The Taylor effect is ALL OVER your life now

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm got this guy on a dating app.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
They bring us to our table and they see us
at this four top, which honestly, isn't that weird if
you think about it. We're really only sitting there for
like maybe two minutes before this girl walks up, so
all the girls are just introducing each other. He'd scheduled
this date at the same time with all three of
us to meet at this place. He was trying to

(00:21):
speed up this process of finding the perfect three way.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hey look at him. He tries to get things done
and get them done quickly.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
He's efficient. When we tell you it's rough in these streets,
it is rough in these streets. It's the Jubil Show.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
That's a video that went viral on TikTok and it
had other people giving their worst date stories and things
that they couldn't believe happened on a first date.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
So was a guy running me over for dinner blaze. Oh,
I got there and I got excited, Like what do
you mean, Sammy multi.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
And I'm like, okay, that sounds pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
If you couldn't understand what she said, who wish would
dinner was not dinner? I was like, that looks a
little undercooked.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Let me go ahead, and really for doing that, I'm
gonna put it in a frying pan.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Rude.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
That's awful. It is awful.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Eight eight three one text in four one o six one.
What is something you couldn't believe happened on a first eight?
Hey Colby, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
What's something you couldn't believe happened on a first date?

Speaker 7 (01:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:41):
So, uh, this burst day that I I go out
to dinner with this girl, having a nice time, and
while we're at the restaurant, she asks if she can
give me a foot.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Rub at the restaurant.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Yeah, like at the table.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
I'm assuming you took her.

Speaker 9 (02:04):
Yeah, chicken parm No, I mean because I feel like
I've must be fairly normal, I guess.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
And I was like, no, that's all right. She was
kind of intestent on it. So then she starts rubbing
her own feet.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Stop it at the table, Stop it at.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
The table, because she wanted to show me how good
she was on it.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Hey, check this out. You sure you want to pass
up on this? She started rubbing her own feet to
show you.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, And I push this point.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh I wish I could have seen that. Yeah, did
it look like she was really amazing at it. I
mean she must be if she's that passionate about rubbing feet.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
If she was, Yeah, she was pretty into it. And
then afterwards, after dinner, she asked if I wanted to
go back to her place because she had a petty.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Table, you wanted to give you a pedicure?

Speaker 10 (03:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Can did you go? Did you did you go to
her place? Or no?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I mean I think I probably would have not that
would be I'd.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Be people would have gone, he would it sounds fun
I know, yeah, I would have. Did you go? Kobe?

Speaker 7 (03:27):
I mean I was like, yeah, what the hell?

Speaker 11 (03:29):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
That's funny? And how was the pedicure?

Speaker 7 (03:37):
It was the best set of care you ever could
have got.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, thank you for telling us.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
That story calls up eighty eight three four three text
ten four six one. What is something you couldn't believe
happened on a first date? Hey, lindsay, hello, Hi? Did
you get a pedicure on your first eight too? From
the same person?

Speaker 12 (04:00):
No, I was out way before that could have been offered.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
What happened?

Speaker 12 (04:06):
So my friend set me up on a blind date
and it made me so First of all, my friends
obviously don't.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Know me, and that's what you find out on blind.

Speaker 12 (04:17):
Day area covered in tattoos. I listened to Tech nine
and she set me up with a cowboy.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Anyway opposite a tract. It's true.

Speaker 12 (04:25):
So I went in and when the bill came, took
me to Applebee's, so just find Applebee's a dope. When
the bill came, he ad her a gift card and
I was like whatever, and then she comes back like,
I guess there wasn't enough on that gift card.

Speaker 13 (04:42):
So she came back.

Speaker 11 (04:43):
She was like, okay, so your.

Speaker 14 (04:44):
Balance is you whipped out another gift card. This beard
bell throw a wallet which you look like you want
at golf lamp and then he gave her another gift
card and then she came back because she need more money.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
You had, You had a stack, just wh them out.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Stacks on stacks and gift cards and all of them
are kind of out of money.

Speaker 12 (05:11):
Yeah, eventually the bill was paid for, and you know
that Margarita really hit me, so I had to.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Go Yeah, did you go out on any more dates
with them?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Or was that the only day?

Speaker 12 (05:24):
Oh No, I didn't go out on any days for
a while.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Thank you call us up eight to six one, text
in four one to six one. That's a perfect answer
to that. After you go on a date like that,
you're just like, I am not ready to jump back into.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
You have to recover shark of this moment dating waters again.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, and you know what's the thing, So, what's something
you couldn't believe happened on the first date?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Well, there have been a lot of them, and I've
shared some stories, but this one I haven't. So I
went on a date with the guy that I met
at the gym. So we go out, we have dinner,
and it's like really nice and stuff, and somehow we
got into a conversation about who he was going to
marry and I was like okay, and he's like, I'm
gonna marry a woman with green eyes. I was like, okay,
well I have brown eyes, but whatever. So we know
this isn't gonna end in marriage. So I still proceed

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to go with him back to his place to go
play pool because he had a pool table. The craziest
part is a woman upstairs came downstairs to see what
we were doing, and she had green eyes and she
was pregnant. What So yeah, that was his baby mom
who lived upstairs and who he planned on marrying because
she's I just stood there and I was like, what

(06:32):
is this? I'm in a bad movie? Am I gonna die?
How did the rest of the date go? I left?
I was like no. She just was like what is
going on here? And I was like, you know what,
I'm gonna go? You know, see you around at the
gym or whatever. I guess I should probably have said
that it was my boss at the gym, so that
made it weirder.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
But it was your boss at the gym. Also, Yeah,
I am most of the most of the dating morror
stories that I've heard from women have been with a
guy they met at the gym.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
You wouldn't think that that's like a safe place to
do it, though, way, because you're somebody that takes care
of yourself.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I think no, nobody thinks that. No, these are the
worst guys that exist the workout.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I don't think, so you're taking care of yourself. I
mean I work out a lot, so I kind of
take offense to that.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
But also no, no, I just I just mean, if
you're busy picking somebody up at the gym or doing
a thing at the gym other than working out. Okay,
that's the problem. Your point, like, they're there for the
fashion show of the gym, not for not.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
If you're just like both sweating it out and you're like,
oh cool, good form, you want to hang out later,
don't talk to about good for guys, the good form guys.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I see those dudes at the gym sometime, like, come on, man,
But it obviously works because they get it. Takes me
a lot of horrible dates.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
I have good form, So what a sucker?

Speaker 15 (07:48):
I am?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Huhs one text in four one O six one? What
is something you couldn't believe happened on a first date?
We're asking the question because of this audio that went
viral on TikTok from somebody talking about one of the
worst first dates they've ever been on.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I met this guy on a dating app.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
They bring us to our table and they set us
at this four top, which honestly, isn't that weird if
you think about it. We're really only sitting there for
like maybe two minutes before this girl walks up, so
all the girls are just introducing each other. He'd scheduled
this date at the same time with all three of
us to meet at this place. He was trying to

(08:30):
speed up his process of finding the perfect three.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Way, and I met him at the gym.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
That's the part you didn't three four three one six one.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Hey Leah, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
What is the worst was something you couldn't believe happened.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
On the first date.

Speaker 16 (08:49):
So I showed up to a date with the woman
who lose a single mom. She says she had her
child taken care of. But I get to the place
child is there, which is not a problem. Then the
kid proceeeds to throw everything off the table, silverwhere bread, everything,
and the mom's just standing there like it's cool. So
I play it off, and you know, I go through

(09:11):
the date, make it.

Speaker 17 (09:12):
Through the date, never call her again.

Speaker 16 (09:14):
You got like a couple of texts like how can
you never come back to me? But it looks like
I couldn't even respond because I didn't want to be
really like your child's terrible nightmare.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
I don't know if that is okay to bring a
kid on a first date. Why, I mean, do you
want to expose your kid to all of those things?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
I don't know, you know, I feel like that's a
red flag for me in dating. If she has a kid,
and then like right away, not the.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Kid, but the fact that you're bringing the kid out
right not the kid, not that she has a kid.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, if you if you let me meet your kid
right away, that's kind of a warning sign.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
I feel like minimum two years, Honestly, I think that's fair.
I don't want to meet your kid until you're ready.
I get attached to your kids too, exactly.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Thank you for the phone call, Leon, I appreciate you, man.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah call it.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Here's another clip that somebody responded to for the of
them viral on TikTok about a horrible date that they
went on.

Speaker 18 (10:03):
I matched put this guy on dinner, and he took
me to see his pizza and he went into she's
in the stomach uestion, and the student something at the
table right now, like to my dad can truss.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
While she was on the date, I was on a
date with a girl.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Things were going fine.

Speaker 19 (10:19):
We get in a cab going back to my place.
My mom was out of town, pulling up to a
red light, and we're going like ten miles an hour.
She opens the door while the car's moving and rolls
out and starts sprinting on the clock like who's say ball.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I just have one thing to say for all those
people that are like, oh, why are you single? Do
we really need to answer the question? Listen to this?

Speaker 19 (10:44):
And then I found out from one of her friends
who I knew, and she was like, you know, of
the date you said something in the car and she
giggled and she started.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
I didn't know what to do or how to play
it on.

Speaker 19 (10:58):
So she thought her best course of that what's rolling
out of the vehicles?

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I mean, you got a bail.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
When something like that happens, I would think I would
do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 20 (11:19):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Hi, my name is Pete Deakins and I'm calling from
Contemporary Art Museum. I was looking for Dana.

Speaker 21 (11:26):
Uh, yeah, this is me.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Where's it at?

Speaker 21 (11:33):
I don't know what you meet? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I'm talking about the piece of art that's gone missing.
We've gone back and checked the cameras. You've been here
four times in the last three weeks, so you've obviously
been casing the place that one of the pieces from
our featured installations of Boski eight has gone missing.

Speaker 21 (11:54):
Okay, you work at I'm head.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Of security for the museum. Yes, I'm head of the
security for the museum, and I'm calling you to give
you a chance to return the Bosquwait painting that you've stolen,
and I won't call the real police to come and
arrest you and put you in jail for a very
long time.

Speaker 21 (12:11):
Okay. So yeah, I mean I've come to the museum
like all the time. I mean, you're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Like four times in the last three weeks, you've been
casing the joint, trying to get it, trying to steal
some art, trying to take some art from our geen
Mitchell Bosquewait.

Speaker 21 (12:27):
Wow. Yeah, that's embarrassing for you. It's Jean Michelle Bosquiat.

Speaker 17 (12:33):
So I.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Don't know what you're talking about. I work at the museum,
so I think I might know a thing or two
more about art than you, except you are an art thief,
so maybe you do.

Speaker 22 (12:44):
I'm not, though, I don't like what how the like?
There's no way I don't I mean, are you serious? Not?
I don't how how like? What are you even trying
to say? I literally just came to look at them.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
You came to look at them four times in the
last three weeks. Three of those times you were obviously
case in the joint. One time you had sunglasses on
for a little bit when you were inside. Were there
cameras in those so you can look at an exit
strategy and things like that. You have people in the
van outside looking at screens or something. How'd you do it?

Speaker 21 (13:16):
So what I was there four times? Yeah, that's true,
but I didn't take anything.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Each and every time. Looking at the Bosco Woods.

Speaker 20 (13:23):
Okay, it's Bosquacht, dude.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
What's what you put it in a basket?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 22 (13:29):
You work at this museum and you don't even know
how to pronounce it, Jean Miche.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Okay, so that's your accomplice. Fine, I'm writing that name
down and I need you to return that painting or
else I'm calling the real cops.

Speaker 22 (13:40):
Okay, dude, Well, I don't have any arts well steal anything,
So that sounds like your problem is Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I saw you leaving on the security camera with something
rolled up in your hand. You want to tell me
what that is, missy?

Speaker 22 (13:54):
Yeah, that's because I bought a poster from the gift shop,
you idiot.

Speaker 21 (13:59):
Of course I had something rolled up in my arm.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
It was.

Speaker 21 (14:02):
It's something I paid for.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
And you know how many times I've seen movies where
people act like they're buying a poster from the museum
gift shop, but really it's the original.

Speaker 20 (14:10):
Okay, well that's maybe a movie, but that did not happen.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I didn't see like I saw Nicholas Cage do it
in National Treasure and you did it?

Speaker 22 (14:19):
Okay, wow, Okay, Yeah, that was a crazy movie that
isn't real.

Speaker 21 (14:23):
Yeah, I'm sure you saw that.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
He was arrested.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
They were trying to arrest him for that crime as well.

Speaker 20 (14:29):
Yeah, in the movie. But I didn't do that. I
bought a poster at a gift shop at the museum.
That's what that was. I didn't steal anything.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
That was a movie based on real life events.

Speaker 20 (14:40):
Not even close.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
And that's where you got your idea.

Speaker 22 (14:43):
Yeah, I got my idea from the National Treasure movie.

Speaker 21 (14:46):
You know what I call the real cops you were
on What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm talking about that. This is actually a phone brink.
This is Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
brank on you and your friend Tiffany set you up.
What dude, she said, you've been to the museum a
bunch in the last few weeks, and oh.

Speaker 20 (15:07):
My god, I have constantly.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well, yeah, you've been trying to steal one of the
boscawaits one more time.

Speaker 21 (15:17):
I was gonna.

Speaker 23 (15:19):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks. We say
Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Time for what's trending with Nina.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
I think it's just amazing to see how this Taylor
Swift effect really can boost anything. We talked about how
it boosts the economy. We talk about how everybody's just
empowered to be like a woman. And now Travis Kelsey's
popularity has skyrocketed. We're talking about people buying his jersey.
He's now one of the top five NFL players that
have had his jersey sold the most. Also, his followers

(15:49):
went up because all the Swifties decided they wanted to
go follow him. So I'm sure he's living in his
moment right now. But that's a.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Great I wonder if he just wanted some promotion, like
self promotion. I mean, that's a great idea. I would
shoot my shot at Taylor Swift to make an extra million,
couple million dollars into buying my jersey.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Totally Okay, you know it's not gonna last.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
She's gonna eat you up, spit you out, and make
a new album about you. Fine, let me make a
couple of million dollars along the way.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
No, she did actually just promote her movie this morning.
It was posted that it's gonna be worldwide, it's gonna
be a great movie. I would do the same.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I mean, yeah, the movie is just a it's filmed
her concert, right, yeah, yeah, but it's still definitely music,
her really good concert.

Speaker 24 (16:37):
It was.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I didn't say it was at Victoria. Victoria will literally
fight anybody who mentioned the Taylor Stif's name, even if
you're giving Taylor suff the compliment. Victoria just just gets
so defensive, right, like I love Taylor Swift. No, I
love her more.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
I wouldn't say that it's yeah. Probably actually.

Speaker 23 (16:55):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Only on the Jubile Show, Sophia is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater and she's been with
her boyfriend Cole for six months, long distance for three months,
and now she thinks that he might be cheating.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
So we're going to see if we can catch him.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
In just a second, but first, Sofia tell us what's
going on with you and Cole.

Speaker 25 (17:14):
Hi, thank you so much for I guess hearing me out.
Hopefully we can sort this out. It's been kind of
like really really hitting me, just like I'm just so
confused at this point. So like about Cole and I've
been together about six months now and everything was going
so great, and then a few months in he had

(17:37):
to move overseas to London actually for work, and he
was like, we got this, we can do long distance.
We talked about like possibly maybe me coming there at
some point, but we've been doing like a long distancing
for a few months now.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
And it was about a.

Speaker 25 (17:54):
Couple of weeks ago, like things really started to take
a turn and I just like suddenly started up hearing
from him as much. I mean I would sometimes go
daze without really properly speaking to him, like there might
be a text message or something, but I mean he
won't answer my calls, but he's I'll see that he's
you know, like responding to other people on Instagram too,

(18:17):
just like not but just not responding to me. And
he keeps saying that he's been really busy with work.
So I think that what happened is is that he
met somebody over there possibly and he's just like doing
this like slow fade thing. Maybe, but I'm really hoping
it's not, because he swears that, you know, he's just

(18:39):
you know, really busy with work. But then I'm also
seeing him like super active on social media and even
responding to like stuff that my friends will post or
memes that are sent to him by Mike.

Speaker 20 (18:49):
Our mutual friends.

Speaker 25 (18:50):
So I just don't understand why he's not communicating with
me directly.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
I can understand why your mind would go right to
that place. I just wonder. I mean, this is for
all of us too. You know, when we see people
being active on social media and it's just like a
like or an emoji or whatever here and there, it
shows us that they're active and they're looking. But when
when you have to respond or talk to somebody that
you care about, that's more of like a paragraph, that's

(19:14):
like a longer communication. So I don't know, maybe that
just takes more effort, and he really is, you know,
working and tired. This is just you know, benefit of
the doubt, but it is something to think about because
sometimes we're wrong.

Speaker 25 (19:24):
Yeah, yeah, And I'm really hoping that I am just
like a little bit paranoid about it, and that it's
just taking time to adjust, you know, with the long
distance and everything. But we already only get you know,
a few hours out of our day to like really
connect with each other, so with the time zone change
and everything. So that's why I'm just really hoping to
try and I don't know, maybe see if I can

(19:44):
get a little bit more clarity at least.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
That's really hard. Do you believe you ever done long distance? No?
I like, really you know how to stay connected when
you're far apart? Advice? I did longest? Well, I did.
I was.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
I had broken up with my girlfriend when I moved
to Way for a job, but she still thought we
were together. I made it very clear we were broken
up though, but there was that was a very toxic situation,
which like all my relationships have been. So so I
guess I was in a long distance relationship. I just
didn't know it.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Okay, got it. Well, let's just well we know that
Sophia's man knows it, so yeah, sorry, I digress. We
told us what grocery store.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
He's a rewards card member of here, even though he
lives in London, so we'll call and just say that
he's still won flowers to be delivered to anywhere in
the world, the world he sends them to you or
somebody else. Okay, okay, okay, we go a play, so
I'll come back and get your to Catch a Cheater next,
it's time.

Speaker 23 (20:42):
To catch a Cheater only on the.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Jubile Show if you're just joining us for to Catch
a Cheater. Sophia is on the phone and she thinks
that her boyfriend of six months named Cole might be
cheating on us. So we're going to see if we
can catch him in just a second. But before we
do that, Sofia, why don't you catch everybody up on
your situation.

Speaker 25 (20:59):
Yeah, so we've been together for about six months now,
and then about three months ago he had to move
for London for work and we agreed to do long distance.
But a few weeks ago he just went kind of
kind of aid, has been really unresponsive to me, but
just also very active on social media and responding to
other people, just like kind of ignoring me. And this

(21:20):
is very not like him and not like us. So
I'm hoping to try and get some clarity on that.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Okay, So we're gonna call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store, that he's an awards car remember
at here, and do the usual, Say that he won
thirty six longstim red roses to be delivered anywhere in
the entire world, and we'll see if he sends them
to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
You ready, I think I'm ready. Okay, here we go.
I'm gonna call him right now.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Hi, this is Jordan calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Cole.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh yeah, that's that's me.

Speaker 13 (22:03):
That's uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 13 (22:05):
Cole?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Congratulations you're this most big winner. Don't hang up, that's
not a marketing call. Congrats.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh that's weird, okay, weird.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I guess what.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Did I win?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Well maybe you haven't seen the signs, but every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered anywhere they want, absolutely free. You just
want thirty six longstim red roses, a box of candy,
and a car to be delivered anywhere to anybody you want,
anywhere you want, absolutely free. It's actually a three hundred
and twelve dollars value.

Speaker 13 (22:33):
Okay, So I mean This is gonna sound weird, but
I actually moved. I live in London now and in
like three months. So oh so, I mean it might
be my hex. She might have been using my account.
So well, you know, how about we pass it on
to the next.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Person and give give them the gift?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
All right, so you can still wine flowers delivered?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
No, no, no, that's all right, I'll talk, Thank you
so much. Bye.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, yang up, I.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Think so, uh, Sophia, I think he did. He hung up,
so I'm gonna try to call him back. But maybe
it's the flowers being over here things. I'm just gonna
tell him who it is.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Is that cool? All right?

Speaker 25 (23:12):
Yeah? Yeah, I think that'll Yeah, that's.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Okay, Okay, here we go. We'll try again.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, Hello, Hi Cole. Yeah, it's just a grocery guy. Whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
No, it's it's not actually, please don't hang out. My
name is Jewboll. I host a radio show called The
Jewbell Show.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Hi, Cole, the whole shows here. I'm Nina, hi, and
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
Oh well, okay, okay, Well, I don't know if you
ever listened to the show.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
We're not on the air in the UK in town. Yeah,
but we're that was me calling you from pretending to
be from the grocery store. So we do a segment
on the show called to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other might be cheating, you try
to see who they send flowers to and your girlfriend.
Sofia is actually on the phone right now.

Speaker 13 (24:06):
Wait wait, wait what what You're calling me because she
thinks I'm cheating. That's that's fricking insane. That's crazy that
she thinks that I'm the one that's cheating.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Sophia.

Speaker 25 (24:20):
Well, why is that so crazy?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean you you haven't segn.

Speaker 25 (24:24):
To me in weeks. Like I'm just trying to I'm
just trying to understand what's done.

Speaker 13 (24:28):
Well, first of all, I was why I was busy,
and then you know what, like, uh, last week, Mark
he let me know that he sent me a screepshot
of your profile on Tinder.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Why are you you saying I'm cheating?

Speaker 13 (24:43):
I all I do is I don't have time to
cheat you.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Okay, First of all.

Speaker 25 (24:48):
I know I'm not on it, like I don't know
what your friend sent you, but I'm not actively on
Tinder like it. I used to have it before you
and I got together. But and we got together and
then I just deleted it, so the account might be
still there, but like it's got to be an old
profile there. I don't use Tinder, I don't have it,

(25:09):
so I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 13 (25:11):
The picture is from that beach day that we had
like two days before I left. Remember we went, we
went to the beach. That's where that picture is from,
from two days before I left. So that now it's
an old profile that has a recent picture.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, I don't I don't think so.

Speaker 25 (25:26):
So what you were just gonna like never speak to
me again and like not actually communicate with me or
talk to me or anything. You're just saying that that's okay.

Speaker 13 (25:35):
No, I was trying to find the word to tell
you that you are a terrible person and that then
that you know that I think that you're better off
finding someone on your little Tinder app because that's what
you deserve, is that someone that's gonna sleep with you
and give you herpes?

Speaker 24 (25:52):
You know.

Speaker 15 (25:53):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Okay, really fast?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Wow?

Speaker 25 (25:58):
Are you so are you seeing somebody else or not?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Like what's going on?

Speaker 13 (26:02):
Never, I've never watched I've never wanted.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Even talk to another woman. Since we were saying.

Speaker 25 (26:07):
Never, okay, cool, Well whatever, then I guess I should
just go back on Tinder.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Then wait, Sophia, are you on Tinder then or not?
Like you might be honest here for a second.

Speaker 25 (26:18):
Yeah, but like not to look for dates.

Speaker 23 (26:21):
What why?

Speaker 25 (26:21):
Man, I'm just looking to connect with people since you know,
Cole left, like he's gone, and I don't have very
many friends here, like a lot of our friends are
kind of scattered and busier with their partners, and mine
was I thought you know, who I thought was still
my partner, you know, is thousands of miles away. So
I was just using it to try and connect with people.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Which I totally get. But there's something called bumble bff yeah,
or other apps just for friends Tinders that's more for.

Speaker 25 (26:50):
Different Well okay, then I don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I don't know what.

Speaker 25 (26:54):
I don't know what. I don't know what to do now,
Like I don't know. This is like kind of gone
completely the so I just I don't know what to
do anymore.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Well, cool, If Sophia is not cheating on you, are
you still freaking out?

Speaker 13 (27:07):
I can't believe anything she says, and at this point,
I don't think that there's any way to repair this.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
So, Sophia, I have a nice life.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
But wow, he's gone.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, he hung up, Sophia, it is weird to be
on Tinder if you're in a relationship.

Speaker 25 (27:26):
Well, I guess, but I mean I think that's to
each their own. He could have also like talked to me.
He also lows me like two hundred bucks, so maybe
you can get that out of them.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I don't know if I can do that, but yeah,
good luck though. Hey, at least you guys were you know,
you were together for six months, not like, you know,
super long, and now you.

Speaker 25 (27:45):
Know yeah true, Yeah, I guess maybe I dodged a
bullet too.

Speaker 13 (27:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
You already got a jump start on Tinder.

Speaker 25 (27:52):
So yeah, okay, yeah, all right, well thank you.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Yep, good bye.

Speaker 23 (28:02):
The Jewel Shows to catch a Cheetoh, she's.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
A T two Trouble version two who imprinted on me
as a chick. I didn't take a lot persuading to
keep her to be Holles Show, and she'd just become
a really big part of my life.

Speaker 21 (28:16):
Apart from work.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
She goes everywhere with me, She rides around in the car,
goes shopping, so she waits in the car for me
and enjoys getting out of the car and eating stutch egge,
much to the amusement of a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
That's a British guy's getting popularity because he brings his
turkey with him everywhere he goes. Yeah, he brings a
turkey everywhere.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
It's excited.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Does the jump up and down like a dog when
he gets home, you know, but it's like little wattle
thing on its neck goes crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
You know, it's happy. Thanksgiving different at his house.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Can you tell turkeys are sad or happy based on
the little dangly thing neck?

Speaker 4 (28:54):
I don't think so. I've heard something about that, but
it's probably a man. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Would you ever get consider dropping five hundred dollars on
a date?

Speaker 22 (29:04):
Like?

Speaker 4 (29:05):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
What about not the actual date, just the app to
find the person to go out within the first place?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Five hundred dollars? Maybe?

Speaker 26 (29:12):
Would I get anything in.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Return because it was a matchmaker?

Speaker 20 (29:15):
Well?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Tender just announced a new exclusive, high end membership tier
called Tender Select, which will cost four hundred and ninety
nine dollars a month or six thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
WHOA, no, what, like, what are the qualifications that you
have to meet in order to be in that tier
other than have money?

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Well, we'll tell you about six thousand dollars a whole year.
If you need it for a whole year, then obviously
that five hundred dollars is not good. Like that tier
is not doing his job.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Well, I mean, I get the options part, but even still,
like you have to meet some type of requirement.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Right, we're talking about how Tender has announced that they're
adding a select tier for five hundred dollars a month,
and for that price, you might expect that you would
get personalized experience like human matchmakers and things like that.
It's just the normal tender algorithms. So you get special
access to Tender's most sought after profiles, they say, But

(30:11):
it's just a normal tender basically.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
So they just show you more.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
They say, you can you get access to the most
sought after profiles so you can enjoy exceptional connections.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
So they're robbers. They're playing on hopeful lovers that just
want to find love, and they're like, well, they'll throw
their money at this even though nothing changes.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
What There are a few other perks like being able
to direct message others without matching.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
That is invasive Instagram.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Basically, this tender select this feature for five hundred dollars
a month that they're adding to it is going to
be all dudes, just like I just want to be
able to say hi.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
First Hi, Hi? Why are you ignoring me?

Speaker 10 (30:51):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (30:51):
You're not even cute anyway?

Speaker 10 (30:53):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, And then they come back a few months later like, Hi, Sorry,
I said the thing about you not being cute. I was,
you know, upset, look at me. I'm in touch my emotions.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
That's right. I don't even like you anyway. Hi, that's
like a real conversation. Somebody has to themselves in my DM.
Apparently you can only yeah, that happens all the time.
You can only DM somebody two times a week and
if the other person is accepting dms. But you also
get to test out new feature, new features, and hide
ads if you are a member of the new tender

(31:23):
select five hundred dollars a month. What is the features?
I just I'm not sold yet, Like this isn't through
promising you the love of your life, Like this is
just who you want to spend a lot of money
and see what happened.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
I really can't imagine women spending money on this because
I was reading a thing about how the platform is
mostly like ninety percent of the guys are going after
ten percent of the women on the app on Tender. Yeah,
so it's it's kind of like walking into a bar
and there's two women there and it's five party, yeah,

(31:55):
and you're all just kind of looking at the same people.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
But I will say that I've thought about spending more
money and the matchmaking thing and stuff like that, because
then you know for sure that you have people that
are looking for the same things you are. Because on
Tender and all these other apps, I mean, if you
even look at their profiles, it's like open to a
short relationship, open to you know, open relationship, like all
these different things. They don't have the same thing as you.
So if you know you're paying for what you want

(32:17):
and those people want the same thing, then it's worth
it because then that pool is you know, special.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
But out here in the wild, Tender's website says they're
not currently accepting applications, but continue to check back if
you want to be on the new Tender select plan.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
So is that supposed to draw on like celebrities and
stuff too, because you know how they have those apps
and you have to like know people to get on
those apps, and those only cost twenty five dollars a month.
I think that might be what they're trying to do.

Speaker 26 (32:46):
Wait, but why if they already have like their own app,
why would they want to come to Tinder?

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Right, great question, Victoria.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
I will say a friend of mine told me that Raya,
which is the famous person dating app, is flooded with
regular people.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Now it is really a plummet now ormies, the normies
have showed up to the rich dating app. They say
that it'll open it up to most active users on
a rolling basis, but they want to keep the number
of Select Tender users to less than one percent.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
So it sounds like it's just a status.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Thing because you don't get anything extra, but you get
to say you're one of the select members who gets
you get to pay six thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Tender. Please meet somebody in the wild and have them
go Hi, nice to meet you. I'm part of the
one percent of Tender. Yeah, you know you want to
know me.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
You know there's some dude out there who's going to
pay and just be like, yeah, dude, I'm getting hit
up like crazy on Tender.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
It's not stude because like.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
They see like the tender Select thing, and it's like, dude,
they know right there, I'm hella rich.

Speaker 16 (33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
It's weird because they all their names start with a
dollar sign cash tag.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
This is not right. All these apps are just stealing
money from people. They're not right.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Bridget would you subscribe to the tender Select?

Speaker 11 (33:57):
Yeah, I totally would.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
You would? Why if? I?

Speaker 11 (34:00):
Well, if I could, because well, A, if that would
mean I'm rich if I could afford to subscribe to that,
And b I've been on Tinder for a long time
and all of my dates are horrible. I just feel
like i'd have a better chance of being matched up
with someone worthwhile.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I guess I feel that you were totally worth it
if you were paying five hundred dollars a month for Tender.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (34:26):
And I mean, like you guys said, if you're if
you paid six thousand dollars for the whole year, then
something's wrong. Obviously, Hopefully you could pay for like a month,
be matched up to the right guy, and there you go.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's not magic. It doesn't work that way. It's not
like here sprinkles some pixie dust on yourself and there
it is five later.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
What's the worst date you've been on from tender Bridget
just curious?

Speaker 11 (34:50):
Oh, I don't know. Most recently I went out with
a guy who had it's really bad to say, but
he had the worst lisp. Like it was so bad.
I could not I just couldn't get past it.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
His lisp.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
I think lists are kind of cute.

Speaker 11 (35:10):
No, I mean this was it was bad. It was
very distracting, and I just.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
It was bad.

Speaker 11 (35:20):
I know it sounds bad.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Well, yeah, thank you for the phone call. So you're
not you're not a lisp person. You know some people
like I guess I'm not. You're like, you're not in
a lisp. Thanks read your very phone call.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Would you pay five hundred dollars a month to be
a member of Tender Select? It's said a tender supposedly
has a secret VIP membership that they've had for years too.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Did you know that? I had no idea?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
What is it secret VIP membership?

Speaker 4 (35:50):
What do you get why?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I don't know, Victoria, someone in this room it's a secret, Victoria.
Would you be more attractive attracted to somebody on tender
if they had the select tag on their thing or
they were like a vip if.

Speaker 26 (36:05):
They get me the secret vip tender, then yes, all right.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
So the dudes out there like worth every penny? Tell
you time for what's trending with Nina.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Do you ever feel lonely just wish that you could
talk to somebody, but you don't really feel like dealing
with people and calling your best friend. Now you can
just talk to chat gpt. Okay, sweet? Really, actually I
think it's kind of interesting. So, you know, chat gpt
is what are we calling it? Exactly, Brady, the technical
term for it, that's what it is.

Speaker 20 (36:37):
AI.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Okay, yeah, I know, but I just thought there was
like a technical term for it. I was just checking
in with it.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I think it's technically okay, I think it's just AI.
That is it a search bot something like that? All that,
it's AI chat bot.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
So now with the new feature, it's going to let
you talk to it and also you'll be able to
turn the device around so it can see an image,
so like if you want to show what's in your refrige,
you can do that and then chat GPT can come
up with a recipe for you based off of the
ingredients that are in your refrigerator or based off of
whatever is in your pantry. Sweet. Yeah, so now you
don't have to do anything you feel lonely. Talk to

(37:12):
you chat GPT. You know you feel like you're hungry,
Tell chat GPT to whip up a recipe for you.
I mean, I'd start naming my little chat GPT. I
think I'll have a conversation with chat GPT later this evening.
I'd just start calling it G for short. What's up G.
How you feeling today? G? Anyway, you want a date
with chat GPT tonight? That'd be fun, you know what. Yeah,

(37:33):
then we'll talk back and you can still be nice
and cozy and stuff. Well, you know what, watch a
movie A day in the life, Bradley, get out there
and meet real people. If we all keep doing this,
world War three will happen. Yeah, but that's hard to
be already. I can't stop it. You know. Lonely is
a choice, that's false. But we're not lonely, and right

(37:54):
now we're all together. Thanks really much.

Speaker 15 (37:58):
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Speaker 3 (38:07):
Ryan is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up. He's getting ghosted by a woman named Jennifer. Ryan,
thank you for coming on the show. Hey, before we
get into the date and stuff, how long has it
been since you heard from Jennifer?

Speaker 27 (38:19):
Oh god, it's been what a few weeks I believe now.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
So that's definitely getting ghosted.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Then.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Okay, well let's see if we can figure out what's
going on. How about you tell us how you guys
met and what happened on the date.

Speaker 27 (38:32):
Okay, so we met on Hinge if you know what
that is, sure do And okay, I figured you would,
and you know, we we went to dinner.

Speaker 10 (38:45):
And then you know that we had a nice time
at dinner, you know, nice conversation and stuff. And after
dinner we went to a different place and we got
some ice cream, you know, just talked a little longer
and stuff. And then when it was over, we parted ways.
But what I thought was a good sign is we
shared a kiss before ending the night.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
That normally is a good sign.

Speaker 28 (39:09):
Yeah, at the end of the night, I mentioned about
a second date and she said that that would be cool.
So that's kind of why I'm a little confused about
not getting a test back or anything.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
So did you reach out to her again after the date? Then?

Speaker 28 (39:26):
Oh, yeah, yeah, I've texted, you know a few times
and stuff, and I haven't heard anything.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
Maybe it's because I mentioned a second date, but I
was really excited to take her to a museum that
we were talking about that night on our first date.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Well, I think mentioning the second date is always a
good thing because that's your intention. You want to see
her again, because then she would know what to do
with that. Was there anything leading up to the kiss,
like while you were getting ice cream? Did anything happen
that may have been kind of a red flag for her?

Speaker 10 (39:59):
I mean, not that I think of it all, seeing
you know, once we're the ice cream and stuff, when
we were partying ways, it just seemed natural, you know,
we you know, you're standing there and there's kind of
that little lull and it's quiet, and you lean in
and she reciprocated.

Speaker 17 (40:15):
So yeah, I thought everything was fine.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Did your kiss have any tongue? Was it a good kiss?

Speaker 17 (40:22):
I mean I thought it was a good kiss.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Describe it in a great detail, please, no serious question.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Did your kiss have tongue?

Speaker 18 (40:31):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
No, okay.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
That could be a good thing or a bad thing.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
It's a medium that's usually not like a there's a
lot of fire. It's more of like a polite where
it was it an open lip kiss. I'm sorry, I'm
asking so many questions about the kiss, but it does
what he is because I've just given a kiss at
the end of a day. You know. I didn't like,
wasn't feeling it. It was more like.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
A like a peck on the lips. Yeah, you know,
grandma's do that, but so like, you know, just like
a little thing of affection, like.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Oh that was fun. Was it like a kiss from
your grandma?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
It was it a kiss from your grandma or or
a grandma that a grandma that's not your grandma that
wants to kiss.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Okay, probably don't answer, because that's a lose lose for you. Yeah, okay,
but there was a kiss. That's all we that's all
we know.

Speaker 17 (41:21):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean I think the kiss. It
definitely wasn't a quick pack.

Speaker 28 (41:27):
I thought it was, uh, I guess you'd say appropriate
for the time.

Speaker 17 (41:32):
It wasn't just a quick pack. We held it for.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
A while, Okay, you know, all right, cool.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Well, we'll try to figure out then we'll pla us
on come back and then call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get
you another date.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Okay, all right, all right?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
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Speaker 3 (41:57):
Right in the middle of the first Day follow up,
if you're just joining us, Ryan is on the phone.
He's getting ghosted by Jennifer and we're about to call
her see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date if he still wants one. Ryan,
before we call her, though, why don't you refresh everybody's
memory on your time with Jennifer.

Speaker 17 (42:14):
Yeah. Sure. So we met on Hinge and we set
up a dinner date.

Speaker 10 (42:18):
We went out to dinner, I had some nice conversation,
thought we had a nice time.

Speaker 17 (42:23):
We got some ice.

Speaker 10 (42:24):
Cream after, and we shared a kiss before ending the night.

Speaker 17 (42:29):
And then you know, after, before she left, I brought
up about.

Speaker 10 (42:33):
A second date to this museum that we were talking
about during dinner that we both liked.

Speaker 17 (42:39):
I've been texting her with no.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Reply, so we'll see if we can figure out for you. Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
We're gonna call her right now, you're ready, mm hmm, okay, Hello, Hi,
I may speak to Jennifer please. Hey, Jennifer, how are you.
My name is Jubell. I host a radio show. It's

(43:06):
called The Jewbell Show.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Hi, Jennifer. My name is Nina. I'm here too on
the show.

Speaker 14 (43:11):
Hi, and here.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Victoria the who show?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
What it's called The Jewbell Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment on our show it's called the
first Date follow Up. That's where if you go on
a date with somebody and then end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got
an email about you. You did, Yes, it's from a
guy named Ryan.

Speaker 24 (43:35):
Bryan Bryan, I mean, I'm not what a guy named
Ryan the other week, but I don't know radio show.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Well, he's just a little concerned because he never heard
from you after the date. So we're just checking in
to make sure everything was okay and see why you're
not responding to him.

Speaker 24 (43:53):
Oh well, well, okay, so I've recently moved here, like
I haven't lived here all that long, and so I've
been kind of trying to connect with people and meet people.
So I've been going out on a whole lot of dates,
and I'd love to go out, but I don't know
if Brian's like the guy like I don't. I didn't
feel a real connection with him, like at all. Oh really,

(44:16):
our conversations were kind of bland, like he talked about
himself like a whole lot and didn't really ask about
me at all. And then I felt a little like
weird because we went out for dinner. Then we went
out for ice cream and he brought up a second
date and I didn't want to be mean, but then
he kissed me and it was not good.

Speaker 21 (44:36):
Let's just say it was like wet.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
So we talked to him, you know, and we asked
him some questions. He thought that you guys had a
really good time. It was really into you, and he
thought that the kiss was nice, so your experience it
it wasn't It was wet.

Speaker 24 (44:52):
Yeah, it was like a like I didn't want to
be mean, so I kind of like held it there,
you know. I was trying to not hurt feelings, but
it was an open mouth kiss with no tongue, So
it's just kind of like wet, like.

Speaker 21 (45:04):
I don't know if the girl's there.

Speaker 24 (45:05):
Know what I mean when I say it's like a
wet feeling on your face?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and just the lips wet because no tongue.

Speaker 21 (45:14):
Like my whole face wet.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Yeah, I do know what you mean. That's interesting. He
was really doing some like fishy stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Licking his lips a bunch beforehand. Some people just have
like really wet mouths. Yeah, And I don't know, I guess.

Speaker 26 (45:32):
Why is there a reason you didn't text him back
to tell him like, hey, maybe it's not going to
work out or something.

Speaker 20 (45:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 24 (45:39):
I just kind of didn't want to hurt her feelings.
And I, you know, like I said, I like going out,
I like eating people. I just didn't feel a connection.
And honestly, this is gonna sound terrible, but I've been
out with so many people that I forgot who is who?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Okay, So yeah, so you forgot that Ryan was the
wet kiss guy.

Speaker 24 (45:58):
Well, now that you refreshed my memory, I can't forget it.
But you know, I went on like to rend so
you know, I kind of I just want to meet
people and and find a connection, and I just don't
feel a connection with him, which is probably why I
just put it to the side.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Okay, all right, Well, thank you for being honest. I
appreciate that. I need to be honest with you now.
And let you know that Ryan has been on the
phone this whole time. He's been listening and wants to
talk to you.

Speaker 24 (46:22):
What.

Speaker 17 (46:23):
Yeah, yeah, Hi, Jennifer, it's Ryan. I wow you.

Speaker 10 (46:36):
No, that's fine, And I mean one of the things
you said was the conversation was was bland, and I
talked about myself a lot. I mean I did that
because you know, you were asking a lot of questions
about me, so I was, you know, answering the questions.

Speaker 17 (46:54):
I don't know, uh, I mean yeah.

Speaker 24 (46:59):
Usually at this questions Ione asked you a question about you,
you say, oh, and what about you? But you kind
of never did. You just kept talking about yourself the
whole time. And I didn't want to sit there and
act like I was talking about myself the whole time.
But basically, like I would ask you a question like
how did you grow up? And you didn't even bother
to ask me, Like it's so weird.

Speaker 17 (47:19):
I don't know. I mean, it is twenty twenty three.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
You can easily just go oh, and by the way,
I grew up here, and I can't read your mind going.

Speaker 17 (47:28):
Oh, I should want me to ask your questions now
and stuff.

Speaker 21 (47:30):
But just I don't know.

Speaker 24 (47:32):
I just feel like it's basic, like you know, etiquette,
conversation etiquette, you ask people about themselves as well. You
try to balance it and you just get in and
I mean, that's neither here nor there. I just I
don't know. I just had to put you to the side.
And I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (47:46):
Okay, yeah, I get it asking questions back and stuff.
But I gotta say we'll thrown off by the your
description of the kiss.

Speaker 17 (47:57):
The wetness of it.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
Yeah, that is I've never heard that sappy.

Speaker 21 (48:08):
Yeah, it was pretty slippy.

Speaker 17 (48:09):
I mean you sloppy. Sloppy, I mean floppy, wet. We
didn't even kiss with tongue.

Speaker 21 (48:17):
How could it be sloppy. I don't know, man, Maybe
you need to like practice or something.

Speaker 17 (48:23):
Oh, this isn't high school.

Speaker 10 (48:26):
I'm not going to use my hand like you see
nerds and movies do hold on.

Speaker 17 (48:34):
Before Look, my lips are appropriately moist. Okay, I know.

Speaker 27 (48:41):
That that means that I've never had a complaint before
about the wetness, moistness whatever.

Speaker 10 (48:49):
You want to save my lips and I'm touching them now,
you're appropriately moist I mean, I don't.

Speaker 21 (48:57):
Well, maybe what you think of appropriate moisture is not
a prop for me.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Ryan.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Sorry, okay, well, you know we're real quick. I'll just interject, Jennifer,
would you like to go on another date with Ryan?

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Will pay for it on?

Speaker 21 (49:10):
Thank you?

Speaker 26 (49:11):
What?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Okay? Shocked saw that coming? Well, good luck. I hope
you find somebody that has appropriately wet lips for you.

Speaker 21 (49:18):
Yeah, I definitely will.

Speaker 10 (49:20):
And Jennifer's good luck in your quest to find somebody
with appropriately dry jew will.

Speaker 15 (49:31):
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Speaker 4 (49:41):
This is hilarious to me. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
If you haven't heard, Taylor Swift could maybe possibly be
dating Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelcey. And it's
hilarious to me because now all of the sports commentators
are not talking about sports at all anymore. They're talking
about Taylor Swift, just like the rest of the world
has been in her eras to her. Just a clip

(50:06):
from some sports guys talking about Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Kntc's in the middle of a dynasty road.

Speaker 29 (50:11):
Now they got the biggest star on Earth in their
sweet hating their talk can't is about to win a super.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Bowl game and it's all because Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
I think Travis, Taylor Swift, and Taylor Welcome football, Taylor
Swift fans, all the Swifties.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
That's actually really funny.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
I'm looking forward to where the talk on ESPN changes
from she's dating Travis Kelce to now they're just breaking
down the different songs from her Airs World tour. Victoria reason,
Victoria's the angriest Taylor Swift fan every No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
I'm saying I think it's gonna be hilarious.

Speaker 26 (50:49):
Because you're gonna try to pick all the ones that
are about Travis Kelce. What if they're not even dating.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
No one said that Victoria.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
To hear some Taylor Swift fans that do feel very
passionately that they are not dating Travis.

Speaker 22 (51:01):
Honey, you done shot yourself in the foot, because now
we know you're all talking to her.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Anyone who knows Taylor knows that you would be on Lockdown.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I'll upside your name.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Notice how literally nobody on Taylor's team has commented on
any of this.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Get Travis his brother.

Speaker 23 (51:12):
The entire NFL practically he's talking about.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Her name and if he dropped her name, then she
have milking period.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
I have a goal that's pretty accurate. It's pretty accurate.
I have a goal, and I want to see something
happen really badly. I want to get one of the
top anchors at ESPN, one of the most passionate anchors,
one of the people that sounds like this kid, like
that type of guy. You know, did they just smell
like sweat and meat. I want them to debate at
Taylor Swift fan on ESPN about how they're not and

(51:42):
just with all that passion on both sides.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
That would be an amazing debate. That'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Here's Patrick Mahomes, the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs,
talking about the game on Sunday where Taylor Swift was
in the house.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Do you realize how much pressure there was on you
today from the Swifties to get Travis Kelsey at touch it.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
They're not even talking about football all anymore. It's amazing it's.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Amazing Taylor in the house today.

Speaker 29 (52:05):
I heard she was in the house, not a little
bit of pressure, and so I knew how to get
it to Trev And of course there is on a
route that Travis he does his own thing and just
makes up a route and not throw it to him.
So I think he wanted to get in the ins
up just as much as all the Swifties.

Speaker 8 (52:16):
Wanted them to.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Love that.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yeah, great wing man. The talking football has changed. Everybody's
talking about Taylor Swift dating, well potentially dating.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I'm sorry Taylor Swift fans.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Shot yourself in the foot.

Speaker 21 (52:34):
Anyone who knows.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Taylor notes I feel like Taylor Swift fans are more
passionate than Rabbit NFL fans.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
I think there's a lot of truth to that. But
then why are all of a sudden, Travis Kelsey's jerseys
flying off of the shelves. They're saying Swifties were the
ones buying the Travis Kelsey jerseys now, so they're all
in on football and the jerseys.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
And they're buying them to burn them somewhere, they say them.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Until it goes wrong and he gets a song about it.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
I gotta be honest, I'd never heard of Travis Kelce
before this, so really that's that's that's why I think
he was trying to dater so that people would hear
his name.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
I think a lot of people know who he is.
But that's cool.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah, Taylor Swift is actually being asked to change an
NFL tradition that's been around for thirty two years.

Speaker 21 (53:19):
What tradition?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
It's the tomahawk chop. What it's a it's a it's
a tradition that the Kansas City Chiefs have the Atlanta
Braves also have.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
But this dude, they do that during the games and
they're doing like a clap.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yeah, well it's like, yeah, they're holding their hands like
a tomahawk. And a Native American activist named Ronda Levaldo
is hoping that Taylor Swift might help her to get
the Chiefs to finally abandon that at some point, because
the Braves and the Chiefs both have traditions like that
that the Native American community feels like are not cool,
to say the least.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
They then to like get rid of her, to get
rid of it.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
They want Taylor Swift's help to get rid of the
tomak chop.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
What would it be instead shake it off. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Well that's the other thing that I didn't think about.
The end of the music at the NFL stadiums is
going to change so much. It's like Rick Ross and
then or just like heavy metal R and now it's
just going to be shake it if your team gets
scored on. Now, if your team gets scored on, the
announcer's gonna be like, don't worry about it, chiefs, fans,

(54:29):
you know.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
What we're gonna do. Shake it off. Now we've got
bad blood. Yeah. Imagine though, like if Travis Kelcey and
Taylor Swift are really dating and the whole world is
just watching them like this and making jokes about absolutely everything,
like are you loving it? Like is that part of
the turn on for you?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
If you're if you're if you're one of Travis Kelcey. Yeah, yeah,
I would think it would be hilarious.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Honestly, I think Travis kelce doesn't know what to expect here.
I think he's along for the I had very Pete
Davidson energy. Right, He's just gonna be like I'll just
take I'll just take what I can get while I
can get it.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
And I think that's the ride he's taking. I think
he's super hot.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
So not I'm just saying, Davidson, I don't think he
ever hooked up with these or like started dating these
mega celebrities thinking it was gonna last forever. I think
he jumped on and said, hey, I'll just do whatever
I need to do and maybe I'll get a movie
or two out of it.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
There's some hilarious clips on any social media platform of
people talking about this.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Did you see that Tylers staying that football player?

Speaker 21 (55:34):
Yeah, that's Keilty is awesome.

Speaker 20 (55:36):
She's gonna be like helping.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Him get his career ratings and like putting in the map.
I think it's awesome that she's helping him so much.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Kelly, Stop, his career's about to like explode now too.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Because of his career did explode when he was winning
Super Bowls? Did he win Super Bowls?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Stop?

Speaker 4 (55:59):
It's time for what's trending with Nina. Well, there's a
specific genre of movies that gets extra popularity this time
of year. Do you guys know what it is? Could
you guess Gary? Oh, that's actually a legit guess Halloween?
But no, that's what I was thinking. Or no, No,
it's rom comms. I love this?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Oh is it?

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Because yeah, fall most people are watching rom coms, so
maybe you've already watched a few. I know Netflix just
dropped a couple new ones, but even the Hallmark Channel,
both men and women. A study shows that they both
want to watch more of these types of movies because
when it gets colder outside, we humans have a need
for inner warmth and rom comms do it? Isn't that

(56:37):
kind of cute? You're like, you like an actual warm.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Fuzzy what's your favorite romantic comedy?

Speaker 24 (56:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
I like he's just not that into you. I love
that movie me too. It's really cute. There's a lot
of them. But I also am a sucker for the
Hallmark Channel. I have my Hallmark watching outfit for Christmas time,
so it's the best.

Speaker 26 (56:56):
What's the one where it's like she has a sister
and the guy can only go out with the sister.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
If he finds a date for the girl. Is it
the ten things I hate about? No? No, it has
the joker in it. The guy who plays the joker.
You can't think of his name. I hate about you?
Oh it is? Yeah? I like that one. I'm not
anyone asking led. Yeah, Yeah, that is a good one.
That's what's trending. My favorite I love you man. Oh
that's a good one. I do like that one. Is

(57:24):
that a rom com?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Yeah yeah it is, but it's like a guy's rom
ca do not mean to you guys. No, it's not
that they're like the guys aren't in love likes like
it's a broman. Yeah, it's like a broman. It's a
romance com. It's a it's a bromance rom COM's a promm.
It's really good though. I think you'll like it no
matter if you like brom comms or not. It's a

(57:45):
really good movie though. It's a funny one.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
All right.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Okay, so go get your fuzzies on. That's what trending
is coming up this Sorry you told me get my
fuzzies on. I was like, all right, I'm gonna get
my fuzzies on real quick. I want to wear slipper
after you said that.

Speaker 19 (58:06):
Jubiles dirty little secret?

Speaker 11 (58:16):
Hello, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 4 (58:17):
You have a dirty little secret? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (58:19):
Hey, how's it going? Uh So, basically what's going on
is that nice? Gosh, my sister married the student and
they've been together for like they've been married for like
five years, and you know he's lived around a couple
of years before that, and like at first I didn't
know what it was, but like as time has gone on,

(58:39):
and you know, he's just gonna become part of the
I mean, he has become part of the family. So
he's basically just like a huge stick in the mud.
Like my family is so funny, Like you know, our parents,
you know, they didn't give us much, but they gave
us a sense of humor.

Speaker 30 (58:54):
And this guy is so bull so on funny. I
can't believe that my sister wanted to be with a
guy like that. It was just like the other day,
I think it was back it was like Labor Day
or something like that was the day we all had off.
We're all together and we were talking about, like what
a beautiful day it was, and he's like, oh, supposed.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
To rain later.

Speaker 31 (59:17):
And then like after that, like we saw these people
moving into their new house.

Speaker 30 (59:21):
Was like this beautiful new house. It was like exciting, you.

Speaker 9 (59:24):
Know, beautiful, little precious moment.

Speaker 31 (59:27):
And and he was like, well, who would choose to
move on a day like Labor Day?

Speaker 4 (59:31):
It's like white, you know it, Liked.

Speaker 30 (59:35):
We literally saw a dog that day on a walk
and we're like, wow, that is such a cute dog.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
What's his name?

Speaker 30 (59:41):
And this guy, this guy's like, you know, I.

Speaker 31 (59:44):
Would get a dog, but the you know, they die
after a few years, and I feel like it's just like,
I know, what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Yeah? Yeah, I can't stand him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
It is. That's crazy. Are you gonna do anything to
try to break them up?

Speaker 24 (01:00:03):
Oh?

Speaker 30 (01:00:05):
Man, I've got half of mind to start a rumor
or something. I swear I've thought about it. I've thought
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Man, good luck with that, all right?

Speaker 23 (01:00:19):
What's your dirty little secret? Text youbol to four one
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