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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Boston's classic rock seven WCX your Home for the Chef
Nolan Warning show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Followed a nonsense at WCLX on Instagram and TikTok.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, guys, just wanted to let you know that the
Grateful Dead community has been calling the Sphere in Las
Vegas the LSD Thunderdome because yeah, ho al guys, I
would go.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
With yeah, brother. They were there a long time too.
They had a long long rice. Two men enter, one
man leaves.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We were talking about the cost of actually making a
trip out to the Sphere, airfare, hotel, take us to
the show. Yep, thirty seven dollars cocktails. You can't imagine
what the food is like here. That's a big expense.
And we had was it Stacey? She went to see
you two and the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And and living the life of Riley. You gotta love
that place.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And Jake is making a trip out to the Hamptons today.
What am I doing wrong? See this?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I gave all that up to come back to this
early functioning radio station.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm just kidding, right, all right, let's drop off voices down.
Try not to be loud. We have a sick person here.
Just make sure he's okay. Tyler, Hello, I listen to him.
They sound great, highly going everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show with Danielle Murr and Tyler.
But Tyler at three forty five this morning texted us saying,
one hundred and one degree fever?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
How did you take your temperature? It's a family of course.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
What's going on? Did you rumors he got a bad
edible or something?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
I think I think this was in the universe getting
back of me for not waiting for Danielle to get
a move the other night in the North. Then that's
what I think is happening.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Although Tyler does sound a lot sexier not she might
actually want you to hang out with her. One. No,
let's not go that. He sounds like, Jack, are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
That was the saddest how you doing I've ever heard
of my wife part?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
It wasn't I can't must rough the energy to give
you a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What do you think you have? What do you think
you have that you're going to pass along to us?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
That's a great question. All I know is I started
having a scratchy throat on Sunday and then it kicked
in really good yesterday and I thought it was just allergies,
and then I woke up this morning with one hundred
and one fever and I'm like, ah, craph and now
my head feels like somebody's been pounding on it with
a bowling ball for the last three days.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
All right, So you get a rest up today, do
the fluids and all that. We can expect you tomorrow
morning about four am.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
I'm hoping.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I'm hoping we need an IVY endorsement for jo come
in here.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, yeah, do you mind if I bring a hospital
ben in there and just do it from there.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Stay in the bubble.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
One of the saddest things about this is in my
line of vision, I have your microphone wrapped in the
sanitary sandwich bag that you put on every day, and
that couldn't even keep you healthy.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
You know what sucks. I didn't even go out this
weekend after I saw you guys. I'm like, I don't
even know how I got sick.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Well if, yeah, if you had gone out, it would
have been a little strange.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But yeah, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
I think when you guys got me sick, really.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Because we're both fine, but nice, try on that one Tyler.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I tell you what, I'm gonna send Pelosi over there
and rub some fixed vapor rubber.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
That stuff smells great, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It just reminds me of my childhood. It's all disoriented.
Listen to him.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
I know I'm gonna dude. I'm like, my head is
pounding right now. No matter how much advent I take,
I can't get rid of this headache.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Are you sweating through anything?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Uh? I'm sweating a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He didn't want to say that. He's okay, She's a rock.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
She'll get through it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know I was pre med before I got into radio.
Would you just turn your head and cough just for
a second.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yeah, right, Get away from me, don't put any gloves on,
put the vatoline away. I'll be fine on my own,
all right, feel better, don't do worry.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
All right. It's just not the same, is it. It's great?
She just said we misseds. All right. It's the hoop buzzed.
It's classic rock.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
One hundred points seven WZLX Chuck Nolan Morning Show with
Danielle and Pelosi this morning, and a cautionary tale right here.
We like to we like to pass along information that's
going to be helpful to people and keep keep you healthy.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Don't say pass along in this context.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Jeez, if you enjoy going to uh a karaoke night
and belting out a little glory again, I will survive
a little kung fu fighting something like them gone exactly.
You should hear this story this woman put out on
TikTok claiming that she caught the herbies virus by holding
the karaoke mic too close to her mouth?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Is that why Tyler has the microphone then covered with
a plastic bag in here?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Why did you put that in my head? That's why
he's not here today. It's not a fever, it's a
herpetic sword. Oh god, it's.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Like going to stick to air kisses from now on.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It looks like he's got a titleist one on his lip.
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
So this woman says she got a bit carried away
during performance. She was holding microphone much closer to her
mouth than she should have. Would love to know that
song was. Sometime later, tiny postulant blisters appeared around her mouth,
but although they were painful and itchy, she didn't pay
too much attention to them and they eventually went away.
(05:18):
Only they came back in a matter of days, and
this time the woman sought medical attention and learned that
she had somehow contracted the HSV one herpes virus from
a tractor.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yes, that's the tractor's story. That's the tractor story. That's
the tractor. See now, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
This has unlocked a whole new nightmarish thing because people
who do carry oka in bar never think twice about
grabbing that microphone, putting their mouth all over it.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Slobbery.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
There's a lot of microphone smells like a beer. Sure
Billy knows.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
By right. I don't think Billy, this is right up
there with that story.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
About how you can get gounaria from a Toilet's see
a masspike restock, same thing, wearing the surface sharing.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's why we're hovering.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Have the quads, you know, it's so I don't use
the bathroom until the New York border. I just all
the way, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
During my illustrious radio career, I have had the opportunity
to introjuice several bands and big time rock stars at
the Garden Gillette Family Park, places like that, and they
always say before you go, don't touch the mic, But
sometimes you get carried away a little bit, and you
hit it with your mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I have to I have touched the same mic as
Vince Neil. Can you imagine?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You know the last time we saw Aerosmith, not the
time that you perform with your former band, but you
did the stage announcement. We went and watched the show
and Steven Tyler came out and immediately started having problems
with the microphone, and he hurled the line. Do you
remember you hurled the mic and the stand at the
sound guys in the middle of the first show.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Maybe you messed them up. You know what I thought
at that moment, Why didn't I do that? It was
my moment to have a rock star fit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But getting back to this, Yeah, do you think that
she actually got it from the microphone or from a
gentleman later in the night.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Oh, I could have been a gentleman six years prior.
And then it just surfaced. I guess I just did
a little research. Evidently it can live on surfaces for
like two hours, really moist surfaces, she said, moist.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Old man whistle going there too. It's fine, everything's great.
Worry about wow? So what do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Do you put the sandwich bag over the microphone, like
Tyler does hear before you go up there to sing?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Or I think you just don't do karaoke. No one
wants to hear it all together.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, that's too bad.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
People still doing karaoke, like I a huge overseas, huge overseas,
but like people still doing in bars around here badly?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Is there a big karaoke bar around Boston? They still
doing it the Hong Kong, I assume, yeah, Wow, it's
old school right any more? Bottom like the Hong Kong.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I think I think you should call Andy and you
should run the karaoke room at the Coloon.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They do have cologonn they do have Colon karaoke. Andy,
give me some Saugus wings. That's what we should do
for the for the for the Conlay.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Saugust wings for the Conlay.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The chetnel In Morning Show is worldwide. Listen on the
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is one hundred point seven w zlex Classic Raph. We're
getting near the end of the Tuesday show. Danielle, you
gotta go home and feed animals. I got a lot
to do.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I gotta go see doctor MAHOODI about my left knee.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I gotta feed the animals. We gotta do all the things.
What's going on with the knee. You get the torminiscus sweat.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
No, I had a bunch of fluid build up behind
the patella fluid.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I had a lot more on the right knee. He
drained it. Give me a Cortizon shot. It's like a
new woman good times. You put a stent in it
and he drained it.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Well.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Sometimes you get that pressure behind me lan I don't think, Yeah,
there's a little maybe perhaps they.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Put about three leeches over it feels fine. Now go
on old school.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, as medical advice.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Today is that kind of day.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
We're gearing up with Carter Allen coming up to ten
o'clock Food Fighters from z CLX. It's a shut no online
show on Boston Classic Rock seven WSX and Over the
Hills and Far Away on the Free iHeartRadio app. Just
a quick follow up here on the life of Shador Sanders,
who has banished the land of Cleveland when he was
(09:29):
chosen three days into.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The NFL draft.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Story out today that had a crazy custom made diamond
legendary chain made for the draft Oh, it is humongous,
as they always are, full of diamonds and gold. The
chain is worth more than the signing bonuses of most
of the players who were drafted that way.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It is stupidly big.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's gotta be like three pounds.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Good, but an albatross. So he had that done, thinking
he was going to a bit higher. Oops. TMZ ran into.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
His dad, Dion, and asked him what he thought about
the whole draft situation with his son. Question, you know
how good God is?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I know?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
God is good? You happy man, You're so good.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
How do you do you forgive the prankston?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's so good. There you go, just double down on
the Goddess good. That's it, no comment.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
God is glad he doesn't have to be paying for
time in necklaces anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
God, it's just such a strange tale. And how about this?
The last player born in the nineteen nineties to be
drafted in the NFL.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I don't want to eat the show. I don't even
want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Quarterback from Louisville. He was drafted by the Saints. He
was born in September twenty eighth, nineteen ninety nine, making
him the last player from the nineteen nineties falling before
the turn of the century. I hate that worthront, yeah
so much. I know, it's just it's just wow. Yeah
I heard that this morning, Like, oh my god, now
you're serious. You have to do math on it. You
(10:59):
do have to do math, have to do mass. Like
my thirtieth high school reunion is coming.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Up this year.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
That's terrifying. That's a big one. Are you going to go?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
So Thankfully for my class, we've had a pretty loose
structure where it's not been like this whole planned, ticketed
thing like I think for our twentieth it was just
we went to Longboards in Salem and it was like
just show up and buy your own drinks and.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It was perfect.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I just wonder if port and Oreils show up this year. Wow,
that's right, Dave down there, classmates. Yeah, you both have stories.
He's had a long year.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
And you're both born in the nineteen hundreds. But no
more football players be drafted from the nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Think about that. I hate it. It's like leather leather
helmets days so bizarre. Oh my god, bring a carter
all the way. Those check for a thousand bucks. Thousand
dollars bride a ten ten.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I'm going to get him kicked off with a one
hundred point seven minute commercial free classic rock.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Flock indeed purple clx. It shot over and me so over.
You're still here? And if it stops, what's stomping in?
Speaker 6 (12:13):
And what's gone?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
What's stomping it?
Speaker 6 (12:15):
So?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
What's the end?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And did you.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
See?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Please let this go and move on to something else
there you go, might have if you turn the microphone
more enthusiasm from the Zlex listeners. Appreciate that. You know
the people love you. Keep it coming, man, keep it coming.
We love that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
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Speaker 1 (12:54):
But we love playing them back on the air, being
a part of the show, being a part of the show.
Hey can I send a little shot out real quick?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
It's my travel Hubby's birthday today, Travel Hubby, My travel Hubby.
It's like the dedicated male companion. We don't date, and
a lot of people think we're sleeping together. We're not, okay,
so but we've been Just to clarify Luke Taxter, I
want a BPD's finest. Everybody should text him and give
him hard time right now. Wish him a happy birthday.
We've been to Iceland, Italy, South Africa together, Qatar, We've
(13:22):
got Thailand Grease coming up.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
He's a fantastic sirpa. That is like a committed traveling
relationship right there. You have you, guys, reached the point
where you wear the same clothes when you're out there
going see museums and.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Stuff, good dressed and touching outfits.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
He's a snorer, so we wouldn't be able to date,
and I would we We've decided we can't date because
we have such a delicate, amazing travel husband and white relationship.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
We don't want to ruin him. But he's celebrated your birthday.
What else do you know about him? You know he snores? Yep,
that's it. No, he likes a good seafood tower and
who doesn't really does.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Luke always manages to get the most uh substantial and
exturesque items on the menu. So I've got an entire
folder full of photos about like all the great stuff
Luca's ordered.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I got to give you credit.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Danielle travels so well, thank you, and you should check
out her photos that she takes on her world travels,
like to Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You and the penguins. God, you can check them out
on chance to do that. We're lucky if we rent
a house down the cape for one week of the summer.
Are you going to start living, Chuck, I'm gonna start living.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Flying with the lay down seats, I was gonna stay
born is beautiful this summer, Chuck.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Check out Danielle online.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Yeah, at Danielle dot moron Instagram. Get links in bio
if you want to join any of my upcoming trips.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Love to have you there. You can go.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Nice times, Tyler, we wish you well. Hope it feel better.
I think the rest of the week he's out for
the cop. It could be he didn't sound good.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
When I saw my brother last week from Arizona. Go
to give him.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
The big brotherly hugs and stay away from me. I've
been sick for six weeks exactly. Are you serious? At
least he gave me the heads up. He didn't come
to work the day before.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
We had him sit in a closed room, which is
there's some kind of weird virus out there that you
can't do anything for.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
You just gotta wait it out. Great. Cool. And I'm
looking at his microphone with the sandwich bag ceiling. It's
a condensation in there. If you're closer, is there something.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Moving in there? If we put that under a microscope,
I'd be terrified.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
My god.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Let's do it again tomorrow morning. Okay, six am, we'll
be back. Thank you, Jojo, Thanks Jojo, Thank you Pelosi. Yeah,
all right, stick around. Carter Allen coming up next with
a one hundred point seven minute commercial free classic rock
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