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May 2, 2025 • 22 mins
Every town has a smell, what's yours? Also some dude just stopped on 71? We hook you up with Cavs tickets, and get your prepped for game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semi's (we're broadcasting LIVE Sunday from Flannery's). And would mom like a Golden Macaroni necklace?
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is for you. It's a Cheremiah show. At least
how you gonna do it? Least five? My friends, it's
a Friday program. Let's go Cleave by Barney, Let's go party.
Oh yeah, my Calves playoffs Friday program. No, they're not
playing tonight, but what happens in tonight games determines the

(00:29):
Sunday game. They will play at six or eight and
we'll be broadcasting live three hours before the show. That's right,
the Jeremiah Show on a Sunday. Why am I doing
it well? Because we're gonna hang out and have some beverages,
and I'm gonna give you a pair of Calves tickets
to that game every hour as I broadcast live, because
it's what we do as your hook up station. So
keep that. Make your plans coming on hang out with

(00:50):
the Sunday flanneryes downtown. Also make your plans to give
me your good drive. I would like those right now.
You can text them in a two one six, five,
seven eight ninety six five Oh call if you want to.
It's the same number. Tell me something good that happened
to you today, something you're looking forward to this weekend.
CMX to kick off the show. Let's go God spreading
good vibes on the chair on my show. We're ninety
six five Kiss FM. Hey, there's a new Marvel movie

(01:13):
out today. Maybe you've noticed Thunderbolts is hit in theaters.
I got a couple of tickets for you to go
check it out, coming up A two forty five on
the program, Let's talk to Seth and will it be Seth?
Good afternoon? You got some good vibes, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I do. It's Friday and the Monsters are also playing
tonight in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
We got a monster's good is best for those who
don't know, who are very confused why I just played
that noise? I don't have like the fog horn or
whatever they use for the monsters. So Seth and I
have determined this is the noise we used to celebrate
your Cleveland Monsters. Is a best going for a Colder Cup?
Wouldn't that be cool if the Monsters won the Colder
Cup again the same year the Cavs win the finals,

(01:49):
just like in twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh yeah, that's what I'm hoping for.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Me too, me too? Who do the monsters have tonight?
Seth Lavelle Rocket the Lavelle Rockets. That sounds like a
whack town and a whack mascot gold Monster Seth. I
appreciate you, brother, have a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Thank you and you too.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I shit care, shit care. Hey, I want to get
Mother's Day on your mind because we're hooking your mom
up with Mama. Graham's here on ninety six five kids FM,
your hook up station that includes excuse me, sold out
Teddy Swims tickets and we're going to deliver those tickets
with a barbershop quartet. I'm so excited for this. I'm
going to show up with the barbershop quartet wherever mama's

(02:28):
at and we're going to hook her up for Mother's Day.
That beats flowers? Guys, are you kidding me? Sign up
for that? In ninety six five kids fm dot com.
Shawnee joining us on the program now with good vibes, Shawnee,
good afternoon, Hey girl, Hey, you got good vibes for me?
I do.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I just wanted to say happy birthday to.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
My best friend.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's not my birthday though, oh I'm sorry. Birthday is?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Her name is Kayla?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, Kayla Kyle Celebritton the big birthday today what are
the plans? Are we taking her out on the town?
Oh no, just going to her house to hang out
for the That is such a thing of twenty twenty
five to do. That's so much more fun than like
going out and dealing with douchebags in your bar. It
really is right, that's your cocktail of choice.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I like a Roman folk Ooh, what.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
About for the birthday girl? Though she's not.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Really a drinker, but she does like Margarita.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Ah, there we go, Margie. I think I'm some Margiz
tonight too, so I'll be thinking of you and your bestie.
Why you guys are celebrating?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You are so welcome. Happy birthday. And I hope to
I hope she does something stupid tonight. I don't know
what's coming out of my mouth right now. I don't know,
but not like dangerous to but just don't get arrested.
I think that's my point for Yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
No, no, no, it's all good, all good fun.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I love it. Thanks for spreading the good vibes and
thanks for listen. Have a great weekend you too, Bye bye,
Get you to Thunderbolt just came out today on your
hook up station. It's ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's
talk to College twelve. It's Jess and the AK Roddy Jess,
good afternoon, Hey girl. Hey, just now, I'm assuming Jess
short for Jessica. Correct. Yes, you know my next question

(04:04):
your wife? Well no, I'm not. Okay, for those confused,
I have to contractually for my contract, ask any Jess,
Jessica or Jesse if they are my wife, because we
all know Jessica's are tricky, and I'm sure you can
confirm that, right, Jess. Yeh, there we go. All right, Well,
let's see we can hook it up with thunderbolts in
theaters today. It's the think fast game. Four questions, thirty
seconds to get them all right, and I'll even give

(04:26):
you the first letter of the answer as a clue. Okay,
your theme, just because I've got like summer on the brain.
Your theme is water things? Okay, all right, there we go.
The timer starts after question number one, which is name
a type of water that is the north coast of Cleveland,
starting with L yes. Question two a body of water
on the left and right coast of the US, starting

(04:47):
with the letter oh, the ocean. Yes, that's correct. Question
number three. This water falls from the sky starts with
r brain and at the bottom of Ohio is this
type of water also starting with horror rivers right away,
Let's go, Jess, Yay, you're starting to try to think

(05:09):
of like, oh, is it the Atlantic or Pacific? Weren't you?
That's okay. I made it dumber than that because I
wanted it to be easy for you. I'm a nice
guy like that, even to people who are not my well,
I mean, I guess I should be nice to people
who are and are not my wife, right, especially just
thun New Bolts the New Marvel movie. We got a
couple of passes for you. Congrats, Yes, let's go. Who's okay,

(05:30):
who's the og? Who's your favorite superhero of all time? Go?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
There?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
So many? It's too hard. It's too hard, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I can't I can't tack one.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
We can all just agree to Wolverine.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Move on's mad at me?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yes, the answers Wolverine.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
By the way, well he loves Wolverine.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh boy, how old your son eleven? Okay? Yeah, yeah,
you know what, my twelve year old watch it? So yeah,
we're on the same boat. There, the same rules all right,
all right, hang on, let me get that in Foca.
All right, more hook on the way today, guys, I
told you we're broadcasting line from Flannery's on Sunday with
a pair of caps tickets every hour to that game.

(06:06):
Guess what I've got calf tickets for you today coming
up three forty five with the Old School square off
on KISFM. Got a thousand bucks coming up at ten
after I hang up? Did Cherre on Maya Show ninety
six five Kiss FM if you miss it, We're gonna
be at Flannery Sunday ahead of Game one Eastern Conference
semi Finals three hours before tip off. The game time

(06:27):
is either six or eight, so we'll do the math
accordingly there. We'll be there for you. And I also
have a pair of tickets to give away every hour
wide broadcasting line. So there's that. You want a pair
of tickets today? Okay, three forty five, you can win
those here on the Cheer on Maya Show. Strange question
to ask you, I'm gonna ask it and then I'll
give you the context. First, what is your town's smell

(06:47):
like the town you live in, the town you grew
up in. What smell comes to mind when you think
of that town. And I'll say, and I don't mean
it as a dis shout out Wayne County, Wayne count
I know I'm home, whether it's Rittman or anywhere in
Wayne County, whether I mean Stirling or anywhere on the

(07:10):
outskirts Creston. When I get that fresh smell of manure,
I know I'm home. And if you know, you know,
I'm not making fun of anything. If you don't know,
you might think I'm making fun of my hometown by
saying it smells like manure. But that's a refreshing smell

(07:31):
to me. I know spring has arrived or the next
season they use it. By the way, I guess I
should tell people they spread manure on the cornfields and
the fields. That's a fertilizer. So that's why it smells
like that. And I just grew up with that smell
all the time. The reason for this my oldest we

(07:53):
were driving through Ritman and he's like, Dad, what's that smell?
Why did it smell so bad? I said, suddenly, let
me edge you, mkay, you're real quick on that delicious
not delicious, bad word, sorry, refreshing smell. That's the smell.
Of Wayne County, Way County, and I love it, so
don't you do? You shut your mouth about it? Is

(08:14):
what I told him. So what is your what's your
town smell like? Color text two one six seven eight
ninety six five. Oh is there a distinct smell? And
you know the source of said smell. That's what I
would love to know right now for your Friday. I
do know my I grew up working at my grandpa's

(08:37):
auto parts store in Cargo Fall. Shout out, Napa, Napa,
No hell. Right there on front Street is the NAPA
store still there. Our family doesn't knowe it anymore. But
at a certain time of the day. This had to
be in college, so sometime in the two thousands. I
don't know when it ended because I know it's a
U haul storage facility. Now, Cargo Falls would smell like

(08:57):
bread because there was a Schwabels plank. They bake the
bread right there, right across Route eight from my grandpa's
part store. They were baking the bread and it smelled
like bread. I just I don't I never figured out
the schedule, but that was that was a nice smell
as well. Now I know you're saying, Jeremiah manure smell

(09:18):
and bread smell are two different smells. One smells bad,
one smells good. No, you are wrong, sir or madam.
Those both have their own refreshing smell in one way
or another. Two one seven eight ninety six five. Hit
me on the text you can call if you want to.
It's the same number. Tell me what your town smells like?
Hit me up on the app to I heard radio
at Moon improved for you red microphones called a talk back.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
That way.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
What's your town smell like? That's what we're talking about
right now that Jeremiah showed snatty six five Kiss at fam.
I do have Calves tickets for you here coming up
in just a few minutes for Sunday's games. Stick around
for that. I introduced the smell of manure to my
son because I was driving through Ritman in my hometown
and that smell ola manure is is just it takes
me home. A lot of people love the Wayne County smell.

(10:07):
A text out of the three three to zero agreeance,
someone Heidi just texted an Amish smell. I think that's
the same smell that I'm talking about. A few or
the other texts out of the three three. Yel me,
Dina smells like root candle company. Oh that's nice. I
grew up in Partman. At anytime I smelled dryer sheets, I
think of home. I would like to know the context
as to why, if you want to answer me back there,

(10:29):
let's talk to Patrick on the show over there on
West sixty fifth, Patrick, how are you? I'm lovely Patrick?
What is your town smell.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Like dead cows?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
What?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Dead cows?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
What are you talking about? Wait? Is this is this?
West West fifty six smells like dead cows? Or where?
What are you talk Where are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
When I grew up, there was a meat processing plant
and it's smelled of dead animals like interesting.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Now, I don't think I've ever smelled a dead like
rotting dead cows. Or does it smell like raw meat,
because technically dead cows.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Raw me thousands of dead cows rotting.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Just rotting. Oh my gosh, does that plan still exist?
It does not, obviously, because I guess you would say
it still smells like that it lingers, so you still
get a whiff of it every once in a while
on the West side.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Interesting. Now, have you concurred with anyone else in the neighborhood.
Do they still smell it? Or is this just a
you thing? Patrick?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
No, they still smell it. I'm kind of the ground.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
There we go. I had no idea. There you go.
You taught me something today. Did you wake up expecting
to teach the dumb guy in the radio anything today? Patrick?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
There you go. Well, I'm I'm glad that this could
be a moment for us, My friend, glad could be
a moment. All right, I appreciate you, My dude, Hey,
stick around. We got those Caves tickets coming up very soon.
All right, my dude, Okay, all right, we'll talk to
you later. Bye, yeah bye. In a moment, I mean
right after this song, we got Calves tickets for you
on that chere on my show, it's notty six five
kids half half yeah, Happy Friday, Cleveland to try my

(12:00):
show a ninety six to five Kiss FM. It's our
Friday tradition, the old School Square off an old school name,
that tune where Today's Winter gets cavesickets for Sundays game
one of the Eastern Conference semifinals. Normally we got my
from sales in here to do all the hard work
and you just got to pick how she's gonna do.
But she took the day off today more than deserve.
So two Northeast Ohioan's are gonna square off for these

(12:23):
Calves tickets to talk to Color twenty. It's Jessica in Oliria. Jessica.
Good afternoon, Hey girl, Hey, just going I'm lovely Jessica.
First question, you're not my wife? Are you? No? Okay? Good?
I have to ask that contractually. That's two Jessica's. I've
had in one show call into the program, so I
just got to make sure that you're not my wife,
because we all know Jessica's are tricky. All right, Jessica,

(12:47):
if you in the Old School Square, if we'll kee
up with some Calves tickets. Your nemesis today is Alexis.
She's out there in Fairview, Alexis. Good afternoon, Hey girl, Alexis.
Have you attended any Calves games this year?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I have?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Okay, Well, let's see if we can get you to
Sunday's playoff game. We're gonna play the Old School Square off, ladies.
I have a list of songs here. All these songs
are from the year twenty sixteen. Of course, that's the
year the Calves last one of the NBA Finals. One
at a time, you'll get a shout to guess the song.
If you're correct by Taitland Artists three times before you're
contesting your opponent, you will be at the Cavs game

(13:22):
on Sunday. Makes sense, everybody, Yeah, yeah, here we go.
Jessica was called her twenty so I'm gonna have her
go first. Jessica again. All these songs are from twenty sixteen.
I just need title an artist and you get it right, Okay, okay,
good luck? Oh that sounds. They should shout it out
whenever you know it. You don't have to wait. Get

(13:42):
in news and mine paper. Thank you, b go forginness.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
You think I'm crying, Norman.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's what I want to know from you, Jessica. You
know here I started it. Let me let me start
it in a better place. Let me start it. We're
in the meat here, here we go.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
And I never lied to that I was.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
That's not the meat I wanted. But here I come.
Like you. He likes every one. I don't know the name.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Of it though, sabcause if you like the way you
look that much, you should love you.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
That is correct. Rules of the old school square. If
you can give me more than needed, but you can't
give me less the actual title love yourself. You are
on the word of one. Congratulations Jessica, great work, friend. Okay,
all right, let's move on to Alexis with song number two. Alexis,
are you ready? Here we go.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Stressed uh one, pirate stressed out.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
That is correct. Oh, here we go one and one.
So far we're killing it. Jessica. You are up next.
Your song is this one right here? Oval Ocean DNC.

(15:19):
That is correct. All you ladies are killing it right now.
Jessica's one away. Alexis, you can tie it up or
right here if you tell me what song this is?
Are you ready? Good luck? Did you I didn't hear

(15:44):
what you said first. I think you said the artist
say it again. That is correct. All we're two to
two Jessica, though, you can put it away if you
get this song and if we go to the camps
on Sunday. Here it is listen hello, Hello. That is right, Jessica.

(16:11):
You're going to the Caves game on Sunday. Congratulations, friend,
Thank you, you are so welcome. Actually, Alexis, don't go anywhere,
because guess what, I have two pairs of tickets. You
ladies are both going Calves Pacers Eastern Conference Semifinals. We
hope both you ladies up have a blast. Okay, you

(16:34):
are so welcome. Hang on, I'm gonna get all your
guys' info off of the air and remind you Cleveland,
come on out and see us at Flannery's. We're going
to be there on Sunday, three hours before tipoff. Right there,
prospect in East Forth. With a pair of those tickets,
you could be just like Alexis or Jessica, pair of
tickets every hour leading up to tip off for Game
one of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. Guys, they just talked

(16:56):
about how we're hooking you up on the Jeremiam Show.
It's ninety six five Kiss FM with those Mamma grams. Right,
that's a pair of sold out Teddy Swims tickets for
your mom to see him at Jacob's Pavilion. And we'll
hand deliver those tickets with a barbershop quartet to wherever
she is. I will hand them to her. I think
they might even digital tickets, but I'll give her something
because I want this barbershop quartet to perform to her.

(17:17):
That's what we call her mammogram. You can sign up
a ninety six five Kiss FM dot com for that now.
If your mom's not into teddy swims or barbershop quartets
but loves the blue box mac and cheese, which we've
discussed on the show is the superior mac and cheese.
I don't care how fancy you get it. Kraft wants
to give your mom a fourteen carrot gold macaroni necklace

(17:38):
for Mother's Day. They're swapping the glue and dry pasta
for a fourteen carrot gold necklace glammed up. It's a
collab with a company called Ring Concierge. For just twenty
five bucks, you can snag this elegant twist on your
childhood craft project. Oh I get it. I didn't get

(17:58):
it until right now. I'm due. I was not even
thinking like a macaroni necklace at school because the picture
of it. I'll throw this up on my Instagram at
Jayshare Radio. It's just one macaroni needle on a gold necklace,
which is cute sixteen inch chain packaged in that signature
blue box. It's a nostalgia and surprisingly chic way to
say thanks to Mom for all the comfort food and

(18:21):
chaos she survived. Limited edition. It won't be around for long.
So if you want this, I'll like I said, I'll
get the link up there. This is fantastic. I want it.
I'll tell you what. If anyone wants to drop a
note to my family, to the kids, I'll wear I'll
rock one of these. I'll rock one all day now.

(18:42):
I'm one percent wants a mac and cheese, but I
can't get any until I go home, and I got
to finish working and included the network is ice Cube
tickets come before you after this hang on ice Cube
tickets are on the line. We're commercial free. It's ninety
sixty five KISSFM, Kelsey and Lorraine is called a twelve Kelsey.
Good afternoon, a girl, Kelsey. I do want to get

(19:03):
this on your radar in case you didn't hear, I'm
gonna be putting in the overtime. I'll bee a Flannery's
on Sunday. Had a game one Eastern Conference semifinals and
I got Calves tickets to give him away while I'm
there on Sunday. So just for you and everyone else
is Flannery's Prospect and forth there like literally across the
street from Rocket Arena. Come on out and have some dranks.

(19:24):
I think about it. We'll do some picklebacks together, Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh those are good, so good.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
All right, Well, let's see if we can get you
to ice Cube, say arena where the calves are playing.
Tell me what movie this song is from? My friends?
We know it's twenty one Pilots. We know the name
of the songs Heathens. What movie is it from? Suicide Squad?
Suicide Squad is right? You ware, came on, congrats you're

(19:57):
going to ice Cube friends. Yes, I'm so excited. Best
time in the world. I hope you have it. And
I hang on me get that info from you. Off there, Okay,
countday and by there we go. Friends, like I just
said to Kelsey, meet us out on Sunday. More hookups
for you there. We'll get you to CAP's game. Pair
of tickets every hour as the Jeremiah Shall putt in

(20:17):
the ot on ninety six five Kiss FM Live at
Flannerys is what will be my friends.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Strong.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Let's be smart about this. I'm smart, so smart. It's
time to smart you up. Cleveland We're not gonna be
the stupid people.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Anymore with Jeremiah's fun fact of the.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Day knowledge nugget time the Fresh Prince of bel Air.
I love that. One of the best sitcoms of all time.
Did you know dj Jazzy Jeff that's Will Smith Djay
and showed up on the show a lot. We the
same outfit on every episode. He was sin So that's
so they could reuse the footage of him getting thrown
out in the front door by Uncle Uncle Phil and

(20:55):
not risk hurting him if they filmed it again. That's fantastic.
I love that so much. It's a great shirt too.
If you know the shirt. If you know the shirt,
said Jeremia Show in ninety six five kisfm we your
genius of the day. Someone who's done something so stupid.
Anything you've done pales in comparison. Down in Columbus on
Wednesday on seventy one, a guy caused a pile up.

(21:18):
How not by driving erratically by stopping in the middle lane.
It's caused a pile up on seventy one South in
Columbus just in a just approaching six seventy. It stopped
in the middle of the freeway a red vehicle traveling
in the center lane. The vehicle, which kind of looks
like a midivan, had a turn signal and appeared to
have miss the off ramp. Van came to a stop,

(21:41):
forcing two approaching vehicles to stop behind it, but another
vehicle was unable to stop and that's where the chain
reaction started. The entire interstate shut down to the pile up,
which then the vehicle fled to Sea. God, guys, seriously,
just turn your license in. Seriously, you're killing me. This

(22:02):
guy couldn't have been for Mario Pribabe drove up from Michigan.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
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