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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my god, why did they just do that.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
For you?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Chair of my show?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
And this is how you're only doing my least five Yes,
all off, friend, it's your last day to get qualified
to see Morgan. Wall In pre sale went on today
and someone in our office was in the line. Forty
four thousand people in line. That was just for one show.
So you don't have to wait in line. All you
gotta do is give me your best how I let
(00:33):
the liquor talk story, when did you get a little
too tart? And what's the story behind it? Best story?
Today is our final qualifier to see Morgan when he
comes to Cleveland. Carry one yesterday with horse story A
loft jump gone wrong.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
I flew out of his fraternity loft, body flapping through
the air and landed on his coffee table and things
slipped in two and I ripped.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
My butt on a rusty nail and had to get
a pet nish tetna.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Shot after you ripped your butt? What do you want
me to say that one yesterday? You don't have to
compete with it, Just bring your own story four to
thirty five. That'll happen on the Jerom Mayas show. Right now,
I'd love your good vibes, good things happening in life,
Collar text them in two one, six, five, seven, eight,
ninety six five. O's you kick off your Friday junior
road shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Get about twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
We walk here for some Cleveland Cavaliers tickets. Got the
dub last night against Miami. Back in town tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
If you do be If you do we go into
the game.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
We'll be there. All I heard will be there. So
if you're there, say hi, I think we're up in
the nosebleeds. They bought tickets for everyone. They didn't give
us a good ones. I'm not up there on that.
It's a Jerome Maya show. In ninety six five Kids
FM calves tickets for the Sexy Man Game of two
thirty five.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Good vibes.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Now Kathy's hanging out from Strongsville. Well she's in strong
So what's going on in strong So today?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Kathy?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh? Walmart?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Walmart is going on Walmart run.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Very exciting.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
What I'll always gets you at the Walmart?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Kathy?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Probably the groceries.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Now do you go in with a game plan to
the Walmart? Are you just all willy nilly out there
just grabbing whatever you want off the shelves.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh no, there's a game plan.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'm not a great game plan guy. I walk in
nine times out of time. I'm hungry. It never works out. Well,
what's the what's your game plan for getting the right groceries?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Well, today I gotta get light bulb.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Just a psa, Kathy, we don't eat light bulbs.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I didn't need to let you know that, right, Yeah,
okaya stepway caps tickets on the way less than ten
minutes from right now, sid you're at my showing your
hook up station or ninety six five kiss, have fam
and also spreaders of good vibes, good things happening in
your life. You can check in on the text if
you like. Two one sixty five seven eight ninety six five. Oh, Ashley,
(02:43):
what about you tell me something good that happened to
you today in your life?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Can I tell you something yesterday?
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Yesterday it was my birthday?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Happy but lady birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Let's go ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, what is it life?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
To celebrate your twenty first birthday? It was so long
ago for me?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh it was. It was amazing, It was amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
What did you do? Are you selling?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Did you sell it? Break?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yesterday in somewhere. Are you waiting for the weekend? What's
the game plan?
Speaker 7 (03:04):
So we did a little bit yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
What do we do?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I went out to dinner, went out to breakfast day eating.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yes, that's out. I see no problem with that, that
sort of birthday. What was dinner? I'm intrigued. I mean,
I'm invested in this in this birthday celebration.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, So dinner was It was burgers. It was at
a restaurant in Avon, and then I had mimosas with
my sister in the morning.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Wow, I like you. Nothing like a little day drunk
on a weekday. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Correct? Right?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well, happy belated birthday and thank you for sharing with us.
I appreciate you. All right, stick rab Calves tickets for
you next Cleveland Cavaliers. They won last night. They're in
town tonight as well. Uh, and we are hooking you
up right now for the game on the second of February.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Let's play. Shall we.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Name the sexy man? You're going to a game and
it's a Sunday game, three thirty tip off, Sonya in
East Lake is colored twenty Sony, Good afternoon, ager, Allay.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What's the latest news?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
From East Lake, Sonya, anything exciting happening over there?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
The most exciting thing is I got warrant Morgan Wall
and tickets.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
How did you get summer?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Did you purchase them with money out of your pocket?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes, no, no, I yeah purchase them unfortunately, but yes
I was.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I was talking to my coworkers. His name is Jeff.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
He's actually the keeper of the hookups here at Kiss FM.
He's very well to do and connected. But he was
in line for pre sale tickets for the Saturday show.
He was one of forty four thousand in line.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, there was like eighteen thousand people before me. But
luckily I had a friend who was like six thousand
something in line and she got his ticket.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That's wild Wall were going. Your friend's awesome.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh by the way, if you didn't score tickets, obviously, Sonya,
I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So just stand by.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I'm getting your qualified to go to Morgan Wall, and
all you gotta tell me is how you let the
liquor talk. At four thirty five, we'll get our last finalist.
Son This is how Carrie won yesterday with her story.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I flew out of his fraternity law body slapping through
the air and landed on his coffee table and the
thing split in two, and I ripped my butt on.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
A rusty nail and had to get a Petnis shot.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, ouch, ouch, indeed that's the right response. All right, Well,
there's no rusty nails in your future, hopefully, hopefully it's
just Calves tickets. So let's play the game. Name that
sexy man. I'm going to read you a trivia question
about a sexy man. Then i'll give you the multiple
choice options. You picked the right one, you win? Okay,
something Sonya who used to perform as Coco, the children's
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party clown? Was it Patrick Dempsey, Hugh Jackman, Paul Rudd
or Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Chris Hemsworth is incorrect.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I'm so sorry, but thank you for playing. Thank you,
appreciate you. Two one eight ninety six five. Oh, Sonya
eliminated one for me or for you, and guess the
right one.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You go to the Calves.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Good luck, Cleveland. Name the sexy man. Go to a
Calves game. It's Cabs be Mavericks the second of February.
They are going to be at the Romo Fi three
thirty tip two because it's a Sunday game. Let's go
to our next contestant. Christina is up next in Talmage. Christina,
(06:24):
Good afternoon, Hancer All. Christina is a Talmidgian. I believe
that's how you guys are call yourselves, right.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I guess do you.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Get upset when you see roundabouts or you just you
grew up with them in Talmadge, so they don't affect
you like they do everyone else on Facebook.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Well, I grew up in Akron and who's Talmage?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Okay, but I've dreven there through there.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
So much it doesn't bother me at all. The new
roundabouts are a little different.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, well you're an expert at it. Also shout out
ak Roddy while we're at it. Ye, Christine, you'll have
to come up seventy seven of the Roma Fijo if
you can win the sexy Man game. You heard our
first contestant play. She couldn't figure it out. Same question
to you, same multiple choice answers. Pick the right one.
You're going to the cabs? Okay, Okay, here we go.
(07:12):
What actor used to perform as Coco, the Children's party clown?
Was it Patrick Dempsey, Hugh Jackman, Paul run Or Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I'm gonna go with Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
That would be right.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
You are.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Wolver Reid himself aka Coco the Clown.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
How do you think he came about that name?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I don't know right.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Maybe it was just a hot chocolate guy. Maybe it's
as simple as that. Christian Congratulations. We got a couple
of tickets for you to see your first place, Cleveland Cavaliers.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Put a hurt in on the Dallas Mavericks.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's awesome, it is excited.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You're awesome. Thank you so much for listening. I appreciate you.
Now let me put you on hold. Get some infocakay
sound good hookups continuing all day, including that limited two
thousand bucks coming up at three o'clock shine down tickets
three thirty five on the show. It's a jam pack day.
Don't go anywhere you're popping out of your car. Throw
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smart speaker at home.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
We're there where everywhere.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
It's kiss that at even need a chickum on a
chick I know everyone in every industry has people that
suck at their job, So I'm not trying to focus
in and say that all door dashers, Uber Eats or
food delivery people suck at their job, but there are some.
There's always got to be some. I was a food
delivery guy Shout out to Eat Chicago. It was just
(08:35):
pizzas then, and one time I delivered too many pizzas
at once and stacked them and smashed all the topics together,
and that was embarrassing for me. I've never taken the
food in the bathroom, though, because that's what happened. And
one manager of a Jersey Mike's was filming herself on
TikTok calling door.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Dash about it.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
Hi, this is a general manager calling from Jersey Mikes,
and I just want to So what if I you
that one of your dashers just took a whole order
in the bathroom with him and that's very unsanitary. I've
told him, and he proceeded to.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Leave his door.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I what.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I mean?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I would chalk that up as maybe just you weren't thinking.
You're like, I really got to go to the bathroom.
I got to get this food, and you just mix
up the order in your brain. But like when you
get called out for it, maybe just stop and be like,
oh my bad can can you make me another one?
I'm sure they'd be happy to I've worked in food.
I know that you've weighed sheets and whatnot. I mean
(09:35):
it really costs, you know, five cents or whatever to
make the meal, not what it really costs you.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm curious. Here's what I would love to know.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Whether whatever side you've been on of food delivery, receiving
or providing the delivery service, will you text me really
quick give me a call if he wants the same
number two one six five seven eight ninety six five.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
If you're still in the world, you want to be anonymous,
that's fine. I can change your voice. We can make
up a fake name, Natasha Nathaniel those are go tos
and tell me how your food delivery service sucked either side.
Maybe you were the one, Maybe you were the sucker
of the situation. What hit us up on the iheard
(10:19):
radio web two red microphones called a talk back. But
like I said, you can call her text it's two
one six five seven eight ninety six five.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Maybe you've taken the food in the bathroom before you
delivered it to someone, and you have some advice for
this person who did it. Let me know now I
want a jersey.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Mike Sandwich didn't even say did you have on my
show on ninety six to five?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Kiss f I've got to cleaning confessional on the way
for you.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Three thirty five, I got my friend fired.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh, Elena, we'll get her story then, Rachel and Canton,
good afternoon, Hey girl, a little bit thank you. What
so what was your food delivery experience we're talking about
for those who missed it, I'm manager a jersey Mike
solid door dasher. Uh, grab the order, walk in the bathroom,
and then proceed to take the order.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Unsanitary, right, Rachel? Correct? Not the best idea.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I am a door you DoorDash?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
So was this a was this a Rachel mess up?
Or was this someone else messing up your delivery?
Speaker 8 (11:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
This is just like like I've been in that restaurant
and I've picked up my order. Yeah, and as I'm
picking up my.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Order, another person picks up there and they go into.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
The bathroom with it, and I'm like, oh my god,
why did they just do that?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Is this this is like? Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Is this similar to the situation do you remember back
in back in COVID. I'm sorry if it triggers you
the beginning of COVID where everyone's like, wash your hands,
wash your hands, wash your hands, And I'm sitting here like,
weren't we supposed to be doing that anyway?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Were correct?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Is it similar to that common sense?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Do you mean?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
This is what? Like?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
We don't have that anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
We do not have particles fly you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hey, I'm not taking my food in the bathroom, So
this is going I don't even have a clue.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I don't get it. Okay, so we don't know why.
But you're just confirming we've seen this before. This is
not a new thing.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yes, no, no, no, it is not. All right.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Well, if you're if you're down there in can'ton and
Rachel's your dash, you got to give her a big
fat tip. There's there's a there's a rule on the
Jeremiah Show. If you work in the service industry and
you call her, listen to the show, people have to
give you at least a twenty twenty three percent tip
or higher.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Now that's awesome, my door dash and I serve there
we go. That's perfect.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Find Rachel out there on them streets and Canton givery. Well, no,
don't find her on the streets when she's taking care
of you, servered, don't just walk up to on the
streets and give her money. That's probably not a great idea.
All right, Rachel, Hey, you know, stop it, all right.
I appreciate you. Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Yeah, thanks a much.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Lee.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Bye to Jeremias Show, ninety six to five Kiss FM, Cleveland.
Just piling in here with these stories about how how
did your food delivery go wrong? That's what we want
to know. Two ninety six five O. You can call
her tech same number. Still got a couple people on hold.
We'll try to get to I know, we got a
cleaning confessional on the way, so I want to get
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to that.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Elena did this.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I got my friend fired and it was a good thing.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
You decide for yourself. Then all let's talk to Sam.
She's over there in Youngstown. Sam.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Good afternoon, Agger.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
Heed, Jeremi, how are you lovely?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Sam?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Tell me about your your food delivery story? Because I
don't want to. I don't want to like hold this
down to one specific app or whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Did this happen to you or did you mess.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Up so well? I kind of messed up. I was
more so calling because it was a it was a
mutual scrup on behalf of me and the person that
I delivered for. I dott delivery sure. So one thing
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that a lot of people don't know about the Instacart app.
So with Instacart, you have to clear any sort of
replacements or substitutions live in the moment with the person
that you're delivering groceries, jingles. And I was on this
(14:11):
Instacart delivery at all these that the person I had
put a very high tip for, and it was a
lot of items. It was like fifty five items that
I was like, okay, cool, and they really wanted these
like free dried chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I guess okay, and.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
They they didn't have them. They had like blueberries that
were chocolate covered. I don't know if you've seen those before.
They're a pretty good snacks. So I sent a substitution
request to this person along with like six or seven
others of items that weren't there, and they just cleared
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all the substitutions at once. I delivered this stuff. It's
like twenty five miles away. It was really far away,
like in Amish country. And then and then the next morning,
I get notified that my tips has been diminished because
for up to two hours after the delivery, the person
that you delivered to can change your gifts.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Boutace okay, and I go and I.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Look, and this person has left a review that they're
allergic to blueberries.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
But they cleared it.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
They cleared it, so it was like they said it
was okay. I imagine they went through and they just
marked okay. They didn't look without looking at them. But
then I got like a two star review because I
delivered something that.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Wasn't listen, Tina, Tina, allergic to the blueberries. You got
to read stuff, Homie. Yeah, I'm not giving I'm not
saying it was your bad at all because they didn't
have the thing, and you said I'm going to replace this,
and they said, okay, you win, you win, you get points. No,
they get no points. You get points. Sam, congratulations on
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your points. Thank you for listen. Appreciate your thank you, Sam, appreciate.
So have a little patience. That's what we need to know.
It should Elena's friend have patients with her after what
she did. We'll get to a Cleveland confessional after this.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Cleveland Number one xt station nine Kiss FM.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
All right, I got the Cleveland Confessional Elena coming up,
but I do have one more call.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Here's Elena secret.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I got my friend fired.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I hear the whole story coming up after this, Let's
talk to Serena on the program. Now, one more door
dash delivery story. Serena, good afternoon, air girl.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Hey s okay, so we're telling delivery story.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Please and thank you. Were you the deliverer or the
delivery the delivery I.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Was getting food from doordass. I had ordered like my family,
and my.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Family is me, my husband, we have two kids, and
my sister and her husband was also over with their daughter.
So I ordered food for everybody.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
This lady that was supposed to be delivering my order
said that it was delivered. The picture that she sent
me it was not my porch, and I messaged her.
I was like, hey, that's not my house.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
She's like, like, do.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
You do you not know your own address? I was like,
excuse me, I'm pretty sure I know my own address.
I've been living here for two years. Yes, I know
my address. What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Who gets snotty about like I know you don't know
your own address?
Speaker 7 (17:12):
She literally ended up telling me that it was not
her fault that I was illiterate and put the numbers
in incorrectly. And it was the best thing ever because
my house number was three four and she delivered.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
It to six seven.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
There is no way that you could get those confused
or mistype them.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
You can't even blame that on dyslexia.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
No, that I mean honestly, I.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Mean, ever, you live at three four and she delivered
to six seven.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I don't understand, I don't know, I don't eat. What
happened with them? Did you ever get the food?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
I actually ended up having to walk to the neighbor's
house to go pick it up.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Well far you.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Know, Well luckily it was literally just three houses down
because I lived in a little trailer park area.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Get did you ever tell them like, no, I wrote
the right number down, you put it at the wrong spot.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Did that conversation ever happen?
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Absolutely? I actually ended up getting fully cussed out by
this lady who told me that I needed to go
back to school and she didn't understand how a grown
woman could not know.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
For old address?
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Did you really sitting here?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Like so many?
Speaker 6 (18:12):
So?
Speaker 7 (18:12):
I ended up having to call doordass.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
What but did you have it right on the on
your app?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I sure did. I am also a DoorDash driver, so
I know how the pin works and.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
All that stuff.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
And she was like, well, that's where the pin was.
I'm like, that's funny because that's at the front of
the trailer park and I live at the very back,
so there's no way that the pin was even.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Right, he says the address on the order Tina.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Exactly, Tina. So I ended up calling DoorDash and I
told them, I'm like, listen, this lady just you know,
completely cussed me out and everything. She ended up showing
back up at my house two days later because her
door ass got deactivated.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No does she try to fight you?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
No?
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Okay, my husband's ex military, so he's pretty terrifying in
and of itself.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
But yeah, so you did she walk up to your
house like puffed out, like she was going to do something,
and then like, oh, never mind.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
She actually didn't even come to my house. She again
went to the neighbor.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
That's the end of the story.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
That's the perfect end in that retired Tina, Oh my god,
I love it.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Thank you so much for sharing that. I appreciate you.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Absolutely weird.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Bye bye.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
All right, let's get you that Cleveland Confessional with Elena
right after this.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
All the news got secrets.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
We love secrets.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
If you see her, the better.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
This is the Cleveland Confessional.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Spill that tea.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
It's now time for another secret to be revealed. You've
got a secret you want to reveal. You don't want
the people in your life to be no hom mious
if you want it all starts by hitting me with
a DM jay show radio and maybe we'll call you back,
like we're gonna call Elena right now. Hello, Hi, is
Elena available?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yes, Elena, it's teacher on my show ninety six five
Kids have a Maker. All okay, Hi, do you remember
dming us about having a Cleveland Confessional secret?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yes? Yes, okay, okay, good.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
You're caught back up, you remember? Are you in a
safe place to tell us your secret?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, okay, when you're ready, Elina, tell me what you
want to confess.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Okay. So the thing I need to confess is that
I got my friend fired.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Aw that's not nice.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
Why, well it's kind of a weird.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Situation, but like.
Speaker 10 (20:24):
The thing is okay, So my friend hates.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Her job, like she complains that. She complains about it
like all the time, Like she.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Always says she wants out, she wants the change of scenery.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
A new career or whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
But she's like really scared.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
And this is like herm for most of the things
in her life, and like like that, she knows what
she wants, but she's scared to actually do it. So
I thought it was a good idea to like give
her a little nudge, And I secretly recorded her talking.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Trash about her boss and sent it to him like anonymously.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
And I wasn't sure if it worked until about two
weeks ago my friend called.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Me crying that she got fired.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
Oh and so yeah, so I calmed her down and
I was like, you got this.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Now you can follow your dreams.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
And now she's like spiraling and she's like not searching.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
For a new job, and she knows someone out at.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Her, but she doesn't know it's me, And I can't
say anything. You're really furious, but I don't know. Maybe
I can come clean if she gets a new job.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Oh so you thought that getting her fired was the
nud she needed to improve her life.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
That was your thought process behind that, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I thought it was a good idea.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Oh that was it's an idea. I mean, I don't
know your friend as well as you do. Maybe, I mean,
in the past, have you done something similar? I would
assume no, but I figured i'd ask. I mean, no, okay, interesting, okay?
I uh? I mean, how furious do you think she'll
be if you tell her that it was you?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Well?
Speaker 8 (21:49):
I was initially hoping.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
That this would be like a good thing and she
would be.
Speaker 10 (21:53):
Like totally stoked that she got fired, in which case
I could totally tell her and she'd be super excited
about it. But that wasn't really action I got.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
M Yeah, I think she'd be a little ling grey
got something you want to come?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Fasten sends a d M Patsha Radio Jerrel Maya Shall
We're ninety six to five KISFM. You hook up station.
Let's talk to Michelle.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
She's a part of Michelle Good Afternoon, haggar Michelle, what's
new in your life?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
What are you excited.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
About happening in your very near future, in your regular life,
not your radio life?
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Shine down?
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, you we coaxed it at me. You're college twenty.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Come on time to get your shine down on? Is
that how you say? Is that how you celebrate shineedown?
You say, I'm gonna go out there on the streets.
I'm gonna get my shine down on.
Speaker 11 (22:41):
That's what I'm gonna start to say.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
I think you know what it's. It's it's a and
it's it's a what do they call that?
Speaker 10 (22:46):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Double negative? No, that's not it a shy I'm gonna
get my shine down on.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
I'm spiraling now, Michelle, you win?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You so hot, you are so.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
There we go put it on a T shirt? You
you make it and just you send me royalty.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
O oh well too?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
All right, Michelle, I appreciate you listening. Congrat agaate on
your tickets. Hang tight, I'm gonna get more info from you.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Wel Somes.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
That was weird. What's wrong with me? How about Morgan Wallen?
We'll get you qualified this hour four thirty five. We
want to know how you let the liquor talk. Your
last shot to get qualified? Is it that time on
ninety six five KISSFM?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Oh if you didn't luck.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Out in that pre sale line for Morgan Wallen tickets
we might have your back and said you're amiya show
ninety six five Kiss FM all weekly. We can get
you qualified. All you got to do is tell me
how you let the liquor talk your best boozy story.
We'll get you qualified. We got three, we're getting one
more and then cleveing. You'll vote on who's got the
best story and who will win and get hooked up
with Morgan Wallen.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Tickets carry one. Yesterday, I flew.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Out of his fraternity law body slapping through the air
and landed on his coffee table, and things split in two.
And I ripped my butt on a rusty nail and
had to get a petnis shot.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
It's never good when it ends in a tetanus shut wrong.
Hey guys, watch your chicken nugget consumption because it made
one kid in Malaysia go blind. Did you see this story?
A child went permany blind due to an unhealthy diet,
so not necessarily chicken nuggets, but it was one of.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
His three major food groups.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
According to the eight year old's Malaysian parents, he went
blind due to poor diet since he was an infant.
The child was said to be on a diet consisting
of only chicken nuggets, sausages and cookies.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Quote.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
As a mother, we can't always cook because we're busy.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Pity for the parents of this student. It's not easy
to accept.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
The doctor said at a popular a melee doctor with
a large following on social media. I'm assuming that it's
something to do with melee Malaysian doctor. Daily Mail reported
the boys instructors became aware of the problem after he
said he can't see anything.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
It was taken to a hospital.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Doctors then diagnosed him with severe a vitamin A deficiency,
which noted that the condition affects one percent of Americans,
although to a lesser extent.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
So is it the quality of the chicken nuggets they're eating.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I don't want to put this all on chicken nuggets, guys,
because they're delicious, best dip in hot mustard. If they're
mc nugget type, then we got to get into the
Polynesian saucer.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Maybe a little chick flip. I'm sorry I talk about
chicken nuggets. I get excited.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
The publication reported the child likely suffered from an optic atrophy, which,
according to the Clevid Clinic, is a condition that happens
because of long term damage to optic nerve fibers from
many different causes, which can lead to irreversible issues with vision,
including blindness.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
So the symptoms of vitamin eate efficiency.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
If you got a chicken nugget only, kid, dry eyes,
shadows or gray spots on the whites of the eyes,
difficulty seeing in the dark, inability to produce tears. What
do you need to eat? Okay, now we want solutions, right,
I get it. We've all got picky kids. My six
year old's dipe pretty much consists of no meat balls, spaghettios,
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and little packs of muffins.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I try to squeez a veggie in there sometimes.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Sometimes, most times it doesn't work. Green vegetables, leafy greens,
broccoli that's number one. Orange and yellow vegetables, carrots, pumpkin,
sweet potatoes, and squash, orange and yellow fruits. My kid
loves fruits, so I'm thinking of a safe They're dairy products, liver,
the beef and chicken, certain types of fish, including salmon, eggs. Okay,
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likes he likes screamby eggs, cereals, rice potatoes, so you
get it. Not just chicken nuggets that's what you get.
So kept maybe maybe use this you want to scare
your kid today? Tell me kid went blind from only
chicken nuggets, sausages and cooking. You're welcome for the parenting
advice Kiss.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Did share on my show ninety six five.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Kiss half m your hookup station Morgan Ball and qualification
is on the way. Let's talk to Darling on the
program now, Darling, get afternoon anchor.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
All, Okay, what's going on? Darling?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I just had a seep and ry story. I want
to talk You have.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
A drunk story to tell me. Why would you want
to do that, Darling?
Speaker 11 (27:04):
Because I want to qualify for a Morgan.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
That is on the way next give me because now's
not the time to do it. But now you have
me intrigued, Darling, Give me a nugget, Give me the
ju no pun intended.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
We were just talking about chicken nuggets.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Give me the juicy nugget or detail from this story
to kind of give people an example of what.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
We're looking for.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Oh boy, by twenty fifth birthday, I leap frog my
friend and buns in my face and ended up in
the yard.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I can't with a leap frog.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
With a leap frog, yep, Darling, a leap This is
a horrible idea.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I'm sure you know that now hindsight. Yes, all right, four.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Point thirty five. That'll be your chance to get through
and maybe you'll get to tell that story and get
qualified to see Morgan Wallen. Okay, all right, thanks, I
wish you all the luck in the world, darling. Say hey,
stick around your shot to share your drunk story? How
do you let the liquor talk? Gets you qualified? Or
last qualifier for Morgan Wallen?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
After this? Sit here?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Am I a show on ninety six fiveff? No, we
got a story to tell your boozy Chill out for
a second. We're getting your how you let the liquor
talk stories? Best story scores? Tickets not score? It gets qualifieder,
last qualifier to see Morgan Wallen, Huntington, bank Field. He's
coming in August Friday, shows up for grabs. It's gonna
be you and three other finalists. Patrick from Tremont, Natasha
(28:22):
from Me's side, not a real name, and then Carrie
with the rusting nail butt story. Those will be your
four finalists and whoever wins today, let's go to Iman
in Maslin. Good afternoon, aigger, Amana, what happened how'd you
let the liquor talk?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Well? Was that a house party with me and my
cousins and a few friends, and we were playing beer
pong and just.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Just drinking all types.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Of games, cocktails, a few cocktails.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Then what happens?
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Anyways, we're outside, it's like the middle of Winner, and
we're all having a conversation, just talking, and then all
of a sudden, I'm like, I'm freaking out because I'm
like I can't see. Everything is dark. I'm like, what's
going on?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Did you drink yourself blind? Amanda?
Speaker 6 (29:00):
I think I did? I think I did. Okay, what happened?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Why couldn't you see anything?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
My eyes were quote?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Stop it, spie swear all right?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Two one six five seven eight ninety six five?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Oh? Can you meet Amanda in mathslon story?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
If you do, you're my last qualifier to see Morgan
Wallen when he comes to Cleveland in August the number again,
saying your phone if you have a two one six
five seventy ninety six five, Oh your hook up station?
We're Kiss FM. Sit here on Maia Show ninety six
five Kiss FM Cleveland telling us how they let the
liquor talk? The best story he's getting qualified. Her last
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qualifier to see Morgan Wallen when he comes to Cleveland.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Let's go to Tammy. She's in Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Tammy, good afternoon, Hancar All, Hey, how are.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
You, Jammy? I'm lovely.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Thank you for asking. How'd you let the liquor talk?
Speaker 11 (29:57):
Well, I was at a baptism party as the godmother
and it was a Friday night.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Wait, this is a great starter. I've never been to
a baptism party. Are we getting saucy baptism parties?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Tammy?
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Well, you know normally there on the weekend. It was
not the weekend. It was a Friday night.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
Normally there is.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
A Sunday or a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Mask.
Speaker 11 (30:17):
Well, it was friday night. We were drinking. Yeah, I
went outside to have a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Uh huh.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
My beautiful godsun was resting. I was back there smoking, drinking. Yeah,
the grill was a little close. I tripped over it.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
I took the grill down.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
I didn't spill my beer. I did show everybody my
fabulous blue underwear, but I was still at my cigarette
and my.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Beer in my hands.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
No, you're saved. Is that your Is that your baptism underwear?
You go with blue for baptism one hundred percent.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
That's all I wear now.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Ohmy thank god? Can you beat Tammy's story A little
drunk in a baptism show over in your blue underwear
after you trip over a grip?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
That's good? Call it now? Two one six seven ninety
six five.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Oh good Luck's kiss FM.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
One more finalists.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
With our how You Let the Liquor Talk stories could
get someone into Morgan Wallin.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I uh, I think at this time, I gotta make
a phone call. That's what I gotta do. We gotta
get on the phone.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
We got to give someone a call right now? Is
this Amanda in Masslin? Yes it is Amanda. I scoured Cleveland.
I got the best stories, but yours won it all
was something so simple. Your eyes were closed. You're qualified
to see Morgan Wallen.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Oh my goodness, thank you so much. So I'm just
I have so many questions about the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
So are you just sitting there with your eyes closed
talking to everyone?
Speaker 12 (31:42):
I'm just standing there with my eyes So I was
talking to everyone and then someone says, Amanda, your eyes
are closed and I'm opening them, and I'm like, oh
my goodness, Like I didn't realize that they were even closed,
and then I could finally see it. I think I
was laughing.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
The hard I cried that that is That's the silliest
thing I've heard in a long time.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
To be honest, I was honestly scared.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
I'm so scared. For a second, you were blind.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I thought I was fine.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
You know, I gotta know what happened.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Oh man, I congratulations, you're one of our four finalists.
If you if Cleveland selects you, you're going to Morgan
Wallen when he comes to Cleveland.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
You are so welcome to Ted. I'm gonna get more
in front from you.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Off the air.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Okay, okay, all right, there you have it, Cleveland. We've
got all four stories. Amanda with her eyes closed, carry
with the rusty button, Natasha not a real name with
the shots out of her uh huh, and Patrick.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
The ice cream stealer.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
All those stories are gonna go up on our Instagram
story in ninety six five Kiss FM, and.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
You were gonna vote who do you think has the
best story?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
One of them is going to Morgan Wallen thanks to
your hookup station or.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's get you a thousand
bucks next money. Let's be smart about this.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
I'm smart, so smart.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
It's time to smart you up, Cleveland.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
With Jeremiah's fun fact of the day, it is time
for a knowledge nugget, a piece of information. I'll tell
you what I'm gonna rapid fire five fun in facts
you're wear Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Buckle up?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Hold onto your butts. Fun fact number one humans are
the only animals that blush. I don't know if that
applies to insects, because our insects. Animal fact number two
there are tiny little skin mites that come out at
night and mate on your face. What I kind of
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cold read that when I wasn't ready for that to happen.
Number three sweat doesn't actually have a bad odor. It's
the bacteria that breaks down sweat that creates the foul smell.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Number four.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Pregnancy tests date back to at least thirteen fifty BCE.
According to Atrean Papyrus doctor documents, it was said women
would pee on wheat and barley seeds to figure out
if they were pregnant or not. And number five doctors
used faked teeth from dead people to make dentures. Yeah,
that's true. Fake teeth weren't always a thing. In the
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eighteen hundreds, Dennis had to resort to making dentures out
of real teeth. They call these dentures waterlooed teeth because
Dennis yanked these teeth from those who died in the war.
I don't know why it's called waterloo teeth, but that's
a fun fact for a different day. Eugenius said the
day on the Jammia Shore ninety six five KISSFM, your genius.
To day, someone has done something so stupid. Anything you've
done pales in comparison this genius over there. In the UK,
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rhann and Evans appeared in Wales court and pleaded guilty
to a charge of harassment for sending her boyfriend's ex
at least seven videos. What's in the videos? Well, Evans
held the camera near but in pass gas each time
one police what's police got wind?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Stop it?
Speaker 4 (34:43):
You didn't put wind in this article. Once police got
wind of what she was doing, she was charged with harassment.
The cases to believe that. The case is believed to
be the first case of legal action against cyber farting
in the UK.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Stop it.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
She was sentenced to fifteen rehabs set, sixty days without
alcohol and two year restraining order charge. That's I mean,
it just proofs you just she didn't do it once
sober right, laugh the sauce you won't send you ex's
girlfriend cyberfarting videos.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
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