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They got the walking sticks still sonof a Biscuit Jerremiah shows. I say,
old friends, do you welcome intoyour Tuesday? Let's make it a
great one, shall we. We'vegot the hook up for you. We're
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new friends of the show. Welove them when you get you say that
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I got off work and yeah that'sit. What kind of plans we got
after work today? Anythin, bigAndrew? No, just another weekday,
another day in the bucket, justanother day. Allow me to encourage you,
I don't know, go get somejello and have a party. Hey
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that sounds of fun, you freak. Yeah he he just casually confirms his
freakiness. Oh Andrew, you're myhero. Good did you have my show
on ninety six five Kiss FM Tuesdaysupon us. We'll get you that to
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we'll hook you up at two thirtyon the show. Good vibes, continuing
to spread them with Miranda, it'syou're turning. Tell me something good that
happened to you today. I reallydon't have anything that's good that happened to
me today, Miranda, walk methrough your day. Honestly, I woke
up this morning and did my job, made some good money. Okay,
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fairly, fa fair Wait a minute, now, hang on, you're leaving
a lot, leaving a lot ofoptions out there. You made good money
really fast, asked what are wetalking about here? Amazon boy? I
had a queued up, it wasready to go. We were about to
start dancing. Miranda, get thebaby oil. Let's make it a party.
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Okay, So just Amazon got copythat Cleveland's number one hit music station
six Jeremi Show, ninety six fiveKiss f Ama. Let's talk to Winona
in Lorraine. Good afternoon, agirl, Wanona let's get your lunch taken
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to when you get there? Thehoney walnut trump. Oh yeah, you're
a girl after my own heart wentout? And what can I say?
Enjoy your pando Okay, I appreciateyou. All right, thank you.
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Hold on, I'll get more infofrom you the rest of you Cleveland.
More Panda all week on the showwith Panda Facts on the Jeremish. We'll
do it to get a two thirtytomorrow set. You're on my show on
ninety six five Kiss Family, Getyour cleving infessional on the way three thirty.
He made me say bad words.That's that's what's coming up at three
thirty. I be ready for that. It was just announced the iPhone announcement.
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I don't know how many people reallypay attention to this anymore. I
like, I peruse by it onceI see it, but like, they're
not changing a whole lot with eachnew incarnation of the iPhone. Big chain
for this one. And you've beenif you've seen any articles, you've heard
any rumblings, it's been on yourfour you page. They have officially switched
the new iPhone. Fifteens will allbe that USBC that pretty much every device,
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even most Apple devices that aren't iPhones, have switched to USB C charging.
So the fifteen pro will have adedicated USBC controller that will allow to
transfer speeds at twenty times faster thanUSB two. Okay, if you're doing
transferring, don't we all just airdrop? Now? The thing that weirded
me out that I'm not sure what'sgoing to happen with this. We've got
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the Apple Watch nine that will havea few features on it. Most importantly,
it's gonna have this hand gesture whereif you have the watch on your
hand and you tap your index inyour thumb together, you can like pick
up the phone and like make itdo different gestures. So that's kind of
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weird in future e. And alsothe mute switch has gone. You know
how to switch to mute back andforth. It's now button that will do
that as default, or you canmake it do what you want. It
is up to you. All right, let's talk. Let's talk brass tags,
shall we. You've got the fifteenpro that's the big boy right that
is nine ninety nine and eleven ninetynine, which I think is the same.
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That's the same price as the fourteenif I'm if I'm remembering correctly,
your regular fifteen to start at sevenninety nine. The plus will be eight
ninety nine. And in the fifteenladies and gentlemen, may I present you
maybe inspired by Barbie. You canget a pinky phone now if you've been
waiting, it's an actual pink it'sall a rose. It's an actual pink
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eye phone. That's probably the biggesthighlight for me. I'll be an honest.
You've got secrets, Wuel love secret. This is the Cleveland Confessional on
The Jeremiah Show ninety six five.Kiss, It's Tuesday on the Jeremiah Show,
which you know what that means.It's time for Cleveland Confessional. You
have got a secret you can't tellanyone. Well, we are your outlet.
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You can DM us at Jay ShareRadio. That's right. Can find
the Jeremiah Show on all of yoursocial media's and maybe we'll call you back,
like we're gonna call John right now. Hello, Hi, looking for
John. Yeah, hey John,it's a jere on my show ninety six
five kids FM. What is goingon? My friend? Ah? Oh
yeah, I sent you the thing. Yeah you dm you told us you
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have a Cleveland Confessional for us,John, We are here for it.
Are you in like a safe placeyou can tell us your secret? Yeah?
Yeah? Okay, John, whatdo you want to confess? All
right? I have confession that Ibroke up my buddy's wedding because he got
me fired. It's a little revenge. Whoa okay, yeah, yeah,
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I know it's it's here's the thing. It's kind of John, I mean,
what kind of a move if I'mbeing honest? Yeah? Yeah,
but okay, all right, whatI do? It was bad, but
it's it's for the best in thein the long run, right, ok.
I have those people that you're like, I don't know about this marriage.
But to start off with, somy buddy got got me fired because
he ratted me out about a mistake. I made it work, and I
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did. I did make the mistakethat was one hundred percent on me,
but he could have easily covered forme, very easily, and it was
like a minor offense. And nowI'm out of work. So I started
this little revenge mission, and Ithought it was kind of two pronged because
I was also saving him from aterrible life. Okay, so I think
it turned out for the best.I managed to make these screenshots of my
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buddy talking to his ex from highschool, like I just like made him
up out of nowhere, and Imanaged to get some picks of her that
I had because we hooked up before, and then I got him onto his
phone and deleted them so they'd belike in his deleted files, because she's
always snooping through all his crap,right, so she'd like be that you
know, yeah, yeah, sohere's the thing then then, and they
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didn't need to be married anyway,I know. I said that, but
dig what wait, hey, god, what do you mean they didn't need
to be married? What does thatmean they didn't. That's a nice way
of putting that. She's a completelyterrible person who keeps him like locked in
a box all day and she doesn'twant him hanging out with me or anybody
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else because like I'm a bad influenceand blah blah blah. She sucks for
him, She sucks for anybody.Like if she walked into a grocery store,
then now the grocery store sucks becauseshe's in it. Okay, like
that type of person, you know. So I feel like I got him
back, but also maybe I deservea medal at the same time, so
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they're not. Oh boy, Joe, Yeah, it's off at a free
Saturday coming up, buddy, Wow, I stand by my first date.
Man, you're kind of got somethingyou want to confess to send us Jay
Show Radio ninety six five Kiss FM. Did you have my show on ninety
six five Kiss FM. Let's lookkeep us some Nile Horning tickets. We'll
do that at four twenty on theshow, I want to bring Michale into
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the program. Now, good afternoon, Acre, what's going on. We
just had a great time after WayneCounty Fair and Worster with my dad and
I. Let's go. Come onnow, Wayne County. You know my
Wayne County boy threw him through MICHAELA. Yes, did you conquering some cheese
on the stick? I cannot havecheese on a skin? Get yeah.
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Well on Saturday, everyone to thetractor and yeah you did. We had
rides there. Yes. Oh,I'm sorry. It makes me so happy
that you guys went to the WayneCounty Fair. The first thought is,
hey, I should call Jeremiah andtell them all about it. Yeah,
it warms my heart. Give methe efisial review of the twenty twenty three
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Wayne County Fair. Give me youryour score one out of ten and dad
and Dad said it's to tend toevery Dad as well, Let's go Wayne
County. Wayne County best county fairin the state of oh Hi. I
write it down. Yes, yes, I love it. I've been to
the White County Fair. You're missingout, you're missing out. Get down
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there, get a cheese on astick. It's a good time. Yes.
Do they still have do they stillhave the little prize? I remember
this as a kid. It wasa ring you had thrown on it then
you it was like a little walkingstick thing. Yes, yes they do.
They got the walking sticks still,son of a biscuit. All right,
I need to leave here. I'mgonna do I'm gonna do my fair,
my show from the fair. Allright, Can someone at iHeart make
that happen please? All right?Well, hey, I appreciate you guys
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calling kids up them and giving yourofficial review of the Wayne County Fair.
All right, thank you. Dayby one hand music stations, Did you're
on my show on ninety six fiveKiss FM? No horn tickets on the
way for you. We'll go fortwenty that's coming up next. We'll hook
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you up there. But speaking ofboy band, it's mine from sales is
here by the way, he frinHello, I I I am so ext
so about ten minutes ago, Ijust kind I kind of just shouted it
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into the radio because I saw it. It's up at Kiss Cleveland dot com.
It's on our Instagram ninety six fiveKiss FM. Make sure you're following
along so you don't miss these opportunitieshere. But in six coming back,
I can't this is so as aas a as a gen z even mine
not these weren't your They're they're they'recross Era. They're the one we've been
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we've all been waiting for, right, They're huge. There, Dare I
say, I'm sorry Backstreet Boys fans? What do you want to call yourself
the biggest boy band on the planet. I think that that statement has legs,
right yeah, because I mean withoutthat, without them, one direction
wouldn't be here. Right. Soall right, so here's after I freaked
out and just screamed it on theradio and played by bye bye. Allow
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me to go back, and let'slet's talk about the chain of events that
have led us to hear Oh please, I want this timeline. So this
happened. If you probably months ago, we saw Justin and JC in studio.
They're kind of teasing it because thistrolls is it Trolls three? Its
Trolls three? Oh yeah, it'shinting. The storyline is kind of Justin
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Timberlake's troll character is reuniting with hisboy band What Yes, No Way.
So that's kind of what got thingsgoing. If you go to InSync dot
com, there's an n up thereand it's kind of trolls themed. Now
InSync is expected to have a reuniontonight at the MTV Video Music Awards.
Shut up. So the first thingeveryone has to do is figure out how
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the balls to watch MTV because Idon't know how to do it anymore.
Do you know how to watch MTVanymore? I don't think so. I
don't think so. Do we Everyone'susing like streaming TV, so I think
so, right, I think usto have a channel TV, right,
you could just go to the channelI don't think it. Can you get
it on Hula? I don't thinkyou can get it on Hula. Lets
you have like a live yeah?Maybe, I mean you need like the
live TV stuff. That's the biggestproblem in all of this, that is
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no one knows how to get toMTV to watch this. Yi. I
usually watch things as they pop upon Twitter, but NAT's going downhill.
This is I think this is theone you want to stop. You want
to find out how to stream MTVtonight and watch the VMAs. Shouldn't we
be helping people? This is thesilliest thing. I wish we had advice
for you. I was so worriedabout the story that I didn't even think
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that, oh crap, how dowe watch MTV Listen, I am just
a twenty five year old kid.Yeah, how am I supposed to know
how to use the television? Canwe just go to you gotta MTV dot
com? Maybe? Okay, figurethat out on your own. What I
thought you were going to tell us? I don't know, because I want
to tell people what is light upto? Can you do that and I'll
tell the people. I'll look itup. You tell us the timeline.
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All right, So now we're nowwe're at today MTVVMAS or tonight Nicki Minaj
is hosting. We have seen allfive members of INCENCA New York City.
Oh my god. JT was atthe Monday night football game last night before
Aaron Rodgers died actually didn't die.Joy Fittona Lance Bass have both been photographed
in New York City in the pastforty eight hours. J C. Shaz
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has been seen on a private jetand his manager is dropping him. City's
in New York City. Interesting.The only person we haven't seen is Wayne
County's own Chris Kirkpatrick. Yes,I said Wayne County's own, Wayne County.
Did you not know Wayne County?Wayne County? Did you know that?
Chris Kirkpatrick's from Doubton, Ohio.I had no idea. Yeah,
that's incredible, so that we haven'tseen proof of him in New York.
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However, he did post a nineto eleven like tribute post of a fire
truck in New York City and ifyou Google search it, I'm telling you
the ends ankers have done this.Oh my gosh. There is no record
of it being like a stock photo. So people are hypothesizing that he legit
did take that in New York City. Wow, if research is right in
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front of us, someone's calling here, maybe they're gonna tell us about I'm
I'm gonna put you on hold here. Maybe they're gonna tell us about how
we couldn't watch him. Oh,I know you figured out. Okay,
what do you do? What doyou do? So? First of all,
if you go to MTV dot com, if you can watch live TV
by signing in with your TV provider, gotcha, Or you can do a
twenty four hour pass. So ifanyone needs to just watch tonight's MTV Music
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Awards, that's what everyone needs todo. Go start your twenty four hour
pass. And if you have aTV provider, it seems like MTV is
available on these channels. Uh,Fubo, Hulu, Verizon, Exfinity,
YouTube TV, Spectrum, Cox DirectTV. There's a bunch, so get
signed in with that. Yes,and I think they're also affiliated with Paramount
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Plus. Oh there we go.Okay, so try all or any of
those to see the in sync reunionand whatever. Nicki Minaj has no one
cares anymore. I'm sorry. Ilove Nikki. I love Nikki. No
one cares anymore. Caravider not withinsync re uniting tonight, I'm sorry.
I want to see what Taylor Siftsgonna wears there. It's gonna be the
most watched MTV movie awards probably inthe in this century, because it's going
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to be the only MTV movie awardin this century. It's music. His
opinion about Pittsburgh is known. Don'tbring any of that dirty Pittsburgh nonsense back
with you. Make sure you takea shower before you come back across state
lines. Okay, Oh absolutely,I appreciate you. Lexus the Jeremiah Show,
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Jeremiah Show ninety six five, KissFM Amber joining us on the show.
Paramount But hey, grow, you'rejust yelling Paramount Plus at me.
What's going on? So you canstream the MTV VMEs on Paramount Plus.
Thank you. Okay, see mymay A dove in deep. We got
you, Amber, helping us out. You're you're saving the day. You
really are. Now, I'm thebiggest Justin Timberlake Instinc Fan you'll ever meet.
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And I know we've never talked before, but I know you're a huge
instinc fan. Yestally called. Itwas like last week from the Nelly for
Tattle thing, and you put meon hold. You never came back home.
I'm sorry, I got busy.I'm very forgetful, Amber. So
tell me if you if you see, if you see Justin and Lance and
Joey and jac and Chris step onthat stage, are you going to pee
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your pants? Yeah? Yeah,yeah, we're all peing more than that,
We're all whoa okay, hey yo, now it's a party ever all
right? Well, hey, Iappreciate you calling Kiss FM. Have a
great day. Hey you too.Bye. All right, I'm way behind,
So let me go U two songsand you're shout to win your Nile
Horn tickets will do it. Willplay the song synonym game Boy Band Edition
to Jare on My show on ninetysix five Kiss FM. Let's do and
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Nile Horn tickets for you right now, cleveand I'll give you a part.
He's coming to blossom next summer.We're hooking you up ahead of time.
It's it's what we do. We'reyour hook up station after all. Pair
of tickets for you if you canwin the song synonym game. It's a
boy band edition. I give youa synonym for a very popular boy band
song. You tell me what thatsong is. I would reward you with
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those Nile Horn times you so desperatelydesire calling down to play good luck two
one, six five, seventy ninetysix fifty. Let's look you up.
Where are your hook up station?After all? Like I said, Nile
Horn tickets on the Jeremiash Show.It's ninety six five Kiss f FAM.
Did Jeremis show on ninety six fiveKiss f FAM Cleveland's number one hit music
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station. I still take credit forthis, by the way, just for
anyone, just not for putting itout there in the world. Let's talk
to Patrick and Lakewood joining us onthe show. Now, Patrick, how
are you my friend? Well?Jeremi, how are you? I'm well.
It's always good to hear in ogJeremiah Show listener. You listen to
me when I got up way tooearly in the morning. You do the
same type of nonsense, so it'sgood to hear from you. Yeah,
this is a way better time ofday. So as as a longtime listener.
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Any any critiques, comments, caveats, any any any hatred you have
towards me. No, I mean, I said, a loyal fan.
I'll follow you to wherever wherever youhappen to be on the airway. You're
a gentleman. I appreciate you forthat, all right, Patrick, it's
the pop song synonym game. It'sthe song synonym game, boy band style.
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I give you the synonym for avery popular boy band song. You
tell me what that title is andyou win. Okay, Okay, I'm
not saying this is gonna be thehardest one in the world. But your
synonym is soda pop. It's right. How did you get Sorry, I'm
just pumped about this. In synchReunion, that's it. I love ghet
it, Patrick, I love it. Hey, congrats you're going to Nile
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Horne, My dude, awesome.You are have the best time there,
And do you know how to findMTV so you can watch the VMA's tonight
and watch in synch reunite. Idon't know, I go, I'll get
it tomorrow morning. You'll find iton your fo you page in the morning,
right, yeah, you go,Patrick, hang on, congrats you
my friend, the rest of you. Cleveland will do tickets all week on
the show again tomorrow four thirty onKids, Tim Smart and You Love Cleveland
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with Jeremiah is a Fun Factor ofthe Day for ninety six five For a
knowledge nugget for you, Cleveland apiece of information, a fun factual that
might make you think, make youscratch your noddle a little bit. Did
you know apples, almonds, androses are all in the same family.
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That's right. I don't know howI got down this green thumb wormhole,
and it is a deep one,a really deep one. The rose family
medium sized family of flowering plants thatincludes fourteen hundred and twenty eight species in
ninety one genre. I guess,I don't know. But in essence,
rose families consider one of the sixmost economical important crop families, including apples,
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pears, medlars, low quats,almonds, peaches, apricots, plums,
cherries, strawberries, blackberries. Ithink I'm guessing any of these things
that kind of grow viny, right, is all in the same family.
Wow, you're getting a horticulture lessonon this show today? Did you have
my show on ninety six five KissFM with your Genius of the day.
Sometimes something is so stupid. Anythingyou've done pales in comparison, and just
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another reminder of the Mile High Club. Well, maybe it is worth it.
I don't know. Footage of aflight attendment on an easy Jet flight
has gone viral after he exposed acouple getting down in the laboratory. In
the video, the attendant nervously opensthe bathroom door, which reveals a couple
attempting to join the Mile High Club. Passengers cheered throughout the plane as the
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smirking man in the lab slammed thedoor shut. Easy Jet confirmed the incident
on a flight from Lutton, Englandto a Beza, Spain on September eighth.
Easy Jet also confirmed to a statementthat the flight was quote met by
police on arrival due to the behaviorof the two passengers on board. Now
that didn't say they were arrested,so is it worth it? Don't blame
me? If you get in trouble. Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show
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