September 6, 2023 • 26 mins
Justin isn't great at jokes, so Gwen Ghosted him. Also Jeremiah's had enough with the themes of the month. He also has gotten his first email from his youngest's teacher...Plus were you mean to your sibling? It could score your Jonas Brother's tickets, and what did it take people 20 years to figure out about basektball?
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My five year old wears a fedoror to kindergarten show Sill friends, welcome
into your Wednesday. Let's get intoit. We've got now Horn tickets on
the way for you. Two thirtyon the program, another round of this
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song, sinn am game right now. I want good vibes from you.
Something good that happened in your livetoday? Share it with the show at
two one, six, five,seven, eight ninety six five. Oh,
drop a dm a comment. Findthe Jeremi Show on on Socials at
Jay's show Radio microd Vibes. Someoneput chips in the kitchen the cape cod
kettle. Let's go. I shouldn'tbe eating them, but my lunch has
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already worn off, and I don'twant to eat my snack. That's what's
going on with me. Abby,what's going on with you? Tell me
something good that happened to you today. I learned how to do haircuts in
cosmetology school. Oh, we're incosmo cosmos school. Is that how we
shorten it? I just made thatup. Yes, so wearing cause and
is this so this is a bigstep because haircuts that's kind of the main
part of the gig. Right,Yeah, so we're refreshing into cause school.
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Yeah, I love it. Twoor three really quick, Abby,
because I know now that you're inthe cosmetology industry, you're an expert on
this. Mullets in or out ouout Oh. I think you just broke
the hearts of half in Northeast Ohio. Abby, it happens. I like
it. You're unapologetic and I respectyou for it. Thank you. Did
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you have my show on ninety sixfive kiss Ham. We got those nine
horn tickets coming up for you twothirty for that good vibes. Now,
if you want to spread them withthe show. Like I said before,
you couldn't call a two one sixfive seventy ninety six five ozho or you
couldn't leave us a message on theiHeart RADIOACP. It's free, by the
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It looks like a little microphone.But leave your message there. Let's
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talk to Hannah. Spread some goodvibes, Hannah. Tell me something good
that happened to you today. Mykids went to school? Was it you
have the day free to do whateveryou wanted? Yes, the target it
was. Isn't one of these daysyou had a bunch of errands. Did
you say target? It was yes, I went to target Target. Yes.
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Now, Now have you have yousnug some wine in the stanley while
we're going through target? Yet?Have we tried that? As we're best
friends? Now you know that that'sperfect. He's got a solution for every
problem. Not that I'm an experton this subject, but cocktails probably improved
most situations, right, Jarmiah Shelleysix five Semi Show, ninety six five
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Kiss FM. Nile Horn tickets areon the line, Cattling in Barberton.
You were up first to play goodafternoon. Hey girl, Oh all right,
we are playing the song synonym gamefor Nile Horn tickets. I'm gonna
give you the synonym of a verypopular boyfriend song. Tell me what the
title is? Okay, okay,I'm the best option. Choose me,
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Choose me. No, I'm sorry, that's not right, but thank you
for playing. Appreciate you. Bye, two one, six, five,
seven, eight, ninety six fifty. Can you figure out what boy band
song? Then? Is? Itse J show on ninety six five Kiss
Seth. I've got these Nile Horntickets. He's coming to town next summer.
We're giving him to you. Now. We're playing the song synonym game.
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Basically, I've taken one of themost popular boy band songs of all
time and I found the synonym version. For example, right, if we
were doing Cia, that would bebye Bye Bye. So that's how this
game works. Let's play with Richnow and Hutson. Rich, how are
you my friend? Oh dude,well, how are you going? I'm
lovely. I'll give you a synonym, a title of a very popular boy
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band song. You tell me whatthe actual song is. Okay, I'm
the best option, no idea.You know, it seems easy in theory,
but when when it's actually game time, it's this is actually not a
bracy game. Well, I appreciateyou playing. Rich, have a good
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one. Okay, bye, two, one, six, five, seventy
ninety six fifty. It's the songSynonym game for nine horn tickets. Did
jere My Show ninety six five?Kiss FM got nia horn tickets for you.
It's Melissa's turn to play. Melissa, where do you live? I
live in Maria, Melissa and Maria, Good afternoon, Hey girl, noon,
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hey girl. Wow. I heldthat one for a long time.
All right, Melissa, let's doit. The song synonym game. Nile
Horn tickets are on the line.I have taken a popular boy band title
and I've made a synonym of it. Not I. I used AI because
I'm an idiot. Okay, tellme what Let's well, what is the
actual song title for the synonym ofI'm the Best Option? So the only
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one or the one? I can'tremember how it goes by the back start
boys? The one or the onlyone? I forget? Oh that's the
title. No Oh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect. Melissa, that's incorrect,
But thank you for playing. Iappreciate you. Bye, two one,
six, five, seven, eight, ninety six fifty. Can you
figure out what the synonym boy bandsong is for I'm the Best Option.
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If you do, I'll give youNile Horn tickets. Good luck? Did
jerre my show on ninety six fiveKiss FM still got these Nile Horn tickets?
Cassie's up now she's into mask.Let's good afternoon, Hanker, Cassie.
The song synonym game. Tell mewhat the synonym is for I'm the
best Option? What popular boy bandsong is that? Oh? I literally
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only have one song that comes tomind, and I know it's wrong.
What is it? It's gonna beme bye and thank That is what brilliant
that's what it is. Oh goget that. Hey, there you go.
Congratulations you are going to Nile Horn. Okay, I actually can't go
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to that show. I looked atthe date while I was on hold,
and I give them to the nextperson. You just want to give them
to whoever's next up to play withyou? Yeah, I said, look
at the date. Really, let'ssee who I forget? Who's on hold
next? Kiss fils this Catalan alreadyplayed. That's right. She got back
in line Cassie. So here's whathappened, Catlan. Cassie actually won the
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game. But no, oh no, no, but she can't go.
So she said, hey, givethe tickets to the next person. Guess
who that is? Yes, Cassy, I think she figured it out.
Oh yeah, because I didn't figureit out. Look at Cassie passing the
good vibes on cattle and cattle andthank you, you're welcome. How's it
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much fun? Thank you? Seeyou look at that the Jeremiah Show.
Goodness is spreading. We're spreading goodvibes to people we don't even know.
I love it, all right,Cassie. I'll let you go cattle and
you hang on for me. Okay, all right, thank you, bye,
I thank you mort Nile Horn Tickets. Will do it again tomorrow at
two thirty. I'm kissing to jobmy show on ninety six five. Kiss
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Fmia from sales is here. Hi, Hi, May Are you ready for
no spend September? What? No? No spend September can help you get
your finances on track after splurging thissummer. I fear it might be too
late for me. Financil is afemale focused budgeting app shares rules for money
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reset post summer. Okay, youknow what, No, no, no,
no, no, die off off. I'm closing this window. We're
not even gonna talk about it.Quit making months things, Quit making months
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things. Let them on to bea month. This is a hilarious hill.
Stop it. This is so funny. We don't need no shave November.
Just donate to the cancer or whateverit is. Yeah, just soper
October. Don't even get me started. Drive January. No, why are
there two months celebrating? If youwant to celebrate sobriety, do it,
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do it, that's fine, don'tdon't throw a month don't throw like a
name in there and make it alla literatory and be like, oh,
oh it's it's so we're October.No, it's not Dana. What about
breast cancer month? Jeremiah, Butit's not. No, it's not stop
it. You're you're doing a thingthat's not what I mean. I'm so
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sick of making months things. Canwe stop? I think perhaps we can.
Yeah, as long as we drawa line. Where's the line.
Well, the line is that thingsthat matter, yes, you have to
that deserve to be celebrated or noted, and things that you could do anytime
for sure, stop it. Stopit stupid to grow mustache and donate to
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cancer research. Yeah, you don'thave to wait March if you want.
Dude, I don't care when youdo it. Just don't. Don't make
a month and didn't do it.It's the alliteration. It gets me.
Really, it's the illiterate because I'ma fan of alliteration. I love alliteration.
So it's just wrapping you up andit's a little alliterative tentacles. Yeah,
it wraps me up and says,hey, this is a good thing,
and then I do what literally justhappened in this conversation. I start
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reading it and I say, no, this is dumb. Yes, we're
not doing it. Yes, don'tbe fooled by literary techniques. Have your
own thoughts. Don't save your moneyand budget in September because you want to
do some girl math and buy whatthe balls you want? Okay, sweet,
if you're all right, well,if you want me too, I'm
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gonna I'm gonna send you a checkfor everything I bought. Wait what Wait?
No, I'm gonna write you aninvite for you to send me a
check for everything I thought. You'regetting a bill. Okay, Dan,
stop staring at that red re seatand let the Jeremiah Show find out why
you got ghost? Did know theghosted? For you want the Jeremia Show.
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It's brought to you by Sarrillas.Gwen goes to Justin and he reached
out to us, so let's talkto him first. Justin, welcome into
the program. Hey was having tomy brother. I would do her,
good man. Thank you for asking. So Justin tell me all about you
and Gwen. How you guys met, dates you've been on. Kind of
give us the full backstory, sincewe don't know much about you guys.
Oh well, you know, Iuh, we never really got to go
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out. You know, I've theresuper busy would work this time of a
year and I had to keep reschedulingthele what have you. But Gwen was
a young lady that I met througha friend, a mutual friend, and
I thought she was just the mostbeautiful, ast person that I've seen.
I mean, I got a chanceto speak with her, she just had
some great outlooks on life that Iwas really interested in. And then I
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just really wanted to, h youknow, get a date with them,
but it just never seemed to quiteyou know, work out the schedules and
just kind of conflicted. So itwas just like, you know, I
talked to her and then all ofa sudden, bro, it's just nothing,
you know what I mean. AndI don't know if I said something
wrong in our conversations, but itwas just kind of crazy. You know.
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I liked the girl, you know, she liked me, but just
all of a sudden, she justwent away, and I'm just like,
okay, do you think you knowI had to call it to you guys.
Maybe maybe she felt like you werekind of like giving her the run
around, Maybe because you know,maybe busy work schedule or whatever. Maybe
she just got sick of it.Yeah, I think so, because I
think we had three day schedule andthen like the day before, I had
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the schedule reschedule, and then it'sthat happening. So I think she probably
just got sick of it. Imean, she's a beautiful girl. I'm
pretty sure her options are pretty vastand open, so she didn't want to
keep wasting no time with me.But I get it, you know what
all that means, you know whatall that being said, I still just
wanted to get a chance to sitin front of her. Yeah, I'm
a good conversation one on one andjust you know, let us see the
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real me in person as opposed tojust over the phone. All right,
well, I'll tell you what we'lldo here. Well, we'll take a
quick break, play a couple ofsongs, we'll come back, and we'll
give Gwenna cast see if she's elsewhy she ghoted you. Okay, my
dude, that'll be great, Thankyou bro. We'll go airplanes now and
then after no Kahanan posting more ghostedon the way sid You're on my show
on ninety six five, Kiss FM, We've got your ghosted today, Justin
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ghosted by Gwen. They just reallycouldn't connect. I think justin what we've
what we've decided is maybe you know, we're gonna call her in a second,
but just speculating, maybe she feltlike she was getting the run around
because you kept canceling dates due toyou know, work schedule and whatnot.
Right, Yeah, I think Ithink that's the only thing. I mean,
other than that, I really can'tsee why she was a ghost.
I think I'm a pretty handsome guy, and I think I'm pretty interested as
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well. So you sound good lookingif that means anything to you, justin,
I'll really appreciate that, and Ifeel good looking, you know.
But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe let'sgive Gutta called do be a favorite.
Stay on the phone, but don'tsay anything right away. She's a little
more honest, you know, ifshe doesn't know you're there. All right,
let's do it. Stand by Hello. Hi? Is this Gwen?
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Yeah speaking Quen. Let's sit hereon my show ninety six five Kids FM.
Hagarl O. Hi, Oh mygod, Hi guys. Hi Gwen
calling me really quick here about aguy we just spoke to name it.
Justin Justin says you ghosted him?A do you know it? Justin B?
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Did you ghost him? See why? Okay, yeah, Justin I
know him. He's actually really cuteguy, kind of fun all that,
but yeah, I definitely ghosted him. Okay, yeah, it's kind of
I don't know. He was alittle off. I mean we were shotting
back and forth, good bench betweenone another, and then he made some
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crazy comments something about like get readyto have some big babies because all his
siblings are over ten pounds are bigger. Wait what yeah, yeah that's what
I say. So, like,you know, okay, like this,
so he did tell us you guys, you guys were never able to nail
down an actual dat. He kepthaving to cancel. So he said that
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like in either like over the phoneor like texting back and forth, not
even in front of your face.Did he say this? No, not
in my face. I didn't evenwant to connect after that. I was
over it, Like, I don'tknow what kind of comment that is and
what you're talking about that. He'skind of freaked me out a little bit.
We're kind of like, I'm good, We're kind of like, where
are you coming from? Bro?What is that even all about? Literally,
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well, i'll tell you what wecan actually gwent. We can tell
you exactly where that's coming from.Because Justin is on the phone. I
forgot to mention that right off therip, that he's yeah, I really
First of all, I want tosay, I apologize, but I think
the joke is just, you know, taking a little bit out of context.
I really telling me how your sisterjust had a baby and you were
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going to visit that afternose I madethe joke. You know, I wasn't
trying to be a sense of atall. You know, I don't know.
I think that's really weird. Ihear you if it's a joke.
I just I'm not into like datingsomeone that makes comments about things coming out
of my vagina, especially telling me, you know something that's gonna like tear
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me and half potentially if I hadit ten pounds babies it was brightening to
win. It was a joke.You don't think you could be over reacted.
I mean, it's just a joke. I wasn't trying to I wasn't
trying to or whatever. I don'tknow. I'm very offended. I'm just
not into it. I'm sorry,like my vagina and the conversations of what
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comes out of it, honestly,let's not talk about that. But you
can't take a joke. I mean, this is just a joke. It
wasn't. I don't do anything funnyabout that. Like, that's scary to
me. You're telling me I'm gonnahave beat one, Like why are we
talking about babies? Two? Iget it, my sister had one school.
But then you're telling me I'm gonnahave like these like big babies,
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like I'm gonna die or something like. I don't. I don't really you
know, I mean, you justbaby, I mean, I don't think
that's gonna kill can't I think havea big justin I think maybe maybe the
whole conversation maybe just maybe a badjoke, you know what I mean,
maybe maybe in the context. I'lltake that. But yeah, I just
I wasn't trying to be I'm justtrying to make a joke because she says
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she's wanted to see her sister,you know what I mean. I don't
mean anybody. Some things you justcan't take back. You can't take that
back. I don't like the joke. It scares me. I don't.
I don't even want to think aboutthings like that right now. I don't
know. I'm sorry, I'm gonnathere anyway we could, we could meet
over lunch, and it's kind oflike, you know, make just let's
just make it all better with mineusthe joke. I mean, honestly,
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no, I'm so sorry. I'mjust turned off. Sorry, never had
music stations? Did you have myissue? Ninety six five kids have m
may from sales is here? Iam here mind. You sent me a
text this morning, and I amdying to get to the bottom of it.
So the text I sent you involvesmy youngest who's in kindergarten. This
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is my last child to go inkindergarten. So if you know anything about
children, the third child is alwaysthe wild card. Always. Your little
brother is the third is he thewild card always? So we're all sitting
there as a family, we're homefrom football practice, we're just kind of
chilling out. All of a sudden, my wife, mid job, she's
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doing some work from home, midjob, just burst out and laughter and
stops. The whole family. Ohmy goodness, whole family stops because she
received an email from my five yearold kindergarten teacher. Oh, dear god
this, She responded to the weeklyemail and said, Hey, I just
want to thank you for making Isaiah'sfirst few days of school awesome. He
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is loving kindergarten. His lovely andmost patient teacher responds, Oh, I'm
so glad to hear this. Heis capital delightful. He has the best
sense of humor. Also, FYI, oh, oh boy, he is
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not forgetting his hat every night.You know, his hat, his fedora.
My five year old wears a fedorato kindergarten. He has decided that
it lives at school now and isplaced on my desk each night before he
leaves at the end of the day. That's okay, this is the most
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amazing I could have never imagined thisdevelopment in the five year old Fedora story,
and here we are. It lives. So I picture Isaiah he I
picture him wearing it all day.Yeah, I've learned he's not allowed to
wear it to Jim class. Hehas. He has been reprimanded for that.
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There are rules here, So ingym class it goes in the cubby.
I picture him wearing it the restof the day. I'm sure proudly,
Oh of course, Lotle peppid hisstep, little, gliding his stride
because he's rocking the fedor, andI picture him wearing it all day and
at the end of the day.I don't know if there's a bell,
I don't know if the teacher says, all right, guys, it's time
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to go. I just picture himsitting in this little seat when the teacher
says it's time to go, removingFedora from hat with both hands, with
fingers and thumbs and the rest ofthe fingers sticking up perfectly, removing it
vertically from the head. Of course, he takes it to his teacher's desk
and sets it ever so precisely,obviously facing out, ginger gingerly, placing
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it there, nudging it just abit, and then a nice little bow.
Yes, good day, sir,sorrow. Oh my gosh, what
is it. I don't I don'tknow what this child's gonna do. This
is incredible. He's either going tobe a genius or he's going to be
Danny Ocean. Those are his twooptions in life. Well, here's what
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we do. Know what do wemean? He's already hilarious, Yes,
much funnier than I am. Hecould take over my show tomorrow. Maybe
he should The Isaiah Show, It'scoming, just coming, just a one
day takeover to see how he'd saymore curse words than I would. What
uh huh, I would like tohear it. The Jeremiah Show. I
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love it. I love this show. Six five draw my show on ninety
six five Kiss FM. We've gotJonas Brothers tickets for you all week on
the show. I want to knowhow mean you were to your sibling.
Let's start with Gina in Middleburg Hyde. Gina, good afternoon, Acre,
Hey, j are you how?I'm lovely? Thank you for asking.
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The real question is how were youmean to your sibling? Best story in
Cleveland Wind's Jonas Brothers tickets. Iwas pretty mean. I used to beat
my sister with telephone. I usedto bite her, I bet her skin
off, loved marks all over.Why because she was mean to me?
Oh so this was a retaliation andit was a retaliation. She used to
make me as a child, stickmy hand in a light socket to get
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McDonald's cookies out of I was electrocutedmany times. Wow, there's a lot
going on in this situation. Gina. Yeah, I guess it was a
frintal involvement. How are we now? Are we better now? Oh?
Yeah, we're great now. Wesee like the meanness bonded you to it?
Did it did? But it waspretty It was pretty brutal. I
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mean it was very brutal. Twoone six, five, seven, eight,
ninety six fifty How are you meanto your sibling? I'll give you
Jonas Brothers tickets. You got thebest story in the land? Did you
on my show on ninety six fiveKiss FM? Jonas Brothers tickets all week?
What are we asking? How meanwere you to your sibling? What
did you do to them? Beststory scores? The tickets to the job
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as you want to call in withthe story? Two one, six,
five, seven, eight ninety sixfive. Oh, let's go with Ashley
joining us on the show. Ashley, Good afternoon, hagirl, h Ashley.
I want to know how bad,how mean, how horrible you were
to your sibling. If it's thebest story in Cleveland, I'll give you
Jonas Brothers tickets. So when Ihave a younger brother, he's three years
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older than me. When we werelittle, I'm not sure how old you
were. My dad had a setof little ball bearings and I threw one
at my brother and gave him ablack eye. Oh my, you're throwing
things at your ball bearings. Wow, that's kind of mean, But yeah,
I'm sure he probably deserved it,right, I don't know. I
don't think you did. I likethe honesty two one, six, five,
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seven, eight, ninety six fiftyShare your story for Jonas tickets?
Now? Did you on my show? On ninety six five? Kissam Cleveland
wants Jonas Brothers tickets. I've gotmy lines full with horrible things people have
done to their siblings. We're gonnado this all week on the show.
By the way, four twenties one. We'll kick it off, so if
you're getting the busy signal, we'llkeep trying. We haven't gotten a winter
yet, and if you don't wintoday, we'll do it for the rest
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of the week as well. Let'sgo to Stacy in Lakewood right now,
Stacy, good afternoon, a girl. Hi, Stacy, tell me what
did you do to your sibling?Hi taped my brother's eyes shut while he
was sleeping and then told him thatthe house he's on fire. I why
what did he do to you?He smeared banana on my leg? While
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I was sleeping and told me thatthe dog you've done sounds like a house
of pranks. You guys lived init. Yeah, did you do the
warm hand in the warm water track? It sounds like you guys are past
that. Actually, what happened whenyou told him the house was on fire
and his eyes were taped? Show? How did he read me? Eventually?
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We eventually helped him out. Couldhe not get the tape off of
his eyes? I'm confused? No, he was little. We were really
Wait a minute, how old wasthis child? He is probably five orth
and you are I would have beeneleven? Say you said over ten year?
Horrible? All Oh my god,I hope you went to church that
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week? We did? Okay,good, well night. Next you're gonna
go to Jonah's brother's church because youwin. Who would have thought. Are
you gonna call your mom tonight andbe like, hey, mom, you
remember that story when I told mybrother the house was on fire and I
taped his eyes shut? Well,that won me tickets to see the Jonah's
brothers. Oh my god, allright, you have the best time.
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I'm gonna get the morn info fromyou. So you hang on the rest
of you Cleveland, You horrible,horrible people out there. I want more.
We'll go out to tomorrow again.Jonah's Brother's tickets at four twenty on
Kiss I'm Smart You Love Cleveland's withJeremiah's one Facts of the Day or ninety
six five kiss at hit you withthe knowledge Nuggets. I'd love to little
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piece of then information, a funfact to make your Wednesday go a little
bit faster. Maybe you can usethis tonight, get some happy hour drinks,
trick someone with it. Did youknow when basketball was first beginning to
be played, there was a manwhose job it was was to take a
ladder, climb up to the basketand retrieve the ball in from inside the
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basket because there wasn't a hole inthe bottom. Now you're asking yourself,
well, how many years did theydo that? Twenty? The answer is
twenty years playing basketball before they thoughtto cut a hole in the bottom.
It's EJMI Show on ninety six fiveKiss FM with your Genius of the day.
Someone who's done something so stupid.Anything you've done pales in comparison.
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A guy has been popped in Nebraskaafter calling the cops to let them know
everyone's driving on the rock side ofthe highway. This according to a Lane
County County Sheriff's Facebook post. Now, when authorities arrived, guess what Oh
the caller was the one driving onthe wrong side of the road, and
not surprisingly, his blood alcohol levelwas twice the legal limit. Over twice
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the legal limit. Thankfully, theLancaster County Sheriff's deputy was able to rest
a driver before anyone was seriously hurt. Now, just a word to the
wise. If you think everyone's drivingon the wrong side of the road,
it's probably you. I guess you'rein England.
My five year old wears a fedoror to kindergarten show Sill friends, welcome
into your Wednesday. Let's get intoit. We've got now Horn tickets on
the way for you. Two thirtyon the program, another round of this
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song, sinn am game right now. I want good vibes from you.
Something good that happened in your livetoday? Share it with the show at
two one, six, five,seven, eight ninety six five. Oh,
drop a dm a comment. Findthe Jeremi Show on on Socials at
Jay's show Radio microd Vibes. Someoneput chips in the kitchen the cape cod
kettle. Let's go. I shouldn'tbe eating them, but my lunch has
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already worn off, and I don'twant to eat my snack. That's what's
going on with me. Abby,what's going on with you? Tell me
something good that happened to you today. I learned how to do haircuts in
cosmetology school. Oh, we're incosmo cosmos school. Is that how we
shorten it? I just made thatup. Yes, so wearing cause and
is this so this is a bigstep because haircuts that's kind of the main
part of the gig. Right,Yeah, so we're refreshing into cause school.
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Yeah, I love it. Twoor three really quick, Abby,
because I know now that you're inthe cosmetology industry, you're an expert on
this. Mullets in or out ouout Oh. I think you just broke
the hearts of half in Northeast Ohio. Abby, it happens. I like
it. You're unapologetic and I respectyou for it. Thank you. Did
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you have my show on ninety sixfive kiss Ham. We got those nine
horn tickets coming up for you twothirty for that good vibes. Now,
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that happened to you today. Mykids went to school? Was it you
have the day free to do whateveryou wanted? Yes, the target it
was. Isn't one of these daysyou had a bunch of errands. Did
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You were up first to play goodafternoon. Hey girl, Oh all right,
we are playing the song synonym gamefor Nile Horn tickets. I'm gonna
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title is? Okay, okay,I'm the best option. Choose me,
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for playing. Appreciate you. Bye, two one, six, five,
seven, eight, ninety six fifty. Can you figure out what boy band
song? Then? Is? Itse J show on ninety six five Kiss
Seth. I've got these Nile Horntickets. He's coming to town next summer.
We're giving him to you. Now. We're playing the song synonym game.
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Basically, I've taken one of themost popular boy band songs of all
time and I found the synonym version. For example, right, if we
were doing Cia, that would bebye Bye Bye. So that's how this
game works. Let's play with Richnow and Hutson. Rich, how are
you my friend? Oh dude,well, how are you going? I'm
lovely. I'll give you a synonym, a title of a very popular boy
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band song. You tell me whatthe actual song is. Okay, I'm
the best option, no idea.You know, it seems easy in theory,
but when when it's actually game time, it's this is actually not a
bracy game. Well, I appreciateyou playing. Rich, have a good
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one. Okay, bye, two, one, six, five, seventy
ninety six fifty. It's the songSynonym game for nine horn tickets. Did
jere My Show ninety six five?Kiss FM got nia horn tickets for you.
It's Melissa's turn to play. Melissa, where do you live? I
live in Maria, Melissa and Maria, Good afternoon, Hey girl, noon,
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hey girl. Wow. I heldthat one for a long time.
All right, Melissa, let's doit. The song synonym game. Nile
Horn tickets are on the line.I have taken a popular boy band title
and I've made a synonym of it. Not I. I used AI because
I'm an idiot. Okay, tellme what Let's well, what is the
actual song title for the synonym ofI'm the Best Option? So the only
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one or the one? I can'tremember how it goes by the back start
boys? The one or the onlyone? I forget? Oh that's the
title. No Oh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect. Melissa, that's incorrect,
But thank you for playing. Iappreciate you. Bye, two one,
six, five, seven, eight, ninety six fifty. Can you
figure out what the synonym boy bandsong is for I'm the Best Option.
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If you do, I'll give youNile Horn tickets. Good luck? Did
jerre my show on ninety six fiveKiss FM still got these Nile Horn tickets?
Cassie's up now she's into mask.Let's good afternoon, Hanker, Cassie.
The song synonym game. Tell mewhat the synonym is for I'm the
best Option? What popular boy bandsong is that? Oh? I literally
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only have one song that comes tomind, and I know it's wrong.
What is it? It's gonna beme bye and thank That is what brilliant
that's what it is. Oh goget that. Hey, there you go.
Congratulations you are going to Nile Horn. Okay, I actually can't go
(05:59):
to that show. I looked atthe date while I was on hold,
and I give them to the nextperson. You just want to give them
to whoever's next up to play withyou? Yeah, I said, look
at the date. Really, let'ssee who I forget? Who's on hold
next? Kiss fils this Catalan alreadyplayed. That's right. She got back
in line Cassie. So here's whathappened, Catlan. Cassie actually won the
(06:21):
game. But no, oh no, no, but she can't go.
So she said, hey, givethe tickets to the next person. Guess
who that is? Yes, Cassy, I think she figured it out.
Oh yeah, because I didn't figureit out. Look at Cassie passing the
good vibes on cattle and cattle andthank you, you're welcome. How's it
(06:44):
much fun? Thank you? Seeyou look at that the Jeremiah Show.
Goodness is spreading. We're spreading goodvibes to people we don't even know.
I love it, all right,Cassie. I'll let you go cattle and
you hang on for me. Okay, all right, thank you, bye,
I thank you mort Nile Horn Tickets. Will do it again tomorrow at
two thirty. I'm kissing to jobmy show on ninety six five. Kiss
(07:09):
Fmia from sales is here. Hi, Hi, May Are you ready for
no spend September? What? No? No spend September can help you get
your finances on track after splurging thissummer. I fear it might be too
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reset post summer. Okay, youknow what, No, no, no,
no, no, die off off. I'm closing this window. We're
not even gonna talk about it.Quit making months things, Quit making months
(07:51):
things. Let them on to bea month. This is a hilarious hill.
Stop it. This is so funny. We don't need no shave November.
Just donate to the cancer or whateverit is. Yeah, just soper
October. Don't even get me started. Drive January. No, why are
there two months celebrating? If youwant to celebrate sobriety, do it,
(08:13):
do it, that's fine, don'tdon't throw a month don't throw like a
name in there and make it alla literatory and be like, oh,
oh it's it's so we're October.No, it's not Dana. What about
breast cancer month? Jeremiah, Butit's not. No, it's not stop
it. You're you're doing a thingthat's not what I mean. I'm so
(08:35):
sick of making months things. Canwe stop? I think perhaps we can.
Yeah, as long as we drawa line. Where's the line.
Well, the line is that thingsthat matter, yes, you have to
that deserve to be celebrated or noted, and things that you could do anytime
for sure, stop it. Stopit stupid to grow mustache and donate to
(08:56):
cancer research. Yeah, you don'thave to wait March if you want.
Dude, I don't care when youdo it. Just don't. Don't make
a month and didn't do it.It's the alliteration. It gets me.
Really, it's the illiterate because I'ma fan of alliteration. I love alliteration.
So it's just wrapping you up andit's a little alliterative tentacles. Yeah,
it wraps me up and says,hey, this is a good thing,
and then I do what literally justhappened in this conversation. I start
(09:18):
reading it and I say, no, this is dumb. Yes, we're
not doing it. Yes, don'tbe fooled by literary techniques. Have your
own thoughts. Don't save your moneyand budget in September because you want to
do some girl math and buy whatthe balls you want? Okay, sweet,
if you're all right, well,if you want me too, I'm
(09:39):
gonna I'm gonna send you a checkfor everything I bought. Wait what Wait?
No, I'm gonna write you aninvite for you to send me a
check for everything I thought. You'regetting a bill. Okay, Dan,
stop staring at that red re seatand let the Jeremiah Show find out why
you got ghost? Did know theghosted? For you want the Jeremia Show.
(10:00):
It's brought to you by Sarrillas.Gwen goes to Justin and he reached
out to us, so let's talkto him first. Justin, welcome into
the program. Hey was having tomy brother. I would do her,
good man. Thank you for asking. So Justin tell me all about you
and Gwen. How you guys met, dates you've been on. Kind of
give us the full backstory, sincewe don't know much about you guys.
Oh well, you know, Iuh, we never really got to go
(10:24):
out. You know, I've theresuper busy would work this time of a
year and I had to keep reschedulingthele what have you. But Gwen was
a young lady that I met througha friend, a mutual friend, and
I thought she was just the mostbeautiful, ast person that I've seen.
I mean, I got a chanceto speak with her, she just had
some great outlooks on life that Iwas really interested in. And then I
(10:46):
just really wanted to, h youknow, get a date with them,
but it just never seemed to quiteyou know, work out the schedules and
just kind of conflicted. So itwas just like, you know, I
talked to her and then all ofa sudden, bro, it's just nothing,
you know what I mean. AndI don't know if I said something
wrong in our conversations, but itwas just kind of crazy. You know.
(11:07):
I liked the girl, you know, she liked me, but just
all of a sudden, she justwent away, and I'm just like,
okay, do you think you knowI had to call it to you guys.
Maybe maybe she felt like you werekind of like giving her the run
around, Maybe because you know,maybe busy work schedule or whatever. Maybe
she just got sick of it.Yeah, I think so, because I
think we had three day schedule andthen like the day before, I had
(11:28):
the schedule reschedule, and then it'sthat happening. So I think she probably
just got sick of it. Imean, she's a beautiful girl. I'm
pretty sure her options are pretty vastand open, so she didn't want to
keep wasting no time with me.But I get it, you know what
all that means, you know whatall that being said, I still just
wanted to get a chance to sitin front of her. Yeah, I'm
a good conversation one on one andjust you know, let us see the
(11:50):
real me in person as opposed tojust over the phone. All right,
well, I'll tell you what we'lldo here. Well, we'll take a
quick break, play a couple ofsongs, we'll come back, and we'll
give Gwenna cast see if she's elsewhy she ghoted you. Okay, my
dude, that'll be great, Thankyou bro. We'll go airplanes now and
then after no Kahanan posting more ghostedon the way sid You're on my show
on ninety six five, Kiss FM, We've got your ghosted today, Justin
(12:13):
ghosted by Gwen. They just reallycouldn't connect. I think justin what we've
what we've decided is maybe you know, we're gonna call her in a second,
but just speculating, maybe she feltlike she was getting the run around
because you kept canceling dates due toyou know, work schedule and whatnot.
Right, Yeah, I think Ithink that's the only thing. I mean,
other than that, I really can'tsee why she was a ghost.
I think I'm a pretty handsome guy, and I think I'm pretty interested as
(12:37):
well. So you sound good lookingif that means anything to you, justin,
I'll really appreciate that, and Ifeel good looking, you know.
But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe let'sgive Gutta called do be a favorite.
Stay on the phone, but don'tsay anything right away. She's a little
more honest, you know, ifshe doesn't know you're there. All right,
let's do it. Stand by Hello. Hi? Is this Gwen?
(13:01):
Yeah speaking Quen. Let's sit hereon my show ninety six five Kids FM.
Hagarl O. Hi, Oh mygod, Hi guys. Hi Gwen
calling me really quick here about aguy we just spoke to name it.
Justin Justin says you ghosted him?A do you know it? Justin B?
(13:22):
Did you ghost him? See why? Okay, yeah, Justin I
know him. He's actually really cuteguy, kind of fun all that,
but yeah, I definitely ghosted him. Okay, yeah, it's kind of
I don't know. He was alittle off. I mean we were shotting
back and forth, good bench betweenone another, and then he made some
(13:46):
crazy comments something about like get readyto have some big babies because all his
siblings are over ten pounds are bigger. Wait what yeah, yeah that's what
I say. So, like,you know, okay, like this,
so he did tell us you guys, you guys were never able to nail
down an actual dat. He kepthaving to cancel. So he said that
(14:09):
like in either like over the phoneor like texting back and forth, not
even in front of your face.Did he say this? No, not
in my face. I didn't evenwant to connect after that. I was
over it, Like, I don'tknow what kind of comment that is and
what you're talking about that. He'skind of freaked me out a little bit.
We're kind of like, I'm good, We're kind of like, where
are you coming from? Bro?What is that even all about? Literally,
(14:30):
well, i'll tell you what wecan actually gwent. We can tell
you exactly where that's coming from.Because Justin is on the phone. I
forgot to mention that right off therip, that he's yeah, I really
First of all, I want tosay, I apologize, but I think
the joke is just, you know, taking a little bit out of context.
I really telling me how your sisterjust had a baby and you were
(14:52):
going to visit that afternose I madethe joke. You know, I wasn't
trying to be a sense of atall. You know, I don't know.
I think that's really weird. Ihear you if it's a joke.
I just I'm not into like datingsomeone that makes comments about things coming out
of my vagina, especially telling me, you know something that's gonna like tear
(15:16):
me and half potentially if I hadit ten pounds babies it was brightening to
win. It was a joke.You don't think you could be over reacted.
I mean, it's just a joke. I wasn't trying to I wasn't
trying to or whatever. I don'tknow. I'm very offended. I'm just
not into it. I'm sorry,like my vagina and the conversations of what
(15:39):
comes out of it, honestly,let's not talk about that. But you
can't take a joke. I mean, this is just a joke. It
wasn't. I don't do anything funnyabout that. Like, that's scary to
me. You're telling me I'm gonnahave beat one, Like why are we
talking about babies? Two? Iget it, my sister had one school.
But then you're telling me I'm gonnahave like these like big babies,
(16:00):
like I'm gonna die or something like. I don't. I don't really you
know, I mean, you justbaby, I mean, I don't think
that's gonna kill can't I think havea big justin I think maybe maybe the
whole conversation maybe just maybe a badjoke, you know what I mean,
maybe maybe in the context. I'lltake that. But yeah, I just
I wasn't trying to be I'm justtrying to make a joke because she says
(16:22):
she's wanted to see her sister,you know what I mean. I don't
mean anybody. Some things you justcan't take back. You can't take that
back. I don't like the joke. It scares me. I don't.
I don't even want to think aboutthings like that right now. I don't
know. I'm sorry, I'm gonnathere anyway we could, we could meet
over lunch, and it's kind oflike, you know, make just let's
just make it all better with mineusthe joke. I mean, honestly,
(16:48):
no, I'm so sorry. I'mjust turned off. Sorry, never had
music stations? Did you have myissue? Ninety six five kids have m
may from sales is here? Iam here mind. You sent me a
text this morning, and I amdying to get to the bottom of it.
So the text I sent you involvesmy youngest who's in kindergarten. This
(17:11):
is my last child to go inkindergarten. So if you know anything about
children, the third child is alwaysthe wild card. Always. Your little
brother is the third is he thewild card always? So we're all sitting
there as a family, we're homefrom football practice, we're just kind of
chilling out. All of a sudden, my wife, mid job, she's
(17:32):
doing some work from home, midjob, just burst out and laughter and
stops. The whole family. Ohmy goodness, whole family stops because she
received an email from my five yearold kindergarten teacher. Oh, dear god
this, She responded to the weeklyemail and said, Hey, I just
want to thank you for making Isaiah'sfirst few days of school awesome. He
(17:56):
is loving kindergarten. His lovely andmost patient teacher responds, Oh, I'm
so glad to hear this. Heis capital delightful. He has the best
sense of humor. Also, FYI, oh, oh boy, he is
(18:17):
not forgetting his hat every night.You know, his hat, his fedora.
My five year old wears a fedorato kindergarten. He has decided that
it lives at school now and isplaced on my desk each night before he
leaves at the end of the day. That's okay, this is the most
(18:42):
amazing I could have never imagined thisdevelopment in the five year old Fedora story,
and here we are. It lives. So I picture Isaiah he I
picture him wearing it all day.Yeah, I've learned he's not allowed to
wear it to Jim class. Hehas. He has been reprimanded for that.
(19:02):
There are rules here, So ingym class it goes in the cubby.
I picture him wearing it the restof the day. I'm sure proudly,
Oh of course, Lotle peppid hisstep, little, gliding his stride
because he's rocking the fedor, andI picture him wearing it all day and
at the end of the day.I don't know if there's a bell,
I don't know if the teacher says, all right, guys, it's time
(19:22):
to go. I just picture himsitting in this little seat when the teacher
says it's time to go, removingFedora from hat with both hands, with
fingers and thumbs and the rest ofthe fingers sticking up perfectly, removing it
vertically from the head. Of course, he takes it to his teacher's desk
and sets it ever so precisely,obviously facing out, ginger gingerly, placing
(19:45):
it there, nudging it just abit, and then a nice little bow.
Yes, good day, sir,sorrow. Oh my gosh, what
is it. I don't I don'tknow what this child's gonna do. This
is incredible. He's either going tobe a genius or he's going to be
Danny Ocean. Those are his twooptions in life. Well, here's what
(20:07):
we do. Know what do wemean? He's already hilarious, Yes,
much funnier than I am. Hecould take over my show tomorrow. Maybe
he should The Isaiah Show, It'scoming, just coming, just a one
day takeover to see how he'd saymore curse words than I would. What
uh huh, I would like tohear it. The Jeremiah Show. I
(20:29):
love it. I love this show. Six five draw my show on ninety
six five Kiss FM. We've gotJonas Brothers tickets for you all week on
the show. I want to knowhow mean you were to your sibling.
Let's start with Gina in Middleburg Hyde. Gina, good afternoon, Acre,
Hey, j are you how?I'm lovely? Thank you for asking.
(20:52):
The real question is how were youmean to your sibling? Best story in
Cleveland Wind's Jonas Brothers tickets. Iwas pretty mean. I used to beat
my sister with telephone. I usedto bite her, I bet her skin
off, loved marks all over.Why because she was mean to me?
Oh so this was a retaliation andit was a retaliation. She used to
make me as a child, stickmy hand in a light socket to get
(21:17):
McDonald's cookies out of I was electrocutedmany times. Wow, there's a lot
going on in this situation. Gina. Yeah, I guess it was a
frintal involvement. How are we now? Are we better now? Oh?
Yeah, we're great now. Wesee like the meanness bonded you to it?
Did it did? But it waspretty It was pretty brutal. I
(21:38):
mean it was very brutal. Twoone six, five, seven, eight,
ninety six fifty How are you meanto your sibling? I'll give you
Jonas Brothers tickets. You got thebest story in the land? Did you
on my show on ninety six fiveKiss FM? Jonas Brothers tickets all week?
What are we asking? How meanwere you to your sibling? What
did you do to them? Beststory scores? The tickets to the job
(22:00):
as you want to call in withthe story? Two one, six,
five, seven, eight ninety sixfive. Oh, let's go with Ashley
joining us on the show. Ashley, Good afternoon, hagirl, h Ashley.
I want to know how bad,how mean, how horrible you were
to your sibling. If it's thebest story in Cleveland, I'll give you
Jonas Brothers tickets. So when Ihave a younger brother, he's three years
(22:21):
older than me. When we werelittle, I'm not sure how old you
were. My dad had a setof little ball bearings and I threw one
at my brother and gave him ablack eye. Oh my, you're throwing
things at your ball bearings. Wow, that's kind of mean, But yeah,
I'm sure he probably deserved it,right, I don't know. I
don't think you did. I likethe honesty two one, six, five,
(22:45):
seven, eight, ninety six fiftyShare your story for Jonas tickets?
Now? Did you on my show? On ninety six five? Kissam Cleveland
wants Jonas Brothers tickets. I've gotmy lines full with horrible things people have
done to their siblings. We're gonnado this all week on the show.
By the way, four twenties one. We'll kick it off, so if
you're getting the busy signal, we'llkeep trying. We haven't gotten a winter
yet, and if you don't wintoday, we'll do it for the rest
(23:07):
of the week as well. Let'sgo to Stacy in Lakewood right now,
Stacy, good afternoon, a girl. Hi, Stacy, tell me what
did you do to your sibling?Hi taped my brother's eyes shut while he
was sleeping and then told him thatthe house he's on fire. I why
what did he do to you?He smeared banana on my leg? While
(23:30):
I was sleeping and told me thatthe dog you've done sounds like a house
of pranks. You guys lived init. Yeah, did you do the
warm hand in the warm water track? It sounds like you guys are past
that. Actually, what happened whenyou told him the house was on fire
and his eyes were taped? Show? How did he read me? Eventually?
(23:52):
We eventually helped him out. Couldhe not get the tape off of
his eyes? I'm confused? No, he was little. We were really
Wait a minute, how old wasthis child? He is probably five orth
and you are I would have beeneleven? Say you said over ten year?
Horrible? All Oh my god,I hope you went to church that
(24:17):
week? We did? Okay,good, well night. Next you're gonna
go to Jonah's brother's church because youwin. Who would have thought. Are
you gonna call your mom tonight andbe like, hey, mom, you
remember that story when I told mybrother the house was on fire and I
taped his eyes shut? Well,that won me tickets to see the Jonah's
brothers. Oh my god, allright, you have the best time.
(24:38):
I'm gonna get the morn info fromyou. So you hang on the rest
of you Cleveland, You horrible,horrible people out there. I want more.
We'll go out to tomorrow again.Jonah's Brother's tickets at four twenty on
Kiss I'm Smart You Love Cleveland's withJeremiah's one Facts of the Day or ninety
six five kiss at hit you withthe knowledge Nuggets. I'd love to little
(24:59):
piece of then information, a funfact to make your Wednesday go a little
bit faster. Maybe you can usethis tonight, get some happy hour drinks,
trick someone with it. Did youknow when basketball was first beginning to
be played, there was a manwhose job it was was to take a
ladder, climb up to the basketand retrieve the ball in from inside the
(25:23):
basket because there wasn't a hole inthe bottom. Now you're asking yourself,
well, how many years did theydo that? Twenty? The answer is
twenty years playing basketball before they thoughtto cut a hole in the bottom.
It's EJMI Show on ninety six fiveKiss FM with your Genius of the day.
Someone who's done something so stupid.Anything you've done pales in comparison.
(25:45):
A guy has been popped in Nebraskaafter calling the cops to let them know
everyone's driving on the rock side ofthe highway. This according to a Lane
County County Sheriff's Facebook post. Now, when authorities arrived, guess what Oh
the caller was the one driving onthe wrong side of the road, and
not surprisingly, his blood alcohol levelwas twice the legal limit. Over twice
(26:06):
the legal limit. Thankfully, theLancaster County Sheriff's deputy was able to rest
a driver before anyone was seriously hurt. Now, just a word to the
wise. If you think everyone's drivingon the wrong side of the road,
it's probably you. I guess you'rein England.
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