Jaylen Brown on that Bigen Hair Dye

Today, the guys have to address the elephant in the room —well, in the Boston Celtics locker room —Jaylen Brown using hair dye.  The conversation sparks stories from the guys' past, and the hilarity continues as they question what Jaylen Brown is thinking. You can hear it all here on "The Morning Kickoff Show!"

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to clown on somebody. I want to clown
on Jalen Brown. Now, mark, you and I we are
hair challenged. Our follicles are not where they used to
be on the top of our head. You know what
I'm saying, Like some things are have changed in our lives.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I have to agree you Are you going to try
to disprove me? No, Yeah, he's ectly, But I want
you to hear this right here and the folks out there,
it is what you think it is.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh, this is not an offensive culture right there.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'm not sure for those that are not aware of
Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown is a basketball player that plays
in the NBA for the Boston Celtics. He's made a
lot of money in his career, so therefore he can
do some things that.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Maybe a lot of people want to do but can't do.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
One thing he has done is embarrassed himself multiple times
by staining people's clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Because he got the spray.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
He got the hairspray, and not the kind of hold
it in place, the kind of make it look a
little bit darker. And so what he is doing is
wiping his head on people's chest and it's coming off
in the middle of.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
The game again.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Third time is the charm mark and then he talking
about AI. This is getting ridiculous talking about it was manufactured.
I'm like, how's this happening in the middle of the game.
So if y'all are challenged with the hair follicle growth,
let it go. Let it go, because those follicles are frozen.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
They can't come out. Listen. I want to know why
people are drawing hairlines.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I e. Jalen Brown, that's that's that spray pink. All right,
So I'm gonna I'm gonna get get a tattoo. All right,
I'm gonna share something real quick.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Here we go. So Mark and I, Yeah, we go
get haircuts. Yeah, we do. We we sometimes we go
to the shop.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, one time I went to the shop and I
wasn't paying attention to what was happening to me. Left
when it met up with a buddy of mine and
he was like, man, your beard looks good. The line
looks good. But oh thanks man, just got cut. You know,
I wasn't paying attention, not paying attention to it. I

(02:44):
get home and I scratched my face and I'm like,
got ink on me? Where was I at. I was thinking,
he being me.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
So we're not.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
For those that don't know, I'm gonna let you in.
You're gonna curtain. I'm gonna pull the curtain back to
the to the cookout. Yeah. In the black community, there's
this substance called Beijing that is brushed into a beard
to make it and they have brown.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
They actually have.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Gray Beijing, the color coat to your to your skin tone. Yeah,
I was Beijing. Beijing, not only black like blick.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Because when you when you when they give you the mirror,
you look at the mirror and you just kind of, oh, yeah,
I'm good, go ahead, I'm good, shine me up, go ahead,
let me get up out of here.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
You didn't notice when you left that that you was
thirty two. No, until until.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
People kept looking people kept looking at me.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
It was like saying, that looks that's sharp. What do
you what are you doing different? Yeah? You you're glowing.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, I got there and I had to tell them
next time. I say, hey, man, you can do all
the lining me up, but don't don't don't don't paint me.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Don't paint me. Oh my god, it's so good. So
at least ask first, at least asked me.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
But you know, it was like, you know, they're doing everything,
so I thought you probably thought it was beard all exactly.
I thought I was gonna walk out there glistening in Nope.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I was like I was not glistening.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I was, hey, man, I really love what they did
to your beard. And I'm like, yeah, they took all
the gray out. I was like, what, why? Why is
everybody so complimentary of me today? I'm like, man, I
feel I was like years old strutting.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I was like, oh yeah, And then all of a
sudden I looked at it. I'm like, did I get
inking in my office?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Why is it running on my shirt?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Like?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
What is going on? So, in other.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Words, if they're being it now, I have to guarantee
you that they're going to say listen, guys, uh, this
is a mandate across the entire NBA. We have an
epidemic of Beijing people's jerseys. I'm telling you there's no
more Beijing, no more hair coloring, no more powder.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
They got powder too, trust me. So you seeing the
old guys put the powder on, seeing it, you gotta stop.
He Jalen Brown's gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You are an NBA player everybody loves the ball. Dude,
cut it, cut it off, cut it off. And some
college there's some college.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Players that need to cut it off. Yeah, you cut
it off and make your arrow down. Why you say
stop it because you know where I'm going.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Yeah,
don't do it.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Don't come out. You know we got we got some
stuff close to home that need to be Yeah, I
want to introduce some people to my barb No.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, well, as long as it's not the one that
is coloring.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
On Yeah and giving you the Is that why you
changed barbershops? Yes, yes, because well he was still.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
We're doing the whole segment, but the reason being is
because Jayleen Brown is out here.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Leaving his mark not only on the NBA, but on
the players that are trying to garden the garden.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
The announcer saying, oh man, that's that's gonna leave a mark.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Look, he did it again. He did it again. He's been.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
He's been, Uh, Jaylen Brown, he's been. Here's the other
part of this. He's trying to call other people to
help him. He reached out to Lebron. It was like
Lebron like, tell them this is real.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
He's we ain't really doing that. We we got caught exactly. Look,
Lebron went to Istanbul, That's what he talked about. He said,
where'd you go with Turkey? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Man, just go to Istanbul man like they got. Man.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm I've been on a plane several times and you
see these guys with their head wrapped up like in
a turban like thing. It's bandaging because they go overseas
and they get the hair graphing and you.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Have to let it sit.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
There's John Cena just recently had it done and listen,
it came out.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
It was out. I'm not exposing anything. This is what
really talked about a whole lot over this last year.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Let me see. Yeah, google it. John Cena went, had
it done, came back. Looks amazing, by the way, looks
at least twenty years younger. And I think that if
you want to do that.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Do that.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm Bigelow, one of my favorite big man wrestlers growing up.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
He started losing his hair.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
You know what he did, shaved it ball got a
tattoo of a flaming fire all over his head.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm not doing that. You're not gonna do that. I'm
not gonna do flaming. I'm not either.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
But but nonetheless, they took most they took the directive
of how do I want to make it comfortable for me?
And not I'm gonna put paint on it. That don't
even make sense. That means you gotta do it every day.
You gotta paint every day. That's the problem. Like you

(08:36):
are an NBA basketball player.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
You are, and you are sweating the entire time, and now.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
You are running down your faith. You can't.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
You gotta stop, man, let it go, Fellas. Fellas, listen,
it is mental health month.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
It is prostate.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Cancer awareness, it is testicular cancer awareness, it is Muvember.
This is no shame. But they talking about your face.
They're not talking about your head. Cut your head with
the Beijing, bro, it is not that sad out there.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You can't even wear hats, bro, you can't wear a.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Hat inside of their hat look like an infield under
the facewall field.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I'm sorry, I'm tied to get that off my chest.