The Morning Dump 4-18-23

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Episode Transcript

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I think she has a concern foryour health and well being, is what
she was expressing. Very well.I probably could be riddled with you know,
infections and cancer and shit and wouldnever know because I don't go to
the doctor. Where Lindsay had justwent to the bathroom before we started this
podcast and said that the room wasn'twarm because she's concerned that maybe he's got,

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you know, some sort of sexualdisease that well, what do you
think he hasn't No, just maybean infection from his fall. There wouldn't
do anything. It wouldn't happen thatfast. Yeah, yeah, yeah it
would. It would like he justtook it off, his hat off so
we could see it. It wouldvisually. Oh, it would be read

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and it'd be white. Yeah,it'd be white and oozing. Yeah,
yeah, weeping. I like that. Yeah. No, no no issues
there or anything like that. SoI can tell when something is infected and
gets inflamed or whatever. That's notthe case with my forehead or minos or
any other part of me. Maybeit's maybe probably not because it's a fake

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disease. Sure whatever, sure whatever, we're all past that. Remember they
ended the national emergency. We're goodnow. Yeah, I mean people are
still getting in and still dying fromit. But I hear what you're saying.
Yes they stopped helping, right,Yes, they're on your own now
yea. And if you want thetreatment is going to cost you, yeah,
like seventy five or some show.So my kids woke up Sunday morning

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sick, headache, tight chest,um, coffee like a dry cough.
Right. My wife then, um, later Sunday also started feeling that way,
right, and then she and itup staying home yesterday. I totally
felt off yesterday and well maybe alittle t m I but um, when

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we had COVID, like, itfucks your ship up. And I don't
mean like eat shit and term thegloss term, I mean your actual literal
feces right right, and all that'shappening again. I'm like, I think
we all have COVID. Fun man, Yeah, but it's not a thing.
It's fine. Fake. I didn'tsay it was fake. I'm not

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saying it's fake. I'm saying it'snot a thing, right, Right,
It's not as big of a dealas it was two years ago. If
you called and said I have COVID, there's a chance not you royal you
that they'd be like and yeah,yeah, I got a cold too.
Yeah. I think there's a highprobability that that would happen. Yeah,

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yeah, probably. Oh, it'sjust sure it's not allies, right right,
it is that time of the year, you know, pollen's up.
Yeah, yeah, totally totally,just as sign us with the hey fever
until I don't know, like ifI got I don't, I don't even
Like I asked my wife, I'mlike, do you want me to get
some tests on the way home?Right? He was like, nah,

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I'll just deal with It'll be fine. And my wife was like, because
they have to go two days withno fever before they go back to school.
Right when it was then, itwas like ten days, right,
yeah, before they could go back. Right, So now it's just back
to normal because it's always been twodays I don't know, without any fever
or anything before they can get back. So now it's just like, yeah,
we're back to normal. Yeah,it's okay, could totally be COVID,

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but your fever free. I thinkthat's the line, right, It
could totally be COVID, right asopposed before you just you know c O
V I D you're like, hey, oh you stay away from me,
you fucking lepper. Yeah, Jesustake them up, stay for for real.
We don't got to kids. Idon't want any of that. I

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got shipped to do this weekend.Bro, Yeah, I got dinner reservation,
we got a concert on Monday.Fun that you keep yourself right.
And literally the panic you two arehaving that I've said that is almost minimal.
Yeah, we're going fuck even ayear back right, Oh yeah,

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Like what the fuck are you doingto your man? For real? Broadcast
from home? That's why we havethe equipment, why we can do that
pretty so close to me. Fuckyeah. Well, it's amazing how things
change just a little bit of time. Six is it more than I think
it was more than sixty. Ilike when it first came around, like

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had to get onto a dude.It was like, bro, huh six
feet It was at the quick tripman. Yeah, I know right,
And I think it was not somuch about the fucking COVID that was just
my catalyst, but like he wasfucking like on me. He could smell
my asshole, and I was like, bro, six feet man, six

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feet, well, what are youtalking about? Fucking COVID, get over
there, six fucking feet away.You're too close. You're too close to
me, man, Yeah, yeah. I always just say, hey,
man, let's leave some room forthe whole ghost man for real. Fuck
man, there's no sense and you'dbe in that goddamn close. We're not
fucking you don't need to be upon me like you. Yeah, I

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am. My wife and I weretalking about it yesterday, and my whole
thing is like, even if it'sfake, even they're like, ah shit,
we got that fucking wrong. Yeah, I'd be like, oh,
okay, yeah, because I haveno I don't feel bad at all for
trying to do what's right. Yeah, because I don't want to be associated
with people dying right right right.So and if I'm wrong about that and
I grow an arm out of mychest, I fucking grow out an arm

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out of my chest. Do youknow how convenient that would be to heave
an arm growing out of your chest? Thought I would not have to raise
it to slap in anybody. Ohmy god, you can man ter,
bait, drive and do all kindsthe same now, because the elbow would
be here. Yeah, yeah,so the I can't the elbow would be
here. Yeah, well it dependsif the arm no no, no,
no, no, because you gotto think of it's a full length arm,

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so it's right in the middle ofyour chest, shoulder coming out of
your chest, right I shoulder,I'm talking, I was talking. I
mean that would be long, fuckinglong, dude. Yeah, yeah,
that would be None of my shirtswould fit right there, and then you
could totally just whoop it anywhere.Nobody'd ever know. Yeah, none of
my shirts would fit that. Well, then you'd have to get new ones.
Anyway, we're the third arm.Yeah, we're gonna get them altered.

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Right, What am I gonna dowith my chief shirt with the logos
like right in the middle that oflook stupid as fuck. Well you just
have your third arm hold of fuckingKansas City Chiefs football. So it works
out then yeah, but then whenI need the hand, well you got
three of them on fucking headache?Yeah, Like having more appendages than need

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be is a bad ache. Yeah, we couldn't. We wouldn't be able
to no intellect people, That's whyhermathidite is never a thing like, right,
you can literally go fuck yourself,right, he just too much,
too many options, m what doI feel like today you've ever heard musa

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muffin thing like? Yeah? Hewas like, I can't, I'm doing
it all. Your right arm wouldbe tired, your left arm would be
a fucking dimply like right right,yes, and then the other one is
there to keep you hydrated. Well, we two finger man might as well.

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What was the all the use forsomething? I saw this meme?
I wonder if I've got it becauseit's just so funny and so wrong at
the same time. And it hasto do with I have never had my
prostate checked, have you? Uh? No, No, not no,
because that's the Prostate's that to turnyour head and cough. Yeah, prostate

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is fucking fingers in the ass.Yes, let's let's over doctor jelly finger.
Yeah, yes, never have Yeah. They that you can get a
lump on your prostate and they isan indication that you are not healthy or
have a can't prostate cancer or somethinglike that. They're checking for prostate cancer.

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Yeah, I'm gonna wait until Ican't piss before I go to the
doctor and be like, hey,shove your hand up here. Yeah,
con I am not Yeah, Ihave no desire to do that at any
point anytime soon. But I knowthat that is apparently a thing that people
do, and you know you mighthave have to do it. It's the
appropriate age for men to get theirprostate checked. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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probably older than me. Yeah,older than I am right now.
Yeah, I'm sure there is anage that you should be doing that.
Um should I don't see it anymore. But it had something to do with
you get. You know, mydoctor was checking and then I just started
knocking over. Shit. Next thingI knew, I was almost asleep and

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I would not knocked over because hehit the button and he just fucking jizz
everywhere. And then yeah, that'sfun. And uh, I don't even
know why were Oh that's what youwould Yeah, if I had the extra
arm. Yes, prostate exams.Yeah, I'm totally giving myself a prostate
exam. Fifty years old, allright, we got a couple of years.
Let's see that M fifty for menwho were at average risk of prostate

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cancer and are expected to live atleast ten more years age forty five men
ten more years sixty cancer. Ithink everybody who's fifty thinks they're gonna live
ten more years. Like, yeah, yeah, I don't get all that.
It's all good. That's the problemwith like of average. You're like,

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well, what the fuck does thatmean? Right? Right? Average?
I guess if like, let's justsay your dad head prostate cancer,
and his deadhead prostate cancer, andhis dad before him head prostate cancer,
then yeah, I guess you're like, that's above average. I mean,
like you got your chances of gettingprostate cancer are pretty fucking good. It

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depends, Yeah, if it runsin your family, but if nobody,
if nobody had it, then you'regood. But on the other side of
that, if nobody went to thedoctor to find out if they had it,
then you would never know. Yeah, But the thing is is most
people would only know if they werearound when their parents went through it,
right right. And an example foryou would be, you don't know what

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at least fifty percent of your genepool is absolutely and what their experience has
been. Yeah, so I couldtotally be having some issue. You would
be susceptible to it. Yeah,I'm still not letting the doctor show his
face. But you'll never get one. Oh, I'm not saying that I
never will, just not like rightnow, let me rephrase that, you'll
never voluntarily go, oh, I'mfifty, I should go have my prostate
checked. I'll well, like Isaid, I'll wait until the piston gets

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a little bit difficult. Yeah.Is that the one of the signs.
Yeah, I mean you'll wait tillit's too late. Maybe, so Mordan
lan Morton Langley, we're all gonnadiang sometimes. That's I mean, we
live in a reaction based society,so that makes sense. Yeah, that
will be I don't mind going tothe doctor. I have no problem being
um do it, taking precautions.That might be one. I'm a little

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slow to if you forget the phrasepull the trigger on. Yeah. Yeah,
then again, if that's what happenswhere I just start knocking shit over
and I'm like, God, openthe doors for you, I'm like,
shit, like, I gotta stopat Walgreens and get some fucking rubber gloves.
I don't think you've did a goodenough job. Yeah, can you

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do you mind? Uh? Friday? Was it Friday or Thursday? I
don't remember. I was at waitingto pick up my kids at school and
I was just sitting there and Ihad my hands are cold, and so
I put them like underneath my legs. So I'm waiting right, just watching
people go in or whatever, andI felt something on my leg and I
reached down and I was like,what the fuck is that? Right?
And so I didn't know what itwas and whatever. I take my shower

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later and U. I tell mywife. I'm like, uh, there's
I can't see it because it waslike behind my kneecap kind of. I'm
like, I don't know what thisis. Can you see what it is?
And she looks at and she's like, oh, it just looks like
an ingrown hair. And I'm like, I've had an ingrown hair. It
doesn't feel like that, because itfelt like a flake or something. Okay,

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right, Ingrown hairs are sensitive andkind of pointy. Yeah, And
I was like, I almost somethinglike it would be an ingrown hair,
and it did not feel like that. Huh. And so I was like,
what the fuck is that? SoI get U. I'm like,
I get the tweet. I'm like, hand me the fucking tweets. Oh
my gosh. Yeah, and I'mlike, no, I have one.

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I know what a skin tech lookslike. I have them in my armpit.
Weird anyway, So I put myarm my foot up on the counter
like a fucking weirdo, you know, naked as a jay bird, right,
And I use a mirror and mywife's tweezers and I grab it and
she's like, you're just gonna pullit off. I'm like yeah, and
she's like, what if it startsbleeding. I'm like, then it starts
bleeding, but I don't know whatthis is. And I pull it off

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and I'm like, Okay, itdidn't really hurt. And I'm like,
that's weird. So I put iton because I'm a dork. I put
it on a piece of toilet paper, and I get my old man glasses
because they have better they're better,they're stronger, the readers, right,
And I look at it, I'mlike, holy fuck, that's a tick.
I was just on your leg andI'm like, how the fuck did

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I get a tick? Time out? Time the fuck out. You got
a tick on your ass, noton my ass, behind my knee,
it's whatever, you got a tickon your body. Yeah, and somebody
was exposed to poison. Amy thinkingy'all two did something out in the woods.

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I would totally admit that and elseNo, but I love the Corela.
I'm gonna bring that up to mywife. It makes sense, though,
it only makes sense. Where doyou get the poison ivy and the
fucking woods? Where do you getticks and the fucking woods? Yeah?
Were you naked looking for a cellphone at some point in time? The
only place was um. Monday lastweek, my kids went to visit with

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um the grandparents out at the lake, Okay, and I went out to
pick them up as it. That'sjust that, that's a good possibility,
think that I would note that.But I didn't do anything right but from
Monday to Thursday and it hadn't burrowedinto underneath your skin. I don't think
they Girl, they don't go underneathis will do that? Will do that?

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Yet? They just bite, Yeah, and then they balloon up.
Yeah. But if you let thatmotherfucker get big and fat and gray like
it would on your dog, youknow there's some issues there. They should
not on a human ever get thatbig. Yeah. And the fact that
you would have you would have feltthe bite. Did you not even remember
feeling a little break behind you?Listen when only when you're behind me?
I pulled I pulled a tick offof Leo once and he did not feel

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it when I pulled it off ofhim, okay, and he didn't feel
it get on him, Okay,okay, So like in like in your
case, you didn't feel it,you know, bite on you or whatever.
So that is that's crazy. Well, and what's crazy about that is
that night I gave the girls abath and I was like, I need
to check you for ticks, right, because they've been and they were rolling

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out and all that stuff and Iand I didn't see anything. And here
I'm the one with a fucking tick. Yeah, it is a possibility that
they got one and like landing theirhair on their clothes, whatever made its
way from the back seat of thecar to the front seat. It can
jump and crawl. Yeah, theycrawl. That's how they travel. Ah
man, that's crazy. Yeah yeah, but it's pause. That's the only

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thing that I think of, becauseyou weren't out there in the elements exposed
to it. You weren't out thereplaying in the woods with them. When
I was little, my grandparents theyhad a farm and we would go there
and at night we would take I'mmy wife can't believe this. We would
take clorox baths and it would it'dbe a bath with clorox and it with

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bleach to make two pull tics.They would come off automatically, so you
don't have to check alcohol. Dothe same thing. Yeah, but you
know many bottles that would take andso um I would in the delustion level
is you just do like a little. It wasn't like a fucking full container.
It's just some bleach. And mywife's like, you took bleach baths.
I'm like, yeah, like Iyou know those things you do and

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when you're younger that you're like that. Yeah, we my dad just you
know, we'd all slept naked inthe same bed. What's the weird part,
right, like all of that.Yeah, there's just weird things we
all did that you don't know isnot okay? Older right? Right?
Uh? What my axe? Shewe went out and floating the river one
year, she went to potty outin the fucking woods, grabbed the wrong

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leaves, totally rubbed her vagina withfucking poison. Oh my gosh. She
had the most recent one. No, no, no, she was a
couple of couple of ones back motherof the youngest. Um okay, bobb
is before he was born or whatever. We first got together, so she
had fucking poison ivy all over hersnatch and everything. Damn, that's horrible.
She had to take bleach banths.That's what the doctor recommended, was

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was to take a bleach bath,you know, once a day whatever.
I would imagine clear that out.Yeah, I would imagine. I can
only well the pH you would fuckup your pussy. Sure, yeah.
And that was when we first gottogether. We had only been together for
like maybe a month, maybe amonth, and we go and float the
river and she gets it cried,oh my god, have sex weather for

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fucking weeks. Weeks. She's like, I understand if you need to go
somewhere else. That's what they say. But we all know, deep down
aside, if my wife would nevernever gonna backing hamp and so I'm like,
I'm good, We'll just power throughthis. My wife would never say
she'd be like, bucket up,fuck her yea being a fucking pussy.

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I'd find a way to blame him, like yeah, yeah. So when
I was a kid, I gothead lice and I was I was so
pissed because I was supposed to spendthe night at my grandparents' house and my
grandmother told me too like my andmy grandma said to my parents, like,

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don't you can still bring her overAfter they did the treatment. They
had to like treat my head likethree times because when I was a kid,
I had super long hair. Youlike it and just shave it off.
My mom wanted to and oh mygod, it was awful. But
my grandmother said, when you broughtup the chlorox asks, this is what

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reminded me of it. She hadheadlights once when she was a kid,
and they would pour gasoline over theirheads. Heard that, and that's how
they would treat headlights. Mayonnaise isanother one that are here works for.
But but diesel and mayonnaise feels likea giant fucking Yeah, one was delicious
and the other ones just gets youhigh. Yeah, I get right,

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mayonnaise doesn't get you high. Butyeah, that seems fucking crazy. Yeah
that feels more crazy than bleached.Yeah. I think the only thing crazier
than that is like, yeah,we just fucking shot it off the fucking
shotgun shells, right, right?Have you? I figured you would say
something if you did, but youhave you had any lice scares or anything?
Because you got two young ones andthey're in school and not yet,

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but like, good god, yeah, if you get headlights, the school
doesn't send kids home. No theydon't. It's not really a real man,
it's a giant pain on the deckto deal with. Yeah, I
wasn't sure if you'd had to dealwith that or not. No, I
don't even even know if they usedto do lice checks at school. Oh
yeah they don't even I don't eventhink they do that anymore. Oh.
Yeah, they used to do scoliosischecks too, but I'm not sure if

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they do that, don't get allYeah, the underwear. They did it
in like kindergarten. I think theydid it in kindergarten. They were in
the Yeah, they do the hearingtest, but I think they have to
do it at school. Uh,you're doctor, okayh fuck, I don't
know. I'm not have to askmy wife. I don't remember. I
just remember all of us gathering intothe fucking locker room, taking their fucking

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clothes off, bending over. Yetwhen you look back at that dude,
coach runs his fucking coach. Coachwith his fucking weird flintstone hands, runs
his hand down your back. You'regood. I just I want to know
how that became a thing. Howdid they go with, hey, we'll
just check every kid at school.I understand there was a concern and how

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dangerous and all those other things thatcome along with it, but I think
they've learned that, like, hey, it isn't a ten right liceoliosis?
Yeah, yeah, and the licething is not nearly as bad as it's
made out to be. It's inconvenient, but it's way worse because now they
have super lice. And there was, like I think it was last year

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the year before that, the ridwhich was like the most popular headls.
Yeah, kills the eggs, killsall the bugs. Yeah, it wasn't
working, and they had to theywere calling it super lice. Yeah,
so and it was not there wasthey just could not get a cure for
the super lice. And then theschools were like, um, new policy

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because of embarrassment, Oh your fuckingpussies, we are no longer sending children
home and it's confidential now. Soyou got fucking Tommy sitting in the back
class, fucking itching like a madman. Everybody fucking knows he's gotten fucking lines
because he won't stomp itch in hisfucking head. Oh. And by the
way, we can see them crawlingaround on the back of your neck,

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Tommy, and you're gonna sit therebecause you don't want Tommy to fucking feelings.
No, i'd be pissed. Yeah, if Tommy the motherfucker's man,
they'll fucking crawl, they'll fly onyou. Fuck that. Yeah. Apparently
they don't even notify parents anymore.There's a kid that has it. If
your kid has it, always tellmy kids. I'm like, if you
lose a hat or something at schooland it ends up in Lost and found,

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just leave it there. Yeah,they were telling One of them was
telling us. They were like sharinga hat or something like, we don't
don't do that. Like why,And I'm like, because you have dirty
friends. They're heathens and their parentsfucking suck, so don't put that dirty
child's head on your head exactly.But she's so nice. Yeah, she's

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a fucking dirty kid. Oh yeah, yeah. My wife. My wife
is very passive. That's how shecan be with me. Right when it
comes to my children's hair, she'snot fucking passive. Oh no. We'll
see videos of like girls cutting theirhair or whatever, and and she's like,

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I'm like, what are you doing? She's like that that wouldn't fly.
I'm like, what do you meanit wouldn't fly? She's like there
no. I'm like, you can'tbe raising kids to have free will and
then have that attitude. She's like, no, this is different. I'm
like, no, you are eitherall in or not. She's like,

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well then I'm not. I'm like, okay, well, then don't get
mad at me when I'm when I'mnot not all in on something. Do
you girls ever give each other haircuts? Have they done that part yet?
Okay? I feel like there's certainthings that like every kid does cuts their
own hair cuts their little brothers,sister's hair or whatever. They're more of
a boy thing, right. Ithink some girls go down that exploratory path

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with it. Um Scarlett has markedher hair, okay, right to color
her hair. Okay, she's gotreally blonde hair though, so it shows
up kind of. And she's donestuff to her dolls and cut dolls hairs
and stuff like that. Okay,but no, I don't. I cut
my cousin's hair beauty parlor. Myaunt was so pissed off at me and

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it looked terrible. I mean yeah, but my cousin was like, yeah,
I want Yeah, you wouldn't reallycut my hair. Uh huh.
I was like seven and she wasfive. It was awful. Yeah.
There ain't nothing better than seeing thosekids come in and ship's all looking like
to be your Yeah yeah yeah mofrom the Goddamn three Stooges. Yeah.
And I tried to tell my wife. I'm like, it doesn't matter,

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it's hair, it grows back,It will grow back. You're the one
that's got a problem with it.I was going to come in here suggest,
but you were in a bathroom whenI started talking about more water heater
instead. But we should all shaveher heads for Steve. Yes, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. ButI thought he was done with all
that. I thought he was too. But if you notice things of you
know, his hair is no longerthere where it used to just kind of

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be there. Now it's no longerthere, And I'm like, we should
all shave our heads for Steve.I thought he shaved it when he was
going through that, and now thatwas over, I have not taken a
close enough look to see if hehas eyebrows and all that other shop.
And then he just stayed with itbecause it's low maintenance. Yeah, I
mean maybe so, maybe so.But I've noticed over the last couple of
months that there was here, therewas here, there was here, there's

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not so much here, there's notso much hair, And now he's just
he's looking as clean shaven as DC. So yeah, yeah we should all,
you know, support our buddy Steveand shave our head. Yeah,
no hair on the face at all, shave beard and everything. No,
man, just the ball. Ohwait, what nobody ever said anything when
no, he can't have any hair. No, yeah, no, no
hair at all. No, whenyou support somebody with cancer, you do

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shave your head. You don't getrid of all out. Oh yeah you
do. Who says? Who saysbecause they don't have any hair, the
ideas to to emulate them, soyou have to shave everything off. Well
oh now you're not fucking on more. Hans and I the people that I
have seen do what, They justshave their heads. They don't shave everything.
Are you a follower? Yes,I am as a matter of fact

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in this No you're not for thisargument. Yeah, don't fucking put me
in that later position. Yeah,yeah, you gotta cut it all,
you gotta shave it all, dude, how about just the eyebrows and the
head. Nope, man, yourgoatee, your prize possession, Lindsay on
the wheel. We used to haveshave your head right and uh, we

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put I'll shave your beard and hewas like, nope. It's one of
the only things he's ever said fuckingno to. Yeah, pretty much.
I'm down for anything, but that'swhat I was working hard on. Romance
with that fucking beard. It's fuckingpissing me off anymore nowadays. Yeah.
Yeah, fucking riding my bike tryingto smoke a cigarette, mind my own
business. You gotta get that thing. Oh God, what's his name that
he comes? He rides all thefucking I know you're talking about it.

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Yeah, he's got one of thosethings that to come like it's a sa
leather. Yeah, and girls usethat for their ponytails and stuff like that.
And I think I don't. Idon't think mine's long enough. AJ's
is way longer than I don't thinkmine's long enough to do that. Usually
I just bam it or whatever andget a couple of you tuck it into
your shirt. I do that alot. I do that a lot.
But you don't want it to blow. Am. I can't see shit.

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It's like I'm walking right through spiderwebs man. It's like reverse yeah yeah,
and I'm like, damn it,this doesn't work. So I tuck
it down in there and everything's gooduntil I'm like hey, right, and
I turn and it's fucking back inmy face. I am a six inches
maybe give or take. I don'tknow. You've got my ruler. I

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gotta Lindsay's world. That's a footyeah right, that's her world. I
am packing that's about average. Yeah, yeah, it's uh, it's it's
gone too long and I need toget it. I found this place down
and broken Arrow that actually does beardtrims. It's what they specialize in,
and I'm like, well, maybeI should go do that, but I
amn't we like, what do youneed done? That They would be able

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to do special becauseides just trim offthe edge, trim off the dead ends,
even everything out. Okay, Ibet they do a little moisturizing to
it, or moisturize it myself,one teaspoon at a time. Yeah.
Now do you think it's gotten solong that little roguin on it? Sure?

(28:12):
Sure? Rogue game, that's it. I had a boss telling me
that this is so fucking weird.But she was like, yeah, I
have my husband come in my hairso it helps with the fucking growth or
whatnot like that, that's what shesaid. And I was like, that's
fucking weird. That's weird. Ithink you're just like jizz in your hair,
Jean. But whatever is what itis, that's a real thing.

(28:33):
Yeah, I'm good. Parsing itout right hardly makes any sense. I
think you would think you gotta fillup the whole shampoo bottle. That's a
lot. I'd be so tired.Yeah, there was a there was a
meme. I was trying to findit and it was to the to them

(28:57):
Nirvana song I'm talking about, AndI'll do it for Lindsay so she can
she can hear what it is.And so there was a guy on a
grill and in the background you hearNirvana playing and the headline of the thing

(29:21):
so this is playing in the background, right, and it says, why
is your potato salad so good?And this plays, you know, like,
what's gonna happen? Why is yourpotato salad so good? What's the
cigarette ingredients? Nasty? That wasit? And then yeah, like,

(29:49):
I'm never eating your tato salad ever. Yeah it's a little salty. Yeah
it smells like, oh my god. So soon we're on this one.
I could talk about this, butall right, So I'm watching some German
gang bang porn the other day.Yeah right, typically not a differential factor

(30:11):
of German gang bang porn besides thelanguage they're speaking. It's about it.
Okay, Okay, I'm gonna saythis because I don't think I've seen this
in an American gang bang porn.But there this guy fucking handles his business
blah blah blah, finishes on herfucking stomach. Whatnot's right? And then
this other guy with short curly blackhair, porky pigging it and a fucking

(30:34):
white Thundercast T shirt comes up andlicks it off of her fucking stomach.
That's exactly what I fucking said.And I said, this is fucking gross.
Why are you fucking doing this?The fact that I continue? Why
are you watching it? I continuedwatching until he got it all off.
You're not a quitter. At thatthought, I went through my head.
I'm like, why am I stillwatching this? And I'm like, why

(30:56):
are you doing that? Why amI doing this? What the fuck is
going on in this world? ButI'm like, that is so fucking gross.
Yeah, I could let you.I could totally see somebody, you
know, licking their own goop.That's that's your man made. That's yeah,
we're getting too deep in the woods. But okay, this is this
is another beam thing I found thatI just love so much. I'd have

(31:18):
said, because I lost the controllerand I couldn't change in the teacher,
what is the fifteenth letter in thealphabet? Oh oh, I mean I

(31:40):
would have laughed hysterically at that,But you know you're not supposed to.
You're not the Ruins jokes. Youkind of let them play out. Girl.
All right, let's see. Letget back to the thing because I
had to get the von ring backaround. Yeah, all right, So

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we've got our anniversary party that ishappening. The concert is happening on Monday,
and then we're going to be atthe Arena Pub, which is right
across the street. And if I'mnot mistaken, if you park right there,
then you get to get your parkingvalidated, right, validate your parking
right there at the arena, Andthen well, why don't you Just come

(32:21):
see me and I'll tell you thehack. I don't want to say it
right now publicly, but i'll slideit to you on the side. Oh
yeah right. Uh, well you'relooking off, guys, have a great
week. Yeah. Boe bye