Florida Woman called 911 fourteen times for a ride home

THey gave her a ride, just not home

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh yeah, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It is that time on I Heart Radio where we
do have to chase down Florida man and or Florida
woman and follow all of their exploits. We do it
every day in this It's called WTF and that stands
for what the Flora?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
We go to a Florida man. He broke it. Actually
he didn't break it. He forced his.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Way into a middle school and that's when he pulled
the fire alarm. Oh he's a good time, right, Yeah,
it's just a little prank, it is.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
It's just the older brother or something.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's it, right, just a little prank.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I hear that the it sprays out a die onto
your hands so they can tell who did it?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Is that true that I heard what I hear.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I'm scared ever since I wanted to do.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Like you hear that very early on in school, that hey,
if you pull that alarm, there's a die in there
and it's going to get all over your hands, so
they're going to know exactly who did it.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Like, I'm gonna stay away from that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
But I think it's just one of those lies they
tell kids, kind of like the whole you know, there's
a diet that they put in the pool and it can.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Tell it in the pool. That's not true. My mother
told me that to all of us lines. Yeah, we
believe you're lying. Yeah, find out out later.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Florida man forced his way to middle school and he
pulled the fire alarm. He's from Orlando and obviously he's
a pile allegations of forcing his way past the front
desk administration at Meadowbrook Middle School and pulled the fire
alarm in the lobby. His name is Wesley's Session and
he had himself a little prank session there.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
He's thirty two years old. Thirty two.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
He didn't get to do his high school frank back
in this yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I got graduated, like you know, fourteen years ago. But
I gotta do this now.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, I promised myself.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I need closure and got to charge with a burglary
of an occupied structure, trespassing on school grounds, criminal mischief
below two hundred dollars is a false alarm of fire.
Wait the whole crime, but nothing, he said. They that
the pushing your way in and entering the school is

(02:10):
at tempted burglary. Right at tempted burglary of an occupied structure,
that's great. They might as well charged with jaywalking as well.
You know what I mean, just trying to get in
with anything.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Let's give him a pop quiz and let him be walk.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Away, let him go.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
We go next to a story that once again exemplifies
that you can take the man out of Florida, but
you cannot take the Florida out of the man.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
This guy was in New Jersey. He is a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
He was at a hotel and apparently he was trying
to eat food off of people that were eating at
the hotel, right, and then he tried to stab cops
with a pen.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
So, yeah, it.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Sounds about Jersey now, yeah, in Florida all at the
same time.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, that made an hemus. It was in New Jersey,
a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
He tried to eat food off of hotel diners plates,
and then he tried to stab at officers with a pen.
According to this, the police were called to the Marriott
Hotel and the man later identified as Michael Markle. Michael Markle.
That's a funny name, you gotta admit, right, Michael Markle.
He's from Miami Beach. He's thirty seven years old. Thirty

(03:21):
seven he was trying to eat food off of a
hotel's diner's plates.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
He was refusing to leave.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Obviously, they had the police called for you know, for that.
That is when Michael Markle resisted and apparently there were
several uncapped hypodermic needles that fell onto the floor during
the struggle with police. Yeah, he grabbed one of the
officer's pens and tried to stab.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Them with it.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh okay, yeah, they pepper sprayed him right there.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Watch my omelets.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't need that extra click click.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
And then they hooked him up and uh, you know,
cuffed and stuffed.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
So there you go. I'm crying.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
So a complementary breakfast, I'm assuming.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's a hotel and he was for everybody. I want yeah,
your plate, I want these.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I want these cold eggs that have been sitting here
for a while and very stale cereal in the hotel breakfast.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
And they escorted him to the ground a few times
on the way to the car. You know how it goes, Yeah,
of course. Yeah, that's a good time.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Right. We go lastly to a Florida woman. This time
I thought we're gonna make it out, yes, queen.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
According to She was arrested after calling nine to one
one fourteen times for a ride home and then she
assaulted a deputy.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's great. She set up that deputy so fast. Oh yeah,
she knew she was gonna kick his butt.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I knew it right exactly. She was waiting for him. Yeah,
she had brass knuckles on and everything.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I know.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Florida woman arrested for calling nine one one fourteen times
for a ride home and then she ended up assaulting
a deputy. Now she is in jail, still no bond
or well, nobody got her out yet.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Her name is Bailey Graham. She's thirty years old and
she was arrested.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Right, this is around my age.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
What what are you doing? Should I be doing this?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
This is Millennial's gone wild today?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Ye dirt year old.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Bailey Jordan Graham was arrested after deputy say that they
got a call from him. McDonald's UH staff said that
there was a woman who she was refusing to leave
the restroom. Oh boy, refusing to leave the restroom. You know,
it's no good in there, you know.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
It's not like a.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
McDonald's bathroom is like the cleanest. What for somebody to
want to be hanging out in there.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
For a while. It's terrifying. Yeah yeah, there's something going on.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
There's something going down.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Now, according to this, when the deputy arrived, she gave
a fake name and she was uncooperative. Eventually she did
come out of the bathroom. They allowed her to charge
her phone so she could contact somebody for a ride instead.
By the way, with a with a deputy right there,
she uh called nine to one one and asked them

(06:00):
to take her home. So now the deputy who was
there on the scene, said, hey, you're misusing nine one one.
You can't do that right Well, moments later, she called
nine one one again, this time from a circle k,
asking for a ride. This bye by the way, the
deputy had left her said, hey, look, you're you're you gotta.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Leave this McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
You're okay, but don't call nine one one anymore, right,
you already did that one, so I'm standing right here.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Don't do it again.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
And she's like, okay, officer, and then he left, and
then she walked down to a circle k.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
And she's like, I'm gonna call nine one. Okay, she
did it again.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
She called them totally a total of fourteen times asking
for a ride.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Now, despite multiple warnings with.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
The nine one one operator saying hey, you're misusing the system,
blah blah blah, they said hey, she continued to do it.
They finally had a deputy come and pick her up.
This time she hit the officer in the face. They
didn't know her home was prison. That's right, she didn't
need that ride.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Home, her plan exactly right.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
There were additional deputies that came because I know, obviously
now she's not just shouting, she's punching and striking and
kicking and all this other stuff. So another jeoputy steps in.
According to this, she was blocking the patrol car door
with her foot. At one point she was a you know,
not be going quietly, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
No, I don't know what it was. She's on something,
but it says strength. I'm telling you drug strength, liquid
strands that spice spicy life.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
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of device in her hand, possibly that she could have

(07:56):
summoned a ride from somewhere else with I know, no
stupid jails Free.

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