The Full Jubal Show from March 18th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I actually had a guy come up to a bar,
come up to me in a bar and say, is
your dad a baker? Because I want to put a
bun in your oven? WHOA, we're married now no kids yet.
That's the text message we got in at four one
oh six one from a horrible pickup line. That one
actually worked, Yeah, which is crazy. I don't think that
line would usually work. And if you're wondering what pickup
lines would actually work, a dating expert has gone viral

(00:23):
on social media for sharing pickup lines that actually do work.
And this is specifically for men to women. Also call
us eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
Text in four one oh six one. What's the worst
pickup line you've ever heard in real life?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
But really it's all about the delivery though, just so
you know, fellaws, you can't just say this and it
be fine.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's about the delivery.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
But what if it's a really bad pickup line but
they just say it really smoothly, then it's funny and then.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Super hot and they just have to be hot. Yeah,
you can say whatever you want if you're extra hot.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Here's the first pickup line that this dating coach says.
Is actually a pickup line that works. Hey, I couldn't
help but notice you have a stunning smile, and I
couldn't leave without coming over to introduce myself. What do
you think?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Really? Yeah? Would that work on you, Victoria?

Speaker 6 (01:11):
No, I'd be like, dude, that was full of crap,
but like, like, I'll give.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
You problems for that. That's so funny. We'd react so differently.
I'd be like, really, say more about me.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
According to this day, he coach's gone viral for sharing
pickup lines that actually work. A nice compliment like this
one about their smile is one of the best ways
to make a good first impression. And once you say this,
you can simply introduce yourself and then take it from there. Yeah,
see the smile. Go for the smile. You know, I
think a lot of dudes are like, hey, I see
what you're working with. I don't even know if you

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have eyes, but I like what I'm looking at.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
Said that to me this weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Actually like what you're working with? Yes, bos around the shots.
But sid's the point. It was just like the weirdest thing.
We walk up and he immediately his eyes.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Go straight to my chest and I'm like dude, what
and he's like, wow, like you're working with them pretty
good things.

Speaker 8 (02:10):
And I'm like.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
And his friends were like all around him.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
They're like I'm so sorry, Like yeah, why not.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
But like, dude, and he did to both my friends also,
and it.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Was the line, yeah, numbers right, that would work for
his friend, Like if that's the guy that goes up
and says that to you, but one of his friends
is like, his whole thing is I'm so sorry, I'm
so sorry, blah blah blah, i gotta apologize for that guy.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
And the next thing you know, he's in dang friend.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Honestly, I like the friends.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Maybe I was planned, don't I know you from somewhere
your boobsgie right? It is crazy the things that dudes
will say when they're trying to pick somebody up. Somebody
texted in at four one o six one and said
a pick up line that somebody said to me was
call your father by his first name now because I'm
your daddy.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh never actually, no, sir.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I hate when guys refer to themselves as daddy.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
It is the weirdest, creepiest thing.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I have an earring and I was really looking all
over the place for it, and this guy's like, don't worry,
Daddy'll buy you a new one.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
Oh well, I.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Don't think he wants to buy me.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You know, I've only really wanted to be a woman
on a few occasions, but one of those would be
to be in the throes of passion with the guy
and he said, who's your daddy? And you're like, Murray,
are we talking about him?

Speaker 9 (03:41):
Now?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You actually say the name?

Speaker 10 (03:42):
Though?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
That would kill us, but it would be worth it.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It would be so worthy to see their face, Victoria
do that. We're going over pickup lines that apparently actually
really work. Here's another one that this dating coach is
the kmviral for sharing their pickup lines and things that
guys can say that will actually maybe get you a date.
You're way too cute to be waiting alone? Can I

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buy you a drink?

Speaker 11 (04:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't like?

Speaker 8 (04:08):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (04:08):
I kind of like that?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Really, what do you mean?

Speaker 7 (04:10):
What do you not like about that?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
It's like sweet, it's not too forceful, It's like not
too weird.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
If I'm waiting alone, I'm probably distracted. My head is
somewhere else. The last thing I need is to be
annoyed by some guy. That's like, it's okay, little girl,
Oh buy you a dream.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I guess I would take it kind of the same way. Also,
I'm too cute to be alone?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Nothing wrong with me being alone? Maybe I wanted to
be alone right right.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
I had a barista the other day say I was
too pretty to look that sad.

Speaker 12 (04:39):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Really, I was having an off day and she said,
she said, You're way too pretty to be that sad,
And I was.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Like, thank you.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
So I didn't know I looked that sad.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
What if you weren't having a rough day.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Look, I was just very deep and fought. Honestly, I
don't think it was. It was just a weird day.
But I guess you could read it on my face.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Somebody texted in a four one six when and said
an opening line I got from a girl on Tinder
was you look like your liver and kidneys are healthy
and intact.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
What animal? That's funny? You like that one? It's funny.
It's like you look healthy Like that's their way. That's way.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's her way of being like kind of witty and
trying to stand out on a dating app, being like
you look it is different.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I suppose yeah, I got some fava beans.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Just stop my you look like you have a healthy liver.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Okay, Hannibal, would you like to come over to my
place for dinner? Here's another pickup line, they say, actually works,
you look so familiar. Has anybody told you that you
look like Haley Beaber? She's my celeb crush. So I
had to come over and say hello.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
What if anybody said that to me, I'd start laughing
because I look nothing like Hayley.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
You about Mariah Carey.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Nina does look similar to Mariah Carey. So if somebody
came with your like, you know, hey, anybody ever told
you like like marac Carry and marak Arey's in my
celebrity crash?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
They've done that.

Speaker 13 (06:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Day Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 14 (06:20):
Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor, and I was looking
for Tyler who ordered some tacos from door Dash the
other day.

Speaker 15 (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's me.

Speaker 11 (06:29):
I made a report about it.

Speaker 16 (06:31):
Oh you did, Yeah, the tacos.

Speaker 15 (06:33):
I don't know what's going on with that place or
if it was the handling, but I ended up really
really sick from the tacos.

Speaker 14 (06:39):
Oh okay, Well I'm I'm the driver that dropped them off.

Speaker 13 (06:46):
Do you.

Speaker 14 (06:47):
My name's Trevor.

Speaker 11 (06:48):
Yeah, you said, what's up? I made I made the report, like.

Speaker 14 (06:51):
Yo, So I didn't know that you made a report,
but I like felt pretty like bad. So I thought
I would call you just to let you know.

Speaker 15 (07:00):
Oh okay, so what's going on with it?

Speaker 17 (07:02):
Man?

Speaker 14 (07:02):
Okay? I got the tacos for you, and they smelled delicious.
So I was also really hungry, so I sort of
like pulled over on the way and then I just
ate the meat out of the tacos.

Speaker 15 (07:14):
Stupid, all right, did you what do you mean you
you pulled the meat out of the tacos?

Speaker 11 (07:18):
We have had meat in them.

Speaker 14 (07:20):
Yeah, so uh okay, So I ate just some meat
out of the tacos, and then I didn't know what
to do because I was like, oh wait a minute, Trevor,
that's probably not good, you know, because like that's your
food that I was delivering to you. So I have
a cat. I don't know if you like cats or
it stopped.

Speaker 16 (07:37):
Stop stop talking, stop talk, stop talk.

Speaker 15 (07:39):
You said you ate the meat out of the tacos,
but there was there was already meat in the taco.
What are you telling me you have a cat for?

Speaker 8 (07:44):
What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 14 (07:46):
Could I talk? You told me to stop talking, so
I'm not sure how long you want me to do
that for.

Speaker 15 (07:51):
Idiot, I didn't mean stop talking completely. I didn't stop
talking for talking the conversation with you? What did you
what did you hear to the taco?

Speaker 14 (07:57):
Well? I also had picked up some fancy feast for
mister Jinxy, and I refilled the tacos with the fancy feast.
So you ate cut food tacos? I guess, okay.

Speaker 11 (08:09):
You put cat food in my tacos?

Speaker 14 (08:13):
Yes, because like I ate the meat out of the taco.
And then all of a sudden, I was sitting there
with empty tacos, and I didn't know what to do.
So I put the fancy feast in there because like
it says that it's good for like complete nutrition, so
I figured it would be still healthy. And also, like,
is your hair looking pretty good these days? Because like
it says it's good for like skin and cut your

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hair your coat?

Speaker 18 (08:34):
You put you put cat food in I think I'm
gonna feel you.

Speaker 14 (08:40):
Poison Well, I don't think it would poison you, because
like it also promotes strong muscles and bones. It was
fancy feast, you know, so like it's a pretty good
cat food.

Speaker 11 (08:50):
Brother, what kind of brand it was?

Speaker 15 (08:52):
You're more on your stupid idiot, Why would you do that?

Speaker 14 (08:55):
So it sounds like you're kind of upset.

Speaker 11 (08:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (09:00):
It also says it promotes urinary health, so like, I
don't know if you're peeing pretty good, but it could
be because of the cut food.

Speaker 16 (09:08):
All Right, I had a lot, I had a lot
of to do today.

Speaker 13 (09:12):
I'm gonna get you fired that one.

Speaker 14 (09:15):
Well, Like that's why I was calling you to talk
to you about it, because like if you could not
tell them you know that I did that, that'd be
cool because like you know, I like driving for Uber,
and like I eat a lot of food that way, So.

Speaker 15 (09:28):
You eat a lot of food that way, dude, I
swear I'm gonna get.

Speaker 14 (09:33):
Fired if you could not do that. I'll just let
you know it's a prank phone hal and then like
maybe it's okay, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
This is actually Double from the Ubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Stacy set you up.
She said you got some really bad tacos. The other
day off a door dash and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 16 (09:59):
Oh good, I really at the pot.

Speaker 13 (10:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (10:01):
That's great.

Speaker 15 (10:01):
I'll let her know.

Speaker 16 (10:04):
Oh god, I'm about to go to.

Speaker 19 (10:16):
Wake up Every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
So which artist would you guys say, is the biggest tease? Oh,
biggest teas, biggest teas.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I feel like it's really obvious.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's why I thought you guys would get it related
to what do you mean by teas?

Speaker 14 (10:31):
Like teas?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
This person is just a tease, you're gonna say, Taylor Swift, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:35):
I know it?

Speaker 7 (10:36):
Why wait?

Speaker 16 (10:37):
What she did?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I just think she's the ultimate.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
So last night at die Our Heart Music Awards, she
wore this like big snake necklace. So now everybody's like,
oh my gosh, reputation Taylor's version right around the corner.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Let's go.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
There's been so many teases about this and I just
need to come.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Out now, and I mean it's definitely going to That's
what all these snakes have to mean. Right Anyway, if
for any reason you missed the iHeart Music Awards last night,
you can catch them on demand on Fox dot Com,
Hulu or to be there's so much you're not going
to recap it.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
All because you should see it. Now.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
We've been tracking the story of the astronauts that were
stuck out in space.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Right, Oh my gosh, they're finally coming home.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Are they finally coming home?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Or are they home?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
They're finally on their way home as we speak. They
should be landing in Florida around three o'clock our time,
so six pm Eastern, So they're on their way.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
But while they were out there, one of the astronauts
ended up breaking a record for the most moonwalks by
a female astronaut.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Ever, yeah, what else are you going to do?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Exactly right, exactly So I was like, well, if you're stuck,
you might as well be.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Breaking were they stuck up there almost a year? Nine months? Oh,
it was supposed to be a one week mission and
they ended up staying out the night.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
But I guess if you're an astronaut, that's your jams
the gig.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it might be cool, who knows,
maybe they hang out with aliens and stuff.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Can you retire when you get back from something like that?
Because I just assume it's like football. You can only
do so many trips.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
How long until they annoy their significant other, Like, oh
my god, it was really.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Nice when you were gone. They just don't have it
like space down here, base station, mission to go on
or something for a few months.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
We're just glad that they're making their way back home safely.
This is interesting. If you're kind of a history nerd,
then you might be into this. The JFK assassination files
are going to be released today.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
We didn't have those released no like that.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
And there's been one of the biggest mysteries in all
of the United States of America since the sixties.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I have so many questions about this, like why do
we want to know? Why couldn't we know the last time? Like,
so there, it's going to be available in full all
the It's going to be unredacted, so there's no lines
through stuff. It's going to be available for everybody to
see and provide deeper insight into the event. However, experts
are warning saying that there's probably not gonna be anything

(12:56):
groundbreaking in this, but you can now have access to it.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
But why do we want it now? And why couldn't
we see it?

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Then, I bet you anything, all the papers are not
going to be there. There's not going to be all
of them there.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
We have always wanted to know because we have always
felt like the investigation into an assassination of a president
was public should be public knowledge.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
We've always wanted to know.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
The reason we have not known is because most of
the people involved in the investigation and stuff about their
lives that would be in those documents, we're still alive.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Oh and they all finally are not finally, No.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
No, they are now, they're still alive. But up until
now we cared about that.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
And like, what's to protect them?

Speaker 11 (13:36):
Right?

Speaker 13 (13:36):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
So so Trump was going to release these last time
he was president, and this time you promised to do
it regardless of what because people told him not to,
because there's stuff in there that we shouldn't really see.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I guess That's what I'm curious about, Like what could
it even be?

Speaker 7 (13:49):
I don't I.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Always investigated, like what if it's a list of people
who are investigated that ended up having nothing to do
with it? Right, So then then you're like, oh, wait,
so and so is involved in that, But.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Then also don't you just feel like, Okay, well, then
the investig gation was thorough, then you went around the
people that were closest to.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
That is that they do anyway, in a society where
people only read the headlines, if there's anyone who's still living,
that's going to be it, the headline.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Is going to be killed, Kennedy, that's all people see.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, so that's that's where they're trying to protect people
from well themselves.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Okay, well I hope we don't do that.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
We will.

Speaker 10 (14:24):
Very good.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
Oria, It's time to catch a Cheater.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Only on the Jubile Show, Aubrey is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater and she's been married
to her husband, Chris for five years, but now she
thinks something might be going on, so we'll see if
we can help her out. Aubrey, what's up? Why do
you think that your husband is cheating?

Speaker 16 (14:44):
Hey, we're actually not even married yet.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh okay, been.

Speaker 18 (14:50):
Together for five years and we've just been engaged for
the last year and my wedding is in two weeks.

Speaker 16 (14:57):
Sorry, I need to calm down.

Speaker 18 (14:58):
I'm still that's don't you all you would think, but
now that this news that I've just heard from my sister.

Speaker 16 (15:04):
I don't even know what.

Speaker 18 (15:06):
You know, our relationship, our relationship with Chris has already
been pretty rocky. You know, he's been a lot, constantly
going out getting drunk, like I've had to bail them
out of jail a couple of times, or fights like
just basic as behavior, you know. So he's finally starting
to turn over a new leaves. He's been really really good.

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He really actually has been working on himself. So I
have seen the works that he's been putting in, and
you know, he asked me to marry him, and I
love him, and you know, we've been doing great since.

Speaker 16 (15:38):
This past year or so.

Speaker 18 (15:40):
But my sister just told me some news or something
that she saw that I just really need to get
to the bottom up. And I just have no idea,
you know, why he's doing this or what's going on.
And you know, I've seen the TikTok to catch a
cheat a TikTok, So I'm like, if I'm going to
do this, I want to do what they write, Okay,
want to just confront him and give him a try,

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Like I really want to get this footage and send
it to his entire family so they can see.

Speaker 16 (16:08):
Who he really is.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
So what did your sister see?

Speaker 16 (16:11):
So?

Speaker 18 (16:12):
And I know exactly which night she's talking about because
I wasn't feeling good that night, but I told him
go ahead, you know, have fun.

Speaker 16 (16:18):
Go blow off and see whatever.

Speaker 18 (16:19):
So she sees Chris at this bar that we usually
frequent with some like girl, some hot little thing all
over him, all on his arm, like they're hanging out.

Speaker 16 (16:30):
Partying, having a great old time.

Speaker 8 (16:32):
Right.

Speaker 18 (16:33):
So my sister, of course confronts him and she's like,
you know, what are you actually doing, like if you're
getting married to my sister? And he's like, whatever, you know,
I don't care. You can tell auvery whatever you want.

Speaker 16 (16:45):
I believe you. She's gonna believe me.

Speaker 18 (16:47):
Yeah, he said that to her and then proceeds to
make out with the girl after my sister confronts him.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
So, you know, he's then, of course, why would.

Speaker 16 (16:59):
My sister that up?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah? I don't either.

Speaker 18 (17:02):
Are you two weeks away from our wedding that I'm
already stressed out about Now you're trying to cause a
risk between the s for you to say, oh who,
she's gonna believe as if my sister would try to
destroy my life like that.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
H I don't know how much more proof you need
at this point, but if you just want to hear
him say it so you can pass it around, I
co sign that that's yeah.

Speaker 16 (17:24):
Yeah, his family needs to know that's the piece of
that he actually is.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I'm so sorry you already told us what grocery store
he's a rewards card member at. So we'll play a
song come back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single
month we choose one lucky rewards remember who gets three
flowers from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or somebody else.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Okay, all great, thank you.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, we'll play a song, come back, and get your
to Catch a Teater.

Speaker 20 (17:48):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the
Tuble Show.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Right in the middle of To Catch a Teater if
you're just joining us, Aubrey is on the phone and
she thinks that her fiance named Chris might be cheating.
Actually she kind of knows. Yeah, yeah, it has confirmation
that he's cheating, but wants to catch him on the show. So, Aubrey,
why don't you break it down real quick before we
call him.

Speaker 16 (18:10):
He's I think he's cheating. My sister caught.

Speaker 18 (18:12):
Him in some bar with some girl. He was making
out with her. He didn't care that my sister saw him,
and basically told my sister that I was going.

Speaker 16 (18:21):
To believe hurt him over her. And my wedding is
in two freaking weeks and I'm the one want to
marry you this.

Speaker 21 (18:27):
Guy, I'm sorry. Here, okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

(18:49):
this is Corribor calling from SO. I was looking for
a Rewards Card member named Chris. Yeah, Chris, Hi, Please
don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's
big winner.

Speaker 13 (19:02):
Okay, I have a big winner, big big winner.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
For what the flowers? Oh, I don't know if you
know this.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our new floral apartment.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Absolutely free.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
You've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you ought within the fifty United States.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Absolutely free.

Speaker 13 (19:22):
Wow? Right okay, yeah, yeah, great sounds yeah, sounds perfect.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
So first thing, I would need to be the first
and last name of the person you'd like to send
them to, and then yeah, anything you want to put
on a card, and then we'll get the address and
we'll be good to go.

Speaker 13 (19:36):
Cool. So we signed to Aubrey would be mm hmm okay.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
And anything on a card I.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
Want to say for all the time, I should have
gotten these for you, thanks for not giving up on me.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh wife could be Oh wow, so the fiance huh yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
When's the big day?

Speaker 13 (20:02):
I've just been like less than two weeks.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh wow, it's right around the corner.

Speaker 9 (20:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (20:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Also, this is not a not a grocery store at
all either.

Speaker 13 (20:12):
Huh what I mean?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
This is actually the Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. Yeah. Hi,
I'm Nina.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hi, I'm nik Storreia, and my name's Jubel. And we
do a segment on the show called to Catch a
Cheater where if you think your significant other might be
messing around, you can see they send flowers too, and
your fiance, Aubrey is actually on the phone.

Speaker 9 (20:30):
Wait what hey, Chris, what do you mean? Yeah, what
what do you mean?

Speaker 16 (20:35):
What do I mean?

Speaker 9 (20:36):
You have something you want to tell me. No, he's
somebody you want to tell me? Why are you calling?
Why am I being put on the radio show?

Speaker 16 (20:44):
So you didn't see my sister live the other night?

Speaker 13 (20:46):
You know? Okay, all right, you know what? You know what?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry? What?

Speaker 8 (20:50):
What?

Speaker 13 (20:50):
What? What is this? What is going on?

Speaker 18 (20:53):
So Liz told me that she saw you at the bar?
What's some girl making.

Speaker 12 (20:58):
Out, partying, hanging out?

Speaker 18 (21:00):
And then have the nerve to tell her that even
if she told me, I would believe.

Speaker 16 (21:04):
You over her.

Speaker 18 (21:06):
Not only are you but trying to get in between
me and my sister two weeks before wedding?

Speaker 9 (21:13):
No no, no, no no no no no no no what
wait wait wait wait okay, I'll just hold up here.

Speaker 13 (21:19):
This is not.

Speaker 11 (21:22):
What sign.

Speaker 13 (21:25):
Okay, listen, all right, here we go. But I can
explain this. I don't know why we're doing this, but
I can tell you what happened.

Speaker 9 (21:33):
Yeah, yeah, you're nicking at the bar. No I was not, No,
no a year no listen.

Speaker 13 (21:49):
Listen, listen, listen, Can I just listen. I'll just tell
you what happened.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
Okay, I promise I had never cheated on you. This
is no, no, no, no, no, this is you know that
I've been working on myself. I'm being I'm trying to
be better for you and for me. Look, this is
not this like I do need. Can I just can
I just tell you what happened.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
At the bar?

Speaker 9 (22:11):
Yeah? Yet, lets listen, Let me listen. I don't know,
but let me can I just tell you? Just let
me tell you what happened. Okay, there was a girl
at the bar, hang on, and that that she was there.
This was the it was your maid of honor, your
best friend Amy, she was. She was We were trying

(22:32):
to talk about last minute stuff for the wedding because
I just needed some help with some decisions. To me,
she was just helping me with that. So the sister
live comes over and she starts getting after me. She
was pour down drunk. She starts going on like how
much I bullied her in school. She comes out of
nowhere with this, and and yes I did when we

(22:53):
were in high school. And and I I know that
wasn't I know that was not the right thing to do.
And I hate myself for doing it, and like I
have apologized to her. I'm trying to be better. But listen,
She didn't want to hear it. She just kept beyond
at me, saying I was bullying her. She's going to
do everything to make sure that I don't marry you.
This is what was happening.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Okay, did you make out with anybody?

Speaker 8 (23:16):
No?

Speaker 16 (23:17):
No, that.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Believe this already.

Speaker 18 (23:24):
I was just texted her and I said, what is
going on? Chris is denying?

Speaker 16 (23:28):
Give what can you? What is going on? She just
tess to be back, saying that.

Speaker 18 (23:32):
He doesn't deserve you, and I have to do everything
in my power to make sure that he didn't bury him.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
She said that, so she did make it up.

Speaker 13 (23:43):
Nothing happened. I know, I no, no, no, I know,
I know, I know, I know. It's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
Look, I know I was your sister in the past,
and and I know like your family, they they have
not been totally.

Speaker 13 (23:56):
On board, and this is probably one of the reasons why.

Speaker 9 (23:59):
But I don't want I don't want all this to
get in the way of us getting married.

Speaker 13 (24:03):
I mean, you you helped me meet who I am.
Now I can't I can't go back now.

Speaker 16 (24:08):
I just I can't believe she would do this two
weeks before we get married.

Speaker 14 (24:11):
You know.

Speaker 16 (24:11):
I'm so sorry, baby, I love you. I just so stressful.

Speaker 9 (24:17):
That's why I just trying to look for help because I,
I means, like so stressed. There's so much to do
for the wedding, and I didn't want to make the
wrong decision. I know that your friends thought, like they
know you better, they know what you would want, and
I was just trying to get some help.

Speaker 13 (24:29):
I didn't nothing have. There was nothing there, you know
what I mean. I know, I get I get why
she was mad, but.

Speaker 18 (24:37):
I can't believe I haven't even spoken to Amy, so
I didn't even know like any of this was going on.

Speaker 16 (24:43):
I just can't believe her. I can't believe she would
do this.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
To be at least you know, Chris wasn't cheating. But
also now seems they gotta deal with your sister, you.

Speaker 13 (24:52):
Know, Yeah, we gotta talk about that, baby. How are
we gonna don't? I mean, I I don't know what
we're gonna do about that.

Speaker 16 (24:58):
Maybe I'm so sorry I should.

Speaker 13 (24:59):
Have no.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
I know, I know, I know, it's okay, it's okay.
We're gonna do this. We're gonna get it, We're gonna
get through this. We're gonna get through this together. Okay,
that's that's what matters it on.

Speaker 16 (25:11):
Thank you maybe so much. Know what my sister.

Speaker 19 (25:18):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheetah.

Speaker 22 (25:21):
I know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
the game of trivia.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I don't know what Victoria Victoria was like cracking up
over there anyway.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Washington State Gaming Expo is mark twenty eighth to the
thirtieth at the Washington State Fair and Vincenter in PU.
Allups so tickets to that call us right now if
you want to play eight eight eight three four three
one six one eight eight three four three one o
six one. You can also d ms at the Jubil
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com if you
think you have what it takes to beat Victoria in
the most epic game of trivia?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Ever, what were you laughing at?

Speaker 7 (26:09):
Brad was telling me I was number one with a
certain finger. But I'm ready my trashop. All right, all right, everyone.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Gather around today this street is getting made.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
You see this, see me? This is a comeback story
of the century.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Forget Michael Jordan's return to the NBA, Forget Rocky on
all those steps he climbed in that one scene that
I said.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
This is my underdog story.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
You know my You may think my record's bad, but please,
I'm pretty sure there's worse. But my win today will
be taught in school, is passed down to generations, and
you would be the one that tell your kids about
are the kids my bud the one who thought they
were gonna win but lost against me?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Much like Victoria, it's always got so much potential in
it just falls short.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Where's what do you mean? Why is so long?

Speaker 9 (26:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
The thing is they start off long, and I actually
take a lot out. But I kind of like a
lot more.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Edit more, edit more.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
I like Michael Jordan's turning the scene.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
That part was great. See if we're talking to totally
saw it, and then you should go You're gonna tell
you kids about me. I'm still gonna be so special.
And that's it. Like, you don't need to make five more.
You made the point. Now just close it.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
You know it needs to close long.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
And then you're reading it okay, and then you get
kind of lost and it's like, you know, you hit
a period and then it's like a really long pause
before the next thing. But then also you're sounding out words.
You know why you're doing it?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, yeah, don't get the opportunity to be scared. You know,
they need the opportunity to feel scared.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
I'm being honest, I've forgot they were supposed to be scared.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Whether you sit in that silence afterwards.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
You know, sit in the silence. I don't like the silence.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Yeah, I should be like and today is the day
you will tell your kids about.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Please, And then they'll just be like, yeah, see you're
still expecting more that that's it.

Speaker 13 (27:55):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Oh, I don't like that. That's like a run on sentence.
It's not gonna stop.

Speaker 14 (27:58):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Now what you you do is a run on This
is this is well, we'll figure it out. We'll figure
we'll get it figured out. But if you want to play.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Victoria call us eyed eight three four three six one.
You vers Victoria is right after this.

Speaker 23 (28:12):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for tickets to the Washington State Gaming Expo
March twenty eighth to the thirtieth at the Washington State
Fair and a Vin Center in PW Wallup, and let's
be today's contestant for You vers Victoria.

Speaker 11 (28:51):
Lee.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
What's up? Lee?

Speaker 10 (28:54):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
How you doing great? How are you doing?

Speaker 16 (28:57):
I'm doing good, you Lee.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
I'm about to pop a tick tack and get ready
for this game, because, let me tell you, I'm ready
to play.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
You're gonna say that, well, you're about to say something
else I heard and I was like, what are you
gonna do? All right, We're gonna send Victoria.

Speaker 18 (29:21):
I'm gonna make you go downs.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
Oh hey man, that was a great movie. Come on,
not Jack and Rose.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
All right, Victoria is gonna go outside and popper tic
TACs and here we go thirty seconds and there's many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed and Victoria has to beat you outright to win? Okay, alright, alright,
she's outside. Door is closed, and Lee, your time starts.

Speaker 13 (29:55):
Now.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
What's the capital city city of Canada? Storia in struck?
What kind of animal is Donkey's love interest.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
In the Little Mermaid? What is Ursula's human form name?
What's the only continent with no native snakes?

Speaker 11 (30:17):
Antarcticas?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
What distance from the sun where a planet is habitable?
What is called what?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay, I guess that it won't bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while Victoria is coming back and putting
on her headphones and stuff, Lee, what's the weirdest.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Skill that you have? I? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 14 (30:42):
Say that again.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Your phone's breaking up? But what's that.

Speaker 10 (30:46):
I said?

Speaker 11 (30:46):
I think?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, you did it again.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I want to try that one more time.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Heard Tweezers that first?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Oh it's amazing song work that whole time for the questions.
Are you there?

Speaker 14 (30:59):
Lee?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, okay, let's try one more time.

Speaker 13 (31:05):
I said, well, I think all weird.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Let's try again, just for fun more time. Now this
is getting fun. Let's see if I can hear you
every single time you try to tell us your phone
breaks up? But here we hear you on everything else.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Didn't hear me? Now, yeah, let's try one more time.
I said, I think all my skills are weird. Okay,
worth it? That was not.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
He He's just a little scared.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Guys, Victoria thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when Jesse passed and you have
to be Lee outright to win?

Speaker 10 (31:38):
Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (31:39):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Lee, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 13 (31:43):
Ready.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
No, what's the capital city of Canada? Ontario in shrack?
What kind of aeronos diamond?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
That's wrong?

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Wait, Donky what winne the pooh? I didn't hear that
full question?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
And a little mermaid? What is Ursula's human form?

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Oh? I don't know this one, Ellie.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
What's the only continent with no native snakes?

Speaker 7 (32:08):
Was America? That's not true?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
What is the distance from the sun where a planet
is happened where a planet is happenable called this question.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
Oh my god, Nina that you didn't even give me
the question.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Asked it wrong the first time too, because I did
a whole anchorman on it. But now I'm trying to
do it again and I couldn't get it right. I'll
ask it.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
The distance from the Sun where a planet is habitable
is called what there it is?

Speaker 18 (32:31):
Yeah, I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Actually, well, let's see how you guys did and sent
it over to our scoreboard.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
With our scoreboard perduce.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Brad Lee got too correct and Victoria got zero correctly.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Congratulations, he did it.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, you won, and you got tickets to the Washington
State Gaming Expo at the Washington State Fair and Events
Center in p Wild. Congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 18 (32:55):
Sorry, Victoria, I told you.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It wasn't faster. That took hours. Yeah, this only took minutes.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, all right, let's get I know that's when he said.
When he said that, I was like, but they didn't
take a long long time. Yeah, you know, Victoria likes
to take her time. Okay, let's get the answers.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
With the capital city of Canada is Ottawa. Shreks. The donkeys.
Love interest in Shrek is a dragon named dragon. Oh.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Vanessa is Ursula's human form name in The Little Mermaid.
Antarctica is the only continent with no native snakes, and
the distance from the Sun where a planet is habitable
is called the Goldilocks Zone.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Okay, I don't know who named that, but interesting, it's
also called.

Speaker 20 (33:39):
Space space, so you correct those scientists very stupid names.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Yeah, I think we need to get on this.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
We play you verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, just
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot com. It was three minutes and we'll give
you everything you need to know for the day with
Nina's what's trending. Oh and no, forget them performing this
Saturday and Evert at the Historic Everett Theater. So come
out to the show and get tickets. Just go to
the Jubilshow dot com and click on stand up Comedy
and we'll see your beautiful faces.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Then let's go make the Historic Everrett Theater historic.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, this weekend history at the Historic Evert Theater.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yo. That's so deep.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Uh oh, that's scary.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
All right not signed for Nina's was trending. I'm about
to tell you the story about a Tesla they got
tricked into crashing into a wall.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
Tricked.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yes, there's a popular YouTuber named Mark Roper who thought
this would be a good idea because he was inspired
by Looney Tunes.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
So you know on Looney Tunes.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
That they put up those like fake walls and you
try to get the road runner to crash. Yeah, okay,
so that's what he did to a Tesla because apparently
the technology inside of a Tesla only uses the cameras
to see what's in front of them. So he put
up a sheet and made it look like the road
was still continuing to.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
See if the tesla.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
My god, because he thought it was the road or
stop because they could sense that something was there.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
What's going? Whoa going?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
It crashed well, I mean it was a sheet, so
it didn't get a car but went.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Right through it. Wow, age, old question. Is that a
bugger feature?

Speaker 13 (35:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Wiley coyote? You very happy that works. That's what the
headline is.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Tesla's self driving feature got tricked by a Wiley coyote.

Speaker 11 (35:20):
Is amazing.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
It is.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Now I want to do it I don't want people
to wreck their teslas, but you just want to see it.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
It's a sheet.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
It can't like hurt the car, right, well, I mean
wall yeah, don't auto driving.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
So there's a new trend called revenge quitting.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
And this is not just like quitting to quit because
you know whatever, you're quitting with the intention of disrupting
the business because you're so annoyed.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
And this is something that gen Z is doing. They
have found a way to.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I feel like that's been going on for ages though.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Yes, yeah, but huge project on your plate and you're like, bute, bye,
good luck.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
It sounds like there's so much that's happening that it's
disrupting like the like a lot of businesses, because there is.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah, it's on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's trending where people are posting their like their whole
revenge quit, why they did it, how they're doing it,
and so now more people want to do it.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
Keeping companies accountable.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
No you're not.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
We had a list if you go to the Jewel
Show podcast of all the things gen Z wants at work,
and they're all incredibly unreasonable and reasonable. So all this
rage quitting is also known or this what is it?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Revenge?

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Quitting is also known as laziness with clout on the internet.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
We're not lazy, Brad, No, because you put in so
much thought to figure out how to create chaos in
the workplace before you quit.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Yeah, instead of just doing the job. Well, what the
job is not treating as well?

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Grow up every time I hear more about gen Z.
I'm not in gen Z, but I must be. No,
You're gen Z adjacent for sure. I am just like
all the stuff that they do.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I'm like I do that.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Unlimited time off. Yeah, quin and mess up the whole company. Yes, absolutely,
My job is preventing. I've been into the what gen
Z's into since I was born.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
No, so apparently I was born too late. Things from
Jubils coming up with these Jubils.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
As a leader, gen Z is the embodiment of Jewbels
and Trusia Fox.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah, I always wanted to lead a revolution. Who knew me?
And gen Z man?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
All your children the Shakehavara gen Z. And if you're
in gen Z and don't know who that is, don't
worry about it. You don't have to look it up.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Fine, Yeah, just get the t shirt. Yeah, nobody else
he's wearing the T shirt knows what it is.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Lastly, Apple's getting ready to release their first foldable iPhone,
but it will cost you, of course.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
It was two thousand and three hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (37:57):
The thing is, another company already released a.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Foldable phone four years ago, and it didn't really take off,
did it.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah it does, Yeah, people use it. It's good. They
fixed that.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
They when they first fold they had like so many
folds before it just would break.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
But they've fixed it now. But yeah, this is Apple.
This is typical Apple.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Let another company invent some great technology and then just
take it later and give it to all the US
iPhone do guys.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
The first foldable phone was the flip phone nobody's created.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Talking about the screen folds Nina screen.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Yeah, so like these actual screens and then saying cool technology.
The screen folds and when it opens, it does, there's
no phone hold on it.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
One time. It was pretty nute. It's awesome. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
Yeah, it's like a big screen out.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
It just got cooler because it got put in clean
white packaging.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Wait, that's more than their glasses, isn't it. I don't
know those thirty five. Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Send it over to Victoria for we'll break down to
tell her. How do you feel about it? That's dumb.
You should have your own shows. That's dumb with Victoria.
I can see that podcast. Somebody says the story, she goes,
that's dumb. So today on That's Dumb podcast, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
We're gonna talk about taxes. They're dumb. Okay, next thing,
I haven't done mine yet.

Speaker 19 (39:25):
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Speaker 1 (39:32):
Lily is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him see
if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her on another date. But first, Lily, how long
has it been since you heard from Lucas?

Speaker 8 (39:45):
So it's been two weeks exactly.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Okay, have you reached out to him?

Speaker 8 (39:50):
No? I do feel like the guy she reached out.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
Okay, why do you want to get hold of him? Like,
if it's been two weeks?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Like, was the date just like that? Good?

Speaker 10 (40:00):
Well?

Speaker 8 (40:00):
I would say it was Okay, Like it wasn't that great,
but I thought I did everything right, and he made
it a point to tell me that he really wanted
to see me again. So I'm just kind of wondering
why he hasn't reached out.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
Well, tell us to tell us about the day, Lily,
what happened?

Speaker 8 (40:15):
Yeah, well, I haven't been on a date in a while.
I'm kind of like a homebody. So my friends were
saying that they needed to get me out. They met
this cool guy at a neighborhood bar named Lucas. So
I met up with him for a sougria and asked
a cut bar and it was fun. But you know,
he talked about himself a lot, and I don't think

(40:36):
I did anything wrong because I didn't have time to
say anything inappropriate because he was talking about him the
whole time.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Kind of and you want to see him again.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Well, I think that sometimes when people start talking about
themselves incessantly, it's almost a defense mechanism, right, Like you
get kind of right. Yeah, So we had two different
options that he was nervous or he's extremely arrogant. I'm
not sure what was your take on that, Lily.

Speaker 17 (40:59):
No, maybe maybe he was nervous, and maybe I didn't
react to him, like maybe I should have been like
ooh and ah about his whatever he.

Speaker 8 (41:06):
Was saying a little bit more. I could have been
more engaging.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
So you think that would be the that's the problem.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
I don't know. I mean I really would like to know.
That's kind of why I'm calling in.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Well, tell us a little bit more about the date,
like was there any awkward moments or anything like that.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
Well, he wanted to split the bill, which I'm always
kind of like, I don't know how I feel about that.
I feel like the guy should usually pay. But it
was kind of a casual thing, so I was like, okay.
But I also think that when guys want split the bill,
it's kind of like, oh, do you not want to
see me again? So that was one sign, but I didn't.

Speaker 17 (41:46):
Read too much into it. I mean, we had, you know,
pretty good conversations.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
M h. It was like a fixed out of.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Him date, six out of him and you still want
to call him back.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
Yeah, I guess my ego will a little bit hurt. Maybe,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
So this is about the principle, not the day. It's like, Okay,
you're the buddy, that had the nerve to goes to me,
and you want to.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
Know why, Yeah, exactly, that's why.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
How did your date end?

Speaker 8 (42:14):
Hut? And he didn't try to go in for like
an awkward chist, which I think is very respectful on
a first date. And again he said that he really
wanted to see me again, which I was, you know, flattered,
And then he walks me to my car.

Speaker 10 (42:28):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
And you said that you haven't reached out to him
because you think that he should reach out, right.

Speaker 8 (42:33):
Yeah, And he also said that he was going to
reach out, he wanted to see you.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Had he reached out, Lily, would you have gone on
that second date?

Speaker 8 (42:41):
Yeah? I always wanted to give people a second because
you know, people get nervous. I was a little nervous.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
They do say you should go on a date with
somebody three times before you make a decision about how
you feel about them.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Science and my mother both say those I agree. I'm
just saying that's what i've heard.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, Well, we'll play a song, come back, and then
call him and see if he tell us why he's
ghosting you, and maybe get you another date. Okay, thank you,
if you even want one. Maybe they just be able
to find out why we're getting ghosted. All right, well,
play us on come back, get your first Date follow.

Speaker 19 (43:15):
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Speaker 1 (43:23):
Right in the middle of your first Date follow Up
if you're just joining us, Lily is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas that
she is okay with. I was normally I say that
really likes but Lily doesn't really really really like Lucas.
She just wanted to date with him. She's getting ghosted
for two weeks now, So we're about to call him,
see if I tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date if she wants one. But Lily,

(43:45):
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation?

Speaker 8 (43:48):
Yeah? Sure, So I met up with this guy Lucas
for like a cute date, and he talked about himself
a lot, but at the end he said he really
wanted to see me again and he was going to
reach out. And it's been two weeks.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Okay, you're ready for us to call him?

Speaker 10 (44:03):
Yeah, here we go, hello him.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I aspeak to Lucas please. Yeah, Hey, Lucas, how are you?
My name is Jewbel and I'm calling from a radio show.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
It's called the Jubil Show.

Speaker 7 (44:22):
Hi, Lucas, I'm mean also on the show, Hi, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Victoria THI Gus's Have you heard the show before? No, Well,
let me tell you a little bit about it. It's
a radio show. And then also we just a segment
on it called the First eight follow Up where if
you go out on a date with somebody and ghost them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got
an email about you from somebody you want to know who? Sure, Okay,

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her name is Lily.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Do you remember Lily?

Speaker 11 (44:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, of course thoughts on Lily?

Speaker 8 (44:57):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (44:59):
She thinks I'm GHO sing her, m h are you?
I don't know. I don't. I don't call girls after
a date. I wait for them to call me.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Can I ask why?

Speaker 11 (45:08):
Yeah? Because I don't like to play games.

Speaker 24 (45:10):
I like, I don't want a girl plays games, So like,
I don't want to like how many days you're supposed
to wait and not?

Speaker 11 (45:15):
This is just a stupid game.

Speaker 24 (45:16):
I don't need that, So I want somebody who wants
to hang out with me. So, I mean, if anybody's
getting ghosted, it's me here.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Right, huh.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Okay, did did you like your date with her?

Speaker 10 (45:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (45:28):
It's fine. She didn't seem like that. You know, I'm like,
I'm an open book, ask me questions. You know, she
didn't to like have much to say.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Okay, did it seem like she wasn't into you?

Speaker 14 (45:37):
Really?

Speaker 24 (45:38):
I mean it was fine. It was you know, it
wasn't It wasn't like a big spark, but it was fine.
Like I would go with her again.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Okay, that's what I was going to ask if you
called me if she did?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Okay, interesting, Okay, cool, Well, Lucas, Lily is actually on
the phone listing and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
Hi. Oh oh hey Hi, lookad, Well this is awkward.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah it look Lucas, she didn't more than call you.

Speaker 14 (46:05):
We all do too.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Hey.

Speaker 24 (46:08):
Okay, well, I mean this this feels like the game
to end all games. Man, I don't I don't think
this is for me. We're doing a radio show after
one date.

Speaker 11 (46:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (46:19):
I'm not a game player at all. I was just
really curious why you didn't text me after you said
you really wanted to see me again and you were
going to reach out.

Speaker 11 (46:29):
You didn't text me either. I mean, it feels like
it goes both ways.

Speaker 8 (46:32):
Well, Lucas, actually you're the one that's playing games because
you're waiting to see if I'm going to text you.

Speaker 24 (46:38):
I mean you could just have texted. This feels like
you're doing games right back. I feel like this is
these are your games.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
To get clarity and communication.

Speaker 11 (46:47):
Look, I don't know what you want, Like, you didn't text,
You didn't say anything.

Speaker 24 (46:50):
So seems like you know want. I want to be
with someone who really wants to talk to me.

Speaker 11 (46:53):
That's enough. That's what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Don't you see it kind of as a game because
you didn't text either.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
You know what I'm saying, Like.

Speaker 11 (46:59):
What it feels like now you're trying to do mine games.
I'm just not interested in this.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Yeah, no, I'm not trying. You're playing games, jubil. Yeah. Now,
I think we're all playing games.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
But if you want someone to like you, shouldn't you
also like them show them interest as well.

Speaker 11 (47:14):
I mean, I'm.

Speaker 24 (47:14):
Interested in everybody, so I'm looking for people who are
interested in me.

Speaker 8 (47:18):
Oh okay, well, how am I supposed to know that
you're interested if you don't text or call me?

Speaker 11 (47:24):
Am I supposed to know you're interested if you don't
text her?

Speaker 14 (47:27):
Call me? Wow?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Hey, would you guys I like to go on a
second date? We'll pay for it?

Speaker 8 (47:35):
Yeah, actually I would?

Speaker 14 (47:37):
Oh what you would?

Speaker 8 (47:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (47:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
No, Lucas, you want to go on a date too?

Speaker 17 (47:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (47:45):
Sure that sounds good. You're gonna pay for them.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah. So, now do we both feel confident that the
other person is interested in the other person? Or do
we need to text again after this call to say
I'm interested, I want to see you. You can go
on the counter three you can text each other at
the same time.

Speaker 11 (48:00):
Yeah. I mean it sounds like she's interested. That's what
I was looking for. So I think he solved it all.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Right, And now Lily you know that he was interested too.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
I'm glad to find it out.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Okay, Well, enjoy your date and you guys have a
lot to talk about.

Speaker 14 (48:16):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Yeah, good luck on that.

Speaker 11 (48:19):
We should appreciate this out now. Then, I guess you
want to text me only.

Speaker 8 (48:23):
You know what? Sure, but you have to text me
back after.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Isn't that what you do Okay, well deal, we got
a deal. Another date? Really, congratulations guys.

Speaker 19 (48:37):
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Speaker 25 (48:43):
Text and drive anymore one of the greatest freedoms we've
ever experienced.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Remember that just got started. You're like, oh, man, text
and drive.

Speaker 14 (48:50):
You're like, no, you can't. You're like that that just
got started.

Speaker 25 (48:54):
I didn't even get a chance to see if I
was any good at it.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
The reality is most of us are good at it.

Speaker 13 (49:02):
We're not idiots.

Speaker 11 (49:03):
It's like two letters, eyes on the road.

Speaker 13 (49:05):
Letters on the road, Letters here.

Speaker 11 (49:10):
You gotta have some patience.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I'm not typing a paragraph. I'm not an author.

Speaker 25 (49:17):
I'll tell you one thing you are still allowed to do.
Though little freedom a lot people don't cash in on.
You are still allowed to write a handwritten letter to
a friend and drive. Everybody who claps loves freedom, good
for you, cod pulls you over.

Speaker 11 (49:33):
You just text and know.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I wasn't okay.

Speaker 25 (49:36):
I was writing a handwritten letter in calligraphy.

Speaker 11 (49:41):
It's you, a friend of mine.

Speaker 25 (49:42):
It's a chain letter, and if I don't write it,
they're gonna kill my family.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Texting and driving is hard, especially if you're not using acronyms,
and Google just released the most searched acronyms of the
year so far. Also, they release what people commonly mistake
them for, and the things that people mistake them for
are hilarious. So let's go over the most searched abbreviations
of the year so far. See if you can tell
what these acronyms are, if you already know them, or

(50:10):
if you would have to search it.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
FAFO f a fo.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
I, fear about calling, fear of failing. I just realized it.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (50:22):
It's ever on and find out.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Which I.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I didn't even know that that one existed, but I
like it. Yeah, that's a good one. They also included
some of the things that people mistake these abbreviations for
too s m H was the number two most googled
abbreviation for the year so far, shaking my head, right,
shaking my head. But some of the most common mistakes

(50:48):
for sorry, mom, Hi, Hi, so much home work, or
send me hennessy, I don't.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Send me. Another.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
One of the top abbreviations that people are searching for
to find out the meaning of is P m O,
short for pisses me off.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Oh, I was like paid time off. No, that's not.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
A common mistake on that one is put me out,
which I don't know what does that mean. I don't
know why people people are mistaking PMO.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Put me on something? Oh like you put me onto something?
Like you told me something?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Put me out? I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I don't know why that would be the most common
No for that kind.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Of funny, Like if it's so funny you put me out?
Is that real?

Speaker 5 (51:45):
You can put somebody out, You can put them like like, oh,
like now I'm inconvenience.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
That's the term put me out. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Google released the top acronyms that people have searched for
this year so far to find out what they mean.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
O TP oh, why you know one? You're pairing?

Speaker 7 (52:01):
I like, I've heard it on a lot. TikTok.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
What is one true pairing?

Speaker 4 (52:03):
It's like when you say your TA favorite TV couple,
like one true pairing, Like they're I don't know, it's
a romantic couple that you're rooting for.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
So it's we don't ship them anymore. We otp them. No,
we used to ship them. We still ship them.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
We still ship them.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
OTP is like just a random weird thought over the phone.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
You want to talk later OTP. Yeah, right, it's one pairing.
It's a romantic couple that you're rooting for.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
I feel like my mother right now. Another.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
One of the top acronyms that people are searching for
this year tb H. To be honest, I feel like
people shouldn't be searching now on anymore. We're off for
so long. Yeah, but apparently the top mistake for that
is totally biased. Honestly, you don't want that tracks.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Actually, that's fine. We can change it to that.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
More people need to be telling other people they're biased.
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Google released the top acronyms that people have been searching
for this year to figure out what they mean. N
f S guys, what that means?

Speaker 20 (53:01):
N FS not safe, no, no freaking n s F
never s n f S new friends what. I guess
we don't need the S.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
So if you want to say no new friends in NFS.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I guess I don't know. I've never heard that one.
I would have to definitely have to google that. Google
release the top acronyms that people are searching for so
far this year, w y l L have one.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Yes, what you're looking like.

Speaker 6 (53:35):
That's not what I thought it.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Was going to.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Google Trends just released the most searched abbreviations for the
year so far, and also some of the things that
they're commonly mistaken for. We'll go over a few of
weird things that people think these mean.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
POV. You guys know what that means. That's the old one.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I'm surprised people are still having to google what that is.
But apparently some of the top mistakes for that one.
Some people think POV means pizza over vegetables, Like, how
much are you using? That's just like a pizza bowl.
What's your POV? I like, Yeah, pizza over vegetables. I
like cheese, pizza vegetable. So random POV. Another thing that

(54:19):
people mistake POV for is probably ordering vodka.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Makes sense.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Another top one they have is panic or vanish.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Sorry, that's victoria.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Over Google's list of the most common searched acronyms this
year so far and some of the top things people
mistake them for. D w You guys know what that
one stands for? Don't worry, Don't worry. Apparently some of
the top ones that people mistake it for are didn't win.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
But the number two is dumb and waiting. I'm just
dumb waiting.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
With the line at Costco.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Here's perhaps the most American mistake for an acronym that
you can have.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I s O.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Do you guys know what that acronym means? That's one
of the most searched acronyms so far.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
This year, isn't it in search of it?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
But some people have been panicking because they think it
means ice cream shortage?

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Man, you never know. It's a big deal here.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
The blue bell cannot be on shortage?

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Why are we that? It doesn't make sense? So ice
cream shortage? It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 17 (55:53):
I know.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Shortage doesn't make sense. Okay, all right. People are just
worried that there's not gonna be enough I stream some day.
That's fair, fair jewbles, dirty little secret? Hello, Hey, hey,
what's up? You have a little secret? Yes I do.

Speaker 12 (56:12):
So I'm actually at work right now, but this happened
when I was at work. Okay, So I work as
a barista, so I make coffee. I work at a
coffee shop, and well have recently gotten into wearing like
press on nails. I was making caramel because we make all.

Speaker 11 (56:32):
Of our own syrups here, and.

Speaker 16 (56:36):
When you make caramel, you pour the milk.

Speaker 12 (56:38):
In and it like makes up bunch of steam and
the steam kind of explodes it gets really hot. Anyways,
the steam.

Speaker 16 (56:46):
Came up, it got really hot.

Speaker 12 (56:47):
It burn my hand a little bit, so I like
pulled my hand back real quick. And then maybe five
minutes later, I realized one of my press on nails
was missing.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
No I know what was gone.

Speaker 12 (57:02):
I could not find it, and so I searched the caramel.

Speaker 11 (57:06):
I couldn't find.

Speaker 12 (57:07):
It in the caramel, but okay, I strained it. I
don't think it was in there.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
I must like.

Speaker 12 (57:14):
Completely disintegrated in the heat.

Speaker 16 (57:16):
But I don't think it gets that hot.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Well, that's what I was gonna say to it. Where
else would I have gone, because it's a press on
that you just got those.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Good mountain and we're all eating plastic anywhere. Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 12 (57:28):
Well I hope not. But there was a big batch
of cold crew that we were making, and so there's
also a chance that it might have like.

Speaker 16 (57:38):
Fallen into the grounds.

Speaker 12 (57:40):
For like the ice coffee, and I wasn't able to
search through that, but I checked the whole floor.

Speaker 13 (57:45):
I could not.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
I drink the cold brew.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Somebody found it. Somebody definitely found it. Fine though, I
always just assume I'm eating or drinking a body part
if I get anything from a restaurant. Ever, yeah, yeah,
well works in restaurants. I know this stuff that goes on.
So yeah, thank you for telling us your little secret.

Speaker 11 (58:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
I have a good one. How was up this? The
jubil shows dirty little secret? You have one?

Speaker 17 (58:11):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (58:11):
Thank do?

Speaker 26 (58:12):
Okay, So every Sunday my husband gets junk, right and
whenever he's like so so wasted. I got his wallet.
And then the next day he's like, hey, we like
what happened, you know, did I do anything? And I'm
like no, but he didn't even notice that I had
already taken like one hundred dollars for his wallet, and

(58:32):
he's just actually nothing, And I'm like, hmm, I don't
think he never noticed. So ever since I've been doing that.
So he gets drunk every Sunday. Then I just go
into the wallet, take one hundred dollars, two hundred hey,
and then the next day I'm like, hey, shopping, Okay.
He doesn't know this, so I'm like, all right, so
I'm moving here and I know my daughter.

Speaker 16 (58:53):
I was like, you happy to keep it a secret?

Speaker 26 (58:55):
We could not tell her. She's like, oh no, don't worry.

Speaker 16 (58:56):
She's like, but can you speak another hundred dollars?

Speaker 11 (58:58):
So you candy for me?

Speaker 26 (58:59):
And I'm like, good for.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Me, little pick pocket. Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. I have a good day.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
What's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's What's trending?
Don't forget this Saturday, I'm performing at the Historic Theater.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
You can get tickets for that.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
If you go to the jubilshow dot com and click
on stand up Comedy. But now it's time for Nina's
was trending.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
How's your bracket looking blank? Pretty good? Real good.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
You haven' until Thursday to get your brackets filled out.
But it is that time of year again, March madness.
And now we actually know the impact that it has
on our economy. Really, after seeing that headline originally, I
was like, it must be boosting it.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Right.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
People are at bars, they're ordering food and drinks, and
they're going out merch. I don't know, but apparently it
makes us lose billions of dollars. Really, yes, sports betting
and media have said that it's because about twenty million
dollars actually billion because of lost work productivity. People hang out, sick,

(01:00:04):
people that are distracted while on the Oh yeah, people.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Will literally be watching the tournament all day at work
on their phone or on their computer and keeping it minimized.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
When the boss comes around.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Forty percent of these people that were surveyed said that
they've called in sick just to watch a game.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Really, the guys at our sports station last year they
had me fill out a bracket while I was on
air with them, just to see how they would do,
and they text me this year they're like, hey, you
want to fill out of their bracket And I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Like, yeah, I do.

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
I did so good last year. They're like, no, it's
just funny.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
I feel like the people that do the best, though,
are the ones that are just like I like that name, ooh,
I like colors because that's what I did one time
years ago and I won the jackpot.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Wait, congrats, that's a nailing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
I know. That was like when Vanderbilt was good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
I don't remember what's going on now, but back then
it was anyway, So why not fill it out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
You got nothing to lose except for billions of dollars
for the country.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Oh so Drake is getting trolled now by his record label. Really,
we just got to keep following the story because it
just keeps getting weirder.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
So he owned his record label or like he was
a part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Well, he has his own like branch, but he's it's
owned by Universal, So Universal Music he's been suing because
he says that they were negligent for promoting Kendrick's song
so Hard because it talks so bad about him. But
the record label has since said, Okay, you started this good,
you feel bad about it, so you're just trying to

(01:01:24):
like salvage any bit of pride that you have, and
we're trying and they're trying to get it completely thrown out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Yeah, you started it, Drake. Kendrick didn't just come at
you out of nowhere, you know what I mean. Like,
that's the thing that bugs me about Drake complaining about it,
is like you're the one that stepped up and said
something first, and then Kendrick just finished it big time.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
I didn't even know that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah, dang, And then the record labels like and you're
suing your own record label.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
It's funny because what the original one was. It was
Drake and Jake Cole was on the song, and Jake
Cole dissed Kendrick, and then Kendrick got upset about it. Obviously,
well you know what, you know the rest of the story.
But Drake stuck by what he said and j Cole
apologized immediately and was like, no, that's not what I meant. Like, well,
j Cole was smart. He's like, I'm not messing with Kindred.

Speaker 10 (01:02:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
And this will be a lesson in history for the
rest of time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
And lastly, there is a mariner who has decided a
mariner as in like a marine person. An entrepreneur that
works in marines has decided to find a way to
create synthetic hair extensions by using seaweed. So the seaweed
based extension aims to solve the problem by using natural
ingredients that are safe for humans, better for the environments.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Forgot, I've been doing that for years. On the beach,
we didn't put on my head and I come out
of the water.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Be a mermaid, beautiful mermaids, and when you take it off,
you've got the little crash beautiful. Yeah, look everybody, it's
a Mermand. And then I jump in the water and
then I come out with seaweed.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
On my head.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Well, he does say that it's providing a stylish and
function option for people who use hair extensions see wee.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
But sounds like it's these copping jeubles, right, yeah, exactly obviously.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Yeah, well now you can just go ahead and make
some cash off that because you were first.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
But those was training guys.

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