May 6, 2025 • 7 mins
During Hour #1 of The Cruz Show on 5/6- In Chisme, Jackie told us about Kendrick getting a shout out on SNL + we played back some funny hotline calls
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, this is Lam and you're checking out the
Cruise Show podcast. Make sure to subscribe, rate and check.
Real Naty two three LA is new home for hip hop.
Cruise Show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We're in here with your chance to pick your ticket
to see Kendrick Lamar Chris Brown.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Your next chance to win is at three pm.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Stay right there, Nico Blitz and to mix your Nico Yo.
Cheese Man is on the way as well, JACKI yourmres,
what do you got yo?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Speaking of Kendrick lamartin, I think he needed to snl
kind of what kind of? I'll let you guys know more?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Up next to the cheese are you gonna find out?
I madel, Stay right.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
There, don't move. That cheese man is up next. Nico
Blitz back in the Mixed Cruise Show Real nine two three.
Let's go, I try, Jack, I promise yo. Real naty
two three LA is new home for hip hop as
good as the Cruse Show. We're here with your chance
to pick your ticket to see Kendrick Lamar, Chris Brown,
the Breezy Ball gr next tour.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Take your pick.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Your next chance to win is at three pm, and
you should know that every hour from six am to
six pm. Real naety two three is giving you a
shot at one thousand dollars with that bank grow bon.
It says cash all day. Your next chance to win
is five minutes away. Nico Blitz and to mix Nico, what.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
A god.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Has an equal? Hey, the headlines, the gossip to see
that's that cheese man Jack your marries was good.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So this past weekend, SNL's host for the second time
was Abbot Elementary star and creator Quinta Brenson, and she
is hilarious. I love her. And in her opening monologue,
she was talking about being short, because she's notoriously known
for being short. She even shouted out a few short people.
Let me let me see if you guys can catch.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
This literally because you're only four eleven.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, that's right, I'm short.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They even tried to cast me as a kid on
Abbit Elementary and I wrote that. So shorties tonight, this
one's for us.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You can do anything.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You can flip like the moan the Olympic Super start
war with Drake.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yale.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah I'm short, you know, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You know, it's even crazier that that's not how to
cut out of Kendrick and had his height right next
to him.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He's five five, No, he's really five five. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Some own Biles is four eight and they even shut
it out Tom Holland, who's five seven, which I think
is kind of tall, but then that's when it is tall.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah. I'm five to six, five seven. Maybe dog, you
kill the Kendrick Air Force ones. I'm five seven. There's
foot on five six.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Shout out to DJ Leslie, who's what four eleven?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
She's like four eleven. I'm five feet, so we're a bunch.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Of four eleven. Yeah, you four. We can get measuring.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm measuring tapeout right now. I'm five feet.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I promise you like being short. I don't like being short, man.
I gotten used to it. I was called the Batique
King the other day. Dog, that's crazy. I hate it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Remember cheezing at the top of the hour every hour
here in.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
The cruse Showy JACKI emia She's man. Has brought to
you by the official Injury Attorneys to the Cruise Show
DTLA Law Group. Text the words injury help anytime twenty
four hours a day. That's injury help to four zero
two twenty two for a free case review DTLA Law Group.
That's family right there, Nico Blitz back in the mix.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Let's get it more.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hip Hop Now Real nine two three Turn this up,
Yo Real ninety two three LA is New Home four
hip Hop's the Cruise Show with your chance to pick
your ticket to see Kendrick Lamar Chris Brown. Your next
chance to win is at three pm. Stay right there
also in fifteen minutes. In fifteen we have your tickets
to see o j Z Kling for real for real?
Oh three Grido anymore? Who wants to smoke Tour? Just
be called it ten as soon as you hear geek
a leak by o j Z and those tickets are
(03:15):
yours at eight six six two four six eight ninety
two three Stay right here to win, don't go nowhere,
Hey Real ninety two three LA is New All for a.
Hip Hop's a cruise show you know in here with
your chance to pick your ticket to see kender Lamars
says at the GNX Tour or the Breezy Bowl see
Breezey Chris Brown.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Your next chance to win is at three pm. Stay
right here. I know you got your mind made.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I've you ready to choose right in ten minutes, we
have your tickets to see O j Z Kailing for Real,
for Real, oh three greedo manymore. Who wants to Smoke?
Tour just be called it ten as soon as you
hear geek a leakd by O j Z. Yup, Nico Bliz,
what else you got coming up?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
My jay?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
What up?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's soul?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, Hey, we got some hotline calls coming up, Garcia.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What do we got?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, They're gonna consist of a lot of feedback on
what we're doing on the show, the questions of the day.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We love when you chime in and have an opinion.
We got all o.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
You know what they say about opinions, right, Yes, they're
just like what like you know?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Do you know what? All right, We're gonna get it right.
Anyone has what? Everyone has one They're coming up next.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I can't say it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Nico Blitz, No, Nico Blitz back in the Mixed Cruise show,
Real Night, Dude, Real Night two to three, hold on
whoa Hey? Real ninety two three LA is new home
for a hip hop and the chance to pick your
take it to see Kennel Mark at the GN next
tour of Chris Brown see Breezy the Breezy Bowl.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Let's get it. Your chance is coming up at three pm.
Listen to win in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We have your tickets to see O j Z Kaitlin
Frill Frill Oh three agreed on anymore at the Who
Wants to Smoke Tour?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Just be call it ten. As soon as you hear
Nico Blitz, hit play on that Geeka League by O
g Z. Nico. What else you got coming up? My
ge as soul?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Y'all listen when you call the Cruise Show, You're on
the Cruise Show, just like that Garcia, What do we
got man?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We love?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Put our listener family on and remember yesterday during the
question of today, which happens every day at four thirty,
we talked about going out to dinner on Sinkle the
Mile with your friends. Yes, three dinner, Bill's three hundred bucks,
but your portion is only fifty Yeah? Are you splitting
bill evenly? Are you just paying your portion? Well, we
got a lot of calls on that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I paid for only fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Thatsh for and I'm leaving what I'm gonna slap that
fifty dollars on the table, get up and walk away.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Thank you Kat Williams for calling the third show. I
appreciate it, Broight.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Next next call was another question of the day, a question.
It was what you hated your parents made you do
when you were younger? Oh, you know what parents be
making you do stuff? And you hated it? This one
was great.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I hate it. But my mom would make us shower
and get dressed before we could even come downstairs.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Now with my.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Kids, I let them have today whenever they want because
I hated having to be ready before we could even
sit at the table before breakfast.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You don't know, is that torture? Is that just having
clean children? I don't know? Is that too much cleanliness?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
It's a pain in the ass. Everybody knows. No, you
kids want to get up and get ready for school? Man, right,
give me at least get at least.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Let meant my cheerios, bro They don't get dressed right?
All right? And last when at least birthday shout out? Hi, crew, Hey,
can I please get a birthday shout out? Of course?
Today is my birthday?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Five five Nina from Guardina appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
We appreciate you having related birthday.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, man, you can leave us a message anytime on
the free iHeartRadio app. Just press that red microphone button
down leave the voicemail. We get it right here in studio. Man,
it's that easy, think you, Garcia. Nico Blitz back in
a mixed Cruise show Real nine two three, Yeah, Yeah,
le'scut Real.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Nightty two three La is new home for hip hop's.
The Cruise Show was good.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You know we have a chance to pick your ticket
right to see Kendrick Lamar Chris Brown. Your next chance
to win is at three pm. Stay right there, Nico Blitz,
and it makes you know what it is. Let's get it, yo, Garcia,
What I mean? What's the deal with Jeff g Sports?
You from the Cruise Show? And you know everyone on
the Cruise Show has a Toyota. Man, We're part of
the Toyota SoCal Owners Club. Jackie has the Peice Prime
Hybrid Electric, I have the Tacoma truck, Nico that Corolla hybrid,
(06:47):
and Cruise has a Wrap four hybrid.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Know it?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Did you know that Toyota owners love a good time
with friends and family. That's why there's always something special
happening in the tight knit so Cal Toyota community. Especially
with their endless local sweepstakes and giveaways. When you follow
Toyota on social media feeds, you can enter to win
tickets to big time games if you have the experiences, festivals, fairs,
and so much more. Listen, in sports, they've given away
(07:11):
tickets to the Lakers from Clippers, They're Rams, They're Chargers,
the Kings, LAFC and that's just to name a few.
And in music, Toyota's giving away tickets to concerts at
the Hollywood Bowl, festivals like Stagecoach and Coastal Country Jam
and so much more.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Win tickets to the oc Fair six to six night markets.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I mean, the giveaways are endless, and in some sweet
states you might even win yourself a brand new Toyota vehicle.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
To find them on social media.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Outlets, just search at Toyota socoal At Toyota SoCal, we
make it easy.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Hey jacking Rich from the Cruse Show. Thanks for listening
to the Cruise Show podcast. Make sure to subscribe and
hey auto download so you don't miss an episode.
Hey guys, this is Lam and you're checking out the
Cruise Show podcast. Make sure to subscribe, rate and check.
Real Naty two three LA is new home for hip hop.
Cruise Show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We're in here with your chance to pick your ticket
to see Kendrick Lamar Chris Brown.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Your next chance to win is at three pm.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Stay right there, Nico Blitz and to mix your Nico Yo.
Cheese Man is on the way as well, JACKI yourmres,
what do you got yo?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Speaking of Kendrick lamartin, I think he needed to snl
kind of what kind of? I'll let you guys know more?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Up next to the cheese are you gonna find out?
I madel, Stay right.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
There, don't move. That cheese man is up next. Nico
Blitz back in the Mixed Cruise Show Real nine two three.
Let's go, I try, Jack, I promise yo. Real naty
two three LA is new home for hip hop as
good as the Cruse Show. We're here with your chance
to pick your ticket to see Kendrick Lamar, Chris Brown,
the Breezy Ball gr next tour.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Take your pick.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Your next chance to win is at three pm, and
you should know that every hour from six am to
six pm. Real naety two three is giving you a
shot at one thousand dollars with that bank grow bon.
It says cash all day. Your next chance to win
is five minutes away. Nico Blitz and to mix Nico, what.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
A god.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Has an equal? Hey, the headlines, the gossip to see
that's that cheese man Jack your marries was good.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So this past weekend, SNL's host for the second time
was Abbot Elementary star and creator Quinta Brenson, and she
is hilarious. I love her. And in her opening monologue,
she was talking about being short, because she's notoriously known
for being short. She even shouted out a few short people.
Let me let me see if you guys can catch.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
This literally because you're only four eleven.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, that's right, I'm short.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They even tried to cast me as a kid on
Abbit Elementary and I wrote that. So shorties tonight, this
one's for us.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You can do anything.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You can flip like the moan the Olympic Super start
war with Drake.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yale.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah I'm short, you know, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You know, it's even crazier that that's not how to
cut out of Kendrick and had his height right next
to him.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He's five five, No, he's really five five. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Some own Biles is four eight and they even shut
it out Tom Holland, who's five seven, which I think
is kind of tall, but then that's when it is tall.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah. I'm five to six, five seven. Maybe dog, you
kill the Kendrick Air Force ones. I'm five seven. There's
foot on five six.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Shout out to DJ Leslie, who's what four eleven?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
She's like four eleven. I'm five feet, so we're a bunch.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Of four eleven. Yeah, you four. We can get measuring.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm measuring tapeout right now. I'm five feet.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I promise you like being short. I don't like being short, man.
I gotten used to it. I was called the Batique
King the other day. Dog, that's crazy. I hate it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Remember cheezing at the top of the hour every hour
here in.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
The cruse Showy JACKI emia She's man. Has brought to
you by the official Injury Attorneys to the Cruise Show
DTLA Law Group. Text the words injury help anytime twenty
four hours a day. That's injury help to four zero
two twenty two for a free case review DTLA Law Group.
That's family right there, Nico Blitz back in the mix.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Let's get it more.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hip Hop Now Real nine two three Turn this up,
Yo Real ninety two three LA is New Home four
hip Hop's the Cruise Show with your chance to pick
your ticket to see Kendrick Lamar Chris Brown. Your next
chance to win is at three pm. Stay right there
also in fifteen minutes. In fifteen we have your tickets
to see o j Z Kling for real for real?
Oh three Grido anymore? Who wants to smoke Tour? Just
be called it ten as soon as you hear geek
a leak by o j Z and those tickets are
(03:15):
yours at eight six six two four six eight ninety
two three Stay right here to win, don't go nowhere,
Hey Real ninety two three LA is New All for a.
Hip Hop's a cruise show you know in here with
your chance to pick your ticket to see kender Lamars
says at the GNX Tour or the Breezy Bowl see
Breezey Chris Brown.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Your next chance to win is at three pm. Stay
right here. I know you got your mind made.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I've you ready to choose right in ten minutes, we
have your tickets to see O j Z Kailing for Real,
for Real, oh three greedo manymore. Who wants to Smoke?
Tour just be called it ten as soon as you
hear geek a leakd by O j Z. Yup, Nico Bliz,
what else you got coming up?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
My jay?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
What up?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's soul?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, Hey, we got some hotline calls coming up, Garcia.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What do we got?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, They're gonna consist of a lot of feedback on
what we're doing on the show, the questions of the day.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We love when you chime in and have an opinion.
We got all o.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
You know what they say about opinions, right, Yes, they're
just like what like you know?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Do you know what? All right, We're gonna get it right.
Anyone has what? Everyone has one They're coming up next.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I can't say it.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Nico Blitz, No, Nico Blitz back in the Mixed Cruise show,
Real Night, Dude, Real Night two to three, hold on
whoa Hey? Real ninety two three LA is new home
for a hip hop and the chance to pick your
take it to see Kennel Mark at the GN next
tour of Chris Brown see Breezy the Breezy Bowl.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Let's get it. Your chance is coming up at three pm.
Listen to win in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We have your tickets to see O j Z Kaitlin
Frill Frill Oh three agreed on anymore at the Who
Wants to Smoke Tour?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Just be call it ten. As soon as you hear
Nico Blitz, hit play on that Geeka League by O
g Z. Nico. What else you got coming up? My
ge as soul?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Y'all listen when you call the Cruise Show, You're on
the Cruise Show, just like that Garcia, What do we
got man?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We love?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Put our listener family on and remember yesterday during the
question of today, which happens every day at four thirty,
we talked about going out to dinner on Sinkle the
Mile with your friends. Yes, three dinner, Bill's three hundred bucks,
but your portion is only fifty Yeah? Are you splitting
bill evenly? Are you just paying your portion? Well, we
got a lot of calls on that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I paid for only fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Thatsh for and I'm leaving what I'm gonna slap that
fifty dollars on the table, get up and walk away.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Thank you Kat Williams for calling the third show. I
appreciate it, Broight.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Next next call was another question of the day, a question.
It was what you hated your parents made you do
when you were younger? Oh, you know what parents be
making you do stuff? And you hated it? This one
was great.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I hate it. But my mom would make us shower
and get dressed before we could even come downstairs.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Now with my.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Kids, I let them have today whenever they want because
I hated having to be ready before we could even
sit at the table before breakfast.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You don't know, is that torture? Is that just having
clean children? I don't know? Is that too much cleanliness?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
It's a pain in the ass. Everybody knows. No, you
kids want to get up and get ready for school? Man, right,
give me at least get at least.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Let meant my cheerios, bro They don't get dressed right?
All right? And last when at least birthday shout out? Hi, crew, Hey,
can I please get a birthday shout out? Of course?
Today is my birthday?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Five five Nina from Guardina appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
We appreciate you having related birthday.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, man, you can leave us a message anytime on
the free iHeartRadio app. Just press that red microphone button
down leave the voicemail. We get it right here in studio. Man,
it's that easy, think you, Garcia. Nico Blitz back in
a mixed Cruise show Real nine two three, Yeah, Yeah,
le'scut Real.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Nightty two three La is new home for hip hop's.
The Cruise Show was good.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
You know we have a chance to pick your ticket
right to see Kendrick Lamar Chris Brown. Your next chance
to win is at three pm. Stay right there, Nico Blitz,
and it makes you know what it is. Let's get it, yo, Garcia,
What I mean? What's the deal with Jeff g Sports?
You from the Cruise Show? And you know everyone on
the Cruise Show has a Toyota. Man, We're part of
the Toyota SoCal Owners Club. Jackie has the Peice Prime
Hybrid Electric, I have the Tacoma truck, Nico that Corolla hybrid,
(06:47):
and Cruise has a Wrap four hybrid.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Know it?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Did you know that Toyota owners love a good time
with friends and family. That's why there's always something special
happening in the tight knit so Cal Toyota community. Especially
with their endless local sweepstakes and giveaways. When you follow
Toyota on social media feeds, you can enter to win
tickets to big time games if you have the experiences, festivals, fairs,
and so much more. Listen, in sports, they've given away
(07:11):
tickets to the Lakers from Clippers, They're Rams, They're Chargers,
the Kings, LAFC and that's just to name a few.
And in music, Toyota's giving away tickets to concerts at
the Hollywood Bowl, festivals like Stagecoach and Coastal Country Jam
and so much more.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Win tickets to the oc Fair six to six night markets.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I mean, the giveaways are endless, and in some sweet
states you might even win yourself a brand new Toyota vehicle.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
To find them on social media.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Outlets, just search at Toyota socoal At Toyota SoCal, we
make it easy.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Hey jacking Rich from the Cruse Show. Thanks for listening
to the Cruise Show podcast. Make sure to subscribe and
hey auto download so you don't miss an episode.
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