The Jubal Show talks the biggest A-Hole moves ever!

Alex Fresh pulls the King of Pentacles during the first Daily Vibration of the year, Todd Sparks helps you through a breakup in this Jubal Phone Prank, Terrence thinks Amanda's cheating because of something in her phone in this War of the Roses, Borgon Schmorgon Dorgan has a weird but innocent Dirty Little Secret, Patrick met Celine in one of the most awkward places in this First Date Follow Up and The Jubal Show talks the most a-hole moves ever!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is
the moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here.
Get your butt at the front door. We are super
villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

(00:21):
it in style. It's time for the best ready go
you've heard in a while. The Jews Show is today
going to be one of those days where you used
to go coffee on your shirt and a meeting and
everybody's looking at you. One of those good days whereverybody's
looking at you. Because in this meeting there are no shirts.
How is it gonna go? You'll find out right now.

(00:41):
With Alex's daily vibration, Ye get at you, guys. We
need to raise our vibration like tough, tough, because do it.
It's been a minute since we've done the vibe, so
we're gonna do right now. What does that mean? That
means that I'm gonna pick one card from my tarot
deck right now and give you insight for your days.
So whatever the message is to take out how you

(01:02):
need use your intuition, use it wisely, use your wisdom
and look out for symbols and signs through numbers and
words and letters and all of that fun stuff synchronicities
of life. It's not a coincidence synchronicity. Leave it been
my most favorite quote forever. Alex is shuffling the car
the King of Pentacles. It would get this a lot

(01:26):
of feeling. But this is exciting to be the first
car that I drove the year because as associated with
Taurus zodiac sign, which is me, but it also rules
finances and security and stability, and you're able to manifest
material wealth. And this king has ability to create maturial
wealth and financial abundance and can sustain it for a

(01:46):
lifetime over a long time through discipline and self control
though and leaderships. So this card indicates that you need
to take more of a leadership role in an area
of your life that's lacking just that for instance, like
this may be with your children, where your relationship may
be struggling, or in your romantic relationship, or even just
getting the ball rolling on your future goals. Okay, so

(02:08):
you have the ability to translate your vision into something
that's tangible and practical through manifestation, but more importantly, you
have to believe that it's going to happen. So I
suggest that you create a plan and sticking to it,
be disciplined through even the toughest times where maybe even
before you would have given up because you're stronger than
you think, and by putting in the hard work now
will allow you to enjoy it later. Yeah. So achieving

(02:28):
great financial wealth comes to those with a disciplined work ethic.
So I encourage you today to make a positive change
for you that will help towards just that your future goals,
your future wealth, your future abundance, your future life. Okay,
so take family more of a leadership role and be
more active in whatever your goals are. Yes, and whatever
you want you go to work in. As long as
you're putting the work in and believe that you know

(02:50):
whatever you're working towards is going to happen, you're set right.
So it just takes out and put in your pocket,
you guys, and go on with your day. I feel
like this was the greatest card ever for the first time. Yes,
it's an amazing card. I think. You know what, though,
I wish that it would just come to you right,
that would be more easier. Just chill on the sofa. Yeah,
I mean like I feel like I've underachieved in my

(03:12):
life big time, right. I feel like I've never worked
up to my full potential ever, and I've I've I've done,
I've gotten pretty far in career and stuff like that.
And I'm not saying I'm mailing this in at all.
What I'm saying is though, but like a lot of times,
it's because I've just been like, it'll happen, but I
haven't done anything to make it happen. So I underachieve

(03:33):
once and knows it's going to happen, because he does
believe it's going to happen. But also he's a ten
of Pentacles for his minor or ConA Terrao card, and
that means that he's the third decad of virgos So
tena pentacles, which means financial abundance, abundance in both and
like tons of like good luck and prosperity and all
the money in the world all life long, and it
just everything happens really easy for you. So I feel

(03:54):
like you're kind of bragging, right, we're finding out that
you're just super lucky. Yeah, pretty much. Not everybody's as lucky.
It's hutual. I know I didn't know this until you know,
Alex started doing the tarot, and alexandre amered if he
didn't know that, I said to say of her new listeners,
they didn't know that if you already knew that, and
you get tired of me saying that's sorry about that,
I'm gonna keep doing it. But anyway, um, And so
when she started doing taro, she started learning how every

(04:14):
single zodiac sign and birthday has a certain card that's
associated with whatever. And then we learn about the tinnipentacles thing.
And now it's nice because I've never read a problem parking.
I've always gone great parking. Well now I know why.
But we would pull up to a place in their
front row parking. I'm aways like, oh parking again, yes,
five was back. I'm like, oh five pentacles comes was
like I find a million dollars a day treated and

(04:37):
you know what, I threw out the window because tomorrow
I'll find too. And everybody has a minor tarot card
associated with their birthday. So I encourage you go look
it up, go google what your decan is. It's d
ec eight And I'm going to do that when I
get home today because I want to know about me. Well,
it's pretty easy to just google it, are you guys?
Remember raise your vibration today? Oh, you can always just

(04:59):
hit Alex up on social media at that dreas. Yes,
I am at that dres and ask her to find
the stuff for you. Yes, don't do that. I already
have a hard time responding people, and I already feel
bad about it. And that was your daily vibration, all right?
And remember you follow the show at the Jewil Show.
You can follow all of us on social media. I'm

(05:19):
at Jubil Fresh you already no Adrea's and I'm at
Evan on the radio the Jewbil Show on demand. It's
another Jewbil phone Frame Day mornings on its twenties. Hello,
Charles todd Sparks putting the spark back in your life?
How you doing? Is this a guy Jimmy said was

(05:41):
going to call me. Yeah, guilty as charged. Todd Sparks
putting the spark back in your life. Nice to meet you.
Your friend Jimmy hired me because he said, you need
a little bit of life coaching, You need a little
bit of fire, You need a little bit of the
spark back in your life, a little bit of the
pep back in your step. A little bit of the funk,
back to the funky stuff you do, and I'm the

(06:03):
guy to help you with that. Todd Sparks. Nice to
meet you. Nice, nice to meet you. I don't know
if I need all of that, but but Jimmy said
he was gonna heavy give me a call. I got
a whole cornucopia good feelings to give you. So let's
talk about some stuff. Let's talk about it. Huh, what's up?
What's going on? Okay, what are we What are we
going to talk about? We're gonna talk about what happened?

(06:24):
Why No, Sparky spark that I would be a loser
for the rest of my life and not be able
to take care of her even though I got her
through you know, three different jobs over you know, two years.
What are we talking about here, Jazz? Yeah, no, no, Chazz,

(06:47):
I'm Charles. I would like to call you Chatz. As
a matter of fact, I'm going to call you Chazz.
That's what I call decision making. Well, I tell you what,
I'll make a decision. I'm going to call you Karen.
How about that? That's my decision. Listen, Chaz, love the
effort there. You made a decision. You didn't do it
the right way though. You say, hey, I want to
call you Karen, and they accepted every time. Because you

(07:10):
took control of your life. You put the spark back
in your life to spark. Well, I'm gonna call you Karen. Karen.
So here we go, Karen, What do we do next
to put the spark back in my life? All Raron?
So you see you can't seem to get that first lesson.
But that's fine, that's really advanced stuff. I just I'm
trying to figure out what's wrong your humdrum about your

(07:30):
girlfriend Leavin you. Huh? Is that what's going on? Yeah?
Is that what's got your hum drum in the beat? Yeah? Yeah.
Jimmy keeps saying I gotta snap out of it and
uh and get back to the world. But you know what,
what's the point? And that is a great question, and
I'm glad you asked it. What is the point? What
is the point? Charles? What is the point? To tell me, Karen,

(07:57):
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna ask you, what is the
point of sitting on the couch all day thinking about
the love that you lost? Well, are you a saying
are you a single guy? There? Todd. Absolutely have somebody, Todd.
I've had six wives and you can read about all
of them in my book that I'm going to send you,
Todd sparks putting the spark back in your life. So
if you've had six wives, how are you? How are

(08:17):
you the guy to give me advice? You have failed
six times? I don't, I don't. I don't know if
this is working out here, Todd. But you can't succeed
unless you fail, and I have succeeded where most men
at failing. I don't understand how this is going to
help how? How is this going to help me? Todd?
Nobody who ever convinced I was just going to convince
her that this guy is a is a big, smooth

(08:40):
talking loser who's going to leave her one day too.
And I was a guy who loved her about her?
How are you going to convince her that, Todd? We
have identified the root of a problem here. The problem
is you're thinking about her. You're thinking about what she's doing,
how she's going to come back. You know what you
need to be thinking about? Charles don't know, Todd? How
am I going to get a maserati? So you're you're

(09:01):
telling me I need to give some rich, fancy things
to win her back. Is that the advice I'm kidding.
That's exactly what I'm telling you. Put the spark back
in your life. Get a Maserati. Drive by her in
the Maserati. Hello, she's going to be back in the call.
Should we meet you? How in the world? How is
this what you do for a living? Jimmy met me
because he emailed me for a prank phone call. That's
what Jimmy did. He put the spark back in your

(09:23):
life by a simple email. Is all it took to
start that fire. Did you say prank? Yes? I did.
Because this is not todd Sparks. Put the spark back
in your life. This is actually Jewel from The Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your buddy.
Jimmy shut you up. He said that you just went
through a breakup and he was hoping a phone prank
could cheer you up. So hopefully that helped. I am

(09:46):
going to punch him in the arm really hard. Well,
that will definitely make you feel better. Punch him in
the arm. Put the spark back in your life and
get a Masserati. That'll help. I'll get a maserati. Thanks Karen.
The Jewel Show on demand, It's to one floor of
the Roses only on this youbel Show. Prince is on
the phone today for a War of the Roses to
catch a cheater. And I guess he thinks that his

(10:07):
girlfriend of a year and a half, Amanda, is seeing
something else. All I know is he thinks that his
girlfriend cheating on him, Terrence, Is it with another person? Yeah?
I mean I think so. Yeah, Okay, all right, that's
really so he thinks that she's seeing someone else. Why
do you think that your girlfriend might be seeing at
your Terrence? Yeah, what's going on is my girlfriend's on

(10:30):
a snapchat? And I had no idea, no idea. Yeah,
I mean if she never had it before, and so
it did? She never have it and now she just
downloaded it? Is that? Is that what you're saying before?
I've never seen it before. And then one day I
saw a notification from someone who snapchatter okay, and you

(10:50):
know his name was Jaden Oh and d oh Okay.
Did you ask her about it? No? But I wanted to,
like so bad, but I just I could just see
that going the wrong way. You know, I'd rather do
it this way so that if you know it's innocent,
then then I can just move on, you know, So,

(11:12):
are you kind of scared of getting the answer that
she is cheating? Then she's not gonna tell him? Yeah, well,
I mean she might though if you if you catch
her out like that, nah, I mean I doubt it.
If you're cheating, you're probably not gonna be like hey,
You're like Terence is gonna go hey, babe, um, why
did you download the snapshot? All of a sudden? Who' Jade?
And she's like, well, I'm she gonna with a gun
and it's probably not gonna happen. And I can see

(11:33):
that turning into an argument. I guess I see what
you mean. Like, if you do it this way, then
you have like if you'll find out if she is
or isn't cheating, right, then you have proof that she is,
so you don't have to worry about like believing or
if she's lying or getting in a fight. And then
if it is innocent, thing, cool, you get to not
worry about that, right exactly? Yeah, all right? Cool? So

(11:54):
and then and that's it, though she all of a
sudden a snapshot on her phone and you said, well,
I guess that's enough fun. That'd be enough for me.
All of a sudden you download Snapchat. We've been together,
you've been together for a year and a half, right,
all of a sudden she download the Snapchat, downloads Snapchat,
and then you see a notification from the some dude
named Jaden that she's snapping. I would have questions. Well,
and you know why else it shady too? Is because
Snapchat like it erases everything on this unless you screen

(12:16):
showed it. Yeah, that's probably why she wants to use it, right,
sha't great? Yeah, all kinds of shade going on. Um,
we ask everybody this question if they want to do
a word of roads just to catch a cheater. Did
you think of a way to call her that won't
seem suspect? Yeah? You know the only thing that I
could think of is that, you know, she got a

(12:37):
new phone number a few years ago, and she has
been trying to get that number on a no call list.
You know, she's complained Sam calls exactly. Yeah, she gets
them all the time, you know, So they've been going
up for me lately. I get so many scam likelies
because every number has been like recycled. Right, So one

(12:57):
time I'm gonna I feel like I'm gonna answer the phone.
It's gonna actually be a guy going, hey, is this
scam likely been trying to get a hold of you forever?
What you've been Yeah? Okay, so she's been trying to
get her number on some kind of one of those
do not call this number list so that she'll stop
getting spam calls. Yeah, but it hasn't been working yet.
So maybe you can just call from their you know,
customer service from scam likeliest customers or the I think

(13:22):
he means a phone company, but I would like to
be scam. Maybe I could call it scam likely. I
could call it scam likely. That would be pretty good.
That would be hilarious. No, I think I get what
you mean. You want me to call from like her phone,
like right, a phone company, say sorry that we haven't
been able to get her all her number completely cleared
off the no call list so that she's not getting
spam calls. And then I can offer her a man

(13:43):
box or a man basket, listen to a man in
her life. That's a terrible name, but I'll think of
a better name. We'll play a song, and then don't
think of a better name than a man basket and
see if she sends it to you or someone else.
What do you think? Okay, yeah, it sounds like it
will work. Okay, cool, All right, we'll play a song,
come back, and then we'll call her and see if
she's sends her man box or basket or man create whatever.

(14:05):
Figure out a name. Like I said, we'll see she
sends it to you or to someone else. All right,
we'll do next. It's a jewel show right in the
middle of war the Roses to catch a cheater if
you're just joining us. Terence is on the phone and
he's pretty sure that his girlfriend Amanda is seeing someone else,
all because of Snapchat. Oh no, They've been together for
a year and a half, and I guess he noticed
the other day that she just out of the blue

(14:26):
house Snapchat on her phone and then saw a notification
from I think it might be Jaden Smith. But Terrence
saw a snap from some dude named Jaden. He has
no idea who Jaden is, don't have any friends named Jaden,
and so he's pretty sure that she's at least talking
to someone on Snapchat. It's named Jaden, and that's not
her boyfriend's name, because her boyfriend is on the phone
right now and his name is Terrence. And Terence, are

(14:47):
you ready to call her and see if she is cheating?
Let's do this, see you all right? And remember she's
been fighting with her phone company to try to get
her phone or taking off of like the marketing calls
and all that. So I'm gonna call from the phone
company and say sorry, we haven't been able to get
that done for you, and we feel bad. So oh
I could even offer her like two months free service
or a discount on her a discount on her service.

(15:09):
She would love to say, sorry, that's a great thing
to do. I should be in customer service actually and
offer to send something to someone specially in her life
and see if she sends it to Terrence or someone else.
All right, here we go. I'm gonna doll the phone
of her right now. Hello. Hi, this is have already

(15:42):
calling from looking to speak with Amanda. This is her.
Do you have a second? Do you have a second
to chat? Um? Sure? This is hey. Listen. I know
you've been trying to get your number on a note
call list and you've been having a heck of a time,
and we wanted to say that we're doing all that

(16:03):
we can and we want to resolve this issue for you. Yeah,
I get called like NonStop. Yeah, super annoying. Yeah, I know,
and we're trying to do everything we can to get
the issue resolved. In the meantime, though, we would like
to discount your monthly service and offer to send a
special gift to someone special in your life. That's a
whole lot of special right there. Wow, I've been trying

(16:26):
to get this solve for forever and coming to this
kind of okay, yeah, awesome, at least until we get
it figured out. You know. It's our way of saying
sorry and thank you for being a good customer and
thank you for putting up with us. You're doing that, yeah,
so you'll see, uh from going forward, you'll see a
twenty percent discount for the next six months on your

(16:47):
phone bill. And as a special gift, we also want
to send flowers or um. You know, we can do
edible arrangements too, to someone in your life or you know,
if it's for a special guy in your life. We
do have all a whole box of manly type lotions
and things like that we call it a man basket. Personally,
I hate the name, but that's what they went with though. Yeah,

(17:12):
that's funny. The man basket seems like it would be
a good option. Oh okay, you want the man basket?
All right? So what exactly comes in out? There's lotions.
There's some really cool shaving items in there, kind of
like a guy's grooming kid. I think that will work
for who I want to send this too. I can

(17:33):
get this sent out for you. All I'm gonna need
is a name and an address and anything that you
would like to put on the card. And I should
also note that this is going to come from you,
so it doesn't look like it's a free gift or something.
It will look like you just into yourself. Okay, that's cool.
The name of the guy I'd like to send it
to is Jaden. Anything you want me to put on

(17:57):
the card then to Jaden? Uh? Yeah, I guess you'd say,
can't wait until the next time we get the snuggle.
Your snuggles are the best XO XO Amanda. All right,
that's a little can't waiting for the next time you snuggle?
What's the actual what? What was that? What was that, Oh,

(18:23):
that's your boyfriend Terrence on the phone. This is actually
the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel, and mine's Alex
and mind's Evan. And we do a segment on our
show where people can try to catch that significant other cheating.
And Terrence thought that you might be seeing someone named Jayden.
And it sounds like Terrence was right. I knew who
was jaded. Uh huh, yeah, I'm here. I just I

(18:52):
really don't know what to say. I saw you get
a snap from someone named Jayden the other day, and
I was going to ask you to explain it, but
I guess I don't even need to now, right. Who's
Who's who? Who is Daden? Come on? The man? Who what?
He's just this guy? I just don't know what to say.

(19:14):
But you can just answer the question like you know,
that's not an answer. The least you could do is
just nobody, fuddy, He's nobody. He's nobody. Nobody? Really sure
it doesn't sound like nobody. If you want to you
want to snuggle up to mister snuggle bear. If you
want any shot at saving it, I need you to
tell me who who? Who is Jading? Okay, baby? Just

(19:38):
RELI no those. Don't call me babe right now. Okay,
you know what, a matter of fact, call me Teren
all right, I'm Terence. Okay, okay, I deserve that. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean too things just kind of happened. Okay,
kind of happened. It's still not an answer. Who is jading?

(20:02):
He's just a guy in that online Okay, what does
that even mean? How Instagram pick? So? Why why don't
you just break up a Terrence before you cheat on him?
Do you just say hinge like a dating app you
didn't even mean to see and you're on a dating site?

(20:23):
Is your you know? Amanda? What what I know? I'm sorry,
I'm sorry you we should have just broken up a
while ago. Honestly, I just I'm not ready to settle down,
and you know, I guess I'm I guess I'm just
not ready. I'm so I'm sorry, Terence. Wow, Okay, Well,
I mean I was happy before you know me to

(20:45):
fire up tender again. Who maybe I'll even to your
sake from there too, swipe playing. I'm done, Okay, look,
I'm done. I'll be staying at a hotel until you
pack up your shop. Okay, Amanda, I'm sorry. Did you
say I'll even see your stink on tender and then
swipe left? He said swipe right? If I said right,

(21:07):
I meant left and I was just I was in
a moment and you know, calback, carback find me. I
probably heard you you said left. Well either way, man,
I'm sorry that that that does suck. It sounds like
she has been done for a while though, and I
think you're right. Best just fire up Tender again, fire
it up, thought back on there, and may you'll find

(21:29):
someone else who won't cheat on you with Will Smith's kid.
All right, thank you all. I knew it. I knew it.
I appreciate. We'll take care and everything will get better. Trustment.
Did Jebils show on demand? Jubils Dirty Little Secret? Time
for your dirty little secret? Remember texting four one O

(21:51):
six one. If you have a secret, you can tell
us anything literally anything, literally anything make fun of my voice. Literally,
you can tell us anything. Because as we keep everybody anonymous,
we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody get
calls in, gets a fake anonymous nickname. And I'm all
out of like celebrity references, so I'm just gonna throw
out a word, and then Alex Fresh is gonna throw
out a word in the English Evan is gonna throw

(22:11):
out a word and that will be yes. This will
do this again, Borgan Morgan Smigan like that one? You
don't like that? I love it, said, let's try it again.
Is on the phone. What's up? Hi? This is Um.

(22:35):
Nice to meet you. I'm guessing you're Swedish, but I'm
just just a guess. Yeah, yeah, I nailed it. So
you have a dirty little secret to tell Usangan, I
do have a dirty little secret. Um, I sort of
have this thing about celebrities. You have a thing about celebrities,
So like most Americans celebrities, well, yes, yeah, in a way,

(22:59):
in a way, we'll certain ones. Um, the ones that's
sort of like, you know, appeal to me. Um, I
kind of catch my eye. I So what I do
is I take their likenesses, whether I find it like
in a magazine or print out, and I sort of
like grab it around a little homemade doll, a domb doll.

(23:24):
Oh who's your favorite? To be honest, I cycle through favorites. Okay,
I'm kind of back, like back on my Bieber days. Yeah,
it's just like comfort to me like one of those
people I always try myself coming back to. Okay, so
so you're you're on a Bieber doll kick right now.

(23:44):
You're making a bunch of Justin Bieber dolls. Not a bunch,
just the one. I mean. Okay, So here's what I do.
It's just we've been spending more time together. Um, we've
been spending more time together. So I make these, you know,
sort of dolls, these little likeness is, um, and then
we do stuff together. We spend time. Um, you know,

(24:04):
we we have meals together some days. Um, you know,
play cards, they board games. Maybe. How good are the
dolls at you know, eating meals and playing cards? Are they?
Are they pretty good? The dolls? Well, no, they don't
actually eat or play the game. That's me doing it. Like,
it's not that weird. I know what's going on. It

(24:26):
sounds like you're within reality, Like you're not actually thinking
the dolls are talking to you. You just do this
for comfort. Yeah, it's like my mom actually used to
kind of do something like this, and uh, I don't know,
I haven't seen her in a really long time. And
sometimes it's just nice to have a company. Um. She
moved far away so we don't really get to spend
time like that anymore. So I spend time with people

(24:48):
like Justin Biebern. Okay, why I was trying to make
fun of you. This is why this show is a
judgment free zone. Well let's say it together. Then. Our
motto is we don't judge unless you need. And the
reason that that's dope is because, look, if you would
have told us that and we hadn't have heard you out,

(25:08):
it's actually kind of sweet. The reason you do that, Like,
it's kind of nice. You miss you, you know, you
obviously miss your mommy. You get the seer very much.
And I'm glad we didn't just call you a weirdo
right away because you play with the celebrity dolls. Let's
not get away from the fact though he is putting
the faces of celebrities onto dolls. It's kind of weird.
M Yeah, it is weird. I mean I sort of
think what you do is weird. Um what talk of

(25:29):
the radio? Yeah, on the radio, it feels like you're
just talking amongst yourselves but not entertaining anybody. And see,
the thing is, at least you draw attention to the
fact that you know that some people will think it's weird. Right,
everybody does something that other people will think is weird.
What do you do that you think is weirding that
other people would think it is weird? In the seven, Um, well,
I mean my cat sleeps under my covers every morning,

(25:51):
and you know she I give her kisses when I leave,
So that's kind of weird. Probably I'm not making out
with her. Yeah, okay, and you're judging me. Well, at
least I'm not into uh, you know, beast reality. I
don't know that. He just dabbles in it, all right, Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty a little secret.

(26:12):
Like you said, it was weird, innocent and kind of sweet.
At the end, we learn that Englishevan has gone to
first base with this candrac The Jewel Show on Demand.
Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. For Wednesday, January
twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and Elon Musk is

(26:34):
having a problem with one of his latest inventions, A cute, cuddly,
furry little problem. Tell you what it is in a second,
but first let's meet the idiots. Well, I'm all express
and Antonio Brown. I didn't think of a headline. I
thought I was gonna come up with one to ride away,
But I'm like, sol over the place with this. I'm like,
I don't even know what to say. Okay, okay, I
like that one. Yeah, I think it's a great headline
to meet that one. And I'm in the Chevin And

(26:56):
when a tiger in a lion do the do you
get a liga? Unfortunately, something similar happens when COVID and
the flu do the do? Oh? All right, more on
those stories in just a second before your first story
of the day in the I n N the Adiant
news networks is they report the news. Elon Musk has
figured out the answers to some of the hardest questions imaginable,
but he still can't figure out how to answer one

(27:17):
of the hardest questions known to man, how to handle
the kitty cat. What are you talking about? Well? One
of the Elon Musk new inventions is called starlink Internet service.
It's internet service where instead of wires, it's a satellite,
little little, tiny little satellite issue put on your house.
It shoots the Internet right into your house. So it's amazing.

(27:37):
I love it. Yeah, but it does have a problem.
And the problem is with the little satellite dishes that
you get your internet from. They heat up right right,
and cats like to sleep in them, so they're having
problems with Anybody who has the Starlink satellite Internet from
Elon Musk is having problems with cats coming and sleeping
in the dish in their satellite dishes. First of all,

(27:59):
you can create the thing like this, but you can't
create something on the outside of it that where cats
can't get it, animals can't get it right. I mean,
there's things up they put on cell towers that keeps
birds from not putting nests on seal towers, Like, come on,
I'm so confused with Well, people who actually have the
Internet service have been complaining about cats sleeping in the dishes,
and one guy in Canada posted a photo of five

(28:21):
cats all huddled together in the little satellite dish for
the Internet. He said, it doesn't kill the Internet, but
it does slow it down, so let's good to us.
Just trying to figure that one out. Well, since I
used to work at Team Mobile when birds would nest
in cell towers, that's why they started making things to
go from because it would mess a signal up, right right,
But then there were some birds that are endangered. They

(28:41):
can't move them. So those million dollars towers are just
sitting there doing nothing because of the endangered birds that
have nested there. Wow, that sucks. Well, that's my story
for the i n N, the Idiot News Network where
idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.
For the next story of today, let's send it on
over to Alex Fresh who's location sitting on the couch
and Antonio Brown's house. Oh hell no, you wouldn't catch

(29:06):
me there. That college is probably dirty. Okay, Well, Antonio
Brown and case he missed it, ran off the field
last week and ripped off his equipment and quit. He
just quit the team. And it was because he was
like injured and his coach one him to go in.
He didn't want to go in, correct, Evan, Yes, correct,
I'm gathering was done in a legendary way. What seems
he on now are the bucks? He was? Okay, so

(29:28):
Tampa Bay, Yes, and he quit. So he just ripped
off all of his equipment on the field and was
just running away. And then as he was running through
the tunnel, he supposedly asked a state trooper to take
him to the airport, asked him he could take a
nur porn and he said no. Yeah. You know, it's
bad when you're a professional athlete, a very famous professional athlete,

(29:48):
and you're such a headcase where they're like even nobody
wants to help you out at although I know also
you didn't put on clothes, so you're just in a
jockstrap now, Antonio Brown, Yeah, I'm not taking you to
the airport. I mean, it didn't look half bad, but
that's all I has back to you, figure a much.
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next

(30:09):
story of the day, let's send it on over to
English Evan, who's on location at a farm in Nebraska
doing a little farming. I couldn't be further. I'm in Israel,
where a pregnant woman has unfortunately contracted the country's first
case of fleurona, a simultaneous infection of COVID nineteen and
the seasonal flu. Wa So is this the thing? Now?

(30:33):
Is this the new florona? Because they have the the
there's the variants, right, whatever the one variants called the
one before that, there was a variant before the delta,
and then there's Obama Cron whatever it's called. I said
that the other day on an accident, and I was like,

(30:53):
I'm just gonna keep that whatever. Oh no, now is
this a new variant? The fluorona a combination of I mean,
I kind of like the name, but I hate the thing. Yeah,
I'm going to take the initiative and make the vaccine
for flu na. That's what I'm gonna do. Sweet. Yeah,
I'm gonna go and trademark the name. How about that?
You are about the whole job? See you about to

(31:15):
lose your job? Lady? You know what that means? Name
is day worry? What do it again the same time tomorrow?
Oh yeah, yo job. You about to lose yo job.
You're about to lose yo job. More than nothing. And
that was the iron N the idiot news network where

(31:37):
idiots aren't just in the news. Don't forget. You can
follow the idiots on social media. The Jubil Show. You
can follow all of us individually. I met Jubil Fresh,
I met that Drea's I'm Evan on the radio, The
Jubil Show on demand, The Jubil show on demand. It's
another Jubil phone frame day mornings. It's one Brian. I

(32:00):
canna help you, Brian with why? Yeah? Okay, um, hailey, um,
one of your servers. I called, Oh boy, calm down,
I don't done. What's going on? Oh boy? I called
just the number. I oh, I'm sorry. I have a

(32:22):
situation going on. I'll tell you about it. So I
just have to talk very carefully because um okay, no, Oh,
she's fine, she's working. I guess she's the one that
answered the phone when I called and I asked to
speak to a manager. She said, your name was Brian,
spelled with why. So Brian with why the manager as
the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, Brian with the why? What's going on? How?

(32:46):
I'm having stomach issues and I'm in your bathroom right now?
Who in the restaurant right now? Okay, hey, hold on,
hold buddy, to get someone to get that back to
the ball. I saw Lamas in a movie once, and
I'm too mean that. Hold on one seconds, washroom, hat,

(33:07):
go to the men's washing I'm in the men's bathroom, yes,
and I'm wondering. Uh okay, okay, well I still understand
what the problem is. Okay, the problem is this, Um,
I'm in Oh boy, that's a new sensation I've never
felt before. I'm in your bathroom. Oh, and something bad
is about to happen, and I'm on a date right

(33:29):
now and I can't get out there, and I don't
know what to do. Ah, because it's embarrassing too. I
don't want I don't want you to stroy the washroom. Now.
I gotta get the gist of what you know me,
you know want me? Oh boy? Oh okay, So let
me get this straight. You're in my washroom right now.

(33:50):
You're on a date with your girl. You're about to
have a serious problem in the bathroom. Oh, we're all
about to have a serious problem. But what do you
want me to do? Oh? I need to make an excuse.
Do her? That's not embarrassing? Or could you just do
the rest of the date for me? You know what,

(34:13):
I can't finish the date for you, man, I'm sorry
about that, But you need medical serences. I can call
the ambulance right now. I mean that's the best thing
to do. Oh, you can't be serious. Oh my god,

(34:36):
Oh my god. Oh, Brian was a why yeah, yeah,
what happened? What happened in there? Oh, I might need
some snorkel gear and you might want to call a
hazmat crew. And I wouldn't even worry about helping me

(34:58):
with my date thing. Now, I'd be looking into finding
new They're staying there, don't move. I'm fully endless right now,
he's staying there. All right, Well, I'm just gonna let
you know that this is a pay phone call. Then
come on, man, who is this? This is actually Jewel
from Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your server.

(35:21):
Hailey set you up. Thank god. I thought I thought
we were doing for that back the wall. She said
that you're the manager of the restaurant and you're always
back in the back of the restaurant working, and she
wanted to be mess with you, so she transferred the
call in and I think your bathroom might be okay,
I don't know. Hilarious. Man oh man, thank hey, thank

(35:44):
oh day, Thank you guys. With this being a prank
of if it wasn't, I'll be man, I'll be I'll
be real. Yes, you would the Jewel Show on demand
first like awkward things, like awkward experiences, awkward silences, awkward conversations.

(36:04):
I don't know why awkwardness is fun for me. And
one of the most awkward things that you can ever
experience in life that a lot of people don't like
that I enjoy is an elevator ride with a stranger,
which is just the two of you on there and
one of you like it was like you can feel
somebody's like, I don't like silence. Should I talk now?
Should I say something? But also I don't know if

(36:25):
I don't know about them, they look like they don't
want to be talked to him. I just there the floor. Yeah,
and it's super phone. Yeah, if you got on your phone,
or if you don't have anything else, if you're not
on your phone and you're both standing there, you're just
looking at each other and it's like, all right, hopefully
this will be a quick ride and you'll get stuck
in here. Yeah. And apparently Patrick, who's on the phone
for a first date follow up right now, had an

(36:46):
awkward elevator ride where he actually ended up asking for
somebody's phone number. And that's the girl who went out
with But now she's not calling him back. So we'll
see if we can figure out what happened, Patrick, How
are you? Hey? What's going on? Guys? How are you doing?
Not much? That's likes a lot of guts to talk
to somebody on an elevator, let alone ask for their number.
For sure, you do it. So like, Okay, so we

(37:08):
work in the same building, but we don't like work
at the same job, so we like, I like the
elevator ride is like the only time, like I pretty
much get to see her, so I have to time
it right that we could get in the same So
it's like it wasn't a thing where you had never
seen her before and then you were on the same
elevator nerves like, I guess I'll shoot my shot right
now you've seen her, exactly, did you like hang downstairs

(37:29):
and wait for her? Yeah? I mean, because I mean
I was attractor. You know, it was just one of
the thought to hers. So I feel like that's yes,
you like lurk around the lobby until she walks in.
You're like, all right, sweet, now I get to go
an elevator. So it was like it was like a
bunch of like tiny elevator conversations before I even worked
up the nerve to ask for a phone number. You know,

(37:50):
so it took a while, like these tiny little conversations
because you're gonna lead talk for so long time, you
have to get off on your floor, you know, in
the conversation in the elevation. So she, I'm guessing she's
seemed pretty into you, because I would know, as it's
just like morning conversation start off like, oh we kind
of coffee drinking. Boh, well, I liked that place? Was where?
And then you know both from the was she just

(38:10):
being polite or do you think that she was into well?
She I eventually asked for a number and then I
texted her we went out, And I feel like those
people would still do that. Some people are still that
polite where they're like, I just don't know how to
say no, dazing, Okay, I'm on the elevator, here's my number.
You asked me out. I guess I have to say
yes before you. And then I also don't know how

(38:30):
to tell him that I wanted to go away, so
I'm just gonna like ghost him now. Yeah yeah, so yeah,
I mean, she could have just been polite. But how
was the date when you guys actually went out? Honestly,
I thought the day went great, you know, like, you know,
we had a lot in common. You know, we similar
music we like and TV shows and you know, we
like we hit it off pretty well. I mean, like

(38:51):
I feel like we both had a great time. And
what do you actually do for the dates? Well, we
went out, We got a couple of drink We went
to like a wine tasting spot, and like, you know,
if she likes wine, I like wine, so I figured
that'd be a good place to go. And we both
were enjoying ourselves. And like I think maybe though I

(39:12):
did get a little bit tipsy, and I'm like that
might have been an issue because like, like I don't
think I blacked out, but there's definitely parts of the
evening I don't remember fully hammered on a first date.
Usually that was not my intention, Like I just I
just don't. I just don't hold my liquor that well.
And like that was definitely not like what I was

(39:33):
going for it. But other than that, like we were
both laughing. There's a lot of laughing, and like Joe,
I thought we were everything was going fine. But yeah,
I just don't uh yeah, I don't know what's up
about the lip situation. Uh. Peter kiss on the cheek
of the ni. I am not, like, you know, super aggressive.
It was the first day and then I want to like,
you know, be like like I was just happy enough
to get a number from the elevators, so, like, you know,

(39:56):
how long has it been since you guys talked. Yeah,
it's almost two weeks now, I feel, have you seen
her in the elevator lately? Yeah, Like I've seen her
walks a little lobby, but I haven't gotten in the
elevator because it would just be too awkward. I think
if I haven't, like she has responded well, Patrick, I
mean you said there's a few things you don't remember
from the night. I'm going to go out on a

(40:16):
limb and say one of those is probably why she's
not cooling you bank. Yeah, I mean I would love
to find out, just to like get a clarification would
help me out a lot. I feel, play a song,
come back, and then call her and see if we
can figure it out for you with your first day
follow up? Right? Cool? Thank god it's a Jewel Show
first day follow up. If you're just joining us with
Patrick is on the phone and Patrick is getting ghosted

(40:38):
by a woman named Selene, they work in the same building,
and they've taken the elevator a few times together and
he's been admiring her the whole time, waiting for his
moment to pounce not like that in a nice way
and ask her for her number, and he did the
other day on the elevator. She gave it to him.
They went out on a date to do a little
wine tasting. He said they had a great time, although

(40:59):
he doesn't remember all of the date because he did
have a little too much wine and got kind of drunk,
and he thinks that's why she's not calling him back.
But other than that, he has no idea and he's
seen her in the building, but is scared to get
on the elevator with her now, which I understand because
that would be super awkward. I'm gonna call her right now. Patrick,
You're ready? Yeah, man, all right, here we go. Hello. Hello,

(41:27):
I'm as pect to Selene. Yeah, Hello, Selene? Who is fresh?
This is Jewel from the Jewels Show. It's a radio show,
and this is as Fresh and this is English. Heavn Sorry,
I don't I don't know who that is. The Jewel
Show is a radio show and we're calling you today

(41:47):
because we do a segment on our show called the
First Date follow Up. That's where if you go out
on a date with someone and then end up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask what happened. So we got an email about you,
and it's from a dude named Patrick. Oh okay. Patrick
told us a little bit about your date. He said

(42:08):
that he's always thought you were beautiful, saw you in
the lobby and stuff at work. You guys wrote the
elevator a few times, and then you finally asked for
your phone number, and he went out with him for
a little wine tasting. And after that, you haven't talked
to him since, and now he's scared to get in
an elevator for the rest of his life. What happened? Yeah, Um,
I don't know. He just drank a little too much.

(42:30):
It wasn't cute, you know. And the early hold of liquor, well,
he didn't tell us that he got a little drunk,
which can definitely be a turn off. Yeah. I mean
it was just wine. It's a small group drinking hard
liquor or anything like that. Wine is way stronger. Yeah,
wouldn't you a bit tipsy too. You off to drinking
a few wines. Yeah, I was, girl, I thought to
hold it together. He got a little too drunk on

(42:53):
your date, and was that just the turn off for you? Yeah?
He was also this kind of loose lips, you know,
like kind of divulging a little bit much. What do
you mean? He just was like, you know, I've been
eyeing you, and I plan out like when I try
to like you in the mornings, because that's like the

(43:15):
only time I could get with you. And I mean
that's I mean, there's there's a line, right, I mean, yeah,
I Alice just said that he said was kind of cute.
I would think that there's a cute version of that,
and then there's a creepy version of that. Okay, so
this is why I think it's creepy. So at the
end of the day, like I had to go to
the bathroom, right, and I was like, hey, I'll meet
you outside and not to beat you out the car, right.

(43:35):
So I came outside after you've in the bathroom, and
he was standing beside my car, but like he didn't
see me, but like I saw him and he was
smelling my car. What he was doing? What to your car.
He was smelling to my car, smelling my car, So
like I saw that and I was like, Okay, this

(43:55):
guy's really drunk. Because being weird, I was like this,
I'm out of here. I'm just not going to even
like try to confront a drunk cude right now. And
as really weird I had to get out there, that
does cross the line of creep. I would say, maybe
why is he smeller? What's he smelling? You know, guys
like like to smell girls like they smell pretty. Yeah. Yeah,
but that's like a whole other level. She's like drunk

(44:17):
and he's like maybe I can smell her purse delicious.
That's weird. You know, it's also weird, Selene, what is that?
He's actually been on the line listening this entire time. Yeah,
he wants to talk to you. Actually, sorry about that.
We forgot. It's really weird that we forgot. Probably smelling
you through the phone. Wait what yeah, oh my god,

(44:38):
Oh hey what's that? Selene? Hey, Like, I know that's
totally weird. I'm like I get it, like how that
would must look to somebody, and like being drunk and
smelling your car like that, that sounds so normal, Patrick,

(44:59):
I do not like go around smelling cars Like that's
not a thing I do. I just feel like, you know,
and I know like me being like a little bit
tifty is awkward. But so why are we smelling my car? Then? Okay,
so I swear I was like smelling like coolid to
smell like your radiator might be overheating. And that's the

(45:19):
only reason. It's like because I've had my car do that,
and I that's why I thought I was like i'd
smelled cooling. That's why I was like getting closer to
the hood to see if that like that like that
bust look awkward is like from somebody like observing, and
yeah that's awful. Yeah, it was like really weird. You
were swaying and you're drunk. Yeah, Like I mean, like

(45:42):
I don't I don't drink a lot and I don't
like go wine tat. That's the first time I've ever
been like wine tasting on a date, Like I eat,
like that's you know, Patrick, we know you were drunk,
obviously very drunk. You don't usually drink very much, never
go on wine tasting on a date. Is this first
time you smelled a car on a date? I don't

(46:02):
know if you're a serial car smell. Yeah, like I've
never like totally not a thing that happens to me, Like, yeah,
that's yeah, listen, I promise. I know it was super weird,
but yeah, I'm trying to very embarrassing by the way, like, yeah,
this is not like I think. This is not the
first impression I wanted to make. You know, I was

(46:22):
excited to go on a day with you. This is
like mortifying actually, but yeah, I was just concerned that
like your radiator might be messed up or a hose
or something, because it's like I thought, he smelled a
little bit of cool. There's a certain smell that like
you're obviously very nervous and you want to you're rambling now,
which is I understand. I would be too. I be like, no,

(46:43):
I promise, I'm not a weirdo who wants to smell
you through your car. Um Selene, would you like to
go out with Patrick on another date? Again? We'll pay
for it. I'm gonna say no. Really, but he said
he's not a creep. Yeah, he said he's a creep.
That's what people say. Sorry, Pat, Yeah, man, Yeah, thanks. Anyways,

(47:06):
you guys The Jewels Show on Demand, The Jewels Show
on Demand. Jebils Dirty Little Secret. I feel like Oprah today.
Why you're given out? Cause well, no kind of similar though.
It's time for dirty little Secret. Remember, if you want
to text in four one, six one tell us you
have a dirty little secret. Will let you say whatever

(47:28):
it is on the show and get it off your chest.
We always keep everybody anonymous, so we don't even ask
what your name is. If you want to tell us
a dirty little secret, we give you a fake anonymous nickname.
So on the phone right now. Yeah, please, welcome to
the show. My good friend John Travolta. John Travolta, you
know like friends does John Travolta, how are you? I'm okay?

(47:51):
How are you guys? Good doing? Goad anyway? John Travolta,
you have a dirty little secret? Yeah, I Actually it's
something I've been carrying around with me for close to
ten years now. Oh wow, is it horfies? Is that
what you've been hearing around? No? Wow? Maybe if when
you find out a secret? No, no, no, no, no,
it's a secret I've been keeping from my best friend.

(48:13):
Actually it's uh so about eight or nine years ago,
some buddies of mine. We went to a strip club, okay,
And while we were there, I saw that my best
friend's sister actually worked there. Oh no, wow, that's and

(48:35):
he so does he know that she's a strip bear? No?
He At the time, I wasn't sure, and I probably,
you know, looking back on it, I probably should have
maybe texted him or something. But in fact, what I
actually did is I paid for a private lab dance
shooting what that is? And this is a dirty little secret.

(48:59):
So I'm guessing you've never told him that. Never? No, dang,
have you ever hung out with those two, like since
getting a lap dance from her? Yeah? No, I mean
I don't hang out with her at length, but I
definitely hang out with him, and you know, I'll go
over to his house and she'll be there, and there

(49:20):
will just be this kind of awkward knowing, like glance
and half smile between us two when you walk in
the room. It's just like I still remember she's like,
please don't tell brother. Yeah, well, absolutely absolutely. I found
out pretty quickly afterwards, you know, kind of testing the

(49:41):
waters with him about like, hey, what does your sister do?
And stuff that he didn't know, you know, at that point.
You know, since I got the lap dance from her,
I couldn't really out her, you know what I mean,
because then then I would have been yeah. And now,
I mean, this has just been hanging over our our
friendship in my head for almost ten years now. Like

(50:04):
I said, So, what made you get a lap dance
from his sister when you saw her working at the
strip club and you knew that he didn't know she
was doing that? Was it to be funny or did
you really actually want to get it and like it? Yeah?
That's and that had to be so awkward. That had
to be an awkward dance. That had to be like
there wasn't any other girls, I mean, you know, because
this is anonymous, thank god. And then I'm already being honest,

(50:26):
you know, I'll just I've always kind of found her
attractive and to win for it. So what was the
exchange like when you saw her working there? Did you
guys talk about I mean, that's a weird place to
see somebody working that you didn't know work there. I mean,
you know, and I approached chair as she recognized who
it was, you know, like she one of the first

(50:49):
things she said to me is like please don't tell
my family, and I don't know. We just started talking
a little bit back and forth, and I mean, honestly,
you guys, it was the most awkward left dance I've
ever asked. I bet. I mean, you know, usually they're
supposed to be sensual and sexy, but this was just

(51:09):
kind of like casually dropping names of people we knew.
We were both very aware. How awkward about Wow, that
does sound awkward? Well, thank you very much for telling
us you're a little sacred, John Travolta. Thanks guy. I
think I finally have heard probably the most awkward leaf

(51:30):
dance story ever. Now, absolutely, that's more awkward than being
at a strip club when the lights are fully on.
That happened. I don't know, but I feel like that's
got to be super awkward, right, did you will show
on demand? So anyway, I'm just sitting there in traffic,
drinking my coffee and applying some chapstick to my incredibly
supple yet chap lefts and then what happens, some yah

(51:55):
who decides to cut me off, And you know what,
that really turns my crank, winds me up, grinds my
gears when I get cut off, right, so you know
what I did. I wrote down his license plate number,
found out where he lives, and I courted his wife
until she divorced him. That's right. And I also planted

(52:19):
some drugs in one of the boxes he was moving
out with and called the cops. And now he's in
prison for twenty five years and I'm married to his
wife and his kids are calling me Dad, you're talking
about I got revenge on that a hole because getting
cut off in traffic really grinds my gears. I can't
tell you need help. This is the Jewel Show. And

(52:40):
who hasn't had a feeling like that? Oh my gosh,
it's just like terrible. I want to just ruin that
person's life right now. Who almost want to crush my
own cars? Sometimes makes me sell well. Researchers just came
out with a list of the biggest a hole moves
that people can do. You can go over him right now.
See if your pet peeve is on the list, or
see if you're on the list for being a pet

(53:02):
blocking someone else's driveway. Oh yeah, it's rude, rude, disregard,
super rude, blocking anybody's driveway. Yeah, why would you block
a driveway? I don't know. Oh you know what was
like deliveries and oh what happens all the time? Actually
with deliveries, people will block our driveway. They do? How
many timely? Annoying? How many times has there been a
big truck in front of our house? A lot, a
lot people who always palk in front of my driveway

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when I want to leave. It's like it's like they
know that I'm about to leave it. Who was an
actual person driving a car that's parking in front of
people's driveways? I know one? You do? Yeah, Alex's sixteen
year old daughter, Bella, my sixteen year old stepdaughter has
a boyfriend named Jack. This dude always when he comes
to pick her up, parks in front of the drive Well,

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he's not coming in, he's just picking her up, but
she know she makes him wait for like twenty minutes
before she comes out of the house, so he's pretty
much parked for twenty minutes riding. That's a power from me.
I was going to go get coffee the other morning
and I walked out and there's Jack. Oh, Jack just
embarked in front of the driveway. Old. Yeah, Now better

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than the block someone's driveway. Another pet peeve that people have,
they say one of the biggest a whole moves you
can do. This is from a new list that came
out from research. Is that a big survey asking people
their pet peeves eat food that isn't yours. Oh, especially
because like I want to, you know, make gains in
the gym. If you eat my food, I'm going to
kill you. I'm thinking of somebody else's plate that could

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be too, Okay, Yeah, I was thinking like in a fridge,
I mean both. Some people do that at dinner. They
don't even ask permission, They just reach over and eat
it or in offices. It's a big deal, right Yeah,
And especially if someone has their name on it and
you eat it. Dude, I'm like, who are you? Why?
Why would you want to eat someone else's food? Anyways,
that's disgusting that person. When they're trying to be polite
at dinner, they'll say, oh, do you want to try

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my food? Because they're hoping that you're going to say, oh,
do you want to try my food? Yeah? Well I
just asked, can I bite your food? Here's another big
a hole move, according to this list, passing somebody on
the road right on the freeway or a highway or
just whatever, and then going slower in front of them,
so you pass them and then go slower than they
were going. Oh my good check. I don't know why
people do that. I know. And it's like when somebody

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pulls out. When somebody pulls out, or like at a
light and they pull in front of you right and
then go slow and there's nobody behind. It's like you
couldn't have waited five seconds. Yeah, oh, it's so obnoxious.
And another thing on the list, one of the top
things on the list of the biggest a hole moves
you can do, according to this new survey, is try
to push through and exit a plane before it's your time.
Oh yoh, thank you for bringing up. Who does that? Why? Why? Why?

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Like and then you get stuck three rows ahead of
yours and then you feel like super awkward and everyone
around you was just glaring at you. Is so rude.
I'm always quick to jump up in the aisle when
the plane lands, but if I notice somebody coming down
from behind the plane, I wait for it and then
I just get it. I just jump out like a
linebacker and just said in front of them. Yeah, there

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was this one like older lady. Oh, she ticked me
off so bad. It's like she was far back, twenty
rows back. I started coming and then I was like,
ye yo, we all want to get off this plane.
Like she wasn't. There was no connection. Nobody said that.
She wasn't even in a rush. She was just like
walking right, she was trying to get ahead of everybody.
I'm like, no, that's rude. Yeah, And if it wasn't
for those people, we would leave Foster. Yeah, they down.

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I know, watching people get their luggage out of the
overhead carrier. Oh, when a plane lands, you realize how far,
how we have not evolved much as a species at all.
No one knows how to grab a handle while bad
right in text en four one O six one, what
some of your biggest pet peeves? And your phone prank
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