September 28, 2023 • 26 mins
Kendra wants out of her marriage, that's 7 months old...also how Taylor-tastic will Sunday Night Football be? Tito says goodbye and has his scooter stolen AGAIN. And can you name the top 10 sexy Halloween costumes??
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off guard, and that's that wasmy reaction. It's good for me,
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their seed around? You know,Northeast Ohio? You know what I mean.
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just real quick. I mean ithasn't happened yet, so he's not
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the show. Let's continue to spreadsome good vibes. Seth joining us on
the show now, Sad, tellme something good that happened to you.
Today. Well, I mean,nothing good happened today. But last yesterday
I went to the last Stuardian homegame and I caught I caught one of
the follow balls. Oh, Seth, I'm I'm I'm celebrating because I've never
caught one of those in my lifeme. Neither of it was such as
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it was a shocker. Where wereyou sitting at around third base? Nice?
And who hit it? You?Who hit it? I don't remember
who hit I think it might havebeen from your nice Okay, well,
here's the question. Did you catchit straight out of the air or was
it a bouncer? Did you chaseit down? How did you How did
you acquire said foul ball? Uh? It found like five rows behind me
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and then it went behind It wentbehind me and my girlfriend in the middle
of us. Look at you,Look at you. You're living the American
dream. Seth. Oh, Iknow I was pretty I was very excited
about that. That's absolutely yeah.I've never I've never caught one in all
the all the years I've been toa Guardian slash Indians games, I've never
gotten one. So you got oneup on me, Seth. I've maybe
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someday y'all get one. So youwere there last night? Was it was
the Tito video? Was it?Was it touching? Of course it was.
We're hypothesizing this is Tito's last gamewith us. How was the video?
How was the whole night in theexperience? It was? It was
really good. I was pretty lateto the game because traffic down town was
insane. Oh yeah, that's athat's a rookie mistake. You'd be careful
with that traffic seth Oh. Iknow, I learned. I learned it
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all the time. All next time, I'll give you my parking pass downtown.
Okay, I appreciate it. Thankgot you, brother, I got
you, all right. Congrats onthe ball, my friend. Thank you.
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product is in order to win copiousamounts of money. So that's what we're
doing on the show this week,we're playing Truth or Snake Oil. Let's
go to Crystal. She's in Mayfield. Height's Crystal. Good afternoon, Hacker.
Oh hello, Krystal, welcome intothe program. Tell me all about
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Crystal. What's one thing the worldneeds to know about you? I don't
know. Do you have any doyou like to travel? Do you have
any hidden talents? Anything? Imight be surprised to know that you can
do. No, no, Okay, we'll work on it. Okay,
we'll find you a hidden talent.Maybe you're maybe you're secretly good at playing
the trombone. I don't know,have you ever tried? Okay, so
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there you go. That could beyour hidden talent. Allow me to plant
that seed in your brain. Crovises, All right, Crystal, let's play
Truth or Snake Oil? Really simple. I give you three story headlines.
One is snake oil aka fact.The rest are true ones. Correctly,
I d the fake one. I'llgive you one hundred bucks in a visa
gift card. Okay, okay,all right. Headline number one British man
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climbs to seventy second floor of SalveSkyscraper with just his bare hands. Headline
number two, move over pearls rarediamond found in a clam off the Atlantic
coast. Story number three, amillipede species discovered crawling under Los Angeles.
It's blind, glassy, and hasfour hundred and eighty six legs. Crystal,
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think about it for a second.Which is the snake oil? Is
it the british Man who climbed withhis bare hands? Is it the pearls
found in a clam? Or isit the millipede story? What do you
think the first one the british Man, The british Man who climbed with his
bare hands. Hello computer, No, sorry, Crystal, that is actually
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a true story. So we'll haveto do this. We'll have to keep
going two, one, six,five, seven, eight, ninety six
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out. It's at you're on myin showing Kiss. It's each you're on
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on Fox eight. Are's Wednesdays.By the way, I give you three
headlines. One is snake oil,okay fake. The other two are completely
real headlines that are found somewhere inthe news at some point in time in
this world. Let's go to ournext contestant. It's Amanda in Parma.
Amanda, Good afternoon, hackerl Heygirl, i'man to welcome into the show.
I want to ask you the samequestion I ask Crysteal. You ever
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played the Trumbone? No, okay, just wondering, I don't know,
Just just a question I want toask me. I want I want everyone
out there when you meet somebody inthe near future, asked him if they've
ever played the Trumbone. I betthey got a story or two about it.
Sure they do. You might havea story about how you want one
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I give you three headlines. Oneis snake oil. The rest are actual
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or Amanda. I wish you thebest of luck. Here are your headlines.
British Man climbs seventy two. Saythat one's we know it's not that
one. I'm gonna skip it,okay. Cool? Story number two move
over pearls, rare diamond found andclam off Atlantic close coast. And story
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number three a millipede species discovered crawlingunder Los Angeles. It's blind, glassy,
and has forty four hundred and eightysix legs. Which one's the snake
oil? Is it the clam oris it the millipede? It is the
clam. It is the clam.That's right, you win. I don't
think clams can make pearls. Right, that's science. I believe that's science.
Here we go, will science hasone you one hundred dollar visa gift
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card. Enjoy it, buy somewine with it. Okay, I definitely
will. All right, Amanda,I appreciate you. You said tight.
I'm gonna get more info from youall the rest Cleveland. We'll do it
again tomorrow. You can in onehundred dollar visa gift card when we play
truth or Snake orl right here attwo thirty on the Jeremiah Show. Up
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He did Jeremiah Show on ninety sixfive. Kiss Family Clip Me Confessional coming
up at three thirty. Kendra,Well, she's seven second thoughts. I
already want to get divorced, findout what happened, how long they've been
married. A lot of questions toanswer. Then then you can form your
painting. Maybe we can help herout a little bit. Coming up at
three thirty on the show, ABig night in downtown Cleveland. Last night,
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Guards with the last game of theseason, our last home game of
the season, took down the Reds, but it was also the unofficial end
to the reign of Tito Frank Knezas the Tribe Skipper, as they call
it over in the sports world.Bad news though, someone stole a scooter
again. Did you see this story? Apparently it was taken about ten days
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ago, and if it feels likedeja vu, yeah, it happened back
in January. Ops got it back, but about ten days ago it was
stolen again. This time it cameback stripped. Which is is that like
gone in sixty seconds style, right, like in one of those car boosting
movies where they strip it for parts. Are we really stripping Tito Frank on
a scooter for some parts? Hesaid, jokingly. We've been in morning.
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They got it in the clubhouse onour blanket looks like they took a
baseball bat to it. Man,is everyone in Cleveland not aware that's Tito
Screwter that we should leave it.He lives over and he's fourth. He's
got a place. I think hejust parks it out there. But maybe,
you know what, maybe he doesn'tcare. He read in one over
the weekend. He said the ridewasn't the same. Then he hit a
pothole and crashed it. He saidhe went over the handlebars. I can't
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He's sixty four, man, hecan't be going over handlebars. We gotta
get him like a polemobile or something. You got secrets, real love secrets.
This is the Cleveland Concessor on thejar My Show ninety six five Kiss
FM. It's a place where Clevelandcomes to confess their secrets. If you've
got a secret, you don't knowhow to get it out there, shoot
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us at DM find that you're onmy show on All Socials at Jay Show
Radio and maybe we'll call you back, Like we're gonna call Kendra right now.
Hello, Hi, looking for Kendrick'sKendra available. This is Kenda.
Hey, Kendrid, It's the chereon my is sshow ninety six five kis
FM hacker. Oh my gosh,hey, Kendrick, So I'm calling you
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because you shot us at DM abouta Cleveland confessional. Do you remember doing
that? Yes? I do,absolutely. I'm here to collect on it.
Are you in on a safe placewhere you can tell us your secret
where the wrong people won't find out? No? I can't. Actually,
this is perfect, perfect, Kendrick, tell us what you want to confess.
Okay, so I'm confessing that Ialready want to get divorced already.
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Okay, Well, how let's startwith how long have you been married?
Okay? Well we got married backin February, and we were engaged for
a year before that. But bythe time February came around, I was
already not wanting to do it,I mean, okay, so why why
why did you do it? Well? Gosh, you know, the families
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were all in town and everybody investedso much time and money, and you
know I could not go through withit. I mean, it would look
ridiculous. But you know I justsaid yes because well, first of all,
I said yes to get engaged becauseI thought he was my only shot
at like, you know, acomfortable successful life, you know, and
I had to attract some losers inmy time, so he seemed to be
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the most rational choice. But gosh, well, and now that we're married,
I just I didn't want anything todo with him. He's he's very
boring and super cleany. He's textingme all the time, and he's mushy
and gross. He'd leave these cheesylines, like, you know, try
to take up lines like you wouldlike a cheap girl in a bar when
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you were really drunk, and I'mlike, okay, that's not funny because
we're already married, so you know, I just want to spend my time
with my friends. I don't know. So wait, where do you see
this going now? I mean,you want the divorce. You were too
scared to say no when you gotengaged. You were too scared to know
to call it off before you gotmarried in February, So why are you
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just gonna live with this? Doyou have a game plan here? Well?
I don't really have a good gameplan because I don't know how to
get some of it. But Idid start talking to guys online and I
leave my computer open and stuff,so hopefully I'll get caught and then he'll
want to leave me, and thenI don't look like such a bad guy.
You'll look okay, you'll look likea cheating person. Might not be
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the best. You know, I'mnot in your situation. I don't have
experience with it. Let me dothis, Kentra. Let's let's talk to
Cleveland. Let's ask Cleveland. Maybemaybe people have been in this before.
You can't be the only person inthe history of history to like regret getting
married. What month are we inseven months later? Who? It's cool?
Yeah? I know? And Imean, what's worse a cheater or
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a lever? Uh m, cheater? I don't know. Okay, Cleveland,
you you tell me what's worse andwhat she should do. You can
call if you want two one,six, five, seven eight, ninety
six five. Oh. You canalso leave a message if you're listening on
that free iHeart Radio Apple. We'lltalk back microphone there. Leave me a
message there and see if we canhelp Ken draw out. She don't want
be married anymore. She got marriedin February. Sit you're on my show
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on ninety six five ks FM.You're Cleveland Infessional today. By the way,
if you missed it, you wantto hear it and go back and
get all re raged like most ofCleveland is. Right now, you can
find the podcast said that Jeremi Showwill get it up for you in the
free iHeart Radio app wherever get yourfavorite podcast, And even if you caught
a part of it, you canalways jump on the free iHeart Radio app
as well and hear that stuff.Two seventy ninety six fifty if you want
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to call into the program. Leslie'sjoining us on the show now, Leslie,
Leslie, you don't. You don'tseem happy to me, Leslie,
Leslie? Are you there? Leslie? You don't seem happy? You don't.
Oh, I see the gross andballs and go. So just to
wrap happen for those who would missit, Kendrick got married in February.
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Didn't really want to get married,didn't really want to get engaged, And
now seven months later she's like,I don't think I want to be married
anymore, so I'm gonna get caughtcheating on my husband. Did I miss
anything? No? I don't understandin what world it makes any sense?
Well, you know I would.I would chalk it up to nothing.
She's done so far to today hasmade any sense, right, No,
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like the fact that she didn't shedidn't want to get engaged, so but
she did it anyway because it washer. Did she say best shot?
Is that what she said? Yeah? So do you have any helpful advice
for Kendra? Is it pretty muchgo kick Rocks to grow up, be
an adult and say I made amistake and leave, yeah, instead of
humiliating somebody by cheating on them.Yeah. Right, And I'll tell you
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what not to not to make divorcebetter. But the fact that they haven't
started a family this is probably thecleanest prank she's going to get because if
they start pro creating, I mean, not to forget about the gene she's
passing down of horrible decision making.If they get married, it's gonna if
they start having kids. Did you'reon my isshoe? On ninety six five
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kiss have fam We're still talking abouttoday's Cleveland Confessional with Kendra h Kendra doesn't
want to be married anymore. Shewants to get out of it. Cleveland
chiming and Cleveland not happy with her, And I think rightfully, so,
I think she's making a bad decisionpersonally, but I haven't been through it,
so I don't feel I have areal leg to stand on. Let's
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go to Tianna joining us on theshow now, Tiana, good afternoon,
haker or I'm lovely. Thank youfor asking. I appreciate the formalities.
Tell me about what you think aboutKendra's situation here. She got married in
February, doesn't want to do itanymore. So she's like, you know
what, I'm to get caught cheatingand then he'll divorce me. Like,
okay, so when you say thingslike that with your physical mouth, like
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you already hear how dumb that soundsright? Like and I know you're being
literally very unbiased, so you couldlike you know, that's not a position
to play. Yeah, Like,let's be so for real. That's different.
Yeah, Okay, you're like you'replaying yourself, you're playing your dude,
and then you're playing random people onthe internet and you calms and you're
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like bad communication. Still, Yeah, do you give me permission to start
being meaner to people on the radio? Is that what you're trying to tell
me to do or not? I'mnot even being mean, am I?
If I tell somebody has to beso for real with like if if your
parents clearly didn't do their job.Being per real with you somebody like Cay
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which could be you, and beinglike this is the reality of the situation.
Like you're saying these things and they'renot correct, Like they're not normal.
What you're saying isn't normal. Likeyou just sound like like that's not
normal behavior. Well, I appreciateyou, and you sound like a normal
human being. So thank you forcalling and talking some reason into the program.
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Oh yeah, for sure, Likejust grow up, pull the trigger.
You didn't want to do it thefirst time that was on you.
Now do it again? Like whatthe hell? Like, yeah, let
me get caught cheating, cheating it? Do you think being called it here
is better than being a grown,grown adult? That's like, yeah,
I don't want to see you anymore. Okay, we got again. We
can't we can't say the bad words. Remember that part. Okay, I'm
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sorry you got emotional and I appreciateit. You know, I don't want
to get fired. Okay, don'tget fired. I've never done this before.
Well, we're learning together. I'mlearning about you. You're learning what
you can and can't say on therating. I'm not mad at you,
all right, that's why I gota blap button. Just don't make me
hit it again. Okay, that'sreal cool. Yeah, she needs like
pretty much just needs to be agrown adult. There we go, there
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we go. All right, well, I appreciate you calling the show.
You have a great deal. Okay, you have a very to Jeremiah Show
on ninety six five. Kiss FMIya from Sales is here. I've been
waiting to have her an all weekbecause she is our resident swifty expert here
on the program. So many thingshave been reported. Travis has talked about
it, people are talking about theworld's talking about it. Maya from Sales,
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the Swifty Expert. What say you, where are Travis and Taylor in
your mind? I'm officially labeling ittalking face. I'm fine with that in
my opinion, and I agree withthat. So the latest news I saw
is Taylor Swift. Swifties are nowbuying off tickets to the Chiefs game.
Shut up, it can't get incredibleto the Taylor Swift show. So they're
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like, you know what, next, best thing, Let's go to the
to the Taylor Swift show at theat the Chief's game. He plays.
And the best part about this isthat the next game is against the Jets.
Oh, that's right. Technically isin New Jersey, yes, but
isn't she from basically New York?So there was there was something I reported
on earlier this week where the peoplewere saying that this was a ploy to
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get the Chiefs to get sabotaged becauseTaylor's from Pennsylvania and an Eagles fan.
This was deployed. I have seenthis and listen, stranger things have happened.
Yeah, she has songs where shereferences an Eagles t shirt really like
she is from Lower Pa. Yeah, she's an Eagles fan east Side east
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Side Whichburgh, you know. Andvery interesting that you say that swifties are
buying up Chiefs tickets because they playin New York this week Sunday Night Football,
And the latest news that I've seenis rumoring that Taylor Swift will be
there. And it's really almost tooperfect because basically anytime anyone, anytime she
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does like pop walks and anyone seesher out going to dinner or studios or
whatever, it's always in New York. YEP. Even like after the Chief's
game, it was like the nextday she was seen in New York She's
always there, so why wouldn't shebe? It? All right? So
over under? How many cutaways onSunday Night Football the Taylor Swift. Oh
my goodness, I'm gonna set theover under for the entire football game at
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sixty five because think about it.Florida touchdown, and they went to her,
and they went back to him,and they come back to her and
him and then her. You're justin one ten second eye. She has
her trash, so they're gonna havenothing else to talk about. All they're
gonna do is show her looking cutesomewhere and show Travis doing something on the
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field, and then they're gonna showa play of football, I guess,
and then it's back to Taylor.Sixty five is my like minus one hundred
number. Write it down, cle, We'll see where that accurate. I
love it. The Jeremiah shows hisrole in society. My wife deals with
school children, which I could neverdo. And here I am just saying
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boobs on the radio. The JeremiahShow. Now did Jeremiah Show on ninety
six five Kiss FM. It's tryingto send you to seven floors and hell
love and work him with these guys. Great Haunted House, the seventh floors
they've got for you. I wantto send you to it. Let's go
to I believe this is is thisMelissa in Westlake? Good afternoon, Hey
girl, question Mark? Hey,Hey, how are you? I'm lovely?
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Thank you for asking. Sorry,names keep disappearing off my computer,
so I sometimes I just guess names. You were almost a Sandy No,
but you're actually Melissa from Westlake.We're gonna play the AI feud for the
seven floors of health tickets. WhatI've done? I actually stumped our AI
on this one, Melissa, Iput in. I told the AI to
give me the top ten purchase sexyHalloween costumes, and I might have blown
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up AI trying to do that.So I found a New York Post article
with with ten sexy Halloween costumes.Again, keep in mind, sexy Halloween
costumes sometimes we just try to makethem sexy so they're not necessarily sexy on
their own. Okay, you correctlypick three off of this list, We'll
send you to seven floors of hell. Okay, we'll do all right.
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Tell me the first sexy Halloween costumeon the list. Kitty Cat, kitty
Cat. Oh, I'm sorry,cat's not on there for some reason.
Oh my god, that's okay.Three strikes and you're out. That's strike
one, all right? What's anotherway say? I would say a nurse,
a sexy nurse. Yes, becausewe all, I mean we we
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should appre I'm not gonna try toequate sexiness and nurses, and why we
should I almost did it. Weshould appreciate them for being nurses, not
for being They can be both,but they shouldn't be separate. Why am
I on a pedestal? Right now? Tell me? Shut up, Jamia.
Let's play the game. All right, here we go. I just
don't know, all right? Anothersexy costume. Sexy teacher, sexy teacher.
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Can you just tell all all thepeople who chose these they're just living
out the fantasies they've had their entirelife. They must be for the win?
Tell me, I'll tell you whatbefore you tell me? For the
win? What kind of what kindof job do you have? What do
you do for a living? Wow, I'm a school psychologist. Oh there
we go, so tex sexy sexypsychologists. It's even phonetic, it's fantastic,
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exactly all right? For the win, Melissa, give me another sexy
costume idea hold on money things standingby butterfly, a sexy butterfly. There
are some insect freaks out there.That's right. You win for the record
number one with sexy Britney Spears.By the way, I think that was
Schoolgirl, but Britney Spears. Yeah, there you go. Well for sure,
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put your sexy psychologist costume on andgo to seven floors at Health County
Fairgrounds. Okay, awesome, I'mso excited. Thanks. You have the
best time hanging on for me.I'm gonna get more info from you.
We'll have more haunted seven floors ofHealth tickets for you tomorrow. Right here
on the Jeremiah Shots. Kiss It'stime to smarten you up. Cleveland's with
Jeremiah is one fact of the Dayfor ninety six five. Kiss Up hit
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you when the knowledge nug this one. I experienced it last night. We
stopped over at Scoops in Seville likeI want to barbar and two you ever
been there? Oh? Oh god? I had an apple cider flowed with
apple crisp ice cream. Please andthank you. But as an like it
was my first day in the world, I suffered from this brain freeze,
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which the medical turn is sep Palatinesnephni and palatine Gangli stephanion pala No,
there's a phe computer spend a Paladineganglion auralgia, Thank you computer, I
love you. Did Jare my showon ninety six five Kiss FM with your
Genius of the day. Someone who'sdone something so stupid. Anything you've done
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pales in comparison. Instant Carmen's whatI call this story because whoever stole this
guy's vacuum is in for a worldof hurt. A thief, abscond absconded,
not a words guy. I readthe story with a shot back from
a truck in Philadelphia and unwittingly droveaway carrying hundreds of hornets. That's right.
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The business shop owners names Don whoholds Philadelphia b Company, along with
the truck and vacuum, say thereare tons of singing insects lurking inside a
quote preponderance of queens. Who wrotethis story chump that's the man's name,
has now put out a watering onFacebook for the polar soul who took his
property. The vacuum was there becauseit was filled with European hornet queens,
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the largest social stinging insects in theEastern United States. I performed a removal
of their nest late yesterday afternoon.Those girls should be full of life and
extra spicy. I anxiously await you'reon boxing video. Oh boy, I
gotta change my Google orts for thisone. Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah
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Show on demand. Show more.Find us on TikTok, Instagram and Moore
at JA Show Radio and weekdays twoto six on ninety six five Kiss FM.
So when you say things like thatwith your physical mouth, you already hear
how dumb that sounds? Right likeninety six five rooms Friday Junior. Let's
go, let's get into it.One hundred bucks and a Visa gift card
on the way less than a halfan hour from right now, you can
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win. It will play truth orsnake Oil. Good vibes. Now,
if the good things happening in yourlife, we want to hear about it,
we want to talk about it,we want to share it with the
world. Mainly, it's like atherapeutic thing. Right, you hear good
things, It improves your day byjust by just buy a little bit,
and then you continue to keep havinga fantastic day, all because you heard
someone share something great about their day. Ashley, Uh, I'll say,
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Ashley, kick us up, Ashley, tell me something good that happened to
you today in your life. Ohtoday, it's silly. When I got
my dogs newer for a quarter ofthe price instead of being and something good,
it's good. I just wasn't readyfor it. I wasn't ready for
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you to be like I got mypets newted for a discount. I respect
the good vibes and I appreciate them. You just you you really caught me
off guard, and that's that wasmy reaction. It's good for me,
No, it is good for you. That means you know you got a
discount. You also, you knowyour your pups out, aren't there spreading
their seed around? You know,Northeast Ohio? You know what I mean.
(01:29):
Let's pour one out. Let's pourone out for your pets really quick,
just real quick. I mean ithasn't happened yet, so he's not
in pain, but it's coming.What are you? What are your pets
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can do whatever you want with him. You can win when we play truth
or Snake. I will do thatin about twenty minutes from right now on
(02:13):
the show. Let's continue to spreadsome good vibes. Seth joining us on
the show now, Sad, tellme something good that happened to you.
Today. Well, I mean,nothing good happened today. But last yesterday
I went to the last Stuardian homegame and I caught I caught one of
the follow balls. Oh, Seth, I'm I'm I'm celebrating because I've never
caught one of those in my lifeme. Neither of it was such as
(02:34):
it was a shocker. Where wereyou sitting at around third base? Nice?
And who hit it? You?Who hit it? I don't remember
who hit I think it might havebeen from your nice Okay, well,
here's the question. Did you catchit straight out of the air or was
it a bouncer? Did you chaseit down? How did you How did
you acquire said foul ball? Uh? It found like five rows behind me
(02:59):
and then it went behind It wentbehind me and my girlfriend in the middle
of us. Look at you,Look at you. You're living the American
dream. Seth. Oh, Iknow I was pretty I was very excited
about that. That's absolutely yeah.I've never I've never caught one in all
the all the years I've been toa Guardian slash Indians games, I've never
gotten one. So you got oneup on me, Seth. I've maybe
(03:20):
someday y'all get one. So youwere there last night? Was it was
the Tito video? Was it?Was it touching? Of course it was.
We're hypothesizing this is Tito's last gamewith us. How was the video?
How was the whole night in theexperience? It was? It was
really good. I was pretty lateto the game because traffic down town was
insane. Oh yeah, that's athat's a rookie mistake. You'd be careful
with that traffic seth Oh. Iknow, I learned. I learned it
(03:43):
all the time. All next time, I'll give you my parking pass downtown.
Okay, I appreciate it. Thankgot you, brother, I got
you, all right. Congrats onthe ball, my friend. Thank you.
Stick around hundred bucks in the Visagift card on the show Next Stevens
number one music station ninety six five. Sit you're on my show on ninety
six five. Kiss af fab gotone hundred bucks in a Visa gift card
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fuel all courtesy of the new showon Fox eight airs Wednesdays. By the
way, it's called snake oil.People got to figure out what the fake
product is in order to win copiousamounts of money. So that's what we're
doing on the show this week,we're playing Truth or Snake Oil. Let's
go to Crystal. She's in Mayfield. Height's Crystal. Good afternoon, Hacker.
Oh hello, Krystal, welcome intothe program. Tell me all about
(04:29):
Crystal. What's one thing the worldneeds to know about you? I don't
know. Do you have any doyou like to travel? Do you have
any hidden talents? Anything? Imight be surprised to know that you can
do. No, no, Okay, we'll work on it. Okay,
we'll find you a hidden talent.Maybe you're maybe you're secretly good at playing
the trombone. I don't know,have you ever tried? Okay, so
(04:53):
there you go. That could beyour hidden talent. Allow me to plant
that seed in your brain. Crovises, All right, Crystal, let's play
Truth or Snake Oil? Really simple. I give you three story headlines.
One is snake oil aka fact.The rest are true ones. Correctly,
I d the fake one. I'llgive you one hundred bucks in a visa
gift card. Okay, okay,all right. Headline number one British man
(05:14):
climbs to seventy second floor of SalveSkyscraper with just his bare hands. Headline
number two, move over pearls rarediamond found in a clam off the Atlantic
coast. Story number three, amillipede species discovered crawling under Los Angeles.
It's blind, glassy, and hasfour hundred and eighty six legs. Crystal,
(05:36):
think about it for a second.Which is the snake oil? Is
it the british Man who climbed withhis bare hands? Is it the pearls
found in a clam? Or isit the millipede story? What do you
think the first one the british Man, The british Man who climbed with his
bare hands. Hello computer, No, sorry, Crystal, that is actually
(06:01):
a true story. So we'll haveto do this. We'll have to keep
going two, one, six,five, seven, eight, ninety six
fifty. Crystal's narrowed it down foryou, Truth or Snake Oi. I'll
give you one hundred bucks in avisa gift card if you can figure it
out. It's at you're on myin showing Kiss. It's each you're on
my show on ninety six five kissif I'm playing Truth or Snake Oil for
a hundred dollars visa gift card.Old courtesy of that new show snake oil
(06:24):
on Fox eight. Are's Wednesdays.By the way, I give you three
headlines. One is snake oil,okay fake. The other two are completely
real headlines that are found somewhere inthe news at some point in time in
this world. Let's go to ournext contestant. It's Amanda in Parma.
Amanda, Good afternoon, hackerl Heygirl, i'man to welcome into the show.
I want to ask you the samequestion I ask Crysteal. You ever
(06:46):
played the Trumbone? No, okay, just wondering, I don't know,
Just just a question I want toask me. I want I want everyone
out there when you meet somebody inthe near future, asked him if they've
ever played the Trumbone. I betthey got a story or two about it.
Sure they do. You might havea story about how you want one
hundred bucks if you can win truthor snake oil all the rules again.
I give you three headlines. Oneis snake oil. The rest are actual
(07:08):
real stories. Crystals help you narrowedtown. It's really fifty fifty shot Crystal
or Amanda. I wish you thebest of luck. Here are your headlines.
British Man climbs seventy two. Saythat one's we know it's not that
one. I'm gonna skip it,okay. Cool? Story number two move
over pearls, rare diamond found andclam off Atlantic close coast. And story
(07:28):
number three a millipede species discovered crawlingunder Los Angeles. It's blind, glassy,
and has forty four hundred and eightysix legs. Which one's the snake
oil? Is it the clam oris it the millipede? It is the
clam. It is the clam.That's right, you win. I don't
think clams can make pearls. Right, that's science. I believe that's science.
Here we go, will science hasone you one hundred dollar visa gift
(07:50):
card. Enjoy it, buy somewine with it. Okay, I definitely
will. All right, Amanda,I appreciate you. You said tight.
I'm gonna get more info from youall the rest Cleveland. We'll do it
again tomorrow. You can in onehundred dollar visa gift card when we play
truth or Snake orl right here attwo thirty on the Jeremiah Show. Up
(08:11):
He did Jeremiah Show on ninety sixfive. Kiss Family Clip Me Confessional coming
up at three thirty. Kendra,Well, she's seven second thoughts. I
already want to get divorced, findout what happened, how long they've been
married. A lot of questions toanswer. Then then you can form your
painting. Maybe we can help herout a little bit. Coming up at
three thirty on the show, ABig night in downtown Cleveland. Last night,
(08:33):
Guards with the last game of theseason, our last home game of
the season, took down the Reds, but it was also the unofficial end
to the reign of Tito Frank Knezas the Tribe Skipper, as they call
it over in the sports world.Bad news though, someone stole a scooter
again. Did you see this story? Apparently it was taken about ten days
(08:54):
ago, and if it feels likedeja vu, yeah, it happened back
in January. Ops got it back, but about ten days ago it was
stolen again. This time it cameback stripped. Which is is that like
gone in sixty seconds style, right, like in one of those car boosting
movies where they strip it for parts. Are we really stripping Tito Frank on
a scooter for some parts? Hesaid, jokingly. We've been in morning.
(09:20):
They got it in the clubhouse onour blanket looks like they took a
baseball bat to it. Man,is everyone in Cleveland not aware that's Tito
Screwter that we should leave it.He lives over and he's fourth. He's
got a place. I think hejust parks it out there. But maybe,
you know what, maybe he doesn'tcare. He read in one over
the weekend. He said the ridewasn't the same. Then he hit a
pothole and crashed it. He saidhe went over the handlebars. I can't
(09:46):
He's sixty four, man, hecan't be going over handlebars. We gotta
get him like a polemobile or something. You got secrets, real love secrets.
This is the Cleveland Concessor on thejar My Show ninety six five Kiss
FM. It's a place where Clevelandcomes to confess their secrets. If you've
got a secret, you don't knowhow to get it out there, shoot
(10:09):
us at DM find that you're onmy show on All Socials at Jay Show
Radio and maybe we'll call you back, Like we're gonna call Kendra right now.
Hello, Hi, looking for Kendrick'sKendra available. This is Kenda.
Hey, Kendrid, It's the chereon my is sshow ninety six five kis
FM hacker. Oh my gosh,hey, Kendrick, So I'm calling you
(10:33):
because you shot us at DM abouta Cleveland confessional. Do you remember doing
that? Yes? I do,absolutely. I'm here to collect on it.
Are you in on a safe placewhere you can tell us your secret
where the wrong people won't find out? No? I can't. Actually,
this is perfect, perfect, Kendrick, tell us what you want to confess.
Okay, so I'm confessing that Ialready want to get divorced already.
(10:54):
Okay, Well, how let's startwith how long have you been married?
Okay? Well we got married backin February, and we were engaged for
a year before that. But bythe time February came around, I was
already not wanting to do it,I mean, okay, so why why
why did you do it? Well? Gosh, you know, the families
(11:15):
were all in town and everybody investedso much time and money, and you
know I could not go through withit. I mean, it would look
ridiculous. But you know I justsaid yes because well, first of all,
I said yes to get engaged becauseI thought he was my only shot
at like, you know, acomfortable successful life, you know, and
I had to attract some losers inmy time, so he seemed to be
(11:37):
the most rational choice. But gosh, well, and now that we're married,
I just I didn't want anything todo with him. He's he's very
boring and super cleany. He's textingme all the time, and he's mushy
and gross. He'd leave these cheesylines, like, you know, try
to take up lines like you wouldlike a cheap girl in a bar when
(11:58):
you were really drunk, and I'mlike, okay, that's not funny because
we're already married, so you know, I just want to spend my time
with my friends. I don't know. So wait, where do you see
this going now? I mean,you want the divorce. You were too
scared to say no when you gotengaged. You were too scared to know
to call it off before you gotmarried in February, So why are you
(12:20):
just gonna live with this? Doyou have a game plan here? Well?
I don't really have a good gameplan because I don't know how to
get some of it. But Idid start talking to guys online and I
leave my computer open and stuff,so hopefully I'll get caught and then he'll
want to leave me, and thenI don't look like such a bad guy.
You'll look okay, you'll look likea cheating person. Might not be
(12:43):
the best. You know, I'mnot in your situation. I don't have
experience with it. Let me dothis, Kentra. Let's let's talk to
Cleveland. Let's ask Cleveland. Maybemaybe people have been in this before.
You can't be the only person inthe history of history to like regret getting
married. What month are we inseven months later? Who? It's cool?
Yeah? I know? And Imean, what's worse a cheater or
(13:05):
a lever? Uh m, cheater? I don't know. Okay, Cleveland,
you you tell me what's worse andwhat she should do. You can
call if you want two one,six, five, seven eight, ninety
six five. Oh. You canalso leave a message if you're listening on
that free iHeart Radio Apple. We'lltalk back microphone there. Leave me a
message there and see if we canhelp Ken draw out. She don't want
be married anymore. She got marriedin February. Sit you're on my show
(13:28):
on ninety six five ks FM.You're Cleveland Infessional today. By the way,
if you missed it, you wantto hear it and go back and
get all re raged like most ofCleveland is. Right now, you can
find the podcast said that Jeremi Showwill get it up for you in the
free iHeart Radio app wherever get yourfavorite podcast, And even if you caught
a part of it, you canalways jump on the free iHeart Radio app
as well and hear that stuff.Two seventy ninety six fifty if you want
(13:50):
to call into the program. Leslie'sjoining us on the show now, Leslie,
Leslie, you don't. You don'tseem happy to me, Leslie,
Leslie? Are you there? Leslie? You don't seem happy? You don't.
Oh, I see the gross andballs and go. So just to
wrap happen for those who would missit, Kendrick got married in February.
(14:11):
Didn't really want to get married,didn't really want to get engaged, And
now seven months later she's like,I don't think I want to be married
anymore, so I'm gonna get caughtcheating on my husband. Did I miss
anything? No? I don't understandin what world it makes any sense?
Well, you know I would.I would chalk it up to nothing.
She's done so far to today hasmade any sense, right, No,
(14:33):
like the fact that she didn't shedidn't want to get engaged, so but
she did it anyway because it washer. Did she say best shot?
Is that what she said? Yeah? So do you have any helpful advice
for Kendra? Is it pretty muchgo kick Rocks to grow up, be
an adult and say I made amistake and leave, yeah, instead of
humiliating somebody by cheating on them.Yeah. Right, And I'll tell you
(14:56):
what not to not to make divorcebetter. But the fact that they haven't
started a family this is probably thecleanest prank she's going to get because if
they start pro creating, I mean, not to forget about the gene she's
passing down of horrible decision making.If they get married, it's gonna if
they start having kids. Did you'reon my isshoe? On ninety six five
(15:22):
kiss have fam We're still talking abouttoday's Cleveland Confessional with Kendra h Kendra doesn't
want to be married anymore. Shewants to get out of it. Cleveland
chiming and Cleveland not happy with her, And I think rightfully, so,
I think she's making a bad decisionpersonally, but I haven't been through it,
so I don't feel I have areal leg to stand on. Let's
(15:43):
go to Tianna joining us on theshow now, Tiana, good afternoon,
haker or I'm lovely. Thank youfor asking. I appreciate the formalities.
Tell me about what you think aboutKendra's situation here. She got married in
February, doesn't want to do itanymore. So she's like, you know
what, I'm to get caught cheatingand then he'll divorce me. Like,
okay, so when you say thingslike that with your physical mouth, like
(16:06):
you already hear how dumb that soundsright? Like and I know you're being
literally very unbiased, so you couldlike you know, that's not a position
to play. Yeah, Like,let's be so for real. That's different.
Yeah, Okay, you're like you'replaying yourself, you're playing your dude,
and then you're playing random people onthe internet and you calms and you're
(16:27):
like bad communication. Still, Yeah, do you give me permission to start
being meaner to people on the radio? Is that what you're trying to tell
me to do or not? I'mnot even being mean, am I?
If I tell somebody has to beso for real with like if if your
parents clearly didn't do their job.Being per real with you somebody like Cay
(16:51):
which could be you, and beinglike this is the reality of the situation.
Like you're saying these things and they'renot correct, Like they're not normal.
What you're saying isn't normal. Likeyou just sound like like that's not
normal behavior. Well, I appreciateyou, and you sound like a normal
human being. So thank you forcalling and talking some reason into the program.
(17:11):
Oh yeah, for sure, Likejust grow up, pull the trigger.
You didn't want to do it thefirst time that was on you.
Now do it again? Like whatthe hell? Like, yeah, let
me get caught cheating, cheating it? Do you think being called it here
is better than being a grown,grown adult? That's like, yeah,
I don't want to see you anymore. Okay, we got again. We
can't we can't say the bad words. Remember that part. Okay, I'm
(17:32):
sorry you got emotional and I appreciateit. You know, I don't want
to get fired. Okay, don'tget fired. I've never done this before.
Well, we're learning together. I'mlearning about you. You're learning what
you can and can't say on therating. I'm not mad at you,
all right, that's why I gota blap button. Just don't make me
hit it again. Okay, that'sreal cool. Yeah, she needs like
pretty much just needs to be agrown adult. There we go, there
(17:55):
we go. All right, well, I appreciate you calling the show.
You have a great deal. Okay, you have a very to Jeremiah Show
on ninety six five. Kiss FMIya from Sales is here. I've been
waiting to have her an all weekbecause she is our resident swifty expert here
on the program. So many thingshave been reported. Travis has talked about
it, people are talking about theworld's talking about it. Maya from Sales,
(18:17):
the Swifty Expert. What say you, where are Travis and Taylor in
your mind? I'm officially labeling ittalking face. I'm fine with that in
my opinion, and I agree withthat. So the latest news I saw
is Taylor Swift. Swifties are nowbuying off tickets to the Chiefs game.
Shut up, it can't get incredibleto the Taylor Swift show. So they're
(18:37):
like, you know what, next, best thing, Let's go to the
to the Taylor Swift show at theat the Chief's game. He plays.
And the best part about this isthat the next game is against the Jets.
Oh, that's right. Technically isin New Jersey, yes, but
isn't she from basically New York?So there was there was something I reported
on earlier this week where the peoplewere saying that this was a ploy to
(19:02):
get the Chiefs to get sabotaged becauseTaylor's from Pennsylvania and an Eagles fan.
This was deployed. I have seenthis and listen, stranger things have happened.
Yeah, she has songs where shereferences an Eagles t shirt really like
she is from Lower Pa. Yeah, she's an Eagles fan east Side east
(19:25):
Side Whichburgh, you know. Andvery interesting that you say that swifties are
buying up Chiefs tickets because they playin New York this week Sunday Night Football,
And the latest news that I've seenis rumoring that Taylor Swift will be
there. And it's really almost tooperfect because basically anytime anyone, anytime she
(19:51):
does like pop walks and anyone seesher out going to dinner or studios or
whatever, it's always in New York. YEP. Even like after the Chief's
game, it was like the nextday she was seen in New York She's
always there, so why wouldn't shebe? It? All right? So
over under? How many cutaways onSunday Night Football the Taylor Swift. Oh
my goodness, I'm gonna set theover under for the entire football game at
(20:15):
sixty five because think about it.Florida touchdown, and they went to her,
and they went back to him,and they come back to her and
him and then her. You're justin one ten second eye. She has
her trash, so they're gonna havenothing else to talk about. All they're
gonna do is show her looking cutesomewhere and show Travis doing something on the
(20:40):
field, and then they're gonna showa play of football, I guess,
and then it's back to Taylor.Sixty five is my like minus one hundred
number. Write it down, cle, We'll see where that accurate. I
love it. The Jeremiah shows hisrole in society. My wife deals with
school children, which I could neverdo. And here I am just saying
(21:00):
boobs on the radio. The JeremiahShow. Now did Jeremiah Show on ninety
six five Kiss FM. It's tryingto send you to seven floors and hell
love and work him with these guys. Great Haunted House, the seventh floors
they've got for you. I wantto send you to it. Let's go
to I believe this is is thisMelissa in Westlake? Good afternoon, Hey
girl, question Mark? Hey,Hey, how are you? I'm lovely?
(21:23):
Thank you for asking. Sorry,names keep disappearing off my computer,
so I sometimes I just guess names. You were almost a Sandy No,
but you're actually Melissa from Westlake.We're gonna play the AI feud for the
seven floors of health tickets. WhatI've done? I actually stumped our AI
on this one, Melissa, Iput in. I told the AI to
give me the top ten purchase sexyHalloween costumes, and I might have blown
(21:47):
up AI trying to do that.So I found a New York Post article
with with ten sexy Halloween costumes.Again, keep in mind, sexy Halloween
costumes sometimes we just try to makethem sexy so they're not necessarily sexy on
their own. Okay, you correctlypick three off of this list, We'll
send you to seven floors of hell. Okay, we'll do all right.
(22:07):
Tell me the first sexy Halloween costumeon the list. Kitty Cat, kitty
Cat. Oh, I'm sorry,cat's not on there for some reason.
Oh my god, that's okay.Three strikes and you're out. That's strike
one, all right? What's anotherway say? I would say a nurse,
a sexy nurse. Yes, becausewe all, I mean we we
(22:29):
should appre I'm not gonna try toequate sexiness and nurses, and why we
should I almost did it. Weshould appreciate them for being nurses, not
for being They can be both,but they shouldn't be separate. Why am
I on a pedestal? Right now? Tell me? Shut up, Jamia.
Let's play the game. All right, here we go. I just
don't know, all right? Anothersexy costume. Sexy teacher, sexy teacher.
(22:52):
Can you just tell all all thepeople who chose these they're just living
out the fantasies they've had their entirelife. They must be for the win?
Tell me, I'll tell you whatbefore you tell me? For the
win? What kind of what kindof job do you have? What do
you do for a living? Wow, I'm a school psychologist. Oh there
we go, so tex sexy sexypsychologists. It's even phonetic, it's fantastic,
(23:14):
exactly all right? For the win, Melissa, give me another sexy
costume idea hold on money things standingby butterfly, a sexy butterfly. There
are some insect freaks out there.That's right. You win for the record
number one with sexy Britney Spears.By the way, I think that was
Schoolgirl, but Britney Spears. Yeah, there you go. Well for sure,
(23:36):
put your sexy psychologist costume on andgo to seven floors at Health County
Fairgrounds. Okay, awesome, I'mso excited. Thanks. You have the
best time hanging on for me.I'm gonna get more info from you.
We'll have more haunted seven floors ofHealth tickets for you tomorrow. Right here
on the Jeremiah Shots. Kiss It'stime to smarten you up. Cleveland's with
Jeremiah is one fact of the Dayfor ninety six five. Kiss Up hit
(23:57):
you when the knowledge nug this one. I experienced it last night. We
stopped over at Scoops in Seville likeI want to barbar and two you ever
been there? Oh? Oh god? I had an apple cider flowed with
apple crisp ice cream. Please andthank you. But as an like it
was my first day in the world, I suffered from this brain freeze,
(24:18):
which the medical turn is sep Palatinesnephni and palatine Gangli stephanion pala No,
there's a phe computer spend a Paladineganglion auralgia, Thank you computer, I
love you. Did Jare my showon ninety six five Kiss FM with your
Genius of the day. Someone who'sdone something so stupid. Anything you've done
(24:41):
pales in comparison. Instant Carmen's whatI call this story because whoever stole this
guy's vacuum is in for a worldof hurt. A thief, abscond absconded,
not a words guy. I readthe story with a shot back from
a truck in Philadelphia and unwittingly droveaway carrying hundreds of hornets. That's right.
(25:03):
The business shop owners names Don whoholds Philadelphia b Company, along with
the truck and vacuum, say thereare tons of singing insects lurking inside a
quote preponderance of queens. Who wrotethis story chump that's the man's name,
has now put out a watering onFacebook for the polar soul who took his
property. The vacuum was there becauseit was filled with European hornet queens,
(25:27):
the largest social stinging insects in theEastern United States. I performed a removal
of their nest late yesterday afternoon.Those girls should be full of life and
extra spicy. I anxiously await you'reon boxing video. Oh boy, I
gotta change my Google orts for thisone. Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah
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Show on demand. Show more.Find us on TikTok, Instagram and Moore
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