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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You've had a long week. It's the Jewel Show. And
not only that, we're about to save your life, literally,
because the National Heart Association says that venting about something
for just thirty seconds can lower your blood pressure, release
all those stress hormones, and give your brain all those
feel good vibes that you need. Plus, it's always hilarious
when you give somebody a random topic that they don't
even care about to vent about it for thirty seconds.
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So call right now if you'd like to release them
stress eight eight eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one o six one
and will help us all blow off steam by either
ranting about nonsense for thirty seconds or by laughing at
the ridiculousness. We'll do it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Next, Please this gentleman, welcome to them the event. Here
we go, rus get ready to number Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Do you want to feel better? It's the Jewel Show. Well,
you're about to be a billion times I'm more healthy
without having to go to the gym or anything. Lets go,
You're about to relieve all that stress flow or your
blood pressure and create all those fun little field good senses.
Because the National Art Association says inventing about anything, even
if it's ridiculous, for just thirty seconds a day can
make you ten times healthier. Plus it's always fun to
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hear somebody try to rant about something they don't care about. Yeah,
that's the business, true. Get ready to feel good. I'm
going to give out a random topic and you get
to rant about it for thirty seconds. Call us eight
eight three four three one six one if you'd like
to rant about something. But we'll start with you. Nina, Okay,
are you ready? Ready? Thirty seconds on the clock to
rant about two seater cars?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man, two seater cars don't even fit people. Not to mention,
it's not even the people that I care about in
the two seater cars, because believe me, I drive one.
It's when you go to Target. It's when you go
to the grocery store. You actually have to limit what
you purchase. I want to get my Gatoraid, my wine bottles,
and I want to get all of the melons because
I'm trying to pass a different assortment, and I can't
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nit all the melons. I can only pick one of
the melons because otherwise it takes up the whole front
seat and then flows over into my seat and it's
a stick shift, by the way, which makes me even
harder to drive because the melon keeps it popping over
to the stick.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Get a melon, gatorade of wine and.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
For that particular run Yeah, hello Ashley, Hello, are you
ready to feel good?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, thirty seconds serrant about first dates go cool.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
So the thing that bothers me the most about first
date is like to have all this crap leading up
to it. You talk to the person, you're really vibing,
and then you get there.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
It's a beautiful restaurant.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
He picked it.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
By the way, you get there, you're having a great time.
Everything's wonderful, the conversation is great. And then he doesn't
pay for it. You have an offer to pay for it.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
He offers the slit like please, I don't want to
split anything.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
You chose this restaurant.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
You're the one to ask me out, like, how dare.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You want to split it with me?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Like my ruled like first safe, like you should pay
for the first three to five eighth.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Honestly, thank you. Actually it was also specific. I think
that was geared towards somebody. Yeah. National Heart Association says
that ranting about anything even if it's ridiculous, for thirty
seconds can make you feel ten times healthier. Plus it's
always funny to laugh at Yeah, so falls right now?
If you want to rant about something, producer Brad Yep, fainting, fainting, Yeah, fainting.
(03:29):
You want me to talk about how.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Weak you must be a faint?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What is going on with your body that you can't
even keep it awake?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I don't understand that you either need to work less
or drink a little bit more water. It's not that
hard not to faint unless you have some sort of illness.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
That makes you faint, And.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
In that case, get better find a doctor or tie
your hair up somewhere so your head doesn't fall down.
Really tired of people fainting up? Better tie your head.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Everybody's out here fainting.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I walk down the streets and I don't know if
that's medical conditions because it's so hot. I love I
think it very seriously eight three three sixty one. The
National Heart Association says ranting about anything for thirty seconds
a day can drastically help your health. Hey, Mark time,
how's it going good? What do you think about limescooters?
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Oh my god? If you're talking about line just forever.
They're the worst.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
It's like this, like people who have decided to turn
them into like their own many like sidewalk version, the
fast and the periods and health care. I mean, they're
just gonna just gonna cruise on buy whether or not
I'm holding something or a child or a.
Speaker 10 (04:40):
Coffee or you know you and screw you guys.
Speaker 11 (04:43):
They're not even wearing helmets, So I don't want to
like drive and hit them and take and there in
the middle of the night when I'm trying to get
into my apartment in the parking garage and I'm like.
Speaker 12 (04:53):
I gotta get out of my car, and I got
and they got to get into the side of the
and then some dude pulls up with you know that
sounds when the cars back up, you know, like why
why pick it up at like three in the morning
and not.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
Like anybody's got anything to do now.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Thank you? Mark calls up right out eighty eight three
four three one six one. He went all the way
to the people who charge them. Yeah, it's like, you
know what else wrong? Lime scoters their existence. When I
think about anything for thirty seconds a day, can drastically
help your health. Sorry, Victoria, you're next. Here we go
junk food. Okay, see think about junk foods. I really
really like it.
Speaker 13 (05:31):
It's so good, taste good, it looks good, it's good
when it goes into your belly.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But it's bad for you, but also cheaper.
Speaker 13 (05:36):
Like, I don't know a lot of money to be
out here buying salads every single day.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
But do I want to sell it?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But also I have a junk food salad.
Speaker 13 (05:41):
But that sounds nice, right, and it tastes good and
it's lovely, but it's not good for you in my health.
And at this point, I'm twenty four, and I need
to live longer, so you don't worry about my health.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But it's so extensive, is alive? I buy junk food?
I like actually triggered her direction. That might have been
the opposite for her. Victorias literally in tears almost over
the drunk her up food salad. She's going to have
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y She literally said, it's so expensive to live that
needs a little longer because I'm four.
Speaker 13 (06:19):
I don't want to make you do at least it's.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Another jewbile phone frame.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Mornings on the twenties, him Kelly.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Hey, Kelly, this is Pee Deacons up at Corporate HR.
I'm just giving you a call because we received an
email about a check problem you're having.
Speaker 14 (06:42):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I appreciate you getting I haven't met you officially yet,
but I look forward to the day.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, thank you, I appreciate So.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What seems to be the ish.
Speaker 14 (06:54):
Well, I was supposed to have my first direct deposit
hits on Friday, and unfortunately it just hasn't come through yet.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh yeah, nope. You obviously nobody's talked to you yet.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Huh. They said to reach out to HR.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Right, Yeah, okay, Well, I'm not sure if you know,
but the company has made a few changes to our
payroll system just for the next few months.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Oh okay, let me know what they are.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes, because we're headed into the fall season, and you
know what that means.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
I'm new so unfortunately, no, way, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
It means you know, Halloween and all the fun festivities
that go around that spooky time a year and the
fun time of year.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, so you have not received your check in direct
deposit because also, I don't know if you've heard this,
but the company is having a little bit of financial setbacks. Okay, okay,
And so we've decided to incentivize our paychecks a different way.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I'll just get to it. So basically, we have some
budgetary issues and instead of doing layoffs and things like that,
and especially since you're a new hire, half your paycheck
is going to be delivered like, not direct deposit, That's
what I mean. And the other half should be in there.
I'll get that handled though, but you should. You'll only
get half direct deposit. The other will be on your
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desk in a few days.
Speaker 14 (08:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
How does so I'm getting half a paycheck.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Yes, it's delivered to my account, and half a paycheck
will be in candy corn. Sorry, in candy candy corn? Yeah,
but not money.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, at this time of year, I think candy corn
is a better currency than money. Yes, we've decided to
Sorry are you?
Speaker 14 (08:47):
I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I just want to
be clear. So what you're telling me is that I'm
getting half a paycheck.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, we're giving you a full paycheck. It's just that
half will be direct deposited in cash, and because it's
that time of year, the rest is going to be
a treat, so there should be a big bag of
candy corn and some chocolates and stuff like that on
your desk in.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
The next financial payment.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Well, it just depends how you look at it, I guess,
but yeah.
Speaker 14 (09:14):
I'm looking at it that way. I don't understand how
this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I
know I just started here, but this is like crazy.
Is there anybody else I could talk to?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
How would you like a five thousand dollars bonus.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
In casher and candy moron?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Okay, I can see the euro upset and I will
not long you. Yes, I can, yes, in cash, but
that depends on if you're going to sign up and
win the costume contest we're having in a few weeks.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
I need to talk to someone else.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
I don't know what kind of clown you are, but
I cannot cannot speak to you anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Have you signed up for the costume contest? Because there's
a five.
Speaker 14 (09:54):
Thousand I haven't, and it's probably not even cash, given
the I enamble complications that you're referring to.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, just to be clear, is it the candy corn
that you're having an issue with Yes, yes.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
Idiot, it's the candy corn, because you're offering paint your.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Boys candy, not in money.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Someone else I knew it. I knew it. You're a
jolly ranger girl.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
I know you're boss, but.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I need to talk to them. I can't be talking
to you anymore. I'm not getting painting candy corn. I'm
a hundred of stupid costume contest.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I mean, if you.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Fire me, okay, well in that case, I'll just let
you know that your mom said yep for this. And
this is actually a prank call. This is actually Jubeil
from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you,
and your mom set you up. What it's a joke.
She said that you told her about how you just
started your job and there was an issue with your
direct deposit and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
So you're not going to try to paint me in
handy corn?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
No, okay, So this isn't real.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
This is real.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
No, it's not real. It's not.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Offering a candy corn.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
And wake up every morning with jubile phone franks sixty
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But first it's Nina's what's trending. So this is exciting.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
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Days Part two.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, did you hear about this.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
They're adding a forty eight hour event that starts in October.
October eighth. That's going to have forty eight hours of
all kinds of deals. Every five minutes they're rolling out
a new deal. What five minutes, Oh my god, No,
every five minutes they're going to roll out a new deal.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
See, you're already getting excited about it. The savings are huge.
I've been looking for rubber bands. What oh, you can
get them on Prime. But this is the third year.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I guess that they've done it and they want to
be the unofficial kickoff of holiday shopping. So they're like,
we'll get you in October. Dang, and we can just
start rolling this in and getting all your money.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I usually get so many things for myself. I forgot
about holidays because of those for people.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Just so you know, they're also trying to rehab their image,
so they are now giving all of their employees free
Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Ooh, all of that's nice. Already has live.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
My point anyway, what speaking of big tech companies, Meta
is rolling out teen accounts on Instagram. Her I think
a lot of parents will be really excited about this
teen accounts. So this way parents will be able to
have all of their own built in protections. They can
limit who contacts their teenage children, set a timer on
the screen for how long they use it, and then
(12:22):
the teenagers will be notified if their profiles will be
migrated over to the teen tier if they already have one.
So if you have one and you're a teenager and
your parents are like, nope, we're going to switch this,
then you will get notified. Yeah, why you're still controlling.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Just saving your life?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
That accounts save the top underage capital red banners the
top of every one of those accounts.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I hate to say that that might be helpful for
some hundred person.
Speaker 13 (12:53):
But I feel like the teenagers themselves will just create
a fin style, like a fake Instagram account that's like
a real one, like you know what I mean, Which
that really sucks, but that is there the thought.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'm not to solve that right, how you don't get
a phone you're abusive?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Think it's so wild being a teenager today. We used
to have fake IDs to go get alcohol. Now you
need a fake ID to have your own Instagram account.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Right, worse than the alcohol, you are getting to stand
outside of liquor stores and ask people to buy you someff.
Now you're just stand up there and be like, can
you sign up for Instagram? For mister? We are not
giving these people ideas. It's not okay.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Lastly, something I never thought I would say, but motored
powered pants are a thing of the future.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
What, especially when it comes to hiking.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Motor powered pants are now going to make those incredibly
difficult hikes.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Much more doable. I'm lazier. I love it.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
It's a built in an exoskeleton powered by powerful motors.
They can increase the wear's leg strength by forty percent.
Oh that's cool. It may come a feel thirty pounds lighter.
The pants are expected to make their debut next year,
and they will run upward of five thousand dollars for
a pair. But a bunch of hiking trails are really
difficult ones, especially you're really trying to get in on this,
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and they're going to make these pants available to rent.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
What's the point of going on a hiking. It's supposed
to be just easy, like, might as well us go
walk to your mailbox, we'll hike for the views. Get
up to the top so you can post it on Instagram.
Yeah right, that's no matter how you got there.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I can't wait till all stop.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I'm run four thousand miles. Somebody give me out of
these pants.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
That's really scary. That's what is trending. Rode my Muther's
you being going to Auburn your.
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a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show. Dean is on
the phone today for to catch a cheater. She's been
married to her husband Damon for eight years, but now
she's suspicious that something might be going on, so we're
seeing we can help her out. Hopefully he's not cheating,
but if he is, Justine, hopefully we can catch him
so you can find out, you know. But I'm sorry
in this situation. What's going on?
Speaker 15 (15:26):
Yeah, me and my boo saying have been married for
eight years. We have kind of a tumultuous path. He
did cheat back in the day, and it took us
a very long time to get through it. That was
about three years ago. It put us in a huge rut.
We did so much work around it.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
And I suspect that he might be back to his
old waves.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's so frustrating and heartbreaking at the same time.
Speaker 15 (15:52):
Really is, and we at the time we mended our relationship,
we need a promise to just be brutally honest about
what we both want if anything ever changed.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Physically, mentally, spiritually, everything.
Speaker 15 (16:08):
And it took me a really long time to get
past the original break in our relationship, and we've mended
a lot, grown so much since then. And now I'm
just kind of at a loss with how this could
potentially be happening again.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Did you ask him about it?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I mean, as hard as the brutal honesty. Did you
put him in a position to have to tell you something?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I mean, no, it's just.
Speaker 15 (16:31):
A feeling like he'll go out to the club with friends,
and I mean I've asked him if he's nothing happened
to mention that he was talking to this girl at a.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Club, but nothing happened. Again, it's always nothing ever happened.
Speaker 15 (16:43):
He'll come later than usual, hope, come home later than
usual at odd hours.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Again nothing ever happened.
Speaker 15 (16:49):
And there's this one girl named Beth that he did
say that he talked to for a while and they
just chatted while his friends were trying.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
To pick up other women or some story like that.
I want to believe it.
Speaker 15 (17:04):
I want to believe it's all it is, but it
just feels a little too familiar to be true.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, I want to think it's all on my head,
but I just need to know for sure.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
So are his friends single, like the ones that he's
been going out with. I mean, you say they're trying
to hit on that, but they're.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Okay, Yeah, they're very single.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Okay, that kind of makes it hard. That sounds bad
when I say it makes it harder, but it well, it.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Kind of does because it puts them in attempt Like,
it puts them in a spot to be faced with temptation. Yeah,
more often because you want to go be a good wingman,
you want to go be there for your boys, you
want to party. But then it's like you're going to
be the guy on the side. But if the right
thing presents itself to you, are you going to say no?
Speaker 15 (17:42):
Yeah, Like there's after parties. Girls generally so single go
out with single girls. He's going out with single guys.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
It's just well, you should be able to trust him
while he's with his friends too. It's just the fact.
Speaker 15 (17:51):
That absolutely, yeah, it's just clubs and coming home at
all hours. And then just some of the comments then
again that nothing ever happened, nothing ever happen.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
I just have this feeling, does he know what's bothering you?
I think you can tell little.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Bit okay, and he's done nothing to like try to
reassure you.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
You just said nothing ever happened.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
What is your stageable? I mean, I don't know one
or two things, either if something did happen, or he's
just not a very good communicator in that, like's not
like he's just saying nothing happen. But he's not talking
about how you feel about it, you know, or what
you're scared of, which is normal for dudes. You know,
like a lot of dudes that get defensive like that
right away because if they didn't do anything wrong, they
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just did They're just like, well, I didn't do anything,
stop it.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
It's more about like talking and being like, hey, I
know you feel this way, but X, Y and Z,
this is why you should know you're safe. So that's
what we're hoping for you. It's got to make him talk.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Well you told us what grocery store. You guys are
Rewards card members that so we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one Rewards Card member at randomly gets free flowers delivered
from our full department, and we'll see if he sends
those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Okay, awesome, thank you, all right, we'll.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Play a song come Back, Get your to Catch a
Teeter next in the middle of to Catch a Cheater,
if you're just joining us. Justine is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of eight years, Damon,
might be cheating. So in a second, we're going to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
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that he's a rewards card member at and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll
see if he sends those to his wife, Justine or
to somebody else. But before we do that, justin why
don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, I've I've been with this man for eight years.
Speaker 15 (19:42):
He cheated about three years ago, and it took us
wherever you get past it, and now some of the
same sort of things are coming up in our relationships.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
This just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 15 (19:52):
He's coming home at odd hours saying nothing ever happened
out with single friends.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I just have a feeling and I'm really needing to
know what the real dealer is.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Okay, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for a rewards member Damon. Yeah, this
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is Damon, Damon. I'm actually calling because you're this month's
big winner. Congratulations. All right, what did I win here,
what's the flowers? Oh okay, I'm not sure if you've seen,
but every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
to say thank you very much for shopping with us
by gifting you thirty six long sim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
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delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United
States America. Oh wow, congratulations and thank you very much.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I guess if you know who you want to send
them too, I can take the information down in just
a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 16 (21:05):
So you can get that information from me right now.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, it just takes about five minutes.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Oh, well, you know who you want to send them
to right now?
Speaker 16 (21:13):
Yeah? You just need like a first and last name
for the person that I want to send us to.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Need a name and address and anything you want to
put in a card. I'm pulling up the form right now.
So first let's start with the name. Yes, first and
last name please.
Speaker 16 (21:27):
Yeah, let's make it out to Beth.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So it's Beth, all right? And is there anything you
would like to put in a card to Beth?
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Maybe?
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Just right?
Speaker 16 (21:38):
Like last night was fire let's keep the flames going.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
That sounds fun. Sorry, I'm about getting you in your
personal business there. I won't be needing the address actually
on that okay, so three, no, I don't need it
because this is actually the Jewbel Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jubile, Yeah, Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria. And
your wife Justine is on the other phone on the
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other line listening.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
Whoa what.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
That's your response?
Speaker 16 (22:15):
Hey, Justine?
Speaker 4 (22:18):
What are you best?
Speaker 10 (22:20):
What are you doing?
Speaker 17 (22:21):
Woman?
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Are you you really will do this year?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I think you need to tell me who bed is
right now?
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Is really really hot chick?
Speaker 17 (22:33):
That was that's been at the club the last few
times I went that I've told you about. She's the
one with the cute little dragon tattoo above her left shoulder,
and uh, she really thinks I'm hot?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Oh yeah, how hot was y'all's adventure?
Speaker 17 (22:51):
She thought I was hot enough that she wanted to
take me home with her, and she practically kidnapped me
and took me back to her place.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Oh that's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What are you doing? Oh my gosh, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You know?
Speaker 15 (23:10):
Our honesty pack is, you know, kind of an open relationship.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
As long as we tell every.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Dirty detail to each other. So I'm going to get
more about this later.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
But it was.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Letting y'all in on it.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
Yeah, I'm sorry, We're just I was having a little
bit of fun.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
I thought it would be fun to kind of.
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Air it out on air.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
So we're like part of your pre bedroom ritual right now.
I mean, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 10 (23:43):
Story.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Sometimes it's me.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
I just think it'd be really hot to, you know,
catch them cheating on air.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I'm sorry sorry if we we got.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Y'all, But y'all are y'all are usually the ones that.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Are pranking people, so y'all got like double prank.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I guess this is the only answer where I say congratulations,
he was cheating on you.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Okay, boo.
Speaker 15 (24:08):
I'm so excited to hear all the dirty beach house later.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
I'll see you at home.
Speaker 16 (24:12):
Soon and get ready because I'm coming home hot.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I feel dirty. I don't know what I feel. All right, Well,
thank you guys, No, don't call back. We're good. The
Jewel shows to catch a cheater. Good morning. Can I
take your orders?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Tall hat, a large black coffee, large black cock? Do
you mean a venty No? I mean large, she means
a vent Yeah, the dyest funny.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Venty is large is twenty large is large. In fact,
cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 16 (24:52):
Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, stupid.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Really, it's almost time for America's Saber Trivia game. You
Versus Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria
Ramirez in a fantastic game of trivia for all the
trivia glory. Also, speaking of fall, don't let your house
be stuck in summer while you're enjoying pumpkins, spice and
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(25:18):
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Calls right now if you want to play You Versus
Victoria eight eight three four three one six one eight
eight eight three four three one o six one. You
can also dm us at a Jubil show or go
to the Jubilshow dot com. If you want to play,
And now let's give Victoria's brain all warmed up and
ready to go with some very tough questions. Thank you, Victoria.
(25:38):
What is the big prize that the Jubile Show is
giving away? A trip to Jamaica? Yes? Yes, name three
current NFL players who are from Jamaica. Wait, why you
do it?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Stop at just NFL players current NFL player player?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Okay, name one NFL player. I'll try to.
Speaker 15 (26:00):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
When can people listening to this win that trip to Paradise?
After the phone Franks during ena is what's trending? Yes?
Good job? All right, we'll lay you versus Victoria right
after this. Got room for one more if you still
want to go to ask? But where did you find
that some kid back in town traded the van for it?
Straight up? I can get seventy miles to the gallon
(26:22):
on this hog, you know, Lloyd.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any domer,
you go and do something like this.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I am totally reveal yourself this time for America's a
favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ramire is in a game of trivia for
one hundred dollars Macy's gift card, and let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria. Taye? What's up?
Speaker 18 (26:48):
Taya?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Gotta get that right?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
I'm great?
Speaker 10 (26:53):
How are you here?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
What's that? Oh? That's cool? Did I get your name right?
Is it Tay?
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Yeah? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh cool? Okay. Victoria looked at me like I was
crazy when I said it, so I trying to make sure.
So you have a twin sister. Are you guys gonna
both answer questions at the same time? Sure, that's low.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
We're really excited.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Okay, I just have to say the same words exactly
the same time, no prior communication. Are We're gonna send
Victoria out of the studio and ty while she's leaving.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right?
Are you ready?
Speaker 18 (27:34):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Is your sister ready?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yes, I'm totally ready that sister.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, you guys sound the same too. That's cool. Okay?
Are you identical? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:47):
We are?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That's cool. All right, here we go say that again.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
If this was asking on the show a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh nice, Okay, what were you on the show for.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
We're on the.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Playing men, the stops playing me versus Victoria?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh you? Oh so?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, so that's cool. If ty if you win today,
then your family has beat Victoria twice. I'm assuming that
you be Victoria when you played her. Really, okay, all right,
here we go, Tye. Thirty seconds, answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when just passed and
Victoria has to beat you outright to win and your
time starts now? What is Olivia Rodrigo's favorite color.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Purple?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Who painted starry night.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Van Go?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Which kind of flowers were once exchanged as a form
of currency.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Past?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
What was the original purpose of the tiny pocket and jeans.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
To store bone?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
What does SPF and sunscreen stand for? Okay, got that.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled, Tyed, what's something that you would like the
world to know today.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
I want the.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
World to know that howdy day, you're doing great and
God bless you?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh sweet? Have you guys ever like pretended to be
each other at work or anything like that?
Speaker 7 (29:14):
Yeah, yeah, more at school.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Did anybody ever catch on or did you get over
on them?
Speaker 18 (29:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:20):
No, no, we did like two days at school and
no one caught on.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, that's cool that somebody would be funny. Okay, right,
I would do that if I had. Here we go,
Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when Jesse passed, and you have to
be tight out right to win. Okay, yep, all right, Victoria,
your time starts now. What is Olivia Rodrigo's favorite color purple?
Who painted starry night kango? Which kind of flowers or
(29:49):
what exchange does the form of currency? What?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Some flowers? What was the original purpose of the tiny
pocket and jeans pocket?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Over?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Keet your house key? What does sp up and sun
screens stand for sun Protection Forever?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
What movie franchise features a boat called the Black Pearl?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Oh time? Okay, you got that in out of time.
Let's send it over the scoreboard down and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Produce a red Taya
and her sister got too correct and Victoria got three.
Oh no, Victoria has now been both twin sisters. You
guys got a twin brother that can call in and Traga. Well,
(30:35):
you still got one hundred dollars gift cards just for playing,
though ty. Thank you very much. Let's get the answers
now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Olivia Rodberrigo's saber color is purple Vincent van Go did
paint a starry night. Tulips were actually once exchanged as
a form of currency.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I've never heard that before. Cute.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
The tiny pocket and jeans was used to store pocket watches.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
What who has one of those?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
On a time You're not supposed to put comments in
your pocket because this isn't hot it's supposed to make.
And then SPF and sunscreen stands for I'm helping the
people sun protection factor. And then the movie that features
a boat called the Black Pearl or the franchise is
Pirates of Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
So close to Thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
You vers Victoria the same time every single weekday morning.
Remember you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is dm us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jubil show dot.
Speaker 13 (31:30):
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Speaker 1 (31:37):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up. He's getting ghosted by a woman named Shana.
So we're about to call her and see if she
tells why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. First, Ryan,
how long has it been has you heard from Shana?
Speaker 10 (31:50):
It's been about three days now, three days?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I know that doesn't feel like a long time, but
after like our data fields like forever, because she was
responding so much before, you know.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay, why don't you tell us about the day and
how you met her and stuff?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Cool?
Speaker 10 (32:04):
So we met during a pub pro It was fun.
She wasn't out very.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Long, but like I got her number before she left,
and we thought that, like we talked about him, would
like we'll have a proper date. There's this little pocket
of the city that has a park, one of my
favorite pizza places, and like an ice cream spot next door.
So I was thinking, like that might be actually a
really fun date. We get multiple venues, a little extra
time depending on how well it goes, you know. Then
(32:32):
I found out there was a band performing at the
pizza place one of the nights, so I asked her
out for that and she said yes, and like it
was such a great vibe. We had pizza, we had drinks,
We laughed so much, like you know when your stomach
actually hurts from laughing. Yeah, and then we ended the
night with like we both didn't want to really go home,
so we went and we did get the ice cream
(32:53):
and we had a really nice kiss at the end.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
I had like so much fun with her, and I
feel like there's a little bit of mystery to her
and I really want to get to know her more.
She's like, guys, she's like so pretty, Like I just
couldn't get enough.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Well, what do you think happened? It sounds like it
was so sweet.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I made a joke, and sometimes jokes don't always come
across when you're nervous. She had dropped something on the floor,
and I'm like, I noticed that my shoes were in
tied and I was like, wan't't you just tie my
shoes while you're down there? And like I was just weird.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Gonna lie, yeah, hey, tie my shoes and make me
food like that? Oh no, just might be it. What
did she do though? When we were like, tie my shoes?
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Actually tied my shoes and I was like.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
No, she actually did, Yeah she did. She laugh. Did
she think you were serious?
Speaker 10 (33:57):
I was not serious whatsoever.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
And at the time I didn't really think it was
a big deal because it kind of felt like playful,
like she was like here done, you know. But then
when I told my buddies about it, they couldn't stop
like making fun of me. And I genuinely feel that
because it's just one of those things, you know, like
when we're nervous, we're out with somebody that we like,
we sometimes say stupid stuff. And I'm not that guy
(34:25):
who would be like, you know, like you were saying,
like time my shoes and make me a sandwich. That's
not me. It is genuinely a bad joke, and that's
all it was. But now it's been three days and
it feels pretty glatant because she was always responding like
right away. Like I would text her, I would think
about like what to say, and I text her. I'd
(34:45):
spend like twenty minutes and then within like thirty seconds
she'd be back with like ten texts.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
And now it's just been nothing.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I mean, you know what Jubil always says. Though Jubile
always says it's all about the delivery. So if you
thought you were being funny, but if it didn't deliver, yeah.
Speaker 10 (35:02):
I'm with you, guys.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
I'm with you, guys.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
I wish I could go back and change you know what.
She kissed you afterwards, a really nice long kiss too,
where I was like, Okay, she's feeling the connection too.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Did it seem like she wanted to kiss you or
did you also go and now give me a kiss?
Speaker 10 (35:22):
There's your reward.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Now I'm playing my shoes, sweet thing, and your jokes
are funny.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Consent is my move? Is I always say, can I
kiss you? That's my move? And she smiled and she
was like yeah, and she pulled me in. Okay, and
like the last thing that.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
I actually texted her was actually like that.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
I was thinking about her and then I couldn't wait
for the next date to kiss her again and not
him I was.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Thinking about because my shoes came on tie. Sorry, I
couldn't help it. All right, man, we'll figure it out
for you. We'll play a song, come back and then
call her and if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you. Okay,
I'm good, all right, Please don't come back here. Your
First Day follow up. Next, right in the middle of
today's first Day follow up, if you're just joining us,
Ryan is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Shana.
(36:12):
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But real quick, Ryan, why don't you refresh
everybody's memory on your date with Shana?
Speaker 10 (36:21):
We met during a pop crawl.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
We ended up going to on a separate night pizza,
ice cream, there's a live band, had a great kiss.
I made a bad joke asking her to tie my shoes.
She actually did it, And now I think I might
have lost an amazing opportunity to get to know someone
really cool.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, you liked her a lot, right, I did.
Speaker 10 (36:43):
She's so pretty. It's crazy and cool and fun and smart.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah all right, man? You ready for us to call her?
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Please?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, Ma, speak to Shana. Please,
mister Hey Shana?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
My name is Jewbell, and I host the radio show.
It's called the Jewbil Show. Hi, Shana, the whole show's here.
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you okay? This
is show? No, it's not. Have you ever heard the
show before?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah, I'm on the radio.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yes you are. We're actually calling you because we do
a segment called the First Aid follow Up. So if
you go out on a date with somebody and you
end up ghosting them, they can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why. And you're currently
ghosting somebody. They like you a lot and they don't
know why they're getting ghosted. Okay, any idea who that
(37:44):
would be?
Speaker 19 (37:45):
I'm thinking maybe Ryan's right, it is Ryan, say, telling
us why you're ghosting him. I mean, I know this
might sound ironically that I'm being about him, because basically
I'm groaching him because he kept picking on me about
how I eat my ice cream.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Picky about how you eat your ice cream.
Speaker 19 (38:09):
Yeah, And I mean, I know it's weird that I
like caramel on strawberry ice cream, but he started calling
me a psychopath and he just you know, he wasn't
letting go of it, and I was like, I know,
it's weird.
Speaker 8 (38:22):
But then he started commenting.
Speaker 19 (38:24):
How I hold the cone, and then he started making
jokes about, like, I don't know, just other things like
being picky with me.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Was he joking I don't think so, but like, I
don't know.
Speaker 19 (38:36):
It was like I just, you know, like I take
paramel and he says it's caramel, and it's just all
started to be a little bit too much, and it
just didn't feel like the kind of guy I wanted
to spend so.
Speaker 10 (38:48):
Much time with.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Okay was ripping on you.
Speaker 19 (38:52):
Yeah, it's the whole night he's pouring my pigtails, you know,
And I just I just want to have tea with
somebody on the date, you know, miss.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Him after though he told us that I.
Speaker 19 (39:02):
Did, because he's really cute and he's really nice, and
I know he's really trying, but you know, I just
I don't know if I want to sign up exactly
for another night of that.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
But being picked on the whole time, yea makes sense?
Does that makes sense?
Speaker 18 (39:17):
Like I just I know that.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
And I don't mean to be a ghoster because it's
no fun.
Speaker 19 (39:21):
You know, But I'm just like, oh god, I just
don't want to be criticized. And I don't know, I
moved around a lot as a kid, and I was
really shy and a little insecure and I'm trying to
get over that.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
But it's just it just takes. It just kind of
ruins the night a little bit.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Constant picking can be a little triggering. I get that. Yeah, well,
thank you for being honest with us, and now I
have to be honest with you. Ryan is actually on
the phone. Listen.
Speaker 19 (39:44):
Yeah, okay, okay, Hi Ryan.
Speaker 10 (39:50):
I okay, So, first.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
Sorry, I didn't realize that I was doing that. But
also I'm hugely relieved that it wasn't the shoe tying thing,
because I was so afraid that you thought I was
this one guy who's just like time of shoes, give
me a sandwich, go do this where I was just
nervous because I was just joking about that.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
By the way, I'm like.
Speaker 19 (40:16):
I got the joke. I got the joke, and I
didn't love it, but I wouldn't ghost you over it.
Speaker 6 (40:21):
Okay, thank you, But I'm sorry. I am so used
to hanging out with my buddies and all we do
is roast each other, and I guess that's been affecting
me so much that I didn't realize that I was
doing it too much. I honestly think it's so cute
the way that you were holding your cone and the
way that you pronounced words. I am just you know, sorry,
(40:44):
that's not the experience.
Speaker 10 (40:45):
I wanted you to have a bad one.
Speaker 6 (40:46):
But I will say this, with dating, sometimes you write
people off so quickly. And communication. You're such a great communicator,
Like thank you for telling me through the radio about
what I did wrong. Like I would be willing to
work on that, you know, like I'll lock it up,
no roasting if you were to go out with me again,
(41:06):
and if I do, make sure them pumpable to just
call it out.
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Yeah, okay, exactly.
Speaker 19 (41:12):
And I know, I know I have like weird little
habits and it's caramel, and I know I hold my
cone funny and and all that, and it's what.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Makes you you. I think it's lovely.
Speaker 13 (41:23):
You know.
Speaker 10 (41:24):
I was just nervous.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
Trying to make jokes and trying to make sure you
have an extra good time and then doing so, I
kind of messed up. And I'm sorry you thought that.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
No, no, I would think it.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Uh, you know, I might have gone too far. But honestly,
like you haven't even seen a real psychopath until you
see me eat hot dogs, you can always you know,
that's what everybody says. You know what everybody says.
Speaker 10 (41:48):
I just love some meat.
Speaker 13 (41:51):
All right.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
With Ryan again and maybe eat a hot dog and
watch how much he loves me. Eat another day.
Speaker 19 (42:02):
I mean, I just want you to, like I do,
get jokes, and I know I'm a little sensitive, and
I just I don't think I'll handle the constant clowning
around very well, you know.
Speaker 10 (42:13):
But I mean, no more clowns, no more clowning.
Speaker 19 (42:18):
I'm but I still like you to be I don't
want someone to not be themselves around me too, you know.
But I mean, you're so nice and you're so lovely
and to go try to contact me to a radio station.
I mean, nobody's ever done that for me before. So
I mean, I know you put so much effort into
finding all those really fun places and and on all that.
Speaker 8 (42:40):
So I mean, yeah, let's go on another date. Let's
give it a shot.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Sweet congratulations, Ryan, you got another date.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Thank you, Thank you guys for making it possible, and
thank you Shane and I. You won't regret it, and
if you do, you.
Speaker 10 (42:55):
Can roast me right back.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (42:58):
I will make fun of you and the way you
eat half ees.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
Okay, Yeah, it's it's really weird.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
You gotta see it. I know you will have.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
He's like no chill like bath.
Speaker 7 (43:14):
Jeble's first Date follow up.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Have you ever had this happen to you? It's the
Jewbel Show. You're getting ready for work and then you
sense that something in the room is watching you, a
ghostly presence. So you do what everybody does when they
think a ghost is watching them get ready for work.
You turn around and say, I know you're in here,
and the power of Christ compels you to drink it
(43:38):
all it's and then you rip off your bath talent
start doing a magic mic impression because everybody knows the
ghosts hate helicopters. That's very specific. Okay, maybe it's just me. Well, anyway,
someone on this show might be legit getting haunted. It's
a crazy story just in time for Halloween, and she
(43:58):
needs your help. Who is and what's going on? We'll
tell you right after this. It's almost October. You know
what that means, Oh, Candy, no Victoria. One thing, the
ghosts are about to come out and play. Well, no joke.
Somebody on this show needs your help because of some
spooky stuff that's going on in their life. And it
(44:18):
all started with a trip to a haunted mansion. That
person is our very own Victoria Ramirez And if you
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go to the Haunted Mansion too. Yes, when we were
in Jamaica, the show visited a haunted mansion that was
owned by a woman named Anna Palmer. So they call
her the White Witch of Rosehall, and she practiced all
sorts of witchcraft. And the house that we walked through
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a place where she'd offed three ex husbands and then
was marked by her slave lover. The thing is not
one but three, really, And we walked through the rooms
where all this stuff happened, and they described the events,
I mean, and the murders that happened on the place
and all of the witchcraft that she would do vicious.
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And since that visit to the haunted mansion, Victoria has
some interesting things that have been happening to her. Guys,
And I'll let her tell what's been going on since
that visit. It's getting very, very creepy. But first, also,
she grew tired of her husband.
Speaker 13 (45:33):
And most people go for like a walk or get
a divorce and they get tired of the husband.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
This girl, why, she didn't want them to have her money.
Speaker 13 (45:43):
Okay, so we walked through the haunted house. Then we
get down with it. I'm like, it's that's not helpful.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
You will talking about how Victoria might be getting haunted
by an actual ghost and we're not joking about this part. No,
it was very creepy. We leave the haunted house.
Speaker 13 (45:59):
It was like late at night, I go to bed
and at five point thirty in the morning, randomly, my
lights just turned on, like all my lights in my room.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Say that again.
Speaker 13 (46:10):
We went to the haunt house, came back to the hotel,
and then at five thirty in the morning, my lights
came on by themselves.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
By going to this haunted house.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
Yes, and I look around and there's nothing there, and
so I get really scared and then I just kind
of duck my head under the covers.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
It's whatever. I passed my back out because I was retired.
Speaker 13 (46:29):
But then I come and I start telling people in
the morning about it, and everyone's looking at me weird.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
And then one of the guys who even.
Speaker 13 (46:34):
Works there, was like, Victoria, I see a dork or
around you and I'm like, oh, that's not funny, thank
you very much, just.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Walking through the hallway and they're like, hey, what's wrong
with you today? Yeah, I blew it off. It was whatever.
Speaker 13 (46:45):
And then my lights throughout the day started flickering wherever
you were.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
No in my room.
Speaker 13 (46:50):
Okay, maybe like Homie was just hanging out in the room,
I don't know, but they started just flickering out of nowhere,
like all day.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
We're talking about when we were in Jamaica because the
show was giving away a trip to Jamaica. We toured
a haunted house where this woman had murdered three of
her husband's and was also murdered herself. And then the
day after, Victoria, in the middle of the night, is
woken up by her lights turning on by themselves in
her hotel room.
Speaker 13 (47:10):
And a coffee mug was sipped over and a cop what.
I was very creeped out by that part. I didn't
make coffee at all when I was there.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Listen over it freaks me out, dude, especially the coffee
mug being tipped over, because when we were touring the place,
they told us about people that tried to stay in
that house to test out if it was haunted, and
when they were staying there, they ended up leaving because
they had a coffee cup or a teacup on the
table and then it just shattered.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
I don't think I.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Understand how scared I was.
Speaker 13 (47:35):
But another story they told us was how someone took
a rock from the house and like, all these bad
things start happening.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I'm like, mind you, I didn't take anything. I bought
a hat. I haven't won the hat, since you're the
only one that bought anything from the gift store that.
Speaker 13 (47:47):
I know, and it's very creepy, so I haven't worn it.
But recently I was showering and I.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Saw a random bruise on my leg.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
What, No, it's a random Victoria.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I looked at it and I was like, oh my god,
I was like, an every haunted movie I've seen, it's
like they start with bruises.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Actually that's I know. It's like the inside of my leg.
Speaker 13 (48:07):
And I can tell you right now not the freaky's
been going on, so like I'm not.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
I mean, while I believe in ghosts and I totally
get that, and then the bruises is real. You are
a very clumsy person that walks into walls, and also
you have a cat, So I just I don't know
about this. I don't think she followed you home. I
really don't know.
Speaker 13 (48:24):
But things like I haven't ran into anything lately, I
haven't tripped. No, it's not just me being clumsy, Like
I know, anything else we happening. My cat's been kind
of like looking at the walls weird lately, if I'm
being honest.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Oh, and they say cats can see that, canials that scared?
The cross staring at the corner and like looking up
and stuff. Yes, And she's in the middle of the night.
Speaker 13 (48:43):
I caught her the other day and I'm like, Mosa,
come here, come to bed.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Do you legit think that this ghost could have followed
you home?
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yes, they don't follow you. They attached to you. So
if she came back with you, it's not because she
followed you.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
It's because she.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Attached two years too late for she's already taps to JEF.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
That's not funny. I'm sorry about that. Who comes to
your house and clears it out? Why? Why I'm not needed?
Speaker 13 (49:11):
Thank you very much, he says, Actually happening, guys, it's
very scary.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
It's not funny, very serious. If anyone wo's had to
get rid of ghosts, Hexton dmmy call in. I need help.
I'm scared and I'm too young. Tony. If anybody knows
how Victoria can get rid of or ghosts, please help
us out. Neian told me I talked to it at
one point, but I tried and I sounded creepy. Oh
there's somebody on the phone to talk to you, Victoria.
I'm scared. Okay, this is good. Take the phone call.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Yes, Ju.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Sixty seconds away from a free trip to Jamaica. But first,
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Speaker 3 (49:46):
So there's a father who's trending right now because of
how overprotective he is. And this definitely strikes a chord
with me having an Iranian father who is very overprotective?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
So were your parents overprotective?
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Did they ever put a camera on your head so
they could see what you were doing at a whole time?
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Sometimes I get sad about how much I was neglected
as a kid, and then I hear stories about overprotective
and so I'm like, that's cool. At least weren't doing
It's fine. Oh yeah, you wouldn't want that.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
I used to get followed in the malls and I
didn't know I was being followed. Would then I would
get a call It's like who is that boy? You
were talking to the blue T shirt? And I'd be like,
where are you?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Wow with my person?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
My person uncle, and like they would take shifts and
I was just like never free next level security.
Speaker 20 (50:33):
No.
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Sure Red has a daughter, would you just drop a
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Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yike, sorry, I'm just wiping out.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
We were talking about how rather not give her the
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sorry about that. Where starting to cry a little bit. Okay,
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well this is.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
This is something normal you can take to your daughter,
bron Okay, there is a beauty trend that we're making
our way into the fall season with and it's called blondzer.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
It is beauty's biggest trend. Blondzer. Would you like to
guess what that means? It's two words mashed up into
one to bronze your skin blonder. A blondzer is a hybrid.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Instead of having to put on the blush and then
your bronzer, or your bronzer and then your blush, you
just do it all at once. This is so silly.
But this is so silly it already exists.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Well, rouge.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Rug is what Grandma used to call blush, but this
is a very specific kind of blush.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
I have no idea what it was until now. So
thanks for the employee even ask why you put on
a nice blouse with a sweet bread coach and some
rouge and then you go out on the town. Now
you pretty much do the same thing.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
You can still put on your brooch and your blouse
with a bronzer.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
And it's usually a guy in a dress. What Harry
styles with the brooches? Oh yeah, he does wear that.
He wears dresses and brooches. Became an old woman, somebody.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
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Speaker 4 (52:47):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4 (52:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:54):
I hey, uh.
Speaker 20 (52:55):
You know, whenever I would like let one go or
you know, flatulate, I would blame it on the kids
or my wife.
Speaker 6 (53:01):
I'm like, oh my gosh, did.
Speaker 11 (53:03):
You hear that?
Speaker 18 (53:04):
And it'd be my fault.
Speaker 20 (53:05):
Well, then we got this little chihuahua named Pup Pup,
and so that little dog would let one go and
it'd run away, and so I said, did you hear that?
My wife's like, that was you guy. That wasn't the chihuahua,
that wasn't pop up, That was you. And I'm like no,
I'm serious. This dog farks and runs away. Well then
(53:27):
one day she didn't believe me because I was always
blaming the kids and everybody else for my flatulence. Or
even one day when she was home alone, pup let
one go and ran, you know, into the kitchen. And
it was so funny that little dog would run every
time it would fart.
Speaker 6 (53:41):
It was just a cute statement.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
That's funny. Do you say dogs are just like their owners?
So that dog wasn't going to take great of that exactly.
Speaker 18 (53:51):
Just wanted to say.
Speaker 20 (53:52):
I was going to use my dirty little secret, was
going to be to be on the Jubil Show and
give a promo for my theater of Secrets.
Speaker 6 (54:01):
But I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, you're good. I'm glad you didn't do that. Yeah
you two take care man, Thank you for your secret. Hey,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 18 (54:13):
I do well?
Speaker 1 (54:14):
Sweet? What is it about?
Speaker 4 (54:16):
Ten years ago?
Speaker 18 (54:17):
I hoped were my college buddies and spend the weekend
at his house. Unfortunately I hooked up with his mom.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
What is that unfortunate or fortunate?
Speaker 7 (54:28):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (54:29):
Oh, it was one of those things that just happened.
I was in the kitchen late at night, seeks care. Man,
We've been drinking kind of like a barbecue thing, and
one thing left to another and we made out.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
You said college, right, said okay, clarifying, is she your wife? Now?
Speaker 7 (54:49):
No?
Speaker 5 (54:50):
No.
Speaker 18 (54:51):
The funny the dirty little secret is a couple of
months ago, almost ten years later, I met them in
the grocery store. Oh yeah, they got a kids, And
my buddy said, man, this dude reminds me of somebody's
like deja woo.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
No, no way boo.
Speaker 18 (55:11):
Yeah. So I took a pick of him, and then
I went home and started looking at my kids.
Speaker 7 (55:17):
Photos and oh, damn.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
You I have your friend's mom.
Speaker 6 (55:25):
Not intension an.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
That's funny man, you know, thank you for telling.
Speaker 6 (55:34):
Us very familiar.
Speaker 1 (55:38):
That's hilarious. It's a movie.
Speaker 14 (55:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (55:42):
I wanted to get confirmation, so I so I told
my mom to pick and he was like, oh that's you.
When you were where did you take this one?
Speaker 1 (55:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Man?
Speaker 1 (55:53):
Wow, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 6 (55:58):
I appreciate you. Guys, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
Man, have a good one.
Speaker 16 (56:02):
What's your dirty little secret?