The Scuttlebutt

Micah Parsons weighs in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce!

Episode Transcript

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This is a downbeat one. Okay, we were just talking about the Ryder
Cup. Tell you more about thenew video board of the American Airline Center,
some other local news as well.But we were just discussing a little
bit on the Ryder Cup, onething that Danny went to clean up here.
And you're asking about the singles matcheson Sunday. Yeah, that's I

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guess. Okay, So I thinkI kind of read I cheated a little
bit, didn't ask the golf bullies. I think I understand it better.
Friday and Saturday there's two rounds andyou alternate the type of games. Basically,
you've got match play and then whatI call best ball, but best
best score. It's all match play. Yeah yeah yeah, but so yes,

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it's best score. Yes, andthey play that. They do the
same exact same thing on Friday theydo Saturday. They just alternate the which
one happens first? Think so?And then on Sunday it's singles play where
you were going one on one aUS dude, insto Europe dude. They
play each other and whoever has thebest score. Yeah, or it's a

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match play still right? Ye?Match play? Yeah, if you make
a Birdie, I make a par, you're one up. Yeah, you'll
You'll never see somebody, you know, it'll never show their score. Oh,
Michelson's one over and Tiger's five under. It'll never showed that score.
It's always uh points, six anda half points that versus five points or
whatever. And you get to aplace where it's impossible for the person that

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is behind you to catch you,then that that match. Can that match?
Hats off, shake hands. Youcould be on the eleven Heck,
you could be on the ninth holeright and it's over. Dude, we
should be skunken somebody. Was itRyder Cup Steven Aames and Tiger or was
it in the no that was inthe World Golf. There's one other thing
they play match play and Steven Aameswas an Australian golfer and Tiger had like

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a little bit of an injury orsomething, and Steven Aames said something like,
oh, now's the time to gethim, if you're gonna get him,
or he said something Tiger one onthe tenth hole, I think won
ten up with nine ten and nine, which means ten up nine to play,
Hats off, shaking It's like beingskunked in ping pong, Right,
there's one hole he didn't win,so maybe he's nine and eight. It

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was it ten, Yeah, ridiculous. Yeah, so you can frottle someone.
Yeah. So then you take allof your individual points, you total
them up, and if the USgets fourteen, they win the Ryder Cup
because they won last year exactly.Europe needs fourteen and a half points to
take. This year's Friday and Saturdayhappened to be a wash and it's eight

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to eight, okay, because it'sthat it's eight day going into Sunday and
you have twelve singles matches going on, and I don't know even how they
strategically try to map it out,because it's set up in a way like
you really don't know who you're matchingup against either. You just kind of
put them in order and then yousee who they've been ordered against, you

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know, for the other team.So it'd be eight to eight and then
it's just a race to fourteen andthen for you know, Europe, would
be a race to fourteen and ahalf. They would have to win six
and then tie one of the matches. Wow, I mean it's incredible,
it's it's really fun if you haven'ttried it, just give it a chance.
It's all right, I can't wait. No, I have a better
understanding of it, and you kindof I don't know, maybe slight bullied
me when I brought up the claretjug. Is that not the trophy that

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they award the Ryder Cup? ChapWell, why did I see claret?
The Ryder Cup? Oh? What'sthe claret jug? That's for the Open
Championship. That's the British Open trophy, the claret When was it? When
I searched Ryder Cup? The claretjug just kept popping up. I think
you think you're looking at the claretjug. Fifteen the Jim Carrey Cup,

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and two callers will have a chanceto win tickets to concerts and they will
get to be a teammate of Danny'sor Mike's. A Royce. You know
you can't get that every day.The chance to be your playing partner in
the Gym Carey Cup coming up ateight fifteen. And then you guys were
teasing some something about audio. Butwe found audio of you that we're gonna

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play at in twenty five minutes orso. That's all we'll say. You're
in a lot of trouble. Let'sjust put a lot of trouble. It
doesn't exactly soothe the soul, butuh, this is this is some crap
you may have trouble leaning into.Oh well, some other crap you'll have
trouble leaning into. Is the scuttlebutt, which we'll do now. Boom

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Brought to you by Parker University Parkerdot EU. Last night I went to
the Stars preseason game. Girlfriend's gota like a job where they have a
sweet like twice a year. Huh, it's just a new every year,
felip. We go to the Starspreseason game because it's sweet night. So
like, okay, cool, youknow, kind of cool, go hang
out a suite good twice a yearfor a preseason game. Yea. And

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sometimes she has to go be incharge of the suite, so I just
kind of go and linger. It'snot all that impressive. I love Rocks,
but honestly, no, that's whatI'm saying. I'm saying. It
was like work night, so Igotta go meet her work friends and all
that stuff, you know the thing. Yeah at a regular season game.
Yeah that seems normal. Yeah,I don't know, man, I go
when I'm invited, and uh,you know, but I was excited because

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it was new JumboTron and this isa massive upgrade. You can talk about
it, you can talk about dimensionsthat you would read in the newspaper,
no justice. This thing's big.Yeah, it's efen great and it's a
big It's a big cube. Imean, so your standard NBA or an
hl arena JumboTron that's hanging down themiddle and looks like a big TV shrene,

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but it's way bigger and way betterand it's gonna be awesome. But
they did do one thing that hadme thinking, there's a big the stars
are doing where you just scanned theQR code and when you scan it,
it turns your it makes you golive. Right, So you're scanned the
QR code on the takes you tothe website and then it's filming. Your

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camera starts filming you and you're justdoing the mah rah go Star. I
was yelling Star. I was yellingat Shippy because Shippy's the DJ, and
Shippy was kind of his bit too. He's kind of talking all this is
happening, and sure if I'm onthe JumboTron because I scanned the QR code
and I'm on it right and itgoes to you. It's really cool.

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Yeah, and right when it wasover the shippy yeah, well, I'm
sure the video people are right cuttingbetween who's actually took the time to scan
the QR code real quick and geton And it's a sixty second thing,
right and right when I when itwas over, and it was like,
Okay, got on the jumbo tronfor about five seconds. Cool, whatever,

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I went, How long until someoneputs the penis on that thing?
Well, hopefully they have someone screeningthe screens. You would hope no delay.
You feel like you were alive.Oh, I was definitely alive.
There was no It was impossible tobe delay. I mean, it is
a live stream bit happening on theJumboTron, and I just couldn't stop thinking
about is it two regular season gamesin before someone shows their penis? The

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next person that puts a penis inmy face? I think there was a
consequence that was about to happen whenthat line was a shot by by Corvino.
But I keep waiting for it.Free fall, ye fall on February.
The next person that puts a penisin my face gets tickets to Queens
of the Stone Age about to getrewarded. I don't know. They're usually

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pretty quick with the edit button there, I think, well, I don't
know. I mean, they needto build in some delay. Maybe that's
preseason. That's why they left guyslike you in the building in suites for
preseason games, to learn what whatthe simpletons are gonna do on the big
screen. It's very possible. Whatabout camera operator that's in charge of you

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know, dance cam, kissing cam. He's kind of out of a job.
Well, they put it into thehands of the public with their phone.
I don't think he's out of ajob. But this it could be
the beginning of a slippery slope.It could be. So the thing was
awesome. I'm excited to hear that, because you're right. When you read
the dimensions thirty by forty or whateverit is, it's like, all right,

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okay, that doesn't sound that cool, but that place is not that
big. And yeah, sure youput that camera in at and T or
that's that monitor intent and it's gonnalook like a dank grew. But in
there, especially if you have acomparison of what you're used to and now
you have the big boy. Ilove it. Were you watching the screen
the whole time? I'm watching alot of the screen, a lot of
it. It's amazing how much ofa difference it is. And it's I

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don't know, bigger, it's justbetter. I guess. I don't know.
Yes, I don't know. Itwas great and just smooth, better
interface. You just tell yeah,it's it's it was. When I walked
in, it was shocking. Andwalked into the bottom too, right before
I went up to the suite,because you know, it looks bigger maybe
if you're up at the suite andyou're closer to it. I walked at

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the bottom versus I wanted to seewhat it looked like from the bottom,
and it was. I was like, whoa, that was way bigger,
and I thought I was gonna beIt's a cool. Good job everyone,
We have the roof fixed, sono more leaks. Sure, I mean
they spent money on it, soI better be fixed. Am I wrong?
Guys? I don't know. Didthey put a sign out next to
the Dirk statue that with the roopingcompany kind of advertising for them? A

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little card in his shoe, butthat's that so good job, good review,
No, thank you, thank youfor the good review audio. I
wanted to do Mike Parsons real quick, Oh god, or I get to
something else. I see Michael didhis podcast on the Oh I didn't good
stuff. That's always good stuff,man, it's Mica. He wanted to

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weigh in on Travis Kelsey and TaylorSwift, and I gotta pull it up
right here because I can't make tobe here. We go. He is
going off on his podcast and aftera big loss, you know, and
he probably got into all that stuff, but I didn't listen to the whole
thing. I just wanted to hearwhat he had to say about Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey because now we needto start gathering our minds for whom Micah

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should shoot a shot at biggest newsof the week. It is Travis Kelsey
and Taylor Swift. Now takelse ismy boy my boys a dog? He's
a r But soon I tea Swifthold on quick Timeline. Travis had his
podcast when he went into a concertand trying to give her his phone him
rules came out. They were hangingout. Travis Wood on mccafee dropped the
line about Arrowhead and then we seeher first of all. Pat McAfee called

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him, mccafee love it arrowhead,Yo. Okay, hold on there.
This is where things get like suspenseful. Hold on track. When I saw
that video, I almost lost mymind for you, like she's saying to
you at night, bro, you'vebeen along with me? Yes, I
am a swift. Ye, I'mthe old swift though. You know when
she was out there saying like shewear a short shirts and I wear a

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T shirts. Big height for you, dog, I mean, damn you
shot from DA. You score yousteph and curry, My brother, you
might be the new step of football. That's dope. I want to see
someone shoot at somebody else. TheNFL we up right now? City Boys
is up? Hey, I challengeall my other NFL guys start shooting from
D shooting from D. I'm sorrywhat I don't understand. I think I

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think JJ may not love Michael Parsonsas much as she used to. I
don't care. Never brothers married,living a billionaire life. Okay, I
don't care a shot. I didn'tknow he was doing all that. That

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sounds like some regular fan doing apodcast Who's the Loser of the Week.
I was weird. I mean,I love it, cool people throwing graphics
onto it and stuff. Fine,but that's still him on Tuesday during the
season. I think you did thaton Monday. Yeah, doing like a

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regular fan podcast. That's pretty bizarre. That's really weird. They're Jimmy Johns
would have a damn heart attack,right. It's pretty great, actually,
though I didn't love it. Dude, Hell yeah, let's give us more
stuff. But but coming off aterrible I don't care. I'm not saying
that, but you're telling me thatsome cowboy fans aren't to them coming off

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that loss. He's I mean,look, you could work hard at designing
a good red zone game plan,but that's not gonna help you. Spend
more hours doing that, you'd bejust as good in the red zone.
What's the guy you got calling pleasure? Less time doing podcasts, more time
throwing quarterbacks through the tire tire.Yeah, I think I need to say

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that for like off season. Idid think about it for off season.
No, I'm not doing that thatlet it let it go. Fell is
up right now. He needs heneeds to decompress and you know, have
a little fun. He's forgotten it. He could like schedule interviews and stuff
like that for like other but likeSTI podcast, I don't know because it's

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it takes a lot. You puta lot into a podcast. I don't
be to be fair. That isjust something I grabbed off YouTube. I
have not gone and listened to theMichael Parsons podcast. I did see it
was forty five minutes long, andthat's part of the reason why I didn't
listen to it. And he's solobecause I'm listening to the station all day.
It's like, I'm gonna have time. I used to be this way,
and I think a lot of hardcorefans are this way. Is during

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the season, we have this unrealisticexpectation that our Dallas Cowboys need to be
thinking exclusively about football with every possiblethought that they have, and that's just
kind of ridiculous. They're human beings, man, It's their job. It
is their job. Look, ifyou have a bad show, which I

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don't know, you may have neverhad a bad show. I have and
he has. If I went homeand all I did is just kind of
think, oh my god, whathave I gotta do? To be better
to Marrow, It's like, no, you know, you're kind of halfway
decent at this, and chances areyou're gonna go in the next day and
it's not gonna be bad. Ithink that's probably how these NFL players are
looking at. Look, they're trained, they practice, they've got all their
meetings, they're going to do everythingthey need to do to prepare for the

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Patriots. If the dude can't takeforty five minutes just to have a little
fun on the internet, he's akid who cares. I don't care.
But he talks some football though ittoo as well, like he talk I
don't listen to it fully, buthe's talking, you know, teams talking.
It's one thing if you're talking likemovies or music and you know,
not sports related, but you're alsolike talking trash on here. And just

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like probably at the very end,he probably did a little thing on the
big NFL news, which is TaylorDamn Swift and what do we Telsey,
we're all a trailer Taylor. Heprobably spent two or three minutes on that,
right, and it makes it looklike he did a forty five minute
podcast screaming about Taylor Swift. Butlook, we said this a while ago.
There's there's value in them not lettingus the fan know that that is

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not all they care about. Andathletes have done this for a long time.
You know, you got one hundredand sixty two baseball games. You
go interview someone after the game andthey're like, it just wasn't our day.
It was really tough, and thenwhat time are we golfing tomorrow?
You know? But they try notto let us see that, And I
like that we're getting closer to thetruth, which is everyone just chill,

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we're trying our best, we're doingeverything we can. We're really good,
and this is not the end ofthe world, right, But there's value
in them maintaining for us the illusionthat this is the end of the world
and this is all anyone cares about. I guess maybe it is. It's
kind of like if if the illusionis broken and people fans start thinking,

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well, if they don't care,why should I right, Yes, that's
exactly. It's kind of like tohelp prop up the business. Yes,
you're an f an idiot, Yes, thank you, you call yourself a
fan. And then you listen toMichael Parsons podcast after watching a Cowboys game
and you try to tell me thathe doesn't care, you Know's what I'm

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saying, Like we've started putting wordsin their mouths that they don't care.
Did did you ever watch the game? Because you're not a fan. If
you think they don't care, watchMichael Parsons and how he reacts when things
go good or bad, like that'sthat's not thy. People jump on these
like weird things and they start believingthings they don't even really believe, because

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if they're supposed to believe something.I think it was the micat doing that.
Whatever, do you really care?Are you really mad that Mike is
doing a podcast or are you justmad that the Cowboys lost. No one
was saying anything about his podcast afterweeks one and two, right, and
I haven't seen anyone say anything outexact, But it's odd to hear it's
crazy to hear that. But he'sthe only one Hill does a podcast.

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I think it's fun, it cares. Yeah, just a stupid football game
and it's just a job to them. I'd rather him do that on his
own then see Aaron Rodgers pov onhis Achilles chair on mccafee. You know,
with the cell phone resting firmly onhis wien. Let's stay on time

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here, guys. I will saythat the callers have a chance to get
in here two and four or eightone, seven seventy seven, one,
nine seventy one. We'll pop youon a little bit before eight fifteen because
we're gonna do the Jim Carrey Cup. You'll have a chance. You'll choose
if you want to be on Mike'sroy or Danny's team. We'll take color
four and five and then well,some concert tickets up for grabs here.

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But you guys have something I usedsomething else, Kevin. This is audio
that Kevin Turner thought Danny and Iand JJ would never find. And I
don't know why I would think that, because we definitely found it. Let's
just say Kevin's got his fingers anda lot of little pies more than we
know. We're gonna play some audioof something Kevin thought he was getting away

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with. And that's next right hereon ninety seven one. The Freak