March 2, 2022 • 53 mins
Alex Fresh kicks off the week with Daily Vibration, Hilario is designing engagement rings in this Jubal Phone Prank, Snapchat is really suspicious in this War of the Roses, there’s landlord revenge in this Dirty Little Secret, English Evan shares some HUGE news with The Jubal Show, Taylor got her hand stuck in this First Date Follow Up and The Jubal Show has a bone to pick with Lebron!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewil Show on demand, Ladies and gentstic, is the
moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here. Get
your butt at the front door. We are super villains
ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do it
(00:22):
in style. It's time for the best readygo you've heard
in a while, The Jews Show. How is your day
gonna go today? What's it gonna be like? Is it
gonna be one of those days where you show up
to work and you get the job done, knows to
the grindstone, I'm gonna be here for twenty five years,
I love it. Or is it gonna be one of
those days where you go, you know what, screw you,
(00:45):
screw you, screw you, screw you. You're cool. I'm out.
What kind of day are you're gonna have? You'll find
out right now with Alex's daily vibration. Yeah, what the hell? Oven?
I was about to do the vironment You just break
that news on us? My bad. I'm sorry. Yeah, English
haven't told us today that he's leaving the show. That's
for real official, That's why I did. They answer that way.
We'll talk more about the specifics of that in a
little while, but obviously the vibe is a little different today. Yeah.
(01:08):
Normally this is where I do the vibe for everybody,
but today I'm gonna do a one card terror draw
just for you, Evan. Thank you. See where your future holds.
I mean it's also for you listening to. But I'm
just gonna tell him that he's special today and let
him think that it's just for him. Get ready for
the death card. So Alex is shuffling the cards for
English Evan to give him his future because he told
us yesterday that he's leaving the show. Like I said,
we'll have more information on that. He's not leaving like today,
(01:29):
Today's not your last day. He'll be around for a
little while. Well maybe we'll pull the death card. Who knows?
So is gonna pull a card for me? Start breaking out?
Drive home. She's shuffling and well it's the magician. Uh
why are you laughing? Is that a good thing or
a bad thing? That's good? It is, yeah, and it's
towards you. Does that mean that you're going to leave
(01:50):
this show and go be a magician at kids parties
or hell yeah, be a magician in Vegas. We can
come visit you love it? I think this is actually
such a great card forever to get because he does
not believe in magic, right, and nobody will ever be
able to see the magic that they have at their
fingertips to run their life unless they believe. Evan doesn't believe. Unfortunately,
(02:11):
I'm sad to say, oh, yeah, but if you only
knew the powers that you had. Yeah. Well, the addition,
you know that's been a struggle in my whole life
is that I struggled to believe in really anything. I
don't understand how you can not believe at this point
when you've seen so many crazy things happen just from
me doing tarot in front of you. I mean, I
will say the one thing that almost made me believe
was when you won the lottery that one time. Exactly
(02:31):
how do I won the lottery and you still don't
believe in magic? Well because it's gambling, and I guess
you know people win it gambling. I've wanted blackjack. It's
not the same as gambling. You saw the process I did.
It was that night that I went out and got
a lot of ticket and I won. There were a
legit the same exact number that we talked about in
the day, So I went and got ticket with those
same exact numbers and they were in that order. And
you still don't believe. Well, I still need more proof though.
(02:53):
What about the Empress tarot card where I predicted it
coming out as I've flipped it over, that blew your
mind again? Will prove? What about the listener that I
predicted having a baby early? People have babies all the time,
not early. So what you're saying is until you start
believing in yourself and in your gifts, English seven, you're
quitting and leaving the show. And we'll talk more about
(03:13):
it later, but this is legit. English even told us
this yesterday. Until you start actually fully believing in yourself,
your next job is not going to be as a
child's party magician. Until you do that, then you're not
gonna get that dream job, because we all know that's
what you are. Because I was going to book you
for my birthday party. Thanks you want to call for me?
That was pretty cool, Slight, I'm gonna draw one more
card for you. Do you even know when you're gonna
(03:34):
officially be off the show? I don't know the official date. Okay,
you're bad at quitting. We're gonna come in here and
he's just not gonna be. Yeah, I know, I might
ghost use what's gonna be? Okay, So until we come
in and you're not there? Yeah, all right, okay, I'm
about to draw your second card. Oh wow, it's the
Queen of Cups. This is a good sign for you, Evan,
because the Queen of Cups rolls emotions and relationships, which
(03:54):
means that going forward, you're going to have positive, loving,
healthy relationships, whether that be at work, at your new
job wherever that is, or with your girlfriend right or
lovely future, a new girlfriend what are you saying? Or
maybe a third girlfriend? Oh my gosh, player first girlfriend
and you're quitting you're busy? Um, But yeah, no, I
(04:17):
mean I really just hope the best for you. And
you are a magician. Everybody is a magician. As long
as you believe it, you can achieve it. Do you
remember what the Queen of Cups means? Does that mean
I'm going to be a drag queen? I hope? What? Wow,
he's staying right here. That's not even time for the
I N N. But English even just announced that he's
leaving the show. That's one hundred percent legit and apparently
he's going to be a drag queen. I just what's
(04:38):
your drag name? Going to be English? Honestly, that's perfect
see the English even or Godzilla's got back, We'll definitely
go with English. Yeah. Remember, be like the Magician in
the future, because I'm not going to see you probably
ever again vanishing. Be like the Magician. Don't forget that
you're magical and that you have powers, because I won't
(04:59):
be around you when you more for you to hear
it ever again. Like I'll never ever see you again
ever in my entire life, because like I said, You're
probably never gonna say no I know again ever ever
again again ever. I get in all right. Remember I
close out the Daily Vibration with the daily affirmation Soul.
I forgive myself for all the times I misunderstood how
(05:22):
valuable I really am. And that was your daily vibration.
Have a great day. I remember. You can follow the
show on social media. At the Jewel Show, you can
follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm
at that Dream the radio, and I'm at Christian Grace.
Now the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone
brameay mornings, that's twenties. This is Aaron. Hi, Aaron, this
(05:46):
is Colby Jones calling from Corporate h R. I M.
I don't think I've had the pleasure of making your
acquaintance yet, but I need to talk to you about something.
You have a moment um? Yeah, sure, sure, What's well?
An issue has come up that I needed to call
you about. Unfortunately I'm not at your building. We're in
(06:08):
a different building otherwise, I just ask you to come
to my office. But UM, anyway, an issue has come
up and it's very serious. So I just needed to
get some more information from your perspective and your point
of view on what's going on. Okay, all right, so, um,
what's what's the problem that sounds serious? Well, we it's
(06:32):
gonna be a difficult conversation because we have seen what
you've been doing. Um, I've what are you talking about?
I'm talking about the water. I don't understand what water.
How's your water taste today? My water tastes fine. I
(06:54):
bet it does, I bet it does. What are you
and I'm implying that you've been using the water dispenser
on the second floor and what floor do you work on?
I'm on the third exactly do you want to explain?
I'm sorry, I don't see how this is a problem. Okay,
(07:16):
maybe if you hear it one more time, you'll realize
what's going on and why I have to be on
the phone with you right now, and why your job
is at risk. You're using the water dispenser on the
second floor and you work on the third floor. Yes,
(07:36):
that's correct. Sorry, you're saying that my job is at
steak because I take twenty seconds to walk down one
flight of stairs. I don't know water from the second floor.
That is the VP water dispenser. I'm sure you knew
that you're smoking, right, VIP water dispenser. Does it sound
(07:58):
like I'm joking, because no, I'm not. Yes, that is
the VIP water dispenser. It is a dispenser that is
reserved for those people on the second floor and those
people on the second floor who have achieved the status
of VIP. And apparently that's not you one. You don't
even work on the floor. You work on the third floor,
and I don't think you have a VIP card in
your wallet. Do you look. I don't know what you're
(08:19):
talking about. I've never heard of a VIP card. That's
probably because you're not a VIP Why exactly are you
telling me all this? Am I fired? Is that what
you're getting at? I will get to that in just
a second. Okay, But obviously you really enjoy the water
on the second floor more than the third floor for
some reason. Well yeah, I mean it's colder, it tastes better.
(08:42):
And that's true because it's the VP water dispenser in
the building. Oh god, look, if it was so secret,
why are you telling me about it? Well, I'm telling
you because obviously you really enjoy the water on the
second floor. Also, you are a good employee and I
would hate to have to terminate you. So I would
like to invite you to join the VIP club and
(09:05):
you can use whatever water dispenser you like then, and
also whatever bathroom you like. What, Well, just let me
know and I can deduct the fourteen hundred dollars from
your paycheck. What it's fourteen wants to be a VP? Yep,
that's in't No, Look, this's gotta be a joke. Yes, yea, yep.
(09:26):
Is this Walter? No, this is not Walter. This is
actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your coworker ten or set you up. Oh
my god, I'm gonna get her. It says you use
the water cooler on the second floor for some reason
and wanted me to tell you that it was for
VPS only. I believe I thought this was real. Oh
(09:47):
my god. The Jewel Show on demand. It's time floor
of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Technology has
done a lot for our society. It has made it
possible for people to buy groceries without ever leaving the
comfort of their couch. Fantastic. It's also made it possible
for us to laugh at funny videos of people falling down. Yeah.
(10:08):
It's also made it possible for us to laugh at
funny videos of old white people rapping. I think that's
all the internet has done for us. That's it. That's
that's all technology has done. Right. Another thing it has
done is it's made it very possible for people to
cheat on their partner. Yeah, while watching funny videos of
all people rapping. Anyway, today, Hallie is on the phone
(10:29):
and because of technology, she thinks that her boyfriend of
about five is it about five years Hallie? Not quite?
Not quite five years? Yeah, Okay, her boyfriend of five
years might be cheating. So you think that he's being
shady with his technology, that's why. Yeah, right, he's been
(10:49):
just acting really different for I mean, I would say
the last like at least like three four months and so, like,
I mean, we lived together, and so he's being shady
with his technology as far as like his phone. Yeah,
well it's it's everything. It's like I'll come into the
room and he'll have his laptop open and all of
a sudden he'll shut it and put it down and like,
(11:11):
all of a sudden, like start a conversation like it's
distractor through his own laptop or like he you know, again,
we lived together, be normal for him to lave his
phone around, but now it's like if he leaves him
to go to the bathroom, he grabs the phone, put
it in his pocket. Take with him. Well, you said
he's shutting his laptop when you come in the room.
Is he doing anything else with his hands, because that
could be a legit reason. I mean no, Like it'll
(11:32):
literally be like you know, he'll be sitting in there
like watching TV and kind of have it open them whatever,
and I'll come in to sit with him and he'll
like shut It sounds like he's looking at something he
doesn't want you to see. Yeah, yeah, something, And I
don't really know what that might be. But it's it's
the fact that it's not just the laptop. It's like
I said, it's a phone too. It's like he'll you know,
he used to leave it just sitting out, like face
(11:53):
up on the table for sitting together because he went
out whatever. And now it's like it's always in his pocket,
Like I never really see his phone. Have you asked
him about it? Um? He just kind of makes me
excuses and I was like, oh, no, it's just like
I don't I don't really know what you're talking about.
I don't think I've been doing anything differently. I always
just carrying my phone everywhere, you know, I'm attached to
my phone. And I was like, not, have you noticed
(12:16):
how he's setting it? Is he doing the face down thing? Yeah? Okay,
that's always face down. Yeah, that's a big sign. Anytime
anybody sets their phone face down around me. I look
at him sideways no matter what, even at a business
meetings the boardroom table. What are you hiding? Yeah, because
if he doesn't have anything to hide. He wouldn't care
(12:36):
if it was face up. Now everyone will someone sets
their phone down like that, but if it's always face down,
it means they don't want you to see something on
their phone. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's definitely weird and new.
And then also he he's never been like a social
media person, and lately he downloaded Snapchat, and anytime I
do happen to get a glimpse of what he's doing
on the phone, he's like always on Snapchat. O. Snapchat
(13:00):
a really weird one too, because like the message is
delete after you immediately send them, so that you can't
really be cold if you can only see like who
you've been snapping, But it still doesn't say maybe say
the name. Yeah, very shady, all right, So that does
all sound weird. Have you thought of how we could
set him up to catch him that would seem legit?
So he's familiar with the concept of the show, so
(13:21):
I'm thinking like kind of something personal to him that
he wouldn't expect, Like he um, he plays poker at
actually like a pretty high level and he goes to
Vegas and stuff. Okay, I was thinking, Um, maybe if
you could have like a Vegas resort that he would
go to call him and say that they have because
he has you know, he's like a member and you
(13:42):
know whatever, Like maybe they're reaching out to him about
with some special offer or something. Is where does he
stay the most? He almost always stays at the Um
like he loves that place, and I know he's signed
up for like whatever the rewards thing is called there. Okay,
that's a good idea, because Vegas hotels will bug you. Yeah,
they do, especially I mean you said he spends a
(14:02):
lot of money. So all right, Well, what we'll do
is we'll play a song google whatever their rewards program is,
come back, pretend to be from the and call him
with a free stay for him and someone special and
also sending flowers and see whose name he gives us.
That's a good idea. There's no way a gambler will
reject that. No, not at all. Does that sound like
it would work? Yeah, I think that that would be good. Okay,
(14:25):
I don't think he's suspect anything. Cool. All right, we'll
play a song come back and do that and see
if we can catch him cheating in your War of
the roses. To catch a cheater next Gratzi Grazzi. Thank you.
That is Italian. Yeah, yes it is, because we're about
to pretend to be from the hotel resort in Las
Vegas and their rewards program we just found out is
the Grazzi program. And the reason that I'm saying that
(14:49):
is because Hallie is on the phone. She thinks that
her boyfriend of almost five years, James, might be seeing
somebody else, because all of a sudden, he's become very
shady with this technology and even is now on Snapchat
when he doesn't like social media. Yeah, so she's pretty
sure something's going on. And you said that he plays
poker at a high level. Yeah, like he goes and
(15:09):
does all the tournaments. He goes to Vegas like two
or three times a year to do this kind of stuff,
all right, and he stays And you said a good
way to catch him would be if we pretended to
be from there and whatever their program is for people
who stay there a lot. I'll do this fun of
him right now and see if we can find out
if he's cheating. I'm so there. Hello, Hi, my name
(15:37):
is Chortle. I was calling from the Hotel resorting casino
in Las Vegas. I was looking for James. Yeah, this
is him. Hi James, Hi, how are you doing. Hey,
thank you for being a member of our program and
for also staying at our hotel when you come to town.
(15:57):
We always appreciate it. Oh yeah, absolutely. You guys call
me with special offers all the time. Is that what
this is? There? Like a special thing going on? H yeah,
calling with an offer. But it's not the normal kind
of thing that we do where we just let you
know about discounted rooms. We actually just wanted to give
you a free gift. Oh there's no, you don't have
to spend any money here, nothing. We just wanted to
(16:19):
reach out and say thank you and offer you a
free stay for a weekend and send flowers to the
person that you might want to take with you, or
any anybody really, just like any anybody would want to
send flowers to. Just kind of a that sounds fantastic.
Holy yeah, Well all I need from you we have
your information, obviously. Were you interested in sending it's a
(16:40):
romantic bookay flowers, so somebody we're interested in sending that
to anybody? Yeah? Actually I am. What I'll need for
that is pretty simple. I just need a name, something
you want to might want to write on a card?
If you want to write a card and then I'll
get the address and stuff later. So who would you
like to send those roses to? Her name is Monica?
(17:01):
M O N I c A okay? Cool Monica? And
did you want to do a card or no? Absolutely
go ahead whenever you're ready. What would you like to
say in the card? Uh? Looking forward to an amazing
we can get away love it. It'd be cooler if
you're taking your girlfriend though? Uh? Would you say? I
(17:26):
said it'd be cooler if you're taking your girlfriend with
you to Vegas? Do you think? Yeah? I think? Um? Wait,
who is this? Do you want to tell him? Where?
Should I? Hallie? Oh? I'll tell him, Hi James, but
(17:46):
a name? Hey James, that's that voice sound of America
because it sounds to me like it's your girlfriend Hallie.
I don't know her very well. I just talked to
her a second ago. But that sounds like Hallie's voice,
doesn't it not Monica's. Um well, um, James, what's going on? Yeah?
I felt like you're going to ask that. I don't
know why, but I want to. I'll explain. This is
(18:06):
the Jewel Show, my name is Jewel, I'm Alex, I'm Evan,
And on the phone is your girlfriend Hallie. I think
you already know her. But it's a radio show where
if somebody thinks that they're significant other's cheating on them,
they can ask us to try to catch them. And
it sounds like we've got another one in the back.
Yes we do. Can you, like please just tell me
what's going on? It's first, it's not what you think.
(18:30):
Monica is just a really good at a really rough time. Okay,
So so you're gonna take a really good friend for
a romantic trip to Vegas. She has some really bad
family trouble right now, she's not on her right head,
and I just wanted to get her away from it
for a weekend. Okay, So why is it the first
(18:50):
I'm hearing of Monica? If she's a friend, she's a
friend from a long time ago. She lives very far away.
I don't talk to her that much except through the
phone to your friend, And you couldn't like tell me, like,
(19:11):
isn't that you've been snapchatting? That was about? I mean,
there's really no reason that you should be taking another
female to Vegas. And if there was another female you
wanted to take to Vegas besides your girlfriend, then you
should have broken up with your girlfriend first. Yeah, like
you we really so long? James? Like? Is this why
(19:31):
you both supposed like we have been talking about getting
agains for the last like two years, days ago? A
good time? Second time? Is it not a good time
because you have another girl? Friend? I don't have another girlfriend.
I've already explained this. Why would I risk the four
and a half year relationship we already have? That makes
no sense. This is a great question overreacting. I've overreacted. Yeah,
how is she overreacting when you're taking another girl to Vegas?
(19:55):
How is she overreacting? What if she went to Vegas
and took a dude that trip? You can't do that.
So you think it's okay that she can go to
Vegas and take a guy. Do you guys have like
that agreement? Or does she know that she's an adult
she can do whatever, but she's in a relationship. What
(20:15):
do you what? What is't that what you said in
the card? Exactly? Yeah, didn't you say romantic weekend? Yeah? Totally.
So he's he's a liar and a cheater, James, You're
a liar and a cheer, just festimized romantic. I said,
a great getaway, Oh, a great getaway Yeah, in a
Vegas hotel room. Okay, okay, you know what, I am
(20:38):
gonna start packing my stuff and I'm gonna stay with
Pop the Courtney for a little bit and figure out
somewhere else to live, because like, I'm done, I'm done,
Like this is okay? Whoa? So was it worth it?
Is it worth it? We can talk about this. It's not. Yeah,
that's that's look what you've done, James. Was Monica worth it?
(21:04):
Clearly not at this point. Whatever I'm doing, all right, Well,
can we just hang up on James because yes, like
he's not it's not admitting and he's a cheater and
a liar. Yeah. So bye bye James. Yeah yeah, we'll
see you later, James. Good luck with your life with everything. Um,
hopefully I don't come on him, by the way, just
on him right now, hopefully. Uh he's a better game
(21:26):
than that. Sucks. Hollie, are you still there? Yeah? I'm sorry, Hallie.
Yeah yeah, that's a real bummer. I feel stupid. I
was the first guy friend with the five Hallie. You
know what we're gonna send you to Vegas for a
weekend with one of your girlfriends on us. Really, yeah,
(21:50):
you deserve to go to Vegas and users are to
have fun and single. Yeah, and all expense is spaid.
So when you're ready to go to Vegas, just hit
me up. You guys are amazing. It wouldn't be the
will it? No, definitely not. The Jewels Show on demand
(22:10):
Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
the Jewel Show. Hey, Hey, how are y'all doing very good?
How are you? I'm doing good? Good, living in my
(22:32):
living in my car, But I'm doing good. Oh really?
Oh could be worse. You could not have a car
to live in. Yeah, situation could be worse, but it
could be a lot better too, That's true. I mean,
I guess any situation could always be a lot better.
If you're a billionaire, you want two billion you know
what I mean all the time. So, uh, we're not
gonna ask your name because that would be against the
(22:53):
rules of the Dirty Little Secret. But you have a
dirty Little secret? Um, yeah I do, and it's actually
gotten a little bit bigger than the one I I
message did. Fake All right, So what we'll just lay
it out there. What's your dirty little secret? Excited? So
to a little backstory real quick. My landlord is a
crazy lady. I live in my landlord's house, okay, with her,
(23:16):
So I read the basement out. That's a dicey. I
used to live in the back of a dude's house. Actually,
when I first moved out, when I was seventeen, I
moved into this old lady's house. She was my landlord.
It was her and another old dude, and they didn't
like me very much. I partied a lot at seventeen,
and then I lived with another guy too, and that's
always hard when they live with you, you know, which
is a quick yeah, exactly. But so everything was fine
(23:41):
until she went on vacation to go somewhere. I guess
it was like some church retreat. And she came back
and I put a locking key on our bedroom door
so people couldn't come into our bedroom whenever they wanted, right,
that's fair enough, yeah, for sure. And she literally flipped
on me, and she started telling me I started damaging
the house, and it got to the point to where
(24:04):
she was standing outside my bedroom door, speaking in tongues,
trying to exercise. She is possessed and I have it
all on video. It always humulated when she hit me
with her vehicle. She hit you with it, Yeah, like
actually trying to run over. Yeah, she backed out of
(24:26):
her driveway and she physically hit me with her car.
Wait she did it? Oh gosh. Yeah, she was charged
with a salt and battery. Holy smokes. Wow. Yeh. At
least you're living in a place with the same landlord now, right,
Well I'm not. I'm not really the same person, but
you know I'm better than that. Yeah. I guess nobody's
(24:46):
really saying right exactly. But my DL asked dirty little
secret um. Before I moved out, she started blaming me
for things and was breaking my property. Yeah. So I
was putting nails behind her tire in her driveway. Ye, nail,
(25:08):
a new nail every day. Her tires flin flat. Maybe
maybe that's why she hit you with the car. She
had a flat tire and couldna say too bad it
didn't make them all flat before you had a chance.
It was after she hit me with the car. You
were still living with her after she hit you with
a car. Yeah, because I was trying to press charges
against her and I wanted to make sure I could
(25:30):
be there when she got erected this sums. I've always
hated roommates, and I've lived with landlords before, and my
roommates always, you know, didn't like that. I wasn't very
good at doing the dishes, and that was awkward sometimes,
you know, because I know they'd be pissed at me.
But I have never lived with someone that hit me
with a car and I was pressing charges. That's awkward
when you guys see each other in the common space. Yeah,
(25:51):
a little bit. Um. The best part about it is
the like, a couple of days before I moved out,
I took and her bottle of chopic candle orange morning
before she goes to work. Did you hang around so
she drank it? Freaking yea? This is like the most
amazing thing. Did she drink it? Oh yes, she drank it? Yeah?
(26:12):
Oh yeah, did you did you actually see her drink it? Oh? Yes?
Oh what did she do? She drank it? Again? She
acted like us. Well, that's amazing. It must have mixed
in with sunny D. Either that or your pe tastes
like sunny D. You should bottle that stuff and sell
it and get yourself a mansion. Thank you. I might
(26:37):
do that keep us updated on your dirty little secret
whatever your name is. Oh, I definitely will thank you.
Thanks Bro. The Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome to the
i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't
just in the news. They report the news. For Wednesday,
March twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and this show
you're listening to right now, this one is changing the world.
(26:59):
More on how that's happening in just a second, But
first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and Lebron
James has always been one of my favorites, but he
did something this week that made me go h. And
I'm Elishevan and I will set so once and for
all who the actual goat of all time is. More
on that coming up in my story. I'm Christian Grace
Snow and parents out there, You're thirteen year old does
not know better than you do. Okay, hey ma, More
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on those stories in just a second before your first
Star of the day and the i ND the Idiot
News Network perner, they report the news. I said, this
show is changing the world and it is a fact.
We put a petition up on Change dot org that
said no more Mondays off, we take Fridays off instead.
We said, hey, whenever you have a holiday on a Monday,
the week is always terrible and you're off. We should
only take Fridays off. And we're at fifty seven signatures.
(27:45):
This justin good live local late breaking news right here
on the i NN. We are up to fifty seven
signatures on our Friday Day offs only petition on change
dot orger of democracy feels good, right, it does. I'm
going to run for presidents soon, and I hope those
fifty seven votes will also go to me. This is
(28:06):
the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots
aren't just in the news. For next story to day,
let's send it on over to Alex Fresh, who's gearing
up for her political campaign. Is my running mate. And
also on location where I'm at the Los Angeles Lakers
Grupt Arena. That's where I'm at. Lebron James, like I said,
has always been one of my favorites, huge fan, right.
He did something to a fan this week that I
(28:29):
thought was like, really weird. They were playing the Pelicans.
There was a fan heckling, and he looks at him
and he goes. Shut your way up, he said, and
he's just swearing at people in the crowd. I'm like, dude,
ignore them. It would actually be better if you didn't
respond to them. I feel like, based on what Alex
is saying right now, I'm having flashbacks to meetings with
management about my social media. Why do you stoop to
(28:50):
that level? Why do you have to say something back?
Why you're basically what you're saying about him is what
they said to me too. Well. I agree with them
as well. This is the nowhere. Gradiots aren't just in
the news the next story the day. Let's send it
on over to English. Even who's still English? Still English?
And I still have and with a goat because the
deputy was investing in domestic assault in Virginia, and at
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the point where the deputy explained to the suspect that
he was under arrest, the suspect went through a fence
and across a field, and then he was joined by
a goat who did the greatest thing of all time
and flushed him out of the forest, at which led
to his arrest. The goat chased him out. The goat
chase him out for scared of a great goat that's
scared of a goat? Yeah, worst criminal of all time?
Wouldn't you just like one two jab the goat in
(29:32):
the head? Yeah? Or like kick it? Have you guys
ever shot a goat in the butt with the beebe gun?
I have not the idiot in his network Where idiots
aren't just in the news. For next story of the day,
let's send it on over the Christian Grace Snow who's
on location at a piercing pagoda in the California wall
somewhere whatever that means. Yeah, it's a kiosk. It's an
(29:56):
old school kiosko. I don't even know if they have
him anymore, but yes, I am coming to you from California,
where Fara Abraham has been defending her daughter after letting
her get her septum pierced at the age of thirteen
years old. Yes, Farah's defending her decision to permit Sophia
her daughter. Fara Abraham is the teen mom who's a
train wreck, and she's been in the news lately for
punching a security guard and now letting her daughter get
(30:16):
up and she let her get a septum piercing, which,
for those of you who do not know that is
the wall of cartilage between your nostrils, and they let
her put a pen right. This is what Faras said.
I think her generation of thirteen is much different than
my generation of thirteen. I would rather it be done
by professional, sanitized and clean than my team going sneaking
off and doing it herself. Right, though I wasn't for
it overall, she said, I do not have an issue
(30:37):
with her new linger. She wants to get more piercings
in the future. More power to her, so still or not?
If I'm not allowing my daughter at thirteen to get
a septim piercing, let alone a facial piercing, why am
I so young? Not my kid, not my problem. I'm
just saying, if I see a septum and my daughter's nose,
I'm yanking it out the hard way. I remember when
my mum found out I had a tattoo on my
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side and she flipped, do you think about your entire
arms sleeve that you had to get removed and then
done again three times? Well that's when she blocks me
on email. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't contact anyway. More
power to the fair Abraham being sixteen and Pregnant was
the show she's on. Is having to make a statement
about how teenagers get pokes. Now, okay, okay, that's you're
(31:21):
about to lose your job, lady. And that means that
the i n N is done for the day. But
don't worry, it'll be back tomorrow. Lose yo job. You're
about to lose yo job. You're about to lose job.
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And that was the i n N, The Idiot News
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the i n N. Remember you can follow the show
on social media. At the Jewel Show, all of us individually,
imagible fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Evan on
the radio, and I'm at Christian Grace. Now the Jewil Show,
and it's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
(32:12):
Hi is this Tie? Hi? Tie? This is Alexis. I'm
calling from Jewelers. How are you doing? I'm good. How's
it going? How's how's the ring coming along? Um, it's
coming along great. I just wanted to let you know
that Alyssa you've been working with and designing your ring. Unfortunately,
she had a family emergency and she's gonna have to
be taking some time off. But we have a really
(32:34):
great artist that is going to be filling in for
her for projects as she's working. I'm not going to
be I'm not sure, but let me transfer you to
the artist. His name is A Laudio and he's from
Europe and he is amazing. Like you. Hear about all
those designers for fashion and everything like he is it
for jewelers like you are in the best hands, I'm
(32:54):
telling you right now, like you actually will probably like
him a lot more than Lyssa. So give me one moment,
give me one moment, I'll transfer you over. Okay, okay,
all right, goodbye, Salario speaking to you. Is this tie
tie hie, Yes, tie hi Salario, I'm taking over the
(33:18):
ring you're making All love. Love is love, that's true. Yes,
we've been in the loves before. I have been in
love before, and that's where I draw from when I
create the rings for the engagement times, for people's times
of engagements. Yes, Helario, Yes, I mean did you get
the plans that we come up with already? Though? The
(33:40):
plans you speak of, Alario, the plans you speak of,
you come up with a Lissaah, yeah, we had the
rose petals on the side. I spit on the I
spit on a list of plans two times, yesterday, look
nine months on this, nine months now up, and now
(34:00):
you're gonna spit two wookies on it, two lukies, And
I probably do two more later today once I look
at them again. Ellario is very disappointed in the plans. Yes, yes, okay, yes, yes, okay.
Can we just try to focus okay, yes, yes, let's
focus on the good times and not the bad times. Yes, so,
I see you want the princess cut? What princess cut?
(34:26):
Are you saying princess cut like the diamond? Yes, Ellario
asking you that's what we had discussed. Yes, the princess cut. Yes,
the most you got standard? Could everybody didn't tell princess
printing around in the castle? Oh, everybody in the castle.
Let's guess what tie? Everybody not the princess. I look
(34:47):
on the instagram of her fianc and I see you
want princess cart diamond and I said, she's no princess, Ilario,
Oh my god, she is no princess. She is more
than a princess. Yes, okay, she's more than a prince,
more than a princess. Okay, Ilario, Ilario, think this respect
to call her princess. Cat. You are designing the love
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ring for the love of your life. Who is no princess.
She is more than a princess. That's why Elario create
wonderful ring for you. Ellario will go to a field.
I will pluck from a tree a pair in then
I will take Ellario. I will take the pair and
they will deep it in concrete and she will wear it.
(35:34):
Your fiance soon to be fiance that you ask to
be fiance with a ring of love. Love is no princess.
She's more than princess. She's bear, she's pear shaped. You
know you're this is really weird. I don't know what
you're talking about. I'm just stop. Okay, I'm sorry that
we're even talking right now. So what I want you
to transfer back to the to the girls talking to
(35:55):
you before. Okay, I want my money back. I don't
want to talk to you anymore. Ellario cannot transfer and
he because he's doing a prank phone call. Once again,
Ilario create great phone prank art. Prank phone calling you. Wait, okay, wait,
what did you just say? I said, this is I
said this is a prank phone call, because this is
actually Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank
(36:16):
on you. Oh my god, Yeah, you're your best man
at jeff I guess set you up for a prank
phone call. He said that you've been working on designing
this ring and wanted me to mess with you. Oh
my god. Elario marriage though Ilario the Jewil Show on
(36:36):
Demand First day follow up. Taylor is on the phone
today for a first date follow up and Taylor went
on a date with the dude named Joel and now
Joel it's gone. It's no longer with us. Oh oh,
that sounded way too way too dramatic. He's ghosted her
and she hasn't heard from him and she doesn't know why.
(36:58):
So we're gonna see if we can figure it out.
Or Taylor, how are you? I'm okay? How are you? Guys?
Pretty good? Um? So you said you went out with
the dud name Joel and he's not calling you back.
How long has it been since your date? It has
been like a month. I mean I've texted him, I've
called him. I mean I even slid into his DMS
like nothing, like he hasn't cut him back with me.
(37:21):
That's a long time, very long time. I know. The
date was so cute, like it was so good, like
you pick me up. But we were to this like
bar arcade plays. It was so like barcade. Yeah. How
did you guys just go to that place or was
that it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we had dinner, we played
(37:45):
some games. I mean it was really cool. How did
the actual date go? Like it was really like really well,
like we were both very interested in like dolphins and
marine life, which is like so cool a lot, like
everything went well. Okay, so you guys talked about dolphins
and that's really kind of what you bonded over, right,
(38:07):
And everything was great, um until I got my hand stuck.
Then everything just went wrong from there. Yes, I got
my hand stuck and what well, Um, so what are
like playing one of those machines where you have to
use the cloth thing you know to get the stuff
the animals? Yeah, I mean I won, and my hand
(38:30):
that stuck in the hole where the stuffed animals fall,
like like I was trying to reach right, Yeah, I
tried to reach up in there one time. To get
one to see if you could reach up and grab
it and steal it out. The difference there, jubile, she
won one, you were trying to still one. That's true. Yeah.
Also she's yeah, she's an adult and I was. I
was a kid. So anyway, they have to call it
like emergency services or something. Yeah, Like I don't even
(38:53):
know like how I got it sucked, but like the
staff at the arcade had to like help me get
my hand out, Like it was fifteen minutes, Like people
were like gathered around. It was so super embarrassing. Did
it ruin the date? Though? Like was he able to
laugh at what was happening? Well, after my hand was
(39:16):
removed from the machine, like my wrists like super sore,
like gave me like some ice, and so he offered
a walk me into my car because the ice started
melting and leaking all over the arcade. So it kind
of ended our date. Oh but I mean he was
like laughing at me like the whole time, and I
(39:36):
mean it's like funny, you know, like not laughing at me,
but you know, just thinking it was funny, and it
was like no big deal. He was trying trying to
lighten the move and make it not like a huge deal,
be embarrassed, trying to make it not as horrible. Yeah,
he wasn't shaming you, right, like he was trying to
help me, because I was so mortified. It was embarrassed that.
(39:57):
I mean, I would have thought it was funny if
it wasn't me, you know what I'm saying. But he
gave me a hob and he said he talks to
me later, and so that's how it ended. And nothing,
all right, And I'm assuming you'd like the guy a
lot since it's been such a long time, and you
haven't you heard from him? And then yeah, I really
(40:18):
I think we connected. So I just don't get it.
And he hasn't responded at all, not one time through
a text or anything. No, And I just don't know
what happened. You almost lost your arm for this man
and he can't even respond. Yeah, all right, Well we'll
see if we can help you out. Play a song,
come back and then call him and get your first
(40:38):
day follow up. Okay, okay, unless he went back to
that barcade and he's lost both of his arms and
that's why he can't answer the phone because he was
trying to we figured it out. That might be it too,
so well, no, because motivated, if you're motivated, and if
you'll learn to do with it. He could have told
Siri to call for him. Yeah, exactly, We got Sirian
nows too. Yeah, either die with your toes or you.
Sirie called the girl who got her arms stuff the machine.
(41:01):
All right, so we'll figure it out for you though
a play. So I'll come back and then call her
rutter this okay, okay. Taylor is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and Taylor almost lost
her arm on her first date with Joel, but now
Joel isn't calling her back. If you missed the first
part of today's first date follow up, Taylor met a
dude named Joel. They went out on a date to
an arcade bar type place, and she was playing the
(41:23):
claw game where they have the stuffed animals in it
and the claw goes down and then it goes on
top of the stuffed animal's head and you get super
excited because there's no way that it would let go.
And she reached up in she won an animal, but
then she would to go reach up in and grab
it because it didn't fall all the way down and
her arm got stuck and it was like a big
thing and they had to have the staff helper out
of it. But the dude that she went on a
(41:44):
date with seemed that like was like trying to lighten
the mood, and she said that she had a really
fun time still and that didn't ruin anything. But her
date did have to end right after that because her
arm was hurt. So now she's not getting a callback
from them. It's been over a month, and we're gonna
get him on the phone and see if we can
figure out what happened. Okay, Taylor, are you ready? Yeah?
I mean my hand arm is better now, so that's good. Good.
(42:06):
I think I'm ready. Here we go. I'm dialing this
phone of right now. Hello. Hi, May I speak to Joel?
Please speaking? Hey Joel, how are you? My name is Jebil,
my name is Alex, my name is Chef. Okay, Jewels
(42:33):
Show is a radio show. It's called the Jewel Show.
We're calling you because we do a segment on the
show called the First Date follow Up. That's where if
you go out on a date with someone and don't
call them back, they can email us to get you
on the phone and find out what happened. And one
of our listeners emailed us about you, Joel, I'm assuming
it's a girl named Taylor. Yes, it is. It is Taylor. Correct.
(42:53):
She wants to know why you're ghosting her. Oh my gosh.
This girl is a hot mess, well like mess, express
hot mess, so hot that she gets her hand locked
in a machine handing what. Yeah, she told us about
how she had this horrible experience of getting her arms
stuck in one of those machines, you know, like the
Claude machines where you go to get one of the
(43:15):
stuffed animals. Is that why you're not talking to her? Hilarious? No,
but no that's not That's not the reason I'm a
wedding her. She's just a mess. Like, first of all,
she showed up to the date like nearly an hour late,
hour late. Yeah, that's that's respectful. Yeah, I mean I
I stuck around, had a few drinks while I waited.
(43:35):
Unless she stormed in super late, saying she was late
because some La traffic. La traffic, yeah, LA traffic. Like
she just moved here from La so everything she talked
about was just La La this La Dad. I that's ridiculous.
So is it only because she was late? Why else
was she a hot mess? Well? Everything she would say say, oh,
(43:58):
back in LA, that's so Ala, we do this back
in LA, Like, what are you like Los Angeles ambassador?
It was really annoying influencer. Yeah, did she Yeah? Did
she just move her or something? Yeah, she just moved
from LA to So that's the only reason that you're
not like cooling her back or anything, because it's been
a month and she said she tried to contact you
pretty much everywhere sept LinkedIn like she tried everything else. Though,
(44:20):
why would you not just want to, like, you know,
tell her I'm not interested rather than having her keeping
let her know what's up? I mean I would if
she would even let me get a word and would now,
you know, talking comparing it to La La La that like,
so I still want to talk to her? All right, Well,
too bad you don't want to talk to her because
she had her people call your people, which is you.
(44:43):
That's pretty La. She's actually on the other line listening
and wants to talk to you. Wait, what she's on
the phone. Yes, what do you mean? I mean? She's
on the phone listening wants to talk to you. It
means you can't around anymore time. Yes, the whole time. Sorry,
Hi Joel High. Hey, I'm like so sorry that my
(45:08):
hand got stuck in the machine. I just because I'm
trying to calm the scene at all. I was. I'm
just so embarrassed about it, Like it it's not it's
not your hand getting stuggs all you talk about like
you're not even from there, and she's obsessed with it. Yeah,
I know, right, those people are so annoying, like me,
(45:29):
um okay, and that's the only reason you don't want
to go up with her though. I mean that you
can't get past that. I think it was super annoying
and coming to date an hour late? Are you kidding me?
The traffic, I mean it was horrible. It was just
like la, oh my god, it was that traffic. Yeah,
(45:49):
you got a plan for traffic. Yeah, you should know
that if you're from La La. I think everything's twenty
minutes and then they're late. I know that because I
I don't know if it's an lay thing, but that's
just rude. Lay. I guess I'll just ask the question.
I don't know this got off the rails but that's fine.
That's what we do sometimes. Hey, Joel, would you like
to go on another day with Taylor? Will pay for it? No?
(46:10):
Hard to you? Sure you didn't even give it a thought? Yeah,
so it is. What if she got her hand stuck again?
Would you go? Would you go on a second dight? Then? Uh? No?
Okay it seems so yeah, all right, Well I'm sorry
interested anyway? Yeah, you've got other options? Huh. Yeah, I
(46:31):
do have a lot of options. I have a lot
of guys asking me out. I just thought we had
a real connection, so I really wanted to explore this.
But I have a lot I have two days lined
up next week alone. Yeah you're busy, so that's good
you Taylor worry about it, then, Taylor, you're fine if
one of them doesn't work them out? Sin my wife
(46:51):
did Jewels show on demand? Jebils Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Yes? Hello, Hi,
you have a dirty Little Secret? Yeah I do. Um, Okay,
I'm fifty one and I'm dating a guy that's thirty two.
He'll be thirty three tomorrow. Yeah, it's an age gap relationship.
(47:18):
We've been together for three years, but his parents think
i'm forty one. Oh so that's quite a bit younger
than what you are. Why are they still lying? Yeah,
because his mom's only four years older than me. And
when we first started dating and she found out, she
was really pissed off, and so he told her that
(47:40):
we broke up and that he started dating somebody else
and it's still me. You should just stick with it.
You should stick with it. Yeah, I mean, you should
let it know your real age. I dated somebody one time,
and I was older and their dad was young when
they when they had him, like real young. This dude
must have been like thirteen or fourteen. Anyway, he was
(48:01):
about two years older than I was. And I thought
it was so awesome to go like over to pick
her up, and then this dude is there and I'm like, hey,
it's basically like my buddy, Like I was gonna say, hey, pal. Yeah,
it was so it was so weird. It was super
weird but also hilarious at the same time and awkward.
But I think most people don't like awkward as much
as I do. She knew it was him, definitely does
(48:29):
All right, Oh, thank you for telling us you did
a little secret. Thank you. Yeah, But the Jewel Show
on Demand everybody likes a good public meltdown, right, it's
a Jewil show. If you were listening just a second ago,
I said, do you want to hear the audio of
a man who was at the end of his rope
quitting his job? You're about too, and it's not what
you think. I'm not going to play a soundclip of
(48:49):
some guy in a diner screaming that he's quitting and
throwing his apron to the manager and walking out. That
would be amazing. No, this might shock you. That man
that's at the end of his rope about to quit
his job is none other than me. What what? Yeah,
we're gonna talk about English Ivan deciding to quit, but
I'm deciding to quit two today, so you can't first
that you can English haven't said he's quitting, so if
(49:10):
you quit, I'm quitting now. I'm not saying yeah, we're
all out to the show has done no English even
actually has some news that he'd like to share with
the listeners right now. Yeah, you want some music for
this or anything you want like it definitely has to
be sad in the arms of an angel, Yes, her face,
and I'm gonna ask for money at the end of
definitely have that donations. It's so hard to say goodbye
(49:33):
bye boys to me, and I mean the options are limitless. Yeah,
one hundred percent serious, it is. We're joking about the
music we could play because there are a lot of
breakup songs, but English Evan is breaking up with us. Wow,
I know, I am why Well, I really actually am
serious and I am leaving the show. I never really
grew up wanting to be a celebrity. And I use
that word cautiously because I know I'm D list or
(49:55):
maybe not even on the alphabet were in the radio
there is. It's like zalist that was z list, Yeah exactly.
But like I've just never really been that person and
mentally it's been a big struggle for me. And I've
only been doing this for like a couple of years,
and I almost sort of like fell into the profession.
It wasn't like I sought it out or anything. Yeah.
English Evan was here when we started the show because
he had worked in sales, right, Yeah, in sales, worked
(50:18):
in sales, and then they just liked him so it
gave him other jobs. That was pretty much. He ended
up on the air on another show, and then we
liked it when we talked to him, and then he
ended up on the air on this show. Yeah, I've
been given so many opportunities by people, and the main
thing for me is that I've just been wanting to
find some happiness. I never really like wanted to do
it that much growing up. It wasn't my dream or anything.
(50:39):
So it's made me uncomfortable for sure for a long time.
Some of the thank you I finally found the music
that took forever. I was looking for arms of an
Angel because I started crying this whole time I had
no music. English certainly forgot English Ovan has announced that
he's leaving the show and he's quitting because he did
never really want to do this and he kind of
fell into it and the show has gotten bigger to
(51:00):
point where English Evan is a huge celebrity getting stuff
for pictures all the time when his work and can
even can even chases them now been joking though that
has happened twice. So he is announcing though that he
is leaving the show. GOUM. Yeah, and like, the main
thing that I want from leaving the show is to
find some happiness, like and just find happiness in my
career and also my family. What is your dream job?
(51:22):
My dream job, I'd love to honestly just do a
lot of things, but work remotely like that? What does
that mean? Wants to work remote What would you want
to do though remotely? I want to be able to
travel and remotely to make money, you know, to pay
your bells? Yeah, to make well? You know, I need
to give a lot of thoughts. You're thirty years old, No,
(51:43):
I'm not twenty almost. I'm closed. But I have a
lot of skills if you want to know them. You
don't even you literally don't even know what a job
you would want to do is? Well? Yes, I mean
social media management would be cool? Or like anything within
social media? What? Yeah? What doesn't even makes sense? Social? Yeah?
I know, But I can work remotely. I have a
(52:04):
bunch of skills. You know. I could list them now,
but it would take too long. If you have a job,
we'll be here all day. Three name three skills? Hold
on okay? What are they ready? If you're looking to
hire someone who creativity boom okay, extremely proficient with music
productions software okay, and incredibly likable. Hold on skills? What
(52:35):
do you we set you up? With the whole like
music production, studios stuff and you'll never use it. You know,
I use my laptop. It has the same stuff you
didn't because you didn't produce anything. I did produce a
lot of snow. Not until you asked, until you were asked.
Oh whatever, I made this. Oh. I decided to leave
(52:55):
the show. And I know this sounds happy, but it's
actually sad. I've decided to leave the show. Wanted to
make a quick jingle because that's what I do. Here
are some things that I won't miss, Jubil every five minutes,
taking Uma sign on the way home from work, because
(53:15):
Jubile and Alexa drive Berzerk never really beat the brit
even though I win, being the only one who loves
joining the rook Johnson producer bradwind He says, what's up?
Because I know that means that I'm missed up. I've
decided to leave the show, and I know this sounds happy,
but it's actually sad. I've decided to leave the show.
(53:38):
Wanted to make a quick jingle because that's what I do.
I am leaving the show, like I said, skills text
in four or six one. How do you feel about
Evan leaving. I totally have a feeling. The Jubil Show
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The Jewil Show on demand, Ladies and gentstic, is the
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in style. It's time for the best readygo you've heard
in a while, The Jews Show. How is your day
gonna go today? What's it gonna be like? Is it
gonna be one of those days where you show up
to work and you get the job done, knows to
the grindstone, I'm gonna be here for twenty five years,
I love it. Or is it gonna be one of
those days where you go, you know what, screw you,
(00:45):
screw you, screw you, screw you. You're cool. I'm out.
What kind of day are you're gonna have? You'll find
out right now with Alex's daily vibration. Yeah, what the hell? Oven?
I was about to do the vironment You just break
that news on us? My bad. I'm sorry. Yeah, English
haven't told us today that he's leaving the show. That's
for real official, That's why I did. They answer that way.
We'll talk more about the specifics of that in a
little while, but obviously the vibe is a little different today. Yeah.
(01:08):
Normally this is where I do the vibe for everybody,
but today I'm gonna do a one card terror draw
just for you, Evan. Thank you. See where your future holds.
I mean it's also for you listening to. But I'm
just gonna tell him that he's special today and let
him think that it's just for him. Get ready for
the death card. So Alex is shuffling the cards for
English Evan to give him his future because he told
us yesterday that he's leaving the show. Like I said,
we'll have more information on that. He's not leaving like today,
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Today's not your last day. He'll be around for a
little while. Well maybe we'll pull the death card. Who knows?
So is gonna pull a card for me? Start breaking out?
Drive home. She's shuffling and well it's the magician. Uh
why are you laughing? Is that a good thing or
a bad thing? That's good? It is, yeah, and it's
towards you. Does that mean that you're going to leave
(01:50):
this show and go be a magician at kids parties
or hell yeah, be a magician in Vegas. We can
come visit you love it? I think this is actually
such a great card forever to get because he does
not believe in magic, right, and nobody will ever be
able to see the magic that they have at their
fingertips to run their life unless they believe. Evan doesn't believe. Unfortunately,
(02:11):
I'm sad to say, oh, yeah, but if you only
knew the powers that you had. Yeah. Well, the addition,
you know that's been a struggle in my whole life
is that I struggled to believe in really anything. I
don't understand how you can not believe at this point
when you've seen so many crazy things happen just from
me doing tarot in front of you. I mean, I
will say the one thing that almost made me believe
was when you won the lottery that one time. Exactly
(02:31):
how do I won the lottery and you still don't
believe in magic? Well because it's gambling, and I guess
you know people win it gambling. I've wanted blackjack. It's
not the same as gambling. You saw the process I did.
It was that night that I went out and got
a lot of ticket and I won. There were a
legit the same exact number that we talked about in
the day, So I went and got ticket with those
same exact numbers and they were in that order. And
you still don't believe. Well, I still need more proof though.
(02:53):
What about the Empress tarot card where I predicted it
coming out as I've flipped it over, that blew your
mind again? Will prove? What about the listener that I
predicted having a baby early? People have babies all the time,
not early. So what you're saying is until you start
believing in yourself and in your gifts, English seven, you're
quitting and leaving the show. And we'll talk more about
(03:13):
it later, but this is legit. English even told us
this yesterday. Until you start actually fully believing in yourself,
your next job is not going to be as a
child's party magician. Until you do that, then you're not
gonna get that dream job, because we all know that's
what you are. Because I was going to book you
for my birthday party. Thanks you want to call for me?
That was pretty cool, Slight, I'm gonna draw one more
card for you. Do you even know when you're gonna
(03:34):
officially be off the show? I don't know the official date. Okay,
you're bad at quitting. We're gonna come in here and
he's just not gonna be. Yeah, I know, I might
ghost use what's gonna be? Okay, So until we come
in and you're not there? Yeah, all right, okay, I'm
about to draw your second card. Oh wow, it's the
Queen of Cups. This is a good sign for you, Evan,
because the Queen of Cups rolls emotions and relationships, which
(03:54):
means that going forward, you're going to have positive, loving,
healthy relationships, whether that be at work, at your new
job wherever that is, or with your girlfriend right or
lovely future, a new girlfriend what are you saying? Or
maybe a third girlfriend? Oh my gosh, player first girlfriend
and you're quitting you're busy? Um, But yeah, no, I
(04:17):
mean I really just hope the best for you. And
you are a magician. Everybody is a magician. As long
as you believe it, you can achieve it. Do you
remember what the Queen of Cups means? Does that mean
I'm going to be a drag queen? I hope? What? Wow,
he's staying right here. That's not even time for the
I N N. But English even just announced that he's
leaving the show. That's one hundred percent legit and apparently
he's going to be a drag queen. I just what's
(04:38):
your drag name? Going to be English? Honestly, that's perfect
see the English even or Godzilla's got back, We'll definitely
go with English. Yeah. Remember, be like the Magician in
the future, because I'm not going to see you probably
ever again vanishing. Be like the Magician. Don't forget that
you're magical and that you have powers, because I won't
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be around you when you more for you to hear
it ever again. Like I'll never ever see you again
ever in my entire life, because like I said, You're
probably never gonna say no I know again ever ever
again again ever. I get in all right. Remember I
close out the Daily Vibration with the daily affirmation Soul.
I forgive myself for all the times I misunderstood how
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valuable I really am. And that was your daily vibration.
Have a great day. I remember. You can follow the
show on social media. At the Jewel Show, you can
follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm
at that Dream the radio, and I'm at Christian Grace.
Now the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone
brameay mornings, that's twenties. This is Aaron. Hi, Aaron, this
(05:46):
is Colby Jones calling from Corporate h R. I M.
I don't think I've had the pleasure of making your
acquaintance yet, but I need to talk to you about something.
You have a moment um? Yeah, sure, sure, What's well?
An issue has come up that I needed to call
you about. Unfortunately I'm not at your building. We're in
(06:08):
a different building otherwise, I just ask you to come
to my office. But UM, anyway, an issue has come
up and it's very serious. So I just needed to
get some more information from your perspective and your point
of view on what's going on. Okay, all right, so, um,
what's what's the problem that sounds serious? Well, we it's
(06:32):
gonna be a difficult conversation because we have seen what
you've been doing. Um, I've what are you talking about?
I'm talking about the water. I don't understand what water.
How's your water taste today? My water tastes fine. I
(06:54):
bet it does, I bet it does. What are you
and I'm implying that you've been using the water dispenser
on the second floor and what floor do you work on?
I'm on the third exactly do you want to explain?
I'm sorry, I don't see how this is a problem. Okay,
(07:16):
maybe if you hear it one more time, you'll realize
what's going on and why I have to be on
the phone with you right now, and why your job
is at risk. You're using the water dispenser on the
second floor and you work on the third floor. Yes,
(07:36):
that's correct. Sorry, you're saying that my job is at
steak because I take twenty seconds to walk down one
flight of stairs. I don't know water from the second floor.
That is the VP water dispenser. I'm sure you knew
that you're smoking, right, VIP water dispenser. Does it sound
(07:58):
like I'm joking, because no, I'm not. Yes, that is
the VIP water dispenser. It is a dispenser that is
reserved for those people on the second floor and those
people on the second floor who have achieved the status
of VIP. And apparently that's not you one. You don't
even work on the floor. You work on the third floor,
and I don't think you have a VIP card in
your wallet. Do you look. I don't know what you're
(08:19):
talking about. I've never heard of a VIP card. That's
probably because you're not a VIP Why exactly are you
telling me all this? Am I fired? Is that what
you're getting at? I will get to that in just
a second. Okay, But obviously you really enjoy the water
on the second floor more than the third floor for
some reason. Well yeah, I mean it's colder, it tastes better.
(08:42):
And that's true because it's the VP water dispenser in
the building. Oh god, look, if it was so secret,
why are you telling me about it? Well, I'm telling
you because obviously you really enjoy the water on the
second floor. Also, you are a good employee and I
would hate to have to terminate you. So I would
like to invite you to join the VIP club and
(09:05):
you can use whatever water dispenser you like then, and
also whatever bathroom you like. What, Well, just let me
know and I can deduct the fourteen hundred dollars from
your paycheck. What it's fourteen wants to be a VP? Yep,
that's in't No, Look, this's gotta be a joke. Yes, yea, yep.
(09:26):
Is this Walter? No, this is not Walter. This is
actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your coworker ten or set you up. Oh
my god, I'm gonna get her. It says you use
the water cooler on the second floor for some reason
and wanted me to tell you that it was for
VPS only. I believe I thought this was real. Oh
(09:47):
my god. The Jewel Show on demand. It's time floor
of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Technology has
done a lot for our society. It has made it
possible for people to buy groceries without ever leaving the
comfort of their couch. Fantastic. It's also made it possible
for us to laugh at funny videos of people falling down. Yeah.
(10:08):
It's also made it possible for us to laugh at
funny videos of old white people rapping. I think that's
all the internet has done for us. That's it. That's
that's all technology has done. Right. Another thing it has
done is it's made it very possible for people to
cheat on their partner. Yeah, while watching funny videos of
all people rapping. Anyway, today, Hallie is on the phone
(10:29):
and because of technology, she thinks that her boyfriend of
about five is it about five years Hallie? Not quite?
Not quite five years? Yeah, Okay, her boyfriend of five
years might be cheating. So you think that he's being
shady with his technology, that's why. Yeah, right, he's been
(10:49):
just acting really different for I mean, I would say
the last like at least like three four months and so, like,
I mean, we lived together, and so he's being shady
with his technology as far as like his phone. Yeah,
well it's it's everything. It's like I'll come into the
room and he'll have his laptop open and all of
a sudden he'll shut it and put it down and like,
(11:11):
all of a sudden, like start a conversation like it's
distractor through his own laptop or like he you know, again,
we lived together, be normal for him to lave his
phone around, but now it's like if he leaves him
to go to the bathroom, he grabs the phone, put
it in his pocket. Take with him. Well, you said
he's shutting his laptop when you come in the room.
Is he doing anything else with his hands, because that
could be a legit reason. I mean no, Like it'll
(11:32):
literally be like you know, he'll be sitting in there
like watching TV and kind of have it open them whatever,
and I'll come in to sit with him and he'll
like shut It sounds like he's looking at something he
doesn't want you to see. Yeah, yeah, something, And I
don't really know what that might be. But it's it's
the fact that it's not just the laptop. It's like
I said, it's a phone too. It's like he'll you know,
he used to leave it just sitting out, like face
(11:53):
up on the table for sitting together because he went
out whatever. And now it's like it's always in his pocket,
Like I never really see his phone. Have you asked
him about it? Um? He just kind of makes me
excuses and I was like, oh, no, it's just like
I don't I don't really know what you're talking about.
I don't think I've been doing anything differently. I always
just carrying my phone everywhere, you know, I'm attached to
my phone. And I was like, not, have you noticed
(12:16):
how he's setting it? Is he doing the face down thing? Yeah? Okay,
that's always face down. Yeah, that's a big sign. Anytime
anybody sets their phone face down around me. I look
at him sideways no matter what, even at a business
meetings the boardroom table. What are you hiding? Yeah, because
if he doesn't have anything to hide. He wouldn't care
(12:36):
if it was face up. Now everyone will someone sets
their phone down like that, but if it's always face down,
it means they don't want you to see something on
their phone. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's definitely weird and new.
And then also he he's never been like a social
media person, and lately he downloaded Snapchat, and anytime I
do happen to get a glimpse of what he's doing
on the phone, he's like always on Snapchat. O. Snapchat
(13:00):
a really weird one too, because like the message is
delete after you immediately send them, so that you can't
really be cold if you can only see like who
you've been snapping, But it still doesn't say maybe say
the name. Yeah, very shady, all right, So that does
all sound weird. Have you thought of how we could
set him up to catch him that would seem legit?
So he's familiar with the concept of the show, so
(13:21):
I'm thinking like kind of something personal to him that
he wouldn't expect, Like he um, he plays poker at
actually like a pretty high level and he goes to
Vegas and stuff. Okay, I was thinking, Um, maybe if
you could have like a Vegas resort that he would
go to call him and say that they have because
he has you know, he's like a member and you
(13:42):
know whatever, Like maybe they're reaching out to him about
with some special offer or something. Is where does he
stay the most? He almost always stays at the Um
like he loves that place, and I know he's signed
up for like whatever the rewards thing is called there. Okay,
that's a good idea, because Vegas hotels will bug you. Yeah,
they do, especially I mean you said he spends a
(14:02):
lot of money. So all right, Well, what we'll do
is we'll play a song google whatever their rewards program is,
come back, pretend to be from the and call him
with a free stay for him and someone special and
also sending flowers and see whose name he gives us.
That's a good idea. There's no way a gambler will
reject that. No, not at all. Does that sound like
it would work? Yeah, I think that that would be good. Okay,
(14:25):
I don't think he's suspect anything. Cool. All right, we'll
play a song come back and do that and see
if we can catch him cheating in your War of
the roses. To catch a cheater next Gratzi Grazzi. Thank you.
That is Italian. Yeah, yes it is, because we're about
to pretend to be from the hotel resort in Las
Vegas and their rewards program we just found out is
the Grazzi program. And the reason that I'm saying that
(14:49):
is because Hallie is on the phone. She thinks that
her boyfriend of almost five years, James, might be seeing
somebody else, because all of a sudden, he's become very
shady with this technology and even is now on Snapchat
when he doesn't like social media. Yeah, so she's pretty
sure something's going on. And you said that he plays
poker at a high level. Yeah, like he goes and
(15:09):
does all the tournaments. He goes to Vegas like two
or three times a year to do this kind of stuff,
all right, and he stays And you said a good
way to catch him would be if we pretended to
be from there and whatever their program is for people
who stay there a lot. I'll do this fun of
him right now and see if we can find out
if he's cheating. I'm so there. Hello, Hi, my name
(15:37):
is Chortle. I was calling from the Hotel resorting casino
in Las Vegas. I was looking for James. Yeah, this
is him. Hi James, Hi, how are you doing. Hey,
thank you for being a member of our program and
for also staying at our hotel when you come to town.
(15:57):
We always appreciate it. Oh yeah, absolutely. You guys call
me with special offers all the time. Is that what
this is? There? Like a special thing going on? H yeah,
calling with an offer. But it's not the normal kind
of thing that we do where we just let you
know about discounted rooms. We actually just wanted to give
you a free gift. Oh there's no, you don't have
to spend any money here, nothing. We just wanted to
(16:19):
reach out and say thank you and offer you a
free stay for a weekend and send flowers to the
person that you might want to take with you, or
any anybody really, just like any anybody would want to
send flowers to. Just kind of a that sounds fantastic.
Holy yeah, Well all I need from you we have
your information, obviously. Were you interested in sending it's a
(16:40):
romantic bookay flowers, so somebody we're interested in sending that
to anybody? Yeah? Actually I am. What I'll need for
that is pretty simple. I just need a name, something
you want to might want to write on a card?
If you want to write a card and then I'll
get the address and stuff later. So who would you
like to send those roses to? Her name is Monica?
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M O N I c A okay? Cool Monica? And
did you want to do a card or no? Absolutely
go ahead whenever you're ready. What would you like to
say in the card? Uh? Looking forward to an amazing
we can get away love it. It'd be cooler if
you're taking your girlfriend though? Uh? Would you say? I
(17:26):
said it'd be cooler if you're taking your girlfriend with
you to Vegas? Do you think? Yeah? I think? Um? Wait,
who is this? Do you want to tell him? Where?
Should I? Hallie? Oh? I'll tell him, Hi James, but
(17:46):
a name? Hey James, that's that voice sound of America
because it sounds to me like it's your girlfriend Hallie.
I don't know her very well. I just talked to
her a second ago. But that sounds like Hallie's voice,
doesn't it not Monica's. Um well, um, James, what's going on? Yeah?
I felt like you're going to ask that. I don't
know why, but I want to. I'll explain. This is
(18:06):
the Jewel Show, my name is Jewel, I'm Alex, I'm Evan,
And on the phone is your girlfriend Hallie. I think
you already know her. But it's a radio show where
if somebody thinks that they're significant other's cheating on them,
they can ask us to try to catch them. And
it sounds like we've got another one in the back.
Yes we do. Can you, like please just tell me
what's going on? It's first, it's not what you think.
(18:30):
Monica is just a really good at a really rough time. Okay,
So so you're gonna take a really good friend for
a romantic trip to Vegas. She has some really bad
family trouble right now, she's not on her right head,
and I just wanted to get her away from it
for a weekend. Okay, So why is it the first
(18:50):
I'm hearing of Monica? If she's a friend, she's a
friend from a long time ago. She lives very far away.
I don't talk to her that much except through the
phone to your friend, And you couldn't like tell me, like,
(19:11):
isn't that you've been snapchatting? That was about? I mean,
there's really no reason that you should be taking another
female to Vegas. And if there was another female you
wanted to take to Vegas besides your girlfriend, then you
should have broken up with your girlfriend first. Yeah, like
you we really so long? James? Like? Is this why
(19:31):
you both supposed like we have been talking about getting
agains for the last like two years, days ago? A
good time? Second time? Is it not a good time
because you have another girl? Friend? I don't have another girlfriend.
I've already explained this. Why would I risk the four
and a half year relationship we already have? That makes
no sense. This is a great question overreacting. I've overreacted. Yeah,
how is she overreacting when you're taking another girl to Vegas?
(19:55):
How is she overreacting? What if she went to Vegas
and took a dude that trip? You can't do that.
So you think it's okay that she can go to
Vegas and take a guy. Do you guys have like
that agreement? Or does she know that she's an adult
she can do whatever, but she's in a relationship. What
(20:15):
do you what? What is't that what you said in
the card? Exactly? Yeah, didn't you say romantic weekend? Yeah? Totally.
So he's he's a liar and a cheater, James, You're
a liar and a cheer, just festimized romantic. I said,
a great getaway, Oh, a great getaway Yeah, in a
Vegas hotel room. Okay, okay, you know what, I am
(20:38):
gonna start packing my stuff and I'm gonna stay with
Pop the Courtney for a little bit and figure out
somewhere else to live, because like, I'm done, I'm done,
Like this is okay? Whoa? So was it worth it?
Is it worth it? We can talk about this. It's not. Yeah,
that's that's look what you've done, James. Was Monica worth it?
(21:04):
Clearly not at this point. Whatever I'm doing, all right, Well,
can we just hang up on James because yes, like
he's not it's not admitting and he's a cheater and
a liar. Yeah. So bye bye James. Yeah yeah, we'll
see you later, James. Good luck with your life with everything. Um,
hopefully I don't come on him, by the way, just
on him right now, hopefully. Uh he's a better game
(21:26):
than that. Sucks. Hollie, are you still there? Yeah? I'm sorry, Hallie.
Yeah yeah, that's a real bummer. I feel stupid. I
was the first guy friend with the five Hallie. You
know what we're gonna send you to Vegas for a
weekend with one of your girlfriends on us. Really, yeah,
(21:50):
you deserve to go to Vegas and users are to
have fun and single. Yeah, and all expense is spaid.
So when you're ready to go to Vegas, just hit
me up. You guys are amazing. It wouldn't be the
will it? No, definitely not. The Jewels Show on demand
(22:10):
Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is
the Jewel Show. Hey, Hey, how are y'all doing very good?
How are you? I'm doing good? Good, living in my
(22:32):
living in my car, But I'm doing good. Oh really?
Oh could be worse. You could not have a car
to live in. Yeah, situation could be worse, but it
could be a lot better too, That's true. I mean,
I guess any situation could always be a lot better.
If you're a billionaire, you want two billion you know
what I mean all the time. So, uh, we're not
gonna ask your name because that would be against the
(22:53):
rules of the Dirty Little Secret. But you have a
dirty Little secret? Um, yeah I do, and it's actually
gotten a little bit bigger than the one I I
message did. Fake All right, So what we'll just lay
it out there. What's your dirty little secret? Excited? So
to a little backstory real quick. My landlord is a
crazy lady. I live in my landlord's house, okay, with her,
(23:16):
So I read the basement out. That's a dicey. I
used to live in the back of a dude's house. Actually,
when I first moved out, when I was seventeen, I
moved into this old lady's house. She was my landlord.
It was her and another old dude, and they didn't
like me very much. I partied a lot at seventeen,
and then I lived with another guy too, and that's
always hard when they live with you, you know, which
is a quick yeah, exactly. But so everything was fine
(23:41):
until she went on vacation to go somewhere. I guess
it was like some church retreat. And she came back
and I put a locking key on our bedroom door
so people couldn't come into our bedroom whenever they wanted, right,
that's fair enough, yeah, for sure. And she literally flipped
on me, and she started telling me I started damaging
the house, and it got to the point to where
(24:04):
she was standing outside my bedroom door, speaking in tongues,
trying to exercise. She is possessed and I have it
all on video. It always humulated when she hit me
with her vehicle. She hit you with it, Yeah, like
actually trying to run over. Yeah, she backed out of
(24:26):
her driveway and she physically hit me with her car.
Wait she did it? Oh gosh. Yeah, she was charged
with a salt and battery. Holy smokes. Wow. Yeh. At
least you're living in a place with the same landlord now, right,
Well I'm not. I'm not really the same person, but
you know I'm better than that. Yeah. I guess nobody's
(24:46):
really saying right exactly. But my DL asked dirty little
secret um. Before I moved out, she started blaming me
for things and was breaking my property. Yeah. So I
was putting nails behind her tire in her driveway. Ye, nail,
(25:08):
a new nail every day. Her tires flin flat. Maybe
maybe that's why she hit you with the car. She
had a flat tire and couldna say too bad it
didn't make them all flat before you had a chance.
It was after she hit me with the car. You
were still living with her after she hit you with
a car. Yeah, because I was trying to press charges
against her and I wanted to make sure I could
(25:30):
be there when she got erected this sums. I've always
hated roommates, and I've lived with landlords before, and my
roommates always, you know, didn't like that. I wasn't very
good at doing the dishes, and that was awkward sometimes,
you know, because I know they'd be pissed at me.
But I have never lived with someone that hit me
with a car and I was pressing charges. That's awkward
when you guys see each other in the common space. Yeah,
(25:51):
a little bit. Um. The best part about it is
the like, a couple of days before I moved out,
I took and her bottle of chopic candle orange morning
before she goes to work. Did you hang around so
she drank it? Freaking yea? This is like the most
amazing thing. Did she drink it? Oh yes, she drank it? Yeah?
(26:12):
Oh yeah, did you did you actually see her drink it? Oh? Yes?
Oh what did she do? She drank it? Again? She
acted like us. Well, that's amazing. It must have mixed
in with sunny D. Either that or your pe tastes
like sunny D. You should bottle that stuff and sell
it and get yourself a mansion. Thank you. I might
(26:37):
do that keep us updated on your dirty little secret
whatever your name is. Oh, I definitely will thank you.
Thanks Bro. The Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome to the
i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't
just in the news. They report the news. For Wednesday,
March twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and this show
you're listening to right now, this one is changing the world.
(26:59):
More on how that's happening in just a second, But
first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and Lebron
James has always been one of my favorites, but he
did something this week that made me go h. And
I'm Elishevan and I will set so once and for
all who the actual goat of all time is. More
on that coming up in my story. I'm Christian Grace
Snow and parents out there, You're thirteen year old does
not know better than you do. Okay, hey ma, More
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We put a petition up on Change dot org that
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(28:06):
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He did something to a fan this week that I
(28:29):
thought was like, really weird. They were playing the Pelicans.
There was a fan heckling, and he looks at him
and he goes. Shut your way up, he said, and
he's just swearing at people in the crowd. I'm like, dude,
ignore them. It would actually be better if you didn't
respond to them. I feel like, based on what Alex
is saying right now, I'm having flashbacks to meetings with
management about my social media. Why do you stoop to
(28:50):
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And I still have and with a goat because the
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(29:12):
the point where the deputy explained to the suspect that
he was under arrest, the suspect went through a fence
and across a field, and then he was joined by
a goat who did the greatest thing of all time
and flushed him out of the forest, at which led
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chase him out for scared of a great goat that's
scared of a goat? Yeah, worst criminal of all time?
Wouldn't you just like one two jab the goat in
(29:32):
the head? Yeah? Or like kick it? Have you guys
ever shot a goat in the butt with the beebe gun?
I have not the idiot in his network Where idiots
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let's send it on over the Christian Grace Snow who's
on location at a piercing pagoda in the California wall
somewhere whatever that means. Yeah, it's a kiosk. It's an
(29:56):
old school kiosko. I don't even know if they have
him anymore, but yes, I am coming to you from California,
where Fara Abraham has been defending her daughter after letting
her get her septum pierced at the age of thirteen
years old. Yes, Farah's defending her decision to permit Sophia
her daughter. Fara Abraham is the teen mom who's a
train wreck, and she's been in the news lately for
punching a security guard and now letting her daughter get
(30:16):
up and she let her get a septum piercing, which,
for those of you who do not know that is
the wall of cartilage between your nostrils, and they let
her put a pen right. This is what Faras said.
I think her generation of thirteen is much different than
my generation of thirteen. I would rather it be done
by professional, sanitized and clean than my team going sneaking
off and doing it herself. Right, though I wasn't for
it overall, she said, I do not have an issue
(30:37):
with her new linger. She wants to get more piercings
in the future. More power to her, so still or not?
If I'm not allowing my daughter at thirteen to get
a septim piercing, let alone a facial piercing, why am
I so young? Not my kid, not my problem. I'm
just saying, if I see a septum and my daughter's nose,
I'm yanking it out the hard way. I remember when
my mum found out I had a tattoo on my
(30:57):
side and she flipped, do you think about your entire
arms sleeve that you had to get removed and then
done again three times? Well that's when she blocks me
on email. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't contact anyway. More
power to the fair Abraham being sixteen and Pregnant was
the show she's on. Is having to make a statement
about how teenagers get pokes. Now, okay, okay, that's you're
(31:21):
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the i n N. Remember you can follow the show
on social media. At the Jewel Show, all of us individually,
imagible fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Evan on
the radio, and I'm at Christian Grace. Now the Jewil Show,
and it's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
(32:12):
Hi is this Tie? Hi? Tie? This is Alexis. I'm
calling from Jewelers. How are you doing? I'm good. How's
it going? How's how's the ring coming along? Um, it's
coming along great. I just wanted to let you know
that Alyssa you've been working with and designing your ring. Unfortunately,
she had a family emergency and she's gonna have to
be taking some time off. But we have a really
(32:34):
great artist that is going to be filling in for
her for projects as she's working. I'm not going to
be I'm not sure, but let me transfer you to
the artist. His name is A Laudio and he's from
Europe and he is amazing. Like you. Hear about all
those designers for fashion and everything like he is it
for jewelers like you are in the best hands, I'm
(32:54):
telling you right now, like you actually will probably like
him a lot more than Lyssa. So give me one moment,
give me one moment, I'll transfer you over. Okay, okay,
all right, goodbye, Salario speaking to you. Is this tie
tie hie, Yes, tie hi Salario, I'm taking over the
(33:18):
ring you're making All love. Love is love, that's true. Yes,
we've been in the loves before. I have been in
love before, and that's where I draw from when I
create the rings for the engagement times, for people's times
of engagements. Yes, Helario, Yes, I mean did you get
the plans that we come up with already? Though? The
(33:40):
plans you speak of, Alario, the plans you speak of,
you come up with a Lissaah, yeah, we had the
rose petals on the side. I spit on the I
spit on a list of plans two times, yesterday, look
nine months on this, nine months now up, and now
(34:00):
you're gonna spit two wookies on it, two lukies, And
I probably do two more later today once I look
at them again. Ellario is very disappointed in the plans. Yes, yes, okay, yes, yes, okay.
Can we just try to focus okay, yes, yes, let's
focus on the good times and not the bad times. Yes, so,
I see you want the princess cut? What princess cut?
(34:26):
Are you saying princess cut like the diamond? Yes, Ellario
asking you that's what we had discussed. Yes, the princess cut. Yes,
the most you got standard? Could everybody didn't tell princess
printing around in the castle? Oh, everybody in the castle.
Let's guess what tie? Everybody not the princess. I look
(34:47):
on the instagram of her fianc and I see you
want princess cart diamond and I said, she's no princess, Ilario,
Oh my god, she is no princess. She is more
than a princess. Yes, okay, she's more than a prince,
more than a princess. Okay, Ilario, Ilario, think this respect
to call her princess. Cat. You are designing the love
(35:10):
ring for the love of your life. Who is no princess.
She is more than a princess. That's why Elario create
wonderful ring for you. Ellario will go to a field.
I will pluck from a tree a pair in then
I will take Ellario. I will take the pair and
they will deep it in concrete and she will wear it.
(35:34):
Your fiance soon to be fiance that you ask to
be fiance with a ring of love. Love is no princess.
She's more than princess. She's bear, she's pear shaped. You
know you're this is really weird. I don't know what
you're talking about. I'm just stop. Okay, I'm sorry that
we're even talking right now. So what I want you
to transfer back to the to the girls talking to
(35:55):
you before. Okay, I want my money back. I don't
want to talk to you anymore. Ellario cannot transfer and
he because he's doing a prank phone call. Once again,
Ilario create great phone prank art. Prank phone calling you. Wait, okay, wait,
what did you just say? I said, this is I
said this is a prank phone call, because this is
actually Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank
(36:16):
on you. Oh my god, Yeah, you're your best man
at jeff I guess set you up for a prank
phone call. He said that you've been working on designing
this ring and wanted me to mess with you. Oh
my god. Elario marriage though Ilario the Jewil Show on
(36:36):
Demand First day follow up. Taylor is on the phone
today for a first date follow up and Taylor went
on a date with the dude named Joel and now
Joel it's gone. It's no longer with us. Oh oh,
that sounded way too way too dramatic. He's ghosted her
and she hasn't heard from him and she doesn't know why.
(36:58):
So we're gonna see if we can figure it out.
Or Taylor, how are you? I'm okay? How are you? Guys?
Pretty good? Um? So you said you went out with
the dud name Joel and he's not calling you back.
How long has it been since your date? It has
been like a month. I mean I've texted him, I've
called him. I mean I even slid into his DMS
like nothing, like he hasn't cut him back with me.
(37:21):
That's a long time, very long time. I know. The
date was so cute, like it was so good, like
you pick me up. But we were to this like
bar arcade plays. It was so like barcade. Yeah. How
did you guys just go to that place or was
that it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we had dinner, we played
(37:45):
some games. I mean it was really cool. How did
the actual date go? Like it was really like really well,
like we were both very interested in like dolphins and
marine life, which is like so cool a lot, like
everything went well. Okay, so you guys talked about dolphins
and that's really kind of what you bonded over, right,
(38:07):
And everything was great, um until I got my hand stuck.
Then everything just went wrong from there. Yes, I got
my hand stuck and what well, Um, so what are
like playing one of those machines where you have to
use the cloth thing you know to get the stuff
the animals? Yeah, I mean I won, and my hand
(38:30):
that stuck in the hole where the stuffed animals fall,
like like I was trying to reach right, Yeah, I
tried to reach up in there one time. To get
one to see if you could reach up and grab
it and steal it out. The difference there, jubile, she
won one, you were trying to still one. That's true. Yeah.
Also she's yeah, she's an adult and I was. I
was a kid. So anyway, they have to call it
like emergency services or something. Yeah, Like I don't even
(38:53):
know like how I got it sucked, but like the
staff at the arcade had to like help me get
my hand out, Like it was fifteen minutes, Like people
were like gathered around. It was so super embarrassing. Did
it ruin the date? Though? Like was he able to
laugh at what was happening? Well, after my hand was
(39:16):
removed from the machine, like my wrists like super sore,
like gave me like some ice, and so he offered
a walk me into my car because the ice started
melting and leaking all over the arcade. So it kind
of ended our date. Oh but I mean he was
like laughing at me like the whole time, and I
(39:36):
mean it's like funny, you know, like not laughing at me,
but you know, just thinking it was funny, and it
was like no big deal. He was trying trying to
lighten the move and make it not like a huge deal,
be embarrassed, trying to make it not as horrible. Yeah,
he wasn't shaming you, right, like he was trying to
help me, because I was so mortified. It was embarrassed that.
(39:57):
I mean, I would have thought it was funny if
it wasn't me, you know what I'm saying. But he
gave me a hob and he said he talks to
me later, and so that's how it ended. And nothing,
all right, And I'm assuming you'd like the guy a
lot since it's been such a long time, and you
haven't you heard from him? And then yeah, I really
(40:18):
I think we connected. So I just don't get it.
And he hasn't responded at all, not one time through
a text or anything. No, And I just don't know
what happened. You almost lost your arm for this man
and he can't even respond. Yeah, all right, Well we'll
see if we can help you out. Play a song,
come back and then call him and get your first
(40:38):
day follow up. Okay, okay, unless he went back to
that barcade and he's lost both of his arms and
that's why he can't answer the phone because he was
trying to we figured it out. That might be it too,
so well, no, because motivated, if you're motivated, and if
you'll learn to do with it. He could have told
Siri to call for him. Yeah, exactly, We got Sirian
nows too. Yeah, either die with your toes or you.
Sirie called the girl who got her arms stuff the machine.
(41:01):
All right, so we'll figure it out for you though
a play. So I'll come back and then call her
rutter this okay, okay. Taylor is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and Taylor almost lost
her arm on her first date with Joel, but now
Joel isn't calling her back. If you missed the first
part of today's first date follow up, Taylor met a
dude named Joel. They went out on a date to
an arcade bar type place, and she was playing the
(41:23):
claw game where they have the stuffed animals in it
and the claw goes down and then it goes on
top of the stuffed animal's head and you get super
excited because there's no way that it would let go.
And she reached up in she won an animal, but
then she would to go reach up in and grab
it because it didn't fall all the way down and
her arm got stuck and it was like a big
thing and they had to have the staff helper out
of it. But the dude that she went on a
(41:44):
date with seemed that like was like trying to lighten
the mood, and she said that she had a really
fun time still and that didn't ruin anything. But her
date did have to end right after that because her
arm was hurt. So now she's not getting a callback
from them. It's been over a month, and we're gonna
get him on the phone and see if we can
figure out what happened. Okay, Taylor, are you ready? Yeah?
I mean my hand arm is better now, so that's good. Good.
(42:06):
I think I'm ready. Here we go. I'm dialing this
phone of right now. Hello. Hi, May I speak to Joel?
Please speaking? Hey Joel, how are you? My name is Jebil,
my name is Alex, my name is Chef. Okay, Jewels
(42:33):
Show is a radio show. It's called the Jewel Show.
We're calling you because we do a segment on the
show called the First Date follow Up. That's where if
you go out on a date with someone and don't
call them back, they can email us to get you
on the phone and find out what happened. And one
of our listeners emailed us about you, Joel, I'm assuming
it's a girl named Taylor. Yes, it is. It is Taylor. Correct.
(42:53):
She wants to know why you're ghosting her. Oh my gosh.
This girl is a hot mess, well like mess, express
hot mess, so hot that she gets her hand locked
in a machine handing what. Yeah, she told us about
how she had this horrible experience of getting her arms
stuck in one of those machines, you know, like the
Claude machines where you go to get one of the
(43:15):
stuffed animals. Is that why you're not talking to her? Hilarious? No,
but no that's not That's not the reason I'm a
wedding her. She's just a mess. Like, first of all,
she showed up to the date like nearly an hour late,
hour late. Yeah, that's that's respectful. Yeah, I mean I
I stuck around, had a few drinks while I waited.
(43:35):
Unless she stormed in super late, saying she was late
because some La traffic. La traffic, yeah, LA traffic. Like
she just moved here from La so everything she talked
about was just La La this La Dad. I that's ridiculous.
So is it only because she was late? Why else
was she a hot mess? Well? Everything she would say say, oh,
(43:58):
back in LA, that's so Ala, we do this back
in LA, Like, what are you like Los Angeles ambassador?
It was really annoying influencer. Yeah, did she Yeah? Did
she just move her or something? Yeah, she just moved
from LA to So that's the only reason that you're
not like cooling her back or anything, because it's been
a month and she said she tried to contact you
pretty much everywhere sept LinkedIn like she tried everything else. Though,
(44:20):
why would you not just want to, like, you know,
tell her I'm not interested rather than having her keeping
let her know what's up? I mean I would if
she would even let me get a word and would now,
you know, talking comparing it to La La La that like,
so I still want to talk to her? All right, Well,
too bad you don't want to talk to her because
she had her people call your people, which is you.
(44:43):
That's pretty La. She's actually on the other line listening
and wants to talk to you. Wait, what she's on
the phone. Yes, what do you mean? I mean? She's
on the phone listening wants to talk to you. It
means you can't around anymore time. Yes, the whole time. Sorry,
Hi Joel High. Hey, I'm like so sorry that my
(45:08):
hand got stuck in the machine. I just because I'm
trying to calm the scene at all. I was. I'm
just so embarrassed about it, Like it it's not it's
not your hand getting stuggs all you talk about like
you're not even from there, and she's obsessed with it. Yeah,
I know, right, those people are so annoying, like me,
(45:29):
um okay, and that's the only reason you don't want
to go up with her though. I mean that you
can't get past that. I think it was super annoying
and coming to date an hour late? Are you kidding me?
The traffic, I mean it was horrible. It was just
like la, oh my god, it was that traffic. Yeah,
(45:49):
you got a plan for traffic. Yeah, you should know
that if you're from La La. I think everything's twenty
minutes and then they're late. I know that because I
I don't know if it's an lay thing, but that's
just rude. Lay. I guess I'll just ask the question.
I don't know this got off the rails but that's fine.
That's what we do sometimes. Hey, Joel, would you like
to go on another day with Taylor? Will pay for it? No?
(46:10):
Hard to you? Sure you didn't even give it a thought? Yeah,
so it is. What if she got her hand stuck again?
Would you go? Would you go on a second dight? Then? Uh? No?
Okay it seems so yeah, all right, Well I'm sorry
interested anyway? Yeah, you've got other options? Huh. Yeah, I
(46:31):
do have a lot of options. I have a lot
of guys asking me out. I just thought we had
a real connection, so I really wanted to explore this.
But I have a lot I have two days lined
up next week alone. Yeah you're busy, so that's good
you Taylor worry about it, then, Taylor, you're fine if
one of them doesn't work them out? Sin my wife
(46:51):
did Jewels show on demand? Jebils Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Yes? Hello, Hi,
you have a dirty Little Secret? Yeah I do. Um, Okay,
I'm fifty one and I'm dating a guy that's thirty two.
He'll be thirty three tomorrow. Yeah, it's an age gap relationship.
(47:18):
We've been together for three years, but his parents think
i'm forty one. Oh so that's quite a bit younger
than what you are. Why are they still lying? Yeah,
because his mom's only four years older than me. And
when we first started dating and she found out, she
was really pissed off, and so he told her that
(47:40):
we broke up and that he started dating somebody else
and it's still me. You should just stick with it.
You should stick with it. Yeah, I mean, you should
let it know your real age. I dated somebody one time,
and I was older and their dad was young when
they when they had him, like real young. This dude
must have been like thirteen or fourteen. Anyway, he was
(48:01):
about two years older than I was. And I thought
it was so awesome to go like over to pick
her up, and then this dude is there and I'm like, hey,
it's basically like my buddy, Like I was gonna say, hey, pal. Yeah,
it was so it was so weird. It was super
weird but also hilarious at the same time and awkward.
But I think most people don't like awkward as much
as I do. She knew it was him, definitely does
(48:29):
All right, Oh, thank you for telling us you did
a little secret. Thank you. Yeah, But the Jewel Show
on Demand everybody likes a good public meltdown, right, it's
a Jewil show. If you were listening just a second ago,
I said, do you want to hear the audio of
a man who was at the end of his rope
quitting his job? You're about too, and it's not what
you think. I'm not going to play a soundclip of
(48:49):
some guy in a diner screaming that he's quitting and
throwing his apron to the manager and walking out. That
would be amazing. No, this might shock you. That man
that's at the end of his rope about to quit
his job is none other than me. What what? Yeah,
we're gonna talk about English Ivan deciding to quit, but
I'm deciding to quit two today, so you can't first
that you can English haven't said he's quitting, so if
(49:10):
you quit, I'm quitting now. I'm not saying yeah, we're
all out to the show has done no English even
actually has some news that he'd like to share with
the listeners right now. Yeah, you want some music for
this or anything you want like it definitely has to
be sad in the arms of an angel, Yes, her face,
and I'm gonna ask for money at the end of
definitely have that donations. It's so hard to say goodbye
(49:33):
bye boys to me, and I mean the options are limitless. Yeah,
one hundred percent serious, it is. We're joking about the
music we could play because there are a lot of
breakup songs, but English Evan is breaking up with us. Wow,
I know, I am why Well, I really actually am
serious and I am leaving the show. I never really
grew up wanting to be a celebrity. And I use
that word cautiously because I know I'm D list or
(49:55):
maybe not even on the alphabet were in the radio
there is. It's like zalist that was z list, Yeah exactly.
But like I've just never really been that person and
mentally it's been a big struggle for me. And I've
only been doing this for like a couple of years,
and I almost sort of like fell into the profession.
It wasn't like I sought it out or anything. Yeah.
English Evan was here when we started the show because
he had worked in sales, right, Yeah, in sales, worked
(50:18):
in sales, and then they just liked him so it
gave him other jobs. That was pretty much. He ended
up on the air on another show, and then we
liked it when we talked to him, and then he
ended up on the air on this show. Yeah, I've
been given so many opportunities by people, and the main
thing for me is that I've just been wanting to
find some happiness. I never really like wanted to do
it that much growing up. It wasn't my dream or anything.
(50:39):
So it's made me uncomfortable for sure for a long time.
Some of the thank you I finally found the music
that took forever. I was looking for arms of an
Angel because I started crying this whole time I had
no music. English certainly forgot English Ovan has announced that
he's leaving the show and he's quitting because he did
never really want to do this and he kind of
fell into it and the show has gotten bigger to
(51:00):
point where English Evan is a huge celebrity getting stuff
for pictures all the time when his work and can
even can even chases them now been joking though that
has happened twice. So he is announcing though that he
is leaving the show. GOUM. Yeah, and like, the main
thing that I want from leaving the show is to
find some happiness, like and just find happiness in my
career and also my family. What is your dream job?
(51:22):
My dream job, I'd love to honestly just do a
lot of things, but work remotely like that? What does
that mean? Wants to work remote What would you want
to do though remotely? I want to be able to
travel and remotely to make money, you know, to pay
your bells? Yeah, to make well? You know, I need
to give a lot of thoughts. You're thirty years old, No,
(51:43):
I'm not twenty almost. I'm closed. But I have a
lot of skills if you want to know them. You
don't even you literally don't even know what a job
you would want to do is? Well? Yes, I mean
social media management would be cool? Or like anything within
social media? What? Yeah? What doesn't even makes sense? Social? Yeah?
I know, But I can work remotely. I have a
(52:04):
bunch of skills. You know. I could list them now,
but it would take too long. If you have a job,
we'll be here all day. Three name three skills? Hold
on okay? What are they ready? If you're looking to
hire someone who creativity boom okay, extremely proficient with music
productions software okay, and incredibly likable. Hold on skills? What
(52:35):
do you we set you up? With the whole like
music production, studios stuff and you'll never use it. You know,
I use my laptop. It has the same stuff you
didn't because you didn't produce anything. I did produce a
lot of snow. Not until you asked, until you were asked.
Oh whatever, I made this. Oh. I decided to leave
(52:55):
the show. And I know this sounds happy, but it's
actually sad. I've decided to leave the show. Wanted to
make a quick jingle because that's what I do. Here
are some things that I won't miss, Jubil every five minutes,
taking Uma sign on the way home from work, because
(53:15):
Jubile and Alexa drive Berzerk never really beat the brit
even though I win, being the only one who loves
joining the rook Johnson producer bradwind He says, what's up?
Because I know that means that I'm missed up. I've
decided to leave the show, and I know this sounds happy,
but it's actually sad. I've decided to leave the show.
(53:38):
Wanted to make a quick jingle because that's what I do.
I am leaving the show, like I said, skills text
in four or six one. How do you feel about
Evan leaving. I totally have a feeling. The Jubil Show
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