August 1, 2024 • 19 mins
Kevin's neighbor is a &*%$, so he stole some eggs. When do you put the milk in your cereal? Do you have cleaning triggers? Was the heart of the ocean real? These and more questions answered on today's episode. Plus, Missy Elliott tickets!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No Ostrich is next door to your house.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
For you.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's a Cheremiah show and this is how you'll do
it on my least size Rabbit. All my friends welcome in.
It is the first of August. Oh my gosh, can
you believe it. Let's go Cleveland, Welcome in. Let's get
the good vibes going immediately. You've got good vibes to
spread with us. Please just text it to the show
two one six ninety six five. Oh, I can call
(00:31):
them into it's the same number or the free I
heard radio hit that red microphone. Tell me something good
that happened to you today. Spend spin a bad into
a good. My bacon egg and cheese sandwich. Birth the bacon,
but it was still delicious because of the Frank's red hot. Yeah,
you don't put franks on your bacon, egg and cheese
sand which is get your life together, guys, do that.
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We got four tickets for you two thirty here on
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and every moment on the show. You want to spread them,
Carly's turned to spread some good vibes. Tell me something
good that happened to you today in your life.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
So today my fiance made my lunch for work.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Who is this person and why are they so awesome?
It seems like you picked a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
What's her name? Shout him out real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
They deserve to be recognized for making Carly's lunch today
for work.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Stephen, Oh that's Steve, and I see you out there.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
What did he make you?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I got a turkey sandwich and chips, and I also
got a tea.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Oh and to tea. Look at that.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
He could have stopped at the turkey sandwich and chips,
but he said, you know what, Mike, Carly needs some.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Tea in her life. Yeah, he's a gentleman and a scholar.
Not in that order though.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Carly Cleveland number one, ninety six Kiss f.
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Speaker 4 (02:02):
I'm stealing my neighbor's eggs.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, Kevin, we'll hear hit secret coming up at three
point thirty on the show.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I uh, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is a debate that needed to be had in
the world on the program. In my life, so my
six year old, he's getting ready to go to We're
getting him ready this morning to go to Bible school camp, right,
packing him up, getting him ready. Got a little time
for some breakfast. He tells me he wants some food loops.
(02:33):
So I get out the bowl, go to do my thing.
I know he likes milk, and him put the cereal
in and I go to board the milkin and he
stops me.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
He says, Dad, stop. He said, what's the matter.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
He says, did you put the fruit loops in there already?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I said, well yes, he said no.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I said what He says, you put the milk in
first and then put the cereal on top. Four decades
on this planet, I've existed. He hasn't even existed for
one Did he just life hack me? Because he got
me thinking about it? We discussed this on the car ride.
(03:14):
I don't know if he saw it on YouTube. I
don't know if it's just how his brain works. We
all know his brain works differently than I think any
other person I've ever met in my life. I mean
that in a good way, by the way, because he
claimed to me, this cereal stays crunchier longer if you
put the milk in first, no matter what type of
milk it is, Oh, cow almond. You know we've talked
(03:39):
about the nut juices before. He says, it stays crunching
longer if you put the milk in first and then
put it on top.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Son of a biscuit.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm supposed to be teaching this kid how to live
his life, make good decisions, and he just turns around
and hits me in the face with that. This kid's
going to be a rocket scientist or something. Is this
the way to do it? Are you a milk first
or a ceial first?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Person?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Text in now two one six five seven eight ninety
six five. Oh never, never in my life have I
thought about putting the milk in first. I think I'm
gonna do it next time I have a nice bowl
of cereal. Also, if you listen to the free iHeartRadio app,
there's that little red microphone next to the play button,
let me message and tell me you go milk first
(04:32):
or cereal first when enjoying some food loops or cinnamon toast, cruncher,
cookie crisp. Did I just blow your Excuse me not
I did? My six year old just blow your mind
with this theory. See Sure Blue Mind.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
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you put cereal can your bowl first, and my son
insists on the milk and just blowing Cleveland's mind.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Here's Natalie.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I literally eat cereal every day for almost twenty seven
years of my life. And today today is the day
your son has blown my mind. I'm rethinking my whole
life because of this.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
You got secrets.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
We love secrets.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
If you see her, the better.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
This is the Cleveland Confessional. Spill that tea.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You got a secret you can't tell the people in
your world. That is exactly what this segment on the
program is for. It all starts by dming Us at
Jay Show Radio. And maybe we'll give you a call back,
like we're gonna call Kevin right now.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Hello, I'm looking for Kevin. Oh yeah, speaking Kevin.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Did see chere Amiya show ninety six five? Kiss FM?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Oh cool?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
He Hi, how to go?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay, took care be But you remember dming us that
you had a secret at Cleveland Confessional Force.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Oh yeah, okay, now you actually read them.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, I see all the d ms.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Good end, bat Well, now's the time I'm here to
collect on your secret, Kevin, Will you tell us?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
What do you want to confess?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
All right, Well, I'm stealing my neighbor's age chicken eggs,
right yeah, yeah, yeah, They're not like, you know, like
not IV or something else. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, Ostrich is next door to your house, Kevin.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah yeah, no, just regular chickens, okay or anything?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah? Yeah, follow up question? Why?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Okay my neighbors and you know that's the number one reason. Yeah,
they've always been a pain. And I'm going to be
hopefully moving soon, you know, when I find the right
place at the right ranch. You know. But this neighbor,
on top of like being a horrible neighbor, you know,
has a whole gaggle of chickens, you know. Of course,
you know, we don't live downtown, but we're not in
(06:52):
the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh, so it's it's like a weird place to have chickens, basically,
like it's it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You can't even have them if that's the boast.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I look, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
And then these chickens, you know, first of all, they
make tons of noise. And I'm not always up at
the crack of dawn, but they are. And so they
make me up at the crack of dawn. And they
always wind up in my yard and everything always smells
like chicken poop, you know. And yeah, and then so
I told them, you know, hey, can you like kind
of move them to the other side so they make
much noise and they don't poop all over? Can you
(07:23):
keep them in a pen or whatever you do with chickens?
You know, I'm not a farmer myself, you know.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
And no he didn't.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
So I figured, you know what for my rent for
him having chickens on my yard, I figured I get
free eggs. So I just sneak over there a couple
of times when they're not my property, grab four so
o egg And then I gotta tell you.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
They are so good.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
They are better than any of the organic stores. You know,
the price of food is that raising, you know. So
I'm like, all right, you're not gonna watch your chickens.
I'm gonna go ahead and get some great eggs.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Great a free as?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
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I want to go to the fair? Okay? Thank you?
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I love it all right, pop quiz.
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Speaker 5 (08:39):
As soon as you enter the fair, what do you get?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Funnel cake?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Funnel cake? Thank it's been corn dogs all week. I
just don't get the hype with the corn dog.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
So my mom used to make funnel cakes at a
town fair we used to run.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We love funnel cake.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
There, it is there, it is. I'm a cheese I'm
a stick guy.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But if I'm gonna put bread and meat in my mouth,
it's gonna be like Italian sausage.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Don't know you did it. This is a family show, Melissa,
behave yourself. Come on now.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You don't want to know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I know exactly what you're thinking because you listen to
this radio show.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
All right, well it's this sit type for me.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm gonna get more info from you. Okay, thank you
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Tickets on the way less than twenty minutes from right now.
But now let's talk to Maya from Sales. Oh, Jeremiah Show,
that's me ninety six five. Why are you so sad
about it?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Didn't mean to you? Happy you hear you? You didn't
mean to I'm really excited to hear you. What's your
cleaning trigger? Cleaning trigger? You're cleaning trigger.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'll define that your cleaning trigger is something your parents
passed down to you that you still it triggers you
when you see it in this world.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I like this question a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
What is it? I've got stuff in my brain. Seven,
I've got stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
In my brain that my parents gave me, and it's
not going anywhere.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Now I get to talk about it, and you narrow
it down to under ten. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
One of them is badly loading the dishwasher.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Oh I hate it. I will fight you.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Everything in this world is tetris, nothing more than the
dishwasher and all the groceries and packing a car and
packing a car exactly exactly, And those are all things
I got from my parents.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I had to have a bite your tongue moment this
weekend because we were like loading the car to leave
because I went to get a coffee.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
My wife grabbed the stuff, started packing the car, and.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I came out and I had to take I had
to take that moment where I'm like, she's being helpful.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
How important is it? Yes? Where does it rank one
to eight?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Is it worth saying something?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yes? It wasn't, And I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So I was very proud of myself in present. All right,
So the dishwasher tetris what us to.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Washertris the car thing of course, yes, et cetera. I've
gotten through the neuroses of it, a little bit neurosis
of it. But for most of my adult life I
couldn't go to bed with dishes in the sink because
I never could go to bed without without cleaning the sink.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Did you grow up with a dishwasher? Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Like if the dishwasher was like, like everything needed to
be loaded into the dishwasher before the night could be over, okay,
And if any of us woke up and there was
like a dirty dish out unacceptable, very uncool, and not
even in a way that like you get yelled at,
it would just like noticeably kind of ruin my mom's morning,
and she would just be like, oh, and then that
(11:32):
would be so depressing that I got that genetically somehow.
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
They tell you, now, no matter how full your dishwasher is,
you're supposed to run it every night.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I have heard that it doesn't actually use that much,
like you don't waste that much water by not running
it when it's full. Yeah, but that's another thing that
I can't uningrain about it.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, you like, I want it to be full first.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, Like my dad would open the dishwasher and it'd
be like half full, and he'd be like, are you
kidding me?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
What a waste? Why did we run them?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, because it recirculates the water. It uses very little
water overall.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, it's crazy, I think if I mean, I think
it's equivalent to like running the faucet water for like
twenty like two minutes.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's crazy something I do that by accident, just because.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
I forget sometimes.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yes, I just left one door of my fridge open,
one into the other room and like ate the.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Snack that I was kidding.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And when I came back to put this stuff back
in the fridge, it.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Was already open for me. How nice of it to
be open? It was really I I have a wasteful
moment that I did. That I do on a daily basis.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So I don't know if you know one of my
I don't know if it's a phobia or an ick. Sure,
the sound of people brushing their teeth, Oh, it drives
me insane.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
So do you faucet? I faucet the entire time. I
can't help it, that's okay, I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's okay. Everyone's got little things like that.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
How we're killing the environment.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, no, you and I both have that. We don't
have to put that on any exactly. I was going
to say, like mesophonia.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, that's essentially what it is, right, It literally like tingles.
Even thinking about it now scary.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I have a friend who can't hear sniffles to that effect.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Interesting, and my little brother.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Tablecloths like a very certain type of linen tablecloth. If
you wipe your hand on it, they're kind of like
sh like nails on a chalkboard.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Humans are so weird. We're weird, We're so strange. But
always make sure you load the dishwasher properly.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
And if you know anyone who likes to tetris their
car or groceries, just don't help them. Just go do
something else and let them have their little moment.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
With the car. Take the cart back, take the cart,
bring the quarterer, and bring.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
The qurterer while they are sitting at that little countertop
in aldi having their special moment with the box and
the girl groceries you've gotten, and then say, wow, that's
so nicely packed. It's really impressive that you've got all
of those groceries into three boxes. Even if you don't
think so, it'll make their day.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Just I think we just improved at least twenty nine
and a half percent of relationships in Northeast Ohio today.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I was gonna say that only helps if your wife
and the next person who goes to the grocery store
with me are listening right now.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
But it's fine. Now there's other people out there that
do it too.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Let us know if you're wont.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
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the day.
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Let's get you that knowledge. Donie, you so craven as
I are each and every day on the show. You
know we're gonna hook you up. Let's talk about the
Titanic for a second. The most expensive item that was
lost when the Titanic sang was not the Heart of
the Ocean.
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By the way, the Heart of the Ocean not real.
More on that in a second.
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It was a painting called the Say a Computer loss
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All right, you want to talk about Heart of the Ocean?
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Go to google.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
The Heart of the Ocean in the Titanic film is
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because the movie The Jewelry, however, is based on a
real diamond, the forty five point five to two carried
Hope diamond.
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Have you heard of the Hope Diamond.
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It's one of the world's most popul and one of
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Can I just get just a MILLI just a cool millie.
I'd appreciate time for you, Genius of the day. It's
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Genius of the day. Someone has done something so stupid.
Anything you've done pails in comparison. A naked man running
(18:21):
through the streets at three am out of Florida.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Carlisle, Pennsylvania is where officers responded to him man running
nude around the streets about three am back on July
to twenty third. They found the thirty four year old
naked man running around in a parking lot.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
They say was highly.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Intoxicated really and refuse to obey commands given to him
by the officers. Now I don't have the video, but
I really hope they taste him. Most likely they caught
him charged with the whole slew of things, resisting arrest,
open lewdness, indeed you exposure disorderly Conda and public drunkenness.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
I'll tell you what. When I do do my ludeness,
I preferred to be open as opposed to club.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
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Radio and weekdays two to six on ninety six five
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No Ostrich is next door to your house.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
For you.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's a Cheremiah show and this is how you'll do
it on my least size Rabbit. All my friends welcome in.
It is the first of August. Oh my gosh, can
you believe it. Let's go Cleveland, Welcome in. Let's get
the good vibes going immediately. You've got good vibes to
spread with us. Please just text it to the show
two one six ninety six five. Oh, I can call
(00:31):
them into it's the same number or the free I
heard radio hit that red microphone. Tell me something good
that happened to you today. Spend spin a bad into
a good. My bacon egg and cheese sandwich. Birth the bacon,
but it was still delicious because of the Frank's red hot. Yeah,
you don't put franks on your bacon, egg and cheese
sand which is get your life together, guys, do that.
Two point thirty we'll play Olympic gymnaster Swimmer on Kiss FM,
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coming about twenty minutes from right now that you're on
Maya show ninety six five Kiss FM. By the way,
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We got four tickets for you two thirty here on
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and every moment on the show. You want to spread them,
Carly's turned to spread some good vibes. Tell me something
good that happened to you today in your life.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
So today my fiance made my lunch for work.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Who is this person and why are they so awesome?
It seems like you picked a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
What's her name? Shout him out real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
They deserve to be recognized for making Carly's lunch today
for work.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Stephen, Oh that's Steve, and I see you out there.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
What did he make you?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I got a turkey sandwich and chips, and I also
got a tea.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Oh and to tea. Look at that.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
He could have stopped at the turkey sandwich and chips,
but he said, you know what, Mike, Carly needs some.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Tea in her life. Yeah, he's a gentleman and a scholar.
Not in that order though.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Carly Cleveland number one, ninety six Kiss f.
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SO Jeremia Show ninety six five Kiss FM, Coming.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Up Home, New Confessional on the Way for you.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I'm stealing my neighbor's eggs.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, Kevin, we'll hear hit secret coming up at three
point thirty on the show.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I uh, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is a debate that needed to be had in
the world on the program. In my life, so my
six year old, he's getting ready to go to We're
getting him ready this morning to go to Bible school camp, right,
packing him up, getting him ready. Got a little time
for some breakfast. He tells me he wants some food loops.
(02:33):
So I get out the bowl, go to do my thing.
I know he likes milk, and him put the cereal
in and I go to board the milkin and he
stops me.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
He says, Dad, stop. He said, what's the matter.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
He says, did you put the fruit loops in there already?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I said, well yes, he said no.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I said what He says, you put the milk in
first and then put the cereal on top. Four decades
on this planet, I've existed. He hasn't even existed for
one Did he just life hack me? Because he got
me thinking about it? We discussed this on the car ride.
(03:14):
I don't know if he saw it on YouTube. I
don't know if it's just how his brain works. We
all know his brain works differently than I think any
other person I've ever met in my life. I mean
that in a good way, by the way, because he
claimed to me, this cereal stays crunchier longer if you
put the milk in first, no matter what type of
milk it is, Oh, cow almond. You know we've talked
(03:39):
about the nut juices before. He says, it stays crunching
longer if you put the milk in first and then
put it on top.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Son of a biscuit.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm supposed to be teaching this kid how to live
his life, make good decisions, and he just turns around
and hits me in the face with that. This kid's
going to be a rocket scientist or something. Is this
the way to do it? Are you a milk first
or a ceial first?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Person?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Text in now two one six five seven eight ninety
six five. Oh never, never in my life have I
thought about putting the milk in first. I think I'm
gonna do it next time I have a nice bowl
of cereal. Also, if you listen to the free iHeartRadio app,
there's that little red microphone next to the play button,
let me message and tell me you go milk first
(04:32):
or cereal first when enjoying some food loops or cinnamon toast, cruncher,
cookie crisp. Did I just blow your Excuse me not
I did? My six year old just blow your mind
with this theory. See Sure Blue Mind.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Ninety six, Cleveland's number one hit music station.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Step this way, blowing minds on the check out My
Shots ninety six five Kids FM. We're talking about whether
you put cereal can your bowl first, and my son
insists on the milk and just blowing Cleveland's mind.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Here's Natalie.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I literally eat cereal every day for almost twenty seven
years of my life. And today today is the day
your son has blown my mind. I'm rethinking my whole
life because of this.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
You got secrets.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
We love secrets.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
If you see her, the better.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
This is the Cleveland Confessional. Spill that tea.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You got a secret you can't tell the people in
your world. That is exactly what this segment on the
program is for. It all starts by dming Us at
Jay Show Radio. And maybe we'll give you a call back,
like we're gonna call Kevin right now.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Hello, I'm looking for Kevin. Oh yeah, speaking Kevin.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Did see chere Amiya show ninety six five? Kiss FM?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Oh cool?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
He Hi, how to go?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay, took care be But you remember dming us that
you had a secret at Cleveland Confessional Force.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Oh yeah, okay, now you actually read them.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, I see all the d ms.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Good end, bat Well, now's the time I'm here to
collect on your secret, Kevin, Will you tell us?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
What do you want to confess?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
All right, Well, I'm stealing my neighbor's age chicken eggs,
right yeah, yeah, yeah, They're not like, you know, like
not IV or something else. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, Ostrich is next door to your house, Kevin.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah yeah, no, just regular chickens, okay or anything?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah? Yeah, follow up question? Why?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Okay my neighbors and you know that's the number one reason. Yeah,
they've always been a pain. And I'm going to be
hopefully moving soon, you know, when I find the right
place at the right ranch. You know. But this neighbor,
on top of like being a horrible neighbor, you know,
has a whole gaggle of chickens, you know. Of course,
you know, we don't live downtown, but we're not in
(06:52):
the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh, so it's it's like a weird place to have chickens, basically,
like it's it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
You can't even have them if that's the boast.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I look, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
And then these chickens, you know, first of all, they
make tons of noise. And I'm not always up at
the crack of dawn, but they are. And so they
make me up at the crack of dawn. And they
always wind up in my yard and everything always smells
like chicken poop, you know. And yeah, and then so
I told them, you know, hey, can you like kind
of move them to the other side so they make
much noise and they don't poop all over? Can you
(07:23):
keep them in a pen or whatever you do with chickens?
You know, I'm not a farmer myself, you know.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
And no he didn't.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
So I figured, you know what for my rent for
him having chickens on my yard, I figured I get
free eggs. So I just sneak over there a couple
of times when they're not my property, grab four so
o egg And then I gotta tell you.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
They are so good.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
They are better than any of the organic stores. You know,
the price of food is that raising, you know. So
I'm like, all right, you're not gonna watch your chickens.
I'm gonna go ahead and get some great eggs.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Great a free as?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
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Let's talk to Melissa. She's in Westling Melissa. Good afternoon,
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I want to go to the fair? Okay? Thank you?
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Your college twelve you war Let's go one hundred and
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to go to? You better say yes because I'm thinking
you free tickets?
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Absolutely, I cannot wait.
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I love it all right, pop quiz.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'm not gonna tell you what everyone's favorite has been
so far, but what is your go to food?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
As soon as you enter the fair, what do you get?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Funnel cake?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Funnel cake? Thank it's been corn dogs all week. I
just don't get the hype with the corn dog.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
So my mom used to make funnel cakes at a
town fair we used to run.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We love funnel cake.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
There, it is there, it is. I'm a cheese I'm
a stick guy.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
But if I'm gonna put bread and meat in my mouth,
it's gonna be like Italian sausage.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Don't know you did it. This is a family show, Melissa,
behave yourself. Come on now.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You don't want to know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I know exactly what you're thinking because you listen to
this radio show.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
All right, well it's this sit type for me.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm gonna get more info from you. Okay, thank you
all r You're welcome. Morho cups on the way four
point thirty. How about we do Missy Elliot will play
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Speaker 5 (09:20):
The Jeremiah Show. It's kiss ff Missy Elliot.
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Tickets on the way less than twenty minutes from right now.
But now let's talk to Maya from Sales. Oh, Jeremiah Show,
that's me ninety six five. Why are you so sad
about it?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Didn't mean to you? Happy you hear you? You didn't
mean to I'm really excited to hear you. What's your
cleaning trigger? Cleaning trigger? You're cleaning trigger.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I'll define that your cleaning trigger is something your parents
passed down to you that you still it triggers you
when you see it in this world.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I like this question a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
What is it? I've got stuff in my brain. Seven,
I've got stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
In my brain that my parents gave me, and it's
not going anywhere.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Now I get to talk about it, and you narrow
it down to under ten. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
One of them is badly loading the dishwasher.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Oh I hate it. I will fight you.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Everything in this world is tetris, nothing more than the
dishwasher and all the groceries and packing a car and
packing a car exactly exactly, And those are all things
I got from my parents.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I had to have a bite your tongue moment this
weekend because we were like loading the car to leave
because I went to get a coffee.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
My wife grabbed the stuff, started packing the car, and.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I came out and I had to take I had
to take that moment where I'm like, she's being helpful.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
How important is it? Yes? Where does it rank one
to eight?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Is it worth saying something?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yes? It wasn't, And I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So I was very proud of myself in present. All right,
So the dishwasher tetris what us to.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Washertris the car thing of course, yes, et cetera. I've
gotten through the neuroses of it, a little bit neurosis
of it. But for most of my adult life I
couldn't go to bed with dishes in the sink because
I never could go to bed without without cleaning the sink.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Did you grow up with a dishwasher? Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Like if the dishwasher was like, like everything needed to
be loaded into the dishwasher before the night could be over, okay,
And if any of us woke up and there was
like a dirty dish out unacceptable, very uncool, and not
even in a way that like you get yelled at,
it would just like noticeably kind of ruin my mom's morning,
and she would just be like, oh, and then that
(11:32):
would be so depressing that I got that genetically somehow.
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
They tell you, now, no matter how full your dishwasher is,
you're supposed to run it every night.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I have heard that it doesn't actually use that much,
like you don't waste that much water by not running
it when it's full. Yeah, but that's another thing that
I can't uningrain about it.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, you like, I want it to be full first.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, Like my dad would open the dishwasher and it'd
be like half full, and he'd be like, are you
kidding me?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
What a waste? Why did we run them?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, because it recirculates the water. It uses very little
water overall.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, it's crazy, I think if I mean, I think
it's equivalent to like running the faucet water for like
twenty like two minutes.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's crazy something I do that by accident, just because.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
I forget sometimes.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yes, I just left one door of my fridge open,
one into the other room and like ate the.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Snack that I was kidding.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And when I came back to put this stuff back
in the fridge, it.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Was already open for me. How nice of it to
be open? It was really I I have a wasteful
moment that I did. That I do on a daily basis.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So I don't know if you know one of my
I don't know if it's a phobia or an ick. Sure,
the sound of people brushing their teeth, Oh, it drives
me insane.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
So do you faucet? I faucet the entire time. I
can't help it, that's okay, I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's okay. Everyone's got little things like that.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
How we're killing the environment.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, no, you and I both have that. We don't
have to put that on any exactly. I was going
to say, like mesophonia.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, that's essentially what it is, right, It literally like tingles.
Even thinking about it now scary.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I have a friend who can't hear sniffles to that effect.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Interesting, and my little brother.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Tablecloths like a very certain type of linen tablecloth. If
you wipe your hand on it, they're kind of like
sh like nails on a chalkboard.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Humans are so weird. We're weird, We're so strange. But
always make sure you load the dishwasher properly.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
And if you know anyone who likes to tetris their
car or groceries, just don't help them. Just go do
something else and let them have their little moment.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
With the car. Take the cart back, take the cart,
bring the quarterer, and bring.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
The qurterer while they are sitting at that little countertop
in aldi having their special moment with the box and
the girl groceries you've gotten, and then say, wow, that's
so nicely packed. It's really impressive that you've got all
of those groceries into three boxes. Even if you don't
think so, it'll make their day.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Just I think we just improved at least twenty nine
and a half percent of relationships in Northeast Ohio today.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I was gonna say that only helps if your wife
and the next person who goes to the grocery store
with me are listening right now.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
But it's fine. Now there's other people out there that
do it too.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Let us know if you're wont.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
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Girl, Hey girl, quote unquote, the hard part is over.
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Let's go to Kaylin and Mediona. She's up next to play. Kaitlyn,
Good afternoon, Hey girl, Hello Caylin.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
How are we feeling for this fine Friday? Junior? Have
we started cocktails yet?
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I'm about you.
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Oh, let's go, very Do you have any extra room
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What do you think?
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It's none of a biscuit.
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Well you ever wanted before? Congratulations, It's happened. Dreams do
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(16:38):
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It's gonna be an amazing show. You have the best time. Yeah,
I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
You are so welcome. So you were collared twenty one,
so you got a bet.
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On twenty one when you're in Vegas, and if you
win a million dollars, I'll just take ten percent.
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Yeah, I'll call back in and I'll send you please.
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Please report back.
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From you and we'll go again tomorrow.
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Four point thirty. You can win him right here in
Kiss FM. Let's be smart about this. I'm smart, so smart.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
It's time to smart you up, Cleveland. We're not gonna
be the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's fun fact of
the day.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Let's get you that knowledge. Donie, you so craven as
I are each and every day on the show. You
know we're gonna hook you up. Let's talk about the
Titanic for a second. The most expensive item that was
lost when the Titanic sang was not the Heart of
the Ocean.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
By the way, the Heart of the Ocean not real.
More on that in a second.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
It was a painting called the Say a Computer loss
of my painter named Mary Joseph Blandell was worth about
one hundred grand, which is about three million in today's dollars.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
All right, you want to talk about Heart of the Ocean?
Is it real?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Go to google.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
The Heart of the Ocean in the Titanic film is
not a real piece of jewelry, but obviously very popular
because the movie The Jewelry, however, is based on a
real diamond, the forty five point five to two carried
Hope diamond.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Have you heard of the Hope Diamond.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
It's one of the world's most popul and one of
the more OF's most valuable diamonds, and it's worth is
estimated to be around three hundred and fifty million dollars.
Can I just get just a MILLI just a cool millie.
I'd appreciate time for you, Genius of the day. It's
a Jeremia Show ninety six five. Kiss at fam the
Genius of the day. Someone has done something so stupid.
Anything you've done pails in comparison. A naked man running
(18:21):
through the streets at three am out of Florida.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Carlisle, Pennsylvania is where officers responded to him man running
nude around the streets about three am back on July
to twenty third. They found the thirty four year old
naked man running around in a parking lot.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
They say was highly.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Intoxicated really and refuse to obey commands given to him
by the officers. Now I don't have the video, but
I really hope they taste him. Most likely they caught
him charged with the whole slew of things, resisting arrest,
open lewdness, indeed you exposure disorderly Conda and public drunkenness.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
I'll tell you what. When I do do my ludeness,
I preferred to be open as opposed to club.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
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