December 12, 2024 • 53 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Does this make any sense to you? Smh, my povs
nsf W and n l fwiw imo, I like what
I see? I y k y k. If that didn't,
don't worry about it. Make it makes sense in a
second because Google just released the most googled text abbreviations
for the year, So it seems like most people out
(00:21):
there have no idea what anybody else is talking about too,
so don't have promo. We'll go over it right after
this show. Do you feel like it's hard to keep up,
Like the world just moves so fast, And on top
of that, you get message after text message from people
who also find it hard to keep up, so they
don't even say words to you anymore. It's just abbreviation
(00:41):
after abbreviation, leaving you like wtf did they just say? Well,
Google just released the most googled text abbreviations for the year,
and people everywhere are like, smh, wtf that was t
L d R. You know what I mean to you.
We'll tell you what that means in just a second,
and we'll tell you what the number one googled text
(01:03):
abbreviation is in just a second. But first let's go
over some of the others TBH Okay, yeah, to be harry,
to be honest. A lot of people don't know what
that means. Still, that's one that's been around for a while.
T T y L.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, I sometimes I ask those my emailsulator, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Talk to you later. You're emailing bosses with T T
y L at the end? Well, are you surprised? It's
gen z it's better than best? Yeah. I don't like
to say best Victoria. No, talk to later, Victoria. Actually,
w I W Do you guys know what that one means? Wait?
W I W For what it's worth, I know that's
what that one. Brad got that one right, You're going
(01:45):
in another direction. IG is another one of the top
googled text abbreviations for Instagram. Nope, I guess got it
once again. I guess we know who in this room
is really good at text abbreviation. I guess it's literally
so small. Okay, not coming from you is pretty funny.
(02:05):
I don't think it was Instagram as well. Why are
they talking about Instagram right now? This is weird. M
g L not gonna lie, Yes, he's not gonna lie.
We're going over the top text abbreviations that people are
googling because nobody can figure out what anybody says anymore
because he just uses abbreviations a FK. Does anybody know
what that one means? As nope, fast, nope, nope, I'll
(02:28):
use it in the sentence, get it. I would email
you back, but I'm a FK at the moment.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Almost no busy, But I don't know what that Yeah, already,
I'm trying to give a word for out the door
away from keyboard.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Wait, I've never had anybody hitting with the a FK
before Because you gotta type out a f K interesting,
that's very so, then I'm gonna type back, WTF.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean, I think it's a great way to respond
to work emails. That okay, yeah is always going to
be from response. Sorry I got your message, But a
f K.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We're going over the top Google text abbreviations that people
just don't know. H M, you hit me up? Give
me up? That one means hit me up? Yes, how
about I I r C. I've never heard that one
until today. I I I r C. If you no no,
I know know I I r C. You gave me
(03:35):
a dirty look in that meetings? Do I wor that
I don't know. I keep thinking like I, but then
what's the next one. Yeah, if if if I I
I R C, I didn't steal your money the other day,
if I really care, no, dang, oh, that's a pretty
good guy. If I recall correctly what that one means,
(03:58):
we got It's like, who says recall good point. We're
going over a list of the most googled text abbreviations
that people don't know. I y K y K, I know. Yes,
that means if you know, you know t L d R.
(04:19):
See if you guys can get it. Okay, I was
going to read your email, but t L d R
too late, t L too long, didn't read yes, producer bread.
That's also feels like Brad's reaction to everything three sentences
t ld R, And it feels like that's the response
almost any email that I do actually say. I used
(04:43):
to send these into the week recap emails to the
whole team, right, yeah, And they were long, they were funny.
I put work into it, you know, something, were kind
of motivational and everything else. But my bosses even were like, yeah,
they're too long. It's just supposed to be a fun thing.
At the end, of the week, you know, be like, hey, everybody,
good job. It was okay, and they were really funny.
(05:05):
If anyone took the time to read them, they were
a hilarious email, right, can we bring it back? Sure?
I wouldn't mind bringing them back, but I just don't
want to get ripped for them being too long. I
wanted to be seen as a good thing. I guess
I just email everybody and go, hey, I y K,
y K, everybody did great this week. If you're a
(05:29):
need response at TLDR. I that was so weird because
I get so much crap for people who think that
I'm not engaged in things because I'm just very laid
back dude. You know, nothing ever really bothers me. And
then I spend time on these emails every Friday. They
were very creative and fun, and then it was just
like we would you stop sending long emails on Fridays. I
just don't include them next time. And to that, I
(05:50):
wanted to use the number one most googled text abbreviation
out there. This one surprises me because I figure most
people would get this by now, but smh shaking my
head is the most googled text abbreviation. I feel like
I don't use that a whole lot, but I get
it more than I use it. The people are constantly
(06:14):
it's another jubile phone frame morning twenties. Hello, I'm doing wonderful.
I'm sure you're glad you have the day off today.
Oh so sorry, I got a little bit ahead of myself,
didn't I My name is Aquarius and I am a
(06:38):
psychic quarious psychic reader, and your boss, Kevin gifted you
a reading with me for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh okay. I thought we were going to schedule something.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, normally we would, but I felt the need to
call you today. My intuition was tingling quite a bit
and your name was coming up, so I figured I
would just call you. How are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Here?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I send you, send me rather quickly, there, I go.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay, spirit playing a querios is here? Hello, spirits, and
what would you like to tell me about cheryld? Oh
it's quite interesting?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh oh oh oh, I'm sorry. That was a hard dismount.
Sometimes when I head up to the spirit playing the
dismount it's rather shocking.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
But Cheryl, I am, I want you to go. And
the spirits called me and wanted me to tell you
that everything is going to be okay with your home plumbing.
I know that was quite hard for you and quite
an expense, and everything will be fine.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh god, yeah, I did just have a huge plumbing issue. Okay. Well,
I guess that's a relief that everything will be okay.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
They should not have to worry it all. The spirits
told me that everything will be fine with that. So, Cheryl,
is there anything that you would like to ask? Aquarius?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Did they say anything about my job?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yes, Cheryl, I saw that there's a promotion at your company.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Maybe I can cry and to get it again and.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Again, Cheryl Cherylon going back up to spirit world, I
have more information going back up a Quarius is here. Hi,
hey Steve, how are easy?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
And yes?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh really, oh my goodness, really, oh my goodness, I'm
talking to on the spirits please, oh oh who that
will took to anatomy. I've dismounted from the spirit realm
and I have information for you.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Do you know it?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Dan seeing a D a letter D named Dan Dan
that works and Dan is a Dan is a Yah
is the co worker of Dan is a coworker of you. Unfortunately, Cheryl,
I saw that Dan is receiving the promotion and not
to you. Wait, so sorry to bring bad news from
the spirit room.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
You saw that Dan's getting the promotion that I've been
trying to get for six months now.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yes, unfortunately I saw a Dan.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well because Dan just started and if he gets this
promotion before I do, I am not going.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
To stay at this company any longer.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Cheryl. You send me back up to the spirit plane.
I'm going back up there.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Hello, Quarius.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I can't believe they would hire Dan for that. I've
been there for trying to get this perm.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh my, oh my goodness, how I hit my head? Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Oh Sharon, Yes, okay, sometimes when I dismount from the
spirit planet, Oh boy, that's going to believe the Bruce, Cheryl,
I was told something else from the spirits.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Maybe you're learning that my new job will give me
a promotion when I need one.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And actually I've learned that this is a phone prank.
And this is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your boss set you up.
He actually did all this to let you know that
you're getting the promotion. So congratulations, Yes, are you cheating?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I thought I was having the.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Before wake up every morning with double phone pranks.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Well, you know, it's
the holiday season. I think it's just time to reflect
a little bit. Do you ever just take a minute
and look at all of the twinkling lights and just
think about the magic of like this season, and like
what you could bring into your life too, is the daydreaming?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, sometimes I just look at the twinkling lights. Depends
where my headspace is at, but yeah, sometimes it looks
super cool. But so much if that was like in
a dream that I was doing this and that, Like
that's exactly what I'm saying. It admires you to do
that that, you know, electric Bill.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
All right, Well that didn't just tell you a little
bit about all of our personalities. I'm not sure what will.
But my point is, I hope you're enjoying the magic
of the season. Thank you so much for being with
us and for all of those are on my cheesy wave.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Link choo choo cheesy wavelength.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, and then you can say whatever you want, like
a train. Yeah, Like we're the ones over here that're
sentimental right now, like.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Waves. Yeah, Nina, you said on my wavelengths and then
now we're on a train. I was confused. That's what
I do when I look at the lights.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Because this isn't supposed to be so literal. I'm just
trying to say, listen, enjoy yourself. It's the holidays. Eat
what you want, be with who you want, be kind.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
All right, all right, great Aliday. Thank you for listening
to the show. Remember you can hear more of The
Jebel Show always online at the Jebelshow dot com. And
you can follow me, I mean on the air. That
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(12:05):
You can follow my not dad jokes.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Like you told me to has something ready and I
didn't have anything ready.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I literally I sat down with Victoria before this. I said, Hey,
I think you should have something ready. You can hang
out my unprepared life. Yeah you know it's Victoria Ramirez.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I want to feel bit about yourself. Yeah, at Victoria
RAMI check me out at Jewel Fresh and follow the
Jewel Show too. At the Jewel Show, first date to
follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at
Advocates law dot com. Kristin is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and she's getting ghosted
by a dude named Cruz. So in a few minutes
(12:42):
we'll call him and see ifith house why he's Ghostinger
and maybe get her another date. But first, Kristin, how
long has it been since you talked to Cruz?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Ah? Too, meat?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, that's a while.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
I know I should have just forgot about it, but
I don't know. This date was really good and that
he's a catch.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So he's got a cool name.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Yeah, you know, we didn't creeze along together, so hopefully.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
That was cute. I guess you have to have a
sense of humor about the idea of being ghosted anyway.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, I mean it happens all the time, no kidding.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Did you reach out to Cruz though in that time
at all to try to get a hold of him.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Oh, definitely. I was not about to let him go.
I was like, like, hey, how are.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
You nothing, didn't do anything, didn't call me. I even
then called him and left a voicemail. I don't do
that a lot, but I left a voicemail letting him know, like, Hey,
what's going on. I thought you were going to call
me when like you wanted to hang out again.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
And then nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Tell us a little bit about your date.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Well, I first actually met him at my friend's boyfriends
as a sun twister my friend's boyfriend's softball game. He
was a player, okay, and after we all went out
to eat, So technically that was the first date, you know, Okay,
it was so good. We had a second date.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
And I don't know, I had a great time.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
He was such a gentleman, opened the door for me,
was polite, really good looking call, which is the plus.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
And I really liked him. And then all of a sudden,
just he gave me a kiss.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
You know, we had a little makeout session, and then
he just said I'll call you later and nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
What did you guys do on your date?
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Though?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So the first unofficial date was when you guys met
at with food, and then when you went out together.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
What did you guys do?
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Well, we got keith and beer after the game, and
then when we went out the second time, we went
mini golfing like Glow in the Dark ones, you know, yeah,
at least but my teeth are really.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Bright, you know.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
So I thought I was going great. I'm not on
us a little too much time. I was trying to
hold back, but.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Like what it is? It's like, did you do this?
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Long? Do that?
Speaker 9 (14:56):
Long?
Speaker 10 (14:56):
Did I do?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Did I do that?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
You start thinking it's you, and then I'm like, did
I use too much drug?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Do you not use too much on the first dame?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
What is the I like to use the side, the
left side, because that's my dominant side, but I will
not use the right side on a first date. So
I just you know, I don't get a lot of
calls back though, so you only like stick your tongue
on one side of the Yeah? Yeah, anything? Can you
think of anything awkward? I mean, is it only the
so funny?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I can'take it over? What you just said.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
To figure it out? Very maneuver and yeah, people can
handle it.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
It's only on the left side. But I know I
can't think of anything. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
I just felt like we had a great time and
then all of a sudden, I don't know, if like
someone I don't know.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
That's why I'm calling you, guys. I have no idea
because I thought we had a great time.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
We had a great session, you know, makeout session, like
I said, But there was one thing that I guess
did happen. His eyes saw someone that came in and
I kind of just like started tissing him really quick
to hide my face.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Well, I don't know. I just don't want them to
see me. I'm a private person. I just don't want
them to see.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
Me out with people.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh like somebody you recognize, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
So I just like quickly tried to like, you know,
kissed him. And I told him like jokingly, like huh,
just trying to hide away from someone. And I don't
know if that was weird to him, that is something
that happened.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Okay, we'll try to figure out for you. Play a
song come Back, and then call him and see if
I tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get
you another data right right right, I'll play song come Back,
get your first date follow up next random middle of
today's first date follow up, and if you're just joining us.
Kristen is on the phone. She's getting ghosted by a
(16:44):
guy named Cruz. So we're about to call him and
see if he tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But before we do that, Kristen,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Yeah, So I.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Pretty much went on a first date with the guy
that I met at my friend's softball game, and then
we had a great time with mini golfing at the
end of it.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
We had a good makeout session. But before that, I
did see someone kind of come in that I knew,
and I tried to hide by making out with him.
I don't know if that threw him off. I just
didn't want them to, like see my face, So I
don't know. I don't know if that's the reason why
he shows to me, But I thought we had a
great time.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
He's a gentleman, checks all my boxes, so I kind
of want to see what's going on.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
You ready for us to calling?
Speaker 7 (17:27):
I guess, So yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Hi'm aswek the cruise. Please. This is em Hey Cruz,
how are you. My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from
a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi Cruz,
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Hey, I listen to you guys.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh, thank you. Now you're on the show.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Oh wow, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Well, if you listen to us, have you heard a
first date follow up before?
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I have.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh okay, is that what this is? Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
So you're ghosting somebody and they emailed us to get
a hold of you and find out why you're ghosting them.
Do you know who would email us?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I got an idea. Is it Kristin?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yes it is. Kristin answered the first question correctly. Now
the other question is do you mind telling us why
you're ghostinger? Yeah, I'll tell you. Uh, listen.
Speaker 12 (18:30):
First of all, she seemed like a great person. She
was really really cool. The date was great, like we
hit it off and it just got a little shady.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I got shady.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Yeah it was. It was really suspicious. So we met
up at at Somtball.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
I play softball with a friend of mine who knows her,
and so you know, they were out and we kind
of hung out afterwards and hit it off like we
were talking to chatty.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
It was great.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
So we actually went out went out, so I took
her minigolfin, which I think it is a good way
to kind of get to know people and we walked
on the beach, walked to see sunset at the park,
you know, like it was really nice and romantic and
she was really cool. But then at the parking lot
when we're mini golf, like she just attacks me, like
like starts making out.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
With me, like it forcefully. So it kind of threw
me off.
Speaker 12 (19:18):
It wasn't that sweet, like you know, kind of get
nose to nose and you're gonna get that first kiss,
like it was right there, and I was like, what
was that. She goes, oh, I just saw somebody I knew.
I just wanted to I want them to see me.
And I'm like, are you embarrassed by me? Are you
embarrasses to be out with me?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I just want people in my business.
Speaker 12 (19:35):
That doesn't make sense to me that you would make
out with me so that they wouldn't be in your business,
Like now you're.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Giving them something to talk about. It was a little odd.
Speaker 12 (19:44):
So I went and talked to my friends and I
was like, yeah, I went out, and they're like, how
to go And I was like, oh, it went great.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
It just she did this weird thing and they're like, yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:52):
She's kind of she's kind of addicted to drama, and
I'm like, what, yeah, she kind of does that, like
like her baby daddy is is pretty mean and kind
of bad news. But she keeps calling them over like
they're always involved and all they do is fight in public.
And I'm like, I'm sorry, hold on, she don't have kids,
and they're like, no, no, no, she's she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Now.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Oh yeah, see that reaction, that was my reaction. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
What well, yeah, right, no, pregnant, Ruth, I'm allowed to date.
You're saying you can't date. I'm pregnant.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Oh forgot that she'd be listening.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yes, that is Kristen. She's on the phone and has
been listening this whole time.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
Hey, well, yeah, my side is the truth. You didn't
tell me that you were pregnant.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
So you're hating on a woman that's pregnant and saying
she can't date. Is that what you're telling me right now? See?
Speaker 6 (20:47):
You see that drama. That's the drama. That's the drama
right there.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
See you're putting no, no, no, you're putting words into
my mouth. I don't want to be part of that drama.
I don't want you need to tell me up front
if you're pregnant. That's not something that I should find out.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
That's what I call letter telling you that I'm pregnant
right away, Like, Hi, nice to Misha. I'm Kristian and
I'm pregnant.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
What do you want to eat? No?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Well, when do you think that?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Is that something you thought that you were going to
tell them at some point Kristen of course.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Well maybe i'm showing.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Okay, listen, listen, hey, you do you. I'm not gonna
I'm not judging you for anything.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
You do your thing.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
I'm just saying that's until your first off, it was
a first date, not your business until maybe two months.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
So if I wanted sorry, you kept saying it was
our second date. You've corrected me on that. So I'm
trying to go on the same page you're on because
you're like, not technically our first date. So I'm telling
you right now is our second date, but you said
before it was our first, So it's our first because
you want to count it as our first, because you
don't count the fear and paper as well.
Speaker 12 (21:52):
I mean, we can change, you can change the verbiage. Now,
you can say our last date that's that's how I.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Don't want.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
I don't camp Man up?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Camp Man?
Speaker 7 (22:05):
You're not mad? You sign my grave like a my
dad or something like, Okay, I'm pregnant. You're not mad,
you're pregnant.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
You're actually the opposite of dad. You've got more life
in you.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I know why.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You can get it out and I cheated it all right? Hey,
well I have to ask the question, Cruise, would you
like another day with Kristen? Will pay for it?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Okay, Chris, And I'm sorry, no second day. Congounds on
your baby though.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah, thank you. I'm definitely not naming him Cruise.
Speaker 13 (22:49):
Okay, what you just said is one of the most
insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point
in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to
anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in
this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
(23:12):
I award you no points, and may God have mercy
on your soul.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
and it's a special edition because it's one thousand dollars
Macy's Holiday Battle Royale an intense tournament. We're in order
to win a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's, you
have to be the last player standing if you can go.
(23:36):
Oh way, Jason beat Grayson yesterday. He also beat Julia
the day before that, and Julia beat Victoria. But Jason
is currently the number one seed on your way to
a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's. Yeah, if anybody
wants his seed, you got to call us right now
eight A eight three four three one o six one.
(23:58):
You dmos at the jewil Show or go to the
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(24:18):
that stuff. You can filter everything down and so it's
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play another round of one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale. Next,
good morning, Can I take your order?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Am I going as tall?
Speaker 11 (24:36):
Ashis at large?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Black Coffee's large?
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Black cock? Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 12 (24:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I mean he means event Yeah, the biggest funny.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Venty is large, twenty.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Large is large.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
In fact, coal is large, and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid. And three which, it's.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, and
it's the thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale, the most
intense trivia tournament you've ever heard. We're in order to
win a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's, you have
to be the last player standing and the one who
goes ah way. It's a grueling competition. And Jason is
(25:24):
on the phone right now because Jason has beaten two
people and now the road to that one thousand dollars
Macy's gift card heads straight through Jason. Oh yeah, Jason,
are you gonna let anybody get through you? Absolutely not?
All right, Jason, Well you know who wants to get
through you? No, Destiny. I think you have what it
(25:54):
takes to be Jason, get that chance at one thousand
dollars Macy's gift card.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
I hope, so I listened enough?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right? Is it your destiny.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
There?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I'm gonna put you on hold so Jason can answer
the questions first. Okay, all right, hold on, all right, Jason,
here we go. Man, gotta keep your streak alive. If
you want that thousand dollars gift card to Macy's. Thirty seconds,
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass. And you have to be Destiny outright
to win. Are you ready? Okay, here we go, Jason.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
What is the name of the Christmas movie featuring a
boy who's left home alone alone? What is the name
of the Christmas song that begins with deck the halls
with bows of Holly? What is the name of the
holiday that involves lighting candles on a minora? Which famous
Broadway musical character was the first to have a balloon
(26:49):
in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. What is the name
of the Christmas song that begins with Oh, come all
you faithful?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
All right? Jason, how are you feeling about your answers? No,
all right, we I'm gonna put you on hold, okay,
so we can get Destiny to answer hers, and we'll
see which rent of you is a winner in today's
one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale. Hey, Destiny, Yeah,
how are you feeling?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Okay, keep in mind this is for the opportunity to
get a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's that could
probably really help you out this Christmas, couldn't it.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna spend it all on my kid probably.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, it's smart. All right, Well, if you can beat Jason,
you'll be on to tomorrow where you can battle it
out to see if you can go all the way. Yeah, okay,
all right, here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just a
pass and Jason has to beat you outright to win, Destiny,
your time starts now. What is the name of the
Christmas movie featuring a boy who's left home alone? Home alone?
(27:58):
What is the name of the Christmas song that begins
with deck the Halls with Bows of Holly?
Speaker 11 (28:02):
Deck the halls.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
What is the name of the holiday that involves lighting
candles on a minora Hanka? Which famous broad Way musical
character was the first to have a balloon in the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Wicked?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
What is the name of the Christmas song that begins
with Oh, come all you faithful, Oh come all you faithful?
All right, bring Jason back on, and you guys ready
to find out which one of you is going to
be on to the next round to see if you
can get that thousand dollars gift card in Macy's. I'll
tell you right after this, I send over to the
(28:39):
scoreboard with our scoreboard producer Red. All right, Jason got
too correct, okay, and Destiny got four. Destiny, congratulations, you did.
You took Jason seed, and you are now the number
one seed in the thousand dollars Holiday Battle Royale. Jason,
(29:02):
you do walk away with one hundred dollars gift card
to Macy's.
Speaker 12 (29:04):
Though.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Thank you, John yep, thank you for playing how you
feel in their Destiny You're ready to go. You think
you have what it takes to go all the way.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
I'm certainly gonna try.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I have a lot of knowledge. All right, Well, let's
get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Home Alone is the name of the Christmas movie that
features a boy who's left home alone. Deck the Halls
is the name of the song that begins with deck
the Halls with Hanukkah is the holiday that involves lighting
candles on a minora. Mickey Mouse was the first Broadway
musical character. Was Mickey Mouse on Broadway?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I'm gonna say, what did he sing? It's a whole
Broadway play. I didn't know he was the roof. I
don't know what Laman's rob, Yeah, Jeanean.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
The name of the Christmas song that begins with Oh
Come All You Faithful is Oh Come All ye Faithful.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
And that's a wrap. Destiny, Congratulations. You have a chance
at that thousand dollars gift card to Macy's and Jason,
thank you for playing. We play You versus Victoria at
the same time every single weekday morning. If you think
you what it takes to beat Destiny, Yeah, wow, that's
a big then you need to be ready to call
tomorrow when we play the one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday
(30:10):
Battle Royale. Yeah, it's time to catch a cheater only
on the Jubile Show, and this is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater. And she's been married
to her husband Noah for a year and she already
thinks something might be going on. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Candice, I'm sorry you're in
that situation. But what's going on? Why do you think
Noahs cheating?
Speaker 7 (30:31):
So here's the thing. Noah is. Noah is so sweet
and I love him so much. He's just he is
a very busy guy.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
He's always been.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
A very busy guy, and work takes a lot of
his life and I know that that's part of the deal.
But in like the last month or so, it feels like,
I don't know that he's been a lot busier than usual.
And he always comes home on his lunch break, which
(31:02):
I absolutely love. He doesn't work too far from home,
so it's really nice to be able to have that
time together. But lately he's just oh, he's just kind
of been making excuses.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
And you know, he says things like, well, it's the
work thing, and I don't know.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
So we are actually looking for Housman's right now, which
is incredible, and I'm just so excited and so ready
to get out of this apartment. So he is also
like going on potential health hunting and he's going to
go check these things out. But sometimes I feel like
he's gone for hours and it's just he'll come home
(31:40):
and be like, oh, well it wasn't right or you know,
just something along those lines, and I get it.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
You know, the market is crap right now, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Like I know, you guys know, and it's going to
be really hard for anybody to find anything.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
That we want.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
But like I have very high standards, and you know
what he.
Speaker 14 (31:59):
Does do We both we want to find something that
we love, especially you know, if we're.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Going to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
But so you're not doing that together. You're not house
hunting together. He's doing that by himself.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
He's yeah, he's in and you know, that was something
that that's that's fine. I can't always get away at
the time that he can go see these houses.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
And I and I trussed him.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
We have we have very similar tastes and you know,
no problem. But he doesn't bring home brochures or hor plans.
And every time that I say that I want to
go look at the house with him because I can.
He'll say things like, oh, which is closer if I
stop buying, like or I'm just I'm just going to
(32:47):
go real.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Quick and no need for you to get up, And
I don't.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Know, it just feels weird, like I want to go
see these houses, like I'm excited about that.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Is he acting different outside of those times house hunting
with you and not having lunch with you.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
He will get like these random text messages from someone
while we're just hanging out at night, and I remember
asking him and he was like, oh, it's the realtor
and I was like, we hired a reel sir. And
I don't know, that's just something that I feel like
we would have talked about.
Speaker 14 (33:23):
That, And am I just making this up in my head?
And this is what he's actually just been. He's actually
going to look at all of these houses and he's
trying to find something really nice and pretty and he
knows that I like surprises, And I don't know, he's
probably just.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Working really hard to find a nice place for us
that we can call home.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I still think the thing that's striking me the most
out of all of this is that you're not in
the process of finding your own home.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, I'm part of that feels weird. I don't know.
This one's kind of tricky because there's nothing that's like
screaming red flag to me.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yeah, like you know, he's done something like that before.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
In terms of like one time we had this really
amazing date and he hired this chef. You know, it
was something that I was like, like, we were going
to cook together, and he was like, hey, I'm surprising
You've I hired.
Speaker 11 (34:13):
This chef to come and cook for us.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
So I was like, oh, you know, and that was
like a that was.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
Like a really cool little date night thing. So things
like that, I'm like, well, maybe that's maybe that's just
something that's just something that Noah does and I need
to get used to, or maybe.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
I need to be like, hey, I do love surprises,
but let's let's.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Talk about how we're spending our money a little better.
But I don't want him to stop doing nice things
for me.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. And you already told us what grocery store.
You guys are rewards card members, so we'll call I
wont do the usual. We'll call and pretend that we're
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards card member who get three
flowers delivered from our floorial department. We'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
Okayange play a song, come back and get her to
(34:55):
catch a cheeter. Next, right in the middle of today's
to Catch a Cheater And if you he just joined us.
Candace is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband of one year named Noah might be cheating. So
in a second, we're going to call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
member at, and say that every single month we choose
one lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if he sends them
(35:16):
to his wife, Candace or someone else. But first, Candace,
why don't you refresh our memory on the situation?
Speaker 7 (35:22):
Well, just real quick, where Noah has been a lot
busier lately than he usually is.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
We started looking for houses.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
But I am not necessarily part of the process, and
I want to be. And he's gone a lot looking
at houses, and I want to be a part of
that process. He's also kind of getting text messages that
he says is from the realtor. But I didn't know
we hired a realtor, So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I'm just kind of at a loss for what's going on.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from SO.
I was looking for our rewards card member named Noah. Yeah,
this to Noah. Hi, Noah, Please don't hang up. This
(36:19):
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to
say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Take a while.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
No, actually, it won't take much time at all. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've just won
thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to anybody
that you would like to within the fifty United States
of these Americas, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and
sixteen dollars value and it just takes a couple of minutes.
I can take down the information over the phone. Yeah,
(36:50):
let's just spend do it on the phone right now? Great, okay,
first thing that I would need would be the first
and last name of the person you'd like to send
them to.
Speaker 11 (36:58):
Can I send them to Bianca?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Would you like to put a card in that flower
delivery to you? Bianca?
Speaker 7 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (37:07):
How about I can't wait for your next open house?
Are you able to put a linky emoji after that?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I certainly can. Yeah, we just got we just got
the option of being able to use emoji, So a
little can't wait for your open house swinky face. And
then the next thing I will need would would have
been the address. But I don't need that anymore because
this is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
My name is Juwbell, I'm Nina, and I'm Victoria, and
we do a segment on a show called to Katchacheeta
(37:35):
where if you think your significant other might be sleeping around,
we see who they send flowers to. And your wife,
Candace is on the phone listening.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Noah, who Bianca?
Speaker 11 (37:46):
It's just our realtor, Noah with Bianca.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
We don't have a realtort.
Speaker 15 (37:54):
How do you think we've been viewing so many houses?
We have a realtor. It's been getting us into a
mom awesome place.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Pears.
Speaker 7 (38:01):
Noah, we haven't been doing anything. We haven't been doing
any houses. You have been viewing houses.
Speaker 11 (38:11):
Wait, it's just dawn on me. You had a radio
show called me to see if I was cheating. That's
the kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Oh is it? Is it ridiculous? Is it more ridiculous
than you cheating on me? With our first year of
being married? We're actually supposed to be looking for houses.
Are you going to the housing banging.
Speaker 16 (38:35):
For me? Are you?
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Or are you banging some reeltor in new open houses?
What open houses?
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Talk to me about the open houses?
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Noah, Oh, no, I haven't. I haven't seen any of
these open houses. I haven't seen Oh, okay, you know what,
I'm going to look up what was her name again,
I'm going to look up her real turname. I'm going
(39:05):
to look up where she goes.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Uh huh.
Speaker 11 (39:08):
I'm making a scene.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
Okay, Oh, I'm making a scene. Oh I'm making a scene,
you guys, I'm making a scene.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Why are we sending winki faces to your realtor?
Speaker 11 (39:18):
She's getting us into houses before they're on the market.
Sometimes though, you can try and get ourselves a.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
Better deal because the interest rates are.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
Crazy right now, on, this is ridiculous that you're calling
me about this.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Okay, great, Why don't I give Bianca call because it's
my money too, right, it's our money, it's our marriage,
it's our life, it's going to be our house. So
why don't I get her numbers and just let's just.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Make sure that the next open house that you get
in on, we get in on that.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah, right, that.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
Couldn't be fair when you're calm and not on the radio.
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Wouldn't you want to make sure that she understands that
you're not cheating because I'm not convinced.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
It doesn't sound right. You're convincing that you're not.
Speaker 11 (40:01):
We only talk about addresses and houses literally about it.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
Okay, Well, then if that's what it is, then maybe
just maybe just.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Send me the text messages that she sending so that
way I can click on the addresses and I can
look at these houses.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Because who knows, maybe I would have actually loved them.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
Yes, I'm not going to do that. That's so ridiculous
that you need to see that we're Mary Leaves together.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
It's not just ridiculous actually holding me on the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Well, your wife thinks you might be cheating on her,
and you're not going to You're not willing to show
her the text messages with the realtor who you just
sent a winky face to and flowering right.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
Is it not that big of a deal because it's
not that big of a deal to you because you
don't want to get caught, because you're not the one
worried that your spouse is cheating.
Speaker 11 (40:53):
Nothing is happening.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
I'm busy at work. I don't know why you're doing.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Does Deanca know you're married.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
I'm not answering any of this. I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Okay, Wow he hung up. Candace. Oh my god, Candace,
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, it definitely sounds
not like innocent house hunting. I really didn't want you
to be right, but I really think you should hunt
down Bianca.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
I thought we should looking, you know, get.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
A hoold of this Pianca woman to see.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Maybe it is just that, or maybe it's still in
the flirtation stage, and maybe it's south I don't.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I don't know. I mean, I'd be very upset, but
I also would want to confront her.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Oh my god, I don't even know what to do
right now, the Jewbile shows to Catch a Cheater?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Do you like true crime?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
What about when true crime gets wacky? I say that
because the trend is going viral with people sharing their
craziest court stories. So give me a few minutes and
it'll be like Law and Order if they had clowns.
Over right after this. Have you ever been to court?
Speaker 5 (42:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Actually I have never been.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
I have you.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I've been a few times, and it can be very stressful.
It can also be extremely funny if you look at
it right. And I know that because the trend is
going viral with people sharing their craziest court stories from
like jury or just being there in general, lawyers and
people that have gone and things like that. Wow, sharing
their craziest court stories. So we'll go over right now.
The wildest things in America happen in course, they swear.
(42:30):
I mean, there's like what thirty five different television shows
about courtroom Judge Judy is legit. I have a crazy
court story calls up eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one text in four one o six
one one. The lawyer said, there was one time I
was trying some minor felony and the jury was deliberating
about something. So I was sitting at the council table
with my client and he wants to whisper something to me.
(42:51):
So I lean over and he says, you know what's awesome? Crack.
The lawyer said. Keeping a straight face is an underrated skill.
It definitely is. You ever wonder what's being whispered in
lawyer's ears. It's things like that, you know, when they
look they're really serious, because when you're in court you
(43:12):
have to keep a straight face, you know, yeah, and
it is really hard to do that sometimes.
Speaker 17 (43:16):
I'm sure it is because you just imagine you're a
hu spent seven years in school and you're sitting at
this table wearing your nice suit that you saved up
for because you're a public defender, and the guy leen's
in and goes, you know what's awesome, crack.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I don't think we're going to be okay, You're gonna win.
There's a trend going viral of people sharing the craziest
things that they've seen happen in court. Somebody said they
had a dui case and a client showed up, wasted no,
and then pointed at the judge shouting, you little penguin
(43:58):
real life, go with the out. They were obviously found
guilty of you. Yeah, a little penguin. Not a good
sense of humor on a lot of judges.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
You know what is that?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah? Why are you so mad? I don't know. I've
tried to sit in the courtroom before an answer to
like things that I've done. It wasn't for anything a criminal,
but you know things I've said. Having to sit there
and stare at judge and keep a straight face whilst
they read some of the things that you sleep and
things like that, it's really hilarious. I'm sitting there like nothing. Huh, judge,
(44:35):
that was funny.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
Your timing was off, but that was a good joke.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
We're going over a thread that's going viral of people
sharing the craziest things that have happened in court. It
says a wife claimed that my client her husband held
a knife, which he denied in three separate meetings with him.
First question from the judge what happened, and he says
she didn't have dinner ready, So I got my knife
and ran. Ever, Okay, that wasn't what we were supposed
(45:05):
to say. We trained for this, sir. Have you ever
been on this stand? Like, have you ever been questioned
on the stand? Anybody?
Speaker 7 (45:14):
No? Have you?
Speaker 9 (45:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I just was wondering because I just feel like it's different.
It's a hot seat. So like, yeah, you thought you
were going to say, you say something completely different, but
then you actually also put your hand on the Bible,
so you really like you can't lie, and if you
do lie, like it's actually really bad for you. So
you're like, oh my god, it's really bad for you
because God will strike you down. I had jury duty
one time and it was amazing, and I wanted it
to go longer because I didn't want to go back
to work right where I worked. And also they didn't
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have enough evidence against the guy. It was like a
crack caase, like they found he was obviously guilty, but
I don't think they did a good job. It was
me and this old lady in the jury room and
we would not agree with the other Jurorsey not very guilty.
She was retired and wanted to and so it was
a hung jury and wow when they not guilty looked
(46:01):
over he was just standing by the jury and he
looked over at us and his mouth to the words
because it was really obvious.
Speaker 11 (46:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 16 (46:18):
I am an attorney and one time I was representing
this guy for a g U I and right when
we were about.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
To start in court, he stood up by himself and
said to the judge, can I please have a break?
Speaker 11 (46:32):
I need to get a new lawyer.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
And I was like what. Everyone of course like what
she's been right there?
Speaker 5 (46:38):
He goes out to the bathroom.
Speaker 16 (46:41):
He comes back into the courtroom wearing a white wig
and a robe like.
Speaker 7 (46:47):
A founding collar style and a judge's robe.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
For some reason, and everyone was like, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
So then he told the judge he wants a new lawyer.
Speaker 16 (46:59):
To judge said yes, he said he's representing himself, and
then proceeded to speak in.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
Like some weird old English.
Speaker 9 (47:07):
Oh.
Speaker 16 (47:08):
Hit was hammered and completely drunk, and he was definitely
found guilty himself. It was the craziest client experience I've
probably ever had.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, that's you get into trouble for making a mockery of.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
This.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Is now back in session. The honorable me. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Have you ever wanted to go on a treasure hunt,
like a real one that gets two million dollars?
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
So there's a bitcoin millionaire and he's just launched a
nationwide treasure hunt and his name is John Collins Black,
and he has released a new book called There's a
Treasure Inside and inside of this book contains all kinds
of clues to help treasure hunters find where X marks
spot and where X marks the spot is two million
dollars in each one of these ninety six carrot Emerald
situation things.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh, there's an Olympic gold medal in one, a broach
in one that was once owned by Jackie Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Whoa. So it's actual treasure, it's not just like you
find it a coin.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Oh, mabad, it's two million dollars in total of the
treasure that's been hidden.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
So you collect them all.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, then you would have two million dollars. But you
won a ninety six carrot Emerald's gonna do you pretty good.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
That's true. It's all over the world and it's all
over the country.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
So he did this because he says that these treasures
are meant to spark imagination and adventure. And honestly, after
watching Outer Banks, this gets me really excited.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Which does the show down? Right now, I'm gonna quit
the show and become a treasure hunter. Oh yeah, I
think it would be so fun.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
But now you think about this, he also just found
a way to make himself richer because now he's saying
that everybody that goes and buys this book is going
to make him even more millions. Oh that's pretty freak
genius smart. Yeah right, help off, sir. Could you imagine
if somebody wrote a book using only emojis, Well, if
they did, that would mean that they have higher emotional intelligence.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
I don't think really is what it says. That was
such a good transition. By the way, thank you.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
So this is the first study that's ever been done
like this that examines emojis and how they affect individual's
characteristics related to how they communicate in interpersonal relationships, which
I actually find very interesting.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
So they're saying though, that people.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
That use more emojis when they communicate in text messages
do have more of a higher intelligence. Because they're trying
to show you how they feel in that moment. Whether
you understand it or not, they're still trying to tap
into those emotions through pictures.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Hold on, I think it's interesting.
Speaker 17 (49:30):
In the phone, all you do is type how you're feeling,
and it pops up with an emoji option. This is
not some sort of next level emotional intelligence. You can
say sad tap that picture instead of just the word said.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
They're saying you're communicating that you're sad exactly.
Speaker 18 (49:45):
You're communicating it the same way you would if you
were not using my emotions one type I'm sad because
of this right, because look I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
I'm so sad that I don't want a little small
I leave face showing how sad I am because he's
still kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
I always think that the tear emojis really show you
on what level of sad am I though? So like
it helps show you and then also think about it
more with love though so, if you're not ready to
say I love you to somebody or love heart or
love is a hard word for some people to use,
then you would use like the red heart, or if
you're trying to be clear about how much I love
you As a friend, you're going to use a blue
or a white heart, so that stuff actually does kind
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of start to factor in if you're thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
I usually only use the reddor plank I love you.
I only use the splash emoji when I'm crying, and
that gives him some really weird miscommunications. I just was
so funny. Okay, guys, I'll teach you emotion. So sad,
you're making me so sad splash splash imagine you like
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messaging your side?
Speaker 7 (50:55):
Is what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Sad code for why are you telling your boss you're sad?
Grow up? Jubiles. Dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, you
have a dirty little secret. I do, sweet, I hear it.
Speaker 7 (51:13):
Hold On, I'm walking away.
Speaker 6 (51:14):
Hold On. I worked with my husband's friend, so he
can't hear it.
Speaker 7 (51:18):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (51:21):
So my husband dated this girl when we were in
high school, and I convinced her that she did not
need to date him because I wanted to date him.
So she had these diamond earrings that he had bought
her for Valentine's Day and she had thrown them away.
Speaker 7 (51:37):
I wore them at our wedding.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
What she threw away? Diamonds?
Speaker 7 (51:42):
Yes, So we were in high school.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
So she I was in her room.
Speaker 9 (51:46):
She threw him in the trash can and I was like, oh,
you don't want those? She goes Nope, but anymore. So
I took him home and I actually warmed the day
of our wedding.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Did he know that they? Did he recognize them?
Speaker 3 (51:57):
No?
Speaker 9 (51:57):
He did not, because but from that time to the
time he got married was almost ten years. Oh wow,
and he thought they were fake diamonds. I told him
they were fake ear seven dollars earrings, so he saved
months to get hurt.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Well, good for you on the come up. I still
can't get past this girl throughout diamonds.
Speaker 7 (52:17):
I mean we were sixteen.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
But yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 7 (52:26):
Okay, thanks, have a good day, use your bike.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
Hello. Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 10 (52:34):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Sweet? What is it all right?
Speaker 3 (52:37):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (52:38):
She could As our first job, I was working as
an operator and I was working a double shift graveyard
today shift.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Then I was drinking all day.
Speaker 10 (52:50):
I went to work down the drugs, went outside, wants
to go and get some foods to go and I
got a d Why on the clock, nobody know what's gone?
Went back to five hours later, and it was all good.
Nobody knew I was gone, and it was bad. Looks
good look at the same time. D y, but I
don't take my job. Nobody knew.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
That's good. And you'll never drink and drive again.
Speaker 10 (53:15):
Oh of course not.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Thanks for telling us're doing a little secret. Al bye,
what's your dirty little secret.
Does this make any sense to you? Smh, my povs
nsf W and n l fwiw imo, I like what
I see? I y k y k. If that didn't,
don't worry about it. Make it makes sense in a
second because Google just released the most googled text abbreviations
for the year, So it seems like most people out
(00:21):
there have no idea what anybody else is talking about too,
so don't have promo. We'll go over it right after
this show. Do you feel like it's hard to keep up,
Like the world just moves so fast, And on top
of that, you get message after text message from people
who also find it hard to keep up, so they
don't even say words to you anymore. It's just abbreviation
(00:41):
after abbreviation, leaving you like wtf did they just say? Well,
Google just released the most googled text abbreviations for the year,
and people everywhere are like, smh, wtf that was t
L d R. You know what I mean to you.
We'll tell you what that means in just a second,
and we'll tell you what the number one googled text
(01:03):
abbreviation is in just a second. But first let's go
over some of the others TBH Okay, yeah, to be harry,
to be honest. A lot of people don't know what
that means. Still, that's one that's been around for a while.
T T y L.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, I sometimes I ask those my emailsulator, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Talk to you later. You're emailing bosses with T T
y L at the end? Well, are you surprised? It's
gen z it's better than best? Yeah. I don't like
to say best Victoria. No, talk to later, Victoria. Actually,
w I W Do you guys know what that one means? Wait?
W I W For what it's worth, I know that's
what that one. Brad got that one right, You're going
(01:45):
in another direction. IG is another one of the top
googled text abbreviations for Instagram. Nope, I guess got it
once again. I guess we know who in this room
is really good at text abbreviation. I guess it's literally
so small. Okay, not coming from you is pretty funny.
(02:05):
I don't think it was Instagram as well. Why are
they talking about Instagram right now? This is weird. M
g L not gonna lie, Yes, he's not gonna lie.
We're going over the top text abbreviations that people are
googling because nobody can figure out what anybody says anymore
because he just uses abbreviations a FK. Does anybody know
what that one means? As nope, fast, nope, nope, I'll
(02:28):
use it in the sentence, get it. I would email
you back, but I'm a FK at the moment.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Almost no busy, But I don't know what that Yeah, already,
I'm trying to give a word for out the door
away from keyboard.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Wait, I've never had anybody hitting with the a FK
before Because you gotta type out a f K interesting,
that's very so, then I'm gonna type back, WTF.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean, I think it's a great way to respond
to work emails. That okay, yeah is always going to
be from response. Sorry I got your message, But a
f K.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We're going over the top Google text abbreviations that people
just don't know. H M, you hit me up? Give
me up? That one means hit me up? Yes, how
about I I r C. I've never heard that one
until today. I I I r C. If you no no,
I know know I I r C. You gave me
(03:35):
a dirty look in that meetings? Do I wor that
I don't know. I keep thinking like I, but then
what's the next one. Yeah, if if if I I
I R C, I didn't steal your money the other day,
if I really care, no, dang, oh, that's a pretty
good guy. If I recall correctly what that one means,
(03:58):
we got It's like, who says recall good point. We're
going over a list of the most googled text abbreviations
that people don't know. I y K y K, I know. Yes,
that means if you know, you know t L d R.
(04:19):
See if you guys can get it. Okay, I was
going to read your email, but t L d R
too late, t L too long, didn't read yes, producer bread.
That's also feels like Brad's reaction to everything three sentences
t ld R, And it feels like that's the response
almost any email that I do actually say. I used
(04:43):
to send these into the week recap emails to the
whole team, right, yeah, And they were long, they were funny.
I put work into it, you know, something, were kind
of motivational and everything else. But my bosses even were like, yeah,
they're too long. It's just supposed to be a fun thing.
At the end, of the week, you know, be like, hey, everybody,
good job. It was okay, and they were really funny.
(05:05):
If anyone took the time to read them, they were
a hilarious email, right, can we bring it back? Sure?
I wouldn't mind bringing them back, but I just don't
want to get ripped for them being too long. I
wanted to be seen as a good thing. I guess
I just email everybody and go, hey, I y K,
y K, everybody did great this week. If you're a
(05:29):
need response at TLDR. I that was so weird because
I get so much crap for people who think that
I'm not engaged in things because I'm just very laid
back dude. You know, nothing ever really bothers me. And
then I spend time on these emails every Friday. They
were very creative and fun, and then it was just
like we would you stop sending long emails on Fridays. I
just don't include them next time. And to that, I
(05:50):
wanted to use the number one most googled text abbreviation
out there. This one surprises me because I figure most
people would get this by now, but smh shaking my
head is the most googled text abbreviation. I feel like
I don't use that a whole lot, but I get
it more than I use it. The people are constantly
(06:14):
it's another jubile phone frame morning twenties. Hello, I'm doing wonderful.
I'm sure you're glad you have the day off today.
Oh so sorry, I got a little bit ahead of myself,
didn't I My name is Aquarius and I am a
(06:38):
psychic quarious psychic reader, and your boss, Kevin gifted you
a reading with me for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh okay. I thought we were going to schedule something.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, normally we would, but I felt the need to
call you today. My intuition was tingling quite a bit
and your name was coming up, so I figured I
would just call you. How are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Here?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I send you, send me rather quickly, there, I go.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay, spirit playing a querios is here? Hello, spirits, and
what would you like to tell me about cheryld? Oh
it's quite interesting?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh oh oh oh, I'm sorry. That was a hard dismount.
Sometimes when I head up to the spirit playing the
dismount it's rather shocking.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
But Cheryl, I am, I want you to go. And
the spirits called me and wanted me to tell you
that everything is going to be okay with your home plumbing.
I know that was quite hard for you and quite
an expense, and everything will be fine.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh god, yeah, I did just have a huge plumbing issue. Okay. Well,
I guess that's a relief that everything will be okay.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
They should not have to worry it all. The spirits
told me that everything will be fine with that. So, Cheryl,
is there anything that you would like to ask? Aquarius?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Did they say anything about my job?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yes, Cheryl, I saw that there's a promotion at your company.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Maybe I can cry and to get it again and.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Again, Cheryl Cherylon going back up to spirit world, I
have more information going back up a Quarius is here. Hi,
hey Steve, how are easy?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
And yes?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh really, oh my goodness, really, oh my goodness, I'm
talking to on the spirits please, oh oh who that
will took to anatomy. I've dismounted from the spirit realm
and I have information for you.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Do you know it?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Dan seeing a D a letter D named Dan Dan
that works and Dan is a Dan is a Yah
is the co worker of Dan is a coworker of you. Unfortunately, Cheryl,
I saw that Dan is receiving the promotion and not
to you. Wait, so sorry to bring bad news from
the spirit room.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
You saw that Dan's getting the promotion that I've been
trying to get for six months now.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yes, unfortunately I saw a Dan.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well because Dan just started and if he gets this
promotion before I do, I am not going.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
To stay at this company any longer.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Cheryl. You send me back up to the spirit plane.
I'm going back up there.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Hello, Quarius.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I can't believe they would hire Dan for that. I've
been there for trying to get this perm.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh my, oh my goodness, how I hit my head? Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Oh Sharon, Yes, okay, sometimes when I dismount from the
spirit planet, Oh boy, that's going to believe the Bruce, Cheryl,
I was told something else from the spirits.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Maybe you're learning that my new job will give me
a promotion when I need one.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And actually I've learned that this is a phone prank.
And this is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your boss set you up.
He actually did all this to let you know that
you're getting the promotion. So congratulations, Yes, are you cheating?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I thought I was having the.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Before wake up every morning with double phone pranks.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Well, you know, it's
the holiday season. I think it's just time to reflect
a little bit. Do you ever just take a minute
and look at all of the twinkling lights and just
think about the magic of like this season, and like
what you could bring into your life too, is the daydreaming?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, sometimes I just look at the twinkling lights. Depends
where my headspace is at, but yeah, sometimes it looks
super cool. But so much if that was like in
a dream that I was doing this and that, Like
that's exactly what I'm saying. It admires you to do
that that, you know, electric Bill.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
All right, Well that didn't just tell you a little
bit about all of our personalities. I'm not sure what will.
But my point is, I hope you're enjoying the magic
of the season. Thank you so much for being with
us and for all of those are on my cheesy wave.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Link choo choo cheesy wavelength.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, and then you can say whatever you want, like
a train. Yeah, Like we're the ones over here that're
sentimental right now, like.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Waves. Yeah, Nina, you said on my wavelengths and then
now we're on a train. I was confused. That's what
I do when I look at the lights.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Because this isn't supposed to be so literal. I'm just
trying to say, listen, enjoy yourself. It's the holidays. Eat
what you want, be with who you want, be kind.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
All right, all right, great Aliday. Thank you for listening
to the show. Remember you can hear more of The
Jebel Show always online at the Jebelshow dot com. And
you can follow me, I mean on the air. That
is also if you want to get on Big Love
and Life, Light Gotta. We're on a journey to follow
my dad joke life at Brad Nolan on the internet everywhere.
(12:05):
You can follow my not dad jokes.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Like you told me to has something ready and I
didn't have anything ready.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I literally I sat down with Victoria before this. I said, Hey,
I think you should have something ready. You can hang
out my unprepared life. Yeah you know it's Victoria Ramirez.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I want to feel bit about yourself. Yeah, at Victoria
RAMI check me out at Jewel Fresh and follow the
Jewel Show too. At the Jewel Show, first date to
follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at
Advocates law dot com. Kristin is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and she's getting ghosted
by a dude named Cruz. So in a few minutes
(12:42):
we'll call him and see ifith house why he's Ghostinger
and maybe get her another date. But first, Kristin, how
long has it been since you talked to Cruz?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Ah? Too, meat?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, that's a while.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
I know I should have just forgot about it, but
I don't know. This date was really good and that
he's a catch.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So he's got a cool name.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Yeah, you know, we didn't creeze along together, so hopefully.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
That was cute. I guess you have to have a
sense of humor about the idea of being ghosted anyway.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, I mean it happens all the time, no kidding.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Did you reach out to Cruz though in that time
at all to try to get a hold of him.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Oh, definitely. I was not about to let him go.
I was like, like, hey, how are.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
You nothing, didn't do anything, didn't call me. I even
then called him and left a voicemail. I don't do
that a lot, but I left a voicemail letting him know, like, Hey,
what's going on. I thought you were going to call
me when like you wanted to hang out again.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
And then nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Tell us a little bit about your date.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Well, I first actually met him at my friend's boyfriends
as a sun twister my friend's boyfriend's softball game. He
was a player, okay, and after we all went out
to eat, So technically that was the first date, you know, Okay,
it was so good. We had a second date.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
And I don't know, I had a great time.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
He was such a gentleman, opened the door for me,
was polite, really good looking call, which is the plus.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
And I really liked him. And then all of a sudden,
just he gave me a kiss.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
You know, we had a little makeout session, and then
he just said I'll call you later and nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
What did you guys do on your date?
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Though?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So the first unofficial date was when you guys met
at with food, and then when you went out together.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
What did you guys do?
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Well, we got keith and beer after the game, and
then when we went out the second time, we went
mini golfing like Glow in the Dark ones, you know, yeah,
at least but my teeth are really.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Bright, you know.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
So I thought I was going great. I'm not on
us a little too much time. I was trying to
hold back, but.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Like what it is? It's like, did you do this?
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Long? Do that?
Speaker 9 (14:56):
Long?
Speaker 10 (14:56):
Did I do?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Did I do that?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
You start thinking it's you, and then I'm like, did
I use too much drug?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Do you not use too much on the first dame?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
What is the I like to use the side, the
left side, because that's my dominant side, but I will
not use the right side on a first date. So
I just you know, I don't get a lot of
calls back though, so you only like stick your tongue
on one side of the Yeah? Yeah, anything? Can you
think of anything awkward? I mean, is it only the
so funny?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I can'take it over? What you just said.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
To figure it out? Very maneuver and yeah, people can
handle it.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
It's only on the left side. But I know I
can't think of anything. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
I just felt like we had a great time and
then all of a sudden, I don't know, if like
someone I don't know.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
That's why I'm calling you, guys. I have no idea
because I thought we had a great time.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
We had a great session, you know, makeout session, like
I said, But there was one thing that I guess
did happen. His eyes saw someone that came in and
I kind of just like started tissing him really quick
to hide my face.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Well, I don't know. I just don't want them to
see me. I'm a private person. I just don't want
them to see.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
Me out with people.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh like somebody you recognize, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
So I just like quickly tried to like, you know,
kissed him. And I told him like jokingly, like huh,
just trying to hide away from someone. And I don't
know if that was weird to him, that is something
that happened.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Okay, we'll try to figure out for you. Play a
song come Back, and then call him and see if
I tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get
you another data right right right, I'll play song come Back,
get your first date follow up next random middle of
today's first date follow up, and if you're just joining us.
Kristen is on the phone. She's getting ghosted by a
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guy named Cruz. So we're about to call him and
see if he tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But before we do that, Kristen,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Yeah, So I.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Pretty much went on a first date with the guy
that I met at my friend's softball game, and then
we had a great time with mini golfing at the
end of it.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
We had a good makeout session. But before that, I
did see someone kind of come in that I knew,
and I tried to hide by making out with him.
I don't know if that threw him off. I just
didn't want them to, like see my face, So I
don't know. I don't know if that's the reason why
he shows to me, But I thought we had a
great time.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
He's a gentleman, checks all my boxes, so I kind
of want to see what's going on.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
You ready for us to calling?
Speaker 7 (17:27):
I guess, So yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Hi'm aswek the cruise. Please. This is em Hey Cruz,
how are you. My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from
a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi Cruz,
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Hey, I listen to you guys.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh, thank you. Now you're on the show.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Oh wow, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Well, if you listen to us, have you heard a
first date follow up before?
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I have.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh okay, is that what this is? Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
So you're ghosting somebody and they emailed us to get
a hold of you and find out why you're ghosting them.
Do you know who would email us?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I got an idea. Is it Kristin?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yes it is. Kristin answered the first question correctly. Now
the other question is do you mind telling us why
you're ghostinger? Yeah, I'll tell you. Uh, listen.
Speaker 12 (18:30):
First of all, she seemed like a great person. She
was really really cool. The date was great, like we
hit it off and it just got a little shady.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I got shady.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Yeah it was. It was really suspicious. So we met
up at at Somtball.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
I play softball with a friend of mine who knows her,
and so you know, they were out and we kind
of hung out afterwards and hit it off like we
were talking to chatty.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
It was great.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
So we actually went out went out, so I took
her minigolfin, which I think it is a good way
to kind of get to know people and we walked
on the beach, walked to see sunset at the park,
you know, like it was really nice and romantic and
she was really cool. But then at the parking lot
when we're mini golf, like she just attacks me, like
like starts making out.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
With me, like it forcefully. So it kind of threw
me off.
Speaker 12 (19:18):
It wasn't that sweet, like you know, kind of get
nose to nose and you're gonna get that first kiss,
like it was right there, and I was like, what
was that. She goes, oh, I just saw somebody I knew.
I just wanted to I want them to see me.
And I'm like, are you embarrassed by me? Are you
embarrasses to be out with me?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I just want people in my business.
Speaker 12 (19:35):
That doesn't make sense to me that you would make
out with me so that they wouldn't be in your business,
Like now you're.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Giving them something to talk about. It was a little odd.
Speaker 12 (19:44):
So I went and talked to my friends and I
was like, yeah, I went out, and they're like, how
to go And I was like, oh, it went great.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
It just she did this weird thing and they're like, yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:52):
She's kind of she's kind of addicted to drama, and
I'm like, what, yeah, she kind of does that, like
like her baby daddy is is pretty mean and kind
of bad news. But she keeps calling them over like
they're always involved and all they do is fight in public.
And I'm like, I'm sorry, hold on, she don't have kids,
and they're like, no, no, no, she's she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Now.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Oh yeah, see that reaction, that was my reaction. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
What well, yeah, right, no, pregnant, Ruth, I'm allowed to date.
You're saying you can't date. I'm pregnant.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Oh forgot that she'd be listening.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yes, that is Kristen. She's on the phone and has
been listening this whole time.
Speaker 12 (20:35):
Hey, well, yeah, my side is the truth. You didn't
tell me that you were pregnant.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
So you're hating on a woman that's pregnant and saying
she can't date. Is that what you're telling me right now? See?
Speaker 6 (20:47):
You see that drama. That's the drama. That's the drama
right there.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
See you're putting no, no, no, you're putting words into
my mouth. I don't want to be part of that drama.
I don't want you need to tell me up front
if you're pregnant. That's not something that I should find out.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
That's what I call letter telling you that I'm pregnant
right away, Like, Hi, nice to Misha. I'm Kristian and
I'm pregnant.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
What do you want to eat? No?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Well, when do you think that?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Is that something you thought that you were going to
tell them at some point Kristen of course.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Well maybe i'm showing.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Okay, listen, listen, hey, you do you. I'm not gonna
I'm not judging you for anything.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
You do your thing.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
I'm just saying that's until your first off, it was
a first date, not your business until maybe two months.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
So if I wanted sorry, you kept saying it was
our second date. You've corrected me on that. So I'm
trying to go on the same page you're on because
you're like, not technically our first date. So I'm telling
you right now is our second date, but you said
before it was our first, So it's our first because
you want to count it as our first, because you
don't count the fear and paper as well.
Speaker 12 (21:52):
I mean, we can change, you can change the verbiage. Now,
you can say our last date that's that's how I.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Don't want.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
I don't camp Man up?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Camp Man?
Speaker 7 (22:05):
You're not mad? You sign my grave like a my
dad or something like, Okay, I'm pregnant. You're not mad,
you're pregnant.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
You're actually the opposite of dad. You've got more life
in you.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I know why.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You can get it out and I cheated it all right? Hey,
well I have to ask the question, Cruise, would you
like another day with Kristen? Will pay for it?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Okay, Chris, And I'm sorry, no second day. Congounds on
your baby though.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah, thank you. I'm definitely not naming him Cruise.
Speaker 13 (22:49):
Okay, what you just said is one of the most
insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point
in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to
anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in
this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
(23:12):
I award you no points, and may God have mercy
on your soul.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
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and it's a special edition because it's one thousand dollars
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(23:36):
Oh way, Jason beat Grayson yesterday. He also beat Julia
the day before that, and Julia beat Victoria. But Jason
is currently the number one seed on your way to
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wants his seed, you got to call us right now
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(23:58):
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good morning, Can I take your order?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Am I going as tall?
Speaker 11 (24:36):
Ashis at large?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Black Coffee's large?
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Black cock? Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 12 (24:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I mean he means event Yeah, the biggest funny.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Venty is large, twenty.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Large is large.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
In fact, coal is large, and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid. And three which, it's.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, and
it's the thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale, the most
intense trivia tournament you've ever heard. We're in order to
win a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's, you have
to be the last player standing and the one who
goes ah way. It's a grueling competition. And Jason is
(25:24):
on the phone right now because Jason has beaten two
people and now the road to that one thousand dollars
Macy's gift card heads straight through Jason. Oh yeah, Jason,
are you gonna let anybody get through you? Absolutely not?
All right, Jason, Well you know who wants to get
through you? No, Destiny. I think you have what it
(25:54):
takes to be Jason, get that chance at one thousand
dollars Macy's gift card.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
I hope, so I listened enough?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
All right? Is it your destiny.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
There?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I'm gonna put you on hold so Jason can answer
the questions first. Okay, all right, hold on, all right, Jason,
here we go. Man, gotta keep your streak alive. If
you want that thousand dollars gift card to Macy's. Thirty seconds,
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass. And you have to be Destiny outright
to win. Are you ready? Okay, here we go, Jason.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
What is the name of the Christmas movie featuring a
boy who's left home alone alone? What is the name
of the Christmas song that begins with deck the halls
with bows of Holly? What is the name of the
holiday that involves lighting candles on a minora? Which famous
Broadway musical character was the first to have a balloon
(26:49):
in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. What is the name
of the Christmas song that begins with Oh, come all
you faithful?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
All right? Jason, how are you feeling about your answers? No,
all right, we I'm gonna put you on hold, okay,
so we can get Destiny to answer hers, and we'll
see which rent of you is a winner in today's
one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday Battle Royale. Hey, Destiny, Yeah,
how are you feeling?
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Okay, keep in mind this is for the opportunity to
get a thousand dollars gift card to Macy's that could
probably really help you out this Christmas, couldn't it.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna spend it all on my kid probably.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, it's smart. All right, Well, if you can beat Jason,
you'll be on to tomorrow where you can battle it
out to see if you can go all the way. Yeah, okay,
all right, here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just a
pass and Jason has to beat you outright to win, Destiny,
your time starts now. What is the name of the
Christmas movie featuring a boy who's left home alone? Home alone?
(27:58):
What is the name of the Christmas song that begins
with deck the Halls with Bows of Holly?
Speaker 11 (28:02):
Deck the halls.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
What is the name of the holiday that involves lighting
candles on a minora Hanka? Which famous broad Way musical
character was the first to have a balloon in the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Wicked?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
What is the name of the Christmas song that begins
with Oh, come all you faithful, Oh come all you faithful?
All right, bring Jason back on, and you guys ready
to find out which one of you is going to
be on to the next round to see if you
can get that thousand dollars gift card in Macy's. I'll
tell you right after this, I send over to the
(28:39):
scoreboard with our scoreboard producer Red. All right, Jason got
too correct, okay, and Destiny got four. Destiny, congratulations, you did.
You took Jason seed, and you are now the number
one seed in the thousand dollars Holiday Battle Royale. Jason,
(29:02):
you do walk away with one hundred dollars gift card
to Macy's.
Speaker 12 (29:04):
Though.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Thank you, John yep, thank you for playing how you
feel in their Destiny You're ready to go. You think
you have what it takes to go all the way.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
I'm certainly gonna try.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I have a lot of knowledge. All right, Well, let's
get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Home Alone is the name of the Christmas movie that
features a boy who's left home alone. Deck the Halls
is the name of the song that begins with deck
the Halls with Hanukkah is the holiday that involves lighting
candles on a minora. Mickey Mouse was the first Broadway
musical character. Was Mickey Mouse on Broadway?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I'm gonna say, what did he sing? It's a whole
Broadway play. I didn't know he was the roof. I
don't know what Laman's rob, Yeah, Jeanean.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
The name of the Christmas song that begins with Oh
Come All You Faithful is Oh Come All ye Faithful.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
And that's a wrap. Destiny, Congratulations. You have a chance
at that thousand dollars gift card to Macy's and Jason,
thank you for playing. We play You versus Victoria at
the same time every single weekday morning. If you think
you what it takes to beat Destiny, Yeah, wow, that's
a big then you need to be ready to call
tomorrow when we play the one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday
(30:10):
Battle Royale. Yeah, it's time to catch a cheater only
on the Jubile Show, and this is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater. And she's been married
to her husband Noah for a year and she already
thinks something might be going on. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Candice, I'm sorry you're in
that situation. But what's going on? Why do you think
Noahs cheating?
Speaker 7 (30:31):
So here's the thing. Noah is. Noah is so sweet
and I love him so much. He's just he is
a very busy guy.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
He's always been.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
A very busy guy, and work takes a lot of
his life and I know that that's part of the deal.
But in like the last month or so, it feels like,
I don't know that he's been a lot busier than usual.
And he always comes home on his lunch break, which
(31:02):
I absolutely love. He doesn't work too far from home,
so it's really nice to be able to have that
time together. But lately he's just oh, he's just kind
of been making excuses.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
And you know, he says things like, well, it's the
work thing, and I don't know.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
So we are actually looking for Housman's right now, which
is incredible, and I'm just so excited and so ready
to get out of this apartment. So he is also
like going on potential health hunting and he's going to
go check these things out. But sometimes I feel like
he's gone for hours and it's just he'll come home
(31:40):
and be like, oh, well it wasn't right or you know,
just something along those lines, and I get it.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
You know, the market is crap right now, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Like I know, you guys know, and it's going to
be really hard for anybody to find anything.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
That we want.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
But like I have very high standards, and you know
what he.
Speaker 14 (31:59):
Does do We both we want to find something that
we love, especially you know, if we're.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Going to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
But so you're not doing that together. You're not house
hunting together. He's doing that by himself.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
He's yeah, he's in and you know, that was something
that that's that's fine. I can't always get away at
the time that he can go see these houses.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
And I and I trussed him.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
We have we have very similar tastes and you know,
no problem. But he doesn't bring home brochures or hor plans.
And every time that I say that I want to
go look at the house with him because I can.
He'll say things like, oh, which is closer if I
stop buying, like or I'm just I'm just going to
(32:47):
go real.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Quick and no need for you to get up, And
I don't.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Know, it just feels weird, like I want to go
see these houses, like I'm excited about that.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Is he acting different outside of those times house hunting
with you and not having lunch with you.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
He will get like these random text messages from someone
while we're just hanging out at night, and I remember
asking him and he was like, oh, it's the realtor
and I was like, we hired a reel sir. And
I don't know, that's just something that I feel like
we would have talked about.
Speaker 14 (33:23):
That, And am I just making this up in my head?
And this is what he's actually just been. He's actually
going to look at all of these houses and he's
trying to find something really nice and pretty and he
knows that I like surprises, And I don't know, he's
probably just.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Working really hard to find a nice place for us
that we can call home.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I still think the thing that's striking me the most
out of all of this is that you're not in
the process of finding your own home.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, I'm part of that feels weird. I don't know.
This one's kind of tricky because there's nothing that's like
screaming red flag to me.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yeah, like you know, he's done something like that before.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
In terms of like one time we had this really
amazing date and he hired this chef. You know, it
was something that I was like, like, we were going
to cook together, and he was like, hey, I'm surprising
You've I hired.
Speaker 11 (34:13):
This chef to come and cook for us.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
So I was like, oh, you know, and that was
like a that was.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
Like a really cool little date night thing. So things
like that, I'm like, well, maybe that's maybe that's just
something that's just something that Noah does and I need
to get used to, or maybe.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
I need to be like, hey, I do love surprises,
but let's let's.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Talk about how we're spending our money a little better.
But I don't want him to stop doing nice things
for me.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. And you already told us what grocery store.
You guys are rewards card members, so we'll call I
wont do the usual. We'll call and pretend that we're
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random Rewards card member who get three
flowers delivered from our floorial department. We'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
Okayange play a song, come back and get her to
(34:55):
catch a cheeter. Next, right in the middle of today's
to Catch a Cheater And if you he just joined us.
Candace is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband of one year named Noah might be cheating. So
in a second, we're going to call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
member at, and say that every single month we choose
one lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if he sends them
(35:16):
to his wife, Candace or someone else. But first, Candace,
why don't you refresh our memory on the situation?
Speaker 7 (35:22):
Well, just real quick, where Noah has been a lot
busier lately than he usually is.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
We started looking for houses.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
But I am not necessarily part of the process, and
I want to be. And he's gone a lot looking
at houses, and I want to be a part of
that process. He's also kind of getting text messages that
he says is from the realtor. But I didn't know
we hired a realtor, So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I'm just kind of at a loss for what's going on.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from SO.
I was looking for our rewards card member named Noah. Yeah,
this to Noah. Hi, Noah, Please don't hang up. This
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is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to
say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Take a while.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
No, actually, it won't take much time at all. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've just won
thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to anybody
that you would like to within the fifty United States
of these Americas, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and
sixteen dollars value and it just takes a couple of minutes.
I can take down the information over the phone. Yeah,
(36:50):
let's just spend do it on the phone right now? Great, okay,
first thing that I would need would be the first
and last name of the person you'd like to send
them to.
Speaker 11 (36:58):
Can I send them to Bianca?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Would you like to put a card in that flower
delivery to you? Bianca?
Speaker 7 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (37:07):
How about I can't wait for your next open house?
Are you able to put a linky emoji after that?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I certainly can. Yeah, we just got we just got
the option of being able to use emoji, So a
little can't wait for your open house swinky face. And
then the next thing I will need would would have
been the address. But I don't need that anymore because
this is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
My name is Juwbell, I'm Nina, and I'm Victoria, and
we do a segment on a show called to Katchacheeta
(37:35):
where if you think your significant other might be sleeping around,
we see who they send flowers to. And your wife,
Candace is on the phone listening.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Noah, who Bianca?
Speaker 11 (37:46):
It's just our realtor, Noah with Bianca.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
We don't have a realtort.
Speaker 15 (37:54):
How do you think we've been viewing so many houses?
We have a realtor. It's been getting us into a
mom awesome place.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Pears.
Speaker 7 (38:01):
Noah, we haven't been doing anything. We haven't been doing
any houses. You have been viewing houses.
Speaker 11 (38:11):
Wait, it's just dawn on me. You had a radio
show called me to see if I was cheating. That's
the kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Oh is it? Is it ridiculous? Is it more ridiculous
than you cheating on me? With our first year of
being married? We're actually supposed to be looking for houses.
Are you going to the housing banging.
Speaker 16 (38:35):
For me? Are you?
Speaker 7 (38:37):
Or are you banging some reeltor in new open houses?
What open houses?
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Talk to me about the open houses?
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Noah, Oh, no, I haven't. I haven't seen any of
these open houses. I haven't seen Oh, okay, you know what,
I'm going to look up what was her name again,
I'm going to look up her real turname. I'm going
(39:05):
to look up where she goes.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Uh huh.
Speaker 11 (39:08):
I'm making a scene.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
Okay, Oh, I'm making a scene. Oh I'm making a scene,
you guys, I'm making a scene.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Why are we sending winki faces to your realtor?
Speaker 11 (39:18):
She's getting us into houses before they're on the market.
Sometimes though, you can try and get ourselves a.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
Better deal because the interest rates are.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
Crazy right now, on, this is ridiculous that you're calling
me about this.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Okay, great, Why don't I give Bianca call because it's
my money too, right, it's our money, it's our marriage,
it's our life, it's going to be our house. So
why don't I get her numbers and just let's just.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Make sure that the next open house that you get
in on, we get in on that.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah, right, that.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
Couldn't be fair when you're calm and not on the radio.
This is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Wouldn't you want to make sure that she understands that
you're not cheating because I'm not convinced.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
It doesn't sound right. You're convincing that you're not.
Speaker 11 (40:01):
We only talk about addresses and houses literally about it.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
Okay, Well, then if that's what it is, then maybe
just maybe just.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Send me the text messages that she sending so that
way I can click on the addresses and I can
look at these houses.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Because who knows, maybe I would have actually loved them.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
Yes, I'm not going to do that. That's so ridiculous
that you need to see that we're Mary Leaves together.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
It's not just ridiculous actually holding me on the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Well, your wife thinks you might be cheating on her,
and you're not going to You're not willing to show
her the text messages with the realtor who you just
sent a winky face to and flowering right.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
Is it not that big of a deal because it's
not that big of a deal to you because you
don't want to get caught, because you're not the one
worried that your spouse is cheating.
Speaker 11 (40:53):
Nothing is happening.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
I'm busy at work. I don't know why you're doing.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Does Deanca know you're married.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
I'm not answering any of this. I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 7 (41:03):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Okay, Wow he hung up. Candace. Oh my god, Candace,
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, it definitely sounds
not like innocent house hunting. I really didn't want you
to be right, but I really think you should hunt
down Bianca.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
I thought we should looking, you know, get.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
A hoold of this Pianca woman to see.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Maybe it is just that, or maybe it's still in
the flirtation stage, and maybe it's south I don't.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I don't know. I mean, I'd be very upset, but
I also would want to confront her.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Oh my god, I don't even know what to do
right now, the Jewbile shows to Catch a Cheater?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Do you like true crime?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:45):
What about when true crime gets wacky? I say that
because the trend is going viral with people sharing their
craziest court stories. So give me a few minutes and
it'll be like Law and Order if they had clowns.
Over right after this. Have you ever been to court?
Speaker 5 (42:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Actually I have never been.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
I have you.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I've been a few times, and it can be very stressful.
It can also be extremely funny if you look at
it right. And I know that because the trend is
going viral with people sharing their craziest court stories from
like jury or just being there in general, lawyers and
people that have gone and things like that. Wow, sharing
their craziest court stories. So we'll go over right now.
The wildest things in America happen in course, they swear.
(42:30):
I mean, there's like what thirty five different television shows
about courtroom Judge Judy is legit. I have a crazy
court story calls up eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one text in four one o six
one one. The lawyer said, there was one time I
was trying some minor felony and the jury was deliberating
about something. So I was sitting at the council table
with my client and he wants to whisper something to me.
(42:51):
So I lean over and he says, you know what's awesome? Crack.
The lawyer said. Keeping a straight face is an underrated skill.
It definitely is. You ever wonder what's being whispered in
lawyer's ears. It's things like that, you know, when they
look they're really serious, because when you're in court you
(43:12):
have to keep a straight face, you know, yeah, and
it is really hard to do that sometimes.
Speaker 17 (43:16):
I'm sure it is because you just imagine you're a
hu spent seven years in school and you're sitting at
this table wearing your nice suit that you saved up
for because you're a public defender, and the guy leen's
in and goes, you know what's awesome, crack.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I don't think we're going to be okay, You're gonna win.
There's a trend going viral of people sharing the craziest
things that they've seen happen in court. Somebody said they
had a dui case and a client showed up, wasted no,
and then pointed at the judge shouting, you little penguin
(43:58):
real life, go with the out. They were obviously found
guilty of you. Yeah, a little penguin. Not a good
sense of humor on a lot of judges.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
You know what is that?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah? Why are you so mad? I don't know. I've
tried to sit in the courtroom before an answer to
like things that I've done. It wasn't for anything a criminal,
but you know things I've said. Having to sit there
and stare at judge and keep a straight face whilst
they read some of the things that you sleep and
things like that, it's really hilarious. I'm sitting there like nothing. Huh, judge,
(44:35):
that was funny.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
Your timing was off, but that was a good joke.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
We're going over a thread that's going viral of people
sharing the craziest things that have happened in court. It
says a wife claimed that my client her husband held
a knife, which he denied in three separate meetings with him.
First question from the judge what happened, and he says
she didn't have dinner ready, So I got my knife
and ran. Ever, Okay, that wasn't what we were supposed
(45:05):
to say. We trained for this, sir. Have you ever
been on this stand? Like, have you ever been questioned
on the stand? Anybody?
Speaker 7 (45:14):
No? Have you?
Speaker 9 (45:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I just was wondering because I just feel like it's different.
It's a hot seat. So like, yeah, you thought you
were going to say, you say something completely different, but
then you actually also put your hand on the Bible,
so you really like you can't lie, and if you
do lie, like it's actually really bad for you. So
you're like, oh my god, it's really bad for you
because God will strike you down. I had jury duty
one time and it was amazing, and I wanted it
to go longer because I didn't want to go back
to work right where I worked. And also they didn't
(45:38):
have enough evidence against the guy. It was like a
crack caase, like they found he was obviously guilty, but
I don't think they did a good job. It was
me and this old lady in the jury room and
we would not agree with the other Jurorsey not very guilty.
She was retired and wanted to and so it was
a hung jury and wow when they not guilty looked
(46:01):
over he was just standing by the jury and he
looked over at us and his mouth to the words
because it was really obvious.
Speaker 11 (46:18):
Oh my god.
Speaker 16 (46:18):
I am an attorney and one time I was representing
this guy for a g U I and right when
we were about.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
To start in court, he stood up by himself and
said to the judge, can I please have a break?
Speaker 11 (46:32):
I need to get a new lawyer.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
And I was like what. Everyone of course like what
she's been right there?
Speaker 5 (46:38):
He goes out to the bathroom.
Speaker 16 (46:41):
He comes back into the courtroom wearing a white wig
and a robe like.
Speaker 7 (46:47):
A founding collar style and a judge's robe.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
For some reason, and everyone was like, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
So then he told the judge he wants a new lawyer.
Speaker 16 (46:59):
To judge said yes, he said he's representing himself, and
then proceeded to speak in.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
Like some weird old English.
Speaker 9 (47:07):
Oh.
Speaker 16 (47:08):
Hit was hammered and completely drunk, and he was definitely
found guilty himself. It was the craziest client experience I've
probably ever had.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, that's you get into trouble for making a mockery of.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
This.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Is now back in session. The honorable me. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Have you ever wanted to go on a treasure hunt,
like a real one that gets two million dollars?
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
So there's a bitcoin millionaire and he's just launched a
nationwide treasure hunt and his name is John Collins Black,
and he has released a new book called There's a
Treasure Inside and inside of this book contains all kinds
of clues to help treasure hunters find where X marks
spot and where X marks the spot is two million
dollars in each one of these ninety six carrot Emerald
situation things.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh, there's an Olympic gold medal in one, a broach
in one that was once owned by Jackie Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Whoa. So it's actual treasure, it's not just like you
find it a coin.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Oh, mabad, it's two million dollars in total of the
treasure that's been hidden.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
So you collect them all.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, then you would have two million dollars. But you
won a ninety six carrot Emerald's gonna do you pretty good.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
That's true. It's all over the world and it's all
over the country.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
So he did this because he says that these treasures
are meant to spark imagination and adventure. And honestly, after
watching Outer Banks, this gets me really excited.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Which does the show down? Right now, I'm gonna quit
the show and become a treasure hunter. Oh yeah, I
think it would be so fun.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
But now you think about this, he also just found
a way to make himself richer because now he's saying
that everybody that goes and buys this book is going
to make him even more millions. Oh that's pretty freak
genius smart. Yeah right, help off, sir. Could you imagine
if somebody wrote a book using only emojis, Well, if
they did, that would mean that they have higher emotional intelligence.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
I don't think really is what it says. That was
such a good transition. By the way, thank you.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
So this is the first study that's ever been done
like this that examines emojis and how they affect individual's
characteristics related to how they communicate in interpersonal relationships, which
I actually find very interesting.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
So they're saying though, that people.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
That use more emojis when they communicate in text messages
do have more of a higher intelligence. Because they're trying
to show you how they feel in that moment. Whether
you understand it or not, they're still trying to tap
into those emotions through pictures.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Hold on, I think it's interesting.
Speaker 17 (49:30):
In the phone, all you do is type how you're feeling,
and it pops up with an emoji option. This is
not some sort of next level emotional intelligence. You can
say sad tap that picture instead of just the word said.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
They're saying you're communicating that you're sad exactly.
Speaker 18 (49:45):
You're communicating it the same way you would if you
were not using my emotions one type I'm sad because
of this right, because look I'm sad.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
I'm so sad that I don't want a little small
I leave face showing how sad I am because he's
still kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
I always think that the tear emojis really show you
on what level of sad am I though? So like
it helps show you and then also think about it
more with love though so, if you're not ready to
say I love you to somebody or love heart or
love is a hard word for some people to use,
then you would use like the red heart, or if
you're trying to be clear about how much I love
you As a friend, you're going to use a blue
or a white heart, so that stuff actually does kind
(50:26):
of start to factor in if you're thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
I usually only use the reddor plank I love you.
I only use the splash emoji when I'm crying, and
that gives him some really weird miscommunications. I just was
so funny. Okay, guys, I'll teach you emotion. So sad,
you're making me so sad splash splash imagine you like
(50:51):
messaging your side?
Speaker 7 (50:55):
Is what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Sad code for why are you telling your boss you're sad?
Grow up? Jubiles. Dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, you
have a dirty little secret. I do, sweet, I hear it.
Speaker 7 (51:13):
Hold On, I'm walking away.
Speaker 6 (51:14):
Hold On. I worked with my husband's friend, so he
can't hear it.
Speaker 7 (51:18):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (51:21):
So my husband dated this girl when we were in
high school, and I convinced her that she did not
need to date him because I wanted to date him.
So she had these diamond earrings that he had bought
her for Valentine's Day and she had thrown them away.
Speaker 7 (51:37):
I wore them at our wedding.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
What she threw away? Diamonds?
Speaker 7 (51:42):
Yes, So we were in high school.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
So she I was in her room.
Speaker 9 (51:46):
She threw him in the trash can and I was like, oh,
you don't want those? She goes Nope, but anymore. So
I took him home and I actually warmed the day
of our wedding.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Did he know that they? Did he recognize them?
Speaker 3 (51:57):
No?
Speaker 9 (51:57):
He did not, because but from that time to the
time he got married was almost ten years. Oh wow,
and he thought they were fake diamonds. I told him
they were fake ear seven dollars earrings, so he saved
months to get hurt.
Speaker 5 (52:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Well, good for you on the come up. I still
can't get past this girl throughout diamonds.
Speaker 7 (52:17):
I mean we were sixteen.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
But yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 7 (52:26):
Okay, thanks, have a good day, use your bike.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
Hello. Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 10 (52:34):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Sweet? What is it all right?
Speaker 3 (52:37):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (52:38):
She could As our first job, I was working as
an operator and I was working a double shift graveyard
today shift.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Then I was drinking all day.
Speaker 10 (52:50):
I went to work down the drugs, went outside, wants
to go and get some foods to go and I
got a d Why on the clock, nobody know what's gone?
Went back to five hours later, and it was all good.
Nobody knew I was gone, and it was bad. Looks
good look at the same time. D y, but I
don't take my job. Nobody knew.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
That's good. And you'll never drink and drive again.
Speaker 10 (53:15):
Oh of course not.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Thanks for telling us're doing a little secret. Al bye,
what's your dirty little secret.
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