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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nashy Friday Show today. Thank God, tomorrow's Friday.
I'm going to be out of the rodeo tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Outball Championship Rodeo. So high school rodeo. This is for
the finals and the winners on Friday and Saturday night.
We'll go on to compete nationally. And I believe that's
an Oohklahoma, so this.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I didn't even know there was a thing called like
a rodeo team in high schools.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Wow, your team? Your high school may in fact not
have a rodeo team, as I understand it, but you
could be of the age qualification that allows you to compete.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So do we have high school names associated with this?
Or is it just aunt just like here's Billy Johns.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I can answer all those questions on Monday, because I'll
get steeped in it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, so you guys got to be there for it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I have been to the Outlaw Championship Rodeo, but never
for a high school champion.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, all right, Well you think you'll be able to
tell the difference between the high school athletes and the professionals.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'll be able to tell you that on Monday. I
can tell you one thing. I have stood over the
gate where the bulls are quivering with anticipation. Yeah, my brother,
this is getting real dangerous. But they'll be roping and
riding and all kind of stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's a you know, I'm thinking about my mother, who
didn't want me and went as far as to stop
me from playing football by sending me to a high
school that didn't have a football team.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh gotcha.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I can only imagine if I had told her my
dream is to ride in the pull, it would be
bull riding. I'm fifteen, I want to ride a bull
Go play football?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right? Anyway, I can tell you all about that.
I'll learn more about the high school level championship rodeo riders.
All right now, I don't know what you got planned
this weekend. We tell my graduation stuff coming up this
weekend as well. Tomorrow on the morning Mush, we'll give
you a chance to win tickets for next weekend's Saturday
game when the Fireflies take on the Augusta Green jack
This is.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Our final four pack of tickets, and again we call
it clicks for ticks because you just got to click
to get the answer. On the Morning Rush blog. The
word of the day. I have not looked up the pronunciation,
so forgive me if I mispronounced it in the podcast.
I'll have it correct for tomorrow. Mallow propoitism, no mallo probe.
Maybe it's mallowpropism. I think that's what it is. Malapropism.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
This is a This is a malicious conspiracy. When you
get a lot of the times in the office you'll
deal with this, two or three coworkers will be working
against you and you don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
They're engaged in a mali.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You're suspicious of one or two. Usually this is a
group of three, but the third one unit it was
a part of it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Another great theory. This one's not close though. And this
one it's the mistaken use of a word in place
of a similar sounding one, often with an amusing unintentional effect.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
This a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You get a lot in lyrics. There was a book.
I remember interviewing the author of the book back around
ninety five when I was in Long Island. He had
written a book called Excuse Me while I Kiss this guy.
Great book, and you know it had that there's a
bathroom on the right, sure, and all the classic rock
(03:20):
lyrics that people don't. They're similar soundings, similar, but they're
not they're not the actual words.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
This is why I said, godsend to have the iHeart
radio app where we hope you have us set as
your preset number one. That will be for ninety seven
five couple you cos, then preset number two should be
this podcast because you could set podcast as your presets
because if you're listening, you can hit the lyrics button
and it will as it's singing, you can sing along
(03:47):
with it.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
But yeah, we've here. I think I more often hear
people use words just incorrectly, like that's not what that means.
I know you just from the context of where you're
using the word. I understand what you think it means,
but that's not what it means. I can remember years
ago a youngster that we knew. It wasn't even a word.
(04:11):
It well, it was a word, but he just thought
that if somebody zung you, that you you were zeeing
them back if you said to scha. So his brother
said he was doing something on like Monopoly or whatever. Yeah,
(04:31):
he's like, you're a moron. You can't jump three spaces
when you roll with a four. You gotta go all
four and he was like, tochee, that's not how you
use that word. But anyway, we'll have that word tomorrow morning.
And it's on the Morning Rest Blog ninety seven five
(04:52):
w COS dot com. Jonathan, this is great news if
you've got a gassy person in your life. Headline make
your farts smell like candy. That is a thing. A
French guy named Christian Ponchevel has created something called pillowet Pie.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
This could quite possibly be the worst invention ever.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That words loosely translates into fart pills. Christian says these
pills will quote mask the smell of your farts and
now comes in scents like ginger, chocolate and rose. I'm
farting flowers over here.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm still smelling and I'm still I'm still have just
insulted my sinuses and probably infected my lungs with the
gas that was built up inside your large intestine. Okay,
and you expelled it, and you think now I'm gonna
celebrate it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well, if you're gonna be gassy in public, take the
insult out of it. I mean, there's still the injury
of it. I was just saying, you're taking the edge off. Okay,
we're going to try to. I mean, if you've got
to go to like a church service and you know
your tom thumb's upset, you know, I can't hold it
for the whole service. Somebody, somebody's gonna feel the pew
of rumbling. But what an unexpected surprise when it smost
(06:18):
like Roses.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's great when the butt trumpet plays and you're seated
in such a way that it actually pushes the flesh
up away from the pew long enough to escape, but
it makes that rumbling sound.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, it vibrates the pew. Everybody in the sitting on
that wooden pew felt it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
The toothless, the toothless wonder has spoken.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Now are these the Is this the same trumpet that
brought down the walls of Jericho?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You know that's a great question for the.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
ALOGI I have to ask the pastor about that.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Amy.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Maybe you got a pontiff that you go to.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
But anyway, prumpet, we talk kind of the Bible wasn't clear.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Animal direction by python is coming to plot? Oh my god.
Oh that's good. Okay, Now that well, I don't know
if we can look forward to that or not, I
will not look forward to it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That might go down as one of the worst Mother's
Day gifts ever. If you gave your mom fart pills. Yeah,
so that's probably going to make the list. But they
have a new survey of two thousand moms. What are
the worst gifts that you've gotten?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh this is good.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Uh weight loss products? Number one? You gave you gave
mom some sort of.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You got her. You got her an unauthorized script for
with GOVI.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh, that would be kind of new, right. I mean
I'm thinking back in the day. What was the pills
that they ended up outlawing that people were taking over?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh what those at the convenience store.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I think they gave you diarrhea?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wasn't that the problem? I think that was the weight
you out of kidney?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I can't remember the name of that weight loss drug.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Do you see where weight watchers went under?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I know, and they and they tried because at the
end they were like, uh, we now we've got the
we go V and whatever the other one is is empic.
We've got it. So you come in, We're gonna hold
you accountable, like we're better than if you just get
it prescribed. Because then we're also going to help help
keep you accountable, and we're gonna also show you the
best cookbooks and all this other stuff. And people just said,
(08:31):
you know what, we're tired of Oprah Winfrey. That's the
bottom line. We don't want to do with Oprah. She
should have sent her to space, Yes, bumped Gale, but
what's the space to space?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What's this? And then Musk hats sent up a ship
to orbit her.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh, by the way, Musk had an interview, uh inside
the capital. It looked like with Jesse Waters, did you
see this?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Was it round table to discussion with a bunch of
guys some dose.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, he's standing in a hall the other Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you saw that.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I saw a part of it. I ain't seen the
Atari interview.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Jesse Waters looked like he was going to cry for
a minute because Elon Musk said, the Earth is going
to be blown up. It's it's it's getting closer to
the extinction of the Earth every day because what's happening
is we can now measure the sun and see that
the Sun is expanding. It's growing bigger and bigger and bigger,
(09:32):
and it's making the Earth warmer and warmer and warmer,
and eventually it will be unsustainable for human life, which
is another reason I'm trying to get us to Mars,
because that would put us further from the Sun. Prolonged life. Sure,
blah blah blah. Jesse Waters is like, this is the
first I'm hearing of this. You're telling me that the
(09:53):
Earth And he's like, well, not, Jesse, cool your jets
because it's not happening. Yeah, it's it's not happening in
twenty twenty seven or something. It's it's probably what your
kids burn up. It's probably at minimum one thousand years
from now, at minimum, more likely a million years, but
it is going to happen, which I found it ironic
(10:15):
because he's talking about the earth warming due to the
expansion of the Sun. I never hear that being said.
It's not because we're driving a you're driving a pickup
truck is not doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, it's because the Sun is getting larger and more gassy.
Wonder what candy it smells like? Could we throw? How
about that we throw a billion fart pills into the
Sun and elon to put it in a capsule and
launch it the sun.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
The whole world smells like roses forever.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Right, the universe smells like roses. But then again, we
just had report the other day where I think it was.
Was it the North or South Pole? I've forgotten. But
the ice caps are getting thicker, the actually getting thicker.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
That possibly be maybe parts of the Earth get warmer
and others get colder.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I don't know. Possibly in some type of cycle, is
what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Here's what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't think
anybody really knows what's going on.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't care. It's not going to happen in my lifetime.
I don't I'm not interested in it.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I've always been intrigued with the question of what is
the right temperature? Because the Earth has never had the
same temperature for like five years in a row, So
what is the right temperature? Because you're either too low
or too high.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I can't even win the argument at the temperature should
be in the bedroom in morning, I bump it up
one degree so I can get in and out of
the shower because one of my vents in the bathroom
is right next to the shower, so you step out
of the shower.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
So this isn't even an argument with Sally, or it
is an argument, so I said.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
An argument. It's all right, but she sleeps in the
next room over. But that side of the house is
the same system. So I have to get up, freezing
my butt off. I go to the kitchen, get my
bottle water, go back into the On the way back
to the bathroom, I bump it up from sixty seven
to sixty eight, just so the kool air will stop
(12:07):
blowing long enough to me get in and out of
the shower. She will complain, did you change the temperature
before you left this morning? Yes? I did one degree.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, I'm so sorry I almost died. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So I can't even win that argument. How could I
possibly get into a conversation about what's going on in
the universe?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
What should be the proper temperature of earth?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Beak?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Is there a thermostat where all seven billion of us
can fight over it? Other things on there are cleaning supplies, cookbooks,
any self help book. This one would be insulting leftover
holiday candy? What does that even mean? People give away
to their mother leftover holiday candy?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Got a hope?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Not somebody you? People think now and I don't even know,
is this a thing. It's this gas station flower. I
didn't I don't recall being in a gas station they
saw flowers. Oh, I guess so.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yes, don't get those.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
So moms do like handmade gifts. I'm assuming that's more
for the youngsters, special experiences. I'm thinking that means spa days, uh,
handwritten letters or cards. That's probably still for the youngsters.
You teenagers, better drop a couple of bucks into the
bucket here.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
We're gonna have to buy mom something.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
And also a day off from all responsibilities. You give
her like a coupon, like I'm cleaning the house, like
whatever her big day is, Saturday's Mom's cleaning day. Well,
you know what, Mom, you you just let me know.
This is a gift card for you. Doesn't cost you
anything kids except work. You're gonna have to do the laundry,
(13:49):
You're gonna have to clean the kitchen floor. You're gonna
have to and we all know Mom's gonna have to
clean up behind you because you're gonna do a crack job.
But it's still a nice thing that moms like. So
if you're still struggling here at this last second to
come up with a gift, that's what it is, Jonathan,
I got this incredible story that I think most people
think I just made it up. Headline women prefer bald men.
(14:14):
That's the headline. I didn't write it.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know, I'm not going to argue with that.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
This comes from a Daily Mail story.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm not arguing with it at all. I'm all in it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Survey says they talked to two thousand women. What is
the physical traits you find most attractive in a man?
Number one? If we were playing the family feud, yep, Now,
I will tell you it's not bald. But what is
the number one physical trait on a man? Survey says
what height that is? Oh my gosh, they did that?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Not make it? Didn't make it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
They didn't list that well a whiff muscular physique. Number
one answer on the board. Number two was a bald head.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Wow, I believe it.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
You got any others you're thinking would be up there?
You want to go for the steel.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm going to go. I'm going to go with smile
or teeth.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well that's a little too general. You gotta be more specific.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh, more specific smile?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Okay, I'll give you. Number three was blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Number four is a darker beard number five, dark hair
number six, curly hair number seven, blonde hair number eight,
green eyes number nine, hairy chest number ten, heavily tattooed.
Oh wow, that's your top ten list what women find
(15:41):
attractive muscular bald dudes of blue eyes and a beard.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah. The tattoo and the beard thing I do is
see coming, But I do believe the bald head. Women
love the baldies.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So for you guys that are struggling, you're probably older
than I was because I started and bald at seventeen.
But I see guys in their thirties and their forties
and they're fighting it and they're just clinging to it,
and wom that is so unattractive? It actually, I think
(16:14):
emasculates you. If you're doing the comb over, yeah, you
would be even if you didn't want to go completely bald.
Just tightly crop it, yeah, show them that you're not afraid.
You're not afraid. That's what I think women find most
disgusting in a man, someone who's a coward. You're not
(16:35):
ready to embrace change, you're not ready to be a man,
so you're hanging on to your little floppy girly haircut
that you've had since you were fourteen and you're now
thirty eight years old. It doesn't work. Get rid of it.
Now if you're Donald Trump, I guess that's different because
he's had the same haircut basically since nineteen eighty one.
It's unbelievable that dude's hair. But even noticed Trump has
(16:57):
now gone gray. He had to have been dying, and
he's wearing a lot less. I don't know if it
was makeup that he used to wear or if it
was tanning, but he was that tanning stuff. I believe
so too. I mean, that's why people look ranges. They
put the tanning stuff. But that's changed. He seems he
seems like he's lost weight, seems comfortable in his skin
(17:19):
and comfortable with his hair. Looks more natural these days.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's an indication he's not going to run, as they say,
for a constitutional challenge third term.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
See now, somebody else heard making the argument that it
means that he is because they said nobody loses a
politician will never lose weight unless they're trying to run
for something. Well that's a good point, and so I
don't know. But he won as a chunkster.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
He did.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
But maybe he thought, if I'm going to challenge the Constitution,
I got to be in my fight and weight. Maybe
that's the way he's looking at it.
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putting a hidden camera in our house. I might I
(18:35):
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You know, good, So what do you say to them
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What you're talking about in the morning Rush
Hello, Kelly Nashy Friday Show today. Thank God, tomorrow's Friday.
I'm going to be out of the rodeo tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Outball Championship Rodeo. So high school rodeo. This is for
the finals and the winners on Friday and Saturday night.
We'll go on to compete nationally. And I believe that's
an Oohklahoma, so this.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I didn't even know there was a thing called like
a rodeo team in high schools.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Wow, your team? Your high school may in fact not
have a rodeo team, as I understand it, but you
could be of the age qualification that allows you to compete.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So do we have high school names associated with this?
Or is it just aunt just like here's Billy Johns.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I can answer all those questions on Monday, because I'll
get steeped in it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, so you guys got to be there for it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I have been to the Outlaw Championship Rodeo, but never
for a high school champion.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, all right, Well you think you'll be able to
tell the difference between the high school athletes and the professionals.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'll be able to tell you that on Monday. I
can tell you one thing. I have stood over the
gate where the bulls are quivering with anticipation. Yeah, my brother,
this is getting real dangerous. But they'll be roping and
riding and all kind of stuff going on.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's a you know, I'm thinking about my mother, who
didn't want me and went as far as to stop
me from playing football by sending me to a high
school that didn't have a football team.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh gotcha.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I can only imagine if I had told her my
dream is to ride in the pull, it would be
bull riding. I'm fifteen, I want to ride a bull
Go play football?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right? Anyway, I can tell you all about that.
I'll learn more about the high school level championship rodeo riders.
All right now, I don't know what you got planned
this weekend. We tell my graduation stuff coming up this
weekend as well. Tomorrow on the morning Mush, we'll give
you a chance to win tickets for next weekend's Saturday
game when the Fireflies take on the Augusta Green jack
This is.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Our final four pack of tickets, and again we call
it clicks for ticks because you just got to click
to get the answer. On the Morning Rush blog. The
word of the day. I have not looked up the pronunciation,
so forgive me if I mispronounced it in the podcast.
I'll have it correct for tomorrow. Mallow propoitism, no mallo probe.
Maybe it's mallowpropism. I think that's what it is. Malapropism.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
This is a This is a malicious conspiracy. When you
get a lot of the times in the office you'll
deal with this, two or three coworkers will be working
against you and you don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
They're engaged in a mali.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You're suspicious of one or two. Usually this is a
group of three, but the third one unit it was
a part of it.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Another great theory. This one's not close though. And this
one it's the mistaken use of a word in place
of a similar sounding one, often with an amusing unintentional effect.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
This a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You get a lot in lyrics. There was a book.
I remember interviewing the author of the book back around
ninety five when I was in Long Island. He had
written a book called Excuse Me while I Kiss this guy.
Great book, and you know it had that there's a
bathroom on the right, sure, and all the classic rock
(03:20):
lyrics that people don't. They're similar soundings, similar, but they're
not they're not the actual words.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
This is why I said, godsend to have the iHeart
radio app where we hope you have us set as
your preset number one. That will be for ninety seven
five couple you cos, then preset number two should be
this podcast because you could set podcast as your presets
because if you're listening, you can hit the lyrics button
and it will as it's singing, you can sing along
(03:47):
with it.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
But yeah, we've here. I think I more often hear
people use words just incorrectly, like that's not what that means.
I know you just from the context of where you're
using the word. I understand what you think it means,
but that's not what it means. I can remember years
ago a youngster that we knew. It wasn't even a word.
(04:11):
It well, it was a word, but he just thought
that if somebody zung you, that you you were zeeing
them back if you said to scha. So his brother
said he was doing something on like Monopoly or whatever. Yeah,
(04:31):
he's like, you're a moron. You can't jump three spaces
when you roll with a four. You gotta go all
four and he was like, tochee, that's not how you
use that word. But anyway, we'll have that word tomorrow morning.
And it's on the Morning Rest Blog ninety seven five
(04:52):
w COS dot com. Jonathan, this is great news if
you've got a gassy person in your life. Headline make
your farts smell like candy. That is a thing. A
French guy named Christian Ponchevel has created something called pillowet Pie.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
This could quite possibly be the worst invention ever.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That words loosely translates into fart pills. Christian says these
pills will quote mask the smell of your farts and
now comes in scents like ginger, chocolate and rose. I'm
farting flowers over here.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm still smelling and I'm still I'm still have just
insulted my sinuses and probably infected my lungs with the
gas that was built up inside your large intestine. Okay,
and you expelled it, and you think now I'm gonna
celebrate it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well, if you're gonna be gassy in public, take the
insult out of it. I mean, there's still the injury
of it. I was just saying, you're taking the edge off. Okay,
we're going to try to. I mean, if you've got
to go to like a church service and you know
your tom thumb's upset, you know, I can't hold it
for the whole service. Somebody, somebody's gonna feel the pew
of rumbling. But what an unexpected surprise when it smost
(06:18):
like Roses.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's great when the butt trumpet plays and you're seated
in such a way that it actually pushes the flesh
up away from the pew long enough to escape, but
it makes that rumbling sound.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, it vibrates the pew. Everybody in the sitting on
that wooden pew felt it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
The toothless, the toothless wonder has spoken.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Now are these the Is this the same trumpet that
brought down the walls of Jericho?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You know that's a great question for the.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
ALOGI I have to ask the pastor about that.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Amy.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Maybe you got a pontiff that you go to.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
But anyway, prumpet, we talk kind of the Bible wasn't clear.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Animal direction by python is coming to plot? Oh my god.
Oh that's good. Okay, Now that well, I don't know
if we can look forward to that or not, I
will not look forward to it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That might go down as one of the worst Mother's
Day gifts ever. If you gave your mom fart pills. Yeah,
so that's probably going to make the list. But they
have a new survey of two thousand moms. What are
the worst gifts that you've gotten?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh this is good.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Uh weight loss products? Number one? You gave you gave
mom some sort of.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You got her. You got her an unauthorized script for
with GOVI.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh, that would be kind of new, right. I mean
I'm thinking back in the day. What was the pills
that they ended up outlawing that people were taking over?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh what those at the convenience store.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I think they gave you diarrhea?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wasn't that the problem? I think that was the weight
you out of kidney?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I can't remember the name of that weight loss drug.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Do you see where weight watchers went under?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I know, and they and they tried because at the
end they were like, uh, we now we've got the
we go V and whatever the other one is is empic.
We've got it. So you come in, We're gonna hold
you accountable, like we're better than if you just get
it prescribed. Because then we're also going to help help
keep you accountable, and we're gonna also show you the
best cookbooks and all this other stuff. And people just said,
(08:31):
you know what, we're tired of Oprah Winfrey. That's the
bottom line. We don't want to do with Oprah. She
should have sent her to space, Yes, bumped Gale, but
what's the space to space?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What's this? And then Musk hats sent up a ship
to orbit her.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh, by the way, Musk had an interview, uh inside
the capital. It looked like with Jesse Waters, did you
see this?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Was it round table to discussion with a bunch of
guys some dose.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, he's standing in a hall the other Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you saw that.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I saw a part of it. I ain't seen the
Atari interview.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Jesse Waters looked like he was going to cry for
a minute because Elon Musk said, the Earth is going
to be blown up. It's it's it's getting closer to
the extinction of the Earth every day because what's happening
is we can now measure the sun and see that
the Sun is expanding. It's growing bigger and bigger and bigger,
(09:32):
and it's making the Earth warmer and warmer and warmer,
and eventually it will be unsustainable for human life, which
is another reason I'm trying to get us to Mars,
because that would put us further from the Sun. Prolonged life. Sure,
blah blah blah. Jesse Waters is like, this is the
first I'm hearing of this. You're telling me that the
(09:53):
Earth And he's like, well, not, Jesse, cool your jets
because it's not happening. Yeah, it's it's not happening in
twenty twenty seven or something. It's it's probably what your
kids burn up. It's probably at minimum one thousand years
from now, at minimum, more likely a million years, but
it is going to happen, which I found it ironic
(10:15):
because he's talking about the earth warming due to the
expansion of the Sun. I never hear that being said.
It's not because we're driving a you're driving a pickup
truck is not doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, it's because the Sun is getting larger and more gassy.
Wonder what candy it smells like? Could we throw? How
about that we throw a billion fart pills into the
Sun and elon to put it in a capsule and
launch it the sun.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
The whole world smells like roses forever.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Right, the universe smells like roses. But then again, we
just had report the other day where I think it was.
Was it the North or South Pole? I've forgotten. But
the ice caps are getting thicker, the actually getting thicker.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
That possibly be maybe parts of the Earth get warmer
and others get colder.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I don't know. Possibly in some type of cycle, is
what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Here's what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't think
anybody really knows what's going on.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't care. It's not going to happen in my lifetime.
I don't I'm not interested in it.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I've always been intrigued with the question of what is
the right temperature? Because the Earth has never had the
same temperature for like five years in a row, So
what is the right temperature? Because you're either too low
or too high.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I can't even win the argument at the temperature should
be in the bedroom in morning, I bump it up
one degree so I can get in and out of
the shower because one of my vents in the bathroom
is right next to the shower, so you step out
of the shower.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
So this isn't even an argument with Sally, or it
is an argument, so I said.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
An argument. It's all right, but she sleeps in the
next room over. But that side of the house is
the same system. So I have to get up, freezing
my butt off. I go to the kitchen, get my
bottle water, go back into the On the way back
to the bathroom, I bump it up from sixty seven
to sixty eight, just so the kool air will stop
(12:07):
blowing long enough to me get in and out of
the shower. She will complain, did you change the temperature
before you left this morning? Yes? I did one degree.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, I'm so sorry I almost died. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So I can't even win that argument. How could I
possibly get into a conversation about what's going on in
the universe?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
What should be the proper temperature of earth?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Beak?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Is there a thermostat where all seven billion of us
can fight over it? Other things on there are cleaning supplies, cookbooks,
any self help book. This one would be insulting leftover
holiday candy? What does that even mean? People give away
to their mother leftover holiday candy?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Got a hope?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Not somebody you? People think now and I don't even know,
is this a thing. It's this gas station flower. I
didn't I don't recall being in a gas station they
saw flowers. Oh, I guess so.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yes, don't get those.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
So moms do like handmade gifts. I'm assuming that's more
for the youngsters, special experiences. I'm thinking that means spa days, uh,
handwritten letters or cards. That's probably still for the youngsters.
You teenagers, better drop a couple of bucks into the
bucket here.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
We're gonna have to buy mom something.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
And also a day off from all responsibilities. You give
her like a coupon, like I'm cleaning the house, like
whatever her big day is, Saturday's Mom's cleaning day. Well,
you know what, Mom, you you just let me know.
This is a gift card for you. Doesn't cost you
anything kids except work. You're gonna have to do the laundry,
(13:49):
You're gonna have to clean the kitchen floor. You're gonna
have to and we all know Mom's gonna have to
clean up behind you because you're gonna do a crack job.
But it's still a nice thing that moms like. So
if you're still struggling here at this last second to
come up with a gift, that's what it is, Jonathan,
I got this incredible story that I think most people
think I just made it up. Headline women prefer bald men.
(14:14):
That's the headline. I didn't write it.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know, I'm not going to argue with that.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
This comes from a Daily Mail story.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm not arguing with it at all. I'm all in it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Survey says they talked to two thousand women. What is
the physical traits you find most attractive in a man?
Number one? If we were playing the family feud, yep, Now,
I will tell you it's not bald. But what is
the number one physical trait on a man? Survey says
what height that is? Oh my gosh, they did that?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Not make it? Didn't make it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
They didn't list that well a whiff muscular physique. Number
one answer on the board. Number two was a bald head.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Wow, I believe it.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
You got any others you're thinking would be up there?
You want to go for the steel.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm going to go. I'm going to go with smile
or teeth.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well that's a little too general. You gotta be more specific.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh, more specific smile?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Okay, I'll give you. Number three was blue eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Number four is a darker beard number five, dark hair
number six, curly hair number seven, blonde hair number eight,
green eyes number nine, hairy chest number ten, heavily tattooed.
Oh wow, that's your top ten list what women find
(15:41):
attractive muscular bald dudes of blue eyes and a beard.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah. The tattoo and the beard thing I do is
see coming, But I do believe the bald head. Women
love the baldies.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So for you guys that are struggling, you're probably older
than I was because I started and bald at seventeen.
But I see guys in their thirties and their forties
and they're fighting it and they're just clinging to it,
and wom that is so unattractive? It actually, I think
(16:14):
emasculates you. If you're doing the comb over, yeah, you
would be even if you didn't want to go completely bald.
Just tightly crop it, yeah, show them that you're not afraid.
You're not afraid. That's what I think women find most
disgusting in a man, someone who's a coward. You're not
(16:35):
ready to embrace change, you're not ready to be a man,
so you're hanging on to your little floppy girly haircut
that you've had since you were fourteen and you're now
thirty eight years old. It doesn't work. Get rid of it.
Now if you're Donald Trump, I guess that's different because
he's had the same haircut basically since nineteen eighty one.
It's unbelievable that dude's hair. But even noticed Trump has
(16:57):
now gone gray. He had to have been dying, and
he's wearing a lot less. I don't know if it
was makeup that he used to wear or if it
was tanning, but he was that tanning stuff. I believe
so too. I mean, that's why people look ranges. They
put the tanning stuff. But that's changed. He seems he
seems like he's lost weight, seems comfortable in his skin
(17:19):
and comfortable with his hair. Looks more natural these days.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's an indication he's not going to run, as they say,
for a constitutional challenge third term.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
See now, somebody else heard making the argument that it
means that he is because they said nobody loses a
politician will never lose weight unless they're trying to run
for something. Well that's a good point, and so I
don't know. But he won as a chunkster.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
He did.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
But maybe he thought, if I'm going to challenge the Constitution,
I got to be in my fight and weight. Maybe
that's the way he's looking at it.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Hey, what do you what's going on in your neighborhood?
You got to you got something going on strange with
your neighbors. We love those stories. And you got some
stranger your neighbors if you in other words, it's something
in your life is really weird, just even if it's
you personally doing it, just blaming on your neighbors. So
you can email us. You can always reach out to
us on social media. I am rush at ninety seventy
(18:11):
five Do you see us?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Do cos well? And I want to thank the unnamed
person who emailed me at nash at ninety seven five
wcs dot com. They think their roommate is stealing, and
their question is cannot I don't know for a fact
that they're stealing. But the only way I will know
for a fact is if I put up a hidden
camera without telling them. I feel a little uncomfortable about
putting a hidden camera in our house. I might I
(18:35):
might see them walking around nude or something like that.
You know, good, So what do you say to them
that that'll be a question tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, like it. Okay, maybe maybe you can get sued
for that. I don't know, law enforcement.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
We're going to have people right now starting to bring
we hopefully you have somebody with hopefully not real life
experience because you got sued for it, but there's some
legality issues that deal with as well. Hey be sure
and reach out to us tomorrow morning at eight o
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