April 16, 2023 • 28 mins
I don't know who needs to hear this, but that 10 minutes extra of sleep when you hit the snooze button is definitely worth it! Unless you are Jubal Fresh and you are already running late... Along with that, Jubal Fresh is on the phone to tell someone that he stole all of their money in thier mattress in this Jubal Phone Prank, one of our listeners is on the phone because he is getting ghosted by someone who he went on a date with in this First Date Follow Up, but he doesn't believe he is actually getting ghosted! There is another listener on the phone to tell us their Dirty Little Secret about what they have been doing to their neighbors, and there is something that 54% of men are not doing in their daily routine!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I feel attacked. I feel personally attacked right now?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Who by somebody on the text message board at four
one oh six one. They text it in, I don't
know who needs to hear this, but working gas pumps
are not spaces for you to get your shopping done
at the gas station. Sorry about that? Call us up
eight A eight three four three one o six one
text in four one oh six one. It's I don't
know who needs to hear this, but the segment where
(00:27):
we say I don't know who needs to hear this
and then we tell the world exactly what we think
they should hear. So what do you think the world
needs to hear today? Eight to eight three four three
one o six one text in four one o six one.
Hello Gabriel, Hi, jewbl what's up, Gabriel? How are you?
What do you think the world needs to hear? Gabe?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I don't know who needs to hear? But if you
want to be some mar your yes day in school?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yes, yes, yes, that is great advice, Gabriel. Gabriel, how
old are you?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Nine years old?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You are so wise? Yeah, very wise? And also, Gabriel,
I don't know who needs to hear this, but pay
attention in math class. Otherwise you could be someone who's
an adult who has trouble with simple addition and only
made it to pre algebra and had to take a
class with eighth graders his senior year and sit in
the corner because he was cheating off of the eighth graders.
Bldly specific, it's weird. It's weird how specific that is.
(01:26):
I just know that's the thing that happened. Okay, thank
you for the phone called Gabriel, call us up eight
and eight three four three one O six one text
in four one O six one's I don't know who
needs to hear this, but the segment where we say
that and then tell everybody exactly what we think they
should hear. Nina, what do you think the world should
hear today? I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I don't know who needs to hear this, But that
extra ten minutes when you hit that snooze button is
worth it, because you know they always say, like, you
just got to get up right when the alarm goes off,
and you thin to be a more productive person.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Lies, just take that extra ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
It goes way far. My most productive days are the
days where I hit that snooze button.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Really?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Why when you need that extra energy to prepare yourself
for the day.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know I'm the opposite. I don't hit the snooze button.
I'm one of those people that's like, you get up
right away, you chuck a bottle of water, and then
you take a nice cold shower.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
No, I think is more productive than me, So maybe
I should take her advice. Call us up hey to
eight three four three six one, text in four one
o six one. What do you think the world needs
to hear today? Darius? What's up? Hey man?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
How you going? Not much? What do you think the
world needs to hear today?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I don't know who need to hit this, but do
not ever show up to the date hungry because I
want to be cool.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You want to be cool and eat slow and eat
you know, elegant and smooth with it.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I showed up to a date real.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Hungry one time and just threw down and just golf.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Down all the food. I felt real bad afterwards.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
I know she looked at me like an animal.
Speaker 9 (02:57):
Yeah, think she's cold or text me after that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Call us up eight and eight three four three one
six one. Text in four one O six one it's
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Victoria.
Speaker 10 (03:08):
Okay, So I don't know who needs to hear this,
but if you're running late, maybe don't stop and get
coffee from Starbucks on the way mm hmm, or else
your boss.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
We'll get it's a little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's an oddly specific one too. Is that what happened
to you this morning? Victoria?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Well, I gotta set yourself up for six.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, Jake, what do you think the world needs to
hear today?
Speaker 9 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:27):
I don't know who needs to hear this.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
But if you sign an NDA that means non disclosure agreement,
you don't take hush.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Money and then go blab about it on the internet. Yeah,
you don't say.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
You're gonna be quiet.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's not a contract and then go share all the
information with.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Everybody in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I feel like, you know who needs to hear that?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Somebody sex it in at four one O six one
and said I don't know who needs to hear this,
but please close your mouth while chewing.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Okay, say that louder for the people in the back.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It really bugs people when people chew with an open mouth. Yeah,
you sounds.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
You know.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I got whipped into shape real quick because my mom
is so irritated. I talk about my mom wat too much. Yes,
I know, but when I was little, she would yell
at me from upstairs.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Show if you're not close here, you jewy from upstairs?
From upstairs, why are you chewy?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
And I'm just like, oh shoot, I can't like now,
even as an adult, I can't chew without being like,
can you hear.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Me quietly by yourself somewhere just in the closet jeans? Sorry, Mom,
call us up eight eight three four three one six
one text ten four one six one. What do you
think the world needs to hear my? I don't know
who needs to hear this. Butt for today is I
don't know who needs to hear this, but everybody needs
to hear this, especially dudes. Get yourself a clutch bag.
(04:37):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I
get it, ladies, I get the clutch. If you don't
know what a clutch bag is, it's like the small
like it's like a big wallet. That's how you have
to rationalize it. If you're a guy, buying a clutch
it's a big wallet, and I bought one the other
day because I saw it, and I was like, you
know what, that would be cool because stuff's always falling
out of my pockets. I don't know who he's ears,
but they need put more zippers in pockets because stuff
(04:59):
always f out. And so I was like, oh, if
I got like a little clutch purse, then I could
put everything in the clutch purse. I could put the
clutch purse in my pocket or I could just carry
it in my hand and look like I'm from Europe
and I got one, and it's amazing. It's life changing.
What do you put in there right now? I have
credit cards, I have a key to my RV trailer,
(05:20):
I have my cell phone, and I think I have
a five dollars bill that fell out of my pocket
yesterday and I picked up and put in there. I did.
I did a little fist pump ball.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I was like, yes, that the Jubil Show on demand.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
It's another jewbile phone.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Frameriday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hello, Hey, this is Court with Compartments and uh we
had to break the lock, dude, so sorry about that,
but just know that everything's taken care of, and uh,
hopefully after the ten comes out this place, Uh, you
can come back in.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
What is this regarding? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I mean you know the notice?
Speaker 8 (06:03):
What notice? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, my name's court. I don't think we've ever met,
but like, yeah, I'm one of the maintenance guys in
your apartment building. Your address is four two oh yeah, apartment.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
That's my apartment. Yeah, what's going on? Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I just called to let you know. It's a care
of it. I had to break the lock though, because
it wasn't open like we asked, and then you know everything,
but hopefully we'll get it all figured out.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
So what are you taking care of? And why did
you break my lock?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What do you mean it was all in the notice?
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Dude? What notice are you talking about? I don't know
about a notice.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It was right the notice. I can't believe you didn't
notice the notice. I'm sorry, that's just sounds funny with
me that I said that. But hey, you had to
have known what was going on. There's no way. I
don't even know how. Everybody I was told everybody knew.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
What the are you talking about man, Like, I have
no idea what's going on? Why would you break into
my apartment?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Because the notice that you failed to notice, I guess
it's said to leave your doors on locked today and
you have to vacate the premises for at least three
weeks while we tent for the bed bugs. And unfortunately,
everybody's mattress has to be thrown out, so we had
to go in and get your mattresses. It hasn't been
tinted yet, but uh, we had to break the lock,
(07:17):
so that's fine. We won't charge you for that. We'll
put a new lock on. But I just had to
let you know.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Well, you're telling you're telling me you took my mattress.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
To everybody's mattress. Like that's the thing with bed bugs.
As soon as they're in there, they're there.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Man, Like, we have my mattress.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, but if you read the notice, we're going to
reimburse you for a new mattress. So that's cool. Like
it's not going to be any fancy thing.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Though, but mattress had every I had, I had things
in that mattress.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You can't just take bed bugs. Is probably because everybody's more.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Than bed bugs. Much more than bed bugs.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Dude, I'm sorry you didn't know. I don't know who
to talk to you about it. Uh, I don't know,
but I'm just allry.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
I don't care if you're sorry. What I mean? You're sorry?
I have cash in my mattress.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I know, I know, but it's we what do you what?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Was just? What do you mean? You know?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I mean, what are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Cash? No?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I didn't understand what you say.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
I had cash, cash, cash English cash.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah. Oh yeah, you took my cash. I took your mattress.
I didn't know what happened.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
But you said, you said, you know, you said you
know I had cash in there?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
So what do you say? Yeah? I was confused. I
took the mattress.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Okay, buddy, Yeah, where's Where's I didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Know that your mattress had five thousand dollars in it? Okay,
So I didn't know that, and I'm sorry about that.
Maybe they'll reimburse you.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Okay, how did you know there was five thousand cash
in there?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, you told me there was cash in there, and
so I just said, I know, right, Yeah, Well I
meant I know about the mattress.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
I didn't mean that you know, I said, I said
there was cash, You said five thousand cash? And how
would you know unless unless you took my money?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I mean, hey, I lucky, guess I guess. Hey. I
got to run though, because there's a few more mattresses
that I got to get, so I'm going to go.
And then I.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Said, what's your name? What's your what's your name?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Court quote? What a weird name? Who's who's named Court?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't even know? Yes, made up name? Uh? And
I sounded really confused, and I said that, and I
should probably not do that next time because it sounded
like I was making up that name Court, which I did,
because this isn't Court. This is actually Dubil from the
Jebel Show doing a phone break on you.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
What are you serious?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yes, your roommate Jared set you up. He said that
you keep catching your mattress. It's like in case you
need it, And so your mattress is not gone. I
did not take your five thousand dollars. And have you
ever heard of a bank?
Speaker 8 (09:33):
I don't trust banks, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
The Jubil Show on Demand first Day.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Follow up Jackson is on the phone today for a
first aid follow up, he's getting ghosted by a girl
named Erica Jackson. How are you?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I'm pretty good?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
How are you good? Man? We sound pretty good being ghosted.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
I don't know if it's truly ghosted, but maybe holding
off is what I hang Honestly.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
You don't know if you're getting ghosted or you don't
think getting ghosted.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
No, I don't think so. I just think.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
I mean, in short, it'll get into it. But I
think we just have a pretty strong connection and that
scared her.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
A little bit, which I totally get.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
I mean, I kind of get that pretty often.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So do you think that you scared her?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Maybe scared her is not the right word, but she
just said she wasn't currently looking for a relationship right now,
and I said that's fine.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Like I'm kind of figuring my own stuff out too.
But we had a really strong.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Connection, and I think because of that, she's like.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Oh, I probably can't hang out with that guy. We're all,
you know, not su around and fall in love.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
So so what happened on the date and leading up
to the date that makes you feel like she was
basically having a love at first sight moment and and
was fighting it.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
When we first met. We met up at We met
at this bar, and there was like a little it's
take it more like at the top is place. They
have cocktails, you know, all that good stuff. First she
came up to me really, you know, which I thought
was pretty cool, and we found out that we both
loved old fashions.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
And then she was like, well, what book are you reading?
You know, and so we hit it off a little
bit about that.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
And uh, you know, she asked me about the books.
She thought it was intriguing. So we hit it off
and I was like, well, yeah, let me get your number.
We ended up so basically we were back to the
same place.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
You know.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
We texted for a little bit and I was like, hey,
after like, you know, a couple of weeks of some
here and there texting.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But whatever, we were like. I was like, hey, you know,
I got some free times. Do you want to go
back out there?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
And uh, you know, get get a couple old fashions
and like a couple of small plates. We got a
pretty nice fancy shark.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Hootery board that they were doing.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
I thought we had some great conversation. Honestly, the girl
lived up, lit up the room. She was great, Uh,
we have to say some humor. She asked me about
my life a little bit, I asked about hers, and
then you know, I didn't really I definitely you know,
it was during the week, so we didn't stay super
late or whatever. But like I said, I thought it
(12:05):
went great. And then I just haven't heard from her since, so,
you know, to be honest, I think I do know
why she's ghosting, Like, and if I could just get
on the phone with her and have, you know, say
a couple of words, I think, you know, I think
she will be comfortable with the connection and you know,
and be okay with like potentially falling before me down
(12:27):
the road or even soon.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You think you know why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, And like I said, I mentioned this at the
beginning of the conversation. I really just think she's scared
of the connection that we have because I don't think
she's had that with anybody else recently, you know, at least.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
From what she said her dating experiences were.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
So you know, I feel like ultimately she's just hesitant
to continue to hang out with me for fear of
like getting in a relationship sooner than she wants to.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Interesting fall in love too. Quick.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Well, I mean this, this could be a really good thing.
You know, get these levers on the right path.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
You know.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
The thing is is like I kind of I get
this often, like most girls don't want to just.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Like mess around with me. They're like immediately they want
to be and you know, I mean, you know, I
have a lot of quality set people really like.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, so you got confidence too, that's good for you.
All Right, Well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you Jackson. We'll play a song come back,
and then call her and try to find out why
she's ghost to be. Okay, we'll get your first day
follow up next. If you're just joining us for today's
first date follow up, Jackson is on the phone, and
(13:44):
Jackson's a bit of a catch, and he's not getting
a call back from a date he went on with
a woman named Erica Jackson real quick. For anybody who's
just joining us, why don't you give us a recap
of your situation?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Yeah, you know, I met this girl at this cool
place set you know, we both go to We hit
it off on a book I'm reading that we like
old fashions with Basil Hayden.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I decided you know after a little while to meet
back up there with her. We did.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
We had a fancy sharkoot. It was fired. We had
a great yea two old fashions. I had great conversation,
and you know, I thought I was gonna, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Lead to another one. And I just haven't heard from her.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
And like I said, like I you know, I think
I don't know if I'm being ghosted. I think that
she's just scared to fall in love with me because
she said she didn't want to get into a relationship
Jesse yet with anyone.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And I really just need to probably get her on
the phone because I know I can make this happen.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
All right, Jackson, We're gonna call her right now. Are
you ready. We'll see if we can figure out why
she this ghost that.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Let's do it, all right? Hello, Hi, man, I speak
to Erica. Please. This is she Erica.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
How you?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
My name is Jewbul from a radio show called The
Jewel Show.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
He's not by himself. Erica, I'm Nana. I'm here to you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Hi Anna Viatoria.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
What is this about.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
We do a segment on our show and it's called
the First eight follow Up where if you go out
on a date with somebody and you end up getting ghosted,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got
an email about you from one of our listeners. They
say that you went out on a date and now
you're not calling them back.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yes? Do you know who that is?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
I think so? Yeah, my name's Jackson.
Speaker 11 (15:37):
Who was here?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Is that the only person you're ghosting?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
I wouldn't really consider it ghosting. I think it's just
something fizzling out.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I mean, it never was anything, So why do you
think that the fizzle has started?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Okay, so it is him?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yes, it is Jazz.
Speaker 9 (15:55):
Uh Okay, yeah, I mean I would say that we
had a nice little connection at first, you know, with
our cocktails and stuff. It was fun. But oh my gosh,
just the more I talked to him, the more just
crazy things he started saying that were just absolutely ridiculous,
Like what, flat out lying. He was just so like grandiose.
(16:20):
I mean he said that his something like great great
grandfather was the king of Egypt. I mean it was absurd.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Do you know that he was lying about that? That we
talked to Jackson. It seemed like a cool guy when
he was telling us about your date.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Yeah, well, I guess that's his initial charm. But yeah,
he told me that his great grandfather's name was Omari
and he was the king of Egypt, and you know,
I thought it was kind of crazy, but you know,
I did my research when I.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Got back home.
Speaker 9 (16:50):
No, there's no king Omari in Egypt. There's just not
It's just way too strange.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
What did you say to that, you know, like what happened?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That's a really big lie. Yeah, I mean that's a
big thing to lie about.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
I mean, he certainly acted like he was entitled to it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
What does that mean?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
He was very shall we say, confident.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
Confidence can be sexy too much.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Honestly, I really think he was just over compensating. Didn't feel,
for some reason, comfortable enough to be himself, so he
said all these other things like, oh, my great grandfather
is the king of Egypt, and well, my uncle he
is the owner of the jelly Belly company. To be honest,
(17:40):
just after that, I really had no desire to talk
to him anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Well, Erica, you're probably not gonna like this then, because
Jackson's actually on the phone. He's been listening to this
whole time and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Hold time.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
So anyways, those emails are real.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
And also it was not a Maari, it was Omir.
So I don't even know if you typed in the
right thing, but like it.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Sounds like you didn't really do your research in the
right way because you would have totally found my family's
lineage in Egypt and they're not even taking they're pharaohs.
And I said that in the first place, so clearly
you have no confidence in me, so I.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Had to have all the confidence because like, you know,
you don't even believe in me.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Jackson.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You did say that you believe that she did have
feelings for you, though I know she does.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
She's even she's just dialing more into that, saying that
it's not true about all this stuff, but it's really.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Because she just has feelings for me.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
So like, okay, but like do you even hear yourself?
Just the way you're talking about yourself is just so
unbelievably self important, Like how dare I not believe you're
in inheritance? And like that stuff shouldn't matter.
Speaker 12 (19:03):
You can't say you're giving someone the benefit of the
doubt when you're like gave him the benefit of the
doubt fifteen seconds, Like you literally probably got in your
uber and like went on.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
To Google search. Like this just doesn't even make sense,
Like you know, we had a real connection.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Oh my gosh, Okay, clearly we're not on the same
page here.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Like I said, I do have like a pretty good
amount of the inheritance over the long.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
Ser again with the inheritance, I'm.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Just saying, I thought you said you were looking for
like a stable guy and everything.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
So no, I said, I wasn't looking for anything serious
right now. And also, by the way, a stable guy
would not feel the need to reassure me that he's
so stable.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Oh here, come on, just like I mean, you're only
lying to yourself at this point.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Like I don't buy it. They don't buy like really,
like I.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Know you have feelings for me, and I know it's
scared you that I come from royalty and like you
could be an heiress to that, but like you really
just you know, you need to just dig deep within
yourself right now, you know, and and really get in
your heart and uh, they just give this a real chance,
(20:23):
because I know you want to you and I both
know that you want to.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, Erica, would you like another date with Jackson? We'll
pay for it.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Uh yeah, no, And actually I have to go right now.
I have somewhere to be.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And she hung up.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
Oh jack tooka She's just gonna call me back.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
I'm pretty certain of it.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
But you heard of Clayback.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
I mean, you know, just a little uh Russell and
Tussles has never heard of anything true. Chivalry isn't dead.
As I told you, I come from royalty. We court
women around here.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Did you bill show on demand Jewels dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Hey, what's up? This is the Jewbel Show? And you
texted us at four one o six one and said
he had a dirty little secret. So we decided to
call you right now and ask you what your dirty
little secret is?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Y Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 11 (21:26):
Hi, yeah, sorry, I forgot so they did that.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Well, are you available? Are you available? Can you tell
us your y little secret right now?
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (21:36):
Yeah, I think my neighbor is gone, so I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You your neighbor's gone.
Speaker 11 (21:43):
Yeah, it's my ups upstairs neighbor. He's he's kind of
the worst, you know, it's like parties really late and
he's just like not respectful at all.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
And you know, I haven't like talked to him about it.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
I just tried to let him go. But it's you know,
annoying anyway, Like he was going out of town and
he gave me this, He gave me a key because
I was like going to feed his cat over the weekends.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Because I'm a good neighbor.
Speaker 11 (22:08):
And and so I went up there, and this guy's like,
he's just like mister organic everything, Like his groceries are
just like the best, and you know, he boast about
it all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Ragging about the groceries.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
I mean, that's what I do.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
And and he's just like, you know, mister the best
for everything, you know. And so I went up there
and opened the fridge and just saw all these nice groceries.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
So you know, I like swapped out a few.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
Oh so you're saying, when you went to feed his cat,
you took your bad groceries and swapped him out.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
He took his groceries, Yeah, and I should clarify, I
took all of his groceries, all all.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Of his every single thing that he had.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
I swapped him all out.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah. Don't you think he's gonna say something. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
I mean, he's definitely gonna notice, but I'm moving in
two months, so you know, I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Okay, all right, well thanks for telling us you your
little secret.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Are you disgusting? It's the Jewbile Show. Fifty four percent
of young men have completely left one step out of
their self care routine. I don't know what it is yet,
but according to Nina, it's gross and I want to
see if I've cut this out of my routine. Also,
what is the one thing that you have to do
every single day? Call us up eight eight eight three
(23:35):
four three one oh six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. I'm excited to see
if you're what this is, Nina, That's all I have.
It was Nina throughout a little teaser. It was like,
fifty four percent of men have completely let the step
out of their self care routine and it's gross. It
is and I don't know what it is, so I
need to know.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
It makes no sense to me because these men are
not brushing their teeth daily.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
What how do you do that?
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Rad?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Why are you saying? Brad is quiet? And he gave
a little smirk like.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, you don't brush your teeth every day. Sometimes it happens. Yeah,
when I was growing up, my parents didn't really emphasize
this at all, and it's actually a hard habit for
me to start doing. I did today though. Oh that's good, No, great.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Producer, Brads. It's right next to me, by the way.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Nina's all of a sudden moving to the other side
of the stadio.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
It was never instilled in me as a child, and
my mom lost her teeth at like twenty four, so
she didn't care.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
A crab right, Wow, that's crazy. Okay, Yes, I do
brush my teeth every day, every single day, multiple times
a day. I brush my teeth a lot. I use
mouthwashed a lot by too much. Actually, I don't know
if you can use mouthwash too much. I know you
can brush your teeth too much. You can use mouthwash
too much. I know because I've done it. It kind
of like burns the inside of your mouth at a
certain point and it starts to get all peey, like
(24:45):
I don't know what it does, not as much as
I used to, not as much as I used to.
I was like, why is my mouth heard? And wiarts
my mouth falling out saw mouthwashing so much.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
If you don't know this already about Jeweble, then you're
gonna learn today.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Jewbol has no problem putting anything in.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
His mouth.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
This morning, Okay, not dirty.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
He came in this morning with ginger root, and now
he's talking about mouthwashed so much that his mouth is
getting cut up.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, so I do have a problem putting things in
my mouth. What would be taken out of context? Yeah,
but it'll make sense in any context you use it.
Just so, Brad, when you leave the house, if you
forgot to brush your teeth, when do you notice immediately?
And I go another day of hating myself? Okay, punish
(25:40):
yoursel yeah every day? Yeah, call us up eight at
eight three four three one o six one if you
also don't brush your teeth every day. Just want to
know the why behind it. That's all. Just make it
make sense a little bit. Hey, Alec good man, thank
you for your phone call. What is the one thing
that you have to do every single day?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
One thing you have to.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Do every single day is definitely take a shower?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, definitely. I also think I take too many of those.
How many showers a day? Are you at? Alec?
Speaker 8 (26:07):
Usually free.
Speaker 11 (26:08):
Honestly, if I don't take as these two showers.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
My girlfriend's going, what is going on with you?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Does she take as many showers as you do?
Speaker 7 (26:17):
She takes just as many showers as I do.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Just about you or three as well?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Have time for that. I will say, I don't take
a shower every day.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You don't know, see I don't. I've never understood that.
I've always had to take a shower every day, even
when I was a kid. I have a steps on
and he showers pretty much every day now, But when
he was younger, that dude never wanted to shower. Kids
hate showering, and it doesn't make any sense to me.
That's into their fun time. You know, I get you
can have fun in the shower, even if as an adults,
you can have fun in the shower. He got mad.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
I can make toys in there.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I you know, I'm a creative person, so I like
to come up with ideas, and I get my best
ideas in the shower. So if I'm ever not thinking
of anything, I go take a I take a notepad
with me and I take it in the shower. Usually
I go, that was stupid to take a notepad because
now my notepad's all wet. I have to get out,
get the flour wet, type a note on my phone
and get back in. It's not the best way to
do it, but always lay. And that's why I can't
(27:12):
remember any of the ideas that I have. Like I
finally got an idea, but my paper is all wet
and the mink is runny. Call us say hey me
three for three to six one, text in four one
o six one, Hey Gabby, Yeah, what's the one thing
that you just have to do every single day?
Speaker 9 (27:26):
I'm calling because my daughter, she's twenty, and she does
not brush her teeth.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Okay, wow, what's her name?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
How do you know? Does she tell you? This is Nina?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Also, nice to meet you, But does she tell you
she doesn't?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
You just know?
Speaker 12 (27:45):
Well, we just moved out, so like when she was
living here, I would know.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
But even after she moved out, you could tell like
her bressible step.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Okay, I mean.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
That would be motivation enough for me to brush my teeth.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And according to its, fifty four percent of young men
I stopped brushing their teeth every day. Somebody texted in
at four o six one and said, I'm twenty seven
and I only brushed my teeth three to four times
a week, and I've never had a cavity before. What
is why though?
Speaker 10 (28:15):
What is the printing teeth every single day? And I
have so many cavities.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I have had all the cavities. Yeah, and I saw
cavities if you had, my mouth's a mess. Oh okay.
I was thinking it was going to be like I've
never had You're like, dude, I've got a lot right now.
They're surprised that didn't tee. They even hanging in there.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
The Jubile Show on demand
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I feel attacked. I feel personally attacked right now?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Who by somebody on the text message board at four
one oh six one. They text it in, I don't
know who needs to hear this, but working gas pumps
are not spaces for you to get your shopping done
at the gas station. Sorry about that? Call us up
eight A eight three four three one o six one
text in four one oh six one. It's I don't
know who needs to hear this, but the segment where
(00:27):
we say I don't know who needs to hear this
and then we tell the world exactly what we think
they should hear. So what do you think the world
needs to hear today? Eight to eight three four three
one o six one text in four one o six one.
Hello Gabriel, Hi, jewbl what's up, Gabriel? How are you?
What do you think the world needs to hear? Gabe?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I don't know who needs to hear? But if you
want to be some mar your yes day in school?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yes, yes, yes, that is great advice, Gabriel. Gabriel, how
old are you?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Nine years old?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You are so wise? Yeah, very wise? And also, Gabriel,
I don't know who needs to hear this, but pay
attention in math class. Otherwise you could be someone who's
an adult who has trouble with simple addition and only
made it to pre algebra and had to take a
class with eighth graders his senior year and sit in
the corner because he was cheating off of the eighth graders.
Bldly specific, it's weird. It's weird how specific that is.
(01:26):
I just know that's the thing that happened. Okay, thank
you for the phone called Gabriel, call us up eight
and eight three four three one O six one text
in four one O six one's I don't know who
needs to hear this, but the segment where we say
that and then tell everybody exactly what we think they
should hear. Nina, what do you think the world should
hear today? I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I don't know who needs to hear this, But that
extra ten minutes when you hit that snooze button is
worth it, because you know they always say, like, you
just got to get up right when the alarm goes off,
and you thin to be a more productive person.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Lies, just take that extra ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
It goes way far. My most productive days are the
days where I hit that snooze button.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Really?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Why when you need that extra energy to prepare yourself
for the day.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know I'm the opposite. I don't hit the snooze button.
I'm one of those people that's like, you get up
right away, you chuck a bottle of water, and then
you take a nice cold shower.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
No, I think is more productive than me, So maybe
I should take her advice. Call us up hey to
eight three four three six one, text in four one
o six one. What do you think the world needs
to hear today? Darius? What's up? Hey man?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
How you going? Not much? What do you think the
world needs to hear today?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I don't know who need to hit this, but do
not ever show up to the date hungry because I
want to be cool.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You want to be cool and eat slow and eat
you know, elegant and smooth with it.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I showed up to a date real.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Hungry one time and just threw down and just golf.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Down all the food. I felt real bad afterwards.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
I know she looked at me like an animal.
Speaker 9 (02:57):
Yeah, think she's cold or text me after that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Call us up eight and eight three four three one
six one. Text in four one O six one it's
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Victoria.
Speaker 10 (03:08):
Okay, So I don't know who needs to hear this,
but if you're running late, maybe don't stop and get
coffee from Starbucks on the way mm hmm, or else
your boss.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
We'll get it's a little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's an oddly specific one too. Is that what happened
to you this morning? Victoria?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Well, I gotta set yourself up for six.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, Jake, what do you think the world needs to
hear today?
Speaker 9 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:27):
I don't know who needs to hear this.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
But if you sign an NDA that means non disclosure agreement,
you don't take hush.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Money and then go blab about it on the internet. Yeah,
you don't say.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
You're gonna be quiet.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's not a contract and then go share all the
information with.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Everybody in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I feel like, you know who needs to hear that?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Somebody sex it in at four one O six one
and said I don't know who needs to hear this,
but please close your mouth while chewing.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Okay, say that louder for the people in the back.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It really bugs people when people chew with an open mouth. Yeah,
you sounds.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
You know.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I got whipped into shape real quick because my mom
is so irritated. I talk about my mom wat too much. Yes,
I know, but when I was little, she would yell
at me from upstairs.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Show if you're not close here, you jewy from upstairs?
From upstairs, why are you chewy?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
And I'm just like, oh shoot, I can't like now,
even as an adult, I can't chew without being like,
can you hear.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Me quietly by yourself somewhere just in the closet jeans? Sorry, Mom,
call us up eight eight three four three one six
one text ten four one six one. What do you
think the world needs to hear my? I don't know
who needs to hear this. Butt for today is I
don't know who needs to hear this, but everybody needs
to hear this, especially dudes. Get yourself a clutch bag.
(04:37):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I
get it, ladies, I get the clutch. If you don't
know what a clutch bag is, it's like the small
like it's like a big wallet. That's how you have
to rationalize it. If you're a guy, buying a clutch
it's a big wallet, and I bought one the other
day because I saw it, and I was like, you
know what, that would be cool because stuff's always falling
out of my pockets. I don't know who he's ears,
but they need put more zippers in pockets because stuff
(04:59):
always f out. And so I was like, oh, if
I got like a little clutch purse, then I could
put everything in the clutch purse. I could put the
clutch purse in my pocket or I could just carry
it in my hand and look like I'm from Europe
and I got one, and it's amazing. It's life changing.
What do you put in there right now? I have
credit cards, I have a key to my RV trailer,
(05:20):
I have my cell phone, and I think I have
a five dollars bill that fell out of my pocket
yesterday and I picked up and put in there. I did.
I did a little fist pump ball.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I was like, yes, that the Jubil Show on demand.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
It's another jewbile phone.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Frameriday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hello, Hey, this is Court with Compartments and uh we
had to break the lock, dude, so sorry about that,
but just know that everything's taken care of, and uh,
hopefully after the ten comes out this place, Uh, you
can come back in.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
What is this regarding? What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I mean you know the notice?
Speaker 8 (06:03):
What notice? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, my name's court. I don't think we've ever met,
but like, yeah, I'm one of the maintenance guys in
your apartment building. Your address is four two oh yeah, apartment.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
That's my apartment. Yeah, what's going on? Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I just called to let you know. It's a care
of it. I had to break the lock though, because
it wasn't open like we asked, and then you know everything,
but hopefully we'll get it all figured out.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
So what are you taking care of? And why did
you break my lock?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
What do you mean it was all in the notice?
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Dude? What notice are you talking about? I don't know
about a notice.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It was right the notice. I can't believe you didn't
notice the notice. I'm sorry, that's just sounds funny with
me that I said that. But hey, you had to
have known what was going on. There's no way. I
don't even know how. Everybody I was told everybody knew.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
What the are you talking about man, Like, I have
no idea what's going on? Why would you break into
my apartment?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Because the notice that you failed to notice, I guess
it's said to leave your doors on locked today and
you have to vacate the premises for at least three
weeks while we tent for the bed bugs. And unfortunately,
everybody's mattress has to be thrown out, so we had
to go in and get your mattresses. It hasn't been
tinted yet, but uh, we had to break the lock,
(07:17):
so that's fine. We won't charge you for that. We'll
put a new lock on. But I just had to
let you know.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
Well, you're telling you're telling me you took my mattress.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
To everybody's mattress. Like that's the thing with bed bugs.
As soon as they're in there, they're there.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Man, Like, we have my mattress.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, but if you read the notice, we're going to
reimburse you for a new mattress. So that's cool. Like
it's not going to be any fancy thing.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Though, but mattress had every I had, I had things
in that mattress.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You can't just take bed bugs. Is probably because everybody's more.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Than bed bugs. Much more than bed bugs.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Dude, I'm sorry you didn't know. I don't know who
to talk to you about it. Uh, I don't know,
but I'm just allry.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
I don't care if you're sorry. What I mean? You're sorry?
I have cash in my mattress.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I know, I know, but it's we what do you what?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Was just? What do you mean? You know?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I mean, what are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Cash? No?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I didn't understand what you say.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
I had cash, cash, cash English cash.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah. Oh yeah, you took my cash. I took your mattress.
I didn't know what happened.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
But you said, you said, you know, you said you
know I had cash in there?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
So what do you say? Yeah? I was confused. I
took the mattress.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Okay, buddy, Yeah, where's Where's I didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Know that your mattress had five thousand dollars in it? Okay,
So I didn't know that, and I'm sorry about that.
Maybe they'll reimburse you.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Okay, how did you know there was five thousand cash
in there?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, you told me there was cash in there, and
so I just said, I know, right, Yeah, Well I
meant I know about the mattress.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
I didn't mean that you know, I said, I said
there was cash, You said five thousand cash? And how
would you know unless unless you took my money?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I mean, hey, I lucky, guess I guess. Hey. I
got to run though, because there's a few more mattresses
that I got to get, so I'm going to go.
And then I.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Said, what's your name? What's your what's your name?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Court quote? What a weird name? Who's who's named Court?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't even know? Yes, made up name? Uh? And
I sounded really confused, and I said that, and I
should probably not do that next time because it sounded
like I was making up that name Court, which I did,
because this isn't Court. This is actually Dubil from the
Jebel Show doing a phone break on you.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
What are you serious?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yes, your roommate Jared set you up. He said that
you keep catching your mattress. It's like in case you
need it, And so your mattress is not gone. I
did not take your five thousand dollars. And have you
ever heard of a bank?
Speaker 8 (09:33):
I don't trust banks, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
The Jubil Show on Demand first Day.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Follow up Jackson is on the phone today for a
first aid follow up, he's getting ghosted by a girl
named Erica Jackson. How are you?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I'm pretty good?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
How are you good? Man? We sound pretty good being ghosted.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
I don't know if it's truly ghosted, but maybe holding
off is what I hang Honestly.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
You don't know if you're getting ghosted or you don't
think getting ghosted.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
No, I don't think so. I just think.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
I mean, in short, it'll get into it. But I
think we just have a pretty strong connection and that
scared her.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
A little bit, which I totally get.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
I mean, I kind of get that pretty often.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So do you think that you scared her?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Maybe scared her is not the right word, but she
just said she wasn't currently looking for a relationship right now,
and I said that's fine.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Like I'm kind of figuring my own stuff out too.
But we had a really strong.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Connection, and I think because of that, she's like.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Oh, I probably can't hang out with that guy. We're all,
you know, not su around and fall in love.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
So so what happened on the date and leading up
to the date that makes you feel like she was
basically having a love at first sight moment and and
was fighting it.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
When we first met. We met up at We met
at this bar, and there was like a little it's
take it more like at the top is place. They
have cocktails, you know, all that good stuff. First she
came up to me really, you know, which I thought
was pretty cool, and we found out that we both
loved old fashions.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
And then she was like, well, what book are you reading?
You know, and so we hit it off a little
bit about that.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
And uh, you know, she asked me about the books.
She thought it was intriguing. So we hit it off
and I was like, well, yeah, let me get your number.
We ended up so basically we were back to the
same place.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
You know.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
We texted for a little bit and I was like, hey,
after like, you know, a couple of weeks of some
here and there texting.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But whatever, we were like. I was like, hey, you know,
I got some free times. Do you want to go
back out there?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
And uh, you know, get get a couple old fashions
and like a couple of small plates. We got a
pretty nice fancy shark.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Hootery board that they were doing.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
I thought we had some great conversation. Honestly, the girl
lived up, lit up the room. She was great, Uh,
we have to say some humor. She asked me about
my life a little bit, I asked about hers, and
then you know, I didn't really I definitely you know,
it was during the week, so we didn't stay super
late or whatever. But like I said, I thought it
(12:05):
went great. And then I just haven't heard from her since, so,
you know, to be honest, I think I do know
why she's ghosting, Like, and if I could just get
on the phone with her and have, you know, say
a couple of words, I think, you know, I think
she will be comfortable with the connection and you know,
and be okay with like potentially falling before me down
(12:27):
the road or even soon.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You think you know why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, And like I said, I mentioned this at the
beginning of the conversation. I really just think she's scared
of the connection that we have because I don't think
she's had that with anybody else recently, you know, at least.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
From what she said her dating experiences were.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
So you know, I feel like ultimately she's just hesitant
to continue to hang out with me for fear of
like getting in a relationship sooner than she wants to.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Interesting fall in love too. Quick.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Well, I mean this, this could be a really good thing.
You know, get these levers on the right path.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
You know.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
The thing is is like I kind of I get
this often, like most girls don't want to just.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Like mess around with me. They're like immediately they want
to be and you know, I mean, you know, I
have a lot of quality set people really like.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, so you got confidence too, that's good for you.
All Right, Well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you Jackson. We'll play a song come back,
and then call her and try to find out why
she's ghost to be. Okay, we'll get your first day
follow up next. If you're just joining us for today's
first date follow up, Jackson is on the phone, and
(13:44):
Jackson's a bit of a catch, and he's not getting
a call back from a date he went on with
a woman named Erica Jackson real quick. For anybody who's
just joining us, why don't you give us a recap
of your situation?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Yeah, you know, I met this girl at this cool
place set you know, we both go to We hit
it off on a book I'm reading that we like
old fashions with Basil Hayden.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I decided you know after a little while to meet
back up there with her. We did.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
We had a fancy sharkoot. It was fired. We had
a great yea two old fashions. I had great conversation,
and you know, I thought I was gonna, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Lead to another one. And I just haven't heard from her.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
And like I said, like I you know, I think
I don't know if I'm being ghosted. I think that
she's just scared to fall in love with me because
she said she didn't want to get into a relationship
Jesse yet with anyone.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And I really just need to probably get her on
the phone because I know I can make this happen.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
All right, Jackson, We're gonna call her right now. Are
you ready. We'll see if we can figure out why
she this ghost that.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Let's do it, all right? Hello, Hi, man, I speak
to Erica. Please. This is she Erica.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
How you?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
My name is Jewbul from a radio show called The
Jewel Show.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
He's not by himself. Erica, I'm Nana. I'm here to you.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Hi Anna Viatoria.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
What is this about.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
We do a segment on our show and it's called
the First eight follow Up where if you go out
on a date with somebody and you end up getting ghosted,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got
an email about you from one of our listeners. They
say that you went out on a date and now
you're not calling them back.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yes? Do you know who that is?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
I think so? Yeah, my name's Jackson.
Speaker 11 (15:37):
Who was here?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Is that the only person you're ghosting?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
I wouldn't really consider it ghosting. I think it's just
something fizzling out.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I mean, it never was anything, So why do you
think that the fizzle has started?
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Okay, so it is him?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yes, it is Jazz.
Speaker 9 (15:55):
Uh Okay, yeah, I mean I would say that we
had a nice little connection at first, you know, with
our cocktails and stuff. It was fun. But oh my gosh,
just the more I talked to him, the more just
crazy things he started saying that were just absolutely ridiculous,
Like what, flat out lying. He was just so like grandiose.
(16:20):
I mean he said that his something like great great
grandfather was the king of Egypt. I mean it was absurd.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Do you know that he was lying about that? That we
talked to Jackson. It seemed like a cool guy when
he was telling us about your date.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Yeah, well, I guess that's his initial charm. But yeah,
he told me that his great grandfather's name was Omari
and he was the king of Egypt, and you know,
I thought it was kind of crazy, but you know,
I did my research when I.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Got back home.
Speaker 9 (16:50):
No, there's no king Omari in Egypt. There's just not
It's just way too strange.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
What did you say to that, you know, like what happened?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That's a really big lie. Yeah, I mean that's a
big thing to lie about.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
I mean, he certainly acted like he was entitled to it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
What does that mean?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
He was very shall we say, confident.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
Confidence can be sexy too much.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Honestly, I really think he was just over compensating. Didn't feel,
for some reason, comfortable enough to be himself, so he
said all these other things like, oh, my great grandfather
is the king of Egypt, and well, my uncle he
is the owner of the jelly Belly company. To be honest,
(17:40):
just after that, I really had no desire to talk
to him anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Well, Erica, you're probably not gonna like this then, because
Jackson's actually on the phone. He's been listening to this
whole time and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Hold time.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
So anyways, those emails are real.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
And also it was not a Maari, it was Omir.
So I don't even know if you typed in the
right thing, but like it.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Sounds like you didn't really do your research in the
right way because you would have totally found my family's
lineage in Egypt and they're not even taking they're pharaohs.
And I said that in the first place, so clearly
you have no confidence in me, so I.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Had to have all the confidence because like, you know,
you don't even believe in me.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Jackson.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You did say that you believe that she did have
feelings for you, though I know she does.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
She's even she's just dialing more into that, saying that
it's not true about all this stuff, but it's really.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Because she just has feelings for me.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
So like, okay, but like do you even hear yourself?
Just the way you're talking about yourself is just so
unbelievably self important, Like how dare I not believe you're
in inheritance? And like that stuff shouldn't matter.
Speaker 12 (19:03):
You can't say you're giving someone the benefit of the
doubt when you're like gave him the benefit of the
doubt fifteen seconds, Like you literally probably got in your
uber and like went on.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
To Google search. Like this just doesn't even make sense,
Like you know, we had a real connection.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Oh my gosh, Okay, clearly we're not on the same
page here.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Like I said, I do have like a pretty good
amount of the inheritance over the long.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
Ser again with the inheritance, I'm.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Just saying, I thought you said you were looking for
like a stable guy and everything.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
So no, I said, I wasn't looking for anything serious
right now. And also, by the way, a stable guy
would not feel the need to reassure me that he's
so stable.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Oh here, come on, just like I mean, you're only
lying to yourself at this point.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Like I don't buy it. They don't buy like really,
like I.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
Know you have feelings for me, and I know it's
scared you that I come from royalty and like you
could be an heiress to that, but like you really
just you know, you need to just dig deep within
yourself right now, you know, and and really get in
your heart and uh, they just give this a real chance,
(20:23):
because I know you want to you and I both
know that you want to.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, Erica, would you like another date with Jackson? We'll
pay for it.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Uh yeah, no, And actually I have to go right now.
I have somewhere to be.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And she hung up.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
Oh jack tooka She's just gonna call me back.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
I'm pretty certain of it.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
But you heard of Clayback.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
I mean, you know, just a little uh Russell and
Tussles has never heard of anything true. Chivalry isn't dead.
As I told you, I come from royalty. We court
women around here.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Did you bill show on demand Jewels dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Hey, what's up? This is the Jewbel Show? And you
texted us at four one o six one and said
he had a dirty little secret. So we decided to
call you right now and ask you what your dirty
little secret is?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Y Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 11 (21:26):
Hi, yeah, sorry, I forgot so they did that.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Well, are you available? Are you available? Can you tell
us your y little secret right now?
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (21:36):
Yeah, I think my neighbor is gone, so I'll tell.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You your neighbor's gone.
Speaker 11 (21:43):
Yeah, it's my ups upstairs neighbor. He's he's kind of
the worst, you know, it's like parties really late and
he's just like not respectful at all.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
And you know, I haven't like talked to him about it.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
I just tried to let him go. But it's you know,
annoying anyway, Like he was going out of town and
he gave me this, He gave me a key because
I was like going to feed his cat over the weekends.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Because I'm a good neighbor.
Speaker 11 (22:08):
And and so I went up there, and this guy's like,
he's just like mister organic everything, Like his groceries are
just like the best, and you know, he boast about
it all the time.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Ragging about the groceries.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
I mean, that's what I do.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
And and he's just like, you know, mister the best
for everything, you know. And so I went up there
and opened the fridge and just saw all these nice groceries.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
So you know, I like swapped out a few.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
Oh so you're saying, when you went to feed his cat,
you took your bad groceries and swapped him out.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
He took his groceries, Yeah, and I should clarify, I
took all of his groceries, all all.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Of his every single thing that he had.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
I swapped him all out.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah. Don't you think he's gonna say something. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:03):
I mean, he's definitely gonna notice, but I'm moving in
two months, so you know, I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Okay, all right, well thanks for telling us you your
little secret.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Are you disgusting? It's the Jewbile Show. Fifty four percent
of young men have completely left one step out of
their self care routine. I don't know what it is yet,
but according to Nina, it's gross and I want to
see if I've cut this out of my routine. Also,
what is the one thing that you have to do
every single day? Call us up eight eight eight three
(23:35):
four three one oh six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. I'm excited to see
if you're what this is, Nina, That's all I have.
It was Nina throughout a little teaser. It was like,
fifty four percent of men have completely let the step
out of their self care routine and it's gross. It
is and I don't know what it is, so I
need to know.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
It makes no sense to me because these men are
not brushing their teeth daily.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
What how do you do that?
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Rad?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Why are you saying? Brad is quiet? And he gave
a little smirk like.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, you don't brush your teeth every day. Sometimes it happens. Yeah,
when I was growing up, my parents didn't really emphasize
this at all, and it's actually a hard habit for
me to start doing. I did today though. Oh that's good, No, great.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Producer, Brads. It's right next to me, by the way.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Nina's all of a sudden moving to the other side
of the stadio.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
It was never instilled in me as a child, and
my mom lost her teeth at like twenty four, so
she didn't care.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
A crab right, Wow, that's crazy. Okay, Yes, I do
brush my teeth every day, every single day, multiple times
a day. I brush my teeth a lot. I use
mouthwashed a lot by too much. Actually, I don't know
if you can use mouthwash too much. I know you
can brush your teeth too much. You can use mouthwash
too much. I know because I've done it. It kind
of like burns the inside of your mouth at a
certain point and it starts to get all peey, like
(24:45):
I don't know what it does, not as much as
I used to, not as much as I used to.
I was like, why is my mouth heard? And wiarts
my mouth falling out saw mouthwashing so much.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
If you don't know this already about Jeweble, then you're
gonna learn today.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Jewbol has no problem putting anything in.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
His mouth.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
This morning, Okay, not dirty.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
He came in this morning with ginger root, and now
he's talking about mouthwashed so much that his mouth is
getting cut up.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, so I do have a problem putting things in
my mouth. What would be taken out of context? Yeah,
but it'll make sense in any context you use it.
Just so, Brad, when you leave the house, if you
forgot to brush your teeth, when do you notice immediately?
And I go another day of hating myself? Okay, punish
(25:40):
yoursel yeah every day? Yeah, call us up eight at
eight three four three one o six one if you
also don't brush your teeth every day. Just want to
know the why behind it. That's all. Just make it
make sense a little bit. Hey, Alec good man, thank
you for your phone call. What is the one thing
that you have to do every single day?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
One thing you have to.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Do every single day is definitely take a shower?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, definitely. I also think I take too many of those.
How many showers a day? Are you at? Alec?
Speaker 8 (26:07):
Usually free.
Speaker 11 (26:08):
Honestly, if I don't take as these two showers.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
My girlfriend's going, what is going on with you?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Does she take as many showers as you do?
Speaker 7 (26:17):
She takes just as many showers as I do.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Just about you or three as well?
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Have time for that. I will say, I don't take
a shower every day.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You don't know, see I don't. I've never understood that.
I've always had to take a shower every day, even
when I was a kid. I have a steps on
and he showers pretty much every day now, But when
he was younger, that dude never wanted to shower. Kids
hate showering, and it doesn't make any sense to me.
That's into their fun time. You know, I get you
can have fun in the shower, even if as an adults,
you can have fun in the shower. He got mad.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
I can make toys in there.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I you know, I'm a creative person, so I like
to come up with ideas, and I get my best
ideas in the shower. So if I'm ever not thinking
of anything, I go take a I take a notepad
with me and I take it in the shower. Usually
I go, that was stupid to take a notepad because
now my notepad's all wet. I have to get out,
get the flour wet, type a note on my phone
and get back in. It's not the best way to
do it, but always lay. And that's why I can't
(27:12):
remember any of the ideas that I have. Like I
finally got an idea, but my paper is all wet
and the mink is runny. Call us say hey me
three for three to six one, text in four one
o six one, Hey Gabby, Yeah, what's the one thing
that you just have to do every single day?
Speaker 9 (27:26):
I'm calling because my daughter, she's twenty, and she does
not brush her teeth.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Okay, wow, what's her name?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
How do you know? Does she tell you? This is Nina?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Also, nice to meet you, But does she tell you
she doesn't?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
You just know?
Speaker 12 (27:45):
Well, we just moved out, so like when she was
living here, I would know.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
But even after she moved out, you could tell like
her bressible step.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Okay, I mean.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
That would be motivation enough for me to brush my teeth.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And according to its, fifty four percent of young men
I stopped brushing their teeth every day. Somebody texted in
at four o six one and said, I'm twenty seven
and I only brushed my teeth three to four times
a week, and I've never had a cavity before. What
is why though?
Speaker 10 (28:15):
What is the printing teeth every single day? And I
have so many cavities.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I have had all the cavities. Yeah, and I saw
cavities if you had, my mouth's a mess. Oh okay.
I was thinking it was going to be like I've
never had You're like, dude, I've got a lot right now.
They're surprised that didn't tee. They even hanging in there.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
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