May 8, 2025 • 19 mins
Jeanette wasn't expecting her bachelorette surprise, she she tell her fiance? Also one town all got high. We play Baked Banger for Wiz Khalifia and Sean Paul tickets. And a mosquito does what now?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You were essentially a statue for this thing. Right, this is.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
For you. It's a chair of my show, and this
is how you're going go it on my least side.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All our friends. It's Friday, Junior. There's a new pope
out there. He's American. His name is Louis New Pope Louie.
I'm not Catholic, so he really doesn't I don't under
I know kind of about it, but like I don't,
Pope Leo, see I messed it up already, Leo the
fourteenth out of Chicago. So that's breaking news for you
as we're rolling into the program today.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's probably the extent I'll talk about it.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Like I said, I'm not Catholic, so I really don't
have a whole lot of info on it. But I
want you to know because I like to inform you
when big things happen in the world. I also really
love to spread good vibes, good things happening in your life.
Would love to hear from you. You can text in
maybe you're pumped. The new Pope is a guy from America,
or there's a new pope.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Maybe you like this guy.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Spread the good vibes there you get to good new
job today.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Spread those es.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You have a delicious chicken salad. Spread those vibes as well.
You can text him and call them in two one
six five seven eight ninety six five O. It's all
about spreading that positivity and of course hooking you up.
I'll do the hooking up with Wallows Tickets on the
way at two forty five. That's the guy from thirteen Reasons.
Why if you don't, if you don't know, no, you know,
hit me up on the iHeart Radio app as well
(01:21):
with your vibes as we roll into it without casts,
rocket roll, Hall of Famers on Kiss f AP. Mamma
Graham's set to go out tomorrow. That was our latest
hookup for Mother's Day. Someone's moms are getting Teddy Swims
tickets hand delivered by myself at a barbershop quartete with
some flowers. We're gonna perform for them. I'm not gonna
perform anything. I'm just gonna be the hookup guy. Be
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on the lookout for our next hookup, which I was
just getting emails about.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You're not gonna want to miss it. Just to make
sure you're always listening to us on that for you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
How you heard radio app radio ears. You're you know
what I meant? Your AirPods? All right, good vibes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Now let's talk to Kelsey with a good vibe.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Vibes you can bring yours in on the text of
two one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
how about Kelsey? What you got spread the good vibes?
Tell me something good that happened to you today?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Today was my best friend's birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, tonight?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Get together?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
No?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I had to work, but we worked together, so I
had decorated our office.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
How sweet are you? You might be the best best
friend ever.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I know she loved it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What was there a theme to this decorating or what
was it?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Was?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Just happy birthday themed?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Just happy birthday theme? And I brought Duncan donuts.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Now having having a bestie, do you guys have uh?
Do you guys have like any sort of inside jokes
that you can say, like one word and both of
you know exactly what it is and giggle uncontrollably.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
We'll be like, like, how sneaky does unders say?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
How do you spell that? Spell that for me? Like
m M E RP Okay, that's what I thought you said?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, you know with the phone, it sounds a little different.
But yeah, no m E RP is what I was
thinking on how you murp? What context to use a merp? Okay,
I love it. I'm here for the silliness. I mean,
you've listened to the show. You know I'm here for
the silliness.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Kelsey, Well, have a great day. I hope your friend
have the best birthday ever.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
All right, bye, money So Jeremiah Shaw on ninety six
five Kiss FM gets you to Wallows. They're kind of
do Jakins Pavilion. We'll get you those tickets about two
forty five on the program. But let's spread the good vibes.
Good things happening in your life. That's what's going on there.
People checking in on the text, mister Grim checking in.
Appreciate you, my dude. Ah wait, sorry, I'm just reading through.
(03:37):
I should probably do that during the song. All right,
let's get to I Love Sandwich. Matt our Boy on
the program Love Sandwich.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What's up in?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Welcome, welcome, please please do it. I'd love to hear him.
I am my friend.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Let me use his car, beces my car due to
crack the rim yesterday when I hit.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That pot hole, I couldn't get it. For those listening,
if you don't have our text log in which it's
really just me, I love sandwich. Having a rough one yesterday,
I did my best to get him through it, but
we turned it around today.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, I love sandwich. Yes, sir, I love it. I'm
here for it.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
And it looks like I'm reading back through our text
a wire on the alternator. You rig that bad boy
up and you're rolling again. Absolutely, dog, there we go.
That's I mean, that's what we do. That's how we
spin poo poo situations and it not so poo poo situations.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Love sandwich, Yes, I love it well, so I got
to know.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
If you don't know, we call love Sandwich Matho because
his lovely bride makes him love sandwiches. Every day she
prepares him a lunch. What'd you have today, love sandwich?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I had love leftovers? What were the leftovers?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Hamburger helper, Italian shells and cheese?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
That was she was different, but good. I'm here for
of course I had the bread and made a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yes, did you?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Was it the Italian shells and cheese? Because your wife's
a big fan of the new Pope?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is that why?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I don't think so either.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Just a coincidence, all right, Love Sandwich always great to
hear fear me and my friend.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I appreciate you spreading those good vibes. Brother, Yes, sir,
thank you. We'll talk to you. Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Let's get you to see the wallows at Jacob Pavilion
after this. Did you're on my show A ninety six
to five kiss FM Jen and Cleveland? You're college twelve?
You're going to Waller? Hey girl, let's go. What's going
on in your world today?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Jen?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Spread the good vibes with me.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I'm not much just feeling good in the rainy Cleveland.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
By toler weather.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Is it raining now?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
They locked me in this dungeon at one fifty five.
They don't let me out to my shows over so
I have no windows in here. I don't know what's
going There's a new Pope, right that happened today?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yes, it didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Actually, my daughter texted me in the middle of the
school day telling me.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
That it happened.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That doesn't seem like that's that seems like that's breaking
some rules at school.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Yeah, just a little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well there you go. What are you guys getting into tonight?
You and your daughter are doing anything fun?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
No, she works tonight and I'm childless, so I'm just
gonna enjoy some mom time.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Can I can? I?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Can I say something in a safe space really quick?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You don't seem to me like you you have a
daughter who is able to go out in the world
and work.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You seem way too young for that. Aha.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, thank you, yeah a couple.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Thank you for taking that as a compliment and not
just cursing me out immediately.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It happens from time to time. All right, Well, Jen,
tell your daughter. I said, Hi, you guys have a
great time at Wallows at Jacob Pavilion on the first.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Okay, sounds good. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I appreciate you. Hang on, let me get that info.
We got more Wallows tickets for you tomorrow on the show.
But how about a thousand bucks and then a cleveling
confessional that is in your immediate future coming up next
on Kiss FM. Sit you're on my show ninety sixty
five Kiss FM. Let me get your cleaning confessional coming up.
At three twenty, Janette's got a secret.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I am getting married and my friends decided it'd be
a great idea to hire my ex for what.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
To be the photographer? You know it's not find out.
At five twenty, let's look to Laurie on the show. Now, Laurie,
were you looking for the Wallows tickets or do you
just want.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
To say hi to me?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Well?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I wanted to say hi, but I always calling the.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Open for the wall jan pulled them off today, but
still coming up. I've got Whisky leefa Shan Paul four
forty five, and then I'll have more Wallows tickets coming.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Up tomorrow on the show too.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Okay, okay, great?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Right, Hey, do me a favorite before you go. We do.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
We spread good vibes on the show from time to time.
Tell me something good that happened to you today in
your life.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Something good to happen to me today, A small moment,
a big moment. I got this from the day with
my daughter.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
At mommy daughter.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, yeah, what is your great?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
What did you guys do today?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Shop?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh? Are you guys big thrifters?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
What is your I know because there's a variety of
products that you can get when you're thrift shopping. Now,
do you flip these and sell like uh Jeff Gordon
t shirts from nineteen ninety two for like seventy five
dollars on the internet?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Or what are we thrifting for anything that?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Well, she uses a lot of stuff for her business.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
So she refurbishes it.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
And then she'll use it for like we're set up
or I love it to resell.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Get an email from our sales manager yelling at me,
but I like you and I want to give your
daughter a free plug.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Tell me, tell me her business. Where can we find her?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
It's called Haven and Hughes, And she will be at
the uh farmers market down in the valley and it's
in Bath, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Also the Merriman Valley over there, Yeah valley, the Akron
Valley is.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
The one we're referring to it.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
If you don't know, right, right, is that this weekend
here the National Park?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Right is that this weekend Hans and Hughes.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
She does Croshane and.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Knitty love it is she on the ground.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
She is on the gram.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yes, do you know the grid?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Haven and Hughes. Just look for Haven and Hughes on
the GRAM and we'll find her.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Right.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Well, I'm glad you guys had such a great day.
Thanks for spreading the good vibes on the show.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Thank you. I have a wonderful day.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You do.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Bye, stick around.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I got a thousand bucks for you after Halsey less
than three minutes away on Kiss FM.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You've got secrets.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
We love secrets. If you he her, the better. This
is the Cleveland Confessionals.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Will not see the cleaning confessional for you on the
Jar Maya Show. If you have a secret, you can't
tell the people in your life. We are your outlet.
We are your safe space. We're just broadcasting it on
the radio. Shoot us a DM you menonymous if you want,
We'll change your voice whatever you want to do. But
it's all about getting it off your chest. Let's call
our confessor today. This is Jeanette.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Hi is Janette available?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yeah? This is she.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Hey Jeanette, it's the Jar Maya Show. Ninety six five
kids apt that maker all? Hi, Hi God Jeanette, Welcome
into the show. I'm calling you about the DM you senters,
do you remember saying you had a cleaning confessional and
slide into the DMS.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Uh yeah, yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yes, Okay, I'm here to collect on your secret.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
If you have the time to chat with us. Do
you have a few minutes? I do, Yeah, Janette, tell
me when you're ready. What do you want to confess?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Well, I'm getting married, and my friends through a bachelor
party for me where they decided it'd be a great
idea to hire.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
My ex as the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Not nice, that's not nice.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And okay, are we all under the understanding of the
what we all be in my entertainment here?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay? It was dancing? Yeah, yeah, Well.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Okay, why though, what what got us to this point?
Because it doesn't seem like it'd be something you request
for your ex boyfriend to dance for you for your
bachelorette party.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Explain what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It was a total.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Surprise and it was totally planned for me, which was
great and I mean it was a great time. But
they ended up hiring him and I didn't even know
he was a dancer or did that sort of thing.
But we went out like sophomore year of high school
and we broke up and he was a really talented
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athlete in high school. And I don't know how, but
whatever's happened.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He ended up being a strooper.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I I just I was mortified.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I didn't know how to even react, right, And I
mean he would I mean, he's he was good. You know,
he's super high. He was good at what he does.
But I mean, I just feel really guilty about the
whole thing, Like, do do I need to tell my
fiance about this?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
So as you said sophomore year, I mean, that's that's
not like a super be that's not a super serio.
I don't remember the high school. I was friend zoned
the whole time in my life, Jeannette. So I don't
know if sophomore boyfriend is like serious enough for him
not to be able to dance naked in front of
you before you get married.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's the question I don't know the answer to.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I don't either, And I that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I haven't seen him in so long.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
But I still don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I just am feeling guilty about it.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I get it because because at face value, you're you
saw your x's naughty bits and you are engaged to
be married. That is the face value sentence of the
whole thing. But I think I feel like there's a
little gray area in there because A you didn't know,
so you were putting an awkward spot when all of
a sudden, oh crap, that's my boyfriend from high school.
And then like like it's it's a long time ago too,
(12:17):
and you weren't into it, I mean outside of you
respecting a good male body, which is understandable.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't let me do this.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Let's let's ask the people, or a show for the
people of the people by the people, and see if
they think it's I definitely don't think it's cheating, because
you weren't like an active participant as much as a
uh you were. You were essentially a statue for this thing,
right right. You didn't ask you to apply any any
baby oil? Right, No baby oil was applied. Ahead, all right,
(12:48):
let's do this call her text in two one six
five seven eight ninety six five Ozho, Janette's friends hired
her ex boyfriend from high school to be the stripper
for a bachelorette party. Should she tell her fiance about it?
That is a question, Cleveland, What do you think? Two
one six five seven eight ninety six five Oho hit
us up on that free iHeart Radio app as well.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Red microphone is called a talkback.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Got something you want to confess?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Sends a DM Pat Chasha Radio Where said Jeremia show
on ninety six five Kiss FM Cleveland, talking about your
Cleveland Confessional today, Janette said, I'm.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Getting married and my friends decided to be a great
idea to hire my ex.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
As a stripper, and she feels weird about it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I get where the weirdness is coming from, but I'm like,
is it a weird thing that we need to confess
anything about? I got a talk back that's on that
iHeart Radio app Noon Improved for you. Click the red microphone.
It comes to me right here in the studio.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
This is I'm going.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
All I see is her email, So I'm gonna guess Chelsea.
Chelsea's talkback said this, it's.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Definitely not cheating, but if it's making her feel guilty,
she should talk to her.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Fiance about it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I see that, and I almost see I mean it
was a long time ago. I almost see it being
laughed off because it's it's just it's weird, right, Ashley
texted in the show, I tried to give her a call,
but apparently she's at work and can't answer, so so
I took her text and I had a robot say it.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
If the fiance is cool with her having a stripper.
In general, I feel like there's no need to say
who the stripper was.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
There, you go, two different schools have thought there. I
guess Janette shall have to go with her gut.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
On that one.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
This song just feels like the right song to play
right now. Whis Kalifa Sean Paul Tickets have got him
an hour from right now for y'all, I'll did You're
a Maya show.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's be smart about this.
I'm smart, so smart.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It's time to smart you up, Cleveland. We're not gonna
be the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's fun fact.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Of the day, Skeeter season right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, not not Skeeter from Doug.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Mosquitoes are about to pop up all over northeast Ohio.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't know if they're out yet.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
That's not your fun fact.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Your fun fact is about a mosquito and what happens
when it samples you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I said sample instead, of bite.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Did you know that a the mosquito needs to clear
room in its body for the blood, So that means
before it sucks, it's your blood out of you, it
peas on you.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Making I'm not saying anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I have a list of things I could say in
reference to that, but I will not. As a Family
show Why You So Jeremiah Show on ninety six y
five Kiss fam Hey, We'll get you a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Coming up in a four to ten on the program.
I do, I do want to take a second.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
This news breaking everywhere overnight and then confirmed this morning, unfortunately,
the tragic news the Bay Village student who was passed
away due to his injuries in a lacrosse game last night.
This happened in a game against Olmsted Falls. Dylan Veselic,
sixteen year old sophomore, passed away after something happening in
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the game. I wasn't there, and a lot of reports
are conflicting, so I'm not sure exactly what happened. But
I wanted to bring it up on my show because
you know, I talk about all the time being a
lacrosse coach, and just I can just echo the entire
lacrosse world here in northeast Ohio, heartbroken and thinking and
praying for the uh, for the family, for the Vesselic
family today as they're going through something absolutely imagine inimaginable, unimaginable.
(16:14):
A lot of people saying the family write writing deeply
touched by the overwhelming support and kindness shown through the
community and beyond this story on Fox eight. By the way,
Dylan was a dedicated student athlete heartbroken by his loss
at Bay Village.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Is Superintendent's gott Priebels.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And just just the sad moment of a of a
just a thing that that happens sometimes in sports, albeit
how rare. It is a lot of people showing tribute
by putting their lacrosse sticks on their front doors in
tribute to the entire family in the Bay Village hockey program.
So I mean, is a lacrosse dad. It's it's it's
(16:51):
a scary story to read, but it's it's, man, it
just sucks. That's I think the best way to put it.
So I just wanted to get out there in case
you didn't catch you today, just be thinking of the
whole Bay Village community, in the Olmsted Falls community as well,
because I'm sure it was a traumatic moment for them
as well. And anyone who has a kid who straps
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up a helmet, picks up a lacross stick and runs
on the field, boys, girls, no matter what age it's
it's the worst thing you could.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Ever happen, want to happen on a field.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
So I want to put it out there, thoughts impressed
to the Baselic family in the whole community. All Right,
did you on my show on ninety six y five
KISFM with.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Your genius of the day.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Somebody's done something that bad.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Anything you've done bales in comparison your genius today. Coming
to us straight from the State. A nacho battery situation
down in flow Ryder. Alison Swann facing battery charges for
allegedly attacking her wife with a fist full of nachos.
This happened in Port Saint Lucy on Saturday, round three am.
(17:55):
Allison was playing video games in the living room and
saw her wife wife making nachos. Notose at three am,
we know what's going on there?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
The wife was forty, told police.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Alison told her it was too late to nachos and
made a comment about her weight, so they started arguing.
Then Alison grabbed a handful of cheesy nachos no clue
if their liquid or shredded, and shoved them down the
back of the wife's pants.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
She also.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
As she changed into new pants, Alis had attacked her again,
according to her wife, pushing her against the wall, slaming
her head to the floor, ending up with a knot
on her forehead. She also held her down and used
her fingers to fishhook her by the cheeks, while telling.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Her she was the one in charge.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
This is aggressive. At some point, the wife managed to
call a friend. Police came showed up and arrested Alison
for domestic battery. She claimed her wife was just drunk
and rolled around in the nachos after throwing them against
the wall, but parts of her story didn't line up,
and the cops said they found nacho cheese inside the
victim's pants.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
She's not allowed to have contact.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
With their wife for now, but they live together, so
police said she could go get her stuff if they
went with her. Probably just leave the torchilla chips at home.
I would just buy new tortilla chips at that point,
and I almost so curious to type the cheese that
was used in the Nacho assault yet it check.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
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You were essentially a statue for this thing. Right, this is.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
For you. It's a chair of my show, and this
is how you're going go it on my least side.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All our friends. It's Friday, Junior. There's a new pope
out there. He's American. His name is Louis New Pope Louie.
I'm not Catholic, so he really doesn't I don't under
I know kind of about it, but like I don't,
Pope Leo, see I messed it up already, Leo the
fourteenth out of Chicago. So that's breaking news for you
as we're rolling into the program today.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's probably the extent I'll talk about it.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Like I said, I'm not Catholic, so I really don't
have a whole lot of info on it. But I
want you to know because I like to inform you
when big things happen in the world. I also really
love to spread good vibes, good things happening in your life.
Would love to hear from you. You can text in
maybe you're pumped. The new Pope is a guy from America,
or there's a new pope.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Maybe you like this guy.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Spread the good vibes there you get to good new
job today.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Spread those es.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You have a delicious chicken salad. Spread those vibes as well.
You can text him and call them in two one
six five seven eight ninety six five O. It's all
about spreading that positivity and of course hooking you up.
I'll do the hooking up with Wallows Tickets on the
way at two forty five. That's the guy from thirteen Reasons.
Why if you don't, if you don't know, no, you know,
hit me up on the iHeart Radio app as well
(01:21):
with your vibes as we roll into it without casts,
rocket roll, Hall of Famers on Kiss f AP. Mamma
Graham's set to go out tomorrow. That was our latest
hookup for Mother's Day. Someone's moms are getting Teddy Swims
tickets hand delivered by myself at a barbershop quartete with
some flowers. We're gonna perform for them. I'm not gonna
perform anything. I'm just gonna be the hookup guy. Be
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on the lookout for our next hookup, which I was
just getting emails about.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You're not gonna want to miss it. Just to make
sure you're always listening to us on that for you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
How you heard radio app radio ears. You're you know
what I meant? Your AirPods? All right, good vibes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Now let's talk to Kelsey with a good vibe.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Vibes you can bring yours in on the text of
two one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
how about Kelsey? What you got spread the good vibes?
Tell me something good that happened to you today?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Today was my best friend's birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, tonight?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Get together?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
No?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I had to work, but we worked together, so I
had decorated our office.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
How sweet are you? You might be the best best
friend ever.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I know she loved it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What was there a theme to this decorating or what
was it?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Was?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Just happy birthday themed?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Just happy birthday theme? And I brought Duncan donuts.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Now having having a bestie, do you guys have uh?
Do you guys have like any sort of inside jokes
that you can say, like one word and both of
you know exactly what it is and giggle uncontrollably.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
We'll be like, like, how sneaky does unders say?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
How do you spell that? Spell that for me? Like
m M E RP Okay, that's what I thought you said?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, you know with the phone, it sounds a little different.
But yeah, no m E RP is what I was
thinking on how you murp? What context to use a merp? Okay,
I love it. I'm here for the silliness. I mean,
you've listened to the show. You know I'm here for
the silliness.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Kelsey, Well, have a great day. I hope your friend
have the best birthday ever.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
All right, bye, money So Jeremiah Shaw on ninety six
five Kiss FM gets you to Wallows. They're kind of
do Jakins Pavilion. We'll get you those tickets about two
forty five on the program. But let's spread the good vibes.
Good things happening in your life. That's what's going on there.
People checking in on the text, mister Grim checking in.
Appreciate you, my dude. Ah wait, sorry, I'm just reading through.
(03:37):
I should probably do that during the song. All right,
let's get to I Love Sandwich. Matt our Boy on
the program Love Sandwich.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What's up in?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Welcome, welcome, please please do it. I'd love to hear him.
I am my friend.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Let me use his car, beces my car due to
crack the rim yesterday when I hit.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That pot hole, I couldn't get it. For those listening,
if you don't have our text log in which it's
really just me, I love sandwich. Having a rough one yesterday,
I did my best to get him through it, but
we turned it around today.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, I love sandwich. Yes, sir, I love it. I'm
here for it.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
And it looks like I'm reading back through our text
a wire on the alternator. You rig that bad boy
up and you're rolling again. Absolutely, dog, there we go.
That's I mean, that's what we do. That's how we
spin poo poo situations and it not so poo poo situations.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Love sandwich, Yes, I love it well, so I got
to know.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
If you don't know, we call love Sandwich Matho because
his lovely bride makes him love sandwiches. Every day she
prepares him a lunch. What'd you have today, love sandwich?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I had love leftovers? What were the leftovers?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Hamburger helper, Italian shells and cheese?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
That was she was different, but good. I'm here for
of course I had the bread and made a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yes, did you?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Was it the Italian shells and cheese? Because your wife's
a big fan of the new Pope?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is that why?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I don't think so either.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Just a coincidence, all right, Love Sandwich always great to
hear fear me and my friend.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I appreciate you spreading those good vibes. Brother, Yes, sir,
thank you. We'll talk to you. Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Let's get you to see the wallows at Jacob Pavilion
after this. Did you're on my show A ninety six
to five kiss FM Jen and Cleveland? You're college twelve?
You're going to Waller? Hey girl, let's go. What's going
on in your world today?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Jen?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Spread the good vibes with me.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I'm not much just feeling good in the rainy Cleveland.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
By toler weather.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Is it raining now?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
They locked me in this dungeon at one fifty five.
They don't let me out to my shows over so
I have no windows in here. I don't know what's
going There's a new Pope, right that happened today?
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yes, it didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Actually, my daughter texted me in the middle of the
school day telling me.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
That it happened.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That doesn't seem like that's that seems like that's breaking
some rules at school.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Yeah, just a little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well there you go. What are you guys getting into tonight?
You and your daughter are doing anything fun?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
No, she works tonight and I'm childless, so I'm just
gonna enjoy some mom time.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Can I can? I?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Can I say something in a safe space really quick?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You don't seem to me like you you have a
daughter who is able to go out in the world
and work.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You seem way too young for that. Aha.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, thank you, yeah a couple.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Thank you for taking that as a compliment and not
just cursing me out immediately.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It happens from time to time. All right, Well, Jen,
tell your daughter. I said, Hi, you guys have a
great time at Wallows at Jacob Pavilion on the first.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Okay, sounds good. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I appreciate you. Hang on, let me get that info.
We got more Wallows tickets for you tomorrow on the show.
But how about a thousand bucks and then a cleveling
confessional that is in your immediate future coming up next
on Kiss FM. Sit you're on my show ninety sixty
five Kiss FM. Let me get your cleaning confessional coming up.
At three twenty, Janette's got a secret.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I am getting married and my friends decided it'd be
a great idea to hire my ex for what.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
To be the photographer? You know it's not find out.
At five twenty, let's look to Laurie on the show. Now, Laurie,
were you looking for the Wallows tickets or do you
just want.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
To say hi to me?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Well?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I wanted to say hi, but I always calling the.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Open for the wall jan pulled them off today, but
still coming up. I've got Whisky leefa Shan Paul four
forty five, and then I'll have more Wallows tickets coming.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Up tomorrow on the show too.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Okay, okay, great?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Right, Hey, do me a favorite before you go. We do.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
We spread good vibes on the show from time to time.
Tell me something good that happened to you today in
your life.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Something good to happen to me today, A small moment,
a big moment. I got this from the day with
my daughter.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
At mommy daughter.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, yeah, what is your great?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
What did you guys do today?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Shop?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh? Are you guys big thrifters?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
What is your I know because there's a variety of
products that you can get when you're thrift shopping. Now,
do you flip these and sell like uh Jeff Gordon
t shirts from nineteen ninety two for like seventy five
dollars on the internet?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Or what are we thrifting for anything that?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Well, she uses a lot of stuff for her business.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
So she refurbishes it.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
And then she'll use it for like we're set up
or I love it to resell.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Get an email from our sales manager yelling at me,
but I like you and I want to give your
daughter a free plug.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Tell me, tell me her business. Where can we find her?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
It's called Haven and Hughes, And she will be at
the uh farmers market down in the valley and it's
in Bath, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Also the Merriman Valley over there, Yeah valley, the Akron
Valley is.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
The one we're referring to it.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
If you don't know, right, right, is that this weekend
here the National Park?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Right is that this weekend Hans and Hughes.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
She does Croshane and.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Knitty love it is she on the ground.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
She is on the gram.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yes, do you know the grid?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Haven and Hughes. Just look for Haven and Hughes on
the GRAM and we'll find her.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Right.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Well, I'm glad you guys had such a great day.
Thanks for spreading the good vibes on the show.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Thank you. I have a wonderful day.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You do.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Bye, stick around.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I got a thousand bucks for you after Halsey less
than three minutes away on Kiss FM.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You've got secrets.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
We love secrets. If you he her, the better. This
is the Cleveland Confessionals.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Will not see the cleaning confessional for you on the
Jar Maya Show. If you have a secret, you can't
tell the people in your life. We are your outlet.
We are your safe space. We're just broadcasting it on
the radio. Shoot us a DM you menonymous if you want,
We'll change your voice whatever you want to do. But
it's all about getting it off your chest. Let's call
our confessor today. This is Jeanette.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Hi is Janette available?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yeah? This is she.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Hey Jeanette, it's the Jar Maya Show. Ninety six five
kids apt that maker all? Hi, Hi God Jeanette, Welcome
into the show. I'm calling you about the DM you senters,
do you remember saying you had a cleaning confessional and
slide into the DMS.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Uh yeah, yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yes, Okay, I'm here to collect on your secret.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
If you have the time to chat with us. Do
you have a few minutes? I do, Yeah, Janette, tell
me when you're ready. What do you want to confess?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Well, I'm getting married, and my friends through a bachelor
party for me where they decided it'd be a great
idea to hire.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
My ex as the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Not nice, that's not nice.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And okay, are we all under the understanding of the
what we all be in my entertainment here?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay? It was dancing? Yeah, yeah, Well.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Okay, why though, what what got us to this point?
Because it doesn't seem like it'd be something you request
for your ex boyfriend to dance for you for your
bachelorette party.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Explain what happened.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It was a total.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Surprise and it was totally planned for me, which was
great and I mean it was a great time. But
they ended up hiring him and I didn't even know
he was a dancer or did that sort of thing.
But we went out like sophomore year of high school
and we broke up and he was a really talented
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athlete in high school. And I don't know how, but
whatever's happened.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He ended up being a strooper.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I I just I was mortified.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I didn't know how to even react, right, And I
mean he would I mean, he's he was good. You know,
he's super high. He was good at what he does.
But I mean, I just feel really guilty about the
whole thing, Like, do do I need to tell my
fiance about this?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
So as you said sophomore year, I mean, that's that's
not like a super be that's not a super serio.
I don't remember the high school. I was friend zoned
the whole time in my life, Jeannette. So I don't
know if sophomore boyfriend is like serious enough for him
not to be able to dance naked in front of
you before you get married.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's the question I don't know the answer to.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I don't either, And I that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I haven't seen him in so long.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
But I still don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I just am feeling guilty about it.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I get it because because at face value, you're you
saw your x's naughty bits and you are engaged to
be married. That is the face value sentence of the
whole thing. But I think I feel like there's a
little gray area in there because A you didn't know,
so you were putting an awkward spot when all of
a sudden, oh crap, that's my boyfriend from high school.
And then like like it's it's a long time ago too,
(12:17):
and you weren't into it, I mean outside of you
respecting a good male body, which is understandable.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't let me do this.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Let's let's ask the people, or a show for the
people of the people by the people, and see if
they think it's I definitely don't think it's cheating, because
you weren't like an active participant as much as a
uh you were. You were essentially a statue for this thing,
right right. You didn't ask you to apply any any
baby oil? Right, No baby oil was applied. Ahead, all right,
(12:48):
let's do this call her text in two one six
five seven eight ninety six five Ozho, Janette's friends hired
her ex boyfriend from high school to be the stripper
for a bachelorette party. Should she tell her fiance about it?
That is a question, Cleveland, What do you think? Two
one six five seven eight ninety six five Oho hit
us up on that free iHeart Radio app as well.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Red microphone is called a talkback.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Got something you want to confess?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Sends a DM Pat Chasha Radio Where said Jeremia show
on ninety six five Kiss FM Cleveland, talking about your
Cleveland Confessional today, Janette said, I'm.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Getting married and my friends decided to be a great
idea to hire my ex.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
As a stripper, and she feels weird about it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I get where the weirdness is coming from, but I'm like,
is it a weird thing that we need to confess
anything about? I got a talk back that's on that
iHeart Radio app Noon Improved for you. Click the red microphone.
It comes to me right here in the studio.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
This is I'm going.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
All I see is her email, So I'm gonna guess Chelsea.
Chelsea's talkback said this, it's.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Definitely not cheating, but if it's making her feel guilty,
she should talk to her.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Fiance about it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I see that, and I almost see I mean it
was a long time ago. I almost see it being
laughed off because it's it's just it's weird, right, Ashley
texted in the show, I tried to give her a call,
but apparently she's at work and can't answer, so so
I took her text and I had a robot say it.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
If the fiance is cool with her having a stripper.
In general, I feel like there's no need to say
who the stripper was.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
There, you go, two different schools have thought there. I
guess Janette shall have to go with her gut.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
On that one.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
This song just feels like the right song to play
right now. Whis Kalifa Sean Paul Tickets have got him
an hour from right now for y'all, I'll did You're
a Maya show.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's be smart about this.
I'm smart, so smart.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It's time to smart you up, Cleveland. We're not gonna
be the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's fun fact.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Of the day, Skeeter season right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, not not Skeeter from Doug.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Mosquitoes are about to pop up all over northeast Ohio.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't know if they're out yet.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
That's not your fun fact.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Your fun fact is about a mosquito and what happens
when it samples you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I said sample instead, of bite.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Did you know that a the mosquito needs to clear
room in its body for the blood, So that means
before it sucks, it's your blood out of you, it
peas on you.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Making I'm not saying anymore.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I have a list of things I could say in
reference to that, but I will not. As a Family
show Why You So Jeremiah Show on ninety six y
five Kiss fam Hey, We'll get you a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Coming up in a four to ten on the program.
I do, I do want to take a second.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
This news breaking everywhere overnight and then confirmed this morning, unfortunately,
the tragic news the Bay Village student who was passed
away due to his injuries in a lacrosse game last night.
This happened in a game against Olmsted Falls. Dylan Veselic,
sixteen year old sophomore, passed away after something happening in
(15:48):
the game. I wasn't there, and a lot of reports
are conflicting, so I'm not sure exactly what happened. But
I wanted to bring it up on my show because
you know, I talk about all the time being a
lacrosse coach, and just I can just echo the entire
lacrosse world here in northeast Ohio, heartbroken and thinking and
praying for the uh, for the family, for the Vesselic
family today as they're going through something absolutely imagine inimaginable, unimaginable.
(16:14):
A lot of people saying the family write writing deeply
touched by the overwhelming support and kindness shown through the
community and beyond this story on Fox eight. By the way,
Dylan was a dedicated student athlete heartbroken by his loss
at Bay Village.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Is Superintendent's gott Priebels.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And just just the sad moment of a of a
just a thing that that happens sometimes in sports, albeit
how rare. It is a lot of people showing tribute
by putting their lacrosse sticks on their front doors in
tribute to the entire family in the Bay Village hockey program.
So I mean, is a lacrosse dad. It's it's it's
(16:51):
a scary story to read, but it's it's, man, it
just sucks. That's I think the best way to put it.
So I just wanted to get out there in case
you didn't catch you today, just be thinking of the
whole Bay Village community, in the Olmsted Falls community as well,
because I'm sure it was a traumatic moment for them
as well. And anyone who has a kid who straps
(17:11):
up a helmet, picks up a lacross stick and runs
on the field, boys, girls, no matter what age it's
it's the worst thing you could.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Ever happen, want to happen on a field.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
So I want to put it out there, thoughts impressed
to the Baselic family in the whole community. All Right,
did you on my show on ninety six y five
KISFM with.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Your genius of the day.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Somebody's done something that bad.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Anything you've done bales in comparison your genius today. Coming
to us straight from the State. A nacho battery situation
down in flow Ryder. Alison Swann facing battery charges for
allegedly attacking her wife with a fist full of nachos.
This happened in Port Saint Lucy on Saturday, round three am.
(17:55):
Allison was playing video games in the living room and
saw her wife wife making nachos. Notose at three am,
we know what's going on there?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
The wife was forty, told police.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Alison told her it was too late to nachos and
made a comment about her weight, so they started arguing.
Then Alison grabbed a handful of cheesy nachos no clue
if their liquid or shredded, and shoved them down the
back of the wife's pants.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
She also.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
As she changed into new pants, Alis had attacked her again,
according to her wife, pushing her against the wall, slaming
her head to the floor, ending up with a knot
on her forehead. She also held her down and used
her fingers to fishhook her by the cheeks, while telling.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Her she was the one in charge.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
This is aggressive. At some point, the wife managed to
call a friend. Police came showed up and arrested Alison
for domestic battery. She claimed her wife was just drunk
and rolled around in the nachos after throwing them against
the wall, but parts of her story didn't line up,
and the cops said they found nacho cheese inside the
victim's pants.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
She's not allowed to have contact.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
With their wife for now, but they live together, so
police said she could go get her stuff if they
went with her. Probably just leave the torchilla chips at home.
I would just buy new tortilla chips at that point,
and I almost so curious to type the cheese that
was used in the Nacho assault yet it check.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
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