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Hello, Killing Nash, Good morning. It's tomorrow show today. Tomorrow in
this case will be Monday when wewill play I'll play for you in just
a second. We're gonna play whatI believe to be. Since we gave
you the easiest Kenny Chesney music montageever Friday morning, we're gonna give you
the hardest one. And then youmocked Wes Porter who won, and said,

(00:24):
you know, got the easiest,But don't let that tarnish what you've
won. Brother. You got thetwo tickets for the show April twenty seventh,
and Charlotte, Kenny Chesney, ZachBrown, Meghan Maroney and Uncle Cracker
on one stage. So now hereit comes. Until I saw her face,
I can feel the speed by myhead in my toe that I looked

(00:48):
in to your all. Right,now, here's the clue for those of
you who came to this podcast specificallyto hear that montage. Those are all
number one songs from Kenny Chesney.So how many does he have in total
number ones? Yeah? Probably I'mgonna guess twenty two. Well, I
mean that's a lot, obviously,but I mean you got a three and
twenty two shot you used just goread the list. You know what I'm

(01:14):
saying. Okay, I'll give youanother clue. If you go read the
list, that will help you.Yeah, of course I would read it
if I was entering. It willhelp you in more ways than one.
Okay, that way, all right, I'm making it now, making it
too easy. Well, only forthe people who listen to the podcast.
They deserve a special reward for listeningto it. Right, Well, I
play it for you one more time. Right now here I saw her.

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I can feel the speed on myhead in my toe. That lot's that's
enough. That's all. That's allthey need. I didn't pick out.
I did pick out. I thinkin all three they are actually include body
parts. If that's a clue,you go to do a lyric search.

(02:01):
Now it just got weird. Now, this kind strange. But I was
after the second too. I'm like, hey, can I get another buddy
part in here? Could I getanother body part? Does he sing about
ankles, moral dilemma, Monday's comingfast and furious, as well as the
hardest Kenny Chesney montage contest ever?And this is one of those ooh you

(02:24):
want awkward, Jonathan, you loveto embrace it. We got a morning
rusher. Ragular been dating a younglady for about seven months. Loves her,
thinks she's great, good. Hecan't even explain why, which I
wish that he could. That's weird. But he can't explain why he doesn't
want to meet her family. Oh, she has said, I want you

(02:46):
to come with me Thanksgiving. Thisis kind of let the new ken at
Chesney son take her home. Well, she's trying to take him home and
he's saying, I don't want togo. Now does he lie about it?
Does he make up an excuse,Look, I forgot to mention I'm
already committed. I got to godo something with my family. Or does

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he just say, oh, I'mI feeling well, I don't think I
can make it. Or does hejust come clean and say, look,
I don't know what it is.We've been dating seven months. Maybe it's
because I think it's a little tooearly for all this pressure to be with
your family. Because if you're bringingme home for Thanksgiving, this seems like
we're on the fast track to marriage. Now. Uh huh. You know

(03:27):
he didn't say all that. Ijust threw that in there for like I
said, I don't know how toexplain this. I don't know what to
do. But do I make upan excuse or do I come clean and
say I don't want to meet yourparents. I don't want to meet your
family just yet. I don't knowwhat to do. That's good. I
like the awkwardness of that. Ido love the awkward Monday morning moral dilemmas.
Tumbleweed asks, is this the timefor the truth? Usually the answer

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is no. It's always no.The answer with tumble Weed is neverways tell
the truth. Never time with thetruth, even when he's giving us the
traffic. Well, no, that'sthe time. Sure, you're right on
a Monday morning moral dilemma. Nevergive the truth about your moral dilemma.
All right, here's a moral dilemma. Do I want to spoil the show
or the movie plotline? People dohave a perverse sense of letting the cat

(04:14):
out of the bag. I don'tknow what that is. Oh, you
haven't seen so and so. Letme tell you when so and so dies
it's the best or whatever it is. It's like they just they feel like
they've got something on you and theywant to tell it to you. Well,
be careful how you do all that? This is a story out of
Australia. These are now both formerpolice officers. One cop came in and

(04:42):
said, I just saw top gunand this is the latest one last year,
and he said, let me tellyou all about it, and the
other guy said you better not youand then use some cursing, and he
said, no, no, no, I'm gonna tells. He started to
try to say something. The othercop, he says, jokingly, pulled

(05:05):
out his glock and pointed it athim and said the weapon said I will
end you, basically yeah, buthe said he was smiling when he said
it. Now even according to theother guy, his finger was not on
the trigger and he was laughing whilehe said it. The other guy,

(05:30):
the guy who was trying to ruinthe movie for him or jokingly said I'm
going to tell you about the movie, didn't find this funny in the least,
he said. He became actually verydepressed and ended up leaving the police
force over this incident. The otherguy pled guilty yesterday or I'm getting this

(05:53):
story today, So I don't knowwhen it was, because in Australia it
might have been a few days ago, but either or he pled guilty and
now he's been removed from the forceand he has got to pay a fine
and do some community service and thingsof that nature. So it's a pretty
serious ending to what started off asa haha, sorry I presented a weapon
and pointed it in your face.Well, I was going to go in

(06:15):
a different direction. What show didthey What show did they try to ruin?
For you? For me, thenumber one thing that gets ruined is
sporting events because I will know thatI can't see it live. I have
to go. My wife's making mego do something, so I'll record it
and then I'll be like, watchit when I get home. But it

(06:38):
seems invariably somebody because they all wantto look at their phones and you get
news alerts all the time set forsports. I don't. I do not
get any sports alerts, but theywill tell me, Ah, Giants lost
on a last second field goal.Why would you tell me that? Why
aren't you a Giants fan? That'sexactly why. I do you see me

(07:00):
watching the Giants game? Good?I am not watching the Giants game,
but I wanted to, but nowI can't. Who ruined the movie?
Ruin, the game? Ruin?Whatever? What are they ruin? And
why do people why do people enjoydoing that? Or did you do it
inadvertently? You feel bad? Yeah? Have you ruined it for anybody else?
You felt bad about it? Becauseif it's a big show, I

(07:20):
get the fit. You know,it's an event to watch these things,
less so today than it was tenyears ago. But you know, you
come into work and one of yourother friends has seen the show and you
all want to talk about it,and then somebody else walks in the room
and they're like, why are youtalking about that? You're ruining it for

(07:41):
me. I really get upset whenpeople on television in particularly do this.
Maybe people on the radio too,but I heard a lot of television people
go hey, listen, spoiler alertand then they just blurt it out like
you didn't give me time to reachfor the remote or trying to television off
or turn the volume down. Oftentimesthey're spoiler alerts or not even and they're
just they're trying to be sarcastic,you know what I'm saying, Like when

(08:03):
they'll be like, spoiler alert,gravity works. By the way, Speaking
of gravity, Jelly Roll, veryexcited to win his very first CMA,
was man the most inspiring moment ofthe of the CMAS in decades. Other
than it was touching for the JimmyBuffett tribute, the dang thing didn't last

(08:26):
a few hours. What they tweetedit out? Guess who dropped and broke
his Best New Artist Award. Hereis the picture of it, shattered all
over the ground. He wasn't eventhrowing the trophy like Tom Brady, he
just dropped it. But now theysay they're going to buy him another one.
The CMA Awards will buy another BestNew Artist Award for him. But
I say no, he's a grownman on him gluing it back together?

(08:52):
Yeah together? I bet you thosethings aren't cheap either. Oh I'm sure
not. Maybe they should make thetrophy out of something other than last if
you're gonna because remember his final wordswere, let's go party. Two hours
later, your party ends with adestroyed trophy? What have you broken that
you really didn't want to break?Like? I'm sure he was heartbroken when

(09:15):
he dropped that. And then there'sthat awkwardness of what do you say to
him? I got to tell you, if I were him, I'd want
to sweep it all up. I'mgoing to have it fixed I'm gonna have
it glue back together. I wantthat one. That's the one I want.
That's the one you handed me,That's the one I held up.
That's the one I want. Whatabout like, if you're there, you
know it's important to him, andthen he drops it and shatters it?

(09:39):
Do you go full kid from thatYouTube video? So we're done with that
though, We're all done with thatnow. It's all okay, we're moving
on that, right, are thosethings will happen? I don't know what
you say at that point. You'rejust like, oh did you break?
What did somebody break for you?What did you break yourself? And you
cried over it? Oh, it'seven worse if somebody else broke. And

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then you're in that awkward position ofsaying, oh, don't worry about it,
about it, but inside you're like, that was a gift from my
great grandfather and it's gone. Now, how do you not worry about it?
You should be worried about it becauseit's irreplaceable. I remember when we
got married, somebody gave us dishes, and uh, probably a week after

(10:22):
we got those dishes, Jordan brokeone and Angela was very distraught. Uh
oh those were a wedding gift.I don't even know why you're eating off
of those. We have regular china. Why do you have to use the
fancy china? Right? Yes,Sally got up and think about something.
Sally got up said about it wasa piece of pottery that her grandmother had

(10:45):
made. Oh that's very special.Oh yeah, it wasn't just a hand
me down. It was a handme down that she made. Yes,
and she was quite good. Andit wasn't like some ugly piece of your
kid made in second great, itwas quite good. The word heirloom applies
to this. And now it's bustedheirloom and it was busted so bad.

(11:09):
I know where it is. Iput it. I swept it up and
put it in a box, yourself, a loved one. I put it
in a box, and I'm markedbecause I knew I couldn't fix it.
Maybe someday in the future though AItechnology, maybe, and then we can
bring it back to life. Maybewe could recreate it. It's like,

(11:31):
isn't the Ted Williams head floating ina jar? I believe it to be.
Yeah, Hey, what's going onin your neighborhood? We should be
talking about. Let us know,reach out to us, email the social
media how to do that. Andwe start talking Monday. And remember this
is the same number you used toyou hear the Kenny Chasney again again.
Here it goes until I saw her. I can feel the speed on my

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head and my toe. Two.All right, we're gonna take Collar nine.
If you can identify those three songsat nine seven eight ninet two six
seven, we'll play it again onthe air and we'll tell you exactly when
they call. You get two ticketsfor the show April twenty seventh in Charlotte
Kenny Chesnack, Zach Brown, MegaMaroney and Uncle Cracker. You get two

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tickets. You can even win thembefore he can buy them because they don't
even go on sale till next Friday. We'll do that Monday on the Morning Rush
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