You Stole

Have you ever used the self checkout at the supermarket, walked out with your purchase, only to realize one or two items might have "slipped through the cracks? Or, maybe you've chosen not to scan something at the register to save yourself a dollar. Chuck and Tyler discuss the pros and cons of the self checkout line in today's "Am I the A-Hole."

Speaking of cracks, the butt doctor says butt wipes are bad for your butt. (Use a bidet!)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the WCX catches law dot Com studio.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
More than the best show in the in the morning, it's.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
The Chuck Nolan Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, what is going on here?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Boston's classic rock all right with Danielle Murr.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
She won't give you candy, She'll scare the living crap
on you, Giant.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Rag and Tyler.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
The world has gone mad.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Kyler, stop being a big cryvy.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
You are a horrendous person.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Good Chuck Nolan Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
The ratings just came out. Apparently we're number one. Guys
are into feet picks. You're looking at it from a
person with the penis perspective. I don't walk my dog
naked anymore.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I told you that on one hundred point seven WCLX.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I don't care. Boston a Monday, Monday. Monday Monday gets
here quick, doesn't it? My god? I feel like I
just walked out of here on Friday. Do you have
a good weekend? Everybody have a good weekend? Great weekend?
Actually yeah, Pelosi the French, Yes, it's freezer. My god.
I put up Christmas lights on Saturday forever? What did

(01:09):
you do up the whole house of just the pushes?
I do this tree my daughter lights it. When I
do this tree. It's a giant tree. I gotta get
the extension ladders and all this kind of thing and
careful look ridiculous, all without a doubt. You're doing the gutters.
I almost No, I'm doing a tree, not the gutters.
The tree. Yeah, just one tree, that's it. It's so huge.
All right, that's good. You need a pole, is what
you need. I have an extension pole that I have

(01:31):
to with a hook. It's got a hook on it, yes,
all right, and I have to bungee cord another pole
to it and step on that step of the ladder.
It says, don't step here and reach as high as
I can. But of course the power lines are right there.
I can see the neighbors looking out behind the curtains.
Is he gonna make it?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
There?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
He goes, he's doing that again. A dude, you're gonna
eat it one of these years. Make careful. I shouldn't
be doing that. You know what's great about living in
the city to do there? Yeah, the city puts up
lights for you.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
No need beautiful walk outside, it's over to decorate. Damn,
it's cold again. We're vortexting again. Tough morning, especially on
a Monday too. I could deal with it if it
was Friday, that is true. It'll be much better if
it was Friday, that is true. But we have some
some things to warm your heart to. Creed is coming
to Mohican Sun December thirtieth, Mary Creed. Miss everybody. What

(02:23):
you did our first Classic Rock challenge at seven ten.
Not only get the tickets, but you qualify for the
backstage meet and greet and a room for the night
at Molgan Sun. We'll announce that grand prize Friday afternoon
with Kenny Young. That's cool. Yeah, good stuff. So we
need a good challenge for that, Yes, and an equally
good challenge for a ten. Motley Crue with Hometown Boys

(02:45):
Extreme opening up. Yeah, you want to see Extreme more
than you want to see Motley Cruez. Say at this
point say it's Extreme kills man. They still have it.
They're getting better as they get older. Motley Crue still great,
Vince Neil. So much thing is when you go to
Motley Cruz show, you gotta work because you're doing most
of the singings over the crowd. He needs a little

(03:07):
They're at the Infinity Center on August first, so that's
at eight ten. Let's go do it spin Doctors from
CLX Happy Monday.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
It's the download with Danielle on Boston's classic rock Oney
seven WCLX.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Danielle is still vacationing and vacationing well, y see some
of her stuff over the week on Instagram. Did She's
standing in the water on a tie beach. She's got
a bottle of beer in her hands. She turns around,
group behind her gives it wooll party first comment? Who
brings glass to the beach? Yeah, that's a tough one

(03:46):
doing it right? What an intimate gathering of Folks's exactly right.
She having a good time. Skin is getting redder every day.
It's going to be fascinating to see what she looks like.
She must go through a bottle of SPF ninety every day.
She has to. She has to bear Oh my god,
so hot. It's like eighty five degrees extreme humidity every
single day. Meanwhile, we are getting hit with our second

(04:09):
wave of Arctic cold starting today, the complete opposite. Get
that car started early, Frank, that heat today was another
one of those seat warmer and steering wheel warmer days.
Screaming wind. I got pushed all over the road and
I'm laying in here. Yeah, a single digits during the
morning commute. Temperature readings only in the low twenties, which

(04:31):
is where we are right now. And actually it's going
to go down over the course of the day. Yeah,
it's getting worse. Yes, So I don't think it's going
to crack ten for like wind show, brilliant sunshine, bit
of a breeze, but damn cold. Yeah, it's like and
it's the worst possible day. Why does it have to
be on Monday? You hate that Monday? Then? Why it
just makes it tougher to get into the week. We're

(04:53):
hard New Englanders. Yes, let's go Friday. They've made the
big announcement about the World Cup and all the different
games around the country, including Gillette, Tom Brady, Shank, various celebrities,
Wayne Gretzky, who could not pronounce a single country's name.
It was ridiculous. Some of them are hard man, crack
cow close enough. He's the great one. So when they

(05:17):
were doing this, they can't call it Julette Stadium, so
it's officially Boston Stateium. What the hell is that? Because
there's no advertising in any kind of the world Cup.
They own Boston Stadium. It's like a month the NCAA.
You can't use advertising. I saw that. I thought it
was I thought somebody like but it was a misprint,
Like they don't It's not Boston Stadium. It's Boston Stadium,
very far away from Boston. Yeah. So on Saturday, June thirteenth,

(05:38):
you got Haiti playing Scotland. Had I already heard about
this because my daughter's going to school in Scotland. Yeah.
She went to the qualifying games and the pubs there
and got absolutely writ and people were crying and giving
birth and everything. Because Scotland has not been in the
World Cup in decades. The country fell apart. I've already
got my ticket request to get tickets for the Scotland game.
She's gonna come home for it, she would, all right,

(06:00):
Am I gonna be able to get to no is
you gonna stay for a few days to watch Norway
take on either Bolivia or Iraq. Oh, I don't know
how to who I should pick for that. Then you've
got a few days after that, you got Scotland playing Morocco.
June twenty third, England and Ghana, And then on the
twenty six Norway versus France. We got a lineup, we
get people are already starting to rent out their houses

(06:20):
and apartments for this. Thousands of dollars. Oh god, yeah, money,
huge money. Think about the people who just like charge
like Patriots fans to like park in their driveway. Yes,
like now you can rent out a house for a month,
And the closer you get to the dates for these games,
more desperate fans from around the world are going to be.
The price is thousands of dollars. Up up, up, up up.

(06:41):
If you got a if you've got a good spot
walking distance, you can charge some dough Right, we'll take
that cue a right.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Seven seconds of sports with Tyler Alright.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
First off, Happy belated birthday to the basketball Jesus the
hick from French Lick. Larry legends himself number thirty three.
Larry Bird, my favorite Celtic of all time, turned the
Big six' nine. Yesterday really, yes oh my, god he's
on the cusp of seventy is knocking on seventy's. DOOR
a let's talk about the team he used to play.

(07:16):
For The. Celtics Jalen brown scored Thirty Derek white scored twenty.
Seven celtics beat The raptors one twenty, one one thirteen
yesterday In. Toronto they made it interesting. THOUGH i was watching.
Again they get these twenty three point leads and they're
cruising and then all of a sudden they're. Losing toronto
went on a thirty four to ten run over a
ten minute. Stretch irre. Godless The celtics won their fifth

(07:37):
straight and seven of their last, eight going from tenth
to third place in just the last two. Weeks that's
not too. Shabby, oh they get a few days off
and they play The bucks In milwaukee On. Thursday The
bruins beat The devils On saturday four to. One they're
back on the ice tomorrow night In Saint louis against The.
Blues puck drops at, eight and we have our first
Words charlie, McAvoy since he took off one hundred mile

(07:57):
an hour slap shot right to the, kisser we were
in trouble.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
There you don't REALLY i never taken one, before but
you don't take a slapshot to the.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
John.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
YEAH i knew right AWAY i was in some, trouble
he described at the last millisecond seeing it. Coming, yeah
so you have your mind has time to process the
fact that this is not gonna Be, yeah the rest
of my day is gonna. Suck then picking up his
teeth off the.

Speaker 9 (08:22):
Ice.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Ice he's out. There he's looking, good he's feeling. Good
he's getting. Better he's gonna gain some. Weight, back lost
a lot of weight because everything had to go into a.
Blender he said he lost like ten pounds or twenty.
Pounds that's twenty. Pounds, yeah it's all. Right he'll be.
Back everybody. Relaxed Macca boy'll be. Back The pats are
enjoying the bye. Weeks let's run through a quick hit
list of highlights From week fourteen in THE. Nfl two

(08:42):
big injuries this, Week colt's Quarterback Daniel jones suffered a
season ending achilles tear in Zach ertz with the injury
of the season so far in my, Opinion did you
just see? THIS i didn't see you were. Describing it's
his leg bent back like a. Boomerang it's not supposed
to go that. Way absolutely gruesome to be a torn
acl and quite, frankly it looked like a career. Ender

(09:03):
it was that, bad, Dude it was really really. Bad
The chiefs lost to The texans last, night dropping them
to six and, seven ending their run of nine CONSECUTIVE
Afc west, titles twelve year playoff of, streak and dropping
their chances of making the. Playoffs it's only twelve percent this.
Year oh, Well travis is marrying a, billionaire so he'll be.
Okay he's Hitting Taylor swift on a Regular he's. Okay

(09:24):
The taylor's the, steeling The, tailors The steelers ignoring the
noise and Getting Mike tomlin a. Win they beat The
ravens and move into first, place and THE afc. Not
it's everybody's going For tomlin now they're in first. Place
The bill scored three touchdowns on the fourth. Quarter they
beat The bengals. Yesterday they're now two games behind The
pats in THE Afc east with a big match up
here At. Jillette was a great game in the. Snow
oh that was so. Good the upset of the day

(09:46):
belonged to The. Saints they beat The, buccaneers who are
now in a tie for first place with The panthers
in THE Nfc. South The jaguars move into first place
in THE Afc south after blowing off The. Colts YES i,
said The jaguars are in first. Place what a crazy,
Year what a weird year this has. Been and, finally
it is my privilege to announce that The New York
jets playoff drought now turns fifteen years. Old Happy. Birthday

(10:12):
it's A New york. Tradition, yes unlike any other that's.
Sports I'm tyler and this is The Chuck Nolan Morning
show on the LEGENDARY.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Zx it's The Chuck Nolon Morning.

Speaker 10 (10:22):
Show I'm Boston's Classic bax and.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wherever you rock in the free world with The Free iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
App we have The Chuck Nolan Morning show health segment coming.
Up just in, time Because tyler's the only PERSON i,
know aside from my father in law that uses those
wet white things TOILET i Wish danielle's she uses him.
Too they're really bad for. YOU i didn't know. This
he thought it was really good for. You, no this

(10:52):
doctor has come out and said it's really bad for.
You and just before we do that story works for
big toilet. Paper just before we do that, story and
starting to lose my oxygen right now Because tyler just
sprayed that air stuff clean off his laptop and all
the dead skin and bits of toenail from when he

(11:12):
clips his tone in the. Air it's all flying up
in the. ERA i can't breathe right. NOW i can't.
Trauma Queen, jesus the dangers of wet wipes coming up
From boston's Classic. Robel it's The Chuck Nolan Morning, Show

(11:34):
danielle on, Vacation Tyler, pelosi were all hanging out here
on A monday and before the coffee hits him and
works its. MAGIC i want you to hear this story.
NOW i remember it was like two years. Ago my
father in law Upstate New, york very, nice elderly gentleman
calls up all ups having all these plumbing. Issues it's
like everything is backing, up there's stuff coming out of the.
Shower what? What what is going?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
On?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Like you gotta call a, Plumber you gotta call like
rotoruter or. Something turns out he had a fat burg
under his. House what fat? Burg? What it's like an?
Iceberg but it's all wet wipes that he's been. Using
and you're not supposed to flush those things, down even
though they say on the package it's, Okay oh that's.
True you can't flush them you. CAN'T i. Know it

(12:18):
does say on the. Package stop. Them, yeah, yeah you
freaks me. Out you can't because they just ball. Up,
YEAH i. Stopped it cost him a lot of money
get that thing taken care. Of i'm sure it. Did
so if it's doing that to his, PIPES i wonder
what it's doing to his. Pipes What's, well let's find,
out Doctor. Butthole, well there's his. Story there's this story

(12:38):
THAT i believe you brought to our. Attention it's from
any an anal. Doctor AND i want to know at what,
point surgeon an anal, Surgeon at what point is when
you're a child, perhaps and you get interested in medicine
and you think you know WHAT.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I want in the.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Operation, YEAH i don't want to be a heart. SURGEON
i want to concentrate. Here so this guy, SAYS i
see ninety people a week in my. OFFICE i would
say one third of all the people coming through are
coming in from wet wipe induced. Issues, yeah seduced. Induced
the chemicals the wet wipes are soaked in cause the,
issue they can negatively affect the microbiome of the surrounding.

(13:18):
Area we have good, bacteria we have bad, bacteria but
they are in. Homeostasis they were in. Equilibrium wet wipes
screw that up in a really bad. WAY i did
not know any of. This, dermatitis bacterial. Infections does that
feel like when that gets? Infected, hemorrhoids? Fissures, oh fungal.

(13:39):
Growth that's. It your homeostasis is oft times it's completely.
OFF i just started using, these probably like over the.
SUMMER i THINK i, remember because you couldn't sit in
a chair. Still we were JUST i, KNOW i don't
know even. KNOW i gotta be, Honest i'm trying to think.
BACK i don't even know WHY i started in the first.
PLACE i know why you did because he's such A german.

(14:01):
Pho you're a you're freaked out about. Anything, yeah well
this is. True but why DID i take so long
to do with paper on the seat at? Home when
you do you? Hover, No, Now i'm not that. Talented
trust the, quads all? Right so you were doing, this
but then you stop because you heard that if you
flush them it's gonna Screw. WELL i stopped flushing them

(14:21):
because you guys freaked me out about. That so why
didn't you just like fold them up and put them
in a. Bed here's the thing with it with the,
Wipes LIKE i only use it as in. Addition, yeah
like at the, end LIKE i used regular toilet paper
and THEN i finish off with a, wipe just to
make sure it's all nice and clean like a. Buff,

(14:42):
yeah it's pretty much what it. Is, Yeah i'm throwing
them away NOW i only have one pack. Left i'm
so this is based on. This i'm throwing everything. Over
this is kind of like a wax on wax off. Situation,
yeah do. This it's like some sort of an asbestos.
Situation and you're in the downstairs. Area you're gonna get
that all taken care of it if you get that
second code done. Yet i'm just working on it right.
Now i'm over here trying to live a good. LIFE

(15:05):
i Think i'm doing the right. Thing and THEN i
got Doctor butthole over here telling me that when you
weren't flushing, Them i'm gonna die from what were you
doing with? Them did you have like a stop and
shop bag in the. BATHROOM i throw them in the
garbage like in the. Kitchen, oh just to GET i,
mean but you also have to really, again it's like
a diaper. GENIE i should have a. Type you know

(15:27):
what IF i was going to continue using, Them you
guys can buy me one For, christmas buy for the baby. Shower,
yeah it's a check morn morning show On Boston's Classic
rock one point seven w Z lx.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Forgets you're listening done your cheap on the Free iHeart radio.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
App remember we got that new phone number you can use.
Anytime Oh hot And crispy eight seven seven six seven point.
Seven help us. Out daniel's not. Here we need somebody
to fill the. Void that would be. YOU a lot
of music news over the. Weekend we Have billy, McFarland
The Fire festival at is this? Guy follow up to?

(16:05):
That this guy is a treat the hilarity of. You
Kiss Cut, Metals Kisscut, Metals we'll get some cool. Stuff
Kiss Scott, metals turn it. Up award winning, Band, Yes Kissing.
Tuxedos you get the story coming. Up even if you

(16:30):
don't like, documentaries you have to watch the documentary on
the twenty Seventeen Fire. Festival it is so GOOD. Tv
this festival put on by this fraudster Of billy McFarland's
who actually went to jail for like five. Years, yeah
he was in the clink for a, while six. YEARS
i don't know how, long but he was. Out he
ripped off so many. People this was supposed to be

(16:51):
a humongous concert. Event people spent thousands and thousands of
dollars for luxury, accommodations what have. You none of it.
Happened failure of epic. Proportions it was so. Good you
got to check out the. Document great. Doc so he
did his, time got out and he put together another
festival called The Phoenix, festival which they had over the.

(17:13):
Weekend was on an island off Of, honduras very small,
Island and it was fascinating to follow him On instagram
because He's as he got closer and closer to the,
show he became more. Frantic here he, is and half
an hour before it started On, Saturday.

Speaker 11 (17:29):
Tennis is going live exactly.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Thirty. MINUTES i can't tell you.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Everything we see her here.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Soon you think he's under the influence of he, said
trying to build the hype. Anything all the social comments were,
great guys being, like, OH i want to watch the
live stream just to watch how bad it. Is, yes
and you Think i'm guaranteeing. You this Guy billy McFarland
probably is counting on people like, that, Right, yeah, curiosity

(17:58):
you want to work the, carcraft you want to watch
the car. Wreck here's the opening.

Speaker 12 (18:02):
ACTS i thought, was, oh no, name girls singing to A.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Dj no idea who that. Is if you watch the,
video it's like there's literally no one in front of the.
Stage the stake just, empty just. Grass it's the stage
looks like a tiki hut that you could hear construction
like minutes before they started. This oh my, god, guys
don't believe we're going live at thirty minutes. Goofball the

(18:37):
total number of, attendees artists and staff was around three hundred.
People AND i think you really put staff in capital. Letters,
yeah so many people you had to, well if you
had to say, it two hundred people the staff and
event now minus that from the.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Total, yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
EXACTLY i would watch the intimate. Show it's very Very,
yeah somebody's singing in the. Back george's gonna have a
great story. Though she performed what she'll probably be the
Next Taylor, swift and she's gonna tell her. Story she
started her that's the documentary and The. Phoenix there was nobody.

(19:16):
There there was nobody. There if anybody has webstream, statistics
please send them to please The Chuck, show BECAUSE i
want to. Know over the, weekend The Kennedy Center Honors
President trump hosted this year and one of the honorees
was the Band, kiss the incredible rock Band.

Speaker 13 (19:38):
Kiss Paul, Stanley Gene, Simmons Peter chris And Ace, frehley
who now is resting in, peace and his beautiful daughter
is here, too accept the.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Award thank you very, much thank you for being. Here you.
Go there's someone playing the xylophone behind. HIM i don't
know what that, was but then he presents the metal to,
them and it's just. Funny See Paul stanley And Jeane simmonson,
tuxedos And gene is wearing sunglasses of, course and he
has that black helmet of. Hair it is a. Helmet.

Speaker 14 (20:09):
SHUCK i want to tell you it was a, terrific
terrific honor to be In, washington D. C and to
The White house to receive the, honor AND i just
want to say it was surreal for many, reasons but
mostly it's not often THAT i am in the man
in the room wearing the least amount of.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Makeup, congratulations very proud of. You you know what didn't you?
Say BECAUSE i didn't watch any of, it SO i
was sleep behind my sunglasses as, Well so don't ask me.
Anythings it wasn't like a Regular Kennedy center honors like
he did it in The Oval. Office he did in
The Oval, office presented the medals On. Saturday everybody was dressed,
up dressed to the. Nights but the awards themselves were

(20:45):
held last night and. Recorded AND i think it's going
to be showing at a future. Date And sly got his, too,
right he did. So foster, stillone and he looks, puffy
didn't you? Say he looks like a wax. Figure he's
puffy man the, FACE i don't. Know the kiss and
this alone with kiss is just a whole weird. Thing
there is a there is a wax. Museum still, Yeah

(21:05):
stallone looks like a caricature Of. Stallone it just kind
of does his. FACE i don't know what he's done
to his face a. Lot he has been a few. Things,
YEAH i don't get. It, YEAH i mean what would
he have looked like if he hadn't done? Anything could
it have been any worse than. That do you know
WHAT i? Mean at his, age he would just like
to he'd look like a nice Older italian. GENTLEMAN i,

(21:26):
mean that's what he would look. Like and Don't italian gentleman?
Age well we, Do, Okay i'm doing all. Right moving, On,
hey sadday anniversary. Today John lennon was killed forty five
years ago, today And america learned about it From Howard
cosell On Monday night. Football, yes The patriots playing The.
Dolphins it was a really boring, game two bad teams,

(21:47):
playing and this news came. Across and the story goes
That howard didn't want to do this during the game
because the game is. Sacred Frank gifford had to talk
him into, it, saying this is a huge. Deal OH
i didn't know. That, yeah you have to say, this
and he didn't want to do, it So frank had
to talk him To the producers had to talk him into.
It so you can tell How frank introduces, this hands

(22:09):
it off To. Howard frank is, like this is really.
Important three suckets. Remaining John smith is on the, line
AND i don't care what's on the. Line, howard you
had got to say what we knowing to.

Speaker 15 (22:19):
Do, yes we have to say. It remember this is
just a football. Game no matter who.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Wins all. Loses an unspeakable.

Speaker 15 (22:28):
Tragedy confirmed to us BY Abc news In New York,
City John lennon outside of his apartment building on The
west side Of New York, city the most, famous perhaps
of all of The, beatles shot twice in the back
rush The Roosevelt, hospital dead on.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Arrival, gosh you know there's No howard Co seales. Anymore, no,
no nobody like. Him CAN i, say knowing what you
just told us that, Story, chuck can you hear you Hear?
Franco all? Right we got to say it like he
foisted it on him live on the air, There frank
was realized they weren't. Planned frank was. Pissed it's, like

(23:09):
do this this is. HUGE i Think cosell had no
idea how big this. Was he probably. Didn't he also
wasn't a Big Frank gifford. Fan he hated athletes that
went into. Broadcasting really he did not LIKE i remember
seeing an interview with him once where he Was he
basically went off about how guys like him they go
to broadcasting school and they learned their craft and their,

(23:29):
trade and then these guys come in off the field
who have no idea what they're, doing and then they
go into broadcasting and they become like longtime. Broadcast he hated.
That that's, interesting believe in. IT i don't want. IT
i won't have.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
It.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Exactly that's interesting Because Howard cosell hosted a short Lived
saturday night variety. Show, yeah, exactly which if you're ever on,
YouTube just goofing around look at some of. That it
is so. Bad he is out of his. Element i've
seen those. Videos, yes it's really, weird completely forty five years. Ago, Tonight,
yeah we're gonna celebrate during. Life have a five today
With Chuck, nolan a little. Live John lennon, say With Chuck,

(24:02):
Nolan Kenny, young you don't do afternoons. Anymore, sorry old
habits that, hard, buddy all, RIGHT i got, it all, Right, Kenny.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Kenny The download.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
With danielle is.

Speaker 10 (24:13):
Next it's A Chuck Nolan Morning show on one hundred
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THE wclx catcheslaw Dot com.

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Studios it's The download With danielle On Boston's Classic rock
one hundred and twenty SEVEN.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Wclx danielle's on. Vacation she'll be back Next. Monday. Yeah
where she is over In, thailand it's, sunny, gorgeous eighty
five to ninety. Degrees she's at the beach right now
where we, are most beautiful sunsets of all. Time we
get our Second arctic blast coming through right. Now. Again it's.

(24:48):
FALL i know it is. EARLY i know It's december
and all, that but it's. Early they said it was
going to be brutal this. Year they weren't, lying they were.
Right it's that farmer's. ALMOND i told, you, man last
winter almost broke. Me this could be the, one could
be the. One i'd, Say i'm out of, here moving
South windshills single digits for the drive in temperature readings

(25:08):
only in the. Twenties but it's going to drop over
the course of the. Afternoon it's getting. Worse, yes we're
not going to get anywhere beyond the. Twenties brilliant, sunshine
bit of a, breeze not as bad as the wind
over the. Weekend but here we. Go why on A
monday of all the days to do? This why are
we being? Punished why do we live? Here what did we.

(25:28):
Do let's talk about the. Summertime, Yeah Gillette stadium or
SHOULD i Say Boston stadium's, Deficuls, oh say it. Wrong
they've announced the Seven World cup games coming To Gillette.
Stadium the first game is going to Be, Saturday june,
thirteenth that classic matchup Of haiti Versus, scotland and you
have to get tickets for.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
It.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Now my daughter's Watching scotland play their way into The
World cup over In, edinburgh and she sent me videos
of these pubs, exploding people going, bananas, Crazy scottish people
saying you can't understand what they're saying right, accent but
they were losing their minds Because scotland has not been
in The World cup for. Decades so this is. Huge,

(26:10):
yeah big, deal big. Deal a lot of games. Too
you got From june thirteenth all the way to What
june twenty. Sixth you Got norway playing Either bolivia Or.
Iraq we'll have to wait for that. One you Got
scotland In, Morocco england And, Ghana norway And. France big.
Deal rent out your, place you can make thousands and
thousands of. Dollars, yeah people living down In foxboro And

(26:32):
mansfield and make some. Money and if you haven't already
participated in the earlier draw for, tickets you have to
sign up and create A FIFA id on the. Website
follow these sign up procedures to try to get. Tickets
good luck with, That, yeah. Goodne tickets are going to be.
Expensed good luck with. That all, Right, pelosi we got.
It you're not gonna be able to find At boobozaela

(26:53):
anywhere in the. Area they're all gonna be sold. Out
AS i, Mentioned danielle is In thailand right. Now this
headline just coming across Thy land launches air strikes Against
cambodia as deadly border clashes. Reignite. Her mom's gonna freak.
Out what you're, Right you're, right she's far, away you do. That,

(27:14):
worry don't worry, mom or she's, fine she's, Fine she's.
Fine daniel's gonna be texting us in about ten. MINUTES
i shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
One point seven seconds of sports With tyler.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Stop, speaking my mom? Nervous all, Right happy belated birthday.
Too the one and only the hicic From french Lick.
Wow the Basketball jesus says we like to call, Him
larry legends. Himself how old thirty, three hanging up in the,
raptors beautiful six', nine yesterday this Is the, Gronk Yesterday,
Larry bird. Happy birthday My favorite celtic of, all time

(27:48):
no doubt. About It, current celtics let's talk. About them
one twenty one one thirteen win Yesterday. In Toronto jaylen
brown put. Up thirty they made it wicked. Interesting, though
yeah he blew a twenty three point lead in the.
Second half they get these huge leads in the middle of.
The game, you're, like oh they're cruising out and then
they fall behind the like fall asleep after. A while
toronto went on a thirty four to ten run over

(28:10):
a ten. Minute stretch, either way it. Didn't matter celtics
won their fifth straight seventh of their. Last eighth they've
gone from tenth to third place In the east over
the last. Two weeks who. It's awesome they did. It
quietly they get a few, days off then back at
it Against the Bucks in Milwaukee. On thursday we Got
a charlie. McAvoy sighting, he's alive, he's well, he's blessed,

(28:30):
he's grateful and here's what he had to say after
taking a slap shot right in, THE mug i. Knew
something we were in.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Trouble there you DON'T really i never taken, one before
but you don't take a slap shot to.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
The, JOHN yeah i knew RIGHT away i was in.
Some trouble, oh man he's so screwed up picking teeth
up off. The ice he looks, good though he just
got that scar. FACIAL surgery a little. Rough, talk yeah, he,
IS like i don't really want to move. My face
he's eating a lot, of soup lost twenty. Pop pounds Imagine,
over thanksgiving everybody's just. Pigging out they're putting some turkey

(29:05):
and gravy into a blender form through. A straw that's
like a turkey Shake.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
On.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Thanksgiving man, all Right the pats had the, Bye week
so let's run through a quick hit list of Highlights
from week fourteen IN. The nfl very. Exciting week the two.
Big injuries this was not exciting for. A Quarterback daniel
jones suffered a Season Ending. Achilles taale colts are going
to be in a rough shape. Going forward colts were
to him. Well too they were. Crushing it now they're in.
Second Place zach ertz tight end For, the commanders took

(29:31):
a hit that to me looked like a. Career ender.
HIS leg i mean it bent back like. A BOOMERANG
do i want to see? THE video i can't believe
you haven't. Seen it it's been all over the interwebs.
And stuff. It's bad they believe it's a Torn ACL
like i said, to me looked like a. Career, ender awful.
Awful Hit the chiefs lost To the texans, last night
dropping them to six. And seven that ends their run
of NINE Consecutive afc. West titles it ends their twelve

(29:55):
year playoff streak because they only have like a twelve
percent chance to make. The PLAYOFFS now, I know i
feel So ba oh. No More Patrick mahomes insurance. Commercials
Bummer the steelers ignore the noise And Get mike tomlin
to win after a weekend of people wanting him to.
Get Fired, fire tomlin. Fire time now they're in first
place IN The. Afc north Shut up. Steelers Fans the

(30:16):
bill scored three touchdowns on the fourth quarter to Beat the.
Bengals yesterday they're now two games Behind the pats and
on their way Here to gillette on someday that's gonna
be a. Good game but they wouldn't flex that game
out because they weren't cowboys in. Prime, time again a.
Meaningless game don't look at gift horse in. The mouth
we get to watch that. Whole game we get to.
Watch it but what a. Huge game that is the

(30:36):
game of. The, WEEKEND yes i think the upset of
the day belonged To. The saints they Beat the buccaneers
and we're now in a tie for first place With
the panthers of all teams IN The. Nfc South, the
jaguars who knew this. Was coming they're currently first place
IN The afc south after they blew Out the. Colts yesterday,
and finally, once again it is my privilege to announce
That The New york jets playoff drought is now fifteen

(30:59):
years straw annual tradition out There In new. York graduation
how much BETRAYAL can?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I pick.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
That's Sports i'm tyler and this Is The chuck Noll
The morning SHOW. On zlx we would you look. At
that it's time for The First Classic rock challenge of.
The day we have Tickets for Creed Play mohican Sun on,
december thirtieth not the, thirty first but, the thirtieth the,
day before the Day Before New. Year's eve it's, Great
though so you, do that you stay in, the hotel
and you Stay For New. Year's eve maybe get the

(31:25):
hotel another night on your. Own dime obviously you spend
a whole The Whole New year's EVE bash i see
what you, said there or creed miss as we like to,
call It. Creed miss so if you, win this not
only you get, the tickets you also qualify for the
backstage meet. And greet you get to Talk. To, scott
scott how? You doing why did you have that guy in?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
The?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Wings Uh the cowboys game at halftime he was flying
talking about what was that? All about whose idea? WAS
that i think the road manager is going to come
up to you first, and go don't ask me about
the guy in. The game that's when That's when scott
and nods you and kind of walks past you. Spinal
tap so you get to do the meet and greet
and also you get a room for the Night At.
Mohegan sun it's our. Grand prize we're gonna pick That.

(32:06):
On friday hit a. Blackjack Table ken young announce the
grand Prize winner. Friday afternoon so let's. Get going eight
seven seven six, one seven one hundred. Point Seven The
Classic rock challenge.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Is next Now It's Chucks.

Speaker 10 (32:21):
Prog challenge one hundred point seven W Z.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Lx challenge time On. A monday eight seven seven six,
one seven one hundred. Point seven We have creed tickets
For Mohegan sun, december thirtieth and along with that you
qualify for the backstage meet and greet and then a
room for the night At. Mohegan son get. A room
what do we have?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
For?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Today, pelosi today It's, A, Monday, Masha. Monday masha. Very
simple you gotta give. Us this today's, two songs, two titles.
Two artists you Know what. I'm saying, All right so it's.
VERY easy i think, it's easy and it has kind
of a thematic bit of a festive turn. To it you,
Would say Terrence, from raindom good. Morning morning how are you?

(33:07):
Feeling today i'm?

Speaker 11 (33:09):
Doing great?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
THANK you i, Feel, good tyler you. FEEL good i.
Feel fantastic what's? Feeling good? All right? You ready you
just have to tell us the name of the songs
and who, does them and you're in here we go
for our first Play the monday mashup.

Speaker 11 (33:25):
Style leaping to.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
THE sky i can tag it's a tie and the law.
OF gality i remember. Racing time i'm going, to go.
Go go, That's.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Mistake terrence just jump in. There anytime and that is?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
What song is This? By queen.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
You think?

Speaker 11 (34:04):
About It it's.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Freddie, vocals man it's It's the queen song that you
don't recognize from just the. Title alone you have to.
Hear it so now you're just giving away the. Answers
here He's not you're not gonna let. Him guess i'm,
Just saying i'm giving you. This, pilot wow, Not. You
terrence although we do need, An answer we need. AN answer.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I Think that, oh, man.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Okay what? Is that what? Is that Donna? From plymouth, Good?
Morning jonah.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
How?

Speaker 14 (34:49):
Are?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
You jonna i'm doing good? This morning, all right this
should make you. Feel festive we need the title of
both songs and. The artist that's what you might, all
right what do You? Think donna she's breaking Up? On

(35:13):
donna start?

Speaker 9 (35:14):
Over all is IT all i Want? For, Christmas Ci
mariah Carey. And queen don't stop, Me.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Now tyler she said. It, right yeah can you say.

Speaker 11 (35:28):
What does she?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Say wrong can you say?

Speaker 5 (35:30):
It?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Again yeah about?

Speaker 13 (35:34):
Me now AND all i Want?

Speaker 3 (35:35):
For, christmas yeah she got it that time phone. Dropped
it all the phone dropped the. First, time, okay, no no,
She's good, She's GOOD john. A congratulations there. You go
they're going to get you on. A technicality, a right
your phone's dropping out. Of chase going To see Creed
At Mohegan sun december thirtieth and qualified for the backstage
meet and crete And at room for the Night At

(35:56):
mohegan sun.

Speaker 11 (36:03):
Made the title.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
And, artist bro.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
THAT'S disrespectful i just Love the Yoko own a version.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Of it.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
You were gonna go there just At the University Of john.
LENNON'S definitely.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I know can?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
We know but this is such. A men this is
the part where she's Singing about santa come down the chimney.

Speaker 15 (36:23):
Right here.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
It's the Part Where chuck berry stairs. At it.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
There's BEAUTIFUL.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
Am I the?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
A hole coming up from Z l x.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Seven W z lx?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Right here On The Chuck Nolan, morning show.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Everybody we answer the h, old QUESTION AM i d?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
A whole and if you have an? A whole moment
that needs.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
A solution email the Crew At chuck show AT w zlx.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Dot com we're all feeling the heaviness Of, a monday
but there's somebody out there is feeling more than we
are because they think they may be in. A hole
are they carrying? A burden are they not carrying? A burden,
that's it so help. Him out eight seven seven six seven.
Point seven you can also leave us a talkback on
the free. iHeartRadio app just make sure you. Say something

(37:21):
we just got a talkback that sounded, Like, this tyler
if you only knew the power the dock side of
the force is wrong with. That guy just, A reminder
danielle's not Back. Until monday take it easier if you're putting.
Your SCHEDULE do i want to know what that guy? Was,

(37:43):
doing yeah giving himself A little neil rogering like. The show,
but yeah we. Don't exactly we didn't need to know how.
Much though, all right what's our? Situation today, all right
we get. A guy i think this, guy's crazy but you're.

(38:04):
Telling me? All right THIS is Jd and brookline love.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
The.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Show, Guys OKAY so i was grocery shopping with my
wife over, the weekend and we always use the. SELF
checkout i hate the, self checkout but my wife insists
we use it because she thinks. It's quicker the scanner
is such a pain in. THE ass i get so aggravated.
Every time so Sometimes because i'm, SO annoyed i quote
unquote forget to pay. For something oh the place is

(38:32):
such a, mess anyway no one. Ever NOTICES plus i
only steal, small, stuff like, you know a candy bar
or a. Packet gun. That's all my wife freaks out
EVERY time i, do it and this time she's not talking.
To ME am i the a hole for? Doing this
or is she the a hole for giving me the?
Silent treatment oh she's really angry. About that let me just. Say. It,

(38:53):
theft yeah it's. Going on he's. A thief, I mean
i get aggravated, too sometimes but commit Crimes when. I'm
mad you've never let something slide just a. Little, BIT
no i stole a pack of GUM when i was
like seven years old and my mom. Found out and
maybe go back to the grocery store and give. It
back the humiliation? Amiliation, really yeah.

Speaker 11 (39:12):
The emotion.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
No damage my life of, crime, ended. Right there, hold, again.
Yeah exactly so when you're at the self checkout and
you get like a bag of grapes, or something but
you have to look, It, up yes and you look,
it up you can't. Do It tod by picture and.
Says grapes but there's thirteen, different kinds and one of

(39:34):
them is The imported bolivian grapes that taste like cotton
candy that go for eight dollars, a pound which you
just happened to. Pick up but there's some stealless green
grapes that are like two bucks. A pound do you
accidentally slip and hit? That button it's dishonesty happening in.
THIS world i can't do the. Self CHECKOUT did i fold?
Into pressure do?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
You?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Really yeah you can't steal. From this the ONLY time
i ever do it IS like i did IT at
cvs a couple of. WEEKS ago i literally had. Two
things that, was it, and, LIKE okay i can. Handle
that BUT like i Went to, WEGMANS yesterday i did
a full grocery Shopping and i'm watching these people in
the self. Check out the first, of all the place is.
A disaster it really is. A mess, it's, like well
they have that corral now is like twenty seven of

(40:15):
them where there is got to go through. The shoot
there's a whole bunch, of mess and you've got like
A whole if you're doing like a whole full, grocery
shop you had this tiny little area to. Do it
it's just such a pain and they're, just, going well
it used to be the che checkout wasn't for the full.
Grocery shop the self checkout was a quick. Way out
and now you go in there with a. Full, cart
well it'll still say twenty items, are west but nobody pays.

(40:35):
Attention anymore they're going in there with. Full. Carriage skip you.
Can't skip plus you got to bring in your. Own,
bags due do you bring in Your flowered? WEGMAN'S bag?
I do i have my Two yellow. Wegman's, bags yeah
probably carrying that through the. Parking lot everybody questioning. YOUR
masculinity i feel with the two wheels on it that
you push with the plastic kerchief when you go get.
YOUR grocery i get the small cart with the two.
Yellow bags it's a, little odd but. It's OKAY but

(40:58):
i don't, steal anything? All right so is this guy
an a hole because every now and then out, of,
frustration yeah or just TO have i know what. He's
doing he's trying to get a. Little, victory yes because he's. So,
pissed yeah he's lost at everything. In, life. Yes exactly
i'm gonna give. It up i'm gonna get back. At
them and this this pack. Of rollos they still.

Speaker 11 (41:22):
Make those.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
We just had Them. For halloween THAT'S why i, thought
it because they were. SO good i hadn't had them.
In years remember the jingle you can roll a rollo to.
Your friend it's a. Great song, oh anyway, all right
what do you? Guys think is he an a hole for?
Doing that is his girlfriend an a hole for making him?
Feel bad is she making too big a deal out?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Of it is?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
ANOTHER question, i mean, come on didn't talk to him?
All weekend we're on camera all. Weekend camera. That's true it's.
Another point everything. Is recorded everything, Is. Recorded tyler you
can't get away. With anything everything's in. A documentary everything's.
On camera so tell us a seven seven six one
seven one hundred. Point seven you can leave a talk

(42:02):
back on The free iHeart. Radio app who is the? A?
Hole now back TO am i the.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
A hole It's The Chuck Nolan morning show on one
hundred twenty SEVEN.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
W Zls the tribe is spoken eight seven seven six,
one seven one hundred. Point seven you can leave us
a talk back on The free. iHeartRadio app TODAY'S am
i the a. Whole segment it's stirring passion, Out. THERE
tyler i don't know exactly what's going, on there but

(42:34):
that's that's. So disturbing when you leave a, talk back please. Use, words, okay,
Yeah please god your friends were the side of. The.
Car please this is an interesting factual that goes with our.
Story today according to a, new report twenty seven percent
of people admit to stealing from. SELF checkout i would think.
It's higher. I'M surprised i can't believe people. Do it

(42:55):
twenty seven admit. TO it i mean that seems high.
To it, That's true so the real number Must be. Straordan,
early yeah and wealthy people with a household income of
one hundred thousand dollars or more are more likely to
admit it than people. Making less so our hero today
helps absolutely hates the whole self scanning thing just paying.

(43:17):
For him so since he's been waiting there for, so
long and you got to get the bar code? Just
right WHY can't i get it on this this bag
of this. SALAD bag i got to get. It straight
it's not the frustration. Of there so every now and
then he forgets to pay for something in the carriage slides.
On buy his girlfriend knows what. He's doing she doesn't.
Like it she stopped talking to him. About it she's,

(43:40):
so pissed which means he's probably done this way more
than he's admitting in. This email so obviously he does
it every, single, time probably and he's stealing little things
just for, the record not that that makes it, any
better but a candy bar or a pack of gum
or things. Like that but how many people? Do that
it sounds like a lot. OF people i don't desperate for, A,
win yeah desperate for. A win i'll get there making me.

(44:01):
Do this i'll get back. AT them i don't have
the nerve to do it to, Your exactly randy for
me say, good morning what do? You think?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Good, morning hey this guy's not an, a hole but
he's got to change his game a. Little bit first,
of all he doesn't work for, the supermarket so there's
no need for him to scan his. Own, stuff, uh
definitely go into a, regular line, regular checkout have them,
scan everything pay, for everything and just be done. With
it it's really not that. MUCH longer i.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Can't stand those.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Self checkouts people standing over you.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
That work they want to make sure that you're doing their.
Job correctly get.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
It again i'm, All set i'm.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
All set i'm not saving.

Speaker 11 (44:44):
Any, money right so.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Forget it i'm gonna put them to work and have
it done.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
That way and let's talk about that woman of is
that just stop talking?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
To, him, dumper dumper.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Progressive or, forget it just get rid of.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Her voice married to. A thief I'm with. Randy. Though man,
it's like, you know just go to, the checkout. All
right but sometimes you go to the checkout and you
got the the, family there the family of six that's
doing two weeks worth. Of groceries there's four Boxes A
lucky charms just to get, started there so the whole
thing is. Loaded up you look over at, self checkout

(45:22):
they've got fifteen stations, over there, and yeah but it
sounds like this guy's looking he likes he likes going
the miserable route because It's now it's given hi an excuse. For,
them rollosa.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Isn't?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
It yeah but you know, what, though dude this IS
why i go early in THE like i went like
at eight o'clock in the. Morning yesterday this Is why
danielle goes Like daniel she goes at six in. The
morning she's waiting for the door.

Speaker 9 (45:41):
To.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Open yeesh she's sitting, there, going hello you Guys OPEN
yet i went, in. THERE dude i went right into.
The checkout one guy in front, of me he was just.
WRAPPING up i. Went in the kid that worked the
self the. Checkout yesterday this kid was like. A wizard
he was.

Speaker 11 (45:55):
Less than.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
THREE minutes i, was gone two, bags packed. STAY later
i do like that they bag it for you to
do everything. That terrible they've been taught. By professionals they
know what. They're doing people putting the bread at. The
bottom Tim From, south boston what do you think? About
this how you?

Speaker 16 (46:13):
Doing? GOOD uh I guess i've BEEN the ao couple of.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Times myself.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Get into. The confessional tim, tell us.

Speaker 16 (46:24):
Just not a, life circumstances, you know laid off, from,
work divorce a couple of. Different things it's not. Right
anyway you, slice it but, you know you never know
what someone's. Going through THAT'S what i was taught a long,
time ago you KNOW what. I mean and the self
checkouts and some people's eyes takes away, from jobs, you

(46:44):
know for the isles of the, main aisles you KNOW what.
I mean and that's.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Pretty much that's that's.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
About it it's like self service gas stations took. Jobs
away but it's, it's well like. A technology it, moves
on but it's not. More fun we don't get to save,
any money like. Not easier it's it's just, less cashiers
that's all. IT is i Like that tim confess that
yes he Has stuffed tomahawk's steak down his pants once.

(47:09):
Or twice what are you? Stealing though like what? IT
like i know he's a tach of GUM or i
think it's, you know, you know it's like you're not scanning,
something through you KNOW what. I mean you just push,
it through, YOU know i don't think it's probably there's nothing, to,
grab right you just throw it in. The bag needs a.
Moral victory you Go, to BJ's you get a bunch.
Of stuff they're checking you at the door the, Way

(47:31):
out so give me that receipt and there's somebody there
with a like a sharpie checking, things off looking under. The,
carriage yeah there's this, they're writing they're, putting circles. Weird
symbols what does that? All mean symbols means you're not,
a thief. That's it that sean, good morning good.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Mourning everyone so there's two parts of. This one there's the.
Economic part but by not paying people, to work groceries
don't go up in price. As much and the persons
standing there or is there in case there's, a problem
like you NEED an id for alcohol or something, not
scanning and then the person at the door is there
to actually make sure you didn't. Get overcharged but my
thought about this guy is maybe he's going to the

(48:12):
self checkout line because he likes a little bit of piece,
and quiet so he goes there every now. And then,
know one ne's gonna get the silent treatment from his
food and a.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Little and a. Little treat that's one way to. Do it.
That's interesting that's one way to, do, It kay but
doesn't stealing from the store make prices? Go up by
the way they're, going up whether they hire A, play
yeah if you've learned Anything From Goes After. School special

(48:39):
don't steal? All right if you, do it confess to
us eight seven seven six seven one hundred. Point seven
leave a talk back on the free. iHeartRadio app we're
in the middle OF am i the a hole and
it's a grocery store situation. Self checkout i'm okay. With
him it doesn't. Bother Me if i'm gonna get out of,
There quicker i'm going. To, that nah that's the. Whole
thing it's, about time just, all yet you get, A

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time i'm your whole trip to. The store no matter what.
IT is i want to get out. Of it they
just want to get it done and get out of
there as quickly. As possible so it doesn't. Bother me
let them. Do it that's what they're. There, for really it's.
Their job you have. To, relax children, stand there pay,
for it, you leave. All right so our hero, today
says the self scanning thing is. Just, pain hate absolutely hate.

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The scanner you just since waiting, there forever wait for.
His turn you get up there and everything doesn't price
right and what. Have you if you're getting a bottle
of boosting light's gonna go, on yep you gotta check
the id waiting for. Your flagging, i'm, Like hey i'm,
over here aren't they come? On over what is taking?
So long the caller made a, good Point like i'm.

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Being supervised on the, Way out i'm. Being, supervised yeah you're.
Being POLICED if i wanted the, BAD groceries i go
get a job. Over there like At the wegman's self,
checkout corral they have somebody at the entrance and there's
someone at the other end to the watch. Sides covered
they're watching you and this guy because he says sometimes
he forgets to pay for an item, or two just.

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Small stuff but, his wife he was tired. Of it
she's tired. Of me now she's giving him the silent.
Treat man because it's it's a. Gateway crime before you
know what he's he's knocking Over son. Eco, station yeah
next thing you know is a. Diamond, Heist right so
he wants to know is he the a hole for?
Doing this it's it's his little victory. In life what
it feels very as small as, it is what it

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really pisses off. His wife she doesn't. Like it al
what do?

Speaker 9 (50:29):
You think oh Ho ho sandra is not too happy.
RIGHT now i just. LEFT this i just left a
certain blow store podwiptuff you catch my, drift Right and
sanner is redoing. His WORKSHOP but i had all the
STUFF that. I needed i did the check out thing
And as i'm leaving a goggles did you? Forget something,

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i'm like what do? You mean, she goes let me see,
your lift and like, excuse me and she's, checking OFF but,
i said don't you that's.

Speaker 12 (50:58):
An.

Speaker 9 (50:58):
INSULT think i couldn't. BELIEVE it i was.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Taken back it.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
WAS what i couldn't. Believe it did you miss? Something?
Accidentally al, absolutely no.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
ABSOLUTELY not i paid one. Hundred percent i'm there all,
the TIME and i couldn't. BELIEVE it i was. TAKEN
back i was. Really insulted why do?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
You think why do you think she made? THE accusation i.

Speaker 9 (51:17):
DON'T know i have no IDEA because i, was, like
no doing it through and then, she goes you? Forget something,
i'm like what are you? Talking about and she. WENT
away i gave it.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
A list she's checking it off with, a pen, checking
twice finding out if. You're naught is that where this?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
IS going.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I think OL's a shitty. Looking dude so that's why
they checked. Him Out. Checked alice al's at the, hardware
store trying to walk out with a dishwasher on. HIS
back i paid. FOR everything i. Don't know it's one.
Of them little orange stick is on, It right Steve,
from canon, Good, morning hey good.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Morning guys hey JESUS if, i knew that's all it
took to had my wife not talk to me.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
YEARS ago i was waiting for somebody, to sit and there.
It is you knew, my wife and there. It is, Thank.
You steve let's check out some of the talkbacks here
on the free.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
iHeartRadio app he's the ale because even little bits of
stealing make grocery prices raise.

Speaker 17 (52:22):
For everyone.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
But, come on who hasn't?

Speaker 6 (52:26):
Done it she's saying an ale for making a big
deal over a candy bart or a pack.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
OF gum i really do think everybody. Does this ninety people.
DO this i really do Believe that jackie st that
people that jumped off. The bridge would you jump off a?
BRIDGE too, i KNOW but i JUST think i. Don't
know something happens to people in. That, line no IT'S
like i got charging me. THIS much i have to have.
A victory you start sitting there and it's all going through.

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Your head you're under the. Fluorescent, lights yes. Too much
it's you're waiting and then you have to do math
and touch. The screen is it just? Too tempting and
it's ALSO all i don't have my. OWN bags i
forgot to, bring them so you're gonna charge me a
nickel for paper bags for. Each one so that justifies.
Stealing it i'm not saying. It justifies i'm just saying

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people think that stealing a little container of vice breakers
what are? You doing they think that's? Exactly IT why
i think it's. A victory is that what?

Speaker 11 (53:25):
It?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
IS yeah. I don't i just don't understand how stealing.
It comes the answer. It's not but it's just like
getting one over on. The, man yeah it's. Human, NATURE
no i. Get That look i'm not A boy scott by.
Any stretch but it's still. It's, stealing yeah it's you're committing.
A crime it is because you're aggravated that your wife
is making you go to. The checkout what are? We
doing this is what. We've become this is what.

Speaker 17 (53:48):
We've Become if i'm hearing this wrong or what but stealing.
IS wrong, i mean we shouldn't be. Doing, that yeah
it is what. It is if you're gonna, do it
you're gonna. DO it i guess it's your. Own person
you guys are talking about, self checkout saying that self checkout.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Is wrong have the have the people bag.

Speaker 17 (54:07):
It up if you're gonna go and do your, own
shopping and you can bag up your.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Own stuff so don't.

Speaker 17 (54:13):
Don't, don't uh don't knock the self.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Checkout, Line guys, come.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
On what are?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
You doing you take it away? A job? All right
SO if i go if something's wrong with my CAR
and i go to, the mechanic WHY don't i just fix?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
It?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Myself, then yeah. That's ridiculous why don't you fix your?
Ice machine? All right? Let me is there anybody on
the show that candy in? Any way wait say. For
me so you get, your groceries you go out to,
the car you load. It up you've got your? Grocery
carriage do you leave it? Right there next dome already
bring it to the the. Carriage corral let me tell.
You Something the Wegmans in MEDFORD that i go, TO

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regularly i make it a point to park right near
one of those little, carriage things so that way actually
put my. Bags in, all good put the, CARRIAGE away
i walk out of. THE feeling a lot of people don't.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Do that.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
I'm respectful and the people who don't do, it, say
well it's somebody's job to. Do IT if I if
i do, that myself someone's losing. A. Gin, no, no
no they're out there collecting. And organizing there's plenty of
carriages to. Be moved you gotta get it out of.
The way get it out of, the way goes in.
ITS spot i gotta, TELL you i walk it back to.
The door Sometimes if i'm that close to, the parks like,
close enough. That's insane but if you park close enough,

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the door you bring it right back to the front
door and puts good boy. From me you nice parking
next to. The door whoever gets a chance to park
next to, The, door yeah well that's not here early in.
THE morning i can't just. No stealing this. Is ridiculous. Stop,
STEALING yeah i agree, with that, all right It's steal
what are? We doing it's the? Golden, Rule okay i'm

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just saying some people every now and then we'll think
of tike tags. Or something, JUST oh I didn't i
didn't know that there's other ways you can, relieve stress,
All right look at the guy that's heavy breathing, over
there do something. Like that stop. Stealing things cat breaks.

Speaker 11 (55:53):
Over here.

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