May 2, 2023 • 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for what's trending with Nina? Nina, what's trending?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Dinks? Dinks are trending. You haven't heard of dinks. They've
been taking over TikTok for a while, but actually this
is the first I've heard of dinks too, and you
probably know some danks. I was going to say, also
sounds very offensive. It's not offensive. It's actually a new
(00:24):
parenting trend or not parenting trend. Dinks stands for you
know what it is, double income, no kids. Oh, there's
a lot of dinks out there. So thanks to inflation,
high childcare costs, you know, economic uncertainty and so on,
there have been a lot of double income households, usually
(00:44):
upper class, that have been taking advantage of this and
of course, you know, eating, traveling, living their best lives.
But now they're identifying themselves as dinks. There's a name
for everything.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, so is a what about us?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Sick? Our sick sink? Sick?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Single income couple kids?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh so you sick? S I c K. Okay, you
could be sick, but then if it's like single no.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Kids, Sorry I can't go out this weekend. I'm a sick.
You're feeling sick. No, I'm single income. Couple kids.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Sinks are cool too, though, yeah they are single income.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No kids, ye sink, crowd sink, come here now for now,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't want to be a sink forever. Pause.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
In other words, one, if you want to get into pregnant,
and that's what's tending, it's time for your chance at
one thousand dollars with the jubil cash code.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know what's the code, bills, bills, b I l LS.
Use that, enter it in it hits one O six
one Seattle dot com for your chance went one thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Alright, good luck. Also Texas and textas about the other thing,
which part, It's time for what's trending with Nina, Nina,
what's trending?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'll tell you what's trending, and it's reruns. Brace yourself
for some potential TV reruns of your favorite shows. Because
the Writers Guild has called for a strike, so the
walkouts have begun, and it affects mostly like Late night TV,
Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, all of them.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And then maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
They're assuming that it might actually affect SNL this weekend too,
where Pete Davidson is supposed to be doing a guest
appearance or hosting or whatever, and so if they don't
have their writers, that's gonna end up being a rerun
as well. Right, So, but you know a lot of
them are standing up for the writers, like Seth Myers
is like, you know, honestly, if you're going to be working,
you're entitled to fair pay.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Definitely, absolutely, And those guys work like crazy. I mean,
those writers work, especially for SNL and stuff like that.
I mean they're working non stop all week. You have
known people that have been on SNL, right, comics, comic
friends of mine. Yeah, And one of my dreams was
to be on SNL as a kid. That's what I
wanted to do, right, and never made it. But it's fine, Okay,
(03:06):
you gotta yeah, so yeah, yeah, who knows, maybe I'll
be sixty one day and make it finally on the
cast of SNL. Except everybody I've known that has been
on SNL, they always like it's a dream of theirs.
They get there and they're like, man, it is such
a grind. Like I could only do it for a
couple of years and then I had to stop because
it's just such a grind doing that show.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So those writers and stuff, they work super hard. I
know they really do.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So let's say hypothetically, you know, Jubil, you were gonna
audition for SNL or like to be a writer on
any of these shows.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And I mean, you'd make the writers really angry, but
it could be an opportunity for you. Yeah, what would
you do? Get there?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
What would I do for an audition?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah? Oh man, put you in the hot seat. This
is what you gotta do perform.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I probably, I don't know, I got to think about
it. It would definitely be probably one of the characters that
I do, but I don't I'd probably sit there and go, hey,
if you guys ever heard the radio show or do
the phone print characters and stuff like, you have your favorite,
because I'll do that one. And then I would not
get the job because that wouldn't be a good audition.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, this whole idea wasn't a good audition. But that's
what's trending.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yo, It's time for what's Trenson with Nina? Get up
on what's going on right now. Maybe you need some
new shoes or some new mittens for the ams, even
though his son and not get cold. Oh, Mendon's trending,
Mitten's trending.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Try to saying that five times fast. Anyway, it's time
for what's trending with Nina.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Men's art trending and it's it's my hands, it's a
teachers are trending though. It's teacher Appreciation Day, and I
just wanted to take a second to make sure that
we thank our teachers because honestly, everybody in the education
system really truly are heroes. So thank you so much
for what you do to mold the young minds. Shout
out to my mama. She's retired, but she was a teacher.
(04:58):
And is it your mom? And education as well, Victoria
my brother, Okay, so that be me your brother. Your
brother is too.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, shout out to both of them, because I can't
do that.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I was ready to pass on giving them love. But yeah,
it's cool for.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Real, all the teachers out there, man, you do a
hard job and yeah, a very important job, and you
guys get paid way too much. Yeah, I agree, I
mean those salaries are ridiculous. I hope you realize I'm
being sarcastic. I deserve to get paid.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
More like nope.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
The other thing trending is the Met gallo was last night,
So a cockroach actually ended up upstaging everyone. Yeah, I'm
gonna tell you all about that in just a second.
Last night's theme was Carl Lagerfeld a line of beauty,
which of course all benefits the Met Costume Institute in
New York City. So everybody was there last night, all
dressed up, Kim, everybody, you name them. This carpet is
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out there, it's blue and white stripes. Nobody's paying attention
to all the beautiful people just making their way down
looking like cats.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Doja cat look like a cat? Whatever? Lil nas X
looked like a fox.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Meanwhile, this cockroach is making its way across the carpet.
It looked like a tiger, and anybody stops. If you
haven't seen the video, I posted it. If you follow
us at the Jubile show, it's in the story so
you can see it. Because this photographer tried to kill it.
He like tried to stomp on it for a second,
but he missed. Like I'm watching this video like it's still.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I have It's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think I don't know where he is now, but
the photographer missed somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
There's some there's some Siatzata afterparty. There's some celebrities somewhere
who feels like they should have been invited to the
met Galla being like how the cockroach get in on
the phone with their agent, Like a cockroach got tickets
and not me this year. If I'm not in their
next year, I swear I'm finding new representation.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's probably true. That's what's trending. The Jubil Show on demand.
It's another Jeubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
this is Trevor calling from plumbing. Is this Jason?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Hey Jason, So I was just calling you with a
bit of an update on the situation.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Oh okay, if my my wife should be right there
if you if you have anything, I'm at work right now.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
My wife should be there.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, she leaves.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
She said she had some errands to do and you know,
asked us if we'd be good if she went around
errand so we said yeah, And I.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Didn't have her number.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Your number was on the invoice. So just calling you
to kind of update you on the situation.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Okay, so you guys done already.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, we're not done so much. It's we had an issue,
a little bit of an issue.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Okay, what's what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
So I'm just gonna be honest.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
So me and my coworker here, we were doing the
work on your plumbing, and you know, we uh were
walking through the house and then I noticed what looked
like the sword from the movie Brave Heart, Like there
was like a toy sword from there was like a
toy sword from the movie Brave Heart in one room.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
Oh no, that's not a toy sword. That's that's an
exact rep. That's a usable sword.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Oh oh what what happened?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
So where did you get that sword? Because was it
like like on Amazon or.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
No, not not on Amazon. My my wife got that
for me. She tracked down the guy that actually made
it for the movie. So that is and that's like, okay,
what happened?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Okay, So we were walking through the house and we
saw that sword and I was like, oh cool, that
looks like the sword from the movie Brave Heart. And
then my coworker Gary was like, yeah, dude, it does.
And so we were looking at it, and then we
had our pipes because we're plumbers, you know. And then
we kind of had an impromptu duel and and you
hold on.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
You started fighting with my sword.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Uh yeah, just kind of a real quick duel. And
you might want to ask for your money back, honestly
when it comes for that sword.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
What did you do? What happened?
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Well, it's not made very well because like I took
one swing at him and then he blocked it with
the pipe that he was holding, and then it just
split in half.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'm sorry, like.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
You got you gotta be you broke my sword? Well
that sword, that sword wasn't a toy. It's an actual sword.
That sword cost my wife twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Okay. And then, oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Okay, So I could offer you maybe some options, like
to say, sorry, I have some samurai swords at my house.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
No no, no, no, no, no no no, no, what are you talking about. No,
I don't want your swords.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
They're pretty sweet.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
No, they're not pretty sweet. Okay, those are swords. Okay.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
What you're gonna do is you're gonna you're gonna get
your owner, whoever owns this company, to get a hold
of me, because if that doesn't happen soon, you're gonna
be hearing my attorneys.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Well, I was hoping we could work it out a
way where because I can't have this happen again, So
I was hoping there was a way we could work
it out where you didn't talk to the owner like
I have twenty five samurai swords and machetes swords.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Okay, I want my sword.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Okay. Well that sword wasn't made very good because it
broke like right away.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
So that's it. I'm done. I'm calling the owner.
Speaker 9 (10:28):
You're fired, hopefully if this owner has any kind of sense,
and I'm damn sure getting the money back from my sword.
I don't care what I have to do. And you
better hope you're not there when my wife get back,
because when she gets there and seezing you messed up
for it that she bought me, you are going to
need a hospital bed.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Okay, Well, then at this point, I'll just let you
know that it's a prank phone call and this is
actually Jebel from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife Tina sets you up.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
You have no idea how much I'm shaking right now. So,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
She said that you had this really expensive sword that's
a replica from the one in Brave Hearted. She wanted
she wanted me to break it today. So there you go.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Oh my god, she's so good.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wake up every morning with Jewbile Phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
What's up YouTube?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm doctor Skyler, and today I'm gonna teach you how
to do emergency heart surgery yourself. Make sure to like
and smash that subscribe button. Here we go, It's the
Jewbile Show. Sometimes in life it's okay to not do
it yourself, like emergency heart surgery. There's probably a DIY
for that on YouTube. I would recommend not trying it, though,
(11:41):
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
o six. One question I'm asking you is when did
you realize that you were over your head in a project?
Because that's where I find myself a lot, And over
the weekend I found myself way over my head on
another DIY project. And I don't even know why I
(12:03):
do these things.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Every day you come in and it's a new story. Hey, jukes.
How's your night?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, I was trying to build something but still not
together yet.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I don't know why I try, but I'm still
I'm still trying prod of you.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Thanks, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
At least you know.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I do know that you gotta look at the positives
in life. So I have this RV trailer that I'm
turning into a really like creative spot, right because I
just need an area where I can work so studio
art stuff, little meditation spot. And I've done it and
then redone it and I'm redoing it again because it
(12:43):
still hasn't been right. But I have to build all
the stuff into it and it's taking a really long time.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
But I had to take stuff out too. You say
you've ripped apart like where the bed was. That's impressive.
That feels hard.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
It was hard, and the one you gotta look at
the positive. And the one thing that I've noticed is
I do I cause you know, I try to be
self aware. I definitely have a never give up attitude,
right even if it's to my detriment, even if I'm
exhausted and it's been fifteen hours and I'm trying to
screw in one tiny screw into a little spot, and
I know there's a tool that I could go to
(13:19):
the store.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And buy, but I'm like, screw it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I can figure it out without spending ten minutes to
go buy the tool. I will continue to try and
try and try and try and try and try un
till I'm all out of screws, and then I go, well,
now I have to take off a panel to find
all those screws that I've lost, and I have to
figure that out.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
A disaster.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Really, it's a disaster, except I've I've started to do okay,
and thanks to YouTube and the tutorials on there. Dad,
Yeah it takes. YouTube is basically my dad. It's taught
me all the things that I need to know, like
how to hang a picture, all that kind of stuff,
and NonStop YouTube tutorials. Except the annoying thing about YouTube tutorials,
(13:59):
which just really happened to Nina or any video on
YouTube where you want to find something out is you
go to it and then they take about fifteen minutes
not talking about the thing, just to get you to
watch more of it. Nina went to right just right
before we went on here, we went to go look
up a name yeah, and the dude for the pronunciation
of the name.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Who was it for?
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Who?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
We were trying to look up.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Calie Uccis because we've got tickets just to see her
later today.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, yes, we have tickets to seek. Well, that's good,
let's promote that. And we're looking up the pronunciation of
the last name and the video you went to. The
dude was like, how do you pronounce the Colombian singer
Bla and start giving her whole backstory for like five
minutes and you had to skip ahead anyway. I find
over the weekend, I think I spent eighteen hours maybe.
(14:46):
I mean I started at about seven in the morning
and I wasn't done until eight or nine at night
on Saturday and Sunday, trying to like build this TV
so that I have this big TV that comes it
comes out of like a cabinet thing, except I had
to build a cabinet and figure out and I'm not
good at math. That's the one advice that I will
(15:06):
give to any kid listening right now. Do not cheat
in math. That's the only subject I cheated in. I
was a senior in high school and I had eighth
graders in my class. The smart eighth graders that got
to go to the high school, but I didn't. I
don't even get through pre algebra right because I cheated
the whole way. Don't cheat at math you might need
it at some point. So I don't know math very well.
(15:27):
So I'm trying to measure and cut things and then
also figure out how high things should be for it
to come upright and to have the screen come out of.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
So he's gone through a whole forest of wood.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know how people cut a straight line.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I feel like that's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
If you can't cut a straight line with the saw,
like you shouldn't be holding mine.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And also I don't know how people keep saws in
the wood. They keep flying out and almost cutting my
knee off.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
It's not supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
He's got yoga going on at the same time. There's
an app called task Rabbit.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I don't know. Maybe you should try it.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I have used that a lot, and I thought about
it a bunch, but I was like, no, I can
do this another ten minutes and I'll be done, and
then it'll be nine o'clock at night, and I'm like, uh,
I'm going to stop right now, and then I would
start trying again and be nine to forty five and
I'm like, okay, now I'm really going to stop. And
then I said an alarm for two in the morning
because I'm like, I'm gonna get up a two o'clock
in the morning and finish it on Monday morning. Why
did you I got up at two o'clock in the
(16:29):
morning and then I went and nope and went back
to sleep.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
For a little while.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Your brain gives me anxiety right now? Yeah, that makes
no sense, Like I love you so much?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, well thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, I need some of that right now because it's
been a lot of not self love.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
It's really hard to do this stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And I don't know why I get into it, but
I realized that I was over my head, and I
was just wondering when you realized you were over your
head on a project?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Was it when you almost cut your leg with a song?
That makes sense?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I could just picture Jebel just laying wood over his
two legs, over his knees and he's got like a
power saw that he rented at home depot and he's
just like, whoah, most my knee.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, that picture is accurate, very accurate.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I'm dying because I can really see that that's very accurate.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And then i get lazy because I'm rushing because I've
been doing it forever, and I'm in this small RV
trailer with no ventilation really cutting wood because I was
taking outside him like I'm doing the smart woman to
take it outside because it gets the sawdust and the
smoke and everything not good to inhale right. And then
after a certain point, I'm like, screw it, I'm gonna
do it in here. And then the whole thing is
filled with smoke and sawdust and I'm coughing and I'm
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like I should get something to cover my mouth, and
I'm like, no, I'm gonna do this right now. Then
I blow my nose and then it's just all sawdust
comes out.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I'm like, this is not helpful.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I wish you all could see Victoria's face right now
as Jubil is telling this story, because the dialogue that
must be going on in your brain is you are
judging your boss, your friend.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Yeah, sorry, I can't, like, how are you were you
not cutting it like on a work bench or.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Like I bought a work bench, right? I bought a
work bench to cut wood with, because I was I've
had this problem a bunch now at this point in
my life, because I only started trying to do DIY
stuff about two years ago.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
What do you need multiple work benches for?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
We are just a thing to cut wood on. That's
all I needed, right, And so I bought one just
a few weeks ago. I bought one, and then I
got home and realized I left it at the counter
at the home depot and I forgot it. And how
did you make it work?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Okay? Today?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Exactly exactly?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Who's ready to Think Fast?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's the Jewbil Show and I'm your host, Jewbel Fresh,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Time to Think Fast.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's America's favorite new game show.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I love it and we have Caliucci's tickets on the line.
If you want tickets to that, then you have to
be able to do you want to do it, Nina,
Think Fast? So Caliuci's tickets on the line, and let's
find our contestants for Think Fast today.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I really like this song.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Hey Anna, how are you?
Speaker 11 (19:25):
I'm doing well? How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I'm great? Thank you for asking Anna. I have one
question for you. Are you ready to.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Think fast. I am okay, great.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Well, I'm going to bring on another contestant because this
is a head to head battle. One wrong answer and
it could lose you the Caliucci's tickets. So let's meet
your competitor, Danielle. Hey, Danielle, Hi, are you ready to
think fast?
Speaker 11 (19:56):
I am?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
All right, great. So here's how it works. Okay, Anna,
since you're the first contestant, you get to go first,
and you pick anybody in studio. They're gonna grab a
card out of a bowl and that will have a
word on it, and they have to explain what the
word is without using the word, and you have to
guess what it is. It's not that easy. It's not
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as easy as it sounds. It's actually kind of hard.
So who do you want to draw a word for you?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
Nina?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Okay, So Nina got it girl? All right, Nina's got
the ball. So we'll go back and forth until one
of you gets it right and another one gets it wrong,
if you know what I'm saying. So then the first
one to get it wrong after somebody gets it right
loses the tickets, and whoever gets it right is the winner. Okay,
So Nina's drawn a word out.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Got it? You got it? I got it.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It looks like it's difficult to explain kind of, but
I'm gonna try. All right, Anna, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, all right, let's go Anna.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Here we go, Anna, it's time to think fast.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Is this as time started?
Speaker 11 (20:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay, it's not radio, but it's a way where you
can listen to people talking and telling stories.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Got it, got it right? Okay? Yeah, job Anna? Danielle.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Okay, all right, so now it's your time to see
if you can match Anna and keep the game going,
or if you get it wrong and it gets the tickets.
And it was a super quick game of think fast. Okay,
all right, who do you want to draw a word
out for you and explain it?
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Okay, let's go Juble.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay, that Anna or Danielle might be your first mistake,
but let's find out.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I've got the word. Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I I'm not feeling as confident Danielle. I'm going to
try to explain this for you. Okay, are you ready? Okay?
All right, your time starts now. You wear these on
the bottom part of your body and moms.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Moms wear ones.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
That are like up more like by their belly.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Button. But then the opposite of that is.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, also a certain kind that are like not like
the mom ones that are higher these ones, yeah, low
rise jeans.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, okay, Brad's got the our producer, Brad has the dinger.
So I mean that wasn't it interesting?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
So now we're all tied up. One of you gets
it wrong and the other well, the other one will
have a chance to match, right, but what but somebody
will win these caliu Chiese tickets. Danielle, that was super stressful.
All right, Anna, are you ready to try again? And
are you still choosing Nina?
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Okay, Okay, here we go. It's time for you to
think fast again.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's a type of dance where you throw your butt around.
You see it a lot in a strip club or
oh my goodness, what did you say? Did you say it?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
That was such an easy thing to explain, Danielle. I'm
upset on your behalf if you use these tickets. Okay,
all right, Danielle. Do you want me to choose a
word for you or do you want to choose someone
else's time?
Speaker 12 (23:17):
I'm committed, We're all right.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I wouldn't be offended if you were like, no, that
was a terrible way to describe little red jeans. But okay,
I got this out, and oh crap, So each of
us put a word in the bowl, right, and I
chose one of the ones that I put in, and
I made it kind of hard to explain on purpose.
So this is great, Danielle. I'm sorry, and it's time
(23:44):
to think fast. Okay, your time starts now. So this
is there. There was different varieties of these animals. It's
an animal. There's small ones and then there's really big
ones that live in the desert and they have a
hard shell on their back and no, but they're really
(24:07):
big and yeah, close y.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Tortoise.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
We were gonna have another low rise jeans moment, like, Danielle,
I like you, but.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No, oh you know what I should have said it
was and the hair that would have been a good one. Okay,
all right, and it's back to you, Cali. You choose
tickets on the line, and you're still going with Nina
to choose the word to explain and see if you
can think fast. All right, all right, an here we go.
Nina has drawn a word out of the bowl.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Man this is tough one.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, okay, okay, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
They can live in a bowl or in a tank
and it swims, so it's kind of one of those
swimming animals and their cheeks can get real big offsh yeah,
my wow.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
As soon as you said the cheap thing, I know
it was puffer fish and a good job man. This
is an intense game of Think Fast.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
You can also play this at home twenty one and
drinking game. All right, Danielle, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I am? Okay, I'm drying another word out of the
bowl and okay, here we.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Go, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's time for you to think fast when every time
starts now, when you're hungry, sometimes you do this so
you can get quick food out of place. You don't
walk there, you don't, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Okay, drive through what we do for a tibing gray.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I think we just do it and then whoever gets
it first they play it at the same time.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Same time.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay, sudden death all right, yeah, sudden death because we
have to get to the phone brink and then Danielle.
Thank you guys both for playing. This has been a
very exciting game with Think Fast and.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Victoria will be the one that does the honors.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Victoria is gonna drow it out. This is a sudden death. Okay,
good job though, ladies. Yeah, seriously, and good job Nina,
and good job me. Yes, able to describe those words. Honestly,
this game is hard for me.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's fun. Victoria has a word.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Now, are they.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Gonna start guessing together? Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, Anna and Danielle, are you guys ready?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
It's a guess off and if you know the answer,
say your name please.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Oh yeah, there you go like buzz in with your name. Okay,
here we go. Anna and Danielle. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Okay, it's an animal. It bounces up and down. Danielle's first, Danielle.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
What did you say, Danielle my guest kangaroo, Yes, Danielle, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, congratulations you two tickets.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
That was really intense.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That was intense. Are you guys okay? And and Aielle
too much? They can fast and I'll also see if
I can get you a pair two. Just replying to congratulations,
thank you guys, past too much kind of congratulations. My
husband and I shower together after the kids go to bed,
(27:31):
so we can catch up on our day. It's the
Jewel Show. That's the text message. We just got in
at four to one HO sixty one. That makes sense
to me. If you have kids, you're busy all day
and then you're running them around and so you may
not talk to your significant other about how their day's been,
So that would be a good reason to shower together,
to just catch up on your day, Like, hey, how
was your day?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
It was great. I think that's a cute concept.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I just still don't understand how that works, Like are
you shampooing your hair while they're like using dove on
different parts with their body and you're like, so, babe,
you can't believe what happened to me? Is my cowork
here at work today? I just I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Nina doesn't get showering together.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I'd really like to.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Hear somebody make a strong case for showering with your
partner that isn't involving any funny business.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
O six one eight eight eight three four three one
o six one. Do you shower with your significant other?
Because Nina's got questioned.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
I do he actually yes?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
So you've been showering with your significant other for eleven years?
Speaker 13 (28:30):
Almost eleven years?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yes, Actually, how does that work?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Does the alarm go off and you both just make
your way into the bathroom at the same time.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
I don't know it does every time we take a shower,
we just take a shower together.
Speaker 13 (28:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
It's just gonna work. It's been working for the whole
time we've been together.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Okay, so who gets to wash their hair first?
Speaker 13 (28:50):
Me?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Okay, off course?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Okay, and how many times you guys shower together that
it's literally just a shower. You've been together for eleven years,
so that probably happens at this point. But I'm sure
when you were first together, he was probably trying to
make it turn into more than just a shower a lot.
So I don't know when it was the shower was
just a shower, it was more, it was more the shower.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, I mean, I love that for you guys, but
I just still don't get it, because what do you
do when you need to shave your legs? Like, how
do you take up different space unless you have one
of those giant showers with two heads?
Speaker 11 (29:26):
Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Have very switch. You have one one head in your shower,
so you guys share the shower head.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
Yeah, so he goes under and then like I go
to the back and.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Shave my leg All right, Well, thank you for your
phone call, Ashley. Call us up eight and eight three
four three one six one text in four one o
six one. Do you shower with your significant significant other?
My wife and I shower together quite a bit. Okay,
you know, well, I'm usually trying to make it more
than a shower, but most of the time it's just
(29:58):
a shower. So it's my opportunity to be told no,
you know what I mean, like a shower. But when
she's shaving her legs, that's when definitely she showers alone.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Like so she has separate she has her own showers
where she like does her business and then regular like
quick rent showers.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
She's like, all right, babe, you can come in. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Usually I'll check right because if we're trying to go somewhere,
I mean I may because we do. We do have
two heads in the shower, so it works out easy
that way. If it was sharing a shower head, I
wouldn't be down for that. Just seems uncomfortable to me,
you know. But we have two shower heads. So if
we're trying to go somewhere, I want to get ready
quick because I move slow, you know, yes, And so
I'll be like, hey, do you need to shower alone?
(30:40):
Or can I also shower? And if she's gonna shave
her legs, and it's like, no, give me some time.
And sometimes it's like, yeah, sure you can get in here.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
So you do it just to save time. Yeah, yeah,
I do it just to save time. Okay, okay, and
do you guys do you Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So, Nina, have you showered with a lot of significant others.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I wouldn't say a lot, but yes.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
But usually my showers are not just regular showers because
I like those showers to be my alone time. I
don't want you in there with me when I'm actually
taking care of myself. Yeah, that's my self love, that's
my self care. I don't want to be cold in
a corner of a shower while I'm trying to get
myself together.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
You know, it's super cold when you can't have the
shower head right if you're showering with someone else and
then you have to stand in the back of the
shower and wait. No matter how much you love them,
you're still kind inside, like, would you hurry up please?
I'm freezing over here.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, there's just stuff that you like to do in
the shower by yourself, you know what I mean, Like
put water in between your teeth, or like flaws or
like spit.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I don't know. That's not cute to do in front
of somebody else.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I do my best thinking in the shower, So a
lot of times I'll just sit on the shower floor
and think for a while. I do that since I'm
trying to come up with an idea or something. And
it's really annoying when someone's talking to you while you're
taking a shower. I'm trying to think. I'm not even
trying to shower. Hello McKenzie. Hello, Hey, So shower or
no shower with your significant other?
Speaker 8 (31:56):
Shower?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Okay, So let's talk about this. Is this every time
you go to take a shower.
Speaker 9 (32:03):
Every single night we shower together, eat our dinner, and
then were showers.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
So you just know it's like shower time.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Where is it?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Like, Hey, have you ready to take a shower? And
then you just what are you doing there?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Well, I heard you guys talking about shaving.
Speaker 9 (32:19):
The last person we just fight over.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
The shower head, and I make sure to take up all.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
The hot water.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
See.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Wouldn't it just be easier though, for you to do
that by yourself and then he wouldn't have to worry
about hot water because he would have his own turn.
Speaker 13 (32:34):
Absolutely, I think.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So it's like it's like that moment, Like it's like,
I guess, just then intimate moment to share with them
every day, But it just seems like a little part
of your routine at that point.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Do you watch each other's back and stuff?
Speaker 13 (32:47):
Sometimes he can't reach it, so I'll.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Have them out.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Everyone saw my wife washed my back and that feels good. Yeah,
I mean that part's cute. But that usually turns into
funny business. Yeah, I know, well it does for me.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
It usually turns into a no right now, I don't
have that problem. Significant eight three four three one o
six one. Do you shower with your significant other?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Hey, alexis what's up? What's up?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Are you a no shower or a yes shower with
your significant other person?
Speaker 13 (33:20):
Yes, I'm showering with him every day, all the time
whenever I.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Can, Okay, And why.
Speaker 13 (33:26):
And why because I love him and I just like
to be in his space, so like, we don't live together,
so when he is with me, right, that's cool, Right,
we don't live together, so the time that we do
spend is great time.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
And I don't care about the one.
Speaker 13 (33:38):
Shower head or two shower heads, like yeah whatever, iblem
about the way I could get my hair weay and
I don't whack.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
I mean, I don't save I whax.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
So I'm not worried about that being into space because
I love him so much. Yeah, every day with the
shower and it could be something or nothing.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Are you'll getting there with that? Lufah and hit him
in those arm pits, won't you.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Everywhere?
Speaker 13 (33:59):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (34:00):
Where are you wanting?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Lexus? Thank you very phone. I appreciate you. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Because us eight A eight three four three to six
one text and four one to six one.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
I just feel like the type of shower she's talking about.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
If I love you and I don't live with you
and whatever, every one of those showers is funny business.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
Right, But then someone's still standing in the back shivering
while like the other person's getting the hot water like.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
That, you're busy, but what if.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
You're like waiting on them like that?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Seems awkward. They couldn't like a just shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't do that because.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Then you're just waiting like awkwardly like okay, like are
you finished the water?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Are you done?
Speaker 6 (34:35):
And you're just like standing there, and then you'll have
to do that awkward like pass by each other when
like one goes to the front, one goes to the back.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I bet you people that shower together also are the
same side of the booth people. Oh right, right right,
Hey John, big big John?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Sorry, what up, dude?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
How are you good doing?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Good?
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Man, I'm going good.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
So are you a shower or a no shower with
your significant other?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Flow?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
A shower? But I have some very specific.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh okay, what are they? What are they? Big John?
What's yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 11 (35:07):
Well the first one, I mean, it's simple, and this
is just to be like a Seattle hippie, is that
obviously you're saving water. But the second thing is something
I developed in college. Is it's called the poufa. So
that's my manchest is like the loofah for the girls.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Back.
Speaker 11 (35:21):
You a little squad up and down. Dude. It take
like three seconds and then I get the hot water
until her hair is ready, you're.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
A walking loofah basically.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
Then the third reason is very important is Yeah, they
usually lead to other things when you touch each other
and stuff. But if you can stop that, imagine how
it is when you get home, if you're thinking about
that all day?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, I mean, big John, if you were to poof
of me in the shower, dude, I would not be
able to get that off my mind all day long.
I wouldn't be exactly anything else until.
Speaker 11 (35:48):
I got to be at Manchester.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I don't even know what you look like, but I'm
just picturing manchest rubbing up and down a layah you go.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
I'm not like some hairy beast, but my chest it's
enough to be like.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
You're a catch dude. Hey, the same side.
Speaker 11 (36:03):
Of the and it softens up my chest hair, you know.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, do you moisturize your chest hair? A little conditioner
on that bad?
Speaker 11 (36:10):
I do not moisturize my chest hair, but I probably
should you conditioner though with my hair, you know, I
just go down to the chest there, yeah, cuper fresh?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Are you the same side of the booth or opposite
sides of a booth?
Speaker 10 (36:21):
If you're in a restaurant, uh man It just depends
on the restaurant you bring, like a bunch of hot Yes, there,
then I'm gonna like obviously be on the same side,
you know, getting some peeks in making sure.
Speaker 11 (36:34):
No, I'm just kidding either way from me. Yeah, I
like to look in someone's eyes.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Right, and I picture your opposite side because you like
to wear a button up shirt and button way down.
So chest hair reminder that.
Speaker 11 (36:45):
You gonna get too a little bit like the eighties,
you know, like some feeling.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
You know what this will do?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You see my chest hair? You want to what do
you say we get out here and take a shower
chest hair is I'll give you my address. You want
to meet me, I say, John, thank you for your
appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Oh my god, please follow the show, big John.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
We'll follow you right back, absolutely follow us The Gebile
Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret. Hey, what's up? You have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
I do? I do so. I managed just uh like
coffee Kiosk in the mall.
Speaker 11 (37:36):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
It's not like Starbucks or anything like that.
Speaker 9 (37:38):
It's just a you know, a little one mom and
pop and so I love the owner. I get along
with this guy so well. He's super cool, but he's
shady as hell, Like I know, for like he's never
in town, like in the country or anything. And he
started like originally are I would get paid every two
weeks and he would just give me cash. It's like,
(37:59):
I don't has the bank set up yet. I had
the bank set up yet, but here's cash, here's cash.
And then he kept giving me cash. I've never filled
out any kind of paperwork. I'm just getting paid under
the table. It's been a year. And then I get
randomly like bonuses. I get bonuses out of nowhere, and.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I know we don't know coffee, I mean, exactly what
parts the secret?
Speaker 9 (38:25):
No, I'm pretty sure like this guy's just using this
as like a laundering thing. But I'm loving it because
Uncle Sam has no idea about all that.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Well he does now, I guess, So.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Are you like almost telling your bosses dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
I guess yeah too.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Technically I think he's involved, you know, like in movies,
these laundromats to wash the money, washing the money.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Something going on. We get new equipment all the time,
and this I was like, yeah, this got it. There's
got to be something shady about them.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Definitely I'm trying to check that coffee spock. What mall
is the Kiowskin? I want to visit it.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Oh no, I'm not telling you. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
What's your dirty little secret?
It's time for what's trending with Nina? Nina, what's trending?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Dinks? Dinks are trending. You haven't heard of dinks. They've
been taking over TikTok for a while, but actually this
is the first I've heard of dinks too, and you
probably know some danks. I was going to say, also
sounds very offensive. It's not offensive. It's actually a new
(00:24):
parenting trend or not parenting trend. Dinks stands for you
know what it is, double income, no kids. Oh, there's
a lot of dinks out there. So thanks to inflation,
high childcare costs, you know, economic uncertainty and so on,
there have been a lot of double income households, usually
(00:44):
upper class, that have been taking advantage of this and
of course, you know, eating, traveling, living their best lives.
But now they're identifying themselves as dinks. There's a name
for everything.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, so is a what about us?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Sick? Our sick sink? Sick?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Single income couple kids?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh so you sick? S I c K. Okay, you
could be sick, but then if it's like single no.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Kids, Sorry I can't go out this weekend. I'm a sick.
You're feeling sick. No, I'm single income. Couple kids.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Sinks are cool too, though, yeah they are single income.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No kids, ye sink, crowd sink, come here now for now,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't want to be a sink forever. Pause.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
In other words, one, if you want to get into pregnant,
and that's what's tending, it's time for your chance at
one thousand dollars with the jubil cash code.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
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Speaker 1 (01:55):
Alright, good luck. Also Texas and textas about the other thing,
which part, It's time for what's trending with Nina, Nina,
what's trending?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'll tell you what's trending, and it's reruns. Brace yourself
for some potential TV reruns of your favorite shows. Because
the Writers Guild has called for a strike, so the
walkouts have begun, and it affects mostly like Late night TV,
Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, all of them.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And then maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
They're assuming that it might actually affect SNL this weekend too,
where Pete Davidson is supposed to be doing a guest
appearance or hosting or whatever, and so if they don't
have their writers, that's gonna end up being a rerun
as well. Right, So, but you know a lot of
them are standing up for the writers, like Seth Myers
is like, you know, honestly, if you're going to be working,
you're entitled to fair pay.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Definitely, absolutely, And those guys work like crazy. I mean,
those writers work, especially for SNL and stuff like that.
I mean they're working non stop all week. You have
known people that have been on SNL, right, comics, comic
friends of mine. Yeah, And one of my dreams was
to be on SNL as a kid. That's what I
wanted to do, right, and never made it. But it's fine, Okay,
(03:06):
you gotta yeah, so yeah, yeah, who knows, maybe I'll
be sixty one day and make it finally on the
cast of SNL. Except everybody I've known that has been
on SNL, they always like it's a dream of theirs.
They get there and they're like, man, it is such
a grind. Like I could only do it for a
couple of years and then I had to stop because
it's just such a grind doing that show.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So those writers and stuff, they work super hard. I
know they really do.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So let's say hypothetically, you know, Jubil, you were gonna
audition for SNL or like to be a writer on
any of these shows.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And I mean, you'd make the writers really angry, but
it could be an opportunity for you. Yeah, what would
you do? Get there?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
What would I do for an audition?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah? Oh man, put you in the hot seat. This
is what you gotta do perform.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I probably, I don't know, I got to think about
it. It would definitely be probably one of the characters that
I do, but I don't I'd probably sit there and go, hey,
if you guys ever heard the radio show or do
the phone print characters and stuff like, you have your favorite,
because I'll do that one. And then I would not
get the job because that wouldn't be a good audition.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, this whole idea wasn't a good audition. But that's
what's trending.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yo, It's time for what's Trenson with Nina? Get up
on what's going on right now. Maybe you need some
new shoes or some new mittens for the ams, even
though his son and not get cold. Oh, Mendon's trending,
Mitten's trending.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Try to saying that five times fast. Anyway, it's time
for what's trending with Nina.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Men's art trending and it's it's my hands, it's a
teachers are trending though. It's teacher Appreciation Day, and I
just wanted to take a second to make sure that
we thank our teachers because honestly, everybody in the education
system really truly are heroes. So thank you so much
for what you do to mold the young minds. Shout
out to my mama. She's retired, but she was a teacher.
(04:58):
And is it your mom? And education as well, Victoria
my brother, Okay, so that be me your brother. Your
brother is too.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, shout out to both of them, because I can't
do that.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I was ready to pass on giving them love. But yeah,
it's cool for.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Real, all the teachers out there, man, you do a
hard job and yeah, a very important job, and you
guys get paid way too much. Yeah, I agree, I
mean those salaries are ridiculous. I hope you realize I'm
being sarcastic. I deserve to get paid.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
More like nope.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
The other thing trending is the Met gallo was last night,
So a cockroach actually ended up upstaging everyone. Yeah, I'm
gonna tell you all about that in just a second.
Last night's theme was Carl Lagerfeld a line of beauty,
which of course all benefits the Met Costume Institute in
New York City. So everybody was there last night, all
dressed up, Kim, everybody, you name them. This carpet is
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out there, it's blue and white stripes. Nobody's paying attention
to all the beautiful people just making their way down
looking like cats.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Doja cat look like a cat? Whatever? Lil nas X
looked like a fox.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Meanwhile, this cockroach is making its way across the carpet.
It looked like a tiger, and anybody stops. If you
haven't seen the video, I posted it. If you follow
us at the Jubile show, it's in the story so
you can see it. Because this photographer tried to kill it.
He like tried to stomp on it for a second,
but he missed. Like I'm watching this video like it's still.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I have It's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I think I don't know where he is now, but
the photographer missed somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
There's some there's some Siatzata afterparty. There's some celebrities somewhere
who feels like they should have been invited to the
met Galla being like how the cockroach get in on
the phone with their agent, Like a cockroach got tickets
and not me this year. If I'm not in their
next year, I swear I'm finding new representation.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's probably true. That's what's trending. The Jubil Show on demand.
It's another Jeubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
this is Trevor calling from plumbing. Is this Jason?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Hey Jason, So I was just calling you with a
bit of an update on the situation.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Oh okay, if my my wife should be right there
if you if you have anything, I'm at work right now.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
My wife should be there.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, she leaves.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
She said she had some errands to do and you know,
asked us if we'd be good if she went around
errand so we said yeah, And I.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Didn't have her number.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Your number was on the invoice. So just calling you
to kind of update you on the situation.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Okay, so you guys done already.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, we're not done so much. It's we had an issue,
a little bit of an issue.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Okay, what's what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
So I'm just gonna be honest.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
So me and my coworker here, we were doing the
work on your plumbing, and you know, we uh were
walking through the house and then I noticed what looked
like the sword from the movie Brave Heart, Like there
was like a toy sword from there was like a
toy sword from the movie Brave Heart in one room.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
Oh no, that's not a toy sword. That's that's an
exact rep. That's a usable sword.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Oh oh what what happened?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
So where did you get that sword? Because was it
like like on Amazon or.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
No, not not on Amazon. My my wife got that
for me. She tracked down the guy that actually made
it for the movie. So that is and that's like, okay,
what happened?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Okay, So we were walking through the house and we
saw that sword and I was like, oh cool, that
looks like the sword from the movie Brave Heart. And
then my coworker Gary was like, yeah, dude, it does.
And so we were looking at it, and then we
had our pipes because we're plumbers, you know. And then
we kind of had an impromptu duel and and you
hold on.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
You started fighting with my sword.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Uh yeah, just kind of a real quick duel. And
you might want to ask for your money back, honestly
when it comes for that sword.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
What did you do? What happened?
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Well, it's not made very well because like I took
one swing at him and then he blocked it with
the pipe that he was holding, and then it just
split in half.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'm sorry, like.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
You got you gotta be you broke my sword? Well
that sword, that sword wasn't a toy. It's an actual sword.
That sword cost my wife twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Okay. And then, oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Okay, So I could offer you maybe some options, like
to say, sorry, I have some samurai swords at my house.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
No no, no, no, no, no no no, no, what are you talking about. No,
I don't want your swords.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
They're pretty sweet.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
No, they're not pretty sweet. Okay, those are swords. Okay.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
What you're gonna do is you're gonna you're gonna get
your owner, whoever owns this company, to get a hold
of me, because if that doesn't happen soon, you're gonna
be hearing my attorneys.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Well, I was hoping we could work it out a
way where because I can't have this happen again, So
I was hoping there was a way we could work
it out where you didn't talk to the owner like
I have twenty five samurai swords and machetes swords.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Okay, I want my sword.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Okay. Well that sword wasn't made very good because it
broke like right away.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
So that's it. I'm done. I'm calling the owner.
Speaker 9 (10:28):
You're fired, hopefully if this owner has any kind of sense,
and I'm damn sure getting the money back from my sword.
I don't care what I have to do. And you
better hope you're not there when my wife get back,
because when she gets there and seezing you messed up
for it that she bought me, you are going to
need a hospital bed.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Okay, Well, then at this point, I'll just let you
know that it's a prank phone call and this is
actually Jebel from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife Tina sets you up.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
You have no idea how much I'm shaking right now. So,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
She said that you had this really expensive sword that's
a replica from the one in Brave Hearted. She wanted
she wanted me to break it today. So there you go.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Oh my god, she's so good.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wake up every morning with Jewbile Phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
What's up YouTube?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm doctor Skyler, and today I'm gonna teach you how
to do emergency heart surgery yourself. Make sure to like
and smash that subscribe button. Here we go, It's the
Jewbile Show. Sometimes in life it's okay to not do
it yourself, like emergency heart surgery. There's probably a DIY
for that on YouTube. I would recommend not trying it, though,
(11:41):
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
o six. One question I'm asking you is when did
you realize that you were over your head in a project?
Because that's where I find myself a lot, And over
the weekend I found myself way over my head on
another DIY project. And I don't even know why I
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do these things.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Every day you come in and it's a new story. Hey, jukes.
How's your night?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, I was trying to build something but still not
together yet.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I don't know why I try, but I'm still
I'm still trying prod of you.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Thanks, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
At least you know.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I do know that you gotta look at the positives
in life. So I have this RV trailer that I'm
turning into a really like creative spot, right because I
just need an area where I can work so studio
art stuff, little meditation spot. And I've done it and
then redone it and I'm redoing it again because it
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still hasn't been right. But I have to build all
the stuff into it and it's taking a really long time.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
But I had to take stuff out too. You say
you've ripped apart like where the bed was. That's impressive.
That feels hard.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
It was hard, and the one you gotta look at
the positive. And the one thing that I've noticed is
I do I cause you know, I try to be
self aware. I definitely have a never give up attitude,
right even if it's to my detriment, even if I'm
exhausted and it's been fifteen hours and I'm trying to
screw in one tiny screw into a little spot, and
I know there's a tool that I could go to
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the store.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And buy, but I'm like, screw it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I can figure it out without spending ten minutes to
go buy the tool. I will continue to try and
try and try and try and try and try un
till I'm all out of screws, and then I go, well,
now I have to take off a panel to find
all those screws that I've lost, and I have to
figure that out.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
A disaster.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Really, it's a disaster, except I've I've started to do okay,
and thanks to YouTube and the tutorials on there. Dad,
Yeah it takes. YouTube is basically my dad. It's taught
me all the things that I need to know, like
how to hang a picture, all that kind of stuff,
and NonStop YouTube tutorials. Except the annoying thing about YouTube tutorials,
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which just really happened to Nina or any video on
YouTube where you want to find something out is you
go to it and then they take about fifteen minutes
not talking about the thing, just to get you to
watch more of it. Nina went to right just right
before we went on here, we went to go look
up a name yeah, and the dude for the pronunciation
of the name.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Who was it for?
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Who?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
We were trying to look up.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Calie Uccis because we've got tickets just to see her
later today.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, yes, we have tickets to seek. Well, that's good,
let's promote that. And we're looking up the pronunciation of
the last name and the video you went to. The
dude was like, how do you pronounce the Colombian singer
Bla and start giving her whole backstory for like five
minutes and you had to skip ahead anyway. I find
over the weekend, I think I spent eighteen hours maybe.
(14:46):
I mean I started at about seven in the morning
and I wasn't done until eight or nine at night
on Saturday and Sunday, trying to like build this TV
so that I have this big TV that comes it
comes out of like a cabinet thing, except I had
to build a cabinet and figure out and I'm not
good at math. That's the one advice that I will
(15:06):
give to any kid listening right now. Do not cheat
in math. That's the only subject I cheated in. I
was a senior in high school and I had eighth
graders in my class. The smart eighth graders that got
to go to the high school, but I didn't. I
don't even get through pre algebra right because I cheated
the whole way. Don't cheat at math you might need
it at some point. So I don't know math very well.
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So I'm trying to measure and cut things and then
also figure out how high things should be for it
to come upright and to have the screen come out of.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
So he's gone through a whole forest of wood.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know how people cut a straight line.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I feel like that's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
If you can't cut a straight line with the saw,
like you shouldn't be holding mine.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And also I don't know how people keep saws in
the wood. They keep flying out and almost cutting my
knee off.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
It's not supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
He's got yoga going on at the same time. There's
an app called task Rabbit.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I don't know. Maybe you should try it.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I have used that a lot, and I thought about
it a bunch, but I was like, no, I can
do this another ten minutes and I'll be done, and
then it'll be nine o'clock at night, and I'm like, uh,
I'm going to stop right now, and then I would
start trying again and be nine to forty five and
I'm like, okay, now I'm really going to stop. And
then I said an alarm for two in the morning
because I'm like, I'm gonna get up a two o'clock
in the morning and finish it on Monday morning. Why
did you I got up at two o'clock in the
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morning and then I went and nope and went back
to sleep.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
For a little while.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Your brain gives me anxiety right now? Yeah, that makes
no sense, Like I love you so much?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, well thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, I need some of that right now because it's
been a lot of not self love.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
It's really hard to do this stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And I don't know why I get into it, but
I realized that I was over my head, and I
was just wondering when you realized you were over your
head on a project?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Was it when you almost cut your leg with a song?
That makes sense?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I could just picture Jebel just laying wood over his
two legs, over his knees and he's got like a
power saw that he rented at home depot and he's
just like, whoah, most my knee.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, that picture is accurate, very accurate.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I'm dying because I can really see that that's very accurate.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And then i get lazy because I'm rushing because I've
been doing it forever, and I'm in this small RV
trailer with no ventilation really cutting wood because I was
taking outside him like I'm doing the smart woman to
take it outside because it gets the sawdust and the
smoke and everything not good to inhale right. And then
after a certain point, I'm like, screw it, I'm gonna
do it in here. And then the whole thing is
filled with smoke and sawdust and I'm coughing and I'm
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like I should get something to cover my mouth, and
I'm like, no, I'm gonna do this right now. Then
I blow my nose and then it's just all sawdust
comes out.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I'm like, this is not helpful.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I wish you all could see Victoria's face right now
as Jubil is telling this story, because the dialogue that
must be going on in your brain is you are
judging your boss, your friend.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Yeah, sorry, I can't, like, how are you were you
not cutting it like on a work bench or.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Like I bought a work bench, right? I bought a
work bench to cut wood with, because I was I've
had this problem a bunch now at this point in
my life, because I only started trying to do DIY
stuff about two years ago.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
What do you need multiple work benches for?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
We are just a thing to cut wood on. That's
all I needed, right, And so I bought one just
a few weeks ago. I bought one, and then I
got home and realized I left it at the counter
at the home depot and I forgot it. And how
did you make it work?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Okay? Today?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Exactly exactly?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Who's ready to Think Fast?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's the Jewbil Show and I'm your host, Jewbel Fresh,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Time to Think Fast.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's America's favorite new game show.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I love it and we have Caliucci's tickets on the line.
If you want tickets to that, then you have to
be able to do you want to do it, Nina,
Think Fast? So Caliuci's tickets on the line, and let's
find our contestants for Think Fast today.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I really like this song.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Hey Anna, how are you?
Speaker 11 (19:25):
I'm doing well? How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I'm great? Thank you for asking Anna. I have one
question for you. Are you ready to.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Think fast. I am okay, great.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Well, I'm going to bring on another contestant because this
is a head to head battle. One wrong answer and
it could lose you the Caliucci's tickets. So let's meet
your competitor, Danielle. Hey, Danielle, Hi, are you ready to
think fast?
Speaker 11 (19:56):
I am?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
All right, great. So here's how it works. Okay, Anna,
since you're the first contestant, you get to go first,
and you pick anybody in studio. They're gonna grab a
card out of a bowl and that will have a
word on it, and they have to explain what the
word is without using the word, and you have to
guess what it is. It's not that easy. It's not
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as easy as it sounds. It's actually kind of hard.
So who do you want to draw a word for you?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
Nina?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Okay, So Nina got it girl? All right, Nina's got
the ball. So we'll go back and forth until one
of you gets it right and another one gets it wrong,
if you know what I'm saying. So then the first
one to get it wrong after somebody gets it right
loses the tickets, and whoever gets it right is the winner. Okay,
So Nina's drawn a word out.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Got it? You got it? I got it.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It looks like it's difficult to explain kind of, but
I'm gonna try. All right, Anna, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, all right, let's go Anna.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Here we go, Anna, it's time to think fast.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Is this as time started?
Speaker 11 (20:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay, it's not radio, but it's a way where you
can listen to people talking and telling stories.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Got it, got it right? Okay? Yeah, job Anna? Danielle.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Okay, all right, so now it's your time to see
if you can match Anna and keep the game going,
or if you get it wrong and it gets the tickets.
And it was a super quick game of think fast. Okay,
all right, who do you want to draw a word
out for you and explain it?
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Okay, let's go Juble.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Okay, that Anna or Danielle might be your first mistake,
but let's find out.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I've got the word. Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I I'm not feeling as confident Danielle. I'm going to
try to explain this for you. Okay, are you ready? Okay?
All right, your time starts now. You wear these on
the bottom part of your body and moms.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Moms wear ones.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
That are like up more like by their belly.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Button. But then the opposite of that is.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, also a certain kind that are like not like
the mom ones that are higher these ones, yeah, low
rise jeans.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, okay, Brad's got the our producer, Brad has the dinger.
So I mean that wasn't it interesting?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
So now we're all tied up. One of you gets
it wrong and the other well, the other one will
have a chance to match, right, but what but somebody
will win these caliu Chiese tickets. Danielle, that was super stressful.
All right, Anna, are you ready to try again? And
are you still choosing Nina?
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Okay, Okay, here we go. It's time for you to
think fast again.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's a type of dance where you throw your butt around.
You see it a lot in a strip club or
oh my goodness, what did you say? Did you say it?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
That was such an easy thing to explain, Danielle. I'm
upset on your behalf if you use these tickets. Okay,
all right, Danielle. Do you want me to choose a
word for you or do you want to choose someone
else's time?
Speaker 12 (23:17):
I'm committed, We're all right.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I wouldn't be offended if you were like, no, that
was a terrible way to describe little red jeans. But okay,
I got this out, and oh crap, So each of
us put a word in the bowl, right, and I
chose one of the ones that I put in, and
I made it kind of hard to explain on purpose.
So this is great, Danielle. I'm sorry, and it's time
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to think fast. Okay, your time starts now. So this
is there. There was different varieties of these animals. It's
an animal. There's small ones and then there's really big
ones that live in the desert and they have a
hard shell on their back and no, but they're really
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big and yeah, close y.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Tortoise.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
We were gonna have another low rise jeans moment, like, Danielle,
I like you, but.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No, oh you know what I should have said it
was and the hair that would have been a good one. Okay,
all right, and it's back to you, Cali. You choose
tickets on the line, and you're still going with Nina
to choose the word to explain and see if you
can think fast. All right, all right, an here we go.
Nina has drawn a word out of the bowl.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Man this is tough one.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, okay, okay, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
They can live in a bowl or in a tank
and it swims, so it's kind of one of those
swimming animals and their cheeks can get real big offsh yeah,
my wow.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
As soon as you said the cheap thing, I know
it was puffer fish and a good job man. This
is an intense game of Think Fast.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
You can also play this at home twenty one and
drinking game. All right, Danielle, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I am? Okay, I'm drying another word out of the
bowl and okay, here we.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Go, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's time for you to think fast when every time
starts now, when you're hungry, sometimes you do this so
you can get quick food out of place. You don't
walk there, you don't, yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Okay, drive through what we do for a tibing gray.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I think we just do it and then whoever gets
it first they play it at the same time.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Same time.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay, sudden death all right, yeah, sudden death because we
have to get to the phone brink and then Danielle.
Thank you guys both for playing. This has been a
very exciting game with Think Fast and.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Victoria will be the one that does the honors.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Victoria is gonna drow it out. This is a sudden death. Okay,
good job though, ladies. Yeah, seriously, and good job Nina,
and good job me. Yes, able to describe those words. Honestly,
this game is hard for me.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's fun. Victoria has a word.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Now, are they.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Gonna start guessing together? Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, Anna and Danielle, are you guys ready?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
It's a guess off and if you know the answer,
say your name please.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Oh yeah, there you go like buzz in with your name. Okay,
here we go. Anna and Danielle. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Okay, it's an animal. It bounces up and down. Danielle's first, Danielle.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
What did you say, Danielle my guest kangaroo, Yes, Danielle, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, congratulations you two tickets.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
You did it.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
That was really intense.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That was intense. Are you guys okay? And and Aielle
too much? They can fast and I'll also see if
I can get you a pair two. Just replying to congratulations,
thank you guys, past too much kind of congratulations. My
husband and I shower together after the kids go to bed,
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so we can catch up on our day. It's the
Jewel Show. That's the text message. We just got in
at four to one HO sixty one. That makes sense
to me. If you have kids, you're busy all day
and then you're running them around and so you may
not talk to your significant other about how their day's been,
So that would be a good reason to shower together,
to just catch up on your day, Like, hey, how
was your day?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
It was great. I think that's a cute concept.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I just still don't understand how that works, Like are
you shampooing your hair while they're like using dove on
different parts with their body and you're like, so, babe,
you can't believe what happened to me? Is my cowork
here at work today? I just I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Nina doesn't get showering together.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I'd really like to.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Hear somebody make a strong case for showering with your
partner that isn't involving any funny business.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
O six one eight eight eight three four three one
o six one. Do you shower with your significant other?
Because Nina's got questioned.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
I do he actually yes?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
So you've been showering with your significant other for eleven years?
Speaker 13 (28:30):
Almost eleven years?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yes, Actually, how does that work?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Does the alarm go off and you both just make
your way into the bathroom at the same time.
Speaker 11 (28:40):
I don't know it does every time we take a shower,
we just take a shower together.
Speaker 13 (28:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
It's just gonna work. It's been working for the whole
time we've been together.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Okay, so who gets to wash their hair first?
Speaker 13 (28:50):
Me?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Okay, off course?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Okay, and how many times you guys shower together that
it's literally just a shower. You've been together for eleven years,
so that probably happens at this point. But I'm sure
when you were first together, he was probably trying to
make it turn into more than just a shower a lot.
So I don't know when it was the shower was
just a shower, it was more, it was more the shower.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, I mean, I love that for you guys, but
I just still don't get it, because what do you
do when you need to shave your legs? Like, how
do you take up different space unless you have one
of those giant showers with two heads?
Speaker 11 (29:26):
Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Have very switch. You have one one head in your shower,
so you guys share the shower head.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
Yeah, so he goes under and then like I go
to the back and.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Shave my leg All right, Well, thank you for your
phone call, Ashley. Call us up eight and eight three
four three one six one text in four one o
six one. Do you shower with your significant significant other?
My wife and I shower together quite a bit. Okay,
you know, well, I'm usually trying to make it more
than a shower, but most of the time it's just
(29:58):
a shower. So it's my opportunity to be told no,
you know what I mean, like a shower. But when
she's shaving her legs, that's when definitely she showers alone.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Like so she has separate she has her own showers
where she like does her business and then regular like
quick rent showers.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
She's like, all right, babe, you can come in. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Usually I'll check right because if we're trying to go somewhere,
I mean I may because we do. We do have
two heads in the shower, so it works out easy
that way. If it was sharing a shower head, I
wouldn't be down for that. Just seems uncomfortable to me,
you know. But we have two shower heads. So if
we're trying to go somewhere, I want to get ready
quick because I move slow, you know, yes, And so
I'll be like, hey, do you need to shower alone?
(30:40):
Or can I also shower? And if she's gonna shave
her legs, and it's like, no, give me some time.
And sometimes it's like, yeah, sure you can get in here.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
So you do it just to save time. Yeah, yeah,
I do it just to save time. Okay, okay, and
do you guys do you Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So, Nina, have you showered with a lot of significant others.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I wouldn't say a lot, but yes.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
But usually my showers are not just regular showers because
I like those showers to be my alone time. I
don't want you in there with me when I'm actually
taking care of myself. Yeah, that's my self love, that's
my self care. I don't want to be cold in
a corner of a shower while I'm trying to get
myself together.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
You know, it's super cold when you can't have the
shower head right if you're showering with someone else and
then you have to stand in the back of the
shower and wait. No matter how much you love them,
you're still kind inside, like, would you hurry up please?
I'm freezing over here.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, there's just stuff that you like to do in
the shower by yourself, you know what I mean, Like
put water in between your teeth, or like flaws or
like spit.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I don't know. That's not cute to do in front
of somebody else.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I do my best thinking in the shower, So a
lot of times I'll just sit on the shower floor
and think for a while. I do that since I'm
trying to come up with an idea or something. And
it's really annoying when someone's talking to you while you're
taking a shower. I'm trying to think. I'm not even
trying to shower. Hello McKenzie. Hello, Hey, So shower or
no shower with your significant other?
Speaker 8 (31:56):
Shower?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Okay, So let's talk about this. Is this every time
you go to take a shower.
Speaker 9 (32:03):
Every single night we shower together, eat our dinner, and
then were showers.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
So you just know it's like shower time.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Where is it?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Like, Hey, have you ready to take a shower? And
then you just what are you doing there?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Well, I heard you guys talking about shaving.
Speaker 9 (32:19):
The last person we just fight over.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
The shower head, and I make sure to take up all.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
The hot water.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
See.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Wouldn't it just be easier though, for you to do
that by yourself and then he wouldn't have to worry
about hot water because he would have his own turn.
Speaker 13 (32:34):
Absolutely, I think.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So it's like it's like that moment, Like it's like,
I guess, just then intimate moment to share with them
every day, But it just seems like a little part
of your routine at that point.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Do you watch each other's back and stuff?
Speaker 13 (32:47):
Sometimes he can't reach it, so I'll.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Have them out.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Everyone saw my wife washed my back and that feels good. Yeah,
I mean that part's cute. But that usually turns into
funny business. Yeah, I know, well it does for me.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
It usually turns into a no right now, I don't
have that problem. Significant eight three four three one o
six one. Do you shower with your significant other?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Hey, alexis what's up? What's up?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Are you a no shower or a yes shower with
your significant other person?
Speaker 13 (33:20):
Yes, I'm showering with him every day, all the time
whenever I.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Can, Okay, And why.
Speaker 13 (33:26):
And why because I love him and I just like
to be in his space, so like, we don't live together,
so when he is with me, right, that's cool, Right,
we don't live together, so the time that we do
spend is great time.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
And I don't care about the one.
Speaker 13 (33:38):
Shower head or two shower heads, like yeah whatever, iblem
about the way I could get my hair weay and
I don't whack.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
I mean, I don't save I whax.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
So I'm not worried about that being into space because
I love him so much. Yeah, every day with the
shower and it could be something or nothing.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Are you'll getting there with that? Lufah and hit him
in those arm pits, won't you.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Everywhere?
Speaker 13 (33:59):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (34:00):
Where are you wanting?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Lexus? Thank you very phone. I appreciate you. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Because us eight A eight three four three to six
one text and four one to six one.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
I just feel like the type of shower she's talking about.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
If I love you and I don't live with you
and whatever, every one of those showers is funny business.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
Right, But then someone's still standing in the back shivering
while like the other person's getting the hot water like.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
That, you're busy, but what if.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
You're like waiting on them like that?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Seems awkward. They couldn't like a just shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't do that because.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Then you're just waiting like awkwardly like okay, like are
you finished the water?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Are you done?
Speaker 6 (34:35):
And you're just like standing there, and then you'll have
to do that awkward like pass by each other when
like one goes to the front, one goes to the back.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I bet you people that shower together also are the
same side of the booth people. Oh right, right right,
Hey John, big big John?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Sorry, what up, dude?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
How are you good doing?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Good?
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Man, I'm going good.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
So are you a shower or a no shower with
your significant other?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Flow?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
A shower? But I have some very specific.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh okay, what are they? What are they? Big John?
What's yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 11 (35:07):
Well the first one, I mean, it's simple, and this
is just to be like a Seattle hippie, is that
obviously you're saving water. But the second thing is something
I developed in college. Is it's called the poufa. So
that's my manchest is like the loofah for the girls.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Back.
Speaker 11 (35:21):
You a little squad up and down. Dude. It take
like three seconds and then I get the hot water
until her hair is ready, you're.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
A walking loofah basically.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
Then the third reason is very important is Yeah, they
usually lead to other things when you touch each other
and stuff. But if you can stop that, imagine how
it is when you get home, if you're thinking about
that all day?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, I mean, big John, if you were to poof
of me in the shower, dude, I would not be
able to get that off my mind all day long.
I wouldn't be exactly anything else until.
Speaker 11 (35:48):
I got to be at Manchester.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I don't even know what you look like, but I'm
just picturing manchest rubbing up and down a layah you go.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
I'm not like some hairy beast, but my chest it's
enough to be like.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
You're a catch dude. Hey, the same side.
Speaker 11 (36:03):
Of the and it softens up my chest hair, you know.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, do you moisturize your chest hair? A little conditioner
on that bad?
Speaker 11 (36:10):
I do not moisturize my chest hair, but I probably
should you conditioner though with my hair, you know, I
just go down to the chest there, yeah, cuper fresh?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Are you the same side of the booth or opposite
sides of a booth?
Speaker 10 (36:21):
If you're in a restaurant, uh man It just depends
on the restaurant you bring, like a bunch of hot Yes, there,
then I'm gonna like obviously be on the same side,
you know, getting some peeks in making sure.
Speaker 11 (36:34):
No, I'm just kidding either way from me. Yeah, I
like to look in someone's eyes.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Right, and I picture your opposite side because you like
to wear a button up shirt and button way down.
So chest hair reminder that.
Speaker 11 (36:45):
You gonna get too a little bit like the eighties,
you know, like some feeling.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
You know what this will do?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You see my chest hair? You want to what do
you say we get out here and take a shower
chest hair is I'll give you my address. You want
to meet me, I say, John, thank you for your
appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Oh my god, please follow the show, big John.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
We'll follow you right back, absolutely follow us The Gebile
Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret. Hey, what's up? You have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
I do? I do so. I managed just uh like
coffee Kiosk in the mall.
Speaker 11 (37:36):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
It's not like Starbucks or anything like that.
Speaker 9 (37:38):
It's just a you know, a little one mom and
pop and so I love the owner. I get along
with this guy so well. He's super cool, but he's
shady as hell, Like I know, for like he's never
in town, like in the country or anything. And he
started like originally are I would get paid every two
weeks and he would just give me cash. It's like,
(37:59):
I don't has the bank set up yet. I had
the bank set up yet, but here's cash, here's cash.
And then he kept giving me cash. I've never filled
out any kind of paperwork. I'm just getting paid under
the table. It's been a year. And then I get
randomly like bonuses. I get bonuses out of nowhere, and.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I know we don't know coffee, I mean, exactly what
parts the secret?
Speaker 9 (38:25):
No, I'm pretty sure like this guy's just using this
as like a laundering thing. But I'm loving it because
Uncle Sam has no idea about all that.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Well he does now, I guess, So.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
Are you like almost telling your bosses dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
I guess yeah too.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Technically I think he's involved, you know, like in movies,
these laundromats to wash the money, washing the money.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Something going on. We get new equipment all the time,
and this I was like, yeah, this got it. There's
got to be something shady about them.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Definitely I'm trying to check that coffee spock. What mall
is the Kiowskin? I want to visit it.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Oh no, I'm not telling you. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
What's your dirty little secret?
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