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Oh my goodness, this sick cheeramiya show and this is how you're gonna
do it on ninety six five goodYes, all all friends of Friday Junior
Program on our hands. Appreciate youbeing here. We'll hook you up with
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Martin Lawrence. He's coming to RocketMortgage field House. Beat the box office
tickets because ident go on sale tilltomorrow. We got you coming up at
two thirty on the show. Goodvibes Now, that would be if you're
a first time listener. Hello,my name is Jeremiah. We spread good
vibes. Good things happening in yourlife. You have a new job.
Uh, someone let you merge onseventy seven today. Someone actually maintained speed
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on seventy seven today. That couldbe good vibes. Whatever it is shared
with the program via the text orcall, it is the same number two
one, six, five seven eightninety six five. Oh. If you're
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By the way, there's a littlered microphone called a talkback tap. That
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communicate with the program. Shoot aDM to HJA Show Radio. My good
vibes are this and I'm pretty pumpedabout it. I have had an all
white shirt on for four hours,four whole hours, guys, four hours
not onestain, Come on, Ishould get an award for that? Are
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you kidding me? Are you kiddingme? All right, let's kick it
off, little old school jt aswe get your Friday Junior edition of The
Jeremiah Show rowing on ninety six fiveKiss FM. Let's go Thursday edition of
The Jeremiah Show ninety six five KissFM with a hookups galoor all throughout the
program Martin Lloyd's tickets two thirty.You can win those on the show.
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Also, don't forget top of theHour. Every hour during the program you
could win a thousand bucks. We'repaying your bills. Let's uspread the good
vibes. Zteen is up? TEENA. Tell me something good that happened to
you today. I was told bya stud hand said I was beautiful.
A love it. So you're ateacher, right yeah? School bus driver,
a school a school bus drive.Thank you for being a school bus
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driver. We appreciate you tremendously.You're underappreciated. My wife's transportation supervisor.
So you got a special place inthe heart. Thank you, Thank you.
Now, how bad was this Howold was this kid? I want
to say, Ah, that isthe sweetest thing in the world. Now
he's probably gonna get in trouble forthrowing crap tomorrow. That's what he did.
He did something, and he knowsand he's trying to he's trying to
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cover up for it now almost definitely, probably kiss Jeremiah Show, a ninety
six five kiss family. Get thatMartin Lawrence hook up coming up less than
ten minutes from right now. Goodvibes, of course, let's talk to
Jessica. She's in the ak rowdy. Jessica, Before you do give me
your good vibes, I have tocheck you're not my wife, right,
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No, okay, I am contractuallyobligated to ask every Jessica that calls it
to the Jeremiah Show if they're mywife, because Jessica's are tricky. Okay,
all right, Jessica, do mea favorite spread, some good vibes.
Tell me something good that happened toyou today. I'm going to take
my gun to hang out at thepark. Oh, it's a nice park
to day isn't it? What part? What's his favorite thing to do?
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On the park? Swing? Bigswing? Have you underdogged them? Not
yet? Oh? He can takean underdog. He sounds like a tough
kid. I haven't said the wordunderdog in probably two decades, and that
just came into my brain. Thatis that was some involuntary stuff, Jessica,
it's crazy. I just I automaticallythought underdog and just eating lunchables is
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where I went to when you talkedabout swinging on the on the park.
Yeah, oh man, have youseen the adult lunchables they've made for us
now? No? I have not. I've heard about they make adult lunchables
now because they're like all these allthese millennials eight lunchables growing up. Let's
give them a lunchables as adults.It's like fancy meats and cheeses. Jessica.
Yeah, I think they make adultjuice boxes now too. You get
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out of town. What aren't theyjust a line? Jessica, thank you
for calling, kiss F. Iappreciate you. All right, stick around.
You got less than ten minutes.We got Martin Lawrence tickets Morton Martin
Lawrence, two songs some right now, Ray j then after Ariana Grande get
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you up with all week on theJeremiah Show. We're ninety six five Kiss
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FM. By the way, ifyou if it's ringing busy, you haven't
gotten through yet. A keep trying. We haven't gotten winter yet. But
b keep in mind. At threeo'clock we're going to shout for you one
thousand bucks. We are paying yourbills. Let's talk to Jay Jason Euclid.
He's callably twelve. Jay, Goodafternoon. How are you. I'm
all right, man, Jay,I'm living the dream. What is?
What is Northeast Ohio and Cleveland needto know about Jay from Euclid? Oh
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Man, I'm out here, man, making my money. Man. I
like it. There you go.What kind of work you do, Jay?
I like it. I like it. Well, keep transporting our people's.
People's are objects. We're transporting people. I like it. All right,
man? All right, Well,let's see if we can hook you
up with Martin Lawrence tickets and havea good time out on the town.
The game is the Galaxy Game inhonor of the Aurora Borealis I have created
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this game with real or fake galaxynames. Get two out of three and
you win. Okay, okay,tell me is this is the delve seven
galaxy a real or fake galaxy?Dal seven delve seven. There's a v
in there alz d E l vE dash seven galaxy. Uh, that's
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true, that's true. Now.No, see, I tricked you.
I see. I had all thespecifics to trick you. But that's okay
because you're still in it. Youcan miss one. Tell me next?
Is the Condor Galaxy a real galaxy? Condor? Condor kind of like a
bird, right, A condor isa bird? Go with your gut here,
Jay, No, No, no, it actually is. Jay.
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I'm so I hit the wrong button. No, it's a real galaxy,
my friend. But I appreciate youcould playing the game. You're a good
human being. All right, we'llkeep it going. Two one sixty five
seven eight ninety six five, Oh, Martin Lawrence, tickets on the line.
We got that now. Billy Eilishalbum coming out tonight. She is
blessing us with that, and weare blessing you with the hookup coming up
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after midnight tonight. Billy's gonna breakdown all the tracks right here on ninety
six five Kiss FM. If youget out of range, pop on that
free iHeart Radio app. It's gonnabe there for you as well. Still
trying to keep with Martin Lawrence tickets. We're playing the galaxy game. It
got hard all of a sudden.Let's go to our next contestant to play.
It is Regiene in the aka READIRegime. Good afternoon a girl.
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Hey all right, Regie, youheard Jay do it. There's some tricky
names out here, so I justwant you to go with your gut.
Don't overthink this, okay, okay? Is the World Pool Galaxy a real
galaxy? Say that again? TheWorld Pool Galaxy real? Fake? Cool
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gallery? Yeah, we're real orfake. I'm gonna say fake. You're
gonna say fait, No, that'sa real one. But that's okay,
raging you can miss one. We'restill in the safe zone. Uh.
The Antennae galaxies are those real orfake? Yes, ma'am? Fact true,
fact, fact, true, yes, all of the above. There
you go, all right, herewe go for the win. The Butterfly
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I can't even talk the Butterfly galaxiesreal or fake? Like I said,
go with your gut. Don't overthinkit. What do you think I know
that one's fact? You know youknow that one's fact. That's right.
You win, Yes, let's go, Reging. You win. Congratulations,
you're going to see Martin Lawrence.More importantly, how do you know the
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but Butterfly galaxy is real? Now? I'm intrigued by this. I'm into
I'm sad I miss the Aurora burialisbut I'm into galaxies. So there's like
there's a couple of different ones,like the Bear Paul galaxy. See is
a galaxy Tom? I like theones that look like eyes. They have
something that kind of look like handsthat come out. So it's like during
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the beginning of the pandemic. That'slike, what I do? You are
blowing my bloody mind right now,Regie. This is fantastic. It's it's
almost like I made this game foryou. I love this game. I
am. I'm really excited when yousaid that I love it. Well.
Never never apologize for blowing people's minds, because you should try to blow someone's
mind once a day at least.Exactly. All right, Regie, sit
tight, I'm gonna get more infofrom you off the air. Okay,
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thank you. You are so welcome. Thank you for listening. There we
go. More hookups on the waytoday. We'll have more Mark Lawrence tomorrow.
But if you're looking for a thousandbucks, we got that coming up
next. Hang on to pay yourbills. You win one thousand dollars.
We'll get your cleaning confessional coming upwith the Jeremiah Shaw. Lucy has a
secret from her mom. By theway, she's divorced, so it's not
like that kind of story. We'llget into that at three thirty. Hey,
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we had knocks in our dunkin lounge, our first Kiss FM artists in
there just a few days ago.Full conversation up on the podcast that you're
on my show on that free iHeartRadio app. But I wanted to give
you a little bit of it becausehe's such a cool dude. This is
him talking about creating his latest song, change your Mind. So I've asked
artists before, like, how what'syour process in writing? Yeah? You
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showed me a few things. Yeah, So I just as the example,
how did change your Mind start?Oh? Dude, uh dude, change
your Mind was random? Because uhI actually uh okay, I'm gonna I'm
gonna kind of name drop here.And I hope he doesn't hear this because
I don't want to, like,I don't want him to get mad.
But I was. I had asession. Do you guys know who Mickey
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Echo is. He sings Stay withRihanna, You know the song. So
I had a session with him andI was really stoked, and I had
this idea for I was like,dude, we should write a song called
change your Mind and it's I canchange all these things about me, but
I can't change yours. And likethat was like the thing. And Mickey,
this guy who I like kind oflook up to, uh, he
was like, yeah, dude,I don't know. I don't think it's
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that good. And I was like, I was like oh, And so
we ended up doing something else.And then the next day I was with
my best friend, who I writelike I wrote not That ninety sent Me
five with him and love Letter andall these songs, and I was like,
yeah, dude, Mickey, IChris wive me. This wasn't cool,
but I think we could make itcool. And so uh we were
like, no, we're gonna makethis song today. We're gonna make it
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awesome and then it just like camefrom that sucking Mickey. Yeah, yeah,
Micky, if you're listening, Ilove you though, I really do.
Noox, He's a good dude.He's a gent, he's a bench.
See the full conversation on the podcastfor you. I hear a radio
app and where we gets your favoritepodcast or head up to YouTube the whole
videos up there. You got secrets? We love secrets. Did shoes he
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here? The better? This isthe Cleveland Confessional. Spill that sea.
We've all got secrets in our life, and some of them we really can't
tell anyone in our lives. Sothat's what the Cleveland Confessional is all about.
If you've got a secret you wantto tell on the air the anonymously,
if you want shoot us a DMat Jay Show Radio, maybe we'll
call you back, like we're gonnacall Lucy right now. Hello, Hi,
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looking for Lucy. This is Lucy. Lucy to Jeremiah Show ninety six
five Kiss FM. Hey girl,Hey Lucy, do you remember shooting us
the DM about your secret? Oh? Yes, I remember that. All
right. We are here to collecton your confession. Are you in a
safe place you could tell us yoursecret without the wrong people hearing. Oh,
I'm definitely in a safe place.Okay, tell me, Lucy,
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what do you want to confess?Okay, So this actually just happened a
few weeks ago. I'm currently livingat my mother's house due to some divorce
issues, and she was gone forlike two weeks and she's a little strict,
so without her knowing, I mayhave had a gentleman collar over one
or two nights. Okay, Ithink to tell them crazy And pretty much
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what happened is I ended up breakingthe bed in the guest room. Oh
think he broke it? Okay,Yeah, details are not needed more than
that because we're on the radio andFCC regulation so we're skating close to it,
all right, So we've got abroken bed, yes, now,
well, and so basically what hadhappened was is I had to uh make
an emergency call to Sam's Club andtry to get a new bed immediately shipped
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over into my mother's residence and itgot there just in the nick of time.
I have not told her. Ohboy, that's fantastic. Wait,
okay, back to the gentleman callyou said, just to just to recap
this, So you recently divorced sothis was are we going to say a
random just somebody that is a goodcompanion? So friends with benefits is what
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you're telling me? Yeah? Prettymuch. So what how do you think
your mom would react if she knewyou were hooking up with a random dude
in the guest room. So,and I'll be honest, my mom would
not care so much about me hookingup with a random person. But she
is more concerned about cleanliness. SoI'm pretty sure she'd be more upset about
that than me hooking up with cleanliness. What an interesting way to describe that.
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For the record, what thank you? So was this now the bed?
Was there any sentimental value to thisor is it just just a bed
that mom bought? Well afterwards,yeah it was sentimental to me, but
no, it was just a prettystandard buy from for my mom. She
doesn't even notice. That's fair andyou know what and she never needs to
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know. Nope, No, here'shere's the here's the other thing, the
sweeter end of the deal. Atleast you know you didn't break her bed.
Oh my goodness, Oh I forgot. So you want to send Patsia
Radio some thousand bucks on the wayfor you all? You got to do
is have a word on a websitecoming up at four o'clock here that Jeremiah
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By the way, also Pitbull ticketsat four thirty. That is what is
ahead, what we're talking about now. I need to preface first. I
need to preface so if for somereason he gets back to my neighbor I'm
talking about him on the radio,he doesn't think I hate him, because
I don't. My neighbors are lovely, They're amazing humans. Loved living next
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to them. Outside of our lawnmowing battles of who's gonna make the other
person mo, that's our biggest grievance. But I digress. My neighbor has
the coolest hobby. So I'm outthere mow and the other day. And
I've known this. I've known thisfor a year, but I didn't really
take into account that he might beone of the only guys in Northeast to
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how that does this. Maybe thisis a good plug for him. He
makes concrete strongman balls. Do youguys know what I'm talking about. They're
like boulders that are specific weights forthese strongman competitions. So at all times
of the year, he just randomlyhas boulders made of actual cement in his
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driveway, and these big beefy dudescome and like buy these things for however
much they cost. I don't knowbecause I will never buy one, because
you can never see me lifting one, because I will injure myself. But
it got me thinking, I wouldlove to know I from you, Cleveland.
Shoot me a text, give mea call, however you want to
reach out free iHeart radio app,tap the microphone. It's called a talkback.
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What interesting hobby does your neighbor have? That's what I want to say,
because it's not weird. It's it'sweird because it's rare, but it's
interesting to me. Tell me whatit is. Let's talk about it.
So I'm like, I was sittingthere thinking, like, am I I
mean I'm weird? Yes, Like, do I have a weird hobby?
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Smoke a lot of meats. Ialways got the grow rolling, so there's
always sense of meat floating through ourneighborhood. That's not that weird or that
different. Again, love my neighbors. I think this is the most interesting
thing in the world. I loveto know what your neighbor's doing. That
might be weirder. Caller texts it'sthe same number two one six, five
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Radio app open, click the redmicrophone. You can leave me a message.
Here in the studio, we calleda talkback thousand bucks on the way
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Destiny joining us from Revenna. Goodafternoon, hay Gar Hi, Destiny.
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So I get, I want apreference. I love my neighbors, I
love living next to them. Buthe has the most interesting hobby of He
makes these concrete strongman like boulder thingsthat you lift for competition. Did I
describe that well enough that it makessense? You did? You did?
Okay? Yeah, and I knowwhat you're talking about too. You do.
What's your neighbor into? Well,it's really kind of crazy because my
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neighbors are actually my parents, Okay, and my mom kind of took into
this hobby where the upcycle tires,like used tires upcycle. I don't I
don't know what that means. What'san upcycle? Okay, so she like
turns used tires into like these amazingottomans and like fancy tires way and all
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that kind of Oh my gosh,look at it. I google it.
This is cool. Oh yeah,they're they're upcycle tired. And she does
an amazing job and she like youknow, it does them over the top.
She like puts lights in them andthey turn out absolutely beautiful. But
it's really kind of funny because there'sthere's like always like little tires, and
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because she's always working on them,she's always working on them. That's awesome,
but it is, it's really cool. It's a really odd hobby.
But yeah, but there they turnup so amazing. That is a cool
hobby. Does she put these onsocial media? I'd love to give her
a plug. She does, so, it's called the Inspired tire, the
Inspired, and it rhymes to sonof a biscuits. She's doing everything right
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here, I know. Oh yeah, oh yeah, she's good. That's
absolutely amazing. I love it.Well, thank you for sharing that with
me, and thanks thanks for listeningto KSFM. I appreciate you. Thank
you. Bye bye, Heather,good afternoon. Hey girl, Hie Heather?
Where why are you so far away? Where did you go for my
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job? Okay, well put thephone up to her for thirty seconds because
I need to know about your weirdneighbor habit. Okay, what does your
neighbor do? He cuts wood andleaves it there? What do you mean
he cuts wood and leaves it likefor other people to buy. No,
I don't understand what you're saying tome, because here's what I pictured.
He would he would split wood.Yeah, I And what happens to it?
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Is it just growing? It juststays there. It just stays there.
I'm about to get your his addressoff the air so I can come
use it for firewood. I'm alwayson the lookout for firewood. That's' a
Dining county thing like there. Thereare a ton of houses all over in
a Dining county that like have pilesof wood outside. You can buy the
bundles for like five and ten dollarsa bundle. Yeah, that's your neighbor's
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weird. By the way, he'sprobably got something in the basement that would
get him arrested. Yeah, allright, Heather, you go to work,
have the best time. I appreciateyou. Bye. All right,
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number one hat in music station.Miss Billy has a new album coming out.
Maybe you've heard about it. Maybeyou've heard that we have her breaking
down the tracks on the album whenit comes out at midnight to night.
Oh you didn't hear that? Setsyour reminders be here midnight ninety six to
five Kiss FM, and Billy isgonna host her own album release party.
There also to be on that appfree iHeartRadio app. You Got You Covered?
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There? Did Jeremiah Show. Let'ssee if we can hook up someone
with pitbull tickets? Could it beLauren Avon while she's college twenty, so
we'll start with her. Laura,Good afternoon, Hacar Lauren t paying Tracks
is the name. I don't knowif you've heard Let's play this at all
this week, but t pain hassome crazy song titles. Sure, I've
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got some song titles here that arereal and some that I made up.
Differentirate the reel from the fake twiceand you win. Okay, okay,
two out of three you get.Let's start with Dan's Dogs. Is Dan's
Dog's a real tea paining track?Ooh? He has weird songs, so
I don't know. That doesn't soundfamiliar. So you're saying no, no,
you're saying fake. Yeah, thatis correct. That is one hundred
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percent correct. I think Dan's dogisn't that hot dog? Plays him a
Dinah. I'm not sure anyways,I don't know, I don't know where
this stuff comes from? Lauren?Honestly, all right, here for the
win? Tell me is why's dat? Why Debt? Is that a Tea
Paint song that sounds kind of thatsounds like something he would have for a
song title. So I'm just gonnasay, yes, I tricked you.
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I spelled because he does the songyou and Dat Booty. But it's okay.
You can miss one and still winthe whole thing for the win.
Does T Paint have a song calledfive o'clock? I reach? I'm sure
yes? Wait time out? Areyou voicemailing someone while you're playing the game?
My mom is? My mom ison the phone next to me.
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Oh and I got my kids inthe back. Was crying the entire ride.
So I'm so glad he's quiet forthis right now? Who's mom trying
to call? I have no idea. What do you do? And ask
her? Who's she trying to call? I need to know the press one?
Did she answer the question? Didyou answer the question? Who are
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you calling? Mom? Yeah?Who are you calling? Mom? No?
I know that, but the phoneis locking. It is just calling
and she just had a waysmail toGod. Well, hi, flashlights said
you said, you said you saidflashlight, right, not flash light.
Okay, just checking because I wouldn'thave been surprised at this point in the
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conversation. Lauren, what is goingon? This is the best thing in
the word. Oh, by theway, you win, congratulations. Oh
my god, all of this justwarmed my heart so much. Have the
best time at Pitbull. I wouldsay, take your mom, but she
might get lost at Blossom after this. I don't know, you might,
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but I'm taking. Oh that iswho you're taking. I love it.
I love it. You guys havethe best time in the world. Okay,
yes, tight, I'm gonna getmore in front from you. That
was wild. I don't even knowwhat to say after that. It's kiss
half time with commercial free. Let'sbe smart about this. He's so smart.
It's time to smart you up,Cleveland. We're not gonna be the
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stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's funFact of the day, we'll work your
brain muscle here, real quick funfact of to day, Little knowledge,
Now can we do it every dayon the program? There are seven countries
in Europe that are smaller than RhodeIsland. Of them, Vatican City,
Monaco, San Marino, Malta,and Dora Luxembourg. How did I nail
all those? I nailed them.I suck at words sometime, I nailed
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those. And finally the seventh islichten Stein nailed it nailed Also lichten Stein,
isn't there where where where Heath Ledger'scharacter was from in A Night's Tale?
I think so, I think I'mright there. Fact check me on
that one. I want to gowatch that movie tonight. Time for your
genius to the day of the JeremiahShow. It's ninety six y five.
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Kiss fn someone who's something. I'lldo it. Anything you've done pales in
comparison. Fashion brand Jordan Luca isselling a pair of jeans with Peace daines
on him. Stain's right in thecrutcher, the REGI, and then make
it look like you've peed your pants. This high end tenum sold for eight
hundred and fourteen dollars and are currentlysold out on their website. They've got
a head, they have a laidno no way. They made like two
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pairs of pants right. So FashionNext was unsurprised by the pants popularity because
acting like you just don't care isalways in stuff. Who writes this stuff?
Honestly? The basis of coolness isnot Karen Lauren Davina said. She's
an associate professor of Apparel Design andMerchandising at Baylor University. I can't think
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of anything that screams I don't caremore than wearing a pair of pee pants.
I paraphrased on that one man,I'll tell you what if that is
the basis of fashion. I've beendoing this a long time. I've been
so in fashion. Yeah. Thanksfor listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
I love this show. For more, find us on TikTok, Instagram
and more at Jay Show Radio andweekdays two to six on ninety six five
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Kiss FM.