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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Killy Nash.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's tomorrow show.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Today Tomorrow will be getting over the hump. It's last
hump is September.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The last HUMPA last kids, just September hump. All my goodness.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And then it's going to be turning kind of dreary
for Thursday. And this has nothing to do with Helen
that's coming up through the Gulf. It's going to get
a rainy Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I mean, you know, remember was it three weeks ago
when we had the football game and they were talking
about it was going to be I try all that
rain but it wasn't. Had nothing to do with that storm,
but it did. I mean it does, but it doesn't
because it has something to do with pushing high pressure
or low pressure or something. So the effects are not
(00:42):
going to be a direct cause, but an indirect cause
of the Helene, which is supposed to go more towards
like Memphis in that area.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Gotcha.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But as you know, as happened, was it again, I
don't know if it was two or three weeks ago.
We moved football games around, we had all kinds of
things in anticipation of it, and we got nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Nothing, So who knows.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You never know. You never know what the weather around
these parts.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, all right, well when we talk about what we
can talk about tomorrow morning, I know we're gonna be
talking about what you're talking about, because that's the way
you win your four pack of tickets for Scotty.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What you talking about? What you talk about, Kelly, you know,
and maybe tomorrow, maybe not tomorrow, but maybe the next day.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That'd be Thursday, the last day of the what you
talking about contest for Scotty McCurry ticket.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Maybe we could also modify our contest because what you're
talking about is basically, we give you a word that's
rarely used, and then, because Jonathan loves words, I do
love words, and and then you tell us what the
definition is, and then you win the prize. But maybe
it could also be what is the history of the word,
because today you are struggling with the word panhandle, like,
(01:45):
how is that called the panhandle? Why is it the panhandle?
I haven't really come up with a distinctive answer yet.
It just sounds like so far there's been a people
a bunch of people just started using it in the
eighteen hundreds, and nobody knows why because they're like, well,
if it's the panhands. Wouldn't it be part of Mississippi
Louisiana with it is going.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
To cause in the eighteen hundreds they didn't have they
didn't have the opportunity to see the view of Florida
that we have now because plainly that can't be a
pan handle, because the rest of the peninsula of Florida
doesn't look like a pan I can have a pan
handle if you don't have a pan.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So maybe we'll change the contest in the future, but
right now it's we're just going to give you a
word and then you tell us what it means. And
like you said, you're going to get the four pack
of tickets to see Scotty McCreary at the Sega Park,
which is a great baseball stadium, and we'll be there
Saturday night. But you'll also be qualified to win the
(02:43):
four pack of passes to come to the batting practice
with former college baseball player Scotty McCreary.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Now you're telling me that you have a doctor's excuse
to get out of the batting practice.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't have it in writing, but I haven't played
tennis now in a couple of weeks because my shoulder
has been by me. And when I went to my chiropractor,
she had me doing certain stretches and she said, my
best guest is you have a slight tear and she
named the muscle and I said, I never heard of that,
and she said, well, it's part of your rotator cuff.
(03:17):
So it's in my back right side. And so she
just said, you know, it'll heal itself. It's not like
you need surgery or anything. You just let it rest.
But I'm probably not going to play any tennis for
like a month or so.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Now do you have to take collagen into that kind
of thing? You know?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I already take collagen. I take it every day with
my coffee. I love it. It's a college in the coffee, yes,
and it comes in a chocolate flavor. And so I
just put a scoop in with my cottage.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah. Yesterday I saw something I'd never seen before, Okay,
and I thought of you because I know that you're
a big fan of the marshmallow puff peanut butter comba.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Marshmallow?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is it fluff? What do you call that marshmallow?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, we would have called it. See, now you're throwing
me off with the way it was what are they
call it again, peanut butter fluff. Peanut butter fluff sandwich.
That's what we would have had when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well, yesterday I saw peanut butter and chocolate already mixed together.
It wasn't like swirls of it. It was like a
jar colored peanut butter. Jeff, Yeah, I'm like, when did
this come out? Is this just a special Halloween thing?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now here's an interesting thing about me. I think I
think I'm unique in this. Maybe I'm not. I love
the Reese's peanut butter cups, but I don't necessarily love
it just because it's chocolate and peanut butter. I will
enjoy something in this chocolate peanut butter. But the thing
that makes me obsessive about the peanut butter cups is
something to do with the ridges around the side, real
(04:51):
peanut butter cups. That little I don't know what it is.
I just that's my favorite part. I love the way
the ridges on the peanut butter cupper my face.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I have never heard anybody say that. I know.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's why I'm saying it's probably unique to me.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Is that why people eat all the way around at
first just to enjoy the riches. Then they throw the
rest of it away.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I wouldn't do that. I do nibble around the edges
sometimes and then eat the rest of it. I can't
think about it right now.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
If you've seen that commercial with Kevin Hart and the
basketball player whose name I don't want to mention.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Lebron, Yeah, and they're sitting on the.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Couch, yes, and he's talking about you give kids a
Butterscotts candies.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, because you're an old man, not even the one
of the rappers. They're all stuck together. That's nasty. And
I think Kevin Hart just made that up on the
spot because I think the basketball player whose name I
shall not mention, I think that was a genuine laugh
from him because he was supposed to be seriously, like serious, Yeah,
and then he just kind of busted out on that one, that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Butter Scotch candy thing. That's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
We don't do that anymore. You're parent. How come you
don't have your butter Scott's candy. You're supposed to be
handling that out that What do we hand out? Do
we hand out anything? Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't think so. I'm not allowed to hand her
chocolate or candy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Today's like, where was she? Yeah, right now she's eating crans. Yes,
we heard about that a couple of weeks ago. Keep
the krans out of the kid's mouth anyway. Tomorrow's word, Jonathan, Yes,
I believe. I'm going to look it up just to
make sure I'm saying it right. But I believe the
pronunciation is cosmonosis cosmonosis, and I will tell you that
(06:38):
the that it is beginning to happen right now, cosmonosis
is happening, is happening even as we speak. You don't
know this this word.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I kind of know this word, Okay. It's one of
those things where Salary asked me about a word and
I'll go, I'll buy time. We go look it up
real quick because I don't know what come off like
a dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
But Jonathan, when he answers questions, you answers them, not
like in it it does it mean? He usually just
gives you a very definitive Oh, that's that's that was
a description.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Absolutely positively knew this word cosmonosis. It'd be like them,
It'd be like it would be like migrain, headache, sinus
when it works forward to backward and hit your ear
and then you have to go to the doctor. I
would give you a clear distinct definition if I knew it,
but a cosmonosis.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I would saying, even when you're bsing me, you usually
totally very straight.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh yeah, yeah. If I'm going to give you something,
I'm gonna give it to you. Uh. Cosmonosis. Uh. He
has something to do with movement in the.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Atmosphere sort of.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
So I'm just going to give you my first definition,
total bs off the hip. Cosmonosis is the astrology study
of planets and their alignment to the moon, and we
will see this demonstrated with our new moon coming that
you mentioned a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That's I mean, look, if we were playing what was it,
match game or something like that, and you were like
one of the guys on the panel or was the
Hollywood squeers, you used to have to give those those
and then people would go, I'll yeah, I agree that,
I'd be even I knowing the answer, still want to
hit the button. I agree with Jonathan, but it's not
what it is is the instinct that causes birds to migrate. Ah.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I knew I knew this word because I was watching
a documentary recently and they were It was about dougs
and geese and stuff, and the guy used that word
and I said, wait a minute, what did he say?
Because it's like a cosmo thing. Do you think that'd
be like outer space?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's why I was thinking cosmetology or cosm what they
used to call the cosmonauts of Russia.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
So the birds instinctively know and it's it's like it's
like cattle when you see them. Sally asked me before
when we were She said, why aren't this cow standing
under the tree? And I said, well, it is hot,
so they'll seek shape. But it's gonna rain.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I thought, Now, do cows lay down too when it's raining, right?
Or when it's gonna rain? Because that was like the
big thing when I was a kid. If you see
the cows laying down, you're you're within ninety minutes of
a rainstorm.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yep, that'll happen to just minor drink nature. And you're right,
we're hearing more geese than the sky.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
They're moving.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Because I walk a little Sarah around the block. She
likes the honk honk.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
She honks at him hong konk. They ever honked back
at her.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I tell her that they do. We're talking to you.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, we got a fan down to them Hong Kuk. Well, yeah,
so cosmonosis is in the air.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I like that word.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So you can use that word and sound smart. And
you can also use that definition to win the four
pack of tickets tomorrow morning at about six thirty. What
else we got on the agenda for tomorrow? Oh, you
were laughing at this young lady in the video. She
says it's the best what does she say? The best
thing that's ever happened.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
To this ever happened to her in her life.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Now, she's not an older person. She looks like she's
probably about twenty one something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm hearing Gladys Knight singing to the background, and Gladys.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Was singing about a man. Happened to me, Yeah, she
was singing about a man like in nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
This girl's found in the perfect substitute for a good man.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And it's not even like one individual. This is apparently
sweeping the internet. It's called adult swaddling. Now we've heard.
I think swaddling of children became like a popular thing
in the nineties, like I felt like when Jordan was born,
my son was born in nineteen ninety three, Like I
(10:34):
remember hearing that term and people were discussing it. It
felt like it was a new term thirty plus years ago.
Swaddling it's not a new term.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Who was swaddle this child?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, yes, that was obviously from four was it a
four Christmases? You're an old fit mother. I will do
it myself.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I will swaddle this child.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But so adult swaddling is apparently, this is what they
claim it will do. It will reduce anxiety, and this
isn't a this is an adult human. It will reduce anxiety,
it will improve your posture, and it will promote a
more deep, RESTful sleep. And so you just have to
(11:20):
take yourself basically and wrap yourself tightly in a cloth
and then lie in like the fetal position. And some
advocates say it stimulates the touch receptors in your skin
which will help you have a calming effect. And apparently
there was something called the hug Sleep swaddle blanket which
(11:42):
was recently featured on Shark Tank and people saw that
and they just said, well, I can do it on
my own. I don't need a special Well that was
my thought, Like, I to me, that's called a straight jacket.
Straight jackets and have calming effects. Typically people in straight
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jackets also get like they also get like spit guards.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You swaddle a child because the child came out of
the womb and he's been in the very tight confines
and it's always been warm. So if you wrap the
child up and that makes him feel like they're still
kind of in the womb, it's it's a familiar feeling.
But she sprinkle some water on him, was sleeping warm water?
(12:31):
Wet blankets doesn't sound like a good idea. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Filled tub.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't want to feel restricted, especially if I'm trying
to sleep. I want to stretch out.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You know what I was thinking about my wife when
you were when you were just talking about this, because
my wife, like I'll wake up, and my wife's only
five foot one. We have a king sized bed and
there's not enough room for I don't know how she
turns herself completely sideways and then like puts her arms
in a position like where she's taking up the entire bed.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yes, that's me.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's physically.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
By myself. I don't even like the dog. If the
dog gets up there because Sally let the dogs rom uh.
The dog has to lean up against you. They like it,
they like that security thing or whatever. No, sir, I'm
marching my ass through the house with you under my
arm and then going straight back out to the Florida Room.
I gave up the entire Florida room. It's yours. That
(13:29):
is a two hundred and sixty square foot doghouse. Live
in it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Enjoy it, enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You got great views, sunshine, it's it's climate controlled. I
gave up everything. I threw my desk away. Screw it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You have it. You didn't leave it out there as
a chew toy.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, No, they're ain't chet. Go start with me on that.
Hate those damn dog hate them.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Well, maybe we'll find somebody tomorrow, because if this is
going as viral as people are claiming it is, then
perhaps right here in the Midlands we have somebody who's tried.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Are you swaddling?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Adult swaddling? How'd that go for it? Or are you
interested in it? Are you interested in adult swaddling? We
have a lady who demonstrates it on the video if
you want to see it on the Morning Rush blog
and she says, it's nearly cocooning. Now, cocooning. That's when
you put your head in there too, right, adult swaddling,
it's just from your shoulders down, that's true. But you
(14:23):
know the weighted blanket thing, I bought two back when
that was a hot trend. I think, well, no, no, twenty nineteen.
iHeartMedia has a store and we get discounts at that string.
I haven't been and so that was one of their
(14:43):
specials was right now. It was like forty percent off
on weighted blankets, which are supposed to help you sleep.
And so I bought one for my wife. And because
and you did it by like what you weigh is
the weight you should buy something like that. So if
you were over two hundred pounds, which I will always
be over to I've been over two hundred pounds since
I was like twelve, then I had to get, like,
(15:07):
I don't know what it was, the fifteen pound blanket, okay.
And then my wife, which was like under one fifty
or something, she got like the seven pound blanket or something.
And I'll be honest with you, I don't think we've
really used them, but maybe five times in five years.
I don't remember having a more RESTful sleep.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
If Sally didn't keep the damn thermostat so damn low,
I wouldn't even sleep under a blanket. I just sleep
under a sheet.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Isn't it weird how we have to have something over
us though? The sheet? You have to have that sheet. Yeah,
it tells your body you go into bed, you can't,
Like what did they do in the old days?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Just we're sleeping? You sleep outside without a sheet? Just miserable?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Did they did? Like who had the first sheets?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
That they'd have those blankets, but usually it was the
saddle blanket.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Well you're talking about like cowboys and stuff. I'm talking
about what were they doing like twelve hundred? Oh I
got you? Yeah, yeah, what was it like? Did Jesus
get a sheet?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
He did have a burial cloth?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He had a burial cloth, But did he that was
just time to sleep for a while.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know about the sheet.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I mean, that's just one of those things where I
was thinking about it not that long ago, Like I
don't think I could actually sleep.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
The origin of the sheet and see that would be
something we would do in the future. Maybe as of
what you talk about. What you're talking about the origin
of the sheet. When did the sheet first become something functional?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
You know, I was thinking about it because we lost
air conditioning, because we lost power. The house lost power.
Maybe I don't know, three months ago it was it
was like one hundred degrees out. We lost power, and
you know, you're on the second floor of the house,
so it's getting even hotter. It's hucker. It was, you know,
probably up to like eighty three eighty four in the room.
I'm guessing at that point, because the overnight low was
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like one hundred here in South Carolina, and I'm sweating.
I'm completely naked, and I'm in a pool of sweat.
Yet I have to have the sheet on top. I
can't sleep without it. I have to have the sheet,
so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I get it. I totally get it.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
All right, we got those stories and more tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Okay, hey, what's going on? Will you? Are you coconut cocooning?
What is it?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Squat?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Are you swaddling over there? And does it help you
sleep better? Tell us about it? And then tomorrow morning
you get a chance to win at six thirty, remember
the same number you use for the contests when you
call up start yacking about it six seven nine seven eight.
Don't yacking. There's a word that you don't like to
hear used, yackin.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I've been using that one for a while.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeo.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I don't know what yack sounds. Yak went from vomit
to talk at some point.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I know, but yack sounds worse than squat. Squat's just
one of those words I don't like to hear somebody
use the words squat. Why wouldn't I know squat? I
want to know squat, squat. I don't want to know your.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Squat, Carolina squat.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, no, No.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I saw some of those trucks the other day.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh they're still out there.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
There was one riding right by Williams Bryce.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Uh uh.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Cops looked right at him, didn't say nothing to him.
I think he was ready to launch into space he was.
So you know again, I'm thinking, how is this idiot
even driving?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Do you even see the road? You can't see the road.
That's why it's illegal. Exactly, you run over an infant. No,
he was six seven. You still didn't see all right,
nine seven eight nine two six seven ninety seven eight
w cos we started talking, you started talking on the
morning watch,
Hello, Killy Nash.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's tomorrow show.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Today Tomorrow will be getting over the hump. It's last
hump is September.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The last HUMPA last kids, just September hump. All my goodness.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And then it's going to be turning kind of dreary
for Thursday. And this has nothing to do with Helen
that's coming up through the Gulf. It's going to get
a rainy Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I mean, you know, remember was it three weeks ago
when we had the football game and they were talking
about it was going to be I try all that
rain but it wasn't. Had nothing to do with that storm,
but it did. I mean it does, but it doesn't
because it has something to do with pushing high pressure
or low pressure or something. So the effects are not
(00:42):
going to be a direct cause, but an indirect cause
of the Helene, which is supposed to go more towards
like Memphis in that area.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Gotcha.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But as you know, as happened, was it again, I
don't know if it was two or three weeks ago.
We moved football games around, we had all kinds of
things in anticipation of it, and we got nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Nothing, So who knows.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You never know. You never know what the weather around
these parts.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, all right, well when we talk about what we
can talk about tomorrow morning, I know we're gonna be
talking about what you're talking about, because that's the way
you win your four pack of tickets for Scotty.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What you talking about? What you talk about, Kelly, you know,
and maybe tomorrow, maybe not tomorrow, but maybe the next day.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
That'd be Thursday, the last day of the what you
talking about contest for Scotty McCurry ticket.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Maybe we could also modify our contest because what you're
talking about is basically, we give you a word that's
rarely used, and then, because Jonathan loves words, I do
love words, and and then you tell us what the
definition is, and then you win the prize. But maybe
it could also be what is the history of the word,
because today you are struggling with the word panhandle, like,
(01:45):
how is that called the panhandle? Why is it the panhandle?
I haven't really come up with a distinctive answer yet.
It just sounds like so far there's been a people
a bunch of people just started using it in the
eighteen hundreds, and nobody knows why because they're like, well,
if it's the panhands. Wouldn't it be part of Mississippi
Louisiana with it is going.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
To cause in the eighteen hundreds they didn't have they
didn't have the opportunity to see the view of Florida
that we have now because plainly that can't be a
pan handle, because the rest of the peninsula of Florida
doesn't look like a pan I can have a pan
handle if you don't have a pan.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So maybe we'll change the contest in the future, but
right now it's we're just going to give you a
word and then you tell us what it means. And
like you said, you're going to get the four pack
of tickets to see Scotty McCreary at the Sega Park,
which is a great baseball stadium, and we'll be there
Saturday night. But you'll also be qualified to win the
(02:43):
four pack of passes to come to the batting practice
with former college baseball player Scotty McCreary.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Now you're telling me that you have a doctor's excuse
to get out of the batting practice.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't have it in writing, but I haven't played
tennis now in a couple of weeks because my shoulder
has been by me. And when I went to my chiropractor,
she had me doing certain stretches and she said, my
best guest is you have a slight tear and she
named the muscle and I said, I never heard of that,
and she said, well, it's part of your rotator cuff.
(03:17):
So it's in my back right side. And so she
just said, you know, it'll heal itself. It's not like
you need surgery or anything. You just let it rest.
But I'm probably not going to play any tennis for
like a month or so.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Now do you have to take collagen into that kind
of thing? You know?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I already take collagen. I take it every day with
my coffee. I love it. It's a college in the coffee, yes,
and it comes in a chocolate flavor. And so I
just put a scoop in with my cottage.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah. Yesterday I saw something I'd never seen before, Okay,
and I thought of you because I know that you're
a big fan of the marshmallow puff peanut butter comba.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Marshmallow?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is it fluff? What do you call that marshmallow?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, we would have called it. See, now you're throwing
me off with the way it was what are they
call it again, peanut butter fluff. Peanut butter fluff sandwich.
That's what we would have had when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well, yesterday I saw peanut butter and chocolate already mixed together.
It wasn't like swirls of it. It was like a
jar colored peanut butter. Jeff, Yeah, I'm like, when did
this come out? Is this just a special Halloween thing?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now here's an interesting thing about me. I think I
think I'm unique in this. Maybe I'm not. I love
the Reese's peanut butter cups, but I don't necessarily love
it just because it's chocolate and peanut butter. I will
enjoy something in this chocolate peanut butter. But the thing
that makes me obsessive about the peanut butter cups is
something to do with the ridges around the side, real
(04:51):
peanut butter cups. That little I don't know what it is.
I just that's my favorite part. I love the way
the ridges on the peanut butter cupper my face.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I have never heard anybody say that. I know.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's why I'm saying it's probably unique to me.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Is that why people eat all the way around at
first just to enjoy the riches. Then they throw the
rest of it away.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I wouldn't do that. I do nibble around the edges
sometimes and then eat the rest of it. I can't
think about it right now.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
If you've seen that commercial with Kevin Hart and the
basketball player whose name I don't want to mention.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Lebron, Yeah, and they're sitting on the.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Couch, yes, and he's talking about you give kids a
Butterscotts candies.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, because you're an old man, not even the one
of the rappers. They're all stuck together. That's nasty. And
I think Kevin Hart just made that up on the
spot because I think the basketball player whose name I
shall not mention, I think that was a genuine laugh
from him because he was supposed to be seriously, like serious, Yeah,
and then he just kind of busted out on that one, that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Butter Scotch candy thing. That's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
We don't do that anymore. You're parent. How come you
don't have your butter Scott's candy. You're supposed to be
handling that out that What do we hand out? Do
we hand out anything? Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't think so. I'm not allowed to hand her
chocolate or candy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Today's like, where was she? Yeah, right now she's eating crans. Yes,
we heard about that a couple of weeks ago. Keep
the krans out of the kid's mouth anyway. Tomorrow's word, Jonathan, Yes,
I believe. I'm going to look it up just to
make sure I'm saying it right. But I believe the
pronunciation is cosmonosis cosmonosis, and I will tell you that
(06:38):
the that it is beginning to happen right now, cosmonosis
is happening, is happening even as we speak. You don't
know this this word.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I kind of know this word, Okay. It's one of
those things where Salary asked me about a word and
I'll go, I'll buy time. We go look it up
real quick because I don't know what come off like
a dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
But Jonathan, when he answers questions, you answers them, not
like in it it does it mean? He usually just
gives you a very definitive Oh, that's that's that was
a description.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Absolutely positively knew this word cosmonosis. It'd be like them,
It'd be like it would be like migrain, headache, sinus
when it works forward to backward and hit your ear
and then you have to go to the doctor. I
would give you a clear distinct definition if I knew it,
but a cosmonosis.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I would saying, even when you're bsing me, you usually
totally very straight.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh yeah, yeah. If I'm going to give you something,
I'm gonna give it to you. Uh. Cosmonosis. Uh. He
has something to do with movement in the.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Atmosphere sort of.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
So I'm just going to give you my first definition,
total bs off the hip. Cosmonosis is the astrology study
of planets and their alignment to the moon, and we
will see this demonstrated with our new moon coming that
you mentioned a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That's I mean, look, if we were playing what was it,
match game or something like that, and you were like
one of the guys on the panel or was the
Hollywood squeers, you used to have to give those those
and then people would go, I'll yeah, I agree that,
I'd be even I knowing the answer, still want to
hit the button. I agree with Jonathan, but it's not
what it is is the instinct that causes birds to migrate. Ah.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I knew I knew this word because I was watching
a documentary recently and they were It was about dougs
and geese and stuff, and the guy used that word
and I said, wait a minute, what did he say?
Because it's like a cosmo thing. Do you think that'd
be like outer space?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
That's why I was thinking cosmetology or cosm what they
used to call the cosmonauts of Russia.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
So the birds instinctively know and it's it's like it's
like cattle when you see them. Sally asked me before
when we were She said, why aren't this cow standing
under the tree? And I said, well, it is hot,
so they'll seek shape. But it's gonna rain.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I thought, Now, do cows lay down too when it's raining, right?
Or when it's gonna rain? Because that was like the
big thing when I was a kid. If you see
the cows laying down, you're you're within ninety minutes of
a rainstorm.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yep, that'll happen to just minor drink nature. And you're right,
we're hearing more geese than the sky.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
They're moving.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Because I walk a little Sarah around the block. She
likes the honk honk.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
She honks at him hong konk. They ever honked back
at her.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I tell her that they do. We're talking to you.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, we got a fan down to them Hong Kuk. Well, yeah,
so cosmonosis is in the air.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I like that word.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So you can use that word and sound smart. And
you can also use that definition to win the four
pack of tickets tomorrow morning at about six thirty. What
else we got on the agenda for tomorrow? Oh, you
were laughing at this young lady in the video. She
says it's the best what does she say? The best
thing that's ever happened.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
To this ever happened to her in her life.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Now, she's not an older person. She looks like she's
probably about twenty one something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm hearing Gladys Knight singing to the background, and Gladys.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Was singing about a man. Happened to me, Yeah, she
was singing about a man like in nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
This girl's found in the perfect substitute for a good man.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And it's not even like one individual. This is apparently
sweeping the internet. It's called adult swaddling. Now we've heard.
I think swaddling of children became like a popular thing
in the nineties, like I felt like when Jordan was born,
my son was born in nineteen ninety three, Like I
(10:34):
remember hearing that term and people were discussing it. It
felt like it was a new term thirty plus years ago.
Swaddling it's not a new term.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Who was swaddle this child?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Well, yes, that was obviously from four was it a
four Christmases? You're an old fit mother. I will do
it myself.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I will swaddle this child.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But so adult swaddling is apparently, this is what they
claim it will do. It will reduce anxiety, and this
isn't a this is an adult human. It will reduce anxiety,
it will improve your posture, and it will promote a
more deep, RESTful sleep. And so you just have to
(11:20):
take yourself basically and wrap yourself tightly in a cloth
and then lie in like the fetal position. And some
advocates say it stimulates the touch receptors in your skin
which will help you have a calming effect. And apparently
there was something called the hug Sleep swaddle blanket which
(11:42):
was recently featured on Shark Tank and people saw that
and they just said, well, I can do it on
my own. I don't need a special Well that was
my thought, Like, I to me, that's called a straight jacket.
Straight jackets and have calming effects. Typically people in straight
(12:04):
jackets also get like they also get like spit guards.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You swaddle a child because the child came out of
the womb and he's been in the very tight confines
and it's always been warm. So if you wrap the
child up and that makes him feel like they're still
kind of in the womb, it's it's a familiar feeling.
But she sprinkle some water on him, was sleeping warm water?
(12:31):
Wet blankets doesn't sound like a good idea. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Filled tub.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't want to feel restricted, especially if I'm trying
to sleep. I want to stretch out.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You know what I was thinking about my wife when
you were when you were just talking about this, because
my wife, like I'll wake up, and my wife's only
five foot one. We have a king sized bed and
there's not enough room for I don't know how she
turns herself completely sideways and then like puts her arms
in a position like where she's taking up the entire bed.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yes, that's me.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It's physically.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
By myself. I don't even like the dog. If the
dog gets up there because Sally let the dogs rom uh.
The dog has to lean up against you. They like it,
they like that security thing or whatever. No, sir, I'm
marching my ass through the house with you under my
arm and then going straight back out to the Florida Room.
I gave up the entire Florida room. It's yours. That
(13:29):
is a two hundred and sixty square foot doghouse. Live
in it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Enjoy it, enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You got great views, sunshine, it's it's climate controlled. I
gave up everything. I threw my desk away. Screw it.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You have it. You didn't leave it out there as
a chew toy.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, No, they're ain't chet. Go start with me on that.
Hate those damn dog hate them.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Well, maybe we'll find somebody tomorrow, because if this is
going as viral as people are claiming it is, then
perhaps right here in the Midlands we have somebody who's tried.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Are you swaddling?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Adult swaddling? How'd that go for it? Or are you
interested in it? Are you interested in adult swaddling? We
have a lady who demonstrates it on the video if
you want to see it on the Morning Rush blog
and she says, it's nearly cocooning. Now, cocooning. That's when
you put your head in there too, right, adult swaddling,
it's just from your shoulders down, that's true. But you
(14:23):
know the weighted blanket thing, I bought two back when
that was a hot trend. I think, well, no, no, twenty nineteen.
iHeartMedia has a store and we get discounts at that string.
I haven't been and so that was one of their
(14:43):
specials was right now. It was like forty percent off
on weighted blankets, which are supposed to help you sleep.
And so I bought one for my wife. And because
and you did it by like what you weigh is
the weight you should buy something like that. So if
you were over two hundred pounds, which I will always
be over to I've been over two hundred pounds since
I was like twelve, then I had to get, like,
(15:07):
I don't know what it was, the fifteen pound blanket, okay.
And then my wife, which was like under one fifty
or something, she got like the seven pound blanket or something.
And I'll be honest with you, I don't think we've
really used them, but maybe five times in five years.
I don't remember having a more RESTful sleep.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
If Sally didn't keep the damn thermostat so damn low,
I wouldn't even sleep under a blanket. I just sleep
under a sheet.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Isn't it weird how we have to have something over
us though? The sheet? You have to have that sheet. Yeah,
it tells your body you go into bed, you can't,
Like what did they do in the old days?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Just we're sleeping? You sleep outside without a sheet? Just miserable?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Did they did? Like who had the first sheets?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
That they'd have those blankets, but usually it was the
saddle blanket.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Well you're talking about like cowboys and stuff. I'm talking
about what were they doing like twelve hundred? Oh I
got you? Yeah, yeah, what was it like? Did Jesus
get a sheet?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
He did have a burial cloth?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He had a burial cloth, But did he that was
just time to sleep for a while.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know about the sheet.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I mean, that's just one of those things where I
was thinking about it not that long ago, Like I
don't think I could actually sleep.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
The origin of the sheet and see that would be
something we would do in the future. Maybe as of
what you talk about. What you're talking about the origin
of the sheet. When did the sheet first become something functional?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
You know, I was thinking about it because we lost
air conditioning, because we lost power. The house lost power.
Maybe I don't know, three months ago it was it
was like one hundred degrees out. We lost power, and
you know, you're on the second floor of the house,
so it's getting even hotter. It's hucker. It was, you know,
probably up to like eighty three eighty four in the room.
I'm guessing at that point, because the overnight low was
(16:51):
like one hundred here in South Carolina, and I'm sweating.
I'm completely naked, and I'm in a pool of sweat.
Yet I have to have the sheet on top. I
can't sleep without it. I have to have the sheet,
so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I get it. I totally get it.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
All right, we got those stories and more tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Okay, hey, what's going on? Will you? Are you coconut cocooning?
What is it?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Squat?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Are you swaddling over there? And does it help you
sleep better? Tell us about it? And then tomorrow morning
you get a chance to win at six thirty, remember
the same number you use for the contests when you
call up start yacking about it six seven nine seven eight.
Don't yacking. There's a word that you don't like to
hear used, yackin.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I've been using that one for a while.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeo.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I don't know what yack sounds. Yak went from vomit
to talk at some point.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I know, but yack sounds worse than squat. Squat's just
one of those words I don't like to hear somebody
use the words squat. Why wouldn't I know squat? I
want to know squat, squat. I don't want to know your.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Squat, Carolina squat.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, no, No.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I saw some of those trucks the other day.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh they're still out there.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
There was one riding right by Williams Bryce.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Uh uh.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Cops looked right at him, didn't say nothing to him.
I think he was ready to launch into space he was.
So you know again, I'm thinking, how is this idiot
even driving?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Do you even see the road? You can't see the road.
That's why it's illegal. Exactly, you run over an infant. No,
he was six seven. You still didn't see all right,
nine seven eight nine two six seven ninety seven eight
w cos we started talking, you started talking on the
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