April 23, 2025 • 15 mins
Part 4: Danielle's Loathe For Eggs, 8 Signs You're Single, & Tyler's Sucking Device
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Chuck No Online show on Boston Classic Rock
seven and Over the Hills and Far Away on the
Free iHeartRadio. Add are you serious? Chuckle? Chuckle, chuckle, what's
happening right now?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I put my laptop in front of him because whatever
email I sent decided to go.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So you actually get that. Brought the laptop over his show.
You can read it. We just learned that Danielle does
not like eggs. Okay, I can't do cooked eggs. They're gross.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And the way you said it, though, is Tyler, you
said what you rocky in a.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
In a mug. My grandfather used to have a raw
egg and a shot of remooth every morning.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh god, I mean he beat like five kinds of cancer.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Come on, key, that's did you just hear what she said?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, that's disgustingmooth and raw eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hey, the consistent Italian.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
My grandfather used to do a shot of brandy every
morning and he died of colon cancer. So clearly this
stuff doesn't work. Wow, there's a lot of science going
on here.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Was the red wine that cut my grandfather alive. So
and the reason you don't like eggs, my grandmother used
to try to force feed them. See it's always a
reason smell the taste of the texture.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Like I had an X years ago who we used
to go to mL shaws up and drink it for
breakfast and they had great shredded hash browns and we
be a perfect plate and he would get an over
easy egg and he would break the oak and drizzle
it all over the friggin' ash browns. And I'm like, now,
I can't eat any of these, and he would say,
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It all goes back to Grandma putting her knee on
your chest, force feeding eggs into you.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Stop Grandma, stop oh yelling at me and Italian yes, yeah,
it's always a good.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
So if you were invited on a breakfast tad, you'd
have trouble because the egg dishes.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
And I can't do French toast that's too eggy.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
So I can't do like kische, any pizzag and a
easter don't even make me look at it gross.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Can you eat like like a breaded chicken cutlet? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I can eat it.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, that's fine. You just can't eat something that has
an eggy custard.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Can you eat a pickled egg that's been in a
rusty jar on a bar for about five and a.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Half years, depends how much money's involved. There you go.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So I am the only married person in the room here,
happily married for many years, two beautiful children. We just
found out this article that Tyler had found. These are
the reasons why perhaps you're single. Okay, there are eight
reasons why. They all have four legs in my case.
See if you can relate to this and if it's true,
(02:34):
all right. Number one, you take too long to respond
to texts or emails.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
So I'm if I'm into somebody, I'm a quick responder,
but at some point you have to start to match
their cadence. Like if the person is not always a
quick responder, you don't want to appear too over eager.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Correct, that's what it is. So you figure it out.
If I go too fast, I'm over here, I'm trying
too hard.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Like if they have a ten to fifteen minute delay,
then you know, don't always pick your phone off the
second they text. You gotta let them wait a little bit.
I hate the games, but you got.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
To do it. But it's different for guys, Totally different
for guys.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
If I get a text from a girl, and even
if I like her, I'm still waiting.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, guy, I agree, I'm waiting. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What's what's the point because you don't want it doesn't
matter what age you are.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You don't want to seem over anxious.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
But what's what's the problem with expressing interest?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You don't think wrong, you don't seem clingy that.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
But I also don't want to be on demand, Like
I don't want my life on demand for you, of course,
like I don't want them to think that I'm just
sitting there waiting for the phone to go off.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
But also you're going to think it at some point
that you're not interested if.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You're just brings us to number two. Yes, you don't
show enough interest, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I think there's a I don't know what the actual
time limit would be, but like, I'm not going to
wait seven hours to text you back, but I'm not
going to do it in the first five minute. See there,
give me. I'll probably wait like twenty minutes, thirty minutes
hour or something like that. Okay, And then it's to me,
that's an acceptable amount of time because it builds up
just enough anticipation and then when you send that text.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You know, on the other end, they're going, oh, hey,
there he is nice.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah. So regarding this second point, I have a question
where where within this timeline are you okay with expressing
actual interest in the pot. Do you do the flirting
courtship and hope they figure it out, or do you
get to a point where you're like, hey, dumb, dumb,
I like you, what are we gonna do about it?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I think it has to happen naturally. You just get
to that point where you know and you stop. The
games eventually will end once you're Once you get to
that point where're like, all right, I'm into this chick,
she's into me.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yep, let's go at what point of the relationship do
you fart in front of her?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh? It depends on the girl.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Dude, do you seem like a guy that would never
fart in.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Front of a woman? That is absolutely false? Really lost.
I lost a really hot girlfriend over that once when
you were drinking olive oil.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Notice how he was about to say a really great
girlfriend and he pivoted to hot.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Correct, you got that right.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I was gonna say great because she actually sucked, but
she was really really hot and she acted like she
was okay with the farting, and then I took it
too far because I thought she was comfortable with it.
And this was the this was the straw that broke
the camel's back. We were in my bedroom watching TV
and I had to let one rip. I never did
it right next to her like that in the bed
because I don't want to be a complete a hole.
(05:21):
So I just I had this big walking closet and
I lived in this apartment. AT walked them and I
went into the closet and I let one hang and
it was it was, I mean, this one coloneled the walls.
And she had a look on her face like the
look you have on yours right now, which is complete disgust.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
What horror fighter is that you went into the closet
to let one rip.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That sounded like a hippopotamus and a water hoil.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Unless you let that marinate, you're still like bump dragging
it back into the room like it's still coming with you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You know what, We only made it in like two
reasons why you guys are single?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We got that far. Here's rush. I can just hear
Tyler's mother right now.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Christopher, when you're gonna get may.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
She finally gave up on that. Really, she hasn't said
it in a few years now. She gave up. I
can't believe your mother gave up. You drove her that
far she had to just throw in the towel. She
used to say it all the time, and I used
to give her the Joe Peshi Goodfellow's line, and she
would be like, why don't you get to settle down
and get a nice girl? And I would go, I
get a nice one almost every night, ma, and then
(06:33):
she would laugh, and then she'd be like, I want grandchildren.
And I would be like, I can get you one
of those in nine months if you want, and she'd
be like, I want a legitimate one. So this conversation
went on for years, and then she just stopped and
she finally gave up.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Wow, Yeah, she threw in the towel.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
My mother will occasionally weave it into conversation, like if
we're talking about legacy planning and the houses and what
we're doing with this, and she's like, well, you know,
I mean if she decided to get married someday, then
it's a different conversation.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And I'm like, did you want to do you.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Want to you want to open up my chest and
you can?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Or what's up? I haven't even you haven't even cold
or anything been that's my mom? Oh my god, we're
just talking you hear from you today? You are right.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
We were just talking here about analog clocks incursive. How
kids don't know how to read an analog clock. They
don't know, which is weird.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
It's actually kind of funny to watch somebody stumble through it, like,
you know, they've just never been taught.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But it's like, what's this? What's that? Hey, don't try
to break down Roman numerals.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Right, right, but it's that in writing and cursive. Because
it just made me think of my kids. They were
never taught to write in cursive. And how do you
get a signature? You know, you have to have you
buy one? Now, this is what fascinates me. You go
online and you can buy a signature. And my first
thought when I saw realise was why would you ever
need to buy a.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Signature, And then it dawned on me.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
They don't teach cursive anymore, so you know how to
string the letters together part.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
So it's a cursive signature that buy and then they
just have to practice and copy it correct, so.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Like a caligraphoy will stylize it for you.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You you go through a couple of variations, You're like,
that's the one I want, and then I guess you
just trace and trace and go.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You dot the eye with a little daisy if you
want to hard or maybe a little while.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's so weird, But nowadays everything's like docu sign So yeah,
but you.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Still you still need to sign checks and like there
are some things that will like your passport, you need
to sign your passport for that to be valid.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
What are you gonna print your name?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I guess, so yeah, but they don't know what to do,
Like they're gonna be sitting there like right completely lost.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
They just print it. So my kid's signatures is kind
of half print kind of. I said, you can't just
print it. It has to be something unique. So they
just make some kind of a swik thing and that's
what they stuck with. So that's what they use.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's weird, Like because I've done we've all done docu
signs with contracts and things like that. And when I
do the docu sign and I look and I go,
I can actually read the name right because I like
it's just a couple of squiggles on the line. But
it's the same squiggles in line every single time.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's consistent. But I look at it and I go,
that's not me. That's not my signature. With that hold
up on a court of law, it does because behind it.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, So like if you were to sign, if you
were to go in with the intention to sign a
contract and you wrote Ronald McDonald on the signature line,
I don't think. I mean a lawyer can correct us,
but I don't think that automatically invalidates the contract because
there was intent.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
How can you prove it wasn't forge though somebody did it,
but you have a witness down.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
But we don't.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
We don't practice our signatures a lot, like like an
athlete or a movie Starlet have you seen Tom Brady's
autographeah over the years, it's.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Changed so much. To keep up with something, No, there's
no way, there's so many.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
If you're walking through a crowd and every kid wants
a signature, you're just doing that scribble.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But it has to be the same thing over and over.
But it's just really a line going up and down.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
My favorite author, Freedom McFadden, who's actually based locally, has
talked about this recently because there were some people that
will buy books that have book plates with her signature
in it. There's a group on Facebook and people will
post a photo and say, this doesn't match other Freedom
McFadden signatures that I've seen before, and she's like, look
the volume of stuff that I have to sign. It's
not practical for me to actually do my full signature
(10:12):
or the pen name signature because her her hand will
fall off right yet to be totally fatigued, hit the handcramp.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But then somebody like Brady every time he signed something,
it's thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, just going, well, you don't try for your autograph
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Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, maybe someday we'll get a real text, maybe conventionally
you're gonna text it right now.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Every time he tries to do that, it reminds me
of like when I my mom started.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Using computers, just couldn't get it there. It's not the same.
It's just it's how you word it. That's all. Plugging
it and plunging it back in the look of lost.
Is it ten o'clock yet? Plus almost there? Buddy Weezer
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Speaker 3 (11:32):
This morning, we were talking about how I'm the only
married guy in the room. Happily married it I must say,
a couple of beautiful children. Danielle Tyler, both single, and
we started through the list the eight reasons why you're
still single. We could only make it too deep. We
only made it to the second one because you guys,
you guys, it went wild, especially Tyler, just the excuses
(11:56):
why he still say good.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
News will never date so it won't be awkward in here.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
So this reminded me of this story he told me
a while ago. He bought not one, but two of
these devices called a life back, which is such a
single guy thing. This is the device that if you're
enjoying a fine steak while you're watching Patriots game and
it lodges in the throat and there's nobody.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There, I got nobody to do the heimlikamy.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The dog won't do it if she knew how, she would,
but she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
You wouldn't throw yourself over a chair and do the
heim like that way.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
So okay, this all stems from this guy I used
to play pool with who there's an older dude And no,
he was actually married, but he was home alone and
he was eating chicken wings and he got a little
piece of a chicken bone lodged in his throat. So
we go to play pool one night and he goes, yeah,
I almost died last night. I go, what I thought
(12:55):
he was kidding and he starts to tell us this story.
But he got a chicken bone lodged in his throat,
and what he did was and I don't even know
how he had the wherewithal to even come up with
this in his brain. I would have just panicked and
ran into the hallway and started banging on doors asking
somebody to save me. He like got himself in front
of a chair with the corner and just fell on
it with his chests. What they tell you to do.
(13:15):
I never knew this. You know, that's how Elizabeth Taylor died.
Is he serious?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Look it up? So anyway, so he does this, wasn't
there to save her twice. He's always brought me luck.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
So that scared you. So it's it literally scared the
life out of me. It's I was like, oh my god,
you could be dead right now. And he was like yeah,
He's like, but you know, I knew how to do it.
So I said, oh my god. I went home that
night and I'm like doom scrolling before I go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
And immediately the algorithm delivered the life back.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It came up in my Instagram, of course, and it's
this like plunge your looking thing.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
It's like it's like a it looks like a mask
right with like a plunge like an asthma tube on.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
The end of it.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Grabbed the end of it and do the and then
put it back.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is a sucking device. It's a sucking device.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So my cousin David, who lives over there South Station,
he and I both live alone, and I said to him,
I go, I bought one of these for you too.
I like, because you know, it started get worried. I'm
like thinking all the people I know that live alone.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
And then you said, you know what, we should be prepared,
let's practice, and you put them both on.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, dude, we didn't have a suction party at my
house or anything like.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
The real reason was if he added it to his order,
to his flesh light, he got free shipp.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, that would have been great. If a fleshlight shut
up my accent.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
What happens if you put the life back against the flesh.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Light, they can'tcel each other out.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Such a visual if him with a life back attached
to his face, it's like a cartoon though I can't
even imagine.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's a sucking device. It sun and so you're still here.
And if it stops, what's stomping in?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
And what's behind?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
What's stomping it?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
So what's the end?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And did you.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
See?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I just want to leave on a high note here.
This just popped up.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The New York Jets are the only NFL, NBA, or
Major League Baseball team to not make the postseason during
Pope France's tenure.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yes, oh god, I love when people put stuff like
that together, that is spectacular.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
That really does make me feel good. Oh my god,
what what did we learn here today? We learned I
almost died in the woods of Heart when I
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Was nineteen yep, after being sexually molested, allegedly attempted, attempted
It's the Chuck No Online show on Boston Classic Rock
seven and Over the Hills and Far Away on the
Free iHeartRadio. Add are you serious? Chuckle? Chuckle, chuckle, what's
happening right now?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I put my laptop in front of him because whatever
email I sent decided to go.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So you actually get that. Brought the laptop over his show.
You can read it. We just learned that Danielle does
not like eggs. Okay, I can't do cooked eggs. They're gross.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And the way you said it, though, is Tyler, you
said what you rocky in a.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
In a mug. My grandfather used to have a raw
egg and a shot of remooth every morning.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh god, I mean he beat like five kinds of cancer.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Come on, key, that's did you just hear what she said?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, that's disgustingmooth and raw eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hey, the consistent Italian.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
My grandfather used to do a shot of brandy every
morning and he died of colon cancer. So clearly this
stuff doesn't work. Wow, there's a lot of science going
on here.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Was the red wine that cut my grandfather alive. So
and the reason you don't like eggs, my grandmother used
to try to force feed them. See it's always a
reason smell the taste of the texture.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Like I had an X years ago who we used
to go to mL shaws up and drink it for
breakfast and they had great shredded hash browns and we
be a perfect plate and he would get an over
easy egg and he would break the oak and drizzle
it all over the friggin' ash browns. And I'm like, now,
I can't eat any of these, and he would say,
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It all goes back to Grandma putting her knee on
your chest, force feeding eggs into you.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Stop Grandma, stop oh yelling at me and Italian yes, yeah,
it's always a good.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
So if you were invited on a breakfast tad, you'd
have trouble because the egg dishes.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
And I can't do French toast that's too eggy.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
So I can't do like kische, any pizzag and a
easter don't even make me look at it gross.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Can you eat like like a breaded chicken cutlet? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I can eat it.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, that's fine. You just can't eat something that has
an eggy custard.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Can you eat a pickled egg that's been in a
rusty jar on a bar for about five and a.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Half years, depends how much money's involved. There you go.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So I am the only married person in the room here,
happily married for many years, two beautiful children. We just
found out this article that Tyler had found. These are
the reasons why perhaps you're single. Okay, there are eight
reasons why. They all have four legs in my case.
See if you can relate to this and if it's true,
(02:34):
all right. Number one, you take too long to respond
to texts or emails.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
So I'm if I'm into somebody, I'm a quick responder,
but at some point you have to start to match
their cadence. Like if the person is not always a
quick responder, you don't want to appear too over eager.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Correct, that's what it is. So you figure it out.
If I go too fast, I'm over here, I'm trying
too hard.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Like if they have a ten to fifteen minute delay,
then you know, don't always pick your phone off the
second they text. You gotta let them wait a little bit.
I hate the games, but you got.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
To do it. But it's different for guys, Totally different
for guys.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
If I get a text from a girl, and even
if I like her, I'm still waiting.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, guy, I agree, I'm waiting. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What's what's the point because you don't want it doesn't
matter what age you are.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You don't want to seem over anxious.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
But what's what's the problem with expressing interest?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You don't think wrong, you don't seem clingy that.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
But I also don't want to be on demand, Like
I don't want my life on demand for you, of course,
like I don't want them to think that I'm just
sitting there waiting for the phone to go off.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
But also you're going to think it at some point
that you're not interested if.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You're just brings us to number two. Yes, you don't
show enough interest, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I think there's a I don't know what the actual
time limit would be, but like, I'm not going to
wait seven hours to text you back, but I'm not
going to do it in the first five minute. See there,
give me. I'll probably wait like twenty minutes, thirty minutes
hour or something like that. Okay, And then it's to me,
that's an acceptable amount of time because it builds up
just enough anticipation and then when you send that text.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You know, on the other end, they're going, oh, hey,
there he is nice.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah. So regarding this second point, I have a question
where where within this timeline are you okay with expressing
actual interest in the pot. Do you do the flirting
courtship and hope they figure it out, or do you
get to a point where you're like, hey, dumb, dumb,
I like you, what are we gonna do about it?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I think it has to happen naturally. You just get
to that point where you know and you stop. The
games eventually will end once you're Once you get to
that point where're like, all right, I'm into this chick,
she's into me.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yep, let's go at what point of the relationship do
you fart in front of her?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh? It depends on the girl.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Dude, do you seem like a guy that would never
fart in.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Front of a woman? That is absolutely false? Really lost.
I lost a really hot girlfriend over that once when
you were drinking olive oil.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Notice how he was about to say a really great
girlfriend and he pivoted to hot.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Correct, you got that right.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I was gonna say great because she actually sucked, but
she was really really hot and she acted like she
was okay with the farting, and then I took it
too far because I thought she was comfortable with it.
And this was the this was the straw that broke
the camel's back. We were in my bedroom watching TV
and I had to let one rip. I never did
it right next to her like that in the bed
because I don't want to be a complete a hole.
(05:21):
So I just I had this big walking closet and
I lived in this apartment. AT walked them and I
went into the closet and I let one hang and
it was it was, I mean, this one coloneled the walls.
And she had a look on her face like the
look you have on yours right now, which is complete disgust.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
What horror fighter is that you went into the closet
to let one rip.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That sounded like a hippopotamus and a water hoil.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Unless you let that marinate, you're still like bump dragging
it back into the room like it's still coming with you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
You know what, We only made it in like two
reasons why you guys are single?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We got that far. Here's rush. I can just hear
Tyler's mother right now.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Christopher, when you're gonna get may.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
She finally gave up on that. Really, she hasn't said
it in a few years now. She gave up. I
can't believe your mother gave up. You drove her that
far she had to just throw in the towel. She
used to say it all the time, and I used
to give her the Joe Peshi Goodfellow's line, and she
would be like, why don't you get to settle down
and get a nice girl? And I would go, I
get a nice one almost every night, ma, and then
(06:33):
she would laugh, and then she'd be like, I want grandchildren.
And I would be like, I can get you one
of those in nine months if you want, and she'd
be like, I want a legitimate one. So this conversation
went on for years, and then she just stopped and
she finally gave up.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Wow, Yeah, she threw in the towel.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
My mother will occasionally weave it into conversation, like if
we're talking about legacy planning and the houses and what
we're doing with this, and she's like, well, you know,
I mean if she decided to get married someday, then
it's a different conversation.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And I'm like, did you want to do you.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Want to you want to open up my chest and
you can?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Or what's up? I haven't even you haven't even cold
or anything been that's my mom? Oh my god, we're
just talking you hear from you today? You are right.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
We were just talking here about analog clocks incursive. How
kids don't know how to read an analog clock. They
don't know, which is weird.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
It's actually kind of funny to watch somebody stumble through it, like,
you know, they've just never been taught.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But it's like, what's this? What's that? Hey, don't try
to break down Roman numerals.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Right, right, but it's that in writing and cursive. Because
it just made me think of my kids. They were
never taught to write in cursive. And how do you
get a signature? You know, you have to have you
buy one? Now, this is what fascinates me. You go
online and you can buy a signature. And my first
thought when I saw realise was why would you ever
need to buy a.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Signature, And then it dawned on me.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
They don't teach cursive anymore, so you know how to
string the letters together part.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
So it's a cursive signature that buy and then they
just have to practice and copy it correct, so.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Like a caligraphoy will stylize it for you.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You you go through a couple of variations, You're like,
that's the one I want, and then I guess you
just trace and trace and go.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You dot the eye with a little daisy if you
want to hard or maybe a little while.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's so weird, But nowadays everything's like docu sign So yeah,
but you.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Still you still need to sign checks and like there
are some things that will like your passport, you need
to sign your passport for that to be valid.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
What are you gonna print your name?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I guess, so yeah, but they don't know what to do,
Like they're gonna be sitting there like right completely lost.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
They just print it. So my kid's signatures is kind
of half print kind of. I said, you can't just
print it. It has to be something unique. So they
just make some kind of a swik thing and that's
what they stuck with. So that's what they use.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's weird, Like because I've done we've all done docu
signs with contracts and things like that. And when I
do the docu sign and I look and I go,
I can actually read the name right because I like
it's just a couple of squiggles on the line. But
it's the same squiggles in line every single time.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's consistent. But I look at it and I go,
that's not me. That's not my signature. With that hold
up on a court of law, it does because behind it.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, So like if you were to sign, if you
were to go in with the intention to sign a
contract and you wrote Ronald McDonald on the signature line,
I don't think. I mean a lawyer can correct us,
but I don't think that automatically invalidates the contract because
there was intent.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
How can you prove it wasn't forge though somebody did it,
but you have a witness down.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
But we don't.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
We don't practice our signatures a lot, like like an
athlete or a movie Starlet have you seen Tom Brady's
autographeah over the years, it's.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Changed so much. To keep up with something, No, there's
no way, there's so many.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
If you're walking through a crowd and every kid wants
a signature, you're just doing that scribble.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But it has to be the same thing over and over.
But it's just really a line going up and down.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
My favorite author, Freedom McFadden, who's actually based locally, has
talked about this recently because there were some people that
will buy books that have book plates with her signature
in it. There's a group on Facebook and people will
post a photo and say, this doesn't match other Freedom
McFadden signatures that I've seen before, and she's like, look
the volume of stuff that I have to sign. It's
not practical for me to actually do my full signature
(10:12):
or the pen name signature because her her hand will
fall off right yet to be totally fatigued, hit the handcramp.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
But then somebody like Brady every time he signed something,
it's thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, just going, well, you don't try for your autograph
to you. Sorry. Check out the highlights of the Check
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Speaker 3 (10:34):
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Speaker 1 (10:38):
I love that cursive jokes. Yes you only on the
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Speaker 3 (10:44):
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Speaker 1 (10:47):
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Speaker 3 (10:56):
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Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh, maybe someday we'll get a real text, maybe conventionally
you're gonna text it right now.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Every time he tries to do that, it reminds me
of like when I my mom started.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Using computers, just couldn't get it there. It's not the same.
It's just it's how you word it. That's all. Plugging
it and plunging it back in the look of lost.
Is it ten o'clock yet? Plus almost there? Buddy Weezer
for zos it said shut the online show on w ZLS.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
This morning, we were talking about how I'm the only
married guy in the room. Happily married it I must say,
a couple of beautiful children. Danielle Tyler, both single, and
we started through the list the eight reasons why you're
still single. We could only make it too deep. We
only made it to the second one because you guys,
you guys, it went wild, especially Tyler, just the excuses
(11:56):
why he still say good.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
News will never date so it won't be awkward in here.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
So this reminded me of this story he told me
a while ago. He bought not one, but two of
these devices called a life back, which is such a
single guy thing. This is the device that if you're
enjoying a fine steak while you're watching Patriots game and
it lodges in the throat and there's nobody.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There, I got nobody to do the heimlikamy.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The dog won't do it if she knew how, she would,
but she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
You wouldn't throw yourself over a chair and do the
heim like that way.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
So okay, this all stems from this guy I used
to play pool with who there's an older dude And no,
he was actually married, but he was home alone and
he was eating chicken wings and he got a little
piece of a chicken bone lodged in his throat. So
we go to play pool one night and he goes, yeah,
I almost died last night. I go, what I thought
(12:55):
he was kidding and he starts to tell us this story.
But he got a chicken bone lodged in his throat,
and what he did was and I don't even know
how he had the wherewithal to even come up with
this in his brain. I would have just panicked and
ran into the hallway and started banging on doors asking
somebody to save me. He like got himself in front
of a chair with the corner and just fell on
it with his chests. What they tell you to do.
(13:15):
I never knew this. You know, that's how Elizabeth Taylor died.
Is he serious?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Look it up? So anyway, so he does this, wasn't
there to save her twice. He's always brought me luck.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
So that scared you. So it's it literally scared the
life out of me. It's I was like, oh my god,
you could be dead right now. And he was like yeah,
He's like, but you know, I knew how to do it.
So I said, oh my god. I went home that
night and I'm like doom scrolling before I go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
And immediately the algorithm delivered the life back.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It came up in my Instagram, of course, and it's
this like plunge your looking thing.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
It's like it's like a it looks like a mask
right with like a plunge like an asthma tube on.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
The end of it.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Grabbed the end of it and do the and then
put it back.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is a sucking device. It's a sucking device.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So my cousin David, who lives over there South Station,
he and I both live alone, and I said to him,
I go, I bought one of these for you too.
I like, because you know, it started get worried. I'm
like thinking all the people I know that live alone.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
And then you said, you know what, we should be prepared,
let's practice, and you put them both on.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, dude, we didn't have a suction party at my
house or anything like.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
The real reason was if he added it to his order,
to his flesh light, he got free shipp.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, that would have been great. If a fleshlight shut
up my accent.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
What happens if you put the life back against the flesh.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Light, they can'tcel each other out.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Such a visual if him with a life back attached
to his face, it's like a cartoon though I can't
even imagine.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's a sucking device. It sun and so you're still here.
And if it stops, what's stomping in?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
And what's behind?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
What's stomping it?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
So what's the end?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And did you.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
See?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I just want to leave on a high note here.
This just popped up.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The New York Jets are the only NFL, NBA, or
Major League Baseball team to not make the postseason during
Pope France's tenure.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yes, oh god, I love when people put stuff like
that together, that is spectacular.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
That really does make me feel good. Oh my god,
what what did we learn here today? We learned I
almost died in the woods of Heart when I
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Was nineteen yep, after being sexually molested, allegedly attempted, attempted
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