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February 7, 2025 • 32 mins
Some technical difficulties and a dead hard drive delayed the program start today, but we got there and we Squared Off, Old Skool style. Also Jeremiah finally got the answer as to how his youngest figured out the Rubik's Cube, Seal got weird, as a seal. and Cleveland told us more of their crappy ex stories.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm gonna run with South. This is for you, sick
chair on my show, and this is how you do
it on my least five.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Wait, what is going on? Yes, I'm on the radio now. Hello, Welcome,
It's cheer.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
How my am.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Some technical difficulties. I'm gonna blame it on the Internet.
That's what I'm gonna blame it on. But we're here,
we're live, We're ready to go hooking you up this hour.
Sorry for the delay, monster jam tickets. We got you covered.
Three thirty five. Maya from sales be here any minute.
We're gonna get into the old school square off because
it is our Friday tradition. Feels weird to start this

(00:39):
show at three, but here we are, here, we are.
We're on the radio. Engineers in the background, they're they're
twisting knobs and electrocuting themselves and getting tiny wire copper
cuts on their fingers to make sure this subpower program
gets on the air.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
So thank them.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Send your emails to nerds at iHeartMedia dot com. Maybe
that's where it goes, all right, Casha. Now let's go
to Jeremia Show on ninety six five. Kiss f M guys,
Happy Friday. We're doing it today.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Mary, let's go Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
You're not kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I thought it was going to be an easy Friday,
and then my show started an hour late because I
don't know, well, you made it.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Eventually we got here. I'm always late to something, right,
But I'm there.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
You're here, You're.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Here, I'm there, We're all there. You're on the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You threaten me with violence to hold the Rubik's Cube
story so you could hear it for the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I think I I think I just put a little
running guy reaction zver to text message. Is that the threat?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's That's not the violence.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm gonna get you, that's the little running emoji guy.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Would Yeah, you chase people down to injure them.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh I do. I do be doing that often. Here's
the thing. I've been trying to be a very supportive friend.
So as you've been teasing me about this Rubik's Cube
story for a week, I keep going, Oh my god,
I can't wait to hear it. This is so exciting.
I was not privy to part one.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh well, I don't even know what the day and
it's been. I believe it's been about two weeks since
I initially talked about it because I was going to
have you in to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But you're a busy person. Oh my god, you're like
the VP of P's.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'm nothing, and yet I have no time.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
You have everything.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
So a couple of weeks ago, we got home from.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Eli's basketball game.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Mean's my oldest he's twelve, yes, And I'm making dinner,
and all of a sudden, Isaiah just walks into the
dining room holding a solved Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
He's six.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
May I point out that a solved Rubik's Cube is
also a brand new Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
It wasn't new, okay, No, he's had it for a while, okay.
And my wife and I immediately began to speculate, well,
how did he pull this off?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
So the first thought is, well he went to YouTube
or TikTok and did it?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I've never been able to find them that way.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, you sold way, I haven't. My brothers kind of
got into it for a little while. A couple of
years ago. I thought there was a way, like a
formula that if you followed it perfectly, eventually you'd get there.
But even that's a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
That's a lot for a human adult, let alone a
six year old with the attention span of a gerbil shoot.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
So that was one of the theories.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
We talked about it on the The other theory was
that he took the stickers off. But they're not stickers
Rubik's cubes anymore. But I guess you can take the cubes.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Off put them back together.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
So that's what we were counting on.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
This what we thought it was, uh huh until Isaiah
had I believe it was. They were practicing honesty at school.
Oh so he came home and he told my wife, Mom,
we practiced. He talks like me. He sounds just like me.
I don't need to know an impression. He sounds just
like me, he said, Mom, we were talking about honesty
today and I want to tell you how he solved

(03:43):
the Rubik's cube.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I took the Rubik's cube and I put it in
my backpack.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I got on my bus and one of my buddies
that I sat on the bus with had an app
on his phone and we figured it out together on
the bus on the way to school.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh my god, who incredible.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That is a six year old man.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
This is super.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Genius six year old friend, he was not on this
planet before the year twenty seventeen.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's sickening.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
And he came up, who thinks.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't I didn't think like that at six years old,
did you no?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
What? I? First of all, I think six year olds
have very special brains. Yes they do that, can do
things that our old, shoddy brains can't even comprehend anymore.
I'm so curious. And they haven't been beaten down by
the world yet, so maybe that played in his favor.
But regardless, that is a feat.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Right, what a guy.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm just I'm impressed that he for some reason, I
want to know the conversations he had with this kid.
I don't know who this kid is, but like, what
were the pre conversations here? Let's call him Tommy for
the sake arguments. Tommy and Isaiah is sitting on the
bus and Isaiah's like, hey, Tommy, I've got this Rubik's
cube and I can't figure it out. And Tommy, who
might be one of the soft fourth graders, I don't know.

(04:57):
We've talked about the soft fourth grader. Oh they're so soft.
Maybe he was like, oh, I've got an app on
my phone. You should bring it on the bus. Or
what's more likely is he probably saw Tommy's phone and
Isaiah's like, hey, Tommy, get that Ruby's cue Maap on
your phone. We're going to figure this thing out. I'm
gonna bring it on the bus tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
So what I was thinking is that I'm imagining say like,
oh my god, I gotta figure this thing out. Like
he's just assessing over it. He's wearing his fedora, he
can't eat, he can't sleep, He's bringing it on the
bus with him. At this point, he's stressing about it.
Spare second, he's turning the cubes of this rubics yeah. Right,
and then he sits down next to Tommy and Tommy goes, hey,

(05:38):
I solved a Rubik's cube, and your poor son is like,
how did you do that? This has been plaguing me,
And he goes, look at this app that I have
and they did it together, Son of a biscuit.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I don't know that makes the most sense.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I think it does.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I just can't. I can't with this kid.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
He's incredible. He is incredible. The people love him.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
The people love him.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm the people you were. You were of the people
I am of the people. I don't know what this
kid is going to be. We should can we predict?
I want you to make a prediction right now. Who
is he going to be when he grows up in.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
The world, something that has never been done before.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
He's going to be his own job.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
He's going to be an adult doctor Duffin Schmertz, but
for good, just as chaotic and just as much innovation,
but just slightly less evil.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I don't know who. Okay, yeah, I hit to google
that one.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I know it's a flat of Puss's nemesis.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Now is that different from the from Adventure Time? Not
Adventure Time, Rick and Morty, that's a different.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Guys, those are yes.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Okay, he's gonna be Dofin Schmerts.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
He's going to be in the best way.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
All right, Well that's the we finally have the answer
to that. I'm glad I get out stick around. Let's
use some multiool square off. Next, I've picked the songs
for Maya. You can win Monster Jam tickets after this.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Did You're Maya? Sue ninety six to five? Kiss f
Is Friday play my music like that? Was a demanding.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I love it. It's my favorite music.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
The old school square off. It is in old school
name that tune. Songs must be at least ten years
old to qualify as an old school song. Some people
say five years. That makes me feel no, Itzy, that face,
it can't be five. The way you curled your lip,
it looked lost like a puppy dog on a Saturday.
That's why it's not five years.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Best objective day of the week to be lost as
a puppy dog.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
It is.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
It is a lot of people aren't about to find you.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's my form sales. By the way, O, hey, hi,
I've got six songs for her. She has to figure
these out by title and artist. How our contestants win
is to properly pick how they think Maya.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Is going to do in the game. We'll go to
color twelve. First. Tanya is down there in Parma.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Tanya, good afternoon, Hey girl, Tanya, welcome into the program.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Say hi to Maya.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Hi, Maya, Hi, Tanya.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
All right, Maya.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Maya has a group of songs that she has to
try to guess. You, Tony, you have to correctly pick
how do you think she's gonna do more than five songs?
Less than five songs? Are exactly five songs. How many
thinks she's gonna get?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Right?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'm gonna say less than.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Five, lesson, and that's the safe bet, Tanya. I'm guessing
just by that this isn't your first time hearing the
old school square from the Jeremiah Show as.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
A No, No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
That's the smart pick, and it's no offense to Maya.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, it's statistically very smart.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yes, it's a numbers game.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Also, ton you don't forget you can be used as
a phone of friend, although you can and will likely
say no in that instance.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
But I just want to let you know it's available.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Maybe I'll just call you up to talk.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, chat it up? Okay, Alania, good luck, Let's go
to color thirteen. We got sal. He's in Lorrain, Sal
good afternoon, sir. How are you?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm lovely so I don't meet many sALS in twenty
twenty five? Is sal short for something like salamander.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Salvator?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I was going to guess salmonella fratts?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
All right, Sal, how do you think Maya's gonna do?
Tony has taken less than five? Your options are more
than five or exactly five songs? Right, What say you, sir?

Speaker 5 (09:08):
I think she's gonna do great.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
We're going more than five. He's going for them. Well perfect.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm sorry. I'm gonna joke about your name being an
illness now I feel really bad.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Not an illness, a disease, but it's the same.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
You're right, all right, sal If Maya gets all six,
you will be the winner.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
You'll be going to the Monster Jam.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
And keep in mind, so we can't use as a
friend of friend one time if Maya should choose to
that leaves Micah at caller number fourteen, Micah, Good afternoon,
How goes it going good?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
All right, Micah?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
If Maya gets exactly five songs right, meaning she misses
one song, I got four tickets for you to go
to the Monster Jam.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Sound good?

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Sound good?

Speaker 5 (09:45):
I got you, Maya?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
All right, let's go crossing our fingers. Five six songs
rather in the old school square. If Mia needs to
get titled in ours of all six of these songs,
they have to be at least ten years old.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Let's start with this one.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
I love this song.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's such a great song. You like this song or
the Miami song better this one?

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yep, I was like this is very perfectly old school
for me, Like my mom would play this car. I'm like,
let's go redacted, you know radio streaming service.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
We probably played it on Kiss back in nineteen ninety ninety,
for sure.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I'm sure we did. What's the title and artificle?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
This is getting Jiggy with it by Will Smith?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
That was correct one for one friend spin dancing kid,
which you made dancing a jig kid.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Such a vibe so good. That might be we might
have to play that. We might have to what a
fun song. I'll think about that. We're one for one
so far, everyone's still in the game. Let's go with
song number two.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Here it is you would think sitting.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Here in the studio, you can read what Maya's thinking
by her face. But her one one look has so
many different meanings.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I do a lot of things with my face. But
that was a.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Smile of Is there a story behind the song?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Honestly, I just remember listening to it in the car
with my mom. I love well as the last I
called your mom yesterday and you said, elkie. I said, elkie, elkie,
give me all the songs used to play for my
in the car while she was crying up. I fear
that my mom and I would have a different It's.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Like, it's weird, though, it's weird that the next song
I'm gonna play is back that ass up.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
She really insisted she loved that song so much as
do I, which is why I am the way that
I am. And also, this is Leading Love by Leona Lewis.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
That's all right, two for two. Everyone stole the game
so far.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
It's a band it is. It's a great song.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
All right, here we go, let's go on with our
next song here in the old school square off?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
How about number three working?

Speaker 1 (12:08):
It's not disease.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I gave it to you, so I had to eliminate it.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Break my heart? I know? All right? This is Give
Me Everything by Pitbull and Neo, and I think there's
another person, Afrojack is.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
In there, but I'm gonna give it to you because
who remembers Afrojack? Come on, give us what do we
know about Afrojack?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Didn't he recently have his like home rated and he
wrote a rap about it and sang it over the
security footage of people raiding his home?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Was that Afrojack? I remember that.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Was it him or someone else?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Was it Drake?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
It was not Drake.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
It was not Drake.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
It was definitely someone Afrojack esque.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
All right, three for three banging through them mm.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hm, which means I'm destined for the fall?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
This way comes?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I got a I got a winker glance. I'm not
sure what that was because the eye stayed closed.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Just logging up.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
You're better than the bed. I'm lucky.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Just thing you got your voice. Salmonella on line waiting
for goodness. He can also help you out his name
Salt and Pepper.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Now that was a stretch.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Salmon Polo sitting on line one.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Sadly lets me know that is okay? Yeah, you're okay
and the home is war my.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Good dad Stock. What do you think, Maya? Do you
want to go? Do you want to go to sal?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I need a second?

Speaker 7 (13:45):
Okay, crazy, honest thing, but Sally.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I hope you're listening.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
I can.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Okay, I I am gonna call up sal sal This
song didn't go platinum in my mom's car, but it
was it was like a it was silver maybe a gold.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Rap B side.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I know it, but I don't know it.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Sally in the rain. You know the song, sir?

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Is it smile my uncle Cracker?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
What do you think, Maya? Do you agree with him?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Run with South?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
That would be one hundred percent correctly, well.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Done, Sal, incredible work, Saltine Cracker.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Saltine Cracker. That's uncle crackers first names South Filfrey to
ask us to stop at any time? It does not,
We might not, but you could ask. All right, Sal
helping Maya out here?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
She's four for four the old school square off two
songs left.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
What's gonna happen? What's the next song? We'll find out.
We'll find out. After this song, we're gonna play j
and then we'll call that more old school square? Can
I have hold off two songs to go for a
hundred percent?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Can we take you about it?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
I take it well, but we take what I love
about late nineties songs? Mine say what an outro?

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Which which is?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I've got thirty thirty nine.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Second this it's an incredible outro. And you know what
else I noticed in the intro that Will Smith at
some point was ad living the like record scratch.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Sid yep, go on you let me think at the
beginning perfect show. I feel like there's some who like
there's some mouth mouth instruments going on. Yeah that, but no,
there's also.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Where was it it was? I remember when I played
this for.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
You without he's doing it himself.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
It's incredible, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Nineties.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
We're in the middle of your old school square for
sit you out. My show ninety six five Kiss FM.
My is four songs strong.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
This is the Will Smith Show today, folks for for.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Who for for her to make Tanya the winner, she
has to miss the next two songs straight through. For Micah,
she's got to miss one of the next two. And
for Salvador, HM, Dolly, yes, droopy clocks. I love those
droopy kloks.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Love a droopy clock. Come on, all right, here we
go for Salvador. We're doing this. Here's the next song
in the old school square. Just a slight giggle, just
a slight giggle. My what song is it?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
But what did you think it was?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well? Give me a second, Okay, okay, it's the Cup
song by Anna Kendrick.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
That's coach perfect, that's correct. Cups, Anna Kendrick, cups. Thank
you you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Oh man, sorry, Tanya, appreciate you. The cup at the
beginning of it is so like terrifyingly recognizable. It was
almost like a trauma reaction when I heard it. So
I was in about middle school, I think when this
all happened, maybe early high school. This song was everywhere,

(17:07):
and as aforementioned, I was in the middle school drama club.
So you can imagine how many people around me, A
lot of people doing the cup song constantly.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
People bring in their own cuss with anything around them,
bringing bringing the glass cups song, and no matter what.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Johnny brought his dad's beer mug for some reason, and
it just.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Like good right on there, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
All right, we're gonna we're in a rare position five
for five old school square. If it comes down to
this song, it's either going to sal or, it's going
to Mike and we're talking monster Jam tickets.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
By the way, who let's go this.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
This this probably an Elki's playlist, but not not when
you thought it might be.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I'm scared you might not have been around for it.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I have fear.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Fun fact, before I play this, this was the first
song I knew all the lyrics to ever when I
was I was probably seven years old.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Do you want to know what mine was? Yes, bye
bye bye bye and sync.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Correct, that's factual.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
What if that was the song? No, I mean, it
wouldn't be No, wouldn't that be fun?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Different ages? Wait?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, what if I just never learned a song until
I was like fourteen?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, which still I said seven, I'm not here for math.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Well intro on this bad boy.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Intros, outros, we'll take them all the.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Tros median intros.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
Sound.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I think that's an interlude.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Interlude, im.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
You can Maya's completely lost so you can read me.
That doesn't that face doesn't have many meanings.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Frecking roless singing boss.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Listen to the words. I knew the lyrics to these
words song. It's seven years old, that's crazy. Before he
got his hands across the state line, I was singing
at seven.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Your parents who were just laughing and laughing with my mullet.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Oh my dad, i' mulling it out.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
You are your son?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Ye heat no candy solt.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
My head nodded just way, don't say that. I want
to hear the song. Maybe it'll be to vine in
my head somehow.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
You know, I just got triggered.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Shut listening back. Very problematic. My seven my seven year
old asked me the lyrics of this song.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
It's it's no bye bye bye, No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
This came out when I was six, actually, Mike, I
was my son's age.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Do you not hear him singing this every word?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
What do you think I'm gonna go? Once?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Beaten twice shy once?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
What once?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't know. I thought it was beaten is what
it's like?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
What do you think the band is?

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I know this band. It's Leonyard Skinner Leonard, so.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
It doesn't count. But do you know this band?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Please?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Funny Rot, maybe sunny Rot. I think he just said
two words.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
This is what I did too, Bitten twice, shy by
the Great White Jesus. Yeah, that was a ringer.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I don't think Jesus was in this band.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
He decidedly was not. You knew, didn't you?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
You know you're doing You're going to the monster jam
my friend. Congratulations, thank you, thank you, you are welcome.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I fought hard. Sorry, sal congrats, Micah.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's just we're all going to listen to Great White
in their mulletasticness this week. Mike, did you promise to
listen to Great White this weekend?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Problem?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
There we go. Four tickets for you to the Monster Jam.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
My friend, you have a blasted tight I'm gonna get
more info from you.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
My appreciate you friend.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hey, happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Let's get you a thousand bucks after this stand by.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Cleveland Clinic, UH and Metro. Thanks for listening to ninety
six five Kiss FM.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
So Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss FM. Hey doing
one more day of crappy X stories for Blue Hair
and Brewery. We'll get you out there and get you
fifty bucks and then you could be included for the
Gallantines Day in their nice hot igloos out there on
the patio.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
One hundred and fifty bucks for your food in your beverage.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Wow, that's mine from Sales by the way, wowing my
Super Bowl Sunday.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Do you care? Are we rooting for anyone?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh? I thought you were gonna ask me about a
crappy X. Sorry, I'm gonna remind you how mine dmd
you on Instagram one time. Yeah, that was crazy.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
That's a juicy story.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
That sure was fun.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
What's juicier is dressed like a seal?

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Okay, this is a Super Bowl ad for Sunday from
Mountain Dew Baja blast.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
From alive you ready, Oh my god, Yeah, describe what
you're looking at, Maya. That's the head of seal on
the body of seals.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yes, whytch, you're trying to catch the bajas blast bat
of Ready.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
He can't hold mountain.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Because he's got little paws, little seal.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
Pause.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
It looks depressed.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
And look now there's like he has a whole group
of seals. I don't I don't know what to do
with this Sharks maybe I think so.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
And that Mountain Do guy who wears that big green coat,
he's still going this is crazy. You know that Mountain
Do guy came to a Guardian's game he did next year,
and he threw a first pitch.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
What's his name?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I think he's called like the Dude. He's the dude,
the Mountain Dude, the mountain Dude.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
Yes, the mountain Dew.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Actually his name?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I don't know what to do with this mountain new commercial.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I'm speechless.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, I guess like the seeing your face the first
time you saw Seal's face, you have to I'll put this.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
On your Instagram story because it needs to be seen.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
It's just crazy and the fact that they paid Seal
enough money to be like, hey, okay, I'll sing this
Mountain Dew Baja Blast song.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I think that the Super Bowl brings out such interesting
and strange facets.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Of our This image makes me feel weird.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I thought better of Seal.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I'm here for I'm here for his participation.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm just weirded out by the image of seal head
on a seal body.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah. No, it's a weird image, right, there's no other
description for that, but just weird. The off putting beyond
the pale, maybe I guess there was.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
A bunch of beyond the pale, pale. What's beyond the pale?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Is that not beyond the seal, beyond the pail, outside
of bounds of Okay, beyond the pail, it's perfect.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Actually, something right outside the bounds of acceptability is sealed
the singer's head on seal the body's body.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Can I give you a fun fact please, I've never
tried Baja Blast. I just I love just a regular
mountain dew like a code red I've just never tried
by I don't have.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
But why it's so good is what is it? Describe it?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
To me, there is no way to know.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
You need to though, entice me to try it. Okay,
give me the flavor profile.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
No, imagine, imagine forget everything you know about Mountain dew. Okay,
imagine the best like energy drink you've ever drank. Okay,
incredibly refreshing, no like aspartamey weird back flavor or anything.
And then like mix that with a McDonald's sprite that's

(24:59):
like so but like makes your eyes water, yes, And
then mash all of that together with the feeling of
being on a vacation, like the day that you arrive
and you get off of your minivan or your plane
and there's a palm tree and you haven't seen a
palm tree in a long time, that feeling McDonald's sprite. Yeah,
the greatest energy drink you've ever had. And then take

(25:22):
a set.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
I'm just picturing it's a Memora, it's saltwater.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, it's so good. You are missing out.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I'm maybe off to try one.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
You have to, you must.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
I also have another maya sound bite.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Too fine, whatever, it's worth it if you try it.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Did you have my issue? In ninety six five? Kids
have them?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Crappy is actually Cleveland will score fifty bucks to Blue
hairn Brewery in Madona. You can call in with yours
now two one six five seventy eight ninety six five. Oh,
Josh and Kent is up first, Josh, tell me about
your crappy X.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
It was a guy I met in in a bar.
It was a bartender. We hit it off, we decided
to move in together. And I've always heard the term,
you know, if you meet him in the bar, you
will lose him to a bar. Well, turns out I
ended up losing him to a guy at the bar.
We went out for his birthday one night and we

(26:20):
went to the bar he worked at, and he got
a little handsy with another one of the patrons who
actually thought he you know, he waits on all the time.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
And I was in school at the time in Kent,
living in Niles and making the drive. So one day
I came home from school early, without you know, anticipation,
and found them together.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
That's not good.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Yeah, what happened? Then he denied everything, denied everything? And
then after wait, how did he deny?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Did you catch him right handed?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Didn't catch him doing anything? They were they were on
the couch when I got in there. They had were
fully clothed, but they were a little too close.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
And I'm not not stupid.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
I mean, what will come down? But basically, you know,
I end up, we end up breaking it off, and
like two weeks later they're dating.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Oh look at that. You were right all along, Josh.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, I usually go with my guts.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
So yeah, I think you should continue to go with
your gut.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
My friend, yeah, two.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
One seven ninety six five. Oh, you got the crappiest
X in Cleveland. Best storts gets you fifty bucks to
blue Hair. Gotty good luck and hooking you up fifty
bucks to blue Hair. If you get the crappiest X
in Cleveland, let's talk to g on the program. Next,
she's on a larriage. Good afternoon, Aiggeray, gee, tell me
about your crappy X.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Okay, so it was my birthday and it was a weekday,
so I just went, you know, to dinner with some friends.
On behold, I went to dinner and I see my
ex at a table with like candle lights and a
little decorated assert for.

Speaker 8 (27:51):
Date night with my boss.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Oh no, what, yep?

Speaker 6 (27:57):
What?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
It was a little awkward. Obviously, Ahea didn't say anything,
but yeah, that was interesting to get home.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
And be like, so, how was your day?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
And what did he say when you asked how his
day was before you told him what was going on?

Speaker 4 (28:10):
He said, oh, yeah, you know, I just wanted to
play basketball with the guy.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Oh bye, that's what you said.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Bye?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Two one six ninety six y five? Oh how was
your ex? Crappy?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Best story in Cleveland gets you fifty bucks to Blue
Haired Brewery and with Dina, and he's qualified for the
Galentine Same Weather.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
He glues, good luck.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Sit here on my issue with your hook up the
stage for ninety sixty five kiss at them.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
I'm talking about crappy ex's We've.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
All got in best story in Cleveland Today, I will
score fifty bucks to Blue Hair and Brewery down in
the Dina. Enjoy yourself and find cocktails, craft beers, a
delicious menu. I'm actually gonna be there this weekend. Uh so,
good luck. Let's go to our next contestant with Crappy
X Heather and Shardon. Heather, Good afternoon, Higgar allay, Hey,
heathery was your ex suck?

Speaker 8 (28:55):
My ex fiance cheated on me with my maid of honor,
who was awesome, my cousin.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
No, what Yeah, how did we discover this was happening?
What happened? Get me there?

Speaker 8 (29:06):
So he was being suspicious in the beginning of the
really like at the euro at the end of the relationship,
uh huh. And so I'm like, all right, whatever I
tried questioning him, didn't answer, And after he's left me,
I found.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Out like a week later that he's with her.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Now, oh, they didn't even wait a week. Are they
still together now?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Actually? No?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Oh, it's weird how that worked out, Heather, Yes, Oh
my god.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, that's that's when family you do. You're cheating on family,
that's yeah. You win. Congratulations, Oh thank you. You got
fifty bucks right off the Red Blue Hand Brewery.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Head down to Medina, enjoy yourself there with your girlies,
and then we'll get you qualified for the grand prize.
That's a Gallantine's Day and one of their heated igloos
out there on the patty.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
You've ever seen one of those?

Speaker 6 (29:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh yeah, well, pump it full all kinds of heat,
and then we'll give you fifty bucks to eat and drink.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
You don't eat the.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Money, we'll give you fifty one hundred and fifty for
food and beverage.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
If that wasn't clear, Oh, okay, there we go.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Congratulations and your X sucks. Yeah all right, Heather, hang on,
I'm gonna get some more info from you. Okay, i'bout
right that's what we got for that. If you want
to enter for your own, Galentine, say you can do
that now and get in one of those Elus blue
hair And just like I was talking about, head to
ninety six five TSFM, do.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
So, let's be smart about this.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I'm smart, so smart.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
It's time to smart you up, Cleveland. We're not gonna
be the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's fun fact of.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
The day, well knowledge nugget for your Friday. Take this
one to the bar this weekend. Place a couple of bets,
see if you can win some money. The reason we
capitalize the letter I is because writers in the thirteenth
and fourteenth centuries thought the lowercase I look too weak
for what it represented, like I, oh, not the letter
I in in ie. So if lowercase I is the

(30:53):
weakest letter, what's the strongest letter. I really think it's
a lowercase J because it's tiny. But you know, after
a couple of drinks, So kicky in the teeth? Did
Jeremiah show a ninety six to five KISSFM with your
Genius of the day. Someone has done something so stupid
at anything you've done pales in comparison. There are college
dorm pranks, and then well, there's whatever's going on here.

(31:13):
A man has been reportedly walking around Comstock Hall at
Harvard naked from the waist down. It's been reported he's
roaming the halls and has done it several times over
the past month, and even had a conversation with the
tutor who ran in him over the weekend. Security for
the undergraduate hall has been increased, but no one knows
who the man is or why he's poking around the

(31:34):
hall's half dressed. Harvard University Police spoke first in Stephen
Kentanano declined comment on the situation other than confirming the
man doesn't appear to be the student. He also didn't
take himself out of the suspect list. I just want
to throw that out there. That's just a by the way,
and also it's called Winnie the Pooing.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
Thanks for listening to that Jeremiah Show on demand. For more,
find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at Chase Shoe
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