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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Huge news. Taylor Swift released a new song and people
think it's confirming that she's dating Kansas City Chief's tight
end Travis kelce Wait what I didn't hear about this?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I'm surprised you haven't heard about it, Victoria, because you're
a huge Taylor Swift. How are you so offended? Because
I don't know how Jubile heard about this? Where I did?
We'll get excited. Whereabout the play it next? What I
want to hear it?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's well, just like all of the other swifties, you're
gonna have to wait, But apparently it's confirming that she's
dating Travis Kelcey from the Kansas City Chiefs. What you'll
hear that song next? It's the Jubil Show.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Okay, So someone just walk past me doing something that
is a proper erk of mind.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Why are you having your conversation on speakerphone in public?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Is it because you want me to hear the conversation
you're having.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
That's the case.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
I don't want to hear about Oh, should let me
watch Physical one hundred last night?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I don't care if you want me to listen to
your stupid conversation.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
At least make it interesting, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That is when people are on speakerphone in public bugs
everybody unless it's a really dramatic situation and and everybody's like, Ooh,
I'm happy they decided to do this. It's the Jewbil Show.
A couple things. Taylor Swift has released a new song,
and people think it's confirming that she's dating Kansas City
chiefs tight end Travis Kelcey. Will play that in just
a few minutes. Now the wait a few minutes. But first,
(01:17):
The Washington Post released new phone etiquette guidelines for twenty
twenty three. Call us up eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. What is your biggest pet
peeve when it comes to people using the phone, And
you might be using the phone all wrong. Let's go
over what the Washington Post says you need to be doing.
They say, don't leave a voicemail. What if you call somebody?
(01:37):
I like voicemails.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
They do.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
They're kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I know, I like to leave voicemails, but most people
that I call don't have their voicemail set up even
so I can't even leave a message because I like
to leave like weird messages, you know.
Speaker 9 (01:49):
Are their voicemail. But ifver mail boxes two full, so
you can't even get in because they never checked any
of them. I save them too.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You actually check your voicemail and I just checked my
voicemail and I save the cute one.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's horrible.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I do They say that nobody listens to voicemails anymore
except Nina. Yeah, if you have important information to share,
do it in a text. The Washington Post also says
you should text before calling somebody. Don't just call them.
Why why? They say calling somebody without warning can put
stress on the other person, and you should text them
first and ask if they're available to chat.
Speaker 9 (02:22):
I get that when it comes to FaceTime, Like, don't
FaceTime me without any warning?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Why not? Because I might not have clothes on or
I might not want to be seen.
Speaker 10 (02:29):
Then you can put your phone like face up, or
you can just decline it.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
Okay, Well, I'm just saying that I feel that way
about FaceTime. But the other ways, no, Like the worst
thing actually is when somebody is like calling when you
get a minute, Well, why don't you just call me?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Because I would have just saved like eight steps. Oh
you know what I mean. I'm kind of with the
Washington Posts on this. For me, if somebody calls me
without texting first, I may not be in the mood
to answer, or I might be in the middle of something,
and then I probably won't call them back.
Speaker 9 (02:55):
I just feel like there's a whole different set of
rules for you, Jubile, because you don't text back, and
then if you answer the phone, it's really exciting because
it's like, oh, you got him, yeah, and then the
phone drops and he calls you back and he's like, sorry,
well an adventure.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah. Most of the time, if somebody calls me out
of the blue, maybe doing I'm usually doing something where
I can't answer, and then I will forget. Just like
I forget to text people back, I will forget to
call you back, so we'll never talk. It's not rude, yeah,
of course. But if I look at the text in
the moment and they're like, can you talk, then if
I text back right away, yes, most likely we'll talk,
unless they it's a few minutes and then I'll get distracted
(03:29):
and then who knows.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You're not going to talk.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
We're going over new phone etiquette rules for twenty twenty three.
According to the Washington Post, what's your biggest phone pet, Peeve,
Call us up eight eight eight three four to three
one O six one, text in four one O six one,
Hello Marie, Marie, Hello, Hey, Hi, how's it going? What
is your biggest phone pet, Peeve.
Speaker 11 (03:54):
I absolutely cannot stand when people talk on speaker in public. Yeah,
it's terrible. I mean usually I'd be like, it's kind
of interesting, it's interesting, but no, no, no, I've totally
changed my mind on that one. I was sitting at
(04:15):
an airport and this girl had her phone on speaker
and she was breaking up with her boy friend.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, she was next to me, yeah, and she.
Speaker 11 (04:24):
Was it was terrible, and she was she was so
upset and that it was clear that I could hear it.
And she like looked over at me and she like
literally handed me her phone and she was like, you
talk to him if you're so invested. And I was like,
this isn't on tript lady, wow, But it was insane,
(04:46):
and she walked away for like it felt like twenty minutes,
and he was just like crying and explaining to me
like what happened. And I was like, I've just heard
it all. I know what happened.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You actually got in the middle of that. Wow, Yeah,
it was.
Speaker 11 (05:00):
It was really intense. And then she ended up coming
back and taking your phone. But I was like, well,
what the hell happens now?
Speaker 12 (05:06):
Now I want to getting back together.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, so you just out they're counseling this guy on
his breakup for a few minutes.
Speaker 11 (05:13):
Yeah, pretty much trying to make him stop crying. So
I didn't understand anything he was saying it.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That is awkward, very awkward. Thank you for the phone call, Marie.
Call us up eighty eight three four three one oh
six one. Text in four to one oh six one.
What is your biggest phone pet? Peeve? The Washington Post
released new phone etiquette guidelines for twenty twenty three. They
also say that emotions are for voice, facts are for text.
(05:42):
Any message involving opinions or emotional matters like arguments, should
be done in a phone call. Things like making plans
for or relaying some factual information should be done in
a text.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
I love that we have to explain that to people.
Don't you know that if something's important, you should talk
about it, or if it's a secret, you should talk
about it and not text it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Because it's not my fault. If my cloud got hacked.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
Yeah, But at the same time, I think it's aying more.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Of like, you know, how you can't read emotion and text.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
So if like some like, if you're getting mad at people,
just call them and just get mad at them that way.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Oh, I agree with that. That's why I think it's funny.
It has to be explained. Wouldn't this stuff be like
common sense? No?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, no, not really. Some people love arguing over text.
I can't stand it because you can't you can't fill
the tone right, So you don't know if like some
people can be very sarcastic or condescending, right even so
they might be like, and I'm a very literal person,
so I've been in a lot of arguments over text
and with very passive aggressive people, so I can't tell
(06:40):
if they're being passive aggressive the like never mind, I'm
over it, and I'm like, okay, great, So anyway, where
do you want to go for dinner? And that just
makes things worse, well, because they're obviously not over it, right,
But I'm a very literal person and I take things
straight up. So, and I don't read passive aggressive very well,
especially over text.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Interesting, so passive aggressive, yeah, really yeah, because it's like,
obviously come at me because I'm so mad at you.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Now fix it.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, and then I'm just like, oh cool, all right, sweet,
We're moving on. Then that never works. Well okay, so
now it's time for the Taylor Swift song that I've
been talking about. Taylor Swift released a new song, and
we're the only people who have it. Actually, yes, Victoria,
we're the only people who have it. And some people
(07:26):
think some people think that it's confirming that she's dating
Kansas City Chiefs tight End Travis Kelcey. As if the
pictures we saw yesterday weren't enough. Thank you for the song.
Well let's see you guys be the judge. I'll play
the song right now.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Here we go, Victoria, talk your mom here.
Speaker 13 (08:02):
I told her that.
Speaker 12 (08:03):
Your mind now is down here.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
I love your mother.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I got your jersey on.
Speaker 14 (08:08):
I'm so proud.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's the facts, and sell Bride and new.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Charas.
Speaker 15 (08:18):
Kelsey, I've got news game you're getting over my friend
Kelsey is my guys help us tight End wearing tight
Hands on the weekend, Travia Kelsey's mind, Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 14 (08:31):
Mind, Kelpy svid hands with a football to catches.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I'm moving on my hands in Kansas.
Speaker 14 (08:37):
City, Taylor kill me Jersey on my back?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hey, let's you you fund like the sound of that.
I've got a lot of healthy bride like that.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Where are you going?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I've bothered you if minoring on my checks? Are you ghosting?
I already caught my gown and.
Speaker 14 (08:56):
It's up extra size, But day I'm moved too fast
on your new ride?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Would you better take.
Speaker 15 (09:03):
Pan and fell pride and a using we shout as
Kelsie cut news, Jean, you are patting of.
Speaker 12 (09:16):
Kepsey?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Is my boy friend?
Speaker 16 (09:18):
Kelsey is my guy?
Speaker 15 (09:19):
Kelsey's a tight nan wearing tight pants on the week
and try to Kelly's mind. Chart to Kelly's mind, Kelsey's
Kelby pants for the football.
Speaker 16 (09:27):
Detatching and moving on my Cattley Kansas Pitty Taylor, Kelly
whip Jersey all.
Speaker 15 (09:32):
My bad Taylor Kensey because I like the sound up that,
I'm gonna be shout.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
As Kelty's pride like that. What do you think, Victoria?
Is it confirming that they're dating? I'm more disappointed in
myself than I believe you for.
Speaker 17 (09:45):
It's another jewbile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Come on, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
This is pe Deakins. I work over at jewelers and
I was like, oh, what is I'm so sorry? I
was looking for Mandy.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I'm Mandy.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Oh, Mandy.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Hi, So hey, what's calling you to see? Because we're
cleaning some jewelry for you.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, my husband took my grandmother's diamonds and to get clean.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm so sorry? I was that what's that? I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (10:43):
My my husband took some jewelry that my grandmother had
given to me and for a clean there were diamonds.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yet, I'm so sorry. We were saying, so, you said,
we're cleaning some Yeah, there's a couple of necklaces and say,
a couple of rings, and these are said, my grandmother
gave me those diamonds and they're very very.
Speaker 18 (11:12):
What what are you trying to tell?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
What is happening?
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, well granny has some small fingertips.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Mandy.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, it's what's going on? Is it's turn and purple.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
I'm gonna have to cut it off. No my finger
because I was I was. I was cleaning these rings
and they're just so gorgeous. I just had to feel
like the bell of the ball for a minute. They
put them on, and you put.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
My grandmother's jewelry on your on your hands just for
a second. Yeah, oh my god, my grandma is on
your hand.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It's purple. My hands turned purple.
Speaker 18 (12:03):
Why would you try somebody else's jewelry because it's.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Because it's beautiful.
Speaker 18 (12:10):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
What are you gonna do to get You're gonna have
to cut him off.
Speaker 18 (12:23):
You're gonna have to cut my grandmother's jewelry.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'm gonna have to cut avove.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
On your fingers. How do you know you need to
cut it? Is minutes what.
Speaker 18 (12:41):
I can't even.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
How long.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's been on about ten minutes, and I can't think
it any longer. I'm just gonna I'm gonna have to
cut it off.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I can't think.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
I'm gonna get this thing started, getting this all started.
I'm so sorry about this. I'm just getting the all started.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Okay, I'm getting here. We go, here we go.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
He be sick, sick, So.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
My, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh my, So
what what.
Speaker 18 (13:24):
If my jewelry looks like Oh my god, I just
could have saw through my grandmother's jewelry.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It's a no, not the problem. The ring is still
on my finger.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
What my finger is on the floor now, fingers.
Speaker 19 (13:46):
Fingers on the floor.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You need.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
It's a phone break.
Speaker 9 (13:52):
What would you do that?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
What did you do for?
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This is actually Doebel from the Jebel Show doing a
phone break on you and your husband. George set you up.
Oh my god, it's a joke. He said that he
took your grandma's jeworrey to be cleaned somewhere and you
were there going to ruin it, so he wanted me
to mess with you. Oh my god, I hate him.
Speaker 17 (14:16):
Wake up every morning with jewbile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Time for what's trending with Nina?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Well, the number one body part that people are trying
to get chiseled has just been revealed.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Kizzled. Shout out to the gym.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
Rat, Shout out to everybody that had it in them
to work out this morning, because bless you. So while
you're out there, Victorian Jubrale like ha ha, ho's my
hot girl walk. I just thought it was funny the
way he said, bless you, just bless you, bless you
because it is really but listen, I get it. So
do you guys want to guess what the number one
body part is. Everybody's trying to get all chiseled, because
(14:49):
if you think about it, body parts also have trends,
like you know, you're trying to get this way or
that way with your body shape.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So the trend right now is I mean, I don't
know what the trend is. All I know for me
is I've been really working on my calves. Interesting, that's
a good one. Have you guys not noticed? Jeez?
Speaker 9 (15:08):
Sorry, no, you guys are always hitting those calves. But
it's ABS. I was gonna, like, I one hundred percent
thought it was going to be. But when I opened
this article, because when I go to the gym, you
know those smith machines, there's always like a line of
people trying to work their butts and taking turns. But anyways,
it's ABS. Thirty one percent of people are in the
gym trying to get better. ABS twenty two percent are
(15:29):
talking about shoulders and the V shaped back and then
arms and legs are at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay, right, I don't know I thought that was so interesting.
You're at the bottom, ubil I know. I just feel
like when you go and look around at people, you're like,
what are you working on? What part are you working on?
Speaker 13 (15:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I'm working on my nose. Cool nose ups. With a
nose up, you just put like a little spoon on
your nose, you know, don't you ever work that muscle?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I used to play the game really workout?
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Bro Okay, never mind, it's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Only on the Double Show, It's time for to catch
a cheater. And Michelle is on the phone today. She
thinks that her husband of three years might be cheating
on us. So we're going to see if we can
catch him. But first let's find out why. Michelle, what's
going on with you and your husband?
Speaker 18 (16:19):
Hey, so kind of weird, but I like, I found
this text from this woman. Let me just back up
a little bit. So we've always been close, but like
sometimes to a fault, we're a little too comfortable with
each other. But that's why I'm so confused, because I
feel like we know everything about each other, you know.
(16:44):
So last week I was in the kitchen getting something
and I saw his phone on the counter, which is
totally normal. We always leave our phones everywhere, so it
wasn't that weird. But there was like a message open
from this girl named Samantha, and I don't know Samantha.
I don't know that he knows the Samantha, and the preview,
like you know, the text preview popped up that said, hey, sexy,
(17:06):
what are you wearing?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (17:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Was it a joke? I texted people a.
Speaker 18 (17:11):
Lot kind of what I'm hoping maybe it's you.
Speaker 13 (17:17):
I don't know, dding.
Speaker 18 (17:22):
But so he's never mentioned a Samantha before, and I like,
I didn't know what to do, so I didn't say
anything to Chris, but I just kind of left the room.
And I came back a little later to get a
drink and his phone was like still sitting there, so
pitted it up. I opened it and I clicked on
the message from Samantha, and he hadn't replied to that
(17:45):
last text. But then I scrolled up like a few
more messages and there was this picture of Samantha almost
like completely nude.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (17:59):
Then there was there was a text after that asking
Chris like something like you sure you don't want some
of this you dirty boy. Oh, Chris texted that, paw sure,
sweet cheeks. I really confused. What's happening? Yeah, I'm just
honestly in shock, and I really would would love your
(18:20):
help figuring out what happened.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, sure, I mean it definitely sounds I mean, that
sounds guilty. I don't know how you make that.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Yeah, well, it sounds like she wants him, for sure.
It's just is how far is he participating?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I mean, other than the.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Sweet cheeks, which is still bad. Yeah, I'm not okay
with sweet cheeks. But I mean maybe it didn't, you know,
cross over into physical or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I don't know, right.
Speaker 18 (18:43):
So, actually I did ask him who Samantha was, and
he told me just about that first like preview message
that I saw, so he wasn't totally lying, But he
didn't say anything about about the picture, and I didn't
bring it up either. It's just a really weird he's
kind of like laughing it all off. I don't know
(19:03):
what to think of any of it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So what did you say about it?
Speaker 18 (19:07):
He laughed, and then he said it was just some
lonely old broad. That's what he said, lonely old broad
that needs attention something like that, nothing to worry about
what he said.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, okay, not a cool package. Yeah, that's very dismissive, tode,
nothing to worry about. I mean if she was on
the other foot and you were getting a picture from
a naked dude or almost naked dude, I'm sure he
would be like, that's something to worry about.
Speaker 18 (19:31):
He was just brushing it off.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
Well, I mean, I don't know, like you can't control
what other people are going to do, right, like people
are going to send I mean, you should stop it.
That would be the right thing to do. But a
lot of people feel validated in that. So again it's
not okay, but it might not actually be cheating.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Let's figure it out. Already gave us the grocery store
that he's a rewards card. Remember at We'll play a
song come back, get you to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
Next, it's time to catch a cheater only on the.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Tuble Show if you're just he joining us for to
catch a cheater. Michelle is on the phone and she
thinks that her husband of three years might be cheating,
and we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store where he's a rewards card member
and say that. Every single month, we choose one rewards
card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral department, and we'll see if he sends those
flowers to Michelle or to somebody else. But before we
(20:19):
do that, Michelle, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on
your situation with your husband right now?
Speaker 14 (20:23):
Sure?
Speaker 18 (20:24):
So, I caught my husband texting this woman named Samantha.
She sent like an almost nude photo and it was
very flirty. And then when I asked him, who the
hell is Samantha, he laughed it off, brushed it off,
and said that she's just some lonely old woman in
an unhappy marriage who needs attention, and said it's nothing
(20:46):
to worry about. So we're going to find out.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 18 (20:50):
You ready, I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
All Right, cool, Here we go. Hello, Hi, my name
is Jorabel. I'm calling from So. I was looking for
our rewards card member named Chris.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Oh yeah, speaking Chris.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm calling to let you know that year this month's
big winter Congratulations.
Speaker 19 (21:18):
Okay, yeah, what's up.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Maybe you don't know, but every single month we choose
one Rewards Card member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral department. Absolutely free. I've said that a couple
of times now, just so you know it's free. And
what you've won is thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy, and a car to be delivered
anywhere in the United States absolutely on us. We do
flower delivery. Now we're trying to get the word out
about that, but also say thank you very much for
(21:41):
shopping with us.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Oh yeah, all right, cool.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
So here's how it works. So you'll get confirmations of everything,
so you know that it's absolutely free. And what we
can do is I can take the information in just
a few minutes over the phone. If you knew who
you wanted to send them to right now, we could
do that.
Speaker 19 (22:01):
Yeah, I mean all right, I mean legit.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, Like I said, you'll get a confirmation of everything.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
All right, awesome, what do you What do you need
from me?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
First? I would need the first and the last name
of the person you want to send them to, and
then anything you might want to put on a card,
and then the address.
Speaker 19 (22:19):
All right, I mean I know, I want to send
him to my wife Michelle.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
So and then anything on a card do you want
to put with that?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Uh?
Speaker 19 (22:30):
Yeah, uh, I'm I'm stupid in love with the lady.
I got some free yo.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Enjoy. That's funny, Chris. I also have to let you
know that your wife, Michelle is actually on the phone.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Oh what you know, Michelle?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
So, this is actually the Jebel Show. It's a radio show.
My name is Jewel. H I'm you know, making noises
over here. That's sorry that Hioria. And we do a
segment on the show, call to Catch a Cheeta, where
if you suspect your significant other might be sleeping around,
we try to see you. They send flowers too, So
that's why your wife is on the phone.
Speaker 19 (23:13):
What are right? Yeah, Okay, that was weird.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
I knew someone was up.
Speaker 18 (23:22):
Well yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 19 (23:24):
Well, oh my god, Michelle, what is this to catch
a cheer? You're a wron What is this?
Speaker 5 (23:31):
What are you even do?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I'm not a moron.
Speaker 14 (23:35):
I was just seeing, like what you do?
Speaker 18 (23:37):
You know, we had that whole thing about Samantha or
I was seeing if you were gonna have ten flowers Harmantha.
Speaker 19 (23:45):
Oh, my god, Oh my god. All right, all right,
all right, I thought i'd put it out that far.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, what's the story with that? So Michelle told us
a little bit about it. It sounds super shady to me.
Speaker 19 (23:56):
Oh I thought you like got the rift that it
was like completely nothing. All right.
Speaker 20 (24:02):
You know, Samantha is Rudy. No, Rudy is Samantha. Okay,
Rudy is. He's like my best friend and.
Speaker 13 (24:15):
He's great, but uh he married uh someone who Uh
how would you describe Bath?
Speaker 19 (24:23):
I describe her as, uh, not my favorite person. She's
a real pain of advice.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Okay, yeah, I mean he's basically in like a prison.
Speaker 21 (24:38):
She she has her Yeah, she has the gals over
for like Sex and the City night, right, and she
makes him this is her party night, this is her
social He freaking he's cleaning up everything.
Speaker 13 (24:53):
I don't know how she like bamboozled him or whatever,
but he's scrambling every week. Uh he probably of an
apron on to like vacuum and get everything right.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Like ready and stuff to I'm just what does this
have to do with Samantha?
Speaker 19 (25:07):
Yeah, I know, right, Okay, So Sex in the City.
He's basically Samantha.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
He's such a Samantha.
Speaker 19 (25:16):
So I basically just said, boom, you are Samantha.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I changed his name for somebody who never saw Sex
and the City. What does a Samantha mean?
Speaker 19 (25:24):
Uh, Samantha is just basically asturbing.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Not.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
She's like she's the one that's forever single. She's super
successful and a little bit promiscuous.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And just kind of Jica Parks. It's kill that one. Okay, No,
that's Miranda.
Speaker 19 (25:46):
No, you're taking the wrong point away from you don't
get it.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
What's the point that we're supposed to be getting chrits.
Speaker 13 (25:54):
So the girls come over and they're drinking and laughing
and you know, watching Sex in the City and you know,
not even just to do stuff. I guess like they're
going back or if they're not watching that, they're watching
you know, the news spin off all this crap. Anyway,
he's got the house and like I don't know, like
showroom condition pretty much. So I changed the state of
(26:16):
Samantha in my phone. And you know, he's basically like
just the captive these days, and uh, he's like in hell.
So yeah, he's I call him the lonely old broad
and needs attention.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Was he just sending those as a joke?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Then, yeah, don't go.
Speaker 19 (26:33):
Through my phone and you won't have these little freakouts.
Speaker 18 (26:36):
Oh so it's my fault.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
You can't Yeah, you can't understand how she would be
like you didn't didn't tell her it was Rudy.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
You're on rabbit hole.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Great, Like, why couldn't we just have told her that
from the beginning.
Speaker 13 (26:47):
Yeah, yeah, well I didn't know you were going to
be like, uh, I don't know, doing espionage on my
you know, my personal phoney.
Speaker 14 (26:58):
I love you.
Speaker 19 (27:00):
He's crazy, a little moron.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Just you know, I love you too.
Speaker 18 (27:03):
I like, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, you guys look in the cool world. Yeah, I'm
glad you found out that he's not cheating Michelle. And
I'm glad you're not cheating, Chris.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
I'm not cheating.
Speaker 19 (27:16):
I wouldn't rule it out ever, I'm not gonna cheat you.
I'm I'm like I said, I love you.
Speaker 10 (27:25):
I love you too.
Speaker 18 (27:26):
Now, I think we need to watch Sex in the
Cities and you can really learn his Samantha.
Speaker 9 (27:30):
But I also really think that Rudy should forever be
referred to as Samantha, even by you, Michelle.
Speaker 18 (27:36):
Oh, I'm gonna start calling him Sam.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Because then there we go.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Well, I'm glad that this worked out and the weirdness
kind of a weird thing. But whatever tell Samantha. We said, Hi,
I'm going to drag your guys into this. That was
a fun ride. I'm glad it's all good.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
The Jewel shows to catch a Cheatoh.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Why is the entire world saying this today?
Speaker 13 (28:02):
Share did?
Speaker 7 (28:03):
What?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Why?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
And why are they saying this?
Speaker 19 (28:08):
I love Share?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
But what the is this? It's the Share?
Speaker 9 (28:13):
You think it is about that Share? Yes, it's that Share.
The Share that saying this seemly.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
That Share Classics seventy seven year old Share might be
the worst mother in law in the universe, depending on
how you look at it. Depending on how you look
at it. That is true if you think your in
laws are a little bit much waiting until you hear
(28:46):
what Share did. So her son is going through a
divorce and recently her son and his soon to be
ex wife were thinking about reconciling. So they went to
a hotel ticket there for two weeks to stay somewhere.
I got a resort right. Share hired four people to
(29:07):
kidnap her son. Why and take him out of that hotel?
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Why?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I should not.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Laugh at this because that is too wild, but it's
also kind of funny.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, And I feel like that's also illegal, but I
have no idea. It's her own son. Is it illegal?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
It is illegal to kidnap someone regardless of their bloodlines.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Thank you for clarifying. But why did she do that
to keep him from reconciling? Because she did not want
him to get back together with his ex wife so
bad kidnapped him ex wife that back much? Yes, she's like,
screw it, I'm gonna send Seal Team six in there
to pull my son out of that mess. But then
(29:50):
where do you put your son after that? You can't
keep the kidnapped. I don't know if she thought that
part through. Maybe she did, you know what, she might
have kept him in a basement tied up, and then
you know, it's like one of those movies where you're
tied up in a chair in a basement and there's
one light kind of on movies. Are you watching? I
know what you're talking about. All of a sudden, you
just hear some high heels walking in. They're like, who
(30:12):
kidnapped me?
Speaker 16 (30:12):
Who?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Wants to talk to me and it's your mom.
Speaker 9 (30:14):
Like, but at that point you just like go, well,
you know, mom might be right this time if she
went through all of this trouble. So my mom's favorite
thing to say to me is I told you so.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
So.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
I mean, I don't think she'd kidnapped me, but I
could see her going through crazy hoops to just be
like I'm proving a point.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I'm right. So like if your SHARE's sun and you're like, wow,
my mom really.
Speaker 9 (30:40):
Thinks it's better for me to not be with that
person she kidnapped me, Like, wouldn't that take a little
I feel like it would make me.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Think twice Yeah, I wake up from whatever chloroform was used,
and I go, I have two insane women in my life.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Everything's a like my mom and my ex. Is there
anybody else who could kidnap them?
Speaker 14 (30:59):
It is?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
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people out of a relationship that they think they should
not be in. Right and a lot. Sometimes it's legit,
sometimes it isn't. Sometimes they just don't like them. Call
us eighty eight three four three one to six one
Do you think your in laws can beat that?
Speaker 9 (31:14):
My friend, my friend Amy. She oh, I probably shouldn't
have just said her name right now. But so she's married,
and she does not get along with her husband's mom,
or she didn't for the longest time. The husband's mom
planted an earring or like some type of pin or
something in Amy's jewelry box, and oh, that said her
(31:34):
name again in her jewelry box and said that she
stole it. So she goes to her son as like,
who did you marry? Your wife steals from me? Like,
and this was the craziest thing. I couldn't even believe
she was telling me all this stuff. I think they've
worked her stuff out now, but like back then, like
she used to come up with all types of stuff
to get my friend out of the picture.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I just edited it. Wow, So maybe shares not you know,
maybe it's not that much normal behavior.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
No different than throwing an ear ring in a jewelry Yeah, exactly,
steal a person, steal an earring?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
What are you going to do? By Aquila Cocaine put
it into their wedding dress and you're like, wow, I'm
gonna call the cops right before the wedding. Don't give
people idea.
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Speaker 7 (32:25):
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Speaker 3 (32:30):
No?
Speaker 11 (32:30):
I have not.
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Travis Kelsey from the Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 9 (32:46):
Do you think Travis Kelsey's mom gonna try to keep
him from Taylor because she's just too famous?
Speaker 5 (32:50):
No, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
But the song, the song is great.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I mean, it's not quite as good as Taylor's song,
but you know the voice wise, but it's close.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Talking about it is Taylor Swift here, I'll play it, okay,
drank it up, started in change.
Speaker 14 (33:15):
And I'm here for it.
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I didn't have to feel that in your outfit.
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Speaker 17 (35:06):
My First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at advocatesla dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Chloe is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghasted by a dude named Dan. Chloe,
thanks for coming on the show. Before we get into
your dating and stuff, how long has it been since
you heard from Dan?
Speaker 5 (35:24):
It has been two weeks.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
That's kind of been the sweet spot lately. How many
times have you reached out to Dan in those two weeks.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I mean I've reached out a couple of times, but
like I didn't want to sound desperate, but I just
reached out a couple of times.
Speaker 5 (35:38):
And I've heard nothing.
Speaker 20 (35:39):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
All right, we'll tell us a little bit about your
date with Dan.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:43):
Dan is super super cute.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
And we went out to a really nice dinner, like
a really nice dinner, and we walked around after our
dinner and we've chatted.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
When you say really nice, what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
It means I expend it.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Like where'd you go?
Speaker 5 (36:01):
We went to a steakhouse.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Like candle light, Yeah, like the white linen tablecloth. You
know what I mean, and I really liked him, and
then we walked around. There's like a park across the street,
so we talked for a while and then at the
end we had a good night, kid. And I'm just
wondering what happened in between that magical date and him
(36:28):
not responding to anything.
Speaker 9 (36:29):
Is there anything that may have popped up on that
date that would have been kind of awkward? Like is
your kids good?
Speaker 3 (36:36):
I think though I've been like analyzing all of it,
you know what I mean, like replaying everything. I think
the gate itself was fine. I'm worried though, that he
thinks that my dad, I like lived with my dad,
because my dad.
Speaker 12 (36:47):
And my little brother were visiting to look at colleges
and they just like stopped by my place and they
came like ten literally ten minutes before Dan got to
my house, and I didn't know what to do because
You'd already.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
On his way, But my dad ended up opening the
door when Dan showed up, and so I don't know,
and like, when I guess you said something like have
a good time, it was just really awkward.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Did Dan mention anything on your date about thinking that
you lived with your brother and dad?
Speaker 11 (37:21):
No, not really he thought.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
I mean I told him, I was like, hey, my
my dad's here and my brother they're just visiting.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
But he, I don't know. I guess you just didn't
think I was telling the.
Speaker 9 (37:32):
Truth unless your dad said something to you don't know about.
And then also, first of all, if you did live,
you with your dad, there's nothing wrong with it. Adults
living with their parents is totally normal.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Hosting in rental cost is really high.
Speaker 12 (37:46):
But I'm lucky enough to have my own place.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
But I don't know, I just that's the only thing I.
Speaker 14 (37:51):
Could think of.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
Let's think about like when you were in high school
and you're like you would go on dates, did your
dad have or ever have any awkward interactions with them
at that time?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Just to see if, like you know, old habits popped
up again with your new guy.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, I mean, like my dad is a troll for
new guys, like he is, so he's so like one
way you get my daughter home, or at least he
was back then, but I mean that was years ago,
and I just don't see him doing that now. And
in fact, like I mean, he was left alone for
like maybe thirty seconds while.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I was getting my shoes on so like, I don't know,
and the thing that.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Sex is on the actual date, we aligned with everything
and it's so hard to find that. I mean, we
were aligning on we both want kids, we have the
same religious background. He is very educated, which is really
important to me. Literally everything I could have ever thought
that I wanted a guy I got with this guy.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
What was the last thing he said to you?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
He's like, let's do this again, and I was like great,
and then we kissed.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
And then side Okay, Well we'll see if we can
figure out. Then we'll play as song. Come back and
call him and see if we can get him to
tell us why he's ghosting you, and then maybe get
you another date if you still want Okay, sounds good, Thanks,
all right, plaus don't come back. Get your first Date
follow up, Next first.
Speaker 17 (39:14):
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Speaker 1 (39:21):
If you're just joining us for today's first Date follow up.
Chloe is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Dan. So we're about to call him
in a minute and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date if
she still wants one. But before we do that, Chloe,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory about your date with Dan?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, so Dan is a ten out of ten.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Meets all my criteria for everything.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
We had a great date.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
We went to a nice dinner, walked around after sat
in the park, had a good night kiss, and then
I just haven't heard from him in two weeks. I'm
thinking the only thing that it could have been was
my dad said something in the thirty that my dad
was visiting.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
I don't know. On my mind is spinning. I just
don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Well, we'll see if we've fared oft for your about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why,
and then see if you're still interested in another day.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Hello, Hime, I speak to Dan. Please. This is Dan, Dan,
How are you? My name is Jubel host a radio
show and it's called the Jubile Show.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Hi, I'm Nina. I'm also on the Jubil Show. Hi,
I'm Victoria. Also on the show What's up Dan? What's up?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
For real?
Speaker 20 (40:41):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (40:41):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (40:42):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (40:43):
Great?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Actually listen to you guys. Oh, time to time.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Okay, cool. Have you ever heard of a first day
follow up before?
Speaker 7 (40:52):
Uhh yeah I have?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Actually, okay, cool, Well guess what, Dan, today's first day
follow up is starring you? Right right, So you recently
went on a day with someone and now you're not
calling him back, and they want to know why. Do
you have any guesses on who that could be?
Speaker 15 (41:07):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Yeah, I think I do have a pretty good guess.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Actually, Okay, throw it out there.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
What ife is?
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Right?
Speaker 5 (41:14):
I mean it's got to be Cloly, Yes.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
It is, Dan, Congratulations, you want absolutely.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Nothing for that, but yes, uh well, yeah I get it.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Telling us why you're ghosting her?
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Sure, I mean I'm ghosting her because you know, when
we finished our dates and we went our separate ways,
this guy comes running out of nowhere, punches me in
the face and tells me to stay away from his sister.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
What.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
Yeah, he's got a pretty uh pretty mean right hook?
Speaker 5 (41:49):
And I really wasn't what to do with that point, So.
Speaker 7 (41:53):
It was just like, all right, I guess I will
wait that situation. Have been punched in the face since
I was like like a freshman or a sophomore in
high school.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Did he just come punch you, and then he was
gone for that. Did you guys talk at all?
Speaker 7 (42:08):
No, he like came flying up out of nowhere, like
my blindside doctor batays me in the face. And I
hardly even got to look at him because I was
just so surprised, you know, I kind of fell down
a little bit. And he was just like, you will stay,
you know, the app away from my sister, keep away
(42:30):
from her or whatever, and he stalked off like that
was it.
Speaker 17 (42:35):
I was.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
I was just so stunned. I didn't even know what
to say, and I just was like, okay, So I
just I got in my car and had left and
was just like, well, I guess that's that just need
a little guy.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Didn't she say he was visiting colleges. I guess that
doesn't mean he's a little guy.
Speaker 7 (42:53):
He's pretty decent sized hide boy there.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
But yeah, my brother never do that for me. Wow,
damn man, thank you for telling us that. That's I
understand why you are not calling her back. Then. I
don't think i'd call something back if that happened to me.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Really.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah, it's like her fault though, Yeah, but it would
just be that the family's drama. Then I don't have
to deal with the brother trying to be like that
or doing that again. Yeah, it's like a thanksgiving and
he gets done exactly. All right, Well, Dan, thank you
for being honest. Also, I don't know if you remember
this part about the first dight followups, but Chloe is
actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
Wait, I am so compete, are you?
Speaker 12 (43:32):
My brother came out of nowhere.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
And just stuck or punched you in the faith? Yes
he did, all right, I mean I'm assuming, I'm assuming he.
Speaker 7 (43:44):
Was your brother. I mean I didn't really I didn't
really got to look at him at the beginning of
the date.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
But yeah, I mean he say from my sister, what
I just wish.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
I wish you would have told me because now I
have to go punch my brother. Wait, my brother is
super protective over me because my ex boyfriend cheated on
me and there was a lot of drama. So I
don't know what the hell he was thinking in his mind.
It was like protecting me even though all my I'm
(44:16):
so embarrassed. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
There's no excuse.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
So it really probably could have been your brother, because
you never know, there's some crazies in the streets.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
You know, I strongly feel like that's something that idiot
would do.
Speaker 7 (44:32):
I mean, I I thought about responding back, but I mean,
thinking about it, it's just like, well, I don't know
this guy. He's crazy enough to come and punch me
in the face. I mean, I was going to get
in my car, so I was just like, I don't
want this guy like tracking me down if I decided
to call you back or.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Text you back anyway, So you know, I would have.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
I would have liked to, but I just again, I
don't know what I'm dealing with with this guy.
Speaker 21 (45:01):
It's just so.
Speaker 7 (45:02):
Surprise to get punched.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Okay, why don't we do this? Why don't we meet
up again?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
We have a take too.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
I tell my brother to back off, and he's going
to give you a formal apology. It's going to be
awkward for everyone, but he needs to apologize and then
we'll do it again, because I had such a great
time with you, Dan, and I really want, you know,
another shot at that.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
Hey, I understand. I mean, if he's especially we're just
trying to keep protective and he thought there was something
going on that he didn't like I'm totally down for
a second date. Just definitely talk to her or talk
to her brother and make sure that, you know, just
make sure he's not going to stop me again, and
you know we could make it from there.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I guess, Chloyd, do you think your brother would listen
to you? Or is it kind of a loose cannon
he's gonna let me tell you that. Well, usually I asked,
if you guys want to go on another date and
I'll pay for it, Well, the station will pay for it.
You guess you guys already decided that, So congratulations, you
guys are going out again.
Speaker 8 (46:05):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
No one get punched in the face again, like it hurts,
only consensual like if it's something if you get that
day does to a certain place, then have fun with it.
If you guys are both into that. But other than that,
no more punching code word.
Speaker 8 (46:23):
Jubile's first day follow up, It's.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Time for What's Trending with Lena and I'm.
Speaker 9 (46:27):
About to tell you about the world's most expensive underwear
that's just been released. But before I do that, we
need to touch on this new condiment real quick. So
did you see how Hines is also cashing in on
the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey stuff.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
I was confused by this, what is going on?
Speaker 9 (46:41):
So when she was at the game, people were spotting
or seeing what she was snacking on when she was
in the suite, and so she had, like, I don't
know something she was dipping in ketchup and quote unquote
seemingly ranch. So now Hines Ketchup has just put out
a ketchup and seemingly ranch mashup condiment.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
That's funny, right, Like who else is going to try
to cash in on this?
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Like?
Speaker 1 (47:01):
What are we missing?
Speaker 10 (47:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (47:03):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
I'm stuck on the fact that if anyone saw me
snacking in a suite, it would not be pretty. And
I feel so bad that everything she does is like
examined to the tilt.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
I know that is insane. Everything I would just mess
with people non stop. Is she dipping a cockroach into
something that's seemingly ranch stressing? Great, there's the Swift cockroach
tipping them into something that looks like ranch dressing. One
of my friends had one of the best ideas I've
ever heard for a mashup gua cream Guacamolean sour cream combined.
(47:34):
I mean, doesn't you do that anyways when it's on
your plate, just kind of mix it up. Yeah, but
I mean if you could just buy it already pre made, interesting,
way you better. And it's called Guacream, which is a
cool name. Extra guacam. Please. His last name is Perkins,
so he sound like an NBA player. He used to
call him Guacriam Perkin. Doesn't that sound like I did
the place in the NBA? It absolutely does.
Speaker 9 (47:58):
He actually played in the NBA, then he could probably
afford these underwears. They're almost six thousand dollars. They're being
put out by MEUMEU. And the reason why I wanted
to tell you about it is because whose idea would
it be to charge six thousand dollars for underwear covered
in sequence?
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Do you know how uncomfortable that would be inside?
Speaker 9 (48:16):
No, they're made of silk wool and then sequence all
over the outside. Like that's just the most uncomfortable thing
on the planet.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
If I had six thousand, yeah, if I had six
grand to blow on some Mondays, those would be the ones.
Those would be the ones. Absolutely. Well, if you're like Jubile,
then that's your that's your move. Now that sounds soft inside,
but the sequence it's itchy. Yeah, even if it's on
the outside, Well, somebody is gonna get itchy, whether it's
you or whoever else.
Speaker 8 (48:43):
I want to put your jeans on.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Isn't that gonna look weird? Also because all the sequences,
if you have.
Speaker 9 (48:49):
Six thousand dollars, that's funny, could be like literally I
poop sequence.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
If you had six thousand dollars sequence underwear you should
not be wearing pants or you wear chaps so you
can see that onto her.
Speaker 9 (49:03):
It's just amazing these headlines and this is real life, Matt,
that's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Uh oh.
Speaker 18 (49:15):
Yo, this this joke.
Speaker 22 (49:17):
And we got the world premiere the exclusive joint from
Taylor Swift. You gotta listen closely because some people think
she might be confirming that she's dating Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
From the Kansasy Chiefs. Actually it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
When you do that.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Here it is right now, world premiere of Taylor Swift's
new song. And then after that it's I don't know
who needs to hear the spot, So call us eighty
eight three four three one o six one text in
four one o six one. What do you think the
world needs? To hear today here it is see see
if you can tell if she's dating him or not.
It's hard to tell.
Speaker 16 (49:59):
In here for the feeling and your outfits this week.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
And I'm the King day.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Your monet here.
Speaker 14 (50:09):
I told her that your mind now is down here.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
I love your mother.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
I put your jersey on.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I'm so proud.
Speaker 15 (50:19):
And l Bride and the new Queen Chris Kesey, I've
got news sheet.
Speaker 14 (50:27):
You're getting a ring.
Speaker 6 (50:30):
From my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Kelsey is my guy.
Speaker 15 (50:33):
Kelly's as tighten levering tight hands on the weekend, Travis Kelsey, Mine,
Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 14 (50:38):
Mine Kelsey's gubbing hands with the football.
Speaker 10 (50:41):
You catch it.
Speaker 15 (50:42):
I'm moving at Cassy Kansas City, Taylor Kimmy whip Joy
on my back, Taylor Kesey, swoop.
Speaker 14 (50:48):
I like the sound of that.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
I'm gonna be Naskelsy ride like that?
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Where are you going?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
I'm hono you ignoring all my texts?
Speaker 16 (50:56):
Are you ghosting?
Speaker 5 (50:57):
I already call?
Speaker 8 (51:00):
I got the talks Chester Size day.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
I moved too fast.
Speaker 9 (51:06):
I'm your new ride.
Speaker 14 (51:08):
You better Turkey back right now?
Speaker 11 (51:13):
And Bell Bride and a music.
Speaker 14 (51:16):
Queen Chats Kelsie, I've.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Got You're getting up. Kelsey is my boy friend, Kelsey
is my guy.
Speaker 15 (51:26):
Kelsey's as tight and wearing.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Tight pants on the week.
Speaker 15 (51:29):
And Travis Kelsey's mine Chavis Kelsey's mind, Kelsey's gilling hands.
Speaker 14 (51:33):
Where the football he's catching?
Speaker 2 (51:35):
I'm moving on?
Speaker 14 (51:36):
My cat'said, Kansas City.
Speaker 15 (51:38):
Taylor Kelsey Swift, Jersey, Oh my bad.
Speaker 14 (51:40):
Taylor Kelsey Swift. I like the sound up. I'm gonna
be scottis.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Kelsey's pride like that.
Speaker 9 (51:46):
I think she says it. I think she confirmed it
right there. The name sounds pretty good though. Taylor Kelsey Swift.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Taylor Kelsey Swift. Yeah that's something if she recorded that
song which had a cold. Yeah, it's I don't know
who needs to hear this, but call us up eight
eight three four three on a six one text in
four one o six one. What do you think the
world needs to hear today? Somebody texted in and said,
I don't know who needs to hear this, but put
some pep in your step. Yeah do that, Nina, what
(52:13):
do you think the world needs to here today? I
don't know who needs to hear this, but just the
sound it's yeah, do that?
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Yeah you could be.
Speaker 9 (52:23):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but just
because a person is single does not automatically mean that
there is something wrong with them.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
Oh, I just wanted to let you know that that
is true. A lot of people do say that though.
It's almost wrong with you the time. What's wrong with you?
Oh my gosh, you're single? What's wrong with you? You're
on a dating app? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (52:39):
So common on social too, like well, why are they single?
Speaker 5 (52:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Like that kind of like five maybe because they have standards,
and maybe they also don't ignore red flags. I have
not been single most of my life, and guess what
I should?
Speaker 4 (52:53):
And there's something wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Like it here it's drama free, Toria. What do you
think the world needs to hear today?
Speaker 10 (53:01):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I
guess I kind of do. If you're on your way
to school already in class, just be nice to your
teachers because look, they're trying out there, so just be
nice to them.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
What are you defending today?
Speaker 10 (53:15):
My brother I was talking to my mom on the
phone and he hijacked our conversation because he.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Was getting mad at the kids. Your your mom's a teacher.
My mom and my brother are teaching. Your brother's a
teacher too. Okay, so he was getting mad, explain how
you because I was talking to her, and then he
walked in. He was like, oh my gosh, Mom, these
kids today they weren't paying attention.
Speaker 14 (53:35):
They weren't listening.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
They really getting all my nerves.
Speaker 10 (53:38):
And I'm like, I was having a conversation, sir, But
also then I felt bad because his kids weren't listening.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Should it be be nice to your teachers or your
brother pay attention to when someone's on the phone and
the conversation, should be nice to me? There wasn't the
kids for the problem.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
If you asked your brother that question.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Call us up eighty eight three four A six one
text for bread is a Brad, what do you think
the world needs here today? I don't know who needs
to hear this, but.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Your kids don't have to do everything, Okay, they don't
have to be in nine different sports and all that stuff.
I think you should listen to your kids and find
out what they actually want to be doing. It's your
kid's decision how their life goes, not yours.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Brad is the only one in here who has kids.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, I just see.
Speaker 4 (54:24):
I see my daughter get burnt out a lot because
she's in choir and band, in ballet and hip hop
and all these other things and dah dah da da da.
And I'm just like, man, if you don't want to
do some of the stuff, just say you don't want
to do it.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
What does she like doing the most?
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Ballet, followed closely by hip hop and then banned because
she's a drummer so she wants to hit things, and
then and then choir is the last one on the list.
But but I you know, let your kids make priorities
and then help them keep them.
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah, you know, I think that's good advice, right, I
think for anybody just say no. People do put pressure
themselves so much to do everything. Yeah right, I do
that in my own personal life, like I want to
do everything all at once, and then I have to
remind myself like some things take time and it's okay.
(55:09):
Yeah that's true. You know why that's funny.
Speaker 9 (55:11):
I'm sorry to Derael this coming from Brad the dad
that he's a pilot, a black belt, a leadership whatever.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Where do you think your daughter gets that?
Speaker 3 (55:19):
No?
Speaker 4 (55:19):
No, no, no, no no no no listen, I learned
my lesson. I'm the guy who like collects certifications. Right,
I'm like, I'm bored. Let's become a black belt.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
I am bored.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
Let's become a pilot. And I told her it's not great.
Take some things to get really good at and and
you know, if you don't like it, stop doing it.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Just say no, Just say no. It's okay to quit.
I don't know who needs hear this, but it's okay.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
To quit sometimes exactly, It's actually true.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, sometimes it's fine to just accept defeat and give up.
Speaker 7 (55:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (55:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
My advice has always Honestly, the model that I live
by is try just hard enough, you know, like why
put yourself out if you if you're already like like
over the fifty percent mark with how you're doing, you won.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
I try to get here on time.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
You're still making it. You made it enough.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
Doubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Hello, Hi, you have a dirty little secret. Yeah, let's
hear it.
Speaker 18 (56:31):
You can pay with cash on door dash, And I
just really wanted to share that information.
Speaker 5 (56:37):
I wanted to go viral.
Speaker 1 (56:39):
Wait, wait, what how do you know that? Do you
work for door Dash?
Speaker 3 (56:43):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (56:43):
So I worked on the beta side, and so I
already picked up an order and they paid their order
in cash and they didn't have to pay inside the app.
And so then I take the money and off with
my day.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
Wait wait wait, so you're like jacking money.
Speaker 18 (56:59):
Then no, they actually take it out of our pay
that we would have gotten by them paying in the app.
So it's our pay.
Speaker 1 (57:08):
It's almost like getting paid early.
Speaker 18 (57:11):
Yes, that's why it trives me crazy that nobody knows
about it, because yeah, you can tip us.
Speaker 9 (57:17):
Oh yeah, a cash tip, but.
Speaker 18 (57:20):
Heck fifty dollars because I picked up your pizza. Hey,
at least I got the money and not the zero
tip order that makes people don't tip for pizza.
Speaker 5 (57:29):
They're actually zero tippers.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
Really what?
Speaker 18 (57:33):
Yes, zero tippers exist.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
I used to work in the restaurant industry and I worked.
Anytime I worked takeout, I always got tipped nothing most
of the time because that people think you don't you
still have to do with order, you star to bag
it all up and everything else. But most people think
you don't need to tip the takeout person.
Speaker 9 (57:46):
I used to be that way, and I think pandemic time.
Then I was like, oh, I think it's time to tip,
because you know, you get tip shamed for stuff, But
I was like, but you didn't serve me though. I know,
but but door Dash and you guys, I do have
a lot of respect for it because you go out
of your way to make sure your people get fed,
and honestly, we thank you, thank you.
Speaker 11 (58:06):
I don't think I get enough appreciation.
Speaker 1 (58:08):
How do you use the paying cash like if I
I'm really not.
Speaker 18 (58:11):
Sure as a customer, I just know that you can
go in there and tell it that you want to
pay cash on delivery, okay for the app.
Speaker 1 (58:19):
Right next time I ordered, I'm gonna try and do
that and pay cash.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, thank you, thank you for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 8 (58:27):
What's your dirty little secret.