May 4, 2023 • 43 mins
Welcome to "The Jubal Show" on demand podcast for May 4th, 2023!
If you're a fan of the radio show, you already know that Jubal, Nina, and Victoria are the perfect trio for your morning commute or work day entertainment. But if you missed an episode or just want to listen again, now you can catch up on all the laughs, pranks, and pop culture commentary anytime you want!
In this episode, Jubal starts the show with a personal story about yesterday's car accident. Nina will tell you what's trending. And as usual, Jubal will deliver his signature Jubal Phone Prank.
AND..It's Thursday, so we will be doing our best "To Catch A Cheater" as well.
Later, Jubal surprises the co-hosts with a audio from a conversation they never knew was recorded.
And of course, the show wouldn't be complete without Jubal's signature "Dirty Little Secret" segment, where callers confess their juiciest secrets for the amusement of the hosts and listeners alike.
Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh out loud with "The Jubal Show" on demand podcast!
Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here
If you're a fan of the radio show, you already know that Jubal, Nina, and Victoria are the perfect trio for your morning commute or work day entertainment. But if you missed an episode or just want to listen again, now you can catch up on all the laughs, pranks, and pop culture commentary anytime you want!
In this episode, Jubal starts the show with a personal story about yesterday's car accident. Nina will tell you what's trending. And as usual, Jubal will deliver his signature Jubal Phone Prank.
AND..It's Thursday, so we will be doing our best "To Catch A Cheater" as well.
Later, Jubal surprises the co-hosts with a audio from a conversation they never knew was recorded.
And of course, the show wouldn't be complete without Jubal's signature "Dirty Little Secret" segment, where callers confess their juiciest secrets for the amusement of the hosts and listeners alike.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got in a car accident yesterday. It's the Jewble Show,
and I handled it differently than I think a lot
of people do. And my wife and my agent, who
I was on the phone with at the time when
I got in a car accident, are probably both questioning
my sanity, but I think they do that a lot anyway.
We all do. But it's out of love. Yeah, that's
(00:21):
the way I take it. Even if it's not that way,
That's the way I take it for myself, so that
I just think of it that way. How do you
handle yourself when you were in a car accident and
after you hear the story, would you have done the
same thing that I did? So yesterday I was leaving
the studio and I had to call my agent to
talk about some stuff. He wanted to talk to me.
So I'm talking to him and then all of a sudden,
this car comes into my lane. I didn't even see it.
(00:44):
It happened so quickly comes into my lane and like
completely side swipes the car in the front of it,
the front driver's side. So I'm talking to him and
I'm like and I'm like, I was like, oh, hey,
I need to call you back. I just got in
a car accident, oh man. And he was like, yeah,
I heard it, Are you okay? And I was like,
I think so, I'll call you back, all right. And
(01:06):
so I was in the car, right the guy that
hit me pulled over in front of me on this
busy road. So I was trying to find my hazard light.
I couldn't find my hazard lights on the car. I
can never find them for some reason in any car,
I don't know why. And the button is big and
red and a big red triangle and it's usually right
in where you can see it, and I still have
(01:27):
no idea where it is in my car, okay. So
he pulls over, put his hazard lights on, and I'm
trying to find the hazard lights, and there's cars whipping
by me.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And you know, keep in mind, since I got the
throat tattoo, it does look like an arto choke on
my throat, right, that's not that threatening, but just a
throat tattoo, it makes people look at you in a
whole different way. So this dude just completely sideswiped me, right,
I was just driving along straight, completely sideswiped me. And
then he got out and you could tell he was nervous, right,
(01:57):
because he doesn't know what's gonna happen, because a lot
of get very angry when their cars are hit. Usually Yeah,
and then he's got throat tattoo guy in there, and
he starts to walk up to the car, and I
was looking for the hazard lights, but I didn't want
him to walk into the other lane right with the
cars coming because I didn't have my hazard lights on.
So I just put my hand out the window and
put a finger up, like hold on right, and I
(02:17):
could tell you, like back down so quick. He's like sorry,
and I was like and I realized that I that
he was scared at that point because he thought I
was like really mad, And so he was standing there
and he backed the way like slowly to his car,
and I was like, sorry, bro, I'm just trying to
find the hazard lights. I can't find him. I didn't
want you to step into traffic.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So wait, So what lane were you in?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I was in the like the far right lane. How
far away from the office were you? I was not
on the freeway yet, So I was down Mercer right
in Seattle. It's like five minutes. Yeah, I was like
five ten minutes having left here and then and I
(02:59):
was excited to I was like, I can't wait to
get home because I've been cleaning up my RV trailer
and I'm like, oh, I can maybe meditate in it today.
That's gonna be fun and it's gonna be exciting. And
then boom, and I was like, so I was actually
upset because I'm like, crap, I might not have time
now because I had some other stuff I had to do,
and like, the guy just slowed me down because he
hit my car. And then I got out and I
looked at my car and there was this little scratch
(03:22):
on my finger, right, tiny little scratch, that's it. And
I was like, maybe he could be buffed out also,
slow scratch, right. And then I looked at his car
and his whole door was pretty much like Cave Dent,
Oh no day. You could tell that he was very nervous,
(03:43):
having a terrible day. You could just tell it on
his face, you know. So I stood there and I
looked at him and I was like, hey, man, I'm
gonna be honest with you here.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Come see.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I know why I misunderstood because I delivered things and
I say things very slowly, and sometimes it looks like,
I'm going to say something not nice because I do
have that kind of face. I have a resting D
face is what I call it. It's you know who
women have resting dface. I have a resting dface. And
so I look at him. I was like, i'ma be
honest with you. I don't care that you hit me.
(04:21):
I have stuff to do and I don't want to
deal with insurance and that's a little scratch and I
want to trade that car in any way. So you're
the one who hit me, and you're probably and you're
obviously at fault, and your doors caved in. Your damage
is way worse than mine. So I can just go
on my way and we not exchange information and not
deal with the insurance companies because I don't want to
(04:42):
have to do all that if you're cool with it.
And he stood there and he was like, are you serious,
And I was like yeah, I just yeah, I just
don't want to deal with it. So what do you
want to do? And he was like, I would love
to not call the insurance company and have to deal
with it because like my rates will go up and stuff.
And I was like, well, then you have a good
day and I'll see you later. And I got in
(05:04):
my car and I drove off and he was still
standing there. He was standing there like dazed, like I
can't believe his number. Well, that's what my wife said
when I got home, because I told her later on
that day because I actually forgot that I got in
a car accident. He hit the right person guy that
was in a rush to meditate.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
So right, you're getting an accident, yeah, the meditating guy.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It wasn't until like seven o'clock last night, so that happened,
you know, at about one o'clock in the afternoon. Seven
o'clock last night, my wife was talking to me and
I was like, oh, hey, I got in a car
accident today. I forgot to tell you. And then so
that was one strike, right. She's like, why didn't you
text me that? And I was like, well, because I
thought i'd see you earlier and then I would just
tell you then instead of texting you that I got
in a car accident and make you all nervous, you know,
(05:51):
And then I forgot, and so she was already pissed
at that, and then she was like, well, like, what
the damage, what's it? I was like, well, the rims
kind of messed up, a little bit scratched up, and
then there's this little dent and she's like, Okay, well,
where's the guy's information. I was like, I didn't get it.
You could see her face go from upset that I
(06:12):
didn't share that I got in a car accident to
wanting to She was nice about it, though, but wanting
to stab me. You could tell. Yeah, She's like, you
didn't get his information? Why didn't you get his information?
I was like, he seemed like a nice guy, and
I wanted to get home and meditate. It's a classic
Jubil if there ever was mine. So hopefully there's nothing
(06:32):
like wrong mechanically with the car where later on I'm
gonna be like I should have got that guy, right,
That's what I'm saying. You should have just had it
in case. Yeah, that's what she said too. But I
just I was like, you know, I just don't like
dealing with stressful stuff. I just wanted to get home
and meditate. Well, don't we all want to getting car accidents?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Jebil The Jubil Show on demand.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's another Jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is Gary Charles, I was calling from Shine's home
Owners Association. I was looking for Shawna.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah, this is Shawna.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Hi, Shawna. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I'm great, Gary. How are you well?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm not too bad. Thank you very much for asking.
We welcome to the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Oh, thank you guys so much. I'm so glad you
guys called.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I don't think anybody from the homeowners association has officially
reached out yet, have they.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
No, not yet. But I'm very excited to live here.
And yeah, thank you Gary for calling.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yes, no problem, thank you for moving on in. And
I think we'll get to know each other very well
over your stay here.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Good, good to it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
First item of business that I wanted to call you
about was I wanted to alert you to our rule
that there are to be no abandoned vehicles parked on
the street. Okay, and I should say really quickly that
we will not be issuing a fine just yet, but
that is a finable offense up to five hundred dollars
(08:10):
per day that that car is left out there a fine.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
There's no there's no been in cars parked in front
of my house. I mean, there's my car, But you
guys have my plate and naked model.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The car that I'm specifically speaking of is a very
disheveled late model Subaru and it looks like there may
be somebody even living in it, and we don't allow that.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Well, that's that's my car. It's a late model Subaru,
but it's not shoveled. It's my car.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So you're going to tell me that the dilapidated Subaru
which is actually your car that you drive around in.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Are you an idiot?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Okay, Shawna, I can sense that you and I are
not getting along as best of friends right now. Did
something I say ruby the wrong way?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yes, you're telling me that car which is perfectly fine.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yes, I did say all that, and I stand by that.
We have the Home Own Association here.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Stand by you find me for a car that you
guys checked out.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, actually looked.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
At my cart before I got here, before we moved in.
We gave you all our information and he said, oh, yes,
that's fine, and now you're telling me it's not.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, okay, well that's twice. Now, that's twice. Now I'm
gonna go ahead and write that down. That's twice twice.
What that is twice that you have swore at a
home owners association representative and we frown on that here.
That's going to be at least a three hundred dollars
fine for each swear word. You want to try it again.
(09:45):
You ne're up to nine hundred dollars now in the
cush jar. Shanna, Shanna?
Speaker 8 (09:49):
What?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Gary?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I just wanted to let you know. This is a
prank phone call, that's all.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
This is what.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's a prank phone call. Who is this? This is
Jewbel from the Jewel Show. It's a phone for Can
your husband James set you up?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
James?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, he said that you guys just moved into a
new place with a homeowners association and you wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
No, I'm not. Also, he said that your car is
kind of crappy. Is that the truth?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
It? It's like ten years old? And oh my gosh,
I was I was about to pop an artery.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Well, your husband wanted to phone Frankie to let you
know you got a new car. I'm just kidding. That
was another prank?
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Are you what?
Speaker 8 (10:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm joking he did?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
He did?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Actually, yes, I'm serious. He got you a new car.
You want to let you know. Oh yeah, okay, all right,
that's another three hundred dollars into the cust jar.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Car.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks. Week say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's time for what's trending with Nina. Nina, I have
a question for you. Yeah, what's that? What's trending?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I'll tell you Okay. Blue Sky. Blue Sky is trending.
Have you heard of this? So it's a new social
media platform that's essentially potentially going to take over Twitter.
So it's the rival, but it has well, it recently launched.
But the whole thing with it is it's invite only.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Now.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
The craziest part about Blue Sky is that people want
to be in it so bad that they've gone to
eBay and have started paying crazy money for it. What So,
how it works is it's invite only now. If you
have your own little membership on Blue Sky, then every
week you get like a pass like you can give
out to somebody and recruit more people to be on
Blue Sky. So those people are taking their one week pass,
(11:34):
posting it on eBay and people are dropping hundreds.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Of dollars, so they can be on this social media
so they can be on this site. Wow. Yeah that
I was gonna say it's ridiculous, And then I thought
about it again and I'm like, I want one.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's only going to cost you about seven thousand dollars. Whoa, yeah, oh,
I'm sorry. I just read this one. The latest one,
the latest code is up now for six nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
What are they talking about on Blue Sky that you
just it's so amazing. If it's just like another Twitter,
I'm good, bro.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I feel like like a TikTok to where if you
get into it first, they think you could blow up.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Probably that's what I'm saying. Yeah, it could either be
an amazing use of that six thousand dollars, right if
it ends up being really cool, or why don't you
do it? Then let us know. Well, I don't want
to spend that much of my own money on it,
but I would start to go fund me for it.
I could start to gofund me if our listeners would
donate to it. I'll let you guys know what's going
(12:30):
on on the Blue Sky though, I'll tell I'll talk
about it on the air. I'll let you know what's
going on on Blue Sky? If we can start to
go fund me and I can crowdsource it, you know cool?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Or maybe we could just go like, hey, is there
anybody out there on Blue Sky? Because if you are,
then maybe you could invite us one week like code paths.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh that's a great idea, and you know that's better
than to go fund me thousand dollars. If you're on
Blue Sky, please invite us because we want to be
on there. How about it? Disappointed would you be if
you spent that seven thousand dollars and it is Twitter
like it's it's not even just kind of like Twitter,
it's actually Twitter. They're just taking the Twitter feed and
then posting it there. Well it might be who knows.
(13:11):
I want to know. Oh that's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Karen is on the phone today for War of the
Roses to catch a cheater. She thinks that her boyfriend
of two years named Red might be stepping out, so
we're gonna see if we can help her out and
catch him if he is cheating, and hopefully find out
he's not, and then Karen won't need to be worried
about that anymore. Karin, thank you for coming on the show.
Tell us what's going on right?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
And I, like you said, we've been going out for
two years and it's been like the perfect two years.
And I'm not like trying to look for problems, but
I can't help but notice on his socials there's this
brunette who's commenting on like all of his photos, like
leaving these weird emojis.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
When you say weird emojis, what kind of emojis is
she putting in his comments.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Like flirty stuff like burritos and sushi, and you.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Know, like come on, so yeah, like I'm almost hinting
at hey, let's go get some sushi britos. It's like
code or something.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Yeah, obvious that we're together. On his Facebook, she'll leave
these comments on photos like that we're in of him
and I together.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
So it's really messed up.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Are you sure that the sushi and the burritos are
a flirtitious thing, because that's really disrespectful if you're flirting
in a photo of you and your man.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Right like right to my face, like no respect at all,
like extreme, like if it was one or two I
wouldn't really be like freaking out. I know my guy
is hot, red, she's filt, she looks good.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He's a sexy man. Okay, he's sexy.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
H I'm like afraid of women finding him like attractive.
But she's doing this on the daily, like once I noticed,
I saw she's doing this like all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Do you know her?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
No, she's some random brunette, Like, I have no freaking
clue who she is.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Some her name says she's Maddie. Have you asked him
about her?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
So I'm going to, but I wanted to talk to
you guys first because I talked to my girlfriends and
they said, once I say something, if he is cheating,
I'll are like I'll be giving him like showing my hand.
You know, I can't let him know I'm onto him
till I have proof.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I see what you're saying. Did you tuck her profile
by chance? Or is she private?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
She's private?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Well, you see, like a chef. I don't understand the
deal with the food emojis.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, that's weirding me out too. I'm not sure.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Another thing, like, what's really bothering me is I want
people to understand if this was like a.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Casual two year relationship.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Whatever, you're gonna flirt with people, but red and I like,
he tells.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Me, I'm the only one. He only has eyes for me.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
He's so in love with me, like I'm seeing him
as the one, like this is supposed to be my guy.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And has he changed his behavior at all other than
the flirty comment? Is his behavior also suspicious? However?
Speaker 10 (16:19):
You say that work laughing at his phone a lot more.
And when I casually say like, oh, what's so funny?
He never has an answer.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
What does he say?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
He'll be like, oh, just like.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
A cute photo or something, but he doesn't like usually
you would show someone like look at it, this is funny.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And so you didn't look at his phone.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
I'm guessing No, I'm trying to really play it cool here,
but I'm freaking out. Yeah, because like he's special to me.
I don't want him to know how much this is
bothering me. It's kind of embarrassing. If it's nothing, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't think it's embarrassing. I think it's very understandable
if some random person start it's flirting with your significant
other in their comments, I would want to know. Yeah,
you know, so we'll try to figure it out for you.
You've already told us what grocery store he shops at,
so a'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
do the usual say that. Every single month, we choose
one Rewards card member at random who gets free flowers
(17:17):
delivered from our brand new, beautiful and improved floral department,
and we'll see if he delivers those flowers to you
or to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Okay, I hope I'm wrong. Okay, I hope you're wrong too.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah too, if you're just joining us for today's War
of the Roses to catch a cheater. Karenna is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of almost
two years might be cheating on her. His name is Red.
And before we call him to try to catch him
and see if he is cheating, Karin, why don't you
refresh everybody's memory? What's going on?
Speaker 8 (17:44):
There's a random Burnett who's commenting on all his socials
with these burrito and sushi emojis. He's on his phone
a lot more than he normally is, laughing at stuff.
He wants show me and he's being kind of secretive
and I need to know what's going on before I
lose my mind.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Okay, well we'll figure it out for you. She wants
this big burrito. I don't know is that pod?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
She wants it?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
All? Right, here we go. I'm gonna call him right
now and we'll pretend to be from the grocery store.
He's a Rewards card member and say that. Every single month,
we choose one Rewards Card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if
he believes that, and if he does, he'll see if
you sends those flowers to you or to someone else.
You ready, Krin, Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hey, this is Jordan calling from I was looking for Red.
He's a rewards card member with us, and I have
some exciting news.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
This is Red, but I'm not actually at work right now,
and I really don't have time for this.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
It's not a marketing phone call. Red. I want to
say congratulations here, this month's big winner.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
What did you say, I'm a winner or something? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Now, every single month, we choose one Rewards card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
We just reimagined it. We do flower delivery now. And
you just want the thirty six long sim red roses,
a box of chocolates, and a card to deliver to
anybody that you want, absolutely free.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Did you say it's free?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Totally free?
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Well, yeah, totally. What do I have to do to
claim to claim it?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
If you know where you wanted them sent, I can
do it right now.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Okay, yeah, I can hang on real quick writing parts.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Please hold if you know who you want to send
them to now, I can also call you back because
I know you're working.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
No, No, let's do it. Let's do it. They can
wait there all day.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
First thing I would need would be the first and
last name of the person that you would like to
send them to.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Yeah, I want to give it to Uh can you
put Maddie on there? And then can you put an
emoji on the card?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
We definitely can.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Yeah, all right, so let's say Maddie and my little
and then I want you to put a burrito emoji
my little burrita.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Are you freaking kidding me?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Are you serious? Right now?
Speaker 7 (20:16):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Red Red? This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a
radio show, and we do a segment called War of
the Roses to catch Cheeter. That's your girlfriend, Karen, Oh.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
What is up with these burrito and sushi emojis? You
need to tell me what is going on?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Well, what happened? Was I hit my head earlier and
I don't know?
Speaker 8 (20:37):
Just think no, okay, I've heard you use that before. Yes, okay,
you hit your head all the time. But besides that,
I need to know who the hell is this girl?
Who is she and why is she leaving you these emojis?
What is going on?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
So? Uh, why did you call the radio station? You
just asked me? I mean, you know, I don't understand
what's happening?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
What's up at the bird?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
My name is Nina. I'm here on the Jubil Show too. Yeah,
so there's me, Jebel, Nina and the Victoria also answer.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Nina read what's up with the burritos?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Well?
Speaker 7 (21:12):
I was, actually I don't know. I just got caught
here in the middle of some stuff at work.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
I'm sorry if you don't tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Like right now, We're done.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
All right? Listen, Maddie is just my friend from social media.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
That's it, my little burrito. That sounds like a really
weird friendship.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Yeah, I mean we were going to go out and
just grab a bike to eat with a major.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
You were going to go out with her some random chick.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
I mean, she's just my social friend, that's it. There's
nothing if you go.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Out to dinner with her, red, if you go out
to dinner with her, just so you know, we're done,
it's over.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I think you're overreacting a little bit because they're just
burrito emojis and you know, things like that. There's nothing.
Speaker 8 (22:02):
Do you even hear yourself like you're thinking about cheating
on me with some girl who you don't even really
know and we've been together for two years.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You also said my little burrito, yoh yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Well it was actually like little like little nas x,
you know, my little little burrito.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
But the last time you sent your friend roses like, no,
I'm not stupid here.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
I just thought it was a nice gesture, you know,
And honestly, you know, I'm just kind of you don't
show me any attention, and you you always talk down
to me, and you know, you talk to me with
your time, you because you.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Do stupid stuff like this. This is so stupid, this
is so red right now.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
And now you're calling me stupid on the radio for
the whole city to hear it. It's just like, because.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
This is stupid, you're acting like an idiot if you
think she's worth losing me over like two years, I've
given you two years of my life's messed up.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
I've never met her, but she's she's never called me stupid,
and she doesn't talk to me with her hands and
give me attitude.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
And it doesn't sound me she talks to you at
all though.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
It sounds like she's just sending you emojis and that's
some different kind of language that you guys speak.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
We understand each other, you know. We're both footies.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And I cook for you.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
I cook us stuff you said you liked that Granny
and cheese.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
If you're not getting the attention that you need from
your partner, or you feel like she doesn't appreciate you,
it's not a reason to cheat, the reason to leave
and then find somebody.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Well, I don't really look at it as cheating because
we were just going to grab a by to eat,
like that's what friends do, right, have.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You been talking to her though, like out of the
social apps.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Yeah, I text here and there.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
You know, your phone so much lately.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
My phone is bringing again here at work and I
really just don't have time for this, and I'm sorry,
you know, I have to go. I really have to go. Wow,
hang on, this is this is read in parts. Please
hold hey, listen, I really have to go. I'm sorry, guys,
(24:17):
all right, thanks, I can't she got me. This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I don't think he knows that we're still on the phone.
What's happening? Oh, and he's done. I don't think he
realized that he didn't hang up on us before he started.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, I'd rather know than not know, you know.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Of course, it doesn't make it any easier, though, So
I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I am.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
I am honestly, I'm shocked, even though I kind of
already knew he's a really good guy.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I thought I had a really good guy. He can
go have his sushi burritos with this chick. I'm gonna
just you know, I don't even think I want to
right now, to be honest, I'm just gonna do me.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
I mean, when people have got the nerve to just
sit there and disrespect people in broad daylight like that
all over social media.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I mean, yeah, I mean the whole thing is bad.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
You guys were great, so I mean it sucks. But yeah,
I'm just gonna move forward. That's all you can do, right,
It's the right attitude.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Kee've a moving all right, thank you, Karen? Keep ud Okay,
all right, oh okay.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I
can't hear anything. I'm now deaf. Okay, excuse you. Anybody's
saying anything, that's the Jewel Show. And I put my
headphones on and for some reason, I had them turned
way up right before we went on the air, and ow,
you got the new headphones too. I did, so they
(25:49):
might be louder than your. They definitely are my other ones.
We're only working in one ear, so maybe I was
thinking I would have the other ones on. And man,
I think I have a headache now and I'm seeing
double That was so loud. Anyway, it's time for I
don't know who needs to hear this, but the segment
where we say I don't know who needs to hear
this and then put our butt on it and tell
everybody exactly what we think they should hear. I hope
it's gonna be good because I can't hear any of it.
(26:10):
Oh great. You know, what do you think the world
needs to hear today?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I don't know who needs to hear this butt. The
biggest lesson that all of us can learn in our
lives is.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
To know when to walk away. I am ba counter.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
If it's hurting you more than it is serving you.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
You gotta go out. Amen. Absolutely, that did hurt when
to walk away?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah? Knowing when to walk away is hard though.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
It's so hard, and it's not just relationships, it's like work.
It's everything so hard.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
The hardest things to do in life are usually the
best things for you. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but that's fat call us up eight eight
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one six one. I don't know who
needs to hear this, but hey, Tony, Hello, Tony, Tony,
(27:04):
Hello Tony morning laughter. Hey, Sorry Tony, what's up? What
do you think the girl needs here today?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if
you think you've lost your morning laughter, enjoy. Just tune
into the Jewbile Show because Nina and Jewbe will have
it for you.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
You that is thank you, Tony, Tony did we pay you?
I was going to make sure you got my venmo.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
Yeah, got my cash up info at the.
Speaker 12 (27:32):
End of the message.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
So much.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
Thank you to mean what I say to I really do.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
My husband and I lost the kid last year and
we lost our laughter. And you guys have just made
us this roar in the morning with and my husband Tony.
Listen to this kind of music starts and and Nina,
you're fabulous.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
My dad is a broadcaster, and I want to tell
you are fabulous. Your just your.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
Voice is so soothing.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
And I just feel like you're girlfriend. So I just
want to tell you guys that this morning, and I
am so thank you so much for that. What's your
husband's name?
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Steal Tony and Stem.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
That also sounds like an eighties cop drama to ste.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Even better than that, our last name is Savory, so
he's like a DC villain.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Wow. All right, Well, if we ever need to be rescued,
we'll call on you. Guys. Than you appreciate you have
a good one. And I agree about the broadcaster thing.
It is nice to have Nina here, to have one
person who's that it really like good at broadcasting. I'm
a crapshow most of the time. No, you're great, Jebs.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm
(28:50):
real thankful for you. Well, thank you. I just I'm
thankful for you because like she'll bring up stuff and
I'm like, oh, yeah, you're supposed to do that in
this business. I forgot to do that a long time ago. Victoria,
what do you think the world needs to hear today?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Well, I first want to shout out. We got a
text message from Gabriel. Gabriel, if you're listening, that is
the cutest kid and he has my whole heart. But
I don't know needs to hear this. But you should
go support your local little league.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh yeah, somebody shutting people down for money right now?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I support what's going on. Yeah, you want us to
buy some candy bars, let just do it. Yeah, I
don't know. It reminds me of the one time that
somebody hit me up to buy some Girl Scout cookies.
I bought five hundred dollars worth of Girl Scout cookies. Yeah,
and it was right before a comedy show. I told
him to meet me at the comedy club. And then,
because I'm a business minded person, I turned around and
I sold them on stage for double the money, and
(29:41):
I flipped it into board money. Watch me, watch me
flip these Girl Scout cookies. I'm still money.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
I paid.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I paid for it right. I hooked her up five
hundred dollars worth of Girl Scout cookies, and then all
that weekend at my comedy shows, I was like, I
got Girl Scout cookies for style after the show, But
it what it costs me. That feels so wrong. Three four, three,
one six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but hey, Bell Mars, Hey, sorry, Bell Mars. I keep
(30:15):
hitting the wrong phone button again. Back to the broadcasting thing.
You need to do it? Yes, please? What do you
think the world needs to hear today?
Speaker 12 (30:25):
I don't know what if you need to do this,
but don't be afraid take risks and you've got.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
This, Yes, yes, I like it. Absolutely take a risk.
What's the big deal if you fail? Really? No big deal? Yeah, yeah, trouble,
It happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Just get back up.
Speaker 12 (30:43):
And keep doing and keep trying.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, this turns into motivation for all of this, But
I really do, I feel like we need to hear
all of it.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, exactly that. When it comes to taking this, I
always replayed this one dude that I knew growing up.
His name was Turtle, That's what they called him anyway,
but he would always with everything. He was older than
I was. He was like eighteen and I was eight,
And I used to work with him on this maintenance
crew and anytime anything bad would happen, he would be like,
what did you die?
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Though?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I was eight, So I was crying all the time.
Did you die though? Did you die though? No, Turtle,
I did not? Then mop up that floor.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
The Jubil Show on demand Jewbils.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up you? You have a dirty
little secret?
Speaker 13 (31:42):
Well, it's kind of a bit of a long one.
So I know someone who is older.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
They have two kids.
Speaker 13 (31:49):
Their two kids each have an individual that they're partnered with.
And both of these children all not children.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
They're in their mid thirties.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
They actually overdose recently.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
One of them doesn't know.
Speaker 13 (32:02):
The one that's married is an active addict with his wife.
The one that isn't married right now, is an active addict,
but will not say anything to its fiance. She's actually
uprooting and moving to a different state entirely with the
sun that is engaged. So it's just one giant cluster fart.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Oh my gosh, that needs to know. That's really a
tough spot to put you in and a secret.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
I mean, I don't, and it's like, I feel so
bad because I want to tell the fiance.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
So she doesn't you know. So I mean he may
or may say with him, But the thing is, I
want her to know because she deserves to make.
Speaker 13 (32:46):
That informed decision of Okay, do I want to uproot
my life and still continuously or do I want to
cut my losses now and carry on.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I would tell her. I know you didn't ask us,
but I really do think you should tell her.
Speaker 12 (32:59):
See, yeah, I'm I I've been feeling the same way too,
and it's like I needed other like validation that I'm
not you know that I know these things are wrong,
but these people need to know.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
You'd essentially be saving her life by telling her, and
then if she chooses to say anyway, then that's on her.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
That's why I'm like, this is a dirty secret. But
It's also it's stressful to know this, and I really
needed to get this out. And I feel so much
better than actually said something that like I feel a
little emotional, like I feel like I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 12 (33:29):
I'mro I'm gonna cry after I'm done with you.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Guys.
Speaker 13 (33:32):
It's the fact that I said something to somebody else
and I no longer have to carry this guilt of knowing.
And now that I have validation that yes, I should
be the person to say something that I need to.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I think so, Yes, definitely.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
Yeah, thank you for having that outlet.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, thank you for telling us a dirty little secret.
I mean, say it all the time. You know that.
It is a good way to get things off your
chest because carrying around stuff like that it affects you,
whether you know it or not. You know, so thank
you because I.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
Know so much about that family, and it's it's so so.
Speaker 13 (34:07):
Depressing because it's like, wow, all right, thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (34:12):
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's too good luck you got this real?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Time for what's trending with Nina? You know what's trending
the new term and dating? We all need to know,
are you ready for it? Wife zoned?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Jeff, it could beated.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Allegedly a bad thing if you're the person that's getting
wife zoned. So we know it's kind of muddy out
in those waters. You're trying to avoid getting ghosted and
you're trying to find the right one. But now you
have to deal with being put in different boxes like
party girl, girlfriend material. One night stand, I'll do her now,
The next one is she's too much of wifey material,
(34:57):
so I don't want to go there. That's a kind
of girl that you marry, not date, right the kind
of girl I want to end up with. But I
don't want to play with right now because I'm still
being a dirty bird and I don't want to soil
over because I see I'm very upset by this.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I can see that.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, I mean, and honestly, if you're being wife zonet,
celebrate that for goodness sakes, Thank you very.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Much for trying to respect me. You got everybody else
out there I thought you wifey. Yep, Yeah, I do
celebrate that, because I guarantee you there's some people that
are wife owned and they feel bad about it, right
because they might like the guy I get whay, you
like him because he's naughty, but you don't want like
he's not, like you said, he's not going to disrespect
you if he was to date you. Ultimately, if he's
(35:44):
in that mindset, he will probably disrespect you. So you
saved yourself a whole lot of drama and hurt and pain. Problem.
And if you think.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
About this, if that dude's out there disrespecting other women,
other women, I'm sorry, guess what, I don't respect you.
So yeah, you just got d bagged, double duck.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
That bad.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Something that trusts me out about dudes sometimes is like, man, okay,
so you met someone who you would marry, right, that's
a good thing. Like, I'm just not ready, bro, I
just got to play the field.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Why exactly if you want to get married, if you
met the person you want to get married to and
she's perfect, and you some at some point in your
life want to get married, do it.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Like it doesn't make any system, be it the person.
You don't even have to get married, Just like that person.
Enjoy yourself instead of debagging around.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I never wanted to get married, that's the thing is,
Like I was always against it until I met my
wife and then I was like, Okay, I'm gonna do
that right. So I just I just don't get the mindset.
Sometimes it's like people will have what they want right
in front of them, but they will just not jump
on it, literally jump on it.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
And you know why, it's even more messed up. Not
to go on a tangent, but it really puts people
like the other women in these really messed up spots.
You could be an incredible woman and you feel like,
what's wrong with me? Yeah, and you're the best thing
that ever came out of the planet.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I actually know everything's right with you. It's just right now.
I'm into handling damage goods. If I was working at
the airport, I'd be the one that would be handling
all the baggage that fell off the car. And I
don't want a good, solid bag, you know what I mean? Yeah? Problems?
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Shoot, are they pregnant? Okay, shout out Wifeyes, that's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I cannot believe what I learned about my co host
Nina the other day. It is the Jewel Show. What
did you learn? Well, I'll get to that in just
one second, because I told everybody a second ago. If
you give me three minutes, I will give you a
beautiful gift. And I'm about to do that, but first
(38:00):
I wanted to play some audio. Because we have the
microphones on in the studio all the time. We have
cameras on all the time. They catch us doing awkward things,
and they catch conversations in studio, and I had no
idea about I mean, Nina and I have known each
other for like twenty years. Yeah, you know your children
(38:21):
in right, But I had no idea about a certain
part of your life that you were sharing with Victoria
the other day when nobody was in here. Interesting, I
have the audio of it. I'll just play it for
you and then I, you know, you can maybe tell
me a little more about it. Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I'm the reason for Adam Levine's divorce. I met him
when he was working on the voice. I ended up
auditioning for him solo, and let's just say we were
both hitting the high notes. Then I texted his wife
right after not to tell on him. I was like, hey, girl,
you're so lucky, and then she totally freaked out on
me and divorced him. It's like, Wow, some people are
so judgy that doesn't even sound like me by the way.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh say, is it just me? Or do I not
remember the conversation?
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Because does not even sound like me? By the way, what.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Is this one of those deep fake things? What one
of those deep fake things? What's that?
Speaker 7 (39:09):
You know?
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Like that AI deep fake Stuff's cool though, because I
stole his debit card and pin number and that's how
I got my Masarati?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Whoa, that does not even sound like me? Though, it is.
There's this new AI technology called eleven Labs. You don't
think it sounds like you.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
The first one did sound a little bit more like me,
that second one not so much.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I think it sounds exactly cool.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Though, because I stole his debit card and pin number
and that's how I got my masarati.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Does that sound like me a little bit? Yeah? Okay? Well,
there's also this conversation that Victoria and Nina had the
other day that I think I actually really honored and
thank you guys. I like working with Jubil. He's incredibly cool.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
I've never met someone as cool, so cool, He's always
so fascinating and engaging. I feel lucky to work with
someone so cool. I'm so grateful. It's like the word
cool doesn't even cover it. You're right, we need to
invent a new word cooler than cool. Maybe just his
name is the new word for cool.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Thank you, you guys. I appreciate that. That was pretty great.
That sounded a lot like sound like so like. And
the reason I said it's a gift is because, I mean,
in my opinion, it's crazy how this AI technology can
get so. I mean, it sounds to me both Unina
(40:21):
and Victoria. It sounds exactly like you guys, and it
gets the inflection right on things too. But how did
it get it? Did you just upload us talking and
then it just pahed out? You upload a minute of
some audio of somebody talking and then you can type
in whatever you want. This technology is actually also scary,
but you can use it to mess with your friends
and family. But I don't know if you saw this.
(40:42):
The guy that that one of the pioneers of AI,
he's seventy four years old, and he said in the
other day he's retiring and he said that he regrets
his life's work because there's no way of keeping this
technology out of the hands of people using it for bad.
So it is kind of scary, the AI thing. Yeah, right,
(41:03):
and Elon Musk has said that he thinks that they
need to make some put some laws on it asap
or else it's gonna get out of control real quick.
Because I mean this really to me, does sound like you, Nina.
We give Brad a lot of crap, but he's honestly
the coolest person I've ever met. Thank you so much.
(41:24):
I love you. So that's hilarious. Type in anything you
want and it'll sound like the person. Have you guys
seen the TV show Black Mirror?
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Yeah, okay, so if anybody has watched Black Mirror, there's
an episode where a woman tries to bring back her
husband who passed, and it uses technology like this, except
for he's also a person, so it sounds like him,
looks like him, touches like him, all that kind of stuff.
But then he ends up being like crazy and like
bad or something. But it starts out that way, like
(41:52):
if this is how we're starting with voices. Now you
just put like some meat on a robot and you
call it a person.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, yeah, robot. That's all you gotta do is go
to the deli get throw it on a robot and
give it the AI voice and you can have the
person that you want to be around live forever pretty
much bad. Actually, kind of find something about it.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
You could make whoever you My boyfriend is totally Chris.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I see him every night. It's crazy. The type of
stuff that they're doing now is insane to me. Soon
people are going to be living for five hundred years.
I'm not sure if you hear this thing called the
Gilgamesh Project. The Gilgamesh Project is a project where and
there's not a lot about it, but they are literally
sequencing genes and they think that they can get people
to live about two hundred three hundred years. Wow, sounds exhausting.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
They don't want to live two hundred years. I don't
want anything morbid, but I just don't well.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
And I would agree with you, Unina, because if you
ever see on the news when somebody is like, you know,
one hundred and ten whatever, and they talk to them
and they're like, how you know, how's everything for you? Like,
I am ready to check out. I've been ready. I've
been ready for like twenty years. I can't seem to
make this happen. Just running around. I'm tired. It's called
(43:13):
eleven labs. Use it wisely or don't or don't. Yeah,
and Nina slept with Audam Levine and that's the reason
she got divorced. But that's why she got the Maserati.
Great story. Yeah. Oh and also I just want to
co sign this one more time. I love working with Jubil.
He's incredible.
Speaker 11 (43:30):
I've never met someone as cool, so cool, He's always
so fascinating and engaging. I feel lucky to work with
someone so cool, and I'm so grateful. It's like the
word cool doesn't even call right. You need to invent
a new word, cooler than cool. Maybe just his name
is the new word for cool guys.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
I agree, I agree, but you didn't have to say that.
I got in a car accident yesterday. It's the Jewble Show,
and I handled it differently than I think a lot
of people do. And my wife and my agent, who
I was on the phone with at the time when
I got in a car accident, are probably both questioning
my sanity, but I think they do that a lot anyway.
We all do. But it's out of love. Yeah, that's
(00:21):
the way I take it. Even if it's not that way,
That's the way I take it for myself, so that
I just think of it that way. How do you
handle yourself when you were in a car accident and
after you hear the story, would you have done the
same thing that I did? So yesterday I was leaving
the studio and I had to call my agent to
talk about some stuff. He wanted to talk to me.
So I'm talking to him and then all of a sudden,
this car comes into my lane. I didn't even see it.
(00:44):
It happened so quickly comes into my lane and like
completely side swipes the car in the front of it,
the front driver's side. So I'm talking to him and
I'm like and I'm like, I was like, oh, hey,
I need to call you back. I just got in
a car accident, oh man. And he was like, yeah,
I heard it, Are you okay? And I was like,
I think so, I'll call you back, all right. And
(01:06):
so I was in the car, right the guy that
hit me pulled over in front of me on this
busy road. So I was trying to find my hazard light.
I couldn't find my hazard lights on the car. I
can never find them for some reason in any car,
I don't know why. And the button is big and
red and a big red triangle and it's usually right
in where you can see it, and I still have
(01:27):
no idea where it is in my car, okay. So
he pulls over, put his hazard lights on, and I'm
trying to find the hazard lights, and there's cars whipping
by me.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And you know, keep in mind, since I got the
throat tattoo, it does look like an arto choke on
my throat, right, that's not that threatening, but just a
throat tattoo, it makes people look at you in a
whole different way. So this dude just completely sideswiped me, right,
I was just driving along straight, completely sideswiped me. And
then he got out and you could tell he was nervous, right,
(01:57):
because he doesn't know what's gonna happen, because a lot
of get very angry when their cars are hit. Usually Yeah,
and then he's got throat tattoo guy in there, and
he starts to walk up to the car, and I
was looking for the hazard lights, but I didn't want
him to walk into the other lane right with the
cars coming because I didn't have my hazard lights on.
So I just put my hand out the window and
put a finger up, like hold on right, and I
(02:17):
could tell you, like back down so quick. He's like sorry,
and I was like and I realized that I that
he was scared at that point because he thought I
was like really mad, And so he was standing there
and he backed the way like slowly to his car,
and I was like, sorry, bro, I'm just trying to
find the hazard lights. I can't find him. I didn't
want you to step into traffic.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So wait, So what lane were you in?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I was in the like the far right lane. How
far away from the office were you? I was not
on the freeway yet, So I was down Mercer right
in Seattle. It's like five minutes. Yeah, I was like
five ten minutes having left here and then and I
(02:59):
was excited to I was like, I can't wait to
get home because I've been cleaning up my RV trailer
and I'm like, oh, I can maybe meditate in it today.
That's gonna be fun and it's gonna be exciting. And
then boom, and I was like, so I was actually
upset because I'm like, crap, I might not have time
now because I had some other stuff I had to do,
and like, the guy just slowed me down because he
hit my car. And then I got out and I
looked at my car and there was this little scratch
(03:22):
on my finger, right, tiny little scratch, that's it. And
I was like, maybe he could be buffed out also,
slow scratch, right. And then I looked at his car
and his whole door was pretty much like Cave Dent,
Oh no day. You could tell that he was very nervous,
(03:43):
having a terrible day. You could just tell it on
his face, you know. So I stood there and I
looked at him and I was like, hey, man, I'm
gonna be honest with you here.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Come see.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I know why I misunderstood because I delivered things and
I say things very slowly, and sometimes it looks like,
I'm going to say something not nice because I do
have that kind of face. I have a resting D
face is what I call it. It's you know who
women have resting dface. I have a resting dface. And
so I look at him. I was like, i'ma be
honest with you. I don't care that you hit me.
(04:21):
I have stuff to do and I don't want to
deal with insurance and that's a little scratch and I
want to trade that car in any way. So you're
the one who hit me, and you're probably and you're
obviously at fault, and your doors caved in. Your damage
is way worse than mine. So I can just go
on my way and we not exchange information and not
deal with the insurance companies because I don't want to
(04:42):
have to do all that if you're cool with it.
And he stood there and he was like, are you serious,
And I was like yeah, I just yeah, I just
don't want to deal with it. So what do you
want to do? And he was like, I would love
to not call the insurance company and have to deal
with it because like my rates will go up and stuff.
And I was like, well, then you have a good
day and I'll see you later. And I got in
(05:04):
my car and I drove off and he was still
standing there. He was standing there like dazed, like I
can't believe his number. Well, that's what my wife said
when I got home, because I told her later on
that day because I actually forgot that I got in
a car accident. He hit the right person guy that
was in a rush to meditate.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
So right, you're getting an accident, yeah, the meditating guy.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It wasn't until like seven o'clock last night, so that happened,
you know, at about one o'clock in the afternoon. Seven
o'clock last night, my wife was talking to me and
I was like, oh, hey, I got in a car
accident today. I forgot to tell you. And then so
that was one strike, right. She's like, why didn't you
text me that? And I was like, well, because I
thought i'd see you earlier and then I would just
tell you then instead of texting you that I got
in a car accident and make you all nervous, you know,
(05:51):
And then I forgot, and so she was already pissed
at that, and then she was like, well, like, what
the damage, what's it? I was like, well, the rims
kind of messed up, a little bit scratched up, and
then there's this little dent and she's like, Okay, well,
where's the guy's information. I was like, I didn't get it.
You could see her face go from upset that I
(06:12):
didn't share that I got in a car accident to
wanting to She was nice about it, though, but wanting
to stab me. You could tell. Yeah, She's like, you
didn't get his information? Why didn't you get his information?
I was like, he seemed like a nice guy, and
I wanted to get home and meditate. It's a classic
Jubil if there ever was mine. So hopefully there's nothing
(06:32):
like wrong mechanically with the car where later on I'm
gonna be like I should have got that guy, right,
That's what I'm saying. You should have just had it
in case. Yeah, that's what she said too. But I
just I was like, you know, I just don't like
dealing with stressful stuff. I just wanted to get home
and meditate. Well, don't we all want to getting car accidents?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Jebil The Jubil Show on demand.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's another Jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is Gary Charles, I was calling from Shine's home
Owners Association. I was looking for Shawna.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah, this is Shawna.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Hi, Shawna. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I'm great, Gary. How are you well?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm not too bad. Thank you very much for asking.
We welcome to the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Oh, thank you guys so much. I'm so glad you
guys called.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I don't think anybody from the homeowners association has officially
reached out yet, have they.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
No, not yet. But I'm very excited to live here.
And yeah, thank you Gary for calling.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yes, no problem, thank you for moving on in. And
I think we'll get to know each other very well
over your stay here.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Good, good to it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
First item of business that I wanted to call you
about was I wanted to alert you to our rule
that there are to be no abandoned vehicles parked on
the street. Okay, and I should say really quickly that
we will not be issuing a fine just yet, but
that is a finable offense up to five hundred dollars
(08:10):
per day that that car is left out there a fine.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
There's no there's no been in cars parked in front
of my house. I mean, there's my car, But you
guys have my plate and naked model.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The car that I'm specifically speaking of is a very
disheveled late model Subaru and it looks like there may
be somebody even living in it, and we don't allow that.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Well, that's that's my car. It's a late model Subaru,
but it's not shoveled. It's my car.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So you're going to tell me that the dilapidated Subaru
which is actually your car that you drive around in.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Are you an idiot?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Okay, Shawna, I can sense that you and I are
not getting along as best of friends right now. Did
something I say ruby the wrong way?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yes, you're telling me that car which is perfectly fine.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yes, I did say all that, and I stand by that.
We have the Home Own Association here.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Stand by you find me for a car that you
guys checked out.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, actually looked.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
At my cart before I got here, before we moved in.
We gave you all our information and he said, oh, yes,
that's fine, and now you're telling me it's not.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, okay, well that's twice. Now, that's twice. Now I'm
gonna go ahead and write that down. That's twice twice.
What that is twice that you have swore at a
home owners association representative and we frown on that here.
That's going to be at least a three hundred dollars
fine for each swear word. You want to try it again.
(09:45):
You ne're up to nine hundred dollars now in the
cush jar. Shanna, Shanna?
Speaker 8 (09:49):
What?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Gary?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I just wanted to let you know. This is a
prank phone call, that's all.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
This is what.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's a prank phone call. Who is this? This is
Jewbel from the Jewel Show. It's a phone for Can
your husband James set you up?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
James?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, he said that you guys just moved into a
new place with a homeowners association and you wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
No, I'm not. Also, he said that your car is
kind of crappy. Is that the truth?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
It? It's like ten years old? And oh my gosh,
I was I was about to pop an artery.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Well, your husband wanted to phone Frankie to let you
know you got a new car. I'm just kidding. That
was another prank?
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Are you what?
Speaker 8 (10:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm joking he did?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
He did?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Actually, yes, I'm serious. He got you a new car.
You want to let you know. Oh yeah, okay, all right,
that's another three hundred dollars into the cust jar.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Car.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks. Week say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's time for what's trending with Nina. Nina, I have
a question for you. Yeah, what's that? What's trending?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I'll tell you Okay. Blue Sky. Blue Sky is trending.
Have you heard of this? So it's a new social
media platform that's essentially potentially going to take over Twitter.
So it's the rival, but it has well, it recently launched.
But the whole thing with it is it's invite only.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Now.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
The craziest part about Blue Sky is that people want
to be in it so bad that they've gone to
eBay and have started paying crazy money for it. What So,
how it works is it's invite only now. If you
have your own little membership on Blue Sky, then every
week you get like a pass like you can give
out to somebody and recruit more people to be on
Blue Sky. So those people are taking their one week pass,
(11:34):
posting it on eBay and people are dropping hundreds.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Of dollars, so they can be on this social media
so they can be on this site. Wow. Yeah that
I was gonna say it's ridiculous, And then I thought
about it again and I'm like, I want one.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's only going to cost you about seven thousand dollars. Whoa, yeah, oh,
I'm sorry. I just read this one. The latest one,
the latest code is up now for six nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
What are they talking about on Blue Sky that you
just it's so amazing. If it's just like another Twitter,
I'm good, bro.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I feel like like a TikTok to where if you
get into it first, they think you could blow up.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Probably that's what I'm saying. Yeah, it could either be
an amazing use of that six thousand dollars, right if
it ends up being really cool, or why don't you
do it? Then let us know. Well, I don't want
to spend that much of my own money on it,
but I would start to go fund me for it.
I could start to gofund me if our listeners would
donate to it. I'll let you guys know what's going
(12:30):
on on the Blue Sky though, I'll tell I'll talk
about it on the air. I'll let you know what's
going on on Blue Sky? If we can start to
go fund me and I can crowdsource it, you know cool?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Or maybe we could just go like, hey, is there
anybody out there on Blue Sky? Because if you are,
then maybe you could invite us one week like code paths.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh that's a great idea, and you know that's better
than to go fund me thousand dollars. If you're on
Blue Sky, please invite us because we want to be
on there. How about it? Disappointed would you be if
you spent that seven thousand dollars and it is Twitter
like it's it's not even just kind of like Twitter,
it's actually Twitter. They're just taking the Twitter feed and
then posting it there. Well it might be who knows.
(13:11):
I want to know. Oh that's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Karen is on the phone today for War of the
Roses to catch a cheater. She thinks that her boyfriend
of two years named Red might be stepping out, so
we're gonna see if we can help her out and
catch him if he is cheating, and hopefully find out
he's not, and then Karen won't need to be worried
about that anymore. Karin, thank you for coming on the show.
Tell us what's going on right?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
And I, like you said, we've been going out for
two years and it's been like the perfect two years.
And I'm not like trying to look for problems, but
I can't help but notice on his socials there's this
brunette who's commenting on like all of his photos, like
leaving these weird emojis.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
When you say weird emojis, what kind of emojis is
she putting in his comments.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Like flirty stuff like burritos and sushi, and you.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Know, like come on, so yeah, like I'm almost hinting
at hey, let's go get some sushi britos. It's like
code or something.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Yeah, obvious that we're together. On his Facebook, she'll leave
these comments on photos like that we're in of him
and I together.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
So it's really messed up.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Are you sure that the sushi and the burritos are
a flirtitious thing, because that's really disrespectful if you're flirting
in a photo of you and your man.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Right like right to my face, like no respect at all,
like extreme, like if it was one or two I
wouldn't really be like freaking out. I know my guy
is hot, red, she's filt, she looks good.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He's a sexy man. Okay, he's sexy.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
H I'm like afraid of women finding him like attractive.
But she's doing this on the daily, like once I noticed,
I saw she's doing this like all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Do you know her?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
No, she's some random brunette, Like, I have no freaking
clue who she is.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Some her name says she's Maddie. Have you asked him
about her?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
So I'm going to, but I wanted to talk to
you guys first because I talked to my girlfriends and
they said, once I say something, if he is cheating,
I'll are like I'll be giving him like showing my hand.
You know, I can't let him know I'm onto him
till I have proof.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I see what you're saying. Did you tuck her profile
by chance? Or is she private?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
She's private?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Well, you see, like a chef. I don't understand the
deal with the food emojis.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, that's weirding me out too. I'm not sure.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Another thing, like, what's really bothering me is I want
people to understand if this was like a.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Casual two year relationship.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Whatever, you're gonna flirt with people, but red and I like,
he tells.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Me, I'm the only one. He only has eyes for me.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
He's so in love with me, like I'm seeing him
as the one, like this is supposed to be my guy.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And has he changed his behavior at all other than
the flirty comment? Is his behavior also suspicious? However?
Speaker 10 (16:19):
You say that work laughing at his phone a lot more.
And when I casually say like, oh, what's so funny?
He never has an answer.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
What does he say?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
He'll be like, oh, just like.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
A cute photo or something, but he doesn't like usually
you would show someone like look at it, this is funny.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
And so you didn't look at his phone.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
I'm guessing No, I'm trying to really play it cool here,
but I'm freaking out. Yeah, because like he's special to me.
I don't want him to know how much this is
bothering me. It's kind of embarrassing. If it's nothing, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't think it's embarrassing. I think it's very understandable
if some random person start it's flirting with your significant
other in their comments, I would want to know. Yeah,
you know, so we'll try to figure it out for you.
You've already told us what grocery store he shops at,
so a'll play a song come back, and then call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
do the usual say that. Every single month, we choose
one Rewards card member at random who gets free flowers
(17:17):
delivered from our brand new, beautiful and improved floral department,
and we'll see if he delivers those flowers to you
or to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Okay, I hope I'm wrong. Okay, I hope you're wrong too.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah too, if you're just joining us for today's War
of the Roses to catch a cheater. Karenna is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of almost
two years might be cheating on her. His name is Red.
And before we call him to try to catch him
and see if he is cheating, Karin, why don't you
refresh everybody's memory? What's going on?
Speaker 8 (17:44):
There's a random Burnett who's commenting on all his socials
with these burrito and sushi emojis. He's on his phone
a lot more than he normally is, laughing at stuff.
He wants show me and he's being kind of secretive
and I need to know what's going on before I
lose my mind.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Okay, well we'll figure it out for you. She wants
this big burrito. I don't know is that pod?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
She wants it?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
All? Right, here we go. I'm gonna call him right
now and we'll pretend to be from the grocery store.
He's a Rewards card member and say that. Every single month,
we choose one Rewards Card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if
he believes that, and if he does, he'll see if
you sends those flowers to you or to someone else.
You ready, Krin, Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hey, this is Jordan calling from I was looking for Red.
He's a rewards card member with us, and I have
some exciting news.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
This is Red, but I'm not actually at work right now,
and I really don't have time for this.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
It's not a marketing phone call. Red. I want to
say congratulations here, this month's big winner.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
What did you say, I'm a winner or something? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Now, every single month, we choose one Rewards card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
We just reimagined it. We do flower delivery now. And
you just want the thirty six long sim red roses,
a box of chocolates, and a card to deliver to
anybody that you want, absolutely free.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Did you say it's free?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Totally free?
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Well, yeah, totally. What do I have to do to
claim to claim it?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
If you know where you wanted them sent, I can
do it right now.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Okay, yeah, I can hang on real quick writing parts.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Please hold if you know who you want to send
them to now, I can also call you back because
I know you're working.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
No, No, let's do it. Let's do it. They can
wait there all day.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
First thing I would need would be the first and
last name of the person that you would like to
send them to.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Yeah, I want to give it to Uh can you
put Maddie on there? And then can you put an
emoji on the card?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
We definitely can.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Yeah, all right, so let's say Maddie and my little
and then I want you to put a burrito emoji
my little burrita.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Are you freaking kidding me?
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Are you serious? Right now?
Speaker 7 (20:16):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Red Red? This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a
radio show, and we do a segment called War of
the Roses to catch Cheeter. That's your girlfriend, Karen, Oh.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
What is up with these burrito and sushi emojis? You
need to tell me what is going on?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Well, what happened? Was I hit my head earlier and
I don't know?
Speaker 8 (20:37):
Just think no, okay, I've heard you use that before. Yes, okay,
you hit your head all the time. But besides that,
I need to know who the hell is this girl?
Who is she and why is she leaving you these emojis?
What is going on?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
So? Uh, why did you call the radio station? You
just asked me? I mean, you know, I don't understand
what's happening?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
What's up at the bird?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
My name is Nina. I'm here on the Jubil Show too. Yeah,
so there's me, Jebel, Nina and the Victoria also answer.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Nina read what's up with the burritos?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Well?
Speaker 7 (21:12):
I was, actually I don't know. I just got caught
here in the middle of some stuff at work.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
I'm sorry if you don't tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Like right now, We're done.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
All right? Listen, Maddie is just my friend from social media.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
That's it, my little burrito. That sounds like a really
weird friendship.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Yeah, I mean we were going to go out and
just grab a bike to eat with a major.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
You were going to go out with her some random chick.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
I mean, she's just my social friend, that's it. There's
nothing if you go.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Out to dinner with her, red, if you go out
to dinner with her, just so you know, we're done,
it's over.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I think you're overreacting a little bit because they're just
burrito emojis and you know, things like that. There's nothing.
Speaker 8 (22:02):
Do you even hear yourself like you're thinking about cheating
on me with some girl who you don't even really
know and we've been together for two years.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You also said my little burrito, yoh yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Well it was actually like little like little nas x,
you know, my little little burrito.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
But the last time you sent your friend roses like, no,
I'm not stupid here.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
I just thought it was a nice gesture, you know,
And honestly, you know, I'm just kind of you don't
show me any attention, and you you always talk down
to me, and you know, you talk to me with
your time, you because you.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Do stupid stuff like this. This is so stupid, this
is so red right now.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
And now you're calling me stupid on the radio for
the whole city to hear it. It's just like, because.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
This is stupid, you're acting like an idiot if you
think she's worth losing me over like two years, I've
given you two years of my life's messed up.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
I've never met her, but she's she's never called me stupid,
and she doesn't talk to me with her hands and
give me attitude.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
And it doesn't sound me she talks to you at
all though.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
It sounds like she's just sending you emojis and that's
some different kind of language that you guys speak.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
We understand each other, you know. We're both footies.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And I cook for you.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
I cook us stuff you said you liked that Granny
and cheese.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
If you're not getting the attention that you need from
your partner, or you feel like she doesn't appreciate you,
it's not a reason to cheat, the reason to leave
and then find somebody.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Well, I don't really look at it as cheating because
we were just going to grab a by to eat,
like that's what friends do, right, have.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
You been talking to her though, like out of the
social apps.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Yeah, I text here and there.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
You know, your phone so much lately.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
My phone is bringing again here at work and I
really just don't have time for this, and I'm sorry,
you know, I have to go. I really have to go. Wow,
hang on, this is this is read in parts. Please
hold hey, listen, I really have to go. I'm sorry, guys,
(24:17):
all right, thanks, I can't she got me. This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I don't think he knows that we're still on the phone.
What's happening? Oh, and he's done. I don't think he
realized that he didn't hang up on us before he started.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, I'd rather know than not know, you know.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Of course, it doesn't make it any easier, though, So
I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I am.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
I am honestly, I'm shocked, even though I kind of
already knew he's a really good guy.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I thought I had a really good guy. He can
go have his sushi burritos with this chick. I'm gonna
just you know, I don't even think I want to
right now, to be honest, I'm just gonna do me.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
I mean, when people have got the nerve to just
sit there and disrespect people in broad daylight like that
all over social media.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I mean, yeah, I mean the whole thing is bad.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
You guys were great, so I mean it sucks. But yeah,
I'm just gonna move forward. That's all you can do, right,
It's the right attitude.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Kee've a moving all right, thank you, Karen? Keep ud Okay,
all right, oh okay.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I
can't hear anything. I'm now deaf. Okay, excuse you. Anybody's
saying anything, that's the Jewel Show. And I put my
headphones on and for some reason, I had them turned
way up right before we went on the air, and ow,
you got the new headphones too. I did, so they
(25:49):
might be louder than your. They definitely are my other ones.
We're only working in one ear, so maybe I was
thinking I would have the other ones on. And man,
I think I have a headache now and I'm seeing
double That was so loud. Anyway, it's time for I
don't know who needs to hear this, but the segment
where we say I don't know who needs to hear
this and then put our butt on it and tell
everybody exactly what we think they should hear. I hope
it's gonna be good because I can't hear any of it.
(26:10):
Oh great. You know, what do you think the world
needs to hear today?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
I don't know who needs to hear this butt. The
biggest lesson that all of us can learn in our
lives is.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
To know when to walk away. I am ba counter.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
If it's hurting you more than it is serving you.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
You gotta go out. Amen. Absolutely, that did hurt when
to walk away?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Right?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah? Knowing when to walk away is hard though.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
It's so hard, and it's not just relationships, it's like work.
It's everything so hard.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
The hardest things to do in life are usually the
best things for you. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but that's fat call us up eight eight
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one six one. I don't know who
needs to hear this, but hey, Tony, Hello, Tony, Tony,
(27:04):
Hello Tony morning laughter. Hey, Sorry Tony, what's up? What
do you think the girl needs here today?
Speaker 9 (27:10):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if
you think you've lost your morning laughter, enjoy. Just tune
into the Jewbile Show because Nina and Jewbe will have
it for you.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
You that is thank you, Tony, Tony did we pay you?
I was going to make sure you got my venmo.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
Yeah, got my cash up info at the.
Speaker 12 (27:32):
End of the message.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
So much.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
Thank you to mean what I say to I really do.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
My husband and I lost the kid last year and
we lost our laughter. And you guys have just made
us this roar in the morning with and my husband Tony.
Listen to this kind of music starts and and Nina,
you're fabulous.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
My dad is a broadcaster, and I want to tell
you are fabulous. Your just your.
Speaker 9 (27:57):
Voice is so soothing.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
And I just feel like you're girlfriend. So I just
want to tell you guys that this morning, and I
am so thank you so much for that. What's your
husband's name?
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Steal Tony and Stem.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
That also sounds like an eighties cop drama to ste.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Even better than that, our last name is Savory, so
he's like a DC villain.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Wow. All right, Well, if we ever need to be rescued,
we'll call on you. Guys. Than you appreciate you have
a good one. And I agree about the broadcaster thing.
It is nice to have Nina here, to have one
person who's that it really like good at broadcasting. I'm
a crapshow most of the time. No, you're great, Jebs.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm
(28:50):
real thankful for you. Well, thank you. I just I'm
thankful for you because like she'll bring up stuff and
I'm like, oh, yeah, you're supposed to do that in
this business. I forgot to do that a long time ago. Victoria,
what do you think the world needs to hear today?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Well, I first want to shout out. We got a
text message from Gabriel. Gabriel, if you're listening, that is
the cutest kid and he has my whole heart. But
I don't know needs to hear this. But you should
go support your local little league.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh yeah, somebody shutting people down for money right now?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I support what's going on. Yeah, you want us to
buy some candy bars, let just do it. Yeah, I
don't know. It reminds me of the one time that
somebody hit me up to buy some Girl Scout cookies.
I bought five hundred dollars worth of Girl Scout cookies. Yeah,
and it was right before a comedy show. I told
him to meet me at the comedy club. And then,
because I'm a business minded person, I turned around and
I sold them on stage for double the money, and
(29:41):
I flipped it into board money. Watch me, watch me
flip these Girl Scout cookies. I'm still money.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
I paid.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I paid for it right. I hooked her up five
hundred dollars worth of Girl Scout cookies, and then all
that weekend at my comedy shows, I was like, I
got Girl Scout cookies for style after the show, But
it what it costs me. That feels so wrong. Three four, three,
one six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but hey, Bell Mars, Hey, sorry, Bell Mars. I keep
(30:15):
hitting the wrong phone button again. Back to the broadcasting thing.
You need to do it? Yes, please? What do you
think the world needs to hear today?
Speaker 12 (30:25):
I don't know what if you need to do this,
but don't be afraid take risks and you've got.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
This, Yes, yes, I like it. Absolutely take a risk.
What's the big deal if you fail? Really? No big deal? Yeah, yeah, trouble,
It happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Just get back up.
Speaker 12 (30:43):
And keep doing and keep trying.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, this turns into motivation for all of this, But
I really do, I feel like we need to hear
all of it.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, exactly that. When it comes to taking this, I
always replayed this one dude that I knew growing up.
His name was Turtle, That's what they called him anyway,
but he would always with everything. He was older than
I was. He was like eighteen and I was eight,
And I used to work with him on this maintenance
crew and anytime anything bad would happen, he would be like,
what did you die?
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Though?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I was eight, So I was crying all the time.
Did you die though? Did you die though? No, Turtle,
I did not? Then mop up that floor.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
The Jubil Show on demand Jewbils.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up you? You have a dirty
little secret?
Speaker 13 (31:42):
Well, it's kind of a bit of a long one.
So I know someone who is older.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
They have two kids.
Speaker 13 (31:49):
Their two kids each have an individual that they're partnered with.
And both of these children all not children.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
They're in their mid thirties.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
They actually overdose recently.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
One of them doesn't know.
Speaker 13 (32:02):
The one that's married is an active addict with his wife.
The one that isn't married right now, is an active addict,
but will not say anything to its fiance. She's actually
uprooting and moving to a different state entirely with the
sun that is engaged. So it's just one giant cluster fart.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Oh my gosh, that needs to know. That's really a
tough spot to put you in and a secret.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
I mean, I don't, and it's like, I feel so
bad because I want to tell the fiance.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
So she doesn't you know. So I mean he may
or may say with him, But the thing is, I
want her to know because she deserves to make.
Speaker 13 (32:46):
That informed decision of Okay, do I want to uproot
my life and still continuously or do I want to
cut my losses now and carry on.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I would tell her. I know you didn't ask us,
but I really do think you should tell her.
Speaker 12 (32:59):
See, yeah, I'm I I've been feeling the same way too,
and it's like I needed other like validation that I'm
not you know that I know these things are wrong,
but these people need to know.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
You'd essentially be saving her life by telling her, and
then if she chooses to say anyway, then that's on her.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
That's why I'm like, this is a dirty secret. But
It's also it's stressful to know this, and I really
needed to get this out. And I feel so much
better than actually said something that like I feel a
little emotional, like I feel like I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 12 (33:29):
I'mro I'm gonna cry after I'm done with you.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Guys.
Speaker 13 (33:32):
It's the fact that I said something to somebody else
and I no longer have to carry this guilt of knowing.
And now that I have validation that yes, I should
be the person to say something that I need to.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I think so, Yes, definitely.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
Yeah, thank you for having that outlet.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, thank you for telling us a dirty little secret.
I mean, say it all the time. You know that.
It is a good way to get things off your
chest because carrying around stuff like that it affects you,
whether you know it or not. You know, so thank
you because I.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
Know so much about that family, and it's it's so so.
Speaker 13 (34:07):
Depressing because it's like, wow, all right, thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (34:12):
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's too good luck you got this real?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Time for what's trending with Nina? You know what's trending
the new term and dating? We all need to know,
are you ready for it? Wife zoned?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Jeff, it could beated.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Allegedly a bad thing if you're the person that's getting
wife zoned. So we know it's kind of muddy out
in those waters. You're trying to avoid getting ghosted and
you're trying to find the right one. But now you
have to deal with being put in different boxes like
party girl, girlfriend material. One night stand, I'll do her now,
The next one is she's too much of wifey material,
(34:57):
so I don't want to go there. That's a kind
of girl that you marry, not date, right the kind
of girl I want to end up with. But I
don't want to play with right now because I'm still
being a dirty bird and I don't want to soil
over because I see I'm very upset by this.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I can see that.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Yeah, I mean, and honestly, if you're being wife zonet,
celebrate that for goodness sakes, Thank you very.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Much for trying to respect me. You got everybody else
out there I thought you wifey. Yep, Yeah, I do
celebrate that, because I guarantee you there's some people that
are wife owned and they feel bad about it, right
because they might like the guy I get whay, you
like him because he's naughty, but you don't want like
he's not, like you said, he's not going to disrespect
you if he was to date you. Ultimately, if he's
(35:44):
in that mindset, he will probably disrespect you. So you
saved yourself a whole lot of drama and hurt and pain. Problem.
And if you think.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
About this, if that dude's out there disrespecting other women,
other women, I'm sorry, guess what, I don't respect you.
So yeah, you just got d bagged, double duck.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
That bad.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Something that trusts me out about dudes sometimes is like, man, okay,
so you met someone who you would marry, right, that's
a good thing. Like, I'm just not ready, bro, I
just got to play the field.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Why exactly if you want to get married, if you
met the person you want to get married to and
she's perfect, and you some at some point in your
life want to get married, do it.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Like it doesn't make any system, be it the person.
You don't even have to get married, Just like that person.
Enjoy yourself instead of debagging around.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I never wanted to get married, that's the thing is,
Like I was always against it until I met my
wife and then I was like, Okay, I'm gonna do
that right. So I just I just don't get the mindset.
Sometimes it's like people will have what they want right
in front of them, but they will just not jump
on it, literally jump on it.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
And you know why, it's even more messed up. Not
to go on a tangent, but it really puts people
like the other women in these really messed up spots.
You could be an incredible woman and you feel like,
what's wrong with me? Yeah, and you're the best thing
that ever came out of the planet.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I actually know everything's right with you. It's just right now.
I'm into handling damage goods. If I was working at
the airport, I'd be the one that would be handling
all the baggage that fell off the car. And I
don't want a good, solid bag, you know what I mean? Yeah? Problems?
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Shoot, are they pregnant? Okay, shout out Wifeyes, that's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I cannot believe what I learned about my co host
Nina the other day. It is the Jewel Show. What
did you learn? Well, I'll get to that in just
one second, because I told everybody a second ago. If
you give me three minutes, I will give you a
beautiful gift. And I'm about to do that, but first
(38:00):
I wanted to play some audio. Because we have the
microphones on in the studio all the time. We have
cameras on all the time. They catch us doing awkward things,
and they catch conversations in studio, and I had no
idea about I mean, Nina and I have known each
other for like twenty years. Yeah, you know your children
(38:21):
in right, But I had no idea about a certain
part of your life that you were sharing with Victoria
the other day when nobody was in here. Interesting, I
have the audio of it. I'll just play it for
you and then I, you know, you can maybe tell
me a little more about it. Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I'm the reason for Adam Levine's divorce. I met him
when he was working on the voice. I ended up
auditioning for him solo, and let's just say we were
both hitting the high notes. Then I texted his wife
right after not to tell on him. I was like, hey, girl,
you're so lucky, and then she totally freaked out on
me and divorced him. It's like, Wow, some people are
so judgy that doesn't even sound like me by the way.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh say, is it just me? Or do I not
remember the conversation?
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Because does not even sound like me? By the way, what.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Is this one of those deep fake things? What one
of those deep fake things? What's that?
Speaker 7 (39:09):
You know?
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Like that AI deep fake Stuff's cool though, because I
stole his debit card and pin number and that's how
I got my Masarati?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Whoa, that does not even sound like me? Though, it is.
There's this new AI technology called eleven Labs. You don't
think it sounds like you.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
The first one did sound a little bit more like me,
that second one not so much.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I think it sounds exactly cool.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Though, because I stole his debit card and pin number
and that's how I got my masarati.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Does that sound like me a little bit? Yeah? Okay? Well,
there's also this conversation that Victoria and Nina had the
other day that I think I actually really honored and
thank you guys. I like working with Jubil. He's incredibly cool.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
I've never met someone as cool, so cool, He's always
so fascinating and engaging. I feel lucky to work with
someone so cool. I'm so grateful. It's like the word
cool doesn't even cover it. You're right, we need to
invent a new word cooler than cool. Maybe just his
name is the new word for cool.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Thank you, you guys. I appreciate that. That was pretty great.
That sounded a lot like sound like so like. And
the reason I said it's a gift is because, I mean,
in my opinion, it's crazy how this AI technology can
get so. I mean, it sounds to me both Unina
(40:21):
and Victoria. It sounds exactly like you guys, and it
gets the inflection right on things too. But how did
it get it? Did you just upload us talking and
then it just pahed out? You upload a minute of
some audio of somebody talking and then you can type
in whatever you want. This technology is actually also scary,
but you can use it to mess with your friends
and family. But I don't know if you saw this.
(40:42):
The guy that that one of the pioneers of AI,
he's seventy four years old, and he said in the
other day he's retiring and he said that he regrets
his life's work because there's no way of keeping this
technology out of the hands of people using it for bad.
So it is kind of scary, the AI thing. Yeah, right,
(41:03):
and Elon Musk has said that he thinks that they
need to make some put some laws on it asap
or else it's gonna get out of control real quick.
Because I mean this really to me, does sound like you, Nina.
We give Brad a lot of crap, but he's honestly
the coolest person I've ever met. Thank you so much.
(41:24):
I love you. So that's hilarious. Type in anything you
want and it'll sound like the person. Have you guys
seen the TV show Black Mirror?
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Yeah, okay, so if anybody has watched Black Mirror, there's
an episode where a woman tries to bring back her
husband who passed, and it uses technology like this, except
for he's also a person, so it sounds like him,
looks like him, touches like him, all that kind of stuff.
But then he ends up being like crazy and like
bad or something. But it starts out that way, like
(41:52):
if this is how we're starting with voices. Now you
just put like some meat on a robot and you
call it a person.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, yeah, robot. That's all you gotta do is go
to the deli get throw it on a robot and
give it the AI voice and you can have the
person that you want to be around live forever pretty
much bad. Actually, kind of find something about it.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
You could make whoever you My boyfriend is totally Chris.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I see him every night. It's crazy. The type of
stuff that they're doing now is insane to me. Soon
people are going to be living for five hundred years.
I'm not sure if you hear this thing called the
Gilgamesh Project. The Gilgamesh Project is a project where and
there's not a lot about it, but they are literally
sequencing genes and they think that they can get people
to live about two hundred three hundred years. Wow, sounds exhausting.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
They don't want to live two hundred years. I don't
want anything morbid, but I just don't well.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
And I would agree with you, Unina, because if you
ever see on the news when somebody is like, you know,
one hundred and ten whatever, and they talk to them
and they're like, how you know, how's everything for you? Like,
I am ready to check out. I've been ready. I've
been ready for like twenty years. I can't seem to
make this happen. Just running around. I'm tired. It's called
(43:13):
eleven labs. Use it wisely or don't or don't. Yeah,
and Nina slept with Audam Levine and that's the reason
she got divorced. But that's why she got the Maserati.
Great story. Yeah. Oh and also I just want to
co sign this one more time. I love working with Jubil.
He's incredible.
Speaker 11 (43:30):
I've never met someone as cool, so cool, He's always
so fascinating and engaging. I feel lucky to work with
someone so cool, and I'm so grateful. It's like the
word cool doesn't even call right. You need to invent
a new word, cooler than cool. Maybe just his name
is the new word for cool guys.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
I agree, I agree, but you didn't have to say that.
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