What are your weird dating requirements?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have asked the last three dudes I've dated for
their bank account info on the first day.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Why do you ask for that? Because I only want
to date a wealthy guy that has money. Call us
with your weirdest dating requirements. I think that's a pretty
common one. What dude shows you is seriously, Oh yeah, sure,
here check it out. This is my balance in my
check out eight eight eight three four three one six
one text in four one o six one. There's a

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thread going viral on Reddit asking people their weirdest dating requirements.
Some of the answers are hilarious. Here's one of them.
I will only take a guy's last name if it
comes before mine in alphabetical order. My last name starts
with the C. It's a lot of options. I guess
good luck call us eight eight eight three four three
one six one text in four one o six one.

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What is the oddly specific dating requirement that you have? Hey, Haley, Hey,
what's up? What is the dating requirement that you have?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
H If he has more than one pair of flip
blow not like nice you know, open toad birkenstocks, but
like flip flops red flag no, thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
More than one pair of flip flops is a red
flag for you? Why?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, I mean, we don't live on the beach, Like,
why are you walking.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
Around with your.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Don't you travel?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I would hope that you did have more, because that
shows that you like to get on airplanes.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
It is not for dudes. Yeah, they just don't want
to put on shoes slides.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
I literally.

Speaker 8 (01:32):
Because I hate laces so much, so I probably have
a few more than I can't date.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Haley one text in four one o six one. Here's
another response from the thread that's going viral on Reddit
about the oddly specific dating requirements people have. I will
not having the same name as my sister or my mom.
Oh yeah, oh, also, my name is unisex. A girl
with the same name as mine turns me on. I

(01:58):
think that's like a little weird your Seriously, I just
want to scream my own name thing.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Could you also cut your hair like mine and maybe
get some implants on your face facial hair like you?
It's so weird. Of course you would. I would date
somebody with the same name as my mom or sister
only because I think I would think it was hilarious.
Like really, yeah, it wouldn't necessarily be a turn on,

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but it would also be funny to me that I was,
you know, so when we were doing stuff, I'd be like,
this is super weird.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
That's actually that.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Creeps me out.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
But I feel very lucky that I'll never have that
problem because my dad and my brother's names are so unique.
My dad's name is Hottie h A. D I, and
my brother's name is Darius, so the chances of that
happening are not very high.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
And darius Is are usually attractive, you know, Like I've
had a couple friends named Darius and they're always like ripped. Yeah, okay,
well that's my brother, So.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh is he attracted?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I mean yeah, obviously, but still, Nina, do you have
any oddly specific dating requirements? I do. I have to
you have to have rhythm.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Like that's just really important to me because I don't know,
like music is such a big part of my life.
So like you got to be able to just like
break it down in the kitchen at random times or whatever,
like I like random dance parties. And then the other
thing is be good at breakfast, like make good breakfast, Oh,
making it, yeah, making it and like eating it well,
like loving breakfast like cooking breakfast. Making breakfast breakfast like

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that to me is the ultimate sign of love. If
you make me breakfast, oh man done?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
What if he orders you breakfast? Is that same thing?
Or me have to make it bed?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I want you to be able to I don't have
to eat it in bed. I will prefer you to
make it yourself.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Technically, I did make I mean I ordered correctly.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
For you to breakfast.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
I do.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I love it. Call us eight eight eight three four
three one six one text and four one o six one.
What is your oddly specific dating requirement? Burnut bernia?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Burnaya? Okay, burnia? How are you? What's your oddly specificating requirement?

Speaker 10 (04:09):
Anything but sign as a man?

Speaker 11 (04:12):
I can't stand.

Speaker 10 (04:20):
They're a lot.

Speaker 12 (04:21):
There's too much.

Speaker 13 (04:22):
It may lie.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
A lot is the only really I ran into, and
I'll always have trouble with them.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
It doesn't matter who it is.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's like, really, I'm a little hurt. Victoria's Victoria's the pisces.
I had no idea we had a liar in our presence.
I don't know you're gonna not gonna be honest with me,
Kmar all the time. I don't know what you lie
about thanks for your phone call, call us a A
A three for three one six one text and four

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one O six one. Here's another response from the thread
that's going viral on Reddit. If you eat all my
pickles and put the jar back empty, I'm breaking up
with you. Obviously.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's the same way right with like juice and like
soda too. Don't just drink it on and leave it there.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I think our digital director Gabby would agree with that.
She's very passionate about pickles.

Speaker 9 (05:11):
I'm very passionate about pickles, and I have a loyalty
to one's very specific brand.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yesterday you were talking about it, Yeah, cloths and pickles. Also,
I do say the juice because I like to drink
it same. Yeah, so I do put it back in
the fridge, even if it's at that's a great point.
I don't like that. It's really good for hangovers, Victoria.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Do you have any dating requirements.

Speaker 9 (05:33):
It's not necessarily a requirement, but if a guy can't
make me laugh on the first date, it's a no
go for the second date. Like we have to be
able to have like some comedic back and forth.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay, well, you know it's actually really funny Victoria should
should read some of her back and forth with the
people that she talks to on these dating apps, because
all they do is tell weird jokes to each other.

Speaker 9 (05:52):
It's not only weird jokes, but like the last guy
who messaged me was the line he gave me was
oh my gosh, like you're so pretty and beautiful, like
where have you been all my life? And first off,
I thought that was kind of cheesy, so I was
just like, let's see how far we can take this.
I was like, oh my gosh, Like, oddly enough, I've
been hiding like under the rock by the QFC, Like
have you not been looking?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
And he's like he's like, no, I haven't.

Speaker 9 (06:15):
Like have you been on the right side of the
left side of the road? And I'm like, oh, the
right side obviously, Like come on, kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, then I got bored for a minute. Here's another
requirement from the list, probably my favorite one. You have
to appreciate frogs a little bit, at least a little
bit if you dislike frogs. I'm not interested in you
by frogs, no idea. I would love to ask them

(06:43):
exactly why.

Speaker 14 (06:44):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Hello, is this Winston?

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is it hi Winston. My name is Detective Pete Eakins.
I'm calling from the Federal Bureau of Investigation and I
was hoping to still a few minutes of your time.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Yeah, I'm calling in regards.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
To your recent Vegas vacation.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Oh okay, what were you not.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
In Las Vegas, Nevada in the past three weeks?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Did you or did you not? Win a large sum
of money on a slam machine?

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (07:29):
That was pretty random. I was really brilliant.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Happy You expect me to believe that it was random?

Speaker 11 (07:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (07:39):
Is there a problem, because.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, the problem is there was nothing random about that.
It was rigged machine.

Speaker 13 (07:47):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa woa. I don't know what
happened with that. All I know is I went in.
We were playing for.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Hours, I believe, Winston. Winston, Winston, Listen, We've gone back
and reviewed the scary and we know that you're not
part of the illegal gambling operation that has been rigging machines.
You just real the unfortunate person to sit at that
machine and the time it was supposed to give someone
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 13 (08:11):
Wow, Okay, I did so. So I'm not at fault
for anything, that's for sure, because.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
You're not at fault, but you are in danger.

Speaker 13 (08:19):
I am really confused.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
This organization, the organization that has been rigging slot machines
throughout Las Vegas is very notorious organized crime family. And
you happen to step in front of the person who
was supposed to be sitting there when it gave out
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 13 (08:37):
So there's some like Machia's family that's like after me
or something like.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Not just some one of the biggest ones. Yes, I'm
sorry to inform you of that right now. It's gonna
be kind of scary.

Speaker 13 (08:50):
Okay, So I don't really know what to do.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Where are you right now, Winston?

Speaker 13 (08:55):
I mean I'm at home. Really cough start here, because.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
They know where you're at.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
This is why I hate to be so abrupt, But
they know where you're at, and they will probably any moment.

Speaker 13 (09:05):
Well then okay, okay, so then nine one one, like
police or something gotta be outside, right, I mean, if
you're the FBI, then the police are probably play ball here.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
We're going to need you to play balls, or we're going.

Speaker 13 (09:17):
To need you to do payball? Okay, so what do
I do?

Speaker 5 (09:20):
What do I do?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Like, there's a couple of agents that are on the
way to your house right now.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
They will come into your backyard and they will not
park out front, and they're going to put a wire
on you. And when these mops are show up at
your door, you need to invite them in and have
a conversation with them.

Speaker 13 (09:34):
I need to have a conversation with them.

Speaker 10 (09:36):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (09:37):
Yes, I'm just gonna like have guns.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Like they will definitely be armed heavily.

Speaker 13 (09:44):
Bro No, you got hey, get like a Stunton double
or something in here. Man, I'm not trying to do
all that because you know how these people who somebody
just what happened? So just them, I'll give them.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Can you hide? Hide behind a couch or something? Do
you not them see you?

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Are you wearing a bulletproofess? What are you wearing a
bullet proofess?

Speaker 15 (10:07):
Why wouldn't you have a bullet Why wouldn't you have
a bullet brohone right now?

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Man, I just wait, they just knocked.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
Hey, when's I'm going to tell you something?

Speaker 4 (10:20):
What that was your girlfriend, Stacy that knocked at the door?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Because this is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing
a phone break on you and your girlfriend said you up?

Speaker 15 (10:28):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (10:34):
She told us, man, I'm about to got a knife
in my hands. What was I going to do with that?

Speaker 7 (10:41):
Man?

Speaker 13 (10:42):
She told us how you won between the bullets.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Five thousand dollars on a slot machine in Vegas and
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
That was her knocking at the door.

Speaker 13 (10:50):
I can see you running down the street car.

Speaker 14 (10:57):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone breaks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Time for what's trending with Nina?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Do you keep your phone updated to all of the
new iOS's? I'm sorry, I'm talking to iPhone.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
People right now.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, I honestly, I bet they have something like this
too for droids. I just think that overall it's a
great concept. They're blocking unwanted package picks.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Not?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Packages like you get from Amazon, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Like unwanted packages that you get in your phone, like
of packages that you're getting in your.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Phone, fingers, dating apps Victoria's.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
He genuinely doesn't know what we're talking about. Victoria making photos.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Bro, Wait, but how are you getting those?

Speaker 7 (11:39):
You've never had?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Somebody?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Okay, are you the only woman on the planet that
has never had anybody slide into their dms and send
them something. I feel like, I feel like it's happening constantly.
This is not an invitation, though I don't want anybody
to story.

Speaker 15 (11:51):
Ye do not.

Speaker 9 (11:52):
I've had one, but it was like on Instagram. Is
that what we you're talking about, like just blocking Instagram.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Well not from instagrams from your cell phone. You know
that scene in the Matrix if you haven't seen the Matrix,
there's a scene where like all this stuff is coming
at him and he's like like bullets are coming at
him and he's like basically bends backwards and from side
to side, dodging every bullet. That's what I feel like
every woman is like with those pictures online, Like you're
just dodging them constantly.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean, that's a whole nother story for another day,
like the psychology behind why men especially feel like they
need to just randomly send them and go woo. But anyway,
there's going to be an option called sensitive content warning.
So when these pictures come in and they're going to
be blurry. So if it's blurry and you click on it,
then you ask for it. But if it just comes
in blurring you don't look at it, then you just
got saved.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Like if they get text too.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I wonder how it knows that's so.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
Actually they're doing this on Instagram already, are they? Yeah,
they do this on Instagram right now. So it looks
like iOS in pure Apple fashion has taken something that
works and thrown it in. So that's a really good idea.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
How do they do it?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I wonder, Well, you have to go to settings and
then you go to privacy and security and just turn
it on, right.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I just mean, like, how does it know that it's that?
Like the technology?

Speaker 13 (12:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I'm gonna start sending my friends pictures of my thumb.

Speaker 15 (13:00):
I see the.

Speaker 14 (13:08):
First Day follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 2 (13:15):
Ken is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Jamie and he
has no idea why. So we'll see if we can
figure it out for him in a second. But first, Ken,
how long has it been since you heard from Jamie?

Speaker 14 (13:26):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (13:27):
It's been about two weeks.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, Well let's hear about it. How did you meet Jamie,
how is the date? What's going on? So?

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah, So we met at a concert.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
You know, it was like a real small venue and
we were both kind of at the back, kind of
away from the crowd, so it felt like a good
time to strike up a conversation.

Speaker 13 (13:46):
So we did.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
We talked back and forth, you know, we were both
dig in the concert, and then as things started to
wind down, I was.

Speaker 15 (13:54):
Like, screw it, I'll just ask her out.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Good for you.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Yeah, I was like, well, well in person, let's actually
do what people used to.

Speaker 15 (14:03):
Do and talk to each other. So she agreed, and she,
you know, she.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Said something like I don't know, I was awkward but
too cute to say no to, which was fine with me.
So I text her the next day shee, you know,
are you still down to do this? And she seems
really excited about it, so I was like, okay, great,
so far, so good.

Speaker 15 (14:25):
Okay, So then I take her out. I took her
to this restaurant.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
It's kind of my secret gem.

Speaker 15 (14:32):
I don't go there often.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
But when it's you know, someone I think I want
to kind of you know, start themself right with. So
go to this place and we just chat about the concert,
we get to know each other, ask her about like
other music she's into, and again everything's going well.

Speaker 15 (14:49):
She starts talking about, you know, she's done well, we've
all done you know, the and on the apps, just
trying to date around but it's hard, right, And she
was like, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
I want to take it flow.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
And she said something like she was deliberate about who
she wants to go out with, which I was a
little like what does that mean? But then I'm like, well,
you're out with me, it must mean that you like me.
So again, everything's going well up to this point, so
I take this to the compliment she enjoys being with me.

(15:21):
I tell the kind of the same thing.

Speaker 15 (15:22):
I just I'm looking for something normal in my life
right now, right, nothing too hectic, but just something consistent.
A cool girl. So after dinner we talk a bit more.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
There's actually this park across the street from the restaurant,
and on the way kind of we're going to part ways.

Speaker 15 (15:38):
We just sat on this bench and we ended up
talking to like a long time and I was like,
this is this is so rare, Like no one spends
this much time together with someone you don't know that right.
It was one of those things you see on like
a rom com of like this is this is means
it's going well.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
And so you know, it's getting late, and I knew
she had taken an uber there and and she was
going to take one back home. So I'm like, I
didn't want to be too forward, too creepy, but I
was like, look, if you want, I can easily give
you a lift home.

Speaker 15 (16:10):
And I didn't want to push anything, but she felt
comfortable and she was like yeah, absolutely, So again drove
her home. This is all going well. Again, I'm trying
to be easy going about this, not push anything.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
But I'm like, you know, we get to her house,
I'm like, this has gone real well. Can I walk
you to your door? She says great.

Speaker 15 (16:30):
So again I'm feeling good and I was going to
go into the kiss, but I was like, this has
gone well. I don't want to push this thing.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
I assume there's.

Speaker 15 (16:38):
Going to be another date, so I go for the
hug instead.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
Okay, right, which seems like the normal thing to do, right,
I'm not going.

Speaker 15 (16:46):
For a handshake. A good call there, yeah, And so
this is.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Where I'm like, if there was a problem, it was
probably this, I go to give her the hug and
I just kind of trip over her like doormat, and
I kind of like fall into her and I knock
her against her own door.

Speaker 12 (17:07):
Whoa.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
But like she knew that it was an accident, right,
and I'm like, I'm apologizing profusely.

Speaker 15 (17:12):
I'm telling her.

Speaker 13 (17:13):
It's just I just was clumsy.

Speaker 15 (17:15):
I was nervous and it needs that to happen. And
she was like, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah, you're nervous. You're like, I don't want to go
in for a kiss. Yeah, I'll go for a hug.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Exuse I'm just going to pounce on it right.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Here, exactly right. If someone was watching this, it would
look creepy. But it was a total accident. And so anyway,
she offers me to do like a proper hug.

Speaker 15 (17:37):
So I'm like, okay, good things are calmed down.

Speaker 13 (17:39):
She's she believes me.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
Then I'm like, hey, can I text you later? And
she said yeah absolutely. So I went back home and
I text her no response, and that was almost two
weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Okay, oh wow, wow, we'll try to figure it out
for you. Play a song and then come back and
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and maybe get you another day if you
still want Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Maybe she has a concussion to be Yeah, class, I'll
come back.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I get your first Day follow up, Next first.

Speaker 14 (18:10):
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Speaker 2 (18:16):
If you're just joining us for today's First Day follow up,
Ken is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Jamie.
We're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another
date if he still wants one. But before we do that,
why don't you catch everybody up on your date with Jamie.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Ken.

Speaker 15 (18:31):
Yeah, So met Jamie out at a concert. We kind
of hit it off, asked if I could call her.
We set up a date, went at to dinner.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
It was real good.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Kind of spent the whole night connecting, talking, ended up
driving her home, went in for a hug. The only
thing I can think here that went wrong is I
did bump into her. I tripped on her doormat. I
kind of fell on to her in her door. But
we ended off with a hug and then I reached
out to her. Haven't heard from like nine dave.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Okay, all right, man, were you ready to call her?

Speaker 15 (19:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Please?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to
Jamie please.

Speaker 10 (19:22):
Yeah, this is Jamie.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Jamie.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
My name is jubal And a host a radio show.
It's called The Jewbill Show. Hi, Jamie. I'm Nina on
the show too. Hi, and I'm Victoria. What's up, Jamie?

Speaker 10 (19:35):
I'm sorry? Why are you calling?

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Do you listen to the show at all?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Ever?

Speaker 7 (19:40):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (19:40):
Yeah, I mean I have, but I.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Highly recommend it.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah. The reason that we're calling is we do a
segment on the show called the First Day follow Up.
That's where if you go on a date with somebody
and then you end up ghosting them, that person can
email us to get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them. So we had an email about you.

Speaker 10 (19:59):
Oh okay, yeah, I mean I think I know where
this is going. Okay, Like, I know who emailed you.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Who do you think it is?

Speaker 10 (20:08):
I'm going to say it's Ken.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
You are correct, Yes, it is. Ken emailed us and
said that he really liked you a lot, but he
doesn't know why you're ghosting him.

Speaker 10 (20:21):
Oh, this is this is awkward.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Can you tell do you mind telling us? He really
wants to know?

Speaker 10 (20:31):
Yeah, I guess. I mean we we had a really
nice date and Ken is like he's a goofball. He's awkward,
but he has so much going for him and he
has a wonderful personality. And I think I spent the
longest time on that date, Like the night just flew by. Yeah,
I guess it was just the end of the day

(20:52):
that was. That was really a bummer for me. He
came to my door, you know.

Speaker 15 (20:57):
He was he was dropping me off.

Speaker 10 (20:58):
And you know, can he was so sweet and you know,
he gave me a hug, but unfortunately he knocked me
into my door and I got a giant black eye.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh he told us about that, Like he said.

Speaker 10 (21:15):
Yeah, he tripped into me, and yeah, my face hit
the door and it hit pretty good. Like I tried
to play it off. I was just so much pain.
I was like trying to just you know, give him
a hug, kind of get him out of there. But
when I got inside, I like my face was burning.
It was it was the worst sensation ever. And literally
an hour later my face turned bruised. Oh yeah, I

(21:40):
mean it sucked too. Because, like, I get, these things happened,
but I had worked the next day, and I had
such an important meeting, and so I had to put
so much concealer on my face in order to just
even look decent in front of people.

Speaker 15 (21:52):
Guys, I'm sorry, Hi, Hey, Jamie Ken Jamie.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
I had no idea. I'm so sorry. It was a
complete accident. I can't believe that it got that bad.

Speaker 15 (22:05):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (22:07):
I know, I understand. I really appreciate the apology. It's
just like it was not what I needed at that time. Really,
it was with the worst timing for it.

Speaker 15 (22:17):
Look, I am so sorry that you had to deal
with that, you know, but it was totally an accident.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
You know.

Speaker 13 (22:22):
I thought maybe you would at.

Speaker 15 (22:24):
Least give me a quality had a good time.

Speaker 10 (22:27):
Oh, look, I understand it was an accident. I get that.
I was just in so much shock about everything that
had happened, and then I have like immense pain, and
then and I was saying like, oh, we have worked
the next day, so many things in my head. It
just made me really angry.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's a fair emotion I feel in the moment.

Speaker 15 (22:47):
Oh, i'd be pissed too, Like I man, I'm sus media.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
I can't believe.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
That, Jimmie.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Do you like going out with Ken?

Speaker 7 (22:55):
Though?

Speaker 16 (22:55):
Right?

Speaker 10 (22:55):
Other than that, I mean, yeah, it was a good time,
and I was just really angry at the time about
you know, work and what I had going on personally
that I took it out on him so.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Well, actually didn't. I just didn't talk.

Speaker 10 (23:09):
Well, yeah, I mean I typically don't do that, Like
I would tell somebody why I'm not talking to them anymore,
but I couldn't. I had so much on my mind.
But I look, I owe him a black guy.

Speaker 13 (23:20):
He's not gonna get away with.

Speaker 17 (23:24):
Jamie.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
If you agree to go out again, then you can
knock me over as many times as you like.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh all right, well, Jamie, would you like to go
out with Ken again?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Oh my gosh, Ken, you're on like you're gonna have
a worse black guy than me, but you.

Speaker 15 (23:42):
Will have fun.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah either way. Congratulations, Ken, you got another data or
at least you got your beat.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I have no idea.

Speaker 15 (23:55):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Jamie, this is great.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Thank Juble's first day follow.

Speaker 18 (24:02):
You know, the cold hot time.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I'm kidding your kid sings like this. You know, the cold,
hot time? How do you redirect? You know, how do
you redirect to go? Maybe sing is not your thing,

(24:35):
but this is definitely your thing. Or we need to
just need to get some lessons in you and then
maybe you can hit that note call us up eight
eight eight three four three six one text in four
one o six one. Have you had to be redirected
by your parents or have you had to redirect your child? Hey, Celia, Yes,

(24:55):
have you had to be redirected or have you.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Had to redirect?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Redirect?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Okay, well what happened?

Speaker 7 (25:06):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (25:07):
So I I don't like to tell my kid that
they're not good at something, right, so I just I
just hide his phone.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
You hide his phone?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Okay, okay, Okay. So he's he's a drummer, and it's
really really bad, Like I feel like I'm going I'm
losing my mind.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
And well it's just this.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Cacophony because he's trying to play set and he just
doesn't know how to make the symbols.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Go with the.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yeah, so it's just banging around.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah exactly exactly. And so every Thursday when he comes home,
I hide his phone because you know, he's a teenager.
So he's addicted to it. So I know that five
minutes into rehearsing, he's going to check his phone and
then when he can't find it, he's going to go
looking for it and stop.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, that's hilarious. Thank you for your phone call call
us A four three one of six one, text in
four one of six one. Drumming will be doing done soon,
in a few in a few minutes and in the
next four hours, and'll be looking for a phone and
I won't be drying. That is hilarious. Hey, Linda, I'm here.

(26:35):
Have you had to redirect your kid?

Speaker 19 (26:39):
Actually it was my parents who probably should have redirected me.

Speaker 18 (26:44):
Okay, Junior high, Yeah, good one and junior high.

Speaker 19 (26:48):
We got assigned a instrument, and so we all take
home our new fun thing knowing nothing about it. And
I had a pretty big bedroom at the time with
wood floor, So starting off, I had a clarinet.

Speaker 18 (27:02):
And if you've never heard somebody try to play that, oh,
it sounds like something being killed almost.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
It sounds kind of like a goose being murdered, doesn't it.

Speaker 15 (27:15):
Is dying?

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Did she get her hands on a goose? We got
to get in there and stop this massacre.

Speaker 19 (27:21):
So instead of.

Speaker 18 (27:22):
Them telling me, Okay, this is probably not for you,
after months of me attempting the clarinet, they decided I
should practice in the garage wait for everyone.

Speaker 17 (27:32):
So yeah, did it?

Speaker 18 (27:35):
Did it discourage my failings? Just instead it said maybe
you should just go way over there.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
That's good and I think it also, honestly, I think
is in parenting. It helps the child become honest when
they get older. But also if they practice at anything,
you can be good at anything if you just practice enough, right,
But just going you suck give it up is not
good parenting.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Do not do that. Please.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
I had absolutely hi as the child say.

Speaker 19 (28:03):
Maybe they could have when I was being moved to
the garage giving me a little bit better guidance there
let go.

Speaker 18 (28:10):
But you know it's okay. We live, we learn, and
I do not currently play the clarinet.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Appreciate you, thank your very phone call.

Speaker 19 (28:22):
You love your show.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh thank you, We love you back. Thank you. Appreciate that.
Call us eight and eight through fourtext ten four windows
six one, Hey Sierra, Sierra, did you have to be
redirected or did you have to redirect your child?

Speaker 12 (28:39):
I had to be redirected, but I really failed on there,
and my dad and my brothers used to call me
terror dactyl singer and dying.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Whrse, that's rude. I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah, now I'm a really really good singer and we
do karaoke and yeah, now my daughter's a good singer zero.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
So oh yeah, I was gonna say, prove it a
little bit.

Speaker 12 (29:04):
Oh no, yeah, thanks, Sierra, appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Calls up eighty eight three six one text in four
one six one, Nina.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Have you ever had to be redirected?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I should have been many times, but my parents put
me in all kinds of sports and I was never
good at it. Like I should have been taken out
of soccer at any given time, but they made me
stick it through so I had to play. So yeah, no,
they didn't redirect, but I got stuck. It's like soccer.
I got stuff playing soccer and it wasn't my sport.
And they put me in goalie because I was chubby,

(29:42):
and I was like, really, I.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Shouldn't be here goalie for the cross? Really was it
because you were chubby too?

Speaker 17 (29:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
And I think that I thought it'd be harder to
get by.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
They coached just like who can I throw some balls
at this point, like Tori get in You're goalie right.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
It was like, I've never played goalie. That's fun. My
parents are totally okay with that. I'm like, okay, anyway,
call it eight eight three six one text in four
one six.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Time for what's trending with Nina.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
So there's a new accessory and I don't know if
it's an accessory, but they're calling it accessor an accessory
that everybody is trying to get their hands on right now.
And it's MRIs like so it doesn't feel like an accessory,
but that's what they're calling it. Yeah, like the X
ray type thing, like exactly like going through the X ray.
So this is gen X that's starting to get into this.

(30:36):
But Kim Kardashian kind of started it because there's this
company called Pernuvo.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh is that the one that they can do a
full body scan and see everything? It's I wanted to
do that for a long time.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
See, well, you're right on trend because that's what everybody's
putting their money towards. I guess it's twenty five hundred
dollars to do it. But now with social media and
promoting it. There's different codes and stuff you can get
from different influencers that are influencing these MRI. I guess
I'm not one hundred percent sure what this does. This
just tells you if there's something wrong with your body you.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Can see, yeah, they can, I guess, tell you if
something could be bad or is bad, or areas in
your body that you might not know, like there's a
growth or a tumor or something like that.

Speaker 9 (31:17):
Is it like something I can tell you, like if
you have not necessarily physically wrong, but like, let's say
I'm like I'm lacmose intolerant or like, and I just
haven't figured that out yet.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
No, I don't think so. I think it's just physical.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
It takes pictures of inside your body so they can
see what's like in there.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
I just like I did an MRI once and I
have a clock for a heart. Pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
That's sick. Wow, Literally, I just I just think this
is interesting that it's a trend.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I mean, it's kind of cool because you know, taking
care of your body is important, but this is a
very expensive way to do it.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
So this is so funny. It's so funny. Vegetables are cool.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
Gen Z's looking around for special lights for their bedroom
in their parents' basement. And then you got millennials wandering
around the country looking for a home that's affordable, and
you've got the gen xers trying to buy MRIs.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah right, it's wild crazy. It's a nice clear line
between all the generations. It's pretty funny to watch. That's
what's trending. Yeah, it would be cool if you got
one and you found out your liver was an emoji,
like a smiley face emoji, a plan emoji. Also it
means when you get older. When you get older, though,

(32:27):
you're said an egg plant emoji, and it's just like, yeah,
I think I have problems with my liver. It doesn't
mean the same thing anymore. To Catch a Cheater is
coming up right, It's the Jewble Show. It's time to
Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Edgar is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and Edgar thinks that his boyfriend Darren might be
cheating on him. They've been together for three years. Edgar,
what's going on, man, what's what's the situation?

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (32:54):
Yeah, so, like you said, we've been together, you know,
three years, before. We're not married, but we're work together
all the time, and I I'm thinking he's cheating on me.
I mean, listen, he parties a lot, and he's been
partying a lot more lately, I mean a lot more
than usual.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
I've always been less of a partier, okay, And.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
He's always partied.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Yeah, no, No, when we got together, he's always partied.
I know that.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
And you know, you know, the opposite is attract you know,
you know.

Speaker 16 (33:23):
And I'm a few years older than he is, so
you know, I've I've done my partying, although I've never
party to his extent, you know.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
And but lately he's just he's just going out a
lot more.

Speaker 16 (33:34):
And and also I mean this is his first long
term relationship, so maybe he doesn't you know, he doesn't
know exactly what he should be doing and shouldn't be doing.
But you know, I'm wondering if the age gap is
a problem. And you know, we party differently, We've got
different groups of friends. You know, he doesn't invite me

(33:56):
to hang with his friends usually because.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
I'm not comfortable with them.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Has there been anything that's changed in his life, like,
you know, is there some stress going on? Like at
work or family or something like that, because sometimes it's
not cheating, it's just blowing off steam of life.

Speaker 16 (34:11):
No, nothing that I know of it. If there is,
he hasn't told me, which makes it even worse.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Doesn't it. So I mean you know that he's not
telling me these things. Yeah, so No, I don't know
of anything.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
How much younger is.

Speaker 13 (34:22):
He than you?

Speaker 5 (34:23):
He's three years younger than me, three years.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
It's not that big of an age, guy, I was picturing, like,
you know, twenty years.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
No, it's it's just a couple of years, which is
very different.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Though, you know.

Speaker 16 (34:32):
I mean, you know, the ag shouldn't be a difference
at all. I know, but you know, are just the
way we approach life is different.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
And but it can be worked out.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
But I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
How are you guys when you're together or.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Greenham we're together.

Speaker 16 (34:45):
I mean he's been a little more stand offish slately,
which is why I'm you know, talking to you guys.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
I just there's I think there's something going on. I
think he's cheating. I think he's doing something else with
somebody else.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Is there anybody that you have in mind that he
may be cheating with, Like, is there somebody that's always
out with him that you know of or do you
think it's like a bunch of people Like.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
No, I mean he hangs with the same people all
the time.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
You know, he's got his.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Friends, you know. I don't think it's them.

Speaker 16 (35:15):
I don't think it's the guys that he hangs with
because he's been hanging with them for years. He goes
out and drinks with them. They're his O our friends.
So I don't think they would do that. I mean,
you never know, but I don't think they would do that.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Now, have you ever asked them? I mean not to
be like putting in the friends in the middle of
your relationship, but have you ever like sneakily been like, so,
what's up? What's Darren been up to? When you guys
are out?

Speaker 15 (35:38):
You know, Unfortunately I don't see.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
Them all that out.

Speaker 16 (35:42):
Yeah, we don't cross paths all that often. But but no,
I could never do that because these are good friends.
So you know they're gonna go right back to him.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
How's the phone situation? Is he been different with his phone?

Speaker 7 (35:55):
No?

Speaker 16 (35:55):
No, he's still he's stills good with texting and good
with calling.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
I mean we're we see each other all the time.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I mean, like when he's around you is hiding his phone.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Oh, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 16 (36:06):
Yeah, like secretly texting or something like that, so I
can't see it. You know, I haven't noticed that. If
if he is, I haven't noticed that. You know, I've
seen people have dated in the past, do that, right,
so I know what to look for.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
No, but but but I have not seen that from him.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Okay, so that's not really happening.

Speaker 16 (36:26):
Yeah, that part's not happening. But I stuck Field. There's
something going on.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Okay, all right, Well, we'll see if we can figure
it out for you.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
card member at, So we'll call from there and say
that every single month we choose one rewards card member
at random, we gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful,
new and improved floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to you or to someone else. Okay, okay,
all right, plaus, I'll come back and try to catch him.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
And it's catch a teater next.

Speaker 15 (36:51):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Only on the Jubile show in the middle of to
Catch a Teater if you're just joining us. Edgar is
on the phone and he thinks that his boyfriend of
three years, Darren, might be cheating on him. So we're
about to call Darren and see if he is and
if we can catch cheater Edgar real quick before we
call him, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on why
you think Darren might be messing around?

Speaker 16 (37:13):
Yeah, I mean, we've been together three years, and he's
parties a lot differently than.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
I, goes out a lot more more than usual.

Speaker 16 (37:19):
We've got a different group of friends, and he's just
I have this feeling, I mean that something's happening. There's
an age gap between us for three years, and we're
very different people, you know, So I'm concerned.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
I'm worried that he's doing something with somebody else.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Okay, all right, Well we're gonna call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
card member at and tell him that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member totally random, who gets
free flowers delivered to anybody anywhere in the entire universe,
totally free. And he's this month's lucky winner, and we'll
see if he sends those flowers to you or to
someone else.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
You ready, I'm ready, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I'm gonna dollar the phone number. Hello, Hi, this is
Jorble calling from. Is this Darren who's a Rewards Card
member with us?

Speaker 15 (38:11):
Yes to see.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Hey Darren, congratulations you're this month's winner. What if I
win the flowers?

Speaker 7 (38:20):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (38:21):
Okay, love flowers? Love that for me. I didn't know
you guys were giving away flowers, but cool, I guess.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
We would choose one Rewards Card member every single month
at random to say thank you very much for your
business and being such a good customer and your loyalty
and thank you for shopping by giving them thirty six
long stem red roses or the flower of your choice
delivered from Wow Know and improved floral permit. We do deliver.

Speaker 13 (38:47):
Now.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
We're trying to get the word out and also say
thank you to some of our very special customers.

Speaker 7 (38:51):
Like yourself thirty six.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
You can also if you don't want roses, you can
choose another flower and of equal or lesser value.

Speaker 15 (38:59):
Oh yeah, okay, I can't see anything being higher value
than roses.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Sure, if you know the info on who you'd like
to deliver them to and where you'd like to deliver them,
I can take that right now over the phone, just
a matter of minutes. And like I said, it is
all completely free. And by the way, the flowers will
look like they came from you and not the grocery store.

Speaker 13 (39:16):
So wow.

Speaker 15 (39:18):
Yeah, okay, although you said I could change them from
they were rosos.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Yes, you can change it to a different flower if
you want.

Speaker 15 (39:25):
Yes, Can I change them to Lily?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
I don't see why not?

Speaker 13 (39:32):
Great?

Speaker 15 (39:33):
Yeah, that's my boyfriend's favorite flower.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
So oh okay, I'll need first, I'll need the first
and last name of the person that you'd like to
send these two.

Speaker 15 (39:41):
Sure, yes, it is Eddie.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Eddie.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
This maybe maybe an overstep, but I kind of I
think you're I like you, Darren, and I just want
to ask you because I'm having like an issue and
maybe you could help me out.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
You ever cheat on your significant other or before?

Speaker 9 (39:59):
What?

Speaker 15 (40:01):
I'm sorry? What was your name again?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
This Eddie guy that you're sending the flowers?

Speaker 7 (40:05):
So you ever cheat on him?

Speaker 17 (40:08):
No?

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Who?

Speaker 15 (40:08):
I'm sorry? Are you a friend of Eddie? I'm just
super confused right now.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
This is actually Jewble from the Jewel Show. It's a
radio show.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Hi. I'm Nina. Hi am Victoria.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Yeah. So there's three people on the show.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Yeah, what's up Darren.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, we do a radio segment called to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
That's where if you think your significant other might be
messing around, you can get us to call them and
see if they are cheating and see if they deliver
flowers to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
So that's what's going on right now.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
And there's three of us in studio, and there's one
person on the phone who's been listening this whole time,
and that is Edgar, your boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Hey, honey, how are you Eddie?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Yeah to me, sorry about that. I love you back
a thank you for the flowers.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I think you need to get them some real flowers
over there.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Yeah, I'm sorry, honey. I listen.

Speaker 16 (40:57):
I know you've been going out a lot lately, and
a lot without me, a lot more than usual.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
And I just got I don't worry. You don't have
the cheating out of.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
The passion we all both have.

Speaker 16 (41:06):
And and I just had this really weird, weird feeling,
and you know, I couldn't. I couldn't shake the feeling.
And I just I needed to know. I needed to
know what was going.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
On because I really like we been cheated on.

Speaker 15 (41:19):
It is not excuse this type of behavior to Okay,
I'm gonna be honest here. I'm a party boy. Obviously
hang out with the boys, like to go out. I
like to have fun. I know that's not your scene.
That's fine, but I'd be lying if I didn't say
I thought about it.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
The idea has popped.

Speaker 15 (41:37):
Into my head because you just got the trust issues, Eddie.
You just have so many trust issues. It's just so
hard for me to feel close to you.

Speaker 16 (41:45):
Okay, I get it, I get it, But you thought
about it, which which which scares me a lot.

Speaker 15 (41:50):
But everyone's thought about it. I mean, you see, like
sack guys everywhere.

Speaker 16 (41:56):
I have no answer for that because I can't disagree
with that. I mean, you know, I mean you have
to trust me.

Speaker 15 (42:03):
What do you know? I just I just don't understand.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
I'm just scared.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
I'm just scared the andll lose you. Because I spend
so much time of art.

Speaker 15 (42:10):
You are suffocating me. Sometimes.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Listen, I would.

Speaker 15 (42:15):
I hear you, I hear you. Your feelings are valid.
I would be a counselor if you want, so we
can work on some of these issues. And I know that.
You know, maybe if you think I'm partying too much,
I'm out there all the time. That's fine too. I
would rather spend time with you. So we just need
to figure out a way and we both.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Can be happy.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I mean, I felt like therapized you both in this moment.

Speaker 16 (42:38):
Yeah, listen, I mean, I just, you know, I know
I've got some insecurities, but I just I mean, you
go out way too much.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
I mean, and not with me.

Speaker 15 (42:50):
You're so insecure. Baby, You're beautiful and I love you,
but you know this is who I am. I want
to go out and I want to party and have
fun young only one time in this life, and I
just what is this relationship without trust? You don't want
I don't want to stay home and you don't want
to go out. So where does that leave us? I
would rather be spending this time with you, but we

(43:12):
both need to do what we want. Where's the overlap
in that?

Speaker 7 (43:17):
I mean, you know, maybe if I went out with
you more and you stayed home with me.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
More, I mean, could we figure this out.

Speaker 15 (43:26):
Yeah, I don't see how we're going to work it out.
If you, I know, you talked before about maybe seeing
a counselor, I would be open to doing that. If
you think that I'm partying too much and you've got
these trust issues which are clearly from your mother.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
Sorry, sorry, but.

Speaker 16 (43:44):
Yeah, I mean I'm willing to compromise, and you have
not been the greatest person to compromise with. I would
appreciate if you gave it a shot and leave my
mom out.

Speaker 15 (43:54):
Well, I'm not going to be a steady and sit
at home all every night.

Speaker 16 (43:58):
You know, this is a ridiculous and we're hashing it
out in front of people, and I would rather I like.

Speaker 15 (44:03):
Yes, we talk about becomes of you, I don't call
up let's the Florist radio station whatever.

Speaker 16 (44:10):
All right, fine, it's fair, that's fine. I accept that responsibility.
But let's I like this consolar idea. Please, I want
to say this, I want this. I want to make
this work.

Speaker 15 (44:18):
How would you want to have you buy your gorgeous
face and shake it and shake some sense and of you.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Okay, this is why I love you.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Okay, here you can make me.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
Laugh in the middle of the stress.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Out situation. You make me laugh.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Eddie, listen to me.

Speaker 15 (44:33):
I am not cheating on you. Okay, I will not.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Cheat on you.

Speaker 15 (44:36):
I understand that you have a problem with me partying
so much. I am willing to come to some sort
of compromise to figure this out. If that means having
a third person tell us what we do. Obviously, you
have no problem airing out our business in front of everyone,
so I guess we can do it with someone else.

Speaker 16 (44:55):
Okay, Hey, we talked about inviting a third person in.

Speaker 15 (44:59):
Maybe we should be the therapist.

Speaker 14 (45:08):
The Jewel Shows to catch a Cheetah.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewel Show is no different. We've got Everybody's drunk
at Nina Hi, whose first job was a party starter
and she grew up to be quite the party finisher
true story. Then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.

(45:33):
She just thinks everything is cute all the time, and
who could forget uh, the quirky neighbor girl who might
stop by from time to time. Digital director Gabby what's up?
And we've got our producer Brad He's a dad, that's me.

(45:53):
And then there's the weird guy that lives in the
attic and comes downstairs once in a while wearing a
shirt for pants.

Speaker 7 (45:59):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show. What's going
on with you this week?

Speaker 18 (46:03):
Nina?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Well, fall doesn't officially start until this weekend, but it's fall, y'all.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I am so in on this right now. It is
pumpkin every morning.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I just made my grandma's apple cake, and this weekend
the plan is apple picking and apple pie. Like, just
give me pumpkin spice and everything nice, roll around in it.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
What just happened to.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
You?

Speaker 19 (46:25):
Really?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Like fall?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
iPhone? Like I'm a grown microphone.

Speaker 9 (46:29):
Now wait, I saw you make your apple cake on Instagram?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, why didn't you bring it in? Because I didn't?

Speaker 19 (46:38):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Well you didn't ask for it, would answer? I was hoping, Well,
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
And also I forget to do that stuff in the
morning without a reminder. Okay, okay, I do.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Actually thank you other than wanting some of that. What
was it again?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
It was an apple cake? Yes, apple cake, apple cake,
and I'll make apple pies this weekend. Apple cake was
earlier this week. What's the difference between a pie and cake.
The cake is a cake, and a pie is the cakes.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Like the fluffy stuff?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Right, yeah, in the crusty middle.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Got it? Well?

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Other than wanting one of some of that that?

Speaker 5 (47:14):
What is it again?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Want someone to you want some of my cake? Apple cake? Victoria?
What's going on with you need this weekend? Other than
wanting some of drunk cakes?

Speaker 9 (47:23):
Well, I am learning that adulthood is not all cracked
up to what it's.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
English person. Just try to come out of you cracked
up to back inside of the English person. It's not
all it's always ply everyone talks about. Okay, it was fun.

Speaker 9 (47:43):
Ever what I was growing up, everyone said, become an adult,
get older, grow up, go get a real job.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
They said, all that sucks. You didn't couldn't agree more?
I know, but I miss like my best friends, like
I never get to see them anymore, and they don't
live here near you?

Speaker 9 (48:02):
Right, No, Like everyone moved to like different places, which
is also lame.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I get that.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Why can't we all just move the same place together
and get really good jobs.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
There, That's what I'm saying. Neighborhood you know, yeah, or
same house I'm cool with? Like anyways, Well, you.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Could start like a little cult.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, you could go to the desert with your friends
and then you could I mean, you don't have to
like do any weird stuff unless you want to because
you're friends.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
But like you could just go be isolated with them
if you want.

Speaker 9 (48:30):
I'm pretty sure s a documentary about cults and they're
not good, but you'd all be together.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Yeah. Oh well that's how it starts.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
That's how everybody's young as sister Victoria Rumers became the
next big cult leader. Oh look, everybody, it's the quirky
neighbor girl, our digital Dirk and Gabby, Gabby, what's going
on with you this week?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Anything?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Not a whole lot. I visited the Seattle I'm Wall
this last weekend. I'm thoroughly disgusted by it. But it's
pretty epic though, right. I Mean, it was just gross
to me, and I feel like, I don't know if
it was just in.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
My head, but I feel like that whole hallway just
smelt weirdly, like I just didn't like it at all.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
A lot of people pee there what I've paid on
it before?

Speaker 5 (49:23):
There?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
You go? Why what if you're a guy, you just
be on things?

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
So many reasons. First off, it's a public Why are
you asking Jubil why this is a regular for him?

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Oh yeah, the parking garage multiple times.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
We all do there.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
No, I just didn't want to take the elevator up.
But I'll just do it right here.

Speaker 8 (49:40):
The problem with being in a parking garage is you
don't know which what way the cement's gonna go, and
you kind of I got to run away from your stream.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
You don't know what way the cement's gonna go. It's
if it's going to.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Come at you or to the left or to the right.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Step around it. I did not really awkward one the
other day in a parking lot. I had to do
a weird like step around. I didn't want to get
out of my shoes. At some point, you find your
one foot's on the wall and you're just trying to
like read back to what's going I was bad. Now, yeah,
pretty sure it's going with you. Oh hey, nothing.

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Actually, for the first weekend in a long time, I
think I feel like I've done something every weekend for
the past like six months, and this weekend it's just
going to be hanging out and chilling with my daughter
and doing absolutely nothing.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
You should watch the notebook. I've seen the notebook, Victoria,
thank you as you got her?

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Probably not.

Speaker 8 (50:23):
I don't want to give her unrealistic expectations about what
love is.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Realistic. Yeah, they were sold me.

Speaker 8 (50:29):
Yeah, Yeah, that's the expectation I don't want her to have.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
It's a real thing. Okay, well it's stone. What's trending
with Lena?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
This story is so funny to be Okay, you ever
need a detective, you hire Swifty because nothing gets by them.
So Taylor Swift went out the other night. Now this
is reported allegedly she was wearing an opal a necklace.
An Opal and the birthstone for oples is in October.
And Travis Kelcey for the Kansas City Chiefs. He has

(51:01):
been like going back and forth talking about how he's
crushing on Taylor, how he's gonna shoot his shot, and
now people are saying they actually have met up and
allegedly have gone on a couple of dates, but are
super low key. Again, this is all alleged, But where
there's smoke, there's fire to me, And I mean, like
why not? Travis is cute, She's cute, Like, why wouldn't
you just see what's up. I don't know if it's
a pairing forever, but it's definitely a fun one. Is

(51:22):
that weird that if they did go on a few dates,
she's already wearing his burst.

Speaker 9 (51:27):
Which is why I don't think it actually is, Like,
I don't think they're actually seeing each other.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I don't even know that the opal really goes with that.
I mean, opals are pretty common to wear, but swifties
are saying that they believe that the opal is a
hint to all of them that she's got a crush
on Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
Listen, I know we all love mssus Taylor Swift, but
let's not sit here and pretend like she doesn't get
into relationships very fast.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Yeah, why is that a bad thing?

Speaker 17 (51:54):
Though?

Speaker 8 (51:54):
I can tell you exactly, But anyway, the ople thing
could be very real, Like it could be that fast.
You want two dates with the guys, She's like, great,
I'm in Kansas City Chiefs person.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Well, and she also likes to play games with her fans. Yeah,
so maybe that was one of her ways of like
dropping a little hint hint that they are, yeah, seeing
each other. I don't know either way, I mean, I'm
here for it. It sounds like more of like a
fun little romp than it is like a love connection.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
But whatever, I hope they are dating, and I hope
it gets serious because it's fun when in sports when
somebody like the quarterback starts dating somebody famous because if
they win, they then they say great. If they lose,
then they start blaming it on Taylor's the quarterback. We
can't have that. Swifty's will attack.

Speaker 7 (52:44):
Jubles dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Hey, what's up? You have a diary little secret?

Speaker 7 (52:56):
Sweet?

Speaker 5 (52:58):
What is it?

Speaker 17 (53:00):
I was listening to you guys this morning. I'm having
a fake relationship to piff off my past girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
A fake relationship.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Yeah, how did that work? What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (53:12):
Well?

Speaker 17 (53:13):
I usually go out with friends and I'm always saying,
you know, hey, yeah we had a great time tonight. Well, hey,
I'm hanging out tonight. And it has been driving her
up the wall. And I've gotten so many texts from
different friends who have asked me, hey, who is your
dating now? And I've just totally avoided it now. And

(53:35):
I think only like two or three close friends I
actually know because they're the ones that usually go out.
We'll go out drinking, we'll go out to dinner with
And the other night, I went to this like hibachi
place with my brother and his girlfriend and I took
a bunch of photos. But all the photos I took
right next to me, you could see there was a

(53:57):
martini and another plate of food. Some random person who
is sending next to.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Me, that's awesome, that's funny, and you're like, we had
a great time, that's amazing.

Speaker 17 (54:08):
Yeah, And in the photos I didn't include that I
was with my brother, So all it looks like is
I'm just out at a fancy hibachi place with some person,
and I'll put it on our group chat or I
send it, Hey, check out this cool video of you know,
the chef doing like the fire thing or whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
When you're at home, you should put a glass and
have some lipstick a little bit stained on it and
make it look like it's like a Netflix and oh,
you take it to a whole other level and you
could get a wig and put it on a pillow
and nobody would know.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I'm for this. I'm really toxic, guys, I'm really toxic.

Speaker 17 (54:44):
Well, I think the worst I've done so far is
I've even said like, oh, I'm so glad to be
back in my own bed, you know, I'm like, oh.

Speaker 15 (54:51):
God, last night was a Boston.

Speaker 17 (54:53):
I'm glad to be back on my own You're toxic.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Oh my gosh, it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Well, thank you for telling us your tar A little secret, man,
it's awesome.

Speaker 17 (55:04):
Oh right, thank you guys.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
What's your dirty little secret? Text seble to four one
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