Trends We Secretly Hate

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is something trendy that you can't stand? It's the
Jewbile Show. I asked the question because there's a trend
going viral of people sharing trendy things that people admit
are actually annoying. We found out on the show yesterday
it pumpkin spice is no longer the number one celebrity
and flavor World do some good to some people, Okay,

(00:21):
majority of people. I'm just still a fan. It's going
out of style, which is good because it was starting
to get too big for its pumpkin spice breeches. I
was walking on whatever. Wait, there's other spices out there too.
I think you're so cool. I love you, Pumpkin Spice. Yeah,
except you're not the top anymore. It's but text in

(00:42):
four one six one, what is something trendy that you
can't stand? And we'll go over the list that's going
viral on the internet right after this. It's the Jubile Show.
It hits one or six point one. Did I mention
pumpkin spice is a jerk? I love you. I'm tired
of mullets and TikTok trends. It's a text we got
in at four one oh six one because I asked
the question, what is something trendy that you can't stand?

(01:06):
It's a question is going viral on the internet, people
sharing the trendy things that they think are annoying. So
texting yours four one, six one. Somebody just texted in
right now the hawk to a girl?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Right, ah, that poor girl. Oh, I know she's just
trying to get by. She knows at a party that
my friends are at the other night. Wait, really, she
was hosting the party. My friend was DJing in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
So cool.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, that's cool. She was really nice. I look like
I hope so actually I hope the Hawk to a
moment goes to her head and one day she's caught
somewhere and be like, do.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
You know who I am?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm that girl who went hawk two on the internet.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
She gets to tell her grandkids one day.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, but what is something trendy that you find annoying?
We'll go over the list and yours right now. Macha
Everything is macha flavored and it's disgusting. Somebody says, I
don't like mancha either. I know it's so good for you,
so I'll make myself choke it down. But it's really
not delicious?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Why don't not drink?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I like the benefits of it. What are the benefits? Antioxidants?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
You can't still don't know what that means? Yeah, being
able to go to somebody you haven't had macha today? Well,
I tell you're health conscious? What anyway? Yeah, I just
drank a gallon of match on the way hair. What's funny?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Make it go?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Body?

Speaker 7 (02:24):
What's funny about manchas? It can be absolutely amazing or
it could be absolutely terrible. So I'm on the macha train.
Actually I like macha, but what I've found is that
it never really tastes good when I when anyone makes it.
So maybe maybe it actually doesn't taste good. I'm realizing
in this moment, maybe pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
You're over at Batcha. Just like the person who put
this on this list, I've had it once that was amazing,
and then every other time has been bad. Maybe that
was just lucky. They probably put sugar in it in
different flavorings. Oh yeah, we asked him the question what's
something trendy that you can't stand? A text just came
in at four one to six one that says, Taylor Swift, Hey,
no careful texting something like that, because Taylor Swift could

(03:04):
have somebody hunt you down. Another one on the list
that's going viral of trendy things that people can't stand babies.
The list list.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
I think it's overexposure to babies or people posting their
babies everywhere.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's just constant babies. It says when someone brings their
baby to work, the whole place nearly shuts down, and
everybody wants to hold the baby or make faces to
make the baby smile. If that's not your natural instincts,
like what I used to be that way, I would
like I used to work at this office. It was
a regular office job. I'm not office material, so I

(03:40):
was a horrible employee. But anyway, we did have this
one when we just had a baby, and she would
go around every single cubicle and show off the baby.
And I used to not get it. I was like, oh, great,
here she comes. It's all awkward with babies. I'm gonna
turn around and go hi, baby, you don't call HR.
I wasn't talking to you, older woman talking to your

(04:01):
baby baby. But now I will love it, not like
I'm in a different place now. I think babies are
super cute, like and and I don't like to work
as much like you, so so I would be like, sorry,
can't go to meeting. There's a baby here, so.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Good, squishy baby. I like to eat their thighs. What well,
listen that baby thighs are where it's at. And you
know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Somebody else said babies are about as interesting as a
block of cheese. When they start communicating with words, that's
when children get more interesting. It is true, I do.
I don't know where to look, old head.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm a baby, a stranger's baby, making eye contact with
you and smiling, and you're like, oh, you see that.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm a kind soul.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Because babies and puppies know when you're a good person.
But when you're get to smile from a baby that
you don't know, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You don't think?

Speaker 8 (04:54):
So you like, do you all? We want to argue,
But this time I think I'm right. If a baby
smile that you, they don't know if you're a good
person or a bad person. Person in the world smile.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
In fact, younger than six months, all baby smiles are
actually farts.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
What gass? Oh that's cool.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
Yeah, there's thing as a baby smile below six months.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Wells and now when I see a really tiny baby smile,
I say something about, okay, this is an airplane, don't
be farting on it. Another thing on the list of

(05:36):
things that are trendy that people say are annoying summer.
Why don't I don't agree with this one? I like
some messenger? Is this on the list?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Is on the list?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's going viral? Who made this list or middle management
made this list? For sure?

Speaker 7 (05:53):
When you bring babies into the offense the summer, stupid
summer vacation.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Vacations and we do not like glad at this company.
It brings you joy? Forget about it, says I do
not understand why so many people claims I love being hot,
sweaty and stinky for four to five months out of
the year. Okay, I will say, I don't like to
be too hot. It got to just be right.

Speaker 8 (06:15):
But you just go in the ocean like you go
to a beach, she go to the lake, you go
to pool.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
All the time you'll be sitting in your car with
the ac or that. Another thing on the list of
things that people say are annoying but are trendy pickleball, Yeah,
everyone says. Everyone says, you have to play. It's so
much fun. I've played tennis and ping pong, and I'm
not missing out on anything but an injury. At my age,

(06:41):
I have not played pickleball yet.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I haven't either, and it is on my list. Actually,
Dabby and I are going to start playing tennis, but
we can also make that pickleball.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
You don't want to play tennis, Yes, I played in
high school. Really, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
I think we should have a party outside midday. We
bring iced machas, we blastom tailor swift, we have somebody
bring a baby that's weird, and then we play pickleball.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I want to play pickleball against the baby, just me
and a baby on the other side, just trying to
hold a racket.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
I would.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, you're gonna give. They're under six months and they're
smiling and think they're just far sitting over their farting.
iPhones is another thing that people say is trendy but annoying.
I will agree with this. That's like half and half though,
because I love my iPhone. Then it connects to my
computer by iPhone. The fact that you have to buy

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a new one.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
Every few years because the battery is gonna mess on
you is kind of annoying.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It says their screens are smaller than most Androids and
Google Pixels, and the interfaces are terrible compared to androids.
The iPhone interface is bad, though androids are way better.
It means well the things you can do and how
good it does it well? Listen, Android does everything better.
But I won't agree on the interface thing. I think

(08:02):
Android's clumsy.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
It's like, hey, how do I get out of the
screen on an Android?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
So I just swipe up on that.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't know how to even use all of the
features on my iPhone, so I'm very happy with what
I've got.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
The other thing that is trendy that people say is annoying,
and I fully agree with this one. Self checkout. Oh yeah,
I kind of like self check in great for use
as an express lane. There are more problems than their worth.
These people are so irritated by people's joy. It's unbelievable.
Checkout always malfunctions on that always better than do it

(08:37):
with the person. It sounds like use your error, then
you have to wait for the person. I don't think.
I don't think it's user error. It literally will just
freak out on me all the time. You just have
to smile, and then the person that's working that section
make sure that you're taking care of if they're paying attention,
because they don't pay attention most of the time because
self checkout. They feel like they don't have to do anything.
I have a job already. I'm not gonna go grocery

(08:58):
shopping and then do another job.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah, stuff, scan it, give it to me, let me go.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, they should pay me for working at the store
for a little while. I bag my own groceries and
everything else. Just pay me for ten minutes. Can I
check out? I mean that'd be great. So check out,
you get a ten dollars discount.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's another jubile phone.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, just DONK, just checking in,
you know, DONC boy Donk from oh you know what, dude, Like, well,
I guess we haven't talked on the phone because I'm like,

(09:39):
this is my first day anyway. Like, so you're a
subscriber to dot com, you know, like the virtual Assistant
and stuff. Yeah, yeah, my name is Paul Donkler. But
like you can just call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donkball, Like,
I'm your new virtual assistant.

Speaker 10 (09:56):
You're Mike. What happened to Jessica?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
You mean, like the virtual assistant that you had at
first or whatever.

Speaker 10 (10:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, Like I don't know, but they put me on
the case like a couple of days ago. So I've
been handling stuff for you and like, so now I'm
just calling the check and you know, cause I noticed
a few things about your skeate that I wanted to
go over with you. Dude.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Okay, first off, what was anybody going to notify me
that there was a change?

Speaker 11 (10:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Dude? You know what, bro, Like I was supposed to
notify you like three days ago, you know what I mean.
But like I'm not really on it with stuff like that,
so like kind of like mess that one up. But
so like I'm notifying you right now, dude, Like Donk
is all over it. Dude.

Speaker 10 (10:45):
Okay, Okay, this is confusing.

Speaker 12 (10:48):
Okay, So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica
with you, Yeah, I did, And you were supposed to
tell me this, yeah three days ago.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 10 (11:01):
And you're telling me now.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Dude, you hit the nail right on the head. I'm
proud of you.

Speaker 11 (11:06):
You know.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
So then wait, so who's been carrying the work for
the past three days?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
That would be DNK, Like I've been handling stuff like crazy, bro, already.
Like I noticed one thing about your schedule that was
very concerning to me, like you have no gym time, bro,
And so I went ahead and like there was like
a meeting tomorrow and then like in two days, like
another meeting. You know, I went ahead and canceled those
for you, and then I plugged in like an hour

(11:35):
each day, like we're gonna do chest tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (11:39):
What are you talking about? Wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait?

Speaker 12 (11:43):
Are you telling me that you've canceled two of my
meetings because I need.

Speaker 10 (11:48):
To go to the gym es day tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Dude, I already put the work out on there and
then Boulder Shoulders two days after moron.

Speaker 10 (11:56):
Do you understand what you just canceled on me?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, A couple of meetings that were like in the
place of gym time, And like I got a question
for you.

Speaker 12 (12:05):
Who's Jim that's the CEO of the company?

Speaker 10 (12:10):
Okay, yeah, that I worked for so well, like he.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Was sending some emails, Dude, I didn't like the tone.
So I want to have a responded on your behalf
like and I told him, what's what, dude? I told
him to step off and I told him, don't ever
talk to you that way. Well, I pretended to be you.
I hope that's okay. Like what what did you do?

Speaker 10 (12:30):
What did you do? Not?

Speaker 12 (12:32):
Why did you even talk and think of any kind
of tone that you needed to think?

Speaker 11 (12:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I can't even think right now.

Speaker 12 (12:38):
You should not have sent a thing to anyone without
bringing it to me first. And now you're telling me
that you've sent emails to the CEO of the company.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,
I will let you know that you had like a
presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,
I went ahead and did it for you. It's already
to the client.

Speaker 10 (13:02):
Wait wait, you set the presentation.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, I dude took care of it like no prob.
It was super easy to Like, Really, what I did
was I just outlined a good plan for them, you know,
like macros nutricians and workouts. You know. I included the
boulder shoulder workout that you got in two days from now.

Speaker 10 (13:20):
No, we got to get rid of you.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, no, I'm done with you, dude.

Speaker 12 (13:23):
This is not how business is conducted.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
This is not how you treat your clients.

Speaker 10 (13:28):
I didn't even speak to your boss.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone rank on you
and your girlfriend Tina. Say you up. Oh she said
you hired a virtual assistant company and wanted to invess
with you.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (13:49):
I'm going to give her a call right now.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
She has no idea. Scared I wouldn't. He didn't cancel
all your phone calls with her too? For gym time. Right,
you guys wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks
time for ninas. What's trending? Okay, I'm talking to you.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
If Starbucks is a part of your everyday morning routine.
Have you noticed that they changed their blend?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
What?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, one like their coffee. They're a regular coffee. Iced
coffee started changing on May seven. Really, they changed it
to it's a different coffee. No, it's still coffee, but
it's a different type of blend. This one's sun dried
and washed. It's approachable and refreshing with notes of malted milk.
Chocolate and a brown sugar sweetness. We were talking about
their coffee beans. It's a different blend. But this happened

(14:33):
on May seven. What does approachable mean with a coffee bean.
I've never been scared to approach a coffee bean ever.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Lot anymore. I love that.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
That's what you're hung up on. They haven't changed the
blend in eighteen years. So the funny part is is
a lot of people are just now realizing because they're
being told it's different.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I didn't know because nobody gets up.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
I mean, I think I'm the only person I know
that gets up coffee coffee stars.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I do every morning. I get a nice coffee, regular coffee.
Well it's a nice.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
There's nothing in it.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's best flavor flavoring at all. Yeah, I get two
percent sugar freevanilla.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Right.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
You know you never take so you don't like coffee.
You just like you like a vehicle for your sugar.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Sugar.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Okay, okay, Well did you notice it tastes different?

Speaker 12 (15:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I didn't. But you don't like coffee.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
No.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
I love coffee. I just don't care. I don't take
what it could tastes like crap. I'd be like it's
fine as long as it's gonna awake.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Well, there are a few people that notice right away,
and they took to Reddit saying that they could taste
the difference. But other than that, the rest of the
world is starting to catch up. Right now, some real
coffee the first time in eighteen years. It was changed
on May seventh. Today we're in August. This is a
dream come true? Did TSA really might be making your
dreams come true for the first time and it's not

(15:54):
padding you down freeze the three ounces of liquid rule?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Is that a good thing?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's been the rule for twenty years for it to
be three ounces of liquid for many reasons. Now there's
new technology that it's going to allow them to allow
us to take more than three ounces through like up
up to two leaders.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Actually that's quite a.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Bit, but the rules made for a reason, okay, But
they now have ways that they can scan. Different technology
is going to be looking at this liquid to make
sure that it's safe and all that. The catch is
that's not going to happen until thirty forty.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
That's a long time. In DSA's version. If we found
a care for cancer, it's going to be ready in
thirty years. Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Twenty twenty forty, the upgrade to all two thousand screaming
lanes and four hundred and thirty airports will be updated.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Oka' wait, they almost took my hairspray last time. I
was at the airport and it was its four ounces
four ounces, let me happen?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, yeah, and he goes, he goes, he goes.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
You've probably used some of this, right, And I was like,
I've used about an ounce.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
They made me throw out my favorite lotion last time.
Lotions they don't mess with for some reason.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
I don't know what what the deal is with that,
but maybe that's what you can use to do crazy things.
But lotions, I feel like they always take the lotion.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
I think he just wanted my lotion. Yeah, that's probably
I saw'm eyeing it.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I think kindness goes a long way, and sometimes that
four ounces just can you know they'll look away?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, no matter what it is. So yeah, they will
look away from a lot of things sometimes, so you
don't have to make you by the way to the
TSA people who have looked away for certain things about that.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Honestly, because this has just happened on our last trip,
over the weekend. I think the guy felt awkward because
when he opened up my suitcase to go through all
my stuff, all my bras and underwear were on top.
So then they started to spread all over the table
and I was just sitting there like, well, now that
this is on display.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
He kind of just looked at it and he said,
you're okay, okay, So that was all hack. Next time
I pack all bras. Yeah, that's it's time.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Pass a cheater.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Only on the Juble Show, Patrick is on the phone
today for to catch Cheater and he thinks that his
girlfriend of three years named Rha might be cheating. So
in a second, we'll call her and see if she is.
I want to try to catch her. But first, Patrick,
what's going on, man? Why do you think she's cheating?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
So me and Ray we've been together for about three
years and you know, it's it's it's mostly been great.
She's always she's always an adventure right to I guess
to put it nicely, she kind of goes where she wants,
you know, when she wants. She's not like a focus
has never been like her. Her strong suit.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Okay, you know, but I love that about her.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
You know what I mean, you know, Whereas I'm you know, calm,
you know, collected kind of guy. I'm not upity, but uh,
you know, Rayas loves that about me. You know what
I mean that we kind of yin and yang. We
balance each other out. I'm a family type of guy.
You know, I want to start a family. But you know,
we also get along great with her family. She gets

(19:03):
along great with mine, you know, my sister Page. They
go up or drinks every now and then. You know,
so it's been it's been really good. But the reason
that I'm emailing or you know, I email the show,
I just think she might be cheating on me with someone.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
But I'm just not sure what makes you think so?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Well again, you know, she's kind of always done her
own thing, you know, and you know, and that's I've
accepted that. But she'll like saunter in late at night,
you know, no explanation, you know, no reason. You know,
I always asked, but she's always like, oh, I was
just out with friends, or I went for a walk
or you know that type deal. And you know she

(19:47):
does do that. You know, she'll sit for hours, just
like staring at the sky or staring up in the
space you know, but it's been like she's trying to
hide something when she says it, you know, like.

Speaker 13 (19:59):
The like a bad actor.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
You know.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
So you know, I admit, you know, I've snuck on
her phone. You know, I've done all that. I've looked
through her phone. I've looked through the contacts, you know,
look for random messages. I just I don't see it.
One of the only ones that she has saved is
me and my sister. Even then, they were few and

(20:27):
far in between, you know, nothing, nothing crazy. There were
a couple of messages from some guys asking her if
she wants to hang out, but you know, they were
just left on rich So you know, I wasn't worried
about that. I can't ask her about it, you know,
because obviously I did, you know, sneak on her phone there.
I don't know what else to do. She's she's a

(20:48):
very sexual person, you know, always has been. And I
feel like, you know, maybe she's getting tired of me,
you know, and you know, seeing opportunities elsewhere.

Speaker 13 (21:00):
Kind of deal.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Is that part been happening while you've been worried anyway,
or is that kind of slowed down too?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I mean, it's kind of like now three years in,
you know, things ed and flow kind of deal. But yeah,
we just I just feel disconnected. We feel very disconnected.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Okay. And what she do when you ask her about it?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Well, I haven't really asked her about it. You know,
I don't want to admit, you know, that I'm you know,
I'm suspicious, and you know, I want her to trust me,
and I want to trust her.

Speaker 11 (21:30):
You know.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I guess, you know, going on her phone, you know,
and beating her privacy doesn't really help much. So it
doesn't help my case. Yeah, so you know, I'm just
I guess, I'm I'm trying for a way around, right,
and that's why that's why I got in contact with
you guys.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Okay, Well, you already told us about grocery store. She's
a rewards card member at so we'll play a song
come Back, and then call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random, we get
three flowers delivered from our rooral department, and we'll see
if she sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 10 (22:03):
Okay, Yeah, sounds good. Thank you guys, Yep, we'll.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Play a song come back to get your to Catch
a Teeter? Next right in the middle of to Catch
a Cheeter and if you're just joining us, Patrick is
on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend of
three years named Ria might be cheating. So in a minute,
we're gonna call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store, that she's a rewards card member, and say
that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends

(22:27):
those to Patrick or to somebody else. But first, Patrick,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.

Speaker 14 (22:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (22:34):
Absolutely, so.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Lean and I we've been together about three years, and
I'm just concerned right now because we're at a real
bad disconnect and you know, we're not we're just not driving,
and I feel like something's going on, something's wrong. You know,
she's a free spirit and she does her own thing,
and that's something that I've admired for her. But now

(22:58):
I kind of feel like, you know, that free spirit
is is doing other things all right, and I just
want to I just want to figure this out.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
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Speaker 10 (23:08):
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Speaker 1 (23:28):
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a rewards card member named Real.

Speaker 14 (23:34):
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Speaker 5 (23:41):
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Speaker 1 (23:41):
This month's big winner.

Speaker 14 (23:43):
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Speaker 1 (23:45):
The flowers?

Speaker 14 (23:47):
What? What flowers what?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Every single month we choose one Rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
You can send flowers anybody that you want within the
fifty United States. He won thirty six long stim red
roses a box of candy or chocolates in a card.

Speaker 14 (24:01):
Oh oh wow, okay, wait, so you're today. I get
to keep for like two dozen roses like they're for
me and I can.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
You can send them wherever you want.

Speaker 15 (24:12):
Yep, oh I can send them to Okay, wait, can
I keep like eighteen and then send like maybe stick
somewhere because I want them to Sure.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I've never had anybody ask to split it up like that,
but I'm sure we could. It's not changing the order
at all.

Speaker 14 (24:30):
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Speaker 1 (24:32):
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your ad. We have all your information to send them
to your address on file.

Speaker 10 (24:37):
Sure, okay?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
And first thing I would need to be the first
and last name of the person you'd like to send
them to.

Speaker 14 (24:44):
Yeah, it's page.

Speaker 16 (24:47):
Okay, page paid like a woman's name, gotcha?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay? Page? And then would you like to put anything
on a card? I?

Speaker 16 (24:56):
Yeah, how about I'm having a lot have fun with
you and excited to see where this goes, and love
fun with.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
You, excited to see where it goes. Yep, I can
do that. And I will also let you know that
this isn't the grocery store at all. This is a
radio show. It's called the Jewbill Show. My name is
jubal Hi and I'm Victoria, and we do a segment
called to Catch a Cheater and your boyfriend Patrick is
on the phone.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Are you kidding me? Are you real? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 12 (25:27):
Page?

Speaker 14 (25:28):
Page?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Page?

Speaker 10 (25:31):
Hey my monk, are you my sister? Who are you?
You got to know? Oh my god, Oh my god,
my god, it was jud you.

Speaker 14 (25:44):
Are you? I want to pose, I want to say sorry,
but at this point.

Speaker 16 (25:48):
Like I just don't even know why you can't approach
me face of age.

Speaker 14 (25:52):
You have to take me on.

Speaker 15 (25:53):
The radio to like, because you're just as.

Speaker 14 (26:00):
An honest din't even was and it was just gonna
be once and we both felt bad, and then it
happened several times and now we're both trying to figure
out a way to tell you. But you're still in Skia.
You take me on the radio.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
You are.

Speaker 10 (26:16):
The devil.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's my sister. You are seeing my sister. What the
hell did I ever do you? I'm just happy, not
not only I can't believe Jesus, I can't.

Speaker 16 (26:29):
She's herself and I'm just I don't know, like, I
feel like her energy is so much better. I'm just
so much happier with her.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
And I listen, you listen to what you're saying.

Speaker 10 (26:44):
This is so, this is so.

Speaker 14 (26:49):
I can't even get it.

Speaker 10 (26:50):
I can't even get it.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
And this is my you know, oh my god, my sister.
You know she's look I've just been one upping me
through my entire school sports.

Speaker 16 (27:00):
Looks like what a feeling and I'm not here something
I want you feel bad.

Speaker 14 (27:05):
I know that you've.

Speaker 16 (27:06):
Always been having contentious problems with her, because you know
she has always written like you an honor classes, even
high school and college. I just look like I it
just it just happened. And then like we both like
wrung our hands.

Speaker 14 (27:24):
About you know what guys making and you can't. And
I'm done a bit with somebody.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I want to know.

Speaker 14 (27:31):
I on my road.

Speaker 10 (27:37):
I'm done with you.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I'm I'm sorry, guys, this was way more than than
I was looking for. I'm sorry, I'm I'm off the phone.
I'm done.

Speaker 14 (27:45):
Wait, I still keep the rods in.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
No, you can't.

Speaker 14 (27:47):
I really think like them.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Okay, I hung up on Patrick. I'm sorry, man, I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Oh man, guys, I'm so this is not what I expected.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I got I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (28:03):
I'm going to figure this out.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
I know your business man.

Speaker 10 (28:06):
Thank you for I'm sorry, of course.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
All right, bye bye.

Speaker 17 (28:11):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Good morning? Can I take your order?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Am I gonna's tall? Trip?

Speaker 10 (28:17):
Got a large black cock? Large black cock?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 6 (28:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I mean mean av Yeah. The biggest funny that venty is.

Speaker 10 (28:26):
Large, No vent is twenty. Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 13 (28:31):
In fact, coal is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 10 (28:34):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's
also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and
three languagees.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
an armpit, sweat and game of trivia for all the
trivia glory. Also, speaking of pitting out your T shirt,
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us up if you want to play Victoria eight eight
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us at the Jewbil Show or go to the Jebelshow
dot com. And now for some fun brain exercises to

(29:22):
loosen up Victoria's noodle. Oh you ready? I think? So okay? Victoria?
What goes on? Wet? What coat goes on? Wet. Oh
that's it? Yeah, what coat you're got? What coat do
you put on?

Speaker 9 (29:40):
Wet?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know on what rain coat? No coat of paint?
What don't I did know that? What tastes better than
it smells?

Speaker 17 (29:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Gonna say ketchup? I don't know what tongue? Oh, because
it doesn't smell, it tastes? What kind of running means? Walking?
Power walking? Running out of gas? You versus Victoria is
coming up right after this. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Got room for one more if you still want to
go to asp But where did you find that?

Speaker 10 (30:25):
Some kid back in town traded the van for it?
Straight up?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog.
You know, Lloyd, Just when I think you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like.

Speaker 10 (30:39):
This and totally redeem yourself.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card, and
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Rob what's up?

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Rob?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Rob? Where are you? Rob?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
You will didn't have them up.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Can you hear me? Yes? I can. I don't know
what was wrong with your phone, dude. The phone is
all screwed up and now works. It was not my
error working. Now, how are you, Rob? Even though you
have a terrible phone? I did not do that right right,
I'm doing well. How are you doing? I'm good? Thank
you for asking. Are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 11 (31:25):
I am.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Let's see if she can function better than your phone today?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
I really did.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
All right?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Seriously?

Speaker 10 (31:32):
Is it hard to hear me?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
No, it's not. I screwed up. All right, we're sending
Victoria out of the studio and Rob. The game is
played like this if you have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, sounds great? All right, man, here we go.

(31:54):
Are you ready? I'm ready, Rob. Your time starts now.
How long did the first commercial passenger flight last? Four hour?
How many players are on a hockey team on the
ice nine? What is also known as liquid paper.

Speaker 10 (32:16):
Fast?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
What president was the first to speak on the radio.
How many time zones does Russia have.

Speaker 10 (32:26):
Two?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Basketball and volleyball were both invented in what state? All right,
got that in.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
We'll bring Victoria back in the studio, and while she's
getting settled, Rob, what's something you would like the world
to know today?

Speaker 10 (32:42):
That I'm an idiots?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, that does not make you an.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
Idiot, doesn't make an idiot at all, anything else other
than that, Just as Victoria, that does not make you
an idiot.

Speaker 10 (32:57):
I am.

Speaker 14 (32:58):
I'm a retired cop.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
That's it's a long time. Yeah, that is a long
time we have on the show Cops.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
Yeah, I'm an idiot.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
We are on the show Cops. Rob.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
No, No, you can stick out my own opinion about
the people that are but.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I guess we'll save that for a different time.

Speaker 15 (33:19):
Nothing.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
It sounds like we do a segment called dirty Little
Secret that.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
All right, Victoria, here we go thirty seconds, answer as
many questions as possible, and you have to be robout
right to win. And Rob you can tell Victoria when
to go, ready go? How long did the first commercial
passenger flight last? Three hours?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
How many players around a hockey team on the ice twelve?
What is also known as liquid paper?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I don't know, I'm counting. Wait what I don't know
past what president was the first to speak on the radio.
Oh crapmel wait.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
What, I don't know what's happened there?

Speaker 9 (34:10):
Like time.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Get watermelon?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Victoria just threw her back and gold.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
Jemmy.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
She looks up at you and you mouth yes. Victoria
looks up a lot over here when she's answering the
questions like I'm gonna help her out. So I decided
I'll just mouth the word watermelon and see if she
says it. And she did. You couldn't. How do you
know it's all right? It could be right, Victoria? Yes,

(34:43):
the esteemed president. I love that guy. He was great.
All right. Listen over the storeboard.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Yeah, you guys thrown. If you catch this video later,
the flip off was very powerful. Rob you didn't get
any correct, but neither did Victoria.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
That means Victoria wins. I thought that was correct. I
don't know, Victoria. It doesn't win. I mean just meat.
You out right robbed. You got a hundred dollar Races
gift cards for.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Playing though, Thanks man, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
No problem. Let's get the answers now. In Nita, I
was just.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Trying to catch up to the fact that you really
said when he said, I.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I want to hook you up with an answer there, okay.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
The first commercial passenger flight lasted twenty three minutes. There
are six players on a hockey team on the ice.
Liquid paper? Why that's white? Also wide out is also
known as liquid paper.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Warren G.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Harding is not President Watermelon. That was the first president
to speak on the radio. There are eleven watermelon I
know means how you hang out with the guy I
nicknamed watermelon. Listen to our podcast Classic.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Cast, listening in his podcast and you find out all
about watermelon that she us know that has a different
meaning anyway.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Russia has eleven time zones basketball because you didn't get there.
Basketball and volleyball were both invented in Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I wonder why I didn't get there.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
And I could have got the Massachusett once too.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I'll tell you why I didn't get there, Victoria.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
In the instructions of the game, it says if you
don't know an answer, just say passed, and you spend
about twenty three seconds on each question going oh, I.

Speaker 8 (36:24):
Have an answer, Brad, but I couldn't sell.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Watermelon, and you move on. I hadn't I didn't distract
you I was trying to give you an answer. I
just thought it was President Watermelon.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Know you.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
I wasn't trying to screw you up. Watermelon was the
guy after the warning? Yes, right, yeah, I know that guy. Yeah,
I hope you had.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Rob.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Congratulations, Thank you for playing. Thanks guys, have a great
you too. We play you for Victoria at the same
time every single weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria,
you can always dm us at the Jebel Show or
go to the Jewels Show Victoria still flipping me off?
Go to the jubelshow dot com.

Speaker 18 (37:07):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (37:14):
Meg is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named James.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if I tell us why he's Ghostinger and maybe
get her another date. But first, Meg, how long has
it been since you heard from James?

Speaker 19 (37:27):
Here's the deal. We live in the same building, So
I actually saw him. Yeah I know, so I see
him in the elevator all the time. So I actually
saw him like this morning, and uh, it's a little
bit awkward just because of all of this. So, but
I haven't heard, like, he hasn't kind of followed up
by a text or phone, which is what I was
kind of waiting for, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
What I mean. Yeah, So, did you reach out to
him other than seeing him in the elevator. No.

Speaker 19 (37:52):
Well, here's so at the end of our date, which
went really well, by the way, so that's yeah, So I.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Was sort of expecting a call.

Speaker 19 (38:01):
And then this morning when I saw him, I just
kind of was like, I have to say some things
I haven't heard from him.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
So I just said like, hey, you know, do you
want to go for dinner sometime?

Speaker 19 (38:10):
And he basically said I'll get back to you, which
I feel like is a bad sign.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, probably the best. Yeah, yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 19 (38:20):
But it was so great, Like we went to this
trivia night that he had been telling me about because
you know, I had seen him in the elevator. We'd
make small chat all the time. I actually have a
tiny confession that I would kind of plan to be
in the elevator when he was there. Yeah, I was like, oh,

(38:40):
if I keep running into this guy, So yeah, so
I like running into him and we were chatting and
he had told me with this trivia night, and then
finally he asked me out, which I was really psyched about,
and we just like had this great night. We even
went back to his place afterwards and we had a
great night cap and I don't want to be not PG. Thirteen,

(39:01):
but we had a pretty great kick at the end
of it. So so anyway, that's why I was totally
expecting to hear from him.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
So I don't know, I don't.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Know, Well, did something happen, Did anything actually go down
on the date that may have made it a little
bit awkward or that you felt like was a turning point?

Speaker 19 (39:18):
Well, here's obviously I have been analyzing this for days
because it's all I can read.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
I'm sure.

Speaker 19 (39:24):
So yeah, so the only thing so I started to go, okay,
maybe it was this because like my sister, she's going
through a bit of a bad kind of breakup right now.
She's a single mom, so she's having a hard time.
She did call me a couple of times. Oh, it
might have moved been like three or four times when
we were on the date, and I did answer because

(39:45):
I just knew, you know, and at the time I
wasn't thinking I was like, oh, I've got to answer.
It's my sister, you know, she needs me. But I'm
kind of wondering did that kill the vibe? And does
he think I'm rude, you know for answering the phone
so much? And then I'm like, I feeded that to me. Yeah,
I'd be a little pissed. So I'm wondering if that's it.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Did he say anything about it or did he seem
annoyed by that?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Okay, full disclosure.

Speaker 19 (40:08):
One of them may have come when we were kind
of making out a little bit, so I guess he
seemed a little annoyed when that got cut off, but
he didn't say anything. It was just kind of I
kind of feel like, I guess, yeah, that was kind
of the end of the night sort of thing. So
but he didn't say anything about it, Like he just
was like.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Okay, you know, good night.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Did he know who you were talking to? Like, did
he know that was your sister that was calling?

Speaker 19 (40:30):
I mean I told him that it was, But now
I'm thinking, like, did he believe me? Does he think
that you know, I was, you know, screwing away to
talk to some other guy, Like does he think I'm
in a relationship or something like. Now, I'm not sure
because that's what I told him, but I don't know.
Would I be suspicious, probably, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
So what was the last thing you texted him?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
The last thing?

Speaker 19 (40:52):
Oh, the last So the last thing I texted him
was had a great time, you know, thanks, thanks for
the thanks for the night, because of course he paid
for dinner and you know everything. So I said, thank you.
I hope to see you again. And then that was
after I left, and then I didn't hear anything back
from that, and then saw him in the elevator this morning.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
So that's where we're at.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
That's awkward. That's an awkward elevator, right, all right, we'll
see if we can figure it out for you. Then
we'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why is ghosting you
and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, all right,
thanks guys, Okay, well play a song come back here
your first day follow up next. If you're just joining
us for today's first Day follow up. Meg is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named James.

(41:35):
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why is ghostinger and maybe get her another date.
But before we do that, Meg, why don't you catch
everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 14 (41:42):
Yes?

Speaker 19 (41:42):
Okay, So I went out with this amazing guy, James,
who lives in my building. I see him all the
time in the elevator. He finally asked me out. We
had a great time. There was even some makeouts. But
it's been like, oh my god, it's been weeks now.
He has not responded to my last text, and I've
recently seen him in the elevator and basically said, hey,
do you want to go for dinner sometime? And he

(42:03):
basically said I'll get back to you, which doesn't feel positive.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, all right, And the reason you think you might
be getting ghosted is because you kept answering your phone,
right I did.

Speaker 14 (42:15):
My sister kept.

Speaker 19 (42:15):
Calling during the date and she's having a tough time,
so I did.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Keep answering my phone.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Well, yeah, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
So yeah, all right, Well, are you ready for us
to call him and see if I'll tell us why?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Oh god, yeah, I think I'm ready. I'm nervous, but
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Here we go. Hi, I'm asking to James, please. Yeah,
this is changed, James, How you doing?

Speaker 11 (42:46):
Man?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, James, the show's here too.
I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria. How are you? Hey,
I'm not much. Have you heard the show before? Ever?

Speaker 10 (43:01):
The you something to do with like first das or something?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yes? Actually it does.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
We do a segment on the show. It's called the
First Day follow Up, so where if you go out
on a date with somebody and you up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why. So we got an email about you
from somebody. That's why we're calling.

Speaker 13 (43:20):
Oh my god, I actually have before.

Speaker 10 (43:23):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yes, we got an email about you. Okay, are you
sing somebody? Yeah? You have any idea? Who?

Speaker 14 (43:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (43:34):
Honestly, I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, okay, who do you think it is?

Speaker 9 (43:40):
Is it me?

Speaker 10 (43:41):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
It is Meg. She also told us she saw you
this morning in the elevator. That's awkward, man.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, we did.

Speaker 10 (43:52):
Eat.

Speaker 13 (43:53):
We live in the same building, so it's kind of
hard not to sometimes.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Can you tell us why you're ghosting her. She said
she really liked you. She's confused.

Speaker 10 (44:01):
Yeah, all right, here's a story. So I mean, yeah, honestly,
we did have a great date. I had a good.

Speaker 13 (44:08):
Time, and you know, she's super nice, beautiful. I think
we did have some chemistry. But the real deal breaker
for me, and this might sound looks like a small thing,
but it's big to me, she let it slip that
she doesn't like dogs. And that is a huge deal
breaker for me.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Do you have a dog?

Speaker 10 (44:29):
No, I don't have a dog right now.

Speaker 13 (44:31):
We're not allowed to have dogs in our buildings, but
I'm planning on buying a house one day, and I definitely.

Speaker 10 (44:38):
Am getting a dog when I have my house.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I grew up a dog.

Speaker 13 (44:40):
I love dogs. It's just something I can't live without
having in my life.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I wonder what she would say, though, if you were like,
I need to have dogs.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
But what did she say?

Speaker 20 (44:50):
Like you say, like she absolutely hated dogs, she didn't
like them, she's alerted to them.

Speaker 13 (44:54):
Well, she was complaining about one of her friends bogs
and just kind of complaining about the smell and the
mess that I make all the time, and just kind
of like was like, you know, complaining about this one dog.
But then like, let it get to the point of like,
and that's because of that.

Speaker 10 (45:12):
I don't like dogs at all, not for me.

Speaker 13 (45:14):
It was like, well, you're gonna judge all dogs based
off this one dog that it is not for me.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That's not for me, man, So that's it, just that
she doesn't like dogs that honestly, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 10 (45:23):
A huge deal breaker for me. Like you like, sure.

Speaker 13 (45:26):
You could, you can tolerate dogs, but I got to
have a dog, and I can't foresee myself having a
future with somebody who just can't live with a dog
in their life.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I mean, everybody's got their thing. I've never met anybody
that doesn't like dogs. Yeah, I haven't either.

Speaker 20 (45:38):
But also I would do want to say, like Devil's Advocate,
like it could be maybe her friend just really is
bad take like not great at taking care of for dog?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Is that like bad to say?

Speaker 10 (45:48):
I could see.

Speaker 13 (45:49):
That, But you know, then you then you like you
got to feel some pity for that dog and not
just complain about it.

Speaker 10 (45:54):
You talk to your friend, right, that's it was just
a total deal breaker for me the way. Don't you
had to hear it?

Speaker 13 (46:00):
I don't know, it's just to say the things that
she was saying because it was it was.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
A good plunce to me.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Maybe should just ask her because she is on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh yeah, hi, Jane's.

Speaker 10 (46:13):
Hey, yeah, hey, I forgot about this time.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
I got.

Speaker 19 (46:18):
I can't believe this, Like my god, And if I
had like a hundred guesses, I would never guess this
is why you're ghosting me.

Speaker 10 (46:27):
It's just like, this is why I didn't want to
bring it up.

Speaker 13 (46:31):
It feels like a little thing to a lot of people,
but it's a big thing to me.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
It's a big part of my life. And you know,
I really did feel like we had some chemistry and
you know, and but just it's a hard no for me.
It's a real deal breaker.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
But oh my god, we did listen. I agree.

Speaker 19 (46:48):
I think we had like amazing chemistry, including on that night,
like the build up to our first date all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
And I guess I'm just like, okay, what if it was.

Speaker 19 (46:57):
Like I'm okay, I could learn to be okayround dogs,
like I just wouldn't like have them as if I
was around a dog, I could be okay with dogs
not that I think they're evil.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
I just don't like them.

Speaker 19 (47:08):
They're like they I do think they're messy and there's
always dog here everywhere and like whatever.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
But I mean, does that change?

Speaker 10 (47:15):
That's what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about.
This is a no for me.

Speaker 13 (47:19):
Absolutely not Like you can't even get through a sentence
without saying something negative.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
I mean, I guess, but like it could be worse.
I just feel like there's so many worse things. Like
it's not like I'm like a murderer or like a stalker.

Speaker 19 (47:32):
Like and I would like those are real reasons to
not be with somebody.

Speaker 14 (47:36):
I just feel like.

Speaker 10 (47:38):
I don't know someone who doesn't like those, Okay, So
I just.

Speaker 19 (47:45):
Feel like this is such I mean, is that a
thing like where you like, don't trust people who don't
like people say that, and I'm like, what does that
even mean?

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Like you don't trust people who don't like dogs, like or.

Speaker 13 (47:54):
You really don't trust people who don't like dogs. That
is a hard line. Absolutely don't try, you know. I
was thinking it might have been fun for a one
night stand, which is why I let it go as
far as it did. But I'm kind of done at
this point, it's a hard.

Speaker 10 (48:08):
Note for me.

Speaker 19 (48:09):
Wow, okay, and now knowing that you were just like
hanging on for one night stand starts to make it
feel like a no for me too. So that was
a little a little much to hear. So what do
I and now? If this is great? We live in
like what am I supposed to do? When I see
you in the elevator? We can ignore all.

Speaker 13 (48:26):
Of this and well, I don't know, you know what
time I ride the elevator every day?

Speaker 10 (48:30):
Maybe you can avoid getting in the elevator with James.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Would you like to go on another day with Meg?
Will pay for it?

Speaker 14 (48:37):
No?

Speaker 10 (48:37):
Thank you?

Speaker 19 (48:38):
Okay, I mean I thought yeah, if I mean we
could get together and talk it out in person and
not like this.

Speaker 10 (48:44):
No thanks, I do not want to be murdered.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
All right, Well I guess you got your answer. Meg
and James. Thank you, thank you for telling us.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 10 (48:55):
I really do like the show.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Thanks, thank you. First day follow up, here's a question
for you. It's a double show. What's more awkward than
an Australian Olympic break answer? Our personal lives? If you
haven't heard the latest Dad jokes, you'll get those in
just a second. When we check in with the Jubil
Show right after this, it's a double show.

Speaker 9 (49:25):
Your heart is true, You're pell and co down everyone
just a little.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you. Oh that felt really every iconic.
We can fix that, just like the show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.
It's the Jubil Show with your drunken Nina Hi. And
then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who

(50:03):
could forget about the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
door and pops by every once in a while to
warn us that her attack Chin Chill and missus Thunderfoot
just escape, So we should walk our We shouldn't walk
to our cars alone until she's apprehended. Our social media
producer Gabby. You can see that's she's scared.

Speaker 10 (50:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Also our producer Brad, he's a dad. Hey there, chief.
And then there's me. I'm Jewbil and this is the
Jewbil Show, and this is the time where we check
in with the show and see what's going on in
our lives. So Nina what's up with you this week?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
So I think I know the answer in this room,
but really, anybody out there listening, have you ever had
clear aligners or like INVISI line to correct your teeth? Well,
I just got those put on yesterday. I have clear
a liners and if I'm think I'm speaking pretty well,
I couldn't even notice.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah I notice. See that's because I have its strong tongue.
That's what they said.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Some people, when you get him, they start reading a
book at first to get the lisp out. So like, really,
it's about strengthening your tongue muscles. That's probably gonna speak
for anyways. The reason why I bring that up is
if you have had them, I'd love to know a
little hacks.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I was at the.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Dentist yesterday and after I put them on, I was
asking questions like what are the hard nos? Like what
am I not supposed to do? Someone have this thing
on for like twenty three weeks, and so I asked it.
I was like, can I kiss?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
That was your first question?

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I was curious because it kind of feels weird, like
I don't know if I'd want to kiss somebody that
had these little clear trays in their mouth. And I'm
not talking about a peck on the lips, of course
you can do that, but I'm talking about the kind
of the tongue. So, if you've ever had these, how
do you handle that? Do you take them off? Do
you just go ahead and.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Do that all day and all night? Sounds so much worse.
Hold on, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Then I have to use there's so there's a hook
I got to use to pull to take them off. Yeah,
it's pretty hard. But anyway, if you have at Nina
on the air, I'm this is a genuine question.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
You handle kissing with these things in your mouth? You
slide them, you slide them off beforehand, and then when
you're kissing, you drop them in the other person's mouth.
You just got visit line. It doesn't sound Please Victoria.

(52:13):
What's going on with you this week?

Speaker 14 (52:14):
Guys?

Speaker 8 (52:15):
I have about a week and a half till I
move into my very first apartment by myself.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Okay, before we have a pot. I don't know if
it's a great idea.

Speaker 20 (52:22):
And I realized it the other day when I came
home from from the bars and my roommate came home
and I was trying to make pasta souse.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I was really hungry and she needs me to eat.
I fell asleep while you were making pasta.

Speaker 8 (52:33):
I'm sorry, Brad. I thought I was waiting for the
water to boil, and I was taking forever. So I
was like, I'm just gonna lay down.

Speaker 20 (52:38):
I'm not even gonna fall asleep, Like I can easily
do this, Like you're not gonna fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Stove was turned on.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I fell asleep, stove was on. Well, yeah, I was
making it in the microwave, And so I think you
should only make pasta in the microwave.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
Okay, I think that's for you when you move it
then alone, is to only make things in the microwave
after seven pm.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
And don't take baths when you come home from the clubs,
because if you fall asleep in that time, girl, that's
scary business.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Never take a bath, Always leave it where it is.
I feel like this is since this is your first
time living alone, and you do things like that like
fall asleep while you're cooking every day before you leave
the studio and put oven mits on your hands and
so then you can't hear yourself. You have no problem. Also,
I don't know how you're going to drive home. But

(53:25):
how did you do that? Look, it's our social media
producer Gabby stopping by.

Speaker 17 (53:31):
Hey, Gabby, I understand.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
What runners high is? Oh what?

Speaker 6 (53:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
What like?

Speaker 17 (53:39):
For the first time in my life, I actively enjoy running.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
It's new for me.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Do yeah right away from I look.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
To it.

Speaker 17 (53:48):
Actually in my day now, I would Yeah. I don't know,
it's it's it's weird, it's kind of gross, but.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
It's for you.

Speaker 19 (53:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
You're high off a running.

Speaker 17 (53:59):
Yeah, I'm going and high high off a running and life.
I'm going to run a five k with double Jubell
said he would do it. With day To also said
she would do it. I did.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
If you by someone in the alley in the next
couple of days going, hey you any jogging? She's on you,
Scabby trying to get high. Brad was up with you
this week? Yeah, it was my daughter's birthday. It was great,
Happy birthday. She asked for cake for breakfast, which is fine.
She knows there's only two things you cannot eat for breakfast,

(54:31):
lunch and dinner.

Speaker 21 (54:32):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
I was actually gonna be like cake, but really though,
Happy birthday to the baby Leo.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
Happy birthday. Also, I love documentaries. Non fiction book stuff
like that. And I found a new book about glue
and it's been amazing. I'm not even it has been Yeah,
I can't put it down.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Wow, thank you. It was thought you were serious for
a second and I was like, how was that interesting?
Get high off glue? Curious about a lot of stuff,
But I don't think I really care about glue that much.
What's going on with you, Jebel? Not much other than
thank you for everybody's been checking out my new music
that I've been I dropped my second song a couple

(55:13):
of weeks ago. It's called walk Away, and people are
really liking it. It's cool, and I've been going on well,
I guess what I've been doing most lately is I've
been going live a lot on TikTok and Instagram. So
that's fun. Actually, I enjoy it. I love that.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
If somebody's like, Jubbil, what's your new hobby? I go
live on TikTok much the thing? I yeh, that's like
what's going on?

Speaker 7 (55:32):
You do find it fun, though, sometimes I like when
I've done it in the past, I'm like, what do
I do?

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yeah? For a minute, you know, when people stop popping
on the live, but then you know, conversations start and
then you just end up talking about weird stuff and
it's fun. And I've been showing people a lot of
like the other songs that I have that i'm making
in the other music and different things that I'm doing
like art or whatever. But it is fun. So thank
you for the people that have come on the on
the lives or follow me on social media. You can
follow the show on social media at the Jubil show

(55:59):
by the way and fall all of us. I'm at
jible Fresh, I'm Nina on the air. I'm at B
the Letter B premiere at zero zero. I'm at Brad Nolan.
I have an art account you could follow.

Speaker 17 (56:12):
She's like, don't follow Meriel's gallery. But the a's or
X's okay.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
And I really, I really do appreciate all the people
who have really liked the new song that I put
out here. I'll play I'll play right now, actually before
the phone prank. I know I'm not supposed to, but whatever,
who cares check it out. You can. Our bosses they
don't like it when I play my music on the
real yeah, because they have all the music they're supposed
to play you know. So they're like, hey, you can't

(56:41):
like drop post malone for you watch ye I can,
but yeah, check out just search my name Jewel Fresh
wherever you get your music. But this is the new
song that I just dropped. It's called walk Away and
post little was supposed to play, but it's not going
to now.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
I don't want anymore. Should be more careful who I
let through the door? Win a back of your face.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
It's just a apty space. She would waite, hoped you
change the pass, pain the punches till the pain your
ptial fame just not a game. But no, the play
it's a lot.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
Okay, I'm gonna stay your play because you are always
your face. She's replace the things.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
To you say you can shap come away.

Speaker 11 (58:04):
Away way, it's so peaceful now.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I'm a peace somehow.

Speaker 11 (58:28):
Also peaceful.

Speaker 13 (58:29):
Now I tell.

Speaker 11 (58:34):
You moved.

Speaker 10 (58:35):
I moved back again since then, smile again.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
These nas you get them see right.

Speaker 15 (58:48):
Ms that you're here?

Speaker 6 (58:49):
And do you tip the plays? What you hear?

Speaker 15 (58:52):
And kill the god?

Speaker 6 (58:54):
And hey, I just got you.

Speaker 10 (58:58):
You tipped them time what you could kill the god?

Speaker 11 (59:03):
I just pl.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
You couldn't kill the gods. I just like you couldn't
kill the goods you could kill like God.

Speaker 18 (59:42):
I'm so peaceful now? Also peaceful now? How so peaceful?
How so peaceful?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Time for Nina is what's trending.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Well, I think we all can agree that technology is amazing.
It can also get in the way, especially when you're
trying to hold it back to school auction for the
very first time here at the Jewbile Show, and we've
been talking about it to benefit the Boys and Girls
Club of the South Puget Sound. Our website was having problems,
but I'm here to tell you it's been fixed. So
thank you for those of you who tried to donate,

(01:00:18):
who tried to bid on auction items and you weren't
able to Thank you for telling us we got to
fix and so you can know your instincts were correct.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Thank you for helping us. HiT's one O six one
Seattle dot com. There's a purple square right there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
You just click on the Jewbile Show auction and there's
all kinds of things that you can bid on, experiences.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
You can buy a backpack to help a kid go
back to school.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
So thank you in advance, and thank you for your patience,
and thank you for just being here with us, and
you know what I'm talking about with that frustration.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
So thank you, yeah, hi five, and again thank you
for letting us know, because if you hadn't, we would
have been like nobody's bidding on anything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
People don't like kids. So thank you for loving the
kids and forbidding. This is interesting. So Doctor Dre wants
to audition for the twenty twenty eight Olympics. Oh wait,
and he's serious about it. He just did an entire
interview about how he plans to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Would you like to know in what? Yeah? Weightlifting?

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
No?

Speaker 20 (01:01:12):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Who? Archery? Archer? That's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
He's been spending his time practicing archery and he's dead
serious about how great he is, and he has every
intention of auditioning at.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Twenty twenty eighth. N Yeah, I've been wanting to do archery.
I thought about ordering some stuff the other day and
Amazon you, Oh, it's gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Be the Hunger Games at Jubles House. Actually you can
bet on an experience at Jeuble's house at com it's
a movie night, no archery. I want to do it
archery with Doctor Dre.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
That'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Could you imagine you could have a new album it's
not called the chronic, it's called the archer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
All right, I try the bulls okay. Anyway, So, if
you're out there dating and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
You're experiencing a lot of first dates, which can be stressful,
have you ever thought about how much it should actually cost. Well,
thanks to one poll, they're telling us so most men
believe that a good first date should cost two hundred
and twenty dollars. Whoa A woman says a good first
date should cost one hundred and seventy dollars. So that's
where people's expectations are. For the most part.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
There's are dates.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yes, there are also a portion of these people that
believe that twenty to one hundred dollars is pretty okay.
I mean, you guys, you can have a first date
for free and it's still wonderful. Like this is pretty
wild to me. You don't have to spend money to
impress people. Very expensive. Actually, my friend this is dating
this one guy, and I swear he's broke, but he's
been buying her handbags and shoes and cars.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Thinks he puts it on.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
The credit card, it'll come back to haunt her because
she's going to think she's living a life. Yeah, and
then he's gonna they're gonna get married, and he's be like, oh,
it's your fault, by the way, that I'm in this death.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
So when I met him for the first time, I
just looked at him and I said, are you a
drug dealer? Because my girl's going to need to be.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Taken care of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
And I don't know where this many is coming from.
When I ask her, what does your man do? She goes,
I don't know what. He doesn't know what he does.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
That's like one of the first questions you asked him
one on the first ault.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
He doesn't care. She keeps getting a new handbag, and
I mean, I love her, but it is what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Is what did he say to you? And you asked
him if he's drug doer? He said, he's got his
hands on a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
He's a drug drug Like I'm in a quarter later
we'll try this again that anyway. So there's that, and
that's what's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Treving you Jewbles.

Speaker 19 (01:03:31):
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Hello, Hi, hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
I do I do?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Sweet?

Speaker 14 (01:03:37):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
So?

Speaker 21 (01:03:40):
I hate hoarding and I hate spending money, but every
holiday season I will go on Amazon and I'll go
crazy on decorations, and then after the holiday is over,
I just return it all and get all my money back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Nice, nothing gets ruined, and you just put him back
in the bag. Then it's easy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:04:02):
I keep all the boxes in the garage, I keep
everything that came with it, and then I just tell
my kids, don't touch this pile.

Speaker 19 (01:04:08):
And then after the holidays, I'll pack everything up fright.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
How it came.

Speaker 21 (01:04:11):
And then I go to the post office and they
scam our little QR codes and off it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
That's a handy, dirty little secret things, but there really is.
Have a good one, you do, Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret? Yeah? I know this
may sound like really childish, okay, but my parents are like,
you can't you can't really date.

Speaker 14 (01:04:37):
But I've dated, like a lot of people.

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
But I just got into another relationship. Really, I know,
if I told my parents they'd.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Get like really mad.

Speaker 10 (01:04:46):
Really is one?

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Whoa? How old are you?

Speaker 9 (01:04:50):
Eleven?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
How old are you supposed to be when you start dating?
According to your parents, they staid, like sixteen. Dang, Victoria,
eleven years old, have been in more relationships than you.
I know, Well, your secret is safe with us. Thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Bye, oh good luck.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
What's your dirty little secret.

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