December 29, 2025 • 30 mins
In today’s post-holiday installment of “Am I the A-Hole,” Chuck, Danielle, and Tyler wonder why anyone would maintain a relationship with an ex. Some people are just crazy like that. Still, it makes for an awkward situation at a surprise birthday party.
Also, let it be known that Tyler is not allowed - repeat, not allowed - to use Chuck’s golden toilet.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the WZLX catcheslaw dot Com studios. This is your
home to the Chuck Nolan Morning Show and Boston's Classic Rock.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
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Classic Rock.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Usually our stories about Rhode Island are kind of creepy
and strange, bizarre, But this time we go north to
New Hampshire. Yeah, Conquered New Hampshire and ice cream store
of all places. I love ice cream. Everybody loves ice cream.
You'd be crazy enough, BLISSI Have you ever had ice
cream in Conquered New Hampshire? Uh? Possibly? Yeah? Not recently though.
(00:50):
A man accused of mixing THHC into ice cream at
his Newmarket shomp was sentenced yesterday in probation and community service.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It was my own. I'm sorry, I forgot it in
label with kitchen tape.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Is that what he did?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah? So he he he mixed it. This is that's
what he claimed. I think in like the preliminary arguments,
and then I think another like a company took over
that shop, A cano company took over the shop and
then they must have been going through inventory, like, oh,
what are we doing with the coffee Oreo ice cream?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Let's serve this coffee Oreo. That sounds good, dude, you
never had it? No, so that sounds good. Coffee Oreo
ice cream. Person, that sounds like a good mix. I know,
it's just not my favorite coffee Oreo. Dude, that's the
jam right there. Yeah, so he mixed the THHC into
this coffee Oreo ice cream, and then this catering compedy
took over later on and unknownly served it to customers
(01:42):
a few months later. Yeah, isn't that on them for
just serving something they found in a freezer or something.
It's a couple of months old at least.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It's a deep deepeze if you're in the kitchen freezer
that keeps going up and down in temperature. Yeah, you'll
get that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You buy your turkey whill ice cream, you throw in
the freezer. You know, after a week or so you
go to take it out, you get that that crust
of ice on it. You don't want that.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'm sure they have a walk in at this place.
We don't know it's a food place. They have walk
in so not doing conventional refrigerators.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
The new owner learned something is wrong when the sixteen
year old employee would eat and the ice cream complain
about not feeling well needed to go home.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, sure, you do finish out your shift there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I've got to get back to Xbox. I don't know
what I need. Some doritos too?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Can I eat around here?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Court documents say people who ate the ice cream experience lightheadedness,
spiked heart rates, and vomiting.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Well, maybe donate the whole pint.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Some reported stroke like symptoms. Can I get another cup
of that ice cream?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well? High?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What the hell kind of tiler? If he actually eats
two edibles?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
This is why I stopped. This is why I stopped?
All right? Is this not a setup? Right here? One
woman wrote to the court that she now has tried
eating food outside of her kitchen.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
The trauma, the trauma. That's bag of cash. I want
to bag of cash.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
She's got the attorney if you pay me.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, that she found an attorney, gotelevision.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
She had really gotten door. She'd eat anything anywhere in there.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
With socle of march, Gym rolls up on his motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Mark Florey was sentenced to two years of probation in
twenty hours of community service, and he has to pay
a fine and give up the recipe too. Ah, okay,
give up the rest.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
It's just a little Cannis wirl.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What that's all that coffee or my mother's recipe? That
sounds good? Huh?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Eat a little bit, wait a little while and finish
the rest of it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
The pleasant night. It's good. It's not legal in Hampshire,
is it?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, not yet?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Now please the text thing.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It'll happen. It's legal here. But we can't sell like
THHC ice cream or anything, right can we? In Massachusetts? Yeah?
You can, you could, But why would you do that?
What they do? I mean, I find it. I'm not
saying I'm dumb. There's nobody that does it. It was
probably a line out the door of this place in
concrete kidding me?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Do you still have the wink wink? You know the
coffee one?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah? It was great at Little Billy's party. Everybody went
to sleep.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It was It's the check No.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
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Speaker 1 (04:20):
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Speaker 2 (04:25):
App It's time to start thinking about the perfect gift.
Here's one. Sothopy's just announced on Friday that they're auctioning
off the gold toilet. All right, it's by an Italian sculptor.
Of course, it's a fully functioning toilet, solid gold toilet.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Ten Well, I mean, what's what's the going rate for
gold these days? Arounds?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh my god. So it's an investment. It's a head. Yeah,
he's for the future.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Hold's like four thousand dollars an ounce.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That's an investment.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So this can only go up iron ten million bucks
for this solid gold cistern. As they say, I feel like.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I'm gonna sit on this next time I go to
Ernie box House.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I was, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
This is Ernie. Ernie predated everybody with the Toto Japanese toilets,
but I feel like this would be right up his alley,
maybe in the mausoleum.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The Toto Japanese toilets. I actually looked into that because
I've heard so much about them. It's the amazing toilet.
Have you experienced it?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The blow dry Okay, it's got the whole thing. Because
Tyler you've talked about maybe switching over the whole day experience.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Now I have not talked about that. I've said that,
I've been very emphatic about the fact that I will
never use a But you were gifted of the day
accessory though, Oh god, it's got to be six years ago.
I got it for Christmas, still in the box, still
in the closet.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Why do you refuse?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Man, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Not an ass man, I'm not squirting water up my ass.
It's just not happened. It's for cleanliness.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What do you I Maybe I think you enjoy it
too much, that's why you use it.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
What if I'm like a little warm tickle?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
No, no, I'm all set with that. And by the way,
does the water always come out warm? How do you
control that?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Well, if you have the if you have the little
spray accessory that you attach, no, you're getting cold water.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
There's no way. It's like when you go to the sink.
You gotta let it run fully thirty seconds before you
start to feel something. You can't imagine the shock that
would be. Oh my god, that's like somebody waking up
out of a dead sleep on a January morning. Before
you come in here you get hit with that.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Oh god, I just pucket when spinter.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Goes plus ten. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
No, that's not the kind of cold plunge you want. No,
you can't put a banana seven million dollar toilet whatever.
This thing isn't a ruin you scratch it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There must be Maybe you can get an option to
get one, you know, attached to it. That's solid gold. Also,
I don't know what do you have one twenty eight plumbing?
Come over you hook it up? Yeah? Why does this work?
I wouldn't let tiler use my gold toilet though.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Also it's eighteen carrot. You know he's talking about scratching.
That's soft. That's fairly soft for gold.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
How do you clean it carefully?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You don't. That's that's a showpiece. You don't let people
use that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wait a minute, why wouldn't you what a showpiece?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You put it in a living room.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Ten million dollar gold toilet? No, you put it in
a bathroom. But it's not it's like the fancy towels
or the seashell shaped soaps. Can't believe I said that accurately.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, it's pretty good actually, so you would put the
solid gold toilet in the bathroom near a functioning toilet. Yeah,
and put a sign of some sort not for use,
it for display only.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's it's I mean if this is a few money
to buy a ten million dollar gold toilet. So you've
you probably have six or seven or eight bathrooms, maybe
a couple two three half baths that nobody actually ever uses.
It's the show bathroom. So you walk people by, you're like, oh, hey,
you guys bought the toilet, right, yes, come see it.
It's like when you give the big house tour, You're like,
h you open the door, if there's the big gold toilet,
(07:51):
then you close it. You tell people that's not for use.
You call your butler over, you make sure he stands
guard outside, because again, ten million dollar toilet, you probably
have staff o jump clean the toilet.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, this is somebody saying, hey, you want to see
the house, and that's the first stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
That's the stop.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I'm offended. Why wouldn't you let me use it? You
let Danielle use it, but not me?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Nobody?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
You said I wouldn't let Tyler use my way gold
toilet is no way I would? Why because I see
you leave the studio like eight times during the show.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Constitution in like three seconds, and I'm back.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It's not which question makes me question the white page
that's happening. If you're backing about that clean.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Drop, I don't know she gets to use it, and
I don't is what you're saying. This is BS. I
think she'd be more careful. You'd be more like a
like a blunderbuss. You know, if you knew what that man,
(08:49):
you'd be more like daniel would be a sniper. You'd
be a blunderbuss.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
It's everywhere sound like that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
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rock seven w z LX, or gets.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
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Speaker 2 (09:14):
The UK government is launching a crackdown on porn.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
They're taking the fun stuff away.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And I like your reaction, Danielle when you read this story.
The government is planning on banning erotic content which depicts
strangulation or suffocation.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
And you say, I don't know if I could say
that in.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Find the clean up version of it.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Sometimes a lady just wants to be choked. Really, all right,
you gotta do the feeler, you do the little casual
hand thing. You see how they react. If they're into it,
they lean forward. If they're not, they.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Pull back, they turn blue. You stop.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Well it's before that you want to kind of chee.
Was it David Carrodine, he was one of them.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yes. A sex therapist warned that one of the main
dangers of pornography is people taking what they see there
and trying to apply it to their own bedrooms.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Well, yeah, if you're not, like, if you don't have
the ten thousand hours of experience that makes you an expert. No,
you can't just look at it like I love the
example that she used. Hold on, can I say this cleanly?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Good luck? We need we need the music for this.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yes, it's going need to affect a British accent. She says,
for example, situations where I don't know a woman has
been We'll say by a group you know, seven to
ten men. That could be a great sexual fantasy if
you know about sex, and then basically goes to say like,
don't do that. If you don't like, you can't just
you can't just roll into expert level. You're not going
(10:42):
down a double black diamond. The first time you go skiing, right,
so you get to ease into it. Calm down.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's a good analogy, thank you. Yeah, you do need
to get down the bunny.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
You're holding out of the rope for dear life.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And you were looking at one of the performers in films.
You just had a photo of what did you see
in the background in her bedroom.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Let's do the brain trajectory, because you know we're talking
about you know, things that might go off the rails
a little and I'm thinking Kimmy Granger likes it rough.
That's one of her she's known for that Viure video series.
She said.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Tyler's like nodding in a green. Yes, she does.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
There's some marks left on her. She's got miles on
her and she's rough, Terraine. She looks like she's all
at work done. She looks great. But just pulled up
her Instagram. There's a picture of her, like, you know,
straddling her bed doing the Irene Carrol like pull the
sweatshirt down move. And there's a Patrick Nagle picture behind her.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Patrick just like someone we know Patrick Nagle paint all right,
I hate you guys. Were there any Ninja Death stars
on the Wall near.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
The past, Survival not Kimmy Granger does not like Survival
Knives would be dude, she looks so hot it's gross.
Like she was already sexy, but like now she's done
the Instagram botox filler. Everybody looks the same look and she's.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Done some things. Yeah, she's a full fledged porn stock,
all right, So what have we learned from this this
whole segment?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
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Rock one hundred point seven w ZLX. I just want
to combre yourself with this story, okay, And I want
to put this out there as a salute to hospital staff.
People work in hospital because you don't get paid enough.
You'll work away too many outs and stuff like this
(12:55):
guy was arrested Tuesday in Lowell at Lowell General Hospitals
Saints Campus.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Okay, lgh, yep, got it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
He allegedly removed his colostomy bag and hurled it in
hospital style. Is that frowned upon generally? Because if I
had known that, I would yea yeah. Uh. They say
he did not hit anybody when he allegedly threw this bag. However,
it did splatter human waste inside the emergency room. All right, okay,
(13:27):
you gotta be really pissed. You gotta be so mad
to do that. Oh, this is the sort of thing,
ain't my bag?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Oh no, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It was charged with eight counts of assault with a
dangerous weapon, one for each person present during the incident.
It's dangerous? Why is it dangerous? Just gross? Well it's human.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Well the bodily fluid guy, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Waste can't be happening. Would you use the word dangerous
to describe it? Though I would?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
What if it gets in your Mouth's?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Come on, you had to go over.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
You're like, what's the big deal.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
It's a huge deal. Don't get me wrong. I think
it's it's terrible, but I wouldn't call it dangerous. You're
not gonna die.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You couldna get poved like your hair was on fire
and even a microbe hit you from that bag. Oh,
I would be vomiting in the bathroom immediately. An officer
wrote in the report that he had removed the bag
and tossed it, nearly striking the officer in the head
and just missing the other officer. In addition to being
thrown towards police, the report states the human waste filled
(14:30):
bag containing fecal manner was also hurled in the direction
of hospital staff, forcing them to move out of the
way to avoid being.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Evidently, this is his move. He's done this.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Before, really correct.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
A doctor provided police with a letter scorning to Lolson,
stating Santiago had been flagged as a violent patient and
had been witnessed on three separate occasions throwing human feces
at staff quo when he is angry and does not
get what he demands.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I just saw a pig man.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Ah, he's up on the roof.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
God so bad. Just I can't imagine. You go to work,
You got your coffee, You're already figuring out what you're
gonna have for lunch. Say hi to everybody. Yeah, days starting,
and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, duck, what
next thing? You know, you're bobbing and we even yeah,
poop flying all over the place.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
What do we think? Is it gonna be like a
chill day today, guys? Or what's what's the vibe? Has
it been overnight?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Oh my god, I gotta tell you I've spent way
too many hours in hospitals with all the time my
father was in the hospital. Yea for a long time.
Those poor people. Nurses are the most unsung heroes on
the planet, absolutely what they go through on a regular basis.
And my father was one of the nicest patients you'll
ever see. But I saw some of the people in
rooms with him with the biggest a holes on the planet,
(15:53):
treated them like just like dogs. Well then I never
saw anybody, you know, throwing poop obviously, but it's like
these people will break come on, especially in an er.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
When I was doing Chuck's Bar and Grill on Friday afternoons,
you could always tell when the nurses came in and
they're all sit together. They all have the same look
and go over you guys, nurses, Yeah, yeah, good'rer I
was your week. Yeah, just get some drinks. They had
to kind of work it all out, the things that
they had seen. Think about how exhausted we are at
the end of the week. Can you imagine what they
feel like?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
No, Oh, it's ridiculous because you're dealing with the worst.
You're dealing with the worst of the worst. Too. You've
got people who were like, especially like think about the er,
like people are in pain, they're suffering, they're waiting a
long time. And then you have the people that just
that have to be complete dramatic about it for no reason.
Like the last time I spent a significant amount of
time in the er waiting room was I think last summer.
(16:45):
I had a cat situation so get an update from
my Raby's shot, and I was there for like seven hours.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I think it was like weeks.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I'm like, all right, it is what it is. I'm here.
I just have to wait it out. And like you
had a bride came in who like fell off the troll,
the entire bridal parties in the waiting room. I'm like,
you guys, don't need to be here, go back to
wherever it was.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You tears everywhere, streaming.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Like screaming, going off, like throwing stuff, and it's like dude, like,
just take a breath.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Anytime I'm in the ear like that, and I have
to mentally check myself out because I know him there
for a long time. I always somehow sit near the
guy who is holding the blue plastic bag, is thumbing
it and just covering. He's got it ready. It's it's
it's the chamber is ready. And I'm right near this guy.
There's no other seats, so I'm just watching him.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
I'll stand, I'll just you know what, can you guys
give me one of those pages like they have it Panera.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
According to the report, the colostomy bag. That's great, I'm
gonna go across the street and get a salad. Hit
the recently installed clear protective plexiglass, which is made to
protect nursing staff, that splattered all over the glass and
the emergency room floor. Imagine had to clean that up?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh clean up bisle three, No, thank you.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
You just there's not enough money in the world to
get paid to have to clean up someone's poop that
smeared all over.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Today, we salute all of you who work in hospitals. Yes,
oh yes, yes, yes, you're not a duck and bob
and leave.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Now back to am I the a home. It's the
Chuck Nolan Morning Show on one hundred and twenty seven
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Speaker 2 (18:21):
Don't ever ever throw me a surprise party. No, I
do not like that.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I'm not someone who generally wants to go to things
that I decided to do three months ago when I
was in a good mood. Anyway, So the surprise party
is really gonna that's going to be a You have
to show up at my house and physically lift me
over your shoulder, like you know what, I just can't
make it. No, it's for you, Daniel, The party is
for you.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
You walk into the room all of a sudden's right,
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
None of these people are actually people I like.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Oh. You have to be mentally prepared to be the
center of attention.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
You also have to have a person in your life,
whether it's a spouse, a friend, a parent, who knows
your social arena well enough to know whom to invite.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That's true. That is critical as is in this case, like.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I have so many weird, overlapping friend circles from all
facets of my life, it would be impossible to figure
out who I want to put in that room because
those people don't even want to actually see.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
They're gonna screw it up. We're gonna screw it up.
So here we have an am I the a whole situation.
Her husband throws a surprise party for his wife. Yep,
his ex is there attending this party. Wife is pissed.
What's she doing here?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
She's there at some functioning room at a restaurant in Wakefield.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Wait a secon Is that who? I think? Yes?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Why is Sherry here?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
But she was part of the circle, which tells me
that when there's this whole friend circle thing going on
while they were married. I don't know if he fooled
around with the friend or what the story is there,
but this is not he was going back to the
friend circle to get a new mate.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
This is not dipping back into the weld. Yes, this
is not going to a mutual friend's house for to
watch a Pats game and then she's there because she's
part of the friend group. This is the wife's Yeah,
so prior is part. Like, if I'm that ex there was,
There's no way in hell I would ever show up
to something like that. It's just bad attikid. I don't
(20:16):
care who's going I'd be like, Hey, if you guys
are gonna oh, all my friends are gonna be out,
how mean you guys for a drink afterward? Let me
know when you're done shooting me a text, let me
know where you're gonna be. I'm not going to that.
There's something, there's something that happened that's being left out
of this story that was dramatic, and there's a reason
why she It's like Jordan Hudson showing up in Nantucket
fundraiser Tyler.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You're saying it's she wants to twist the knife. She
wants to twist the knife.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah, why else would she go? And you don't me
Normally I take the other side, but I can't even
do that this time. It's so obvious that this guy's
in a hole, Like what are you doing at your
wife's party? You have the X there Unless there's something where,
like you know, one of his friends is dating or
now or whatever, and he felt obligated to bring her
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
That would have been disclosed.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
It would have been disclosed in the email.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
So I think he's the a hole, and I think
the girlfriend is the the ex girlfriends the biggest a hole.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I have to agree. I have to agree. I mean,
I would that last thing. I would want it. I'd
be like, thanks for the invite, embarrassed as somebody who
was married a couple of times. Yeah, first time around,
not great, Bob. If I was at a party and
(21:30):
she showed up or the other guy, oh oh my god,
like we said, you would not be able to get
your mind off of That's it. That's the entire party
is just looking at them like, what are they doing?
Watch she's still here? Why she's still What is going on?
What does she look like? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I can see what she had for breakfast?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Gabby from taunting, what do you think? That's my line?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Good morning guy? So I think that, like they're clearly
on two totally separate stages. But I think it's definitely
a huge red flag that he wouldn't know how that
would make her feel that he hasn't had these conversations
with her that you know, maybe he's one of those
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people that's very comfortable being friends with. His exit ended amicably,
she's still friends with everybody. Whatever. It's her birthday, and
it doesn't matter how he feels that he's gotten over
her and she's gotten over him maybe that you know
they're they're amicable. It doesn't matter. Like Danielle said, it's
(22:42):
an etiquette thing. And especially he needs to know how
that would make his wife feel. And the biggest a
whole moment for him was saying that she was overreacting
and everyone had fun like you don't use that phrase,
just don't do it. And also if she's overreacting, okay,
(23:03):
next time for his surprise party, she should just like
pay one of her exits to show up and be like,
what it's bothering? Why would it bother you?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Wow? Look at that. Gabby laid that out like an attorney,
all those different points.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
She just made a great point too, about when you
say you're overreacting, that makes it worse.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah, it's like when someone tells you to relax or
breathe it. It's like, I know I'm gonna punch you relax.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Up until that point, I was maybe just giving them
the benefit of the doubt because guys are stupid. Yes, Okay,
I'm not the greatest. Maybe it's just maybe it's just
a well intentioned, stupid thing to do. But no, it's
uncomfortable for her, whether we want to admit it, or not.
We are all jealous, and jealousy is a big thing
and and uh it's how you handle it. And she
(23:48):
handled it wrong ruin the night. Yeah, absolutely, she could
not stop thinking about it.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Let me say, this guy is a big a hole.
You don't bring your eggs around. This guy is a
big a hole. Oh your comment, wife is gone a frown.
This guy is a dumb maple heh.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Let me say he Yeah, it's pretty good. That's one
of his better ones. That. Oh Monica from Medford, you're
struggling with this one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
I don't know what he really is the a hole.
I think he was just kind of thoughtless and dumb.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But I see her being upset.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
But I just really can't say, like a complete a hole,
I think he was.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
It was just poorly thought.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
He probably had good intentions, but he was kind of stupid.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Beetle juice.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
That's all I think about it is beetlejuic. I cant
get that out of my head. Non. I think he
was just being a stupid guy at first, but then
when he turns it on HER's what's the matter with you?
What's the big deal?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
The problem? I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You ruin it for everybody. You ruined the Knight for everybody.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
I gotta tell you, I mean clearly, I'm not a
relationship expert. The one thing I've learned is if you
make a mistake, just onwing up to it, yeah, don't
make it worse and be like, oh.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You're being stupid or you're being you'd be ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I fed up, I'm sorry, my bad, that big deal.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Instead, he's doubling down now he's yeah. Now back to
am I the A Hole?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show on one seven.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
W LX, am I the A Hole? We got a
party situation here. Husband throws a surprise party for his
wife's guys.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Guys, she's walking up right now. I just got the call. Okay,
she just checked. They're walking up.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Now, away from the book.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Bob guys, Bob, guys, she's here. Can you just yeah
five seconds? All right? Hang on?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
One of their friends smoking a cigarette out front? Oh
what are you doing? What are you doing all having
a cigarette? You live in hunt? The whole thing?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Are you in?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Beverly throws the surprise party, but he invites his X
because apparently his ex was part of their circle of
friends at one time. I imagine that ended after a while. Yeah,
he invites her anyway. Uh so she's not happy about that,
you know, can't stop thinking about it the whole thing.
And eventually he says, well, you kind of ruined it
(26:35):
for everybody.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
She shows up with some new fake cans, a couple
of nice poltons.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
They're fake and they're spectacular, and she's showing them off.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Wow, they're so high.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
All right, he turns it on her. You ruined it
for everybody.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
I got a theory, Yes, I thought of it. During
z Eazy Top, he's banging the X. She threatened to
rat him out if he didn't invite her.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
To the party. What do they have to do with
z Eezy Top? I don't know. You think of it?
We get some talk bags, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Hey chuck. It depends, I guess this A whole thing
depends on whether or not this X is a full
time member of the gang. If she's only there part time,
maybe once in a while, then the wife's probably right
that he's tone deaf and he's the a whole. But
if she's a full time member and is there all
the time to all the events, and everything that they do.
Then I think the wife's probably overreacting, and I think
(27:26):
then she's the a hole. So then we need a
little more information on that.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
We always need a little more information, but her.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Party, yet he should know, he should there is a
big conversation.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
And if she maybe she's doing independent George, though maybe
that's his independence George. The guy is completely an a
whole one hundred percent. But let's think about this now
for a second. Maybe he's actually surprising his wife would
(27:59):
have divorce and going for the X. Wow, So let's
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Have a great day.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
It's sort of in line with what I was saying.
Maybe he's having an affair with the X and she
threatened him, you better let me come to that party.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I'm gonna tell everybody.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
So wait a second, Like that's a that's a terrible
person to review the affair.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
There's terrible people in the world. So he's remarried now,
but he's having an affair with the X and he's
still with his wife. But he wants to dump the
wife and go back to the X. I didn't say
he wanted to dump her.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
I just said he's having an affair with the X,
or maybe she threatened him, you better let me come
to that party.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I'm gonna tell everybody what we're doing. It could be
some weird like Days of our Lives. General Hossein was weird.
I like how the callers said, we'll see how it goes.
Like we're gonna keep track of this every Tuesday next week,
Katie in the car, What do you think, Katie?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I think the husband is the a hole, but I
think the X is a bigger a hole for actually
showing up.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Yeah, that's me. I'm not going to that party.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
We have two a holes here.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Yeah, definitely, some people pay at I think they both are. Yeah,
it's more of an a hole. But telling her she
ruined her own party because it wasn't her fault.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
It was his.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, that was nasty.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
It's my party and I'll.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Bitch it's a sad state of affairs.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
What if it was like I hope it wasn't a
milestone birthday too, like a fortieth or something.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
With a big oversized gold balloons. Yeah, four zero or
in a zero.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Those are generally the most popular for thirtieth birthdays. A
few years ago, I did a very extensive study of
photos on dating apps to see what the female equivalent
of the guy holding the fish photo was. It's the
golf swing video, by the way. But I analyzed hundreds
of profiles, and I did find that the thirtieth balloons
were also very high up there in ranking.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You took a deep dive on that, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I have hundreds of screenshots of people's dating profiles on
my Every once in a while, I go back through,
like twenty twenty one, I'm like, who all these people? Oh,
it's the it's the Broad's love x y Z. These
bosses kids have.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Classic the things that you do while you're not giving
out trick or treat candy, you know, you just the
things they're stoned in bed.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Oh, just don't be jealous. You weren't there for it, Okay,
From the WZLX catcheslaw dot Com studios. This is your
home to the Chuck Nolan Morning Show and Boston's Classic Rock.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We are one hundred point seven w ZLX Boston.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
The Chuck Nolan Morning Show wants to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Eight seven six one seven, one hundred point seven Boston's
Classic Rock.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Usually our stories about Rhode Island are kind of creepy
and strange, bizarre, But this time we go north to
New Hampshire. Yeah, Conquered New Hampshire and ice cream store
of all places. I love ice cream. Everybody loves ice cream.
You'd be crazy enough, BLISSI Have you ever had ice
cream in Conquered New Hampshire? Uh? Possibly? Yeah? Not recently though.
(00:50):
A man accused of mixing THHC into ice cream at
his Newmarket shomp was sentenced yesterday in probation and community service.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It was my own. I'm sorry, I forgot it in
label with kitchen tape.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Is that what he did?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah? So he he he mixed it. This is that's
what he claimed. I think in like the preliminary arguments,
and then I think another like a company took over
that shop, A cano company took over the shop and
then they must have been going through inventory, like, oh,
what are we doing with the coffee Oreo ice cream?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Let's serve this coffee Oreo. That sounds good, dude, you
never had it? No, so that sounds good. Coffee Oreo
ice cream. Person, that sounds like a good mix. I know,
it's just not my favorite coffee Oreo. Dude, that's the
jam right there. Yeah, so he mixed the THHC into
this coffee Oreo ice cream, and then this catering compedy
took over later on and unknownly served it to customers
(01:42):
a few months later. Yeah, isn't that on them for
just serving something they found in a freezer or something.
It's a couple of months old at least.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It's a deep deepeze if you're in the kitchen freezer
that keeps going up and down in temperature. Yeah, you'll
get that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You buy your turkey whill ice cream, you throw in
the freezer. You know, after a week or so you
go to take it out, you get that that crust
of ice on it. You don't want that.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'm sure they have a walk in at this place.
We don't know it's a food place. They have walk
in so not doing conventional refrigerators.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
The new owner learned something is wrong when the sixteen
year old employee would eat and the ice cream complain
about not feeling well needed to go home.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, sure, you do finish out your shift there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I've got to get back to Xbox. I don't know
what I need. Some doritos too?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Can I eat around here?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Court documents say people who ate the ice cream experience lightheadedness,
spiked heart rates, and vomiting.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Well, maybe donate the whole pint.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Some reported stroke like symptoms. Can I get another cup
of that ice cream?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well? High?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What the hell kind of tiler? If he actually eats
two edibles?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
This is why I stopped. This is why I stopped?
All right? Is this not a setup? Right here? One
woman wrote to the court that she now has tried
eating food outside of her kitchen.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
The trauma, the trauma. That's bag of cash. I want
to bag of cash.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
She's got the attorney if you pay me.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, that she found an attorney, gotelevision.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
She had really gotten door. She'd eat anything anywhere in there.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
With socle of march, Gym rolls up on his motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Mark Florey was sentenced to two years of probation in
twenty hours of community service, and he has to pay
a fine and give up the recipe too. Ah, okay,
give up the rest.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
It's just a little Cannis wirl.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What that's all that coffee or my mother's recipe? That
sounds good? Huh?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Eat a little bit, wait a little while and finish
the rest of it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
The pleasant night. It's good. It's not legal in Hampshire,
is it?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, not yet?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Now please the text thing.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It'll happen. It's legal here. But we can't sell like
THHC ice cream or anything, right can we? In Massachusetts? Yeah?
You can, you could, But why would you do that?
What they do? I mean, I find it. I'm not
saying I'm dumb. There's nobody that does it. It was
probably a line out the door of this place in
concrete kidding me?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Do you still have the wink wink? You know the
coffee one?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah? It was great at Little Billy's party. Everybody went
to sleep.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It was It's the check No.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
One morning show on Boston's Classics one point.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Seven w CLX and wherever you Rock in the Free
World with a free iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
App It's time to start thinking about the perfect gift.
Here's one. Sothopy's just announced on Friday that they're auctioning
off the gold toilet. All right, it's by an Italian sculptor.
Of course, it's a fully functioning toilet, solid gold toilet.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Ten Well, I mean, what's what's the going rate for
gold these days? Arounds?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh my god. So it's an investment. It's a head. Yeah,
he's for the future.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Hold's like four thousand dollars an ounce.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That's an investment.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So this can only go up iron ten million bucks
for this solid gold cistern. As they say, I feel like.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I'm gonna sit on this next time I go to
Ernie box House.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I was, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
This is Ernie. Ernie predated everybody with the Toto Japanese toilets,
but I feel like this would be right up his alley,
maybe in the mausoleum.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The Toto Japanese toilets. I actually looked into that because
I've heard so much about them. It's the amazing toilet.
Have you experienced it?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The blow dry Okay, it's got the whole thing. Because
Tyler you've talked about maybe switching over the whole day experience.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Now I have not talked about that. I've said that,
I've been very emphatic about the fact that I will
never use a But you were gifted of the day
accessory though, Oh god, it's got to be six years ago.
I got it for Christmas, still in the box, still
in the closet.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Why do you refuse?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Man, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Not an ass man, I'm not squirting water up my ass.
It's just not happened. It's for cleanliness.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What do you I Maybe I think you enjoy it
too much, that's why you use it.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
What if I'm like a little warm tickle?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
No, no, I'm all set with that. And by the way,
does the water always come out warm? How do you
control that?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Well, if you have the if you have the little
spray accessory that you attach, no, you're getting cold water.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
There's no way. It's like when you go to the sink.
You gotta let it run fully thirty seconds before you
start to feel something. You can't imagine the shock that
would be. Oh my god, that's like somebody waking up
out of a dead sleep on a January morning. Before
you come in here you get hit with that.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Oh god, I just pucket when spinter.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Goes plus ten. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
No, that's not the kind of cold plunge you want. No,
you can't put a banana seven million dollar toilet whatever.
This thing isn't a ruin you scratch it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There must be Maybe you can get an option to
get one, you know, attached to it. That's solid gold. Also,
I don't know what do you have one twenty eight plumbing?
Come over you hook it up? Yeah? Why does this work?
I wouldn't let tiler use my gold toilet though.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Also it's eighteen carrot. You know he's talking about scratching.
That's soft. That's fairly soft for gold.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
How do you clean it carefully?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
You don't. That's that's a showpiece. You don't let people
use that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wait a minute, why wouldn't you what a showpiece?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You put it in a living room.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Ten million dollar gold toilet? No, you put it in
a bathroom. But it's not it's like the fancy towels
or the seashell shaped soaps. Can't believe I said that accurately.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, it's pretty good actually, so you would put the
solid gold toilet in the bathroom near a functioning toilet. Yeah,
and put a sign of some sort not for use,
it for display only.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's it's I mean if this is a few money
to buy a ten million dollar gold toilet. So you've
you probably have six or seven or eight bathrooms, maybe
a couple two three half baths that nobody actually ever uses.
It's the show bathroom. So you walk people by, you're like, oh, hey,
you guys bought the toilet, right, yes, come see it.
It's like when you give the big house tour, You're like,
h you open the door, if there's the big gold toilet,
(07:51):
then you close it. You tell people that's not for use.
You call your butler over, you make sure he stands
guard outside, because again, ten million dollar toilet, you probably
have staff o jump clean the toilet.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, this is somebody saying, hey, you want to see
the house, and that's the first stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
That's the stop.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I'm offended. Why wouldn't you let me use it? You
let Danielle use it, but not me?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Nobody?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
You said I wouldn't let Tyler use my way gold
toilet is no way I would? Why because I see
you leave the studio like eight times during the show.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Constitution in like three seconds, and I'm back.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It's not which question makes me question the white page
that's happening. If you're backing about that clean.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Drop, I don't know she gets to use it, and
I don't is what you're saying. This is BS. I
think she'd be more careful. You'd be more like a
like a blunderbuss. You know, if you knew what that man,
(08:49):
you'd be more like daniel would be a sniper. You'd
be a blunderbuss.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
It's everywhere sound like that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Sometimes it's the check Non morning show on Boston's Classic
rock seven w z LX, or gets.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You're listening Done your Cheap on the free iHeart radio app.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
The UK government is launching a crackdown on porn.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
They're taking the fun stuff away.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And I like your reaction, Danielle when you read this story.
The government is planning on banning erotic content which depicts
strangulation or suffocation.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
And you say, I don't know if I could say
that in.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Find the clean up version of it.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Sometimes a lady just wants to be choked. Really, all right,
you gotta do the feeler, you do the little casual
hand thing. You see how they react. If they're into it,
they lean forward. If they're not, they.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Pull back, they turn blue. You stop.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Well it's before that you want to kind of chee.
Was it David Carrodine, he was one of them.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yes. A sex therapist warned that one of the main
dangers of pornography is people taking what they see there
and trying to apply it to their own bedrooms.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Well, yeah, if you're not, like, if you don't have
the ten thousand hours of experience that makes you an expert. No,
you can't just look at it like I love the
example that she used. Hold on, can I say this cleanly?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Good luck? We need we need the music for this.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yes, it's going need to affect a British accent. She says,
for example, situations where I don't know a woman has
been We'll say by a group you know, seven to
ten men. That could be a great sexual fantasy if
you know about sex, and then basically goes to say like,
don't do that. If you don't like, you can't just
you can't just roll into expert level. You're not going
(10:42):
down a double black diamond. The first time you go skiing, right,
so you get to ease into it. Calm down.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's a good analogy, thank you. Yeah, you do need
to get down the bunny.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
You're holding out of the rope for dear life.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And you were looking at one of the performers in films.
You just had a photo of what did you see
in the background in her bedroom.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Let's do the brain trajectory, because you know we're talking
about you know, things that might go off the rails
a little and I'm thinking Kimmy Granger likes it rough.
That's one of her she's known for that Viure video series.
She said.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Tyler's like nodding in a green. Yes, she does.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
There's some marks left on her. She's got miles on
her and she's rough, Terraine. She looks like she's all
at work done. She looks great. But just pulled up
her Instagram. There's a picture of her, like, you know,
straddling her bed doing the Irene Carrol like pull the
sweatshirt down move. And there's a Patrick Nagle picture behind her.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Patrick just like someone we know Patrick Nagle paint all right,
I hate you guys. Were there any Ninja Death stars
on the Wall near.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
The past, Survival not Kimmy Granger does not like Survival
Knives would be dude, she looks so hot it's gross.
Like she was already sexy, but like now she's done
the Instagram botox filler. Everybody looks the same look and she's.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Done some things. Yeah, she's a full fledged porn stock,
all right, So what have we learned from this this
whole segment?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Here, I am Filthy.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
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Rock one hundred point seven w ZLX. I just want
to combre yourself with this story, okay, And I want
to put this out there as a salute to hospital staff.
People work in hospital because you don't get paid enough.
You'll work away too many outs and stuff like this
(12:55):
guy was arrested Tuesday in Lowell at Lowell General Hospitals
Saints Campus.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Okay, lgh, yep, got it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
He allegedly removed his colostomy bag and hurled it in
hospital style. Is that frowned upon generally? Because if I
had known that, I would yea yeah. Uh. They say
he did not hit anybody when he allegedly threw this bag. However,
it did splatter human waste inside the emergency room. All right, okay,
(13:27):
you gotta be really pissed. You gotta be so mad
to do that. Oh, this is the sort of thing,
ain't my bag?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Oh no, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It was charged with eight counts of assault with a
dangerous weapon, one for each person present during the incident.
It's dangerous? Why is it dangerous? Just gross? Well it's human.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Well the bodily fluid guy, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Waste can't be happening. Would you use the word dangerous
to describe it? Though I would?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
What if it gets in your Mouth's?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Come on, you had to go over.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
You're like, what's the big deal.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
It's a huge deal. Don't get me wrong. I think
it's it's terrible, but I wouldn't call it dangerous. You're
not gonna die.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You couldna get poved like your hair was on fire
and even a microbe hit you from that bag. Oh,
I would be vomiting in the bathroom immediately. An officer
wrote in the report that he had removed the bag
and tossed it, nearly striking the officer in the head
and just missing the other officer. In addition to being
thrown towards police, the report states the human waste filled
(14:30):
bag containing fecal manner was also hurled in the direction
of hospital staff, forcing them to move out of the
way to avoid being.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Evidently, this is his move. He's done this.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Before, really correct.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
A doctor provided police with a letter scorning to Lolson,
stating Santiago had been flagged as a violent patient and
had been witnessed on three separate occasions throwing human feces
at staff quo when he is angry and does not
get what he demands.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I just saw a pig man.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Ah, he's up on the roof.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
God so bad. Just I can't imagine. You go to work,
You got your coffee, You're already figuring out what you're
gonna have for lunch. Say hi to everybody. Yeah, days starting,
and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, duck, what
next thing? You know, you're bobbing and we even yeah,
poop flying all over the place.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
What do we think? Is it gonna be like a
chill day today, guys? Or what's what's the vibe? Has
it been overnight?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Oh my god, I gotta tell you I've spent way
too many hours in hospitals with all the time my
father was in the hospital. Yea for a long time.
Those poor people. Nurses are the most unsung heroes on
the planet, absolutely what they go through on a regular basis.
And my father was one of the nicest patients you'll
ever see. But I saw some of the people in
rooms with him with the biggest a holes on the planet,
(15:53):
treated them like just like dogs. Well then I never
saw anybody, you know, throwing poop obviously, but it's like
these people will break come on, especially in an er.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
When I was doing Chuck's Bar and Grill on Friday afternoons,
you could always tell when the nurses came in and
they're all sit together. They all have the same look
and go over you guys, nurses, Yeah, yeah, good'rer I
was your week. Yeah, just get some drinks. They had
to kind of work it all out, the things that
they had seen. Think about how exhausted we are at
the end of the week. Can you imagine what they
feel like?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
No, Oh, it's ridiculous because you're dealing with the worst.
You're dealing with the worst of the worst. Too. You've
got people who were like, especially like think about the er,
like people are in pain, they're suffering, they're waiting a
long time. And then you have the people that just
that have to be complete dramatic about it for no reason.
Like the last time I spent a significant amount of
time in the er waiting room was I think last summer.
(16:45):
I had a cat situation so get an update from
my Raby's shot, and I was there for like seven hours.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I think it was like weeks.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
You know.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I'm like, all right, it is what it is. I'm here.
I just have to wait it out. And like you
had a bride came in who like fell off the troll,
the entire bridal parties in the waiting room. I'm like,
you guys, don't need to be here, go back to
wherever it was.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You tears everywhere, streaming.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Like screaming, going off, like throwing stuff, and it's like dude, like,
just take a breath.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Anytime I'm in the ear like that, and I have
to mentally check myself out because I know him there
for a long time. I always somehow sit near the
guy who is holding the blue plastic bag, is thumbing
it and just covering. He's got it ready. It's it's
it's the chamber is ready. And I'm right near this guy.
There's no other seats, so I'm just watching him.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
I'll stand, I'll just you know what, can you guys
give me one of those pages like they have it Panera.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
According to the report, the colostomy bag. That's great, I'm
gonna go across the street and get a salad. Hit
the recently installed clear protective plexiglass, which is made to
protect nursing staff, that splattered all over the glass and
the emergency room floor. Imagine had to clean that up?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh clean up bisle three, No, thank you.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
You just there's not enough money in the world to
get paid to have to clean up someone's poop that
smeared all over.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Today, we salute all of you who work in hospitals. Yes,
oh yes, yes, yes, you're not a duck and bob
and leave.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Now back to am I the a home. It's the
Chuck Nolan Morning Show on one hundred and twenty seven
w ZLX.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Don't ever ever throw me a surprise party. No, I
do not like that.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I'm not someone who generally wants to go to things
that I decided to do three months ago when I
was in a good mood. Anyway, So the surprise party
is really gonna that's going to be a You have
to show up at my house and physically lift me
over your shoulder, like you know what, I just can't
make it. No, it's for you, Daniel, The party is
for you.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
You walk into the room all of a sudden's right,
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
None of these people are actually people I like.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Oh. You have to be mentally prepared to be the
center of attention.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
You also have to have a person in your life,
whether it's a spouse, a friend, a parent, who knows
your social arena well enough to know whom to invite.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That's true. That is critical as is in this case, like.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I have so many weird, overlapping friend circles from all
facets of my life, it would be impossible to figure
out who I want to put in that room because
those people don't even want to actually see.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
They're gonna screw it up. We're gonna screw it up.
So here we have an am I the a whole situation.
Her husband throws a surprise party for his wife. Yep,
his ex is there attending this party. Wife is pissed.
What's she doing here?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
She's there at some functioning room at a restaurant in Wakefield.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Wait a secon Is that who? I think? Yes?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Why is Sherry here?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
But she was part of the circle, which tells me
that when there's this whole friend circle thing going on
while they were married. I don't know if he fooled
around with the friend or what the story is there,
but this is not he was going back to the
friend circle to get a new mate.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
This is not dipping back into the weld. Yes, this
is not going to a mutual friend's house for to
watch a Pats game and then she's there because she's
part of the friend group. This is the wife's Yeah,
so prior is part. Like, if I'm that ex there was,
There's no way in hell I would ever show up
to something like that. It's just bad attikid. I don't
(20:16):
care who's going I'd be like, Hey, if you guys
are gonna oh, all my friends are gonna be out,
how mean you guys for a drink afterward? Let me
know when you're done shooting me a text, let me
know where you're gonna be. I'm not going to that.
There's something, there's something that happened that's being left out
of this story that was dramatic, and there's a reason
why she It's like Jordan Hudson showing up in Nantucket
fundraiser Tyler.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You're saying it's she wants to twist the knife. She
wants to twist the knife.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah, why else would she go? And you don't me
Normally I take the other side, but I can't even
do that this time. It's so obvious that this guy's
in a hole, Like what are you doing at your
wife's party? You have the X there Unless there's something where,
like you know, one of his friends is dating or
now or whatever, and he felt obligated to bring her
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
That would have been disclosed.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
It would have been disclosed in the email.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
So I think he's the a hole, and I think
the girlfriend is the the ex girlfriends the biggest a hole.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I have to agree. I have to agree. I mean,
I would that last thing. I would want it. I'd
be like, thanks for the invite, embarrassed as somebody who
was married a couple of times. Yeah, first time around,
not great, Bob. If I was at a party and
(21:30):
she showed up or the other guy, oh oh my god,
like we said, you would not be able to get
your mind off of That's it. That's the entire party
is just looking at them like, what are they doing?
Watch she's still here? Why she's still What is going on?
What does she look like? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I can see what she had for breakfast?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Gabby from taunting, what do you think? That's my line?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Good morning guy? So I think that, like they're clearly
on two totally separate stages. But I think it's definitely
a huge red flag that he wouldn't know how that
would make her feel that he hasn't had these conversations
with her that you know, maybe he's one of those
(22:19):
people that's very comfortable being friends with. His exit ended amicably,
she's still friends with everybody. Whatever. It's her birthday, and
it doesn't matter how he feels that he's gotten over
her and she's gotten over him maybe that you know
they're they're amicable. It doesn't matter. Like Danielle said, it's
(22:42):
an etiquette thing. And especially he needs to know how
that would make his wife feel. And the biggest a
whole moment for him was saying that she was overreacting
and everyone had fun like you don't use that phrase,
just don't do it. And also if she's overreacting, okay,
(23:03):
next time for his surprise party, she should just like
pay one of her exits to show up and be like,
what it's bothering? Why would it bother you?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Wow? Look at that. Gabby laid that out like an attorney,
all those different points.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
She just made a great point too, about when you
say you're overreacting, that makes it worse.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah, it's like when someone tells you to relax or
breathe it. It's like, I know I'm gonna punch you relax.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Up until that point, I was maybe just giving them
the benefit of the doubt because guys are stupid. Yes, Okay,
I'm not the greatest. Maybe it's just maybe it's just
a well intentioned, stupid thing to do. But no, it's
uncomfortable for her, whether we want to admit it, or not.
We are all jealous, and jealousy is a big thing
and and uh it's how you handle it. And she
(23:48):
handled it wrong ruin the night. Yeah, absolutely, she could
not stop thinking about it.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Let me say, this guy is a big a hole.
You don't bring your eggs around. This guy is a
big a hole. Oh your comment, wife is gone a frown.
This guy is a dumb maple heh.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Let me say he Yeah, it's pretty good. That's one
of his better ones. That. Oh Monica from Medford, you're
struggling with this one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
I don't know what he really is the a hole.
I think he was just kind of thoughtless and dumb.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But I see her being upset.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
But I just really can't say, like a complete a hole,
I think he was.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
It was just poorly thought.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
He probably had good intentions, but he was kind of stupid.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Beetle juice.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
That's all I think about it is beetlejuic. I cant
get that out of my head. Non. I think he
was just being a stupid guy at first, but then
when he turns it on HER's what's the matter with you?
What's the big deal?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
The problem? I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You ruin it for everybody. You ruined the Knight for everybody.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
I gotta tell you, I mean clearly, I'm not a
relationship expert. The one thing I've learned is if you
make a mistake, just onwing up to it, yeah, don't
make it worse and be like, oh.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You're being stupid or you're being you'd be ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I fed up, I'm sorry, my bad, that big deal.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Instead, he's doubling down now he's yeah. Now back to
am I the A Hole?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show on one seven.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
W LX, am I the A Hole? We got a
party situation here. Husband throws a surprise party for his
wife's guys.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Guys, she's walking up right now. I just got the call. Okay,
she just checked. They're walking up.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Now, away from the book.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Bob guys, Bob, guys, she's here. Can you just yeah
five seconds? All right? Hang on?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
One of their friends smoking a cigarette out front? Oh
what are you doing? What are you doing all having
a cigarette? You live in hunt? The whole thing?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Are you in?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Beverly throws the surprise party, but he invites his X
because apparently his ex was part of their circle of
friends at one time. I imagine that ended after a while. Yeah,
he invites her anyway. Uh so she's not happy about that,
you know, can't stop thinking about it the whole thing.
And eventually he says, well, you kind of ruined it
(26:35):
for everybody.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
She shows up with some new fake cans, a couple
of nice poltons.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
They're fake and they're spectacular, and she's showing them off.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Wow, they're so high.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
All right, he turns it on her. You ruined it
for everybody.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
I got a theory, Yes, I thought of it. During
z Eazy Top, he's banging the X. She threatened to
rat him out if he didn't invite her.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
To the party. What do they have to do with
z Eezy Top? I don't know. You think of it?
We get some talk bags, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Hey chuck. It depends, I guess this A whole thing
depends on whether or not this X is a full
time member of the gang. If she's only there part time,
maybe once in a while, then the wife's probably right
that he's tone deaf and he's the a whole. But
if she's a full time member and is there all
the time to all the events, and everything that they do.
Then I think the wife's probably overreacting, and I think
(27:26):
then she's the a hole. So then we need a
little more information on that.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
We always need a little more information, but her.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Party, yet he should know, he should there is a
big conversation.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
And if she maybe she's doing independent George, though maybe
that's his independence George. The guy is completely an a
whole one hundred percent. But let's think about this now
for a second. Maybe he's actually surprising his wife would
(27:59):
have divorce and going for the X. Wow, So let's
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Have a great day.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
It's sort of in line with what I was saying.
Maybe he's having an affair with the X and she
threatened him, you better let me come to that party.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I'm gonna tell everybody.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
So wait a second, Like that's a that's a terrible
person to review the affair.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
There's terrible people in the world. So he's remarried now,
but he's having an affair with the X and he's
still with his wife. But he wants to dump the
wife and go back to the X. I didn't say
he wanted to dump her.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
I just said he's having an affair with the X,
or maybe she threatened him, you better let me come
to that party.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I'm gonna tell everybody what we're doing. It could be
some weird like Days of our Lives. General Hossein was weird.
I like how the callers said, we'll see how it goes.
Like we're gonna keep track of this every Tuesday next week,
Katie in the car, What do you think, Katie?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I think the husband is the a hole, but I
think the X is a bigger a hole for actually
showing up.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Yeah, that's me. I'm not going to that party.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
We have two a holes here.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
Yeah, definitely, some people pay at I think they both are. Yeah,
it's more of an a hole. But telling her she
ruined her own party because it wasn't her fault.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
It was his.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, that was nasty.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
It's my party and I'll.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Bitch it's a sad state of affairs.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
What if it was like I hope it wasn't a
milestone birthday too, like a fortieth or something.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
With a big oversized gold balloons. Yeah, four zero or
in a zero.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Those are generally the most popular for thirtieth birthdays. A
few years ago, I did a very extensive study of
photos on dating apps to see what the female equivalent
of the guy holding the fish photo was. It's the
golf swing video, by the way. But I analyzed hundreds
of profiles, and I did find that the thirtieth balloons
were also very high up there in ranking.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You took a deep dive on that, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I have hundreds of screenshots of people's dating profiles on
my Every once in a while, I go back through,
like twenty twenty one, I'm like, who all these people? Oh,
it's the it's the Broad's love x y Z. These
bosses kids have.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Classic the things that you do while you're not giving
out trick or treat candy, you know, you just the
things they're stoned in bed.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Oh, just don't be jealous. You weren't there for it, Okay,
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