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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh oh, I'm like, m G, what.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
For?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You? Take share of my show and this is how
you're going to do it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
On my least six five on my.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Friend, It's Tuesday. What a lovely day it is outside.
It took a nice walk downtown Cleveland prior to the program,
got myself my quad Americano with hazel nut and the
splendor and a little bit of green from next door,
and I'm ready to go. Oh yeah, the kid the
caffeine's I think I got this thing ten minutes ago.
It's three quarters of the way gone. Let's go all right,
(00:38):
hook cups on the way, including but not limited to
Sabrina carp tickets for you every thirty minutes on the program,
wrapping that up this week. So make sure you're paying attention,
to make sure you're texting your words in for your
shout to see. Uh so, Sabrina, I want to say,
Serena know the caffeine, It's in my brain. Also, I'll
take your good vibes, good things happening in your life,
text them into the show two one sixty five seven
(01:00):
ninety six five. Oh. On the app as well, you
want improve Diheart Radio if that red microphone still there.
It's called a talk back. Let's jump into Tuesday. Both feet,
no shoes, but let's wear socks. Kiss Sit here Onmia
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Your next shot happening just after two point thirty on
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show Good things happening in your life. You can always
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We're a microphone. It's called a talk back. Let's spread
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Speaker 4 (01:56):
Hello, Oh, I'm so sorry, I wrong, Nupper I am, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, who are you trying to call now? Now I'm intrigued.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I trying to call my friend Keay.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What's what are you calling Kayley for?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, we're supposed to go get once tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I just wanted to double CHECKT time.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I love it. I am so s no, I love it.
I love it. So now we're having a moment. What's
your name, Hayley? Do you ever listen to ninety six
five Kiss FM and The Jeremiah Show or did you
just stumble upon me with this misstyal?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I do.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I listened to it in the morning, So you've caught
Elvis in the morning, but never the Jeremiah Show in
the afternoon. Yeah, there you go. Well, now you'll have
to listen all the time because we got we got
hook ups all the time, we've got ghosted, we've got
Cleveland confessionals. Pretty much things you can't say in front
of your grandma. Is is kind of what happens on
the Jeremiah Show. Yeah, well, I I appreciate you calling.
I'm glad we had this interaction. I hope you guys
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have a fantastic lunch tomorrow. Okay, thank you so much.
What's your friend's name again. Tell Kayley, I said.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hi, Okay, by.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Bye, Jeremiah show on ninety six five set family. You're
never more than thirty minutes away from your next shot.
It's a carpenter tickets coming up just after thirty. We'll
hook you up with those spreading good vibes all over Cleveland.
You got some hit us up on the text two one,
six seven eight ninety six y five. Oh a moment
in your life that just made you feel good? That's
what we want to hear. How about you, Nikki? What
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you got spread the good vibes?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Technically this is my Friday?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh yeah, how are we going to celebrate? What are
we doing? Do we have plans? No? Not yet, No
plans yet? Probably works in the second job? Oh how
many jobs do you have? Nikki?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I have two?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What's the second job?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I do?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Amazon?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Slat? Oh Amazon. I'm sorry this is gonna sound inappropriate,
but I'm just gonna hear what I heard and say
what I said. Okay, I swear to God, you just
said you're gonna do Amazon to me. That's what I heard.
I mean say, wonder The only thing I have to
say to you is this show The Jeremiah show is
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made exactly for you. That's all I have to say.
I love you for that. Stick around. Sabrina, your hookup
is coming next. Did You're a Maya show on ninety
six five Kiss FM. You're never more than thirty minutes
away from your next shot at Sabrina Carpenter Tickets coming
up just after three. We've got your hookup there right now.
We got lunch for you for the rest of the week.
Mister Hero and their Rock and Rubin could be Jen's
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in the ak Ronnie she is call her twelve gen
Good afternoon, Ancar. All Hey Jen, what did you have
for lunch today?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I actually didn't have lunch today.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh no, well this will be a thing of the
past then, of you not having lunch if you pull
off this and we'll get you mister Hero for you
and a couple of friends, or for four days, however
you want to spend. It is up to you. We're
gonna play the think fast game. Jen. I've got four
questions for you thirty seconds to answer these, all right,
They're pretty easy. It's not like a hard game. I know.
I throw out some hard games every once in a while.
(04:56):
I'll ask you a question and then I'll give you
the first word of the answer. So you gotta get
all four of these and thirty seconds. Sound good? All right,
let me turn that down. We'll start the time or
after question at number one. These are sports themes, so
put your sports hat on, Jen, Okay, okay, name me
a Cleveland team starting with C Cavaliers correct question two.
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A white sports ball starting with V. That's correct, a
sports beverage starting with G jerid, and finally, a Browns
defensive ends starting with M.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Miles That is right.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Now. I don't know if that was too easy, but
I made it too hard with Olivia yesterday and Caligo falls,
so I'm trying to find my happy medium. Would you
say that was appropriately difficult or too easy?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I would say, well, the last bustle was.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Little, but I'll look at there we go.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Okay, I'm happy with the difficulty of the questions. That's
what we'll do tomorrow. But you don't have to worry
about it because you want today. Congrats, Jen, Thank you
get yourself a rock in your face. Yeah, yeah, there
you go. I love it. Thank you so much for listening.
Hang on, I'm gonna get more info from you off
the air and hookups continue. We got more of those
for you tomorrow on the show. But like I said,
you're never more than thirty minutes away from you, Sabrina
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Carpenter hookup.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You got secrets?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We love secrets. If you s here, the better. This
is the Cleveland Confessional. Spill that tea. I have another
Cleveland Confessional for you, Cleveland. If you have a secret,
by the way, we love damn it on the radio,
be anonymous if you want it. All starts with the
d M A Jay Show Radio and maybe we'll call
you back like we're to call Rachel right now. Hello,
(06:38):
I is Rachel available.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, this is Rachel.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Hey, Rachel to Jeremie Show ninety six five KIDSFM hiker All.
Hey Rachel, Hello, welcome into the show. Calling you about
the DM you sent me cleven confessional. Yes you remember?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah? Good, I'm here to collect on it. First, I
want to know, are you in a safe like space
you can tell us your secret without the wrong people hearing.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I am right now, I won't be in a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So this is a good time that you call it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
We'll squeeze it in before whatever it is that would
damage you shows up, so you're ready, Rachel, tell me,
what do you want to confess?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Okay, I want to confess that I'm purposely using a
bridesmaid dress to make my bridesmaid looks fat.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's mean, but maybe it's not. I don't know, maybe
they're horrible. Give me the context.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, there's reasons.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
So I was forced to have my cousin in my
bridal party by my grandma, and like we've never gotten along,
like we're always competing.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
She's awful. She tried to hit on my fiance.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
The guy that I am marrying, when we.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
First started dating, and then she tried to steal him
from me.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Oh so I'm like, m g yeah, kind of a
deal breaker for being a bridemaid. But my grandma doesn't care.
She insists that she's got to be in the wedding
and we have to get along or whatever. I think
it's just because my grandma has some like beef with
her cousins and she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Want that for me.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
But like, I don't know, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Like Grandma trying to like smooth the front even though
it makes absolutely no sense to us normal minded people
at all that time.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yes, exactly, like she's trying to.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Like compensate for something that happened in the seventies. I think,
I don't know so, but she's paying for the wedding.
So my mom was like, okay, I have to play nice,
you know, because so get my revenge and just figure, well,
I'll pick that a dress that's kind of unflattering, I
don't know, kind of makes her look like a sausage,
like a potato really, like you know what I mean,
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she just kind of squeezed in it.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
She does.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
It's not a good I mean, it's the right color,
like it's part of like the color palette that I have.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But you know, not everybody's sposed the same.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I mean, this is diabolical and I want to be
mad at you, but like if she tried to steal
your fiance and your grandma's insisting on being there, I
really have no complaints. I say, full full send, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, she's a mean girl.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I'm not I'm not normal, but I'm I'm like, Okay,
this is when you want to play this, all right,
let's do it. I mean, you know, I wouldn't expect
to be in her wedding at I probably would find
a reason not.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
To go and for her not to be like, I
don't want to be in this wedding. That's just that's
just proving she's reveling in this whole thing. So now
she's got to suck it up and look like what
food did you say she's gonna look like in this dress?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Like an over stuffed sausage. Well, it's a potato, like
a baked potato, you know what I mean, she's like
smashed in there are you dressing?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
When you wrapped to take potato in a foil?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
And you're like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Got something you want to confess? Sends a DM pat
She show radio so Jeremia Show on ninety six to
five Kiss FM me and every more than thirty minutes
from your next shot, that's a Brinda Carpenter tickets. She's
taking her show to Pittsburgh. We snake just some tickets
and getting you hooked up. I'm going to four to
ten your next shot to win there. I'm just gonna say,
(09:51):
orange on a pizza is apparently a thing. Damm. What's
your most controversial opinion on pizza? For hot?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
For any hot fruit, We'll work on pizza, pineapple, apple,
peir any hot fruit works on pizza. I don't care
where you come from. We love hot fruit here, even orange.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
In Australia they love hot fruit. This is not happening
in America. Bubba Pizza is a chain fifteen locations in Melbourne,
and they added orange to their pizza, Ham and orange pizza.
This is up on our Instagram story right now at
ninety six five kiss after that. You want to peep
this for yourself and chime in if you think this
is gross or delicious. So they just subbed out a
(10:30):
regular Hawaiian pizza. They took out the pineapple and they
added orange slices. I don't know if this would work
for me. I'm staring at it and when you look
at it, it looks it looks like little pineapple pieceas
But yeah, they cut up an orange, they placed it
on there, they baked it just like they would Hawaiian pizza. Now,
he said, any hot fruit works on pizza.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Listening again, Hey, Damian, what's your most controversial opinion on
pizza fruit? Hot fruit? Any hot fruit will work on pizza? Fine?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Apple, apple, pear, that isn't pear and ham a palettle
thing already? I could probably do pear in Ham on
a pizza that kind of sounds good. I just feel
like orange is such a distinct flavor. Maybe one of
the pizza shops around here contrite. I will sample it.
(11:21):
We'll just have a bike just to sample, just for science,
because I don't think orange and ham really worked together
with sauce in the cheet. Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm
dead wrong. It seems like orange should go on. Did
you ever have a breakfast pizza? I know when I
worked at one of my jobs, pizza Hut down in Worcester,
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and that one still had the buffet, and when we
would work Saturday morning, is our manager who I don't
remember his name, I just remember his mustache, would make
us a nice breakfast pizza with you had the I
think he probably used a white sauce. You had your
cheese on there, you had some eggs, some bacon, and
I think topping that with a little bit of orange,
I think that would work Orange and ham. I don't
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know if it would work. If you've tried to let
me know, I'm curious, genuinely curious what you think about this,
because I'm not one of those purists who doesn't think
pineapple belongs on pizza. I think it's delicious. I enjoy it.
Do I like it every time?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
My perfect pizza toppings are pepperoni, mushroom and banana pepper
And that is a fact, not an opinion. But I'm
not opposed to Hawaiian pizza. Do we call this an
Australian pizza? Now? It should be you know what it
really should be a Florida pizza. I think there are
two difficult things in this world. It's a Jerremiya show.
A ninety six five kisst fam in this job, especially
(12:40):
when you take a bite of food with us in
thirty minutes ago, and it's a big chew like on
a bagel. Or if a sneeze starts to approach you
right as Little John in the East Side Boys ends.
I resisted it, but I might pause and sneeze horrifically
here in the next few minutes. It's the Jeremiah Show
ninety sixty five. Kisset, fam. We've got your Sabrita Carpenter
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hookup coming up just after four thirty and big time
rush tickets on the way, So don't go anywhere you're
popping out of your car. Throw us in your ears,
smart speaker at home. You can keep listening. Get hooked
up there. Hey, you ever been to Pp Township. It's
a real place in Ohio, specifically just outside of Cincinnati.
(13:24):
This made the list for some of the most ud
sounding town names in the country. A stately put out
a map of all fifty states. Well you know what yet, No,
All fifty states and their most lude sounding names. A
few of the highlights, some of the like, I think
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I can say all of these because it's the context
in which I'm saying that. Okay, I can't say the
Missouri one. I definitely can't say that. You've got Booty,
Illinois that's with a D, just specifically around us. There's
a Dick Michigan. There's an Intercourse Pennsylvania, Butternuts, New York,
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bangor Maine. Who named these? I can't say South Carolina. Again,
I probably could. There's a Buttz Georgia. There's a Kinkler, Texas,
a Virgin Colorado, and yes, in Ohio, Ppe Township, let's
learn about Pep shall we. It's one of the fourteen
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townships in Pike County. About seventy three hundred people lived there,
including four thousand people in the village of Waverly. So
where did the name come from? That's what we all
want to know, right. Ppe Township was organized in seventeen
ninety eight as the first township in Pike County. The
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township's name has been attributed to the Pepee Creek. This
is spelled pee Pee by the way. It was named
when a an early settler inscribed his initials P P,
just the letters onto a tree on its bank. I'm like,
what did some Either pp didn't mean the same thing
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in seventeen ninety eight, or someone was insanely just adamant
about being this The name Wikipedia page explains the slang
for Pepe, but I think we all understand we don't
need to get into that. So if you want to
go visit Pep Township. There's a flag. It's a nice
white flag, green circle with I think that's a wheat crop.
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It looks that must be the Pepee River topped with
an eagle. The INITIALSP dot P and is that a
excuse you? Oh? I'm sorry, that's a bluck eye nut
My best share am I show ninety sixty five, Kiss fam,
Let's go to college twelve Nikki and Ravenna, We're gonna
play for some big time rush tickets. Good afternoon, ay girl,
(16:00):
it's a day like this. It makes us think of
how awesome Blossom shows are going to be, right, Oh yeah,
oh my gosh. Well you can be there in July
if you can win the one word movie clue game.
I give you one word and then five seconds to
guess what movie I'm trying to get you to guess
with that one word. Okay, okay, all right, let's see
how good you are here your word one word movie?
What movie am I trying to get you to guess?
Your clue is segue?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Segue?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Oh my gosh, that's right, you know. Come to think
about it, I don't know how many movies there's segways about,
or you're just a big Paul Blurt mole cop fan.
I'm not sure what it is, Nikki' The only you
must have been listening to this show for way too
(16:47):
long that our cycles are sync.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Nikki long, Okay, I love it. I loved get up.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well you got hooked up today you're going to see
big time Russia Blossom. Congratulations than you are so welcome, Nikki.
Hang tight, I'm gonna get more info from you. Off
the air and more of a big time rush for
you coming up tomorrow four thirty five. I'll still looking
up us in Brady Carbery tickets. We get that happening
right after five on your hook up station ninety six
five Kiss. Let's be smart about this. I'm smart. I'm
(17:17):
so smart. It's time to smart you up, Cleveland. We're
not going to be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
With Jeremiah's fun Fact of the day.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You ever heard the saying that we only use ten
percent of our brain power? Right? Because I guess we
want to always have more potential out there. This is
actually kind of a myth, actually one hundred percent a myth.
We use our brain to our fullest capacity, not just
ten percent. So Bradley Cooper, I'm sorry, there's no drug
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that's going to unlock the rest to your brain. So
we all use all of our brain. I shouldn't say
all of us. We don't all use most of most
of us use all of our brain. We know exactly
who's not using all of their brain. You probably just
drove right by him, did Jeremi show on ninety six
to five Kiss FM with your g today, Someone who's
done something so stupid. Anything you've done pales in comparison.
(18:04):
A fifty nine year old man has admitted to dumping
gallons of P on the front door of a rival
medical practice. These two doctors apparently in some sort of
business dispute because the P dumper sold his business to
the P dumpy back in twenty twenty two. Now this
is captured on surveillance footage where the P dumper doused
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the P dump eys office doors with a quote foul
smelling liquid on two occasions, causing significant damage. What kind
of P is this? That's my main question? What kind
of pee we rock in here? Doc that it's causing
significant damage? Or is P more damaging than I realized?
Speaker 5 (18:43):
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