September 1, 2023 • 50 mins
A new day, a new dating term. This one is a little confusing but we are sure you'll figure it out, you cute little holy monkey.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You will laugh at this, so you will show. A
tweet has gone viral from a woman named Jennifer Wartman,
and the tweet simply says, today I discovered my husband
has me and his phone as Jennifer Whartman. That's the
last name. And the tweet has gone viral and people
responding how they've been saved in their significant other's phone.
(00:20):
Some of the responses are hilarious. We'll go over those
in just a second. Call us up though eight eight
eight three four three one o six one, text in
four one o six one. What's the funniest contact you
have in your phone? Or how is your significant other
saved in your phone? Hey, Denisha, Yes, how is this
your significant other saved in your phone?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
My significant others saved as Chain from Hell because we
met in college.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
And it was an inside joke between us.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's Allen from Hell.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Shane from Hell.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sorry, Shane from Hell is calling an accident. They're like,
who do we call?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
That's well I kept it that way, so yeah, it's
just like a cute little joke.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So I think that's not I think having the first
and last name of your significant other, like it was
a business person or just threat Like a random contact
in your phone is kind of weird. Like if I
went there and it was my name, Jubil Fresh, I'd
be like, are we even together? No emoji? Nothing, thanks
for your phone called the call us up eighty eight
three four three six one text in four one o
six one talking about a tweet that has gone viral
(01:29):
from a woman named Jennifer Warman. It says today it's covered,
my husband has me in his phone as Jennifer Ortman
and there's been a bunch of replies to it. Another
woman replied and said, I have the full name for
my husband, which I finally changed from Okay Cupid Guy
number three after five years in a marriage it was
(01:50):
still Okay Cuban Guy number three. That I would have
never changed it. I would have just left it there. Sure, husband,
do you immediately think, wait, who's one and two?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Exactly number three? Is it because I won? Or is
it just because those other guys are about out and
I'm the third option? You one? Honey eight eight eight
three four three six one text in four one o
six one. How is your significant other saved in your phone? Nina?
Do you do you save people on your phone, Yeah,
(02:20):
faking weird ways, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
I do.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
So.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
I have noodles in my phone, I have like a
little squid in my phone, and I have a serial
killer in my phone. Those are all dates that I've
been on, and that was how I was able to
remember them. But the last yeah, because he really gave
me serial killer vibes. I thought he was gonna chop
me into little pieces. But the last guy I dated,
I used just emojis. It was like a little whale emoji,
(02:42):
little hard eye emoji while whale.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know, it's slim, it gets excited. Eight three, Zach, Yeah,
what's up man? How are you going?
Speaker 8 (02:58):
All right?
Speaker 9 (02:58):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
How's your significant other saving in your phone or whoever
saving your phone? I'm just thinking about the whale.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I've got my wife's staves in my phone.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I've got my wife saving to my phone. Is infected.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Infected back when yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
Back when COVID got was like super big and popular.
She got she got COVID. I was I was pretty
and clear.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So I told her it was either that or or
something else.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's what she's the infected now, patient zero, infected with love. Zach,
thank you for your phone call, Like, I like how
you phrased it when covid was popular. You know, I'm
back when covid is all covid thought it was so cool.
Range Yeah, hey, Honnica. Yeah, how's your significantly saving?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Honica? Hey, how's your significant other saving your phone?
Speaker 9 (03:57):
I have them in my phone under spect me.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Under that from when we started dating, and I just
never changed. Oh I had to blue emojis to it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
But oh yeah, that's that's cute. That's a good one.
Does he know that?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
But I have to tell you a funny story. But
I this is why I actually called, because I had
an exit had me in his phone under liar.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Calling, and how I found out one.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Day as I.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You know, I called and I was like, I can't
find my phone. Call my phone.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
He called him and he showed up.
Speaker 10 (04:34):
Lying, and I was like, what the what the f?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You know?
Speaker 9 (04:38):
No, that's what My mom won't know that it's you
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
She doesn't like you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Wow, it's funny.
Speaker 11 (04:47):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's actually interesting when you break up with somebody, right,
or if someone that you're you're close with and then
you weren't anymore, what do you change it to after
block block do not answer Gabby who social media? You
have a friend that puts headstones? What does she do tombstones?
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Yeah, when someone does her dirty, she changes the contact
name to a little gravestone and then she'll post about
it and say that the the cemetery is fill enough.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's awesome, that's a great idea. I want to do that.
It's really funny. Call us eight and eight three four
three six one text in four one o six one.
What is the funniest contact you have saved in your phone?
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Do you do this?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Jubil?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, oh yeah. I give everybody a nickname. Pretty much
everybody in this room has a nickname. Oh great, what's mine? Well,
actually you don't. Victoria is just Victoria Ramirez. I thought
I said it. I was like, wait a second, Well
that's it's just Victoria Ramirez on yours. Uh, that's cool.
Producer Brad is Brad mister pushback Nolan, because we were
(05:50):
in a meeting one time and our boss Brad was
doing nothing. Brad was literally doing nothing. He was just
trying to add to the conversation so I could do
with I could deal without all the pushback. Brad and
I was like sitting there. I'm like, I didn't see
any kind of I didn't see a push forward or back.
I just saw a guy trying to help out. I
don't know what's going on. Nina has saved in my
(06:11):
phone as Nina something that rhymes with weakness as because
my friends used to call me that in high school
and Jubile liked it. Yeah, I like, I like giving
people nicknames in my phone. Call us up eighty eight
three four three six one, text in four one o
six one. Hey Christian, Yes, sir, what's the funniest contact
(06:32):
you have in your phone?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Well, it's not a significant other. It's my mother and
I have her down as spawn Point like video games
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's great. That should be actually the new name for
a mom, the spawn Point. It's another Jubile phone frame
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, am I speaking with Kelly.
(07:07):
This is she Hello Kelly. Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm the assistant to the president of the Homeowners Association here, Okay,
Pete Eakins. I'm sure you've seen it on a lot
of documents.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Sure.
Speaker 10 (07:22):
To be quite honest, I get those things so often.
I just kind of crowd them.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Okay, well, we'd appreciate it if you read them line
by line, Thank you very much. Anyway, I'm calling for
a different issue today. We need to talk about something
very serious. There's been a major complaint made about you. Unfortunately.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
I actually I have a feeling I know what this
is about.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But do you okay, well, I'm all yours.
Speaker 10 (07:46):
Is this about the watering?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
M h.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, this is not about the watering, but maybe we
need to have another discussion.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
Well, it's just a sprinkler system has been acting up,
so it's been going out that kind of strange time.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
I've got a problem.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'd have to check the bylaws. It could definitely be
a problem. I'm calling. I'm calling about the pet that
you have. The dog. What is the dog's name, Ziggy? Yes,
Ziggy has been making his rounds, hasn't he?
Speaker 10 (08:17):
I always take those bags with me if i'm ever Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Well, maybe it takes a different kind of bags. Maybe
you should take some bags that were made by Trojan
because Ziggy obviously made Whoopy with another one of our residents' puppies,
and now that dog.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Is pregnant, that's impossible for a lot of different mmmm.
Mm hmmm, that's crazy. You've totally got the wrong dog.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
What's crazy is that you're allowing your little pervert dog
to run around our neighborhood and what awesome for dog? Yes,
and play the horizontal hokey pokey with any dog that
he wants to and that is not acceptable here. And
I'm really pissed. Oh what your dog is out there
monster mashing other dogs. And I am not happy about monster.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Who was the person who put this complainant? And who
is this? I need to get your name.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The complaint remains anonymous because I don't want any retribution
from you. But your dog needs to stop being allowed
to go around and thread the needle with any dog that.
Speaker 12 (09:13):
He wants to thread the needle. I'm so sorry, but
that is not what's happening at all. He never gets
out on his own, He's always on a leash, and.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
I'm always with him.
Speaker 12 (09:22):
I think I would I would you call it monster mash,
I would know that, and it's absolutely in a p well.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't want to say that. I don't want to
say send me a letter.
Speaker 10 (09:31):
If this is what's really happening, send me a letter.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'll do more than that. I'll do more than that.
I'll send you a letter, have a nice little fine
in there unless you start making him wear pants.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Pants. Yep, I'm sorry, but no one. I don't see
any of her dogs in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Your dog is out there butter in the biscuit with
other dogs, and it is not allowed here.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Buttering the biscuit. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It is disgusting that you would allow him.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
To do that.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
Yes, me right now, And no he doesn't. He doesn't
need to wear pants. And guess what he's actually fixed
for spade. But whatever it is that they do to
make him not be aware.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well, it didn't take because one of our dogs in
the community is with child. Now how do you know
that it's because that's what the complaints said.
Speaker 12 (10:11):
Man, listen, I could complain that, like my neighbor was
walking around naked around the neighborhood, but that doesn't mean
it's true.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Just because somebody complains doesn't mean it's act.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, then, how did the other puppy get pregnant if
it wasn't getting pogoed in the shrub by your puppy?
Speaker 10 (10:26):
Oh, come on, what that is so ridiculous. This is
absolutely ridiculous. Listen, if you don't believe me, come on
over to my house. You've got the address right, So
I will pick him up physically, cradle him in my
arms and you can check out his because he doesn't
have him all right. I will read his legs for you.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
It's no pervert leg and you can take a look.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
And you can see he has no I would love
to do that. What I'm laughing because this is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone brenk on
you and your husband Ray.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
Say you, Oh my god, that is so insane.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I do want to take you up on that offer,
though that sounded entice.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Time for what's trending with Nina.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Okay, a headline I never thought I would say, but
the Exorcist is scared of Swifties.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Have you heard about this? The Demon Yes singing the
Demon Exercisers scared of swift fans. Yes, there's a.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
New Universal movie that was supposed to be coming out,
The Exorcist Believer. However, it moved its release date because
of the announcement of the Taylor Swift concert film, The
Ariostour is coming out October thirteenth. So Swifties, congratulations, you
effectively crashed the AMC site when you were trying to
pre purchase your tickets. So there's already an estimated ten
(11:56):
million dollars in ticket pre sales.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Look at her, she's.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
Yeah, that's surprising. Ten millions, like five seconds from the tour.
This the tour is supposed to make two points something
billion dollars.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
I'm sure, but this is just a concert film, Like,
I mean, I know those are big and really exciting
to watch too, because I'm sure there's behind the scenes stuff,
but but my point is that's quite a bit. And
this just dropped what yesterday? Yeah, this just dropped yesterday.
So now the people over at Universe are like, nah, man,
I'm not going to drop my movie the same weekend
as this Taylor Swift business. We're going to go ahead
(12:31):
and change the release so we can still win our weekend.
So the Swifties man bumped the Exorcist.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I mean, Taylor Swift is kind of like the New Exorcist.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
What yes?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
No?
Speaker 8 (12:44):
No, I think that might be a sign, you guys,
that would be a good thing if she was the exorcist.
That means that she would be able to walk into
a room and get rid of all demons. An exorcist
is somebody that gets rid of evil. So yeah, I
do believe that Taylor Swift has the power to be
an exorcist.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
Very antichrist. Would you know, Jane getting rid of evil?
She's getting rid of the exorcist you love exactly. She
bumped the exorcist out. She's like, no exorcists around me.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I'm sorry, I'm Talor Swift. Shake it off, it off, No,
that's what's trend.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
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Speaker 1 (13:35):
Lucas is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ella. So we're
gonna see if we can figure out why she's ghosting
and when we call her in just a second. But first, Lucas,
how long has it been since you heard from Ella?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
It's been like a.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
So did you try contacting her after the date or
was that the last time you guys spoke?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I need contact her after and I hadn't heard from her.
There was no one swamps.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Can you tell us about the day.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah. So well, the way we.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Met though, we were at the office party of the
company that I currently work at. Met there and we
spent that and I just hanging out talking about no
life and everything and all this stuff. And I asked
her to get coffee a few days after.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
That, and then that we did, and I found she
just like, really.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Easy to talk to, it really easy to get along with.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I felt, you know, I didn't feel like I had
to try so hard with her. She was really easy
going and gorgeous. It's funny time and yeah, and so
then I I did ask her out again after.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
And I just never heard that you said you met
her at an office party? Could she be one of
your boss? Is that you just don't know? Is your boss?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I have no idea.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
I mean, like I I don't even know if she
works with the company. Well, she said that she wouldn't
guess of someone at the party, So that's all I know.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Okay, was there anything that happened on the date that
was kind of awkward or weird that would make her
maybe not want to talk to you again?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Obviously you're lovely, Lucas. This isn't you know that?
Speaker 14 (15:29):
Well? I mean, I do have a tendency sometimes when
I'm talking, I raised my voice a little without realizing,
speaking a.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Little bit louder than usual.
Speaker 11 (15:41):
And okay, I like sometimes I get a little excited
when I talk her. I guess when I'm generally happy,
I sometimes I don't realize the volume of my voice
should be a little lower.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I can't control the volume of my voice. So you're
saying she not have realized that was normal.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh, oh god, I hope she didn't think I got
was theeling at her for any reason. I had no
reason to yell at her. But if I my voice
was a little louder than usual than I apologize.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Okay, Well, I mean that could be you know, maybe
she thought you you know, some people are very uncomfortable
with loud people. Yeah, in general, that could have been it.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
I think I'm still kind of suspect as to who
she was even at that party with going back to
like the other thing, because we don't know if it's
like one of her friends. Maybe her friends got a
crush on you, you know, like maybe you're just like
off limits or something.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Oh I never thought of myself as off limits.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Before time to start to hear yourself that way, big boy.
Speaker 14 (16:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, let's play a song come Back, and then we'll
call her and see if we can get her to
tell us why she's go sing you and maybe get
you another day. Okay, Okay, I'm good, all right, play
song come back, get your first day follow up the.
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Speaker 1 (16:59):
At If you're just joining us for the first date
follow up, We've got lovely Lucas on the phone. He's
getting ghosted by a woman named Ella, and he doesn't
know why. We're about to call her and see if
we can figure it out. But first, Lucas, why don't
you refresh everybody's memory on the situation with Ella.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, So I met Ella at a party in office
party at a company that I work at. She was
someone's guests there, and we spend that whole night, you know,
talking to get to know each other. And then I
asked her to get coffee a few days later, and
we did.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
But then after that coffee date, we just I never
work from her again, even though I asked her if
she wanted to go out again, and nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
And I thought she was great. I thought she was
beautiful and funny and no sweet.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Let's find out why she's ghosting you. Ready to call her?
Speaker 15 (17:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
All right, cool?
Speaker 15 (17:50):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Hello, Hi, Ma, I speak to Ella? Please? Uh speaking Ella?
How are you? My name is Jeuwbel host radio show
and it's called the Jebel Show. The whole show's here, Ella.
My name is Nina.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Hi, I'm Victoria. Yep, so there's three. Oh my goodness,
what's up?
Speaker 12 (18:19):
Hey?
Speaker 16 (18:19):
I'm actually fan of you.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Guys.
Speaker 15 (18:21):
Did I did I win something?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Or Ella? We got an email about you from somebody
you went on a date with. This is a first
date follow up. I'm guessing you know what that is.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
I do, I do, but I haven't been on that
many dates lately, so I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well, his name is Lucas.
Speaker 15 (18:42):
I remember Lucas.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Okay, and Lucas emailed us because he said he really
liked you, but you've been ghosting him. Can you tell
us why?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (18:50):
I didn't mean to ghost him.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
I have been a little slow to respond, though. I'm
sorry about that.
Speaker 15 (18:59):
I should have texted him back.
Speaker 17 (19:02):
So it's like a it's a bit of a weird situation,
and I wasn't I've been like confused as how to proceed.
Speaker 16 (19:13):
See, it's even like hard for me to like finish
that sentence.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
You're making this real sketchy. What's going on?
Speaker 16 (19:20):
I met him at like a work party, but I
went with my dad to his work party. And my
dad is his boss.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So your dad's Lucas's boss. Yeah, And does your dad
have a rule you don't you don't date the help.
Speaker 18 (19:49):
Yeah, I mean it's not bad, but it's but yeah,
my dad is kind of a horrid and he's very
like all business.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
It's like all he talks about.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
He's I mean, I wouldn't want to work for him.
He's my dad, but he's like a tough, tough guy.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I kind of had figured it out earlier, but I
didn't say anything because we were having such a nice time.
And then I felt awkward about that, and then I
was just like I it was like a hot potato.
Speaker 17 (20:25):
I didn't know what to do, so I should have
texted back, but it was like, how do you text that, like, Hey,
my dad's your boss.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Feel like I feel like that's going to get awkward
or real quick. So I wasn't sure quite how to
how to put that in text form, it seemed like
a lot a lot for a text.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Speaking of getting awkward real quick, I mean, you listen
to the show, so I'm assuming that you forgot a
part of this.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
What did I forgets?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Lucas is on the phone listening and then this whole
time wants to talk to you.
Speaker 19 (20:59):
Hey, I did forget that.
Speaker 20 (21:05):
Hey, Lucas, I I apologize, you know what I'm I'm uh,
it's understandable. What are the odds that I.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Be interested in the boss's daughter? So, so Mike's your dad? Huh,
what are the odds?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:35):
Yeah, well I.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Still no, and I didn't. I didn't think you were,
and that's.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Why I was a bit at a loss for how
to how to tell you that. But no, I really
enjoyed hanging out with you too. It's just I should
have said something when I figured it out. But yeah,
I didn't want to because I was having a nice
time too.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
But then I don't know.
Speaker 18 (22:03):
I mean, you you know how he is.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
So and I'm I'm yeah, he's definitely a great at
his job, great at being the boss.
Speaker 18 (22:13):
Will say that, I'm a very diplomatic answer, Lucas, I promise,
I promised.
Speaker 15 (22:20):
He's not in the room with me.
Speaker 21 (22:24):
I had a great time with you, and I completely
understand now, But you know, I'm still open to going
on a second date with you if you are.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I really, you know, enjoyed your company, no pun intended.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, I mean I because I really had a good
time with you too. But I I am a little
concerned that it just might get really awkward. I don't
want anything to affect your job, not that nothing that
I would. But also, you know, understandably, you.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Know, you want to.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
You know, go out after a day at work and
like you know, talk about work, and I just I
feel like that could get really weird.
Speaker 10 (23:13):
And and also you know, I don't want I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Want my dad to like look at nothing that he would, but.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I just don't want to create like a weird situation
for you at work.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
And I don't want to create a weird, you know,
potential dating situation for.
Speaker 15 (23:30):
For me or for for us.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I under yeah, I understand I get that. You know,
if you want, I can speak to Mike.
Speaker 22 (23:38):
Speak to your dad about this and let him know
that I am interested in you and I we can
still keep things that work professional between me and him
and I don't need to bring my work life up
like into my dating life with you.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
I'd rather not talk about work uh while I'm out
on the day with you or anything like that, but
I would like to at least let him know so
it looking like I'm doing it behind his back.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Ella, would you like to go on another day with Lucas?
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, I mean yeah, if you really,
if you don't think it'll it'll be too awkward or tricky.
And I do think my dad would appreciate that if
you're and.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Honestly, if you're up for sitting down with him.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
And saying that, then I definitely think we should go
on a second day.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
Yeah, okay, it sounds like lovely. Lucas is an assertive
type guy I just love. For everybody listening, this is
also a lesson. When a man is into you, you
will know this guy is ready to go and talk
to you dad about wanting to go on a date.
And if some dude's not even texting.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
You back, good point.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Wow, I will, I will talk to him and yeah,
I am definitely let's let's do it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Sweet. Well, congratulations Lucas, you got another date.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Love says right, thank you guys very much. I appreciate it.
Thank you Ella, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 18 (25:06):
Glad that you that you made this happen.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Jubele's First Date follow up only on the new Hits
one of six point What What powered by the Advocates
Injury Attorney online at advocates low dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
New day new dating term, It's the Jewbel show. It
seems like every day there's a new trend in dating.
There's ghosting, breadcrumbing, squawk boxing, hamhocking, gord flocking, walk flock.
Walker flocking is where you roam at someone with lyrics
to and you walk a flock a song, Oh dantory Hello.
(25:44):
It's always a good thing when you get walk a flop.
I don't know WHOA? There you go? Yes, whoa?
Speaker 15 (25:58):
You're gonna start?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Sign of that girl, drop it to the floor. I
love the way your booty go. You just got walk flock.
You could turn that down. You can't, You just can't.
But there is a new trend in dating and a
new term called monkey branching what It's not as fun
as walk of flocking? For sure sounds fun though it
does sound fun, except it's not a good thing. So
(26:20):
you could get money. You could be being monkey branched
right now. Monkey branch describes a dating behavior where someone
continues to pursue other potential partners while already in a relationship.
Isn't that cheating? Yeah, it sounds like cheating to me.
Sounds like it's to me here. I think in this
one it's you don't actually cheat with them while you're
in the relationship, but they're kind of on deck so
(26:41):
that when you're done, you can monkey branching. You can
swing to the next one.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
So you're swinging from branch to branch, so your branch
falls down, baby boom, monkey down?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Is that marriage branch falling marriage? I'm just trying to
figure it out.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
In the No, that's when the monkey broke the branch
because they suck They are emotional life suckers, and the
branch broke.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It sounds like somebody's been monkey branch. But yeah, so
it's when someone just has people ready to go, so
when they do break up or if they stop talking
to somebody, they can just swing right to the next person.
That's being monkey branch. That's just so sad, those monkey branches.
So you don't even know if you're being a monkey
branch really until the relationship is over. Usually you kind
of know.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
That's when you start to get paranoid, and then that
person that's monkey branching decides to use your paranoia as
a reason to call you crazy, and then they dump
you and they blame it on you. Wait, you're really
They've already set up their next move and you knew it.
But now it's your fault?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Says the first branch or the second branch?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
The branch are not your branch anymore, a brand branch,
a million fish if that makes sense, right?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That makes perfect sense to me. It does make sense. Yeah,
I have. I don't got room on my branch anymore.
Do you think Do you think it's rough? No more
room on your branches? I don't get it. I don't
even understand what that really meant, but it just sounded funny.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
I don't know, it's just you know, I don't get it.
I don't have any time for monkey business, That's what
I was saying. Do you think it's okay? Well, obviously
Nina does not think it's okay?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
But is it?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Is it cheating?
Speaker 23 (28:33):
Though?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
If you're monkey branching, that's the new trend in dating
monkey branching, where you have somebody where it describes behavior
where somebody continues to pursue other partners while already in
a relationship, not really cheating with them, but just having
them there in case you ever need to swing to Yes,
you think it's cheating, Victoria. Yes, you're already branching out
and talking to other branches when you're should be on
(28:54):
the first branch, like one branch at time. You would
think a political speech with somebody at a podium being
like one branch at a time. Monkey branching in my America.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I guess you know.
Speaker 13 (29:14):
The thing that's not clear to me is are you
are you divulging that you're monkey branching, Like if you're
in a relationship with someone and you say, hey, I'm
also I have friends, all these friends that I could
maybe hook up with, Like, is there an honesty factor
that I'm missing? Are we just assuming this is dishonest behavior?
I think it's dishonesty. I don't think that you would.
(29:35):
I don't think you would tell somebody your monkey branching.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Okay, now, but see, to me, while I do believe
it's cheating, it's Also, I feel sorry for monkeys because
the people that are out there choosing to monkey branch
are the people that have holes that are never filled.
So you need to swing to another branch to fill
your holes. Meanwhile, you're a leaky monkey, has to be.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I'm tracking with you, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
I'm just like, I'm sorry for.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
These monkeys because they're just emotionally sad. There's something they're there. Yes,
they're void, there's something that's not filling them, and they're
trying to get it. They're using people to validate them. Yeah,
and so it's like even if they cheated on that person,
it doesn't matter. They were never really with that person
in the first place. They use that person to fill
a hole. But then you're just messing up my branches.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
One hundred And that's why monkeys, leaky monkeys are problems.
Nky monkeys are problems. There needs to be a monkey rehab.
There does need to be a monkey rehab well, because
I mean, honestly, it does mess with people's emotions. Like emotions,
people's emotions are nothing to play with honestly, right like
(30:47):
and and you should if somebody trusts you enough to
have their emotions. You should be careful with it. And
I like, look, I've been a dirt bag in my
life right until I realized, like, wait a minute, says
actually can cause image to people. Right, Really, it is
important that you take care of somebody's emotions. Like if
you're going to monkey branch or if you want to leave,
(31:07):
you don't want to be there, then then go. But
you really you should fill yourself up. You should not
be a leaky monkey.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
No, you're right.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
You should find a way to fill yourself up. So
you're a monkey that's got patch holes and that doesn't
swing from branch to branch, right, the full bellied monkey
that swings when he wants to swing to another branch,
but it's kind to the branches it left. You know,
I don't know the one thing that always I mean,
this is like talking about anymore. This is a serious question.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
The one thing that I'm not one hundred percent sure
on is if the leaky monkeys really understand that they're
in these situations just to fill themselves, you know what
I mean. I don't know that they fully understand that
they're sucking the life out of a person because they
can't see past their own selfish needs.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I don't think so. I understand it. Yeah, I just
take all of the monkey stuff out of it for
just a second.
Speaker 13 (31:55):
People who are bouncing from person to person, I think
they're just refusing to look at themselves.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, right, they can't look in their monkey mirror, right,
They need to. They need a distraction from the hole
in their monkeness. So what do you do if that
monkey comes to your branch? She tells Jane Goodall to
get out of this, You tell her to get out
of here. I got nothing to fill your holes? Well
that's what. Yeah, And you can tell if somebody's a
monkey branch. You're right, how quick they go from own
relationship to know So if somebody's like coming at you,
you're like, wait a minute, you literally got out of
(32:22):
relationship like two days ago, and like I've been a
friend of yours for a second. Now you're here, right,
are you a leaky monkey? Sometimes you don't know if
you're a victim of a lenky monkey until it's too late.
So too late, that's right, the monkeys. All I know
is I'm really happy that Wi is here to save
the day again.
Speaker 23 (32:49):
It's time to catch a cheater only on the Tubile Show.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her husband of two years, they've
been together for eight years, his name is Pete, might
be cheating on hers. So we'll see if we can
help her out. Chase, thank you for your email. Thank
you for agreeing to do this segment. Tell us about
what's going on with Pete.
Speaker 16 (33:12):
Yeah, as you said, we've been together for eight years,
you're married for two. I desperately love him, and.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
We've always been incredibly honest with each other. We don't
hold back any secrets or keep anything from one another.
And so that's why I'm a little bit on edge
and I'm trying to understand what's going on. Like, we're
actually in a really good place that we got our
first house, we're both doing really well at work, and
we've been toying with the notion of having a kid,
(33:43):
and just like it feels like it's a really good
place for.
Speaker 15 (33:46):
Us, I know.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
But then like a month ago, he like kind of
started his demeanor.
Speaker 23 (33:52):
Change a bit.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
He doesn't he's not like a late night kind of person,
but recently this past month he's been like claiming that
he's going and doing like work in his office later
or like, you know, we've been married for like two
years and like we've we've been in that like honeymoon
phace frankly in the bedroom and like an until recently,
he's also like he hasn't really like been touching me
(34:16):
this month, and he's been texting a lot more, which
is really weird. And he never has been a texter
like at all. He's not particularly tatty or a phone
kind of person. And so I'm just I'm feeling a bit.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
On edge because we've always.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Been really honest with each other, and I'm just I'm
really scared that there might be something more that's going on.
But he's like never lied and he's never kept anything
from me, So I'm just I'm definitely like a bit
on edge.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
So have you asked him point in blank if there
was something going on? I mean, if he has never
lied to you, then I feel like you would kind
of know if something was off in his response.
Speaker 16 (34:51):
I haven't.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
I haven't explicitly been like are you cheating?
Speaker 10 (34:55):
Like who were you talking to? Because I think that's
the because I want.
Speaker 16 (34:59):
To believe I believe that I don't I don't even.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Really know, you know, it just feels like something is
a muck and I don't really know how to act.
I think that's where I'm at. It's just like I
don't even know what to ask, like why are you different?
Or what has changed in this month? Or like is
it me?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Is it work?
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Is it?
Speaker 10 (35:15):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
I don't know, but I just know that it is
different than it's ever been these past eight years.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay, you think you might be seeing someone else.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
I hope not, but but it's been he keeps texting,
he's in his office late. He hasn't touched me in
like a month. When we used to do this, it
was just it's it's very different than what it's always been.
And the texting late than being working late, do not touching,
Like all of these feels like links to something.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Have you tried to touch him?
Speaker 18 (35:46):
I have, But it's also like you know, when you
know somebody like you don't want to like if you're removed.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
You don't want to see Yeah, it's like you don't
want to be.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Rejected in that way, or I feel you.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I've been in that situation before with a partner who
same thing, right, and then they would get kind of
upset at me because I wouldn't make like advances. But
then I was like, well, you don't seem like you're
interested at all, and I'm not trying to like push
myself on you.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
So I'm standoffish because you're standoffish. If you weren't stand offish,
I wouldn't be that way. I guess I just am
weird though, because I'll I'll just lay on top of
you and be like, you know, do something about it,
and then that's when you know.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
But anyway, yeah, that is that is kind of a
trifecta though of discomfort. I can see where you're coming from.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
All right, well, we'll see where you can figure it
out for you. You told us what grocery store you
guys are reward card members at, so we'll do the usual.
We'll call and pretend to be from the grocery store
and tell him that every single month, we choose one
Wars card member at random and gets free flowers delivered
anywhere in the whole world to anybody that they want,
and we'll see if he sends them to you or
to somebody else. Okay, Okay, thank you all right, We'll
(36:54):
play a song, comeback and see if he is cheating.
But to Catch a Cheater next.
Speaker 23 (36:59):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile
Show and only on the New Hits one oh six
point one.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a
Cheater of Chase is on the phone. She thinks that
her husband of two years named Pete might be messing around,
and we're about to see if we can figure it
out before we call him, though, Chase and pretend to
be from the grocery store and offer him free flowers
and see if he sends them to you or to
someone else. Why don't you refresh everybody's memory on why
you think Pete is cheating?
Speaker 16 (37:29):
Yeah, And I guess the sort of it is.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
We've had an incredible eight years together, two years being married,
we just bought a house, we've been talking about having kids.
We have been like really you know, physically intimate our
whole relationship up until this past month where he's been
working late, texting people at weird hours and hasn't really
(37:51):
been intimate with me for about a month. And so
this is just we're always so honest with each other
and really straightforward, and this month feels really, really really
like a huge dark difference from what our usual cadences,
and I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that you guys shop at and
say that Every month, we choose one Rewards Card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral apartment.
We'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, thank you, all right, here we go.
Speaker 15 (38:31):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Hi, is this Pete.
Speaker 15 (38:35):
Yeah, this is Pete, Pete.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Don't hang up. This is not a marketing call. I'm
calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 15 (38:41):
What wait, which goes?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
So?
Speaker 15 (38:43):
What did I won something?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah? The flowers?
Speaker 15 (38:46):
Oh I won flowers. Free flowers is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to say thank you very much for being a
loyal customer and thank you for shopping with us by
awarding them two dozen long stam red roses and a
card to send to anybody that they would like in
the United States. Absolutely free.
Speaker 15 (39:07):
Wow, thank you. I've never won anything. This is awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
If you know who you want to send them to,
and you got all the info I can do. I
can finish it all up for you in a matter
of minutes.
Speaker 15 (39:17):
Here, awesome, Yeah, I know who I want to send
them to. Great.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
What I want to need from you will be the
first and last name. Then anything you'd like to put
on a card, and then we can get the address
and you'll get a confirmation on all this stuff in
your email.
Speaker 15 (39:29):
Okay, Yeah, let's send them to Chase.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
And would you like to put anything on a card?
Speaker 15 (39:36):
Yes?
Speaker 19 (39:36):
Yes, could you put Hey, crazy lady, you smell exclamation point.
Speaker 15 (39:43):
Like these roses? I love you, you know I get
a joke, crazy lady.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
That's cute. Who's the crazy lady?
Speaker 15 (39:49):
That's my wife?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Oh fun? You ever cheat at all? Ever?
Speaker 15 (39:54):
I'm sorry? What didn't you just have to do with flowers?
Speaker 4 (39:59):
No, I've never.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
One of the rare dudes out there who doesn't do that.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Huh rare?
Speaker 15 (40:07):
I hope it's not rare.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, maybe it is, Maybe it isn't. I don't know.
All I know is he sound Legit sounds like you haven't.
And now I'll let you know that this is not
the grocery store. My name is Jubil. I host a
radio show called The Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victorias.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Hi.
Speaker 15 (40:24):
Hi hopefully God, what is going on here? I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
We do a segment on the show called Sketch a Cheater.
It's where if you think your significant other is cheating,
we can try to see if they send flowers to
you or to someone else.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
Oh, oh, I know this thing. I've heard this thing before, right,
my god, that's wait, wait, wait a minute. Why you
thinks I'm cheating on her?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (40:47):
God?
Speaker 18 (40:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
And she's on the phone, been listening this whole time
and wants to talk.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
Oh okay, Hi, what's going on? Honey?
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I the past months you've been withdrawn and I you know,
you've been working really late, and you've been like texting
a lot, and you haven't wanted to be intimate with me.
And I'm just I'm putting all these things together and
(41:24):
I don't have a rationale for it, and so here
I am.
Speaker 24 (41:30):
Well, Honey, I'm not uh yeah, no, I'm not cheating
on you. I've been I've been scared. I guess you know,
I've been really, really nervous. Things have been great, and
we're talking about what we have. We're having a kid
or you won't have a kid.
Speaker 19 (41:45):
We just bought a house. You know, we've been together
for so long. It's I'm just very scared, and I
guess I'm like a you know, a big baby about this.
So I've you know, we we've been talking about all this.
It's like grown up stuff. And you know, I look
like I'm a kid at heart, so you know, I
thought I still want to have the kid. I just
(42:06):
thought it'd be great to have, you know, a little
minion to help me torture you. And I think that's great.
I'm just I'm so scared that I'm going to be
bad at it. You know, I'm really scared that I'm
going to suck at it. I'm I'm scared that you
know that I'm not an adult, that I am man
enough to take this on. It's all kind of crashed
in on me. And I'm sorry that I've been withdrawn.
(42:27):
I've been really really worried about all this, and I've
been working longer because I'm scared about money. And I've
been texting my guy friends and asking them advice, and
you know, talking about the good old days when we
were so free, and it's all just dumb, irrational fear.
Speaker 15 (42:44):
You know that makes it.
Speaker 19 (42:45):
Yeah, I'm sorry I had.
Speaker 10 (42:46):
No it does.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
No, it does, And I didn't know you felt like that.
I wish that you felt like you could talk to
me like.
Speaker 25 (42:53):
I feel like we always talk so openly and so
it's just I wish that you felt that you could
share this with me because we're not I want to
like reassure you we're about in the hurry, right, We've
never rushed anything in our lives before, Like we don't
need to like rush into something.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
I want both of us to obviously be prepared and
wanting this and ready together. And I just really want
you to feel like you can talk to me about this.
This is our we're choosing to do this together. You know,
this isn't just me, this is us.
Speaker 15 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 19 (43:25):
Get it, and I you know, And I'm sorry I'm
such a manchild about all this. I've just I should
have talked to you about it. I don't, you know,
I don't know how to go about you know. I
want to be like big and strong and I can
do anything, but I'm not. I'm not feeling that now,
and I'm just feeling scared and uh, and I should
have talked to you about it. But I mean, I
would never cheat on you, honeyth Like, that's just not
(43:47):
I love you, I care about you.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
So much, Like I would never That's just that you're
just nervous.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (43:54):
Yeah, I'm very nervous. You know. I'm just nervous about everything.
It's all of a sudden.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
You know.
Speaker 15 (43:57):
I've always been like, you know, kid at herd and I,
you know, just do whatever I want.
Speaker 19 (44:03):
And now it's like all of life has come down
on top of me and I'm having to make all
these long term decisions and you know, I'm.
Speaker 15 (44:10):
Just not good at it.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
So is that why you've been like not wanting to
get crazy in the bedroom?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (44:18):
How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Well, that was one of the reasons that Chase was suspicious.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yeah, I mean I mentioned that as part of, you know,
my larger concerns.
Speaker 15 (44:31):
Yeah. I don't know what to tell you. I think
I'm just afraid of everything.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Right now, You guys sound like a very healthy couple.
Speaker 8 (44:39):
It's kind of a lesson for all of us because
when things get weird, it doesn't necessarily mean the worst.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
No, it just means that Pete's scared of a dad.
Oh me too, don't worry. Congratulations, Chase. At least you
know that Pete is a good dude. Yeah, trying to cheat?
Speaker 15 (44:58):
Yeah, we'll talk. And I would never, ever, in a
million years, feet on you.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Ever.
Speaker 15 (45:04):
I can't. That's that's not even in my wheelhouse.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
You know, because if you did, we'd catch you. If
he's scared to have a baby with you, he's definitely
scared to have a baby with someone else.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
Yeah, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
Time for what's trending with Nina and du A Lipa
is trending because of how she cooked shrimp what so
the du Alipa method I just named it. That she's
been on vacation and celebrating her birthday. So there's a
photo of her cooking shrimp on a girl. But she's
getting grilled for the way that she grilled them because
there's no smoke, no fire, no nothing. It looks like
(45:42):
it's a completely staged photo with just a bunch of shrimp.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
She got cooked shrimp and then put it on there.
Speaker 8 (45:49):
I mean, I'm looking at this picture right now and
I don't see any fire either, but who knows. Maybe
it was just getting heated up and she can't wait.
You know sometimes I do that, put stuff in the
oven before it's pret eat it.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Does the shrimp look cooked yet? Or is it raw?
It's kind of pink. I don't know, Jebbil look at this.
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (46:06):
Oops?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
We'll put it up at the Jubile show. If you
want to follow see a picture of I can't she
looks hot? Yeah she does?
Speaker 6 (46:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Is there?
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (46:23):
I mean right, The shrimp's not even the highlight of
the photo. So it's funny that everybody take the time
to focus on grilling the internet.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
The Internet just wants to be angry about stuff sometimes.
So she's just making some shrimp for her birthday, and
they're like, hold on, that is the stage picture. There's
no way she's actually cooking that shrimp. I'm not wishing
her happy birthday at all. Was getting canceled because she's faking,
fake cooking shrimp. That's my trigger.
Speaker 8 (46:50):
It's so funny, like different people are saying things like
it's cooking in the sun, give it time.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
She must be that's funny. Quick take a video of
me grilling these strip anyway. We love even without her Shrimpyes,
you want to start taking pictures and videos of me
doing things but not actually doing thrilling stuff but never
grilling in just.
Speaker 18 (47:12):
An owner of that.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yeah, yeah, please do That's what's trending jewbles.
Speaker 23 (47:17):
Dirty little Secret.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 9 (47:28):
Hey, guys, So I definitely want to share my dirty
little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Well good, yea, it's the time to do it. So
what's your.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (47:38):
And it's actually a double dirty secret, but okay, so
it's a little embarrassing, but my husband really gets turned
on by the idea of me being with other men,
and so he really encourages me to go out and
literally sleep with other.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Men and then come back home him okay, okay, you
do it.
Speaker 7 (48:03):
Well yeah, so that's part of the like double secret,
is that there are times where I one hundred percent
don't want to do that, and so I'll tell him, Okay,
I'm going to the bar to go have sex with someone,
and then I just instead, you know, don't.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Like, hey, that's cool, you got some alone time, and
then he thinks that, you know, stuff's going on. He's
super happy about that, you.
Speaker 9 (48:30):
Know exactly, I'm hoping that you know what he doesn't
know it doesn't hurt him.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah, it's icy territory to be in, you know, because
you like what you like. And in my last relationship
I had very similar thing. But you know, you guys
obviously have trust and you're like, well, I'll just go
out and not talk to anybody. Mine took full advantage
even when I didn't know about it. I guess that's
not like a king thing anymore. It's just something else
at that point. Yeah, anyway, got to make sure you
(48:55):
trust each other very well. Thanks for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (49:00):
All right, love the show, guys, Thank you.
Speaker 23 (49:02):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Textubol to four one.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
Six one time for what's trending with Nina? So goodbye
drive January. You've got you've got some competition.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
What it's called Sober September, stepping red up Sober September. Yeah, so,
now that we've.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
Officially made our way into September, Sober September is what
a lot of people have been decided to take on
because you know, after the summer you went so hard,
you want to kind of give yourself detox and get
ready to go into the holidays where you're gonna go
so hard again. So September feels like the appropriate month
to just be good for a little while, kind of
a reset to your body, right, yeah, a reset to
(49:42):
your body.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
So sober September is trending.
Speaker 11 (49:44):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
No, I feel like I spent all of summer being
so good, so now it's time to think that's true.
I don't either, sem I good, partially good. Sorry. I've
seen you drunk a lot of time. You're a coworker
shots before we go to every work event. It's Victoria.
You're drunk right now.
Speaker 10 (50:07):
Wait, no I'm not.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
I was like, wait, that's you. You don't even know. Okay, Well,
the point is Victoria is not going to be sober
in September. Yeah, but I don't think she ever will be.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Good for everyone else who is, Well, that's what
You will laugh at this, so you will show. A
tweet has gone viral from a woman named Jennifer Wartman,
and the tweet simply says, today I discovered my husband
has me and his phone as Jennifer Whartman. That's the
last name. And the tweet has gone viral and people
responding how they've been saved in their significant other's phone.
(00:20):
Some of the responses are hilarious. We'll go over those
in just a second. Call us up though eight eight
eight three four three one o six one, text in
four one o six one. What's the funniest contact you
have in your phone? Or how is your significant other
saved in your phone? Hey, Denisha, Yes, how is this
your significant other saved in your phone?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
My significant others saved as Chain from Hell because we
met in college.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
And it was an inside joke between us.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's Allen from Hell.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Shane from Hell.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sorry, Shane from Hell is calling an accident. They're like,
who do we call?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
That's well I kept it that way, so yeah, it's
just like a cute little joke.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So I think that's not I think having the first
and last name of your significant other, like it was
a business person or just threat Like a random contact
in your phone is kind of weird. Like if I
went there and it was my name, Jubil Fresh, I'd
be like, are we even together? No emoji? Nothing, thanks
for your phone called the call us up eighty eight
three four three six one text in four one o
six one talking about a tweet that has gone viral
(01:29):
from a woman named Jennifer Warman. It says today it's covered,
my husband has me in his phone as Jennifer Ortman
and there's been a bunch of replies to it. Another
woman replied and said, I have the full name for
my husband, which I finally changed from Okay Cupid Guy
number three after five years in a marriage it was
(01:50):
still Okay Cuban Guy number three. That I would have
never changed it. I would have just left it there. Sure, husband,
do you immediately think, wait, who's one and two?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Exactly number three? Is it because I won? Or is
it just because those other guys are about out and
I'm the third option? You one? Honey eight eight eight
three four three six one text in four one o
six one. How is your significant other saved in your phone? Nina?
Do you do you save people on your phone, Yeah,
(02:20):
faking weird ways, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
I do.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
So.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
I have noodles in my phone, I have like a
little squid in my phone, and I have a serial
killer in my phone. Those are all dates that I've
been on, and that was how I was able to
remember them. But the last yeah, because he really gave
me serial killer vibes. I thought he was gonna chop
me into little pieces. But the last guy I dated,
I used just emojis. It was like a little whale emoji,
(02:42):
little hard eye emoji while whale.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know, it's slim, it gets excited. Eight three, Zach, Yeah,
what's up man? How are you going?
Speaker 8 (02:58):
All right?
Speaker 9 (02:58):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
How's your significant other saving in your phone or whoever
saving your phone? I'm just thinking about the whale.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I've got my wife's staves in my phone.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I've got my wife saving to my phone. Is infected.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Infected back when yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
Back when COVID got was like super big and popular.
She got she got COVID. I was I was pretty
and clear.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So I told her it was either that or or
something else.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's what she's the infected now, patient zero, infected with love. Zach,
thank you for your phone call, Like, I like how
you phrased it when covid was popular. You know, I'm
back when covid is all covid thought it was so cool.
Range Yeah, hey, Honnica. Yeah, how's your significantly saving?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Honica? Hey, how's your significant other saving your phone?
Speaker 9 (03:57):
I have them in my phone under spect me.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Under that from when we started dating, and I just
never changed. Oh I had to blue emojis to it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
But oh yeah, that's that's cute. That's a good one.
Does he know that?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
But I have to tell you a funny story. But
I this is why I actually called, because I had
an exit had me in his phone under liar.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Calling, and how I found out one.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Day as I.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You know, I called and I was like, I can't
find my phone. Call my phone.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
He called him and he showed up.
Speaker 10 (04:34):
Lying, and I was like, what the what the f?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
You know?
Speaker 9 (04:38):
No, that's what My mom won't know that it's you
on the phone.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
She doesn't like you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Wow, it's funny.
Speaker 11 (04:47):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's actually interesting when you break up with somebody, right,
or if someone that you're you're close with and then
you weren't anymore, what do you change it to after
block block do not answer Gabby who social media? You
have a friend that puts headstones? What does she do tombstones?
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Yeah, when someone does her dirty, she changes the contact
name to a little gravestone and then she'll post about
it and say that the the cemetery is fill enough.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's awesome, that's a great idea. I want to do that.
It's really funny. Call us eight and eight three four
three six one text in four one o six one.
What is the funniest contact you have saved in your phone?
Speaker 11 (05:27):
Do you do this?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Jubil?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, oh yeah. I give everybody a nickname. Pretty much
everybody in this room has a nickname. Oh great, what's mine? Well,
actually you don't. Victoria is just Victoria Ramirez. I thought
I said it. I was like, wait a second, Well
that's it's just Victoria Ramirez on yours. Uh, that's cool.
Producer Brad is Brad mister pushback Nolan, because we were
(05:50):
in a meeting one time and our boss Brad was
doing nothing. Brad was literally doing nothing. He was just
trying to add to the conversation so I could do
with I could deal without all the pushback. Brad and
I was like sitting there. I'm like, I didn't see
any kind of I didn't see a push forward or back.
I just saw a guy trying to help out. I
don't know what's going on. Nina has saved in my
(06:11):
phone as Nina something that rhymes with weakness as because
my friends used to call me that in high school
and Jubile liked it. Yeah, I like, I like giving
people nicknames in my phone. Call us up eighty eight
three four three six one, text in four one o
six one. Hey Christian, Yes, sir, what's the funniest contact
(06:32):
you have in your phone?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Well, it's not a significant other. It's my mother and
I have her down as spawn Point like video games
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's great. That should be actually the new name for
a mom, the spawn Point. It's another Jubile phone frame
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, am I speaking with Kelly.
(07:07):
This is she Hello Kelly. Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm the assistant to the president of the Homeowners Association here, Okay,
Pete Eakins. I'm sure you've seen it on a lot
of documents.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Sure.
Speaker 10 (07:22):
To be quite honest, I get those things so often.
I just kind of crowd them.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Okay, well, we'd appreciate it if you read them line
by line, Thank you very much. Anyway, I'm calling for
a different issue today. We need to talk about something
very serious. There's been a major complaint made about you. Unfortunately.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
I actually I have a feeling I know what this
is about.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But do you okay, well, I'm all yours.
Speaker 10 (07:46):
Is this about the watering?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
M h.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, this is not about the watering, but maybe we
need to have another discussion.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
Well, it's just a sprinkler system has been acting up,
so it's been going out that kind of strange time.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
I've got a problem.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'd have to check the bylaws. It could definitely be
a problem. I'm calling. I'm calling about the pet that
you have. The dog. What is the dog's name, Ziggy? Yes,
Ziggy has been making his rounds, hasn't he?
Speaker 10 (08:17):
I always take those bags with me if i'm ever Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Well, maybe it takes a different kind of bags. Maybe
you should take some bags that were made by Trojan
because Ziggy obviously made Whoopy with another one of our residents' puppies,
and now that dog.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Is pregnant, that's impossible for a lot of different mmmm.
Mm hmmm, that's crazy. You've totally got the wrong dog.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
What's crazy is that you're allowing your little pervert dog
to run around our neighborhood and what awesome for dog? Yes,
and play the horizontal hokey pokey with any dog that
he wants to and that is not acceptable here. And
I'm really pissed. Oh what your dog is out there
monster mashing other dogs. And I am not happy about monster.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Who was the person who put this complainant? And who
is this? I need to get your name.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The complaint remains anonymous because I don't want any retribution
from you. But your dog needs to stop being allowed
to go around and thread the needle with any dog that.
Speaker 12 (09:13):
He wants to thread the needle. I'm so sorry, but
that is not what's happening at all. He never gets
out on his own, He's always on a leash, and.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
I'm always with him.
Speaker 12 (09:22):
I think I would I would you call it monster mash,
I would know that, and it's absolutely in a p well.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't want to say that. I don't want to
say send me a letter.
Speaker 10 (09:31):
If this is what's really happening, send me a letter.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'll do more than that. I'll do more than that.
I'll send you a letter, have a nice little fine
in there unless you start making him wear pants.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Pants. Yep, I'm sorry, but no one. I don't see
any of her dogs in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Your dog is out there butter in the biscuit with
other dogs, and it is not allowed here.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Buttering the biscuit. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It is disgusting that you would allow him.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
To do that.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
Yes, me right now, And no he doesn't. He doesn't
need to wear pants. And guess what he's actually fixed
for spade. But whatever it is that they do to
make him not be aware.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well, it didn't take because one of our dogs in
the community is with child. Now how do you know
that it's because that's what the complaints said.
Speaker 12 (10:11):
Man, listen, I could complain that, like my neighbor was
walking around naked around the neighborhood, but that doesn't mean
it's true.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Just because somebody complains doesn't mean it's act.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, then, how did the other puppy get pregnant if
it wasn't getting pogoed in the shrub by your puppy?
Speaker 10 (10:26):
Oh, come on, what that is so ridiculous. This is
absolutely ridiculous. Listen, if you don't believe me, come on
over to my house. You've got the address right, So
I will pick him up physically, cradle him in my
arms and you can check out his because he doesn't
have him all right. I will read his legs for you.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
It's no pervert leg and you can take a look.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
And you can see he has no I would love
to do that. What I'm laughing because this is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone brenk on
you and your husband Ray.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
Say you, Oh my god, that is so insane.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I do want to take you up on that offer,
though that sounded entice.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Time for what's trending with Nina.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Okay, a headline I never thought I would say, but
the Exorcist is scared of Swifties.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Have you heard about this? The Demon Yes singing the
Demon Exercisers scared of swift fans. Yes, there's a.
Speaker 8 (11:34):
New Universal movie that was supposed to be coming out,
The Exorcist Believer. However, it moved its release date because
of the announcement of the Taylor Swift concert film, The
Ariostour is coming out October thirteenth. So Swifties, congratulations, you
effectively crashed the AMC site when you were trying to
pre purchase your tickets. So there's already an estimated ten
(11:56):
million dollars in ticket pre sales.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Look at her, she's.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
Yeah, that's surprising. Ten millions, like five seconds from the tour.
This the tour is supposed to make two points something
billion dollars.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
I'm sure, but this is just a concert film, Like,
I mean, I know those are big and really exciting
to watch too, because I'm sure there's behind the scenes stuff,
but but my point is that's quite a bit. And
this just dropped what yesterday? Yeah, this just dropped yesterday.
So now the people over at Universe are like, nah, man,
I'm not going to drop my movie the same weekend
as this Taylor Swift business. We're going to go ahead
(12:31):
and change the release so we can still win our weekend.
So the Swifties man bumped the Exorcist.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I mean, Taylor Swift is kind of like the New Exorcist.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
What yes?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
No?
Speaker 8 (12:44):
No, I think that might be a sign, you guys,
that would be a good thing if she was the exorcist.
That means that she would be able to walk into
a room and get rid of all demons. An exorcist
is somebody that gets rid of evil. So yeah, I
do believe that Taylor Swift has the power to be
an exorcist.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
Very antichrist. Would you know, Jane getting rid of evil?
She's getting rid of the exorcist you love exactly. She
bumped the exorcist out. She's like, no exorcists around me.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I'm sorry, I'm Talor Swift. Shake it off, it off, No,
that's what's trend.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
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Speaker 1 (13:35):
Lucas is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ella. So we're
gonna see if we can figure out why she's ghosting
and when we call her in just a second. But first, Lucas,
how long has it been since you heard from Ella?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
It's been like a.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
So did you try contacting her after the date or
was that the last time you guys spoke?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I need contact her after and I hadn't heard from her.
There was no one swamps.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Can you tell us about the day.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah. So well, the way we.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Met though, we were at the office party of the
company that I currently work at. Met there and we
spent that and I just hanging out talking about no
life and everything and all this stuff. And I asked
her to get coffee a few days after.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
That, and then that we did, and I found she
just like, really.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Easy to talk to, it really easy to get along with.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I felt, you know, I didn't feel like I had
to try so hard with her. She was really easy
going and gorgeous. It's funny time and yeah, and so
then I I did ask her out again after.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
And I just never heard that you said you met
her at an office party? Could she be one of
your boss? Is that you just don't know? Is your boss?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I have no idea.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
I mean, like I I don't even know if she
works with the company. Well, she said that she wouldn't
guess of someone at the party, So that's all I know.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Okay, was there anything that happened on the date that
was kind of awkward or weird that would make her
maybe not want to talk to you again?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Obviously you're lovely, Lucas. This isn't you know that?
Speaker 14 (15:29):
Well? I mean, I do have a tendency sometimes when
I'm talking, I raised my voice a little without realizing,
speaking a.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Little bit louder than usual.
Speaker 11 (15:41):
And okay, I like sometimes I get a little excited
when I talk her. I guess when I'm generally happy,
I sometimes I don't realize the volume of my voice
should be a little lower.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I can't control the volume of my voice. So you're
saying she not have realized that was normal.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Oh, oh god, I hope she didn't think I got
was theeling at her for any reason. I had no
reason to yell at her. But if I my voice
was a little louder than usual than I apologize.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Okay, Well, I mean that could be you know, maybe
she thought you you know, some people are very uncomfortable
with loud people. Yeah, in general, that could have been it.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
I think I'm still kind of suspect as to who
she was even at that party with going back to
like the other thing, because we don't know if it's
like one of her friends. Maybe her friends got a
crush on you, you know, like maybe you're just like
off limits or something.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Oh I never thought of myself as off limits.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Before time to start to hear yourself that way, big boy.
Speaker 14 (16:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, let's play a song come Back, and then we'll
call her and see if we can get her to
tell us why she's go sing you and maybe get
you another day. Okay, Okay, I'm good, all right, play
song come back, get your first day follow up the.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
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Speaker 1 (16:59):
At If you're just joining us for the first date
follow up, We've got lovely Lucas on the phone. He's
getting ghosted by a woman named Ella, and he doesn't
know why. We're about to call her and see if
we can figure it out. But first, Lucas, why don't
you refresh everybody's memory on the situation with Ella.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, So I met Ella at a party in office
party at a company that I work at. She was
someone's guests there, and we spend that whole night, you know,
talking to get to know each other. And then I
asked her to get coffee a few days later, and
we did.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
But then after that coffee date, we just I never
work from her again, even though I asked her if
she wanted to go out again, and nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
And I thought she was great. I thought she was
beautiful and funny and no sweet.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Let's find out why she's ghosting you. Ready to call her?
Speaker 15 (17:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
All right, cool?
Speaker 15 (17:50):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Hello, Hi, Ma, I speak to Ella? Please? Uh speaking Ella?
How are you? My name is Jeuwbel host radio show
and it's called the Jebel Show. The whole show's here, Ella.
My name is Nina.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Hi, I'm Victoria. Yep, so there's three. Oh my goodness,
what's up?
Speaker 12 (18:19):
Hey?
Speaker 16 (18:19):
I'm actually fan of you.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Guys.
Speaker 15 (18:21):
Did I did I win something?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Or Ella? We got an email about you from somebody
you went on a date with. This is a first
date follow up. I'm guessing you know what that is.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
I do, I do, but I haven't been on that
many dates lately, so I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well, his name is Lucas.
Speaker 15 (18:42):
I remember Lucas.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Okay, and Lucas emailed us because he said he really
liked you, but you've been ghosting him. Can you tell
us why?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (18:50):
I didn't mean to ghost him.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
I have been a little slow to respond, though. I'm
sorry about that.
Speaker 15 (18:59):
I should have texted him back.
Speaker 17 (19:02):
So it's like a it's a bit of a weird situation,
and I wasn't I've been like confused as how to proceed.
Speaker 16 (19:13):
See, it's even like hard for me to like finish
that sentence.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
You're making this real sketchy. What's going on?
Speaker 16 (19:20):
I met him at like a work party, but I
went with my dad to his work party. And my
dad is his boss.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So your dad's Lucas's boss. Yeah, And does your dad
have a rule you don't you don't date the help.
Speaker 18 (19:49):
Yeah, I mean it's not bad, but it's but yeah,
my dad is kind of a horrid and he's very
like all business.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
It's like all he talks about.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
He's I mean, I wouldn't want to work for him.
He's my dad, but he's like a tough, tough guy.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I kind of had figured it out earlier, but I
didn't say anything because we were having such a nice time.
And then I felt awkward about that, and then I
was just like I it was like a hot potato.
Speaker 17 (20:25):
I didn't know what to do, so I should have
texted back, but it was like, how do you text that, like, Hey,
my dad's your boss.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Feel like I feel like that's going to get awkward
or real quick. So I wasn't sure quite how to
how to put that in text form, it seemed like
a lot a lot for a text.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Speaking of getting awkward real quick, I mean, you listen
to the show, so I'm assuming that you forgot a
part of this.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
What did I forgets?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Lucas is on the phone listening and then this whole
time wants to talk to you.
Speaker 19 (20:59):
Hey, I did forget that.
Speaker 20 (21:05):
Hey, Lucas, I I apologize, you know what I'm I'm uh,
it's understandable. What are the odds that I.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Be interested in the boss's daughter? So, so Mike's your dad? Huh,
what are the odds?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:35):
Yeah, well I.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Still no, and I didn't. I didn't think you were,
and that's.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Why I was a bit at a loss for how
to how to tell you that. But no, I really
enjoyed hanging out with you too. It's just I should
have said something when I figured it out. But yeah,
I didn't want to because I was having a nice
time too.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
But then I don't know.
Speaker 18 (22:03):
I mean, you you know how he is.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
So and I'm I'm yeah, he's definitely a great at
his job, great at being the boss.
Speaker 18 (22:13):
Will say that, I'm a very diplomatic answer, Lucas, I promise,
I promised.
Speaker 15 (22:20):
He's not in the room with me.
Speaker 21 (22:24):
I had a great time with you, and I completely
understand now, But you know, I'm still open to going
on a second date with you if you are.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I really, you know, enjoyed your company, no pun intended.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, I mean I because I really had a good
time with you too. But I I am a little
concerned that it just might get really awkward. I don't
want anything to affect your job, not that nothing that
I would. But also, you know, understandably, you.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Know, you want to.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
You know, go out after a day at work and
like you know, talk about work, and I just I
feel like that could get really weird.
Speaker 10 (23:13):
And and also you know, I don't want I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Want my dad to like look at nothing that he would, but.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
I just don't want to create like a weird situation
for you at work.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
And I don't want to create a weird, you know,
potential dating situation for.
Speaker 15 (23:30):
For me or for for us.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I under yeah, I understand I get that. You know,
if you want, I can speak to Mike.
Speaker 22 (23:38):
Speak to your dad about this and let him know
that I am interested in you and I we can
still keep things that work professional between me and him
and I don't need to bring my work life up
like into my dating life with you.
Speaker 11 (23:55):
I'd rather not talk about work uh while I'm out
on the day with you or anything like that, but
I would like to at least let him know so
it looking like I'm doing it behind his back.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Ella, would you like to go on another day with Lucas?
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, I mean yeah, if you really,
if you don't think it'll it'll be too awkward or tricky.
And I do think my dad would appreciate that if
you're and.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Honestly, if you're up for sitting down with him.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
And saying that, then I definitely think we should go
on a second day.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
Yeah, okay, it sounds like lovely. Lucas is an assertive
type guy I just love. For everybody listening, this is
also a lesson. When a man is into you, you
will know this guy is ready to go and talk
to you dad about wanting to go on a date.
And if some dude's not even texting.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
You back, good point.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Wow, I will, I will talk to him and yeah,
I am definitely let's let's do it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Sweet. Well, congratulations Lucas, you got another date.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Love says right, thank you guys very much. I appreciate it.
Thank you Ella, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 18 (25:06):
Glad that you that you made this happen.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Jubele's First Date follow up only on the new Hits
one of six point What What powered by the Advocates
Injury Attorney online at advocates low dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
New day new dating term, It's the Jewbel show. It
seems like every day there's a new trend in dating.
There's ghosting, breadcrumbing, squawk boxing, hamhocking, gord flocking, walk flock.
Walker flocking is where you roam at someone with lyrics
to and you walk a flock a song, Oh dantory Hello.
(25:44):
It's always a good thing when you get walk a flop.
I don't know WHOA? There you go? Yes, whoa?
Speaker 15 (25:58):
You're gonna start?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Sign of that girl, drop it to the floor. I
love the way your booty go. You just got walk flock.
You could turn that down. You can't, You just can't.
But there is a new trend in dating and a
new term called monkey branching what It's not as fun
as walk of flocking? For sure sounds fun though it
does sound fun, except it's not a good thing. So
(26:20):
you could get money. You could be being monkey branched
right now. Monkey branch describes a dating behavior where someone
continues to pursue other potential partners while already in a relationship.
Isn't that cheating? Yeah, it sounds like cheating to me.
Sounds like it's to me here. I think in this
one it's you don't actually cheat with them while you're
in the relationship, but they're kind of on deck so
(26:41):
that when you're done, you can monkey branching. You can
swing to the next one.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
So you're swinging from branch to branch, so your branch
falls down, baby boom, monkey down?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Is that marriage branch falling marriage? I'm just trying to
figure it out.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
In the No, that's when the monkey broke the branch
because they suck They are emotional life suckers, and the
branch broke.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It sounds like somebody's been monkey branch. But yeah, so
it's when someone just has people ready to go, so
when they do break up or if they stop talking
to somebody, they can just swing right to the next person.
That's being monkey branch. That's just so sad, those monkey branches.
So you don't even know if you're being a monkey
branch really until the relationship is over. Usually you kind
of know.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
That's when you start to get paranoid, and then that
person that's monkey branching decides to use your paranoia as
a reason to call you crazy, and then they dump
you and they blame it on you. Wait, you're really
They've already set up their next move and you knew it.
But now it's your fault?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Says the first branch or the second branch?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
The branch are not your branch anymore, a brand branch,
a million fish if that makes sense, right?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That makes perfect sense to me. It does make sense. Yeah,
I have. I don't got room on my branch anymore.
Do you think Do you think it's rough? No more
room on your branches? I don't get it. I don't
even understand what that really meant, but it just sounded funny.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
I don't know, it's just you know, I don't get it.
I don't have any time for monkey business, That's what
I was saying. Do you think it's okay? Well, obviously
Nina does not think it's okay?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
But is it?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Is it cheating?
Speaker 23 (28:33):
Though?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
If you're monkey branching, that's the new trend in dating
monkey branching, where you have somebody where it describes behavior
where somebody continues to pursue other partners while already in
a relationship, not really cheating with them, but just having
them there in case you ever need to swing to Yes,
you think it's cheating, Victoria. Yes, you're already branching out
and talking to other branches when you're should be on
(28:54):
the first branch, like one branch at time. You would
think a political speech with somebody at a podium being
like one branch at a time. Monkey branching in my America.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I guess you know.
Speaker 13 (29:14):
The thing that's not clear to me is are you
are you divulging that you're monkey branching, Like if you're
in a relationship with someone and you say, hey, I'm
also I have friends, all these friends that I could
maybe hook up with, Like, is there an honesty factor
that I'm missing? Are we just assuming this is dishonest behavior?
I think it's dishonesty. I don't think that you would.
(29:35):
I don't think you would tell somebody your monkey branching.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Okay, now, but see, to me, while I do believe
it's cheating, it's Also, I feel sorry for monkeys because
the people that are out there choosing to monkey branch
are the people that have holes that are never filled.
So you need to swing to another branch to fill
your holes. Meanwhile, you're a leaky monkey, has to be.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I'm tracking with you, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
I'm just like, I'm sorry for.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
These monkeys because they're just emotionally sad. There's something they're there. Yes,
they're void, there's something that's not filling them, and they're
trying to get it. They're using people to validate them. Yeah,
and so it's like even if they cheated on that person,
it doesn't matter. They were never really with that person
in the first place. They use that person to fill
a hole. But then you're just messing up my branches.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
One hundred And that's why monkeys, leaky monkeys are problems.
Nky monkeys are problems. There needs to be a monkey rehab.
There does need to be a monkey rehab well, because
I mean, honestly, it does mess with people's emotions. Like emotions,
people's emotions are nothing to play with honestly, right like
(30:47):
and and you should if somebody trusts you enough to
have their emotions. You should be careful with it. And
I like, look, I've been a dirt bag in my
life right until I realized, like, wait a minute, says
actually can cause image to people. Right, Really, it is
important that you take care of somebody's emotions. Like if
you're going to monkey branch or if you want to leave,
(31:07):
you don't want to be there, then then go. But
you really you should fill yourself up. You should not
be a leaky monkey.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
No, you're right.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
You should find a way to fill yourself up. So
you're a monkey that's got patch holes and that doesn't
swing from branch to branch, right, the full bellied monkey
that swings when he wants to swing to another branch,
but it's kind to the branches it left. You know,
I don't know the one thing that always I mean,
this is like talking about anymore. This is a serious question.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
The one thing that I'm not one hundred percent sure
on is if the leaky monkeys really understand that they're
in these situations just to fill themselves, you know what
I mean. I don't know that they fully understand that
they're sucking the life out of a person because they
can't see past their own selfish needs.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I don't think so. I understand it. Yeah, I just
take all of the monkey stuff out of it for
just a second.
Speaker 13 (31:55):
People who are bouncing from person to person, I think
they're just refusing to look at themselves.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, right, they can't look in their monkey mirror, right,
They need to. They need a distraction from the hole
in their monkeness. So what do you do if that
monkey comes to your branch? She tells Jane Goodall to
get out of this, You tell her to get out
of here. I got nothing to fill your holes? Well
that's what. Yeah, And you can tell if somebody's a
monkey branch. You're right, how quick they go from own
relationship to know So if somebody's like coming at you,
you're like, wait a minute, you literally got out of
(32:22):
relationship like two days ago, and like I've been a
friend of yours for a second. Now you're here, right,
are you a leaky monkey? Sometimes you don't know if
you're a victim of a lenky monkey until it's too late.
So too late, that's right, the monkeys. All I know
is I'm really happy that Wi is here to save
the day again.
Speaker 23 (32:49):
It's time to catch a cheater only on the Tubile Show.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her husband of two years, they've
been together for eight years, his name is Pete, might
be cheating on hers. So we'll see if we can
help her out. Chase, thank you for your email. Thank
you for agreeing to do this segment. Tell us about
what's going on with Pete.
Speaker 16 (33:12):
Yeah, as you said, we've been together for eight years,
you're married for two. I desperately love him, and.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
We've always been incredibly honest with each other. We don't
hold back any secrets or keep anything from one another.
And so that's why I'm a little bit on edge
and I'm trying to understand what's going on. Like, we're
actually in a really good place that we got our
first house, we're both doing really well at work, and
we've been toying with the notion of having a kid,
(33:43):
and just like it feels like it's a really good
place for.
Speaker 15 (33:46):
Us, I know.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
But then like a month ago, he like kind of
started his demeanor.
Speaker 23 (33:52):
Change a bit.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
He doesn't he's not like a late night kind of person,
but recently this past month he's been like claiming that
he's going and doing like work in his office later
or like, you know, we've been married for like two
years and like we've we've been in that like honeymoon
phace frankly in the bedroom and like an until recently,
he's also like he hasn't really like been touching me
(34:16):
this month, and he's been texting a lot more, which
is really weird. And he never has been a texter
like at all. He's not particularly tatty or a phone
kind of person. And so I'm just I'm feeling a bit.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
On edge because we've always.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Been really honest with each other, and I'm just I'm
really scared that there might be something more that's going on.
But he's like never lied and he's never kept anything
from me, So I'm just I'm definitely like a bit
on edge.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
So have you asked him point in blank if there
was something going on? I mean, if he has never
lied to you, then I feel like you would kind
of know if something was off in his response.
Speaker 16 (34:51):
I haven't.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
I haven't explicitly been like are you cheating?
Speaker 10 (34:55):
Like who were you talking to? Because I think that's
the because I want.
Speaker 16 (34:59):
To believe I believe that I don't I don't even.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Really know, you know, it just feels like something is
a muck and I don't really know how to act.
I think that's where I'm at. It's just like I
don't even know what to ask, like why are you different?
Or what has changed in this month? Or like is
it me?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Is it work?
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Is it?
Speaker 10 (35:15):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
I don't know, but I just know that it is
different than it's ever been these past eight years.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay, you think you might be seeing someone else.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
I hope not, but but it's been he keeps texting,
he's in his office late. He hasn't touched me in
like a month. When we used to do this, it
was just it's it's very different than what it's always been.
And the texting late than being working late, do not touching,
Like all of these feels like links to something.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
You know.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Have you tried to touch him?
Speaker 18 (35:46):
I have, But it's also like you know, when you
know somebody like you don't want to like if you're removed.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
You don't want to see Yeah, it's like you don't
want to be.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Rejected in that way, or I feel you.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I've been in that situation before with a partner who
same thing, right, and then they would get kind of
upset at me because I wouldn't make like advances. But
then I was like, well, you don't seem like you're
interested at all, and I'm not trying to like push
myself on you.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
So I'm standoffish because you're standoffish. If you weren't stand offish,
I wouldn't be that way. I guess I just am
weird though, because I'll I'll just lay on top of
you and be like, you know, do something about it,
and then that's when you know.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
But anyway, yeah, that is that is kind of a
trifecta though of discomfort. I can see where you're coming from.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
All right, well, we'll see where you can figure it
out for you. You told us what grocery store you
guys are reward card members at, so we'll do the usual.
We'll call and pretend to be from the grocery store
and tell him that every single month, we choose one
Wars card member at random and gets free flowers delivered
anywhere in the whole world to anybody that they want,
and we'll see if he sends them to you or
to somebody else. Okay, Okay, thank you all right, We'll
(36:54):
play a song, comeback and see if he is cheating.
But to Catch a Cheater next.
Speaker 23 (36:59):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile
Show and only on the New Hits one oh six
point one.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a
Cheater of Chase is on the phone. She thinks that
her husband of two years named Pete might be messing around,
and we're about to see if we can figure it
out before we call him, though, Chase and pretend to
be from the grocery store and offer him free flowers
and see if he sends them to you or to
someone else. Why don't you refresh everybody's memory on why
you think Pete is cheating?
Speaker 16 (37:29):
Yeah, And I guess the sort of it is.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
We've had an incredible eight years together, two years being married,
we just bought a house, we've been talking about having kids.
We have been like really you know, physically intimate our
whole relationship up until this past month where he's been
working late, texting people at weird hours and hasn't really
(37:51):
been intimate with me for about a month. And so
this is just we're always so honest with each other
and really straightforward, and this month feels really, really really
like a huge dark difference from what our usual cadences,
and I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that you guys shop at and
say that Every month, we choose one Rewards Card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral apartment.
We'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, thank you, all right, here we go.
Speaker 15 (38:31):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Hi, is this Pete.
Speaker 15 (38:35):
Yeah, this is Pete, Pete.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Don't hang up. This is not a marketing call. I'm
calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 15 (38:41):
What wait, which goes?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
So?
Speaker 15 (38:43):
What did I won something?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah? The flowers?
Speaker 15 (38:46):
Oh I won flowers. Free flowers is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to say thank you very much for being a
loyal customer and thank you for shopping with us by
awarding them two dozen long stam red roses and a
card to send to anybody that they would like in
the United States. Absolutely free.
Speaker 15 (39:07):
Wow, thank you. I've never won anything. This is awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
If you know who you want to send them to,
and you got all the info I can do. I
can finish it all up for you in a matter
of minutes.
Speaker 15 (39:17):
Here, awesome, Yeah, I know who I want to send
them to. Great.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
What I want to need from you will be the
first and last name. Then anything you'd like to put
on a card, and then we can get the address
and you'll get a confirmation on all this stuff in
your email.
Speaker 15 (39:29):
Okay, Yeah, let's send them to Chase.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
And would you like to put anything on a card?
Speaker 15 (39:36):
Yes?
Speaker 19 (39:36):
Yes, could you put Hey, crazy lady, you smell exclamation point.
Speaker 15 (39:43):
Like these roses? I love you, you know I get
a joke, crazy lady.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
That's cute. Who's the crazy lady?
Speaker 15 (39:49):
That's my wife?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Oh fun? You ever cheat at all? Ever?
Speaker 15 (39:54):
I'm sorry? What didn't you just have to do with flowers?
Speaker 4 (39:59):
No, I've never.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
One of the rare dudes out there who doesn't do that.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Huh rare?
Speaker 15 (40:07):
I hope it's not rare.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, maybe it is, Maybe it isn't. I don't know.
All I know is he sound Legit sounds like you haven't.
And now I'll let you know that this is not
the grocery store. My name is Jubil. I host a
radio show called The Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victorias.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Hi.
Speaker 15 (40:24):
Hi hopefully God, what is going on here? I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
We do a segment on the show called Sketch a Cheater.
It's where if you think your significant other is cheating,
we can try to see if they send flowers to
you or to someone else.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
Oh, oh, I know this thing. I've heard this thing before, right,
my god, that's wait, wait, wait a minute. Why you
thinks I'm cheating on her?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (40:47):
God?
Speaker 18 (40:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
And she's on the phone, been listening this whole time
and wants to talk.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
Oh okay, Hi, what's going on? Honey?
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I the past months you've been withdrawn and I you know,
you've been working really late, and you've been like texting
a lot, and you haven't wanted to be intimate with me.
And I'm just I'm putting all these things together and
(41:24):
I don't have a rationale for it, and so here
I am.
Speaker 24 (41:30):
Well, Honey, I'm not uh yeah, no, I'm not cheating
on you. I've been I've been scared. I guess you know,
I've been really, really nervous. Things have been great, and
we're talking about what we have. We're having a kid
or you won't have a kid.
Speaker 19 (41:45):
We just bought a house. You know, we've been together
for so long. It's I'm just very scared, and I
guess I'm like a you know, a big baby about this.
So I've you know, we we've been talking about all this.
It's like grown up stuff. And you know, I look
like I'm a kid at heart, so you know, I
thought I still want to have the kid. I just
(42:06):
thought it'd be great to have, you know, a little
minion to help me torture you. And I think that's great.
I'm just I'm so scared that I'm going to be
bad at it. You know, I'm really scared that I'm
going to suck at it. I'm I'm scared that you
know that I'm not an adult, that I am man
enough to take this on. It's all kind of crashed
in on me. And I'm sorry that I've been withdrawn.
(42:27):
I've been really really worried about all this, and I've
been working longer because I'm scared about money. And I've
been texting my guy friends and asking them advice, and
you know, talking about the good old days when we
were so free, and it's all just dumb, irrational fear.
Speaker 15 (42:44):
You know that makes it.
Speaker 19 (42:45):
Yeah, I'm sorry I had.
Speaker 10 (42:46):
No it does.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
No, it does, And I didn't know you felt like that.
I wish that you felt like you could talk to
me like.
Speaker 25 (42:53):
I feel like we always talk so openly and so
it's just I wish that you felt that you could
share this with me because we're not I want to
like reassure you we're about in the hurry, right, We've
never rushed anything in our lives before, Like we don't
need to like rush into something.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
I want both of us to obviously be prepared and
wanting this and ready together. And I just really want
you to feel like you can talk to me about this.
This is our we're choosing to do this together. You know,
this isn't just me, this is us.
Speaker 15 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 19 (43:25):
Get it, and I you know, And I'm sorry I'm
such a manchild about all this. I've just I should
have talked to you about it. I don't, you know,
I don't know how to go about you know. I
want to be like big and strong and I can
do anything, but I'm not. I'm not feeling that now,
and I'm just feeling scared and uh, and I should
have talked to you about it. But I mean, I
would never cheat on you, honeyth Like, that's just not
(43:47):
I love you, I care about you.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
So much, Like I would never That's just that you're
just nervous.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (43:54):
Yeah, I'm very nervous. You know. I'm just nervous about everything.
It's all of a sudden.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
You know.
Speaker 15 (43:57):
I've always been like, you know, kid at herd and I,
you know, just do whatever I want.
Speaker 19 (44:03):
And now it's like all of life has come down
on top of me and I'm having to make all
these long term decisions and you know, I'm.
Speaker 15 (44:10):
Just not good at it.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
So is that why you've been like not wanting to
get crazy in the bedroom?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (44:18):
How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Well, that was one of the reasons that Chase was suspicious.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yeah, I mean I mentioned that as part of, you know,
my larger concerns.
Speaker 15 (44:31):
Yeah. I don't know what to tell you. I think
I'm just afraid of everything.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Right now, You guys sound like a very healthy couple.
Speaker 8 (44:39):
It's kind of a lesson for all of us because
when things get weird, it doesn't necessarily mean the worst.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
No, it just means that Pete's scared of a dad.
Oh me too, don't worry. Congratulations, Chase. At least you
know that Pete is a good dude. Yeah, trying to cheat?
Speaker 15 (44:58):
Yeah, we'll talk. And I would never, ever, in a
million years, feet on you.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
Ever.
Speaker 15 (45:04):
I can't. That's that's not even in my wheelhouse.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
You know, because if you did, we'd catch you. If
he's scared to have a baby with you, he's definitely
scared to have a baby with someone else.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
Yeah, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
Time for what's trending with Nina and du A Lipa
is trending because of how she cooked shrimp what so
the du Alipa method I just named it. That she's
been on vacation and celebrating her birthday. So there's a
photo of her cooking shrimp on a girl. But she's
getting grilled for the way that she grilled them because
there's no smoke, no fire, no nothing. It looks like
(45:42):
it's a completely staged photo with just a bunch of shrimp.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
She got cooked shrimp and then put it on there.
Speaker 8 (45:49):
I mean, I'm looking at this picture right now and
I don't see any fire either, but who knows. Maybe
it was just getting heated up and she can't wait.
You know sometimes I do that, put stuff in the
oven before it's pret eat it.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Does the shrimp look cooked yet? Or is it raw?
It's kind of pink. I don't know, Jebbil look at this.
What do you think?
Speaker 6 (46:06):
Oops?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
We'll put it up at the Jubile show. If you
want to follow see a picture of I can't she
looks hot? Yeah she does?
Speaker 6 (46:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Is there?
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (46:23):
I mean right, The shrimp's not even the highlight of
the photo. So it's funny that everybody take the time
to focus on grilling the internet.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
The Internet just wants to be angry about stuff sometimes.
So she's just making some shrimp for her birthday, and
they're like, hold on, that is the stage picture. There's
no way she's actually cooking that shrimp. I'm not wishing
her happy birthday at all. Was getting canceled because she's faking,
fake cooking shrimp. That's my trigger.
Speaker 8 (46:50):
It's so funny, like different people are saying things like
it's cooking in the sun, give it time.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
She must be that's funny. Quick take a video of
me grilling these strip anyway. We love even without her Shrimpyes,
you want to start taking pictures and videos of me
doing things but not actually doing thrilling stuff but never
grilling in just.
Speaker 18 (47:12):
An owner of that.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Yeah, yeah, please do That's what's trending jewbles.
Speaker 23 (47:17):
Dirty little Secret.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 9 (47:28):
Hey, guys, So I definitely want to share my dirty
little secret.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Well good, yea, it's the time to do it. So
what's your.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (47:38):
And it's actually a double dirty secret, but okay, so
it's a little embarrassing, but my husband really gets turned
on by the idea of me being with other men,
and so he really encourages me to go out and
literally sleep with other.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Men and then come back home him okay, okay, you
do it.
Speaker 7 (48:03):
Well yeah, so that's part of the like double secret,
is that there are times where I one hundred percent
don't want to do that, and so I'll tell him, Okay,
I'm going to the bar to go have sex with someone,
and then I just instead, you know, don't.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Like, hey, that's cool, you got some alone time, and
then he thinks that, you know, stuff's going on. He's
super happy about that, you.
Speaker 9 (48:30):
Know exactly, I'm hoping that you know what he doesn't
know it doesn't hurt him.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah, it's icy territory to be in, you know, because
you like what you like. And in my last relationship
I had very similar thing. But you know, you guys
obviously have trust and you're like, well, I'll just go
out and not talk to anybody. Mine took full advantage
even when I didn't know about it. I guess that's
not like a king thing anymore. It's just something else
at that point. Yeah, anyway, got to make sure you
(48:55):
trust each other very well. Thanks for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 9 (49:00):
All right, love the show, guys, Thank you.
Speaker 23 (49:02):
What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Textubol to four one.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
Six one time for what's trending with Nina? So goodbye
drive January. You've got you've got some competition.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
What it's called Sober September, stepping red up Sober September. Yeah, so,
now that we've.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
Officially made our way into September, Sober September is what
a lot of people have been decided to take on
because you know, after the summer you went so hard,
you want to kind of give yourself detox and get
ready to go into the holidays where you're gonna go
so hard again. So September feels like the appropriate month
to just be good for a little while, kind of
a reset to your body, right, yeah, a reset to
(49:42):
your body.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
So sober September is trending.
Speaker 11 (49:44):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
No, I feel like I spent all of summer being
so good, so now it's time to think that's true.
I don't either, sem I good, partially good. Sorry. I've
seen you drunk a lot of time. You're a coworker
shots before we go to every work event. It's Victoria.
You're drunk right now.
Speaker 10 (50:07):
Wait, no I'm not.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
I was like, wait, that's you. You don't even know. Okay, Well,
the point is Victoria is not going to be sober
in September. Yeah, but I don't think she ever will be.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Good for everyone else who is, Well, that's what
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