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October 30, 2024 8 mins
This LOCAL Florida Man was all gooned up on animal tranquilizers and whatnot! 
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, it is time on iHeartRadio where we have
to chase down Florida Man and or Florida one man,
follow all their exploits and we do it every day.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
In this it's called WTF that stands for what the Floridube.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
And unfortunately we have to go first to a Florida man.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Now, he got arrested because he knocked a fisherman.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Off of a kayak with his jet ski. Yeah, I
don't know a jet ski rider.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
He got arrested after he used his jet ski to
knock a fisherman off of his kayak and into the water.
There is a video that's gone viral across social media,
but this happened on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
There's a video where.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
They were asking video you know, viewers to help find
a guy that he had an altercation with. In the video,
he's fishing off of a kayak when a group of
jet ski riders come out through the area, scaring all
the fish away. Frustrated, the TikToker confronts one of the
riders and then he purposely made high waves towards his kayak.
The wave caused him to fall and a lot of

(01:18):
his high dollar items to fall into the water and
he got it all on tape. Oh my god, that
would may be so mad because once they fall in,
I mean, can you get them back? Depends on what
it is, how far down it goes. Help keep the water,
you have to do it with the water's deep. It's gone,
it's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah. No, I don't really want to be in Florida water. No. No,
I wouldn't want to be there in the first place.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
But yeah, according to this the jet ski rider has
been arrested and charged with a handful of criminal offenses.
They say that now the man is no longer in custody. However,
he was charged with six different felonies, charged with battery,
criminal mischief, over one thousand dollars, charged, all kinds of

(02:00):
stuff leaving the scene. There's all kinds of stuff this
guy's charged with, so six different felonies. He's been charged
with for purposely knocking over a kayaker with his jet ski. Mean,
that is mean one of the funniest things that I've
ever seen in my life. Well, okay, so there was
a jet ski fun rental time and my friends Gordy

(02:24):
and Norm were along for the ride, right, and Gordy,
you need to put down a credit card right in
order to rent the jet ski, and he's like, I
don't even know if this one's active, but whatever, So
it throws down a credit card and you know, we
all get in the water do the thing. Well, Gordy
likes to buzz by people real fast and you know,
splash water onto you. You know, he'll come by it,

(02:44):
he'll cut the cut the jet ski real fast and
you know, send water waving up onto you and everything. Yeah,
so he would try charging Norm a bunch of times
trying to do this, try to splash him and whatnot,
and to varying degrees of success. And then finally the
very last one, he is chargurging at Norm with the
jet ski. He goes to turn, you know, to cut

(03:07):
the jet ski over so that it splashes them, and
he ends up crashing right into Norms jet ski.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
What goosh? Just total is it? Both of them? Both
of them were totaled, right, and so had to.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Get drug back in everything else, right, And then the
guy at the jet ski place, of course, he is
super pissed. Yeah, you just.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Messed up both my jests.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I can't even do renolds for these today, right, we
probably right, and he's like, man, He's like, we're gonna
charge your credit card.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
He's like, go ahead, it doesn't work anyway. Wait what
about you and the party? They don't look at you
and be like your card, not me. No, we weren't
getting charge of That wasn't me. I didn't do it. Yeah,
we get there. That was my jet Ski company.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh yeah, Brian had that card over.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's right. I gave him your card anyway, so it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
We go next to a Florida man, Brittany and this
is not a repeat of a story from yesterday, or
of a story from Monday, or of a story from
Friday or Wednesday of last week. This is another story
of a Florida man waving a machete around.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Brittany man. We need to band machetes in Florida. We're
abusing them. We're abusing them on humans.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Either we need to ban them or go the other
way with it. We all need to get them because
we've had a lot of stories in the past week,
actually not even just the past week, always a Florida
man waving around a machete.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
This is nothing new. This is not the first time I.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Have clickity clickity clithon an article that says that Florida
man's waving a machete around in people. This time it
was at an early voting site, Brittany. So he's trying to,
you know, get in the way of you know, of voting.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't know. I don't like it either.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Police in Neptune Beach arrested an eighteen year old who
was waving a machete around at an early voting site.
Caleb Williams was holding a machete over his head and
he was causing a disturbance at a library. According to this,
Caleb approached a seventy one year old woman with the
machete raised, what a punk?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Caleb need to get his ass kick for that? Yeah? Yeah,
well terrifying.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
The police swiftly moved in and they were able to
subdue mister Williams. He was taken into custody and transported
to the Duval County Jail.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's one of those offenses you get an injection over right,
a lethal one.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
You're messing up, you know, democracy over here? You going
on a machete on an elderly woman. Right, No, come on,
you're done here, You're done.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You pulled out on a machete on someone who can
take who can take you? You know, that's it, exactly,
It's not right pull out a machete on this guy,
a Florida man, but Brittany, he is from Naples, making him.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
A watch a local, I die local. I'm gonna tell
you this right now.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
You don't want to wake up in the morning after
having committed a crime and then turn on your radio
and then listen to us talking about you. Because this
is the This is exactly what happens though.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
This is what happens.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
A Naples man sends deputies on a chase and he
was throwing drugs out of his car window.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
That always corrects me up because it's on camera. Totally
on camera. They completely visible. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Naples man was arrested for drug related charges after tossing
them from his car window after leading, you know, deputies
on a chase. This is at six thirty pm. Cameron Hamilton,
twenty six years old, sped away from deputies near a
Mockley Road. The Sheriff's office says they were trying to
pull him over for expired registration. During the chase, he

(06:55):
was throwing bags out of a car Now, mister Hamilton
turned down a street. That's when he got out of
the car and ran. He was tracked down by deputies
and a canine. Now, according to this, inside the bag
which was recovered, deputy has found cocaine and dozens of
amphetamine pills.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
They also found some weed.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
And they also found an animal sedative, animal sedative. This
guy's taking all kinds of drugs, Brittany. He's got coke,
meth amphetamine, he's got weed, he's got animal pills.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
What do you need those for?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
They're gonna get your super messed up man, you know,
that's all I know. Give me some animal.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Tranquilizers, That's what it sounds like, you know.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Man, Well, I was gonna imagine Cameron's been arrested for
these crimes, Brittany, and he's a local acting loco doing
doing way too much. Cameron, What are you doing? Cameron Hamilton?
A lot of drugs.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well that was a lot of fun, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah? It was except for everybody but that dog. That
dog is now super high. You know, Cameron threw some
of those animal tranks out of them. We'll do it
again every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. You
can listen to the podcast. There's like two hundred and
forty episodes right now of this, all between five and
seven minutes long, so it's bite sized.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
You can easily binge.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
This at work or while you're on the Toilet's probably
best there wherever you want. Go onto iHeartRadio. It's a
free app, and look for The Freak Show. WTF the
podcast that is the Freak Show. W TF the podcast.
And I just have one question for Cameron Hamilton of Naples, Brittany,
you got.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Any more of those animal tranquilizers? Probably? Yeah, good,
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