September 23, 2025 • 21 mins
Why we doing this ya’ll? It’s only 5% but it should be less, no? Also who remember what padiddle means, orange chicken isn’t necessarily chinese, and assault with silly string, Plus we play the food mascot game and Kidz Bop for Ice Cube tickets.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oncet It a booze boy, This isick, This is for
you six share them by a show and this is
how you'll know it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Onneis five.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All my friends, It's Tuesday, and I left my Chapstick
in my car. I just felt it as I felt
my lips starting to crack. I have a problem. It's fine.
We all love Chapstick. Welcome into your Tuesday. Let's get
the good vibes going right away, Cleveland, good things going
on in your world. Hit me on the text at
two one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
also the number you need four hookups when we got
(00:36):
mister hero for you this, I'll get you an ice
cube a little later in the program, So save that
number on your phone. I'll go slow again. Two one
six five seven eight nine six five zero like ninety
six point five nine six five zero. Do you ever
think about that? You're welcome, Save that bad boy and
be ready for the hookups. But text me you're good
vibes now as we kick it off with a Bolly
Betson sweetest mustache in the game. If you ask me,
(00:57):
it's mainly at a jealousy that I have that I
bring it up so much, not that I can't grow
in my wife, which is probably divorced me if I
went home and had that mustache. Love you, Ben S commercial,
Free up the Jerremia's show. Thanks to our friends and
who of course, that's why you'll be able to see
the restream of our iHeartRadio Music Festival happened over the
(01:18):
weekend in Vegas Jelly Roll, Ed Sheer and Tate McCray
and more. So, thank you to them. Good vibes now
from Becca Becka. Tell me something cause that happened to
you today in your life today.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I just woke up.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You just woke up. Why are you waking up in
the afternoon? Please tell me you at least work like
a third shift situation?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, I worn second, I just stay up all night?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh what did we do last night? What kept us up?
Were we doom scrolling? Were we partying? What was going
on on? TikTok? Video games? TikTok and video games? Maybe
some snacks were involved. You know, I'm not saying, but
it's legal now, you know what I mean. That is
a laugh of truth. That's what just happened right there.
Back So JEREMIAHS Show on ninety six FIVEFM commercial free
(02:01):
because we got Hulu with the replay of our iHeartRadio
Music Festival in Vegas that's starting on the second. You
can string that bad boy on Hulu. So we got
you covered with John Moya Show ninety six to five
kids if and with good vibes. Josh is down there
in Madna. Josh, what you got on something good?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
H Well, I mean I'm making good money door dashing today.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh out there dashing the doors? Is that the full
time gig for you, Joshu as a side hustle?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No, I do it full time right now?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Look at you, man. I didn't realize it was so lucrative.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh it really is, man. You can actually make pretty
good money doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You got a life hack to get to get that
extra tip when you're dropping the door dashers office or something.
Do you put like a mint in there or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'd just always be friendly, man, It's always the biggest thing.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's really as simple as that, Josh. Just show up
with a smile on your face and don't eat the
fries out of the bag. You know what I mean exactly.
But it's very simple to be honest with me. Have
you ever stuck a fry out of a bag.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, they it's probably a good thing because.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'll tell you what you get peckish out there and
them screened some a dina. You know what I mean?
Oh man, that food is smelling good. Mister herroes on
the line. We're commercial free in the Jero Miya Show.
It's ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's go to caller twelve.
It's Stephen Garfield Heights. Mister grim how are you, sir?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Buddy?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Good afternoon. Let's try to get you hooked up with
mister Harro lunch for you four days or for the
whole family, however you want to do it. We're playing
the food mascot quiz. I'm gonna give you the description
and the name of the food mascot. You tell me
what product they push. Okay, two out of three and
you win. Let's start with the cereal featuring a leprechawn
named Lucky. What cereal is that Lucky charm? That's correct, sir,
(03:33):
there you go for the win. What cereal is represented
by two cans?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Samam coca puffs?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Cocoa puffs? No, that's fruitless. It's definitely.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh you can't.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yes, it's all right. Two out of three you're good. No,
you can miss one. So for the win, tell me
what snack brand features a cheetah named Chester Chester Cheedah
Cheetos is right, Steve, you win? Let's go ninety You
got y'all looked up for mister hero for you enjoyed, Steven,
(04:06):
Thank you, sir, You're welcome. Hang on, let me get
that info.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He's saying those liners like you want a job, we
don't pay well. More hookups for you guys. Tomorrow. We'll
get you a get at two forty five with the
food mascot quiz On ninety sixty five Kiss FM. Hi,
you got secrets? We love secrets. If you was here,
the better. This is the Cleveland Confessional. Spill that tea
cleaning confessional time.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
If you've got a secret you can't tell the people
in your life, you can always reach out to the
show via d MHJ Show Radio. Maybe we'll call you back,
like we're gonna call Justin right now. Hello, Hi, looking
for Justin speaking Justin. It's C. Jeremiah Show ninety six
five Kiss FM. How are you hey?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm doing good? Yourself well thank you. Mind from sales
is here as well.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Hi, Hello, So Justin, you remember dming us that you
had a clevelan confessional? You had a secret? You remember
doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Cool, I did.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
All right, Well we got your number. We were now
calling you back because we are here to collect on
that confession. Are you in a safe place you can
tell us your secret? Yes? Okay, Justin? What do you
want to confess?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
So my confession is this weekend, I was at a
bar with some friends when I ended up alone with
my friend who was recently married. She you know, had
had a couple of drinks and you know I had
as well, and she put her hand down my pants
and asked me to follow her behind the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh I wish I could whistle? Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Is that what you're you not whistling? Is? There's a
whole different topics.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sorry, sorry, dive.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Into that later. Okay, who is this person to you?
I mean you said friend? Do you know her husband?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Like?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Are you guys all friends? What is? And then what happened?
I got a lot?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, this feels like just you're bragging.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
So basically what happened after that was like like I
pulled her hand out of my pants, and like I
looked around to see if like any want to see
what happened? Had I literally made a beeline for the door,
and I got a new her home.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And I've known her for a few.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Years, and like I met her husband just at.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
The wedding, you know, earlier this year.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
And I don't know if you know, I just forget
the whole thing, or if I just say something to
her about you know, what happened, or I don't want
to make a big thing of it. I just like
ord to derail her literal, brand new marriage.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You know, it's just gonna be.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So like, do I forget about it or say something
to her or what.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Do you think? Oh boy, this is tough.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That means I think you behaved really well in this scenario.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You handled it like a gentleman, justin if we're I
think we're all being honest here. Yeah, truly. Thanks. She's
hot too, so it was extra kudos for having a
hot friend.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And stop bragging Jesus, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
So I mean two, I see two possible scenarios without
her side of the story. A she's always crushed on him,
right and or B this is just the type of
drunk person she is, which I'm not saying it's common,
but it's possible.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, no, it is.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
She like it a booz, like a booze.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
She like it a boo Okay, fair enough. What would
she like it a booz?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You're in justin shoes, maya? What do you do? Do
you say anything about this? Or do we we let
it go?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I might expose myself as not being like the best
person here, but I probably wouldn't say anything that's.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Not I'm kind of thinking the same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I think there's this idea, this like very rigid idea
of like being a girl's girl looking out for your
homies or whatever, where it's like, hey, man, your wife,
grab my junk with the rest.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Of your life, see you later.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I think that you handled it in a way that
made sure that it didn't escalate any further. If she
hasn't said anything or done anything, so, then she probably
knows that that was probably not the coolest thing for
her to do, and she's not pursuing it any further
and hopefully learned from her mistake, whether it was the
shame of.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
You being like no.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Pass pass or if it was the shame of oh yeah,
I have a husband. Maybe I should not be grabbing
this guy's junk in the bar regardless. I think that
you could probably let it go as long as it
doesn't go any further, right.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I think if if this happens again, like maybe you
and that friend need to have a chance. I'm gonna say,
don't go to her husband, because I think, not knowing
this guy, I don't know if he does CrossFit, he
might punch you in the face.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Hey, you also don't know if maybe he's into that.
It's always a possibility. Let me just let me do
this really quick. We're gonna we're gonna see what Cleveland thinks.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
We'll hang up here, but keep listening, and then, you know,
maybe our advice is complete nonsense and you should say
something that's Cleveland. That's why there's you know, more than
two people hopefully listening to this radio show.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm pretty sure we represent the whole listenership, do.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
We maybe two one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
you can call her text it's the same number. Two
one six five seven eight ninety six five.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
If you listen on the free I heard radio app
boom smash that red microphone. You can leave a message
there Justin. We'll try to get some answers for me.
Uh you know if we're completely off base here, Thank.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
You, thank you Justin for your service.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I can't try wait here. Great job, I killed it,
kill it up. Got something you want to confess? Sinsdam
Pata Radio Crystal has thoughts about your Cleveland confessional today.
Remember Justin just told us says she put her hand
down my pants. Should that she is married, by the way,
and that was at a bar? Should he say something
(09:49):
to her, dude about it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No offense to Justin, But if she's the type of
girl who just grabs a guy's random wiener in a bar,
I'm sure he's not the first one.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Just move on, dude, from her lips to your ears. Justin,
hope you take the advice. You're under an hour from
your next shot at ice Cube tickets here on the
Jeremiah Show, It's Cleveland Party Station ninety six five Kiss
have Him four forty five will play the Kids Bop game.
Once again. I need to hear from a small percentage
(10:19):
of you on the text right now at two one, six,
five seven eight ninety six five, especially if you just
pulled your phone out of your underwear to text me,
because according to this poll on Reddit, five percent of
you store your phone in your underwear. What a new
(10:41):
random pull up on Reddit said fifty seven percent of
us carry their phone in their right pants pocket. That's me,
nineteen percent of you in your left pocket, twelve percent
carried in a satchel, seven percent keep it in your
other back No, that's that would be your back pocket.
I'm so I was talking about most of us keeping
(11:01):
it in our front, right pocket, nineteen percent on a left,
twelve with a bag, seven in the back pocket, and
five percent in your underwear. Huh is this I'm so
here's without having all the information, my thought would be
in this scenario, you look at this pole, you say
(11:23):
underwear because you're a lady and you don't have pockets,
Which is a completely different question to ask closing manufacturers.
Why we're not giving ladies pockets, like they're not allowed
to keep things in their pocket. Maybe it's a math thing.
Maybe most of you carry purses around so you don't
have a use for pockets. And I guess it kind
(11:44):
of makes sense if you have no pockets, right you're
out there, you don't carry your purse, But why you're underwear,
Like remember in the ninety or two thousands when showing
your thong was a thing. Maybe you are you keeping
it in the thought un strap? Is that where that's going?
Shout out sitcom? Or are we including bra in this scenario.
(12:06):
I've seen more women put their phones in their braw
than I have seen them put in their purse, which, again,
I don't know what the dude equivalent of that is
because I can't picture where we're going to keep these
bad boys. Now. I do have a pair of boxer
briefs that have like a pocket in them that I wear,
but I've never really stored anything in the pocket of
(12:27):
my boxer briefs. So if you're out there and you're
of that five percent, I'd love to hear from you.
Two one sixty five seven eight ninety six five O
tell me where that is. If you're the five percent
storing your phone in your underwear, why why? I mean
not even to get on the bacteria sense of it, right,
you got butt juices floating around in there. You're putting
(12:49):
your phone in your butt pocket.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Eighty six five KSFN is Cleveland's party Station.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
The Kiss You Love is back. It's going down.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Hey, kiss your number one pre sets on the free
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Alcohol Cleveland's party station ninety six five FMM.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Ice Cubes coming to Cleveland. You want to go, We
got your hook up because we're your hook up station,
ninety six five Kiss FM. My name is Jeremiah. This
is the Jeremiah Show. I got Tricia joining me on
the program. Christia, Good afternoon. Hey girl, Tricia. Keeping your
phone in your underwear?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
No, I don't put it in my butt pocket.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Though, But you know I did say I said, I
said butt pocket at the end, and that just kind
of slipped out. I was I was implying that people
are putting them in their butts, That's what I was
implying that.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I put it in my butt pocket for sure all day.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, but like I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
How you put it in your front pocket.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, well, I guess it depends like mine. I don't
have one of those ungodly lawyer. I've got a normal
sized iPhone because I have tiny hands and mind fits
in my front pockets just fine. I think that falls
into the difference between dude pants and lady pants. Because
the bigger argument here is, Trish, why why aren't we
giving ladies pockets in their pants?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I have pockets, but I do have a razor now,
so my pocket.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Ah, there we go. But can you can we figure
out what why? People like if you had to, Trish,
were in a world where oh my god, I don't
have a purse, I don't have pockets. So my go
to is to put my phone in my underwear. Yeah,
put it down there, that's the only place to put it. Like,
we got to include this. This poll has to include
(14:39):
bras because I've seen you women hide small children in
your bras. I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Oh I put plenty of times.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Okay, so you fall in the underwear category. Is a
braw not underwear on this classification?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I guess?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah? See you look at that. See you you woke
up today thinking you were in the majority. You're not
putting your phone and your underwear, But look you're you're
of them five percent. No, Yeah, I am, well, trist
thank you so much for listening. Friend, I appreciate you.
Have a great day, you too. By ice Cube tickets
(15:15):
on the way twenty minutes from right now to Jeremi show.
Your hook up station is ninety six to five Kiss
f M. Hanging out with Noah here from Amherst.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
No.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
A question for you, sir. You ever heard the word podittal?
Do you know what that means? If I say it
to you? Does I have something to do with.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
You never did a podiddle growing up, never heard of it.
This must be I don't know if it's Are you
a millennial gen z? What are you? Do you know?
I'm twenty five, so like, yeah, you're a gen z.
See when US elder millennials would see a car with
one headlight out on the road at night, we would
say podiddle and we'd tap the ceiling. You've never done
this before.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I've never heard of that, But I heard a punch buggy.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Punchbuggy. Yeah, if you see it. If you see a vaults,
I can bug you punch your sibling and say punch buggy.
Whatever color that is, right?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
How about beaver whack? Beaver whack is when I don't
know if they make these anymore. They used to make
cars like station wagons and vans that had like wood
paneling on the side. Okay, yeah, yeah. When you would
see one of those you would yell beaver whack and
punch your little sister as hard as you could. Yeah,
(16:25):
I'm just saying it's a good time. It's it's retro.
We're bringing it back. We're bringing the nostalgia back. Noah,
can you be on the train with me and just
punch the next person you're in a car with when
you see a beaver whack?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Bet there we go. Look at that. See. You didn't
know you were going to learn something on the show today,
did you?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You're welcome. I didn't even expect to get her, to
be honest, I did well. Welcome into the program, my friends.
Stick around. We'll get your ice Cube tickets after This
is Cleveland's Party Station.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
May kiss your number one pre set on the free
iHeartRadio app and turn up your party playlist. Cleveland's Party
Station ninety six five KISSFM.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Commercial Friend that Jeremiah Show. It's ninety six to five
Kiss FM. Color twelve is Marissa and twins Burg. She's
trying to go see ice Cube. Marissa go to afternoon
Hay girl. Okay, Marrissa, do you consume much kids bop
in your life?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I've listened to a few in my life.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Here, you've listened as well. I try to avoid it
as much as possible. I think it's absolutely ridiculous. All
right here, here's the isolated vocals from a kids pop song.
Tell me what song they're covering? And you going to
ice Cube? You ready? Okay? Good luck sing in?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And they say with your friends you live in the tipcaptain,
I'm no, say only here to in if you ain't
in the garden, you know that you can.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
What do you think? Two?
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
One? Oh, I'm sorry, Marissa, but thanks for playing friend.
I appreciate you. Two, one, six, five, seven, eight ninety
six five? Oh? What kids bop song is I cover?
Figure it out? You're going to ice Cube? Good luck?
From Kiss FM Commercial Friend the Jeremiah Show. We're ninety
six to five Kiss FM, Jessica and Lorraine As. I'm
next to play Jessica, Good afternoon, a girl.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'm lovely Jessica. We've got a kids bop song here,
tell me what song it's covering. We'll send you to
ice Cube at the Rocket Arena. Sound good? What song
is this?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Singing with your friends? You live in the junk. I'm
no say on me here to in If you ain't
in the garden, you know that you can't.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Jessica and Lorrain, what song is that? I have?
Speaker 6 (18:44):
No? Well?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Thanks for playing, Fred, I appreciate you. Bye. Brandon and Aurora.
You're up next to play. Jessica couldn't figure out you're
ready to play the kids Bob game for some ice
Cube tickets. Oh yeah, here we go, my friend, and
good luck. What kids bop song?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Is this?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Covering?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Sing with your friends?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
What do you think? Brandon, I'm gonna take a wild guest.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'll say it's Montero call me by your Name by
Lil Nadek.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
That is the wildest guess ever because it's one hundred
percent right Brandon, let's go snap. Yeah, okay, good. I
wasn't sure how that was gonna end. I'm glad it
wasn't a cuss word. Brandon, thank you for not saying
bad words on the radio. Ho my bat, I hold
my felt back so much. You're a gentleman for that.
Well I got you too for ice Cube Rocket Arena
October eighth. Have a great time, dude, Thank you, thank
(19:36):
you so much. You're so welcome. Hang on, let me
get that Info. We got more of those tickets for
you tomorrow cleven four forty five and another round of
the Kids Bop game. On The Jeremiah Show, It's ninety
six to five Kiss FM. I got it bad just today.
Let's be smart about this. I'm so smart. It's time
to smarten you up, Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
With Jeremiah's fun Fact of the Day.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I'm sorry, friends, but if you want orange chicken and
you're in China, you're not gonna find it because orange
chicken isn't Chinese. It was invented by Panda Express in
nineteen eighty seven. Orange chicken is a variation of General
So's chicken, another dish you won't find in China, both
americanized mutations of sweet and sour dishes, which actually do
exist in China. Although I love the General Sells chicken.
(20:18):
Are you kidding me? Little extra spicy action. I'm absolutely
starving right now, said Jeremia Show a ninety sixty five
Kiss FM with your Genius of the Day, someone who's
done something so stupid. Anything you've done pales in comparison.
A woman battered at her husband with silly string. Oh
look at that bet, you can't guess where it's from.
(20:41):
Crystal with NOI at the end of her name lives
in Florida and was arrested after she allegedly battered her
man with silly string. She confronted him and began spraying
and emptied the whole can. Then she threw the can out.
It hit him in the forehead and caused a gash. Man.
She must have whipped that thing. Crystal was charged with
batterian spent the night in jail before hosting the one
thousand dollars bond to get free. Police did not list
(21:03):
a motive, so it's unclear why she attacked him. He
wasn't arrested and there's no indication that he did anything first.
It's also unclear what the relationship is that said. Her
phone number is linked to an escort service which has
a website featuring a variety of naughty photos of her
under the name Taylor. Okay, there's so many more questions
that I now have for this.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Thanks for listening to That Jeremiah Show on demand. For more,
find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at J Show
Radio and its weekdays two to six On ninety six
five KISFM
Oncet It a booze boy, This isick, This is for
you six share them by a show and this is
how you'll know it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Onneis five.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All my friends, It's Tuesday, and I left my Chapstick
in my car. I just felt it as I felt
my lips starting to crack. I have a problem. It's fine.
We all love Chapstick. Welcome into your Tuesday. Let's get
the good vibes going right away, Cleveland, good things going
on in your world. Hit me on the text at
two one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
also the number you need four hookups when we got
(00:36):
mister hero for you this, I'll get you an ice
cube a little later in the program, So save that
number on your phone. I'll go slow again. Two one
six five seven eight nine six five zero like ninety
six point five nine six five zero. Do you ever
think about that? You're welcome, Save that bad boy and
be ready for the hookups. But text me you're good
vibes now as we kick it off with a Bolly
Betson sweetest mustache in the game. If you ask me,
(00:57):
it's mainly at a jealousy that I have that I
bring it up so much, not that I can't grow
in my wife, which is probably divorced me if I
went home and had that mustache. Love you, Ben S commercial,
Free up the Jerremia's show. Thanks to our friends and
who of course, that's why you'll be able to see
the restream of our iHeartRadio Music Festival happened over the
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weekend in Vegas Jelly Roll, Ed Sheer and Tate McCray
and more. So, thank you to them. Good vibes now
from Becca Becka. Tell me something cause that happened to
you today in your life today.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I just woke up.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You just woke up. Why are you waking up in
the afternoon? Please tell me you at least work like
a third shift situation?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, I worn second, I just stay up all night?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh what did we do last night? What kept us up?
Were we doom scrolling? Were we partying? What was going
on on? TikTok? Video games? TikTok and video games? Maybe
some snacks were involved. You know, I'm not saying, but
it's legal now, you know what I mean. That is
a laugh of truth. That's what just happened right there.
Back So JEREMIAHS Show on ninety six FIVEFM commercial free
(02:01):
because we got Hulu with the replay of our iHeartRadio
Music Festival in Vegas that's starting on the second. You
can string that bad boy on Hulu. So we got
you covered with John Moya Show ninety six to five
kids if and with good vibes. Josh is down there
in Madna. Josh, what you got on something good?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
H Well, I mean I'm making good money door dashing today.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh out there dashing the doors? Is that the full
time gig for you, Joshu as a side hustle?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No, I do it full time right now?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Look at you, man. I didn't realize it was so lucrative.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh it really is, man. You can actually make pretty
good money doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You got a life hack to get to get that
extra tip when you're dropping the door dashers office or something.
Do you put like a mint in there or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'd just always be friendly, man, It's always the biggest thing.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's really as simple as that, Josh. Just show up
with a smile on your face and don't eat the
fries out of the bag. You know what I mean exactly.
But it's very simple to be honest with me. Have
you ever stuck a fry out of a bag.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, they it's probably a good thing because.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'll tell you what you get peckish out there and
them screened some a dina. You know what I mean?
Oh man, that food is smelling good. Mister herroes on
the line. We're commercial free in the Jero Miya Show.
It's ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's go to caller twelve.
It's Stephen Garfield Heights. Mister grim how are you, sir?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Buddy?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Good afternoon. Let's try to get you hooked up with
mister Harro lunch for you four days or for the
whole family, however you want to do it. We're playing
the food mascot quiz. I'm gonna give you the description
and the name of the food mascot. You tell me
what product they push. Okay, two out of three and
you win. Let's start with the cereal featuring a leprechawn
named Lucky. What cereal is that Lucky charm? That's correct, sir,
(03:33):
there you go for the win. What cereal is represented
by two cans?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Samam coca puffs?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Cocoa puffs? No, that's fruitless. It's definitely.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh you can't.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yes, it's all right. Two out of three you're good. No,
you can miss one. So for the win, tell me
what snack brand features a cheetah named Chester Chester Cheedah
Cheetos is right, Steve, you win? Let's go ninety You
got y'all looked up for mister hero for you enjoyed, Steven,
(04:06):
Thank you, sir, You're welcome. Hang on, let me get
that info.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He's saying those liners like you want a job, we
don't pay well. More hookups for you guys. Tomorrow. We'll
get you a get at two forty five with the
food mascot quiz On ninety sixty five Kiss FM. Hi,
you got secrets? We love secrets. If you was here,
the better. This is the Cleveland Confessional. Spill that tea
cleaning confessional time.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
If you've got a secret you can't tell the people
in your life, you can always reach out to the
show via d MHJ Show Radio. Maybe we'll call you back,
like we're gonna call Justin right now. Hello, Hi, looking
for Justin speaking Justin. It's C. Jeremiah Show ninety six
five Kiss FM. How are you hey?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm doing good? Yourself well thank you. Mind from sales
is here as well.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Hi, Hello, So Justin, you remember dming us that you
had a clevelan confessional? You had a secret? You remember
doing that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Cool, I did.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
All right, Well we got your number. We were now
calling you back because we are here to collect on
that confession. Are you in a safe place you can
tell us your secret? Yes? Okay, Justin? What do you
want to confess?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
So my confession is this weekend, I was at a
bar with some friends when I ended up alone with
my friend who was recently married. She you know, had
had a couple of drinks and you know I had
as well, and she put her hand down my pants
and asked me to follow her behind the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh I wish I could whistle? Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Is that what you're you not whistling? Is? There's a
whole different topics.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sorry, sorry, dive.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Into that later. Okay, who is this person to you?
I mean you said friend? Do you know her husband?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Like?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Are you guys all friends? What is? And then what happened?
I got a lot?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, this feels like just you're bragging.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
So basically what happened after that was like like I
pulled her hand out of my pants, and like I
looked around to see if like any want to see
what happened? Had I literally made a beeline for the door,
and I got a new her home.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And I've known her for a few.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Years, and like I met her husband just at.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
The wedding, you know, earlier this year.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
And I don't know if you know, I just forget
the whole thing, or if I just say something to
her about you know, what happened, or I don't want
to make a big thing of it. I just like
ord to derail her literal, brand new marriage.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You know, it's just gonna be.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So like, do I forget about it or say something
to her or what.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Do you think? Oh boy, this is tough.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
That means I think you behaved really well in this scenario.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You handled it like a gentleman, justin if we're I
think we're all being honest here. Yeah, truly. Thanks. She's
hot too, so it was extra kudos for having a
hot friend.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And stop bragging Jesus, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
So I mean two, I see two possible scenarios without
her side of the story. A she's always crushed on him,
right and or B this is just the type of
drunk person she is, which I'm not saying it's common,
but it's possible.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, no, it is.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
She like it a booz, like a booze.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
She like it a boo Okay, fair enough. What would
she like it a booz?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You're in justin shoes, maya? What do you do? Do
you say anything about this? Or do we we let
it go?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I might expose myself as not being like the best
person here, but I probably wouldn't say anything that's.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Not I'm kind of thinking the same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I think there's this idea, this like very rigid idea
of like being a girl's girl looking out for your
homies or whatever, where it's like, hey, man, your wife,
grab my junk with the rest.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Of your life, see you later.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I think that you handled it in a way that
made sure that it didn't escalate any further. If she
hasn't said anything or done anything, so, then she probably
knows that that was probably not the coolest thing for
her to do, and she's not pursuing it any further
and hopefully learned from her mistake, whether it was the
shame of.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
You being like no.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Pass pass or if it was the shame of oh yeah,
I have a husband. Maybe I should not be grabbing
this guy's junk in the bar regardless. I think that
you could probably let it go as long as it
doesn't go any further, right.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I think if if this happens again, like maybe you
and that friend need to have a chance. I'm gonna say,
don't go to her husband, because I think, not knowing
this guy, I don't know if he does CrossFit, he
might punch you in the face.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Hey, you also don't know if maybe he's into that.
It's always a possibility. Let me just let me do
this really quick. We're gonna we're gonna see what Cleveland thinks.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
We'll hang up here, but keep listening, and then, you know,
maybe our advice is complete nonsense and you should say
something that's Cleveland. That's why there's you know, more than
two people hopefully listening to this radio show.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm pretty sure we represent the whole listenership, do.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
We maybe two one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
you can call her text it's the same number. Two
one six five seven eight ninety six five.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
If you listen on the free I heard radio app
boom smash that red microphone. You can leave a message
there Justin. We'll try to get some answers for me.
Uh you know if we're completely off base here, Thank.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
You, thank you Justin for your service.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I can't try wait here. Great job, I killed it,
kill it up. Got something you want to confess? Sinsdam
Pata Radio Crystal has thoughts about your Cleveland confessional today.
Remember Justin just told us says she put her hand
down my pants. Should that she is married, by the way,
and that was at a bar? Should he say something
(09:49):
to her, dude about it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No offense to Justin, But if she's the type of
girl who just grabs a guy's random wiener in a bar,
I'm sure he's not the first one.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Just move on, dude, from her lips to your ears. Justin,
hope you take the advice. You're under an hour from
your next shot at ice Cube tickets here on the
Jeremiah Show, It's Cleveland Party Station ninety six five Kiss
have Him four forty five will play the Kids Bop game.
Once again. I need to hear from a small percentage
(10:19):
of you on the text right now at two one, six,
five seven eight ninety six five, especially if you just
pulled your phone out of your underwear to text me,
because according to this poll on Reddit, five percent of
you store your phone in your underwear. What a new
(10:41):
random pull up on Reddit said fifty seven percent of
us carry their phone in their right pants pocket. That's me,
nineteen percent of you in your left pocket, twelve percent
carried in a satchel, seven percent keep it in your
other back No, that's that would be your back pocket.
I'm so I was talking about most of us keeping
(11:01):
it in our front, right pocket, nineteen percent on a left,
twelve with a bag, seven in the back pocket, and
five percent in your underwear. Huh is this I'm so
here's without having all the information, my thought would be
in this scenario, you look at this pole, you say
(11:23):
underwear because you're a lady and you don't have pockets,
Which is a completely different question to ask closing manufacturers.
Why we're not giving ladies pockets, like they're not allowed
to keep things in their pocket. Maybe it's a math thing.
Maybe most of you carry purses around so you don't
have a use for pockets. And I guess it kind
(11:44):
of makes sense if you have no pockets, right you're
out there, you don't carry your purse, But why you're underwear,
Like remember in the ninety or two thousands when showing
your thong was a thing. Maybe you are you keeping
it in the thought un strap? Is that where that's going?
Shout out sitcom? Or are we including bra in this scenario.
(12:06):
I've seen more women put their phones in their braw
than I have seen them put in their purse, which, again,
I don't know what the dude equivalent of that is
because I can't picture where we're going to keep these
bad boys. Now. I do have a pair of boxer
briefs that have like a pocket in them that I wear,
but I've never really stored anything in the pocket of
(12:27):
my boxer briefs. So if you're out there and you're
of that five percent, I'd love to hear from you.
Two one sixty five seven eight ninety six five O
tell me where that is. If you're the five percent
storing your phone in your underwear, why why? I mean
not even to get on the bacteria sense of it, right,
you got butt juices floating around in there. You're putting
(12:49):
your phone in your butt pocket.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Eighty six five KSFN is Cleveland's party Station.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
The Kiss You Love is back. It's going down.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Hey, kiss your number one pre sets on the free
high our radio app and turn up your party playlist.
Alcohol Cleveland's party station ninety six five FMM.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Ice Cubes coming to Cleveland. You want to go, We
got your hook up because we're your hook up station,
ninety six five Kiss FM. My name is Jeremiah. This
is the Jeremiah Show. I got Tricia joining me on
the program. Christia, Good afternoon. Hey girl, Tricia. Keeping your
phone in your underwear?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
No, I don't put it in my butt pocket.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Though, But you know I did say I said, I
said butt pocket at the end, and that just kind
of slipped out. I was I was implying that people
are putting them in their butts, That's what I was
implying that.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I put it in my butt pocket for sure all day.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, but like I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
How you put it in your front pocket.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, well, I guess it depends like mine. I don't
have one of those ungodly lawyer. I've got a normal
sized iPhone because I have tiny hands and mind fits
in my front pockets just fine. I think that falls
into the difference between dude pants and lady pants. Because
the bigger argument here is, Trish, why why aren't we
giving ladies pockets in their pants?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I have pockets, but I do have a razor now,
so my pocket.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Ah, there we go. But can you can we figure
out what why? People like if you had to, Trish,
were in a world where oh my god, I don't
have a purse, I don't have pockets. So my go
to is to put my phone in my underwear. Yeah,
put it down there, that's the only place to put it. Like,
we got to include this. This poll has to include
(14:39):
bras because I've seen you women hide small children in
your bras. I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Oh I put plenty of times.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Okay, so you fall in the underwear category. Is a
braw not underwear on this classification?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I guess?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah? See you look at that. See you you woke
up today thinking you were in the majority. You're not
putting your phone and your underwear, But look you're you're
of them five percent. No, Yeah, I am, well, trist
thank you so much for listening. Friend, I appreciate you.
Have a great day, you too. By ice Cube tickets
(15:15):
on the way twenty minutes from right now to Jeremi show.
Your hook up station is ninety six to five Kiss
f M. Hanging out with Noah here from Amherst.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
No.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
A question for you, sir. You ever heard the word podittal?
Do you know what that means? If I say it
to you? Does I have something to do with.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
You never did a podiddle growing up, never heard of it.
This must be I don't know if it's Are you
a millennial gen z? What are you? Do you know?
I'm twenty five, so like, yeah, you're a gen z.
See when US elder millennials would see a car with
one headlight out on the road at night, we would
say podiddle and we'd tap the ceiling. You've never done
this before.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I've never heard of that, But I heard a punch buggy.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Punchbuggy. Yeah, if you see it. If you see a vaults,
I can bug you punch your sibling and say punch buggy.
Whatever color that is, right?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
How about beaver whack? Beaver whack is when I don't
know if they make these anymore. They used to make
cars like station wagons and vans that had like wood
paneling on the side. Okay, yeah, yeah. When you would
see one of those you would yell beaver whack and
punch your little sister as hard as you could. Yeah,
(16:25):
I'm just saying it's a good time. It's it's retro.
We're bringing it back. We're bringing the nostalgia back. Noah,
can you be on the train with me and just
punch the next person you're in a car with when
you see a beaver whack?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Bet there we go. Look at that. See. You didn't
know you were going to learn something on the show today,
did you?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I didn't.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You're welcome. I didn't even expect to get her, to
be honest, I did well. Welcome into the program, my friends.
Stick around. We'll get your ice Cube tickets after This
is Cleveland's Party Station.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
May kiss your number one pre set on the free
iHeartRadio app and turn up your party playlist. Cleveland's Party
Station ninety six five KISSFM.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Commercial Friend that Jeremiah Show. It's ninety six to five
Kiss FM. Color twelve is Marissa and twins Burg. She's
trying to go see ice Cube. Marissa go to afternoon
Hay girl. Okay, Marrissa, do you consume much kids bop
in your life?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I've listened to a few in my life.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Here, you've listened as well. I try to avoid it
as much as possible. I think it's absolutely ridiculous. All
right here, here's the isolated vocals from a kids pop song.
Tell me what song they're covering? And you going to
ice Cube? You ready? Okay? Good luck sing in?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And they say with your friends you live in the tipcaptain,
I'm no, say only here to in if you ain't
in the garden, you know that you can.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
What do you think? Two?
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
One? Oh, I'm sorry, Marissa, but thanks for playing friend.
I appreciate you. Two, one, six, five, seven, eight ninety
six five? Oh? What kids bop song is I cover?
Figure it out? You're going to ice Cube? Good luck?
From Kiss FM Commercial Friend the Jeremiah Show. We're ninety
six to five Kiss FM, Jessica and Lorraine As. I'm
next to play Jessica, Good afternoon, a girl.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'm lovely Jessica. We've got a kids bop song here,
tell me what song it's covering. We'll send you to
ice Cube at the Rocket Arena. Sound good? What song
is this?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Singing with your friends? You live in the junk. I'm
no say on me here to in If you ain't
in the garden, you know that you can't.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Jessica and Lorrain, what song is that? I have?
Speaker 6 (18:44):
No? Well?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Thanks for playing, Fred, I appreciate you. Bye. Brandon and Aurora.
You're up next to play. Jessica couldn't figure out you're
ready to play the kids Bob game for some ice
Cube tickets. Oh yeah, here we go, my friend, and
good luck. What kids bop song?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Is this?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Covering?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Sing with your friends?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
What do you think? Brandon, I'm gonna take a wild guest.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'll say it's Montero call me by your Name by
Lil Nadek.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
That is the wildest guess ever because it's one hundred
percent right Brandon, let's go snap. Yeah, okay, good. I
wasn't sure how that was gonna end. I'm glad it
wasn't a cuss word. Brandon, thank you for not saying
bad words on the radio. Ho my bat, I hold
my felt back so much. You're a gentleman for that.
Well I got you too for ice Cube Rocket Arena
October eighth. Have a great time, dude, Thank you, thank
(19:36):
you so much. You're so welcome. Hang on, let me
get that Info. We got more of those tickets for
you tomorrow cleven four forty five and another round of
the Kids Bop game. On The Jeremiah Show, It's ninety
six to five Kiss FM. I got it bad just today.
Let's be smart about this. I'm so smart. It's time
to smarten you up, Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
With Jeremiah's fun Fact of the Day.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I'm sorry, friends, but if you want orange chicken and
you're in China, you're not gonna find it because orange
chicken isn't Chinese. It was invented by Panda Express in
nineteen eighty seven. Orange chicken is a variation of General
So's chicken, another dish you won't find in China, both
americanized mutations of sweet and sour dishes, which actually do
exist in China. Although I love the General Sells chicken.
(20:18):
Are you kidding me? Little extra spicy action. I'm absolutely
starving right now, said Jeremia Show a ninety sixty five
Kiss FM with your Genius of the Day, someone who's
done something so stupid. Anything you've done pales in comparison.
A woman battered at her husband with silly string. Oh
look at that bet, you can't guess where it's from.
(20:41):
Crystal with NOI at the end of her name lives
in Florida and was arrested after she allegedly battered her
man with silly string. She confronted him and began spraying
and emptied the whole can. Then she threw the can out.
It hit him in the forehead and caused a gash. Man.
She must have whipped that thing. Crystal was charged with
batterian spent the night in jail before hosting the one
thousand dollars bond to get free. Police did not list
(21:03):
a motive, so it's unclear why she attacked him. He
wasn't arrested and there's no indication that he did anything first.
It's also unclear what the relationship is that said. Her
phone number is linked to an escort service which has
a website featuring a variety of naughty photos of her
under the name Taylor. Okay, there's so many more questions
that I now have for this.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Thanks for listening to That Jeremiah Show on demand. For more,
find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at J Show
Radio and its weekdays two to six On ninety six
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