September 27, 2024 • 50 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turtles can breathe out of their butts. What it's the
jewbil Show. And if that sounds made up, it isn't.
Somebody just published a list of facts that sound made
up but actually are true. Also, I just learned that
I'm part turtle. Okay, anyway, we'll go over it. And
so you can impress your friends and co workers today
with a bunch of crazy, made up sounding facts. Right
after this, it's the Jebile Show. Have you ever wondered
(00:21):
just how much a buttload is? It's the Jewbile Show.
I mean kind of A buttload is equivalent to one
hundred and twenty six scounds. It's an actual unit of measurement.
A buttload is a real thing. What made It's amazing?
It is amazing. I believe that one though if it
sounds made up, it isn't. And now you can fact
check your friends if they say they have a buttload
(00:42):
or something. Go really, you have one hundred and twenty
six scounds if something in you. I just want to
meet the person that named it a butt load. Well,
an article is going viral with facts that sound made
up that aren't, and we've got a buttload more crazy
facts for you right now? Oh really do well? We
have one hundred twenty six scounds of fact. I think
we might. There's a lot of them that'll make your
mind go and goes a dynamo. Right now, it's impossible
(01:06):
to hum while holding your nose. I feel like I've
tried this before. Victoria's trying.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, I'm gonna try it now too.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, you can't. It's not really a hum. Yeah. Interesting
that we're going over facts that sound made up but
are actually true. The word nerd was first coined by
doctor Seuss what of it when he was going into
writing kids books because he started off drawing adult entertainment serious,
and so he was like, I don't want to work
for these nerds. I don't know if that's I just
(01:40):
know that he started off drawing those things, and I
just made that up right now, But that would be
a good way for him to make it up. Hold
wait a second, that that part wasn't made up. Part,
not the fact that he did start off drawing adult
entertainment though, that is real. Yeah, that is real. He
wasn't a kid's guy first, he was a airy adult
(02:00):
guy green eggs and ham. Then, like, I feel like
it doesn't look I don't think trying to make that
connection in your head. You know you're now green. Doctor
Susan isn't making a killing with trying his adult cartoons,
so he decided to write kids books instead.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Wow, he didn't have discreete packaging back then, mean way
to be innovative.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I think he actually came up with the nerd before
he was writing the kids books, because one of them
it just said, give it to me, nerd, and then no,
I made that up.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
To you.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Took our facts again, because you know, we're going over
a list of facts that sound made up but are
actually true. In Germany, mister Clean is known as mister Proper.
That's the same character, Yep, the same character. He's just
called mister Proper there. So is that mister Clean with
a British accent or something? Because in Germany? Right, yeah, Germany,
(02:58):
you got me proper.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You sound like he's Austrian, but nobody really knows the difference. Okay,
show me a German accent and I'll show you an Austrian.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
One has missed. These are facts that sound made up
on aren't. Vending machines are twice as likely to kill
you as a shark. What ye, So you're more likely
to die from a vending machine than a shark. It's
falling over. No, they stalk people and then they hide
in bushes and then they pop out and shoot you
(03:28):
in the head with a soda can and then you
pass out, and then they jump on you and attack you.
That's what they do. That not made up, not at
all made Could you imagine you just were walking along
and a vending machine jumps out and shoots you in
the head with a soda can. It sounds like an
anti sugar doctors. Yeah, if it feels like a movie
from the future.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I think venning machines fall on people and that's why
they're more likely to die from a vening machine than
a shark. Shake them once you put your money in it.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
If you don't get your thing, you start shaking it
to try to get so then you die and if
it falls over.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Bye bye. All for chips and now thought I should
have like survived that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But you would survive it if you quickly turned around
and went on your face because your butt would make
it bounce off.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
That was Victoria's got a big butt joke. You know,
she's got a bad way.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
She has a beautiful she has an excellent one. I
can say that because she's my friend. It would be
amazing to see, though, if you were off that thing back.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It searts to fall.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Turn out quick, don't run away from it, just turn around.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I didn't know if Victoria's but can used as a
multi tool kind of things. You do now the next
time I need a door battered that thing, then Victorious
but she doubles as a battering ran for the police.
(04:58):
Victoria's but is so big. Jokes like him. I'm a jokes.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
She's got such a good bye.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You really do your mama.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You did get it from your mama. So sorry, I
started this. Victoria's but is so big. It didn't get
skinny with Ozmpic. It got bigger with Olympic. Okaytoria's but
that was my fault.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm sorry. I was just trying to give you a compliment.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Not actually fake, and we're now doing Your butt is
not fake, but you did not get a.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
BBL that's real. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, what's happening? I
don't know, sir. Okay, let's go back to the facts.
Where's Victoria. Victoria's butts so big? Jacked the kool aid
Man for a sip. We wanted to get bigger. I
was like a visual in my Victoria actually goes into room,
(06:00):
was like the kool aid Man. She busted through the
wall with her butt. Okay, we're out of time now.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
His phone break out of his every single hour on
the twenties is coming up right after this.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Victoria's but so big it took up all our time.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah, a butt load for Victoria, the entire population of
South Korea.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Hello, is this the wrong number? I don't understand how
you doing?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
How you doing there? Probably pretty scare?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
What yo?
Speaker 8 (06:58):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Exter?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, hey, dexter, how you doing? This is pe Dikins
calling from conta house.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Uh okay, did you guys find my wallet?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh? Yes, you dropped a wallet when you were in
here the other day, right, and so you called us
and you want to see if we found it.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
That is correct?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Did I find your wallet? I don't know when there's somebody.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Okay, okay, okay, do listen.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
I get it. You work it a hound? How scary
sound effects are your thing?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's not a sound effect. That's James. He's one of
the goals here with the chainsaw. He's back here with me.
We figured we'd you again.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Can you ask James if he found my wallet?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I can't ask James, he just left. But yes, we
did find your wallet.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Cool?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
How do I go about picking it up?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Let me ask the ghost that lives here? Beatrice? Hey, Beatrice,
where can Dexter get his wallet back? You gotta be
freaking out now?
Speaker 9 (08:06):
No, I'm not, because I know this is a haunted house, like,
I just want my wallet like it's It's also in
the middle of the day, so I'm not dead or
what's that?
Speaker 10 (08:19):
I'm sorry, there's a madman with a chain saw?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Me?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Whoa James? Stop?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Stop? Stop?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Okay, bro, bro, can I speak?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Can I speak to a manager?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Please?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh that's me. I run the place.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Okay, that's amazing, Listen, I have work to do.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Can I come pick up The last thing you expected
was for a madman with a chainsaw to call? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Sure so that yes? Like, what time can I pick
it up?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh? Your wallet? You want to come get it?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Well, then you can come down and I'll tell you
exactly when you can come down, but James has it
now and he's got a chainsaw.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Keep doing it, James, keep going are.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, he's got it. He's got a chainsaw though, and
you got to get through James to get it.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Okay, what time can I come and get the wallet?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, got a bit of a problem, damn it, James.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
You're being so annoy right now. Can't I just get
my wallet?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Or enough like a wallet?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You can get both of them. I guess now this
would be a good way to see it both.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
What what do you talk I left one.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Wallet, it's a black I don't understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, uh, sometimes we have a little too much fun
here at the Haunted House. And James was messing around
with the chain saw as we're trying to give you
a little scary experience to say you can come get
your wallet, and uh sort of dropped the dropped it
on the chainsaw, and it's uh kidding me?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
You did not chuck like they change charge your heart?
Don't even their prop Oh why do you play on
my phone?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Good?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
I'm just gonna go leave work now and get my wallets.
You're being so stupid right now. I don't have time
for this, so I'll see you guys in twenty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, well, don't do that because this is actually Jewel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your girlfriend set you up. Oh my gosh, it's
a joke. She said that you lost your wallet at
a haunted house. You wanted to mess.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
With you, Yo, that was so annoying.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, It's time
for Nina's what's trending? Y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I'm saying y'all for a reason. Giddy up because Beyonce
is about to team up with Levi's. I'm really excited
about this. Levi's jeans are a classic. And if you
didn't know, when Beyonce released Cowboy Carter, she has a
song on that album we've post Malone.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Called Levi's Oh Cool.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So that already when the song came out, boosted Levi's
stock by twenty perc seriously, Yeah, which was huge. So
it's only I mean, it's a no brainer to do
this collaboration.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Were they paid to have make that song by I
don't know. Sometimes I'll do that, Yeah, I don't think so.
Because the way that maybe I shouldn't say that. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Maybe the way that she spells it though is l
E v I I and Levi's just has one eye.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So I don't know what that.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Said, and a little extra to it either way. There's
a billboard that was posted it's Beyonce.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Let's be real. They're saying, it's a woman that looks
like Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's Beyonce wearing Levi's jeans, and above it says Launderette
reimagined with Beyonce, September thirty.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So Levi Lingerie.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
No, it's called lunderette, which makes me feel like that's
going to be the name of the genes that are
like designed by Beyonce Lingerie.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
No, Launderette is the old school term for laundry. Wait
what Yeah, I think the launderurette e t t e
at the end. Okay, so they used to have a
thing called lnderette from Levi's.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They're bringing it back. They're saying it's reimagined. Right, they
call a laundromat and not a laundry mat. I don't know.
I don't know. That name has always bugged me. Yeah,
I don't know it's laundreu. You're not going to there
to do your laundreu mat. Shouldn't be a laundry mat.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Jubel's new collaboration with Levi's the Laundro Vision.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So where's the mat? There is no no map there
Sometimes like welcome Matt.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, well, September thirtieth. Jan's really excited. I'll wear them
and let you know how go.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Dramatic laundry palace would be better than laundro Matt. I
don't know, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So in other news, we have a date for the
release of Squid Games, so now.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You can put it on your calendar. Isn't too I'm hungry? Yeah,
season two? What for calamari A? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
What thanky?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Squid Game Season two is coming December twenty six, so
this is probably going to go off the rails too.
I'll just tell you that, put it in your calendar
and we'll leave it there. Anything else.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What does it mean? Do I get to do the
Squid Games or is it an Do you not know
about this TV show?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I know the TV show, I've never seen it season two?
Oh but so not in the game show.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's season two of the original squid games with the
same actor coming back.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I'm sorry. When I'm hungry, I don't listen very well. Yi,
And that's what's trending.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
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Speaker 1 (13:23):
Bailey is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Shane.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call Shane and
see if he tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Bailey, how long
has it been since you heard from Shane?
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Probably, I don't know, maybe like a few days, maybe
a week or so, Yeah, about a week.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, And have you tried to get a hold of
him in that time.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I've tried texting him a few times, I've tried calling.
We said we would meet at the dogs park and nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Wait, can I ask why the dog park?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah. We started running into each other there like a
few times a week, and it would just kind of
like be fun we'd have we'd get into deep conversations
obviously while our dogs were playing, because he also has
the dog. But yeah, and then he eventually asked me
if I wanted to get dinner like just him and
without the dogs. So we were always hanging out with
the dogs. And yeah, I mean I was excited. I
(14:16):
was happy about it. I was hoping that he would
eventually ask, and he did. So we like went to
this local Mexican spot in like his neighborhood. It's really nice.
It's like really cute patio seating with like the beech
tree lights and all that, and it was a lot
of fun. We the dinner lasted three hours. Yeah, it
was really long. We just talked and talked and talked.
(14:37):
We didn't even drink that much because we were just genuinely,
you know, interested in talking and enjoying each other's company.
It went really well.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
One of those dates where you're on where the was
kind up like, yeah, guys, right early, we haven't even
looked at you.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, I think were like those too much.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Okay, Well I love those moments.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
So when you can connect to somebody that you can
talk to them for three hours, Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
And there was just the two of us, but yeah, so
that was their dinner day. And then you know, at
the end of the night we had we kissed and
like he shinged really into it and that he has
to go, but we said we would do it again
and that we would see. So after that, he said
that we would do it again and we would meet
up again at the dog park the next day, because
(15:23):
both of us just go every day like out a routine.
But the next day I went to the dog park
and he wasn't there, so I texted him just to
make sure.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
He was okay.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
No answer. I texted again, I called, and that was it.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
That's like even worse than being ghosted, because like now
you're also worried about this person's well being.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We sure he's single. I mean, he said, you, what
is there anything that happened on the date that maybe
could be something or maybe it could be a reason
that you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
I mean, like so I have like the kind of
teeth where food always gets stuck in your teeth, Like
I don't know why that's the thing for me. Yeah,
early I checked earlier in the night and like it
was fine, and then like I got home and I
checked again and I had like a giant piece of cilantro.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
So like.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
I don't know, maybe he felt it and I just
want to die.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
I don't know. That's it.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
That's the only thing you can think of with something
in your teeth.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I get. I mean, that's literally the only thing I
can think of. I'm like that. I don't even know
if that's a reason to go someone after three hours
of talking, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
All right, Well, we'll play a song and then come
back and call him and see if he tell us
why is ghosting you, and maybe get to another date. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll play a song, come back and get
your first Day follow up. Next ran the middle of
today's First Day follow up. If you're just joining us,
Bailey is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Shane. So we're about to call him
(16:57):
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger, and
maybe or another date. But first, Bailey, why don't you
recap your date with Shane real quick?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
So, Shane and I met at a dog park.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
We both have.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Dogs, and we after a few days of hanging out
at the dog park, we went to like a local
Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
We had a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
The dinner actually lasted three hours. We didn't even drink
because we were so into talking to each other. It
was wonderful and then at the end we had a nice, beautiful,
passionate kiss and we agreed that we'd meet the next
day at the dog park. He didn't show up. I texted,
I texted, I called nothing, so.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, are you ready for us to call on?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Let's do it all right? Here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hi, Ma sweek to Shane. Please Shane, Shane, how are you.
My name is Jewbel and I'm calling from a radio
show called The Jewbill Show. Hi, Shane, I'm Nina also
on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria Cool. How are you?
I'm doing well?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
How are you? Folks?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Great? Thank you for v He sounds so scared. It's okay,
don't be scared. Have you ever heard of the show before?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Oh? I mean, of course, And okay, that's why I'm
sort of Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
If you've never heard the first day follow up? It's
a segment two on the show where somebody's getting ghosted.
They can email us and then we call that person
to see why they're ghosting them. And we got an
email about you, Shane. Mm hmmm, it's from Bailey.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
We talked to Bailey about your date. She said it
was really great and she has no idea why she's
being ghosted. So we're calling you to ask if you
would tell us, Well.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You could say theirs. I has nothing to do with her.
She's amazing, and I said, can't stop thinking about her.
So there's nothing wrong with Bailey. The thing is that
I am. I'm actually in a relationship, in this relationship
for three years. Actually it's pretty serious. I gotta have
(19:06):
an engagement ring. And to be clear, it's really messing
with me right now.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
So why did you go out with FAILI in the
first place, Shane?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I probably, I definitely, I definitely should not have. But
she's so cool.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
We were having so much fun of the dog park.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
She's funny. She was a very natural, like very natural chemistry,
and I guess I convinced myself that if I went
on a date and you know, outside of the context
of the dog park, maybe like maybe she wouldn't be
as awesome and cool. Was very stupid, because it turns
out that she is even cooler. I mean, we weren't
(19:47):
even we shouldn't even drink. We just talked for like
three hours.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, that's what she said, so, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Mean, honestly, I just it's really messed up and I
shouldn't have done it. Also, I'm just reevaluating my entire
situation and like, is in my engage to the right
person should be in this relationship if I'm if I
feel this way like this other person or is it
just like because it's.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So new as Shane, That's all good questions. And I
bet somebody who would like some to figure out some
answers with you to that would be Bailey. She's actually
on the phone listing and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
H right, Hey, Bailey, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Yeah, I'm really confused on how, oh why you let.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
It get this far? Yeah? Yeah, after the kills? This
is like what am I thinking? This is?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I'm confused and I just don't know why you let
it get respond. I just think that you probably should
have told me you had a girlfriend when we were
at the dog's park and not after we went to
dinner for three hours. And I just don't know what
you were thinking and how you could do this to
two people.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
What was the plan, sane, like just ghosting Bailey and
then it would just go away.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I was hoping that we would just get the vibe like,
oh we should just be friends, and then that would
be easier to just, you know, from then on detached
and just be doug parts friends. And that it is
not what happened at all, obviously, and it was very
stupid and real irresponsible with me. And I hate myself,
not that it's anybody's, you know, problem, except for my own,
(21:23):
and I have to figure it out. But I just
want to be clear, Bailey, like I fell for you,
I fell for you hard, and I can't. I still
can't stop thinking about you, and that is that is
my problem, and that is my fault. But I just
want you to know that you didn't Obviously, you didn't
do anything wrong and in fact, you're great.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Well it's my problem too because I'm stuck in this,
and it's your girlfriend's problem too, she just doesn't know
it yet. But I mean, obviously I'm I have strong
feelings for you too. I'm just really upset.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
And I just didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I don't know why you did this or what you
want to do.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
About all of this now that everybody's involved.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, what do you want to do about this? Now? Bailey?
That you have this information?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I guess I just want him to man up and
make a decision, Like he's living with someone that for
three years that he's about to propose to and he
bought a ring, but he's telling me otherwise. So I
think he just needs to leave his girlfriend because I
think we're soulmates and I'm I think I'm the one,
and that's what he kind of said over a three
(22:25):
hour dinner, So I think he needs to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Shane, she might be right.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
I have to figure this out. I mean, Bailey might
you might be That's why I'm so messed up, Like
it would be a lot easier if I didn't feel
that way. Obviously, I have to figure things out. I mean,
like this person's really special to me, obviously about an
engagement ring, and again, I just got to make sure
I'm not just doing something because I'm feeling something all
of a sudden, something new.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
So you both think that each other's soul mates.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Well, I'm just kind of annoyed on him right now.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
I mean, I mean we talked about it on the
date or like everything down to our birthday's lineup, you know,
like we're compatible, think we are like Tolmades. I just
I don't know what to do. I mean, Dailey, what
should I do?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Well, when you can call her, like when we get
off the phone, now you can just call her and
tell her that it's over and you can come live
with me.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
WHOA, Well, I guess I can ask the question now, Shane,
would you like to go on another date with Bailey?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
We'll pay for it? Yeah, yeah, and that's the figure
of this out. But yes, yes, that's I think what
I want. But I just want to be clear. So Bailey,
you're saying, if I call her and I end things
right now, I can little do.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, if you call her and break it up. You
can move in tonight if you want, and you can
bring that ring that you got for her, because we're soulmates,
So just bring the ring.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
We'll have to figure out if historic size. But yeah,
what ye that shame?
Speaker 11 (24:02):
You know?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I just talking about it right now. I'm feeling like
so much weight off my shoulders. I think I think
it's the right thing to do. I think their soulmates
just what real I gotta do?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay, Well, congratulations Bailey, you got another date and maybe
a more fiance out of it. Yeahah, we'll pay for
a second date, but not the wedding that escalated.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Really yeah, all right, thanks guys, and Shane makes that phone,
makes that phone call, and yeah, I love you.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Oh, I love you too.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Okay, Jules first date. I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong,
you were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're
very good looking. I'm not attractive. All right, as long
as you're willing to admit that, it's almost signed for
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answer these as fast as possible. How can you tell
(25:41):
if an aunt is a boy or a girl?
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Bye?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Looking, gun, I got to stop.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
He's some tiny little aunt are sitting on the sidewalk
picking up these little siders like.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Mama.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Here it's a boy, it's an uncle. Huh an uncle?
How many beers does it take to get a bird drunk?
One big one? Two canons? Okoria is coming up next.
You will show.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance is take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for all the trivia glory and one hundred
dollars Macy's gift card. Let's meet today's contestant for you
versus Victoria. Stephanie. What's up, Stephanie? How are you an?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
How are you guy?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking. Victoria is definitely getting her
game based on she was just applying her chapstick, which
she's ready for business. Are you ready to take on Victoria? Stephanie?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I am.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
We've been waiting for this.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How are your lips properly moisturized?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Very much?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay? Nice? All right, We're just send Victoria out of
the studio and here we go. The game is played
like this. Stephanie, have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't, no one just say pass,
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, yes,
all right? Are you ready? Yes, here we go, Stephanie.
Your time starts now. Who's the lead singer of the
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band Panic at the Disco?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Ohky?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What does tea.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Mean in T minus? Who is the author of the
book The Giving Tree?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Why are you so hard today? And when did we
get electricity?
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
In the nineteen.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right, okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio
and while she is getting settled. Stephanie, what's something you
would like the world to know today?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Thanks to my husband that he said tractor, I get
to stay home with my babies.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh that's nice. What does he like to do? Long
haul trucking?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
He did, and then he's too local to be home more.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Oh that's nice. You ever hang out in the back
of the cab, ma'am. I'm gonna get up there, all right.
Victoria's back in studio and here we go thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass. And you have to beat
stephan I'm not I'm getting distracted because's now didn't my
(28:35):
every word for the first time? You got me? Actually? Okay, Victoria,
you have to beat Stephanie outright to win. Yes, Stephanie,
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Okay go.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Who's the lead singer of the band Panic at the Disco?
I don't know his name? No, that's past. Okay. What
does the team mean in tea minus time? Minus time?
Who is the author of the book The Giving Tree?
Speaker 11 (29:02):
The What.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
God?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
When did we get electricity? Fifteen hundreds?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
What is the name of the largest species of kangaroo
kangaroo one.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
You're another question was like the way you answered it, Oh, kangaroo, kangaroo,
You're gonna ask another question. You didn't get there. When
the sounder happens, it's over. You don't start a question.
Once that happened, he was saying the question, but then
(29:44):
was laughing. I don't feel like fighting with you right now.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
You did not get it. Guys messed up. Let's send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Producer bread Victoria got one correct and Stephanie got zero correct.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Victoria, that's a victory for Victoria seventy. I'm sorry to
not be Victoria, but you do get one hundred dollar
gift card just for playing to Macy's.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Well, thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Fun ye, thank you. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
To be fair, these questions were very hard. The lead
singer of Panic at the Disco is Brandon Urie. T
means in T minus time.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
John Vicky Shelle Silverstein is the author of the book
The Giving Tree We Got Electricity in eighteen eighty two,
and the red kangaroo is the largest species of Kangaroo,
not the el kangaroo one.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Ell you grew too, Sevanie, thank you for playing.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Thank you guys, Good day you too.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You play you Verus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is demos at the Jewel Show
or go to the Jebel show dot com. It's time
to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show. Tate
is on the phone today for to catch Cheater and
he thinks that his girlfriend of two years named Bella
might be messing around, so we'll see if we can
help them out today. Sorry, you have to come on
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the show this way. Boths up. What's going on? Why
do you think that Bella is cheating on you?
Speaker 12 (31:06):
Well, I don't know she is. I mean we've been
together like two years. This is like the most serious
relationship either one of us.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Could have had.
Speaker 12 (31:17):
You know, we moved in right out of college, but
it's been cool. We weren't even used to like going
to bed at the same time as someone or you know,
we're just kind of all figuring it out. You know,
we've never lived not at like our parents' house or
the dorm or whatever. So this is we're trying to
be grown ups over here.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, it sounds like it. It's exciting.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (31:41):
So I know Bella has been out with's like a
lot of people.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
In the past, and that's fine.
Speaker 12 (31:49):
I mean I have too, She's probably been out with
more people than I have. But I'm literally the first
guy she's been with for more than a year. So
I'm her like longest term relationship.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Generally good?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
But I don't know.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
I just worry sometimes she feels it feels like maybe
she's bored with like the domestic light.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Stay.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Like I said, we're young.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
We just uh, we just.
Speaker 12 (32:18):
Kind of moved in and we love being with each other.
I love being with her, But I just worry that,
you know, it's feeling like too much for her.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Maybe did anything happen that makes you think she might
be looking outside your relationship?
Speaker 12 (32:32):
Well, she she doesn't complained. You know, it's not like
I cage her in. She can go where she wants
to do what she wants to do. But like she
lately she's just been doing this one weird thing. The
last month or so, she's been going to the grocery
store at night, like for all things, but we'll.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Need one thing.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Maybe we don't even need it. But she's just like,
I gotta go.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
I'm going to the grocery store.
Speaker 12 (32:59):
And she's out for hours, you know, like she'll go
for a loaf of bread or bananas or something, and
she comes back an hour and a half later with
all bananas. I'm like, you know what, what's happening?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
What is this?
Speaker 12 (33:12):
And she says like, oh, I didn't find the white
bananas or you know, God knows, Like I just kind
of have to drop it. I guess. I mean, she
she can be kind of flighty, especially if she doesn't
take her add all.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
But I mean, I was gonna say, it's not that
weird to go shopping at night, because it's kind of
the best time to go to the grocery store because
nobody's there and you can get in and out. But
if she's coming back with nothing and then going every yeah,
I kim banana again, You're like, what kind of banana
are you looking for?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
That was my question. I'm sorry that doesn't help anything. Tape.
Speaker 12 (33:47):
It's happened more than once that she goes out for
a long time, like much longer than whatever it would
be you know, like, how fast can you grab a loaf.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Of bread in two minutes?
Speaker 5 (33:59):
So clearly something.
Speaker 12 (34:01):
Is happening that I just I hope it's nothing bad,
you know, I'd be sad if she feels like bored
of her length with me.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, I mean, that is weird that she goes and
then comes back with basically nothing.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I mean, if you're gonna lie, though, wouldn't you be
better at it? Because that feels so negligent as far
as lies go.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah, I mean, at least come back with a trunk
full of groceries right.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Right single time. Well, we'll see if we can help
you out. You already told us what grocery store she's
a rewards member at, So we'll call and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell her that she's
this month's big winner of free flowers delivered from our
floral apartment, and we'll see if she sends those to
you or to somebody else. Okay, now, all right, we'll
play a song come back and get you to catch
a cheater next. Right in the middle of to Catch
(34:52):
a Cheater if you're just joining us at Tate is
on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend, Bella
of two years, might be messing around. And we're about
to call and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a rewards member at and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if she sends those to Tate or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Tate, why don't you catch
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us up on your situation.
Speaker 12 (35:15):
Yeah, lately Bella has been going out to the grocery
store at night, supposedly to the grocery store. She's gone
for a long while and doesn't he come back with
any grocery.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That's totally weird. Ye, yeah, that is weird. All right, man,
are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling
from I was looking for a rewards card member named Bella.
(35:55):
This is hi, Hi Bella. Please don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to
say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Okay, winner of.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
What the flowers?
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody
that they want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.
You've just won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to whoever you want.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Oh wow, Okay, Oh that's great. That's great.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Well, okay, here's how it works. I can take down
the information in just a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
I know exactly who I want to sell. I'm so excited. Great, Actually,
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
First thing, I will need to just be the name,
first and last of the person you want to send
them to.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Sure, Sure her name is Sarah.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Okay, I think you know how to spell that? All right, Sarah?
And is there anything you want to put on a card?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (36:52):
Oh, the other night was so amazing. I miss you.
I've never felt this. Oh wait, that's too much, that's
too much, time of it.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I love you so much. You're so special to me.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I can put that down, and I guess before I
ask for the address, I'll just let you know that
this is actually a radio show. It's the Jewbill Show.
My name is Jewbull. Yeah, Nina. I'm Victoria And we
do a segment on the show called to Catch a
Cheater where if you think your significant other might be
messing around you see you, they send flowers to and
your boyfriend, Tate is actually on the phone.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
What's going on this? I don't. I don't believe you.
I don't. This is some prank call.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Who is Zarah?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
What is happening Tate? I this is some kind of
prank call. I know that it's a She's.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
A friend, she's a friend, very close friend, where we
just met and we're just really close friends.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
What happened the other night?
Speaker 4 (37:48):
What are you? What are you setting her flowers for?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 11 (37:53):
This is this is just women like celebrating women and
we've just met and it's sort of a you know,
a special relationship that I gives me space so I can,
you know, be more present with you because I can
go and and you know, we like we do yoga
and a lot of yoga, and we well, we bond
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and there there is a lot of intimacy, but it's
it's not it's not sexual.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
It's we're friends. We're friends. She's my best I love her.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Didn't you just say the other night with mind blowing
we have.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
We just had a special night of like can you
don't understand how women are Guys aren't like this.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
Women are very close, we're intimate or emotional, and we
had a we had a great night.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Are you going to see the person? Tell me you're
going to the food store. I have not been gone
that long, and I have bought. I bought.
Speaker 13 (38:53):
I bought mints one night and I have You don't
see everything I have in my bag?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Why are you lying?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Bella?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Not not lying? I'm just trying to explain because I
don't want to hurt I love Tate. Tate, I love you.
I don't want to hurt your feelings. I don't I
didn't know how to explain that I have this really
close friendship, that's all. You can't explain having a friend.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
What kind of friendship?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Can't you explain?
Speaker 12 (39:18):
Why would you be keeping secret friends for me where
we're supposed to live together.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Why would you be sneaking off for a friend? Tate,
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 13 (39:28):
This is not a place to have this conversation. And
these people are not They're not on your side. I'm
on your side.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I want to. They don't you know this is very personal.
This is very personal, and Sarah is a very you know,
private person.
Speaker 12 (39:47):
I are you coming out?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Sexuality is fluid, do it? And it's I mean, this.
Speaker 15 (40:00):
Is a very tender special I love you, Tate, I
love you. I love our apartment and you know, we
just moved in and we're I'm just exploring some things.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
And it doesn't count, it said the woman you've been
beating on me.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
You said it doesn't count as a woman.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
How does it count? How does it count? It's a woman,
it's not a man. You're the only man.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
For me, unless that's a role you guys have where
you can have women and he's the only man.
Speaker 12 (40:29):
But it's you give you out of the house to
go fool around with other people in town.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
This is not the place I had this conversation. You
don't I love you. I love you.
Speaker 13 (40:41):
This is not the way I wanted to I was
not thinking when all of a sudden, these are strangers
was asking me, calling me names, calling me a liar,
and I'm just.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
You said I was lying.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I asked you why you were lying. That doesn't mean
I didn't call you a liar.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Sing, Oh my god, lady, that's the same.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Known you have a friend that's intimate to Now you're experimenting,
so I'm not really sure what to tell you.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Well, of experimenting, it's love, love us love.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Now I love with another person.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Are you homophobic?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I don't think that has anything to do with it.
I think he's your boyfriend. Well, talk about deflection, Tate.
Speaker 14 (41:21):
I really think you're being You know, I have ADHD,
I have a lot going on.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
The moon is spenful, I have love going on. This
is unfair. We're going to have to move out. We're
gonna have to find new places to live. I mean
what we're going that's crazy. That's crazy. That's so crazy.
You're really overreacting. You're overreacting up and some other woman.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
That's not what we do, Tate. It's called love, love
us love. I have freedom.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
We'll let you guys discuss some more detail on your time.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Tate.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
At least you got your answer.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Sorry, Manate, I love you, Tate. Don't listen to them.
These are not serious people.
Speaker 12 (42:07):
I don't know what I was expecting, but it definitely
was not this.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yes, all right, man, Well, I hope you guys, get
it figured out, Tate. Sorry, man, let us know if
you need anything.
Speaker 11 (42:18):
Okay, the Jewels shows.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
To catch a cheater? Time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Are you blonde? And do you think you kind of
look like a young Reese Witherspoon? Then you could be
the next big thing in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Actually this is kind of okay, hold on the headline.
Cute young blonde is going to be famous.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Kinda if she says, if she plays a young l Woods.
So Wetherspoon just announced that they're looking for young Elwoods,
who of course was her character from the movie Legally Blonde.
So they're creating a show that's a prequel to the
movie with Amazon called Elle, and they're doing an open
casting call. So it's really anyone's cool blonde that kind
(43:00):
of looks like a young race can submit for it
if you've got any acting chops.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
What is the script on how many submissions they're going
to get for people who looked nothing? My friends always
told me that I look like a young race. Witherspoon,
You're a fifty six year old, yes, but I do
look like a young race. It's weird to me too. Yeah,
you're shopped, people start dying their hair whatever.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Script though one season of Pretty Privilege.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
No, I think it's it's about her, like in high
school and stuff. So it's her probably in her relationships
and everything that she did that got her to be
the part.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Where she's smart, but that didn't come later. She's always been.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
I don't know actually what I'm saying, like, what is
the script like pretty blonde girl strips and falls through life?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
You know, because we never saw her go through like
the actual four years of college. We saw her go
get her law degree, but she still needs the other
four years also school.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
So we're going to pay seasons of watching a blonde
girl trip and fall to success.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
And then get into the mansion and are hardships too
because you know, like things are hard.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
To give you a free drink. They'll have her on
the bake team like that, you're doing things like royally
type things.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
But when she was younger, right, yeah, I'll tell you
right now, I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
I mean I will too, just to see where the
actresses see. They picked him be a young realishman and
hopefully it's that fifty six year old he really does
look like yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Does well, best of luck.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
If you're trying to submit, just follow Reese Witherspoon. She
posted it in her bio. That's all the info I got.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I'm like, sorry, I'm so you know, airheaded. That's the
part from that was that was that fifty six year
old guy who looks like that guy.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Couldn't figure out the audio, so he's just it's a
ten minute video of him bending and snapping.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah, snap, and it's like you're watching ree right, looks
the same.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
And lastly, get ready for charm core because it's taking
over once again. We're looking to the two thousands, y
two k trends are all of the rage, and we're
talking about charm bracelets and charms for your bags and
charms for everything, because much like friendship bracelets, it's all
about your personality, showcasing your personality through charms like we used.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
To do, haven't. We always had it.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
In a different way, I guess, but I remember, like
back back in the day, picking charms and giving charms
as gifts was like a thing thing, And so now
they're trying to make it a thing thing again, but
maybe a little bit more high end with like Coach
and Kate Spade of.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
New York trying to get involved in that. But I
think they've always on that too.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Tiffany's always did that. Remember the Tiffany's charm bracelets. Everyone
was clamorant for those things.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Dave did it.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
All I'm saying is tennis bracelets. You have your old
charm bracelets, bring them.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Out, or charms on crocs. But those aren't called terms.
What are they called widgets? There are widgets? Am I right? Yea, yeah,
I sell some wrist widgets and jewbles dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Hello, Hello, yo, Hey, what up?
Speaker 16 (46:12):
I sure do.
Speaker 10 (46:14):
I'm an admirer, I'm a secret admirer.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
And hello Nina.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
My name is Guy.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I'm glad to meet you.
Speaker 10 (46:21):
And in the words of Jewboraw, what's happening Nina, my
sweet little Persian kitty cat?
Speaker 7 (46:32):
Every morning?
Speaker 10 (46:33):
Nina, you make me feel so good with your sweet
melodic voice. You're a sweet independent woman, and I really love.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Listening to you on the radio.
Speaker 10 (46:42):
And you're so sweet i'd pour you over pancakes. And
also you're so sweet that I would like to serenade.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
You on the radio.
Speaker 10 (46:50):
Okay, it goes like this, Okay, I do anything to
hold you.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
I go anyway.
Speaker 16 (47:00):
Two times you do anything, you won me too, say
with me a while.
Speaker 10 (47:14):
Okay, I am you, thank you. And you know what's
funny is I'm serious about this.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
This is Nina.
Speaker 10 (47:23):
I think you're a beautiful person and there's no disrespect.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
If you have a man. He's a lucky guy.
Speaker 17 (47:29):
But I also wanted to tell you that I had
a dream that my song gave you goosebumps and thrilled
you so much that you reached out and we went
and had coffee and had a wonderful conversation.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Wow, I love dream.
Speaker 10 (47:43):
Yeah, yeah, I guess my I guess I'm not a
secret admirer anymore. And you know what, I love you
guys a show and Nina, just know there's somebody out
here that cares about you.
Speaker 7 (47:55):
And once all your dreams come.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
True, did you guys soll him to say all this time,
you know I've been sad.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
No, No, she didn't, she didn't.
Speaker 10 (48:03):
I've been listening for a long time and I just
think she's a really sweet girl.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Thank you, guy.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
I really appreciate that you took time out of your
day to say those things. It's very nice and I'm
very flattered.
Speaker 18 (48:17):
You take care of yourself girl, oh so much.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Thank you for the song.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I can't tell you the last time I was serenaded,
so that was definitely a moment.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
I was dancing, okay.
Speaker 10 (48:27):
And you know, one more thing is I just want
to tell you that I'm very handsome and I have
a beautiful long hair. And if you stay into YouTube
Theater of Secrets Forbidden.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
I'm on there.
Speaker 10 (48:38):
I'm the guitar player in that video, so just know
that you can look at me.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
I'm very pretty, all right.
Speaker 10 (48:47):
I love your music, bro, I'm a musician myself.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
Your days.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Hey, I'll go out with you.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
All right, guys, thank you so much, seriously, thank you.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? Do you have a dirty
little secret?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
I do?
Speaker 19 (49:08):
Okay, So this is something that I have never said
out loud, but basically, I met this guy at a
bar and me just hit it off. I was in
I was heeling myself. We had a great time. We
drank a lot at the bar, and then, you know,
(49:29):
it was just one of those nights that you're feeling
really good, and I decided to go back to his place.
I would go back to his place, and he offers
to like make me more drinks like he wants to
make me a nice cocktail and we drink more.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Okay, and long.
Speaker 19 (49:47):
Story short, I spent the night, but I was so
drunk that I wet the bed.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
I've had that happened to me before. What Yeah, how
does the guys a lot?
Speaker 5 (50:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Well I've got a girl do it in my bed before.
Speaker 18 (50:06):
Oh yeah, did you ever speak to her again? Because,
let me tell you, I have never seen this person
again in my life. I was so mortified I left
and never spoke to him again.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
No, I did speak to her again. Yeah, she peeded
my med a couple more times and then that was
about it. No, it wasn't cute. She was just a
train wreck. How cool.
Speaker 18 (50:30):
Well, that's my dirty little secret, and it feels really.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Good to get it out.
Speaker 18 (50:33):
But it's something that will haunt me, I think forever.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
It's funny. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 19 (50:40):
Yeah, be careful, don't drink too much on day all
All right, bye?
Speaker 5 (50:45):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (50:46):
What's your dirty little secret
Turtles can breathe out of their butts. What it's the
jewbil Show. And if that sounds made up, it isn't.
Somebody just published a list of facts that sound made
up but actually are true. Also, I just learned that
I'm part turtle. Okay, anyway, we'll go over it. And
so you can impress your friends and co workers today
with a bunch of crazy, made up sounding facts. Right
after this, it's the Jebile Show. Have you ever wondered
(00:21):
just how much a buttload is? It's the Jewbile Show.
I mean kind of A buttload is equivalent to one
hundred and twenty six scounds. It's an actual unit of measurement.
A buttload is a real thing. What made It's amazing?
It is amazing. I believe that one though if it
sounds made up, it isn't. And now you can fact
check your friends if they say they have a buttload
(00:42):
or something. Go really, you have one hundred and twenty
six scounds if something in you. I just want to
meet the person that named it a butt load. Well,
an article is going viral with facts that sound made
up that aren't, and we've got a buttload more crazy
facts for you right now? Oh really do well? We
have one hundred twenty six scounds of fact. I think
we might. There's a lot of them that'll make your
mind go and goes a dynamo. Right now, it's impossible
(01:06):
to hum while holding your nose. I feel like I've
tried this before. Victoria's trying.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, I'm gonna try it now too.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, you can't. It's not really a hum. Yeah. Interesting
that we're going over facts that sound made up but
are actually true. The word nerd was first coined by
doctor Seuss what of it when he was going into
writing kids books because he started off drawing adult entertainment serious,
and so he was like, I don't want to work
for these nerds. I don't know if that's I just
(01:40):
know that he started off drawing those things, and I
just made that up right now, But that would be
a good way for him to make it up. Hold
wait a second, that that part wasn't made up. Part,
not the fact that he did start off drawing adult
entertainment though, that is real. Yeah, that is real. He
wasn't a kid's guy first, he was a airy adult
(02:00):
guy green eggs and ham. Then, like, I feel like
it doesn't look I don't think trying to make that
connection in your head. You know you're now green. Doctor
Susan isn't making a killing with trying his adult cartoons,
so he decided to write kids books instead.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Wow, he didn't have discreete packaging back then, mean way
to be innovative.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I think he actually came up with the nerd before
he was writing the kids books, because one of them
it just said, give it to me, nerd, and then no,
I made that up.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
To you.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Took our facts again, because you know, we're going over
a list of facts that sound made up but are
actually true. In Germany, mister Clean is known as mister Proper.
That's the same character, Yep, the same character. He's just
called mister Proper there. So is that mister Clean with
a British accent or something? Because in Germany? Right, yeah, Germany,
(02:58):
you got me proper.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You sound like he's Austrian, but nobody really knows the difference. Okay,
show me a German accent and I'll show you an Austrian.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
One has missed. These are facts that sound made up
on aren't. Vending machines are twice as likely to kill
you as a shark. What ye, So you're more likely
to die from a vending machine than a shark. It's
falling over. No, they stalk people and then they hide
in bushes and then they pop out and shoot you
(03:28):
in the head with a soda can and then you
pass out, and then they jump on you and attack you.
That's what they do. That not made up, not at
all made Could you imagine you just were walking along
and a vending machine jumps out and shoots you in
the head with a soda can. It sounds like an
anti sugar doctors. Yeah, if it feels like a movie
from the future.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I think venning machines fall on people and that's why
they're more likely to die from a vening machine than
a shark. Shake them once you put your money in it.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
If you don't get your thing, you start shaking it
to try to get so then you die and if
it falls over.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Bye bye. All for chips and now thought I should
have like survived that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But you would survive it if you quickly turned around
and went on your face because your butt would make
it bounce off.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
That was Victoria's got a big butt joke. You know,
she's got a bad way.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
She has a beautiful she has an excellent one. I
can say that because she's my friend. It would be
amazing to see, though, if you were off that thing back.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It searts to fall.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Turn out quick, don't run away from it, just turn around.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I didn't know if Victoria's but can used as a
multi tool kind of things. You do now the next
time I need a door battered that thing, then Victorious
but she doubles as a battering ran for the police.
(04:58):
Victoria's but is so big. Jokes like him. I'm a jokes.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
She's got such a good bye.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You really do your mama.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You did get it from your mama. So sorry, I
started this. Victoria's but is so big. It didn't get
skinny with Ozmpic. It got bigger with Olympic. Okaytoria's but
that was my fault.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm sorry. I was just trying to give you a compliment.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Not actually fake, and we're now doing Your butt is
not fake, but you did not get a.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
BBL that's real. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, what's happening? I
don't know, sir. Okay, let's go back to the facts.
Where's Victoria. Victoria's butts so big? Jacked the kool aid
Man for a sip. We wanted to get bigger. I
was like a visual in my Victoria actually goes into room,
(06:00):
was like the kool aid Man. She busted through the
wall with her butt. Okay, we're out of time now.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
His phone break out of his every single hour on
the twenties is coming up right after this.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Victoria's but so big it took up all our time.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah, a butt load for Victoria, the entire population of
South Korea.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Hello, is this the wrong number? I don't understand how
you doing?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
How you doing there? Probably pretty scare?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
What yo?
Speaker 8 (06:58):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Exter?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, hey, dexter, how you doing? This is pe Dikins
calling from conta house.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Uh okay, did you guys find my wallet?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh? Yes, you dropped a wallet when you were in
here the other day, right, and so you called us
and you want to see if we found it.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
That is correct?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Did I find your wallet? I don't know when there's somebody.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Okay, okay, okay, do listen.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
I get it. You work it a hound? How scary
sound effects are your thing?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's not a sound effect. That's James. He's one of
the goals here with the chainsaw. He's back here with me.
We figured we'd you again.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Can you ask James if he found my wallet?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I can't ask James, he just left. But yes, we
did find your wallet.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Cool?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
How do I go about picking it up?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Let me ask the ghost that lives here? Beatrice? Hey, Beatrice,
where can Dexter get his wallet back? You gotta be
freaking out now?
Speaker 9 (08:06):
No, I'm not, because I know this is a haunted house, like,
I just want my wallet like it's It's also in
the middle of the day, so I'm not dead or
what's that?
Speaker 10 (08:19):
I'm sorry, there's a madman with a chain saw?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Me?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Whoa James? Stop?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Stop? Stop?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Okay, bro, bro, can I speak?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Can I speak to a manager?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Please?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh that's me. I run the place.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Okay, that's amazing, Listen, I have work to do.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Can I come pick up The last thing you expected
was for a madman with a chainsaw to call? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Sure so that yes? Like, what time can I pick
it up?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh? Your wallet? You want to come get it?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Well, then you can come down and I'll tell you
exactly when you can come down, but James has it
now and he's got a chainsaw.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Keep doing it, James, keep going are.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, he's got it. He's got a chainsaw though, and
you got to get through James to get it.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Okay, what time can I come and get the wallet?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, got a bit of a problem, damn it, James.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
You're being so annoy right now. Can't I just get
my wallet?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Or enough like a wallet?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You can get both of them. I guess now this
would be a good way to see it both.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
What what do you talk I left one.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Wallet, it's a black I don't understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, uh, sometimes we have a little too much fun
here at the Haunted House. And James was messing around
with the chain saw as we're trying to give you
a little scary experience to say you can come get
your wallet, and uh sort of dropped the dropped it
on the chainsaw, and it's uh kidding me?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
You did not chuck like they change charge your heart?
Don't even their prop Oh why do you play on
my phone?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Good?
Speaker 7 (10:08):
I'm just gonna go leave work now and get my wallets.
You're being so stupid right now. I don't have time
for this, so I'll see you guys in twenty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, well, don't do that because this is actually Jewel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your girlfriend set you up. Oh my gosh, it's
a joke. She said that you lost your wallet at
a haunted house. You wanted to mess.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
With you, Yo, that was so annoying.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, It's time
for Nina's what's trending? Y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I'm saying y'all for a reason. Giddy up because Beyonce
is about to team up with Levi's. I'm really excited
about this. Levi's jeans are a classic. And if you
didn't know, when Beyonce released Cowboy Carter, she has a
song on that album we've post Malone.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Called Levi's Oh Cool.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
So that already when the song came out, boosted Levi's
stock by twenty perc seriously, Yeah, which was huge. So
it's only I mean, it's a no brainer to do
this collaboration.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Were they paid to have make that song by I
don't know. Sometimes I'll do that, Yeah, I don't think so.
Because the way that maybe I shouldn't say that. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Maybe the way that she spells it though is l
E v I I and Levi's just has one eye.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So I don't know what that.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Said, and a little extra to it either way. There's
a billboard that was posted it's Beyonce.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Let's be real. They're saying, it's a woman that looks
like Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's Beyonce wearing Levi's jeans, and above it says Launderette
reimagined with Beyonce, September thirty.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So Levi Lingerie.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
No, it's called lunderette, which makes me feel like that's
going to be the name of the genes that are
like designed by Beyonce Lingerie.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
No, Launderette is the old school term for laundry. Wait
what Yeah, I think the launderurette e t t e
at the end. Okay, so they used to have a
thing called lnderette from Levi's.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They're bringing it back. They're saying it's reimagined. Right, they
call a laundromat and not a laundry mat. I don't know.
I don't know. That name has always bugged me. Yeah,
I don't know it's laundreu. You're not going to there
to do your laundreu mat. Shouldn't be a laundry mat.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Jubel's new collaboration with Levi's the Laundro Vision.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So where's the mat? There is no no map there
Sometimes like welcome Matt.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, well, September thirtieth. Jan's really excited. I'll wear them
and let you know how go.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Dramatic laundry palace would be better than laundro Matt. I
don't know, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So in other news, we have a date for the
release of Squid Games, so now.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You can put it on your calendar. Isn't too I'm hungry? Yeah,
season two? What for calamari A? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
What thanky?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Squid Game Season two is coming December twenty six, so
this is probably going to go off the rails too.
I'll just tell you that, put it in your calendar
and we'll leave it there. Anything else.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What does it mean? Do I get to do the
Squid Games or is it an Do you not know
about this TV show?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I know the TV show, I've never seen it season two?
Oh but so not in the game show.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's season two of the original squid games with the
same actor coming back.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I'm sorry. When I'm hungry, I don't listen very well. Yi,
And that's what's trending.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
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Speaker 1 (13:23):
Bailey is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Shane.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call Shane and
see if he tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Bailey, how long
has it been since you heard from Shane?
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Probably, I don't know, maybe like a few days, maybe
a week or so, Yeah, about a week.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, And have you tried to get a hold of
him in that time.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I've tried texting him a few times, I've tried calling.
We said we would meet at the dogs park and nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Wait, can I ask why the dog park?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah. We started running into each other there like a
few times a week, and it would just kind of
like be fun we'd have we'd get into deep conversations
obviously while our dogs were playing, because he also has
the dog. But yeah, and then he eventually asked me
if I wanted to get dinner like just him and
without the dogs. So we were always hanging out with
the dogs. And yeah, I mean I was excited. I
(14:16):
was happy about it. I was hoping that he would
eventually ask, and he did. So we like went to
this local Mexican spot in like his neighborhood. It's really nice.
It's like really cute patio seating with like the beech
tree lights and all that, and it was a lot
of fun. We the dinner lasted three hours. Yeah, it
was really long. We just talked and talked and talked.
(14:37):
We didn't even drink that much because we were just genuinely,
you know, interested in talking and enjoying each other's company.
It went really well.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
One of those dates where you're on where the was
kind up like, yeah, guys, right early, we haven't even
looked at you.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, I think were like those too much.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Okay, Well I love those moments.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
So when you can connect to somebody that you can
talk to them for three hours, Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
And there was just the two of us, but yeah, so
that was their dinner day. And then you know, at
the end of the night we had we kissed and
like he shinged really into it and that he has
to go, but we said we would do it again
and that we would see. So after that, he said
that we would do it again and we would meet
up again at the dog park the next day, because
(15:23):
both of us just go every day like out a routine.
But the next day I went to the dog park
and he wasn't there, so I texted him just to
make sure.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
He was okay.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
No answer. I texted again, I called, and that was it.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
That's like even worse than being ghosted, because like now
you're also worried about this person's well being.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
We sure he's single. I mean, he said, you, what
is there anything that happened on the date that maybe
could be something or maybe it could be a reason
that you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
I mean, like so I have like the kind of
teeth where food always gets stuck in your teeth, Like
I don't know why that's the thing for me. Yeah,
early I checked earlier in the night and like it
was fine, and then like I got home and I
checked again and I had like a giant piece of cilantro.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
So like.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
I don't know, maybe he felt it and I just
want to die.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
I don't know. That's it.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
That's the only thing you can think of with something
in your teeth.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I get. I mean, that's literally the only thing I
can think of. I'm like that. I don't even know
if that's a reason to go someone after three hours
of talking, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
All right, Well, we'll play a song and then come
back and call him and see if he tell us
why is ghosting you, and maybe get to another date. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll play a song, come back and get
your first Day follow up. Next ran the middle of
today's First Day follow up. If you're just joining us,
Bailey is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Shane. So we're about to call him
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and see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger, and
maybe or another date. But first, Bailey, why don't you
recap your date with Shane real quick?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
So, Shane and I met at a dog park.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
We both have.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Dogs, and we after a few days of hanging out
at the dog park, we went to like a local
Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
We had a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
The dinner actually lasted three hours. We didn't even drink
because we were so into talking to each other. It
was wonderful and then at the end we had a nice, beautiful,
passionate kiss and we agreed that we'd meet the next
day at the dog park. He didn't show up. I texted,
I texted, I called nothing, so.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, are you ready for us to call on?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Let's do it all right? Here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hi, Ma sweek to Shane. Please Shane, Shane, how are you.
My name is Jewbel and I'm calling from a radio
show called The Jewbill Show. Hi, Shane, I'm Nina also
on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria Cool. How are you?
I'm doing well?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
How are you? Folks?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Great? Thank you for v He sounds so scared. It's okay,
don't be scared. Have you ever heard of the show before?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Oh? I mean, of course, And okay, that's why I'm
sort of Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
If you've never heard the first day follow up? It's
a segment two on the show where somebody's getting ghosted.
They can email us and then we call that person
to see why they're ghosting them. And we got an
email about you, Shane. Mm hmmm, it's from Bailey.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
We talked to Bailey about your date. She said it
was really great and she has no idea why she's
being ghosted. So we're calling you to ask if you
would tell us, Well.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
You could say theirs. I has nothing to do with her.
She's amazing, and I said, can't stop thinking about her.
So there's nothing wrong with Bailey. The thing is that
I am. I'm actually in a relationship, in this relationship
for three years. Actually it's pretty serious. I gotta have
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an engagement ring. And to be clear, it's really messing
with me right now.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
So why did you go out with FAILI in the
first place, Shane?
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I probably, I definitely, I definitely should not have. But
she's so cool.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
We were having so much fun of the dog park.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
She's funny. She was a very natural, like very natural chemistry,
and I guess I convinced myself that if I went
on a date and you know, outside of the context
of the dog park, maybe like maybe she wouldn't be
as awesome and cool. Was very stupid, because it turns
out that she is even cooler. I mean, we weren't
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even we shouldn't even drink. We just talked for like
three hours.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, that's what she said, so, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Mean, honestly, I just it's really messed up and I
shouldn't have done it. Also, I'm just reevaluating my entire
situation and like, is in my engage to the right
person should be in this relationship if I'm if I
feel this way like this other person or is it
just like because it's.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So new as Shane, That's all good questions. And I
bet somebody who would like some to figure out some
answers with you to that would be Bailey. She's actually
on the phone listing and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
H right, Hey, Bailey, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Yeah, I'm really confused on how, oh why you let.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
It get this far? Yeah? Yeah, after the kills? This
is like what am I thinking? This is?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
I'm confused and I just don't know why you let
it get respond. I just think that you probably should
have told me you had a girlfriend when we were
at the dog's park and not after we went to
dinner for three hours. And I just don't know what
you were thinking and how you could do this to
two people.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
What was the plan, sane, like just ghosting Bailey and
then it would just go away.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I was hoping that we would just get the vibe like,
oh we should just be friends, and then that would
be easier to just, you know, from then on detached
and just be doug parts friends. And that it is
not what happened at all, obviously, and it was very
stupid and real irresponsible with me. And I hate myself,
not that it's anybody's, you know, problem, except for my own,
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and I have to figure it out. But I just
want to be clear, Bailey, like I fell for you,
I fell for you hard, and I can't. I still
can't stop thinking about you, and that is that is
my problem, and that is my fault. But I just
want you to know that you didn't Obviously, you didn't
do anything wrong and in fact, you're great.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Well it's my problem too because I'm stuck in this,
and it's your girlfriend's problem too, she just doesn't know
it yet. But I mean, obviously I'm I have strong
feelings for you too. I'm just really upset.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
And I just didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I don't know why you did this or what you
want to do.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
About all of this now that everybody's involved.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, what do you want to do about this? Now? Bailey?
That you have this information?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I guess I just want him to man up and
make a decision, Like he's living with someone that for
three years that he's about to propose to and he
bought a ring, but he's telling me otherwise. So I
think he just needs to leave his girlfriend because I
think we're soulmates and I'm I think I'm the one,
and that's what he kind of said over a three
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hour dinner, So I think he needs to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Shane, she might be right.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
I have to figure this out. I mean, Bailey might
you might be That's why I'm so messed up, Like
it would be a lot easier if I didn't feel
that way. Obviously, I have to figure things out. I mean,
like this person's really special to me, obviously about an
engagement ring, and again, I just got to make sure
I'm not just doing something because I'm feeling something all
of a sudden, something new.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
So you both think that each other's soul mates.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Well, I'm just kind of annoyed on him right now.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
I mean, I mean we talked about it on the
date or like everything down to our birthday's lineup, you know,
like we're compatible, think we are like Tolmades. I just
I don't know what to do. I mean, Dailey, what
should I do?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Well, when you can call her, like when we get
off the phone, now you can just call her and
tell her that it's over and you can come live
with me.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
WHOA, Well, I guess I can ask the question now, Shane,
would you like to go on another date with Bailey?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
We'll pay for it? Yeah, yeah, and that's the figure
of this out. But yes, yes, that's I think what
I want. But I just want to be clear. So Bailey,
you're saying, if I call her and I end things
right now, I can little do.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, if you call her and break it up. You
can move in tonight if you want, and you can
bring that ring that you got for her, because we're soulmates,
So just bring the ring.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
We'll have to figure out if historic size. But yeah,
what ye that shame?
Speaker 11 (24:02):
You know?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I just talking about it right now. I'm feeling like
so much weight off my shoulders. I think I think
it's the right thing to do. I think their soulmates
just what real I gotta do?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay, Well, congratulations Bailey, you got another date and maybe
a more fiance out of it. Yeahah, we'll pay for
a second date, but not the wedding that escalated.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Really yeah, all right, thanks guys, and Shane makes that phone,
makes that phone call, and yeah, I love you.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Oh, I love you too.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Okay, Jules first date. I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong,
you were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're
very good looking. I'm not attractive. All right, as long
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answer these as fast as possible. How can you tell
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if an aunt is a boy or a girl?
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Bye?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Looking, gun, I got to stop.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
He's some tiny little aunt are sitting on the sidewalk
picking up these little siders like.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Mama.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Here it's a boy, it's an uncle. Huh an uncle?
How many beers does it take to get a bird drunk?
One big one? Two canons? Okoria is coming up next.
You will show.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
It's time for America's a favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance is take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for all the trivia glory and one hundred
dollars Macy's gift card. Let's meet today's contestant for you
versus Victoria. Stephanie. What's up, Stephanie? How are you an?
Speaker 5 (26:47):
How are you guy?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking. Victoria is definitely getting her
game based on she was just applying her chapstick, which
she's ready for business. Are you ready to take on Victoria? Stephanie?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I am.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
We've been waiting for this.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How are your lips properly moisturized?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Very much?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay? Nice? All right, We're just send Victoria out of
the studio and here we go. The game is played
like this. Stephanie, have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't, no one just say pass,
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, yes,
all right? Are you ready? Yes, here we go, Stephanie.
Your time starts now. Who's the lead singer of the
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band Panic at the Disco?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Ohky?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What does tea.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Mean in T minus? Who is the author of the
book The Giving Tree?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Why are you so hard today? And when did we
get electricity?
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
In the nineteen.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right, okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio
and while she is getting settled. Stephanie, what's something you
would like the world to know today?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Thanks to my husband that he said tractor, I get
to stay home with my babies.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh that's nice. What does he like to do? Long
haul trucking?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
He did, and then he's too local to be home more.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Oh that's nice. You ever hang out in the back
of the cab, ma'am. I'm gonna get up there, all right.
Victoria's back in studio and here we go thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass. And you have to beat
stephan I'm not I'm getting distracted because's now didn't my
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every word for the first time? You got me? Actually? Okay, Victoria,
you have to beat Stephanie outright to win. Yes, Stephanie,
you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Okay go.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Who's the lead singer of the band Panic at the Disco?
I don't know his name? No, that's past. Okay. What
does the team mean in tea minus time? Minus time?
Who is the author of the book The Giving Tree?
Speaker 11 (29:02):
The What.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
God?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
When did we get electricity? Fifteen hundreds?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
What is the name of the largest species of kangaroo
kangaroo one.
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You're another question was like the way you answered it, Oh, kangaroo, kangaroo,
You're gonna ask another question. You didn't get there. When
the sounder happens, it's over. You don't start a question.
Once that happened, he was saying the question, but then
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was laughing. I don't feel like fighting with you right now.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
Girl.
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You did not get it. Guys messed up. Let's send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Producer bread Victoria got one correct and Stephanie got zero correct.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Victoria, that's a victory for Victoria seventy. I'm sorry to
not be Victoria, but you do get one hundred dollar
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Speaker 5 (30:06):
Well, thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Fun ye, thank you. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
To be fair, these questions were very hard. The lead
singer of Panic at the Disco is Brandon Urie. T
means in T minus time.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
John Vicky Shelle Silverstein is the author of the book
The Giving Tree We Got Electricity in eighteen eighty two,
and the red kangaroo is the largest species of Kangaroo,
not the el kangaroo one.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Ell you grew too, Sevanie, thank you for playing.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Thank you guys, Good day you too.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You play you Verus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is demos at the Jewel Show
or go to the Jebel show dot com. It's time
to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show. Tate
is on the phone today for to catch Cheater and
he thinks that his girlfriend of two years named Bella
might be messing around, so we'll see if we can
help them out today. Sorry, you have to come on
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the show this way. Boths up. What's going on? Why
do you think that Bella is cheating on you?
Speaker 12 (31:06):
Well, I don't know she is. I mean we've been
together like two years. This is like the most serious
relationship either one of us.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Could have had.
Speaker 12 (31:17):
You know, we moved in right out of college, but
it's been cool. We weren't even used to like going
to bed at the same time as someone or you know,
we're just kind of all figuring it out. You know,
we've never lived not at like our parents' house or
the dorm or whatever. So this is we're trying to
be grown ups over here.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, it sounds like it. It's exciting.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (31:41):
So I know Bella has been out with's like a
lot of people.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
In the past, and that's fine.
Speaker 12 (31:49):
I mean I have too, She's probably been out with
more people than I have. But I'm literally the first
guy she's been with for more than a year. So
I'm her like longest term relationship.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Generally good?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
But I don't know.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
I just worry sometimes she feels it feels like maybe
she's bored with like the domestic light.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Stay.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Like I said, we're young.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
We just uh, we just.
Speaker 12 (32:18):
Kind of moved in and we love being with each other.
I love being with her, But I just worry that,
you know, it's feeling like too much for her.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Maybe did anything happen that makes you think she might
be looking outside your relationship?
Speaker 12 (32:32):
Well, she she doesn't complained. You know, it's not like
I cage her in. She can go where she wants
to do what she wants to do. But like she
lately she's just been doing this one weird thing. The
last month or so, she's been going to the grocery
store at night, like for all things, but we'll.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Need one thing.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Maybe we don't even need it. But she's just like,
I gotta go.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
I'm going to the grocery store.
Speaker 12 (32:59):
And she's out for hours, you know, like she'll go
for a loaf of bread or bananas or something, and
she comes back an hour and a half later with
all bananas. I'm like, you know what, what's happening?
Speaker 4 (33:11):
What is this?
Speaker 12 (33:12):
And she says like, oh, I didn't find the white
bananas or you know, God knows, Like I just kind
of have to drop it. I guess. I mean, she
she can be kind of flighty, especially if she doesn't
take her add all.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
But I mean, I was gonna say, it's not that
weird to go shopping at night, because it's kind of
the best time to go to the grocery store because
nobody's there and you can get in and out. But
if she's coming back with nothing and then going every yeah,
I kim banana again, You're like, what kind of banana
are you looking for?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
That was my question. I'm sorry that doesn't help anything. Tape.
Speaker 12 (33:47):
It's happened more than once that she goes out for
a long time, like much longer than whatever it would
be you know, like, how fast can you grab a loaf.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Of bread in two minutes?
Speaker 5 (33:59):
So clearly something.
Speaker 12 (34:01):
Is happening that I just I hope it's nothing bad,
you know, I'd be sad if she feels like bored
of her length with me.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, I mean, that is weird that she goes and
then comes back with basically nothing.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I mean, if you're gonna lie, though, wouldn't you be
better at it? Because that feels so negligent as far
as lies go.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah, I mean, at least come back with a trunk
full of groceries right.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Right single time. Well, we'll see if we can help
you out. You already told us what grocery store she's
a rewards member at, So we'll call and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell her that she's
this month's big winner of free flowers delivered from our
floral apartment, and we'll see if she sends those to
you or to somebody else. Okay, now, all right, we'll
play a song come back and get you to catch
a cheater next. Right in the middle of to Catch
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a Cheater if you're just joining us at Tate is
on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend, Bella
of two years, might be messing around. And we're about
to call and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a rewards member at and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if she sends those to Tate or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Tate, why don't you catch
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us up on your situation.
Speaker 12 (35:15):
Yeah, lately Bella has been going out to the grocery
store at night, supposedly to the grocery store. She's gone
for a long while and doesn't he come back with
any grocery.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That's totally weird. Ye, yeah, that is weird. All right, man,
are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling
from I was looking for a rewards card member named Bella.
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This is hi, Hi Bella. Please don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to
say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Okay, winner of.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
What the flowers?
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody
that they want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.
You've just won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to whoever you want.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Oh wow, Okay, Oh that's great. That's great.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Well, okay, here's how it works. I can take down
the information in just a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
I know exactly who I want to sell. I'm so excited. Great, Actually,
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
First thing, I will need to just be the name,
first and last of the person you want to send
them to.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Sure, Sure her name is Sarah.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Okay, I think you know how to spell that? All right, Sarah?
And is there anything you want to put on a card?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (36:52):
Oh, the other night was so amazing. I miss you.
I've never felt this. Oh wait, that's too much, that's
too much, time of it.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I love you so much. You're so special to me.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I can put that down, and I guess before I
ask for the address, I'll just let you know that
this is actually a radio show. It's the Jewbill Show.
My name is Jewbull. Yeah, Nina. I'm Victoria And we
do a segment on the show called to Catch a
Cheater where if you think your significant other might be
messing around you see you, they send flowers to and
your boyfriend, Tate is actually on the phone.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
What's going on this? I don't. I don't believe you.
I don't. This is some prank call.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Who is Zarah?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
What is happening Tate? I this is some kind of
prank call. I know that it's a She's.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
A friend, she's a friend, very close friend, where we
just met and we're just really close friends.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
What happened the other night?
Speaker 4 (37:48):
What are you? What are you setting her flowers for?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 11 (37:53):
This is this is just women like celebrating women and
we've just met and it's sort of a you know,
a special relationship that I gives me space so I can,
you know, be more present with you because I can
go and and you know, we like we do yoga
and a lot of yoga, and we well, we bond
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and there there is a lot of intimacy, but it's
it's not it's not sexual.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
It's we're friends. We're friends. She's my best I love her.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Didn't you just say the other night with mind blowing
we have.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
We just had a special night of like can you
don't understand how women are Guys aren't like this.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
Women are very close, we're intimate or emotional, and we
had a we had a great night.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Are you going to see the person? Tell me you're
going to the food store. I have not been gone
that long, and I have bought. I bought.
Speaker 13 (38:53):
I bought mints one night and I have You don't
see everything I have in my bag?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Why are you lying?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Bella?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Not not lying? I'm just trying to explain because I
don't want to hurt I love Tate. Tate, I love you.
I don't want to hurt your feelings. I don't I
didn't know how to explain that I have this really
close friendship, that's all. You can't explain having a friend.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
What kind of friendship?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Can't you explain?
Speaker 12 (39:18):
Why would you be keeping secret friends for me where
we're supposed to live together.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Why would you be sneaking off for a friend? Tate,
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 13 (39:28):
This is not a place to have this conversation. And
these people are not They're not on your side. I'm
on your side.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I want to. They don't you know this is very personal.
This is very personal, and Sarah is a very you know,
private person.
Speaker 12 (39:47):
I are you coming out?
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Sexuality is fluid, do it? And it's I mean, this.
Speaker 15 (40:00):
Is a very tender special I love you, Tate, I
love you. I love our apartment and you know, we
just moved in and we're I'm just exploring some things.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
And it doesn't count, it said the woman you've been
beating on me.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
You said it doesn't count as a woman.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
How does it count? How does it count? It's a woman,
it's not a man. You're the only man.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
For me, unless that's a role you guys have where
you can have women and he's the only man.
Speaker 12 (40:29):
But it's you give you out of the house to
go fool around with other people in town.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
This is not the place I had this conversation. You
don't I love you. I love you.
Speaker 13 (40:41):
This is not the way I wanted to I was
not thinking when all of a sudden, these are strangers
was asking me, calling me names, calling me a liar,
and I'm just.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
You said I was lying.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I asked you why you were lying. That doesn't mean
I didn't call you a liar.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Sing, Oh my god, lady, that's the same.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Known you have a friend that's intimate to Now you're experimenting,
so I'm not really sure what to tell you.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
Well, of experimenting, it's love, love us love.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
Now I love with another person.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Are you homophobic?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I don't think that has anything to do with it.
I think he's your boyfriend. Well, talk about deflection, Tate.
Speaker 14 (41:21):
I really think you're being You know, I have ADHD,
I have a lot going on.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
The moon is spenful, I have love going on. This
is unfair. We're going to have to move out. We're
gonna have to find new places to live. I mean
what we're going that's crazy. That's crazy. That's so crazy.
You're really overreacting. You're overreacting up and some other woman.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
That's not what we do, Tate. It's called love, love
us love. I have freedom.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
We'll let you guys discuss some more detail on your time.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Tate.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
At least you got your answer.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Sorry, Manate, I love you, Tate. Don't listen to them.
These are not serious people.
Speaker 12 (42:07):
I don't know what I was expecting, but it definitely
was not this.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yes, all right, man, Well, I hope you guys, get
it figured out, Tate. Sorry, man, let us know if
you need anything.
Speaker 11 (42:18):
Okay, the Jewels shows.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
To catch a cheater? Time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Are you blonde? And do you think you kind of
look like a young Reese Witherspoon? Then you could be
the next big thing in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Actually this is kind of okay, hold on the headline.
Cute young blonde is going to be famous.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Kinda if she says, if she plays a young l Woods.
So Wetherspoon just announced that they're looking for young Elwoods,
who of course was her character from the movie Legally Blonde.
So they're creating a show that's a prequel to the
movie with Amazon called Elle, and they're doing an open
casting call. So it's really anyone's cool blonde that kind
(43:00):
of looks like a young race can submit for it
if you've got any acting chops.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
What is the script on how many submissions they're going
to get for people who looked nothing? My friends always
told me that I look like a young race. Witherspoon,
You're a fifty six year old, yes, but I do
look like a young race. It's weird to me too. Yeah,
you're shopped, people start dying their hair whatever.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Script though one season of Pretty Privilege.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
No, I think it's it's about her, like in high
school and stuff. So it's her probably in her relationships
and everything that she did that got her to be
the part.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Where she's smart, but that didn't come later. She's always been.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
I don't know actually what I'm saying, like, what is
the script like pretty blonde girl strips and falls through life?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
You know, because we never saw her go through like
the actual four years of college. We saw her go
get her law degree, but she still needs the other
four years also school.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
So we're going to pay seasons of watching a blonde
girl trip and fall to success.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
And then get into the mansion and are hardships too
because you know, like things are hard.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
To give you a free drink. They'll have her on
the bake team like that, you're doing things like royally
type things.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
But when she was younger, right, yeah, I'll tell you
right now, I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
I mean I will too, just to see where the
actresses see. They picked him be a young realishman and
hopefully it's that fifty six year old he really does
look like yeah, he.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Does well, best of luck.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
If you're trying to submit, just follow Reese Witherspoon. She
posted it in her bio. That's all the info I got.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I'm like, sorry, I'm so you know, airheaded. That's the
part from that was that was that fifty six year
old guy who looks like that guy.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Couldn't figure out the audio, so he's just it's a
ten minute video of him bending and snapping.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah, snap, and it's like you're watching ree right, looks
the same.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
And lastly, get ready for charm core because it's taking
over once again. We're looking to the two thousands, y
two k trends are all of the rage, and we're
talking about charm bracelets and charms for your bags and
charms for everything, because much like friendship bracelets, it's all
about your personality, showcasing your personality through charms like we used.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
To do, haven't. We always had it.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
In a different way, I guess, but I remember, like
back back in the day, picking charms and giving charms
as gifts was like a thing thing, And so now
they're trying to make it a thing thing again, but
maybe a little bit more high end with like Coach
and Kate Spade of.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
New York trying to get involved in that. But I
think they've always on that too.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Tiffany's always did that. Remember the Tiffany's charm bracelets. Everyone
was clamorant for those things.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Dave did it.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
All I'm saying is tennis bracelets. You have your old
charm bracelets, bring them.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Out, or charms on crocs. But those aren't called terms.
What are they called widgets? There are widgets? Am I right? Yea, yeah,
I sell some wrist widgets and jewbles dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Hello, Hello, yo, Hey, what up?
Speaker 16 (46:12):
I sure do.
Speaker 10 (46:14):
I'm an admirer, I'm a secret admirer.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
And hello Nina.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
My name is Guy.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I'm glad to meet you.
Speaker 10 (46:21):
And in the words of Jewboraw, what's happening Nina, my
sweet little Persian kitty cat?
Speaker 7 (46:32):
Every morning?
Speaker 10 (46:33):
Nina, you make me feel so good with your sweet
melodic voice. You're a sweet independent woman, and I really love.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Listening to you on the radio.
Speaker 10 (46:42):
And you're so sweet i'd pour you over pancakes. And
also you're so sweet that I would like to serenade.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
You on the radio.
Speaker 10 (46:50):
Okay, it goes like this, Okay, I do anything to
hold you.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
I go anyway.
Speaker 16 (47:00):
Two times you do anything, you won me too, say
with me a while.
Speaker 10 (47:14):
Okay, I am you, thank you. And you know what's
funny is I'm serious about this.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
This is Nina.
Speaker 10 (47:23):
I think you're a beautiful person and there's no disrespect.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
If you have a man. He's a lucky guy.
Speaker 17 (47:29):
But I also wanted to tell you that I had
a dream that my song gave you goosebumps and thrilled
you so much that you reached out and we went
and had coffee and had a wonderful conversation.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Wow, I love dream.
Speaker 10 (47:43):
Yeah, yeah, I guess my I guess I'm not a
secret admirer anymore. And you know what, I love you
guys a show and Nina, just know there's somebody out
here that cares about you.
Speaker 7 (47:55):
And once all your dreams come.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
True, did you guys soll him to say all this time,
you know I've been sad.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
No, No, she didn't, she didn't.
Speaker 10 (48:03):
I've been listening for a long time and I just
think she's a really sweet girl.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Thank you, guy.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
I really appreciate that you took time out of your
day to say those things. It's very nice and I'm
very flattered.
Speaker 18 (48:17):
You take care of yourself girl, oh so much.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Thank you for the song.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I can't tell you the last time I was serenaded,
so that was definitely a moment.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
I was dancing, okay.
Speaker 10 (48:27):
And you know, one more thing is I just want
to tell you that I'm very handsome and I have
a beautiful long hair. And if you stay into YouTube
Theater of Secrets Forbidden.
Speaker 5 (48:38):
I'm on there.
Speaker 10 (48:38):
I'm the guitar player in that video, so just know
that you can look at me.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
I'm very pretty, all right.
Speaker 10 (48:47):
I love your music, bro, I'm a musician myself.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
Your days.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Hey, I'll go out with you.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
All right, guys, thank you so much, seriously, thank you.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? Do you have a dirty
little secret?
Speaker 4 (49:05):
I do?
Speaker 19 (49:08):
Okay, So this is something that I have never said
out loud, but basically, I met this guy at a
bar and me just hit it off. I was in
I was heeling myself. We had a great time. We
drank a lot at the bar, and then, you know,
(49:29):
it was just one of those nights that you're feeling
really good, and I decided to go back to his place.
I would go back to his place, and he offers
to like make me more drinks like he wants to
make me a nice cocktail and we drink more.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Okay, and long.
Speaker 19 (49:47):
Story short, I spent the night, but I was so
drunk that I wet the bed.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
I've had that happened to me before. What Yeah, how
does the guys a lot?
Speaker 5 (50:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Well I've got a girl do it in my bed before.
Speaker 18 (50:06):
Oh yeah, did you ever speak to her again? Because,
let me tell you, I have never seen this person
again in my life. I was so mortified I left
and never spoke to him again.
Speaker 5 (50:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
No, I did speak to her again. Yeah, she peeded
my med a couple more times and then that was
about it. No, it wasn't cute. She was just a
train wreck. How cool.
Speaker 18 (50:30):
Well, that's my dirty little secret, and it feels really.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
Good to get it out.
Speaker 18 (50:33):
But it's something that will haunt me, I think forever.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
It's funny. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 19 (50:40):
Yeah, be careful, don't drink too much on day all
All right, bye?
Speaker 5 (50:45):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (50:46):
What's your dirty little secret
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