March 8, 2023 • 38 mins
Do you hear Beyonce in the background!? Find out the answer to that question in this episode of the Jubal Show!
For todays Ridiculous Internet Question we are asking, besides the bedroom where is the best place to do it! Heinrich aka Jubl Fresh loses Peter's package in this Phone Prank, Carmen can't get a call back from David after meeting on Tinder in this Frist Date Follow Up, another unbelievable Dirty Little Secret about Vegas and Jubal Fresh writes an open letter to women on International Women's Day!
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For todays Ridiculous Internet Question we are asking, besides the bedroom where is the best place to do it! Heinrich aka Jubl Fresh loses Peter's package in this Phone Prank, Carmen can't get a call back from David after meeting on Tinder in this Frist Date Follow Up, another unbelievable Dirty Little Secret about Vegas and Jubal Fresh writes an open letter to women on International Women's Day!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebil Show on demand. Time for today's ridiculous Internet question.
It's the Jubil Show and what is today's ridiculous Internet question.
I'm so glad you didn't ask, maybe you did, but
it is this, What is the best place for it
other than the bedroom? What is the best place other
than the bedroom? For good old it's all rop Hey, Cassie. Yes,
(00:25):
what's up? How are you? I'm doing good? How are you?
I'm great? Thank you for asking. So, Cassie, in your opinion,
other than the bedroom, where's the best place for it? Benny?
And everywhere? Okay, everywhere? All right? Yeah, she said. So
basically if you go to your house, everything in there
(00:48):
is tainted. Oh yes about we have four kids. So oh,
thank you, Cassie. Appreciate your call. Calls that day to
eighty three, three, one, six one text in four one
of us. Yeah, I think a hot top is terrible too.
Why it doesn't end up like you think, at least
in my experience. It's just it's not. It just doesn't
(01:10):
work as well in a hot top for me, really,
But it definitely gets the party started, yeah, it does,
and then it's like, let's get out of the hot
top because this isn't working right. Yeah, I'm about to
pass out because I'm so call it's eighty eight three
three one six one text and four one oh six
one Other than the bedroom? Where do you think the
best place for it is? Bennett? I think the best
(01:32):
place to do it is not on top of the car,
but in a car, a moving vehicle. At that it
has to be a moving vehicle. Who's gonna be driving.
I mean, it only takes one person to keep their
eyes and their hand on the things that's supposed to
be going on, you know. But it's definitely the best
way to get through a traffic jam. They'll like slam
on the brakes right three six one text in four
(01:57):
one six one. Other than the bedroom, where do you
think the best place for it is? Michelle? Um, the
most interesting one was I was at a Catholic funeral. Oh,
and we were being a confessional. Oh my gosh, are
not seeing heaven. They're like, something is happening in there
(02:20):
with the Holy Spirit, because coming from that confessional is
just oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
Definitely kneeling and praying thank you. Very fun, called Michelle
Collins eight at eight three four, three one six one
text in four one oh six one other than the bedroom?
Where do you think the best place for itting is? Hey,
Jackie today, what's up? Elevator? An elevator? Oh? I like that. Okay,
(02:44):
it's got to be a quick one though, unless you
go to a building that's really, really tall. No, it
was really quick. Look, he was imprisoned. They were bringing
him to the courthouse to move some furniture. I knew
he was gone be there. So we met and the
guy that was an elevator with him just had to
turn it down. Oh was it another prisoner? Okay? Was so?
(03:06):
Was he cussed? No? Okay, furniture? Oh well yeah, I
didn't know if they, you know, to take the elevator.
They had shackles on the motor. So the other guy
that was in the elevator was that also a prisoner
of this moving furniture? Wow? That is a crazy experience.
That's an awesome story. Not many people have that story.
And I left with his under t shirt with his
(03:29):
serial number, Oh my god, wown dandmate number girl. Wow. Yes,
that is an amazing story. Thank you very much for
your phone call. Call us up in eight three four
three one six one, tex Stand four one six one
Christian Grace. Now, in your opinion, other than the bedroom,
what is the best place for hotels? I mean, yeah,
(03:54):
what the heck? Why nobody said that? Why are y'all
looking at me like I'm crazy? Like our place got
all the extra towels in the world, and I'm sorry,
but those beds just hit different. Yeah, they did for
everybody else. Callus eighty eight three three six one, tex
stand four one oh six one. Where's the best place
for it? I'm gonna go ahead and based on my
(04:15):
personal experience, agree with Bennett and it said a moving car, right.
That has happening a few times in my life. Sometimes
I've been driving. Sometimes I've been the passenger, and one
of the highlights of my existence. I know, don't ask
how it that works. I didn't play. So we were
hanging out and I was with this girl I was dating,
and we were at a bar for like brunch and
(04:37):
I got very, very very hammered a brunch, so did she.
So my friend was driving. The top was down and
there's a small freeway in La called the ninety Freeway.
It's off of a huge freeway, but it gets a
lot of traffic on it. Yeah, and it was on
a Saturday and it was bumper to bumper traffic. The
top was down her and I started messing around in
the back of the car and then before you know it,
(04:57):
everything was happening in the back of the car and
people next to us were honking, and yeah, it was cool,
like an audience cheering you on. I felt like Lebron James.
You felt like a star that you are, and people
were filming it. I'm sure it's on the internet somewhere.
Traffic was bumper to bumper and so were you exactly.
The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone frame
(05:22):
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, it's a great day
of shipping. This is Pete Eakins. I'm one of the
managers here and I'm looking for Forest. Apparently there's an
issue I needed to call him about. Yeah, yeah, that's me. Okay.
So I've been trying to figure out what's going on
(05:44):
because I sent a package like a week ago that
was supposed to arrive by now, and I'm just starting
to get really Yeah, I'm starting to get really upset
because the package should be there by now. Okay, so
in your package was going to it looks like vane Couver, Washington. Yeah, Vancouver,
Washing right, great, okay, here's what I can do. I'm
(06:06):
going to transfer you over to the driver and he'll
he'll be able to help you out, and then you'll
find out exactly where your package is, so you know
exactly when it'll be there. Please hold no, no, no no,
don't put don't no no, don't put me on hold?
Don't please? Hello? Whoa Hello? Is this Pizza? Yes, Pizza, yes,
(06:28):
Pizza Akins. Hello, Yes, I'm almost that okay, I'm so sorry.
One second, I turned the bluetooth off on my readials
one second, please pizza one second place, I'm just gonna
turn it off. But it's fitting to the good part.
I kind of want to hear this part, Pizza. Will
you listen to this? It's please comes in time for
the drop. Here we go, everybody, one, two three drop
(06:49):
Hello Pezza Eakins. Yes, I'm so sorry about that. Yes, hello, Yes,
this is not Pezza Eakins. Hi. Is this the driver
you're looking for? The driver? Yes, that was just trans
to you. Do you have my package? Oh? That is why,
I says Peka akuns. I don't. Yes, this is Heinrich
camera Blake. Um, I am a new driver here. Talk
(07:11):
for a minute. Don't interrupt me. Thank you. I would
just transferred to you. Please tell me you have my package.
My name is delivered, it's already late. Yes, what's is
your name? My name is Forrest Sell. My name is Heinrich.
Care what your I do not care what your name is.
You should have a package that needs to be delivered. Oh,
is that's why you were calling? Calling for a package
(07:32):
for someone? Is it running late? Because sometimes they send
people to me if it's running late. Music? Oh, he's
so sorry. The blues is back on my speaker. I
can live me home on a second vehicle, so I
need to try to figure out. How's it get this song? All?
Have you ever this song? It's one of the dost
do songs ever? I listened to this one I drive
so I can descride by a pom. I'm sorry, listen
(07:53):
hear you a little. I need you to tell me
exactly what's going on with my package. I've been getting
the run around from you for over seven days. My sorry, Okay,
watching it two days ago. It has been over a week. Yeah,
and I am just arriving in Vancouver now. I'm so sorry.
It took a couple more days because I had to
get held up at the border for a little while.
(08:14):
What border are you talking about? The Canadian US Bota?
Because I'm going to Vancouver, obviously, and so I was
a couple of days because I have to claim my
papers because I'm not from either country. Who hold on?
Hold on? Man? Wait? Yes, go ahead? Oh my goodness,
the Bills is playing it. I said, I got held up.
(08:34):
I'm sorry. I'm going to have to talk over the
bluetoo just a little business and I can turn it off.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I
got held up at the US Canada border because I'm
not from either country. Man, So Canada, no, not Vancouver, Candida.
Thank you for watching. Yes, I'm delivered and Vancouver. Now.
I'm I'm sorry. I got to bluetoos off. I'm in
Vancouver now watching my music. How do I turn cut? It?
(08:58):
Sounded now? But I'm sorry, I cannot hear you are
trying to turn my bluetooths off the speaker. I cannot
figure out this. Vehicles. I wish I God, that's you're
more on. You should never just take you the job.
I'm stumbling, dam than Cooper. Watchington's expecting it. Okay, how
about I tell you this is a phone breaker. This
(09:18):
is actually Jule from the Uple Start doing a phone
break on you gotcha and what? And your friend Christopher
set you up because he said you said yeah, he
said you were upset with the shipping company because he
actually did get your package a few days ago. He's
been telling you he hasn't got it. Just this. You
are you getting me? I'm not. It was a joke,
(09:40):
are you you are? Oh no, my music has come
back on the bluetools. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, No,
that was so annoyed. The Jebel Show on demand. Holy crop,
a seventeen year old just won the Nobel Prize. Oh wow,
sort of sign a second? And wait, did you guys
hear that often the distance? Was that Beyonce? Why is
(10:03):
the entire internet saying was that Beyonce? You'll find out
in a second. Also, there's another biscuit related crime we
need to talk about. Well, the other one. Your number
one news source for biscuits, the J and N, the
Jewel News Network. This is the JNN News that you
didn't know you needed. For Wednesday, March eighth, twenty twenty three.
(10:23):
I'm Jewel Fresh, and I have no business speaking. Okay,
it's International Women's Day to day, so I should not
be the lead anchor on the j and N. So
I'll pass it over to the only woman I could
find in the building right now, Victoria Ramirez. Who Victoria, Well,
I'm Victoria Ramiers. And for International Women's Day, I want
(10:44):
to highlight a woman who is killing it, okay, that
you might not have heard of. Her name is Malala
Yusufzai and she is the youngest Nobel Prize laureate in history. Okay,
this incredible woman overcame an assassination attempt by the Taliban
occupied packs In at the age of fifteen to campaign
for women's rights and children's rights to an education. Wow. Yeah,
(11:06):
freaking incredible nuts, that's all. I mean to do that
over there, I mean to do it anywhere really, but
like over there, I mean that is bold and brave
for sure. Like she's surrounding one assassination tempt that she
knows of, right once she got shot, Like she actually
got shot in that attempt, but she was able to recover,
like that's just incredible. That is amazing. But she's more
proof that woman can do for some pretty amazing things
(11:27):
and risk their lives, like change the world, and I
think that's incredible. So women out there have to put
up with some pretty hard circumstances in order to chase
their dreams. Like myself. I'm new to the business and
I have to sit here and hear Juell accidentally fart
all the time. I mean, that's what she did and
what you do on a daily basis. You're both taking
your lives in your own. You do deserve a Nobel prize, Victoria,
(11:50):
I know what mine? Victoria. Yeah, you're the lead anchor
of the chain N. Would you be hit the news again?
I'll hit the sound her again. I love and that's
my news for the BNN Victoria News. Now let's send
it over to Benett. Thank you, Victoria. Hey, it's Bennett
(12:12):
Hallie Bailey. If you don't know who she is, she
is playing Ariel in the remake of The New Little Mermaid.
I met a lot of controversy, but in a video
that she just posted on Instagram, she shows off a
new Little Mermaid doll from Barbie that looks exactly like her,
which is representation. We love it. But Beyonce fans being
crazy Beyonce fans, they're not celebrating the doll. They're like, ho,
(12:36):
hold up, hold up, what do we hear in the background,
and like it has to be Beyonce. You have your
sound to play? Yeah, it's like, Victoria, what are you doing? Oh?
I'm not doing anything for this. This is Victoria International
Women's Day. Here, come play the sound. I don't know
where I don't know where the button is. That's right there, Victoria. Okay,
so that sound happen here. Bennett, thanks, This seems so
much to meet and to have one that looks like me.
(12:58):
That's my favorite dissease after it is very surreal. And look,
she even has my moldy. I'm just done. Okay. So
people are saying that's Beyonce in the background. If we're
freaking out because of that. Two seconds they're like, that's Beyonce.
Beyonce is there. Beyonce wants a doll, so I want
one too, And it's just like, can we celebrate Hallie
(13:20):
and her doll and forget about Beyonce for just one second.
That was like literally two seconds of the clip. How
do they know it's her because it sounds just like her? Okay, yeah,
she has that voice. It's kind of dude. She said,
well I want one. Yes, Well, congratulations to Hallie Bailey
on her her new doll. Yes, Hallie you du I
mean back to you, Victoria, thank you very much. She
(13:40):
does International Women's Day. So Victoria is the anchor for
the new se Sorry, thank you, Bennett now sending it
over to Christian Grace. Now who whoo. I'm on location
and Augusta where one woman is taking matters into her
own hands on this International Women's Day, and I just
want to say she has my full total support. Okay.
According to yall dot Com, deputies with the Richmond County
(14:02):
Sheriff's Office were called to a Popeye's location on Walton
Way after receiving reports of an incident with injuries. Okay.
The stores manager told the police a lady named Belinda
Miller became enraged when she discovered their restaurant was out
a biscuit, and so she said, I'm will do something
about it because it's International Women's Day and I can
do whatever the hell I want. Okay, So what she
did she drove her suv through the building. Absolutely, she
(14:23):
took patters into her own hands. Unfortunately, the cops did
not side with Belinda or me on the situation. She
was charged with criminal damage to property and aggravated assault.
I'm just hoping that by next International Women's Day she
is released and Popeyes. As soon as she gets out
the biscuits here, I'll be waiting on the courthouse steps
for you. Belinda. Absolutely, this is the second biscuit related
(14:43):
crime we've had in a few weeks. Yeah, biscuits be
making people go crazy. Also, maybe she drove through the
building at Popeye's because they had a biscuit, but they
just didn't have a drink to give her with it,
in which case you would choke today. I mean, you've
never had a Popeye's biscuits without a drink. Good luck
sitting and get back to jubil I mean, Victoria, Victoria, Yes,
(15:03):
so you're about to hurt. Well, thank you, Christian, that
was an amazing story about this. Yu. I really need
to pay attention more and thanks suckers. You just got
news show on social media at the Jewel Show. Follow
us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh at Vi Ramier
zero zero. I'm at Bennet knows I might Christian Grace
(15:24):
Now Happy International Women's Day. The Jewel Show on Demand
First Day follow up. Carmen is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and she's getting ghosted
by a guy named David Oh. Apparently they met on
tender Oh, and now she's getting ghosted. So it's pretty
common story. But let's see. Hey, let's see if we
(15:44):
can get her another date or if she even wants
one after we find out why she's getting ghosted. Let's up, Carmen,
how are you? I'm great? How are you pretty good?
All right? Before we get into your date and stuff,
how long has it been since you talked to David Um?
I like about six days? How many times you tried
to get a hold of him in that week? Not
at all, because I don't want to be desperate. But
(16:04):
you know, our last interaction was, you know, UM told
me to like text her to make sure I'm home okay,
And I responded and he, you know, told me had
a great time. I wanted to see him again, and
then he just never replied. All right, Well, let's try
to figure it out for you. Tell us a little
bit about your date with David. Um. Yeah, I mean
I thought it was pretty kind of hot and heavy
(16:26):
from the beginning. You know, we met on tender started
chack chastity back and forth, and honestly, like it got
pretty upfront right away. You know, we both stated what
we were looking for, which was not you know, some
fling or one night stand. We're both looking kind of
for a long term relationship. A few days later, things
you know got a little adult, pretty racy. Um, no pictures,
(16:51):
but you know, like a lot of a lot of
sexy texting. Um, that's cool. Yeah. And you know so
finally after a week we'd decided to meet up. Um,
he took me out to like a nice restaurant, and honestly,
I just sort of felt like that it back. There
was there. Um, you know, you said you on dates
and you know, there's just there's no spark because there's
(17:12):
no chemistry. You know, they're a nice person, it's just
they're not for you. But I mean that was there.
I mean we literally couldn't take our eyes off each other.
And the only thing I thought was weird. He said,
he like said I looked familiar, but he couldn't put
a finger on it, and like that seems they really
bother him. Are you thinking maybe you reminded him of
somebody that you didn't like, like an X or something. Yeah,
(17:36):
I'm hoping. Yeah, I didn't seem particularly positive, But overall
the date like went so wows. I kind of just
sort of brushed it off as just being nervous. Um,
I really like this guy, you know. And so then
after dinner, you know, we were tied up by the
restaurant and we don't want to be you know, like
a sling. So you know, he kissed me and he
said to text him when I got home. Okay, you know,
(17:58):
we went our separate ways. We didn't go home with
each other, and like I said, you know, like when
I got home safe, I told him at such an
amazing time and just completely like he dropped off the
face of the earth, Like I don't know what happened.
What do you think though, Is there anything that you've
been thinking about? Um? Maybe I'm thinking, like I hope
this is the case, and maybe I found it too
serious and that scared him off, and maybe he was
(18:20):
just saying that, like he totally agreed and he wanted
it too, just to like get me into bed. Oh yeah,
you said that your text messages got like really really
hot and steamy. But maybe it kind of like gave
mixing signals because first you're saying you want something that's
like serious a long term, and then like a couple
of days later, you guys are sexy, and then like
(18:42):
you guys go to dinner. So maybe that might have
thrown him off. Yeah. Yeah, I've definitely thought about that too.
But I just we both were like, oh, we shouldn't.
Like we definitely shouldn't. This is like the opposite of
what we said we were gonna do. But it's almost
like we were just like we could not help it.
I mean we were We're so attracted to each other,
like I just it just sort of happened. So that's
(19:04):
why I feel like that's not it. I don't know,
I ain't catfish him either. I feel like people, Yeah,
that's a good you know what, that's a good thing
that I said. Let me point this out room. Yeah.
I just want to say I'm not trying to like
some you know, like I'm like consider anything, but I
know I'm not bad looking, you know. Doune modeling in
the past, and I mean he's gorgeous too. It's nice,
(19:28):
all right, So you didn't cat fish him, So it's
not that because we do get ones like that where
you know, somebody like they didn't look like their picture.
You definitely look like your pictures on Tinder. All right, Well,
we'll try to figure out where you play a song
and then come back and call him and see why
he's not calling him back and maybe get you another date. Okay,
sounds great, Thank you so much. All right, we'll play
(19:48):
us on come back and get your first day follow
up next. Just joining us today's first Day follow up.
Carmen is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named David. They met on Tinder, went out
on one date, and she hasn't heard anything from him.
If you missed the first part, I'll let Carmen recap
for her self. Carmen, real quick recap of your date
with David. Basically, we just had an amazing chemistry and
(20:08):
things felt pretty hot and heavy, a fireworks. Then I
just I don't know what happened, all right, So we're
about to call him and see if we can figure
it out. It's been about six days and she's heard nothing.
They were also beforehand, they were texting, like very hot
and heavy sexting. Oh yeah yeah. And nothing happened on
the date, but she does say that they talked a
lot about how they're not looking for just a hook up,
(20:30):
they're looking for a long term thing, and she thinks
maybe maybe that kind of scared him off or something.
But we'll figure it out. Right now, we'll call him.
Are you ready, Carmen? Um? Kind of yeah. All right, Well,
here we go. I'm a speaking to David. Please listen, David,
(20:58):
how are you? Man? This is Jewel from a radio
show and the show is called The Jewel Show. How
are you? I? I'm well, thank you for asking. Have
you ever heard of the show before? I have? Actually?
Oh great, okay, cool. Well, just to let you know,
so we got an email about you from someone you
went on a date with that you've been ghosting. Okay,
who was it? Her name is Carmen. I remember Carmen. Absolutely. Okay.
(21:24):
So Carmen said, you guys went out about a week
ago and ever since your date, you haven't talked to
her at all. And she's wondering why because she said
she really liked you. I really liked Carmen Carmen too.
I mean, she's gorgeous. She wants everything that I'm looking for.
She wants something long term. But in the middle of
(21:45):
the date, I realized that I knew her from somewhere.
And it was right in the middle of the date
that I realized where I actually knew her from. Oh oh, okay, yeah,
I have a girl for real. I'm a casual subscriber
to her only fans. Oh oh. I didn't realize it
was her until like halfway through the date. I didn't
(22:06):
want to embarrass her or called a router, so I
just didn't say anything. I get why people do it,
you know, confused, because wouldn't that be a plus? Like
if you subscribe to somebody's only fans and then you
didn't realize it was them on tender, you went out
with them, and you realize it on the date, wouldn't
that be like extra special? You've never wanted to be
(22:26):
in the movie Like I honestly I thought somebody with
only fans wouldn't want a serious relationship. Oh that's right,
because you guys talked about she said that you guys
talked about how you weren't really on tender just to
hook up. I guess I'm just surprised because how did
you not know in advance? Like, yeah, if anybody that
I follow on only fans is within a ten mile
(22:48):
radius of me, I'm gonna know. Like I said, I
am a casual fan. Your name is different online than
it is in real life. And then just I was
nervous about the first date, so we just didn't click
until about right in the middle of the date. Okay, David,
how many people do you follow on only fans where
you don't even know who you're going on a date?
With that part, it was like, you know, I only
followed a couple, but I started it like own during
(23:11):
the pandemic, and I just like I said, I barely
go on it though it did really did three jobs
just having So I have one question. Is it that
because she is on only fans, you don't believe that
she's looking for something serious or do you think that
(23:32):
that's just a conflict of interest? No, I honestly thought
that because she hadn't know, I thought somebody wasn't only things,
wouldn't want a serious relationship, wouldn't want to settle down.
So that's that's why I didn't leave myself down to
a road of you know, getting hurt or anything like that.
Though she said it, you know that's I mean, according
(23:53):
to her, at least she told you that she is
interested in a serious relationship. Like I said, I think
she's gorgeous and she everything that she's looking for, everything
that I'm looking for. I just when I saw him,
when I realized who she was, I was like, oh,
she can't possibly want the same stuff as me. Okay, well,
I know one way to figure that out, and the
one they ain't think it was. Let's just ask her
because she's actually on the phone listening, and you probably
(24:15):
knew that. I just remembered it because you've heard these before. Carmen,
Hey daven By, Carmen, you subscribe to my only fans?
I do? Yeah, I mean yeah, I do have one.
But it's not like I mean, the extra money's fine.
I'm not famous or anything. I have a nine to five.
(24:38):
How long have you been like a you know, following before,
probably like a year or so. I want to say, wow, wow,
So wait, I'm just confused because how like we matched
on Tinder and like you know, like bay By Pictures pictures,
not both pictures, but you know I've got pictures on Tinder.
(24:58):
I just I don't understand. I'm like, how you recognize?
Like you seriously no idea, Like I'm just how did
that even happen? I really didn't recognize. I mean, I
have a stigmatism, so that definitely plays a part into it.
But I mean, how often are you on my page?
Like I don't go on very often. Like the last
(25:19):
thing I saw was you were wearing this like red thing.
I'm not sure what it was, but this like red outfit. Yeah,
that was my last post. Oh all right, maybe I'm
on a what. Yeah, I just can't believe you didn't recognize.
I can't believe you follow me and we matched on
it and like we went on like that's never happened
(25:39):
to me before. I didn't even I always like thought like,
oh I wonder if that would happen, but like I
were actually wrapped and did um. And I just because
I have one doesn't mean that I wouldn't want like
a stable relationship or be like in a long term
relationship with someone, or wouldn't be like and like you know,
a loyal, faithful relationship with so one so that kind
of starts my feelings. Honestly. Yeah, no, I understand that,
(26:02):
and I feel like I feel like an answer through
thinking that you know, somebody was an only fans wouldn't
want a long term relationship. Oh, I appreciate you saying that.
I mean, I don't think you're not. Like if we
were to like move forward, you know, like and we
talked about it and it really needs you uncomfortable, I
would you know, I would have no problem you know,
(26:23):
discontinue or to leave my account O talk about it later,
don't care. Like if that's the case, we're never talking again. David.
Let's say you guys go out again. Would you want
to date someone who had an only fan? So some
people might have a problem with that? Would you have
a problem with it? I have no problem with it.
(26:43):
That's cool. May even do appearance or yeah, a little clab.
Maybe we'll see David on there in a red thing?
You too? Care well? The way you piped me up,
I might get my own David, would you like to
go on another date with Carmen? We'll pay for it?
Absolute lie. Yeah, awesome gratulations, Carmen, you got another date.
(27:05):
I'm really excited, like, I really enjoy talking to you, David.
This is I mean, I'm really this this is fantastic. Oh,
you guys are gonna pay for the next date for
me and Carmon. Yes, we'll pay for it. And then Carmen,
you're gonna pay for that next date after that because
you make more money than me. Oh god, I mean
technically you're still paying for it because you pay true.
(27:28):
All right, The Jewels Show on demand jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hey,
what's up, mystery caller? How are you good? How are you?
I'm great? Thanks for asking. So you have a dirty
little secret? Huh? I do? All right? What is it?
Spill it? I'm not I'm not proud of it. But
(27:53):
I fluss with my best friend's boyfriend on our Biggat
trip last month. I know, I know when you guys,
when you say slept, like you just go out and
then you know, long night you guys slept, you mean
you're you're awake. We were sleeping, Yeah, we were definitely awake.
What was your best friend there too? Okay, yes, so
(28:14):
she was really wasted from our night of partying, so
we had to like pull her up the stairs into
the elevator and we put it on her bed. You're like, well,
now what do we do? So then it all happened. Now, yeah,
now what do we do? It's Vegas. I mean, there
were so many other things that you could have done,
(28:36):
or until you call a radio, you are to talk
about it. Yeah, so you're right, you're right. How did
it start? Like who made the first move? He did?
Of course, okay, he did um and you went with it.
He were sitting on the couch and she was like,
steel horrible, And I don't want her to find out that.
I know she's going to Now you know she's going
(28:58):
to Yeah, because he gave me an STD. So now
it's turn WHOA. I know I was gonna make a
joke because I used to do this joke in my
stand up about Vegas. And I'm so sorry if this
is insensitive, but you seem like a person who can
laugh at the struggle. I was like, I used to
do a joke where I said, yeah, what happens in
Vegas stays in Vegas unless you get an STD because
(29:20):
it will follow you home. Yet you all have something
in common. Yep, So I it's spent it. By the way,
I have a question. So, before you decided to, you know,
get down with your best friend's boyfriend, was there anything
before that? Like, was there any sexual tension, any moments
(29:41):
like did you know taking this trip to Vegas, that's
something might have went down. No, I figured the something
between me and my best friend would have went down,
and I bet you he was hoping the same thing. Yeah. So, okay,
does your friend know that you have whatever you got?
I you know? No? Okay? And is it something that
(30:04):
can it can be fixed with medication, like like you know,
a quick fix? Oh yeah, okay, cool? Yeah, you know
it sounds the way you were talking about it sounded
like it was one of those things where you get
some mattibiotics and you're good, right, So um, basically it's
like a cold just down there. Yeah, okay, So your
friend doesn't know. So how would your friend find out
because of that? Though? Well, she has been like kind
(30:28):
of fessed about like having that, and she knows that
I have it, but I haven't told her where I
got it. Oh okay, so she knows that you know
that she also has Yeah, I have a spicy question. Okay,
how was it and are you considering doing it again?
It was. It wasn't great, It wasn't even worth it. Yeah, No,
(30:50):
it wasn't worth it. That's your best friend, I know.
I know. Okay, So I think that since dude had
something right and his girlfriend didn't have it, that means
he's probably doing somewhere else too, right. Oh yeah, how
do you get it? Yeah? So maybe you could save
your friendship, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, just be like, hey,
(31:11):
I put him to the test, Like I just don't
want to just go you go. Hey, you know when
you fell sleep in Vegas, I've had my feeling about him,
and so I wanted to test it out and see
if he would go for it. And he did. I
slept with him. I didn't enjoy it, but he will
cheat on you and then you know, and I'm the
friend that's here to let you know about it. It
was for the sake of science, I promise. Yeah, oh God,
(31:31):
are you going to tell your friend? Um? I mean
I have to, honestly, if you want to be a really,
really good friend, definitely let her know. But if you
could get away with it, I would just try to
get rid of the dude, to like get rid of
the problem him. Yeah, I just be like, yeah, I
saw him messing with this be I mean he's obviously
sleeping around. I mean, take care of your take care
(31:53):
of yourself, and you need to get rid of him
because obviously he's no good. He gave you the clap.
So yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret, and hopefully it works out for you. Check
in with us and let us know how it goes. Okay,
we'll do. Thank you, all right, see you the Jewel
Show on demand. Today's International Women's Day. It's the Jewels Show.
I do have something that I would like to say.
(32:14):
Actually wrote an open letter from me too. Women. Look
that because I don't know if you can tell I'm
not a woman. Oh so well, I can't really speak
from the same experience as a woman. So I wrote
a letter from my perspective to women for International Women's Day. Okay,
I love that beautiful. If you want to read and
(32:34):
share it with other women, you can go find it
on our social at the Jewel Show or my personal
social at Jewel Fresh. And then, um, okay, this is awkward,
so I'll start reading my letter. I just don't know
how to be like, hey, hey, everybody, here's the letter
I wrote for you. Okay, so here, I'll just read
my open letter, maybe like two women. All right? Here
he goes, here, you goes, Okay, two women. I'm not
(32:57):
sure if you can tell. I've used this show three
times now. I don't care. I put it in my letter.
I'm gonna use it again. I'm not sure if you
can tell I'm not a woman. There are many reasons
that I can think of that I wish I was
a woman. As a matter of fact, I've always taken
a stand against my toxic masculine friends by being comfortable
admitting that being sitting down is way more relaxing and
(33:17):
everybody should do it. I'm also somebody who has been
unheard and not seen a lot in my life. So
whenever days like this roll around and people go, what
are you going to talk about for International Women's Day,
I go, I have no business speaking about it. I
don't mean that I want to stay quiet about my
(33:38):
belief that everybody in this world deserves an equal shot
at shining, and that we live in a world where,
unfortunately a lot of humans haven't learned that just because
something is different than you and you don't understand it,
means that you have to set up systems in order
to hold it down and oppress it. I'm a dude,
(34:00):
I've been one my whole life, and I've seen and
heard a lot of conversations that are proof that being
a woman in this world is a special kind of
struggle that males can't relate to. If you're a dude
listening to me right now and going, what are you
talking about? Women get all the same rights as me.
Fact is, they don't, and more than just in the
(34:22):
workplace and in other areas of life, being a woman
means that there's extra work and extra steps with everything
that a lot of dudes take for granted. For example,
when I pump my gas at the gas station, I
feel safe. What a lot of guys don't think about
is that women have been oppressed and dominated throughout history,
(34:47):
So those little daily tasks like pumping gas involve more
than just hopping out of the car. Men have it
better with a lot of things. It's a luxury that
most of us don't even realize we have. And personally,
I don't thank the men that came before me for
(35:09):
that luxury. I wish they were never weak minded. I
wish they were quote unquote man enough to handle women
actually being equal and letting the best person win. We
should not live in a world with any inequality, but
because of those feeble egoed men, it's where we are still.
(35:30):
I do know that we've come a long way. I
also know that we can all do better, and because
I see the world as mostly good, I think we
are doing better as a whole, and the world is
slowly waking up. One of the problems is the world
is not an early riser though, the world is more
of a hit snooze about seven hundred times and think
about calling in sick until there's no choice but to
(35:52):
get out of bed type of waker upper. So I
want to say on International Women's Day that at least
from this guy, you are seen to the women who
are running countries and businesses and proving that everybody deserves
an equal shot. You continue to build roads and bridges
that pave the way for the future use. And I
(36:14):
see you to the women who are given little credit
for the eighteen tasks that you have to juggle at
one time, all while hearing the word mom, mom, mom, mom, mom,
over and over and over again. I don't know how
you haven't snapped and moved to a remote desert where
nobody can never say the word mom to you ever. Again,
I don't know how you do it. What you do
(36:35):
is impressive and it takes strength, kindness, and patience. Please
know that I see you. I would never want to
be you, which is why we need you. I also
know that you make things tick, and I see you
to the women who breathe the same air as me,
air that we all breathe. And for some reason, there
(36:55):
are still people who think their lungs deserve the oxygen
more than you. Those people are wrong, and I see you.
Please know that I believe that everybody in this world
who is oppressed in any way is because they are powerful,
and the weak only know how to try to keep
you down by oppressive domination. Here's the thing, though, they
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are ultimately weak and you, you are powerful. They are
darkness and you are light, and a pinhole of light
will always shine in a valley of darkness. So if
you're struggling to be seen, know that it's because you
are powerful. Shine your light, no matter how small it
may feel to you, and the world will see it too.
(37:38):
You are powerful, You are seen should I do? Sincerely,
when you need a closing thanks, thanks or sincerely Sally,
Slash Love, Slash Thanks, Slash sincerely, Slash Love, Slash Thanks.
I think you have a good day. You have a
good day. Slash. All my best, all my best, That's
what I do, my best, swishes, best wishes here, always here,
(38:02):
always T T y L. Talked to you later, G
two g L love you like a sister. The Jewels Show,
The Jewel Show on demand
Then Jebil Show on demand. Time for today's ridiculous Internet question.
It's the Jubil Show and what is today's ridiculous Internet question.
I'm so glad you didn't ask, maybe you did, but
it is this, What is the best place for it
other than the bedroom? What is the best place other
than the bedroom? For good old it's all rop Hey, Cassie. Yes,
(00:25):
what's up? How are you? I'm doing good? How are you?
I'm great? Thank you for asking. So, Cassie, in your opinion,
other than the bedroom, where's the best place for it? Benny?
And everywhere? Okay, everywhere? All right? Yeah, she said. So
basically if you go to your house, everything in there
(00:48):
is tainted. Oh yes about we have four kids. So oh,
thank you, Cassie. Appreciate your call. Calls that day to
eighty three, three, one, six one text in four one
of us. Yeah, I think a hot top is terrible too.
Why it doesn't end up like you think, at least
in my experience. It's just it's not. It just doesn't
(01:10):
work as well in a hot top for me, really,
But it definitely gets the party started, yeah, it does,
and then it's like, let's get out of the hot
top because this isn't working right. Yeah, I'm about to
pass out because I'm so call it's eighty eight three
three one six one text and four one oh six
one Other than the bedroom? Where do you think the
best place for it is? Bennett? I think the best
(01:32):
place to do it is not on top of the car,
but in a car, a moving vehicle. At that it
has to be a moving vehicle. Who's gonna be driving.
I mean, it only takes one person to keep their
eyes and their hand on the things that's supposed to
be going on, you know. But it's definitely the best
way to get through a traffic jam. They'll like slam
on the brakes right three six one text in four
(01:57):
one six one. Other than the bedroom, where do you
think the best place for it is? Michelle? Um, the
most interesting one was I was at a Catholic funeral. Oh,
and we were being a confessional. Oh my gosh, are
not seeing heaven. They're like, something is happening in there
(02:20):
with the Holy Spirit, because coming from that confessional is
just oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
Definitely kneeling and praying thank you. Very fun, called Michelle
Collins eight at eight three four, three one six one
text in four one oh six one other than the bedroom?
Where do you think the best place for itting is? Hey,
Jackie today, what's up? Elevator? An elevator? Oh? I like that. Okay,
(02:44):
it's got to be a quick one though, unless you
go to a building that's really, really tall. No, it
was really quick. Look, he was imprisoned. They were bringing
him to the courthouse to move some furniture. I knew
he was gone be there. So we met and the
guy that was an elevator with him just had to
turn it down. Oh was it another prisoner? Okay? Was so?
(03:06):
Was he cussed? No? Okay, furniture? Oh well yeah, I
didn't know if they, you know, to take the elevator.
They had shackles on the motor. So the other guy
that was in the elevator was that also a prisoner
of this moving furniture? Wow? That is a crazy experience.
That's an awesome story. Not many people have that story.
And I left with his under t shirt with his
(03:29):
serial number, Oh my god, wown dandmate number girl. Wow. Yes,
that is an amazing story. Thank you very much for
your phone call. Call us up in eight three four
three one six one, tex Stand four one six one
Christian Grace. Now, in your opinion, other than the bedroom,
what is the best place for hotels? I mean, yeah,
(03:54):
what the heck? Why nobody said that? Why are y'all
looking at me like I'm crazy? Like our place got
all the extra towels in the world, and I'm sorry,
but those beds just hit different. Yeah, they did for
everybody else. Callus eighty eight three three six one, tex
stand four one oh six one. Where's the best place
for it? I'm gonna go ahead and based on my
(04:15):
personal experience, agree with Bennett and it said a moving car, right.
That has happening a few times in my life. Sometimes
I've been driving. Sometimes I've been the passenger, and one
of the highlights of my existence. I know, don't ask
how it that works. I didn't play. So we were
hanging out and I was with this girl I was dating,
and we were at a bar for like brunch and
(04:37):
I got very, very very hammered a brunch, so did she.
So my friend was driving. The top was down and
there's a small freeway in La called the ninety Freeway.
It's off of a huge freeway, but it gets a
lot of traffic on it. Yeah, and it was on
a Saturday and it was bumper to bumper traffic. The
top was down her and I started messing around in
the back of the car and then before you know it,
(04:57):
everything was happening in the back of the car and
people next to us were honking, and yeah, it was cool,
like an audience cheering you on. I felt like Lebron James.
You felt like a star that you are, and people
were filming it. I'm sure it's on the internet somewhere.
Traffic was bumper to bumper and so were you exactly.
The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone frame
(05:22):
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, it's a great day
of shipping. This is Pete Eakins. I'm one of the
managers here and I'm looking for Forest. Apparently there's an
issue I needed to call him about. Yeah, yeah, that's me. Okay.
So I've been trying to figure out what's going on
(05:44):
because I sent a package like a week ago that
was supposed to arrive by now, and I'm just starting
to get really Yeah, I'm starting to get really upset
because the package should be there by now. Okay, so
in your package was going to it looks like vane Couver, Washington. Yeah, Vancouver,
Washing right, great, okay, here's what I can do. I'm
(06:06):
going to transfer you over to the driver and he'll
he'll be able to help you out, and then you'll
find out exactly where your package is, so you know
exactly when it'll be there. Please hold no, no, no no,
don't put don't no no, don't put me on hold?
Don't please? Hello? Whoa Hello? Is this Pizza? Yes, Pizza, yes,
(06:28):
Pizza Akins. Hello, Yes, I'm almost that okay, I'm so sorry.
One second, I turned the bluetooth off on my readials
one second, please pizza one second place, I'm just gonna
turn it off. But it's fitting to the good part.
I kind of want to hear this part, Pizza. Will
you listen to this? It's please comes in time for
the drop. Here we go, everybody, one, two three drop
(06:49):
Hello Pezza Eakins. Yes, I'm so sorry about that. Yes, hello, Yes,
this is not Pezza Eakins. Hi. Is this the driver
you're looking for? The driver? Yes, that was just trans
to you. Do you have my package? Oh? That is why,
I says Peka akuns. I don't. Yes, this is Heinrich
camera Blake. Um, I am a new driver here. Talk
(07:11):
for a minute. Don't interrupt me. Thank you. I would
just transferred to you. Please tell me you have my package.
My name is delivered, it's already late. Yes, what's is
your name? My name is Forrest Sell. My name is Heinrich.
Care what your I do not care what your name is.
You should have a package that needs to be delivered. Oh,
is that's why you were calling? Calling for a package
(07:32):
for someone? Is it running late? Because sometimes they send
people to me if it's running late. Music? Oh, he's
so sorry. The blues is back on my speaker. I
can live me home on a second vehicle, so I
need to try to figure out. How's it get this song? All?
Have you ever this song? It's one of the dost
do songs ever? I listened to this one I drive
so I can descride by a pom. I'm sorry, listen
(07:53):
hear you a little. I need you to tell me
exactly what's going on with my package. I've been getting
the run around from you for over seven days. My sorry, Okay,
watching it two days ago. It has been over a week. Yeah,
and I am just arriving in Vancouver now. I'm so sorry.
It took a couple more days because I had to
get held up at the border for a little while.
(08:14):
What border are you talking about? The Canadian US Bota?
Because I'm going to Vancouver, obviously, and so I was
a couple of days because I have to claim my
papers because I'm not from either country. Who hold on?
Hold on? Man? Wait? Yes, go ahead? Oh my goodness,
the Bills is playing it. I said, I got held up.
(08:34):
I'm sorry. I'm going to have to talk over the
bluetoo just a little business and I can turn it off.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I
got held up at the US Canada border because I'm
not from either country. Man, So Canada, no, not Vancouver, Candida.
Thank you for watching. Yes, I'm delivered and Vancouver. Now.
I'm I'm sorry. I got to bluetoos off. I'm in
Vancouver now watching my music. How do I turn cut? It?
(08:58):
Sounded now? But I'm sorry, I cannot hear you are
trying to turn my bluetooths off the speaker. I cannot
figure out this. Vehicles. I wish I God, that's you're
more on. You should never just take you the job.
I'm stumbling, dam than Cooper. Watchington's expecting it. Okay, how
about I tell you this is a phone breaker. This
(09:18):
is actually Jule from the Uple Start doing a phone
break on you gotcha and what? And your friend Christopher
set you up because he said you said yeah, he
said you were upset with the shipping company because he
actually did get your package a few days ago. He's
been telling you he hasn't got it. Just this. You
are you getting me? I'm not. It was a joke,
(09:40):
are you you are? Oh no, my music has come
back on the bluetools. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, No,
that was so annoyed. The Jebel Show on demand. Holy crop,
a seventeen year old just won the Nobel Prize. Oh wow,
sort of sign a second? And wait, did you guys
hear that often the distance? Was that Beyonce? Why is
(10:03):
the entire internet saying was that Beyonce? You'll find out
in a second. Also, there's another biscuit related crime we
need to talk about. Well, the other one. Your number
one news source for biscuits, the J and N, the
Jewel News Network. This is the JNN News that you
didn't know you needed. For Wednesday, March eighth, twenty twenty three.
(10:23):
I'm Jewel Fresh, and I have no business speaking. Okay,
it's International Women's Day to day, so I should not
be the lead anchor on the j and N. So
I'll pass it over to the only woman I could
find in the building right now, Victoria Ramirez. Who Victoria, Well,
I'm Victoria Ramiers. And for International Women's Day, I want
(10:44):
to highlight a woman who is killing it, okay, that
you might not have heard of. Her name is Malala
Yusufzai and she is the youngest Nobel Prize laureate in history. Okay,
this incredible woman overcame an assassination attempt by the Taliban
occupied packs In at the age of fifteen to campaign
for women's rights and children's rights to an education. Wow. Yeah,
(11:06):
freaking incredible nuts, that's all. I mean to do that
over there, I mean to do it anywhere really, but
like over there, I mean that is bold and brave
for sure. Like she's surrounding one assassination tempt that she
knows of, right once she got shot, Like she actually
got shot in that attempt, but she was able to recover,
like that's just incredible. That is amazing. But she's more
proof that woman can do for some pretty amazing things
(11:27):
and risk their lives, like change the world, and I
think that's incredible. So women out there have to put
up with some pretty hard circumstances in order to chase
their dreams. Like myself. I'm new to the business and
I have to sit here and hear Juell accidentally fart
all the time. I mean, that's what she did and
what you do on a daily basis. You're both taking
your lives in your own. You do deserve a Nobel prize, Victoria,
(11:50):
I know what mine? Victoria. Yeah, you're the lead anchor
of the chain N. Would you be hit the news again?
I'll hit the sound her again. I love and that's
my news for the BNN Victoria News. Now let's send
it over to Benett. Thank you, Victoria. Hey, it's Bennett
(12:12):
Hallie Bailey. If you don't know who she is, she
is playing Ariel in the remake of The New Little Mermaid.
I met a lot of controversy, but in a video
that she just posted on Instagram, she shows off a
new Little Mermaid doll from Barbie that looks exactly like her,
which is representation. We love it. But Beyonce fans being
crazy Beyonce fans, they're not celebrating the doll. They're like, ho,
(12:36):
hold up, hold up, what do we hear in the background,
and like it has to be Beyonce. You have your
sound to play? Yeah, it's like, Victoria, what are you doing? Oh?
I'm not doing anything for this. This is Victoria International
Women's Day. Here, come play the sound. I don't know
where I don't know where the button is. That's right there, Victoria. Okay,
so that sound happen here. Bennett, thanks, This seems so
much to meet and to have one that looks like me.
(12:58):
That's my favorite dissease after it is very surreal. And look,
she even has my moldy. I'm just done. Okay. So
people are saying that's Beyonce in the background. If we're
freaking out because of that. Two seconds they're like, that's Beyonce.
Beyonce is there. Beyonce wants a doll, so I want
one too, And it's just like, can we celebrate Hallie
(13:20):
and her doll and forget about Beyonce for just one second.
That was like literally two seconds of the clip. How
do they know it's her because it sounds just like her? Okay, yeah,
she has that voice. It's kind of dude. She said,
well I want one. Yes, Well, congratulations to Hallie Bailey
on her her new doll. Yes, Hallie you du I
mean back to you, Victoria, thank you very much. She
(13:40):
does International Women's Day. So Victoria is the anchor for
the new se Sorry, thank you, Bennett now sending it
over to Christian Grace. Now who whoo. I'm on location
and Augusta where one woman is taking matters into her
own hands on this International Women's Day, and I just
want to say she has my full total support. Okay.
According to yall dot Com, deputies with the Richmond County
(14:02):
Sheriff's Office were called to a Popeye's location on Walton
Way after receiving reports of an incident with injuries. Okay.
The stores manager told the police a lady named Belinda
Miller became enraged when she discovered their restaurant was out
a biscuit, and so she said, I'm will do something
about it because it's International Women's Day and I can
do whatever the hell I want. Okay, So what she
did she drove her suv through the building. Absolutely, she
(14:23):
took patters into her own hands. Unfortunately, the cops did
not side with Belinda or me on the situation. She
was charged with criminal damage to property and aggravated assault.
I'm just hoping that by next International Women's Day she
is released and Popeyes. As soon as she gets out
the biscuits here, I'll be waiting on the courthouse steps
for you. Belinda. Absolutely, this is the second biscuit related
(14:43):
crime we've had in a few weeks. Yeah, biscuits be
making people go crazy. Also, maybe she drove through the
building at Popeye's because they had a biscuit, but they
just didn't have a drink to give her with it,
in which case you would choke today. I mean, you've
never had a Popeye's biscuits without a drink. Good luck
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(15:24):
Now Happy International Women's Day. The Jewel Show on Demand
First Day follow up. Carmen is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and she's getting ghosted
by a guy named David Oh. Apparently they met on
tender Oh, and now she's getting ghosted. So it's pretty
common story. But let's see. Hey, let's see if we
(15:44):
can get her another date or if she even wants
one after we find out why she's getting ghosted. Let's up, Carmen,
how are you? I'm great? How are you pretty good?
All right? Before we get into your date and stuff,
how long has it been since you talked to David Um?
I like about six days? How many times you tried
to get a hold of him in that week? Not
at all, because I don't want to be desperate. But
(16:04):
you know, our last interaction was, you know, UM told
me to like text her to make sure I'm home okay,
And I responded and he, you know, told me had
a great time. I wanted to see him again, and
then he just never replied. All right, Well, let's try
to figure it out for you. Tell us a little
bit about your date with David. Um. Yeah, I mean
I thought it was pretty kind of hot and heavy
(16:26):
from the beginning. You know, we met on tender started
chack chastity back and forth, and honestly, like it got
pretty upfront right away. You know, we both stated what
we were looking for, which was not you know, some
fling or one night stand. We're both looking kind of
for a long term relationship. A few days later, things
you know got a little adult, pretty racy. Um, no pictures,
(16:51):
but you know, like a lot of a lot of
sexy texting. Um, that's cool. Yeah. And you know so
finally after a week we'd decided to meet up. Um,
he took me out to like a nice restaurant, and honestly,
I just sort of felt like that it back. There
was there. Um, you know, you said you on dates
and you know, there's just there's no spark because there's
(17:12):
no chemistry. You know, they're a nice person, it's just
they're not for you. But I mean that was there.
I mean we literally couldn't take our eyes off each other.
And the only thing I thought was weird. He said,
he like said I looked familiar, but he couldn't put
a finger on it, and like that seems they really
bother him. Are you thinking maybe you reminded him of
somebody that you didn't like, like an X or something. Yeah,
(17:36):
I'm hoping. Yeah, I didn't seem particularly positive, But overall
the date like went so wows. I kind of just
sort of brushed it off as just being nervous. Um,
I really like this guy, you know. And so then
after dinner, you know, we were tied up by the
restaurant and we don't want to be you know, like
a sling. So you know, he kissed me and he
said to text him when I got home. Okay, you know,
(17:58):
we went our separate ways. We didn't go home with
each other, and like I said, you know, like when
I got home safe, I told him at such an
amazing time and just completely like he dropped off the
face of the earth, Like I don't know what happened.
What do you think though, Is there anything that you've
been thinking about? Um? Maybe I'm thinking, like I hope
this is the case, and maybe I found it too
serious and that scared him off, and maybe he was
(18:20):
just saying that, like he totally agreed and he wanted
it too, just to like get me into bed. Oh yeah,
you said that your text messages got like really really
hot and steamy. But maybe it kind of like gave
mixing signals because first you're saying you want something that's
like serious a long term, and then like a couple
of days later, you guys are sexy, and then like
(18:42):
you guys go to dinner. So maybe that might have
thrown him off. Yeah. Yeah, I've definitely thought about that too.
But I just we both were like, oh, we shouldn't.
Like we definitely shouldn't. This is like the opposite of
what we said we were gonna do. But it's almost
like we were just like we could not help it.
I mean we were We're so attracted to each other,
like I just it just sort of happened. So that's
(19:04):
why I feel like that's not it. I don't know,
I ain't catfish him either. I feel like people, Yeah,
that's a good you know what, that's a good thing
that I said. Let me point this out room. Yeah.
I just want to say I'm not trying to like
some you know, like I'm like consider anything, but I
know I'm not bad looking, you know. Doune modeling in
the past, and I mean he's gorgeous too. It's nice,
(19:28):
all right, So you didn't cat fish him, So it's
not that because we do get ones like that where
you know, somebody like they didn't look like their picture.
You definitely look like your pictures on Tinder. All right, Well,
we'll try to figure out where you play a song
and then come back and call him and see why
he's not calling him back and maybe get you another date. Okay,
sounds great, Thank you so much. All right, we'll play
(19:48):
us on come back and get your first day follow
up next. Just joining us today's first Day follow up.
Carmen is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named David. They met on Tinder, went out
on one date, and she hasn't heard anything from him.
If you missed the first part, I'll let Carmen recap
for her self. Carmen, real quick recap of your date
with David. Basically, we just had an amazing chemistry and
(20:08):
things felt pretty hot and heavy, a fireworks. Then I
just I don't know what happened, all right, So we're
about to call him and see if we can figure
it out. It's been about six days and she's heard nothing.
They were also beforehand, they were texting, like very hot
and heavy sexting. Oh yeah yeah. And nothing happened on
the date, but she does say that they talked a
lot about how they're not looking for just a hook up,
(20:30):
they're looking for a long term thing, and she thinks
maybe maybe that kind of scared him off or something.
But we'll figure it out. Right now, we'll call him.
Are you ready, Carmen? Um? Kind of yeah. All right, Well,
here we go. I'm a speaking to David. Please listen, David,
(20:58):
how are you? Man? This is Jewel from a radio
show and the show is called The Jewel Show. How
are you? I? I'm well, thank you for asking. Have
you ever heard of the show before? I have? Actually?
Oh great, okay, cool. Well, just to let you know,
so we got an email about you from someone you
went on a date with that you've been ghosting. Okay,
who was it? Her name is Carmen. I remember Carmen. Absolutely. Okay.
(21:24):
So Carmen said, you guys went out about a week
ago and ever since your date, you haven't talked to
her at all. And she's wondering why because she said
she really liked you. I really liked Carmen Carmen too.
I mean, she's gorgeous. She wants everything that I'm looking for.
She wants something long term. But in the middle of
(21:45):
the date, I realized that I knew her from somewhere.
And it was right in the middle of the date
that I realized where I actually knew her from. Oh oh, okay, yeah,
I have a girl for real. I'm a casual subscriber
to her only fans. Oh oh. I didn't realize it
was her until like halfway through the date. I didn't
(22:06):
want to embarrass her or called a router, so I
just didn't say anything. I get why people do it,
you know, confused, because wouldn't that be a plus? Like
if you subscribe to somebody's only fans and then you
didn't realize it was them on tender, you went out
with them, and you realize it on the date, wouldn't
that be like extra special? You've never wanted to be
(22:26):
in the movie Like I honestly I thought somebody with
only fans wouldn't want a serious relationship. Oh that's right,
because you guys talked about she said that you guys
talked about how you weren't really on tender just to
hook up. I guess I'm just surprised because how did
you not know in advance? Like, yeah, if anybody that
I follow on only fans is within a ten mile
(22:48):
radius of me, I'm gonna know. Like I said, I
am a casual fan. Your name is different online than
it is in real life. And then just I was
nervous about the first date, so we just didn't click
until about right in the middle of the date. Okay, David,
how many people do you follow on only fans where
you don't even know who you're going on a date?
With that part, it was like, you know, I only
followed a couple, but I started it like own during
(23:11):
the pandemic, and I just like I said, I barely
go on it though it did really did three jobs
just having So I have one question. Is it that
because she is on only fans, you don't believe that
she's looking for something serious or do you think that
(23:32):
that's just a conflict of interest? No, I honestly thought
that because she hadn't know, I thought somebody wasn't only things,
wouldn't want a serious relationship, wouldn't want to settle down.
So that's that's why I didn't leave myself down to
a road of you know, getting hurt or anything like that.
Though she said it, you know that's I mean, according
(23:53):
to her, at least she told you that she is
interested in a serious relationship. Like I said, I think
she's gorgeous and she everything that she's looking for, everything
that I'm looking for. I just when I saw him,
when I realized who she was, I was like, oh,
she can't possibly want the same stuff as me. Okay, well,
I know one way to figure that out, and the
one they ain't think it was. Let's just ask her
because she's actually on the phone listening, and you probably
(24:15):
knew that. I just remembered it because you've heard these before. Carmen,
Hey daven By, Carmen, you subscribe to my only fans?
I do? Yeah, I mean yeah, I do have one.
But it's not like I mean, the extra money's fine.
I'm not famous or anything. I have a nine to five.
(24:38):
How long have you been like a you know, following before,
probably like a year or so. I want to say, wow, wow,
So wait, I'm just confused because how like we matched
on Tinder and like you know, like bay By Pictures pictures,
not both pictures, but you know I've got pictures on Tinder.
(24:58):
I just I don't understand. I'm like, how you recognize?
Like you seriously no idea, Like I'm just how did
that even happen? I really didn't recognize. I mean, I
have a stigmatism, so that definitely plays a part into it.
But I mean, how often are you on my page?
Like I don't go on very often. Like the last
(25:19):
thing I saw was you were wearing this like red thing.
I'm not sure what it was, but this like red outfit. Yeah,
that was my last post. Oh all right, maybe I'm
on a what. Yeah, I just can't believe you didn't recognize.
I can't believe you follow me and we matched on
it and like we went on like that's never happened
(25:39):
to me before. I didn't even I always like thought like,
oh I wonder if that would happen, but like I
were actually wrapped and did um. And I just because
I have one doesn't mean that I wouldn't want like
a stable relationship or be like in a long term
relationship with someone, or wouldn't be like and like you know,
a loyal, faithful relationship with so one so that kind
of starts my feelings. Honestly. Yeah, no, I understand that,
(26:02):
and I feel like I feel like an answer through
thinking that you know, somebody was an only fans wouldn't
want a long term relationship. Oh, I appreciate you saying that.
I mean, I don't think you're not. Like if we
were to like move forward, you know, like and we
talked about it and it really needs you uncomfortable, I
would you know, I would have no problem you know,
(26:23):
discontinue or to leave my account O talk about it later,
don't care. Like if that's the case, we're never talking again. David.
Let's say you guys go out again. Would you want
to date someone who had an only fan? So some
people might have a problem with that? Would you have
a problem with it? I have no problem with it.
(26:43):
That's cool. May even do appearance or yeah, a little clab.
Maybe we'll see David on there in a red thing?
You too? Care well? The way you piped me up,
I might get my own David, would you like to
go on another date with Carmen? We'll pay for it?
Absolute lie. Yeah, awesome gratulations, Carmen, you got another date.
(27:05):
I'm really excited, like, I really enjoy talking to you, David.
This is I mean, I'm really this this is fantastic. Oh,
you guys are gonna pay for the next date for
me and Carmon. Yes, we'll pay for it. And then Carmen,
you're gonna pay for that next date after that because
you make more money than me. Oh god, I mean
technically you're still paying for it because you pay true.
(27:28):
All right, The Jewels Show on demand jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hey,
what's up, mystery caller? How are you good? How are you?
I'm great? Thanks for asking. So you have a dirty
little secret? Huh? I do? All right? What is it?
Spill it? I'm not I'm not proud of it. But
(27:53):
I fluss with my best friend's boyfriend on our Biggat
trip last month. I know, I know when you guys,
when you say slept, like you just go out and
then you know, long night you guys slept, you mean
you're you're awake. We were sleeping, Yeah, we were definitely awake.
What was your best friend there too? Okay, yes, so
(28:14):
she was really wasted from our night of partying, so
we had to like pull her up the stairs into
the elevator and we put it on her bed. You're like, well,
now what do we do? So then it all happened. Now, yeah,
now what do we do? It's Vegas. I mean, there
were so many other things that you could have done,
(28:36):
or until you call a radio, you are to talk
about it. Yeah, so you're right, you're right. How did
it start? Like who made the first move? He did?
Of course, okay, he did um and you went with it.
He were sitting on the couch and she was like,
steel horrible, And I don't want her to find out that.
I know she's going to Now you know she's going
(28:58):
to Yeah, because he gave me an STD. So now
it's turn WHOA. I know I was gonna make a
joke because I used to do this joke in my
stand up about Vegas. And I'm so sorry if this
is insensitive, but you seem like a person who can
laugh at the struggle. I was like, I used to
do a joke where I said, yeah, what happens in
Vegas stays in Vegas unless you get an STD because
(29:20):
it will follow you home. Yet you all have something
in common. Yep, So I it's spent it. By the way,
I have a question. So, before you decided to, you know,
get down with your best friend's boyfriend, was there anything
before that? Like, was there any sexual tension, any moments
(29:41):
like did you know taking this trip to Vegas, that's
something might have went down. No, I figured the something
between me and my best friend would have went down,
and I bet you he was hoping the same thing. Yeah. So, okay,
does your friend know that you have whatever you got?
I you know? No? Okay? And is it something that
(30:04):
can it can be fixed with medication, like like you know,
a quick fix? Oh yeah, okay, cool? Yeah, you know
it sounds the way you were talking about it sounded
like it was one of those things where you get
some mattibiotics and you're good, right, So um, basically it's
like a cold just down there. Yeah, okay, So your
friend doesn't know. So how would your friend find out
because of that? Though? Well, she has been like kind
(30:28):
of fessed about like having that, and she knows that
I have it, but I haven't told her where I
got it. Oh okay, so she knows that you know
that she also has Yeah, I have a spicy question. Okay,
how was it and are you considering doing it again?
It was. It wasn't great, It wasn't even worth it. Yeah, No,
(30:50):
it wasn't worth it. That's your best friend, I know.
I know. Okay, So I think that since dude had
something right and his girlfriend didn't have it, that means
he's probably doing somewhere else too, right. Oh yeah, how
do you get it? Yeah? So maybe you could save
your friendship, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, just be like, hey,
(31:11):
I put him to the test, Like I just don't
want to just go you go. Hey, you know when
you fell sleep in Vegas, I've had my feeling about him,
and so I wanted to test it out and see
if he would go for it. And he did. I
slept with him. I didn't enjoy it, but he will
cheat on you and then you know, and I'm the
friend that's here to let you know about it. It
was for the sake of science, I promise. Yeah, oh God,
(31:31):
are you going to tell your friend? Um? I mean
I have to, honestly, if you want to be a really,
really good friend, definitely let her know. But if you
could get away with it, I would just try to
get rid of the dude, to like get rid of
the problem him. Yeah, I just be like, yeah, I
saw him messing with this be I mean he's obviously
sleeping around. I mean, take care of your take care
(31:53):
of yourself, and you need to get rid of him
because obviously he's no good. He gave you the clap.
So yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret, and hopefully it works out for you. Check
in with us and let us know how it goes. Okay,
we'll do. Thank you, all right, see you the Jewel
Show on demand. Today's International Women's Day. It's the Jewels Show.
I do have something that I would like to say.
(32:14):
Actually wrote an open letter from me too. Women. Look
that because I don't know if you can tell I'm
not a woman. Oh so well, I can't really speak
from the same experience as a woman. So I wrote
a letter from my perspective to women for International Women's Day. Okay,
I love that beautiful. If you want to read and
(32:34):
share it with other women, you can go find it
on our social at the Jewel Show or my personal
social at Jewel Fresh. And then, um, okay, this is awkward,
so I'll start reading my letter. I just don't know
how to be like, hey, hey, everybody, here's the letter
I wrote for you. Okay, so here, I'll just read
my open letter, maybe like two women. All right? Here
he goes, here, you goes, Okay, two women. I'm not
(32:57):
sure if you can tell. I've used this show three
times now. I don't care. I put it in my letter.
I'm gonna use it again. I'm not sure if you
can tell I'm not a woman. There are many reasons
that I can think of that I wish I was
a woman. As a matter of fact, I've always taken
a stand against my toxic masculine friends by being comfortable
admitting that being sitting down is way more relaxing and
(33:17):
everybody should do it. I'm also somebody who has been
unheard and not seen a lot in my life. So
whenever days like this roll around and people go, what
are you going to talk about for International Women's Day,
I go, I have no business speaking about it. I
don't mean that I want to stay quiet about my
(33:38):
belief that everybody in this world deserves an equal shot
at shining, and that we live in a world where,
unfortunately a lot of humans haven't learned that just because
something is different than you and you don't understand it,
means that you have to set up systems in order
to hold it down and oppress it. I'm a dude,
(34:00):
I've been one my whole life, and I've seen and
heard a lot of conversations that are proof that being
a woman in this world is a special kind of
struggle that males can't relate to. If you're a dude
listening to me right now and going, what are you
talking about? Women get all the same rights as me.
Fact is, they don't, and more than just in the
(34:22):
workplace and in other areas of life, being a woman
means that there's extra work and extra steps with everything
that a lot of dudes take for granted. For example,
when I pump my gas at the gas station, I
feel safe. What a lot of guys don't think about
is that women have been oppressed and dominated throughout history,
(34:47):
So those little daily tasks like pumping gas involve more
than just hopping out of the car. Men have it
better with a lot of things. It's a luxury that
most of us don't even realize we have. And personally,
I don't thank the men that came before me for
(35:09):
that luxury. I wish they were never weak minded. I
wish they were quote unquote man enough to handle women
actually being equal and letting the best person win. We
should not live in a world with any inequality, but
because of those feeble egoed men, it's where we are still.
(35:30):
I do know that we've come a long way. I
also know that we can all do better, and because
I see the world as mostly good, I think we
are doing better as a whole, and the world is
slowly waking up. One of the problems is the world
is not an early riser though, the world is more
of a hit snooze about seven hundred times and think
about calling in sick until there's no choice but to
(35:52):
get out of bed type of waker upper. So I
want to say on International Women's Day that at least
from this guy, you are seen to the women who
are running countries and businesses and proving that everybody deserves
an equal shot. You continue to build roads and bridges
that pave the way for the future use. And I
(36:14):
see you to the women who are given little credit
for the eighteen tasks that you have to juggle at
one time, all while hearing the word mom, mom, mom, mom, mom,
over and over and over again. I don't know how
you haven't snapped and moved to a remote desert where
nobody can never say the word mom to you ever. Again,
I don't know how you do it. What you do
(36:35):
is impressive and it takes strength, kindness, and patience. Please
know that I see you. I would never want to
be you, which is why we need you. I also
know that you make things tick, and I see you
to the women who breathe the same air as me,
air that we all breathe. And for some reason, there
(36:55):
are still people who think their lungs deserve the oxygen
more than you. Those people are wrong, and I see you.
Please know that I believe that everybody in this world
who is oppressed in any way is because they are powerful,
and the weak only know how to try to keep
you down by oppressive domination. Here's the thing, though, they
(37:17):
are ultimately weak and you, you are powerful. They are
darkness and you are light, and a pinhole of light
will always shine in a valley of darkness. So if
you're struggling to be seen, know that it's because you
are powerful. Shine your light, no matter how small it
may feel to you, and the world will see it too.
(37:38):
You are powerful, You are seen should I do? Sincerely,
when you need a closing thanks, thanks or sincerely Sally,
Slash Love, Slash Thanks, Slash sincerely, Slash Love, Slash Thanks.
I think you have a good day. You have a
good day. Slash. All my best, all my best, That's
what I do, my best, swishes, best wishes here, always here,
(38:02):
always T T y L. Talked to you later, G
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