May 11, 2023 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What is the dumbest purchase you ever made? Hit us
up eight eight eight three four three one O six
one eight eight eight three four three one O six
one text us four one O six one, and I
asked the question, it's the Jewbil Show. By the way,
because a Taylor Swift fan is going viral this morning
because they went to her show the other night and
they wore contact lenses. Okay, because I guess either they
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had colored contact lenses in and they're like, oh, I
hope Taylor Swift gets noticed that my eyes are lavender
and brings me on stage and wants to meet me,
or they can't see very well. But at the end
of the night, they got home, took out their contact
lenses and decided to post them for sale for ten
thousand dollars. Because those contact lenses got to see Taylor
Swift live in concert and people are actually interested in
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buying them for ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
This is proof that no idea is a bad idea,
right because this person is actually gonna make this crazy
money off of their contacts.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, and the tickets for the Taylor Swift show probably
cost her fifteen thousand dollars, so she's gonna make some
of her money back. I mean that's excellent, because our
tickets for the concert or her tour are still ridiculously expensive,
right Victoria.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yes, incredibly, which is why I haven't bought my yet.
I can progress.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So ten thousand dollars for contact lenses that saw Taylor
Swift in concert.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I thought it was gonna be like sweat or something
like of all things, like why contact lenses? There's no
Taylor Swift DNA on there, and it's.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Not even Taylor Swift's contact lenses exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's why it makes no sense to me. Yeah, but
you know, go.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You but so if you didn't go see the concert,
those lenses that you now will own have seen the concert.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, but they're not going to show you the concert.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know, somebody's gonna If somebody would pay ten thousand
dollars to buy those contact lenses that this Taylor Swift
fan is selling online after seeing a show, you know
that person is gonna sit at home and put those
filthy contact lenses in their eyes and then close their
eyes and be like, I wonder if I can still
capture visions of Taylor Swift on stage. Not safe crazy?
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Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. What is the dumbest purchase you ever made?
And would you pay ten thousand dollars for any item
of I don't know, a celebrity or something like that?
Is there anybody that you would Is there anything from
anybody that you would pay ten thousand like? I don't know, yeah, anybody, But.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I would pay ten thousand dollars for Yeah, yes, I
want Chris Evans sperm and I want to have a baby.
You know what, if you're gonna do it, you gotta.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Go back, right. I wonder if you know it's THOUSDA
is not bad for.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That Captain America?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Have the ten thousand important baby?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, but I mean it's celeb DNA. Yeah, so that's
going to be more expensive than the fifty bucks or
whatever you get from donating at a regular place.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Ye's not dumb.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's an investment eighteen years of child support?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh yeah that too? Call us up eight eight eight
three four three one six one. I'm mean I'd probably
pay ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Just to have it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's a conversation piece. People come already off. They're like,
what is that over there? I'm like, well, that's a jar. Yeah,
I bought it for ten thousand dollars, genius. Would you
like me to fix you a drink?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Now? You're just being grown?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yes, I am sorry? What would you pay ten thousand
dollars for? That's Nina's answer, Victoria, is there anything that
you like celebrity wise? I mean you're a big Taylor
Swift fan. You're a swift ye right yeah? Swift? What
do you guys called swift hearts? Swift ease? I know,
I think you should change it the swift Hearts though. Anyway,
what would you pay ten thousand dollars for? These? Contact?
(03:44):
When is it this person is selling from going to
a Taylor Swift show?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Probably not. But I've also never have had ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Therefore, I've never given.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
To myself opportunity to think what can I buy with
ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And you know what, everything happens for reason, There are
no coincidences. Everything in life happens on purpose. Timing is everything.
I think everything's all predetermined, it's all written, and there's
a reason you don't have ten thousand dollars right now, Victoria,
because if you did, you would not have ten thousand
dollars anymore. You would have some dirty contact lenses and
probably peaky because you put them in your eyes. Somebody
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texted in and it said that someone bought the rain
water from Taylor Swift show in Nastroville.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Wowow okay, that was like an amazing show.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I did it rain in the stadium?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yes, and she stayed up till two am to finish
her show because it got delayed because.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Of the rain. Was it real rain from the sky?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yes, that's actually kind of cool, right. I do think
that the rain thing is cool. It's way cooler than contacts.
How much did they spend on it? We're gonna find
out knows.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, text in four o six one tell us how
much it spent or we'll look it up real quick.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Still cooler.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I thought maybe it was Taylor Swift on her show
made it rain, you know, like had waterworks in that one.
I'd be like, cool, that's Taylor Swift water. It's just
regular rain they bought.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That's not regular. That's like the universe said, all right,
we're going to rain on you right now, so you
all can experience something together like a moment.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, somebody texted in and said that they would buy
Heath Ledger's original joker costume. Oh that would be cool.
That is a good one if you're a collector. What's
up straight jacket? Yeah, it is a straight You can
get one of those. You just gotta have a little
bit of a freak out.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
It's another Jewbile phone frame.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I'm one of the
assistant principals at elementary school. Is this Isabelle?
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Hi, how are you? Isabelle? I'm calling because you were
a substitute tea and mister second grade class the other day. Correct, Yeah, yes,
I was.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
We actually had a great time.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
No, everything is not okay. And that's why I'm calling
you because I need to address a few issues that
came up when you were substitute teaching for mister the
other day.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
So I was walking down the hallway and I saw
one of the students that mister teaches and I said, hey, Jimmy,
how are you today? And he said he was good.
And then I said, so, you guys had a substitute
the other day, how'd that go? And his reply to
me shocked me.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Okay, we were talking about waterfalls.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
And why not, like exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Exactly, that's what he shared with me, told me all
about how miss Isabelle taught him about waterfalls and ecosystems
and things like that.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
That's what was on the lesson plan.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yes, that's the problem. You are a substitute teacher. Yeah,
lesson plans are for real teachers, not the substitutes. Your
job is to show them videos, maybe make some things
out of popsicle sticks or something, if there's any of
that in the classroom, but not to actually be teaching.
So you can see why I'm shocked.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Well, first of all, I am a real teacher, well substitute, No,
I am also a real teacher.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But anyway, you know, you know, you know, you know,
if you like candy, do you like candy at all?
If you like candy and you go one you want
a Snickers bar, and then you go to the gas
station or wherever you buy your Snickers bar from, and
they don't have any actual real Snickers bars. They have
substitutes and those are never as good as a Snickers bar,
(07:53):
are they?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I am not sure who you are, sir, and I
am I'm sorry if I offended you for whatever reason,
but my job is to teach, and the school.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Was actually very okay with it. They told me they
gave me exactly a lesson.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Plan that I was supposed to follow, and I followed
the lesson plan. I was supposed to teach the water
cycle and echo system.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
That's what I stuck with.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I don't know what you think you are, but you're
being very ridiculous there.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, I think that I'm one of the assistant principals
at this school, which means I, at one point was
an actual teacher. And I know that a substitute teacher
is not supposed to actually be teaching.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Well, I am glad that you're no longer a teacher, actually,
because then us subs would actually have a horrible time
with you.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
I can see why you're no longer a teacher.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm a real Snickers bar and you're a.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
You're a third bar, that's what you are.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I okay, I'm a third bar. Third Did you know
what that means? I do? And that's exactly the kind
of language. I would expect a substitute teacher to use turd.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Really, that is second grade policy. Yeah right, I am
going to hang up right now. I'm gonna call the
district and you're gonna get fired by the end.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Of the ball. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Please this subject teacher.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
It is gonna get your real fired because you do
not disturb your position.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, then I'll let you know that your boyfriend Miguel
set you up for this phone prank. I'll just tell
you that right now. You're joking, Yes I am. This
is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your boyfriend Miguel set you up.
I want to kill him. I am going to kill him. Yeah,
he said he just got a job as a substitute teacher.
(09:36):
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh my gos, I just said the old Nickers boar thing.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
I was like, I'm going.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
To punch his guys if I ever see him.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
How dare he wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We say mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's what's trending with Nina and Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Is trending and before I tell you why, I have
to ask you guys, did your phone just warn you today?
Like I was just looking at my phone and on
the weather app it says excessive heat watch it's coming
on Monday, May fifteenth until five pm. Like it's making
it sound like we're all gonna die becase it's gonna
be hot here on Monday.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
My phone always does that, does its heat watch?
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
But then that's because I have the thing where the
photos show up, you know, and it's always a photo
of me, and I'm like, the heat watch today, watch out.
I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
So there's that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
How's Mark Zuckerberg not always trending? He should be. He
owned social media pretty much all of it. I would
make myself trend every single day.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, the reason why he's trending is so interesting. He's
trending because he just won a gold and silver medal
at a Brazilian jiu jitsu tournament.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What so that's cool?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
He fights and stuff?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Can you imagine all of a sudden he's a billionaire
and he's like, I know what I'm gonna do with
my life. I'm going to go like be approached to
cool person.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Wow, whoever it is that got beat by him has
to be so angry that the Facebook guy beat me.
It's cool, It is cool, But I mean if you're
if you trained in jiu jitsu your whole life and
that's all you've done, right, you like the tech guy.
I just got mopped up by the tech the tech guy, right,
(11:11):
they frustrated.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Is it hammers at a robot? You know, right, that's
a big question.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's probably what it is. He's at home, but he
paid for a robot. I'm really good at jiu jitsu.
That's pretty cool, though I had no idea he was
doing that. But I guess when you have billions of dollars,
you have time to do all that stuff and train
with the best.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Could you imagine being told you're about to do jiu jitsu,
you're about to fight one of the richest men in
the world, and if you mess him up in any way,
like I would just like I would just be like, no,
just beat me, like I'm not getting into this. I
don't want anything to do with this billionaire stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Or just pay me and then I'll let you beat
me whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I would take out whatever frustration I had on whatever
they've changed on Facebook or Instagram at that point, like me,
that was trending with So now it's time for Nina.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Thank you. Bromance is trending. I love this actually. According
to researchers, young guys are engaging in close friendships and
expressing their feelings like never before. So this is awesome
because you know, it helps your mental health. Before guys
were always like, no, bro, we don't talk about stuff,
or maybe that didn't actually happen, but it was what
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we believed.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Was did it happen a lot? It did, Yeah, And
then I was always I'm always I've always been opposite.
You know, people think I'm very closed off, but I
would like to talk about deep stuff all the time.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's part of the problem is I don't go surface
level enough, Right, I'm always trying to talk about the deepestuff,
and people are like, okay, I don't want to think
that much. But I've always been very open like that
with my friends. And I've had good friends that have
been but I've had a lot of friends that aren't
able to do that, or they don't or you just
kind of toxic, right. You get they'll rip on you,
or they will rip on people around them for being
sensitive like that, and it's like, man, loosen up.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, because as females, we've had it and honestly is
a game changer. So yay, go get your bromance on.
And that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And there are those bro there's romances with they're straight guys,
but they'll just make out once in a while now too.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Hey man, whatever makes you happy keeps your mental health
on point.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's like, yeah, I heard about that a while ago
and I was like, I can't remember what it's called.
It's got a name where your friends but if you
neither of you have a girlfriend or whatever and you're
just hanging out, you guys will mess around a little bit,
but you're totally just friends.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Friends with benefits.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
It's something like that.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I don't know it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It's got another bro name to it. Okay, if I've
never done that with a friend yet, I mean, I,
you know, be emotionally open, but I've never done that.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
But that's like not the bromance I was talking about.
But there's options for you. That's what's trending. It's time
for what's trending. Would they need perfect swifties? Are trending.
Swifties are trending because they are powerful. This story is wild.
They've just made a random book a bestseller because they
thought Taylor wrote it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
So, dude, whoever wrote that book actually the biggest bonus ever.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
It's crazy because the publishers come out and said, it's
not Taylor. We can't tell you who it is. And
all of the coincidences that they are believing is what
made them think that it's Taylor. We're just like random.
So the reason why they thought it was Taylor because
the book has five hundred and forty four pages. If
you're a swifty, you know what these numbers mean, because
I'm not really sure what with.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Taylor Swift, Victoria Diino, you're your biggest swifty in the room.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
The digits add up to thirteen, which is Taylor's lucky number.
My bad, I do know. So, and then like there's
a couple other things. So right now, this book is
listed four c untitled Flat Iron non Fiction Summer twenty
twenty three. It's not out until July. Number the name
of the book force the untitled flat Eyes. Yeah, the
name of the book hasn't even been released. They said
(15:08):
it's a celebrity. We don't know who it is, but
the company has said it is not Taylor Swift. However,
that book is still number one because they're not believing
that it's not Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Wow, that is crazy.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Start.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
They're gonna be very disappointed when they find out who
it actually is. It's like Barry Manilow or I hope,
isn't that Justin Bieber's.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
Dade his real father? But no, that's the person that
Taylor Swifts at war with.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
He's like, he's like a music industry dude who is
like screws people over right, Well, he screwed over Taylor
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
If it is him that wrote the book and then
he just screw over the fans too, that might be
his death certificate, like right there, the.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Biggest bonfire on the planet. But anyway, that's what's trending.
Speaker 9 (16:02):
It's time to catch a cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Cole is on the phone today for a War of
the Roses to catch a cheater, and he thinks that
his girlfriend Mackenzie might be cheating. They've been together for
three years, so we're gonna see if we can help
him out cool with some man.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Hey, you guys doing not too bad?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Thanks for asking.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (16:23):
My girlfriend and I Mackenzie. We've been, like I said,
for like three we've been together for three years, okay,
and I think she's probably cheating on me. She takes
work trips to Miami, and she's always travels for work,
and but not this much. And the trips that she
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used to take would be for like cheata three days,
and now sometimes she's there for as long as like
a week, sometimes a bit longer. Right on her last trip,
I was like, I'm a surpriser and send a chartillery
board and some champagne up to her room.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well that's a lovely shark cutie. I do too.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
And the hotel so I, you know, im and the
cassierge or whoever asks, you know, what's the name they
wanted on the delivery, McKenzie or Jesse, And I have
no idea who Jesse is. So I tried calling McKenzie,
(17:26):
but I can get a hold of her, and she
didn't end up calling.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
Me back until late the next day. Wow, And so you.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Know, I was like, what's up?
Speaker 9 (17:34):
And she's like, oh, no, my phone died. And then
you know she went out with coworkers after closing a deal,
and so as she said that this Jesse must have
been a mistake and she doesn't know what he's talking
and she doesn't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
The phone died thing is always always seems to be
very convenient, right when the phone dies in those situations.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Meanwhile, you know that there's always somebody around you that
has like eight chargers in their pocket.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Yeah, so precisely, and every bar in every restaurant and everybody,
you know what I mean, Like everybody's got a charge
her as well.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
So you know, it's just sketch.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Super sketchy, unless she just really wanted to detach from
the moment, especially after closing a deal. But the part
that I can't get over, really, the susy part, is
the hotel. Who's Jesse?
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Yeah, Like there's no Jesse in all lives or that
I'm aware of at work. I believe you know that
she would have like told me about.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And when you asked her about it, how did she
what was her mood, how she'd looked. I mean, you
know you can kind of tell when somebody's flustered.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, she definitely seemed like she was thrown in
some ways. Uh and so uh yeah, it's just one
more box to chit check in terms of like it
seeming like she's you know, she's with somebody else and me.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Okay, what's she like when she's home? Is she kind
of just distant too? Is it just these trips?
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Yeah, it's it's kind of have to say in the
sense that, like, once I started suspecting it, I'm not
sure if I'm just like more attuned to it.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
I guess on some.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Level, she does seem a little bit more uh detached,
and yeah, just not as present. But I don't know
if that's just my head and just me being suspicious.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And you know, like starting to see see things.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So yeah, we'll try to figure it out for you know,
you said a good idea to try to catch her.
What would be to call from that hotel in Miami
and offer a free couples Sweet VAK package for staying
with us. Okay, we'll do that thing. Well, play us
on come back, call her, pretend to be from that
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hotel and and say thanks for staying here. We you're
such a valued customer that we're going to give you
a package Miami. Yeah, Miami Lover's Package Weekend. Sweet. It'll
sound efficient. We'll figure it out and we'll play a song.
Come back and call her and see if she is cheating.
(20:06):
With War the Roses to Catch Cheater. Next right in
the middle of War the Roses to Catch a cheater.
If you're just joining us, Cole is on the phone.
He's been with his girlfriend for three years. Her name's Mackenzie,
and now he thinks she might be cheating. Before we
call her to try to catch her and see if
she is cheating, I'll let Cole break it down. Cole
remind everybody what's going on.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
Uh yeah, So my girlfriend, McKenzie, she's been taking business
trips down to Miami, and before they were you know,
two to three days.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Now they're a lot longer.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
I called to surprise her with a charcuity board and
champagne or room, and they asked me, you know, what's
the name, Mackenzie or Jesse.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I have no idea who Jesse is. You know.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
When I asked her about it, well, first off, I
couldn't get a hold of her, and she ended up
calling me back the next day. She said her phone
died and she was out with coworkers after closing a deal,
and that this Jesse must have been a mistake and
she just doesn't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
All right, So we're gonna call from that same hotel
she was at in Miami Cole Is this one where
she stays out a lot?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Yeah? Yeah, that's pretty much the one that she stays
in all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, And we'll say that, you know, for being such
a valued customer, we'd love to offer her a free
couple suite for the weekend. And we'll see if she
believes that, and if she does, we'll ask for both
names on the reservation and we'll see if it's yours
or somebody else.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
Is okay?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
All right, here we go and call her right now.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Hi is this Mackenzie? Yes, Hi, Mackenzie. How are you
I'm calling from? Do you stay with us quite often? Yeah?
What brings you to Miami so much? If you don't
mind me asking?
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Oh, I just I have to go for work.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm calling today because every month we choose somebody who's
been a very loyal customer who gets to win a
free weekend stay with us.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Oh awesome, Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
What you've won is a free weekend stay in our
couples suite, and the package does include some champagne, charcuterie boards,
a couple's massage. Oh my gosh, yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
That that's true.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You know you did that.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I will lock it in. Do you know who you
would want to take with you? I need to put
them on the reservation as well, a name.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Oh, like a reserve like now, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, we'll put it in there, just so we it' said.
The thing I gotta do is kind of keep it
like a placeholder thing. If something changes, we can change it.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
But okay, yeah, so obviously me.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
And then I would put Jesse just the same one
that's been on the reservation before.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Oh that's right, yeah I saw that.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
What the are you serious? Who waits Jesse? Wait is Cole?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Who's Jesse Cole? Wait a minute, what, Mackenzie. This is
the Jubill Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubal.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I'm Nina, Hi Victorian.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, and that's your boyfriend Cole. We do a segment
called war The rose is to catch a cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be cheating. We
help you catch him. And that's what was going on
right there?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Who's Jesse and Mackenzie?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Awesome?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Cole?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Still there?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Yeah? And I also want to know who Jesse is?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Oh my god, Cole, this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I can't believe called a radio.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't even I don't know.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
I didn't even want anything.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Thanks.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
You can't love about you? Can't you hold about a second?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
You told me Jesse was no, you didn't even know
who Jesse was and was a mistake.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
And now this is like what.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
If you called me, well.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I'm away from work and you're just like marbally assaulting
me about something that.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I did me been, I wasn't even responsible for the hotel?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Hold you something? Okay?
Speaker 9 (24:03):
Verbal assaulting, that's a hyperbolic bullsh Okay. I asked you
about it and you didn't know what the hell you
were that you didn't You lied to me and said,
oh I don't know who Jesse is?
Speaker 8 (24:12):
Are you serious? Like? Oh you like that? Okay? Well
well hold on, hold on, put your stuffing my shoes, okay.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
And imagine that you heard that as if you wouldn't
like be a little bit uh suspicious at all.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
You're just like blotty daddy da Like.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Oh, I don't even think that you should have been suspicious.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
About but the fact that you like jumped to suspicion so.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Fast is what threw me off.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And I didn't even know how.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
To answer you.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
And I was like, this doesn't even deserve a full
answer because you're just jumping to conclusions immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Did not I did it.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
There's another name on the room with you, Jesse. Are
you like, yeah, yeah, you see a girl?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh oh, oh okay, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
What's going on with Jesse?
Speaker 10 (24:59):
She is my friend that I haven in Miami that
we met for work and everything, and she and I
have gotten like super close and I've just been having
so much fun with her and it has been so
nice to get away and not have to think about
anything else that's been going on up here.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
And are you seeing Jesse now romantically?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
No, I'm not, Okay, So she's just a friend.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yeah, she's just a friend. And it was just nice
to have like a little.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Thing that like was just mine that we could just like.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
We were going out and like we go to the beach.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
And we'd like play volleyball and we just like pretend
to other people and just go and so we've just
gotten along so while that we've just been displaying.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Hotel rooms, and.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
You know, it's just nice to be able to like
have that thing that's just fine and feel like somebody
else for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
I think it's great, Mackenzie that you have a girlfriend,
like a good friend, you know. I think that's important
for all women to have somebody to lean on in
that space. But why do you think you couldn't.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Tell Coole, I haven't really been feeling the best lately,
and whole knows that is the problem. And I just
wanted something that was just kind of my little life
that I wasn't sharing one hundred percent right then, and
it was just so nice to.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Just have my little like.
Speaker 10 (26:21):
Miami friendship and we could just go and be different
people for a.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
While and maybe, look, I want you to have your
own thing in your own life and stuff like that,
but you have to understand, like my reaction I think
is actually pretty standard and pretty normal, like, you know,
for you and I want you to be happy, obviously,
I would like need to be involved in that happiness.
And I'm not saying that like I've got to be
(26:45):
a part of every moment of every minute of your life.
But it's somewhat confounding when you try to do something
nice for someone and then like you have something like.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
That to happen.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
How do I, honestly, how do you think I was
supposed to react? And yes, I realized I wasn't supposed
to find out, but I did it on some level,
and that level made it seem very suspicious because.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Jesse can totally be a guy.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, definitely it makes sense.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
But at the same time, it's like, you know, like
when he came in like all accusatory and everything the
first time, I just didn't feel like explaining it at
that point.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Maybe like, look, we obviously need to learn on our
communication and that goes both ways, and I know I
haven't been you know.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
The best in that department as well.
Speaker 9 (27:25):
I'm actually very relieved knowing that this isn't some dude
by all means like have having the time.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
With Jesse that I'd love to go down to Miami
sometime with you, whether Jess is involved or not. You
know that it turns out I like Beaches, who knew.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
You know? I love you?
Speaker 10 (27:50):
I love you too. I mean me just like go
to like Tampa.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
To Miami, Miami. But at least you know she's not cheating,
So yeah, congratulations on that.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
I will I'll see them.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Okay, the Jewel.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but there's
no shame in eating pizza with a fork and knife.
There is, though apparently Nina disagrees. It's the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
I do.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I'm sorry, and it's time for I don't know who
needs to hear this, but the segment where we say
I don't know who needs to hear this, and then
we put a big butt on it and tell everybody
exactly what we think they should hear. So call us
right now eight eight eight three four three one o
six one text in four one o six one. What
do you think everybody should hear today? Nina? We can
start with you.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yes, I don't know who needs to hear this, but
don't send the paragraph or the paragraphs. Aside from the
fact that none of us need to get carpal tunnel
from typing that much. Like, if there's that much that
needs to be said, there's a really good chance you're
going to be having a one sided conversation. I'm saying
this to you and to myself all the person that
(29:04):
needs to hear this, you know what, Yes, yes I am,
and let's just say this together. We are better than that.
But you can like write it to yourself and then
that way you get it out and then you don't
have to you.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Know, every once in a while, I'll get in a
mood where I want to clap on people, you know,
and it's usually while I'm working out, right, because then
I just get I feel aggressive at that point, you know, yeah,
and so I'll be like, screw that, I'm gonna text
him right now, and then I'll type a bunch of
stuff and then it's just I type it out and
then I'm like, set your phone down for a second,
give it some thought. And then I'm like, I want
to add more. And then I start deleting it. Once
(29:37):
I start writing lines and then deleting lines and writing
a new line and looking for new ways to tell
them off. I'm like, okay, let's not send that at all.
Let's just work out and put the phone down.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It feels so great in the moment until you start
editing yourself and you're like, oh yeah, I feel stupid.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Once I started editing myself, I'm like, man, it would
have been cool if I said that, but I don't too. Also,
it's probably not how I actually really feel. I shouldn't
say that. Hello, Siria, Yeah, what do you think the
world's is here today? Hey? What's up?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I wanted to tell you guys that you guys are
always loved no matter what.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh you too, Syria.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Can we save that so we can play it all
the time?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, I don't want to listen to it on repeat
in your car on the way. Yeah. Yeah, seriously, Sara,
thank you for that message.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
You walk?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, I have a good day. Okay a YouTube? All right? Bye,
call any time you should call us up A DA
eight three four three six one text in four one
o six to one. That was some great advice from Oh.
I didn't ask how what she was I assuming it
was a child. Could have been a thirty year old
who sounded like a child, but I'm pretty sure it
was a child.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I think you're right, sweet point, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
What do you think the world needs here today?
Speaker 4 (30:49):
I don't know needs to hear this, but if anyone
watches the Summer I turned pretty the TV show where
season one came out last summer on Prime. Yes, some
season two it's about come out on July fourteenth.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, we all needed to hear that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Maybe get to show.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Oh my gosh, it's so good. You never heard of it.
I talked about it like last year, cried so much.
At the end of season one.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Victoria talks about every show, well a lot of shows,
and then it's hard to keep up. You don't watch them,
I know, but I do tell you I'm going to. Yeah,
you know, and I mean it when I tell you,
And then like an hour later, I'm like, probably never
gonna watch that. I shouldn't tell you.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
That, Victoria Ramirez, I'm watching these shows.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Wait, I don't know who needs to hear this. But
the segment where we say I don't know who needs
to hear this and then put a big butt on
it and tell everybody exactly what we think they should hear.
Somebody text it in at four one oh six one
and said, I don't know who needs to hear this,
But if life gives you lemons, squeeze them into water.
Squeeze them into a water gun and make lemonade water fights.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, if you're really mad, scored somebody.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
You know, that's a really good advice for if life
gives you lemons, take it out on someone else around
you and squirt lemon in their eye. Call us up
eight eight eight three four three one six one eight
eight eight three four three one o six one. What
do you think the world needs to hear today? Or
producer Brad and Olin Brad, what do you think the
world needs to hear today?
Speaker 9 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (32:13):
I was gonna say, I don't know if you hear this,
but just take a break. Just just let it go.
You know, word can wait, friends can wait, family can wait.
Take a deep breath because uh, the world goes on.
Don't worry about it. Yeah, just take a second.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I agree with that, that's true. You know what.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
That whole thing reminds me of the picture that Jubole
posted yesterday or the video sleep in a hammock. Yeah,
oh yeah, just take a break.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, pretty much what I said. Yeah, I was laying
in a hammock and I was like, nothing in life
is really that important? Right totally.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
That's exactly how I feel.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, And that's what it looked like. Were you making
in that hammock? Because it looked like it and I
was like.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Oh, I might I might have been. Remember, I was
gonna say that was from my house I stayed at
like a few weeks ago, and I was naked in
that hammock a few times laying in the sun. But
I don't know if that picture I was naked or not.
Follow him at Jubile Fra Jewel Fresh. I'm gonna go
ahead and say, yes, I was naked. But that is
(33:15):
very good advice. Do that, Bradley, Yeah, I got it
naked hammocking. Somebody texted in it for Yeah, if you're
stressed out today, do a little naked hammicking. It will
relax you right up, unless you fall over in that. Yeah,
that's true, and you got a hammock in the right place, Like,
don't do that in the middle of a busy street
in downtown or on the sidewalk, because then cops will
(33:35):
come and they will disturb your piece, right, and then
you'll get in trouble for disturbing the piece. But really
they're disturbing your piece. You're the one in a hammock.
Somebody texted in at four and six one and said,
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Chips
taste better when you break them up into smaller pieces. Huh.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I also don't agree with that one. But you know,
do you boo ye to eat him like in a handful?
Speaker 8 (33:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
It gets my feet.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
The end of the chip bag is always the worst.
I thought to say, Well.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
It depends if you can. You have a little crushed
pieces at the bottom, and you got all the flavoring
from the chips, and then you make the bag into
basically a tunnel spout and then you just slam the bag.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
That's great because it's also clean. You don't have to
put them in your hand. The most flavor that's been
my problem is spout. I never think to put it
in the spout. Yeah. So when I've tried to eat
the chips at the bottom, I pour the bag out
and I get excuse me, I get mostly chips all
in my cheeks and in my eyes and in my nose,
and I don't get them in my mouth as much
because I don't twist it up in like a funnel.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Are you pulling the bags on your face?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, my head.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
It's hard on the hammock.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
The angles don't work out. Call us eight eight eight
three four three six one text in four one o
six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but Ournito, what's up? How are you? I'm fantastic, so
I'm great. Thank you for always calling in. I always
appreciate you. What do you think the world needs to
hear today?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
I think the world needs to hear I don't know
who needs to hear this, but life is too short.
If it don't fit, don't force it, just the least
let it go.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
There you go. That's also great advice. Yeah, the same
thing as laying hammock naked, Anita, that should hear what
he's vibe today. Anybody who listens right now, that should
be your vibe today. Laying in a hammock naked anything
stresses you out. Just think about that.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Okay, and Jibbo, did they have my phone work?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
That's awesome?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah yeah, last time your phone was breaking up. Bad time,
So thank you bad time, big time. Thank you Anita
for the phone call. Always appreciate it, and thank you
for the good messages always.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Okay, we too, have a good day.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
six one. Hey Alicia, Yeah, what do you think the
world needs to hear today?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Your FedEx driver doesn't know what your package is?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Did Gebile show on demand? Gewbeles dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet,
let's hear it.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Okay, So my I guess he's my fiance is thirteen
years younger than me. Okay, but my family thinks he's
six years older than he is because they're good mental Yeah,
and so we just walk around and pretend he's older.
And sometimes I forget how old the hell he supposed
(36:34):
to be, and so they'll be like, oh, when's his birthday?
And how old are you again? And I'll be like, uh,
stuttery because I don't remember how old I said he was.
So yeah, he's very young. So nobody might coming knows
how actually how old he actually is.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
That's so funny, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, babe, I'll marry you, but you just got to
be six years old or cool.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But he goes, he goes along the day.
He doesn't much have like judgment or whatever, so you know,
he's like, he just goes along with it. But sometimes
he forgets how will be supposed.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
To be too?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Do you think that they're ever going to find out.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Oh, I figure maybe ten years down the road maybe
we'll tell them, But I don't know. Maybe maybe not.
I mean, we might just finally just go with it
so much that we think he's at age too.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Is he at least a legal drinking age?
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yes, yes, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
I just wanted to check how judging you?
Speaker 5 (37:27):
We're going to be over eighteen? Okay, eighteen, over twenty
one so.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
And live your life?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Thank you, by bye bye.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I'm a grown adult and the other day I had
my mom call in sick to work for me. True
will show Hey, no shame in that, No, none at all.
Call us up right now eight eight eight three four
three one o six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six. One question we're asking is, yes,
you're a grown adult, but what does your mom still
do for you? And that's a text message we got
(38:05):
in that somebody still has their mom calling sick for
them once in a while.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
That's O great.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Call us eight eight three for three one six one.
Mother's Day is this weekend, in case you were unaware
of that, And now you're like, oh no, I forgot
and now I have to do something for my mom.
But you really don't. We talked about it yesterday on
the show. Moms just want to be left alone for
Mother's Day. So that's really all you have to do.
But what does your mom still do for you even
though you're a grown adult? Hey, Hope, Hi, Hey, are
(38:30):
you a mom?
Speaker 6 (38:32):
I am a mom, but I also go to my mom.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
And she reminds me, right.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
She reminds me of my children's appointments, my personal dental
and like you know, doctor's appointment. She never lets me
forget an appointment.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
So she still keeps your schedule. Bit, she's your personals. Yeah, ye,
even better. Thanks for the phone call, and have a
good Mother's day.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Okay, thank you to.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Call us up. I will call up one text and
four one o six one. Yes, you're a grown adult,
but what does your mom still do for you? Nina?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Well, my situation is a little bit unique considering that
I live with my mother right now. She's one of
my roommates, her and my dad. The most recent thing
that she just did for me was pick out a
new dresser for me. So that's cool. All my life
is in storage right now, like all my furniture and
so the room at their house she's trying to fix
up for me, and she's like, you can take it
(39:34):
to your new house when you have it. And so
she went and picked out this like really pretty like
glam dresser and printed out all these pictures to show me.
So I just said, mom, you do it. So she's
really excited about it.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
It is cool because this morning when I walked in,
I was like, oh, that's a cool shirt, Nina, and
she's like, thanks, I borrowed it from my mom.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
I've got a huge closet. I just walk in the room.
He's closet. Do I want my dad?
Speaker 9 (39:58):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Call us a eight three four three six one celebrating
Mother's Day coming up this weekend, talking about what your
mom still does for you even though you're a grown adult.
Hay Shannon, Hi, Hi, are you a mom?
Speaker 6 (40:12):
I am a mom, and I'm a mom of five
boys and one daughter.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Blessed.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, that's a lot of kids.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah, it's been fun. So I don't really do anything
for my parents, but I was just going to shore
with you what I do for my kids.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Oh yeah, Okay, I bear up a little bit.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
They're all grown with their own families. I actually have
twenty five grandchildren.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Wow, what.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
That's actually a lot of it is half of their
own and half have been adopted. So it's been a
real good blessing for me.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
You're building up. I love it. I don't know if
you've ever heard of the Habsburg family. Real quick note
in history, but they were all over, you know, overseas
in Germany, but they ended up taking over almost all
of Europe. Not by war by breeding. They were just
married in the families and take it over. And that's
what you're doing. So I can't wait to work for
(41:11):
you some day.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
There's a lot of love there. But take over too.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
I'll tell them that.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 10 (41:23):
So I lost myself.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
I'm on a different road.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
What do you do for them?
Speaker 6 (41:29):
So what I do for them is I orchestrate calling
each of them and facetiming my grandkids. They're all busy,
you know. My sons are busy making sure they're mom
wives are happy, and and then my daughter she's getting campered.
So I give them a call. They don't all live
near me right now, and we FaceTime, and I talk
(41:49):
to all my grandkids. So that's kind of what I do.
It's kind of a little different than normal.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
But all right, this grandchild will marry that prince from
that country and then we will take over that territory.
Thanks for your phone call, Shannon, call us up eight
eight eight three four three six one text and four
one six one. Hey Derek, Yeah, yeah, even though you're
a grown adult, what does your mom still do for you?
Speaker 9 (42:18):
Well, I'm a college student, I live at home.
Speaker 8 (42:21):
It's mute.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
She's still to the stay.
Speaker 9 (42:24):
When she goes to the supermarket, she still wants to
pick out like shirts, pants.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Still buy Hey, but yeah, does your mom buy you
good clothes though? You know, because my parents used to
buy me clothes when I lived there, not an as adult,
but anyway, but they would all they they had terrible style,
like this is horrible. Does your mom have good fashion though?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Oh, she's got good fashion.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
She's she's actually got a cosmetology license.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
So okay, yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
That's great. So your mom is also your personal stylist
and that is a win. Yes, of course, there you go.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, see so Derek, when you meet someone
you're interested in and you want to go on a
date or whatever, and they ask you, know, you talk
about your life. You could sound super super successful. You
have personal chef, you have personal assistant who goes and
buys your clothes, It picks out your outfit every day,
personal stylist, and your barber even lives there. And then
let them find out later that it's your mom. Thanks
(43:24):
for the phone call.
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What is the dumbest purchase you ever made? Hit us
up eight eight eight three four three one O six
one eight eight eight three four three one O six
one text us four one O six one, and I
asked the question, it's the Jewbil Show. By the way,
because a Taylor Swift fan is going viral this morning
because they went to her show the other night and
they wore contact lenses. Okay, because I guess either they
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had colored contact lenses in and they're like, oh, I
hope Taylor Swift gets noticed that my eyes are lavender
and brings me on stage and wants to meet me,
or they can't see very well. But at the end
of the night, they got home, took out their contact
lenses and decided to post them for sale for ten
thousand dollars. Because those contact lenses got to see Taylor
Swift live in concert and people are actually interested in
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buying them for ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
This is proof that no idea is a bad idea,
right because this person is actually gonna make this crazy
money off of their contacts.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, and the tickets for the Taylor Swift show probably
cost her fifteen thousand dollars, so she's gonna make some
of her money back. I mean that's excellent, because our
tickets for the concert or her tour are still ridiculously expensive,
right Victoria.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yes, incredibly, which is why I haven't bought my yet.
I can progress.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So ten thousand dollars for contact lenses that saw Taylor
Swift in concert.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I thought it was gonna be like sweat or something
like of all things, like why contact lenses? There's no
Taylor Swift DNA on there, and it's.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Not even Taylor Swift's contact lenses exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's why it makes no sense to me. Yeah, but
you know, go.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You but so if you didn't go see the concert,
those lenses that you now will own have seen the concert.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, but they're not going to show you the concert.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know, somebody's gonna If somebody would pay ten thousand
dollars to buy those contact lenses that this Taylor Swift
fan is selling online after seeing a show, you know
that person is gonna sit at home and put those
filthy contact lenses in their eyes and then close their
eyes and be like, I wonder if I can still
capture visions of Taylor Swift on stage. Not safe crazy?
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Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. What is the dumbest purchase you ever made?
And would you pay ten thousand dollars for any item
of I don't know, a celebrity or something like that?
Is there anybody that you would Is there anything from
anybody that you would pay ten thousand like? I don't know, yeah, anybody, But.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I would pay ten thousand dollars for Yeah, yes, I
want Chris Evans sperm and I want to have a baby.
You know what, if you're gonna do it, you gotta.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Go back, right. I wonder if you know it's THOUSDA
is not bad for.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That Captain America?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Have the ten thousand important baby?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, but I mean it's celeb DNA. Yeah, so that's
going to be more expensive than the fifty bucks or
whatever you get from donating at a regular place.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Ye's not dumb.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's an investment eighteen years of child support?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh yeah that too? Call us up eight eight eight
three four three one six one. I'm mean I'd probably
pay ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Just to have it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's a conversation piece. People come already off. They're like,
what is that over there? I'm like, well, that's a jar. Yeah,
I bought it for ten thousand dollars, genius. Would you
like me to fix you a drink?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Now? You're just being grown?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yes, I am sorry? What would you pay ten thousand
dollars for? That's Nina's answer, Victoria, is there anything that
you like celebrity wise? I mean you're a big Taylor
Swift fan. You're a swift ye right yeah? Swift? What
do you guys called swift hearts? Swift ease? I know,
I think you should change it the swift Hearts though. Anyway,
what would you pay ten thousand dollars for? These? Contact?
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When is it this person is selling from going to
a Taylor Swift show?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Probably not. But I've also never have had ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Therefore, I've never given.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
To myself opportunity to think what can I buy with
ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And you know what, everything happens for reason, There are
no coincidences. Everything in life happens on purpose. Timing is everything.
I think everything's all predetermined, it's all written, and there's
a reason you don't have ten thousand dollars right now, Victoria,
because if you did, you would not have ten thousand
dollars anymore. You would have some dirty contact lenses and
probably peaky because you put them in your eyes. Somebody
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texted in and it said that someone bought the rain
water from Taylor Swift show in Nastroville.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Wowow okay, that was like an amazing show.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I did it rain in the stadium?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yes, and she stayed up till two am to finish
her show because it got delayed because.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Of the rain. Was it real rain from the sky?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yes, that's actually kind of cool, right. I do think
that the rain thing is cool. It's way cooler than contacts.
How much did they spend on it? We're gonna find
out knows.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, text in four o six one tell us how
much it spent or we'll look it up real quick.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Still cooler.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I thought maybe it was Taylor Swift on her show
made it rain, you know, like had waterworks in that one.
I'd be like, cool, that's Taylor Swift water. It's just
regular rain they bought.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That's not regular. That's like the universe said, all right,
we're going to rain on you right now, so you
all can experience something together like a moment.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, somebody texted in and said that they would buy
Heath Ledger's original joker costume. Oh that would be cool.
That is a good one if you're a collector. What's
up straight jacket? Yeah, it is a straight You can
get one of those. You just gotta have a little
bit of a freak out.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
It's another Jewbile phone frame.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I'm one of the
assistant principals at elementary school. Is this Isabelle?
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Hi, how are you? Isabelle? I'm calling because you were
a substitute tea and mister second grade class the other day. Correct, Yeah, yes,
I was.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
We actually had a great time.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
No, everything is not okay. And that's why I'm calling
you because I need to address a few issues that
came up when you were substitute teaching for mister the
other day.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
So I was walking down the hallway and I saw
one of the students that mister teaches and I said, hey, Jimmy,
how are you today? And he said he was good.
And then I said, so, you guys had a substitute
the other day, how'd that go? And his reply to
me shocked me.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Okay, we were talking about waterfalls.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
And why not, like exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Exactly, that's what he shared with me, told me all
about how miss Isabelle taught him about waterfalls and ecosystems
and things like that.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
That's what was on the lesson plan.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yes, that's the problem. You are a substitute teacher. Yeah,
lesson plans are for real teachers, not the substitutes. Your
job is to show them videos, maybe make some things
out of popsicle sticks or something, if there's any of
that in the classroom, but not to actually be teaching.
So you can see why I'm shocked.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Well, first of all, I am a real teacher, well substitute, No,
I am also a real teacher.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But anyway, you know, you know, you know, you know,
if you like candy, do you like candy at all?
If you like candy and you go one you want
a Snickers bar, and then you go to the gas
station or wherever you buy your Snickers bar from, and
they don't have any actual real Snickers bars. They have
substitutes and those are never as good as a Snickers bar,
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are they?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I am not sure who you are, sir, and I
am I'm sorry if I offended you for whatever reason,
but my job is to teach, and the school.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Was actually very okay with it. They told me they
gave me exactly a lesson.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Plan that I was supposed to follow, and I followed
the lesson plan. I was supposed to teach the water
cycle and echo system.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
That's what I stuck with.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I don't know what you think you are, but you're
being very ridiculous there.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, I think that I'm one of the assistant principals
at this school, which means I, at one point was
an actual teacher. And I know that a substitute teacher
is not supposed to actually be teaching.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Well, I am glad that you're no longer a teacher, actually,
because then us subs would actually have a horrible time
with you.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
I can see why you're no longer a teacher.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm a real Snickers bar and you're a.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
You're a third bar, that's what you are.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I okay, I'm a third bar. Third Did you know
what that means? I do? And that's exactly the kind
of language. I would expect a substitute teacher to use turd.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Really, that is second grade policy. Yeah right, I am
going to hang up right now. I'm gonna call the
district and you're gonna get fired by the end.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Of the ball. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Please this subject teacher.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
It is gonna get your real fired because you do
not disturb your position.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, then I'll let you know that your boyfriend Miguel
set you up for this phone prank. I'll just tell
you that right now. You're joking, Yes I am. This
is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your boyfriend Miguel set you up.
I want to kill him. I am going to kill him. Yeah,
he said he just got a job as a substitute teacher.
(09:36):
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh my gos, I just said the old Nickers boar thing.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
I was like, I'm going.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
To punch his guys if I ever see him.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
How dare he wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We say mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's what's trending with Nina and Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Is trending and before I tell you why, I have
to ask you guys, did your phone just warn you today?
Like I was just looking at my phone and on
the weather app it says excessive heat watch it's coming
on Monday, May fifteenth until five pm. Like it's making
it sound like we're all gonna die becase it's gonna
be hot here on Monday.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
My phone always does that, does its heat watch?
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
But then that's because I have the thing where the
photos show up, you know, and it's always a photo
of me, and I'm like, the heat watch today, watch out.
I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
So there's that.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
How's Mark Zuckerberg not always trending? He should be. He
owned social media pretty much all of it. I would
make myself trend every single day.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, the reason why he's trending is so interesting. He's
trending because he just won a gold and silver medal
at a Brazilian jiu jitsu tournament.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What so that's cool?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
He fights and stuff?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Can you imagine all of a sudden he's a billionaire
and he's like, I know what I'm gonna do with
my life. I'm going to go like be approached to
cool person.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Wow, whoever it is that got beat by him has
to be so angry that the Facebook guy beat me.
It's cool, It is cool, But I mean if you're
if you trained in jiu jitsu your whole life and
that's all you've done, right, you like the tech guy.
I just got mopped up by the tech the tech guy, right,
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they frustrated.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Is it hammers at a robot? You know, right, that's
a big question.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's probably what it is. He's at home, but he
paid for a robot. I'm really good at jiu jitsu.
That's pretty cool, though I had no idea he was
doing that. But I guess when you have billions of dollars,
you have time to do all that stuff and train
with the best.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
Could you imagine being told you're about to do jiu jitsu,
you're about to fight one of the richest men in
the world, and if you mess him up in any way,
like I would just like I would just be like, no,
just beat me, like I'm not getting into this. I
don't want anything to do with this billionaire stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Or just pay me and then I'll let you beat
me whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I would take out whatever frustration I had on whatever
they've changed on Facebook or Instagram at that point, like me,
that was trending with So now it's time for Nina.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Thank you. Bromance is trending. I love this actually. According
to researchers, young guys are engaging in close friendships and
expressing their feelings like never before. So this is awesome
because you know, it helps your mental health. Before guys
were always like, no, bro, we don't talk about stuff,
or maybe that didn't actually happen, but it was what
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we believed.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Was did it happen a lot? It did, Yeah, And
then I was always I'm always I've always been opposite.
You know, people think I'm very closed off, but I
would like to talk about deep stuff all the time.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Right.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's part of the problem is I don't go surface
level enough, Right, I'm always trying to talk about the deepestuff,
and people are like, okay, I don't want to think
that much. But I've always been very open like that
with my friends. And I've had good friends that have
been but I've had a lot of friends that aren't
able to do that, or they don't or you just
kind of toxic, right. You get they'll rip on you,
or they will rip on people around them for being
sensitive like that, and it's like, man, loosen up.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, because as females, we've had it and honestly is
a game changer. So yay, go get your bromance on.
And that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And there are those bro there's romances with they're straight guys,
but they'll just make out once in a while now too.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Hey man, whatever makes you happy keeps your mental health
on point.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's like, yeah, I heard about that a while ago
and I was like, I can't remember what it's called.
It's got a name where your friends but if you
neither of you have a girlfriend or whatever and you're
just hanging out, you guys will mess around a little bit,
but you're totally just friends.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Friends with benefits.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
It's something like that.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I don't know it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It's got another bro name to it. Okay, if I've
never done that with a friend yet, I mean, I,
you know, be emotionally open, but I've never done that.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
But that's like not the bromance I was talking about.
But there's options for you. That's what's trending. It's time
for what's trending. Would they need perfect swifties? Are trending.
Swifties are trending because they are powerful. This story is wild.
They've just made a random book a bestseller because they
thought Taylor wrote it.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
So, dude, whoever wrote that book actually the biggest bonus ever.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
It's crazy because the publishers come out and said, it's
not Taylor. We can't tell you who it is. And
all of the coincidences that they are believing is what
made them think that it's Taylor. We're just like random.
So the reason why they thought it was Taylor because
the book has five hundred and forty four pages. If
you're a swifty, you know what these numbers mean, because
I'm not really sure what with.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Taylor Swift, Victoria Diino, you're your biggest swifty in the room.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
The digits add up to thirteen, which is Taylor's lucky number.
My bad, I do know. So, and then like there's
a couple other things. So right now, this book is
listed four c untitled Flat Iron non Fiction Summer twenty
twenty three. It's not out until July. Number the name
of the book force the untitled flat Eyes. Yeah, the
name of the book hasn't even been released. They said
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it's a celebrity. We don't know who it is, but
the company has said it is not Taylor Swift. However,
that book is still number one because they're not believing
that it's not Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Wow, that is crazy.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Start.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
They're gonna be very disappointed when they find out who
it actually is. It's like Barry Manilow or I hope,
isn't that Justin Bieber's.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
Dade his real father? But no, that's the person that
Taylor Swifts at war with.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
He's like, he's like a music industry dude who is
like screws people over right, Well, he screwed over Taylor
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh that's a problem.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
If it is him that wrote the book and then
he just screw over the fans too, that might be
his death certificate, like right there, the.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Biggest bonfire on the planet. But anyway, that's what's trending.
Speaker 9 (16:02):
It's time to catch a cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Cole is on the phone today for a War of
the Roses to catch a cheater, and he thinks that
his girlfriend Mackenzie might be cheating. They've been together for
three years, so we're gonna see if we can help
him out cool with some man.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
Hey, you guys doing not too bad?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Thanks for asking.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (16:23):
My girlfriend and I Mackenzie. We've been, like I said,
for like three we've been together for three years, okay,
and I think she's probably cheating on me. She takes
work trips to Miami, and she's always travels for work,
and but not this much. And the trips that she
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used to take would be for like cheata three days,
and now sometimes she's there for as long as like
a week, sometimes a bit longer. Right on her last trip,
I was like, I'm a surpriser and send a chartillery
board and some champagne up to her room.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well that's a lovely shark cutie. I do too.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
And the hotel so I, you know, im and the
cassierge or whoever asks, you know, what's the name they
wanted on the delivery, McKenzie or Jesse, And I have
no idea who Jesse is. So I tried calling McKenzie,
(17:26):
but I can get a hold of her, and she
didn't end up calling.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
Me back until late the next day. Wow, And so you.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Know, I was like, what's up?
Speaker 9 (17:34):
And she's like, oh, no, my phone died. And then
you know she went out with coworkers after closing a deal,
and so as she said that this Jesse must have
been a mistake and she doesn't know what he's talking
and she doesn't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
The phone died thing is always always seems to be
very convenient, right when the phone dies in those situations.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Meanwhile, you know that there's always somebody around you that
has like eight chargers in their pocket.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Yeah, so precisely, and every bar in every restaurant and everybody,
you know what I mean, Like everybody's got a charge
her as well.
Speaker 8 (18:04):
So you know, it's just sketch.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Super sketchy, unless she just really wanted to detach from
the moment, especially after closing a deal. But the part
that I can't get over, really, the susy part, is
the hotel. Who's Jesse?
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Yeah, Like there's no Jesse in all lives or that
I'm aware of at work. I believe you know that
she would have like told me about.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
And when you asked her about it, how did she
what was her mood, how she'd looked. I mean, you
know you can kind of tell when somebody's flustered.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, she definitely seemed like she was thrown in
some ways. Uh and so uh yeah, it's just one
more box to chit check in terms of like it
seeming like she's you know, she's with somebody else and me.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Okay, what's she like when she's home? Is she kind
of just distant too? Is it just these trips?
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Yeah, it's it's kind of have to say in the
sense that, like, once I started suspecting it, I'm not
sure if I'm just like more attuned to it.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
I guess on some.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Level, she does seem a little bit more uh detached,
and yeah, just not as present. But I don't know
if that's just my head and just me being suspicious.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And you know, like starting to see see things.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So yeah, we'll try to figure it out for you know,
you said a good idea to try to catch her.
What would be to call from that hotel in Miami
and offer a free couples Sweet VAK package for staying
with us. Okay, we'll do that thing. Well, play us
on come back, call her, pretend to be from that
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hotel and and say thanks for staying here. We you're
such a valued customer that we're going to give you
a package Miami. Yeah, Miami Lover's Package Weekend. Sweet. It'll
sound efficient. We'll figure it out and we'll play a song.
Come back and call her and see if she is cheating.
(20:06):
With War the Roses to Catch Cheater. Next right in
the middle of War the Roses to Catch a cheater.
If you're just joining us, Cole is on the phone.
He's been with his girlfriend for three years. Her name's Mackenzie,
and now he thinks she might be cheating. Before we
call her to try to catch her and see if
she is cheating, I'll let Cole break it down. Cole
remind everybody what's going on.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
Uh yeah, So my girlfriend, McKenzie, she's been taking business
trips down to Miami, and before they were you know,
two to three days.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Now they're a lot longer.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
I called to surprise her with a charcuity board and
champagne or room, and they asked me, you know, what's
the name, Mackenzie or Jesse.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I have no idea who Jesse is. You know.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
When I asked her about it, well, first off, I
couldn't get a hold of her, and she ended up
calling me back the next day. She said her phone
died and she was out with coworkers after closing a deal,
and that this Jesse must have been a mistake and
she just doesn't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
All right, So we're gonna call from that same hotel
she was at in Miami Cole Is this one where
she stays out a lot?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Yeah? Yeah, that's pretty much the one that she stays
in all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, And we'll say that, you know, for being such
a valued customer, we'd love to offer her a free
couple suite for the weekend. And we'll see if she
believes that, and if she does, we'll ask for both
names on the reservation and we'll see if it's yours
or somebody else.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
Is okay?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
All right, here we go and call her right now.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Hi is this Mackenzie? Yes, Hi, Mackenzie. How are you
I'm calling from? Do you stay with us quite often? Yeah?
What brings you to Miami so much? If you don't
mind me asking?
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Oh, I just I have to go for work.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm calling today because every month we choose somebody who's
been a very loyal customer who gets to win a
free weekend stay with us.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Oh awesome, Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
What you've won is a free weekend stay in our
couples suite, and the package does include some champagne, charcuterie boards,
a couple's massage. Oh my gosh, yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
That that's true.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You know you did that.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I will lock it in. Do you know who you
would want to take with you? I need to put
them on the reservation as well, a name.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Oh, like a reserve like now, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, we'll put it in there, just so we it' said.
The thing I gotta do is kind of keep it
like a placeholder thing. If something changes, we can change it.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
But okay, yeah, so obviously me.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
And then I would put Jesse just the same one
that's been on the reservation before.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Oh that's right, yeah I saw that.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
What the are you serious? Who waits Jesse? Wait is Cole?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Who's Jesse Cole? Wait a minute, what, Mackenzie. This is
the Jubill Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubal.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I'm Nina, Hi Victorian.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, and that's your boyfriend Cole. We do a segment
called war The rose is to catch a cheater, where
if you think your significant other might be cheating. We
help you catch him. And that's what was going on
right there?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Who's Jesse and Mackenzie?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Awesome?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Cole?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Still there?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Yeah? And I also want to know who Jesse is?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Oh my god, Cole, this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I can't believe called a radio.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't even I don't know.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
I didn't even want anything.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Thanks.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
You can't love about you? Can't you hold about a second?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
You told me Jesse was no, you didn't even know
who Jesse was and was a mistake.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
And now this is like what.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
If you called me, well.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I'm away from work and you're just like marbally assaulting
me about something that.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I did me been, I wasn't even responsible for the hotel?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Hold you something? Okay?
Speaker 9 (24:03):
Verbal assaulting, that's a hyperbolic bullsh Okay. I asked you
about it and you didn't know what the hell you
were that you didn't You lied to me and said,
oh I don't know who Jesse is?
Speaker 8 (24:12):
Are you serious? Like? Oh you like that? Okay? Well
well hold on, hold on, put your stuffing my shoes, okay.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
And imagine that you heard that as if you wouldn't
like be a little bit uh suspicious at all.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
You're just like blotty daddy da Like.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Oh, I don't even think that you should have been suspicious.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
About but the fact that you like jumped to suspicion so.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Fast is what threw me off.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And I didn't even know how.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
To answer you.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
And I was like, this doesn't even deserve a full
answer because you're just jumping to conclusions immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Did not I did it.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
There's another name on the room with you, Jesse. Are
you like, yeah, yeah, you see a girl?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh oh, oh okay, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
What's going on with Jesse?
Speaker 10 (24:59):
She is my friend that I haven in Miami that
we met for work and everything, and she and I
have gotten like super close and I've just been having
so much fun with her and it has been so
nice to get away and not have to think about
anything else that's been going on up here.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
And are you seeing Jesse now romantically?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
No, I'm not, Okay, So she's just a friend.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yeah, she's just a friend. And it was just nice
to have like a little.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Thing that like was just mine that we could just like.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
We were going out and like we go to the beach.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
And we'd like play volleyball and we just like pretend
to other people and just go and so we've just
gotten along so while that we've just been displaying.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Hotel rooms, and.
Speaker 10 (25:45):
You know, it's just nice to be able to like
have that thing that's just fine and feel like somebody
else for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
I think it's great, Mackenzie that you have a girlfriend,
like a good friend, you know. I think that's important
for all women to have somebody to lean on in
that space. But why do you think you couldn't.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Tell Coole, I haven't really been feeling the best lately,
and whole knows that is the problem. And I just
wanted something that was just kind of my little life
that I wasn't sharing one hundred percent right then, and
it was just so nice to.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Just have my little like.
Speaker 10 (26:21):
Miami friendship and we could just go and be different
people for a.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
While and maybe, look, I want you to have your
own thing in your own life and stuff like that,
but you have to understand, like my reaction I think
is actually pretty standard and pretty normal, like, you know,
for you and I want you to be happy, obviously,
I would like need to be involved in that happiness.
And I'm not saying that like I've got to be
(26:45):
a part of every moment of every minute of your life.
But it's somewhat confounding when you try to do something
nice for someone and then like you have something like.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
That to happen.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
How do I, honestly, how do you think I was
supposed to react? And yes, I realized I wasn't supposed
to find out, but I did it on some level,
and that level made it seem very suspicious because.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Jesse can totally be a guy.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, definitely it makes sense.
Speaker 10 (27:09):
But at the same time, it's like, you know, like
when he came in like all accusatory and everything the
first time, I just didn't feel like explaining it at
that point.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Maybe like, look, we obviously need to learn on our
communication and that goes both ways, and I know I
haven't been you know.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
The best in that department as well.
Speaker 9 (27:25):
I'm actually very relieved knowing that this isn't some dude
by all means like have having the time.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
With Jesse that I'd love to go down to Miami
sometime with you, whether Jess is involved or not. You
know that it turns out I like Beaches, who knew.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
You know? I love you?
Speaker 10 (27:50):
I love you too. I mean me just like go
to like Tampa.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
To Miami, Miami. But at least you know she's not cheating,
So yeah, congratulations on that.
Speaker 8 (28:04):
I will I'll see them.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Okay, the Jewel.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but there's
no shame in eating pizza with a fork and knife.
There is, though apparently Nina disagrees. It's the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
I do.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I'm sorry, and it's time for I don't know who
needs to hear this, but the segment where we say
I don't know who needs to hear this, and then
we put a big butt on it and tell everybody
exactly what we think they should hear. So call us
right now eight eight eight three four three one o
six one text in four one o six one. What
do you think everybody should hear today? Nina? We can
start with you.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yes, I don't know who needs to hear this, but
don't send the paragraph or the paragraphs. Aside from the
fact that none of us need to get carpal tunnel
from typing that much. Like, if there's that much that
needs to be said, there's a really good chance you're
going to be having a one sided conversation. I'm saying
this to you and to myself all the person that
(29:04):
needs to hear this, you know what, Yes, yes I am,
and let's just say this together. We are better than that.
But you can like write it to yourself and then
that way you get it out and then you don't
have to you.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Know, every once in a while, I'll get in a
mood where I want to clap on people, you know,
and it's usually while I'm working out, right, because then
I just get I feel aggressive at that point, you know, yeah,
and so I'll be like, screw that, I'm gonna text
him right now, and then I'll type a bunch of
stuff and then it's just I type it out and
then I'm like, set your phone down for a second,
give it some thought. And then I'm like, I want
to add more. And then I start deleting it. Once
(29:37):
I start writing lines and then deleting lines and writing
a new line and looking for new ways to tell
them off. I'm like, okay, let's not send that at all.
Let's just work out and put the phone down.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It feels so great in the moment until you start
editing yourself and you're like, oh yeah, I feel stupid.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Once I started editing myself, I'm like, man, it would
have been cool if I said that, but I don't too. Also,
it's probably not how I actually really feel. I shouldn't
say that. Hello, Siria, Yeah, what do you think the
world's is here today? Hey? What's up?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I wanted to tell you guys that you guys are
always loved no matter what.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh you too, Syria.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Can we save that so we can play it all
the time?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, I don't want to listen to it on repeat
in your car on the way. Yeah. Yeah, seriously, Sara,
thank you for that message.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
You walk?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, I have a good day. Okay a YouTube? All right? Bye,
call any time you should call us up A DA
eight three four three six one text in four one
o six to one. That was some great advice from Oh.
I didn't ask how what she was I assuming it
was a child. Could have been a thirty year old
who sounded like a child, but I'm pretty sure it
was a child.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I think you're right, sweet point, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
What do you think the world needs here today?
Speaker 4 (30:49):
I don't know needs to hear this, but if anyone
watches the Summer I turned pretty the TV show where
season one came out last summer on Prime. Yes, some
season two it's about come out on July fourteenth.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, we all needed to hear that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Maybe get to show.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Oh my gosh, it's so good. You never heard of it.
I talked about it like last year, cried so much.
At the end of season one.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Victoria talks about every show, well a lot of shows,
and then it's hard to keep up. You don't watch them,
I know, but I do tell you I'm going to. Yeah,
you know, and I mean it when I tell you,
And then like an hour later, I'm like, probably never
gonna watch that. I shouldn't tell you.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
That, Victoria Ramirez, I'm watching these shows.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Wait, I don't know who needs to hear this. But
the segment where we say I don't know who needs
to hear this and then put a big butt on
it and tell everybody exactly what we think they should hear.
Somebody text it in at four one oh six one
and said, I don't know who needs to hear this,
But if life gives you lemons, squeeze them into water.
Squeeze them into a water gun and make lemonade water fights.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, if you're really mad, scored somebody.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
You know, that's a really good advice for if life
gives you lemons, take it out on someone else around
you and squirt lemon in their eye. Call us up
eight eight eight three four three one six one eight
eight eight three four three one o six one. What
do you think the world needs to hear today? Or
producer Brad and Olin Brad, what do you think the
world needs to hear today?
Speaker 9 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (32:13):
I was gonna say, I don't know if you hear this,
but just take a break. Just just let it go.
You know, word can wait, friends can wait, family can wait.
Take a deep breath because uh, the world goes on.
Don't worry about it. Yeah, just take a second.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I agree with that, that's true. You know what.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
That whole thing reminds me of the picture that Jubole
posted yesterday or the video sleep in a hammock. Yeah,
oh yeah, just take a break.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, pretty much what I said. Yeah, I was laying
in a hammock and I was like, nothing in life
is really that important? Right totally.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
That's exactly how I feel.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, And that's what it looked like. Were you making
in that hammock? Because it looked like it and I
was like.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Oh, I might I might have been. Remember, I was
gonna say that was from my house I stayed at
like a few weeks ago, and I was naked in
that hammock a few times laying in the sun. But
I don't know if that picture I was naked or not.
Follow him at Jubile Fra Jewel Fresh. I'm gonna go
ahead and say, yes, I was naked. But that is
(33:15):
very good advice. Do that, Bradley, Yeah, I got it
naked hammocking. Somebody texted in it for Yeah, if you're
stressed out today, do a little naked hammicking. It will
relax you right up, unless you fall over in that. Yeah,
that's true, and you got a hammock in the right place, Like,
don't do that in the middle of a busy street
in downtown or on the sidewalk, because then cops will
(33:35):
come and they will disturb your piece, right, and then
you'll get in trouble for disturbing the piece. But really
they're disturbing your piece. You're the one in a hammock.
Somebody texted in at four and six one and said,
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Chips
taste better when you break them up into smaller pieces. Huh.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I also don't agree with that one. But you know,
do you boo ye to eat him like in a handful?
Speaker 8 (33:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
It gets my feet.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
The end of the chip bag is always the worst.
I thought to say, Well.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
It depends if you can. You have a little crushed
pieces at the bottom, and you got all the flavoring
from the chips, and then you make the bag into
basically a tunnel spout and then you just slam the bag.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
That's great because it's also clean. You don't have to
put them in your hand. The most flavor that's been
my problem is spout. I never think to put it
in the spout. Yeah. So when I've tried to eat
the chips at the bottom, I pour the bag out
and I get excuse me, I get mostly chips all
in my cheeks and in my eyes and in my nose,
and I don't get them in my mouth as much
because I don't twist it up in like a funnel.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Are you pulling the bags on your face?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, my head.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
It's hard on the hammock.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
The angles don't work out. Call us eight eight eight
three four three six one text in four one o
six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but Ournito, what's up? How are you? I'm fantastic, so
I'm great. Thank you for always calling in. I always
appreciate you. What do you think the world needs to
hear today?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
I think the world needs to hear I don't know
who needs to hear this, but life is too short.
If it don't fit, don't force it, just the least
let it go.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
There you go. That's also great advice. Yeah, the same
thing as laying hammock naked, Anita, that should hear what
he's vibe today. Anybody who listens right now, that should
be your vibe today. Laying in a hammock naked anything
stresses you out. Just think about that.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Okay, and Jibbo, did they have my phone work?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
That's awesome?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah yeah, last time your phone was breaking up. Bad time,
So thank you bad time, big time. Thank you Anita
for the phone call. Always appreciate it, and thank you
for the good messages always.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Okay, we too, have a good day.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
six one. Hey Alicia, Yeah, what do you think the
world needs to hear today?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Your FedEx driver doesn't know what your package is?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Did Gebile show on demand? Gewbeles dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet,
let's hear it.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Okay, So my I guess he's my fiance is thirteen
years younger than me. Okay, but my family thinks he's
six years older than he is because they're good mental Yeah,
and so we just walk around and pretend he's older.
And sometimes I forget how old the hell he supposed
(36:34):
to be, and so they'll be like, oh, when's his birthday?
And how old are you again? And I'll be like, uh,
stuttery because I don't remember how old I said he was.
So yeah, he's very young. So nobody might coming knows
how actually how old he actually is.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
That's so funny, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, babe, I'll marry you, but you just got to
be six years old or cool.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But he goes, he goes along the day.
He doesn't much have like judgment or whatever, so you know,
he's like, he just goes along with it. But sometimes
he forgets how will be supposed.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
To be too?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Do you think that they're ever going to find out.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Oh, I figure maybe ten years down the road maybe
we'll tell them, But I don't know. Maybe maybe not.
I mean, we might just finally just go with it
so much that we think he's at age too.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Is he at least a legal drinking age?
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yes, yes, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
I just wanted to check how judging you?
Speaker 5 (37:27):
We're going to be over eighteen? Okay, eighteen, over twenty
one so.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
And live your life?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Thank you, by bye bye.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I'm a grown adult and the other day I had
my mom call in sick to work for me. True
will show Hey, no shame in that, No, none at all.
Call us up right now eight eight eight three four
three one o six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six. One question we're asking is, yes,
you're a grown adult, but what does your mom still
do for you? And that's a text message we got
(38:05):
in that somebody still has their mom calling sick for
them once in a while.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
That's O great.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Call us eight eight three for three one six one.
Mother's Day is this weekend, in case you were unaware
of that, And now you're like, oh no, I forgot
and now I have to do something for my mom.
But you really don't. We talked about it yesterday on
the show. Moms just want to be left alone for
Mother's Day. So that's really all you have to do.
But what does your mom still do for you even
though you're a grown adult? Hey, Hope, Hi, Hey, are
(38:30):
you a mom?
Speaker 6 (38:32):
I am a mom, but I also go to my mom.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
And she reminds me, right.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
She reminds me of my children's appointments, my personal dental
and like you know, doctor's appointment. She never lets me
forget an appointment.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
So she still keeps your schedule. Bit, she's your personals. Yeah, ye,
even better. Thanks for the phone call, and have a
good Mother's day.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Okay, thank you to.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Call us up. I will call up one text and
four one o six one. Yes, you're a grown adult,
but what does your mom still do for you? Nina?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Well, my situation is a little bit unique considering that
I live with my mother right now. She's one of
my roommates, her and my dad. The most recent thing
that she just did for me was pick out a
new dresser for me. So that's cool. All my life
is in storage right now, like all my furniture and
so the room at their house she's trying to fix
up for me, and she's like, you can take it
(39:34):
to your new house when you have it. And so
she went and picked out this like really pretty like
glam dresser and printed out all these pictures to show me.
So I just said, mom, you do it. So she's
really excited about it.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
It is cool because this morning when I walked in,
I was like, oh, that's a cool shirt, Nina, and
she's like, thanks, I borrowed it from my mom.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
I've got a huge closet. I just walk in the room.
He's closet. Do I want my dad?
Speaker 9 (39:58):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Call us a eight three four three six one celebrating
Mother's Day coming up this weekend, talking about what your
mom still does for you even though you're a grown adult.
Hay Shannon, Hi, Hi, are you a mom?
Speaker 6 (40:12):
I am a mom, and I'm a mom of five
boys and one daughter.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Blessed.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, that's a lot of kids.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah, it's been fun. So I don't really do anything
for my parents, but I was just going to shore
with you what I do for my kids.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Oh yeah, Okay, I bear up a little bit.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
They're all grown with their own families. I actually have
twenty five grandchildren.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Wow, what.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
That's actually a lot of it is half of their
own and half have been adopted. So it's been a
real good blessing for me.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
You're building up. I love it. I don't know if
you've ever heard of the Habsburg family. Real quick note
in history, but they were all over, you know, overseas
in Germany, but they ended up taking over almost all
of Europe. Not by war by breeding. They were just
married in the families and take it over. And that's
what you're doing. So I can't wait to work for
(41:11):
you some day.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
There's a lot of love there. But take over too.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
I'll tell them that.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 10 (41:23):
So I lost myself.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
I'm on a different road.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
What do you do for them?
Speaker 6 (41:29):
So what I do for them is I orchestrate calling
each of them and facetiming my grandkids. They're all busy,
you know. My sons are busy making sure they're mom
wives are happy, and and then my daughter she's getting campered.
So I give them a call. They don't all live
near me right now, and we FaceTime, and I talk
(41:49):
to all my grandkids. So that's kind of what I do.
It's kind of a little different than normal.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
But all right, this grandchild will marry that prince from
that country and then we will take over that territory.
Thanks for your phone call, Shannon, call us up eight
eight eight three four three six one text and four
one six one. Hey Derek, Yeah, yeah, even though you're
a grown adult, what does your mom still do for you?
Speaker 9 (42:18):
Well, I'm a college student, I live at home.
Speaker 8 (42:21):
It's mute.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
She's still to the stay.
Speaker 9 (42:24):
When she goes to the supermarket, she still wants to
pick out like shirts, pants.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Still buy Hey, but yeah, does your mom buy you
good clothes though? You know, because my parents used to
buy me clothes when I lived there, not an as adult,
but anyway, but they would all they they had terrible style,
like this is horrible. Does your mom have good fashion though?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Oh, she's got good fashion.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
She's she's actually got a cosmetology license.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
So okay, yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
That's great. So your mom is also your personal stylist
and that is a win. Yes, of course, there you go.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, see so Derek, when you meet someone
you're interested in and you want to go on a
date or whatever, and they ask you, know, you talk
about your life. You could sound super super successful. You
have personal chef, you have personal assistant who goes and
buys your clothes, It picks out your outfit every day,
personal stylist, and your barber even lives there. And then
let them find out later that it's your mom. Thanks
(43:24):
for the phone call.
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