March 1, 2024 • 46 mins
After a few weeks off (kind of) Mike and Corey are back at full strength!
- #Phillies changing dollar hot dogs
- #MLB opening its season in Korea
- Mike leaving #Mets fandom for another team!?
- And more!
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If you can wager on it.We're talking about it. It's the Gambler.
Welcome to the Divide with Mike andCorey. Two diehard baseball fans who
don't agree on anything. Which sidewill you choose this? Welcome to the
Divide with Mike and Corey. Putyour boy Todd Frazier. Hey, well
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help, this is Cliff Floyd.You can't catch me on the Divide.
You can catch me on the Divideon Fox Sports The Gambler. Hopefully our
disagreement one day bring us all together, so spear so so Corny. I
own our disagreement, bring up Ido. And here we are Divide live
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on Fox Sports The Gambler. Oneof two, five Philly one a four
to one Trent and check us outon the iHeartRadio app. Uh dude,
we are back, babe. It'sbeen First of all, I didn't realize
this. It's been just about amonth. Yeah. The second was the
last time we had a show exactlysuper I got sick, and then you
got sick, and then work andthen family and everything. Our families got
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sick. It was not I wouldlike to say that, like, oh,
you were away, how was yourvacation? And after you went away,
I went away February no awful,yeah, but worse. Thank god
for a leap year, because technicallywe still recorded twice in February. That's
about late Thursday night, oh man. And and I can firmly say,
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with the exception of the Super Bowl, which you guys don't want to hear
any more about anyway, there's beenzero sports interesting sports. It's gonna say
Billy went nuts over their hot dogs, right right, which rightfully? So,
by the way, can we justtalk about that for a minute.
Okay, why are they ending thedollar hot dog fair? But also,
like, how great are you andhow excited are you about your team?
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If all you could complain about ishot dogs? Right? Like, there's
only two ways that works. Islike one, like your team is so
bad that all you have to relyon is hot dogs. Or your team
has been in two NLCS championship roundsin the last two years, and all
you have to worry about is yourhot dogs, right So, and that's
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what the Phillies are right now.I'm just taking the approach of like,
what's going on, man, Youcan't afford to give out dollar hot dogs
anymore? I know it was gettinga little crazy. No, I absolutely
crazy. But that's the best partabout it. Like somebody was gonna die
off. We listed the dollar hotDog last year. I really wanted to
go to a dollar hot Dog nightthis year and just buy twenty and just
wing them. Yeah, I gotwhoever I wanted, And I think they
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realized it wasn't gonna get any better. It was only going to get get
better. It was only gonna getwork. You want. If you want
butts in seats, you do dollarhot Dog. Yeah, that's fair.
You can do an inner Squad playon dollar hot Dog. I did reach
out to Trenton there. I waslike, yeo, dude, if we
don't do dollar hot dogs, like, I don't know why we're not.
Absolutely yeah, even fifty cent.I want a hot dog Cannon Philly or
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Philly, are you selling your hotdog? Cannon will purchase it. Now.
I feel like they're still going torock with the Glizzy. Also,
like this is the funniest part,and I only know this because I have
a seven year old, but ifyou go over to the kids section at
in Citizens Bank, you could geta Glizzy at any time for two bucks.
Really yeah, so right over bythe Kittie Field or whatever they want
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to call it, the Little WiffleballField and the Rock Wall. There's like
a cafe right there and they sella two dollars hot dog every single game.
It's the kids dogs. But yeah, so they are still doing a
promo. It's buy one, getone, you could buy two, get
four hot dogs, but they willno longer do the dollar dog, which
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is crazy, you know. Andthere's a lot of guys that influencers throughout
Philadelphia that are upset about it.Shoutouts to Kyle Peg and he's been the
one that's been making sure that thisis coming back every year, and I
think he's devastated that. I knowhe's devastated that it's not coming back this
year. But you know, whoknows, the Gambler's got some tricks up
our sleeves. So maybe we'll partakein some type of dog festivity. He
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never helps, but hope. So, But yeah, what I do know
is, you know, I don'tcare if it's twenty five cents hot dogs
right now, I'm not going allover to queens and partaking in it because
it's just not worth it. Man. It's it's been awful, like you
know, we got Luke Voight ininvitation. This spring training, there's so
much. The Mets are a mess, and it's it's just it's but that's
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what preseason is for. This isme looking at every MLB lineup during preseason.
This is me. Ye who's springtraining? Who's that preseasons? It
doesn't matter. Yeah, I haveno idea. You look at any list.
And furthermore, MLB is opening thisyear two games in Korea, right,
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And on top of that, whatare they doing? They're doing some
weird game in the spring. Didyou see that? Or there's some Is
it some sort of celebrate I don'tknow. The teams are being called a
different name, like when we playyou when the Mets play the Yankees in
uh spring training not preseason. Itshows that you guys are playing under a
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different name, like a Spanish name. Is that like a Spanish heritage thing
that MLB does? I know?Uh, I mean that's great. I
know the NBA does it if yougo all the way because opening days,
what the twenty eighth of okay?Yeah, and then if you go or
it's twenty eight for every other team. I think it's a couple of days
before for the I love how youjust randomly asked things. Here it is
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here, it is here, okay. Great. March twenty fourth, the
New York Yankees are playing Del MexicoDiablos Rojos. I love it. And
that's us. That's the Mets.I think, look at us, look
at us speaking culturally sound. Ilike that move. There's a few other
teams that are playing by the samename, and I think they're all Spanish
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names. I didn't know. Ohmaybe no, it's maybe just the same
thing. New Mexico Dieblo Sos.I like that movie, and like even
on the twenty sixth, look,the Washington Nationals are playing the Washington National
Futures. Okay, well that orthe Sugarland Space Cowboys, which is are
playing the Houston Nationals. I guessthat's like I'm guessing it's just an inner
squad game. I don't know.Yeah, maybe they're changing because that happens
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too the Mets play the Mets,or like they split squad, So maybe
they just changed the names for that. I like that move. Either way.
What what I thought you were goingto make fun of was the London
series, because I am going there. It's one hundred days away. No,
why would I make fun of that? Great? No, I'm excited
man across the pond. Yeah yousound like yeah from London. I love
it. I like this move.Look, man, it's been crazy.
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You know it's funny because like alot of met fans right now on Twitter,
a lot of Philly fans are pointing, poking fun at a lot and
I'm just like, yo, dude, like let them slump. Let the
sleeping beast slid, Like why arewe even talking like, oh, they're
doing bad in spring training? Well, yeah, let's not wake them up
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for the regular season because they arestacked. And you want to talk about
a team that could act absolutely justtake over. It's the amount of brains
and you're talking about a sport whereyou're playing an insane amount of hunter games.
If you think these guys are rightat like football players that play if
you're lucky, you know, twentygames in the season, right, if
you're lucky, you'll play as manyas twenty or twenty one games with playoffs.
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I kind of are not doing themath here, but I mean even
in preseason, those guys don't doanything until week one, Like you're thinking
spring training these guys are actually tryingget out of here. Man. They're
trying They're just trying not to gethurt. They're not trying to play you
know, good ball. They're probablyworking on a few things. They're changing
a few things, whether it's whatthey're throwing, they're they're hitting, they're
working with a couple of different coaches. But you're not gonna see them go
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full fourth. So for anybody,for any grown human being to watch spring
training and to really think that thisis going to be a reflection on how
their season's gonna go is Yeah,Well, there's it's twofold, right.
You got people playing for their jobsright right, and then you have other
guys that are just trying to getinto deform and figure out things, you
know, and so and and that'sreally where the where the Braves are at
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right now. Like they know whatthey have. So it's really like,
hey, we're not we're not tryingto rock the boat. We're not trying
to get hurt, you know,and and we'll get our starters the ample
time for them to warm up.But yeah, outside of that, we're
not doing nothing. Uh you know, so I and I totally agree with
that. You know, like I, if I'm the Braves, I got
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nothing to prove, everything to loseright now in spring training. So you
know, now there's five hundred rightnow, but still like everybody wants to
point out, hey, look atlook at this record compared to that record,
and I'm just like, yo,dog gets spring training like that's that's
all it is. You know,we talk about this practice. It's practice
practice, not even practice. Metsare great a practice they're foreign to right
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now. It's ridiculous, dude,I don't think they start the season even
foreign two. Like I I hateto say, man, I'm still on
strike. I will see the Metswhen they're in Philly, when they're in
Chicago, when they're in London.I will not go to Queens anytime soon
because it's it's just it's disturbing.They couldn't even turn around and just sign
Peter Alnzo. They're not doing anything, and I'm just not about it all
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right. So we've been throwing outa lot of hypotheticals at my day job
lately, you know, like howmuch for this or what would you do
for that? So you're pretty fedup with the Mets. If the trend
continues. Let's just say for likethe next two years, and you're offered
a lump sum of money to changeyour favorite team. I would never.
No. Okay, here's where itwould get awkward. If if they actually
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the MLB Brooklyn has the rights tomake an MLB team, if that ever
happened, I would consider it.Outside of that, never, Okay,
So we talking expansion? Are wetalking someone moved to Brooklyn? Would it
have to be a complete fresh startjust from Brooklyn? Or if an if
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if like an expansion, or ifa team like Oakland or you know,
bad example, because they're already moving. But you know what I mean,
it's I guess yeah, they wouldhave to bring it back to Brooklyn in
a way that made me feel comfortable. You know, the Giants almost want
to Tampa. I don't know ifyou know that Sam Fran almost want to
Tampa bay uh in the early ninetiesand and like that. That wouldn't resonate
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the Brooklyn Athletics. I would.I would consider it. They would have
to figure out a way to bringit back to my town, my city.
You know. And it's funny becauseI heart's doing a thing with the
clean bro We're raising money for theChildren's Specialized Hospital. And I did the
walkthrough today and the venue is notonly one of the sites of the where
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ek bro first started their expansion,but it's also this beautiful, beautiful place
in Freehold. And I'm talking tothem and they're all from Brooklyn, and
like, so we're talking about ShoreRoad, like said Park, talking about
how my dad and how you knowhe ended up literally being a janitor janitor
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for the Galbirth Company and then becomingan executive for them, and uh,
you know, on how my familygrew and uh, they actually even knew
my uncle Carl, which was amazing, my brother's namesake. So it was
it was really really cool to talkto all of them. But I worked
so hard to break you down fromthis Brooklyn habit and it's an afternoon with
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more people from Brooklyn and you're backup at the top exactly unreal. So
to answer your question, I wouldhave a very tough time, uh,
you know, contemplating staying a Metsfan if Brooklyn had a team, like
if for some reason, for somereason, the Bronx was like the Yankees.
You got to get out of here, the Brooklyn Yankees to be able
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to do it. I don't know, like they'd have to change the whole
I would want Philadelphia to move,but keep the Phillies name. I went
to Brooklyn Phillies. That's what Iwould want. I don't know, man,
you know, if they keep thatlineup, i'd consider it. It's
pretty dope, you know. Butthat's that's that's where I'm at, dude.
It's it's been crazy. I feellike I haven't seen you in like
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forever. So yeah, it's goingquick, I know. I mean,
you know, it's we're allowed totake time off. I don't like it.
I didn't like it one bit.The good news is, like,
I mean, what what else?I mean, actually, the funny stuff
has just been been coming out inthe last couple of days, thank god.
Like usually we're back and forth,you know, sending sending each other
topics and all that stuff, butwe haven't really been talking about too much.
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But like even this week, likewhat what sports wise? Let's keep
it sports right now. In thefirst segments, though, you got the
Jets claiming that Hardman has been leakingthe game plan and like, get so
stupid, that's all Kevin Kincaid.Uh, you know, huge Philly sports
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guy. He wrote like, oh, yeah, give the ball to Brie
Hall. And then the second optionwas prey. So here's the game plan,
Yeah, right, give the Yeah. I'm actually I'm shocked they had
a game plan. You yeah,you want to, Like the minute Aaron
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Rodgers was gone, you're just like, all right, that's it, you
know. And and also that poorlittle kid he knew they didn't have a
game plan. He stopped playing ZachWilson. That poor young man, poor
young man, that poor little guy, Oh my god. And what else?
Uh? And then Tyreek Hill brokea lady's like that story is insane.
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First of all, I gotta getdates, like when did this happen?
Like I know she's doing a lawsouoner. She's a big, bigger
I don't want to say she's abig size model. Well she's she's just
a big human human. She's sixone and whatever. Like gorgeous, right,
absolutely gorgeous. But her story ishysterical. I'm sorry, it is,
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like why are we hearing just hearingabout this now? Man? You
first of all, he slides intoyour DMS, he flies you out,
he's you claim he flew you outto his house. I mean dude,
maybe his wife tried to burn thehouse down and that's why he had to
deal with that fire. I don'tknow. I mean, if we're looking
at a timeline here, like thedudes have, you know, publicly happily
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married, and all of a sudden, he's saying he's flying a chick to
his house in Miami, Like Idon't know, Like, I don't know.
I'm a doubter. I'm a doubterof everything. To sue him for
breaking like because he gave you anudge get out of here. I mean
he I love like the part ofthe story where he tried to downplay what
was wrong with her leg and likeoffered her icence or break. It was
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a clean break, So I don'tknow, man, Like it sounds like
she should get paid, you know. And it's also like why why I
get it? Like you want to. Yeah, I'm a football player.
Let's let's rough house. But theminute she knocked down your butt, like
just deal with it, like,use that that was the way it happened.
Yeah, I guess I would haveused that to have other activities absolute,
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not to have a physical altercation.Go here, it's okay, knock
me down. You right then Iwould have played it off as a salesperson
too, like maybe like I meantthe fall, you know, like I
wouldn't have It's not like you likeI might turn a lineup. What are
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you proving? I kind of hopethere's video of it. I want to
do the whole thing. Yeah,absolutely crazy, Oh my god, oh
man, Yeah, that's it.No, what about Yogurt day in fantastic?
Yeah, fan, that's the wayyou would hire somebody's number. There,
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everything was cool. So Uh,the Pittsburgh Penguins retired Yoager's number during
warm ups, the one of sixteams. Yeah, I know Dud's played
for so so during the warm upsthe entire team UH went out wearing the
Yogurt Yager's number his jersey, alongwith UH the Mullets, the Yogura bullets,
and then at the end of everybodycoming out, Yogurt came out for
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the warm up. Still looks likehe can play in the NHL. I
mean he only stopped not too longago. Absolutely fantastic, So fantastic that
Pittsburgh rolled out the red carpet somuch for Yoger they gave him the best
hotel room in the city and youknow who he took that hotel room from
Drake Drake. Yeah, that wasmy favorite story. Drake's trying to get
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I guess he's on tour, he'sperforming, He's trying to get you know,
the best hotel and they're like,sorry, yeah, I want to
just want to. I wanted tosee Drake's reaction when the hotel's like,
sorry, Yarmia Yagur is staying inthis room, you can't have it.
I want to who. I mean, Drake's from Canada, so if you
gotta know, maybe something maybe maybeYeah, I don't know, but I
imagine a Google took place at somepoint. But also, like, finally
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Drake had a day where everything didn'tgo his way because everything everything's been coming
up roses when it comes to tricklately. So you know, I'm actually
happy Yager got one over him.The creepy moment in the Yogur thing is
when he talks about his girlfriend yeahand not knowing like probably it's creepy with
a little bit of humor because heit was with the So basically he says,
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my girlfriend is too young to haveseen me when I played with the
pan I think it was just whenhe was with the Penguins. Yeah,
but don't worry. I showed hervideos or something like that, something like
that. So and I get heplayed with the penguins. Oh well,
I mean yeah, nineties, earlynineties. Yeah, so actually maybe eighties.
Ya, Yagur's up there. Yeah, you got a girlfriend younger than
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mid thirties. That is a littleit's a little creepy, but he's yager.
He can do it. I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio does it all the
time, and nobody bad bats aneye. I mean we started to,
like, the whole society ideas hasdefinitely started to recognize the fact that,
you know, DiCaprio is a littlecreepy. No, dude, I wrote
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his coat tails with my with mylong blonde hair, for blue eyes,
for that whole genre. No one'sgoing to believe you about that, by
the way. Alright, cool,Well, so many people think I knew
you, I knew you. No, No, I'm not saying that the
color like I knew you with hair, so I know, but I feel
like people that are watching are goingto look at you and be like,
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no, man, you were baldall the time. Whatever. I'm just
saying like, I just there's noimagination with people these It's fine, it's
fine, but we can we canpost like when we make when you cut
this clip, you can post apicture of you with the blonde hair.
If only the social media was thatimpactful. Like it's like some days like
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I'm like, thank god I don'thave hair, because like you could just
quickly shave and go, oh youput a skull cap on it and just
walk out the door. I can'tdo that. I put a little a
product in my hair and my earscold. You're not wearing earbuffs. But
also like if if when when Ihad hair, if I showered at night
then I wake up in my hair, was like yeah, it was.
It was not like so like Idon't miss any of that stuff. But
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uh, you know there are sometimesespecially when it's cold and you don't have
a hat on. Do you understandhow cold that is? Sunscreen placement,
sunscreen place mat just have you everworn a like a trucker hat that's got
like the little like yeah, doyou get sunburned? I always wanted to
ass that's like a screen door infront of it. It's still gonna get
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sunburned. You're just gonna look freakingweird, you know, it's my god.
That's uh. That's the facts,man, that's the facts. You
take the good, you take thebed, You take them both, and
there you have, all right.Guys, Hey, listen, we gotta
take a short break when we comeback. We got a run down,
a lot of stuff for the rundowns. It's been a month, for God's
sake. But stay with us,guys. Divide Live on Fox Sports The
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you guys probably know, an immensiveamount of research. It's a lot of
preparation for the next segment. It'sdefinitely not us on Amazon figuring out how
to get a hot dog cannon likethat. No, we don't do that.
We don't do that. We're shirchlyserious. Okay, you guys see
the desk, you see the workenvironment, very professional, this is what
it is. Yeah, let's talk. Let's talk run down here, because
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it's been a lot of weird stuffthat's been coming out of the news and
I don't know if it's because it'slike it's just slow time for media.
I mean, we're in between awardshows. There's no real sports going on,
with the exception of hockey and basketball, which apparently don't count anymore.
So it's like the stuff that maybeit's just the stuff that people are interested
in. For example, you sentme this today and I read it and
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I can't say I agreed with it, but it kind of blew my mind
that someone would at least admit it. Bradley Cooper admitting that he didn't love
his daughter right away. He didn'teven know if he loved her up until
like eight like did he say eightmonths? Eight months? Now, don't
get me wrong, when you wereI'll admit it. First father, the
kids, there, boy, girl, whoever you know it's you, a
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newborn baby and your wife, andyeah, you're not. I wasn't.
I was like happy, I wasoverjoyed, but I wasn't like, you
know, like, oh my god, I'm so in love. I was
more like, oh my god,don't I don't know what I'm doing.
I screwed this up. Yeah,exactly, So I can see if he
was like yeah the first day ortwo, and then after a month I
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really started to admire and blah blahblah blah blah. Dude he said eight
months he said eight months months.Also like maybe he's not around the kid
that often because about that acting,I thought ever like that, but also
like I also understood it changes.Like at first, like I was protective.
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Peyton had these beautiful big blue eyeslike so like I was hooked and
in love from the second I mether. But then when eight months evolved,
they have a personality now and theystart growing and they just start mimicking
you or reminding you of your lovedones. And yeah, then there's more
of an emotional connection. I completelyagree with that, but to try to
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say like he described it as likeif if some but he like came into
the house and started shooting, youwouldn't have protected. Yeah, he straight
up said that. He's like,if someone comes in with a gun,
I have to protect. He's like, yeah, I gotta do it.
Like yo, Bro, first ofall, you live in Beverly Hills.
No one's coming in with a gun. Dude. Get a stupid scenario.
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Such a thing to think about,but such a brad Bradley Cooper. I
wouldn't expect it. From way toGo Philly. He represents you, by
the way unreal. I mean,I'm sure he's a great guy. Yeah,
I don't if you it doesn't matterto me, Bro, I'll still
watch your movies whether you love yourkid or not. Yeah, kid learned.
He's learning how to read. Andhe's just like wait what what wait
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what that like you can't lie.I loved you from the moment I saw
You're Like love at first sight wasnot for us. It happens, man,
I don't know. Maybe maybe he'smaybe he's just you know, people
are gonna get on the internet andbe like, I feel the same way.
He's so brave to admit it.You know that stuff's going. People
do that stuff. People identify orthey bend over backwards to identify with celebrities.
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People are gonna now purposely not lovetheir children. Just to Bradley Cooper,
Dad, call me in eight months. I'll think about it, but
I'm taking the first eight months off. You're you're with your own So so
Brad Cooper. Uh, John canwe John Cena Yeah, is promoting his
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new movie It looks pretty funny.Actually, I like, I've been liking
John Cena. He's like kind oflike growing on here. Well, I
I've always kind of liked him becauhe's always been playing like the goofball,
the funny guy. He's just he'sreally when he was the drug dealer in
that bler My Safe Forward, justkeep going. But no, I I
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I've been liking a lot. Andeven when he did the that DC thing
whatever, even Barbie was the Mermaid, I didn't. I haven't seen Barbie
yet me either. I just knowthere was a lot of controversy because he
decided to be the murmur man.Yeah, sure, man, you didn't
see it at all. I didn't. I didn't. I promise you.
I'm just saying. It's not thatI'm trying to not say. It's just
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like, you know, I don'tknow if you noticed. I changed career
pads and I haven't noticed it.But he apparently he everybody thought it was
a joke that he made an onlyfans because he's promoting this new movie.
And he straight up was like,no, it's not a joke. I
don't even know. We can sayit on the radio the things, but
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those things could have dual meetings,so I don't have an only pop over.
But I'm sure the things that helisted are the actual things of what.
It's like a pop tart right he'smaking He's making actual tea and not
doing the other thing that he's saying. Or he's using his scissors to make
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arts and crafts and not doing somethingelse. So what a marketing tool?
I didn't hold on. I haveto google? Are you joining right now?
No? I just want to google, Like what dangerous? It's a
good thing. You're not doing thisat work. We're not to do that
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work only fans or Google? Yeah, it says the news, it is
only fans, John Scene, Letme click oh, says subscribe for free.
Yeah, so we can't be givenaway that it's it's a publicity stun.
I think it is. It's greatfor for only fans want to join
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just to subscribe. Man, Yeah, now you're in. I kind of
do, but I kind of don'tbecause I have How am I gonna explain
that to people? Oh? No, I have an account because I did
it for John Cena And well it'slike all the new the dating like Ashley
Madison and stuff for now, likepromoting the fact that you could just join
to meet other friends, like theydon't you don't have to date them.
You could just meet friends like Mikeand Corey. You could meet on these
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data their new their news yeah them. Yeah, they're like, do you
want to be friends or or whatever? So like if you're if your significant
others saw that you were on Tender, then you could be like, I'm
just trying to be trying to befriends. You know, will move to
Brooklyn. Mike's always working. Whatdo you want me to do? Right?
What do you want me to do? Because your masters are girls,
So I don't understand. I wishthere was an only friend wait a second
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only friends, only friends we mayhave just ignored that, but it's where
everybody cheats. We're just babe,We're just friends. We're only friends.
Speaking of kellogg shout outs to them. I don't know if you saw that
in the news. What an idiot? No, like he's trying an idiot
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saving the financial crisis for one ofall. So the CEO or the president
CEO of Kellogg's s hey, Ihave an idea Americans or general public,
you should. He literally made thisannouncement. You should just eat cereal for
dinner and that would be a greatway to combat inflation. Yeah, and
I'm here to say that if youthink I'm trying to combat inflation by eating
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cereal for dinner, and you thinkI'm eating your brand name cereal, you
are off your rocker. Kellogg's isa lot more expensive than the basic stuff
that they all say. That's fair. Now, there's there's two things I
would like to share. One sometimesyou shouldn't share everything with the media,
and that's probably one philosophy the CEOshould not have shared. Because Walmart during
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the recession. I don't know ifyou know this, but I worked there
for like four minutes. They weretelling everybody we're not going after the lower
middle class anymore. We're going afterthe upper middle class. During the recession,
because they realized they could cap capturean audience they never had, so
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they purposely broad in brands that theyknew that the upper middle middle class would
go after, whether it was Champion, Nike, really Starter, anything they
could get a hold of, includingfood and other beverages to try to get
them in. And then once theygot them in, they started taking those
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brands away. So that was there. That was when the world needed,
you know, when the world wasat its tough, Walmart capitalized. That's
so wild. Yeah, but theydidn't share that on the news. If
they did, but they shared itenough to where I was like, Yo,
I'm out. I am out,unless dude was just trying to be
cheeky, like if they were justasking like, oh, you're a CEO,
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you're thinking about it. Yeah,just Cereal. I'd get home late
and I ate Cereal for dinner,you know, Like I definitely have had
Cereal for dinner, yeah, orlate night snack, you know, like
I would have won that route.I wouldn't have went, Yeah, you
know what next barbecue? Having ricequisbyes because you think, like, who's
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worried about inflation? Right, it'snot the college kid. I mean he's
worried about her he or she's likethey're not. But it's like the the
average working class uh citizen is worriedabout inflation. That usually has a wife
and a family or a significant otherend a family, you know what I
mean. So what imagine like dadcomes home from work, all right,
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everybody kids, looks like we're cookingcereal, Like, come on, man,
funny. The funniest thing was like, and when we were in college,
that's close to the recession time,right, like what was a known
thing? That was what was partlybecause we spent all of our money on
booze, but right everybody was buyingroma. Oh absolutely, but that's because
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we were like we dude, betweengas and ramen. We literally figured out
like, all right, if Ionly put now back, then we could
put five bucks in your tank andit would actually go somewhere. Yeah,
So we would put five bucks ina tank of gas, we'd buy ramens,
and then we would spend seven alcoholbecause and what was great is you
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didn't have to eat the whole thingof ramen and you get blackout, drunk
a lot quicker, so it's perfect. It's funny. Man I was thinking
about this today. I'm drive homeand I'm like, man, I,
there's like some like moments of mylife that are so clear with my memory,
and then from age like nineteen totwenty two, for some reason,
it's a little blurry. You know. I don't know what the significance is
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or the reason, but I'm prettysure everybody can draw their conclusion. Yeah,
well, you know where my prioritieswere at. Now ramen is like
a cool thing to eat, andit's like six bucks. What dude,
Pain's obsessed? That's is that thesame reason why crocs are like sixty bucks
or whatever they are Like, It'sjust they're so sarcastically awful that people are
into it now and now they raisethe price on that. It's it's insane.
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This is why I can't stand it. Let's let's the last thing for
the rundown we want to talk aboutbecause we're both people that when we go
out, we like to have agood time. But it's been a while
since we've been out a bar,or you should say, a restaurant in
the Atlanta area. It's called catchkitchen and cocktails stird controversy because they basically
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just added a live fee charge toyour bill. So let's say you and
the wife decide to go out,you make dinner reservations. Dude, I
know you. You're like me.I'm not making my dinner reservations based off
of what live music's and in fact, if I'm making dinner resumes exactly,
I don't want live music. Sosomeone shared their bill where they had quite
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a bit. First of all,this is a pretty expensive place. I
mean, three glasses of wine forforty two bucks. Fourteen bucks for a
glass of wine. That's insane.Anyway, long story short, they had
a tab well over two hundred bucks. But what they noticed and what they
circled was there was a two liveso party of two live band entertainment fee
and I guess it's ten bucks eachbecause it was twenty bucks. Like,
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is that is that the restaurant's faultor should the restaurant just hire the band
and hopes to get people to goto the bar exactly, Like, now
I'm paying for you to have alive band that I probably didn't even want
there to begin with, because like, look, I love musicians I listen
to music NonStop, you know,shout out to iHeartRadio. But the facts
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of the facts, like I've neverwent to a bar to see a band.
I've also never enjoyed a bar wherethere was a band playing, you
know, unless I had emotional connectionto that bar. Go to a bar,
see a band, fantastic, right, sit down to dinner, right,
and there's anything more than a guyplaying the piano. No, Like,
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come on, man, I'm notI don't want to eat dinner.
And also you're adding to your abbiance. I'm not paying for that crap.
Yeah, you know, I don'tknow. This is maybe this is the
way the world's doing business, andthat needs to be an upfront fee,
right, like like there's been coversand stuff when you get yeah, but
just add that to the bill.That's I don't know, man, that's
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balls. And who knows. Maybethey did say that, and these people
are trying to put it on blastbecause that had funny, but put it
on my tab. Just put iton my tab. Also, it was
like the day after Valentine's Day,they went the fifteenth of February, So
I don't know if that had anythingto do with it, which is messed
up. Man, You're already spendinga lot of money. Going out around
Valentine's on the fifteenth February is supposiblelyfor the men, right, it's a
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particular day. It is. Itis a particular day. So give it
back, ladies, give it back, give it back. No, yeah,
that's I'd be so pissed, youknow what it is because especially if
you're going out, like I expectto spend money. I don't mind going
to a nice place, but it'sthe principle. And I get it.
Your tab is close to three hundredbucks now after tip and tax and all
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that. And yeah, if you'respending three hundred bucks, people are gonna
be like, well, what's thebig deal of it? Twenty bucks?
It's the principal, man. Couldyou imagine if that happened at Tyreek Hill?
What if you would have done tothat la? Oh my god,
it broke some legs. He jukedhis way on out of there without my
god, we got to take aquick break. Eys when we come back,
just stay with us a lot morefor the VI Live Fox Sports.
The Gambler spreads total and all theprop that's in the tweens it's the Gambler.
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You're listening to the Divide right hereon the Gambler, and we are
back everybody at the vie Live FoxSports The Gambler. Let's let's do this
twenty not fifteen. Twenty Funniest TVShows Ever made? Ranks. Let's go
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through as many as we can inthe last ten minutes. This was published
a few months ago. This goeseverything from classic sitcoms to just you know,
contemporary sattire, just any show,anybody. It's It's ranked by MovieWeb
dot com the Funniest TV Shows EverMade? Coming in at number twenty.
We have Bob's Burgers. Did youever watch Bob's Burgers? I find it
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awkward and stupid. Yeah, Idon't like it. I like the other
one that the same guy voiced Archer. Did you ever see that? I
thought that was hilarious and it's thesame voice. And then they did a
crossover once, and that's hilarious becausehe's like, you sound amazing. So
Archer's like a double O seven typeguy as a ladies man, and then
Bob's Burger's is like the complete opposite. He's like a receding hairline. Goofball
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with a goofy family and they crossedover but like talking to each other,
and it was the funniest episode ever. So I was a fan of Archer.
My brother loves Bob's Burgers so muchthat they have a portrait of their
family in that animation. Do theyreally? Yeah, they have a big
Bob's Burger. Is a big,big Bob Burger, Big Bob Burger number
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nineteen. You have Fraser. Fraserwas on rout the same time after Yager's
girlfriend was born nineteen ninety three totwo thousand and four. I'm actually surprised
at last show reminds me of likethe driest of the driest wine. Yeah,
absolutely to me, snoozefest completely.I'm sure there was some funny moments,
but nah, not at all.Eighteen Modern Family very funny, very
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funny, went on for a littletoo long, clipworthy though. Yeah the
cap got a little too Oh yeah, Phil Dumphy just the funniest man there.
Yeah, funniest man there. Butuh yeah, well I'll say,
Okay, Veep. Did you everwatch Veep? Was that with Pamela Anderson?
No, no, no, no, The Veep was with Julia Lewis
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Dreyfus, the one that play LaneSeinfelt. Yeah, yeah, the VP
I've seen. I've seen a few, not enough to say that severely underrated.
Okay, you would actually like ita lot, believe it or not
really good. Let's skip around afew because sixteen's mister being nobody likes miss
ted laugh. I'm not there yet. Fifteen's arrested development Jason Bateman. Okay,
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show wasn't a huge fan of it, but I could go back.
Fourteen is nothing we've ever heard of. Friends is on there at number thirteen.
Fresh Prince is number twelve. Signwe all know how you feel about
Seinfeld at eleven. I don't evenlike the order of these three. I
think Seinfeld is funny. I actuallythink it's a lot funnier than number eleven.
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You don't You're not a Seinfeld guy. No, it's awful. What's
to do? The show Friends wasfunny. I don't know how I feel
about like, I don't know.Let's go through the rest of this list.
Here is how I met your motheron it? No, I might
be not yet. Number ten isSouth Park. Golden Girls is number nine.
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They got Golden Girls? Like,who're talking about shows of all times.
Top three easily because it's it's Iwould say top five. Generational.
Yeah, generational, Well they dothey I don't know if they still do
still current, but it's they doshows literally week by week, so it's
very current, yurrent, yeah,very current. The Golden Girls, like,
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come on, man, you can'tsay it's the funniest number. It's
not camping the top ten funniest TVshows of all time, you just can't
be. The Simpsons are not numbereight. The Simpsons should be top ten
just for their run alone. Yeahthat's fair. Always Sonny is number seven.
Always Sonny systemic, it is,it's great and at any time you
really get it wasn't dogs one.Oh my god. Just earlier today I
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was sharing clips and it was theone where they were at like a place
that didn't have alcohol, and it'slike, wait, damn, so that's
what I'm saying, like this here'this is where this list loses me.
Always Sonny, absolutely hysterical. Putit anywhere in your tops head, I
don't care. Sometimes some people arelike, it's not for everybody, and
then number six Brooklyn nine nine,the corniest show on planet are like,
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dude, I like Sandberg it shouldit should so it should be in the
twenties. It should be in thetwenties, especially if nineteen was frasier.
I would put I would put Brooklynnine nine fifteen. But who I'm putting
way above Brooklyn nine nine is Kennyfreaking Powers East bounded down. Should be
somewhere in there. And I getit. It's probably because of the rated
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R. It's not, But dude, that that was a funny show.
Oh dude, I should have lookedon this stupid list. What's number one?
Hold on, I gotta build thesuspense here. We have a few
minutes left, all right, So, uh, Brooklyn nine nine six,
We don't agree with that at all. Parks and Recreation number five, funny
show clip worthy. Yeah, Idon't know if it's top ten, but
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like thirty Did you ever watch thirtyRock? That's the one with the Gylex
Baldwin and Tina fe thirty Rock?I did, And uh yeah, Tracy
Morgan makes that show. Yeah forsure, he's great. I mean the
whole show, The whole show isgreat. I watched it was good.
I don't think it's a top five, but I think it's I think it'll
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beat out a lot of these,Like you have Family Guys number four,
they're top five. Absolutely, Thenthis is generational here. I love Lucy's
number three. That's crazy. That'sa generational thing. That's like one of
those cult things where it's like,whose grandma made this exact dude, Well
it gets worse. Number two isThe Office. I like the Office.
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The Office is funny. I feellike The Office is again one of those
cult followings where people are into itbecause everybody else is into it. I
do like it. There's a lotof funny. And this is number two.
This is number two. You're nevergonna guess what number one is.
I'm actually so angry that I didn'tlook at what number one was first because
I wanted to shame on you MovieWeb. It was like, alf dude,
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it's Futurama. No, so youdon't have thirty Rock on this list.
No, you don't have Curb onthis list. You don't like you.
You put Futurama's number one if youcan put it, like put Family
Guys number one, if you canput anything, or put The Office as
number one, like there's so manyother TV shows you can bump. I
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love Lucy that shit, I meanthat could be funny shows of all time
if we're doing like a top fiftylist. But I mean, dude,
Parks and RECs always sunny in Philadelphia, Like Workaholics was funny. I mean
not everybody's cup of tea, butstill, you know, there's I feel
like there's just How I Met YourMother should be on there, you know
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what I mean? Like I neverwatched it, but some people go crazy
over Big Bang there. But alsolike if you're gonna put on like all
these other you gotta put say aboutthe bell up there too, you know,
and like there you could all right, what was the other one?
This is the fifteen best comedy showsaccording to Stroke He's funny. Six Feet
Under? Did you ever watch sixFeet Under? No? So they got
arrested? Development on there? SouthPark see IMDb has South Park as number
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thirteen of all time. The MarvelousMiss masel they have is number twelve.
Pretty funny. That's actually I dolike that show a lot. Ye,
Boys Met World was pretty funny.It was The Simpsons are on Here number
eleven. IMDb also has The Boyson here. This is a little bit
more frequent Freaks and Geeks. Thatwas actually a pretty good TV show.
Yeah, what the hell is BoJackHorseman? I don't know. This is
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curb. This has Curb on there. Okay, you're not a big curb
though. Always Sonny again at numbersix, Okay, see this. Ted
Lasso's on here for number five,but when with this list it's a little
more current. Seinfeld's number four.You would have hated it because you would
have hated that Seinfeld So high Friendsis number three. I don't really like
that either. The Office is numbertwo again, number one Seinfeld. No,
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Rick and Morty. I like Rickand Morty. I don't think I've
ever watched one. Not enough episodes, not enough episodes, needs more episodes.
But Rick and Morty is classic.But Rick, I don't even know
what that is. I don't know. Maybe I'm just not I'm not with
it. Maybe I just think myshows are funny and that's it. Yeah.
I don't think Fraser is funny atall. No, but I have
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the Fraser theme song stuck in myhead. Yeah. So this li Zlid
and Scrambled Dude, marvelous missmays Olewas absolutely funny. Did you finish it?
No? I didn't, actually sure? Man, Yeah, and it's
really nice they died. I feellike it doesn't it sounds like it's terrible,
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Like, oh man, it wasgood. I don't trust your bloodline
because of the fact that you guyswill lie to each other to make other
people. They're such a distrust inour family that anytime. So it started
off with just us recommending terrible moviesto each other, and it obviously it
caught on pretty quick. They're like, dude, you have to watch this
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movie and then you waste two hoursof your life and then we just start
laughing. So now, have youever heard of Twin Peaks? The restaurant
non clients, So you gotta becareful, No, no, no,
no. Twin Peaks was a show. I want to say. It was
back in like the nineties or earlytwo thousands. Super weird. And it
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was the nineties because I think AmericanGladiators got popular right after Twin Peaks ended,
okay, because I think whatever stationhad Twin Peaks had to fill that
slot and that's why American Gladiators blewup. Anyway, it's very weird.
It won a whole bunch of awards. They I think they did a movie
about it. Yeah, or likea Twin Peaks movie in the early two
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thousands. Either way, Jay hasbeen watching it. It's super weird,
but it's so awful. It's inhis wheelhouse, but he keeps trying to
get us to watch it. He'slike, you guys, gotta watch the
season and so. But anyway,so all of this, we're like,
dude, we're not we don't watchrecommended movie shows. We're like, not
forget it that, we're not wastingour time. But anything else we recommend.
You gotta try this restaurant. Nowwe're like, uh, do we
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really have to try it? Orwas it so bad you just want us
to suffer too? That's great,it's fantastic. The league was was sneaky
funny? Oh yeah, I forgotabout the league. See, we should
do We're gonna do our own sneakyfunny TV shows of all time. Well,
we'll get back to you guys withthat next week. Huge shout out
to mister Inzarello for winning that NewJersey Hockey Sectional state championship. I do
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gotta shout you out because you justwon that earlier. It was a great
and good luck in the finals,buddy. Even the rest of the Philadelphia
Trent area. You guys, wewill see you next week. We will
definitely be back, you know,so hopefully you can't wait to hear our
voices and you can wager on it. We're talking about it. It's the Gambler.
If you can wager on it.We're talking about it. It's the Gambler.
Welcome to the Divide with Mike andCorey. Two diehard baseball fans who
don't agree on anything. Which sidewill you choose this? Welcome to the
Divide with Mike and Corey. Putyour boy Todd Frazier. Hey, well
(00:21):
help, this is Cliff Floyd.You can't catch me on the Divide.
You can catch me on the Divideon Fox Sports The Gambler. Hopefully our
disagreement one day bring us all together, so spear so so Corny. I
own our disagreement, bring up Ido. And here we are Divide live
(00:46):
on Fox Sports The Gambler. Oneof two, five Philly one a four
to one Trent and check us outon the iHeartRadio app. Uh dude,
we are back, babe. It'sbeen First of all, I didn't realize
this. It's been just about amonth. Yeah. The second was the
last time we had a show exactlysuper I got sick, and then you
got sick, and then work andthen family and everything. Our families got
(01:10):
sick. It was not I wouldlike to say that, like, oh,
you were away, how was yourvacation? And after you went away,
I went away February no awful,yeah, but worse. Thank god
for a leap year, because technicallywe still recorded twice in February. That's
about late Thursday night, oh man. And and I can firmly say,
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with the exception of the Super Bowl, which you guys don't want to hear
any more about anyway, there's beenzero sports interesting sports. It's gonna say
Billy went nuts over their hot dogs, right right, which rightfully? So,
by the way, can we justtalk about that for a minute.
Okay, why are they ending thedollar hot dog fair? But also,
like, how great are you andhow excited are you about your team?
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If all you could complain about ishot dogs? Right? Like, there's
only two ways that works. Islike one, like your team is so
bad that all you have to relyon is hot dogs. Or your team
has been in two NLCS championship roundsin the last two years, and all
you have to worry about is yourhot dogs, right So, and that's
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what the Phillies are right now.I'm just taking the approach of like,
what's going on, man, Youcan't afford to give out dollar hot dogs
anymore? I know it was gettinga little crazy. No, I absolutely
crazy. But that's the best partabout it. Like somebody was gonna die
off. We listed the dollar hotDog last year. I really wanted to
go to a dollar hot Dog nightthis year and just buy twenty and just
wing them. Yeah, I gotwhoever I wanted, And I think they
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realized it wasn't gonna get any better. It was only going to get get
better. It was only gonna getwork. You want. If you want
butts in seats, you do dollarhot Dog. Yeah, that's fair.
You can do an inner Squad playon dollar hot Dog. I did reach
out to Trenton there. I waslike, yeo, dude, if we
don't do dollar hot dogs, like, I don't know why we're not.
Absolutely yeah, even fifty cent.I want a hot dog Cannon Philly or
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Philly, are you selling your hotdog? Cannon will purchase it. Now.
I feel like they're still going torock with the Glizzy. Also,
like this is the funniest part,and I only know this because I have
a seven year old, but ifyou go over to the kids section at
in Citizens Bank, you could geta Glizzy at any time for two bucks.
Really yeah, so right over bythe Kittie Field or whatever they want
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to call it, the Little WiffleballField and the Rock Wall. There's like
a cafe right there and they sella two dollars hot dog every single game.
It's the kids dogs. But yeah, so they are still doing a
promo. It's buy one, getone, you could buy two, get
four hot dogs, but they willno longer do the dollar dog, which
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is crazy, you know. Andthere's a lot of guys that influencers throughout
Philadelphia that are upset about it.Shoutouts to Kyle Peg and he's been the
one that's been making sure that thisis coming back every year, and I
think he's devastated that. I knowhe's devastated that it's not coming back this
year. But you know, whoknows, the Gambler's got some tricks up
our sleeves. So maybe we'll partakein some type of dog festivity. He
(04:16):
never helps, but hope. So, But yeah, what I do know
is, you know, I don'tcare if it's twenty five cents hot dogs
right now, I'm not going allover to queens and partaking in it because
it's just not worth it. Man. It's it's been awful, like you
know, we got Luke Voight ininvitation. This spring training, there's so
much. The Mets are a mess, and it's it's just it's but that's
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what preseason is for. This isme looking at every MLB lineup during preseason.
This is me. Ye who's springtraining? Who's that preseasons? It
doesn't matter. Yeah, I haveno idea. You look at any list.
And furthermore, MLB is opening thisyear two games in Korea, right,
(05:01):
And on top of that, whatare they doing? They're doing some
weird game in the spring. Didyou see that? Or there's some Is
it some sort of celebrate I don'tknow. The teams are being called a
different name, like when we playyou when the Mets play the Yankees in
uh spring training not preseason. Itshows that you guys are playing under a
(05:25):
different name, like a Spanish name. Is that like a Spanish heritage thing
that MLB does? I know?Uh, I mean that's great. I
know the NBA does it if yougo all the way because opening days,
what the twenty eighth of okay?Yeah, and then if you go or
it's twenty eight for every other team. I think it's a couple of days
before for the I love how youjust randomly asked things. Here it is
(05:47):
here, it is here, okay. Great. March twenty fourth, the
New York Yankees are playing Del MexicoDiablos Rojos. I love it. And
that's us. That's the Mets.I think, look at us, look
at us speaking culturally sound. Ilike that move. There's a few other
teams that are playing by the samename, and I think they're all Spanish
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names. I didn't know. Ohmaybe no, it's maybe just the same
thing. New Mexico Dieblo Sos.I like that movie, and like even
on the twenty sixth, look,the Washington Nationals are playing the Washington National
Futures. Okay, well that orthe Sugarland Space Cowboys, which is are
playing the Houston Nationals. I guessthat's like I'm guessing it's just an inner
squad game. I don't know.Yeah, maybe they're changing because that happens
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too the Mets play the Mets,or like they split squad, So maybe
they just changed the names for that. I like that move. Either way.
What what I thought you were goingto make fun of was the London
series, because I am going there. It's one hundred days away. No,
why would I make fun of that? Great? No, I'm excited
man across the pond. Yeah yousound like yeah from London. I love
it. I like this move.Look, man, it's been crazy.
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You know it's funny because like alot of met fans right now on Twitter,
a lot of Philly fans are pointing, poking fun at a lot and
I'm just like, yo, dude, like let them slump. Let the
sleeping beast slid, Like why arewe even talking like, oh, they're
doing bad in spring training? Well, yeah, let's not wake them up
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for the regular season because they arestacked. And you want to talk about
a team that could act absolutely justtake over. It's the amount of brains
and you're talking about a sport whereyou're playing an insane amount of hunter games.
If you think these guys are rightat like football players that play if
you're lucky, you know, twentygames in the season, right, if
you're lucky, you'll play as manyas twenty or twenty one games with playoffs.
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I kind of are not doing themath here, but I mean even
in preseason, those guys don't doanything until week one, Like you're thinking
spring training these guys are actually tryingget out of here. Man. They're
trying They're just trying not to gethurt. They're not trying to play you
know, good ball. They're probablyworking on a few things. They're changing
a few things, whether it's whatthey're throwing, they're they're hitting, they're
working with a couple of different coaches. But you're not gonna see them go
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full fourth. So for anybody,for any grown human being to watch spring
training and to really think that thisis going to be a reflection on how
their season's gonna go is Yeah,Well, there's it's twofold, right.
You got people playing for their jobsright right, and then you have other
guys that are just trying to getinto deform and figure out things, you
know, and so and and that'sreally where the where the Braves are at
(08:22):
right now. Like they know whatthey have. So it's really like,
hey, we're not we're not tryingto rock the boat. We're not trying
to get hurt, you know,and and we'll get our starters the ample
time for them to warm up.But yeah, outside of that, we're
not doing nothing. Uh you know, so I and I totally agree with
that. You know, like I, if I'm the Braves, I got
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nothing to prove, everything to loseright now in spring training. So you
know, now there's five hundred rightnow, but still like everybody wants to
point out, hey, look atlook at this record compared to that record,
and I'm just like, yo,dog gets spring training like that's that's
all it is. You know,we talk about this practice. It's practice
practice, not even practice. Metsare great a practice they're foreign to right
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now. It's ridiculous, dude,I don't think they start the season even
foreign two. Like I I hateto say, man, I'm still on
strike. I will see the Metswhen they're in Philly, when they're in
Chicago, when they're in London.I will not go to Queens anytime soon
because it's it's just it's disturbing.They couldn't even turn around and just sign
Peter Alnzo. They're not doing anything, and I'm just not about it all
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right. So we've been throwing outa lot of hypotheticals at my day job
lately, you know, like howmuch for this or what would you do
for that? So you're pretty fedup with the Mets. If the trend
continues. Let's just say for likethe next two years, and you're offered
a lump sum of money to changeyour favorite team. I would never.
No. Okay, here's where itwould get awkward. If if they actually
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the MLB Brooklyn has the rights tomake an MLB team, if that ever
happened, I would consider it.Outside of that, never, Okay,
So we talking expansion? Are wetalking someone moved to Brooklyn? Would it
have to be a complete fresh startjust from Brooklyn? Or if an if
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if like an expansion, or ifa team like Oakland or you know,
bad example, because they're already moving. But you know what I mean,
it's I guess yeah, they wouldhave to bring it back to Brooklyn in
a way that made me feel comfortable. You know, the Giants almost want
to Tampa. I don't know ifyou know that Sam Fran almost want to
Tampa bay uh in the early ninetiesand and like that. That wouldn't resonate
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the Brooklyn Athletics. I would.I would consider it. They would have
to figure out a way to bringit back to my town, my city.
You know. And it's funny becauseI heart's doing a thing with the
clean bro We're raising money for theChildren's Specialized Hospital. And I did the
walkthrough today and the venue is notonly one of the sites of the where
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ek bro first started their expansion,but it's also this beautiful, beautiful place
in Freehold. And I'm talking tothem and they're all from Brooklyn, and
like, so we're talking about ShoreRoad, like said Park, talking about
how my dad and how you knowhe ended up literally being a janitor janitor
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for the Galbirth Company and then becomingan executive for them, and uh,
you know, on how my familygrew and uh, they actually even knew
my uncle Carl, which was amazing, my brother's namesake. So it was
it was really really cool to talkto all of them. But I worked
so hard to break you down fromthis Brooklyn habit and it's an afternoon with
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more people from Brooklyn and you're backup at the top exactly unreal. So
to answer your question, I wouldhave a very tough time, uh,
you know, contemplating staying a Metsfan if Brooklyn had a team, like
if for some reason, for somereason, the Bronx was like the Yankees.
You got to get out of here, the Brooklyn Yankees to be able
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to do it. I don't know, like they'd have to change the whole
I would want Philadelphia to move,but keep the Phillies name. I went
to Brooklyn Phillies. That's what Iwould want. I don't know, man,
you know, if they keep thatlineup, i'd consider it. It's
pretty dope, you know. Butthat's that's that's where I'm at, dude.
It's it's been crazy. I feellike I haven't seen you in like
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forever. So yeah, it's goingquick, I know. I mean,
you know, it's we're allowed totake time off. I don't like it.
I didn't like it one bit.The good news is, like,
I mean, what what else?I mean, actually, the funny stuff
has just been been coming out inthe last couple of days, thank god.
Like usually we're back and forth,you know, sending sending each other
topics and all that stuff, butwe haven't really been talking about too much.
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But like even this week, likewhat what sports wise? Let's keep
it sports right now. In thefirst segments, though, you got the
Jets claiming that Hardman has been leakingthe game plan and like, get so
stupid, that's all Kevin Kincaid.Uh, you know, huge Philly sports
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guy. He wrote like, oh, yeah, give the ball to Brie
Hall. And then the second optionwas prey. So here's the game plan,
Yeah, right, give the Yeah. I'm actually I'm shocked they had
a game plan. You yeah,you want to, Like the minute Aaron
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Rodgers was gone, you're just like, all right, that's it, you
know. And and also that poorlittle kid he knew they didn't have a
game plan. He stopped playing ZachWilson. That poor young man, poor
young man, that poor little guy, Oh my god. And what else?
Uh? And then Tyreek Hill brokea lady's like that story is insane.
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First of all, I gotta getdates, like when did this happen?
Like I know she's doing a lawsouoner. She's a big, bigger
I don't want to say she's abig size model. Well she's she's just
a big human human. She's sixone and whatever. Like gorgeous, right,
absolutely gorgeous. But her story ishysterical. I'm sorry, it is,
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like why are we hearing just hearingabout this now? Man? You
first of all, he slides intoyour DMS, he flies you out,
he's you claim he flew you outto his house. I mean dude,
maybe his wife tried to burn thehouse down and that's why he had to
deal with that fire. I don'tknow. I mean, if we're looking
at a timeline here, like thedudes have, you know, publicly happily
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married, and all of a sudden, he's saying he's flying a chick to
his house in Miami, Like Idon't know, Like, I don't know.
I'm a doubter. I'm a doubterof everything. To sue him for
breaking like because he gave you anudge get out of here. I mean
he I love like the part ofthe story where he tried to downplay what
was wrong with her leg and likeoffered her icence or break. It was
(14:52):
a clean break, So I don'tknow, man, Like it sounds like
she should get paid, you know. And it's also like why why I
get it? Like you want to. Yeah, I'm a football player.
Let's let's rough house. But theminute she knocked down your butt, like
just deal with it, like,use that that was the way it happened.
Yeah, I guess I would haveused that to have other activities absolute,
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not to have a physical altercation.Go here, it's okay, knock
me down. You right then Iwould have played it off as a salesperson
too, like maybe like I meantthe fall, you know, like I
wouldn't have It's not like you likeI might turn a lineup. What are
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you proving? I kind of hopethere's video of it. I want to
do the whole thing. Yeah,absolutely crazy, Oh my god, oh
man, Yeah, that's it.No, what about Yogurt day in fantastic?
Yeah, fan, that's the wayyou would hire somebody's number. There,
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everything was cool. So Uh,the Pittsburgh Penguins retired Yoager's number during
warm ups, the one of sixteams. Yeah, I know Dud's played
for so so during the warm upsthe entire team UH went out wearing the
Yogurt Yager's number his jersey, alongwith UH the Mullets, the Yogura bullets,
and then at the end of everybodycoming out, Yogurt came out for
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the warm up. Still looks likehe can play in the NHL. I
mean he only stopped not too longago. Absolutely fantastic, So fantastic that
Pittsburgh rolled out the red carpet somuch for Yoger they gave him the best
hotel room in the city and youknow who he took that hotel room from
Drake Drake. Yeah, that wasmy favorite story. Drake's trying to get
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I guess he's on tour, he'sperforming, He's trying to get you know,
the best hotel and they're like,sorry, yeah, I want to
just want to. I wanted tosee Drake's reaction when the hotel's like,
sorry, Yarmia Yagur is staying inthis room, you can't have it.
I want to who. I mean, Drake's from Canada, so if you
gotta know, maybe something maybe maybeYeah, I don't know, but I
imagine a Google took place at somepoint. But also, like, finally
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Drake had a day where everything didn'tgo his way because everything everything's been coming
up roses when it comes to tricklately. So you know, I'm actually
happy Yager got one over him.The creepy moment in the Yogur thing is
when he talks about his girlfriend yeahand not knowing like probably it's creepy with
a little bit of humor because heit was with the So basically he says,
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my girlfriend is too young to haveseen me when I played with the
pan I think it was just whenhe was with the Penguins. Yeah,
but don't worry. I showed hervideos or something like that, something like
that. So and I get heplayed with the penguins. Oh well,
I mean yeah, nineties, earlynineties. Yeah, so actually maybe eighties.
Ya, Yagur's up there. Yeah, you got a girlfriend younger than
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mid thirties. That is a littleit's a little creepy, but he's yager.
He can do it. I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio does it all the
time, and nobody bad bats aneye. I mean we started to,
like, the whole society ideas hasdefinitely started to recognize the fact that,
you know, DiCaprio is a littlecreepy. No, dude, I wrote
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his coat tails with my with mylong blonde hair, for blue eyes,
for that whole genre. No one'sgoing to believe you about that, by
the way. Alright, cool,Well, so many people think I knew
you, I knew you. No, No, I'm not saying that the
color like I knew you with hair, so I know, but I feel
like people that are watching are goingto look at you and be like,
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no, man, you were baldall the time. Whatever. I'm just
saying like, I just there's noimagination with people these It's fine, it's
fine, but we can we canpost like when we make when you cut
this clip, you can post apicture of you with the blonde hair.
If only the social media was thatimpactful. Like it's like some days like
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I'm like, thank god I don'thave hair, because like you could just
quickly shave and go, oh youput a skull cap on it and just
walk out the door. I can'tdo that. I put a little a
product in my hair and my earscold. You're not wearing earbuffs. But
also like if if when when Ihad hair, if I showered at night
then I wake up in my hair, was like yeah, it was.
It was not like so like Idon't miss any of that stuff. But
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uh, you know there are sometimesespecially when it's cold and you don't have
a hat on. Do you understandhow cold that is? Sunscreen placement,
sunscreen place mat just have you everworn a like a trucker hat that's got
like the little like yeah, doyou get sunburned? I always wanted to
ass that's like a screen door infront of it. It's still gonna get
(19:37):
sunburned. You're just gonna look freakingweird, you know, it's my god.
That's uh. That's the facts,man, that's the facts. You
take the good, you take thebed, You take them both, and
there you have, all right.Guys, Hey, listen, we gotta
take a short break when we comeback. We got a run down,
a lot of stuff for the rundowns. It's been a month, for God's
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We don't do that. We're shirchlyserious. Okay, you guys see
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it is. Yeah, let's talk. Let's talk run down here, because
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it's been a lot of weird stuffthat's been coming out of the news and
I don't know if it's because it'slike it's just slow time for media.
I mean, we're in between awardshows. There's no real sports going on,
with the exception of hockey and basketball, which apparently don't count anymore.
So it's like the stuff that maybeit's just the stuff that people are interested
in. For example, you sentme this today and I read it and
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I can't say I agreed with it, but it kind of blew my mind
that someone would at least admit it. Bradley Cooper admitting that he didn't love
his daughter right away. He didn'teven know if he loved her up until
like eight like did he say eightmonths? Eight months? Now, don't
get me wrong, when you wereI'll admit it. First father, the
kids, there, boy, girl, whoever you know it's you, a
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newborn baby and your wife, andyeah, you're not. I wasn't.
I was like happy, I wasoverjoyed, but I wasn't like, you
know, like, oh my god, I'm so in love. I was
more like, oh my god,don't I don't know what I'm doing.
I screwed this up. Yeah,exactly, So I can see if he
was like yeah the first day ortwo, and then after a month I
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really started to admire and blah blahblah blah blah. Dude he said eight
months he said eight months months.Also like maybe he's not around the kid
that often because about that acting,I thought ever like that, but also
like I also understood it changes.Like at first, like I was protective.
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Peyton had these beautiful big blue eyeslike so like I was hooked and
in love from the second I mether. But then when eight months evolved,
they have a personality now and theystart growing and they just start mimicking
you or reminding you of your lovedones. And yeah, then there's more
of an emotional connection. I completelyagree with that, but to try to
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say like he described it as likeif if some but he like came into
the house and started shooting, youwouldn't have protected. Yeah, he straight
up said that. He's like,if someone comes in with a gun,
I have to protect. He's like, yeah, I gotta do it.
Like yo, Bro, first ofall, you live in Beverly Hills.
No one's coming in with a gun. Dude. Get a stupid scenario.
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Such a thing to think about,but such a brad Bradley Cooper. I
wouldn't expect it. From way toGo Philly. He represents you, by
the way unreal. I mean,I'm sure he's a great guy. Yeah,
I don't if you it doesn't matterto me, Bro, I'll still
watch your movies whether you love yourkid or not. Yeah, kid learned.
He's learning how to read. Andhe's just like wait what what wait
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what that like you can't lie.I loved you from the moment I saw
You're Like love at first sight wasnot for us. It happens, man,
I don't know. Maybe maybe he'smaybe he's just you know, people
are gonna get on the internet andbe like, I feel the same way.
He's so brave to admit it.You know that stuff's going. People
do that stuff. People identify orthey bend over backwards to identify with celebrities.
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People are gonna now purposely not lovetheir children. Just to Bradley Cooper,
Dad, call me in eight months. I'll think about it, but
I'm taking the first eight months off. You're you're with your own So so
Brad Cooper. Uh, John canwe John Cena Yeah, is promoting his
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new movie It looks pretty funny.Actually, I like, I've been liking
John Cena. He's like kind oflike growing on here. Well, I
I've always kind of liked him becauhe's always been playing like the goofball,
the funny guy. He's just he'sreally when he was the drug dealer in
that bler My Safe Forward, justkeep going. But no, I I
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I've been liking a lot. Andeven when he did the that DC thing
whatever, even Barbie was the Mermaid, I didn't. I haven't seen Barbie
yet me either. I just knowthere was a lot of controversy because he
decided to be the murmur man.Yeah, sure, man, you didn't
see it at all. I didn't. I didn't. I promise you.
I'm just saying. It's not thatI'm trying to not say. It's just
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like, you know, I don'tknow if you noticed. I changed career
pads and I haven't noticed it.But he apparently he everybody thought it was
a joke that he made an onlyfans because he's promoting this new movie.
And he straight up was like,no, it's not a joke. I
don't even know. We can sayit on the radio the things, but
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those things could have dual meetings,so I don't have an only pop over.
But I'm sure the things that helisted are the actual things of what.
It's like a pop tart right he'smaking He's making actual tea and not
doing the other thing that he's saying. Or he's using his scissors to make
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arts and crafts and not doing somethingelse. So what a marketing tool?
I didn't hold on. I haveto google? Are you joining right now?
No? I just want to google, Like what dangerous? It's a
good thing. You're not doing thisat work. We're not to do that
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work only fans or Google? Yeah, it says the news, it is
only fans, John Scene, Letme click oh, says subscribe for free.
Yeah, so we can't be givenaway that it's it's a publicity stun.
I think it is. It's greatfor for only fans want to join
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just to subscribe. Man, Yeah, now you're in. I kind of
do, but I kind of don'tbecause I have How am I gonna explain
that to people? Oh? No, I have an account because I did
it for John Cena And well it'slike all the new the dating like Ashley
Madison and stuff for now, likepromoting the fact that you could just join
to meet other friends, like theydon't you don't have to date them.
You could just meet friends like Mikeand Corey. You could meet on these
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data their new their news yeah them. Yeah, they're like, do you
want to be friends or or whatever? So like if you're if your significant
others saw that you were on Tender, then you could be like, I'm
just trying to be trying to befriends. You know, will move to
Brooklyn. Mike's always working. Whatdo you want me to do? Right?
What do you want me to do? Because your masters are girls,
So I don't understand. I wishthere was an only friend wait a second
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only friends, only friends we mayhave just ignored that, but it's where
everybody cheats. We're just babe,We're just friends. We're only friends.
Speaking of kellogg shout outs to them. I don't know if you saw that
in the news. What an idiot? No, like he's trying an idiot
(27:48):
saving the financial crisis for one ofall. So the CEO or the president
CEO of Kellogg's s hey, Ihave an idea Americans or general public,
you should. He literally made thisannouncement. You should just eat cereal for
dinner and that would be a greatway to combat inflation. Yeah, and
I'm here to say that if youthink I'm trying to combat inflation by eating
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cereal for dinner, and you thinkI'm eating your brand name cereal, you
are off your rocker. Kellogg's isa lot more expensive than the basic stuff
that they all say. That's fair. Now, there's there's two things I
would like to share. One sometimesyou shouldn't share everything with the media,
and that's probably one philosophy the CEOshould not have shared. Because Walmart during
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the recession. I don't know ifyou know this, but I worked there
for like four minutes. They weretelling everybody we're not going after the lower
middle class anymore. We're going afterthe upper middle class. During the recession,
because they realized they could cap capturean audience they never had, so
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they purposely broad in brands that theyknew that the upper middle middle class would
go after, whether it was Champion, Nike, really Starter, anything they
could get a hold of, includingfood and other beverages to try to get
them in. And then once theygot them in, they started taking those
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brands away. So that was there. That was when the world needed,
you know, when the world wasat its tough, Walmart capitalized. That's
so wild. Yeah, but theydidn't share that on the news. If
they did, but they shared itenough to where I was like, Yo,
I'm out. I am out,unless dude was just trying to be
cheeky, like if they were justasking like, oh, you're a CEO,
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you're thinking about it. Yeah,just Cereal. I'd get home late
and I ate Cereal for dinner,you know, Like I definitely have had
Cereal for dinner, yeah, orlate night snack, you know, like
I would have won that route.I wouldn't have went, Yeah, you
know what next barbecue? Having ricequisbyes because you think, like, who's
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worried about inflation? Right, it'snot the college kid. I mean he's
worried about her he or she's likethey're not. But it's like the the
average working class uh citizen is worriedabout inflation. That usually has a wife
and a family or a significant otherend a family, you know what I
mean. So what imagine like dadcomes home from work, all right,
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everybody kids, looks like we're cookingcereal, Like, come on, man,
funny. The funniest thing was like, and when we were in college,
that's close to the recession time,right, like what was a known
thing? That was what was partlybecause we spent all of our money on
booze, but right everybody was buyingroma. Oh absolutely, but that's because
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we were like we dude, betweengas and ramen. We literally figured out
like, all right, if Ionly put now back, then we could
put five bucks in your tank andit would actually go somewhere. Yeah,
So we would put five bucks ina tank of gas, we'd buy ramens,
and then we would spend seven alcoholbecause and what was great is you
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didn't have to eat the whole thingof ramen and you get blackout, drunk
a lot quicker, so it's perfect. It's funny. Man I was thinking
about this today. I'm drive homeand I'm like, man, I,
there's like some like moments of mylife that are so clear with my memory,
and then from age like nineteen totwenty two, for some reason,
it's a little blurry. You know. I don't know what the significance is
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or the reason, but I'm prettysure everybody can draw their conclusion. Yeah,
well, you know where my prioritieswere at. Now ramen is like
a cool thing to eat, andit's like six bucks. What dude,
Pain's obsessed? That's is that thesame reason why crocs are like sixty bucks
or whatever they are Like, It'sjust they're so sarcastically awful that people are
into it now and now they raisethe price on that. It's it's insane.
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This is why I can't stand it. Let's let's the last thing for
the rundown we want to talk aboutbecause we're both people that when we go
out, we like to have agood time. But it's been a while
since we've been out a bar,or you should say, a restaurant in
the Atlanta area. It's called catchkitchen and cocktails stird controversy because they basically
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just added a live fee charge toyour bill. So let's say you and
the wife decide to go out,you make dinner reservations. Dude, I
know you. You're like me.I'm not making my dinner reservations based off
of what live music's and in fact, if I'm making dinner resumes exactly,
I don't want live music. Sosomeone shared their bill where they had quite
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a bit. First of all,this is a pretty expensive place. I
mean, three glasses of wine forforty two bucks. Fourteen bucks for a
glass of wine. That's insane.Anyway, long story short, they had
a tab well over two hundred bucks. But what they noticed and what they
circled was there was a two liveso party of two live band entertainment fee
and I guess it's ten bucks eachbecause it was twenty bucks. Like,
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is that is that the restaurant's faultor should the restaurant just hire the band
and hopes to get people to goto the bar exactly, Like, now
I'm paying for you to have alive band that I probably didn't even want
there to begin with, because like, look, I love musicians I listen
to music NonStop, you know,shout out to iHeartRadio. But the facts
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of the facts, like I've neverwent to a bar to see a band.
I've also never enjoyed a bar wherethere was a band playing, you
know, unless I had emotional connectionto that bar. Go to a bar,
see a band, fantastic, right, sit down to dinner, right,
and there's anything more than a guyplaying the piano. No, Like,
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come on, man, I'm notI don't want to eat dinner.
And also you're adding to your abbiance. I'm not paying for that crap.
Yeah, you know, I don'tknow. This is maybe this is the
way the world's doing business, andthat needs to be an upfront fee,
right, like like there's been coversand stuff when you get yeah, but
just add that to the bill.That's I don't know, man, that's
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balls. And who knows. Maybethey did say that, and these people
are trying to put it on blastbecause that had funny, but put it
on my tab. Just put iton my tab. Also, it was
like the day after Valentine's Day,they went the fifteenth of February, So
I don't know if that had anythingto do with it, which is messed
up. Man, You're already spendinga lot of money. Going out around
Valentine's on the fifteenth February is supposiblelyfor the men, right, it's a
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particular day. It is. Itis a particular day. So give it
back, ladies, give it back, give it back. No, yeah,
that's I'd be so pissed, youknow what it is because especially if
you're going out, like I expectto spend money. I don't mind going
to a nice place, but it'sthe principle. And I get it.
Your tab is close to three hundredbucks now after tip and tax and all
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that. And yeah, if you'respending three hundred bucks, people are gonna
be like, well, what's thebig deal of it? Twenty bucks?
It's the principal, man. Couldyou imagine if that happened at Tyreek Hill?
What if you would have done tothat la? Oh my god,
it broke some legs. He jukedhis way on out of there without my
god, we got to take aquick break. Eys when we come back,
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You're listening to the Divide right hereon the Gambler, and we are
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twenty not fifteen. Twenty Funniest TVShows Ever made? Ranks. Let's go
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through as many as we can inthe last ten minutes. This was published
a few months ago. This goeseverything from classic sitcoms to just you know,
contemporary sattire, just any show,anybody. It's It's ranked by MovieWeb
dot com the Funniest TV Shows EverMade? Coming in at number twenty.
We have Bob's Burgers. Did youever watch Bob's Burgers? I find it
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awkward and stupid. Yeah, Idon't like it. I like the other
one that the same guy voiced Archer. Did you ever see that? I
thought that was hilarious and it's thesame voice. And then they did a
crossover once, and that's hilarious becausehe's like, you sound amazing. So
Archer's like a double O seven typeguy as a ladies man, and then
Bob's Burger's is like the complete opposite. He's like a receding hairline. Goofball
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with a goofy family and they crossedover but like talking to each other,
and it was the funniest episode ever. So I was a fan of Archer.
My brother loves Bob's Burgers so muchthat they have a portrait of their
family in that animation. Do theyreally? Yeah, they have a big
Bob's Burger. Is a big,big Bob Burger, Big Bob Burger number
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nineteen. You have Fraser. Fraserwas on rout the same time after Yager's
girlfriend was born nineteen ninety three totwo thousand and four. I'm actually surprised
at last show reminds me of likethe driest of the driest wine. Yeah,
absolutely to me, snoozefest completely.I'm sure there was some funny moments,
but nah, not at all.Eighteen Modern Family very funny, very
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funny, went on for a littletoo long, clipworthy though. Yeah the
cap got a little too Oh yeah, Phil Dumphy just the funniest man there.
Yeah, funniest man there. Butuh yeah, well I'll say,
Okay, Veep. Did you everwatch Veep? Was that with Pamela Anderson?
No, no, no, no, The Veep was with Julia Lewis
(37:24):
Dreyfus, the one that play LaneSeinfelt. Yeah, yeah, the VP
I've seen. I've seen a few, not enough to say that severely underrated.
Okay, you would actually like ita lot, believe it or not
really good. Let's skip around afew because sixteen's mister being nobody likes miss
ted laugh. I'm not there yet. Fifteen's arrested development Jason Bateman. Okay,
(37:46):
show wasn't a huge fan of it, but I could go back.
Fourteen is nothing we've ever heard of. Friends is on there at number thirteen.
Fresh Prince is number twelve. Signwe all know how you feel about
Seinfeld at eleven. I don't evenlike the order of these three. I
think Seinfeld is funny. I actuallythink it's a lot funnier than number eleven.
(38:08):
You don't You're not a Seinfeld guy. No, it's awful. What's
to do? The show Friends wasfunny. I don't know how I feel
about like, I don't know.Let's go through the rest of this list.
Here is how I met your motheron it? No, I might
be not yet. Number ten isSouth Park. Golden Girls is number nine.
(38:31):
They got Golden Girls? Like,who're talking about shows of all times.
Top three easily because it's it's Iwould say top five. Generational.
Yeah, generational, Well they dothey I don't know if they still do
still current, but it's they doshows literally week by week, so it's
very current, yurrent, yeah,very current. The Golden Girls, like,
(38:52):
come on, man, you can'tsay it's the funniest number. It's
not camping the top ten funniest TVshows of all time, you just can't
be. The Simpsons are not numbereight. The Simpsons should be top ten
just for their run alone. Yeahthat's fair. Always Sonny is number seven.
Always Sonny systemic, it is,it's great and at any time you
really get it wasn't dogs one.Oh my god. Just earlier today I
(39:14):
was sharing clips and it was theone where they were at like a place
that didn't have alcohol, and it'slike, wait, damn, so that's
what I'm saying, like this here'this is where this list loses me.
Always Sonny, absolutely hysterical. Putit anywhere in your tops head, I
don't care. Sometimes some people arelike, it's not for everybody, and
then number six Brooklyn nine nine,the corniest show on planet are like,
(39:39):
dude, I like Sandberg it shouldit should so it should be in the
twenties. It should be in thetwenties, especially if nineteen was frasier.
I would put I would put Brooklynnine nine fifteen. But who I'm putting
way above Brooklyn nine nine is Kennyfreaking Powers East bounded down. Should be
somewhere in there. And I getit. It's probably because of the rated
(39:59):
R. It's not, But dude, that that was a funny show.
Oh dude, I should have lookedon this stupid list. What's number one?
Hold on, I gotta build thesuspense here. We have a few
minutes left, all right, So, uh, Brooklyn nine nine six,
We don't agree with that at all. Parks and Recreation number five, funny
show clip worthy. Yeah, Idon't know if it's top ten, but
(40:22):
like thirty Did you ever watch thirtyRock? That's the one with the Gylex
Baldwin and Tina fe thirty Rock?I did, And uh yeah, Tracy
Morgan makes that show. Yeah forsure, he's great. I mean the
whole show, The whole show isgreat. I watched it was good.
I don't think it's a top five, but I think it's I think it'll
(40:44):
beat out a lot of these,Like you have Family Guys number four,
they're top five. Absolutely, Thenthis is generational here. I love Lucy's
number three. That's crazy. That'sa generational thing. That's like one of
those cult things where it's like,whose grandma made this exact dude, Well
it gets worse. Number two isThe Office. I like the Office.
(41:08):
The Office is funny. I feellike The Office is again one of those
cult followings where people are into itbecause everybody else is into it. I
do like it. There's a lotof funny. And this is number two.
This is number two. You're nevergonna guess what number one is.
I'm actually so angry that I didn'tlook at what number one was first because
I wanted to shame on you MovieWeb. It was like, alf dude,
(41:30):
it's Futurama. No, so youdon't have thirty Rock on this list.
No, you don't have Curb onthis list. You don't like you.
You put Futurama's number one if youcan put it, like put Family
Guys number one, if you canput anything, or put The Office as
number one, like there's so manyother TV shows you can bump. I
(41:51):
love Lucy that shit, I meanthat could be funny shows of all time
if we're doing like a top fiftylist. But I mean, dude,
Parks and RECs always sunny in Philadelphia, Like Workaholics was funny. I mean
not everybody's cup of tea, butstill, you know, there's I feel
like there's just How I Met YourMother should be on there, you know
(42:12):
what I mean? Like I neverwatched it, but some people go crazy
over Big Bang there. But alsolike if you're gonna put on like all
these other you gotta put say aboutthe bell up there too, you know,
and like there you could all right, what was the other one?
This is the fifteen best comedy showsaccording to Stroke He's funny. Six Feet
Under? Did you ever watch sixFeet Under? No? So they got
arrested? Development on there? SouthPark see IMDb has South Park as number
(42:36):
thirteen of all time. The MarvelousMiss masel they have is number twelve.
Pretty funny. That's actually I dolike that show a lot. Ye,
Boys Met World was pretty funny.It was The Simpsons are on Here number
eleven. IMDb also has The Boyson here. This is a little bit
more frequent Freaks and Geeks. Thatwas actually a pretty good TV show.
Yeah, what the hell is BoJackHorseman? I don't know. This is
(43:04):
curb. This has Curb on there. Okay, you're not a big curb
though. Always Sonny again at numbersix, Okay, see this. Ted
Lasso's on here for number five,but when with this list it's a little
more current. Seinfeld's number four.You would have hated it because you would
have hated that Seinfeld So high Friendsis number three. I don't really like
that either. The Office is numbertwo again, number one Seinfeld. No,
(43:25):
Rick and Morty. I like Rickand Morty. I don't think I've
ever watched one. Not enough episodes, not enough episodes, needs more episodes.
But Rick and Morty is classic.But Rick, I don't even know
what that is. I don't know. Maybe I'm just not I'm not with
it. Maybe I just think myshows are funny and that's it. Yeah.
I don't think Fraser is funny atall. No, but I have
(43:46):
the Fraser theme song stuck in myhead. Yeah. So this li Zlid
and Scrambled Dude, marvelous missmays Olewas absolutely funny. Did you finish it?
No? I didn't, actually sure? Man, Yeah, and it's
really nice they died. I feellike it doesn't it sounds like it's terrible,
(44:07):
Like, oh man, it wasgood. I don't trust your bloodline
because of the fact that you guyswill lie to each other to make other
people. They're such a distrust inour family that anytime. So it started
off with just us recommending terrible moviesto each other, and it obviously it
caught on pretty quick. They're like, dude, you have to watch this
(44:27):
movie and then you waste two hoursof your life and then we just start
laughing. So now, have youever heard of Twin Peaks? The restaurant
non clients, So you gotta becareful, No, no, no,
no. Twin Peaks was a show. I want to say. It was
back in like the nineties or earlytwo thousands. Super weird. And it
(44:50):
was the nineties because I think AmericanGladiators got popular right after Twin Peaks ended,
okay, because I think whatever stationhad Twin Peaks had to fill that
slot and that's why American Gladiators blewup. Anyway, it's very weird.
It won a whole bunch of awards. They I think they did a movie
about it. Yeah, or likea Twin Peaks movie in the early two
(45:12):
thousands. Either way, Jay hasbeen watching it. It's super weird,
but it's so awful. It's inhis wheelhouse, but he keeps trying to
get us to watch it. He'slike, you guys, gotta watch the
season and so. But anyway,so all of this, we're like,
dude, we're not we don't watchrecommended movie shows. We're like, not
forget it that, we're not wastingour time. But anything else we recommend.
You gotta try this restaurant. Nowwe're like, uh, do we
(45:34):
really have to try it? Orwas it so bad you just want us
to suffer too? That's great,it's fantastic. The league was was sneaky
funny? Oh yeah, I forgotabout the league. See, we should
do We're gonna do our own sneakyfunny TV shows of all time. Well,
we'll get back to you guys withthat next week. Huge shout out
to mister Inzarello for winning that NewJersey Hockey Sectional state championship. I do
(45:57):
gotta shout you out because you justwon that earlier. It was a great
and good luck in the finals,buddy. Even the rest of the Philadelphia
Trent area. You guys, wewill see you next week. We will
definitely be back, you know,so hopefully you can't wait to hear our
voices and you can wager on it. We're talking about it. It's the Gambler.
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