The ALL Florida Woman edition!

It's an ALL Florida Woman edition and there's actually a SECOND theme too!  See if you can pick it out!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Time on iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down
Florida man and or Florida woman and follow all their exploits.
We do that daily in this it's called WTF and
that stands for what the Florid.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
And we go first.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Actually, we have a whole theme going on today, Nicole, Oh,
I love the theme today is the all Florida Woman
edition of WTF. You just Matt, because yesterday was all man.
That's right, yes, and most days are mostly because men
are dumber. But anyway, yeah, Florida woman can be just
as wily as Florida man and just as dangerous.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
We go first to a Florida woman.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
She was going one hundred and seven miles an hour
on US nineteen, obviously got pulled over. That is way
faster than you're supposed to go. The posted speed limit
there is fifty five miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
On US nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
She was going at a whopping one hundred and seven
miles per hour. Her name is Yasmin Arasso. She's twenty
one years old. She's from Holiday. She was driving on
US nineteen at eleven fifty two pm when she was
spotted by a Panela's county officer on a routine patrol
and saw that she was doing one hundred and seven
miles an hour, pulled her over in her Kia.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Forte her radar.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
The radar measured the speed at a one hundred and
seven and she was arrested. Obviously, that' successive speeding. They
asked her why she was going so fast, and she
said she was trying to make it to Little Caesars
before it closed at midnight.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Listen, Geenie was hungry. She's hungry. You don't want to
mess with a girl who is hungry. And then he's like,
I need you to step out of the car. I'm
searching this for drugs. No, you gotta be high.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
At least no food first, and then she's gonna do
it on the way home.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
She was high or wasted. It was one of the two.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Damn Yeah, so one o seven you get arrested for
stuff like dok in Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
As it turns out, that's crazy. We go next.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Let's not get that bad. You're only doing double the
speed limit.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's fine. Up, Yeah, we go next to a Florida woman.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh, she burglarized the bagel shop, but she did so
while she was naked.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oacious.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, a woman in Boca facing multiple felony charges after
it's very bizarre burglary, they say, they say, it's very bizarre.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It is weird when.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Somebody robs a bagel shop, especially when they're nude.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Her name is Yasmin Abla. She's twenty six years on another, Yazmin.
What's going on with the jazz means? It's the same girl?
Oh no, this one.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
That one was Yasmin Araso and this one is Yasmin Abla,
So twenty six.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I believe the Spanish girls come on out.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What are yas Means up to these things? I went
to a school with a yas mean one time.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
She was mean. She was mean. Yeah, it was mean.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
According to this she has now been charged. This is
the chargers. Now, by the way, she broke into a
bagel shop burglarized it, totally nude. But she's now facing
other charges burglary, felony.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Possession of fentanyl.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
There you go, prisoner escape because she's also a prisoner
giving a false name to law enforcement, and possession of
drug paraphernalia. Police were flagged down by the employee of
a bagel shop who said that The restaurant was closed
for the day, but an employee walking by noticed somebody
inside and said, that's weird. Nobody should be inside there,
and certainly they shouldn't be naked. According to this, the

(03:50):
police found her. She was naked from the waist down
and splashing water on herself in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
She said she needed to take a shower. Let me
tell you, for twenty six she's accomplished quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Quite a bit, yeah, a bit. Yeah, well wow. They
put her in the patrol vehicle. She complained about being cold.
They're like, yeah, it's because you're you're naked, naked.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
And just splashed some mortar on it. Right.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh and by the way, according to this, uh when
they listen to this, So she complained about being cold, right,
So the officer he very nicely shut off the AC
to accommodate her, and then lowered the rear window. The
moment that he did that, she slipped out of her handcuffs.
She climbed out of the window and took off.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh this goes a talent she is.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, they found her later. Oh damn, she's on a
twenty thousand dollars bond. But there you go.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes, mean twenty six and whoo, she's doing things.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
She's flipping out of cuffs and climbing out of a
window of a cop car.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I mean the real crime is is there really a
good bagel place here in Florida.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's a good question, that's the real crime. I feel
like you got to you gotta go to Miami for that,
you know, vocus close enough, I guess, I guess. Yeah,
there's a lot of good bagel down there.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
And you're right.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
We go lastly to a Florida woman. That's the theme today, guys.
It's all Florida women today, and no matter city girls
are still loved. We got a Florida woman that stole
eight thousand dollars worth of meat and seafood from a
public store.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh no, I don't blame her. Girl's gotta eat exactly,
thank you food. She's tired, right, every single one of them, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
You're right, every single one of them. They involve Florida
women and food. You have the first one, a Florida woman.
She was doing one oh seven on US nineteen, trying
to get to a little Caesar.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
She needed her pizza.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Number two naked woman burglarizing a bagel shop. And now
I got this lady stealing eight grand worth of meat
and seafood from publics.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wow, do not mess with a woman when she's home.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Great, we have a double theme going on today. This
is the first time ever. Wow, she sold more than
eighty three hundred dollars worth of meat and seafood from
publics in Florida. Of course, her name is thirty five
year old close it's Eurylis Domingas.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, oh my lie, ladies, yeah, miss Domingez.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Her arrest is part of a larger investigation to the
use of stolen credit cards to pay for thousands of
dollars worth of meat and seafood, apparently on multiple occasions.
So she's part of this ring. I don't know what
they're doing with the meat and seafood once they get it.
I assume they're selling it off the back of a truck.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
But there you go. That's fun. That was fun.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh, Hialia, of course, of course, of course we'll do
this again. Oh my, Latina's get us together, don't get quoting.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's right, sold these Lord of the ladies. They'll do
it again too. Yes.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
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Speaker 1 (06:49):
Man, she hasn't had this much meat since college?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
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Speaker 1 (07:30):
What's getting us forty.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
One in the Big Cypress area right around eleven mile Road.
We do have a fatality accident being investigated. Last report
I received, both directions are completely shut down. I'll let
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locate the southbound right before the Edison south of Pondela.

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