The Opener: September 26, 2023

Here's the opening segment for Tuesday September 26th, 2023, featuring KT's review of his trip to Green Bay plus Danny has a nocturnal admission.

Episode Transcript

(00:17):
All right, it's me ask Wove. Its good Tuesday morning. All Danny
Bayliss is here, Mike's Roy's hereat J. J. Jackson as well.
I'm Kevin. We have fun todayin one hour Sports at seven,

(00:41):
good god, it's Rangers season,nut Cowboys season. You know who won't
commit a holding penalty that I'll setyour offense back to Rangers. They just
won't. You know who we'll giveyou have red zone woes. It's Rangers.
Seven o'clock. That's a college stuff, kind of wild. Eight o'clock.

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I do have Cowboys thoughts because Iwas done yesterday and I did watch
the game on the plane closely.Really, Oh man on your computer?
Oh god, not my on myphone, because I didn't take my computer.
You know, I don't want totake a computer on a trip.

(01:22):
That's a sad experience watching a gamethat you care about on your phone.
I didn't care about the game.You know, you have to care about
it a little bit. I waslistening for Moose. I was listening to
see if a kicker would miss akick and one of the mascots would bang
their head off this support beam.You were you were razor sharp, focused
on the return cut. Did yousee when Tony Pollard lost a shoe?

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Though, Yeah, that's right.We didn't talk about that yesterday. I
did, Boy, I immediately parkedup because you could have no shoe.
It was week two, obviously,but you could have done oh, cowboy
will lose a shoe, and thatwould have been awesome too. I had
to put it in week two forTyler Beadest. She didn't even play yesterday.
Next year we need to do yearlong your long shoes. Well that's

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a great one. Well, look, cowboy's a shoe this this year.
My Twitter did blow up really onthe Pollard shoe bro Like, no,
I'm wasn't even close to being right, because I would love McCarthy lying on
the ground at some point. Yeah, for a full year. Oh wow,
I like the wine Lady coach,we need to play. You know

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that bitch gotlo was coming to whatwatch the videos. They clearly stop the
timer and she tries to get up, She goes, she looks up at
the camera and she goes and squeezesa few more and then she falls.
It's like, you cheated, girl, and you got what you deserve.

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When you cheat, you fall.The crime of smashing grapes with her feet.
She was local, right, Ihad like Arizona. That could be
wrong. What you should the windknocked out of her? Get bathed.
It's like a seal. You everhad a wind knocked out of you?
Good bunch? That's not fun.You ever do it in a sports game

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where the coach comes out and thesolution is to grab you by your belt
and like lift you off the groundhelping? Not only in sports where you
land on the ball. Oh yeah, it sucks, Yeah, terrible,
It's scary. It's scary. Youcan look, you cannot breathe. You're
feeling like the scariest. You're dying, Yes, in front of everyone.

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Is terrible. Oh. A guydidd into golf course Mikey on Rider Cup
week? My was he European orAmerican? We don't know. Find out
that's six thirty. Have you've everbooked a tea time at Tennyson? I
don't fault you for that. Doyou actually have to book a tea time
at Tennyson or do you just likewalk over from the fireplace lounge and start

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playing. It's nicer than that.It is nicer than that. Sometimes you
have to book a tea time atNo, it's just the neighborhood, not
Tennyson Glenn, which is there,and they're lesser course because Tennyson Highlands is
the first one. And that normalthough that like golf courses tend to be
surrounded by some rough neighborhoods, yeah, oftentimes because they're old. Yeah,

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like what the Cedar Crest is ina rough, rough fish neighborhood, but
a beautiful course with a wrought ironfence around the whole thing. D d
Ac is right up there on Fergusonwhere people get shot all the time.
Yeah, or Laprada or whatever.I don't know, it's weird. Cedar

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Crest is like now there's like somany nice houses being bought up around there,
and I'm like, don't make ittwo NICs, Like, I don't
know. I don't like when thathappens. Talking about gentrification, Kevin,
I like that, I can't wejust have some normal houses? Does everything
have to be huge? Well?How do you You don't build a new

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house that's not at least somewhat modern. Book stands out in a neighborhood with
seventy year old houses. I grewup in my neighbors were goats and chickens.
So like when things get too bigaround me, it makes me uncomfortable.
Yeah, and that's why I livein a crappy neighborhood and the beautiful
town of Richardson. It'll take downFarmers Branch any day. All that's going

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around. Oh oh, Ben venut, I'm hearing about something at seven thirty.
It's the scuttle butt, but I'mrenaming it today. Where are all
of our rewards? Hmm? Iwonder what could be the lead there?
Yeah, I haven't had an awardand quite some time, you dirty dog.

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He tried to go the whole showwithout anyone mentioned it, and Ben
Rogers came in here and couldn't nailit. For those that don't know,
hey, we were laser focused onNFL football yesterday. Brow we didn't have
time for awards. No back padding, you guys crush yesterday there was no
circle jerking or back padding, noneof that until Ben came in here.

(06:27):
Yeah and did both to you.That was nice as he tries to get
to know you better. It's goingslowly, Yeah, I don't think it's
I think it's moving in any directionat all. The first time he saw
you. He called you cash,but he's trying to win you over.
Now, can you believe it?That's outstanding. It's pretty badass. Thank

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you, Dallas Observers. Radio Personalityof the Year twenty twenty three goes to
one Mike's Roy. Did you seethe other nominastic? No? I didn't
Kevin. Oh, imagine you havea list. You didn't see him.
I don't know what that means.There are other nominees. They they narrowed
these down to finalists. No,they don't know. You gotta work behind

(07:13):
the scenes. You have to contactyour Dallas Observer friends. Okay, you
didn't see no Kevin, who arethat? I'm not gonna tell you,
all right, we'll tell him later. Bring it up, set an appointment.
Well, I mentioned the count.If you did that, then you
know you might be Radio Personality ofthe Year and I don't want it.
And when you combine that with mymy victory and the stand Up Comedian of

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the Year for DW that I didn'tsee that. Yeah, they kind of
buried it, you know. Itold him, Hey, I don't like
Yeah. It was on page ninetyone of the Observe ninety one pages.
Congrats as just great. Uh yeah, that's just great. That was really

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cool. It was a big freakweekend. Never had anything nice happened to
me like that. This was shockingand very very cool. It was kind
of cool, like I left townfor the weekend and then the freak just
had a great weekend, and itwas a big sign. I think of
moving to Seattle. Condition by subtraction. I think that's the thing people say,
definitely. Well, I trust me, trust me. I deal with

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it more than you guys even know. Oh, why don't you just go
to another show? Well, Mikeand Danny got this. I know.
People like, oh my god,No, were like, were miserable.
Jesus. It feels different, youknow. We were over the coffee machine
at eight thirty, was like,oh god, I mean Kevin. Kevin's

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not here. It's awful, MikeMikey said, a stool has three legs,
not two, Like, I don'tsit on a stool with two legs.
Who's gonna rub our feet during shows? You can't. Who's gonna make
our coffee? You must have three. I'm gonna do a quick one.
No, Danny's gonna go first.Let me do this, because I think

(09:05):
you had some you said you hadyou had some ejaculate. No no,
no, no, no, no, you Kevin, it's gonna take you
a day or two ease back intothis. That's obvious. What what's he
doing. I think he's just firedup. I think he's excited if the
day he's got to demonstrate value ofbomb. May you may you may have

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heard the term radio blue balls andyou get to see it in action today
from Senor Cavo. I think thatMike's Erroy winning Radio Personality of the Year
and the Observer had some influence onsomething that happened to me last night.
And because now it's time for nocturnaladmissions, yes we please explain what this

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is. Yeah, it's a simplepolicy that states, if you have a
dream that features or contains one ofyour coworkers, you must reveal the information
and the story of that dream liveon the air to that coworker. Well,
that very thing occurred to me lastnight, and this dream was so
vivid and maybe impactful that the firstthing I did when I the alarm went

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off is immediately jumped up and beforeI even fed my dog, I grabbed
the laptop and opened up notes andstarted typing and this is what I came
up with at four twenty four inthe morning. Be ready, I'm ready,
Okay. I'm walking through the mainarea of a shopping mall emblematic of

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the mid nineteen eighties. Ahead isan escalator with a very low grade that
descends toward what appears to be avideo game arcade. As I ride down
toward it and see that the typesof games inside are the ones that I've
never seen before, pinball machines thathave images of heavy metal bands, but

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low level bands that would not typicallyhave games licensed to them. As I
enter the game room, I seeKatie and Sir Roy. Katie is playing
a machine and Sir Roy is walkingthrough the arcade as if he is looking
for someone to talk with. Somehow, I'm able to ascertain that Sir Roy

(11:31):
has just won twenty five hundred dollarsoff some Russian mobster types in a video
game challenge, which I'm not surprisedby, because in my dream, Sir
Roy comes off like the kid inschool that grew up with a pool table
and his dad probably looked like Smokyin the Bandit era Burt Reynolds, and

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he probably screwed every divorce in hisneighborhood, which likely meant that s Roy
was quite adept at parlor games likedarts and had his first beer when he
was six. I saddle up toplay a game I've never seen before,
featuring the image of local nighties DallasTV News icons like Clarice Tinsley and John
McKay. Yes, I put myquarters in and begin playing, and the

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game on the screen is nothing morethan Galica. As I capture my second
ship, which increases my firing powerby two times. For some reason,
I let every single enemy escape withoutfiring a shot in the first bonus round.
So Roy is standing over my shoulder, belittling my strategy and laughing at
my gameplay the entire time. Andthen my alarm went off and I woke

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up. Yes, I don't likethat, and I don't belittle it was
ever weird. Yeah, it wasso effing weird to see this video game
and you're like walking around just bigshotting everybody, and you got twenty five
hundred dollars that you just are braggingabout that you won in this video game
challenge, and these guys that areRussian dudes and suits are like, hey,

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he's the best. He's so goodat this video game and they're doing
shots of vodka. But I amlooking for someone to talk to you.
You're wanting to tell a friend aboutwhat I tell someone, so rather than
tell me about it, I'm playingthe Fox four News video game. But
that's just Gallaga and you're like laughingat me because you know the challenge drowned
where they all you know, you'rejust basically shooting and nobody's shooting happy.

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I'm just watching them just go by, and I don't fire one shot,
and you were just ripping me.What are you doing, you idiot?
You're not even hitting your buttons.I'm just frozen. He move, let
me because I think I was intimidatedby I was in the same with the
radio personality of the year. Goodgod. No, that's why this should

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have never come up yesterday or today, is because that that's gonna be with
infiltrated my dreams. Yeah, well, thank you. I'm honored. I
wonder if it's is the last wasthat mean as your last dream? You
think, like, what, yeah, it was the I mean it was

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four four twenties when my alarm goesoff and the alarm I was so mad
because I wanted to see how thisthing finished, because dude, it was
a cool dream and it was incrediblylucid, full color. I dream if
my dreams are lucid, they're alwaysin full color. And it was so
much fun. But there was thatthat kind of tension, and I felt

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like, I don't know, Ifelt really uh insecure playing the game because
here's big baller ser Roy just rippingme to shreds and he's got a pocketful
of money that he won off themob. Like the movie The Machine with
Bert Chreish or our friend, Iwill never belittle you. I can't think
but support your Galagha. Fox WarGames, Yeah, that's weird, dude,

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the Fox four parts definitely weird.I walked up there's John McKay and
Clarice Tinsley on the you know,the ace of this video game, and
I just shots yeah, and I'mlike, oh, it's just galling goods
where you have dreams and like it'ssort of it's reality. And then there's
just a couple of wild cards thrownin. Yeah, it just confirmed to
you that it's a dream. It'sjust your brain working without any any structure,

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you know, it just throws fillersinto random like why are you think
about Clarice's Tinsley or Fox four?What is on our screen every damn day?
It's Fox four News. Now.Granted we've graduated beyond the old the
old guard, and now we havelike twenty three year old Instagram models doing
the news and weather every day.You're calling Evan Andrews an Instagram model who's

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doing the beautiful job on the weathertoday? Is that that dude? Yes?
I think it was Jim Knox.That's not Knox is a Naxie look
alike and a Coach K look alike. It's Naxian Coach K combined. And
he's awesome? Is he awesome?Very good? Seems fit. Tomorrow night,
We've got Let's freaking school movie series. Go buy your tickets ninety seven

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when the Free dot Com like,uh like k Islands. Yeah, I'm
the Draft House. I think I'mgonna go. We're gonna watch I am
going going tomorrow. I got afew tickets left, so go get those
ninety seven one the free dot com. I think the whole back is sold,
but the front is still available,so get in there, man.
Hold on. I was figuring liketoday and tomorrow will be the last you

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know, uh huh, because likeif it's ten days ago, you're like,
don't want to go to a moviein ten days? Like who knows
that kind of thing. Movies areto be determined, you know your attendance
within about seventy two hours. Iwouldn't count on the walk up strategy to
to help you. I think thiswill sell out before it gets to showtime.
Yeah, don't you hope. Sowe just need to pack this thing.

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Man, Come on, and ifyou wear dolphins gear free drink,
you can't get a free drink fromthe Dallas Observer radio personality of the Year.
All right, dude, let's insane. Let's say six twenty we we
pause that for the day, gravestone, we're the the Dass Observer radio personality
of the year bought me a drinkat Ace Fincher, a pet detective.

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They made great friend for me,not for the drink resistient. All right,
if I croak in the next coupleof weeks, you can put that
on my grave stone twenty twenty three, just in case as a joke.
But fine, yeah, fine,six twenty I'll stop until seven thirty when
we take a look at some ofthe other Dallas Observer Awards of the years.
See you know who you're you're companywith? Yeah, you know,

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I need to figure my contemporaries outthe other, the other best to the
best, like Sir Roy and MichaelParsons one and the second two lions among
men. Right, Okay, I'mgonna be quick about this. I took
a quick trip, and I'll tellyou sometimes it's beating when people talk about

(17:52):
when they go on vacation. Sometimesit's highly interesting. I which one will
this be? Decide? And Ididn't hear Mike's when Christina and Mike went
to Italy a couple of years ago. I loved talking about that with Christina
because I found out a lot aboutItaly. I didn't know my trips,
not with the most unique place becauseI think you've been, you've put both

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of you guys have been there.Green Bay. I went to Green Bay.
Me and my family go to GreenBay once probably I would say every
three years if we're on average,sometimes every other year, and we go
to the Packer game. We geta house on the street right by Lamba
Fields. Our quick trip. It'sgreat. How many we got in the
Turner clan. So it's my momand my dad and my brother and then

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Roxy, my girlfriend goes, andthen my brother. Usually his wife goes,
but she stayed home with his threedaughters this time because he's got a
bunch of kids. I got awhole mess of kids and they're all young,
you know. So uh. Andthen our family friends Oscar and Sandra
went for the first time. Sowe had a good group of seven,
which hard to find tickets for seven. House rental walking distance, house rental

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right across the street. Like youknow, when anytime there's a game and
the Packers on National TV. You'llsee it this Thursday night on the Amazon
and it's got the Brett Farr andAaron Rodgers and Bart Star you know,
a little basically props in the backyard. So is it like an airbnb situation?
Okay, So these people who livethere, they go and they just

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they rent out their house for thosehome game weekends and they make their nuts.
I wonder they might just go tothe quality end down the street,
because it's usually you know, it'sa short rental. And I was thinking
about that too. Green Bay's notthe town to go spend a weekend is
the perfect town for the show up, spend a day Saturday, watch the
game, and go home. Youknow, it's just because there's not a

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lot to do there outside of thethings that are to do, which are
great. There's a one side ofthe stadium is new. We got a
brewery. They got this badass hotelwith the Sweet Sweet Bar, so cool
called the Cooler Lodge, which II think is the Toilet Company, but
also has Saints as well Saints aswell, so bat we should say bathrooms.

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And they kind of called that areaTitletown. On the other side of
the stadium is your old crappy barsthat have been there forever and that's right,
yes, and they're packed and they'repacked in the walk between the two
is great. Yeah, and that'swhere kind of I think the main parking
lot is. That is the onethat I saw. But to what you

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like, they're named after old packerstoo, like players. You know,
they have their bars. What they'vegot a Mike McCarthy road. Okay,
yeah, they have home grin way. I know. Yeah, it sounds
like you're almost describing like Wrigleyville forthose of you that have been to Chicago.
But nothing else to do in thecity other than in that little fays
that too. Well, yeah,Lombardi Avenue, Tony Kendo Run, Who's

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yeah, I don't know. Wasyour Airbnb on Shamura Circle? No it
was not. I don't think theyalluded on the street. They had to
take a straight away. I didsee Frank Winn teens only on top right,
Nichke Field is right here, donHudson Center, All right, anyway,
go ahead. Oh that's you know, and that's the vibe is all

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that and all these people care aboutthe packers right, drinking, eating and
packers. Okay, so we flewup. So usually you fly to Chicago
and then you get a rental carand you make the drive two and a
half hours, three hours. Wesaid, let's do it a little different
this time. So we're not drivingbecause it's get a little bit of a
beating. Let's just fly in Chicagoand then quickly fly into green Bay straight

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in it on a tiny plane.Way better for than getting the rental car
and driving. And then you're like, well, I guess we could stop
in Milwaukee at the bar or whateverabout that flight to you flight into green
Bay from Chicago, fire up anddown right, it was so easy and
easy to get on and off.I mean it's just there's no one on
the plane, so get their Saturdayand it's on, you know, like

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quickly. Like I had a wholelist, like we're run the store,
get a couple of things the house, you know, a bottle of water,
gets beers, all the stuff youneed for the house. Did you
okay, let me hit her upreal quick? You pose or you sent
a picture, posted a picture.I don't remember, but it was you
and maybe your brother playing football ina yard. Was that the house you
were staying at. Yeah, okay, that the view is. I mean
you're like right across the parking lotfrom Yeah, that's Stramman. It's you're

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adible. You're on it like it'sincredible. And yeah that was Sunday morning,
and we got atoms like screw it. Let's I mean, it's a
noon game. I like when there'sa night game because you have a old
day to get warmed up. It'sa noon game. So the lots open
at eight. People start coming into the tailgate lake area. You meet
your neighbors, okay too in thisairbnb situation, right, your neighbors and

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the backyard next to you. Actuallytook their nerve football from him. They
were a bunch of guys. Therewere Saints fans and they were from all
spread out in the southeast. Oneguys from Tennessee, one guy's no Alabama,
and guess from Louisiana. They're allbrother in laws. Man, the
youngest guy in that group had thewalk of shame at about six thirty am
both mornings. In fact, boys, Sunday morning, no, no,

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Monday morning, Yesterday morning, sowe meet. My brother would try to
go. Since that my mom wouldgo. We try to go for a
walk around the stadium every morning becauseit feels great. It's fifty seven degrees.
So he had the walk of shame. He was kicking out the remnants
of bean snappers. Every morning.My brother got up early for a walk
and he goes, I saw theguy and so he saw him get up

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from in between two dumpsters and walkback to their being me. But both
days the dude took the In fact, his buddies, Mikey, his buddies
were making fun of him on Sundaybecause we talked to them on Sunday and
they were like, oh, yeah, he had a rough night so I
don't know what happened, but itwas pretty impressive. You know. The
game's nuts. Okay, it's seventeento nothing, and I now realize why

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there's so many stadium fights. Therewas a guy walking up these stairs and
he nearly he nearly killed someone becausehe's walking up these stairs. And then
he fell back and then he caughthimself, but he can't function. Okay,
well he falls down the stairs,but somehow it's caught by a guy.

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Okay, a bigger guy kind ofcatches him. Hey man, you're
right, you know, and theguys can barely walk, you know,
people are so drunk. There azombie. This guy helps him up the
stairs. You can sit. Thesecurity guards kind of paying attention. Now
the guys sits down right behind me, and I'm like, Jesus, this
guy's gonna throw up on me.Now. He ends up moving further down,

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which is not where his seat was. But seventeen nothing, no offense.
This sucks. And then all ofa sudden, okay, people want
to talk a analytics. People go, Momentum in sports is not a real
thing. It's not a real thing, dude, so real. It all

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turned so quickly and they get itwas seventeen to three. And then when
you went down for a score andon loved one teams this you're down by
fourteen and you score touchdown and thenyou go for two. Oh, they
went for two, and they gotit in the seventeen eleven and then you
gotta stop and they Derek Carr gothurt and James's in the game and they
get the ball back and then wego down and score and it was like
this sole, sleepy game, andthen the fourth quarter it all happened and

(25:38):
we won eighteen to seventeen. I'msorry out there, I'm a Packers fan,
but so after the second touchdown,though, there's a lot going on
agreement, they don't have a lotof like they're all young, right,
done have a lot of veterans oranything. The Romeo Dubbs catches a touchdown
pass to tie the game at seventeen, and they're all doing hearts that they

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love Jordan love and it's wild becausehe did nothing for three quarters. But
they all, dude, he's it'sactually it's gonna work. It's gonna work.
Look at him. He's kind ofgood. He's so happy, he's
kind of good. He was greatin that fourth quarter. Oh my god,
he loves too, but they don'thave dude. I was telling my

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dad was like, dude, nowhe's like these wood receivers were even good
in college, like not even withoutWatson. They're a little fan they are
so thin. But it was likejust so thrilling. And then oh,
I forgot to tell you about theCollective Soul concert, the time we got
time next, No, the mostimportant things. It's not important. It's

(26:41):
I don't know, I don't knowwhy. It's just so funny. He
went to a collective soul. Imean, it was just happening, right.
STP came on, Yeah, featuringthe guy who's not in there any
work because he died. Yeah,Scott is deceased. It was a lot
of rear rear bird. Dear bear, dear bear. I was thinking of

(27:11):
you the whole game, watching it, and they were just getting shut out
and smoked and then miss field goallast second, and I was happy for
you. It was a turtle ktin the background, and I kept looking
up the scoreboard across the way,going, holy crap, the Dolphins put
up fifty six seventy. What hell'shappened? Because that's while two, when

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it's eight other games going on,you're like, what has happened my fantasy
getting trashed? Seventies seventies so stupid? What more on that? At eight
o'clock? I want to hear whatthe vibe of the city after an early
game victory is like, maybe later, yes, maybe later quickly mass exodus
to the crappy bars and then totals show to the point that you get

(27:56):
in a bad mood and so manypeople yeah, because they don't. They
stay down, they and then theygotta go to work on Monday and they
stay out. But I'm glad tobe back, all right? Coming up
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