February 19, 2025 • 30 mins
Obviously someone has never worked in the service industry....also how many pics are on your phone, how much water men have in their body, and how does one lose 5 contacts in their eye? Plus more Halsey tickets with the Anagram Game.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Banged against said cup.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
For you.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's a chair of my show at least how you'll
do it on my least day?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Five?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, friend, and welcome into your Wednesday. Yes, Wednesday already
you four day a week workers who head Monday off.
It's it's already Wednesday. Celebrate that and uh cebary hook
cups on the way. We got monsters tickets for you.
We'll send the whole family or the whole girl group
four tickets for you at two thirty five on the show.
But spread the good vibes, cleave. But what's going on with you?
(00:34):
Tell me something good that happened in your life today.
You're celebrating something, celebrating ending something. Have a good lunch.
Love to hear about it. Two one six seventy ninety
six five zero caller text HiT's the same number. I
do want to wish you very happy birthday the Big
two seven to miss Kaylee rose am Stutz. Maybe you
know hers Chapel row, it's her birthday, Happy birthday, Chapel
(00:59):
ninety six five. Kiss that fan the Chaerol Mayas Show,
Chokes up Station ninety sixty five. Kiss at Vanda Chaolias Show.
I got those monsters tickets on the way for you
about twenty minutes from right. Now, we've got your covered there,
let's break good vibes. Good things happening in your life.
You can reach out and text them to me. You
can hit me up on the free iHeart Radio app
new and improved for you. You check the presets out
(01:20):
yet boom put us up top there, just real quick,
just real quick. Hey, Maddie, what you got? Spread the
good vibes. Tell me something good that happened to you
today in your life?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh wow, oh gosh, I woke up this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, what did you do today? Even though I want
you to think of the most with small what you
think is insignificant thing in your life that made you
feel good, But it's gonna be huge good vibes, I promise.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Well, you know what I wanted? Something cold, and I
came to Dairy Queen's to get a chocolate shake.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh yes, Now is this a regular occurrence for you,
Maddie or is this a special treat for yourself?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, this is a special treat.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's important, Maddie. It is important to treat yourself. Treat yourself.
You gotta treat yourself. Treat yourself exact. If you don't
treat yourself, who's gonna treat you? Maddie? You are so right.
I'm just sick and you went with a chocolate shake?
What ala? You must be a classic lady, Maddie.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I am, and my husband brought me.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
To get it. You got a husband that brought you
to get a chocolate shake. You better put him under
lock and key. The people are gonna be coming for him, Maddie.
He's under lock and key. Yeah, he's locked up. Give
me one, give me a he's locked up. I love it.
Monsters tickets on the way. We're hooking up because it's
what we do The Jeremiah Show ninety six to five
(02:32):
Kiss FM. Less than ten minutes. We got four tickets.
Fore you check out the Monsters game over at the
Rocket Arena. They renamed that yesterday in case you missed it.
Good vibe spread and it's what we do on the program,
Good Things Happening in your life. Hit us up on
the app. A little talk back button there. You can
send me a message or just just call two one
sixty five seventy ninety six five oz text you. It's
the same number. Hey, Mark, tell me something that happened
(02:53):
to you today in your life.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
My birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's your birthday, Mark. Let's go what the big clebration
plans for Mark on his birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Be honestome man, I'm not doing anything. So tomorrow I'm
gonna go pick the kids up tonight, take them to
do something fun like sky Zone, and then and then tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Will be my night.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh I didn't know I was talking to the best
dad in the world, well at least tied with me.
Got do you get out there on the trampoline? Mark?
You like the bounce around with the kids. I'm the
biggest kid out there, are you?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I am the big kid out there?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Attempt a flip while at the sky Zone.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's about five years ago, about a week man.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, you gotta watch that. Achilles.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You don't want to pull on Aaron Rodgers. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Got you there for sure?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Mark, Thank you for listening. Happy birthday, brother, Appreciate you
all right, Cleve butt'd stick around. Let's get you tickets
to the monsters after this. Cleveland Monsters are in town
on the first the new Rocket Arena. Let's see if
we can get Holly from Lakewood. There she's probably twelve.
Hollygood afternoon, Hay girl, Hey girl, Holly. First things first,
how do we feel about Rocket Arena?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I mean they keep changing it? What's one thing?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Rocket Mortgage field House.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Is like accessibly long. But I mean you still called
the queue, don't you, Holly. Yes, you can call it
whatever you want if you win these day. I mean
you can call whatever you want, no matter what. But
I got four tickets for you. Check out the Cleveland Monsters.
All you gotta do is tell me is it colder
than Cleveland. I'll give you a city. You tell me
whether or not that city's colder than Cleveland. It's as
simple as that, too, in a row to win. Okay,
(04:24):
the temperature in Cleveland right now, according to my phone,
is eighteen degrees, So you've got that to go on.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
First tell me is Parkville, Maryland, MD? Is Maryland? Right, Parkville, Maryland?
Is it colder than Cleveland in Parkville? I'm gonna say no, No,
that's correct. Twenty six degrees in Parkville, Maryland. Like I said,
it's eighteen here in Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
One more for the win. Lorain, Ohio, ooh, Lorraine, is
it colder than Cleveland in Lorraine. Yes, it is by
one degree. That's right, you went holiday, love it. Congrats.
We got four tickets for you to take to the
to go to the Monsters game. Who you taking with you? Holly?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm probably gonna see if the boyfriend wants to.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Go on his daughter a look at you being a
good future step mom? Is that weird to call you
a step moye?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
No? I don't know. I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, Well, you guys have a blast. We got
four tickets for you to go.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Check it out.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Have you checked out a Monsters game before? I?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, yeah, okay, good a little while.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, you know, every time they score, you have to
stand up for your seat and this you know, this
might not be good for the for the future stepdaughter,
but you got to stand up when they score a
goal and yell a very important phrase. Okay, that's what
you gotta yell when they score a goal. Holly. That's
a rule. It's a Jeremiah Show rule. Okay, all right, Holly,
(05:40):
hang on, I'm gonna get more info for me. Okay, okay,
so welcome. All right, hang on there, we got Ghosted
coming up for you. Cleveland three twenty that's right after
we get you a thousand bucks. That'll happen at three
on your hookup station. We're ninety six five kiss. You
got less than ten minutes until an all new ghosted
on the Jeremiah Show. It's ninety six to five Kiss FM.
Cameron ghosted Page.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
The end of the date, she was a completely different person.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Page ghosted Cavern. Sorry, I flipped that what happened on
this day that by the end she was done and
then he was clueless about it. We'll get to that
coming up on the show. Guys twenty twenty five is weird. Obviously,
it just got weirder because an oar fish washed ashore
on a beach in Mexico, and despite tourists trying to
(06:23):
put it back in the water three times, it kept
beaching itself. Now, this is known as the doomsday fish
because according to Fourkli folk folk lore, it's a sign
of catastrophe.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
The fish is rarely seen by human sense. It lives
in the deep sea and at times comes to shore
to die. Two recent sightings were just before earthquakes. Videos
up online. I don't like this at all. It looks
this thing looks like a shiny piece of foiled tape.
It's not very big. I'm gonna say maybe maybe twenty
(07:00):
four inches long, but it's like no wider than like
a like a club bracelet. You see what I'm saying.
But like as what's going like? We look the aliens
last year, right? Are the aliens in the ocean? Are
they disturbing these oar fish? What is going to happen?
I don't like this. It makes me feel weird. I
wanted you to feel weird as well. That's pretty much
(07:20):
the reason for this conversation. So I don't know what's
going to happen, but just you know, just be out there,
keep your head on a swivel, keep hydrating, keep your
head on a swivel, and if the aliens are listening,
I would like a ride, please and thank you. Ghost
it all the way three twenties kiss FM.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Stop staring at that ride receipt unless a Jeremiah show
found out why you got ghosted.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Now for a famous ghost story.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Cameron, welcome into the show. Uh, you reached out about
getting ghosted by Page. Don't know much beyond that, So
do me a favorite. Catch us up to what's going
on or what you think is going on and what's
happened so far, and then try to give her a
call here.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
All right, Hey, yeah, so I met Page on a
dating app, and you know, leading up to our first date,
we got along real well. She was texting me a lot,
she seemed super interested, and it was going nice. And
then you know, we went out to eat, we had
a date, and it's like, at the end of the date,
she was a completely different person and I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, she did.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Did anything happen during the date that like if you
try to be try to be mister zoom out a
mile above the situation, like you're watching down like on
a satellite. Can you think of anything that would maybe
be a little weird or red?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Something does anything spark your brain?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
She did step away for like a phone call.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
During the date. I don't know, maybe like her mom
died or something. I don't know, but like she was
a different person when she came back.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And I couldn't figure it out. Would I would hope
if her mom died during a date, she would she
would just be like, Hey, I've got to go. My
mom died. So I'm guessing that theory is not not
the one, but you know it could be, you know
what I mean. All right, well, let me do this.
I'm gonna play one song and then we're gonna come
back and we're gonna try to give her a call
and see if she'll tell us what's going on.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, all right, that sounds good. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You got I appreciate you. Hang out less than three
minutes more. Ghosted with Cameron in Page On the JM
I Show. It's Kiss FM. No giant red flags, except
Cameron thought her mom might have died because of the
phone call. Again, he's just grasping its stars in the
middle of your Ghosted on the JRMIA Show, It's ninety
six five Kiss FM. So Cameron, you gave me your number.
I'm gonna give her a call now, and we're gonna
(09:29):
see if we can figure out what's going on. Do though,
hang out, stay on the phone, don't say anything right away.
Let us chat with her first, and then at some
point we'll bring you back in.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Okay, all right, sounds good?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
A right, good luck? Thangs Hello, Hi is page available?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
This is hey page.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's the JAMI Show ninety six to five kiss FM, hay.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Girl, I love you. Guys. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Hey, uh Page in the middle of a ghostud right now,
you familiar with ghosted? Oh yeah, I am. Okay, so
you probably know what's going on though, But Cameron, is
that a dude that you know?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Oh yeah, m hm.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
He's trying to figure out what what happened on the
date he thought your mom might have died. I know
that sounds weird and out of context, but that was
what he was kind of. That's just showing he's completely
lost as to why you ghosted him. So will you
tell us?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah? I don't understand how he does not know, but yeah,
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, So he you know, he's got this attitude like
he went like he needed help from the server or
when it's service. He would bang on his glass with
a fork, but he would think that fork, that fork
was almost like a hammer, Like I don't know how
that fork did break the glass because he had to
bang on it so hard to get you were you
(10:50):
were absolutely exaggerating.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Okay, take a breath. Obviously Cameron's here. You probably knew that,
but what Okay, I don't care the volume in which
the fork was being banged against, said cup, why were
you doing it? That's that's the question I want to know.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I needed something from the server, and life is just
too short to be subservient to everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I yes, like I said it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, that's how I feel.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
That's uh.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I so so like, do you treat.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Everyone like this in your life?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Or I mean just the people providing you service? That's
what I want to know, because all right, I.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Mean I didn't treat you. I did not treat you
like that.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Oh, because you did what you want to in my parents,
ain't gonna do that to me.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Okay, listen, I didn't treat anyone poorly, I claimed on
my glass because I needed something from the waiter.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No, we heard that, Cameron. I think we both page
witnessed it. I'm sure the whole Do you not know?
That's not a nice thing to do, that's my question.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I don't know what world you come from, but that's
fine in my world.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh boy, listens, listen, that's not just what he did.
He's calling the bartender Bob, and of course, you know,
cleaning on the glass like he's summoning someone to call
to him as if he's like the king or something.
I mean, it's ridiculous when he thinks he's like authority.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Of some sort.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I like, you think this is a normal thing for
humans to do, Cameron.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I think that if you're a man of power and
you have any sort of confidence saying yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
But you guys sound like you don't know what that's
all about.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I uh, Paige, I mean I I do you want
to go out with him again?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I know the answer, but I want to.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
No, No, I don't. He's like ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I can't deal with this kind of a person. He's
shouldn't even be a human.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No, E, all right by.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You slide into our d MS at Jayshow Radio and
we'll get to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Of it on The Jeremiah Show. A thousand bucks coming
up for you on the Jeremiah Show at your hook
up station ninety sixty five Kiss FM, of course, top
of the hour. Every hour we hit you with the rand.
We'll do it again at four o'clock here on the show.
How many pictures you got on your phone right now?
You're not driving? Pop open your little photos up. If
you have the new software you've got, you've got to
(13:14):
do some sort of math because it like breaks it
down individually. And I would love to know how many
pictures do you have on your phone right now? How
many photographs? Because the average person has fifteen hundred and
ninety eight one thousand, five hundred and ninety eight photos
(13:37):
on the average person's phone camera roll text your number
it or call it two one sixty five seven eight
ninety six five zero. Mine's excessive. But for the line
of work I'm in, I take a lot of pictures.
I got a lot of content on here. Is it
quality content? That's not important, guys. What's important is the amount.
Because if I'm just reading through and maybe do this,
(13:59):
if you texted it, break it down, because this is
how the new software does, and it's kind of weird.
I have thirteen hundred and two screenshots, that's excessive. I
have five thousand, six hundred and six videos. I have
fifty five hundred and ninety live photos, two thousand, two
(14:21):
hundred and twenty one selfies, and three thousand, eight hundred
and eighty three portrait photos. I got a math That
math really quick because that's a lot, and then tell
me what yours is. Like I said, two point sixty
five seventy ninety sixty five zo color text. I'm gonna
calculate this because it's it's about to be obscene two
(14:43):
hundred two thousand to two two hundred one plus fifty
five ninety plus three eighty eight three. It's eleven thousand,
six hundred ninety four photos only you tack on videos.
I'm at seventeen thousand, three hundred. That's excessive, Josh on
the text. Eleven thousand, five hundred and twenty eight Still
(15:03):
not more than me, sir, with my seventeen thousand. Well again,
I don't know. Wow, twenty seven thousand, three hundred and
thirty four text out of the four to four to
zho Yeah, let me know. Like I said, the average
person only almost sixteen hundred. Where do you lie? That's
what I want to know. Hit us up on the
free iHeartRadio app as well. You know how to do
that that red microphone? Yeah, people right by the play
(15:25):
button and tell me how many picture got of the
camera roll. I just I'm getting texts from everyone. How
many pictures you got on your camera roll? Your video role.
Give me the total and because the average persons sixteen hundred,
I'm seventeen thousand, Austin Love text me he is. I'm
a rough estimate here he's eight, that's eight thousand, that's fifteen,
(15:49):
that's twenty three, he's he's somewhere in the mid twenty thousands.
Our boy, Austin Love from Channel three if you want
to text him in two and sixty five seven, eight
ninety six five Ozhu. Guys, we take a lot of pictures.
Let's tuck to Mary on the program. Now, Mary, good, afternoon,
Hey girl, how are you? What's going on?
Speaker 6 (16:06):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I wanted to report how many pictures I have on
night crappy phone.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Wait, what is your crappy phone? Mary, let's talk about
that for a second.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Well, it's some kind of a Samsung.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
It always says I don't have enough data and I
can't store. So guess I have sixty three pictures.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
On my phone.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
No, you don't mold of them.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Are either my grandchildren I have nine of them, or
flowers or nature? I love nature photography.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
You got to get you got to get a cloud
service setup, have one of your grand kids. Get you
going okay, that way you can have more.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Than six year daughters right now and she could do.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
That for me. There you have her. Set you up, marey.
I appreciate you called. Have a great day you too,
Hi kiss If im is this.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Sure is? Who's this?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
This is Danny.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I was just listening to you as I was driving.
How many photos you have in the.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
In the gallery?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
How many here in your gallery? Right now?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I have twenty seven fifty.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh now is that?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Here's and I don't know if you have the new
the new software. Is that just photos or is that
all your media?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
That's all my media?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
You have?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You say it again? What was the number?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's twenty seven fifty six.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Believe it or not. You don't win. Not that it
was a game and there's a prize. Linda from Adnah
has thirty eight thousan five hundred pictures. She said, oh wow,
I gotta call I gotta, I gotta call her and
find out what the heck she's taking pictures up? Yeah,
I think we got to do that. Well, Danny, I
appreciate you calling my friend. Have a great day, all right,
Thank you to you as well. All right, let's let's
try to give Liddy Linda Linda a call here and
(17:41):
see if she answers. We'll give it a shot. Is
this Linda with a y? It's Jared. It's Jeremia from
Kiss FM. I'm not trying to sell you anything.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Sorry, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Linda? I saw your text. I had to call you.
Are you cool if we chat for a minute because
you're your picture of he is obscene?
Speaker 5 (18:06):
I am so sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yes, it is, Linda, you have we I was talking
to Danny. Your text came through. I said, Danny, I
hate to kick you off. I have to go. We
need to call Linda from Adana because she has thirty
eight thousand, five hundred gosh damn pictures on her phone.
Is that just pictures or is that everything? I think that.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Includes screenshots and selfies and the normal pictures. I'm surprised
my phone even at hold.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Down right, I will and again, as a guy who
this is my job, you still have more than me,
which you might have a problem. Linda. Yeah, what what
is the content of these pictures that you're taking? What?
What do you take the most? Is it like just
pictures of you?
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Not selfies?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
No? But I actually screenshot everything in case I need it?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
And I take pictures of unnecessary things?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What give me the most unnecessary thing? You took a
picture of last?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
God?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Like?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
How how unnecessary? Like pictures of cobwebs in the corner
of buildings, Like are you that random with it? Because
I'm here for it.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
A lot of them are memes. A lot of them
are pictures I want to be like if I want
to go shopping and get something, I love it.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
So wait, you so you said you screenshot everything in
case you need it. When has the excessive screenshotting coming handy, Linda?
Has it not yet? Are you still waiting for that day?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
I'm actually driving right now and I just left.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
My doctor's appointment, so I'm actually I have a lot
of brain FuG going on.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
That's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
You to call.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I actually got through to you.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Well, hello, welcome into the show.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I have your number saved in my text machine, so
feel free to call her text anytime. Okay, all right, Linda,
I appreciate you answering and chatting with me, and I
hope you have a great day.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Thank you you too, Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Shout out the text with one hundred hidden photos. We
know what's going on there. Also, we know a thousand
bucks is coming up next. Hang on, Halsey, tickets coming
up for you on your hookup station. We're ninety six
five Kiss FM four to thirty five. We're gonna play
the anagram game because, as you know, maybe you don't know,
Halsey is an anagram for her real name Ashley. So
that's how you score those tickets coming up for thirty
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five guys. I don't wear contacts and I never will.
I will wear the bulkiest, most ugly glasses for the
rest of my life. Because a thirty three year old
woman found several contact lenses well doctors found several contact
lenses in her eyeballs. They were trapped back there what
(20:46):
she's known as missus A, obviously protecting her in anminymity,
went to the Plastic Surgery Hospital of the Chinese Academy
of Medical Sciences to treat a condition called hemi facial atrophy,
where if you google that, you don't have to. I
have googled it. It is caused by numerous theories, maybe
(21:10):
a viral infection, some trauma, auto immunity sympathetic malfunctions, so
it's some sort of hemifacial atrophy. During the surgery to
improve her facial symmetry, doctors found five contact lenses stuck
behind her eyeball. How and I'm genuinely asking this question
(21:32):
because I don't know the answer. How do you lose
I know how you lose contacts? My wife wears contacts.
They pop out all the time, but like, how do
you lose them in your eyeball? And then just be like, okay,
let's go get some soup, guys, Am I missing something here?
I very well could be like, how are you losing
(21:52):
contacts in your eyeballs? And there're just don't you feel that?
I know I about have a panic attack when I
get an eyelash in my eyeball. Realize I sound soft.
I am a little bit dowey. Okay, if you if
you've got a theory, if it's happened to you, hit
me with a text really quick. I'd love to chat
with you. Two one six eight ninety six five five
(22:14):
contacts stuck behind your left eyeball? Nope, stood stu allsy
tickets on the way for you. Four point thirty five.
I was going to tell you how far it is away.
But that's quick math. I'm not ready for that. Sit.
You're on my in show ninety six five Kiss FM,
just talking about this story a woman in China. They
(22:36):
found five contact lenses tucked behind her eyeballs. I don't
understand it because I'm not a contact guy, never had them.
But this person is Kiss FM. Hey, who's this?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
This is Stacy.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
I was calling about the contest.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
If you're if you're here to tell me you've lost
contacts in your eyeballs for extended periods of time. I
may vomit on the radio.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
I thought I did because I couldn't find it, and
I had a really bad pain in my right eye.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, but I never found that lived.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
So now you just said that, I'm thinking it's still
in my eye. Michael, get it checked, can you?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I mean, I don't so. I, like I said, I've
never worn contacts. I don't have glasses. I'm fortunate there.
Do you not feel the contacts when they're in your eyeballs?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
You got lost? No?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
But like I said, I felt a bit of pain,
officially a literal pain.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
And then I looked all over for it. I couldn't
find it.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I didn't, but I lost it.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Do we have?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't understand how you did? They just don't feel it.
I'm confused and now I'm now I'm worried for you.
Yeah wait, if so, wait, I mean follow me for
a second. If they fight a contact in there, I
I technically saved your life. Am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah? Don't kill me?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm just so. I have either killed you or
saved your life. That's where we're at right now. Okay, Yeah,
you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Thank you for listening. Halsey tickets for thirty five, We'll
get you. Yes, it's the anagram game on the Chair
Money Show. We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's go
to call your twenty Brook is in Cleveland, brookod afternoon,
Hey girl, Brook, I love it. We're gonna play the
anagram game here. We all know Halsey's real name is Ashley.
(24:21):
That's an anagram for Halsey. I will give you the
anagram for a KISSFM artist. Keep in mind, if you
rearrange these letters, it's going to spell that KISSFM artist's name. Okay,
all right, it's gonna get weird. I'm just warning you.
I'll give you five seconds after I give you the word.
Your word is apnea transcriber.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I S.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Three two. I what no clue?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I know it's a hard one, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I will thank you for playing Brook. I appreciate you.
Have a great day. Bye, Yeah, I said Apnea transcriber
two one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
figure out what that anagram is. You'll be going to
Halsey when you come to Blossom good luck. It's Kiss FM.
It's the anagram game that Jamia show on ninety six
to five Kiss FM. Let's talk to Ashley and Parma
Heights next. Ashley. Good afternoon, Ah girl, Good girl, Ashley.
(25:11):
I have an anagram for a Kiss FM artist. Do
you know what an anagram is? Yeah? Okay, cool. So
you arrange these letters. It's gonna spell a Kiss FM
artist's name. You get five seconds to guess it after
I give you your anagram, and it is Apnea transcriber
three twoscriber. I know it's weird, isn't it. I'm sorry
(25:33):
you're out of time, Ashley, but you're a lovely human.
I hope you have a great day. Okay, Bye, let's
go to Brian in Canton next. Brian, good afternoon, sir.
How is Stark County is great? I was just down
at the plate against Sports over the weekend getting some
lacrosse equipment for my kids. I love that played against Sports.
Cold cold, yeah, it's cold everywhere. All right, Well, let's
(25:55):
see if we can think of warmer times, like when
Halsey's coming to blossom. You'll score tickets to see her
on j thirteenth if you win the anagram game. Brian,
you know what an anagram is, right? I don't know really,
but okay, I've rearranged the letters in a Kiss FM
artist's name. I'm gonna give you that clue. You gotta
tell me what artist is. For example, this is not
(26:15):
the answer, but Halsey is an anagram for her real
name of Ashley. So if you rearrange Halsey, it makes
Ashley makes sense. I see, all right, here we go, Brian.
I'll give you five seconds after I give you your
anagram again. This is a Kiss FM artist. Your anagram
is Apnea transcriber.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Like, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
He just says, okay, we're done here. Yeah, all right, Brian.
I appreciate you man, Keep keep repping the start County. Okay,
all right? See bye two one six five seven eight
ninety six five ozho apnia transcriber? What's that an anagram for? Well,
it's a KISSFM artist. But whom figured out? You're going to? Halsey?
Good on? It's the anagram game? Courtney? Up next, Courtney,
(27:00):
good afternoon, hay garl Courtney. I would do an anagram
for your name, but when I spelled it wrong on
the street, on the screen. And two, I'm not that
good at this game. Do you know an anagram for
your name? I'm not all Canda. No, I don't either. Well,
if you can figure out this anagram for a Kiss
FM artist, will send you to see Halsey at Blossom.
Sound like a plan? Sounds great. Your anagram is apney.
A transcriber is s is Sabrina Carpenter, You went, Corney.
(27:27):
Let's go wonder what a ra Who thought we were
going to wake up today and talk about being an
apnea transcriber. I don't even know what it means.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Courtney, I'm the birth names.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
You can't breathe that while I believe.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, that's its sleep apnea, right, and then a transcriber
writes things down. So I don't know what that means. All.
Here's what it means. It means you win. You're going
to Halsey. That's what it means, Courtney.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Great, thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Picture it now, June Blossom. It's going to be amazing
and it's not going to be seventeen degrees outside.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Really, a win win Courtney. You have the best time
in the world. Yeah, thank you. You are so welcome.
Sit tight. I' gonna got more info from you off
the air. We got a thousand bucks coming up for you.
We're paying your bills. It's ninety six five KISSFM. Hang on,
can't let's be smart about this. I'm smart, so smart.
It's time to smart you up. Clevelnza. We're not gonna
be the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's fun Factory knowledge
(28:16):
nugget for you, How about this one? According to now,
this guy's a doctor of neuroscience and pediatrics from Alleghany
University's name is Jeffrey Uttz. No, not the chip guy.
Different people have different percentages of their bodies made up
of water. For example, babies have the most, being born
at about seventy eight percent water by year one year
(28:38):
of age, email drops to about sixty five percent. Now
in adult men, sixty percent of their bodies are water,
and we all know simply why that other five percent
is made up of bourbon. Time once again, for your
genius of the day that Jeremiah Show. That would be
someone who's done something so stupid. Anything you've done pales
in comparison. Now, I'm put a scam warning on this
(29:01):
story because there's a lot of missing pieces, but it
is being talked a lot all over the Internet. A
woman may have got arrested after she got caught filling
up her ex boyfriend's gas tank with coke zero and
pre sucked skittles. Yes, I said pre sucked skittles. A
lot of questions like how do we know she sucked
(29:22):
on the skittles before stuffing them in the gas tank.
A lot of sites have picked up the story. The
woman's mugshot has blown up and has gone viral all
over social media, but we're not able to find the name.
Our detectives are perry. The platypuses have put on their hats,
have not found her name, the location where it happened,
or any info from the police department. So this could
(29:45):
be a scamming situation, but maybe this will inspire other
people with cheating access to do something illegal. I'm not
saying do it something illegal. I'm just saying I'm not
your mother. Do what you want. And also we probably
know they're pre suck stittles because if you saw her
stick her tongue on, you saw the skittle color remnants
in her mouth. That's how I would figure it out.
(30:07):
Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
For more, find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at
Chase Show Radio and it's weekdays two to six on
ninety six five Kiss FM.
Banged against said cup.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
For you.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's a chair of my show at least how you'll
do it on my least day?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Five?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, friend, and welcome into your Wednesday. Yes, Wednesday already
you four day a week workers who head Monday off.
It's it's already Wednesday. Celebrate that and uh cebary hook
cups on the way. We got monsters tickets for you.
We'll send the whole family or the whole girl group
four tickets for you at two thirty five on the show.
But spread the good vibes, cleave. But what's going on with you?
(00:34):
Tell me something good that happened in your life today.
You're celebrating something, celebrating ending something. Have a good lunch.
Love to hear about it. Two one six seventy ninety
six five zero caller text HiT's the same number. I
do want to wish you very happy birthday the Big
two seven to miss Kaylee rose am Stutz. Maybe you
know hers Chapel row, it's her birthday, Happy birthday, Chapel
(00:59):
ninety six five. Kiss that fan the Chaerol Mayas Show,
Chokes up Station ninety sixty five. Kiss at Vanda Chaolias Show.
I got those monsters tickets on the way for you
about twenty minutes from right. Now, we've got your covered there,
let's break good vibes. Good things happening in your life.
You can reach out and text them to me. You
can hit me up on the free iHeart Radio app
new and improved for you. You check the presets out
(01:20):
yet boom put us up top there, just real quick,
just real quick. Hey, Maddie, what you got? Spread the
good vibes. Tell me something good that happened to you
today in your life?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh wow, oh gosh, I woke up this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, what did you do today? Even though I want
you to think of the most with small what you
think is insignificant thing in your life that made you
feel good, But it's gonna be huge good vibes, I promise.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Well, you know what I wanted? Something cold, and I
came to Dairy Queen's to get a chocolate shake.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh yes, Now is this a regular occurrence for you,
Maddie or is this a special treat for yourself?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, this is a special treat.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's important, Maddie. It is important to treat yourself. Treat yourself.
You gotta treat yourself. Treat yourself exact. If you don't
treat yourself, who's gonna treat you? Maddie? You are so right.
I'm just sick and you went with a chocolate shake?
What ala? You must be a classic lady, Maddie.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I am, and my husband brought me.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
To get it. You got a husband that brought you
to get a chocolate shake. You better put him under
lock and key. The people are gonna be coming for him, Maddie.
He's under lock and key. Yeah, he's locked up. Give
me one, give me a he's locked up. I love it.
Monsters tickets on the way. We're hooking up because it's
what we do The Jeremiah Show ninety six to five
(02:32):
Kiss FM. Less than ten minutes. We got four tickets.
Fore you check out the Monsters game over at the
Rocket Arena. They renamed that yesterday in case you missed it.
Good vibe spread and it's what we do on the program,
Good Things Happening in your life. Hit us up on
the app. A little talk back button there. You can
send me a message or just just call two one
sixty five seventy ninety six five oz text you. It's
the same number. Hey, Mark, tell me something that happened
(02:53):
to you today in your life.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
My birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's your birthday, Mark. Let's go what the big clebration
plans for Mark on his birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Be honestome man, I'm not doing anything. So tomorrow I'm
gonna go pick the kids up tonight, take them to
do something fun like sky Zone, and then and then tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Will be my night.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh I didn't know I was talking to the best
dad in the world, well at least tied with me.
Got do you get out there on the trampoline? Mark?
You like the bounce around with the kids. I'm the
biggest kid out there, are you?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I am the big kid out there?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Attempt a flip while at the sky Zone.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's about five years ago, about a week man.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, you gotta watch that. Achilles.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You don't want to pull on Aaron Rodgers. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Got you there for sure?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Mark, Thank you for listening. Happy birthday, brother, Appreciate you
all right, Cleve butt'd stick around. Let's get you tickets
to the monsters after this. Cleveland Monsters are in town
on the first the new Rocket Arena. Let's see if
we can get Holly from Lakewood. There she's probably twelve.
Hollygood afternoon, Hay girl, Hey girl, Holly. First things first,
how do we feel about Rocket Arena?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I mean they keep changing it? What's one thing?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Rocket Mortgage field House.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Is like accessibly long. But I mean you still called
the queue, don't you, Holly. Yes, you can call it
whatever you want if you win these day. I mean
you can call whatever you want, no matter what. But
I got four tickets for you. Check out the Cleveland Monsters.
All you gotta do is tell me is it colder
than Cleveland. I'll give you a city. You tell me
whether or not that city's colder than Cleveland. It's as
simple as that, too, in a row to win. Okay,
(04:24):
the temperature in Cleveland right now, according to my phone,
is eighteen degrees, So you've got that to go on.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
First tell me is Parkville, Maryland, MD? Is Maryland? Right, Parkville, Maryland?
Is it colder than Cleveland in Parkville? I'm gonna say no, No,
that's correct. Twenty six degrees in Parkville, Maryland. Like I said,
it's eighteen here in Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
One more for the win. Lorain, Ohio, ooh, Lorraine, is
it colder than Cleveland in Lorraine. Yes, it is by
one degree. That's right, you went holiday, love it. Congrats.
We got four tickets for you to take to the
to go to the Monsters game. Who you taking with you? Holly?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm probably gonna see if the boyfriend wants to.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Go on his daughter a look at you being a
good future step mom? Is that weird to call you
a step moye?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
No? I don't know. I love it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, Well, you guys have a blast. We got
four tickets for you to go.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Check it out.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Have you checked out a Monsters game before? I?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, yeah, okay, good a little while.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well, you know, every time they score, you have to
stand up for your seat and this you know, this
might not be good for the for the future stepdaughter,
but you got to stand up when they score a
goal and yell a very important phrase. Okay, that's what
you gotta yell when they score a goal. Holly. That's
a rule. It's a Jeremiah Show rule. Okay, all right, Holly,
(05:40):
hang on, I'm gonna get more info for me. Okay, okay,
so welcome. All right, hang on there, we got Ghosted
coming up for you. Cleveland three twenty that's right after
we get you a thousand bucks. That'll happen at three
on your hookup station. We're ninety six five kiss. You
got less than ten minutes until an all new ghosted
on the Jeremiah Show. It's ninety six to five Kiss FM.
Cameron ghosted Page.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
The end of the date, she was a completely different person.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Page ghosted Cavern. Sorry, I flipped that what happened on
this day that by the end she was done and
then he was clueless about it. We'll get to that
coming up on the show. Guys twenty twenty five is weird. Obviously,
it just got weirder because an oar fish washed ashore
on a beach in Mexico, and despite tourists trying to
(06:23):
put it back in the water three times, it kept
beaching itself. Now, this is known as the doomsday fish
because according to Fourkli folk folk lore, it's a sign
of catastrophe.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
The fish is rarely seen by human sense. It lives
in the deep sea and at times comes to shore
to die. Two recent sightings were just before earthquakes. Videos
up online. I don't like this at all. It looks
this thing looks like a shiny piece of foiled tape.
It's not very big. I'm gonna say maybe maybe twenty
(07:00):
four inches long, but it's like no wider than like
a like a club bracelet. You see what I'm saying.
But like as what's going like? We look the aliens
last year, right? Are the aliens in the ocean? Are
they disturbing these oar fish? What is going to happen?
I don't like this. It makes me feel weird. I
wanted you to feel weird as well. That's pretty much
(07:20):
the reason for this conversation. So I don't know what's
going to happen, but just you know, just be out there,
keep your head on a swivel, keep hydrating, keep your
head on a swivel, and if the aliens are listening,
I would like a ride, please and thank you. Ghost
it all the way three twenties kiss FM.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Stop staring at that ride receipt unless a Jeremiah show
found out why you got ghosted.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Now for a famous ghost story.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Cameron, welcome into the show. Uh, you reached out about
getting ghosted by Page. Don't know much beyond that, So
do me a favorite. Catch us up to what's going
on or what you think is going on and what's
happened so far, and then try to give her a
call here.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
All right, Hey, yeah, so I met Page on a
dating app, and you know, leading up to our first date,
we got along real well. She was texting me a lot,
she seemed super interested, and it was going nice. And
then you know, we went out to eat, we had
a date, and it's like, at the end of the date,
she was a completely different person and I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, she did.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Did anything happen during the date that like if you
try to be try to be mister zoom out a
mile above the situation, like you're watching down like on
a satellite. Can you think of anything that would maybe
be a little weird or red?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Something does anything spark your brain?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
She did step away for like a phone call.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
During the date. I don't know, maybe like her mom
died or something. I don't know, but like she was
a different person when she came back.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And I couldn't figure it out. Would I would hope
if her mom died during a date, she would she
would just be like, Hey, I've got to go. My
mom died. So I'm guessing that theory is not not
the one, but you know it could be, you know
what I mean. All right, well, let me do this.
I'm gonna play one song and then we're gonna come
back and we're gonna try to give her a call
and see if she'll tell us what's going on.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Okay, all right, that sounds good. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You got I appreciate you. Hang out less than three
minutes more. Ghosted with Cameron in Page On the JM
I Show. It's Kiss FM. No giant red flags, except
Cameron thought her mom might have died because of the
phone call. Again, he's just grasping its stars in the
middle of your Ghosted on the JRMIA Show, It's ninety
six five Kiss FM. So Cameron, you gave me your number.
I'm gonna give her a call now, and we're gonna
(09:29):
see if we can figure out what's going on. Do though,
hang out, stay on the phone, don't say anything right away.
Let us chat with her first, and then at some
point we'll bring you back in.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Okay, all right, sounds good?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
A right, good luck? Thangs Hello, Hi is page available?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
This is hey page.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's the JAMI Show ninety six to five kiss FM, hay.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Girl, I love you. Guys. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Hey, uh Page in the middle of a ghostud right now,
you familiar with ghosted? Oh yeah, I am. Okay, so
you probably know what's going on though, But Cameron, is
that a dude that you know?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Oh yeah, m hm.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
He's trying to figure out what what happened on the
date he thought your mom might have died. I know
that sounds weird and out of context, but that was
what he was kind of. That's just showing he's completely
lost as to why you ghosted him. So will you
tell us?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah? I don't understand how he does not know, but yeah,
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, So he you know, he's got this attitude like
he went like he needed help from the server or
when it's service. He would bang on his glass with
a fork, but he would think that fork, that fork
was almost like a hammer, Like I don't know how
that fork did break the glass because he had to
bang on it so hard to get you were you
(10:50):
were absolutely exaggerating.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Okay, take a breath. Obviously Cameron's here. You probably knew that,
but what Okay, I don't care the volume in which
the fork was being banged against, said cup, why were
you doing it? That's that's the question I want to know.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
I needed something from the server, and life is just
too short to be subservient to everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I yes, like I said it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, that's how I feel.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
That's uh.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I so so like, do you treat.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Everyone like this in your life?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Or I mean just the people providing you service? That's
what I want to know, because all right, I.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Mean I didn't treat you. I did not treat you
like that.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Oh, because you did what you want to in my parents,
ain't gonna do that to me.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Okay, listen, I didn't treat anyone poorly, I claimed on
my glass because I needed something from the waiter.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
No, we heard that, Cameron. I think we both page
witnessed it. I'm sure the whole Do you not know?
That's not a nice thing to do, that's my question.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I don't know what world you come from, but that's
fine in my world.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh boy, listens, listen, that's not just what he did.
He's calling the bartender Bob, and of course, you know,
cleaning on the glass like he's summoning someone to call
to him as if he's like the king or something.
I mean, it's ridiculous when he thinks he's like authority.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Of some sort.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I like, you think this is a normal thing for
humans to do, Cameron.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I think that if you're a man of power and
you have any sort of confidence saying yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
But you guys sound like you don't know what that's
all about.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I uh, Paige, I mean I I do you want
to go out with him again?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I know the answer, but I want to.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
No, No, I don't. He's like ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I can't deal with this kind of a person. He's
shouldn't even be a human.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No, E, all right by.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You slide into our d MS at Jayshow Radio and
we'll get to the bottom.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Of it on The Jeremiah Show. A thousand bucks coming
up for you on the Jeremiah Show at your hook
up station ninety sixty five Kiss FM, of course, top
of the hour. Every hour we hit you with the rand.
We'll do it again at four o'clock here on the show.
How many pictures you got on your phone right now?
You're not driving? Pop open your little photos up. If
you have the new software you've got, you've got to
(13:14):
do some sort of math because it like breaks it
down individually. And I would love to know how many
pictures do you have on your phone right now? How
many photographs? Because the average person has fifteen hundred and
ninety eight one thousand, five hundred and ninety eight photos
(13:37):
on the average person's phone camera roll text your number
it or call it two one sixty five seven eight
ninety six five zero. Mine's excessive. But for the line
of work I'm in, I take a lot of pictures.
I got a lot of content on here. Is it
quality content? That's not important, guys. What's important is the amount.
Because if I'm just reading through and maybe do this,
(13:59):
if you texted it, break it down, because this is
how the new software does, and it's kind of weird.
I have thirteen hundred and two screenshots, that's excessive. I
have five thousand, six hundred and six videos. I have
fifty five hundred and ninety live photos, two thousand, two
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hundred and twenty one selfies, and three thousand, eight hundred
and eighty three portrait photos. I got a math That
math really quick because that's a lot, and then tell
me what yours is. Like I said, two point sixty
five seventy ninety sixty five zo color text. I'm gonna
calculate this because it's it's about to be obscene two
(14:43):
hundred two thousand to two two hundred one plus fifty
five ninety plus three eighty eight three. It's eleven thousand,
six hundred ninety four photos only you tack on videos.
I'm at seventeen thousand, three hundred. That's excessive, Josh on
the text. Eleven thousand, five hundred and twenty eight Still
(15:03):
not more than me, sir, with my seventeen thousand. Well again,
I don't know. Wow, twenty seven thousand, three hundred and
thirty four text out of the four to four to
zho Yeah, let me know. Like I said, the average
person only almost sixteen hundred. Where do you lie? That's
what I want to know. Hit us up on the
free iHeartRadio app as well. You know how to do
that that red microphone? Yeah, people right by the play
(15:25):
button and tell me how many picture got of the
camera roll. I just I'm getting texts from everyone. How
many pictures you got on your camera roll? Your video role.
Give me the total and because the average persons sixteen hundred,
I'm seventeen thousand, Austin Love text me he is. I'm
a rough estimate here he's eight, that's eight thousand, that's fifteen,
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that's twenty three, he's he's somewhere in the mid twenty thousands.
Our boy, Austin Love from Channel three if you want
to text him in two and sixty five seven, eight
ninety six five Ozhu. Guys, we take a lot of pictures.
Let's tuck to Mary on the program. Now, Mary, good, afternoon,
Hey girl, how are you? What's going on?
Speaker 6 (16:06):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I wanted to report how many pictures I have on
night crappy phone.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Wait, what is your crappy phone? Mary, let's talk about
that for a second.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Well, it's some kind of a Samsung.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
It always says I don't have enough data and I
can't store. So guess I have sixty three pictures.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
On my phone.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
No, you don't mold of them.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Are either my grandchildren I have nine of them, or
flowers or nature? I love nature photography.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
You got to get you got to get a cloud
service setup, have one of your grand kids. Get you
going okay, that way you can have more.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Than six year daughters right now and she could do.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
That for me. There you have her. Set you up, marey.
I appreciate you called. Have a great day you too,
Hi kiss If im is this.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Sure is? Who's this?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
This is Danny.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I was just listening to you as I was driving.
How many photos you have in the.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
In the gallery?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
How many here in your gallery? Right now?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I have twenty seven fifty.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh now is that?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Here's and I don't know if you have the new
the new software. Is that just photos or is that
all your media?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
That's all my media?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
You have?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You say it again? What was the number?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's twenty seven fifty six.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Believe it or not. You don't win. Not that it
was a game and there's a prize. Linda from Adnah
has thirty eight thousan five hundred pictures. She said, oh wow,
I gotta call I gotta, I gotta call her and
find out what the heck she's taking pictures up? Yeah,
I think we got to do that. Well, Danny, I
appreciate you calling my friend. Have a great day, all right,
Thank you to you as well. All right, let's let's
try to give Liddy Linda Linda a call here and
(17:41):
see if she answers. We'll give it a shot. Is
this Linda with a y? It's Jared. It's Jeremia from
Kiss FM. I'm not trying to sell you anything.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Sorry, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Linda? I saw your text. I had to call you.
Are you cool if we chat for a minute because
you're your picture of he is obscene?
Speaker 5 (18:06):
I am so sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yes, it is, Linda, you have we I was talking
to Danny. Your text came through. I said, Danny, I
hate to kick you off. I have to go. We
need to call Linda from Adana because she has thirty
eight thousand, five hundred gosh damn pictures on her phone.
Is that just pictures or is that everything? I think that.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Includes screenshots and selfies and the normal pictures. I'm surprised
my phone even at hold.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Down right, I will and again, as a guy who
this is my job, you still have more than me,
which you might have a problem. Linda. Yeah, what what
is the content of these pictures that you're taking? What?
What do you take the most? Is it like just
pictures of you?
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Not selfies?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
No? But I actually screenshot everything in case I need it?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
And I take pictures of unnecessary things?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
What give me the most unnecessary thing? You took a
picture of last?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
God?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Like?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
How how unnecessary? Like pictures of cobwebs in the corner
of buildings, Like are you that random with it? Because
I'm here for it.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
A lot of them are memes. A lot of them
are pictures I want to be like if I want
to go shopping and get something, I love it.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
So wait, you so you said you screenshot everything in
case you need it. When has the excessive screenshotting coming handy, Linda?
Has it not yet? Are you still waiting for that day?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
I'm actually driving right now and I just left.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
My doctor's appointment, so I'm actually I have a lot
of brain FuG going on.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
That's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
You to call.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I actually got through to you.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Well, hello, welcome into the show.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I have your number saved in my text machine, so
feel free to call her text anytime. Okay, all right, Linda,
I appreciate you answering and chatting with me, and I
hope you have a great day.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Thank you you too, Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Shout out the text with one hundred hidden photos. We
know what's going on there. Also, we know a thousand
bucks is coming up next. Hang on, Halsey, tickets coming
up for you on your hookup station. We're ninety six
five Kiss FM four to thirty five. We're gonna play
the anagram game because, as you know, maybe you don't know,
Halsey is an anagram for her real name Ashley. So
that's how you score those tickets coming up for thirty
(20:26):
five guys. I don't wear contacts and I never will.
I will wear the bulkiest, most ugly glasses for the
rest of my life. Because a thirty three year old
woman found several contact lenses well doctors found several contact
lenses in her eyeballs. They were trapped back there what
(20:46):
she's known as missus A, obviously protecting her in anminymity,
went to the Plastic Surgery Hospital of the Chinese Academy
of Medical Sciences to treat a condition called hemi facial atrophy,
where if you google that, you don't have to. I
have googled it. It is caused by numerous theories, maybe
(21:10):
a viral infection, some trauma, auto immunity sympathetic malfunctions, so
it's some sort of hemifacial atrophy. During the surgery to
improve her facial symmetry, doctors found five contact lenses stuck
behind her eyeball. How and I'm genuinely asking this question
(21:32):
because I don't know the answer. How do you lose
I know how you lose contacts? My wife wears contacts.
They pop out all the time, but like, how do
you lose them in your eyeball? And then just be like, okay,
let's go get some soup, guys, Am I missing something here?
I very well could be like, how are you losing
(21:52):
contacts in your eyeballs? And there're just don't you feel that?
I know I about have a panic attack when I
get an eyelash in my eyeball. Realize I sound soft.
I am a little bit dowey. Okay, if you if
you've got a theory, if it's happened to you, hit
me with a text really quick. I'd love to chat
with you. Two one six eight ninety six five five
(22:14):
contacts stuck behind your left eyeball? Nope, stood stu allsy
tickets on the way for you. Four point thirty five.
I was going to tell you how far it is away.
But that's quick math. I'm not ready for that. Sit.
You're on my in show ninety six five Kiss FM,
just talking about this story a woman in China. They
(22:36):
found five contact lenses tucked behind her eyeballs. I don't
understand it because I'm not a contact guy, never had them.
But this person is Kiss FM. Hey, who's this?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
This is Stacy.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
I was calling about the contest.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
If you're if you're here to tell me you've lost
contacts in your eyeballs for extended periods of time. I
may vomit on the radio.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
I thought I did because I couldn't find it, and
I had a really bad pain in my right eye.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, but I never found that lived.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
So now you just said that, I'm thinking it's still
in my eye. Michael, get it checked, can you?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
I mean, I don't so. I, like I said, I've
never worn contacts. I don't have glasses. I'm fortunate there.
Do you not feel the contacts when they're in your eyeballs?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
You got lost? No?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
But like I said, I felt a bit of pain,
officially a literal pain.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
And then I looked all over for it. I couldn't
find it.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I didn't, but I lost it.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Do we have?
Speaker 4 (23:31):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't understand how you did? They just don't feel it.
I'm confused and now I'm now I'm worried for you.
Yeah wait, if so, wait, I mean follow me for
a second. If they fight a contact in there, I
I technically saved your life. Am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah? Don't kill me?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm just so. I have either killed you or
saved your life. That's where we're at right now. Okay, Yeah,
you're welcome.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Thank you for listening. Halsey tickets for thirty five, We'll
get you. Yes, it's the anagram game on the Chair
Money Show. We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's go
to call your twenty Brook is in Cleveland, brookod afternoon,
Hey girl, Brook, I love it. We're gonna play the
anagram game here. We all know Halsey's real name is Ashley.
(24:21):
That's an anagram for Halsey. I will give you the
anagram for a KISSFM artist. Keep in mind, if you
rearrange these letters, it's going to spell that KISSFM artist's name. Okay,
all right, it's gonna get weird. I'm just warning you.
I'll give you five seconds after I give you the word.
Your word is apnea transcriber.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I S.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Three two. I what no clue?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I know it's a hard one, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I will thank you for playing Brook. I appreciate you.
Have a great day. Bye, Yeah, I said Apnea transcriber
two one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
figure out what that anagram is. You'll be going to
Halsey when you come to Blossom good luck. It's Kiss FM.
It's the anagram game that Jamia show on ninety six
to five Kiss FM. Let's talk to Ashley and Parma
Heights next. Ashley. Good afternoon, Ah girl, Good girl, Ashley.
(25:11):
I have an anagram for a Kiss FM artist. Do
you know what an anagram is? Yeah? Okay, cool. So
you arrange these letters. It's gonna spell a Kiss FM
artist's name. You get five seconds to guess it after
I give you your anagram, and it is Apnea transcriber
three twoscriber. I know it's weird, isn't it. I'm sorry
(25:33):
you're out of time, Ashley, but you're a lovely human.
I hope you have a great day. Okay, Bye, let's
go to Brian in Canton next. Brian, good afternoon, sir.
How is Stark County is great? I was just down
at the plate against Sports over the weekend getting some
lacrosse equipment for my kids. I love that played against Sports.
Cold cold, yeah, it's cold everywhere. All right, Well, let's
(25:55):
see if we can think of warmer times, like when
Halsey's coming to blossom. You'll score tickets to see her
on j thirteenth if you win the anagram game. Brian,
you know what an anagram is, right? I don't know really,
but okay, I've rearranged the letters in a Kiss FM
artist's name. I'm gonna give you that clue. You gotta
tell me what artist is. For example, this is not
(26:15):
the answer, but Halsey is an anagram for her real
name of Ashley. So if you rearrange Halsey, it makes
Ashley makes sense. I see, all right, here we go, Brian.
I'll give you five seconds after I give you your
anagram again. This is a Kiss FM artist. Your anagram
is Apnea transcriber.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Like, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
He just says, okay, we're done here. Yeah, all right, Brian.
I appreciate you man, Keep keep repping the start County. Okay,
all right? See bye two one six five seven eight
ninety six five ozho apnia transcriber? What's that an anagram for? Well,
it's a KISSFM artist. But whom figured out? You're going to? Halsey?
Good on? It's the anagram game? Courtney? Up next, Courtney,
(27:00):
good afternoon, hay garl Courtney. I would do an anagram
for your name, but when I spelled it wrong on
the street, on the screen. And two, I'm not that
good at this game. Do you know an anagram for
your name? I'm not all Canda. No, I don't either. Well,
if you can figure out this anagram for a Kiss
FM artist, will send you to see Halsey at Blossom.
Sound like a plan? Sounds great. Your anagram is apney.
A transcriber is s is Sabrina Carpenter, You went, Corney.
(27:27):
Let's go wonder what a ra Who thought we were
going to wake up today and talk about being an
apnea transcriber. I don't even know what it means.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Courtney, I'm the birth names.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
You can't breathe that while I believe.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, that's its sleep apnea, right, and then a transcriber
writes things down. So I don't know what that means. All.
Here's what it means. It means you win. You're going
to Halsey. That's what it means, Courtney.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Great, thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Picture it now, June Blossom. It's going to be amazing
and it's not going to be seventeen degrees outside.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Really, a win win Courtney. You have the best time
in the world. Yeah, thank you. You are so welcome.
Sit tight. I' gonna got more info from you off
the air. We got a thousand bucks coming up for you.
We're paying your bills. It's ninety six five KISSFM. Hang on,
can't let's be smart about this. I'm smart, so smart.
It's time to smart you up. Clevelnza. We're not gonna
be the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's fun Factory knowledge
(28:16):
nugget for you, How about this one? According to now,
this guy's a doctor of neuroscience and pediatrics from Alleghany
University's name is Jeffrey Uttz. No, not the chip guy.
Different people have different percentages of their bodies made up
of water. For example, babies have the most, being born
at about seventy eight percent water by year one year
(28:38):
of age, email drops to about sixty five percent. Now
in adult men, sixty percent of their bodies are water,
and we all know simply why that other five percent
is made up of bourbon. Time once again, for your
genius of the day that Jeremiah Show. That would be
someone who's done something so stupid. Anything you've done pales
in comparison. Now, I'm put a scam warning on this
(29:01):
story because there's a lot of missing pieces, but it
is being talked a lot all over the Internet. A
woman may have got arrested after she got caught filling
up her ex boyfriend's gas tank with coke zero and
pre sucked skittles. Yes, I said pre sucked skittles. A
lot of questions like how do we know she sucked
(29:22):
on the skittles before stuffing them in the gas tank.
A lot of sites have picked up the story. The
woman's mugshot has blown up and has gone viral all
over social media, but we're not able to find the name.
Our detectives are perry. The platypuses have put on their hats,
have not found her name, the location where it happened,
or any info from the police department. So this could
(29:45):
be a scamming situation, but maybe this will inspire other
people with cheating access to do something illegal. I'm not
saying do it something illegal. I'm just saying I'm not
your mother. Do what you want. And also we probably
know they're pre suck stittles because if you saw her
stick her tongue on, you saw the skittle color remnants
in her mouth. That's how I would figure it out.
(30:07):
Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
For more, find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at
Chase Show Radio and it's weekdays two to six on
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