December 31, 2025 • 34 mins
Ah, the sex couch, or as Tyler calls it, “the mayonnaise couch.” The joys of living with roommates, eh? Chuck, Tyler, and Danielle hear from a listener named Jace, who’s dealing with their own and their primal urges. Just watch where you sit.
Speaking of, would you try to engage in the act while driving down the infamous Autobahn? Remember, on the Autobahn, speed limits are merely a suggestion!
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Speaker 3 (00:30):
I know people are doing this, especially people who have
test this that can self drive. I imagine this happens
a lot. But a couple was caught in the act
on the Autobahn in Germany going over ninety miles an hour,
and that's that's the place where you kind of have
to keep your head off twitch. I don't know if
I would have the stones to drive the autobon That
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just sounds bright, That sounds right. What kind of act
are we talking about? Oh, it doesn't specifically say. I'm
gonna need some specific I knew you would need. I
was investigating this.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Direcol I read said that a witness who drove past
the car called police after seeing the thirty seven year
old male driver and the thirty three year old female
passenger quote obviously having sexual.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Intercourse unquote intercourse.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I mean that's that's like here, hop on daddy's lap.
You can drive the car. That's not that's not good.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh good, until you said, daddy, why you don't like that?
I don't think it'll like porn hub. Is that like
two people riding the mechanical horse outside a market basket
put the quarter in to put two quarters in? Actually
these days it's probably a buck fifty. Wow, So they
were Actually that's what it seems like. I thought it
was something else. No, No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
The oh hang on the stick shift is in my
ribcage situation?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, sure, mix though. Man, we hit ninety people had
the quite as now. Yeah, so they're going over ninety
miles an hour. Almost caused a wreck. They did get arrested.
They were apprehended at a gas station.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They almost forced a truck off the road because the
guy over corrected at one point.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I bet he did trying to figure out, like, why
was he going so fast? It's the auto bonn you
have to do Oh you have to go ninety.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh that's you can't. There's no getting away with fifty
in the right line.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
There's parts of the autobond that have no speed limit. Yeah.
In July, some guy got arrested for actually for going
over two hundred miles an hour. That's that's the speed
you have to to get arrested.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Up.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, there's no speed limit at all. You have some
parts of it.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, yeah, all vehicles have to reach at least thirty
seven miles per hour. There isn't a mandatory minimum, but
you you cannot impede traffic, and if you drive too
slowly without a valid reason, you can get fined.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh my god, that's my treat Oh my god. Yeah,
why don't they bring that here? That'd be great. Can
you imagine? So I guess a snowplow to pull the
wreckage off the road. But I guess the mentality is
you couldn't wait till you got home. You're going ninety
you're going to be there soon. Well, I don't think
that's the drill. That's the thrill th thrill seek. They
like to do that. But I don't think it was
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a tesla. They would have said it's a tesla if
it was on auto drive. This guy was actually still
working the steering wheel of the pedals and other things,
but it was we were talking. It was a full
session though, like riding the hobby horse penetrative. Yes, yeah,
because I could see, you know, it was just it
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was just a mouth hug. Then that's different. That's yeah.
That sticks to the ribcage to get on top, like
what's going on? And as it went faster and faster
and faster and faster.
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It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show. Throw your voice into
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Classic Rock one hundred seven w z LX. Hend of tattoos,
I see them everywhere. You can see the little booth
set up sometimes, you know, women walking down the beach
offering to give you a henna tattoo. Oh yeah, this
guy went to Thailand with his buds. Imagine that trip. Yeah,
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what happens there?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I do.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I saw a movie about it though it's called The
Hangover Too. Wasn't Broke Down Palace also Thailand? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't even know that movie. You
don't know that movie.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh it's such a good movie, Broke Down Palace. Yeah,
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Mike that dom So he goes with his buds and
they decide to get the black and a tattoo. The
Mike Tyson face tattoo. Not a good idea that what
is it anyways? Tribal peace, it's a tribal fan right
near the eye. It's some kind of cultural appropriation. It's
pretty big. It's huge. I can't imagine that feels comfortable
getting that done. No, especially on bone.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Like I know you guys haven't had it done, but
if you have injectables like botox anything, anything, anytime that
needle hits a bone.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
But hen is nodding it on correct.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yes, but still like, if you're getting that pressure there
is It's supposed to be a temporary tattoo. He's having
some problems with.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It, guys.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Two days after getting the black henna tattoo, I see
everybody wants an update. It's only been two days. But
right now the hennah and my skin is starting to peel.
And what I'm being told is it's starting to burn
into my face as a scar.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I guess that's my skin being.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Irritated and sensitive to it and having an allergic reaction.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I don't know. Everyone's like, it is it still there?
Is it not? Yes? It's still here? Is it going
to be there forever? It might be? I've talked to
a few professionals.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
And they said it might scar or it might go away,
but this could be forever. And right now there's been
puss still coming out and it feels like a sun burn.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
It burns. Mike Tyson, you might have a doppelganger.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
No, he doesn't. He most certainly does not. Can you
explain this to me. I'm a little confused. So it's
not given in the traditional tattoo way with needles. It's
it's panted.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
On like you see, like sometimes they'll have it Indian weddings.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
They'll do so, usually on the hands. Yeah, Well why
is it? Why is it not coming off? Because there's
a chemical and paraphenyl and a denamine. It's a performance
paraf India. It's long, so it's obviously it's irritating his skin.
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It's there now, it could be there forever. I have
another question. Why is it illegal in the United States
because of that chemical? Because toxic? Okay, got it? Yeah,
and you put that on your skin, like you said,
it's burning into his skin. It is going to be permanent.
It's gonna have a scar. Learning all about this man,
he's gonna look weird. Why would you do this? Because
it was a great idea Bangkok. Why does any idiot
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guy do anything in Thailand? It's this guy's a moro.
Why do people go over there to be with seven
year old boys? I mean, people dumb things when they
go over to island's beautiful? What do you do when
you're in Thailand? Because the reason I ask is because
my cousin has been busting my balls for the last
like year. Now we've got to go to Thailand. We
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gotta go to Thailand. I know why he wants to go.
I know why he wants So why do you want
to go? And he wants to share in it? Yeah,
And I'm like, I gott and I want no part
of Oh it's like a white lotus thing.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Oh geez, eighty five degrees in December. Okay, Miami with
the windshow.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I hate Miami. I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Everything is very oak. There's a plane. Everything is very inexpensive.
The food is excellent, people are very nice. It's just
I like experiencing different cultures, different parts of the world.
The water is crystal clear, turquoise, It's like bath water.
The snorkeling is amazing. You're on a beautiful island. You've
got a hibiscus flower in your hair. You're on a
long tail boat like it's just it's nice.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Okay, got all right? That explains it to me. I
have to understand why she wants to go. And the
face tattoos are two dollars apiece. They paid two dollars
for that? Why life to the experience. I just don't
get the ideally, I'm been another counch. I'm gonna scar
my face. How dumb are you? I want you to
get a really good kind of face tattoo. I'm gonna
give you four dollars and then get the Chuck Nolan
Morning Show tattoo on your face, a nice CNMs right
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on the side, yeah, across the forehead.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Listen, if you want this prime real estate, honey, you're
gonna have to pay, and it's gonna be a lot
more than I make in a year.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
How many times that she said that in her life?
Quite a few much.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
They're definitely not your T shirt. So feel free to
talk back.
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Pre said too into the Chuck Nolan Morning Show on
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Speaker 3 (08:48):
Let's go back to when Bill Belichick was first announced
as the head coach of the North Carolina tar Heos,
the excitement that came with it. Oh my god, the
greatest coach of all time to Goat's coming to North Carolina.
The is gonna be insane. They're gonna be the best team.
They're gonna beating Ohio State. He was out there doing
comedy Colon. Story I always heard was Billy's first words
(09:09):
were beat Duke. He has a personality. After all, they
just finished their season. Are you telling me the greatest
coach of all time is going to go to a
basketball school. This is going to be huge. They finished
(09:29):
four and eight after one final thrashing on Saturday night
against North Carolina State. They got wardshed forty two to nineteen.
They got smashed. They got smashed, And their wins that
they had this year were just against small school they
were against high school teams. Basically, Yeah, to say it
was a disappointing year is awful. Such an understatement. Awful.
(09:51):
You had the big time money people who donate to
the school all the time, pulling funds like you got
to get rid of this guy, this is a huge mistake.
Remember there was rumors of a buy out and all
that they're going to pay him off to go away,
and Jordan Hudson said, no, we're staying. Four wins. Four wins,
that's it against Charlotte Richmond, Syracuse and Stanford Syracuse. My god,
(10:13):
it was rivalry weekend. So I watched Boston College versus Syracuse.
My wife because she went to BC. Oh BC's on.
They've won one game and we're watching PC that did
beat Syracuse. That's dude, you should get the Husband of
the Year awards. Having to sit from that. God, did
you watch the whole game? Sh makeey watch the whole thing.
I was in and out of it. I would have
been on my phone the whole time. But we were
talking about Bill O'Brien the coach, and that whole style
(10:37):
of scream coaching has gone away. Mike Vrabel, the players
love him. Yes, he's so demonstrative with his players. He's
in there getting involved in skirmishes and everything. It's different now,
it's way different. Bill O'Brien. I was telling you, I
remember seeing him sitting on the bench just yelling at
Mac Jones, who just looked stunned when Bill O'Brien was
(10:58):
the offensive coordinator, I he was interrogating him. Oh my god,
you feel bad for the kid? Yeah, that's it just
doesn't work. People don't respond to that. No, it's like,
all right, shut up, and then I get it. You're pissed.
Then he gets stonefaced Bill Belichick, and that didn't really work.
His postgame presser on Saturday was just this. This is
vintage Belichick. So I watched the whole thing and there's
(11:19):
really nothing to report. As you're watching, it's this classic
Belichick stone face monotone. We're on the next year, we're
gonna we're gonna do this, and we do that, and
then we're gonna do this, and we're gonna do that.
And he's answering all the questions. But then there was
this one reporter towards the end, this younger guy who
wasn't having it and just kept bad kind of I
would say badgery because he wouldn't let Belichick be Belichick,
(11:41):
not like here where reporters were afraid of him. Yeah,
this kid wasn't afraid. He was like, yeah, I don't care,
old man. Let's check it out.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
What does the plan maybe for as far as having
meetings with all the guys that have eligibility remaining and
maybe going through that process and go through there's a.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Lot of processes took at the end of the season.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I'll start you know, some coaches have those conversations a
little bit during the season. Have you had any of
those conversations. What conversation conversations about when they understand it
like a few minutes ago, Okay, and so now we're
going to move into the off seasons.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
That's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
And since we won't be talking to you, we're just
trying to get an idea of what the plan is
moving forward.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Well, I'm trying to tell you we've been working on
NC State.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
We've been trying to work on NC State before they
work on Due. This is going well. I love what
he goes. Well, the season just ended like five minutes gone.
Guys like, yeah, but we're not going to talk to
you again, so we have to ask you these questions.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Now.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
He just keeps firing away. Oh, he didn't give up
on this, kid, did not give up. That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
That work wait for us week before that, work on
Stanford before that.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You know, we work on Syracuse. I mean that's what
we've been doing, a working on a team every week.
Although I'm starting on the season.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Wee cap for you, I don't have a haven't done
it well, it's more moving forward, not really a recap,
not working up.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, I'm I'm moving forward, which is tomorrow we'll.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Start loving forward.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's just they're not having it down there. Four and eight.
That's bad. If he should survive if yeah, Tariol's opening
their season August twenty ninth against TCU in Dublin, Ireland.
I'm sorry they're going to Dublin to open up their season.
Oh against TCU. They played one ranked team this whole year. Yeah,
(13:20):
and they went four and eight. That that is like
I hate to make fun of the guy, but it's
just like, come on. But now I'm reading all these
reports that this NFL teams interested in bringing him back
to the NFL. I don't know what that means as
a head coach or coordinator, I don't know, but a
defensive coach or something like that. But I just don't
know if anybody has the patience to put up with
(13:41):
his style anymore. Yeah, I just feel like it's kind
of passed by at this point, I could see Jerry
Jones doing it, making him head coach of the Cowboys.
Think he would do that fit, Yeah, Jerry Jones. Just
he would feel like he stolen from Robert Kraft.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
It would be like a little victory for Jerry Jones. Yeah,
you know what for that reason alone. Yeah, and just
for the fanfare and the splash of the whole thing. Yeah,
but he'd last the season and that if they didn't
win the Super Bowl, he'd be gone. It would be bad.
It would be But where does it go from here?
You imagine Jordan talking to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
From the w c.
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for the Chuck Nolan Morning Show and Boston's classic rock.
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We are one hundred point seven w z LX Boston.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I'm talking about the or Borealis and we're just talking
recently about the Boobs as well. Yes, and I think
it was Pelosi mentioned that has to be like a
scripper named Ariola oriol Aeroli, and you actually looked it up.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
So there was a there was a a movie at
the Singapore Movie at the Singapore Film Festival in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm sorry, I'm all distracted my photos on Channel five. Yeah,
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I just got a message from Dougie man, look at
you fancy pants, sending in these great photos.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Oh so nice.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Anyway, So yeah, I looked it up. It was a
submission to the Film Festival in twenty seventeen. It's about
a bride and her mother and they get into an argument.
There's a brass situation. There's some nipples flying around.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I'm actually sorry I brought it up now. I'm sure
it's very big, a blockbuster. Yeah, photos of a Stranger
Things star Milli Bobby Brown, Millie Bobby Brown. Yeah, who
was on the red carpet. Because the latest series is
season Stranger Things is coming out, So these photos are
gone viral because she's wearing a black dress with a
(15:34):
plunging neckline showing the boobage.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
She didn't tape them, right, everybody tapes them or they
have or they have boltons.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
She didn't tape them. They look lovely. This is what
brests look like. Well, you don't see the whole thing. No,
you're just getting inside of the exactly. It's a concealing dress. Yeah,
sect them jacked up in your chin. But guys in
particular are not being kind with their comments about her boobs.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Balls.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
They're disgusted. You know what. Those strangers, they're real and
they're discussed. So this, this, this column that was written
says baffled by natural breasts. Men have forgotten what real
boobs look like because we've been so conditioned by the
fake boobage. Yeah and bush ups and all that everything else.
(16:23):
And I spent a couple of years down in Florida.
That's all I saw all the time with it was
the round boobbage.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You lie down, they don't go anywhere. Yeah, dude, every
time I go and visit my parents for the last
twenty five years to live in there. Yeah, just walking
around like you know, the grocery store, publics or whatever,
and you just like jacked up cans.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
God Almighty, Like, does anybody have a real rack in Florida? No,
you're just trying to get a pub sub and they're
there right in your face. My I just came in
to get some, you know, seven up from my drink.
I did DJ at Pure Platinum in Solid Gold. Some
of the finer gentlemen's establishments in South Florida. So that's
all I saw all the time. And during the daytime,
(17:03):
I would go to the beach and the women who
work at night were they're getting tans, and it was
just everything was round. Everything was round, perfectly round. And
guys have just forgotten what real boobs look like. They're
different shapes, sizes.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
One of my favorite parts about being a woman is
when one of your friends gets a boob job. They
become inanimate objects. So they're like, they're willing to show
them to everybody, let anybody feel them. And I'm like, oh,
hold on, I'm like, they're healed up good, you're pulling
them together. Can I feel them?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Feel them? Yeah? Does that? Does that feel real? No?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Or when you see somebody and they're like, oh, those
are nice boobs and I'm like, oh, you can see
the bag on the top rippling.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Not a great boob job. They didn't go to doctor
Leat Clario. There's also guys taking shots at Sydney Sweeney
in her recent seat through drugs.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I don't understand that. Like they're calling her a mid yeah,
which means she's average looking, right, I'm like, she's gorgeous, Like,
what are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And it's a click on the profile photos of the
men leaving these comments, and that tells you everything you
need to know.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
The Internet is a ridiculous place and it gives dumb
guys an excuse to be dumb and act like just
act like idiots and be rude too. Let's be on close.
I mean, I didn't want to bring up the.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
AI models, but it was it was right there.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
That is the complete opposite. Does your AI model have
natural looking breaths? First of all, I don't hang out
with AI models. Hang out with them? Follow now, I
actually your imaginary friend. I see these comments for somebody
like Millie Bobby Brown and it pisses me off. It's
so ridiculous. It's like, first of all, who takes the
time to go out into the inner space and write
(18:47):
this stuff? So you shouldn't see it forever? And you're
a freaking loser if you do this, Okay, And secondly,
this I mean Millie Bobby Brown is an attractive woman
with a great body. Leave her alone, Like, what are
you doing? It's also weird to think of her as
like a grown ass woman.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, isn't she She's married?
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Right?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah? And they just adopted a baby too. Yeah that's nice,
So just get the full family are twenty one. You know,
these are the people that make guys like me to
click idiots. Just so you know. No, I think you
do a good job of that. No, no, no, no, baby,
you make me wish I had three hands.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
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Speaker 2 (19:49):
Another roommate situation has weird It's off we head. Hey guys,
my name is Jason. I'm emailing you this morning because
my roommates and I are in a debate right now
about our living room community couch that we all pay.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Oh, this is bringing back so many bad we go.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The couch is giant and horseshoes shaped and incredibly comfortable.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Two of us have girlfriends, one of my roommates as
a single.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Our debate is this is it okay to have sex
on the couch?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I didn't think much about it till my girlfriend and
I were home alone and have sex on the couch.
I lice aled it afterward and didn't think much with
Tyler and didn't think much about it until my other
roommate asked me what side of the couch we were
on so he and his girlfriend could sit on the
other side. Our single roommate says there should be no
sex on the couch, but I feel like we should
just split up the couch into sex sections for each
(20:37):
of us. I say, it's okay, as long as you
liace all the couch after you're done.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
What do you guys think? Am I the a hole
for having sex on a shared couch? My god? Wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, lie sold it? Yeah,
just sprayed lysol from the aerosol can. That's it. Yeah,
we used to go with that calm leather for breeze.
Isn't killing form? Breeze was the big was the worst
(21:02):
spray of choice in my old department situations. This is
bringing back so many memories Stan on the on the microfiber.
Let's put it this way, and I hope my friends
Joel and Craig are listening right now, because we used
to call our couches the mayonnaise couches. Like it was
just back in the day. It was just we should
have we did things we shouldn't have done. Let's just
say that. I know. I'm sorry, it's just what that's
(21:22):
what we called think commercials. We can play. Did you
eventually put that couch on on the curve for somebody
to take? Oh? Absolutely, it was going in five minutes,
going in five minutes, mayonnaise couch manna? Why because he
had a lot of sandwiches on it. Yeah, that's why. Yeah,
a lot of a lot of ham and cheese sandwiches
with mayonnaise. Yes, played a lot of Solitaire on that couch.
(21:43):
I'm guessing. All right, let me ask you this, and
I would ask Jase the same thing. Did you at
least put something down?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Could you put a towel down? Nobody did?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
No.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
No, we were animals, and my friends, if they were
here right now, they would agree. We were all animals.
We lived like animals. Talk about Clapgate like animal. Is
your mom streaming us this morning?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Three?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
iHeartRadio? App Luckily she hates the music.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
So why can't you get yourself a nice girl?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Do I dare go to Sean? I really may have
a Sean it's a family show.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
Well, before I jump into it, Danielle, I saw your
Instagram reel the other day in that mesa comment. Yes,
that was the first thing that came to mind. So
I have so many questions. So first of all, it's
a public space. You're probably risking someone walking in on you.
But you can't light saw a cloth couch if it's
(22:41):
a leather couch, Like I'm just picturing a like, I
just whole thing is just not right, like if you're
if you live alone, okay, but come on, like I'm
picturing like a nineteen seventies kind of scene. Yeah, yeah,
(23:01):
was that cleaning up for.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Your chuck well snail things, you know, go, thank you, John.
You can get away with that jump with a hunt
so clear. Yes, it's one of the guys with the girlfriends.
That's that's rope, that right to you.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yes, okay, And he's like, what's up with my other
showed roommate that doesn't want us have sex on the couch.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
So the girlfriendless guy. So we know we go into
the rations. We understand we have the parameters here.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I want to make giants, all right, honeywait, you gotta
move over to inches We're gonna stay in this corner.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Sex shogles when he put down masking tape or something. Yes,
Christ Jordan's first. Now back to am I the a hole?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show on one hundred twenty
seven w LS.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Jase wants to know what do you guys thinking? Mighty
a hole for having sex on a shared couch? That
bacon grease? All right, all right, what about the dog?
Does a dog get an area to be one on
the couch? Roommates don't have dogs? No dog? You can't
have a pet when you're that young. You can't. No
one's there to take care of it. There's no dogs.
(24:10):
Can't even clean the toilet. How can you take care
of dogs? Barely?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You get that that basket of FHM magazines that's been
in there since two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
The Maxims as well. Oh that's a staple, man.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I've had a lot of evenings at the apartments, like wow,
early years couches.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Jack, could you get Elliott from Jordan's on the hotline
for this? Is this their new promo? Oh my god?
All right, let's hit the talk backs here.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
Why would you tell them you already said?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oh, I was at home alone with my girlfriend.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Okay, so you did it, and you know you did
the respectful thing by lifesoling afterwards.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
But why would you tell them You're begging for confrontation.
You know what. You don't have to tell them because
that life sool stank hangs in the air. Why is
it not like lavender in here?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I hate that. It's like Tyler's bathroom hand soap. It's great,
most fantastic though. All right, missus Myers does tell everybody's
bringing in their own soaps.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Now I know I bought some soap for the ladies room.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Well, let's just start off with the fact that there's
a couple of a holes.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
Yeah, the first one is Tyler Well Gordon Lightfoot, Okay, terrible, terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
How would you feel if somebody started.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Bagging on Van Halen?
Speaker 12 (25:29):
Hay was number one?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
He's not Diamond David.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I never said.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
The number two is that's disgusting that somebody wants to
have bodily fluids all over a couch.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
That person's an a hole. You know, after years of
living with roommates back in the day, live with all
my buddies, if I could go back in time and
do it again. It would be no sex on couches.
We just you have to respect the common space. That's correct.
And I had We had too many friends and roommates
that just didn't. I think I told you the story once.
We had a guy who clipped his toenails and put
them on a coffee table. Like, you just can't do that,
(26:01):
Like all that that stuff go in your bedroom. You're
gonna If you're gonna bang your girlfriend, that's fine, go
do it in your bedroom. Why isn't this guy using
his bedroom? That's what I want to You had parents
coming over to visit, sitting on that couch, sitting on
that couch, not there, not there, move over. You gotta
respect common areas, Christopher. Why does it smell like lysol
(26:22):
in here? It's musty. It smells like somebody was sleeping
in here for a week and there was sick Glamor magazine,
auble dog on the couch.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Sex on shared couches really gross in sharing space. If
I want to lie down and nap, because I'll be thinking,
you know what's on my face? Oh yeah, can you
help me now, ze O, Lex, Well, yeah, they're both ables.
Now we're having sex. On the couch.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Oh wow wow.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
All right, So first off, they're all a holes because
this is so stupid. The coach is like the military
in the nineties. Don't ask, don't tell. If you refuse
to sit on anything that people have had sex on,
you're going to be doing a lot of standard no
matter where you are.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yeah, I'm bringing in a folding chair if that's me,
I'm not even sitting on that thing. I'm sorry. You
can't eat at the kitchen counter either. I say keep
it to yourself.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
You cannot have sex on a community coach. That's gross.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
It's a common area, it's used by many.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
And life style ain't going to cover body juice odor.
That's just sitting there.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Let's get real, Okay, it's a little fermented like done
with that.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Everybody's getting so descriptive here. Well, because you know, nobody
wants Nobody wants to sit on the mayonnaise coach. Michelle
from Plymouth has a suggestion. Good morning, Michelle, good morning.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
How are you guys?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Good?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Are you doing good?
Speaker 13 (27:58):
So I have a very easy solution. Why don't all
the roommates, but at least the two that are having
it right now? Just putcount of blanket or a towel
underneath or wherever sputter around the count and then wash
it afterwards.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You know, it's a simple solution. But again, you're dealing
with guys here.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Michelle, you gotta think about it.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Guys, guys who also eat wings and use the couch
as a napkin. You gotta think about it these these
If you're having sex on a couch with a towel
on it, that towel is going to get destroyed. It's
going to be all over the place, can endup on
the floor. Like think it's going to stay right there.
I mean, yeah, things happen, People are moving around. Are
(28:43):
you saying, Are you saying that your towel would move
all over the place in eighteen seconds? That's an insult.
That's a blatant insult. Blatant insult. I can't pull me war.
You're all happy put.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
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Speaker 3 (29:12):
All Right, I get a lot of people weigh in
on this couch situation. We got a couch they could
use to make dinosaurs a Jurassic Park. Oh god, it's
like the Amber but human. We got three guys sharing
an apartment. They got a giant couch. Two of the
roommates are using the couch with their girlfriends for their needs.
(29:34):
As one does. The single roommate's like, what are we
doing here? What's going on here? Single roommates says there
should be no sex on the couch, but the coupled
up roommates like, we should just split up the couch
into sex sections for each of us. That's just I mean,
it's brilliant and stupid at the same time, because that's guys. Yeah, exactly,
that's guys. I just don't get it. Go to bed,
(29:57):
Go to your own room. He's a bedroom.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (29:59):
Sometimes want to.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Mix it up a little bit. Sometimes you want to
get bent over a couch arm. What are you gonna do? Well,
you put it that way. Paulie's got his own rules.
How are you, Paulie?
Speaker 8 (30:13):
Hey, guys, you know when to know when to know?
Will build the arc before before the rain?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Big dougs like that to probably a couple.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Of grand anyway, unless they got it used. But they
list seem to water to protect it. So they probably
bought it. Note so it's it's it's expensive, so it
should have been a meeting convened after they bought the couch.
The dudes and the don'ts, be careful what you eat
and drinking. Try not to spell on the couch. And
if you're gonna have sex, you go go in your room,
(30:45):
grab a sheet, your own sheet, your own blanket, you know,
come out and have it.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Then you can do what you want, maybe like a
nice sense of candles, something like that.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
And then and then if if you know, if you
break these rules, if you do something like we really
don't want you shouldn't be doing it anyway.
Speaker 11 (31:03):
But seeing you did it, you went ahead and did it.
You told us, and you're guilty, and you messed the couch.
Speaker 8 (31:09):
You're paying to clean it, you know what professional clean,
and then then nobody will do it again. That's how
you hit him.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
That's what we needed write there. PAULI came in like
the judge, and he just figured it all out. Here's
what you do, here's the rules of the couch. You
broke the rules. You got a Stanley steamer of the thing.
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
What happens if you get the you know, the free
couch cleaning from the company that wants to come in
and they turn.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Out to be a cult. Now what cult clean couch cleaner? Yeah,
I never thought of that. I'm just saying.
Speaker 10 (31:44):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
First of all, one of the statements from what Paulie
made that this was not a new couch. There's no no.
When when I was with my roommates, there was no
new furniture ever. It was all hand me downs, stuff
we bought, you know, thrift stores like this. Did you
pick up a couch off the off the curb? Would
you do thatt car? We didn't go that. We weren't
getting We weren't going to Jordan's and buying new furniture.
(32:08):
That wasn't happening. Man. You wouldn't even need a black
leg for that couch. It would glow on its own,
just walking away on its own.
Speaker 10 (32:14):
Apparently Tyler doesn't know how liquids and towels interact. Liquids
go through towels. Couch is underneath towel. That is not
going to stop the problem.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah, just life solid, It'll be fine. I said the opposite.
Don't put a towel down, go in your bedroom. Common
areas of common areas and treat them with respect. What
do you want to throw against the wall? If you
want your own bedroom but not on the just leave
that area. You'll say that now, you say that we
were so stupid when we were younger. It was insane.
You couldn't do that because those ninja stars are I
(32:48):
don't want anybody to get hurt tripped to the hospital.
And that warrior.
Speaker 9 (33:01):
Not a good idea to have sex on a couch
unless it's pleathart was even just wipe off even a
swinging clubs. People have swinger parties at their house. Comedy
areas are off limits for obvious reasons. There's plenty of
other places to do it, like trying the kitchen table. Dude,
(33:23):
that why it's so easy, Danielle.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Someone checking in from the Pineapple Lifestyle there, so that's crazy.
I helped pay for a couch, so I'm pot owner
of it.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I didn't buy a lotus come one.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, it's a sad state of affairs.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
They checked a few things here with the couch.
Speaker 14 (33:49):
So first off, I don't think it matters whether you
have a girlfriend or not, because a single guy could
be going to town on himself on the couch.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Though it's more or.
Speaker 14 (33:57):
Less the same Wyatt, it doesn't it have a cover.
I would guess it would be simple solution. So, but
basically there should be no sex on that couch. That's
just go to your bedroom. You don't need that. Anybody
could walk in at any time, you know, so, I
think the two guys that are have girlfriends of the
a holes.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah, you should throw a plastic clever on what is
this my name is house in the seventies, couches lovers anymore,
you put the couch cover on and the lampshade cover on. Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 3 (00:30):
I know people are doing this, especially people who have
test this that can self drive. I imagine this happens
a lot. But a couple was caught in the act
on the Autobahn in Germany going over ninety miles an hour,
and that's that's the place where you kind of have
to keep your head off twitch. I don't know if
I would have the stones to drive the autobon That
(00:50):
just sounds bright, That sounds right. What kind of act
are we talking about? Oh, it doesn't specifically say. I'm
gonna need some specific I knew you would need. I
was investigating this.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Direcol I read said that a witness who drove past
the car called police after seeing the thirty seven year
old male driver and the thirty three year old female
passenger quote obviously having sexual.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Intercourse unquote intercourse.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I mean that's that's like here, hop on daddy's lap.
You can drive the car. That's not that's not good.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh good, until you said, daddy, why you don't like that?
I don't think it'll like porn hub. Is that like
two people riding the mechanical horse outside a market basket
put the quarter in to put two quarters in? Actually
these days it's probably a buck fifty. Wow, So they
were Actually that's what it seems like. I thought it
was something else. No, No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
The oh hang on the stick shift is in my
ribcage situation?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, sure, mix though. Man, we hit ninety people had
the quite as now. Yeah, so they're going over ninety
miles an hour. Almost caused a wreck. They did get arrested.
They were apprehended at a gas station.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They almost forced a truck off the road because the
guy over corrected at one point.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I bet he did trying to figure out, like, why
was he going so fast? It's the auto bonn you
have to do Oh you have to go ninety.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh that's you can't. There's no getting away with fifty
in the right line.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
There's parts of the autobond that have no speed limit. Yeah.
In July, some guy got arrested for actually for going
over two hundred miles an hour. That's that's the speed
you have to to get arrested.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Up.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, there's no speed limit at all. You have some
parts of it.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, yeah, all vehicles have to reach at least thirty
seven miles per hour. There isn't a mandatory minimum, but
you you cannot impede traffic, and if you drive too
slowly without a valid reason, you can get fined.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh my god, that's my treat Oh my god. Yeah,
why don't they bring that here? That'd be great. Can
you imagine? So I guess a snowplow to pull the
wreckage off the road. But I guess the mentality is
you couldn't wait till you got home. You're going ninety
you're going to be there soon. Well, I don't think
that's the drill. That's the thrill th thrill seek. They
like to do that. But I don't think it was
(03:03):
a tesla. They would have said it's a tesla if
it was on auto drive. This guy was actually still
working the steering wheel of the pedals and other things,
but it was we were talking. It was a full
session though, like riding the hobby horse penetrative. Yes, yeah,
because I could see, you know, it was just it
(03:26):
was just a mouth hug. Then that's different. That's yeah.
That sticks to the ribcage to get on top, like
what's going on? And as it went faster and faster
and faster and faster.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show. Throw your voice into
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Speaker 3 (03:52):
Classic Rock one hundred seven w z LX. Hend of tattoos,
I see them everywhere. You can see the little booth
set up sometimes, you know, women walking down the beach
offering to give you a henna tattoo. Oh yeah, this
guy went to Thailand with his buds. Imagine that trip. Yeah,
(04:13):
what happens there?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I do.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I saw a movie about it though it's called The
Hangover Too. Wasn't Broke Down Palace also Thailand? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't even know that movie. You
don't know that movie.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh it's such a good movie, Broke Down Palace. Yeah,
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Mike that dom So he goes with his buds and
they decide to get the black and a tattoo. The
Mike Tyson face tattoo. Not a good idea that what
is it anyways? Tribal peace, it's a tribal fan right
near the eye. It's some kind of cultural appropriation. It's
pretty big. It's huge. I can't imagine that feels comfortable
getting that done. No, especially on bone.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Like I know you guys haven't had it done, but
if you have injectables like botox anything, anything, anytime that
needle hits a bone.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
But hen is nodding it on correct.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yes, but still like, if you're getting that pressure there
is It's supposed to be a temporary tattoo. He's having
some problems with.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It, guys.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Two days after getting the black henna tattoo, I see
everybody wants an update. It's only been two days. But
right now the hennah and my skin is starting to peel.
And what I'm being told is it's starting to burn
into my face as a scar.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I guess that's my skin being.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Irritated and sensitive to it and having an allergic reaction.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I don't know. Everyone's like, it is it still there?
Is it not? Yes? It's still here? Is it going
to be there forever? It might be? I've talked to
a few professionals.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
And they said it might scar or it might go away,
but this could be forever. And right now there's been
puss still coming out and it feels like a sun burn.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
It burns. Mike Tyson, you might have a doppelganger.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
No, he doesn't. He most certainly does not. Can you
explain this to me. I'm a little confused. So it's
not given in the traditional tattoo way with needles. It's
it's panted.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
On like you see, like sometimes they'll have it Indian weddings.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
They'll do so, usually on the hands. Yeah, Well why
is it? Why is it not coming off? Because there's
a chemical and paraphenyl and a denamine. It's a performance
paraf India. It's long, so it's obviously it's irritating his skin.
(06:35):
It's there now, it could be there forever. I have
another question. Why is it illegal in the United States
because of that chemical? Because toxic? Okay, got it? Yeah,
and you put that on your skin, like you said,
it's burning into his skin. It is going to be permanent.
It's gonna have a scar. Learning all about this man,
he's gonna look weird. Why would you do this? Because
it was a great idea Bangkok. Why does any idiot
(06:58):
guy do anything in Thailand? It's this guy's a moro.
Why do people go over there to be with seven
year old boys? I mean, people dumb things when they
go over to island's beautiful? What do you do when
you're in Thailand? Because the reason I ask is because
my cousin has been busting my balls for the last
like year. Now we've got to go to Thailand. We
(07:19):
gotta go to Thailand. I know why he wants to go.
I know why he wants So why do you want
to go? And he wants to share in it? Yeah,
And I'm like, I gott and I want no part
of Oh it's like a white lotus thing.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Oh geez, eighty five degrees in December. Okay, Miami with
the windshow.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I hate Miami. I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Everything is very oak. There's a plane. Everything is very inexpensive.
The food is excellent, people are very nice. It's just
I like experiencing different cultures, different parts of the world.
The water is crystal clear, turquoise, It's like bath water.
The snorkeling is amazing. You're on a beautiful island. You've
got a hibiscus flower in your hair. You're on a
long tail boat like it's just it's nice.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Okay, got all right? That explains it to me. I
have to understand why she wants to go. And the
face tattoos are two dollars apiece. They paid two dollars
for that? Why life to the experience. I just don't
get the ideally, I'm been another counch. I'm gonna scar
my face. How dumb are you? I want you to
get a really good kind of face tattoo. I'm gonna
give you four dollars and then get the Chuck Nolan
Morning Show tattoo on your face, a nice CNMs right
(08:20):
on the side, yeah, across the forehead.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Listen, if you want this prime real estate, honey, you're
gonna have to pay, and it's gonna be a lot
more than I make in a year.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
How many times that she said that in her life?
Quite a few much.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
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Boston's Classic Rock one hundred point seven w CLX.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Let's go back to when Bill Belichick was first announced
as the head coach of the North Carolina tar Heos,
the excitement that came with it. Oh my god, the
greatest coach of all time to Goat's coming to North Carolina.
The is gonna be insane. They're gonna be the best team.
They're gonna beating Ohio State. He was out there doing
comedy Colon. Story I always heard was Billy's first words
(09:09):
were beat Duke. He has a personality. After all, they
just finished their season. Are you telling me the greatest
coach of all time is going to go to a
basketball school. This is going to be huge. They finished
(09:29):
four and eight after one final thrashing on Saturday night
against North Carolina State. They got wardshed forty two to nineteen.
They got smashed. They got smashed, And their wins that
they had this year were just against small school they
were against high school teams. Basically, Yeah, to say it
was a disappointing year is awful. Such an understatement. Awful.
(09:51):
You had the big time money people who donate to
the school all the time, pulling funds like you got
to get rid of this guy, this is a huge mistake.
Remember there was rumors of a buy out and all
that they're going to pay him off to go away,
and Jordan Hudson said, no, we're staying. Four wins. Four wins,
that's it against Charlotte Richmond, Syracuse and Stanford Syracuse. My god,
(10:13):
it was rivalry weekend. So I watched Boston College versus Syracuse.
My wife because she went to BC. Oh BC's on.
They've won one game and we're watching PC that did
beat Syracuse. That's dude, you should get the Husband of
the Year awards. Having to sit from that. God, did
you watch the whole game? Sh makeey watch the whole thing.
I was in and out of it. I would have
been on my phone the whole time. But we were
talking about Bill O'Brien the coach, and that whole style
(10:37):
of scream coaching has gone away. Mike Vrabel, the players
love him. Yes, he's so demonstrative with his players. He's
in there getting involved in skirmishes and everything. It's different now,
it's way different. Bill O'Brien. I was telling you, I
remember seeing him sitting on the bench just yelling at
Mac Jones, who just looked stunned when Bill O'Brien was
(10:58):
the offensive coordinator, I he was interrogating him. Oh my god,
you feel bad for the kid? Yeah, that's it just
doesn't work. People don't respond to that. No, it's like,
all right, shut up, and then I get it. You're pissed.
Then he gets stonefaced Bill Belichick, and that didn't really work.
His postgame presser on Saturday was just this. This is
vintage Belichick. So I watched the whole thing and there's
(11:19):
really nothing to report. As you're watching, it's this classic
Belichick stone face monotone. We're on the next year, we're
gonna we're gonna do this, and we do that, and
then we're gonna do this, and we're gonna do that.
And he's answering all the questions. But then there was
this one reporter towards the end, this younger guy who
wasn't having it and just kept bad kind of I
would say badgery because he wouldn't let Belichick be Belichick,
(11:41):
not like here where reporters were afraid of him. Yeah,
this kid wasn't afraid. He was like, yeah, I don't care,
old man. Let's check it out.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
What does the plan maybe for as far as having
meetings with all the guys that have eligibility remaining and
maybe going through that process and go through there's a.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Lot of processes took at the end of the season.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
I'll start you know, some coaches have those conversations a
little bit during the season. Have you had any of
those conversations. What conversation conversations about when they understand it
like a few minutes ago, Okay, and so now we're
going to move into the off seasons.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
That's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
And since we won't be talking to you, we're just
trying to get an idea of what the plan is
moving forward.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Well, I'm trying to tell you we've been working on
NC State.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
We've been trying to work on NC State before they
work on Due. This is going well. I love what
he goes. Well, the season just ended like five minutes gone.
Guys like, yeah, but we're not going to talk to
you again, so we have to ask you these questions.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Now.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
He just keeps firing away. Oh, he didn't give up
on this, kid, did not give up. That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
That work wait for us week before that, work on
Stanford before that.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You know, we work on Syracuse. I mean that's what
we've been doing, a working on a team every week.
Although I'm starting on the season.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Wee cap for you, I don't have a haven't done
it well, it's more moving forward, not really a recap,
not working up.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, I'm I'm moving forward, which is tomorrow we'll.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Start loving forward.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's just they're not having it down there. Four and eight.
That's bad. If he should survive if yeah, Tariol's opening
their season August twenty ninth against TCU in Dublin, Ireland.
I'm sorry they're going to Dublin to open up their season.
Oh against TCU. They played one ranked team this whole year. Yeah,
(13:20):
and they went four and eight. That that is like
I hate to make fun of the guy, but it's
just like, come on. But now I'm reading all these
reports that this NFL teams interested in bringing him back
to the NFL. I don't know what that means as
a head coach or coordinator, I don't know, but a
defensive coach or something like that. But I just don't
know if anybody has the patience to put up with
(13:41):
his style anymore. Yeah, I just feel like it's kind
of passed by at this point, I could see Jerry
Jones doing it, making him head coach of the Cowboys.
Think he would do that fit, Yeah, Jerry Jones. Just
he would feel like he stolen from Robert Kraft.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
It would be like a little victory for Jerry Jones. Yeah,
you know what for that reason alone. Yeah, and just
for the fanfare and the splash of the whole thing. Yeah,
but he'd last the season and that if they didn't
win the Super Bowl, he'd be gone. It would be bad.
It would be But where does it go from here?
You imagine Jordan talking to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
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Speaker 1 (14:15):
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for the Chuck Nolan Morning Show and Boston's classic rock.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
We are one hundred point seven w z LX Boston.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I'm talking about the or Borealis and we're just talking
recently about the Boobs as well. Yes, and I think
it was Pelosi mentioned that has to be like a
scripper named Ariola oriol Aeroli, and you actually looked it up.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
So there was a there was a a movie at
the Singapore Movie at the Singapore Film Festival in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm sorry, I'm all distracted my photos on Channel five. Yeah,
talking about it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I just got a message from Dougie man, look at
you fancy pants, sending in these great photos.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Oh so nice.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Anyway, So yeah, I looked it up. It was a
submission to the Film Festival in twenty seventeen. It's about
a bride and her mother and they get into an argument.
There's a brass situation. There's some nipples flying around.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I'm actually sorry I brought it up now. I'm sure
it's very big, a blockbuster. Yeah, photos of a Stranger
Things star Milli Bobby Brown, Millie Bobby Brown. Yeah, who
was on the red carpet. Because the latest series is
season Stranger Things is coming out, So these photos are
gone viral because she's wearing a black dress with a
(15:34):
plunging neckline showing the boobage.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
She didn't tape them, right, everybody tapes them or they
have or they have boltons.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
She didn't tape them. They look lovely. This is what
brests look like. Well, you don't see the whole thing. No,
you're just getting inside of the exactly. It's a concealing dress. Yeah,
sect them jacked up in your chin. But guys in
particular are not being kind with their comments about her boobs.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Balls.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
They're disgusted. You know what. Those strangers, they're real and
they're discussed. So this, this, this column that was written
says baffled by natural breasts. Men have forgotten what real
boobs look like because we've been so conditioned by the
fake boobage. Yeah and bush ups and all that everything else.
(16:23):
And I spent a couple of years down in Florida.
That's all I saw all the time with it was
the round boobbage.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You lie down, they don't go anywhere. Yeah, dude, every
time I go and visit my parents for the last
twenty five years to live in there. Yeah, just walking
around like you know, the grocery store, publics or whatever,
and you just like jacked up cans.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
God Almighty, Like, does anybody have a real rack in Florida? No,
you're just trying to get a pub sub and they're
there right in your face. My I just came in
to get some, you know, seven up from my drink.
I did DJ at Pure Platinum in Solid Gold. Some
of the finer gentlemen's establishments in South Florida. So that's
all I saw all the time. And during the daytime,
(17:03):
I would go to the beach and the women who
work at night were they're getting tans, and it was
just everything was round. Everything was round, perfectly round. And
guys have just forgotten what real boobs look like. They're
different shapes, sizes.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
One of my favorite parts about being a woman is
when one of your friends gets a boob job. They
become inanimate objects. So they're like, they're willing to show
them to everybody, let anybody feel them. And I'm like, oh,
hold on, I'm like, they're healed up good, you're pulling
them together. Can I feel them?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Feel them? Yeah? Does that? Does that feel real? No?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Or when you see somebody and they're like, oh, those
are nice boobs and I'm like, oh, you can see
the bag on the top rippling.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Not a great boob job. They didn't go to doctor
Leat Clario. There's also guys taking shots at Sydney Sweeney
in her recent seat through drugs.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I don't understand that. Like they're calling her a mid yeah,
which means she's average looking, right, I'm like, she's gorgeous, Like,
what are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And it's a click on the profile photos of the
men leaving these comments, and that tells you everything you
need to know.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
The Internet is a ridiculous place and it gives dumb
guys an excuse to be dumb and act like just
act like idiots and be rude too. Let's be on close.
I mean, I didn't want to bring up the.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
AI models, but it was it was right there.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
That is the complete opposite. Does your AI model have
natural looking breaths? First of all, I don't hang out
with AI models. Hang out with them? Follow now, I
actually your imaginary friend. I see these comments for somebody
like Millie Bobby Brown and it pisses me off. It's
so ridiculous. It's like, first of all, who takes the
time to go out into the inner space and write
(18:47):
this stuff? So you shouldn't see it forever? And you're
a freaking loser if you do this, Okay, And secondly,
this I mean Millie Bobby Brown is an attractive woman
with a great body. Leave her alone, Like, what are
you doing? It's also weird to think of her as
like a grown ass woman.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, isn't she She's married?
Speaker 11 (19:07):
Right?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah? And they just adopted a baby too. Yeah that's nice,
So just get the full family are twenty one. You know,
these are the people that make guys like me to
click idiots. Just so you know. No, I think you
do a good job of that. No, no, no, no, baby,
you make me wish I had three hands.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
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answer the age old question.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
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Speaker 2 (19:49):
Another roommate situation has weird It's off we head. Hey guys,
my name is Jason. I'm emailing you this morning because
my roommates and I are in a debate right now
about our living room community couch that we all pay.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Oh, this is bringing back so many bad we go.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The couch is giant and horseshoes shaped and incredibly comfortable.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Two of us have girlfriends, one of my roommates as
a single.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Our debate is this is it okay to have sex
on the couch?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I didn't think much about it till my girlfriend and
I were home alone and have sex on the couch.
I lice aled it afterward and didn't think much with
Tyler and didn't think much about it until my other
roommate asked me what side of the couch we were
on so he and his girlfriend could sit on the
other side. Our single roommate says there should be no
sex on the couch, but I feel like we should
just split up the couch into sex sections for each
(20:37):
of us. I say, it's okay, as long as you
liace all the couch after you're done.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
What do you guys think? Am I the a hole
for having sex on a shared couch? My god? Wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, lie sold it? Yeah,
just sprayed lysol from the aerosol can. That's it. Yeah,
we used to go with that calm leather for breeze.
Isn't killing form? Breeze was the big was the worst
(21:02):
spray of choice in my old department situations. This is
bringing back so many memories Stan on the on the microfiber.
Let's put it this way, and I hope my friends
Joel and Craig are listening right now, because we used
to call our couches the mayonnaise couches. Like it was
just back in the day. It was just we should
have we did things we shouldn't have done. Let's just
say that. I know. I'm sorry, it's just what that's
(21:22):
what we called think commercials. We can play. Did you
eventually put that couch on on the curve for somebody
to take? Oh? Absolutely, it was going in five minutes,
going in five minutes, mayonnaise couch manna? Why because he
had a lot of sandwiches on it. Yeah, that's why. Yeah,
a lot of a lot of ham and cheese sandwiches
with mayonnaise. Yes, played a lot of Solitaire on that couch.
(21:43):
I'm guessing. All right, let me ask you this, and
I would ask Jase the same thing. Did you at
least put something down?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Could you put a towel down? Nobody did?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
No.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
No, we were animals, and my friends, if they were
here right now, they would agree. We were all animals.
We lived like animals. Talk about Clapgate like animal. Is
your mom streaming us this morning?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Three?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
iHeartRadio? App Luckily she hates the music.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
So why can't you get yourself a nice girl?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Do I dare go to Sean? I really may have
a Sean it's a family show.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
Well, before I jump into it, Danielle, I saw your
Instagram reel the other day in that mesa comment. Yes,
that was the first thing that came to mind. So
I have so many questions. So first of all, it's
a public space. You're probably risking someone walking in on you.
But you can't light saw a cloth couch if it's
(22:41):
a leather couch, Like I'm just picturing a like, I
just whole thing is just not right, like if you're
if you live alone, okay, but come on, like I'm
picturing like a nineteen seventies kind of scene. Yeah, yeah,
(23:01):
was that cleaning up for.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Your chuck well snail things, you know, go, thank you, John.
You can get away with that jump with a hunt
so clear. Yes, it's one of the guys with the girlfriends.
That's that's rope, that right to you.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yes, okay, And he's like, what's up with my other
showed roommate that doesn't want us have sex on the couch.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
So the girlfriendless guy. So we know we go into
the rations. We understand we have the parameters here.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I want to make giants, all right, honeywait, you gotta
move over to inches We're gonna stay in this corner.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Sex shogles when he put down masking tape or something. Yes,
Christ Jordan's first. Now back to am I the a hole?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show on one hundred twenty
seven w LS.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Jase wants to know what do you guys thinking? Mighty
a hole for having sex on a shared couch? That
bacon grease? All right, all right, what about the dog?
Does a dog get an area to be one on
the couch? Roommates don't have dogs? No dog? You can't
have a pet when you're that young. You can't. No
one's there to take care of it. There's no dogs.
(24:10):
Can't even clean the toilet. How can you take care
of dogs? Barely?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
You get that that basket of FHM magazines that's been
in there since two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
The Maxims as well. Oh that's a staple, man.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I've had a lot of evenings at the apartments, like wow,
early years couches.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Jack, could you get Elliott from Jordan's on the hotline
for this? Is this their new promo? Oh my god?
All right, let's hit the talk backs here.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
Why would you tell them you already said?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oh, I was at home alone with my girlfriend.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Okay, so you did it, and you know you did
the respectful thing by lifesoling afterwards.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
But why would you tell them You're begging for confrontation.
You know what. You don't have to tell them because
that life sool stank hangs in the air. Why is
it not like lavender in here?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I hate that. It's like Tyler's bathroom hand soap. It's great,
most fantastic though. All right, missus Myers does tell everybody's
bringing in their own soaps.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Now I know I bought some soap for the ladies room.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Well, let's just start off with the fact that there's
a couple of a holes.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
Yeah, the first one is Tyler Well Gordon Lightfoot, Okay, terrible, terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
How would you feel if somebody started.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Bagging on Van Halen?
Speaker 12 (25:29):
Hay was number one?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
He's not Diamond David.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I never said.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
The number two is that's disgusting that somebody wants to
have bodily fluids all over a couch.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
That person's an a hole. You know, after years of
living with roommates back in the day, live with all
my buddies, if I could go back in time and
do it again. It would be no sex on couches.
We just you have to respect the common space. That's correct.
And I had We had too many friends and roommates
that just didn't. I think I told you the story once.
We had a guy who clipped his toenails and put
them on a coffee table. Like, you just can't do that,
(26:01):
Like all that that stuff go in your bedroom. You're
gonna If you're gonna bang your girlfriend, that's fine, go
do it in your bedroom. Why isn't this guy using
his bedroom? That's what I want to You had parents
coming over to visit, sitting on that couch, sitting on
that couch, not there, not there, move over. You gotta
respect common areas, Christopher. Why does it smell like lysol
(26:22):
in here? It's musty. It smells like somebody was sleeping
in here for a week and there was sick Glamor magazine,
auble dog on the couch.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Sex on shared couches really gross in sharing space. If
I want to lie down and nap, because I'll be thinking,
you know what's on my face? Oh yeah, can you
help me now, ze O, Lex, Well, yeah, they're both ables.
Now we're having sex. On the couch.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Oh wow wow.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
All right, So first off, they're all a holes because
this is so stupid. The coach is like the military
in the nineties. Don't ask, don't tell. If you refuse
to sit on anything that people have had sex on,
you're going to be doing a lot of standard no
matter where you are.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yeah, I'm bringing in a folding chair if that's me,
I'm not even sitting on that thing. I'm sorry. You
can't eat at the kitchen counter either. I say keep
it to yourself.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
You cannot have sex on a community coach. That's gross.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
It's a common area, it's used by many.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
And life style ain't going to cover body juice odor.
That's just sitting there.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Let's get real, Okay, it's a little fermented like done
with that.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Everybody's getting so descriptive here. Well, because you know, nobody
wants Nobody wants to sit on the mayonnaise coach. Michelle
from Plymouth has a suggestion. Good morning, Michelle, good morning.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
How are you guys?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Good?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Are you doing good?
Speaker 13 (27:58):
So I have a very easy solution. Why don't all
the roommates, but at least the two that are having
it right now? Just putcount of blanket or a towel
underneath or wherever sputter around the count and then wash
it afterwards.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You know, it's a simple solution. But again, you're dealing
with guys here.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Michelle, you gotta think about it.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Guys, guys who also eat wings and use the couch
as a napkin. You gotta think about it these these
If you're having sex on a couch with a towel
on it, that towel is going to get destroyed. It's
going to be all over the place, can endup on
the floor. Like think it's going to stay right there.
I mean, yeah, things happen, People are moving around. Are
(28:43):
you saying, Are you saying that your towel would move
all over the place in eighteen seconds? That's an insult.
That's a blatant insult. Blatant insult. I can't pull me war.
You're all happy put.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
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Speaker 3 (29:12):
All Right, I get a lot of people weigh in
on this couch situation. We got a couch they could
use to make dinosaurs a Jurassic Park. Oh god, it's
like the Amber but human. We got three guys sharing
an apartment. They got a giant couch. Two of the
roommates are using the couch with their girlfriends for their needs.
(29:34):
As one does. The single roommate's like, what are we
doing here? What's going on here? Single roommates says there
should be no sex on the couch, but the coupled
up roommates like, we should just split up the couch
into sex sections for each of us. That's just I mean,
it's brilliant and stupid at the same time, because that's guys. Yeah, exactly,
that's guys. I just don't get it. Go to bed,
(29:57):
Go to your own room. He's a bedroom.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (29:59):
Sometimes want to.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Mix it up a little bit. Sometimes you want to
get bent over a couch arm. What are you gonna do? Well,
you put it that way. Paulie's got his own rules.
How are you, Paulie?
Speaker 8 (30:13):
Hey, guys, you know when to know when to know?
Will build the arc before before the rain?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Big dougs like that to probably a couple.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Of grand anyway, unless they got it used. But they
list seem to water to protect it. So they probably
bought it. Note so it's it's it's expensive, so it
should have been a meeting convened after they bought the couch.
The dudes and the don'ts, be careful what you eat
and drinking. Try not to spell on the couch. And
if you're gonna have sex, you go go in your room,
(30:45):
grab a sheet, your own sheet, your own blanket, you know,
come out and have it.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Then you can do what you want, maybe like a
nice sense of candles, something like that.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
And then and then if if you know, if you
break these rules, if you do something like we really
don't want you shouldn't be doing it anyway.
Speaker 11 (31:03):
But seeing you did it, you went ahead and did it.
You told us, and you're guilty, and you messed the couch.
Speaker 8 (31:09):
You're paying to clean it, you know what professional clean,
and then then nobody will do it again. That's how
you hit him.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
That's what we needed write there. PAULI came in like
the judge, and he just figured it all out. Here's
what you do, here's the rules of the couch. You
broke the rules. You got a Stanley steamer of the thing.
Let me ask you this.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
What happens if you get the you know, the free
couch cleaning from the company that wants to come in
and they turn.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Out to be a cult. Now what cult clean couch cleaner? Yeah,
I never thought of that. I'm just saying.
Speaker 10 (31:44):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
First of all, one of the statements from what Paulie
made that this was not a new couch. There's no no.
When when I was with my roommates, there was no
new furniture ever. It was all hand me downs, stuff
we bought, you know, thrift stores like this. Did you
pick up a couch off the off the curb? Would
you do thatt car? We didn't go that. We weren't
getting We weren't going to Jordan's and buying new furniture.
(32:08):
That wasn't happening. Man. You wouldn't even need a black
leg for that couch. It would glow on its own,
just walking away on its own.
Speaker 10 (32:14):
Apparently Tyler doesn't know how liquids and towels interact. Liquids
go through towels. Couch is underneath towel. That is not
going to stop the problem.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah, just life solid, It'll be fine. I said the opposite.
Don't put a towel down, go in your bedroom. Common
areas of common areas and treat them with respect. What
do you want to throw against the wall? If you
want your own bedroom but not on the just leave
that area. You'll say that now, you say that we
were so stupid when we were younger. It was insane.
You couldn't do that because those ninja stars are I
(32:48):
don't want anybody to get hurt tripped to the hospital.
And that warrior.
Speaker 9 (33:01):
Not a good idea to have sex on a couch
unless it's pleathart was even just wipe off even a
swinging clubs. People have swinger parties at their house. Comedy
areas are off limits for obvious reasons. There's plenty of
other places to do it, like trying the kitchen table. Dude,
(33:23):
that why it's so easy, Danielle.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Someone checking in from the Pineapple Lifestyle there, so that's crazy.
I helped pay for a couch, so I'm pot owner
of it.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I didn't buy a lotus come one.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, it's a sad state of affairs.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
They checked a few things here with the couch.
Speaker 14 (33:49):
So first off, I don't think it matters whether you
have a girlfriend or not, because a single guy could
be going to town on himself on the couch.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Though it's more or.
Speaker 14 (33:57):
Less the same Wyatt, it doesn't it have a cover.
I would guess it would be simple solution. So, but
basically there should be no sex on that couch. That's
just go to your bedroom. You don't need that. Anybody
could walk in at any time, you know, so, I
think the two guys that are have girlfriends of the
a holes.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah, you should throw a plastic clever on what is
this my name is house in the seventies, couches lovers anymore,
you put the couch cover on and the lampshade cover on. Yeah, exactly.
That's my entire childhood
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