May 8, 2023 • 34 mins
Colton got Ghosted after 3 months.... eeeeeek. Also what home remedies did your mom use? Little Mermaid Facts from the first movie, plus new questions (twice lol) for 9in65 and Snitch on your Sibling for Jonas Brothers tickets!
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I should have read the article beforeI brought it up. Program You Don't
Show six five kicks up. Hellofriends, Hello, welcome, It's the
Jeremiah Show. I'm the Jeremiah HappyMonday. So glad you're with us today
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because I have Jonas Jonas Brothers ticketsfor you. They're coming to the romo
fiho. We are hooking up withthose tickets all a week at two twenty
on the show. All we wantyou to do is snitch on your sibling.
More of that in about twenty minutes. Good vibes. Now, you
got something fun, good, somepositive spin on life you want to share
with the show. We do itat any point in time we can.
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So let's kick it off. Twoone, six, five, seven,
eight ninety six fifty. You've gotsome good vibes to share. A man
to kick us off? Tell mesomething good that happen to you today?
Oh I got to volunteer and mykids school, so I don't want some
time with some today. Well,yeah, I'll be a good person.
What did you guys do today?They're going to fund raiser garage failed day,
So you're hawking stuff you don't wantbasically pretty much? Yeah, did
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you have any good fines? Ohno, surprisingly no, I mean I
don't need anything else. So youmay be the nicest person on the planet.
Can I just say that? Ohyou're so sweet? Oh my gosh,
i'd see. I don't even haveany winny banter. All I have
is you're a sweet human being.And keep it up. Oh, well,
thank you. I appreciate that.I appreciate you, so I literally
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on repeat for me all weekend.It's a Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss
FM tickets to see those gentlemen.Oh that's the Jonas brothers by the way,
on the way in just minutes.I want you to stitch on your
sibling right now. That we're continuingthe good vibes, spreading them whenever and
however we can. You can doit in the dms as well, jump
on their Instagram, TikTok et,cetera. J Show Radio and spread some
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good vibes. Heather, tell mesomething good that happened to you today.
Let's see, Well, I justgot awful horror. I'm a nurse and
I had a patient tell me thatI was a really great nursey. Well,
first off, thank you, you'reyou're freaking superhero. Thank you for
being your nurse. We love ournurses, thank you, and Happy Nurses
Week. We all know it shouldbe like every day, but you know,
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I guess I gotta pick a week. Yeah, yeah, no,
for sure, all right, Yeahthat's awesome. I'm so glad to hear
that. If you see me inpublic, you make me buy you a
drink. Okay, oh absolutely,I don't even care for at a school
assembly. I will get you acocktail. That's sounds so fantastic. Jonah's
Brothers tickets all the way next byother number one hit music stations ninety six
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five Did Jeremiah Show on ninety sixfive? Kiss Family? Sending to Jonah's
Brothers, would you like to go? Rocket Mortgage Field House, September eighteenth,
All on one is the best storyabout you snitching on your sibling?
That is what's going to win thetickets to see Jonas Brothers. I don't
care if you if you didn't happenedin the past you guys were kids,
or maybe this is the opportunity youhave now to snitch on your sibling.
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Best score, best story scores acouple of tickets to see the Charis Brothers
in September. Call in now goodLuck two seven eight ninety six fifty to
Jeremiah showing Kiss FM. So JeremiahShow ninety six five Kiss FM. Jonas
Brother tickets. We got them foryou all week on the show. We're
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gonna do it at two twenty.You can win them by just I want
you to snitch on your sibling.That's what I want you to do.
If you can do that, beststory, we'll win tickets. They're coming
in September to the Rocket Mortgage fieldHouse. So let's go to Let's start
with Hunter. Hunter, tell me, how did you snitch on your sibling?
Um, she got a tattoo andshe worked with me and we were
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lifeguards. I thought on our backand I told my mom secretly and then
showed her a picture of it.What what was the tattoo? We have
to know, Hunter, Oh,it was a ginormous like hour glass with
like a skull hand and like abunch of words. Well it was it
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was crazy. That's insane. NowI want to know why why she got
the tattoo like that. I don'tknow why she did it secretly. I
feel like it wouldn't have been likeso, did she get in bad.
Did she get busted? Did sheget in trouble she was eighteen? Did
mom yell at her? Yeah?Yeah, what happened? Uh? Because
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she lived with us. Oh,it was just kind of like the they
didn't talk to each other for likea day, and the mind is still
look bad at me because she waslike, why do you always do this
one? Do you always tell hereverything? I was like, dang,
I'm so sorry. I just thinkit was like a big deal. But
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yeah, I guess it was two, one, six, five, seven,
eight, ninety six fifty. Youget a better story. Did you
snitch on your sibling? You getsort of tickets to Jonas brothers? Good
luck? Okay, did you onmy show ninety six five? Kids?
Hey ghosted? On the way?We do it every Monday and Wednesday three
on the program, right, someoneget left on Red and it's gonna get
awkward. I'm just gonna tell younow. They were together for three months,
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she ghosted, and then poor Colton. That's all I'm gonna say.
Three twenty we'll get into that rightnow. I've got Jonah's brothers. We
got these all week on the show. By the way, two twenty will
give him away. I want toknow your sibling snitch story. How did
you snitch on your sibling? Peopleare dming me these stores. Oh my
god, there's so many. I'mtraumatized. I think Ali, you're up.
Ali, tell me how did yousnitch on your siblings? Um?
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So, mine's a little interesting.I don't know if it's appropriate for the
radio. What does that mean?Just just use grandma words, use words
you can say in front of yourgrandma. Okay, So I caught my
brother when he was in like sixor seventh grade watching you know what?
Oh okay, yeah, on hisphone. Hey yeah, and he didn't
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know that anyone was home. Huhso, uh yeah. I caught him.
I was like, what was that? He was like, you know,
you know what that was? AndI was like, oh my gosh,
Like I was just like scarred forlife. Oh full, I am
like years later, did you tellmom or dad? Oh? Yeah?
He was like, please do nottell mom? And I was like,
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because or Dad? I was like, uh okay, I won't. I
was like, but I can't believethat you were doing this. Well.
The next day, I m stayedhome from school like I'll never forget it,
and I was with my mom.You know, we were in the
car and I was like, Ihave to tell you something, like I
can't keep it in any longer.And she was like what And I was
like, uh my, well,I'm not gonna say his name. He
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was, you know, doing that, and she was like, I can't.
She's crying. We're like crying andcrying. What is like freaking out?
She's like, oh my god,he's a man. Though, I'm
like, that's what makes you aman? Oh my gosh, Oh that's
the best. Yeah, you're goingto see Jonah's brothers. Are you kidding
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me? Oh my god. Ihaven't seen them literally like ten times.
So well, they're gonna do allthe albums on this one. This one's
gonna be absolutely insane. I amso excited. Like as soon as they
announced it, I was freaking out. You know what you have to do?
Now you have to thank your brotherfor watching it. Appropriate content so
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awkward. Then, Jeremiah show,let's go ninety six five, Jeremiah Kim
Maya's here. Yes, I am. We haven't got ghosted on the way,
oh ghosted today? They were togetherfor three months. Mm, well
we'll get to that. I'm excitedI'm excited for this maya because I have
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seven friends theories from TikTok so theoriesabout the show Friends. I appreciate.
I appreciate the pause for the clap. That one's not necessary, but I
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wanted to. Okay, all right, so this is not about the show
Friends. What do we wait?What are we talking? I thought it
was. I thought it was theoriesabout the sitcom Friends, like Joey's really
dead or something like that. Okay, that's not what this is the sixth
sense thing. I guess I shouldI should have read the article before I
brought it up. You don't.Uh so apparently, uh there's a new
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viral seven friend theory where there are, according to the theory, the seven
different friends you should have. Ohokay, that that seems more topical.
Nothing to do. I was stillmaking friends theories on the show Friends.
They've they've been exhausted. There areno more new theories. Okay, so
I guess we'll go through these allright, now that I've set this whole
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thing up. You have to havea friend you've had since you were little.
I'm one of these. I havea couple of those. No youngest,
how old, not how old theyare. But when did you meet
the oldest friend you have? Atwhat age? Um? Mine? Second
goal? I still went from kindergartenactually, wow? Yeah, like current
friends that I still am like closewith, talked to at least like even
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once a month. Yeah, oncea month probably like late high school or
early college. Wow. Really haveany childhood friends still around? Wow?
Yeah, not in a like theirdead way, but just drifted apart.
Yeah, it was a real friendnomad for a long time, just bouncing
around. Yeah. How about afriend that could make you laugh in any
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situation, I'll be sure. Afriend that can go on forever without talking
but nothing changes. Oh, yes, I've got plenty of those. I
have a friend who I rarely evertalked to, but we go to like
four concerts a year together. Yes, and that's exactly it's perfect. A
friend you can tell anything too,of course, A friend that's like a
sister, A friend you can't imaginenot being friends with. Mm hmmm yeah,
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yeah, okay, Yeah. Doyou have a friend who, like
you think you're just could we everlike even get into an argument that would
keep us from yes, like,yes, nothing's gonna there's just w's impossible.
Yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah, okay, I have that.
I was just confused by the wordsit's the cold medicine, that's okay.
And finally, a friend that knowsall about your relationship problems even though they
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don't want to hear it. That'syour vent friend, right, I guess,
so we call them your vent friendvent friend. Okay. Well,
I'm not as disappointed that this wasn'tabout the show Friends. No, it
was more interesting. I think itwas more interesting. Do you have can
you think of one that you wouldadd to that list, like a certain
type of friend, or like onethat you have a friend you tell jokes
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too that don't age. Well huhokay, sure, do you have one
you can add to that list?Sure? I think um. In any
any person needs a bad influence friendand a good influenced friend. Yeah,
who balanced each other up. Afriend that would go to that would go
to bat for you literally, yeah, like they will. They'll swing on
somebody if you say the word,oh yeah, a friend who will swing
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on someone, and a friend whowill de escalate gently, yes, to
make sure that the go to batfriend doesn't go j go to jail friend.
Stop staring at that render seat andlet The Jeremiah Show find out why
you got ghosted. You're the ghostedfor you on The Jeremiah Show, brought
you by Sylla's Let's get to Coltonfirst, he was ghosted by Rain Colton.
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Good afternoon, Welcome into the show, sir, Hey, how are
you lovely? Thank you for askingColton get us all caught up on you
and Rain, date you've been on, how you guys met all that stuff,
so we've got a full backstory beforewe try to set you guys back
up. Sure, um, soRain and I have been dating, you
know, pretty seriously, I guessfor a couple of months now. Oh
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yeah. I feel like it wasgoing in a really good direction I thought
anyway, which is why it's reallyweird that she's totally disappeared. I have
been completely ghosted after gosh, Iguess it's been more than three months now.
Wow. My shot comes from Normallythese ghostings happened after a first or
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second date, or they don't't evenget to a date. But you guys
were, like you said, threemonths in. Yeah, yeah, And
I've been thinking about it for aweek now. I cannot come up with
anything like I didn't do anything.I didn't say anything. The only thing
I think is maybe she met someoneelse. But even that's weird because she's
like, she's really forth right.She I feel like she would have told
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me someone else you're and you're acouple. Like, where where were in
your mind? Where were you guysat in the relationship? Because I mean
three months is that's yours? It'sa gray area right in some places?
Where were you at with it?Um? Like I said, I was,
I was feeling pretty good about it. I felt like this could continue
for a while. You know.I wasn't ready to to ring on it
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or anything. Yeah. Um,I was having a good time. I
enjoyed her company. I was lookingforward to seeing her more. Uh and
then she disappeared. Huh Okay,I don't I don't get it. Yeah,
this isn't one we normally get inthis where you guys are this far,
and so here's what we'll do.I'm gonna play two songs and then
we'll come back. We'll give Raina call and see if we get to
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the bottom of this gets you guysback together. Okay, okay, all
right, good luck. We're ghostedafter this. To jare my show ninety
six five Kiss FM. Your ghostedToday. We've got Coulton, Colton and
Rain dating for a few months andthen just all of a sudden, she
just goes. She'd like like amagic trick, trick, poof she gone.
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So here's what we're gonna do.Colton is still here. Colton,
We're gonna give Rain a call.Stand on the line with me, but
don't say anything right away, andwe'll we'll find a way to bring it
back into the conversation. See ifwe can fix this for you guys.
Okay, okay, yeah, I'msuper nervous, but I'll shut up.
All right, good Lucke hang up? Hello, Hi looking for Rain?
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Is Rain? Hey, it's seeJeremi show m Hacker. Oh hi,
how are you? Lovely? Thankyou for asking. I know, sorry,
random out of the blue call,but we actually got your number from
a guy named Coulton. Uh.Colton says that you ghosted him and you
guys ran together for like a coupleof months, so we're kind of we're
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kind of here on his behalf tosee if we can find out why you
ghosted. Oh man, this isso awkward. Um I did I admit
it? I admit that I did. I did ghost him, but it's
it's not like, um, hewas. He's a really nice person.
This is so weird telling a radiostation, well, I appreciate you doing
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that. He didn't do anything wrong. I'll um okay, Well I haven't
even I it's so I haven't reallytold anybody this yet, so it's kind
of weird telling you. Um.But the reason that I haven't really talked
to him since I don't know alittle while is because well, I found
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out that I'm pregnant. Oh wow, Oh is it is that Golden Colton's
on the phone. Sorry I forgotto mention that he's been on the whole
time. Oh oh my god,um told I can wait wait what did
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you It's not it's not yours.So um, it's not yours. Oh
oh lord, Uh, I'm ona roller coaster. I was about to
I was about to be a dad, holy crow. No, no,
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no, you're not about to bea dad. I what had happened was
is, you know, my exmoved away a couple of years ago,
and the only when we really brokeup this because he moved away and he
just moved back to town not thatlong ago a few months ago, and
we decided that we were going totry and give it a go again.
But I was like kind of goingslowly, so I was sort of dating
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you guys both at the same time. And then when I found out that
I was pregnant, that's when Ikind of quick communicating with you when I'm
really sorry. I didn't mean tohurt your feelings or anything like that.
Man, No, you know youknow what. I am so glad I
called you guys up there to helpme out with says. Oh my,
I was beating myself up over this. I can I cannot believe I dodged
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this bullet. Thank you so much. Everyone, have a great life.
Oh, okay, he's gone.I think he might have been a little
upset with me. I understand.I guess I was kind of two timing
him. There's a baby. Sorry, I'm in shock. Well good,
hey, you know what. Goodgood luck with the baby. Jeremi is
a great name for a kid ofeither gender. In my opinion, I
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will definitely consider it. I'll haveto see what my ex has to say.
He's no longer my ex, Iguess, or are you ghosted?
Fighting J Show Radio and we'll getinto the bottom of it. On the
Jeremiah Show. A beta blocker isthat for your heart? Is it?
Or is it a different stroke?Beta blockers class a medication predominantly used to
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manage abnormal heart rhythms. Why areyou on one? No? No,
okay, good. I honestly forgetwhere I even saw it. I just
saw something about how Yeah, Isaw it an entering. I don't know
I had beta blockers on the mine. You know, it's funny what I
meant you beat up? Bring upbeta blockers because this is a medical segment
on the program. Are you goingto talk about PK you? No,
I could, I could do one, but I was I was actually going
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to talk about how it's a Jeremisho ninety six five Kiss FM. I
waited a long time to say that. Uh no, I want to talk
about remedies your parents did for yougrowing up. Oh yeah, because I'm
fighting whatever is going on in mybody. Yeah, I don't know what
it is. It's allergies, it'sa cold, it's whatever. Sure,
and I'm congested. And my momreminded me, oh, just put some
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vix on your feet and put yoursocks on and go to bed. WHOA,
that's such an interesting one. Haveyou never heard of that one before?
I don't think so. And Idon't get the science of how that
can help decongest your chest and nasalcavities. It seems very like alternative medicine
to think that. Like some peoplego a little above and beyond with what
your feet can do, those likefoot detox pads. Potatoes, yeah,
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the potato patoes all that. Yeah, I don't. I don't know,
but if it's mom science, it'sworth a travel. Well did your mom
have any good mom science? Thebig mom science for my mom was a
spoonful of honey. It is soeffective, truly, like when you're ill
or just every day, no likea full like serving spoon, like a
small one, the teaspoon of justreally good honey, when your throat hurts,
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when your like sinuses are bothering you, like anything kind of up here
in the head, eat a spoonfulof honey really on its own. Try
it, yeah, because you're goingthrough it right seriously, And part of
it is that it really does helplike coat your throat like a cough medicine,
but it tastes better and it's likemore natural. And then the other
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thing is honey is actually full ofantioxidants and is like pretty good for you
in general as far as like aspoonful of a sugary substance goes, I
could I could use that because Ifeel like I'm on enough cold medication to
kill a goat right now. Ithink definitely try that out. It's got
mom science, but I think itmight actually have real science backing it up
to Mom Sciences nineteen sixty five.On the way here next, Brand New
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Questions. Congrats again to our grandprize winner on Friday, Madaline won twelve
hundred dollars. Wow to TJ Max. Oh my gosh, she's going to
New Questions. Hundred bucks. Willstart that today. Keep climb until we
get a winner. Did you haveyour senior year of high school? Were
there not even pranks but traditions?You guys over it? The Abercrombie and
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Fitch did the food, the food, the what you know these Austin Town
Fitch also known as Abercrombie Abby umAbby. Well, let's see we there
was always like a senior prank thatgot foiled. Oh it never succeeded.
My senior year got leaked that someonewas going to bring like ten thousand crickets
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and released them in the school,and that kid got expelled before he He
didn't even do it. They didn'teven get to do it. Someone told
someone else, who told someone else, and it got found out and we
got boom. Nope, No,I feel I feel it wasn't my it
wasn't our class. I feel someonesomehow got a cow in the high school.
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A cow, a cow or ahorse. What. That's some Wayne
County stuff, I'm telling that's that'show we roll. That's way too,
that's how we roll in the dubby. That's crazy way you count it again,
I don't know. Maybe it wasyou that funny. Yes, sorry,
I'm bringing this up because I thinkit's gonna it's it's a story making
the rounds. It's called senior assassin, well, which is in this climate
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obviously it's concerning. But what youdo is you go around with a gun,
a toy gun or a water pistol, and there's a typically a buy
in fee and a cash price forthe winner, as you're supposed to eliminate
as many other seniors as possible andbe the last person standing, okay,
which sounds fun. It does soundfun. Have you ever watched Community Not
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Enough? Okay, Well they tacklethat concept with like a every season there's
an episode where they basically have likean extremely like wild paintballs championship tournament at
this community college, and it goesvery bad. It goes so badly and
it is so funny. So ifpeople are going to start doing that,
I say, watch those episodes ofCommunity for um. Well, anytime you
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get high school seniors involved in anysort of competition, it's going to go
awry. There are barely even railsford to go off. It's just already
a loose train. It's a ralestsituation. It's wild, and I love
it. Stick her out at sixtyfive next high between lunch and happy hours.
I love Mohito. So switch onyour brains and see if you can
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answer nine and sixty five. Brandnew set of questions, brand new jack
pot, one hundred bucks to tajMax if you win nine in sixty five
Madeline on Friday, she won herselftwelve, one hundred dollars to taj Max.
That's how high we can climb thisjob. I mean, we can
go as high as we need to. Well, we're gonna start one hundred
bucks right now, which is stillgo a long way. Let's go to
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call her twenty. It's Chrissy andCleveland Heights, Chrisy, good afternoon,
hacker. All Chrissy, tell meall about you. What do we need
to know about you to succeed inlife? Um? I don't know.
Not much, No, not much. Tell me something good that happened to
you today day in your life?Oh, I don't know. I don't.
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I don't know, Jeremiah, you'reputting me on the did you work
today? I am actually still atwork. Okay, what kind of work
you do? I work for thecore at the Juveniles Court. Oh okay,
we can't see too much. Wedon't. Yeah, you got that
work voice going. Okay, herewe go. Their kids are leaving.
We'll change the subject. We'll playthe game. Nine and sixty five is
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what it's called. Nine questions sixtyfive seconds to get them all right,
I'll start the timer after I askyou question number one? Are you ready?
Um? Sure? I mean it'snew questions, so probably not,
but let's see. We'll see howshe goes. Question number one is this
Olympic champion Simone Biles got married overthe weekend. What sport did she dominate?
Gymnastics? That's correct question too.Ed sheeron beat a copyright case,
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has a new album and a newdocumentary on Disney Plus featuring him and his
wife. What is his wife's name? Oh God, I know Sharon?
Ed Sharon's wife's name is? Imean, if you don't know, just
guess. Oh is it Sherry?Is it Sherry? Now it's not Sherry.
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But thank you for playing. We'llgo get in tomorrow. Two hundred
bucks to TJ Max. I'll tellyou what. We'll send you to a
Guardians game, Chrissy, just asa little consolation prize. Has that sound
two hundred bucks tomorrow to TJ Max. At four twenty on The Jeremiah Show,
It's ninety six five Kiss fam.When I'm wrong, I will admit
I'm wrong, Okay, because Idid miss here what Chrissy said. I
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was talking to her off the Iwas going to give her the Guardians tickets.
So let's do that five between lunchand happy hour. I love Mohito,
So switch on your brains and seeif you can answer nine and sixty
five one. Because I'm an honeststand up guy most of the time.
We're gonna give Chrissy and Cleveland heightson other shot. So let's bring her
back into the show. Chrissy,Welcome, Hello, Still same rouls applied.
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Don't say bad words, Okay,no bad words? Okay. So
I misheard you. I thought yousaid cherry, but you said off the
air you said cherry, which wasthe right answer. So we're going to
start over, and I'm gonna giveyou your nine and sixty five one more
time. Okay, okay, allright, here we go. Question number
one, I'll start the time orafter question number one like normal? Question
number one? Is Olympic champion SimoneBiles gotten married over the weekend? What
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sport did she dominates? Question toEd Sheeran has beaten a copyright case,
has a new album and a newdocumentary on Disney Plus featuring him and his
wife. What is her name?Terry Cherry like the fruit? Question three?
The King of England has been crowned? What is his first name?
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Oh? I guess Charles? Charles? Question for what do you call a
litter of kittens? Oh? God, I should really know this because I
k kittens. A litter of kittens? You call what all pride? No,
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Chrissy did, we did, Johnas, but that was not the right
answer. So we'll go get intomarrow. You know how this works.
Two hundred bucks to TJ Max,Chrissy. I'll still give you those Guardians
tickets as a consolation price. Fourtwenty right here on the Jeremis Show,
We'll do it again. It's ninetysix five, Kissa. Are you excited
for the new Little Mermaid? Yesto Jeremi Show, ninety six five.
Kiss it comes out end of themonth, I believe. Well, really,
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yeah, it's coming out this month. I don't realize it was so
soon. So at first I wasa little bit worried because did did you
see Flounder? Flounder looked like hewas on some horrible diet medication. He
did look scary. So and that'smy main worry with this. It happened
in Lying King Yea where they they'retoo realistic. Yeah, and I get
it. You're doing a live action, so they're going to be realistic,
so that you've got that. ButI found some facts about the original Little
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Mermaid that I don't know. Ifyou knew, I would love to hear
some facts. So the original LittleMermaid was initially rejected in flavor in favor
of a sequel to the movie Splash. Huh you remember the movie Splash.
Yeah, that fan favorite family classicthat we all know from nineteen eighty four,
where Tom Hanks had a mermaid friendwhose name was Daryl Hannah. You
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know Daryl Hannah. Oh yeah,Daryl the Mermaid. We know that one.
Honestly, also part of your world. Almost didn't make the cut.
Wow, I don't. It's it'sthe best song in them, It's the
best. So it actually took thelyricist and Alan Menkin, Alan Makin,
they had they had to threaten toquit. Wow, in order to keep
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that song in. Listen, ifAlan Mankin threatens to quit, you give
him what he wants you to.Jim and a genius. And I was
going to say a swear word topunctuate it, but just know that I
feel strongly about that. Ursula.The physical appearance of Ursula and the mannerisms
were directly inspired by a popular dragqueen. Yes, I have heard that
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Divine, Divine, Divine was hername, And I mean, if if
you look at the picture of Divine, it is hello. It was like
a carbon copy of hers. Thatis awesome. I hope divine got the
divine didn't see it passed away ofheart failure in nineteen eighty eight. Heart,
I mean to make you sad.No, I am sad. Also,
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ursula commonly labeled what type of fishor what type of c creature?
She's labeled what an octopus? Correct? But she only had six tentacles?
Squid? I know, I thinksquids have eight as well. Well,
yeah, it's not like an antsand spider situation. There isn't a creature
with all these six. No,exactly. The reasons she had six was
because of budget. What Sorry,guys, we can't animate two more tentacles.
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But I guess if she had sixtentacles and two arms, technically that
would be eight. Correct. I'msorry. Is someone saying that her arms
don't count? They count? Okay, then she's fine? Is that a
hill? Yes? No? Absolutely? I'm sorry. Do you want her
to have ten? Die? I'msorry I had too. You have no
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idea how loud that was? Ithink he gave me brains. It hurt
my brains. It hurt my brains. Brains? What brains? They're gone,
They're melted now. None left rightanyway, I will die on this
hill. Okay, that I thoughtyou were saying she had like four tentacles
on the bottom, two arms,six with two arms. Yeah, that's
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hey, Okay. Is anyone tryingto say that the two arms shouldn't be
counted as tentacles and she should haveeight on the bottom and two arms for
a total of ten. I'm notsaying that. That's insane, insanity,
insanity. No, six on thebottom and two arms is perfect. Shout
out, divine to smarten you.Cleveland with Jeremiah is fun fact of the
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day. Kiss up out. Ifyou know anything about the show, well,
first you know my name is Jeremiaand that's maya hello. Secondly,
you know I hate national holidays,like the dumb, the silly ones.
I'm not here to like poopoo onMemorial Days exactly. Those are fine.
However, today is National sock Dag, and in honor of that, I
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have a slew of fun facts aboutsocks I'd like to share with you.
Well, slide them over. Onaverage, you lose seven to ten pounds
of skin every year to the constantgrowth and shedding of your skin. Scout
the skin cells. This is knownas shedding season. It really doesn't have
to do nothing to do? Comeon all right, Next one, the
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word stock comes from the Old Englishword sock socc This word means that the
sock was worn to protect one's foot. Is that where soccer comes from?
WHOA? Definitely right? That makesso much sense SCC for sure. Soccer,
in addition to being worn, isa part of form. Aware socks
were also used to keep feet warmduring the colder months. Fun facts.
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What the heck could have never guessI should read these before I do it.
There are okay, there are lessthan ten thousand languages in the world,
right, yeah, but only halfof these languages have a word for
socks. Yet in most of theselanguages, socks are gender specific. Huh.
Interesting, So there's lady socks inman socks. Oh now, I
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wonder if that's because most things aregender specific in other languages, except for
like Spanish, A lot of thingsare gender specific, right yea, so
maybe every thing, well everything inSpanish has a gender because Spanish follows rules.
Yes, English doesn't by before youaccept you after see sometimes yes,
sometimes yeah, but I don't thinkthat means it has a specific like lady
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socks ends in a sock ends,and maybe it's just me. If I'm
talking about your socks, maybe youhave a whatever. Oh yeah, but
if you're talking about my socks,maybe it'd be an Oh, I gotta
call up senior Rita. Laura.All right, I'll give you one more.
In the USA, seventy seventy threepercent of girls wear socks to bed,
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compared to only fifty five percent ofboys. Girls have cold feet.
Guys, you tea bad circulation.Your team socks in bed. I can't
fall asleep if my feet are reallycold, so your team socks in bed
only if my feet are really cold. I don't consult socks to bed now,
and I usually kick them off bythe time I wake up. I
wake up and there's a sock overhere and one in the blanket that I'll
find a week later. But I'mnot judging you anymore then, thank you.
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Okay, it's not consistent work.Did you have my show sim with
your genius up that day? Hey, someone who's done something so stupid.
Anything you've done pales in comparison.This might be like gross guy of the
day. I love these people.Tell me more. Hotel manager in Tennessee
has been arrested for entering a guest'sroom in the middle of the night and
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sucking his toes. According to NashvillePolice, the fifty two year old made
himself a room key, snuck intothe victim's room, and around five am
on March thirtieth, the guest thenclaims to have been woken up with the
manager's toes or with his toes inthe manager's mouth. How do you ever
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move on from that? You don'tgo to a hotel ever again. I
don't think you leave your house everagain. I think I would create a
bunker for myself and never come out. Do you imagine, holly horrifying of
all the things I've been scared towake up too, Like I've been scared
to wake up, like having peethe bed because I like pete in a
dream or something like that. Iwould never expect to find a human being's
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mouth around my toes. You knowwhat's funny. When my dad was little,
he tells me a story of whenhe was younger and he had a
ferret, and he the ferret didwith that hotel manager. He was chewing
on your dad's toes. He wokeup to it and kicked it. Honestly,
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I wasn't sure that story was goingI thought it was gonna end with
and that's how you got here.Maya No no, So you said Ferrett.
Ferrett. When you said ferret,I knew it wasn't that story.
It's not that scary. But Iwould prefer a ferret over a hotel manager
on my toes any day. Firsttime you've ever said I would prefer a
ferret over a hotel manager. Yeah, no, for sure, And I
prefer nothing, no one on mytoes ideally, but God, if I
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had to pick, I'll take theferret. Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah
Show on demand. I Love theshow. More to find us on TikTok,
Instagram and more at Jay Show Radioand weekdays two to six on ninety
six five Kiss FM
I should have read the article beforeI brought it up. Program You Don't
Show six five kicks up. Hellofriends, Hello, welcome, It's the
Jeremiah Show. I'm the Jeremiah HappyMonday. So glad you're with us today
(00:21):
because I have Jonas Jonas Brothers ticketsfor you. They're coming to the romo
fiho. We are hooking up withthose tickets all a week at two twenty
on the show. All we wantyou to do is snitch on your sibling.
More of that in about twenty minutes. Good vibes. Now, you
got something fun, good, somepositive spin on life you want to share
with the show. We do itat any point in time we can.
(00:42):
So let's kick it off. Twoone, six, five, seven,
eight ninety six fifty. You've gotsome good vibes to share. A man
to kick us off? Tell mesomething good that happen to you today?
Oh I got to volunteer and mykids school, so I don't want some
time with some today. Well,yeah, I'll be a good person.
What did you guys do today?They're going to fund raiser garage failed day,
So you're hawking stuff you don't wantbasically pretty much? Yeah, did
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you have any good fines? Ohno, surprisingly no, I mean I
don't need anything else. So youmay be the nicest person on the planet.
Can I just say that? Ohyou're so sweet? Oh my gosh,
i'd see. I don't even haveany winny banter. All I have
is you're a sweet human being.And keep it up. Oh, well,
thank you. I appreciate that.I appreciate you, so I literally
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on repeat for me all weekend.It's a Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss
FM tickets to see those gentlemen.Oh that's the Jonas brothers by the way,
on the way in just minutes.I want you to stitch on your
sibling right now. That we're continuingthe good vibes, spreading them whenever and
however we can. You can doit in the dms as well, jump
on their Instagram, TikTok et,cetera. J Show Radio and spread some
(01:51):
good vibes. Heather, tell mesomething good that happened to you today.
Let's see, Well, I justgot awful horror. I'm a nurse and
I had a patient tell me thatI was a really great nursey. Well,
first off, thank you, you'reyou're freaking superhero. Thank you for
being your nurse. We love ournurses, thank you, and Happy Nurses
Week. We all know it shouldbe like every day, but you know,
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I guess I gotta pick a week. Yeah, yeah, no,
for sure, all right, Yeahthat's awesome. I'm so glad to hear
that. If you see me inpublic, you make me buy you a
drink. Okay, oh absolutely,I don't even care for at a school
assembly. I will get you acocktail. That's sounds so fantastic. Jonah's
Brothers tickets all the way next byother number one hit music stations ninety six
(02:35):
five Did Jeremiah Show on ninety sixfive? Kiss Family? Sending to Jonah's
Brothers, would you like to go? Rocket Mortgage Field House, September eighteenth,
All on one is the best storyabout you snitching on your sibling?
That is what's going to win thetickets to see Jonas Brothers. I don't
care if you if you didn't happenedin the past you guys were kids,
or maybe this is the opportunity youhave now to snitch on your sibling.
(02:58):
Best score, best story scores acouple of tickets to see the Charis Brothers
in September. Call in now goodLuck two seven eight ninety six fifty to
Jeremiah showing Kiss FM. So JeremiahShow ninety six five Kiss FM. Jonas
Brother tickets. We got them foryou all week on the show. We're
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gonna do it at two twenty.You can win them by just I want
you to snitch on your sibling.That's what I want you to do.
If you can do that, beststory, we'll win tickets. They're coming
in September to the Rocket Mortgage fieldHouse. So let's go to Let's start
with Hunter. Hunter, tell me, how did you snitch on your sibling?
Um, she got a tattoo andshe worked with me and we were
(03:43):
lifeguards. I thought on our backand I told my mom secretly and then
showed her a picture of it.What what was the tattoo? We have
to know, Hunter, Oh,it was a ginormous like hour glass with
like a skull hand and like abunch of words. Well it was it
(04:03):
was crazy. That's insane. NowI want to know why why she got
the tattoo like that. I don'tknow why she did it secretly. I
feel like it wouldn't have been likeso, did she get in bad.
Did she get busted? Did sheget in trouble she was eighteen? Did
mom yell at her? Yeah?Yeah, what happened? Uh? Because
(04:23):
she lived with us. Oh,it was just kind of like the they
didn't talk to each other for likea day, and the mind is still
look bad at me because she waslike, why do you always do this
one? Do you always tell hereverything? I was like, dang,
I'm so sorry. I just thinkit was like a big deal. But
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yeah, I guess it was two, one, six, five, seven,
eight, ninety six fifty. Youget a better story. Did you
snitch on your sibling? You getsort of tickets to Jonas brothers? Good
luck? Okay, did you onmy show ninety six five? Kids?
Hey ghosted? On the way?We do it every Monday and Wednesday three
on the program, right, someoneget left on Red and it's gonna get
awkward. I'm just gonna tell younow. They were together for three months,
(05:05):
she ghosted, and then poor Colton. That's all I'm gonna say.
Three twenty we'll get into that rightnow. I've got Jonah's brothers. We
got these all week on the show. By the way, two twenty will
give him away. I want toknow your sibling snitch story. How did
you snitch on your sibling? Peopleare dming me these stores. Oh my
god, there's so many. I'mtraumatized. I think Ali, you're up.
Ali, tell me how did yousnitch on your siblings? Um?
(05:28):
So, mine's a little interesting.I don't know if it's appropriate for the
radio. What does that mean?Just just use grandma words, use words
you can say in front of yourgrandma. Okay, So I caught my
brother when he was in like sixor seventh grade watching you know what?
Oh okay, yeah, on hisphone. Hey yeah, and he didn't
(05:53):
know that anyone was home. Huhso, uh yeah. I caught him.
I was like, what was that? He was like, you know,
you know what that was? AndI was like, oh my gosh,
Like I was just like scarred forlife. Oh full, I am
like years later, did you tellmom or dad? Oh? Yeah?
He was like, please do nottell mom? And I was like,
(06:15):
because or Dad? I was like, uh okay, I won't. I
was like, but I can't believethat you were doing this. Well.
The next day, I m stayedhome from school like I'll never forget it,
and I was with my mom.You know, we were in the
car and I was like, Ihave to tell you something, like I
can't keep it in any longer.And she was like what And I was
like, uh my, well,I'm not gonna say his name. He
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was, you know, doing that, and she was like, I can't.
She's crying. We're like crying andcrying. What is like freaking out?
She's like, oh my god,he's a man. Though, I'm
like, that's what makes you aman? Oh my gosh, Oh that's
the best. Yeah, you're goingto see Jonah's brothers. Are you kidding
(06:58):
me? Oh my god. Ihaven't seen them literally like ten times.
So well, they're gonna do allthe albums on this one. This one's
gonna be absolutely insane. I amso excited. Like as soon as they
announced it, I was freaking out. You know what you have to do?
Now you have to thank your brotherfor watching it. Appropriate content so
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awkward. Then, Jeremiah show,let's go ninety six five, Jeremiah Kim
Maya's here. Yes, I am. We haven't got ghosted on the way,
oh ghosted today? They were togetherfor three months. Mm, well
we'll get to that. I'm excitedI'm excited for this maya because I have
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seven friends theories from TikTok so theoriesabout the show Friends. I appreciate.
I appreciate the pause for the clap. That one's not necessary, but I
(08:07):
wanted to. Okay, all right, so this is not about the show
Friends. What do we wait?What are we talking? I thought it
was. I thought it was theoriesabout the sitcom Friends, like Joey's really
dead or something like that. Okay, that's not what this is the sixth
sense thing. I guess I shouldI should have read the article before I
brought it up. You don't.Uh so apparently, uh there's a new
(08:33):
viral seven friend theory where there are, according to the theory, the seven
different friends you should have. Ohokay, that that seems more topical.
Nothing to do. I was stillmaking friends theories on the show Friends.
They've they've been exhausted. There areno more new theories. Okay, so
I guess we'll go through these allright, now that I've set this whole
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thing up. You have to havea friend you've had since you were little.
I'm one of these. I havea couple of those. No youngest,
how old, not how old theyare. But when did you meet
the oldest friend you have? Atwhat age? Um? Mine? Second
goal? I still went from kindergartenactually, wow? Yeah, like current
friends that I still am like closewith, talked to at least like even
(09:18):
once a month. Yeah, oncea month probably like late high school or
early college. Wow. Really haveany childhood friends still around? Wow?
Yeah, not in a like theirdead way, but just drifted apart.
Yeah, it was a real friendnomad for a long time, just bouncing
around. Yeah. How about afriend that could make you laugh in any
(09:39):
situation, I'll be sure. Afriend that can go on forever without talking
but nothing changes. Oh, yes, I've got plenty of those. I
have a friend who I rarely evertalked to, but we go to like
four concerts a year together. Yes, and that's exactly it's perfect. A
friend you can tell anything too,of course, A friend that's like a
sister, A friend you can't imaginenot being friends with. Mm hmmm yeah,
(10:03):
yeah, okay, Yeah. Doyou have a friend who, like
you think you're just could we everlike even get into an argument that would
keep us from yes, like,yes, nothing's gonna there's just w's impossible.
Yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah, okay, I have that.
I was just confused by the wordsit's the cold medicine, that's okay.
And finally, a friend that knowsall about your relationship problems even though they
(10:26):
don't want to hear it. That'syour vent friend, right, I guess,
so we call them your vent friendvent friend. Okay. Well,
I'm not as disappointed that this wasn'tabout the show Friends. No, it
was more interesting. I think itwas more interesting. Do you have can
you think of one that you wouldadd to that list, like a certain
type of friend, or like onethat you have a friend you tell jokes
(10:48):
too that don't age. Well huhokay, sure, do you have one
you can add to that list?Sure? I think um. In any
any person needs a bad influence friendand a good influenced friend. Yeah,
who balanced each other up. Afriend that would go to that would go
to bat for you literally, yeah, like they will. They'll swing on
somebody if you say the word,oh yeah, a friend who will swing
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on someone, and a friend whowill de escalate gently, yes, to
make sure that the go to batfriend doesn't go j go to jail friend.
Stop staring at that render seat andlet The Jeremiah Show find out why
you got ghosted. You're the ghostedfor you on The Jeremiah Show, brought
you by Sylla's Let's get to Coltonfirst, he was ghosted by Rain Colton.
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Good afternoon, Welcome into the show, sir, Hey, how are
you lovely? Thank you for askingColton get us all caught up on you
and Rain, date you've been on, how you guys met all that stuff,
so we've got a full backstory beforewe try to set you guys back
up. Sure, um, soRain and I have been dating, you
know, pretty seriously, I guessfor a couple of months now. Oh
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yeah. I feel like it wasgoing in a really good direction I thought
anyway, which is why it's reallyweird that she's totally disappeared. I have
been completely ghosted after gosh, Iguess it's been more than three months now.
Wow. My shot comes from Normallythese ghostings happened after a first or
(12:16):
second date, or they don't't evenget to a date. But you guys
were, like you said, threemonths in. Yeah, yeah, And
I've been thinking about it for aweek now. I cannot come up with
anything like I didn't do anything.I didn't say anything. The only thing
I think is maybe she met someoneelse. But even that's weird because she's
like, she's really forth right.She I feel like she would have told
(12:39):
me someone else you're and you're acouple. Like, where where were in
your mind? Where were you guysat in the relationship? Because I mean
three months is that's yours? It'sa gray area right in some places?
Where were you at with it?Um? Like I said, I was,
I was feeling pretty good about it. I felt like this could continue
for a while. You know.I wasn't ready to to ring on it
(13:00):
or anything. Yeah. Um,I was having a good time. I
enjoyed her company. I was lookingforward to seeing her more. Uh and
then she disappeared. Huh Okay,I don't I don't get it. Yeah,
this isn't one we normally get inthis where you guys are this far,
and so here's what we'll do.I'm gonna play two songs and then
we'll come back. We'll give Raina call and see if we get to
(13:20):
the bottom of this gets you guysback together. Okay, okay, all
right, good luck. We're ghostedafter this. To jare my show ninety
six five Kiss FM. Your ghostedToday. We've got Coulton, Colton and
Rain dating for a few months andthen just all of a sudden, she
just goes. She'd like like amagic trick, trick, poof she gone.
(13:41):
So here's what we're gonna do.Colton is still here. Colton,
We're gonna give Rain a call.Stand on the line with me, but
don't say anything right away, andwe'll we'll find a way to bring it
back into the conversation. See ifwe can fix this for you guys.
Okay, okay, yeah, I'msuper nervous, but I'll shut up.
All right, good Lucke hang up? Hello, Hi looking for Rain?
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Is Rain? Hey, it's seeJeremi show m Hacker. Oh hi,
how are you? Lovely? Thankyou for asking. I know, sorry,
random out of the blue call,but we actually got your number from
a guy named Coulton. Uh.Colton says that you ghosted him and you
guys ran together for like a coupleof months, so we're kind of we're
(14:26):
kind of here on his behalf tosee if we can find out why you
ghosted. Oh man, this isso awkward. Um I did I admit
it? I admit that I did. I did ghost him, but it's
it's not like, um, hewas. He's a really nice person.
This is so weird telling a radiostation, well, I appreciate you doing
(14:46):
that. He didn't do anything wrong. I'll um okay, Well I haven't
even I it's so I haven't reallytold anybody this yet, so it's kind
of weird telling you. Um.But the reason that I haven't really talked
to him since I don't know alittle while is because well, I found
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out that I'm pregnant. Oh wow, Oh is it is that Golden Colton's
on the phone. Sorry I forgotto mention that he's been on the whole
time. Oh oh my god,um told I can wait wait what did
(15:30):
you It's not it's not yours.So um, it's not yours. Oh
oh lord, Uh, I'm ona roller coaster. I was about to
I was about to be a dad, holy crow. No, no,
(15:52):
no, you're not about to bea dad. I what had happened was
is, you know, my exmoved away a couple of years ago,
and the only when we really brokeup this because he moved away and he
just moved back to town not thatlong ago a few months ago, and
we decided that we were going totry and give it a go again.
But I was like kind of goingslowly, so I was sort of dating
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you guys both at the same time. And then when I found out that
I was pregnant, that's when Ikind of quick communicating with you when I'm
really sorry. I didn't mean tohurt your feelings or anything like that.
Man, No, you know youknow what. I am so glad I
called you guys up there to helpme out with says. Oh my,
I was beating myself up over this. I can I cannot believe I dodged
(16:37):
this bullet. Thank you so much. Everyone, have a great life.
Oh, okay, he's gone.I think he might have been a little
upset with me. I understand.I guess I was kind of two timing
him. There's a baby. Sorry, I'm in shock. Well good,
hey, you know what. Goodgood luck with the baby. Jeremi is
a great name for a kid ofeither gender. In my opinion, I
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will definitely consider it. I'll haveto see what my ex has to say.
He's no longer my ex, Iguess, or are you ghosted?
Fighting J Show Radio and we'll getinto the bottom of it. On the
Jeremiah Show. A beta blocker isthat for your heart? Is it?
Or is it a different stroke?Beta blockers class a medication predominantly used to
(17:25):
manage abnormal heart rhythms. Why areyou on one? No? No,
okay, good. I honestly forgetwhere I even saw it. I just
saw something about how Yeah, Isaw it an entering. I don't know
I had beta blockers on the mine. You know, it's funny what I
meant you beat up? Bring upbeta blockers because this is a medical segment
on the program. Are you goingto talk about PK you? No,
I could, I could do one, but I was I was actually going
(17:47):
to talk about how it's a Jeremisho ninety six five Kiss FM. I
waited a long time to say that. Uh no, I want to talk
about remedies your parents did for yougrowing up. Oh yeah, because I'm
fighting whatever is going on in mybody. Yeah, I don't know what
it is. It's allergies, it'sa cold, it's whatever. Sure,
and I'm congested. And my momreminded me, oh, just put some
(18:07):
vix on your feet and put yoursocks on and go to bed. WHOA,
that's such an interesting one. Haveyou never heard of that one before?
I don't think so. And Idon't get the science of how that
can help decongest your chest and nasalcavities. It seems very like alternative medicine
to think that. Like some peoplego a little above and beyond with what
your feet can do, those likefoot detox pads. Potatoes, yeah,
(18:32):
the potato patoes all that. Yeah, I don't. I don't know,
but if it's mom science, it'sworth a travel. Well did your mom
have any good mom science? Thebig mom science for my mom was a
spoonful of honey. It is soeffective, truly, like when you're ill
or just every day, no likea full like serving spoon, like a
small one, the teaspoon of justreally good honey, when your throat hurts,
(18:56):
when your like sinuses are bothering you, like anything kind of up here
in the head, eat a spoonfulof honey really on its own. Try
it, yeah, because you're goingthrough it right seriously, And part of
it is that it really does helplike coat your throat like a cough medicine,
but it tastes better and it's likemore natural. And then the other
(19:17):
thing is honey is actually full ofantioxidants and is like pretty good for you
in general as far as like aspoonful of a sugary substance goes, I
could I could use that because Ifeel like I'm on enough cold medication to
kill a goat right now. Ithink definitely try that out. It's got
mom science, but I think itmight actually have real science backing it up
to Mom Sciences nineteen sixty five.On the way here next, Brand New
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Questions. Congrats again to our grandprize winner on Friday, Madaline won twelve
hundred dollars. Wow to TJ Max. Oh my gosh, she's going to
New Questions. Hundred bucks. Willstart that today. Keep climb until we
get a winner. Did you haveyour senior year of high school? Were
there not even pranks but traditions?You guys over it? The Abercrombie and
(20:10):
Fitch did the food, the food, the what you know these Austin Town
Fitch also known as Abercrombie Abby umAbby. Well, let's see we there
was always like a senior prank thatgot foiled. Oh it never succeeded.
My senior year got leaked that someonewas going to bring like ten thousand crickets
(20:30):
and released them in the school,and that kid got expelled before he He
didn't even do it. They didn'teven get to do it. Someone told
someone else, who told someone else, and it got found out and we
got boom. Nope, No,I feel I feel it wasn't my it
wasn't our class. I feel someonesomehow got a cow in the high school.
(20:51):
A cow, a cow or ahorse. What. That's some Wayne
County stuff, I'm telling that's that'show we roll. That's way too,
that's how we roll in the dubby. That's crazy way you count it again,
I don't know. Maybe it wasyou that funny. Yes, sorry,
I'm bringing this up because I thinkit's gonna it's it's a story making
the rounds. It's called senior assassin, well, which is in this climate
(21:11):
obviously it's concerning. But what youdo is you go around with a gun,
a toy gun or a water pistol, and there's a typically a buy
in fee and a cash price forthe winner, as you're supposed to eliminate
as many other seniors as possible andbe the last person standing, okay,
which sounds fun. It does soundfun. Have you ever watched Community Not
(21:33):
Enough? Okay, Well they tacklethat concept with like a every season there's
an episode where they basically have likean extremely like wild paintballs championship tournament at
this community college, and it goesvery bad. It goes so badly and
it is so funny. So ifpeople are going to start doing that,
I say, watch those episodes ofCommunity for um. Well, anytime you
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get high school seniors involved in anysort of competition, it's going to go
awry. There are barely even railsford to go off. It's just already
a loose train. It's a ralestsituation. It's wild, and I love
it. Stick her out at sixtyfive next high between lunch and happy hours.
I love Mohito. So switch onyour brains and see if you can
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answer nine and sixty five. Brandnew set of questions, brand new jack
pot, one hundred bucks to tajMax if you win nine in sixty five
Madeline on Friday, she won herselftwelve, one hundred dollars to taj Max.
That's how high we can climb thisjob. I mean, we can
go as high as we need to. Well, we're gonna start one hundred
bucks right now, which is stillgo a long way. Let's go to
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call her twenty. It's Chrissy andCleveland Heights, Chrisy, good afternoon,
hacker. All Chrissy, tell meall about you. What do we need
to know about you to succeed inlife? Um? I don't know.
Not much, No, not much. Tell me something good that happened to
you today day in your life?Oh, I don't know. I don't.
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I don't know, Jeremiah, you'reputting me on the did you work
today? I am actually still atwork. Okay, what kind of work
you do? I work for thecore at the Juveniles Court. Oh okay,
we can't see too much. Wedon't. Yeah, you got that
work voice going. Okay, herewe go. Their kids are leaving.
We'll change the subject. We'll playthe game. Nine and sixty five is
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what it's called. Nine questions sixtyfive seconds to get them all right,
I'll start the timer after I askyou question number one? Are you ready?
Um? Sure? I mean it'snew questions, so probably not,
but let's see. We'll see howshe goes. Question number one is this
Olympic champion Simone Biles got married overthe weekend. What sport did she dominate?
Gymnastics? That's correct question too.Ed sheeron beat a copyright case,
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has a new album and a newdocumentary on Disney Plus featuring him and his
wife. What is his wife's name? Oh God, I know Sharon?
Ed Sharon's wife's name is? Imean, if you don't know, just
guess. Oh is it Sherry?Is it Sherry? Now it's not Sherry.
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But thank you for playing. We'llgo get in tomorrow. Two hundred
bucks to TJ Max. I'll tellyou what. We'll send you to a
Guardians game, Chrissy, just asa little consolation prize. Has that sound
two hundred bucks tomorrow to TJ Max. At four twenty on The Jeremiah Show,
It's ninety six five Kiss fam.When I'm wrong, I will admit
I'm wrong, Okay, because Idid miss here what Chrissy said. I
(24:37):
was talking to her off the Iwas going to give her the Guardians tickets.
So let's do that five between lunchand happy hour. I love Mohito,
So switch on your brains and seeif you can answer nine and sixty
five one. Because I'm an honeststand up guy most of the time.
We're gonna give Chrissy and Cleveland heightson other shot. So let's bring her
back into the show. Chrissy,Welcome, Hello, Still same rouls applied.
(25:00):
Don't say bad words, Okay,no bad words? Okay. So
I misheard you. I thought yousaid cherry, but you said off the
air you said cherry, which wasthe right answer. So we're going to
start over, and I'm gonna giveyou your nine and sixty five one more
time. Okay, okay, allright, here we go. Question number
one, I'll start the time orafter question number one like normal? Question
number one? Is Olympic champion SimoneBiles gotten married over the weekend? What
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sport did she dominates? Question toEd Sheeran has beaten a copyright case,
has a new album and a newdocumentary on Disney Plus featuring him and his
wife. What is her name?Terry Cherry like the fruit? Question three?
The King of England has been crowned? What is his first name?
(25:44):
Oh? I guess Charles? Charles? Question for what do you call a
litter of kittens? Oh? God, I should really know this because I
k kittens. A litter of kittens? You call what all pride? No,
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Chrissy did, we did, Johnas, but that was not the right
answer. So we'll go get intomarrow. You know how this works.
Two hundred bucks to TJ Max,Chrissy. I'll still give you those Guardians
tickets as a consolation price. Fourtwenty right here on the Jeremis Show,
We'll do it again. It's ninetysix five, Kissa. Are you excited
for the new Little Mermaid? Yesto Jeremi Show, ninety six five.
Kiss it comes out end of themonth, I believe. Well, really,
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yeah, it's coming out this month. I don't realize it was so
soon. So at first I wasa little bit worried because did did you
see Flounder? Flounder looked like hewas on some horrible diet medication. He
did look scary. So and that'smy main worry with this. It happened
in Lying King Yea where they they'retoo realistic. Yeah, and I get
it. You're doing a live action, so they're going to be realistic,
so that you've got that. ButI found some facts about the original Little
(27:00):
Mermaid that I don't know. Ifyou knew, I would love to hear
some facts. So the original LittleMermaid was initially rejected in flavor in favor
of a sequel to the movie Splash. Huh you remember the movie Splash.
Yeah, that fan favorite family classicthat we all know from nineteen eighty four,
where Tom Hanks had a mermaid friendwhose name was Daryl Hannah. You
(27:21):
know Daryl Hannah. Oh yeah,Daryl the Mermaid. We know that one.
Honestly, also part of your world. Almost didn't make the cut.
Wow, I don't. It's it'sthe best song in them, It's the
best. So it actually took thelyricist and Alan Menkin, Alan Makin,
they had they had to threaten toquit. Wow, in order to keep
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that song in. Listen, ifAlan Mankin threatens to quit, you give
him what he wants you to.Jim and a genius. And I was
going to say a swear word topunctuate it, but just know that I
feel strongly about that. Ursula.The physical appearance of Ursula and the mannerisms
were directly inspired by a popular dragqueen. Yes, I have heard that
(28:07):
Divine, Divine, Divine was hername, And I mean, if if
you look at the picture of Divine, it is hello. It was like
a carbon copy of hers. Thatis awesome. I hope divine got the
divine didn't see it passed away ofheart failure in nineteen eighty eight. Heart,
I mean to make you sad.No, I am sad. Also,
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ursula commonly labeled what type of fishor what type of c creature?
She's labeled what an octopus? Correct? But she only had six tentacles?
Squid? I know, I thinksquids have eight as well. Well,
yeah, it's not like an antsand spider situation. There isn't a creature
with all these six. No,exactly. The reasons she had six was
because of budget. What Sorry,guys, we can't animate two more tentacles.
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But I guess if she had sixtentacles and two arms, technically that
would be eight. Correct. I'msorry. Is someone saying that her arms
don't count? They count? Okay, then she's fine? Is that a
hill? Yes? No? Absolutely? I'm sorry. Do you want her
to have ten? Die? I'msorry I had too. You have no
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idea how loud that was? Ithink he gave me brains. It hurt
my brains. It hurt my brains. Brains? What brains? They're gone,
They're melted now. None left rightanyway, I will die on this
hill. Okay, that I thoughtyou were saying she had like four tentacles
on the bottom, two arms,six with two arms. Yeah, that's
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hey, Okay. Is anyone tryingto say that the two arms shouldn't be
counted as tentacles and she should haveeight on the bottom and two arms for
a total of ten. I'm notsaying that. That's insane, insanity,
insanity. No, six on thebottom and two arms is perfect. Shout
out, divine to smarten you.Cleveland with Jeremiah is fun fact of the
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day. Kiss up out. Ifyou know anything about the show, well,
first you know my name is Jeremiaand that's maya hello. Secondly,
you know I hate national holidays,like the dumb, the silly ones.
I'm not here to like poopoo onMemorial Days exactly. Those are fine.
However, today is National sock Dag, and in honor of that, I
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have a slew of fun facts aboutsocks I'd like to share with you.
Well, slide them over. Onaverage, you lose seven to ten pounds
of skin every year to the constantgrowth and shedding of your skin. Scout
the skin cells. This is knownas shedding season. It really doesn't have
to do nothing to do? Comeon all right, Next one, the
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word stock comes from the Old Englishword sock socc This word means that the
sock was worn to protect one's foot. Is that where soccer comes from?
WHOA? Definitely right? That makesso much sense SCC for sure. Soccer,
in addition to being worn, isa part of form. Aware socks
were also used to keep feet warmduring the colder months. Fun facts.
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What the heck could have never guessI should read these before I do it.
There are okay, there are lessthan ten thousand languages in the world,
right, yeah, but only halfof these languages have a word for
socks. Yet in most of theselanguages, socks are gender specific. Huh.
Interesting, So there's lady socks inman socks. Oh now, I
(31:30):
wonder if that's because most things aregender specific in other languages, except for
like Spanish, A lot of thingsare gender specific, right yea, so
maybe every thing, well everything inSpanish has a gender because Spanish follows rules.
Yes, English doesn't by before youaccept you after see sometimes yes,
sometimes yeah, but I don't thinkthat means it has a specific like lady
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socks ends in a sock ends,and maybe it's just me. If I'm
talking about your socks, maybe youhave a whatever. Oh yeah, but
if you're talking about my socks,maybe it'd be an Oh, I gotta
call up senior Rita. Laura.All right, I'll give you one more.
In the USA, seventy seventy threepercent of girls wear socks to bed,
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compared to only fifty five percent ofboys. Girls have cold feet.
Guys, you tea bad circulation.Your team socks in bed. I can't
fall asleep if my feet are reallycold, so your team socks in bed
only if my feet are really cold. I don't consult socks to bed now,
and I usually kick them off bythe time I wake up. I
wake up and there's a sock overhere and one in the blanket that I'll
find a week later. But I'mnot judging you anymore then, thank you.
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Okay, it's not consistent work.Did you have my show sim with
your genius up that day? Hey, someone who's done something so stupid.
Anything you've done pales in comparison.This might be like gross guy of the
day. I love these people.Tell me more. Hotel manager in Tennessee
has been arrested for entering a guest'sroom in the middle of the night and
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sucking his toes. According to NashvillePolice, the fifty two year old made
himself a room key, snuck intothe victim's room, and around five am
on March thirtieth, the guest thenclaims to have been woken up with the
manager's toes or with his toes inthe manager's mouth. How do you ever
(33:25):
move on from that? You don'tgo to a hotel ever again. I
don't think you leave your house everagain. I think I would create a
bunker for myself and never come out. Do you imagine, holly horrifying of
all the things I've been scared towake up too, Like I've been scared
to wake up, like having peethe bed because I like pete in a
dream or something like that. Iwould never expect to find a human being's
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mouth around my toes. You knowwhat's funny. When my dad was little,
he tells me a story of whenhe was younger and he had a
ferret, and he the ferret didwith that hotel manager. He was chewing
on your dad's toes. He wokeup to it and kicked it. Honestly,
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I wasn't sure that story was goingI thought it was gonna end with
and that's how you got here.Maya No no, So you said Ferrett.
Ferrett. When you said ferret,I knew it wasn't that story.
It's not that scary. But Iwould prefer a ferret over a hotel manager
on my toes any day. Firsttime you've ever said I would prefer a
ferret over a hotel manager. Yeah, no, for sure, And I
prefer nothing, no one on mytoes ideally, but God, if I
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had to pick, I'll take theferret. Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah
Show on demand. I Love theshow. More to find us on TikTok,
Instagram and more at Jay Show Radioand weekdays two to six on ninety
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