May 7, 2025 • 24 mins
In Part 1 of the CNMS 5.7.25, it's Conclave Day at the Vatican! We're officially on the next pope watch, in honor of that, Danielle has a gift story involving palm leaves. And a current trend has men getting rid of their eyelashes, should this "fashion statement" out or in?
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From the Planet Fitness w ZX Studios. It's the Chuck
Nolan Morning Show, Our Chuck Chuck.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Chuck has been with the company for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Now I love Chucky.
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I don't know what to do about it.
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Chucking on in don't you sing a song for Me?
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With Danielle Murrh used.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
To be my cat, but we developed an unhealthy codependent relationship.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We're tiny the guy with goals and drive and ambition,
and I need him to give all that up to support.
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Mine and Tyler.
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Hey, oh wow, sound.
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Man needs a seven ounce keeps your mind.
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Shots, Dana, hold on me, I'm up two inches on
these babies?
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
Happy Conclave Day at Conclave, take a baby, Let's make
a new are They opening the bars early today so
people can go in there and stream the conclave. Yes?
How cool would that be?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
It's like when they have the World Cup Games. We
opened the bars at six.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We just saw the setup for the Conclave. The banquet chairs.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Can you imagine sitting on those things for like fourteen days.
They're not exactly comfortable chairs.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I bet the food's good though.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Although Catholicism they like to make it a little uncomfortable.
And I was raised Catholic, I could make that joke.
Same yeah, and everybody it was all calm down.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Anybody else an altar boy? Oh god, we had fantastic
years of my youth. There we go, Yeah, we need
the bell. And that's when I first talked about it.
That's when I first drank wine. Sacrificial wine is Italian.
That was the first time. Oh my god. Oh yeah,
but I was in like third grade. Yeah I know,
but still most of them are now.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
We we we grabbed that little chalice before we went
out there, me and the other kids.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Let's try it. Let's try as a third grader sacrificial
wine to taste like liquid asphalt. It tasted like crap.
It's so bad. It was.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I don't know what they had for wine back then,
but I would imagine it was something in a jug.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It just was not good. It's a discount thing awful.
Where conclaving. We're getting ready for the Celtics We're going
to take a deep breath. We're going to reset. Okay,
we're going to get ready for tonight. We've got to
Karen read updates. Oh god, we got a.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Lot of Karen read out market with the voicemails. Crazy,
not even voicemails like that.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, no, no, we have to share them with everything.
We will a lot of stuff coming up here six
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Here we go.
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It spans the gold like a super highway.
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Interesting it is called that download with Danielle.
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The Catholic Church is one hundred thirty three Cardinal electors
are gathering for a final mask before entering the secret
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of papal conclave to choose a successor to the late
Pope Francis. The conclave starts this morning. It'll be held
in the fifteen Chapel. They'll have rounds of voting until
a new Pope is elected. This centuries old tradition has
remain largely unchanged for eight hundred years. In twenty thirteen,
took about two days and five ballots for Pope Francis
to be elected. My question is does the Vatican City
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social media person pop in there and say, like, Hey,
all the cardinals on the left, if we could just
have you guys get together.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
We just need a quick picture for Instagram, right, like
that's happening. And also the person who's in charge of
the smoke has to be on call twenty four hours
a day.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Can you imagine dropping the ball on that where they're
like starting to come out of the room and they're celebrating,
They're like.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Wait, does the smoke go back in and go back
in the smoke? Where's Barry? Or they do the wrong smoke.
It's like the Academy Awards when they gave the wrong.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Best's actually not great, not great another day in the
Karen Reid trial, set to start today. Jurors yesterday heard
some very emotional and angry voicemails that she left to
her boyfriend John o'keeff. Will get into those a little
bit later today when we have some more time. She
made fifty two calls and left eight voicemails between twelve
thirty three and six three am. One of those messages
captured the discovery of John O'Keeffe's body. Three fishermen were
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rescued off Hyanna's port after their small boat capsized in
rough seas, two of them not wearing life vests. I
say fishermen as a very loose term here, because it
looked like these were chads.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It looked like these were a bunch of brass nearby,
straight down, like just the heids and the wind and
those shaken. I ass of like, uh, you felt like
you're gonna die, Like, of course I.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Was going to die do this.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
So that's Philip Tann. He was a squid fisherman who
was in a boat nearby, saw this strange light in
the water and then said, let's hold head over there
and check it out. They find the capsized boats, the
boat the guys are clinging to the top. The water
light was under the water. Completely unprepared, completely unprepared. It's
like the White Mountain story we did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
What are we doing out there?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
People being drunk, That's what we're doing. They're like, hey,
we're going to go take the boat out.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's quick, it's cool.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, choppings, why not? Seems super reasonable and a former
emmanual college admissions officer, Jacob Pinriquez, is facing charges for
allegedly propositioning a seventeen year old Perspective student and a
thirteen year old girl for sex. Prosecutors say he abused
his position to access student information and made explicit offers
via social media. He has been fired, arrested, and ordered
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held without bail pending further hearings. Right now in Boston,
it's a bomby fifty five degrees, clouds clearing up a
little bit, which it's kind of nice, little bright driving
in this morning.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm Danielle. That's your download. Sure, one hundred point seven
seconds of sports with Tyler Oh, Chucky boy. Here we go.
Tonight's yes, Celtics Knicks Game two Eastern Conference semis at
the Garden. Now as you remember in Game one, Celtics
historically missed four four twenty two to three pointers. In
case you missed the postgame show on TNT, here's what
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Shack and Barkley had to say and what.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I said before the game. Kenny, they don't hit those threes,
they're gonna be in trouble one hundred percent. That's one
thing I don't like about the NBA game today.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Nobody ever has a plan B, like, we gonna make
threes and win.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Oh really, captain obvious.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Of course, two things about that, and I didn't take
this into account before Game one, because Shaq did say
that pregame. He's like, if the Celtics aren't hitting their threes,
they will get beat by the Knicks. I clearly did
not listen and decided to bet on the Celtics minus nine. Dumb. Dumb. Yeah,
you would think they're up by twenty with five minutes
to go in the third. All right, let's just like
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play it conservative. And then to piggyback on what Barkley said,
this is the reason why I have a huge issue
with the NBA for the last several years. It's just
a three point shooting contest. Yeah, it really is. It's
like nobody. He's right, nobody has a plan B.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
We'll see if the Celtics have a plan B tonight
if they go ice cold. Now, the other elephant in
the room for tonight is porzingis right now, he's listed
as probable for tonight.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That usually means you're gonna play. He's got the virus.
He's got the virus, yeah, muffle virus back in March.
I think it started one of those one of those
respiratory jobs. Hopefully he can man up and get out
there tonight. Celtics are ten and a half point favorites.
They're gonna need everybody to cover that spread. The Socks
begin a three game series last night with the Rangers
at Fenway. Rangers came into the series chuck, with the
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fewest runs scored in the American League and having lost
nine of their last twelve. Just what the doctor ordered
for the struggling Socks, wouldn't you say yes wrong?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Pitching continues to be an issue for the Socks. Lucas
Giolito is on the hill doing just fine until the
fourth inning. Here's thirty second of Giolito with I would
like to call death by a thousand paper cuts.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Shout out to right by Peterson and a rather can't
get that. That's another double good. Two to nothing Texas.
I fly right center field deep enough to get it done,
and then A rangers on the board again on a
sack fly by Garcia's eighteenth RBI to make it three
to nothing. Three two hard ground ball through for a
base hits Simmy and charging around. He's gonna score? Or
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did it just pecking away here? Four nothing Texas line
drive that'll skip off at a right center Another run
is in five nothing Texas.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Brutal And it looked like there was about thirty eight
people in the stands last night. Yeah, tough night to
be there.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It reminded me of like those old school boxing matches
where they go like fifteen rounds and nobody gets like
knocked down at all. It's just like jab after jab
after jab and then you lose by unanimous decision.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Game two of the series Tonight, Tanner, howk takes them
Ale six forty five. First pitch, I'll tell you a
couple of three things to send you into your day.
The number one seed in the Eastern Conference now down
O two in the Semis cas oh Man Cavs lost
again last night to the Pacers. Thunder and Nuggets played
Game two tonight in Denver. Denver's up one nothing in
that series. For the horse racing fans, this is big news.
Man Kentucky Derby winner Sovereignty will not run the Preakness
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next Saturday, making it the seventh consecutive year that a
triple crown winner will not happen. And finally, the fourth
annual WZX Corn Hoole Classic returns to the South Launda
on Core Boston Harbor July twelfth. Registration open now at
wzx dot com slash court Hole that Sports. I'm Tyler.
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But we're conclaving. Yeah, yeah, We've got a Conclave update.
It's underway right now as we speak. Is conclavius a word?
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Can we make that up?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It is? Now?
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Show with Danielle Murr and Tyler and it's Conclave Day
and Save Day. We've been looking forward to this game
on All Catholics in the room here is that right?
Well raised Catholic, not practicing former Yeah, recovering Catholic lapsed.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, I still have the Catholic guilds. I mean that's
that you can't ever get rid of them. That's ingrained
in you for.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The rest of your life. Man, that is true.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
It's making plans for Mother's Day this weekend, and I
was trying to figure out what time we were going
to do the brunch thing, and my Mom's like well,
I have to go. You know, I'm going to mass.
I'm doing the ten thirty. And I was like, okay,
but if we do an earlier reservation, then that's not
gonna work. She's like, all right, I could go to
I could go to Star of the Sea. They haven't
early a mass in Marblehead.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm like, okay, working out the schedule. I see the Sea.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
It's a very nice little church. That's a nice name
for She's community. Wow, it's a tiny little fishing village.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I got to make sure you wear something on your head.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Have those bare shoulders. The best was when she brought
me palms a couple of weeks ago. She texted me,
She's like, come outside, I have something for you. And
I thought it was like a little gift for like
the start of the show, like to congratulate me, because
it was a Sunday before we started, like roll out
of the house.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm like, what's up. She's like, I got you some palms,
some palms right away. You put them behind the oil
panting of JFK. Let them dry out. You got to
make them into the cross, tie them up. What do
you do with those things? What do you fire? Kindling
what happened? Palms?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Palm from the Palms? In general? What do you do
with them? Where are you getting poems in general? Do
they have a trader Joe's with the with the HELLI bars?
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Where do I find the planes? Aren't the ashes from
ash Wednesday? The Palms?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's correct? Thank you? Is it? The ultim boy would
know that? You would think I would end up in
But we're looking for pope.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Do you think when the pope was a little kid
he fantasized about eventually becoming pope, you know, like we
might about being a professional athlete.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Was he like eight years old in his backyard going
there is a lead of all the coverage? It's a
big gig. It is that. That's why they're saying there's
probably not going to be an American pope because we're
world power and they figure if we have an American pope,
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we can't have that much control the entire planet. Then,
So you saw Conclave over the weekend, and I would
love to give your movie review, but the way you
described it, we can't say. He doesn't shut up about it.
It was rizingly amazing, But that's not the words that
you used. Would not go with this description of a
religious film, I probably can't say what I said out. Yeah,
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I can't say that on the air, But it was
an incredible movie, and I'll tell you what it's.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
It's it was almost like a mob movie where everybody's
like jockeying for position, trying to become the boss, digging
up dirt on each other. And if even half of
what I saw in the movie is true, how it
really goes down, it's a soap opera.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's incredible. It has to be. They're like literally like
sequestered trying to find dirt on each other and talking
to each other is political. It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
It's like me when I sit down with my friends
at brunch and one of them is dating a new
guy that doesn't really have a social media presence or
an online footprints, and I'm like, one second, I'm wanna
find out everything I can about this man. Right now.
I found his mother. I know what his sister in
law looks like. Oh she's about to have a baby.
Oh he's married.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Honey. There's another religious film coming.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Out in the world, Missing its Pope. Sony Pictures presents
Father stud to this time. It's Conclave.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, you didn't expect me, Father Stew.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Marky Mark returns as Father Stew and you'd better be pious.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I wake up at two thirty in the morning for
God and to kick ass.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
See Markie Mark and Father Stu.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
I'm no burger flip, I'm Father Stew and it's time
for you a confessional.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
See Marky Mark and Father Stew too. This time it's
conclave in theaters now.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Good movie sighting.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
You will never find anyone with a bigger smudge on
their forehead on ash Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
The Mark Wahlberg, that.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Is, he always has the most It's almost like he
asks for the most aggressive one possible.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
He looks like when bugs Bunny smokes the cigar and
it explodes him. Yes, Father, make.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It a double. I need you to get me the
biggest may here that's alsosed.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So you think he goes twice, like maybe he goes
to morning Mass and then afternoon goes to touch up
the ashes.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well, he goes to the two am mass, Yeah, and
then he goes So the conclave is underway. They've already
had the morning Mass that has ended, so the cardinals
have returned to the Santa Marta residents to have a
short rest, have some lunch, and now they're going to
figure out where they're gonna sit, who they're going to
sit next to. As they begin the all important.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Discussion, you think, do you think it's a signed seating,
like are they doing seating charts like at a wedding,
because I'm sure there's got to be some cardinal drama,
like intercardinal drama where like, oh, we can't have this
guy next to that one.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Don't make me sit next to Cardinal patro I can't.
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Use that was the thing in the movie. Where there
is no assigned seating, they start jockeying.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
This is where it starts. Where are they gonna sit,
who they're gonna sit next to? Who do they want
to talk to? Whose opinion do they want to sway?
All right, we know these guys are going to vote
for this dude. This guy's on the fence. Let's go
talk to him like it's dude, it's crazy. This would
go for two weeks? Yeah, how long does it go
for it?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
So the longest it's ever gone was three years, but
that was century.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That was a century ago.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Last time when they elected pope, friends, as it took
two days, so it was relatively quick in comparison.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And there's so many tourists over there right now, Oh god,
what a nightmare. And one of them was over at
the Colisseum trying to take a selfie apparently impaled himself
on a metal fence. What are you doing? What are you?
What are we? What can we stop?
Speaker 5 (16:12):
With the like the people falling over the side of
the Grand Canyon, we had the people getting impaled on
the fences.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
He was left helplessly dangling for more than twenty minutes.
Pull the guy off coliseum and he pierced his spine
and needed eighty stitches after they pulled them off of
that thing. I tried to find video of this online.
I know you did, just more bid curiosity. Twenty minutes,
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it's all, that's all. I mean, twenty seconds is a
long My god, how high up was he?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I don't know exactly where it was because there are
only certain areas within the Colisseum that have that particular
spiked fence.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It's a spike fence, it's not your basically like chain
link fence. All right, right now, the giant spears coming
up like twenty feet up there.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Yeah, remember in the Omen when the guy's head to
cut off when he's trying to chase the anti Christ
through Italy and he goes past the call Sem and
then the glass cuts.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
His head and it spins and spins and spins. Sounds
like that kind of a story.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I want to make an anti Christ joke right now,
and there's so many people that are coming into my
head and I'm like, I can't decide which one to make.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
It about it And somehow we started out talking about
how the conclave just started, Clay's just started. Now it
gets dark with the Catholics start. It's the Chuck Nolan
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to date on the latest and fashion and grooming. There's
a new male grooming thing that guys are doing to
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make them look more masculine. God help us to tell
I will in about five minutes. All right, I think
Tyler should do it.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
If he cared about the success of this show, he
would do it on the air.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
On the air. Wow, we're gonna need a barber. They'll
crowl back. Oh with a steady hand. Wait, it's me.
What what's ozz are you going to do this morning?
That Tyler's not work out? Yeah? Yeah, he has. Exercisage
is a big final show. That's right. It's probably like
curling two pound weights, but it's doing more than you.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
He's doing five minutes of cardio. It's very slow, steady,
like not even a walk.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
It's more like five. It's like one foot just slightly
in front of the other. Again, more than you. Hey,
I just walked from here to there. I'm good. He's
getting his breath up by, you know, exercising his lungs
out with It's a good way to do it. So
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there's this new thing on TikTok TikTok. You know, I
follow TikTok and the latest trends. What's going on out there?
You're very hip guy truck, you know, and the people.
So there's uh, this is one that uh, it's a
social media trend of men trimming down or even entirely
shaving off their eyelashes. Fire straight men so afraid to
be considered gay, like.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
You have eyelashes, and now this is this is what
we have to do.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Wow, we have to shave off our eyelashes for what
to appear less feminine? Do you think that's what it is? Well,
for years I thought like long eyelashes on a guy even, like, wow,
that looks good.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Long eyelashes look nice everywhere. It's like when we look
at a guy like Tyler has eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
She said that to me a long time ago. You
have quite beautiful eyelash. Women pay a lot of money
for those eyelashes. Well, apparently in a bid to look
more masculine. There's barbers who are who are shaving these
things down, like the to get the stubby lash because
it looks masculine. It looks ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Like have you ever come across somebody who doesn't have
eyebrows but you don't realize it, like and you look
at their face and you're like, there's something wrong here,
and I can't put my finger on what it is,
and then like after like twenty minutes, somebody points it out.
They're like, oh, they don't have eyebrows, and you're like, oh,
that's what it is. You bring the eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's the same thing. You bring up a very good point.
It's guys who like shave their eyebrows so you look
like Renee Zellwegger. It's just like perfectly groomed eyebrow on
a guy. It just looks weird. No, it doesn't. I
like them.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
If you have eyebrow hairs that are like reaching into
their own zip code, get those.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You shouldn't have, the Admiral Zumbwald. No, I like a
waft brow on a man and a shaved arm pit.
A shaved armpit, well, I'm a cuddler and I like
to wedge my shoulders in there, nodding his head up
and down like Jojo knows.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Nobody wants to wedge their older in under a furry
blanket when they're cuddling with the guy. I want to
put my head on your chest. I want to get
in there. If you've got a bunch of deodorant balls
clinging to your armpit hair.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Nobody, Wow, where did that go. That took a turn.
I can see you grooming it down, so it's not
like shave a minute.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
When you say shaved, you mean like with a razor. No, No,
I mean could you shave your face like just clippers trim.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Either one is fine, manscape it, Yeah, you keep it
down to actually shave. If it looks like one of
the pictures that my mother took at the racket ball
place in the seventies with the guys in the tank
top and like full like armpit bush.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
No, I don't know many guys that do the long
like you know, jungle wispy thing you're not looking really Yeah,
I don't know many guys that do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, I think it reaches a point where you're like
in the mirror like, oh my god, I got to
take care of that. You bloom it down, you mow
it down, but you don't shave it down. Like hair
around the nipple. It depends on the rest of the chest,
depends on the rest of the chest. Dare I even
ask about black hair? Yeah, that's gotta go. If it's
dark enough, you can laser it the eyelashes. Though, that's
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so dumb. You're gonna cut your eyelashes off the wash.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I agree. I just that doesn't make any sense. If
I did that, it would it would look so we here.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Because black hair. Yeah, but I think in the interest
of the show, we should have a barber come in
here so we can see for ourselves, because I haven't
seen this. I would love to see you with the
and dare I say it, stubby lash, Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I'll do that if the next time, if we ever
get like an mm A fighter in here and let
them punch you in the stomach, just to see if
it hurts.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Not the same thing, not even close to the same.
If you're gonna take one for the team or not,
come up with a comparative thing that's like, you know real,
I would. I would do that myself. Team you on.
I have a hard enough time keeping it. I have
a hard enough time keeping up with trimming the nose hair.
So you know, you know what. I appreciate that you
do it. Yes, the effort is there. You have to
do it all ears, ears, nose, armpits, junk, but all
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of it. Not shave the armpits.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
So from Pink Floyd, where Bob geldoffs in the middle
of his mental decline that shaves off his eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
With the with the old razor blade. Yeah, that's all
I can think of, the old Wilkinson sword. I'm not
I'm not there yet. I'm not in a mental decline.
If there's a barber out there who would like to
come out, don't go and do this on the air.
Six one, seven hundred point seven check on Wine show
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It's a full day. There was a lot going on,
and we're gonna have Joe Perry tickets later on this
morning at eight ten. Yes, that's right. We got a
new show. You got a game to play, that's right.
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Chuck has been with the company for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Now I love Chucky.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Chucking on in don't you sing a song for Me?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
With Danielle Murrh used.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
To be my cat, but we developed an unhealthy codependent relationship.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We're tiny the guy with goals and drive and ambition,
and I need him to give all that up to support.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Mine and Tyler.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hey, oh wow, sound.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Man needs a seven ounce keeps your mind.
Speaker 6 (00:40):
Shots, Dana, hold on me, I'm up two inches on
these babies?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Really? Five eight five seven days now The Chuck Nolan
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
Happy Conclave Day at Conclave, take a baby, Let's make
a new are They opening the bars early today so
people can go in there and stream the conclave. Yes?
How cool would that be?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
It's like when they have the World Cup Games. We
opened the bars at six.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We just saw the setup for the Conclave. The banquet chairs.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Can you imagine sitting on those things for like fourteen days.
They're not exactly comfortable chairs.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I bet the food's good though.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Although Catholicism they like to make it a little uncomfortable.
And I was raised Catholic, I could make that joke.
Same yeah, and everybody it was all calm down.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Anybody else an altar boy? Oh god, we had fantastic
years of my youth. There we go, Yeah, we need
the bell. And that's when I first talked about it.
That's when I first drank wine. Sacrificial wine is Italian.
That was the first time. Oh my god. Oh yeah,
but I was in like third grade. Yeah I know,
but still most of them are now.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
We we we grabbed that little chalice before we went
out there, me and the other kids.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Let's try it. Let's try as a third grader sacrificial
wine to taste like liquid asphalt. It tasted like crap.
It's so bad. It was.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I don't know what they had for wine back then,
but I would imagine it was something in a jug.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It just was not good. It's a discount thing awful.
Where conclaving. We're getting ready for the Celtics We're going
to take a deep breath. We're going to reset. Okay,
we're going to get ready for tonight. We've got to
Karen read updates. Oh god, we got a.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Lot of Karen read out market with the voicemails. Crazy,
not even voicemails like that.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, no, no, we have to share them with everything.
We will a lot of stuff coming up here six
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The Catholic Church is one hundred thirty three Cardinal electors
are gathering for a final mask before entering the secret
(03:30):
of papal conclave to choose a successor to the late
Pope Francis. The conclave starts this morning. It'll be held
in the fifteen Chapel. They'll have rounds of voting until
a new Pope is elected. This centuries old tradition has
remain largely unchanged for eight hundred years. In twenty thirteen,
took about two days and five ballots for Pope Francis
to be elected. My question is does the Vatican City
(03:52):
social media person pop in there and say, like, Hey,
all the cardinals on the left, if we could just
have you guys get together.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
We just need a quick picture for Instagram, right, like
that's happening. And also the person who's in charge of
the smoke has to be on call twenty four hours
a day.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Can you imagine dropping the ball on that where they're
like starting to come out of the room and they're celebrating,
They're like.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Wait, does the smoke go back in and go back
in the smoke? Where's Barry? Or they do the wrong smoke.
It's like the Academy Awards when they gave the wrong.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Best's actually not great, not great another day in the
Karen Reid trial, set to start today. Jurors yesterday heard
some very emotional and angry voicemails that she left to
her boyfriend John o'keeff. Will get into those a little
bit later today when we have some more time. She
made fifty two calls and left eight voicemails between twelve
thirty three and six three am. One of those messages
captured the discovery of John O'Keeffe's body. Three fishermen were
(04:42):
rescued off Hyanna's port after their small boat capsized in
rough seas, two of them not wearing life vests. I
say fishermen as a very loose term here, because it
looked like these were chads.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It looked like these were a bunch of brass nearby,
straight down, like just the heids and the wind and
those shaken. I ass of like, uh, you felt like
you're gonna die, Like, of course I.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Was going to die do this.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
So that's Philip Tann. He was a squid fisherman who
was in a boat nearby, saw this strange light in
the water and then said, let's hold head over there
and check it out. They find the capsized boats, the
boat the guys are clinging to the top. The water
light was under the water. Completely unprepared, completely unprepared. It's
like the White Mountain story we did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
What are we doing out there?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
People being drunk, That's what we're doing. They're like, hey,
we're going to go take the boat out.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's quick, it's cool.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, choppings, why not? Seems super reasonable and a former
emmanual college admissions officer, Jacob Pinriquez, is facing charges for
allegedly propositioning a seventeen year old Perspective student and a
thirteen year old girl for sex. Prosecutors say he abused
his position to access student information and made explicit offers
via social media. He has been fired, arrested, and ordered
(05:52):
held without bail pending further hearings. Right now in Boston,
it's a bomby fifty five degrees, clouds clearing up a
little bit, which it's kind of nice, little bright driving
in this morning.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm Danielle. That's your download. Sure, one hundred point seven
seconds of sports with Tyler Oh, Chucky boy. Here we go.
Tonight's yes, Celtics Knicks Game two Eastern Conference semis at
the Garden. Now as you remember in Game one, Celtics
historically missed four four twenty two to three pointers. In
case you missed the postgame show on TNT, here's what
(06:24):
Shack and Barkley had to say and what.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I said before the game. Kenny, they don't hit those threes,
they're gonna be in trouble one hundred percent. That's one
thing I don't like about the NBA game today.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Nobody ever has a plan B, like, we gonna make
threes and win.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Oh really, captain obvious.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Of course, two things about that, and I didn't take
this into account before Game one, because Shaq did say
that pregame. He's like, if the Celtics aren't hitting their threes,
they will get beat by the Knicks. I clearly did
not listen and decided to bet on the Celtics minus nine. Dumb. Dumb. Yeah,
you would think they're up by twenty with five minutes
to go in the third. All right, let's just like
(07:00):
play it conservative. And then to piggyback on what Barkley said,
this is the reason why I have a huge issue
with the NBA for the last several years. It's just
a three point shooting contest. Yeah, it really is. It's
like nobody. He's right, nobody has a plan B.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
We'll see if the Celtics have a plan B tonight
if they go ice cold. Now, the other elephant in
the room for tonight is porzingis right now, he's listed
as probable for tonight.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That usually means you're gonna play. He's got the virus.
He's got the virus, yeah, muffle virus back in March.
I think it started one of those one of those
respiratory jobs. Hopefully he can man up and get out
there tonight. Celtics are ten and a half point favorites.
They're gonna need everybody to cover that spread. The Socks
begin a three game series last night with the Rangers
at Fenway. Rangers came into the series chuck, with the
(07:43):
fewest runs scored in the American League and having lost
nine of their last twelve. Just what the doctor ordered
for the struggling Socks, wouldn't you say yes wrong?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Pitching continues to be an issue for the Socks. Lucas
Giolito is on the hill doing just fine until the
fourth inning. Here's thirty second of Giolito with I would
like to call death by a thousand paper cuts.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Shout out to right by Peterson and a rather can't
get that. That's another double good. Two to nothing Texas.
I fly right center field deep enough to get it done,
and then A rangers on the board again on a
sack fly by Garcia's eighteenth RBI to make it three
to nothing. Three two hard ground ball through for a
base hits Simmy and charging around. He's gonna score? Or
(08:25):
did it just pecking away here? Four nothing Texas line
drive that'll skip off at a right center Another run
is in five nothing Texas.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Brutal And it looked like there was about thirty eight
people in the stands last night. Yeah, tough night to
be there.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It reminded me of like those old school boxing matches
where they go like fifteen rounds and nobody gets like
knocked down at all. It's just like jab after jab
after jab and then you lose by unanimous decision.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Game two of the series Tonight, Tanner, howk takes them
Ale six forty five. First pitch, I'll tell you a
couple of three things to send you into your day.
The number one seed in the Eastern Conference now down
O two in the Semis cas oh Man Cavs lost
again last night to the Pacers. Thunder and Nuggets played
Game two tonight in Denver. Denver's up one nothing in
that series. For the horse racing fans, this is big news.
Man Kentucky Derby winner Sovereignty will not run the Preakness
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next Saturday, making it the seventh consecutive year that a
triple crown winner will not happen. And finally, the fourth
annual WZX Corn Hoole Classic returns to the South Launda
on Core Boston Harbor July twelfth. Registration open now at
wzx dot com slash court Hole that Sports. I'm Tyler.
This is the Chuck Nolan Morning Show on ZLX. Use
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Speaker 3 (09:47):
Good morning for New York.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
I just want to say thanks for hyping up this Wednesday,
and happy hump Day.
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or maybe transplant. I'm guessing transplant with that act just
sounds too nice.
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But we're conclaving. Yeah, yeah, We've got a Conclave update.
It's underway right now as we speak. Is conclavius a word?
(10:23):
Can we make that up?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It is? Now?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
We do whatever we want ramsay Zlex. It's classic rock
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Show with Danielle Murr and Tyler and it's Conclave Day
and Save Day. We've been looking forward to this game
on All Catholics in the room here is that right?
Well raised Catholic, not practicing former Yeah, recovering Catholic lapsed.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, I still have the Catholic guilds. I mean that's
that you can't ever get rid of them. That's ingrained
in you for.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The rest of your life. Man, that is true.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
It's making plans for Mother's Day this weekend, and I
was trying to figure out what time we were going
to do the brunch thing, and my Mom's like well,
I have to go. You know, I'm going to mass.
I'm doing the ten thirty. And I was like, okay,
but if we do an earlier reservation, then that's not
gonna work. She's like, all right, I could go to
I could go to Star of the Sea. They haven't
early a mass in Marblehead.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm like, okay, working out the schedule. I see the Sea.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
It's a very nice little church. That's a nice name
for She's community. Wow, it's a tiny little fishing village.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I got to make sure you wear something on your head.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Have those bare shoulders. The best was when she brought
me palms a couple of weeks ago. She texted me,
She's like, come outside, I have something for you. And
I thought it was like a little gift for like
the start of the show, like to congratulate me, because
it was a Sunday before we started, like roll out
of the house.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm like, what's up. She's like, I got you some palms,
some palms right away. You put them behind the oil
panting of JFK. Let them dry out. You got to
make them into the cross, tie them up. What do
you do with those things? What do you fire? Kindling
what happened? Palms?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Palm from the Palms? In general? What do you do
with them? Where are you getting poems in general? Do
they have a trader Joe's with the with the HELLI bars?
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Where do I find the planes? Aren't the ashes from
ash Wednesday? The Palms?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's correct? Thank you? Is it? The ultim boy would
know that? You would think I would end up in
But we're looking for pope.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Do you think when the pope was a little kid
he fantasized about eventually becoming pope, you know, like we
might about being a professional athlete.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Was he like eight years old in his backyard going
there is a lead of all the coverage? It's a
big gig. It is that. That's why they're saying there's
probably not going to be an American pope because we're
world power and they figure if we have an American pope,
(12:47):
we can't have that much control the entire planet. Then,
So you saw Conclave over the weekend, and I would
love to give your movie review, but the way you
described it, we can't say. He doesn't shut up about it.
It was rizingly amazing, But that's not the words that
you used. Would not go with this description of a
religious film, I probably can't say what I said out. Yeah,
(13:08):
I can't say that on the air, But it was
an incredible movie, and I'll tell you what it's.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
It's it was almost like a mob movie where everybody's
like jockeying for position, trying to become the boss, digging
up dirt on each other. And if even half of
what I saw in the movie is true, how it
really goes down, it's a soap opera.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's incredible. It has to be. They're like literally like
sequestered trying to find dirt on each other and talking
to each other is political. It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
It's like me when I sit down with my friends
at brunch and one of them is dating a new
guy that doesn't really have a social media presence or
an online footprints, and I'm like, one second, I'm wanna
find out everything I can about this man. Right now.
I found his mother. I know what his sister in
law looks like. Oh she's about to have a baby.
Oh he's married.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Honey. There's another religious film coming.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Out in the world, Missing its Pope. Sony Pictures presents
Father stud to this time. It's Conclave.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, you didn't expect me, Father Stew.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Marky Mark returns as Father Stew and you'd better be pious.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I wake up at two thirty in the morning for
God and to kick ass.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
See Markie Mark and Father Stu.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
I'm no burger flip, I'm Father Stew and it's time
for you a confessional.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
See Marky Mark and Father Stew too. This time it's
conclave in theaters now.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Good movie sighting.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
You will never find anyone with a bigger smudge on
their forehead on ash Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
The Mark Wahlberg, that.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Is, he always has the most It's almost like he
asks for the most aggressive one possible.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
He looks like when bugs Bunny smokes the cigar and
it explodes him. Yes, Father, make.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It a double. I need you to get me the
biggest may here that's alsosed.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So you think he goes twice, like maybe he goes
to morning Mass and then afternoon goes to touch up
the ashes.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well, he goes to the two am mass, Yeah, and
then he goes So the conclave is underway. They've already
had the morning Mass that has ended, so the cardinals
have returned to the Santa Marta residents to have a
short rest, have some lunch, and now they're going to
figure out where they're gonna sit, who they're going to
sit next to. As they begin the all important.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Discussion, you think, do you think it's a signed seating,
like are they doing seating charts like at a wedding,
because I'm sure there's got to be some cardinal drama,
like intercardinal drama where like, oh, we can't have this
guy next to that one.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Don't make me sit next to Cardinal patro I can't.
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Use that was the thing in the movie. Where there
is no assigned seating, they start jockeying.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
This is where it starts. Where are they gonna sit,
who they're gonna sit next to? Who do they want
to talk to? Whose opinion do they want to sway?
All right, we know these guys are going to vote
for this dude. This guy's on the fence. Let's go
talk to him like it's dude, it's crazy. This would
go for two weeks? Yeah, how long does it go
for it?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
So the longest it's ever gone was three years, but
that was century.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That was a century ago.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Last time when they elected pope, friends, as it took
two days, so it was relatively quick in comparison.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And there's so many tourists over there right now, Oh god,
what a nightmare. And one of them was over at
the Colisseum trying to take a selfie apparently impaled himself
on a metal fence. What are you doing? What are you?
What are we? What can we stop?
Speaker 5 (16:12):
With the like the people falling over the side of
the Grand Canyon, we had the people getting impaled on
the fences.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
He was left helplessly dangling for more than twenty minutes.
Pull the guy off coliseum and he pierced his spine
and needed eighty stitches after they pulled them off of
that thing. I tried to find video of this online.
I know you did, just more bid curiosity. Twenty minutes,
(16:41):
it's all, that's all. I mean, twenty seconds is a
long My god, how high up was he?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I don't know exactly where it was because there are
only certain areas within the Colisseum that have that particular
spiked fence.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
It's a spike fence, it's not your basically like chain
link fence. All right, right now, the giant spears coming
up like twenty feet up there.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Yeah, remember in the Omen when the guy's head to
cut off when he's trying to chase the anti Christ
through Italy and he goes past the call Sem and
then the glass cuts.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
His head and it spins and spins and spins. Sounds
like that kind of a story.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I want to make an anti Christ joke right now,
and there's so many people that are coming into my
head and I'm like, I can't decide which one to make.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
It about it And somehow we started out talking about
how the conclave just started, Clay's just started. Now it
gets dark with the Catholics start. It's the Chuck Nolan
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a new male grooming thing that guys are doing to
(18:01):
make them look more masculine. God help us to tell
I will in about five minutes. All right, I think
Tyler should do it.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
If he cared about the success of this show, he
would do it on the air.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
On the air. Wow, we're gonna need a barber. They'll
crowl back. Oh with a steady hand. Wait, it's me.
What what's ozz are you going to do this morning?
That Tyler's not work out? Yeah? Yeah, he has. Exercisage
is a big final show. That's right. It's probably like
curling two pound weights, but it's doing more than you.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
He's doing five minutes of cardio. It's very slow, steady,
like not even a walk.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
It's more like five. It's like one foot just slightly
in front of the other. Again, more than you. Hey,
I just walked from here to there. I'm good. He's
getting his breath up by, you know, exercising his lungs
out with It's a good way to do it. So
(19:03):
there's this new thing on TikTok TikTok. You know, I
follow TikTok and the latest trends. What's going on out there?
You're very hip guy truck, you know, and the people.
So there's uh, this is one that uh, it's a
social media trend of men trimming down or even entirely
shaving off their eyelashes. Fire straight men so afraid to
be considered gay, like.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
You have eyelashes, and now this is this is what
we have to do.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Wow, we have to shave off our eyelashes for what
to appear less feminine? Do you think that's what it is? Well,
for years I thought like long eyelashes on a guy even, like, wow,
that looks good.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Long eyelashes look nice everywhere. It's like when we look
at a guy like Tyler has eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
She said that to me a long time ago. You
have quite beautiful eyelash. Women pay a lot of money
for those eyelashes. Well, apparently in a bid to look
more masculine. There's barbers who are who are shaving these
things down, like the to get the stubby lash because
it looks masculine. It looks ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Like have you ever come across somebody who doesn't have
eyebrows but you don't realize it, like and you look
at their face and you're like, there's something wrong here,
and I can't put my finger on what it is,
and then like after like twenty minutes, somebody points it out.
They're like, oh, they don't have eyebrows, and you're like, oh,
that's what it is. You bring the eyelashes.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's the same thing. You bring up a very good point.
It's guys who like shave their eyebrows so you look
like Renee Zellwegger. It's just like perfectly groomed eyebrow on
a guy. It just looks weird. No, it doesn't. I
like them.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
If you have eyebrow hairs that are like reaching into
their own zip code, get those.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You shouldn't have, the Admiral Zumbwald. No, I like a
waft brow on a man and a shaved arm pit.
A shaved armpit, well, I'm a cuddler and I like
to wedge my shoulders in there, nodding his head up
and down like Jojo knows.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Nobody wants to wedge their older in under a furry
blanket when they're cuddling with the guy. I want to
put my head on your chest. I want to get
in there. If you've got a bunch of deodorant balls
clinging to your armpit hair.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Nobody, Wow, where did that go. That took a turn.
I can see you grooming it down, so it's not
like shave a minute.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
When you say shaved, you mean like with a razor. No, No,
I mean could you shave your face like just clippers trim.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Either one is fine, manscape it, Yeah, you keep it
down to actually shave. If it looks like one of
the pictures that my mother took at the racket ball
place in the seventies with the guys in the tank
top and like full like armpit bush.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
No, I don't know many guys that do the long
like you know, jungle wispy thing you're not looking really Yeah,
I don't know many guys that do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No, I think it reaches a point where you're like
in the mirror like, oh my god, I got to
take care of that. You bloom it down, you mow
it down, but you don't shave it down. Like hair
around the nipple. It depends on the rest of the chest,
depends on the rest of the chest. Dare I even
ask about black hair? Yeah, that's gotta go. If it's
dark enough, you can laser it the eyelashes. Though, that's
(22:11):
so dumb. You're gonna cut your eyelashes off the wash.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I agree. I just that doesn't make any sense. If
I did that, it would it would look so we here.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Because black hair. Yeah, but I think in the interest
of the show, we should have a barber come in
here so we can see for ourselves, because I haven't
seen this. I would love to see you with the
and dare I say it, stubby lash, Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I'll do that if the next time, if we ever
get like an mm A fighter in here and let
them punch you in the stomach, just to see if
it hurts.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Not the same thing, not even close to the same.
If you're gonna take one for the team or not,
come up with a comparative thing that's like, you know real,
I would. I would do that myself. Team you on.
I have a hard enough time keeping it. I have
a hard enough time keeping up with trimming the nose hair.
So you know, you know what. I appreciate that you
do it. Yes, the effort is there. You have to
do it all ears, ears, nose, armpits, junk, but all
(22:58):
of it. Not shave the armpits.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
So from Pink Floyd, where Bob geldoffs in the middle
of his mental decline that shaves off his eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
With the with the old razor blade. Yeah, that's all
I can think of, the old Wilkinson sword. I'm not
I'm not there yet. I'm not in a mental decline.
If there's a barber out there who would like to
come out, don't go and do this on the air.
Six one, seven hundred point seven check on Wine show
(23:27):
urges you too. Nine one, one hundred point seven.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Still use the lex and your message to seven four
seven Oh Boston Classic.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Rock one hundred point seven w z LX. We got Conclave,
Karen Reid and the Celtics. All those updates coming up.
It's a full day. There was a lot going on,
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