March 17, 2025 • 20 mins
Proofreading can go a long way, especially for your love life. Sweat Jeans are a thing, mustard for no hangover, and there's no gorillas on the loose. There never was.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pull yourself a bath and soak yourself in some mustard.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Here.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is for you to share my show, and this
is how you're going to do it on my.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Least five.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Happy Saint Patrick's Day. The Saint Patrick's Day Parade happening
just two blocks away here block away downtown Cleveland. The
arcade is packed. It is a time to be alive
in downtown Cleveland. Thank you for being here with us.
If you're listening vicariously through your iHeart radio app, wishing
you were out there drinking just now, you're gonna feel
(00:38):
worse later. All right. We still have everything going on
here that we have had going on. I get you
to bring a Carpenter hook up that is coming up next.
We'll get you to Cleveland Monsters game as well. It's Monday,
so we've got all new ghosts of three twenty and
five twenty on the program. We'd love to hear your
good vibes, good things happening in your life. A nice
hammered talk back on the free iHeart Radio app or
(00:59):
text in two one sixty seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
let's hope, cleven. You're never more than thirty minutes away
from your next shot at some Brady Carpenter tickets. Got
another week of that coming up for you just after
two thirty. We're hooking you up there as we're commercial
free on the chair on Maia Show. It's ninety sixty
five kids, scept them spreading the good vibes with Kelly. Kelly,
what's going on? Tell me something good that happened to
(01:19):
you today.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I was called sweetheart after I got some tires for
picking up some tires and.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Delivery, so I do delivery and.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
They thought I was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well that's very nice. Are we bringing sweetheart back? Because
I know I know women that would that would punch
people in the face if they got called sweetheart. But
you're a fan of it.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I told my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I was like, only you should call me sweetheart. But
that was still nice that somebody called me that today.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wait, your boyfriend's not going to go to try to
fight this tire guy, is he?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I don't think so, but I told him so he
was aware.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, well, you know it's a little it's a little
heads up for the boyfriend, like, hey, maybe call me
more nicknames from time to time, you know what I mean? Hopefully,
Hopefully he and other people listening, take notes, and you
call your your person terms of affection more often. Yes,
I like to call my wife little oatmeal cream pie
because those are one of my favorite little sandwiches.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
We call each other's cockcakes.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
That's better.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's so much better. Kiss sit. You're on my show
on not he six five Kiss Family. More than thirty
minutes away from your next shot. It's a breed of
carpenter tickets here in just under ten minutes, we've got
you hooked up there. Good vibes Now with Courtney. Courtney,
tell me something that happened to you today.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I started a new jobs.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
You started a new job. Let's go why Yeah, tell
me all about it. I'm invested now.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, so I'm an a dental office, so I just think,
back up.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Back up. What did you say an esta in a
dental office?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Wait, let me guess Esta estimator of Brace's prices.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Now it's expanded expanded functions, dental auxillary.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm glad you said that, because they would have I
would have never We would have been on this conversation
for three months before I figured out what that was.
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah? Basically, the doctor, the dentist just numbs the patient
and like drills out the decay or propstitute and then
I do all the restorative so I make the tooth,
I place the filling. Oh you're like it pretty again.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're like an artist stuff in there.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well, congratulations on the new gig.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Thank you. Do me.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Let's do something for the people right now. Any so,
any dental anxiety people out there, what is your number
one tip for them to not be so anxious when
they go to the dentist.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Dentistry has came a long way, so I think it's
really important to just go to the appointment, make sure
you're getting your cleanings and x rays every six months,
and stay whip it because when you avoid it, that's
when it turns into a big problem. Something that could
have just been a little filling or something like that.
(04:00):
It won't turn into such a big treatment of like
meeting the root canal build up in a crowd.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's a very thoughtful statement. Thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Now, can I just add if anyone gets nervous when
go to the dentists, just have a couple of cocktails,
brush your teeth and then go and you'll be more relaxed.
Sure see approved approved by an Esta. Thank you for Courtney.
I appreciate you absolutely.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm a good day bye ya A.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Said, you're on my show where you never more than
thirty minutes away. Eyes every next shot to see her
Samrina Carpenter in Pittsburgh just after three. Your next shot
to get hooked up there? Right now, we're playing the
street match. I went out before the program today, of course,
celebrating Saint Patrick's Day. Downtown. It is packed, and I
met some people on the street. I asked them four questions.
(04:47):
Your job as my contestant to win Monsters tickets has
just matched three hunt of four answers. Let's go to
college twelve. It's Seth and Willoughby. Seth, good afternoon, sir.
How are you lovely? Seth? Pretty simple here, Let's meet
our contestant on the street. All you gotta do is
match three of their answers. Now, keep in mind, when
I asked the question, you don't necessarily have to get
the question right as much as match their answer makes sense. Yeah,
(05:11):
let's meet our contestant. What's your name, Kiya? What are
you drinking today?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm drinking a famous beer of this house.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm not sure the exact name. I have no idea
what Tia is drinking, but she had a few of them.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Seth.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We asked her four questions. You just have to match
three out of four to win. Here's question number one,
what is the Saint Patti's Day slow roasted meat? What's
that famous meat called? Hey, slow roasted Saint Patti's Day meat? Seth,
how do you think Tia answered? Corn beef? Corn beef?
What did she say? Bar beef? Corn beef. There we go, Seth,
(05:50):
We're one for one so far. Here's question two. Name
a color in the Irish flag? All right, color in
the Irish flag. There's a couple of them. How do
you think Tia answered? Green? Agreed? Agreed, Seth, You're on
absolute fire right now. One more for the win. Here's
question number three.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Question three, what famous whiskey comes from Ireland?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
A famous whiskey that comes from Ireland? What do you
think she said?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What was the question?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Again?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
A name a famous whiskey that comes from Ireland? Scotch, Scotch.
I don't know. I want to say Janius Jamison, she said.
But that's okay, because all you got to do is
get this question right and you win question number four?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
And finally question four, Would you rather be a leprechaun
but's allergic to beer or have to corral a half
of tiny dinosaurs everywhere you go?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
There's a lot going on there. Would you rather be
a leprechaun?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
That I completely forgot the question. It's in my pocket, seth.
It's the leprechan question of the dinosaur question. What do
you think leprekn question? How'd she answer?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Leprecaun?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Let's sit here, snaf Congratulations, my friend, you're going to
the Monsters game? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I can't I can't wait for that.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
She's to you, is very happy for you as well. Congratulations. Congratulations,
my dude, you have a blast Monsters. We got four
tickets for you. Check them out at rock and Areena.
Have a blast, friend, I well, thank you? All right,
Sit tight. I'm gonna get more info from you off
the air, and we're gonna keep going so commercial free,
by the way, because our iHeartRadio music awards. That's tonight we.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Stop staring at that ride receipt unless a Jeremiah show
found out why you got ghost it.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Now for a famous ghost story.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Mark welcome into the show. Tell us about what you
think about being ghosted by Brandy. Basically, give me, give
me your guys, his history, date you've been on, all
that stuff before we try to give her a call here.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Well, yeah, hey, so I met this girl Brandy. We
met online. Actually we went out just our first date
and she was there's really not much to do it,
just that she was great. Late, we had a fantastic
time and we were trying, like the plan was to
coordinate our second date, you know, and I have no
(08:09):
idea why, but she's just completely ghosted me.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So in the coordination of date number two, that's where
the ghosting happened. So that you, guys, date you went on,
the date you even taught you talked to post date,
got ready for date number two, and somewhere in there, yeah,
the ghosting happened.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah. Ever since then, like I've been texting her and
stuff and she just hasn't answered any of my text
I tried to call her and just completely with just
nothing back. And I have no idea why.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He didn't send her any any unwanted pictures, right, nothing
like that. No, No, I know, I'm just I'm trying
to think of like other things that could be a
turn off to a girl you're talking about going on
a second date with. And that's literally the first one
that came to mind.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, no, and I'm like, nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, Well, you gave me your number. I'm going
to give Brandy a call here. I do want you
to stay on the phone, but don't like that. Don't
talk right away. Let us chat with her first. She'd
be a little more honest if she doesn't know you're there.
And we'll see if we can get you guys back together. Okay, okay,
all right, great, good luck, sir. Hello, Hi, he is
Brandy available?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yes, this is who.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Hey Brandy, It's Jeremiah from The Jeremiah Show ninety six
five KISFM. Hey girl, Okay, hi, Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'll get right to it. I just need a few
moments of your time. We're calm about Brandy. A guy
you might have been talking to, maybe you went on
a date, a guy named Mark. He told us that
you ghosted him. Is that true?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Oh not Grandpa, you said, Grandpa?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Ew gross, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
What can you can you hang on one second? I
want to play a song, and then I got it.
I did not know he was a grandpa. This is
news to me. So I need to process this. Can
you hang on for me?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
More ghosted. We'll find out what's going on with Brandy
and Grandpa Mark. Less than three minutes away. It's KISSFF.
So Mark was a grandpa. He didn't tell us that
when we first talked to him and said, you're on
my in show ninety six to five Kiss FM. Everyone
is here. Everyone knows everyone is here. Brandy is here,
Mark is here. Uh, Brandy, before Mark you even say anything.
(10:13):
I need to know why Brandy called you called him
grandpa because he did not say anything about being a grandpa.
I don't know if it was because he was acting old.
Why is he grandpa?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Well, when we were talking about going on another date
in our chat, he said he wasn't available a particular
date because he had to go to his son's baby shower.
Like he's got his son, Like who's having a baby.
That's so so many red flags.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's a lot, Mark. What didn't mention anything about this?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Why?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I have no idea what you're talking about? What I
don't lying?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
No, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I'm lying, i'd think it. I don't have any freaking
kids like that. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Dad, Like, no, wait a minute, hold on, I'm going
to go to the text and I'm going to actually
read it. So hang on a second. Okay, okay, here,
right here, okay, hold on. It says I can't do
the fifteen because I have my son's baby shower. That's
what you said to me.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Oh my god, dude, my sister, my sister had a
baby shower.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
It says son. It says my son's baby shower. That's
literally what you type.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
No, dude, that was like totally totally autocorrected. This is
I was my sister's to change it to son's my
sister's baby shower. Man, Like that is I don't have
any kids.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Oh okay, well you know it didn't make sense going
to your son shower.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I was like, what no, no, no, no, no, no,
no okay.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So wait now, so just just to recap, because I'm
catching up to everything. There's no son, there's no there's
no there's no grandson. There's just your your uncle. You're
not grandpa Mark, your uncle Mark. That's what you're telling us.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, no, I am an uncle.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I mean soon to be.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I'm going to be an uncle.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, well that changes things, Brandy. See, I'm glad we
did this. This is okay. Well, my god, what do
we think now? Are we ready? I mean, Brandy, do
you I.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Mean, I feel a lot better about Uncle Mark than
Grandpa Marksause. Grandpa Mark was a huge turn off, But
honestly that makes a lot more sense because you just
seem too young to have a child. Having a child.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I was like, what, I don't even want to do that,
by the way, I totally am I look, yeah, seriously.
All right, so Brandy, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Well, now that I know, yeah, I would be I
can go out with Uncle Mark for sure. As long
as Grandpa Mark doesn't show up. I'm down, al right, hellove.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
All right, I'll let you guys handle details not on
the radio, So I'll hang up with you guys now,
and you guys can communicate via text. Hey, Mark, do
me a favorite double? Will you proof read from now on? Please? Please? Look?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I learned my las Yeah, yeah you did?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
You costing.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Slide into our DMS at Jayshow Radio and we'll get
to the bottom of it on the Jeremiah Show umber more.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Than thirty minutes away from your next shot. Sabrina Carpenter
tickets just after four. We guess you cover there also
big time rush hook up on the show. That's why
we're your hook up station, ninety six five Kiss FM.
It's the Jeremiah Show. A new sweading pant is in.
I'm talking, of course, about a new trending pant ladies
and gentlemen. The sweat pant jean has entered the chat.
(13:52):
It's exactly what it sounds like. I don't need to
describe it anymore, but that's exactly what it is. So
sweatpants jeans are making their way off all over the internet,
so you don't have to wait for Fridays to be casual.
Is that still a thing? Like? I wear a T
shirt and shorts as much as possible. I'm gonna stuito
you by myself. No one could see my legs. I
could have pants on, I could not have pants on.
Don't never know. But I know a lot of you
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have these professional jobs. Maybe you're sitting listening to us
in an office right now and you're like, man, these
ghakis they're just not doing it. They're just not doing
it anymore. You get a ton of styles if you
just google sweatpants jeans, literally every style. If you're looking
for your highways, they got you cover your wide leg,
your low rise. If you're into the throwback, torn in, distressed,
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even skinny jeans, you can now get in the sweatpant
material and the prices are all over the map, So
really you can find a sweatpant jean that suits you perfectly,
and it's not like anyone's gonna come up and rub
on your pants. These things are fantastic. I think we
all need it in our lives. Suit you're Onias showing
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ninety six to five, Kiss that family, never more than
thirty minutes away. If you're your next shot at separated
carpenter tickets that just on the way here right after
four point thirty, we got you covered there and more
big time rush tickets for you. They're coming to blossom
in July, so plenty hookups ahead. If you've maybe just
a welken from your noon slumber celebrating Saint Patrick's Day
and you're ready to go back at it again, don't
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try it without a mustard packet. I saw this on
TikTok over the weekend, and apparently guys mustard is perfect
for a hangover. Now obviously hashtag not a doctor. I
got to throw that in there just in case I
don't want someone to call them lawyer me really quick.
But apparently women all over TikTok have been getting themselves
a mustard packet in between every beverage to hold off
(15:43):
on the hangover. Now, the science on this is, I
don't know. I don't have a mustard expert on the show.
I couldn't find one on such short notice, so I
apologize for that. However, according to some websites, a mustard
bath may help as well. Yeah, a little bath Deep
(16:04):
talks is what they say. Just pull yourself a bath
and soak yourself in some mustard. Maybe that's great. Maybe
you went a little too hard this morning and you're
ready to get back out there, but you don't know
what you need to do to get back out there.
Apparently a mustard bath could also help with that. So
that's your choice, though, you wear a mustard packet mustard
(16:26):
bath now, not that I don't recommend buying as much
mustard as possible. If you're gonna buy that much I
would suggest you go to Aldie and get the Aldie
brand of mustard and not go with the name brand
in that situation. But I'm not your mother. I'm not
gonna tell you what to do. You could always draw
a normal bath and just put like mustard powder in
it as well, if you'd like to do that, kind
of like a mustard bullion. No idea what you're gonna
(16:47):
smell like. But hey, at Leasha won't be hungover, and
that's the goal, right, said chary Am. I a show
where you're never more than thirty minutes away from your
next shot. Sabrina Carboner tickets out on the way after five.
Jenna's hanging out with me. Now, hey, Jenna, where you live? Lorraine?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Jenna and Lorrain. Hey, you'r Color twenty. You're going to
big time rush. Let's go. Congratulations Jenna. What are you
doing for this fine Saint Patrick's day? What's going on
in your world?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I'm actually just reading the book by the link right now,
joying what that's not.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's not debauchrous or or deceitful at all. You're just
behaving yourself.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
You know, I got all of that out in the past.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Is that what it is? It's not your vibe now, No,
it's not right. I relate to that one hundred percent.
What are you reading?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I'm reading. I'm I'm reading Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I love it. I'm here for But here's the thing.
So you're reading and I'm just trying to figure this out,
visualizing where you're reading, and you have me saying dumb
things in the background while you're reading about wizards. Yes,
the vibe I've got, there's the vibes for your Saint
Patrick's day. Well, congratulations, you have a blasted, big time rush. Okay,
thank you so much. You are so welcome. Hang on,
I'm gonna get more info from you. Do not go anywhere,
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and we've got those tickets for you all week. Guys,
win again tomorrow about four forty five, you're on the
Jeremian Show. If you want another Sabrina hookup, that coming
up just after five o'clock, So commercial free on you
hook up station ninety six to five. Kiss have em.
Let's be smart about this, so smart. It's time to
smart you up, Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
We're not going to be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
With Jeremiah's fun fact of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Let's get you that knowledge dog. A little piece of
information that you can take with you and do what
you please. May be helpful if you're walking around getting
your party on today. For Saint Patrick, stay some rapid fire.
Saint Patrick's state facts One, Saint Patrick not even Irish,
despite being the patron state of Ireland. Saint Patrick was
actually born in Britain, in either Scotland or Wales. You
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have varying accounts are his parents are Romans, so he's
technically Italian. The shamrock as an Irish symbol, is said
to be popularized by Saint Patrick, representing in Christianity the
Holy Father's Son and Holy Spirit. They use the Trinity
of the Clover for that. And Saint Patrick actually wore blue,
not green. Despite everyone walking around in green attired today, No,
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Saint Patrick and all of his paintings wore blue robes.
Green grew popular obviously because Hirelands that's a national color,
so they kind of they fudge that. Guys, be careful
calling Gorilla out there to Jerreal mayas show in ninety
six five, kisf famuere never more than thirty minutes away
from your next shot at sa Brita Carpenter tickets, V Bros.
And Gihanna got your next shot coming up after six.
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There there's no gorillas to be worried about in Norfolk, Virginia,
because that's what happened. After the power went out. The
people of Norfolk, Virginia were worried a gorilla escaped from
the Virginia Zoo. Social media went nuts. They thought a
big ape was running on Granby Street over there. Now
concerning obviously, if there's a gorilla on the loose, however,
(19:40):
the zoo doesn't have any gorillas. That's right. The Virginia
Zoo does not carry any gorillas, and made sure to
put out a statement saying exactly that they do, however,
have something called a zoo squatch. But if you google it,
it kind of almost looks like a gorilla if you
squint really, really hard. I guess just know what's in
your zoo. That's that's what you gotta figure out.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
He Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
For more, find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at
Chase Show Radio and weekdays two to six on ninety
six five kizz FM
Pull yourself a bath and soak yourself in some mustard.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Here.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is for you to share my show, and this
is how you're going to do it on my.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Least five.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Happy Saint Patrick's Day. The Saint Patrick's Day Parade happening
just two blocks away here block away downtown Cleveland. The
arcade is packed. It is a time to be alive
in downtown Cleveland. Thank you for being here with us.
If you're listening vicariously through your iHeart radio app, wishing
you were out there drinking just now, you're gonna feel
(00:38):
worse later. All right. We still have everything going on
here that we have had going on. I get you
to bring a Carpenter hook up that is coming up next.
We'll get you to Cleveland Monsters game as well. It's Monday,
so we've got all new ghosts of three twenty and
five twenty on the program. We'd love to hear your
good vibes, good things happening in your life. A nice
hammered talk back on the free iHeart Radio app or
(00:59):
text in two one sixty seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
let's hope, cleven. You're never more than thirty minutes away
from your next shot at some Brady Carpenter tickets. Got
another week of that coming up for you just after
two thirty. We're hooking you up there as we're commercial
free on the chair on Maia Show. It's ninety sixty
five kids, scept them spreading the good vibes with Kelly. Kelly,
what's going on? Tell me something good that happened to
(01:19):
you today.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I was called sweetheart after I got some tires for
picking up some tires and.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Delivery, so I do delivery and.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
They thought I was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well that's very nice. Are we bringing sweetheart back? Because
I know I know women that would that would punch
people in the face if they got called sweetheart. But
you're a fan of it.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I told my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I was like, only you should call me sweetheart. But
that was still nice that somebody called me that today.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wait, your boyfriend's not going to go to try to
fight this tire guy, is he?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I don't think so, but I told him so he
was aware.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, well, you know it's a little it's a little
heads up for the boyfriend, like, hey, maybe call me
more nicknames from time to time, you know what I mean? Hopefully,
Hopefully he and other people listening, take notes, and you
call your your person terms of affection more often. Yes,
I like to call my wife little oatmeal cream pie
because those are one of my favorite little sandwiches.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
We call each other's cockcakes.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
That's better.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's so much better. Kiss sit. You're on my show
on not he six five Kiss Family. More than thirty
minutes away from your next shot. It's a breed of
carpenter tickets here in just under ten minutes, we've got
you hooked up there. Good vibes Now with Courtney. Courtney,
tell me something that happened to you today.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I started a new jobs.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
You started a new job. Let's go why Yeah, tell
me all about it. I'm invested now.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, so I'm an a dental office, so I just think,
back up.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Back up. What did you say an esta in a
dental office?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Wait, let me guess Esta estimator of Brace's prices.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Now it's expanded expanded functions, dental auxillary.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm glad you said that, because they would have I
would have never We would have been on this conversation
for three months before I figured out what that was.
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah? Basically, the doctor, the dentist just numbs the patient
and like drills out the decay or propstitute and then
I do all the restorative so I make the tooth,
I place the filling. Oh you're like it pretty again.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're like an artist stuff in there.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well, congratulations on the new gig.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Thank you. Do me.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Let's do something for the people right now. Any so,
any dental anxiety people out there, what is your number
one tip for them to not be so anxious when
they go to the dentist.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Dentistry has came a long way, so I think it's
really important to just go to the appointment, make sure
you're getting your cleanings and x rays every six months,
and stay whip it because when you avoid it, that's
when it turns into a big problem. Something that could
have just been a little filling or something like that.
(04:00):
It won't turn into such a big treatment of like
meeting the root canal build up in a crowd.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's a very thoughtful statement. Thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Now, can I just add if anyone gets nervous when
go to the dentists, just have a couple of cocktails,
brush your teeth and then go and you'll be more relaxed.
Sure see approved approved by an Esta. Thank you for Courtney.
I appreciate you absolutely.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm a good day bye ya A.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Said, you're on my show where you never more than
thirty minutes away. Eyes every next shot to see her
Samrina Carpenter in Pittsburgh just after three. Your next shot
to get hooked up there? Right now, we're playing the
street match. I went out before the program today, of course,
celebrating Saint Patrick's Day. Downtown. It is packed, and I
met some people on the street. I asked them four questions.
(04:47):
Your job as my contestant to win Monsters tickets has
just matched three hunt of four answers. Let's go to
college twelve. It's Seth and Willoughby. Seth, good afternoon, sir.
How are you lovely? Seth? Pretty simple here, Let's meet
our contestant on the street. All you gotta do is
match three of their answers. Now, keep in mind, when
I asked the question, you don't necessarily have to get
the question right as much as match their answer makes sense. Yeah,
(05:11):
let's meet our contestant. What's your name, Kiya? What are
you drinking today?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm drinking a famous beer of this house.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm not sure the exact name. I have no idea
what Tia is drinking, but she had a few of them.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Seth.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We asked her four questions. You just have to match
three out of four to win. Here's question number one,
what is the Saint Patti's Day slow roasted meat? What's
that famous meat called? Hey, slow roasted Saint Patti's Day meat? Seth,
how do you think Tia answered? Corn beef? Corn beef?
What did she say? Bar beef? Corn beef. There we go, Seth,
(05:50):
We're one for one so far. Here's question two. Name
a color in the Irish flag? All right, color in
the Irish flag. There's a couple of them. How do
you think Tia answered? Green? Agreed? Agreed, Seth, You're on
absolute fire right now. One more for the win. Here's
question number three.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Question three, what famous whiskey comes from Ireland?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
A famous whiskey that comes from Ireland? What do you
think she said?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What was the question?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Again?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
A name a famous whiskey that comes from Ireland? Scotch, Scotch.
I don't know. I want to say Janius Jamison, she said.
But that's okay, because all you got to do is
get this question right and you win question number four?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
And finally question four, Would you rather be a leprechaun
but's allergic to beer or have to corral a half
of tiny dinosaurs everywhere you go?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
There's a lot going on there. Would you rather be
a leprechaun?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
That I completely forgot the question. It's in my pocket, seth.
It's the leprechan question of the dinosaur question. What do
you think leprekn question? How'd she answer?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Leprecaun?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Let's sit here, snaf Congratulations, my friend, you're going to
the Monsters game? All right?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I can't I can't wait for that.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
She's to you, is very happy for you as well. Congratulations. Congratulations,
my dude, you have a blast Monsters. We got four
tickets for you. Check them out at rock and Areena.
Have a blast, friend, I well, thank you? All right,
Sit tight. I'm gonna get more info from you off
the air, and we're gonna keep going so commercial free,
by the way, because our iHeartRadio music awards. That's tonight we.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Stop staring at that ride receipt unless a Jeremiah show
found out why you got ghost it.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Now for a famous ghost story.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Mark welcome into the show. Tell us about what you
think about being ghosted by Brandy. Basically, give me, give
me your guys, his history, date you've been on, all
that stuff before we try to give her a call here.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Well, yeah, hey, so I met this girl Brandy. We
met online. Actually we went out just our first date
and she was there's really not much to do it,
just that she was great. Late, we had a fantastic
time and we were trying, like the plan was to
coordinate our second date, you know, and I have no
(08:09):
idea why, but she's just completely ghosted me.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So in the coordination of date number two, that's where
the ghosting happened. So that you, guys, date you went on,
the date you even taught you talked to post date,
got ready for date number two, and somewhere in there, yeah,
the ghosting happened.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah. Ever since then, like I've been texting her and
stuff and she just hasn't answered any of my text
I tried to call her and just completely with just
nothing back. And I have no idea why.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He didn't send her any any unwanted pictures, right, nothing
like that. No, No, I know, I'm just I'm trying
to think of like other things that could be a
turn off to a girl you're talking about going on
a second date with. And that's literally the first one
that came to mind.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, no, and I'm like, nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, Well, you gave me your number. I'm going
to give Brandy a call here. I do want you
to stay on the phone, but don't like that. Don't
talk right away. Let us chat with her first. She'd
be a little more honest if she doesn't know you're there.
And we'll see if we can get you guys back together. Okay, okay,
all right, great, good luck, sir. Hello, Hi, he is
Brandy available?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yes, this is who.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Hey Brandy, It's Jeremiah from The Jeremiah Show ninety six
five KISFM. Hey girl, Okay, hi, Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'll get right to it. I just need a few
moments of your time. We're calm about Brandy. A guy
you might have been talking to, maybe you went on
a date, a guy named Mark. He told us that
you ghosted him. Is that true?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Oh not Grandpa, you said, Grandpa?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Ew gross, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
What can you can you hang on one second? I
want to play a song, and then I got it.
I did not know he was a grandpa. This is
news to me. So I need to process this. Can
you hang on for me?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
More ghosted. We'll find out what's going on with Brandy
and Grandpa Mark. Less than three minutes away. It's KISSFF.
So Mark was a grandpa. He didn't tell us that
when we first talked to him and said, you're on
my in show ninety six to five Kiss FM. Everyone
is here. Everyone knows everyone is here. Brandy is here,
Mark is here. Uh, Brandy, before Mark you even say anything.
(10:13):
I need to know why Brandy called you called him
grandpa because he did not say anything about being a grandpa.
I don't know if it was because he was acting old.
Why is he grandpa?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Well, when we were talking about going on another date
in our chat, he said he wasn't available a particular
date because he had to go to his son's baby shower.
Like he's got his son, Like who's having a baby.
That's so so many red flags.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's a lot, Mark. What didn't mention anything about this?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Why?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I have no idea what you're talking about? What I
don't lying?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
No, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I'm lying, i'd think it. I don't have any freaking
kids like that. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Dad, Like, no, wait a minute, hold on, I'm going
to go to the text and I'm going to actually
read it. So hang on a second. Okay, okay, here,
right here, okay, hold on. It says I can't do
the fifteen because I have my son's baby shower. That's
what you said to me.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Oh my god, dude, my sister, my sister had a
baby shower.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
It says son. It says my son's baby shower. That's
literally what you type.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
No, dude, that was like totally totally autocorrected. This is
I was my sister's to change it to son's my
sister's baby shower. Man, Like that is I don't have
any kids.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Oh okay, well you know it didn't make sense going
to your son shower.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I was like, what no, no, no, no, no, no,
no okay.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So wait now, so just just to recap, because I'm
catching up to everything. There's no son, there's no there's
no there's no grandson. There's just your your uncle. You're
not grandpa Mark, your uncle Mark. That's what you're telling us.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, no, I am an uncle.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I mean soon to be.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I'm going to be an uncle.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, well that changes things, Brandy. See, I'm glad we
did this. This is okay. Well, my god, what do
we think now? Are we ready? I mean, Brandy, do
you I.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Mean, I feel a lot better about Uncle Mark than
Grandpa Marksause. Grandpa Mark was a huge turn off, But
honestly that makes a lot more sense because you just
seem too young to have a child. Having a child.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I was like, what, I don't even want to do that,
by the way, I totally am I look, yeah, seriously.
All right, so Brandy, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Well, now that I know, yeah, I would be I
can go out with Uncle Mark for sure. As long
as Grandpa Mark doesn't show up. I'm down, al right, hellove.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
All right, I'll let you guys handle details not on
the radio, So I'll hang up with you guys now,
and you guys can communicate via text. Hey, Mark, do
me a favorite double? Will you proof read from now on? Please? Please? Look?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I learned my las Yeah, yeah you did?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
You costing.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Slide into our DMS at Jayshow Radio and we'll get
to the bottom of it on the Jeremiah Show umber more.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Than thirty minutes away from your next shot. Sabrina Carpenter
tickets just after four. We guess you cover there also
big time rush hook up on the show. That's why
we're your hook up station, ninety six five Kiss FM.
It's the Jeremiah Show. A new sweading pant is in.
I'm talking, of course, about a new trending pant ladies
and gentlemen. The sweat pant jean has entered the chat.
(13:52):
It's exactly what it sounds like. I don't need to
describe it anymore, but that's exactly what it is. So
sweatpants jeans are making their way off all over the internet,
so you don't have to wait for Fridays to be casual.
Is that still a thing? Like? I wear a T
shirt and shorts as much as possible. I'm gonna stuito
you by myself. No one could see my legs. I
could have pants on, I could not have pants on.
Don't never know. But I know a lot of you
(14:14):
have these professional jobs. Maybe you're sitting listening to us
in an office right now and you're like, man, these
ghakis they're just not doing it. They're just not doing
it anymore. You get a ton of styles if you
just google sweatpants jeans, literally every style. If you're looking
for your highways, they got you cover your wide leg,
your low rise. If you're into the throwback, torn in, distressed,
(14:36):
even skinny jeans, you can now get in the sweatpant
material and the prices are all over the map, So
really you can find a sweatpant jean that suits you perfectly,
and it's not like anyone's gonna come up and rub
on your pants. These things are fantastic. I think we
all need it in our lives. Suit you're Onias showing
(14:57):
ninety six to five, Kiss that family, never more than
thirty minutes away. If you're your next shot at separated
carpenter tickets that just on the way here right after
four point thirty, we got you covered there and more
big time rush tickets for you. They're coming to blossom
in July, so plenty hookups ahead. If you've maybe just
a welken from your noon slumber celebrating Saint Patrick's Day
and you're ready to go back at it again, don't
(15:18):
try it without a mustard packet. I saw this on
TikTok over the weekend, and apparently guys mustard is perfect
for a hangover. Now obviously hashtag not a doctor. I
got to throw that in there just in case I
don't want someone to call them lawyer me really quick.
But apparently women all over TikTok have been getting themselves
a mustard packet in between every beverage to hold off
(15:43):
on the hangover. Now, the science on this is, I
don't know. I don't have a mustard expert on the show.
I couldn't find one on such short notice, so I
apologize for that. However, according to some websites, a mustard
bath may help as well. Yeah, a little bath Deep
(16:04):
talks is what they say. Just pull yourself a bath
and soak yourself in some mustard. Maybe that's great. Maybe
you went a little too hard this morning and you're
ready to get back out there, but you don't know
what you need to do to get back out there.
Apparently a mustard bath could also help with that. So
that's your choice, though, you wear a mustard packet mustard
(16:26):
bath now, not that I don't recommend buying as much
mustard as possible. If you're gonna buy that much I
would suggest you go to Aldie and get the Aldie
brand of mustard and not go with the name brand
in that situation. But I'm not your mother. I'm not
gonna tell you what to do. You could always draw
a normal bath and just put like mustard powder in
it as well, if you'd like to do that, kind
of like a mustard bullion. No idea what you're gonna
(16:47):
smell like. But hey, at Leasha won't be hungover, and
that's the goal, right, said chary Am. I a show
where you're never more than thirty minutes away from your
next shot. Sabrina Carboner tickets out on the way after five.
Jenna's hanging out with me. Now, hey, Jenna, where you live? Lorraine?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Jenna and Lorrain. Hey, you'r Color twenty. You're going to
big time rush. Let's go. Congratulations Jenna. What are you
doing for this fine Saint Patrick's day? What's going on
in your world?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I'm actually just reading the book by the link right now,
joying what that's not.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's not debauchrous or or deceitful at all. You're just
behaving yourself.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
You know, I got all of that out in the past.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Is that what it is? It's not your vibe now, No,
it's not right. I relate to that one hundred percent.
What are you reading?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I'm reading. I'm I'm reading Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I love it. I'm here for But here's the thing.
So you're reading and I'm just trying to figure this out,
visualizing where you're reading, and you have me saying dumb
things in the background while you're reading about wizards. Yes,
the vibe I've got, there's the vibes for your Saint
Patrick's day. Well, congratulations, you have a blasted, big time rush. Okay,
thank you so much. You are so welcome. Hang on,
I'm gonna get more info from you. Do not go anywhere,
(17:51):
and we've got those tickets for you all week. Guys,
win again tomorrow about four forty five, you're on the
Jeremian Show. If you want another Sabrina hookup, that coming
up just after five o'clock, So commercial free on you
hook up station ninety six to five. Kiss have em.
Let's be smart about this, so smart. It's time to
smart you up, Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
We're not going to be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
With Jeremiah's fun fact of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Let's get you that knowledge dog. A little piece of
information that you can take with you and do what
you please. May be helpful if you're walking around getting
your party on today. For Saint Patrick, stay some rapid fire.
Saint Patrick's state facts One, Saint Patrick not even Irish,
despite being the patron state of Ireland. Saint Patrick was
actually born in Britain, in either Scotland or Wales. You
(18:35):
have varying accounts are his parents are Romans, so he's
technically Italian. The shamrock as an Irish symbol, is said
to be popularized by Saint Patrick, representing in Christianity the
Holy Father's Son and Holy Spirit. They use the Trinity
of the Clover for that. And Saint Patrick actually wore blue,
not green. Despite everyone walking around in green attired today, No,
(18:57):
Saint Patrick and all of his paintings wore blue robes.
Green grew popular obviously because Hirelands that's a national color,
so they kind of they fudge that. Guys, be careful
calling Gorilla out there to Jerreal mayas show in ninety
six five, kisf famuere never more than thirty minutes away
from your next shot at sa Brita Carpenter tickets, V Bros.
And Gihanna got your next shot coming up after six.
(19:19):
There there's no gorillas to be worried about in Norfolk, Virginia,
because that's what happened. After the power went out. The
people of Norfolk, Virginia were worried a gorilla escaped from
the Virginia Zoo. Social media went nuts. They thought a
big ape was running on Granby Street over there. Now
concerning obviously, if there's a gorilla on the loose, however,
(19:40):
the zoo doesn't have any gorillas. That's right. The Virginia
Zoo does not carry any gorillas, and made sure to
put out a statement saying exactly that they do, however,
have something called a zoo squatch. But if you google it,
it kind of almost looks like a gorilla if you
squint really, really hard. I guess just know what's in
your zoo. That's that's what you gotta figure out.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
He Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
For more, find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at
Chase Show Radio and weekdays two to six on ninety
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