September 11, 2023 • 21 mins
But we persevered! Thank goodness for technology we were still able to broadcast a program, kind of. We did get a Ghosted with Tony and his Tomahawk steak. Learned about Pandas, and found out some people hate turtles.
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I called a t bone. It'sthe Tomahawks Day Jeremiah Show ninety six five.
(00:15):
Sorry if I'm I feel weak today, mainly because a little daddy daughter
Damie, and my daughter spent atCedar Point yesterday just dad and beans.
It's my daughter's nickname, by theway. And I'm just I'm still exhausted.
I need to rehydrate a lot ofthings to recover from there at j
Show Radios where you can find theJami Show on social if you want to
see our recap, we do oneof those caricature things. Love them.
(00:35):
It's I love it all right.Let's spread some good vibes with you.
We got fifty bucks for you topand express coming up at two thirty on
the show, as well as anythinggood that has happened to you. And
I'm gonna say in the past seventytwo hours weekend right two one, six,
five, seventy eight, ninety sixfifty you want to reach out to
the show, shoot us at DMat j Show Radio like I just mentioned,
or leave us a message on thefree iHeart radio app when you're listening
(00:56):
to kids FM for free? DidI say free? Free? A microphone?
There leavable message called the talkback.Excuse me, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you I'm in recovery modetoday, Monica, kick us off.
Tell me something good that happened toyou today. Well, I just applying
for a job a couple of daysago. I wait, did you even
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have to interview Monica? Yeah?I already did. I got your job.
Congratulations, Monica, Thank you.What's the new gig? Tell me
all about it? Working at WholeFoods? Very? Do you get a
discount working in Whole Foods? Yeah? All right, I'm gonna say I'm
gonna sege you my grocery list.Can you look it up? Good girl?
All right, I appreciate it.Since you're on my show on ninety
(01:37):
six five Kiss FM, fifty bucksto Pan Express, let's take care lunch
for the week, shall we?We'll do that here two thirty on the
program spreading good vibes as we dowhat we do with all of Cleveland two
one six five seventy ninety six fiftyYou got good vibes to spread? Uh?
Shana is up next to spreadson vibeShane? Where do you live again?
All right? Shanna? It soundslike you're going through a drive through.
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Who are you chatting someone next toyou in the carts? I think
you were chatting with someone. Ohno, I had to ridio on.
Oh. I appreciate you for that. It keeps me employed. Shanna.
Of course, Shanna, spread somegood vibes. Tell me something good that
happened to you today. I wentthrough my entire ship at work without having
a kid puke on me. Imean, I'm assuming I know what it
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is, but please hear me andtell me what your job is. Teacher
at a daycare? Oh, adaycare teacher? God bless you. You
know that you were You were doingthe Lord's work. Just I mean,
how how much wine do you drinkon an average day? Not? Enough?
Yeah? Do more? But youknow it. Just start buying it
by the case. Shana, Okay, I really should. I would if
I read just my recommendation. I'mnot a doctor, but I can pretend
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to be one if it gets youdrinking more wine. Perfect, I'll take
your word for it. No onehit a music station ninety six five?
Did Jeremiah show on ninety six fiveKiss FM? Wow? We're doing this
guerrilla style because I can't get accessto my studio but I still want to
do my radio show. There's there'sa I don't know if this is working.
(03:06):
So if this is working, someoneplease uh I guess a DMI at
Jay Show Radio on Instagram. We'rekind of this is fun. Happy Monday,
everybody. I don't know if I'mon the radio or not, but
I love technology. It's a chairon my show at Kiss FM, sirvebody,
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Hey, it's a chair on myshow on ninety six five Kiss FM,
broadcasting from my laptop in my studio. I know that's strange, but
that's because my studio is not workingand I have a show to do.
So we're gonna try to do aghost to three thirty. I'll tell you
what. I'm gonna go to ourTikTok right now ninety six five Kiss FM
if you'd like to join us therefor a longer conversation. But in the
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meantime, I'm going to continue toplay songs and we're gonna see how today
goes. The Browns within and radiobreaks. That's about all for Jeremiah Show
on ninety six five Kiss FM,broadcasting in studio from my laptop. Today.
We're on TikTok live right now,if you'd like to join us ninety
(04:13):
six five Kiss FM, and I'llgive you the full story of what's going
on. Basically, what I doknow at this moment is I can play
music, but that's I can't usemy board and my funny microphone. That's
why it sound all weird. Soall this stuff that makes me sound awesome
ish is not working right now.So join us on TikTok. We are
live right now ninety six five KissFM, and we'll try to get the
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show up and running today in fullforce. We's just luck I've got if
you. If you have not beenhere, welcome, Maybe just got out
of work, maybe just got inyour car. I wasn't able to speak
on the radio for a nice chunkof time because our board was down,
so I got on my laptop.I talked a little bit on there,
and I think we're back. I'vegot a board in here with I don't
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know, like twenty different channels rightand like two thirds of them work.
So we're gonna try to do aradio show. I'm gonna try to give
you some things. Let's hope thisworks. Let's try this. Okay,
that works, Let's hope the phoneswork. And let's try to hook you
up, because that's what I gottado. Two one six, five seventy
eight, ninety six to fifty callin to play Panda Facts because my lovely
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friends, I've teamed up with itPanda Express, who I love blah blah
blah blah blah. They've given mea bunch of fifteen dollar gift cards to
give to you because we want totake care of your lunch for the week,
maybe your dinner for the week.Maybe you gotta get kids around a
football practice and you don't have timeto make dinner. So I bought fifty
bucks to Panda Expression. You knowI'm not gonna make it easy on you,
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so we're gonna play game. It'ssimple, is that Two truths and
a lie Panda Fact Edition. I'llgive you two true facts about pandas and
one fake one. Tell me thefake one and you win. Good good
luck. I'm saying good luck mainlyto me to see if this works.
Two one six, five seven eight, ninety six fiftieth Maybe the Jeremiah Show
ninety six five Kiss f S JeremiahShow on ninety six five Kiss FM.
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Maybe maybe we're having some technical issuestoday. But I think we're finally,
we're three quarters of the way there. I don't have all my fun sound
effects and noises, so you justget me and you get the songs.
But I still have stuff to giveaway to you. So let's go to
Danielle in a Lyria. Who's goingto join us on the show. Now,
Danielle, Good afternoon, hagger All. Danielle kind of not having a
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great day at work myself, Sodo me a favor. Spread some good
vibes with me. Tell me somethinggood that happened to you today. What'd
you do today, Danielle? Areyou there, Danielle? Danielle hung up
the phone. Okay, this isgoing great. Let's go to Brook and
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Columbia Station. Now, Brook,Hey, girl, Brook lovely, thank
you Brook. Can you spread somegood vibes with me? Can you tell
me something good that happened to youtoday? I'm alive, You're alive,
you know what. That's kind ofwhere I'm sitting today. All right.
I have three facts about pandas foryou. If you can correctly identify the
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false fact, I'll give you fiftybucks to Panda Express. Okay, okay,
get the beef and brocket to getthe chow main news, get that
orange chicken. Really the world isyour oyster? Sound good? Normally this
is where dramatic music would pick up, but I don't have any, so
we're just gonna go with it.Brooke, here are your facts. Pandas
have a special six digit in theirfingers that help them grip bamboo. Most
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pandas are left handed. Pandas caneat over twenty pounds of bamboo a day,
which one is not a real fact. The second one about them being
left handed is correct. You withyay celebration music, Nomamanda, we make
things happen. What can I say? All right, there you go.
Fifty bucks for Panda Express to you. We love them, Thank you so
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much, and Express and Brook,thank you. I appreciate you. Thank
you so much. You're so welcomeyou hang tight. We'll get more Panda
Express for ya all week on theshow. Also, somehow we're gonna do
We're gonna do it. Ghosted today, I think at three thirty maybe let's
let's try to radio. It's aJeremiah show. Is that gonna work?
Hello? Oh boy, there itis? Ah, jeez, I'm ready
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for bourbon kiss, I'm render andI've promised to forget, you know,
and I'm calling and drown. Stopstaring at that red re seat and let
the Jeremiah Show find out why yougot ghosted. Another ghost died for you
on the Jeremiah Show. You havebeen left on red. We are here
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to find out why. It's broughtto you by Crillas. Let's talk to
Tony. He's in Lakewood. Hewas ghosted by Amber. Tony, welcome
into the show. Hey, what'sup man? Thank you? So Tony,
tell us all about you and Amber. How you met, where you
met, dates you've been on.Kind of give us the full back start,
because we don't know a lot aboutyou, guys. Man. Okay,
So, so I met Amber throughsome mutual friends, you know,
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Like I didn't want to. Idon't want to like two my own horn
or anything. But I took herout to a really really nice dinner,
Like I spent a lot of moneyon her. Okay, I didn't want
to. I made sure I talkedabout her a lot too, because you
know, sometimes I can get caughtup in myself and I'll talk about myself
for too long. So I madelike a huge effort and made it obvious
that I was trying to talk abouther too, so that I didn't seem
self centered. So I made alot of a lot of sacrifices for this
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day. Like I think, Icrushed it, like I knocked it out
of the park. I spent alot, Like I said, I spent
a lot of money on her,talked about her, didn't talk about myself
too much. You know, Ididn't come across too braggy, you know.
But h but I haven't heard back. We literally have to hit her
up a few times, and shewill not get back to me. Well,
it sounds like you made you madeboxes, and you checked those boxes,
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and you're you haven't seen the resultfrom checking those boxes you were hoping
for. Right, Yeah, Icrushed this day like it was one of
the best days I've done. Andand she's not. He's not giving me
my d Okay, Well, I'lltell you what. We'll take a quick
break, we'll play a couple ofsongs. We'll come back and see if
Amber will tell us why she ghosts. Did you okay? All right?
Sounds good, thanks man, allright, go wiz now, and then
after John Coconlato seven, we'll domore ghosted on the jeremi Is Show So
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lovely. You did Jeremi Show onninety six five Kiss FM right in the
middle of your ghosted with Tony Tony. You say you checked all the boxes,
you did everything right. You thinkyou knocked it out of the park.
But yet here we are today,You're on my show and you're ghosted.
Yeah, exactly. I don't knowwhat's going on. Man, this's
not normal for me. Well,let's let us give Amber call here.
I want you to stand on theline. Let us talk to her first
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though, uh, and we'll seeif she'll tell us why she ghost did
you? Okay? All right,sounds good man, Good luck, my
friend, Thank you. Hello,Hi, I'm looking for Amber. Hi.
Yeah, this is s It's theJeremis Show ninety six five Kiss FM.
Hacker. Oh hey, what Amber? So giving you a call on
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behalf of a gentleman we just spoketo. His name is Tony. Tony
says you ghosted him, and he'sreally confused. He thought it was a
great date. So obviously there's areason you're not reaching back out to him.
So why did you ghost him?What's up? Okay, Well,
it was a kind of awkward thathe just like kept bringing up the prices
of everything. Sorry, ah,like not in a good way. What
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do you mean not in a goodway? How is he bringing up prices
the things? He was like weirdlylike bragging about how expensive things were,
and like he wanted me to betaking those expensive things out, so like
you would point out like the filet, and then he pointed out like,
oh no, look gets the Tbone, Like this one's more expensive,
so therefore it's like a rarer cut. Yeah, like I just wanted to
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get them to him, and actually, oh, okay, you know this,
and I'm laughing. It's not faroff because actually Tony just told us
all about it, and he's onthe phone. I forget to mention he
was the whole time. Uh,Tony, So you were like kind of
making her by the more expensive.Look, look it's the first of all,
it's not called a T bone.It's the Tomahawks steak. I'm not
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doing any just regular old T bone. You know. I did the whole
big like they bring it out andthey make a whole deal about it.
I don't understand why you don't wantsomebody to spend money on you. Like
I wasn't bragging about it. Ijust wanted you to know that I thought
you were worth me spending some moneyonce. But I think you're missing the
point. It's not like what youspend on me, but it was how
you were doing it, Like youwere bragging about prices and that you could
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cover it. I just like,so I put and got you you'd be
fine with it. Again, Ithink you're just missing the point on this,
Like I just wanted to get toknow ill and not like have money
be an object. And I don'tknow, you just feel like kind of
you're just kind of shallow. Tobe honest, I'm showing are you kidding?
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You're the one that's talking about moneyso much, like it's not a
big deal. You would be sopissed if I brought you to you Can
or whatever. Like, so Ishowed out. I showed you what it's
gonna be like if we get together. I mean, I don't want fast
food obviously on the first date.That's what I'm saying. I just don't
need you to spend like one hundreddollars on a steak with the bone still
in it. Look, you're you'renot making it. Look you don't want
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me to spend money. You wantme to spend money. You don't want
to get fast food. You're like, you're all over the place. This
is ridiculous. Don't I don't evenwant to do this anymore. Okay,
okay, Oh he's he's gone amberhe hung up. Oh that's fine,
Like I'm so happy, man,this guy was just had the biggest ego.
Yeah, well dodged, Yeah forsure, or you ghosted. Slide
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into our dms at j Show Radioand we'll get to the bottom of it.
On The Jeremiah Show ninety six fiveKiss FM. Did Jeremi Show ninety
six five Kiss FM Nile horns hegets on the way for you. We'll
get that coming up at four thirty. Really said, I had a great
day yesterday with my daughter. She'seight. We had a little daddy daughter
date, went up to see herpoint. Probably for the first time,
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I probably sense the pen Emmick hada great time. I'm I'm I didn't
learn the hack, and I learnedthis. Maybe you haven't been in a
minute either. With the drink passesand all you can food foodings. I
didn't know that was a thing.But I had a great time and got
to check out all my favorites,well, all the favorites my eight year
old would right. I think wewrote the Gemini seventeen times steel dragging it
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up. We hit a built bluestreak for the starter pack. I couldn't
talk her into the to the Magnum, though I really tried. I worked
her all day about it, eventried a little Dad's shame, which I
felt bad about. But probably thehighlight of our trip had to be I
got. We got the caricatures whichthose guys, those guys amazed me with
how good they are. You cango to my Instagram page. Finally,
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you chat on my show at JShow Radio see the caricatures there. I
think they nailed it. Full recapfrom Daddy Daughter Day at twenty twenty three
is up there for you. ButI do have a question for you Cleveland,
and maybe you can help me out. You can call if you want
two one, six, five,seven, eight ninety six fifty. What
are they gonna do with all thewith all the stanchions from when it used
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to take three hours to get onMillennium Force because we were there were hanging
out. They put us up inthe Millennium the VIP area right there,
and I'm just staring at all thosestanchions, like I remember standing there.
I think two hours in twelve minutesis how long it took me to get
on the Millennium Force when it cameout the very first time. Like,
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can we do something with that stuff? Does it get that fool anymore?
Like what's the longest you've waited nonfast pass for a roller coaster post when
fast passes came out? Like weneed to find a way to reutilize that
that little line area there in thein the raptor. I remember, did
there used be DJ booth there?Right? Am I crazy? Jeremiah Shall
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he's got a focus one track mind. I'm sorry. There's nothing you can
say to me right now that isn'tgoing to come across dirty in my mind.
That's where my brain is. TheJeremiah Show now one six five Kim
see Jeremiah Show on ninety six fiveKiss FAM, Cleveland's number one hit music
station. I think my buttons areworking. Let's try and give it a
shot. Hello, no button's workingyet? Oh well what are you going
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to? Two? Yeah? Backin action. Welcome into the show.
It's been a day. If you'rejust getting here, it's been a day.
I don't think I need to saymore than that. I'm trying to
make someone's day with Nile Horn tickets. He's coming to blossom next summer.
We are playing the song synonym gamewith this is Oh geezh Angie, Angie
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Lakewood Hagirl, Angie. It's thesong synonym game. Basically, how this
game has played is I give youa synonym for a very popular boy band
song, tell me what the actualtitle is, and you win your Nile
Horn tickets. Okay, okay,Angie, Your synonym is each person.
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Each person is a synonym for whatboy band songs? I don't know.
You know. Here's what you gotgoing for you, Angie? Your love
the human being. So you keepdoing that, Okay, okay, I
will I appreciate you. Bye.Two, one, six, five,
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seven, eight, ninety six fifty. What song is each person a synonym
for? Figuring out you got noNile Horn tickets? Good luck? Said
jare My Show on ninety six fiveKiss FM. If today hasn't gotten weird
enough, I guess Tristan Thompson's comingback to the calves, multiple reports Fox
eight Channel five apparently Tristan's coming backto the Cavalier. What a day it's
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been. I want to give youNile Horn tickets. Let's go to our
next contestant. This is Ashley.Ashley's in it's my Lynn. Correct.
Hey girl, yeah, my Lynn. You said it's over by Cedar Point,
the birthplace of one Thomas Edison.Huh correct, look at that.
We're all learning things today. It'sa it's a fun act on the chair
on my ISS show. Ashley,Let's play my lovely little game here.
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I called the song synonym game.I give you a synonym for a popular
boy band song. Tell me whatthat boy band song actually is, and
you win. Okay, okay,good luck. Your song song synonym is
each person, each person, that'sa song synonym for what boy band?
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Song? Back? Three boys back? What's what's the title of the song?
Who the title of the song?Each person? Three seconds? Oh,
Ashley, I'm sorry. I reallyI was really pulling for you.
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I really was, but you didn'tpull it off, So we gotta keep
going. Two one, six,five, seven, eight, ninety six
fifty. Tell me what that's synonymfor? Each person is? What is
what song? Cleveland? You tellme you went now Horn tickets. Good
luck, So Jeremiah showing ninety sixfive Kiss FM, trying to get trying
to get a winner. Linda inBrexville. He girl, Linda, are
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we over the listen? Linda?Is it's Is it like vintage? Now?
I'm sorry you remember? Listen,Linda, remember that little meme a
few years ago? Everybody listen,Linda, let's bring it back, Linda.
Do you want to bring it backjust as much as I want this
to come back from vomit? No, no, we don't need that,
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Linda, it's not necessary. Whatyou need is Nile Horn tickets. You
just have to tell me what popularboy band song is a synonym for each
person? Everybody, everybody, Linda, you're going to now and congratulations.
Thank you. You are so welcome. Next summer it's gonna be there.
Maybe you'll take off a shirt,Linda. We'll see how the day goes.
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You know what I mean? Allright, you have the best time.
Thank you for con Kiss FM.I appreciate you. Thank you.
Hang on, Linda, I'm gonnaget more info from you and everyone else.
Clean. We'll do this again tomorrowfour thirty. Right here on the
Jeremiah show, It's kiss It's timeto smarten you up. Clevelands with Jeremiah
is fun Fact of the day orsix five Kiss Fact? This one?
This one I learned today. You'rea little fun factor daily knowledge knowledge nugget.
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I learned it earlier in the showand we gave away our Paned Express
gift cards doing that all week.Fifty box for you two thirty on the
show. A panda has six digits, five fingers and opposable pseudo thumb actually
in large wristbone. It uses itmainly to hold bamboo while eating. Of
all members of the bear family,only sloth bears have longer tails and pandas
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as well. There's two fun factsfor you. Look at that. But
yeah, they've got six fingers,man, just to hold the extra food.
Could you imagine what I can dowith an extra finger for chicken wings?
Are you getting me? Did youhave my show on ninety six five
Kiss FM with your Genius of theday. Someone is some something is so
stupid. Anything you've done pales incomparison. It's got to go to the
h oo A and Alabama. Who'sgiven the tortoise their walking papers? Apparently
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the eviction notice comes after eight yearswithout a complaint. Fred, who was
a Silkada tortoise, has been toldto pack up because someone didn't like it.
Jayden, who's the team who ownsa tortoise, says had his family
lived there for thirteen years. Ihave no idea who made the complaint,
but quote, we think they justsaw him around the neighborhood and someone reported
it. Now there's an Instagram pagesave Fred the Tortoise if you want to
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look it up, and that's beencreated a raise funds to help fight legal
fees. Come on beeball, honestly, at a turtle like rumming around the
haywood would kind of be fun,right right? You know, I'd put
an orange mask on his face.Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on
demand the Show. For more,find us on TikTok, Instagram and more
at JA Show Radio and weekdays twoto six on ninety six five Kiss FM.
I called a t bone. It'sthe Tomahawks Day Jeremiah Show ninety six five.
(00:15):
Sorry if I'm I feel weak today, mainly because a little daddy daughter
Damie, and my daughter spent atCedar Point yesterday just dad and beans.
It's my daughter's nickname, by theway. And I'm just I'm still exhausted.
I need to rehydrate a lot ofthings to recover from there at j
Show Radios where you can find theJami Show on social if you want to
see our recap, we do oneof those caricature things. Love them.
(00:35):
It's I love it all right.Let's spread some good vibes with you.
We got fifty bucks for you topand express coming up at two thirty on
the show, as well as anythinggood that has happened to you. And
I'm gonna say in the past seventytwo hours weekend right two one, six,
five, seventy eight, ninety sixfifty you want to reach out to
the show, shoot us at DMat j Show Radio like I just mentioned,
or leave us a message on thefree iHeart radio app when you're listening
(00:56):
to kids FM for free? DidI say free? Free? A microphone?
There leavable message called the talkback.Excuse me, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you I'm in recovery modetoday, Monica, kick us off.
Tell me something good that happened toyou today. Well, I just applying
for a job a couple of daysago. I wait, did you even
(01:17):
have to interview Monica? Yeah?I already did. I got your job.
Congratulations, Monica, Thank you.What's the new gig? Tell me
all about it? Working at WholeFoods? Very? Do you get a
discount working in Whole Foods? Yeah? All right, I'm gonna say I'm
gonna sege you my grocery list.Can you look it up? Good girl?
All right, I appreciate it.Since you're on my show on ninety
(01:37):
six five Kiss FM, fifty bucksto Pan Express, let's take care lunch
for the week, shall we?We'll do that here two thirty on the
program spreading good vibes as we dowhat we do with all of Cleveland two
one six five seventy ninety six fiftyYou got good vibes to spread? Uh?
Shana is up next to spreadson vibeShane? Where do you live again?
All right? Shanna? It soundslike you're going through a drive through.
(02:00):
Who are you chatting someone next toyou in the carts? I think
you were chatting with someone. Ohno, I had to ridio on.
Oh. I appreciate you for that. It keeps me employed. Shanna.
Of course, Shanna, spread somegood vibes. Tell me something good that
happened to you today. I wentthrough my entire ship at work without having
a kid puke on me. Imean, I'm assuming I know what it
(02:23):
is, but please hear me andtell me what your job is. Teacher
at a daycare? Oh, adaycare teacher? God bless you. You
know that you were You were doingthe Lord's work. Just I mean,
how how much wine do you drinkon an average day? Not? Enough?
Yeah? Do more? But youknow it. Just start buying it
by the case. Shana, Okay, I really should. I would if
I read just my recommendation. I'mnot a doctor, but I can pretend
(02:45):
to be one if it gets youdrinking more wine. Perfect, I'll take
your word for it. No onehit a music station ninety six five?
Did Jeremiah show on ninety six fiveKiss FM? Wow? We're doing this
guerrilla style because I can't get accessto my studio but I still want to
do my radio show. There's there'sa I don't know if this is working.
(03:06):
So if this is working, someoneplease uh I guess a DMI at
Jay Show Radio on Instagram. We'rekind of this is fun. Happy Monday,
everybody. I don't know if I'mon the radio or not, but
I love technology. It's a chairon my show at Kiss FM, sirvebody,
(03:29):
Hey, it's a chair on myshow on ninety six five Kiss FM,
broadcasting from my laptop in my studio. I know that's strange, but
that's because my studio is not workingand I have a show to do.
So we're gonna try to do aghost to three thirty. I'll tell you
what. I'm gonna go to ourTikTok right now ninety six five Kiss FM
if you'd like to join us therefor a longer conversation. But in the
(03:52):
meantime, I'm going to continue toplay songs and we're gonna see how today
goes. The Browns within and radiobreaks. That's about all for Jeremiah Show
on ninety six five Kiss FM,broadcasting in studio from my laptop. Today.
We're on TikTok live right now,if you'd like to join us ninety
(04:13):
six five Kiss FM, and I'llgive you the full story of what's going
on. Basically, what I doknow at this moment is I can play
music, but that's I can't usemy board and my funny microphone. That's
why it sound all weird. Soall this stuff that makes me sound awesome
ish is not working right now.So join us on TikTok. We are
live right now ninety six five KissFM, and we'll try to get the
(04:36):
show up and running today in fullforce. We's just luck I've got if
you. If you have not beenhere, welcome, Maybe just got out
of work, maybe just got inyour car. I wasn't able to speak
on the radio for a nice chunkof time because our board was down,
so I got on my laptop.I talked a little bit on there,
and I think we're back. I'vegot a board in here with I don't
(04:58):
know, like twenty different channels rightand like two thirds of them work.
So we're gonna try to do aradio show. I'm gonna try to give
you some things. Let's hope thisworks. Let's try this. Okay,
that works, Let's hope the phoneswork. And let's try to hook you
up, because that's what I gottado. Two one six, five seventy
eight, ninety six to fifty callin to play Panda Facts because my lovely
(05:20):
friends, I've teamed up with itPanda Express, who I love blah blah
blah blah blah. They've given mea bunch of fifteen dollar gift cards to
give to you because we want totake care of your lunch for the week,
maybe your dinner for the week.Maybe you gotta get kids around a
football practice and you don't have timeto make dinner. So I bought fifty
bucks to Panda Expression. You knowI'm not gonna make it easy on you,
(05:41):
so we're gonna play game. It'ssimple, is that Two truths and
a lie Panda Fact Edition. I'llgive you two true facts about pandas and
one fake one. Tell me thefake one and you win. Good good
luck. I'm saying good luck mainlyto me to see if this works.
Two one six, five seven eight, ninety six fiftieth Maybe the Jeremiah Show
ninety six five Kiss f S JeremiahShow on ninety six five Kiss FM.
(06:09):
Maybe maybe we're having some technical issuestoday. But I think we're finally,
we're three quarters of the way there. I don't have all my fun sound
effects and noises, so you justget me and you get the songs.
But I still have stuff to giveaway to you. So let's go to
Danielle in a Lyria. Who's goingto join us on the show. Now,
Danielle, Good afternoon, hagger All. Danielle kind of not having a
(06:31):
great day at work myself, Sodo me a favor. Spread some good
vibes with me. Tell me somethinggood that happened to you today. What'd
you do today, Danielle? Areyou there, Danielle? Danielle hung up
the phone. Okay, this isgoing great. Let's go to Brook and
(06:51):
Columbia Station. Now, Brook,Hey, girl, Brook lovely, thank
you Brook. Can you spread somegood vibes with me? Can you tell
me something good that happened to youtoday? I'm alive, You're alive,
you know what. That's kind ofwhere I'm sitting today. All right.
I have three facts about pandas foryou. If you can correctly identify the
(07:14):
false fact, I'll give you fiftybucks to Panda Express. Okay, okay,
get the beef and brocket to getthe chow main news, get that
orange chicken. Really the world isyour oyster? Sound good? Normally this
is where dramatic music would pick up, but I don't have any, so
we're just gonna go with it.Brooke, here are your facts. Pandas
have a special six digit in theirfingers that help them grip bamboo. Most
(07:38):
pandas are left handed. Pandas caneat over twenty pounds of bamboo a day,
which one is not a real fact. The second one about them being
left handed is correct. You withyay celebration music, Nomamanda, we make
things happen. What can I say? All right, there you go.
Fifty bucks for Panda Express to you. We love them, Thank you so
(07:59):
much, and Express and Brook,thank you. I appreciate you. Thank
you so much. You're so welcomeyou hang tight. We'll get more Panda
Express for ya all week on theshow. Also, somehow we're gonna do
We're gonna do it. Ghosted today, I think at three thirty maybe let's
let's try to radio. It's aJeremiah show. Is that gonna work?
Hello? Oh boy, there itis? Ah, jeez, I'm ready
(08:22):
for bourbon kiss, I'm render andI've promised to forget, you know,
and I'm calling and drown. Stopstaring at that red re seat and let
the Jeremiah Show find out why yougot ghosted. Another ghost died for you
on the Jeremiah Show. You havebeen left on red. We are here
(08:43):
to find out why. It's broughtto you by Crillas. Let's talk to
Tony. He's in Lakewood. Hewas ghosted by Amber. Tony, welcome
into the show. Hey, what'sup man? Thank you? So Tony,
tell us all about you and Amber. How you met, where you
met, dates you've been on.Kind of give us the full back start,
because we don't know a lot aboutyou, guys. Man. Okay,
So, so I met Amber throughsome mutual friends, you know,
(09:05):
Like I didn't want to. Idon't want to like two my own horn
or anything. But I took herout to a really really nice dinner,
Like I spent a lot of moneyon her. Okay, I didn't want
to. I made sure I talkedabout her a lot too, because you
know, sometimes I can get caughtup in myself and I'll talk about myself
for too long. So I madelike a huge effort and made it obvious
that I was trying to talk abouther too, so that I didn't seem
self centered. So I made alot of a lot of sacrifices for this
(09:28):
day. Like I think, Icrushed it, like I knocked it out
of the park. I spent alot, Like I said, I spent
a lot of money on her,talked about her, didn't talk about myself
too much. You know, Ididn't come across too braggy, you know.
But h but I haven't heard back. We literally have to hit her
up a few times, and shewill not get back to me. Well,
it sounds like you made you madeboxes, and you checked those boxes,
(09:50):
and you're you haven't seen the resultfrom checking those boxes you were hoping
for. Right, Yeah, Icrushed this day like it was one of
the best days I've done. Andand she's not. He's not giving me
my d Okay, Well, I'lltell you what. We'll take a quick
break, we'll play a couple ofsongs. We'll come back and see if
Amber will tell us why she ghosts. Did you okay? All right?
Sounds good, thanks man, allright, go wiz now, and then
after John Coconlato seven, we'll domore ghosted on the jeremi Is Show So
(10:15):
lovely. You did Jeremi Show onninety six five Kiss FM right in the
middle of your ghosted with Tony Tony. You say you checked all the boxes,
you did everything right. You thinkyou knocked it out of the park.
But yet here we are today,You're on my show and you're ghosted.
Yeah, exactly. I don't knowwhat's going on. Man, this's
not normal for me. Well,let's let us give Amber call here.
I want you to stand on theline. Let us talk to her first
(10:39):
though, uh, and we'll seeif she'll tell us why she ghost did
you? Okay? All right,sounds good man, Good luck, my
friend, Thank you. Hello,Hi, I'm looking for Amber. Hi.
Yeah, this is s It's theJeremis Show ninety six five Kiss FM.
Hacker. Oh hey, what Amber? So giving you a call on
(11:00):
behalf of a gentleman we just spoketo. His name is Tony. Tony
says you ghosted him, and he'sreally confused. He thought it was a
great date. So obviously there's areason you're not reaching back out to him.
So why did you ghost him?What's up? Okay, Well,
it was a kind of awkward thathe just like kept bringing up the prices
of everything. Sorry, ah,like not in a good way. What
(11:26):
do you mean not in a goodway? How is he bringing up prices
the things? He was like weirdlylike bragging about how expensive things were,
and like he wanted me to betaking those expensive things out, so like
you would point out like the filet, and then he pointed out like,
oh no, look gets the Tbone, Like this one's more expensive,
so therefore it's like a rarer cut. Yeah, like I just wanted to
(11:48):
get them to him, and actually, oh, okay, you know this,
and I'm laughing. It's not faroff because actually Tony just told us
all about it, and he's onthe phone. I forget to mention he
was the whole time. Uh,Tony, So you were like kind of
making her by the more expensive.Look, look it's the first of all,
it's not called a T bone.It's the Tomahawks steak. I'm not
(12:09):
doing any just regular old T bone. You know. I did the whole
big like they bring it out andthey make a whole deal about it.
I don't understand why you don't wantsomebody to spend money on you. Like
I wasn't bragging about it. Ijust wanted you to know that I thought
you were worth me spending some moneyonce. But I think you're missing the
point. It's not like what youspend on me, but it was how
you were doing it, Like youwere bragging about prices and that you could
(12:33):
cover it. I just like,so I put and got you you'd be
fine with it. Again, Ithink you're just missing the point on this,
Like I just wanted to get toknow ill and not like have money
be an object. And I don'tknow, you just feel like kind of
you're just kind of shallow. Tobe honest, I'm showing are you kidding?
(12:54):
You're the one that's talking about moneyso much, like it's not a
big deal. You would be sopissed if I brought you to you Can
or whatever. Like, so Ishowed out. I showed you what it's
gonna be like if we get together. I mean, I don't want fast
food obviously on the first date.That's what I'm saying. I just don't
need you to spend like one hundreddollars on a steak with the bone still
in it. Look, you're you'renot making it. Look you don't want
(13:16):
me to spend money. You wantme to spend money. You don't want
to get fast food. You're like, you're all over the place. This
is ridiculous. Don't I don't evenwant to do this anymore. Okay,
okay, Oh he's he's gone amberhe hung up. Oh that's fine,
Like I'm so happy, man,this guy was just had the biggest ego.
Yeah, well dodged, Yeah forsure, or you ghosted. Slide
(13:37):
into our dms at j Show Radioand we'll get to the bottom of it.
On The Jeremiah Show ninety six fiveKiss FM. Did Jeremi Show ninety
six five Kiss FM Nile horns hegets on the way for you. We'll
get that coming up at four thirty. Really said, I had a great
day yesterday with my daughter. She'seight. We had a little daddy daughter
date, went up to see herpoint. Probably for the first time,
(13:58):
I probably sense the pen Emmick hada great time. I'm I'm I didn't
learn the hack, and I learnedthis. Maybe you haven't been in a
minute either. With the drink passesand all you can food foodings. I
didn't know that was a thing.But I had a great time and got
to check out all my favorites,well, all the favorites my eight year
old would right. I think wewrote the Gemini seventeen times steel dragging it
(14:20):
up. We hit a built bluestreak for the starter pack. I couldn't
talk her into the to the Magnum, though I really tried. I worked
her all day about it, eventried a little Dad's shame, which I
felt bad about. But probably thehighlight of our trip had to be I
got. We got the caricatures whichthose guys, those guys amazed me with
how good they are. You cango to my Instagram page. Finally,
(14:43):
you chat on my show at JShow Radio see the caricatures there. I
think they nailed it. Full recapfrom Daddy Daughter Day at twenty twenty three
is up there for you. ButI do have a question for you Cleveland,
and maybe you can help me out. You can call if you want
two one, six, five,seven, eight ninety six fifty. What
are they gonna do with all thewith all the stanchions from when it used
(15:03):
to take three hours to get onMillennium Force because we were there were hanging
out. They put us up inthe Millennium the VIP area right there,
and I'm just staring at all thosestanchions, like I remember standing there.
I think two hours in twelve minutesis how long it took me to get
on the Millennium Force when it cameout the very first time. Like,
(15:24):
can we do something with that stuff? Does it get that fool anymore?
Like what's the longest you've waited nonfast pass for a roller coaster post when
fast passes came out? Like weneed to find a way to reutilize that
that little line area there in thein the raptor. I remember, did
there used be DJ booth there?Right? Am I crazy? Jeremiah Shall
(15:46):
he's got a focus one track mind. I'm sorry. There's nothing you can
say to me right now that isn'tgoing to come across dirty in my mind.
That's where my brain is. TheJeremiah Show now one six five Kim
see Jeremiah Show on ninety six fiveKiss FAM, Cleveland's number one hit music
station. I think my buttons areworking. Let's try and give it a
shot. Hello, no button's workingyet? Oh well what are you going
(16:10):
to? Two? Yeah? Backin action. Welcome into the show.
It's been a day. If you'rejust getting here, it's been a day.
I don't think I need to saymore than that. I'm trying to
make someone's day with Nile Horn tickets. He's coming to blossom next summer.
We are playing the song synonym gamewith this is Oh geezh Angie, Angie
(16:32):
Lakewood Hagirl, Angie. It's thesong synonym game. Basically, how this
game has played is I give youa synonym for a very popular boy band
song, tell me what the actualtitle is, and you win your Nile
Horn tickets. Okay, okay,Angie, Your synonym is each person.
(16:55):
Each person is a synonym for whatboy band songs? I don't know.
You know. Here's what you gotgoing for you, Angie? Your love
the human being. So you keepdoing that, Okay, okay, I
will I appreciate you. Bye.Two, one, six, five,
(17:17):
seven, eight, ninety six fifty. What song is each person a synonym
for? Figuring out you got noNile Horn tickets? Good luck? Said
jare My Show on ninety six fiveKiss FM. If today hasn't gotten weird
enough, I guess Tristan Thompson's comingback to the calves, multiple reports Fox
eight Channel five apparently Tristan's coming backto the Cavalier. What a day it's
(17:41):
been. I want to give youNile Horn tickets. Let's go to our
next contestant. This is Ashley.Ashley's in it's my Lynn. Correct.
Hey girl, yeah, my Lynn. You said it's over by Cedar Point,
the birthplace of one Thomas Edison.Huh correct, look at that.
We're all learning things today. It'sa it's a fun act on the chair
on my ISS show. Ashley,Let's play my lovely little game here.
(18:04):
I called the song synonym game.I give you a synonym for a popular
boy band song. Tell me whatthat boy band song actually is, and
you win. Okay, okay,good luck. Your song song synonym is
each person, each person, that'sa song synonym for what boy band?
(18:25):
Song? Back? Three boys back? What's what's the title of the song?
Who the title of the song?Each person? Three seconds? Oh,
Ashley, I'm sorry. I reallyI was really pulling for you.
(18:45):
I really was, but you didn'tpull it off, So we gotta keep
going. Two one, six,five, seven, eight, ninety six
fifty. Tell me what that's synonymfor? Each person is? What is
what song? Cleveland? You tellme you went now Horn tickets. Good
luck, So Jeremiah showing ninety sixfive Kiss FM, trying to get trying
to get a winner. Linda inBrexville. He girl, Linda, are
(19:07):
we over the listen? Linda?Is it's Is it like vintage? Now?
I'm sorry you remember? Listen,Linda, remember that little meme a
few years ago? Everybody listen,Linda, let's bring it back, Linda.
Do you want to bring it backjust as much as I want this
to come back from vomit? No, no, we don't need that,
(19:29):
Linda, it's not necessary. Whatyou need is Nile Horn tickets. You
just have to tell me what popularboy band song is a synonym for each
person? Everybody, everybody, Linda, you're going to now and congratulations.
Thank you. You are so welcome. Next summer it's gonna be there.
Maybe you'll take off a shirt,Linda. We'll see how the day goes.
(19:51):
You know what I mean? Allright, you have the best time.
Thank you for con Kiss FM.I appreciate you. Thank you.
Hang on, Linda, I'm gonnaget more info from you and everyone else.
Clean. We'll do this again tomorrowfour thirty. Right here on the
Jeremiah show, It's kiss It's timeto smarten you up. Clevelands with Jeremiah
is fun Fact of the day orsix five Kiss Fact? This one?
This one I learned today. You'rea little fun factor daily knowledge knowledge nugget.
(20:14):
I learned it earlier in the showand we gave away our Paned Express
gift cards doing that all week.Fifty box for you two thirty on the
show. A panda has six digits, five fingers and opposable pseudo thumb actually
in large wristbone. It uses itmainly to hold bamboo while eating. Of
all members of the bear family,only sloth bears have longer tails and pandas
(20:37):
as well. There's two fun factsfor you. Look at that. But
yeah, they've got six fingers,man, just to hold the extra food.
Could you imagine what I can dowith an extra finger for chicken wings?
Are you getting me? Did youhave my show on ninety six five
Kiss FM with your Genius of theday. Someone is some something is so
stupid. Anything you've done pales incomparison. It's got to go to the
h oo A and Alabama. Who'sgiven the tortoise their walking papers? Apparently
(21:00):
the eviction notice comes after eight yearswithout a complaint. Fred, who was
a Silkada tortoise, has been toldto pack up because someone didn't like it.
Jayden, who's the team who ownsa tortoise, says had his family
lived there for thirteen years. Ihave no idea who made the complaint,
but quote, we think they justsaw him around the neighborhood and someone reported
it. Now there's an Instagram pagesave Fred the Tortoise if you want to
(21:22):
look it up, and that's beencreated a raise funds to help fight legal
fees. Come on beeball, honestly, at a turtle like rumming around the
haywood would kind of be fun,right right? You know, I'd put
an orange mask on his face.Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on
demand the Show. For more,find us on TikTok, Instagram and more
at JA Show Radio and weekdays twoto six on ninety six five Kiss FM.
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