January 16, 2023 • 36 mins
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In today's Ridiculous Internet Question, we are aksing the question, If you had walk-in music, What would your perfect walk-in song be? Along with that, a womans husband set her up in this Jubal Phone Prank because they are getting their house remodled, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on one man who is under fire for starting a very interesting robbery ring in this Jubal News Network, there is a man in this First Date Follow Up who may have just misheard something and that is why he is ghosting, we have a listener on the phone who wants to tell us her mom's Dirty Little Secret that has now maybe turned into hers as well, and we are back with Unscreened Phone Calls and one listener wants to tell us what happens when people are too nosey while driving!
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In today's Ridiculous Internet Question, we are aksing the question, If you had walk-in music, What would your perfect walk-in song be? Along with that, a womans husband set her up in this Jubal Phone Prank because they are getting their house remodled, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on one man who is under fire for starting a very interesting robbery ring in this Jubal News Network, there is a man in this First Date Follow Up who may have just misheard something and that is why he is ghosting, we have a listener on the phone who wants to tell us her mom's Dirty Little Secret that has now maybe turned into hers as well, and we are back with Unscreened Phone Calls and one listener wants to tell us what happens when people are too nosey while driving!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then jubil show on demand. I wish we had walk
in music all the time in life. You went into
any room and right before you came in, there was
an announcer that announced you, and music started to play,
and you walked in. Yeah, all the time with everything.
It shouldn't be just for big occasions. You show up
anywhere and all of a sudden, your song starts to play.
(00:20):
What would your walk in music be? Call us right
now eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
That's eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Text us at four one oh six one. That's today's
ridiculous Internet question. If you had walk in music, what
would your perfect walk in song be? Hey, Bree, b
yeah or Brian? Sorry Brian? What would your walk in
(00:40):
zong be? Um, it's because I'm a hole, but I too, Yeah,
I'm That would be your walk in song? I love it.
I mean, people know exactly what they're getting to win.
Brie walks right now three four three one oh six one.
If you had a walk in song, what would it be? Victoria?
If you had a walk in song, what would it be?
I have the music in here for the people on
(01:01):
the show. They put it in here, so I'll just
play it Victoria's walk In Song apparently, like, yeah, I
guarantee I'm not going to be anyway. All right, this
is Victoria's walk in movie. Follow your Dream? Yeah, want
to get a mashi? What's your cozy? The you didn't
watch my movie? A couple of whips and lots of three?
(01:23):
I've heard this, thank you because it is that it's
a spins by Mac Miller. Okay, okay, all right, yeah, okay.
It does sound like it would be the same song
for an MTV reality show. If it's not The Things
over Cribs, they should make it. Yeah, calls right now
eighty Victoria. If you had walk in music, what would
(01:45):
it be, Alyssa? What would your walk in music be
a good one? Yeah? Definitely that would be a very
good one. Like I feel like walk in music the
answers for this. Those songs hold like a very important
memory in people's lives or sometime. Look, when is the
time that you've listened to Gangsters Paradise where you just
felt like you were on top of the world, Lyssa,
(02:05):
I mean we walked out to it when we just
got married a couple of months ago. That's a good song.
That's a great song to place your wedding. Calls up
eight eight eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Bennett's walk on song is in here too. Let's see
what bennetts would be again. Everybody gave their walking song
to our producers and they put it in here, So
I don't know what it is. Bennett's walk on song,
(02:27):
if he had one, would be this, okay trumpet, Oh
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one. So that
(02:48):
should happen every single time you walk into the room Bennett.
Every time, like Bennett gets here in the morning and
sim like, oh great, great, Bennett's here again, very kind.
I'm he's gonna bust through the door in just a second. Yeah,
that part's coming and okay, yeah, hey Bennett, good morning.
How are you hey? Call us up right now? Eight
(03:11):
to eight three four three one oh six one text
in four one oh six one. What would your walk
in song be if you had walking music? Cameron? Yeah,
what would yours be? Glamorous by Fergie whoa yeah, Oh
that's a good one too. That would be good to
walk into as well. Oh oh you s yeah, see,
I wish that, Like, you know, I like watching boxing
(03:31):
and stuff like that, and they always choose things that
are like harder beats and stuff, you know, to walk into.
But I wish Floyd Mayweather, if he was still fighting,
like he would walk down to clamor it like the
first song that would be hilarious. Call us up right now,
he hated eight three four three one o six one
eight eight three four three one oh six one. All right,
I've got Christian Gray snows walking Music oup. This is
Christian's song that he chose for his walk in music.
(03:53):
It probably is Selena. I'm gonna guess it's silly. This
is the song that when I was in college, people
told me this song. We're minded them of me because
in all the college parties I ever hosted, this was
playing on repeat and if you didn't like it, you
could leave. Okay, So this is the song that's playing
in Christian said whenever he shows up to a place
to walk in the door, I come on, this is
(04:15):
a good intro. A Yeah. If there's a song that
encapsulates Chris Christian christ no, this is it. Right here
he is, and they're like, I did a funeral Christian,
please show some respects three four, three and six one
text in four one oh six one. What would your
(04:35):
song be if you had walk in music? Hey, Katie, Yeah,
what would yours be? Power is power? Power is who
sings that song? The Weekend? I can't think how that
song goes. I can't either, but like it the one.
It's like, power is Power is the powerful? Damn. Oh
my god, I'm the Weekend and power is cool and
(04:57):
we got power. Lots are all love that song. I
love that song. That is a good choice, Katie. I
think that's a great walking song. It's executive producer, Brad.
I put mine in there too. Oh you did? Oh okay, Brad, No,
I was kicking the door open. This is what you
would hear, dude. Well I'm excited. Yeah, I'm excited to
hear what Brad's is. Remember Brad is a black belt
and a pilot. Yea yeah, I'm good at kicking both
(05:19):
of them. Oh, this is this is brad Our producer's
walking song. Welcome. You can play this leaving a room
or entering whatever you want. The Jubil Show on Demand.
(05:39):
It's another Jubil Phone frame. Heday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, yep, yep, yep,
Well your mouth put the last door up there? Yep,
I'm sorry, Hello, hello, yes, Bill, we're about done. We're
(06:06):
about to put the l door up. Oh okay what
what door? Where? What? Oh? Yeah, it's Bill is Christy.
I don't remember talking to a Bill. Um. Where's Mark? Yeah?
Mark market market Market wouldn't putting together the project manager.
I'm just working out here on the in our house
(06:26):
with some of the work and call you let you know.
We were about wrapping up the doors. But I didn't
ask for any doors. I wanted windows. I've never seen it.
I've never done a job like this before. It was
really hard to hang all those little tiny doors. But
we're about wrapping up. I'm I'm I'm genuinely telling you
that I did not ask for tiny doors. We're looking
(06:46):
at the paperwork here. He said, you wanted uh tiny
little doors where the windows is that and windows where
the doors is at. So all the doors been replaced, windows,
all the windows placeroop doors. So we got like what
I was a little spectacle of the design process, twin
doors with the windows windows doors. Are you telling me
that every window in my house has been replaced with
(07:10):
a tiny door, and every door has been replaced with
a window. So you're playing on you're playing on getting in,
like opening up the doors to get in the house.
All the times that the windows I guess coming in
coming in the house that way because the windows were
put in the places of doors, those windows don't open.
So it's just windows, doorsize window, window sized doors. You
(07:31):
got door size windows, windows size door, no item. Why
would you why would you do that? What in what
same person would do that? That's why when I showed
up the job the other day, I was saying that
that is an interesting I don't know who would you
want to do that? How are they going to climb
in these tinder little doors? I am, I am, I
am getting in my cart and I'm coming over right now.
There's one question. I don't think I've been answering on
paperwork here. You want ladders of stairs? What are you
(07:52):
talking about? Ladders or stairs? I don't even know what
you're talking about. I mean, we've spent one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars on this red invasion. I'm living with
my family. I don't understand what you're even talking about doors,
because you got doors there and every window is now
a door, so we got a second floor doors and
I don't know if you want to just light us
up to them. You want to stairs, we can build
(08:13):
the stairs real quick. I put you a little bit
of a budget, though. You need to put the windows
where the windows should go and the doors where the
doors should go. Okay, well that's gonna be a little
bit more. I mean we've already done the work about
to hang the glass windows. Oh no, no, there shouldn't
be anymore. No, No, why wouldn't you call me? Yeah? Well,
Gary being here, Gaye probably wouldn't. Uh Gar, Gary does
(08:37):
the reading out of the building. Gary does the reading,
and you do the building. But yeah, Gary doesn't reading
out of the building. Yeah, I get it. You do that,
You do the building, But why would you then do
the building without without Gary being there to do the reading? Jack?
(08:57):
Windows for doors and doors for windows? Oh? I cannot
believe it. I am suing you guys so much. You're
about to lose your job and then Gary can be
reading your unemployment checks. You. I'm getting in my car
and I'm coming there right now, and Mark better be there.
Frank phone call is actually Duble from The Jewel Show
(09:18):
doing a phone prank on you and your husband Nick
set you who. It's a it's a joke, your husband
Nick set you up. This is actually Jewel from Jewels
Show doing a prank on you, doing a phone bank.
You're serious, I couldn't had a heart attack. Well we're
glad you didn't. Yeah, oh my god, naked, such a naked,
(09:40):
such a that's it. Oh yeah, that's it. I have
to get him back. Oh my god, are you sure
you don't want tiny doors where your windows are? Though?
I think that would be a really cute. I think
I think I'm gonna have nightmares. I think I'm gonna happen.
The Jebel Show on demand been Why don't you us
(10:00):
a countdown today for trist too? Oh no, yes, here
we go. It's the JNN, the Jewel News Network for Monday,
January sixteenth, twenty twenty three. This is the JNN where
if you want news, good luck. Yeah, I'm Jewel Fresh.
And for today's top story, we might finally figure out
(10:22):
what the beyond is in bed Bath and Beyond, Because
bed Bath and Beyond is bed Bath and beyond, Broke
and apparently they're gonna be filing for bankruptcy and maybe
going out of business. Show. I hate this for them,
but I'm about to go get me a comforter for
twelve dollars. Seriously. Absolutely, they've actually had reports of people
going to Bed Bath and Beyond trying to take advantage
(10:44):
of all the sales right now because they may just
be going out of business. So Jan You're always at
bed Bath and Beyond because that's where Chris Jenner's cleaning
line is called Safely and they have at a rise
that I'm very very much a fan of that comes
in laundry, candles, love dishes, surface cleaning. This is perfect
time too, because Christians moving. I have a housewarming present
(11:04):
for you. You do, Yeah, you told me the other
day you were moving, and um, I just had an
item that I picked up at the store that's been
in my car and I was like, dude, this is
a perfect housewarming present. I'm going to give it to
Christian for his new spot, Okay, and um so I
have it right down here. Actually, it's called the Redneck Plunger.
(11:24):
It's a shotgun plunger. It's a plunger, but it's got
a little shotgun thing on it, and it says the
pooh is through even makes the shooting sounds. So here
you go. Man, wow, wow, you could never thank You
(11:45):
can't get that a bed bath and beyond either to
my dad, you have to get that at a hardware
store giving like Low's hardware. It was an Ace hardware.
I was getting some something the other day. I was like,
is that a plunger shotgun? Yeah, I'm gonna buy that.
I kind of want to go to Christian's new apartment
(12:05):
just to clom the toilet. The jan and the Jewbil
News Network, we might not have many facts, but we
do have a plunger that shaped like a shotgun for
our next story. Let's send it on over to minute.
He put a picture of that on the website, Like,
(12:29):
who knew plunging could be so much fun? Now? Right?
Just yeah, Now, all I want to do is mess
up the toilet. I just want to create a whole
line of different types of plungers. Right, I should be
the first merch we have for the Jewel Show. On
we talk about Jewel Show merchant that We're gonna have
a whole line of plunger. It's Benny and I'm in Kentucky,
(12:50):
where one neighbor's lawn decorations led to a very awkward
nine one one call Mistaken for an uninvited guest. Someone
called the police claiming there's a male standing outside. He's naked,
he has a rope covering part of his body, and
he's exposing himself. Ohh and he also has a hose
between his legs. Of course, the police race to this
house to find a mannequin dressed as cousin Eddie from
(13:10):
National Lampoon series', recreating a scene where he's emptying his
RVs toilet tank. Okay, I think this is super funny
because it's like, did you not realize the man was
standing really really still? I mean he's not about down there. Okay, Yeah,
And they show up, they're like freeze. He listens very well.
(13:31):
He's a good listener. Would have been the one time
I wanted to be a cop. When they get a
call to o there's a naked man with a hose
between his legs. I'll take this one. Running off Christians
on the scene. This is a J and N and
the Jewel News Network. Is that a plunger in your pocket?
Are you just happy to see me for our next story.
Let's send on over to Christian it's both and my guys,
(13:53):
I'm a location in England where a former soldier named
Paul mccalie is under fire. According to Whiskey Raiders dot com,
McGoey was supposed to deliver nearly twenty five thousand dollars
worth of alcoholic goods. Okay, so he works for like
a like a contract company and they basically hire him
to deliver all these pallets of alcohol. Right twenty five
thousand dollars worth of alcohol unfortunately went missing after what
(14:14):
they're calling unscheduled stops along the way. The unscheduled stops,
he would basically act like he was doing drop offs
for people. He would forge signatures and make it look
like he was, you know, just accidentally dropping it to
the wrong people. Wrong. He was stealing everything himself. This
is a robbery ring ladies and gentlemen. He'd been doing
this for quite some time. Once they started investigating, realized
he's been up to it for quite a while, and
(14:34):
they're now calling it a very sophisticated set of offenses.
He's in jail for three years where there is no
booze to either steal or drinks it. Look to him,
how do you know? I didn't know there was a
market for buying alcohol that was stolen underage kids, Like
there's a market for that, Wait, outside of high schools, Like, hey,
come here, yeah, just some spearing off thirty eight dollars
(15:00):
outside of a rich kids school man, you can make
so much money. So yeah, four hundred dollars for a
twelve pack. Yeah all right, but let me go get
my mom's DEMI heard BBR. This is the JNN, the
Jewel News Network. Remember you can listen to the Jewel
News Network this same time every single weekday morning. So congratulations,
suck as we newsed you again. He remember you follow
(15:23):
us you on social media at the Jewel Show. Follow
all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met
vir Mir zero zero, I'm at ben A News, I'm
at Christian Grace. Now the Jewel Show on Demand, First
day follow up, Time for your first date follow up?
And Larissa is on the phone. She's not getting a
call back from a dude she went on a date with.
His name is Martin, and she has no idea why. Larissa,
(15:45):
thank you for your email, Thanks for coming on the
show before we get into your date and why you
think you might be getting ghosted. How long has it
been since you went out with Martin on It's been
like a week or two. A week or two okay,
so probably like a week and a half. Then yeah
around that. How many times have you tried to reach
out to him in that week? You're ish? I mean,
(16:06):
like I've reached out a couple times, but I also
don't want to seem overbearing, you know what I mean? Yeah,
And so after your date, did he just go shoot
like he hasn't responded to anything. Yeah, he has not responded.
Did you reach out via text or was it like
on social media? Yeah? Yeah, Like I texted like we
had a good time on our date, So I texted
(16:28):
him right after I didn't hear back, and then I
texted a couple of days later and still didn't hear back.
And I'm just confused. We really took half a good time. Okay.
Another question, just to follow up, do you follow him
on social media? Because like maybe you could see that
he's active on social media, so it's like a one
we follow each other, but he's like one of those
(16:49):
guys that doesn't post a lot, you know what I mean,
tell us about your date. I mean, it was so fun.
We went to this m entertainment type center where they
had been golf and bullying, arcade games like all of
that stuff. Those are always fun dates. Yeah, yeah, I
mean like we got food and drinks and everything. Like
we were there for a couple hours, you know, Like
(17:11):
it was so fun, you know, and at one point
he even won me a Teddy Bear. Cute fel like
I was in a wrong come because you know, I
was like, he walked me to my car afterwards, and
he was like hearing this teddy bear for me because
it was too big, Like it was so cute. Did
you get a kiss at the end of the date.
Did you let the teddy bear in on it? No,
(17:37):
he didn't do that, but he did give me a
kiss on the cheek. Yeah. He was just like really
cool and you know, just a really well mannered gentleman. Okay,
that's nice. So why do you think he's not calling
me back? Then? Honestly, I have been racking my brain
for this. I don't know. Um. The only thing I
(17:59):
could think of was that, like, I'm pretty clumsy and
I dropped our cup of coins at the artcake. You know,
it was not not my best moment. It was a
little embarrassing. So I don't know. It could be that
where they go like all over the place. Yeah yeah,
and did you pick him up? Yeah? Okay, any of
(18:20):
those places their carpets to me, I don't want to
pick up anything that goes. I could drop a million
dollar bill if I had one, and I'd be like,
I'm yeah. I don't know. It could be that, or
I was thinking maybe it could be because I didn't
want to play mini golf and he did. I don't know,
I don't know. Those are the only two things I
can really think of. Wait, what do you mean you
didn't want to play mini golf? And he did? Like
(18:42):
was it like um small disagreement, a little bickering, not
even He was like, hey, do you want to play
mini golf? That looks fun? And I was like, oh no,
we should do this instead, and I like showed him
another game and we just did that instead. Yeah. I mean,
and if he was so up said about you not
wanting to play mini golf that he's ghosting you, you
(19:03):
probably don't want another date with that guy. Anyway. I
don't feel like that's what it is, because he was
such a gentleman, you know what I mean. Yeah, I'll
be honest, I agree. I feel like it's something outside
that neither us or you expect because the two reasons
that you gave dropping you know, the coins and then
not wanting to play mini golf. Surely that isn't a
(19:24):
reason to just like ghost you, you know. So I'm
thinking it definitely has to be something else, or maybe
you're not telling us something. Oh are you not telling
us something, Larissa? No, I'm I'm telling you guys everything
I know. Okay, only one way to find it. I'll
find out soon because we'll play a song, come back,
and then call Martin and see if we can figure
(19:44):
out and see if we can see if he'll tell
us why he's not calling you back, and if you
still want another date after hearing it, try to get
you another date. Okay, I'm good, all right, we'll do
it next. You're just joining us for today's first date
follow up. Larissa's on the phone for a first date
follow up. She's getting ghosted by a guy named Martin.
They went to one of those entertainment center type places
for a date, played mini golf. He even won her
a teddy Bear. They didn't play mini golf, he swears that,
(20:08):
but they played all the other games. Yeah, where am
I at? They didn't play mini golf, but it has
mini golf. And she thinks that one of the reasons
she might be getting ghosted by Martin is because she
didn't want to play mini golf and he brought it up.
So maybe he was offended at that, Or he's really
in a mini golf like, way too much in a
mini golf and didn't want to call her back. Or
the fact that she spilled her tokens all over the
(20:31):
ground and that was embarrassing for Larissa, and maybe Martin
thought that was embarrassing as well didn't want to call
her back. Neither of those sound like a reason that
somebody would ghost you, Larissa. But we're gonna call him
in a second and find out why Larissa is getting
ghosted and see if we can get her another date.
All right, Larissa, now that you've had a few minutes
to think about, is there anything else you can think
of there would be a reason he's not calling you back.
(20:52):
That's it that I've been wrapping my brain for the
whole week. Oh all right, here we go a deleve
on it right now? Hello, Hi, may ask me to Martin? Please? Yeah,
(21:15):
this is see you was Martin? How are you? Man?
This is jew Bil. I don't know if you have
ever heard of me or not, but I host a
radio show called the jew Bil Show. It's a radio
show and my name is jew Bill. And then there's
some other people here as well. Ye. Hi, I'm Victoria,
I'm ben An, I'm Christian Race. Now yeah all right,
so have you ever listened to the show before? I yeah, yeah,
(21:36):
I have. What's the toys? We do a segment on
the show called the First Date follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
end up getting ghosted, that person can email us to
see if we can find out why they got ghosted.
So that's why we're calling you. Okay, but I have
a guy ghosted, so I don't I don't know you're
doing the ghosting. Yeah you're the ghost Oh okay, yeah
(22:01):
I know, Larissa. Yeah so yeah, Larissa, Larissa emailed us.
Larissa emailed us, told us all about your date. She
said she had a great time. She thought you were awesome. Yeah,
she said some very nice things about you, Martin, But
why aren't you calling her back? Okay, she is absolutely right.
We had a great time. I really enjoyed, you know,
hanging out with her and talking to her and stuff
(22:23):
like that. But I'm pretty sure all the date she
said she was a Jehovah's Witness, and I know, like
how strict they are, like with the not celebrate the
holidays and like the premarital sex day. And I just
don't think I could date somebody that's that, you know,
strictly religious Black how you put the holidays first. I
(22:45):
like how you put the holidays first, what you really wanted?
Just being honest, I like holidays. But yeah, okay, so
that's why you just, um, you wouldn't want to date
to Jehovah's Witness, right, yeah, just that you know. And
I'm not, you know, trying to like talk down on
her or anything like, you know, happy for her and
her religion, but I don't think I can do it.
(23:07):
You know, well what if she's not that strict with it. Yeah,
she kept talking about being that Jehovah's withness man like,
she brought it up a lot of times. So I'm like,
I think it's something that's a big part of her life. Okay,
Well you could have told her that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I feel like religious differences are very fair and you know,
(23:27):
grown up way to say. Look, we're cool, but I
think that's gonna be a difference we can't get over.
So you just didn't want to have the conversation though
I didn't. I thought it would be awkward, and I
did see you know, I just stopped talking to her. Okay,
well it would be an awkward conversation if you got
to have that conversation with her, it would be I
agree with you. Yeah, that's why she's had the phone
listening and wants to talk to you right now. Yep, oh, okay, okay, okay, Hey, yeah,
(23:57):
I'm just like a little confused because I'm like the
her this person from being religious. I'm pretty sure you
said multiple times like yeah, how about Jehovah's witness, and like,
I such a big Jehovah's Witness, which I thought was
you know, it was great because you seem excited about it,
but it was a lot of talking about Jehovah and
(24:19):
how it changed your life. You know, you kept talking
about how great he is and like how surprised you
are that some people you know aren't into him, and
like his words and the way they affect you and
things like that, Like you were big on Jehovah. Honestly,
I'm sorry, I can't help that laugh because you you
(24:39):
have it all wrong. You were talking about it non stop.
Were you on a date with someone else? You know?
So she kept talking about Jehovah none stop? And how
Jehovah has changed that? Like I remember you saying Jehovah?
Are you not Jehovah's witness? Now? What what I wasn't
(24:59):
talking of about? Jay Z? You know? Jehova? That's his nickname.
Are you serious? You were talking about the rapper jay Z.
You weren't talking about religion? Yes? Why? Wow? Now I'm
even working because you you worshiped jay Z. I mean
(25:23):
I thought that. I kind of do too. I like
him a lot. Have you never heard jay Z referred
to as Hove or Jehovah or Hova or anything like that?
I think. Don't get me wrong, I've heard of jay Z,
but I'm not a big hip hop saying. So I didn't.
I didn't know we called himself Hova Jehovah. Yeah, yeah, wow.
(25:50):
I mean I didn't know that either. I'd probably think
the same thing. What are you laughing at? What are
you laughing at? Larissa? I remember now like telling you
how I followed him, and now I'm thinking about it.
I meant I followed him on social media? Oh she
(26:12):
follows him? Yea? All right? Well wow uh yeah, a
lot of drake a lot of boys that night. Sorry.
Now that you know that Larissa is not as religious
as you thought she was, I know that you're not
the biggest hip hop fan like you said, so, you're
not a huge fan of jay Z. Are you willing
(26:32):
to go out another date with someone who is a
big fan of jay Z? Of that, Hova? Or is
that still a turn off for you. We'll pay for
another date if you'll go out with Larissa again. No, no, no, Larissa,
If you are willing too, I would love to apologize
Slash go out with you again if that's possible. Deal,
(26:58):
pray jay Hova. The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty
Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the Jewel Show.
You texted us at four one o six one and
(27:19):
said he had a dirty Little secret. So we're calling
you back. Hello, good morning, Hey, hey, good morning. Oh wow,
how are you okay? I'm good? Okay. Can you actually
are you in a spot where you can tell us
your dirty little secret right now? I can't. Okay, hold on,
let me walk in this other room okay, right here,
your work right now or something? Yes, so, and I
(27:42):
don't need them here and all of it all right, okay.
So me and my mom have only drank together like
maybe three four times in life, right, so it's really
her secret, but it's it's kind of mine too. So
so we're drinking, okay, and she actually got a little tipsy,
(28:03):
and she told me that when she was twenty four
years old. My mother, who I've thought I knew, she
told me that she used to be an escort. Oh
the money. Yeah, so your mom got hammered and told
you she used to do that. Yes, But because you know,
I was drinking too, I ended up confessing that, you know,
(28:24):
I was actually thinking about doing the whole escort. Oh okay,
So you got a little drunk with your mom, did
you tell her that you were thinking about being an escort?
And then she was like, oh, it runs in the
family or it and then you're like, you know what,
I've been kind of thinking about that. Well, I mentioned
that I wanted I had thought about it. I was
(28:45):
talking about how much I hated my job, and so
she kind of mentioned like, did you ever think about
it until then? Yes? I confessed that it was on
my mind for a minute. And you know, I want
to get out of where I work a little bit.
I need to stand it here. Oh yeah, that's right.
I forgotten. Did your mom do more than just go
(29:08):
on dates? If you know what I mean? Oh, she
wouldn't tell me. I mean, would you if the money
was right? I'm not asking like propositioning that sounds like
I'm being like, Hey, what I'm saying is would you though,
like how much? Yeah? I mean, are we talking like
(29:30):
the money? What was it? Indecent proposal kind of money
or you know, a couple hundred out If it wasn't enough,
it was it was enough to keep me comfortable. I
think everybody kind of has their price. Yeah, everybody has
their price. What is the price that would cost for
you to do more than just be a date? I
feel like it will go one time situation at least
(29:50):
like five figures at least you know, get me out
of the job and then float me for I'll give
you a scenario. I'll give you a scenario, and then
you give me a number. Okay, Oh gosh. My name
is Bill Parsons, and I am middle management at a
very big company, and I need a date to our
(30:11):
annual holiday shin dig. But Bill Parsons works a lot,
so Bill Parsons needs a hot little number on his arm.
I've got a lot of dough and I would like
to take you dirty little secret caller. I'd also like
to end the evening with the whole entire girlfriend experience.
How much would you charge, Bill Parsons? I mean, can
(30:34):
we do a time limit on It's fun? I watched
sixty minutes of your time. After you come with me
to the holiday send dig. I'll probably be done in
five minutes, but we can talk about that. Oh my gosh,
like twenty five thousands has really helped me right now?
Twenty five okay, so your price is like twenty five grand? Wow? Wow?
(30:58):
I mean because I've never done it. Yeah, I don't
know if you're I'm Bill Parsons, middle management at a
large company. I was thinking more in the terms of
like five dollars. Okay, so that's your price. Well, good luck.
Let us hey, call us back if you actually do
go after it. Okay, okay, I'll give you an update.
(31:19):
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Thanks guys,
did you bil show on demand? Every single weekday? At
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(31:40):
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We don't pick up the phone and do what we
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want to talk about? It's just you call up. If
we see the phone ringing, we answer it, hit go,
and who knows what happens? Call us up eight eight
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(32:01):
three one oh six one. Hello. Who's this? Hello? This
is Olivia. Hello, this is Olivia. What do you want
to talk about for on screen phone call today? I
guess that I'm needing to do your own dishes at work,
to do your own dishes at work? Yes, do you
have some? Do you have someone you work with? It
doesn't get every one in my office does. The only
(32:23):
one that thinks that the kitchen areas so you get
back at them. I kind of just go brands the
dish and then spit in it. God, you know what
is the most disgusting thing at work is whatever they
used to scrub the dishes. That thing just sits in
the sink. Nobody cleans that, and it cleans up all
(32:44):
these people's random stuff. It's disgusting. We were literally just
talking about like if you need to go get a
spoon or fork, you're taking a chance because who knows, yes,
that dishwasher is clean or dirty and you can't tell
because if they were claimed, someone may have just started
putting dirty things in there and like rinsed it off
and was like, oh, you know, I'm just gonna put
my fort here, like or you work with Olivia who
(33:05):
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on a six one on screen phone calls it's time
to go raw. You can talk about whatever you want. Hey,
what's up? How are you. Hey, I'm good. How are
you guys? What's your name? Okay, what do you want
to talk about? So I want to talk about your
typical rubberneckers. Like have I ever been like traveling on
(33:28):
the interstate of Hallway whatever, and then there's like so
much traffic, right, and then you get up there and
then there's nothing going on on your side and you
look over I'm going on and just like, oh my gosh,
I'll just call twenty minutes worth of backup because I'll
be a nosy, right. I know, it's so annoying, and
most of the time it's not anything that is interesting
and somebody getting a ticket. But there's been very few
(33:50):
times where I've driven by and I'm like, whoa, there's
a car on fire. I want to stare at that.
People are just like slam on their brakes and they
look over for some guy who's getting a speeding ticket.
It would be interesting if you're a rubber necker. You
really want to see the accident. And then you get
an accent You're like, whoa, this is what it looks like.
Everyone's looking at me. I got all the attention now,
this is amazing. Call us up eight at eight three
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three one oh six one on screen phone calls. We
do it every single week at this time. You get
to call up and literally talk about whatever you want
to talk about. Hello, who's this? Oh man? It's Joe Dirt,
Joe Dirt, Dirt, Joe dear day. What's up Joe Dirt?
Oh man, I take a plane and trying to do
(34:32):
something strange as did And let me tell you before
we get started this jubile, Yes it is. Is this
Joe Dirt. I am the original Joe Dirt Man. Okay,
so what do you do now? Original Joe Dirt? Well, anyways,
right now, I just want to tell you I got
a lot of people watching a show were missing water
roses man. And then the reason why I really call you?
(34:54):
Ever heard the serve mix a lot song? I did
it in the back of burger in bath room? What
why I did it? I did the churches chicken bathroom?
All right? Oh, I don't know. That's definitely something to
brag about. Thank you for calling. Yeah, take me to church.
(35:18):
Callings up. It's on screen phone calls. You get to
talk about whatever you want. Hello, who's this? Hello? Hello,
who's this? This is Sandy. Sandy, Sandy, what do you
want to talk about for on screen phone call? Today?
The show is now the Sandy Show. Well, this was
a toss up about what I wanted to talk about,
(35:38):
so I'm going to talk about both. First of all,
I have politics fatigue and I'm terrified. I'm terrified for
the future. Anyway, the second thing I wanted to talk about,
besides my politics fatigue, I couldn't figure out why I
was so tired and run down. And then I realized
it's kids. Yeah, it's not even politics, it's kids. Kids
(36:02):
are wearing people out. That's why they Yeah, that's why
they're so angry at the politics is because they have
to deal with the kids and they're tired, and then
they turned to the politics and they just can't get
along with anybody exactly exactly. And I've got teenage kids.
Oh no, Well, the good thing is those teenage kids
are almost teenage adults or adults. And then you want to, right,
(36:24):
what is the most annoying thing that your teenage kids do? Well,
they want to adults. The thing they still want to
sit on your lp Yeah right, they want to act
like they know everything, but then they need help everything.
That's it, is it You've got, yeah, exactly. They do
(36:46):
want to be adults, but they don't want to do
anything themselves. The Jewels Show on demand
Then jubil show on demand. I wish we had walk
in music all the time in life. You went into
any room and right before you came in, there was
an announcer that announced you, and music started to play,
and you walked in. Yeah, all the time with everything.
It shouldn't be just for big occasions. You show up
anywhere and all of a sudden, your song starts to play.
(00:20):
What would your walk in music be? Call us right
now eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
That's eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Text us at four one oh six one. That's today's
ridiculous Internet question. If you had walk in music, what
would your perfect walk in song be? Hey, Bree, b
yeah or Brian? Sorry Brian? What would your walk in
(00:40):
zong be? Um, it's because I'm a hole, but I too, Yeah,
I'm That would be your walk in song? I love it.
I mean, people know exactly what they're getting to win.
Brie walks right now three four three one oh six one.
If you had a walk in song, what would it be? Victoria?
If you had a walk in song, what would it be?
I have the music in here for the people on
(01:01):
the show. They put it in here, so I'll just
play it Victoria's walk In Song apparently, like, yeah, I
guarantee I'm not going to be anyway. All right, this
is Victoria's walk in movie. Follow your Dream? Yeah, want
to get a mashi? What's your cozy? The you didn't
watch my movie? A couple of whips and lots of three?
(01:23):
I've heard this, thank you because it is that it's
a spins by Mac Miller. Okay, okay, all right, yeah, okay.
It does sound like it would be the same song
for an MTV reality show. If it's not The Things
over Cribs, they should make it. Yeah, calls right now
eighty Victoria. If you had walk in music, what would
(01:45):
it be, Alyssa? What would your walk in music be
a good one? Yeah? Definitely that would be a very
good one. Like I feel like walk in music the
answers for this. Those songs hold like a very important
memory in people's lives or sometime. Look, when is the
time that you've listened to Gangsters Paradise where you just
felt like you were on top of the world, Lyssa,
(02:05):
I mean we walked out to it when we just
got married a couple of months ago. That's a good song.
That's a great song to place your wedding. Calls up
eight eight eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Bennett's walk on song is in here too. Let's see
what bennetts would be again. Everybody gave their walking song
to our producers and they put it in here, So
I don't know what it is. Bennett's walk on song,
(02:27):
if he had one, would be this, okay trumpet, Oh
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one. So that
(02:48):
should happen every single time you walk into the room Bennett.
Every time, like Bennett gets here in the morning and
sim like, oh great, great, Bennett's here again, very kind.
I'm he's gonna bust through the door in just a second. Yeah,
that part's coming and okay, yeah, hey Bennett, good morning.
How are you hey? Call us up right now? Eight
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to eight three four three one oh six one text
in four one oh six one. What would your walk
in song be if you had walking music? Cameron? Yeah,
what would yours be? Glamorous by Fergie whoa yeah, Oh
that's a good one too. That would be good to
walk into as well. Oh oh you s yeah, see,
I wish that, Like, you know, I like watching boxing
(03:31):
and stuff like that, and they always choose things that
are like harder beats and stuff, you know, to walk into.
But I wish Floyd Mayweather, if he was still fighting,
like he would walk down to clamor it like the
first song that would be hilarious. Call us up right now,
he hated eight three four three one o six one
eight eight three four three one oh six one. All right,
I've got Christian Gray snows walking Music oup. This is
Christian's song that he chose for his walk in music.
(03:53):
It probably is Selena. I'm gonna guess it's silly. This
is the song that when I was in college, people
told me this song. We're minded them of me because
in all the college parties I ever hosted, this was
playing on repeat and if you didn't like it, you
could leave. Okay, So this is the song that's playing
in Christian said whenever he shows up to a place
to walk in the door, I come on, this is
(04:15):
a good intro. A Yeah. If there's a song that
encapsulates Chris Christian christ no, this is it. Right here
he is, and they're like, I did a funeral Christian,
please show some respects three four, three and six one
text in four one oh six one. What would your
(04:35):
song be if you had walk in music? Hey, Katie, Yeah,
what would yours be? Power is power? Power is who
sings that song? The Weekend? I can't think how that
song goes. I can't either, but like it the one.
It's like, power is Power is the powerful? Damn. Oh
my god, I'm the Weekend and power is cool and
(04:57):
we got power. Lots are all love that song. I
love that song. That is a good choice, Katie. I
think that's a great walking song. It's executive producer, Brad.
I put mine in there too. Oh you did? Oh okay, Brad, No,
I was kicking the door open. This is what you
would hear, dude. Well I'm excited. Yeah, I'm excited to
hear what Brad's is. Remember Brad is a black belt
and a pilot. Yea yeah, I'm good at kicking both
(05:19):
of them. Oh, this is this is brad Our producer's
walking song. Welcome. You can play this leaving a room
or entering whatever you want. The Jubil Show on Demand.
(05:39):
It's another Jubil Phone frame. Heday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, yep, yep, yep,
Well your mouth put the last door up there? Yep,
I'm sorry, Hello, hello, yes, Bill, we're about done. We're
(06:06):
about to put the l door up. Oh okay what
what door? Where? What? Oh? Yeah, it's Bill is Christy.
I don't remember talking to a Bill. Um. Where's Mark? Yeah?
Mark market market Market wouldn't putting together the project manager.
I'm just working out here on the in our house
(06:26):
with some of the work and call you let you know.
We were about wrapping up the doors. But I didn't
ask for any doors. I wanted windows. I've never seen it.
I've never done a job like this before. It was
really hard to hang all those little tiny doors. But
we're about wrapping up. I'm I'm I'm genuinely telling you
that I did not ask for tiny doors. We're looking
(06:46):
at the paperwork here. He said, you wanted uh tiny
little doors where the windows is that and windows where
the doors is at. So all the doors been replaced, windows,
all the windows placeroop doors. So we got like what
I was a little spectacle of the design process, twin
doors with the windows windows doors. Are you telling me
that every window in my house has been replaced with
(07:10):
a tiny door, and every door has been replaced with
a window. So you're playing on you're playing on getting in,
like opening up the doors to get in the house.
All the times that the windows I guess coming in
coming in the house that way because the windows were
put in the places of doors, those windows don't open.
So it's just windows, doorsize window, window sized doors. You
(07:31):
got door size windows, windows size door, no item. Why
would you why would you do that? What in what
same person would do that? That's why when I showed
up the job the other day, I was saying that
that is an interesting I don't know who would you
want to do that? How are they going to climb
in these tinder little doors? I am, I am, I
am getting in my cart and I'm coming over right now.
There's one question. I don't think I've been answering on
paperwork here. You want ladders of stairs? What are you
(07:52):
talking about? Ladders or stairs? I don't even know what
you're talking about. I mean, we've spent one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars on this red invasion. I'm living with
my family. I don't understand what you're even talking about doors,
because you got doors there and every window is now
a door, so we got a second floor doors and
I don't know if you want to just light us
up to them. You want to stairs, we can build
(08:13):
the stairs real quick. I put you a little bit
of a budget, though. You need to put the windows
where the windows should go and the doors where the
doors should go. Okay, well that's gonna be a little
bit more. I mean we've already done the work about
to hang the glass windows. Oh no, no, there shouldn't
be anymore. No, No, why wouldn't you call me? Yeah? Well,
Gary being here, Gaye probably wouldn't. Uh Gar, Gary does
(08:37):
the reading out of the building. Gary does the reading,
and you do the building. But yeah, Gary doesn't reading
out of the building. Yeah, I get it. You do that,
You do the building, But why would you then do
the building without without Gary being there to do the reading? Jack?
(08:57):
Windows for doors and doors for windows? Oh? I cannot
believe it. I am suing you guys so much. You're
about to lose your job and then Gary can be
reading your unemployment checks. You. I'm getting in my car
and I'm coming there right now, and Mark better be there.
Frank phone call is actually Duble from The Jewel Show
(09:18):
doing a phone prank on you and your husband Nick
set you who. It's a it's a joke, your husband
Nick set you up. This is actually Jewel from Jewels
Show doing a prank on you, doing a phone bank.
You're serious, I couldn't had a heart attack. Well we're
glad you didn't. Yeah, oh my god, naked, such a naked,
(09:40):
such a that's it. Oh yeah, that's it. I have
to get him back. Oh my god, are you sure
you don't want tiny doors where your windows are? Though?
I think that would be a really cute. I think
I think I'm gonna have nightmares. I think I'm gonna happen.
The Jebel Show on demand been Why don't you us
(10:00):
a countdown today for trist too? Oh no, yes, here
we go. It's the JNN, the Jewel News Network for Monday,
January sixteenth, twenty twenty three. This is the JNN where
if you want news, good luck. Yeah, I'm Jewel Fresh.
And for today's top story, we might finally figure out
(10:22):
what the beyond is in bed Bath and Beyond, Because
bed Bath and Beyond is bed Bath and beyond, Broke
and apparently they're gonna be filing for bankruptcy and maybe
going out of business. Show. I hate this for them,
but I'm about to go get me a comforter for
twelve dollars. Seriously. Absolutely, they've actually had reports of people
going to Bed Bath and Beyond trying to take advantage
(10:44):
of all the sales right now because they may just
be going out of business. So Jan You're always at
bed Bath and Beyond because that's where Chris Jenner's cleaning
line is called Safely and they have at a rise
that I'm very very much a fan of that comes
in laundry, candles, love dishes, surface cleaning. This is perfect
time too, because Christians moving. I have a housewarming present
(11:04):
for you. You do, Yeah, you told me the other
day you were moving, and um, I just had an
item that I picked up at the store that's been
in my car and I was like, dude, this is
a perfect housewarming present. I'm going to give it to
Christian for his new spot, Okay, and um so I
have it right down here. Actually, it's called the Redneck Plunger.
(11:24):
It's a shotgun plunger. It's a plunger, but it's got
a little shotgun thing on it, and it says the
pooh is through even makes the shooting sounds. So here
you go. Man, wow, wow, you could never thank You
(11:45):
can't get that a bed bath and beyond either to
my dad, you have to get that at a hardware
store giving like Low's hardware. It was an Ace hardware.
I was getting some something the other day. I was like,
is that a plunger shotgun? Yeah, I'm gonna buy that.
I kind of want to go to Christian's new apartment
(12:05):
just to clom the toilet. The jan and the Jewbil
News Network, we might not have many facts, but we
do have a plunger that shaped like a shotgun for
our next story. Let's send it on over to minute.
He put a picture of that on the website, Like,
(12:29):
who knew plunging could be so much fun? Now? Right?
Just yeah, Now, all I want to do is mess
up the toilet. I just want to create a whole
line of different types of plungers. Right, I should be
the first merch we have for the Jewel Show. On
we talk about Jewel Show merchant that We're gonna have
a whole line of plunger. It's Benny and I'm in Kentucky,
(12:50):
where one neighbor's lawn decorations led to a very awkward
nine one one call Mistaken for an uninvited guest. Someone
called the police claiming there's a male standing outside. He's naked,
he has a rope covering part of his body, and
he's exposing himself. Ohh and he also has a hose
between his legs. Of course, the police race to this
house to find a mannequin dressed as cousin Eddie from
(13:10):
National Lampoon series', recreating a scene where he's emptying his
RVs toilet tank. Okay, I think this is super funny
because it's like, did you not realize the man was
standing really really still? I mean he's not about down there. Okay, Yeah,
And they show up, they're like freeze. He listens very well.
(13:31):
He's a good listener. Would have been the one time
I wanted to be a cop. When they get a
call to o there's a naked man with a hose
between his legs. I'll take this one. Running off Christians
on the scene. This is a J and N and
the Jewel News Network. Is that a plunger in your pocket?
Are you just happy to see me for our next story.
Let's send on over to Christian it's both and my guys,
(13:53):
I'm a location in England where a former soldier named
Paul mccalie is under fire. According to Whiskey Raiders dot com,
McGoey was supposed to deliver nearly twenty five thousand dollars
worth of alcoholic goods. Okay, so he works for like
a like a contract company and they basically hire him
to deliver all these pallets of alcohol. Right twenty five
thousand dollars worth of alcohol unfortunately went missing after what
(14:14):
they're calling unscheduled stops along the way. The unscheduled stops,
he would basically act like he was doing drop offs
for people. He would forge signatures and make it look
like he was, you know, just accidentally dropping it to
the wrong people. Wrong. He was stealing everything himself. This
is a robbery ring ladies and gentlemen. He'd been doing
this for quite some time. Once they started investigating, realized
he's been up to it for quite a while, and
(14:34):
they're now calling it a very sophisticated set of offenses.
He's in jail for three years where there is no
booze to either steal or drinks it. Look to him,
how do you know? I didn't know there was a
market for buying alcohol that was stolen underage kids, Like
there's a market for that, Wait, outside of high schools, Like, hey,
come here, yeah, just some spearing off thirty eight dollars
(15:00):
outside of a rich kids school man, you can make
so much money. So yeah, four hundred dollars for a
twelve pack. Yeah all right, but let me go get
my mom's DEMI heard BBR. This is the JNN, the
Jewel News Network. Remember you can listen to the Jewel
News Network this same time every single weekday morning. So congratulations,
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(15:23):
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at Christian Grace. Now the Jewel Show on Demand, First
day follow up, Time for your first date follow up?
And Larissa is on the phone. She's not getting a
call back from a dude she went on a date with.
His name is Martin, and she has no idea why. Larissa,
(15:45):
thank you for your email, Thanks for coming on the
show before we get into your date and why you
think you might be getting ghosted. How long has it
been since you went out with Martin on It's been
like a week or two. A week or two okay,
so probably like a week and a half. Then yeah
around that. How many times have you tried to reach
out to him in that week? You're ish? I mean,
(16:06):
like I've reached out a couple times, but I also
don't want to seem overbearing, you know what I mean? Yeah,
And so after your date, did he just go shoot
like he hasn't responded to anything. Yeah, he has not responded.
Did you reach out via text or was it like
on social media? Yeah? Yeah, Like I texted like we
had a good time on our date, So I texted
(16:28):
him right after I didn't hear back, and then I
texted a couple of days later and still didn't hear back.
And I'm just confused. We really took half a good time. Okay.
Another question, just to follow up, do you follow him
on social media? Because like maybe you could see that
he's active on social media, so it's like a one
we follow each other, but he's like one of those
(16:49):
guys that doesn't post a lot, you know what I mean,
tell us about your date. I mean, it was so fun.
We went to this m entertainment type center where they
had been golf and bullying, arcade games like all of
that stuff. Those are always fun dates. Yeah, yeah, I
mean like we got food and drinks and everything. Like
we were there for a couple hours, you know, Like
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it was so fun, you know, and at one point
he even won me a Teddy Bear. Cute fel like
I was in a wrong come because you know, I
was like, he walked me to my car afterwards, and
he was like hearing this teddy bear for me because
it was too big, Like it was so cute. Did
you get a kiss at the end of the date.
Did you let the teddy bear in on it? No,
(17:37):
he didn't do that, but he did give me a
kiss on the cheek. Yeah. He was just like really
cool and you know, just a really well mannered gentleman. Okay,
that's nice. So why do you think he's not calling
me back? Then? Honestly, I have been racking my brain
for this. I don't know. Um. The only thing I
(17:59):
could think of was that, like, I'm pretty clumsy and
I dropped our cup of coins at the artcake. You know,
it was not not my best moment. It was a
little embarrassing. So I don't know. It could be that
where they go like all over the place. Yeah yeah,
and did you pick him up? Yeah? Okay, any of
(18:20):
those places their carpets to me, I don't want to
pick up anything that goes. I could drop a million
dollar bill if I had one, and I'd be like,
I'm yeah. I don't know. It could be that, or
I was thinking maybe it could be because I didn't
want to play mini golf and he did. I don't know,
I don't know. Those are the only two things I
can really think of. Wait, what do you mean you
didn't want to play mini golf? And he did? Like
(18:42):
was it like um small disagreement, a little bickering, not
even He was like, hey, do you want to play
mini golf? That looks fun? And I was like, oh no,
we should do this instead, and I like showed him
another game and we just did that instead. Yeah. I mean,
and if he was so up said about you not
wanting to play mini golf that he's ghosting you, you
(19:03):
probably don't want another date with that guy. Anyway. I
don't feel like that's what it is, because he was
such a gentleman, you know what I mean. Yeah, I'll
be honest, I agree. I feel like it's something outside
that neither us or you expect because the two reasons
that you gave dropping you know, the coins and then
not wanting to play mini golf. Surely that isn't a
(19:24):
reason to just like ghost you, you know. So I'm
thinking it definitely has to be something else, or maybe
you're not telling us something. Oh are you not telling
us something, Larissa? No, I'm I'm telling you guys everything
I know. Okay, only one way to find it. I'll
find out soon because we'll play a song, come back,
and then call Martin and see if we can figure
(19:44):
out and see if we can see if he'll tell
us why he's not calling you back, and if you
still want another date after hearing it, try to get
you another date. Okay, I'm good, all right, we'll do
it next. You're just joining us for today's first date
follow up. Larissa's on the phone for a first date
follow up. She's getting ghosted by a guy named Martin.
They went to one of those entertainment center type places
for a date, played mini golf. He even won her
a teddy Bear. They didn't play mini golf, he swears that,
(20:08):
but they played all the other games. Yeah, where am
I at? They didn't play mini golf, but it has
mini golf. And she thinks that one of the reasons
she might be getting ghosted by Martin is because she
didn't want to play mini golf and he brought it up.
So maybe he was offended at that, Or he's really
in a mini golf like, way too much in a
mini golf and didn't want to call her back. Or
the fact that she spilled her tokens all over the
(20:31):
ground and that was embarrassing for Larissa, and maybe Martin
thought that was embarrassing as well didn't want to call
her back. Neither of those sound like a reason that
somebody would ghost you, Larissa. But we're gonna call him
in a second and find out why Larissa is getting
ghosted and see if we can get her another date.
All right, Larissa, now that you've had a few minutes
to think about, is there anything else you can think
of there would be a reason he's not calling you back.
(20:52):
That's it that I've been wrapping my brain for the
whole week. Oh all right, here we go a deleve
on it right now? Hello, Hi, may ask me to Martin? Please? Yeah,
(21:15):
this is see you was Martin? How are you? Man?
This is jew Bil. I don't know if you have
ever heard of me or not, but I host a
radio show called the jew Bil Show. It's a radio
show and my name is jew Bill. And then there's
some other people here as well. Ye. Hi, I'm Victoria,
I'm ben An, I'm Christian Race. Now yeah all right,
so have you ever listened to the show before? I yeah, yeah,
(21:36):
I have. What's the toys? We do a segment on
the show called the First Date follow Up. That's where
if you go out on a date with somebody and
end up getting ghosted, that person can email us to
see if we can find out why they got ghosted.
So that's why we're calling you. Okay, but I have
a guy ghosted, so I don't I don't know you're
doing the ghosting. Yeah you're the ghost Oh okay, yeah
(22:01):
I know, Larissa. Yeah so yeah, Larissa, Larissa emailed us.
Larissa emailed us, told us all about your date. She
said she had a great time. She thought you were awesome. Yeah,
she said some very nice things about you, Martin, But
why aren't you calling her back? Okay, she is absolutely right.
We had a great time. I really enjoyed, you know,
hanging out with her and talking to her and stuff
(22:23):
like that. But I'm pretty sure all the date she
said she was a Jehovah's Witness, and I know, like
how strict they are, like with the not celebrate the
holidays and like the premarital sex day. And I just
don't think I could date somebody that's that, you know,
strictly religious Black how you put the holidays first. I
(22:45):
like how you put the holidays first, what you really wanted?
Just being honest, I like holidays. But yeah, okay, so
that's why you just, um, you wouldn't want to date
to Jehovah's Witness, right, yeah, just that you know. And
I'm not, you know, trying to like talk down on
her or anything like, you know, happy for her and
her religion, but I don't think I can do it.
(23:07):
You know, well what if she's not that strict with it. Yeah,
she kept talking about being that Jehovah's withness man like,
she brought it up a lot of times. So I'm like,
I think it's something that's a big part of her life. Okay,
Well you could have told her that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I feel like religious differences are very fair and you know,
(23:27):
grown up way to say. Look, we're cool, but I
think that's gonna be a difference we can't get over.
So you just didn't want to have the conversation though
I didn't. I thought it would be awkward, and I
did see you know, I just stopped talking to her. Okay,
well it would be an awkward conversation if you got
to have that conversation with her, it would be I
agree with you. Yeah, that's why she's had the phone
listening and wants to talk to you right now. Yep, oh, okay, okay, okay, Hey, yeah,
(23:57):
I'm just like a little confused because I'm like the
her this person from being religious. I'm pretty sure you
said multiple times like yeah, how about Jehovah's witness, and like,
I such a big Jehovah's Witness, which I thought was
you know, it was great because you seem excited about it,
but it was a lot of talking about Jehovah and
(24:19):
how it changed your life. You know, you kept talking
about how great he is and like how surprised you
are that some people you know aren't into him, and
like his words and the way they affect you and
things like that, Like you were big on Jehovah. Honestly,
I'm sorry, I can't help that laugh because you you
(24:39):
have it all wrong. You were talking about it non stop.
Were you on a date with someone else? You know?
So she kept talking about Jehovah none stop? And how
Jehovah has changed that? Like I remember you saying Jehovah?
Are you not Jehovah's witness? Now? What what I wasn't
(24:59):
talking of about? Jay Z? You know? Jehova? That's his nickname.
Are you serious? You were talking about the rapper jay Z.
You weren't talking about religion? Yes? Why? Wow? Now I'm
even working because you you worshiped jay Z. I mean
(25:23):
I thought that. I kind of do too. I like
him a lot. Have you never heard jay Z referred
to as Hove or Jehovah or Hova or anything like that?
I think. Don't get me wrong, I've heard of jay Z,
but I'm not a big hip hop saying. So I didn't.
I didn't know we called himself Hova Jehovah. Yeah, yeah, wow.
(25:50):
I mean I didn't know that either. I'd probably think
the same thing. What are you laughing at? What are
you laughing at? Larissa? I remember now like telling you
how I followed him, and now I'm thinking about it.
I meant I followed him on social media? Oh she
(26:12):
follows him? Yea? All right? Well wow uh yeah, a
lot of drake a lot of boys that night. Sorry.
Now that you know that Larissa is not as religious
as you thought she was, I know that you're not
the biggest hip hop fan like you said, so, you're
not a huge fan of jay Z. Are you willing
(26:32):
to go out another date with someone who is a
big fan of jay Z? Of that, Hova? Or is
that still a turn off for you. We'll pay for
another date if you'll go out with Larissa again. No, no, no, Larissa,
If you are willing too, I would love to apologize
Slash go out with you again if that's possible. Deal,
(26:58):
pray jay Hova. The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty
Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the Jewel Show.
You texted us at four one o six one and
(27:19):
said he had a dirty Little secret. So we're calling
you back. Hello, good morning, Hey, hey, good morning. Oh wow,
how are you okay? I'm good? Okay. Can you actually
are you in a spot where you can tell us
your dirty little secret right now? I can't. Okay, hold on,
let me walk in this other room okay, right here,
your work right now or something? Yes, so, and I
(27:42):
don't need them here and all of it all right, okay.
So me and my mom have only drank together like
maybe three four times in life, right, so it's really
her secret, but it's it's kind of mine too. So
so we're drinking, okay, and she actually got a little tipsy,
(28:03):
and she told me that when she was twenty four
years old. My mother, who I've thought I knew, she
told me that she used to be an escort. Oh
the money. Yeah, so your mom got hammered and told
you she used to do that. Yes, But because you know,
I was drinking too, I ended up confessing that, you know,
(28:24):
I was actually thinking about doing the whole escort. Oh okay,
So you got a little drunk with your mom, did
you tell her that you were thinking about being an escort?
And then she was like, oh, it runs in the
family or it and then you're like, you know what,
I've been kind of thinking about that. Well, I mentioned
that I wanted I had thought about it. I was
(28:45):
talking about how much I hated my job, and so
she kind of mentioned like, did you ever think about
it until then? Yes? I confessed that it was on
my mind for a minute. And you know, I want
to get out of where I work a little bit.
I need to stand it here. Oh yeah, that's right.
I forgotten. Did your mom do more than just go
(29:08):
on dates? If you know what I mean? Oh, she
wouldn't tell me. I mean, would you if the money
was right? I'm not asking like propositioning that sounds like
I'm being like, Hey, what I'm saying is would you though,
like how much? Yeah? I mean, are we talking like
(29:30):
the money? What was it? Indecent proposal kind of money
or you know, a couple hundred out If it wasn't enough,
it was it was enough to keep me comfortable. I
think everybody kind of has their price. Yeah, everybody has
their price. What is the price that would cost for
you to do more than just be a date? I
feel like it will go one time situation at least
(29:50):
like five figures at least you know, get me out
of the job and then float me for I'll give
you a scenario. I'll give you a scenario, and then
you give me a number. Okay, Oh gosh. My name
is Bill Parsons, and I am middle management at a
very big company, and I need a date to our
(30:11):
annual holiday shin dig. But Bill Parsons works a lot,
so Bill Parsons needs a hot little number on his arm.
I've got a lot of dough and I would like
to take you dirty little secret caller. I'd also like
to end the evening with the whole entire girlfriend experience.
How much would you charge, Bill Parsons? I mean, can
(30:34):
we do a time limit on It's fun? I watched
sixty minutes of your time. After you come with me
to the holiday send dig. I'll probably be done in
five minutes, but we can talk about that. Oh my gosh,
like twenty five thousands has really helped me right now?
Twenty five okay, so your price is like twenty five grand? Wow? Wow?
(30:58):
I mean because I've never done it. Yeah, I don't
know if you're I'm Bill Parsons, middle management at a
large company. I was thinking more in the terms of
like five dollars. Okay, so that's your price. Well, good luck.
Let us hey, call us back if you actually do
go after it. Okay, okay, I'll give you an update.
(31:19):
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Thanks guys,
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(32:23):
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(33:05):
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(33:50):
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People are just like slam on their brakes and they
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It would be interesting if you're a rubber necker. You
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(34:32):
something strange as did And let me tell you before
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Joe Dirt. I am the original Joe Dirt Man. Okay,
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right now, I just want to tell you I got
a lot of people watching a show were missing water
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(34:54):
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(35:18):
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The show is now the Sandy Show. Well, this was
a toss up about what I wanted to talk about,
(35:38):
so I'm going to talk about both. First of all,
I have politics fatigue and I'm terrified. I'm terrified for
the future. Anyway, the second thing I wanted to talk about,
besides my politics fatigue, I couldn't figure out why I
was so tired and run down. And then I realized
it's kids. Yeah, it's not even politics, it's kids. Kids
(36:02):
are wearing people out. That's why they Yeah, that's why
they're so angry at the politics is because they have
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they turned to the politics and they just can't get
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(36:24):
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like they know everything, but then they need help everything.
That's it, is it You've got, yeah, exactly. They do
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